>talking to my friend about Magic
>he exclusively plays on arena
>he’s bitching about how he keeps getting his ass stomped
>look at his decks
>”why the fuck do you have like 80+ cards in here?”
>”I NEED all these cards. They’re all so good I just GOTTA play them.”
>”ok well you should cut it down and also it’s almost all singleton? Why aren’t you running more copies of your best cards?”
>”I don’t want to draw the same stuff all the time.”
>”Why don’t you just play commander then? You’re basically already trying to do that.”
>”Fuck that man, I don’t want to deal with paper and meeting up to play.”
>mfw

Motherfucker frustrates the hell out of me sometimes. Bonus: he runs basically no interaction because “counters and removal are gay” then gets mad when everyone else obviously runs counters and removal