Thread 81865345

Toots edition

i am so high that i'm holy

Mario won

stay comfy trek frens <3 x

Sliding my erect, pre-cum covered penis down inside Eva's throat as she gags in my hairy balls.

fuck me stinks of fish in here

It end of an era. All the good lids go down with their ship. DWP have won, seas belong to them... it not right how many SeasideSAILORS sinking into the briny depths, they sanctioned in Davy Jones locker forever. DWP not even bother to save them. Black flags over Wareham.

>>81865345 (OP)
Kek, is that the bint who killed her newborn? Wadafugsgowanonereden?

Shredded wheat with honey and raspberries. A healthy evening snack.

>>81865345 (OP)
> I don't understand why anyone would saturate fish with dill
Goes well with the vodka. That's why the Russians flavour everything with it.

What are their plans for the 1 million unemployed """migrants"""

turns out my flatmate was cooking fish. for a second I thought I had developed TMAU and my eyes lit up at the prospect of a bennie filled life on for freeee. sadly, back to work tomorrow.

>>81865404
Put them all on giant hamster wheels to generate electricity.

You are now imagining a large black penis.

You are now breathing manually.

Slidding my tuppence into Constance Martens lovely cock.

Ssm still live. What's that about

>>81865420
I'm lucky mate that I just like large penis but couldnt give a shit what colour it is.

I'll be the one to say it. Would it be so bad just to dig up all the marrows from the garden, and cook up a big dinner?
SOMEONE *has* to say it. I'm sorry.

>>81865404
dey're gonna give em eleventy trillyun pownds a week mate, i 'eard it on gb news!

>>81865385
No blackpilling allowed. The sun never sets on the NEET Empire. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps, look them directly in the eye, and win your bennies

>>81865443
They left the lids to die in the ocean instead of taking them as prisoners; ship slowly taking on water and listing heavily to one side, bilge completely flooded and seas off the coast of Denmark are freezing - would rather the lids end up in a camp than to drown in the sea. World isn't right. Blackpill coming on too fucking strong.

Urgently need an update regarding the state of HHL's wollocks

>>81865442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tG-4i0ygBE

Taking Eva to Disneyland and asking her to marry me midway through It's a Small World and causing a scene when she says no and then drowning her in the water whilst an Arab in a Mickey Mouse costume tries to restrain me.

>>81865470
He's out partying with his mates even though he was done with his mates and done with alcohol and has autism.

Muslamic ray guns

>>81865502
Gotta have some fun in life.

Off kilter but I'm very uninspired right now. Happens every year. Just get this period where nothing motivates and interest me.

>>81865508
You ESL? He clearly was saying Muslamic Rape Gangs... and hey, he was right like 10 years before everyone else started banging on about it

>>81865345 (OP)
viscount cranbornes parties were the stuff of legend, full of bang apuettes

>>81865527
Muslamic

>>81865289
not a fetish as such, i just like supporting sweet autistic women, they have so much potential, they just need a push to gain self confidence

>>81865527
>You ESL?
>Muslamic

the working class sure are stupid and ugly

Tieing Eva up bondage style, covering her in oil and licking her arse for hours in end as she struggles in agony.

every working class person is a racist mouthbreather

>>81865543
Really reaching aren't you now. Desperately trying to cling on to something, anything, to prove you're not a mong

>>81865562
You only needed to reply the once

Having Eva squat over a massage table with a hole and shit directly into my mouth.

free are tommy wobbinson x

Muslamic Makers
https://muslamicmakers.com
We are a community of Muslim Changemakers helping Muslims level up across the tech industry and beyond.

>>81865550
Yeah a fetish you grim creep

>>81865585
Struck a nerve lad x

Having Eva piss into a bottle, fermenting it for 6 months and then injecting directly down my Jap's Eye.

My sweet Steve you just need some confidence

Boxroom Dollymong spending another full day in his little bedroom crying about people who criticise foids and browns. Sad!

Really struck a nerve haha

Covering Eva in butter, stripping her naked and leaving her on top of an ant hill.

