The Apu is screaming for a 'wurger' but when I ask him if he wants a chicken, a beef or a fish one he just screams 'wurger' at me - he's already pissed himself twice and won't stop stomping about. Terrified he's going to turn full Seethie Weether on me within the hour and peel me like citrus fruit, got everything in the cupboards for him and always give him five square meals a day. In tears. I don't know what to serve him up and SPACCA Helpline is not active at this time of day.