>>81865376
new series of strange new worlds out today mister footlad
enjoyed the first episode, saving the second for tomorrow

>>81865612
Mate you've been here for 12 hours now

Shooting Eva out of a cannon into a 100 ft plate of strawberry jelly.

Glazing Eva in the semen of 100 men and then cooking her in an industrial oven for Christmas dinner.

>>81865642
these are actually really creative i cant stop laughing
>>81865649
i posted this in old thread

finetuning a LLM on eva posts

Dropping Eva out of a plane onto an island inhabited by feral cannibals.

training an eva art lora

Loving eva

>>81865543
>when the under-educated man who's been on the piss says a word wrong ;__;
Who gives a shit, genuinely? The mockery was all an excuse for you skirt around the fact that he was right.

Hating eva

Strapping Eva to a pair of jet skis and sending her out into the Atlantic.

>>81865699
Muslamic law

>>81865527
Also, it wasn't even really a secret back then. The middle class were just in a massive state of denial about it.

Chopping Eva up into little pieces and serving her in my kebab shop as a "Zoomer Special."

Muslamic Ray Bans

>>81865630
sounds comfy mr lovely lad. Hope you are all settled and ready for weekend!

I will finish tng and then watch the Orville! I need to watch strange new worlds x

it was all a ploy to add blad on discord

>>81865714
GOSH that's clever.
That should let you on Have I Got News For You.
Hislop'd be your mate.

KKKeir SStarmer

>>81865727
been trying to shag blad for months but he's not having it

>>81865727
She blocked me. It is what it is.

Absolutely raging haha

alright my leeeds

>>81865751
i unfriended you

>>81865751
Why'd she block you? Not very nice. This is reminding me of school drama.

>>81865760
you were supposed to block everyone

>>81865765
No idea. I think it was something i said.

>>81865751
She's Chad only mate, is what it is.

>>81865758
Quite enjoy this picture.
>>81865760
Why'd you do a silly thing like that?
>>81865772
*mic drops*
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

their first little fight so cute x

you old ass guys will never understand me

>>81865800
So you admit you're a teenager?

>>81865800
someone is having their head messed with

Where do you lads get your bennies news from? I usually get it from here, but since our Orwellian government is fucking us over, I need a new source.

Think its better to go back into the shadows again. Not very good at socializing me I'm not sure what to say. People ask me a question and i respond simple as.

>>81865800
Nah, I'm a massive manchild.

>>81865800
Then get the fuck out of here you underaged foid

>>81865805
no lol i just asked everyones ages on discord and they all said like, 25, 26, 35 or somethin g

>>81865820
30 is the new 20, lass.

evie is 21 today

eva gonna hawk tuah on that thang

honestly i am fine with this drama.

it's different.

>>81865816
Easier to have conversations here than on Discord if you're a bit awkward I find. I'm crap at 1 on 1 conversations.
>>81865820
Fair enough I just turned 30, kek. You're probably younger than a lot of lads here.

>>81865813
https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/news

I get "the youth". Tell me one thing I don't get about the youth.
>hork hork hork our memes are delightfully devilish and arcane. You will never understand
I've seen em already, m8. It's all just non-sequiturs and sex noises.

How do trannys tuck their erect cocks behind their arse? Weird.

>>81865816
best way to be, B.

we're all a load of dotty old crones here on /britfeel/. AND I'M WILLING TO ADMIT THAT

Der ewige Zoomer

Might have a cheeky wank. Haven't for a few days.

>>81865872
lol i know this

Eva doesn't understand the heightened sensibilities of a Die Nibelungen fan.

Fucking detest piggy police I do lads. Fucking gammon cunts the lot of them.

>>81865850
aye too right anon. back in my day, you'd have a shoop da whoop and a
>non-sequiturs

>>81865871
haven't seen any of them this year
it sad

evas ageist against me. feeling bullied and sad now

>>81865345 (OP)
I googled her and oh wow. Ironically before I found out who she was I was thinking how great life must be as a rich bimbo and I wish that was me. Seriously how do you fuck up this badly on ultra-easy tutorial mode?

>>81865871
Bloody hell nubs didn't realise you were here again. How are you? Still climbing?

Thread going from cringe to cringer

>>81865884
It was Hitler's favourite film after all.

>>81865892
are you a bird person?

>>81865847
Looks good, thanks.

>>81865911
I am
don't get out much though
are you?

>Go to r/UKPersonalFinance
>Every thread is basically "Hi I'm 21 years old and I make 80k/year what should I do?"
>Or "My dad just gifted me 200k what should I do?"
Sigh. I guess I'm just unlucky. Seems like everyone has rich parents or amazing jobs.

ESSENTIAL BRITFEEL KINO
https://youtu.be/M4ySPC42y28?si=WNlIqJ7SuMor_36r

propr sad about being called old by eva

ngl i am curious about the developer badge she had on her profile, do you have github eva

>>81865931
no lol its just attention farming
nobody tells the truth on reddit just look at like relationship story subreddits its just people writing out their fantasies
same for like "dirty confessions"

bored af tonight

>>81865929
nah. don't really know anything about birds. also don't get out much.
but if you are sitting on COOL BIRD PHOTOS then i would like to see them.

it's all shit

>>81865946
yes i do
here is all my badges ( in all their glory )

I have 2 incredibly painful semi spot like lumps at the entrance to my right nostril and they hurt like fuck. Why is life suffering.

>>81865967
discord used to be good and they ruined it with shite like this

>>81865946
you have been caught out in a lie.

>>81865967
What's your opinion on the classic German film Die Nibelungen? You are a fan of German cinema, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?

>>81865937
no place for us old lads on nu r9k

>>81865967
cool, my name is my github lol

>>81865888
that's what I'm saying. it's exactly the same shit (only it isn't funny and racist)

i wasn't 'dtf' but i thought i was at least 'down with the kids'

my badges

>>81865800
you're a femcel you havent even hawk tuah'd on anything that isnt plastic

>>81866000
not in the arctic code vault mate?

>>81865961
unfortunately not de lid
had a lot of ones i took but lost them

>>81866007
not on this account desu

Oh boy I do hope I get more posts about this discord that isn't here and could just stay fucking over there.

I'm 33, NEET, still living at the parents. Make of that what you will.

The only badge that matters

when i was 21 i don't remember thinking 25 was old

>>81865998
eva's zoomer music is music i don't understand.

my grandma told my dad in his youth that his Beatles records were 'JUST NOISE' and now i understand.

>>81865975
>fan of German cinema

i want pull shark gold i thought it was going to be at 256 but it's 1024 i'm so disappointed it's going to take ages

>>81866034
Die Nibelungen was Hitler's favourite film even though Fritz Lang was a Jew.

Threads have been flying lately

not for long bedtime soon

Dole office tomorrow at 11am

>>81866084
Got another 30 mins to go to bed, and then 30 mins watching shite in bed, then sleepy time.
Work tomorrow is gonna suck ass.

D*moncord has taken over. No wonder Crossy is AWOL. We are at end times.

it's friday tomorrow
it will be a new start
and the vibes will be reset

The silent epic Intolerance directed by genius D. W. Griffith.

>>81866097
good luck lad
hope you have a decent work coach

>>81866110
haven't watched that and Birth of a Nation in a while
could do with a rewatch

>>81866111
Time for CV lessons and a prompt instruction not to shit yourself in an interview.

>>81866111
>hope you have a decent work coach
She's nice but they never help you with anything. Last time I asked her if she can help me find a job in any sort of engineering, willing to take apprenticeships as well. She just said "lol look for them on the internet"

Thanks. I was already doing that.

>>81866097
hope you get a big fat sanction x

Toots Marten

playing rimworld in bed on my thinkpad t480 running arch linux
womfy indeed x

>>81866124
they only there to sanction and put you on courses lad

>>81866131
thinkpad in bed phwoar hope ur laps not melting with all that heat

>>81866124
>She just said "lol look for them on the internet
At that point I'd just say "so what is your job?"

>>81866119
Print of Intolerance on my Eureka! Blu-ray is impeccable. Corrrr. Need to seek out that BFI release of Birth of a Nation.

>>81866124
Been a long time since I was there but sounds like it hasn't changed a bit.
Bonus getting a nice one. There are some right wankers working there. Tho given the job and the people they interact with I get it.

me? too scared to use my ThinkPad. know it'll break. hinges are a bit shite, wish they were more rugged/firm.

pair programming with eva

>>81866104
true that. did wonder why he'd been jesusposting more than usual recently. now I see why

>>81866155
eva would make a shit programmer on accounts of the retardation

hate pair programming. let me do thing please

>>81866161
kinda want to see her github desu

For me? It's Orphans of the Storm (1921).

>>81866170
it'll be shite, women cant code

Some sort of anti brown bastard protest kicked off in Epping.
>Tensions were high ahead of the latest appearance in court on Thursday of an asylum seeker who has been charged with three counts of sexual assault. Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu, 38, from Ethiopia, who denies the offences, was remanded in custody before a two-day trial next month at Chelmsford magistrates court.
Oh aye.

>>81866170
zoomers just make one and follow a tutorial to get the discord badge

program-men
program the computers to fix our problems

For me? It's La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc (1928).

>>81866183
Always the bloody Africans innit?

>>81866170
i kinda want to see her fanny

>>81866181
women can code, i've worked with several
>>81866185
really? that's lame

>>81866198
>women can code, i've worked with several
So have I and they have been "acceptable" at best.

i am a man and i can't code
so what does THAT say about your prejudices?

>>81866188
Actually for me too. Perhaps the greatest film ever made and I'm not joking. Going to stick my Blu-ray of that on now actually.

The fuck is she going to code

>>81866203
That means you're trans

l wipe my arse with my computer science degree

hello, programmer-people.
women have more empathising brains.
men have more systemising brains.
discuss.

Just seen that video from riffratz about mark bragging about having 4k and spending his fathers inheritance on on a shitty 30 year old car. What a munter. Put a bit of a bad taste in my mouth with him.

>>81866198
>women can code

>>81866201
depends on your teams and companies i guess
>>81866211
my sugarbaby made a discord bot that kicks people if they're playing league, just silly stuff

I bet Eva can't code a classic silent film from the 1910s.

>>81866225
>depends on your teams and companies i guess
well yours is mediocre enough to find women coders decent, so same to you. just my team has standards cos I run it

>>81866219
The folks in riff ratz comments are worse. Fitting channel name.

can't get into silent films. it might be for you but it ain't for me

got some strawberry onken yoghurt and its shit hot, happy boy now

Andrew Tate is now seriously considering running for Prime Minister of the UK

Some of his proposed policies:

- No aid to Israel or any foreign country
- End all illegal immigration
- Immediate mass deportations
- No more knife crime

Would you vote for him?

>>81866213
i'm a transister? yas queen!

>>81866230
or you're just letting your prejudices influence your opinions, frankly i don't believe that you run anything

>>81866219
Bored of Mark now tbqh

>>81866219
a good day when riffratz and his community are seething
mark got them on strings

>>81866233
You must be a low iq brainlet then, lad. Sorry but it's just the truth. If you can't sit back and enjoy Die Nibelungen for 5 hours then maybe you should stick to playing with potatoes.

>>81866238
>Would you vote for him?
yes, it would be funny

Got a Chocolate brownie icecream tub in the freezer. A bit full up today lads, I think i will save it for later.

>>81866238
no chance mate
voting for corbyn aren't i x

>>81866238
Would have considered it for a laugh if it weren't for the fact he's a fucking Muslim now

>>81866242
i don't believe you know how to code, so goes both ways

>>81866237
I love onken. Passion fruit one and the cherry are my favourites

>>81866238
>Immediate mass deportations
only policy that will get me to the polling station

>>81866238
>No aid to Israel
this bit here is what will prevent him

>>81866238
just a silly media figure. not into tactical voting or any of that shite, even as a joke. will just read manifestos and see who i most agree with, then vote for them. simple as.

>>81866257
how would i have all those github achievements if i didn't know how to code

The SeasideSultan dream is dead at the hands of the DWP. Millions sanctioned, mass suicides, the entire Seasideregime collapsed and it was the end of an era.
But a new campaign has been opened up - in this different timeline SeasideMARK is a SeasideSETTLER. He protect Jamestown, he guard Plymouth Rock, he muster good brave men against the red Indian.

>>81866275
AI and youtube, ez

>>81866238
Yeah, incompetance is better than malice

>>81866287
>AI
ironically i'm a MLE

i get my news from al jazeera.

>>81866283
Plymouth Rock don't land on him he land on Plymouth Rock.

I get my news from benefitsandwork.com

>>81866300
explains a lot honestly
next time i hear from a dev when i ask them why their code is weird and shit they say "cos chatgpt said so" ill know it was your fault

>he's too stupid to enjoy silent kino
lmao

>>81866318
i'm more focused on image/video than text

>>81866306
Plymouth Rock disappointing in real life. It's a pebble.

We route native Americans - they eat roots and smell like piss, none of them offered an olive branch even though it takes 6 turns to receive any help from England and we starve when winter comes around. The beaches and benches even bleaker than Blighty. It was a mistake to come here.

>>81866343
so do you sit here and spam AI pepes and apus?

Talking to people on discord has made me realize I'm more of a spacker than i thought. I cant talk to other people online how can I do it in real life? Really set me back this.

>>81866348
no i dont really gen myself ive seen it all before at this point

Bit depressed. These calm summer nights always make me feel the old melancholyberg. Just a general despondence and uninterest in anything. The dull pain as they say.

>>81866352
We're all spackers in life

>>81866352
Well you were trying to talk to a dumb zoomer cunt that is only here for attention lad

>>81866352
Don't worry B, eva is a sperg

Who here has friends and only here part time, and who has no friends at all

How many women's knickers have you sniffed in your life?

Absolutely fucking insane how my life turned out

my main interest is making gpus go brrrr and i'd really like to see like "photoshop but for AI", professional software, rather than pytorch mess

>>81866389
how did your life turn out?

Your life a silent film when it's spent in your boxroom.

it a corbyn world for them youngsters

>>81866389
I knew my life was going to be shit the day I turned 18 and had nobody to celebrate it with

>>81866393
you keep chasing those dreams lil lad

Miss the Ruth gimmick

>>81866366
>>81866365
Nothing against her at all, I just struggled to make conversation. Same with another lad that added me.

>>81866237
>>81866258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b73ozBQXHFo

>>81866416
i guess HE misses RUTH

>>81866385
only two unfortunately

>>81866421
possibly me. no hard feelings pal.

everyone should probably go outside.

>>81866385
0 wish I could have a sniff tho

>>81866421
ah yes, eva6 the master conversationalist? if this is blad, you are infinitely more interesting and fun to talk to than her.

>>81866404
>the day I turned 18 and had nobody to celebrate it with
Grim that mate. Just think all those normies have huge birthdays for their 18th or going on holiday to get wissed together.

you people care way too much about what other lads are doing. do your own thing and enjoy yourself. being a seethie for the rest of your life won't help anything

>>81866469
t. Acted like a faggot and got called a faggot

>>81866460
Aye, it was a Friday too, fucking pointless shit life I've lived lol

Been thinking lately, there's much more to it than just being ugly or a manlet. There's your financial situation, your class (lower/middle), your upbringing etc. Like no point in trying to go for that Stacy who comes from a well-off family if your family are just people who worked at Morrisons.

>>81866490
It's the roll of the dice laddy. I can't even be angry at shit like that anymore. When you accept life is mostly out of your hands, and fate/destiny are real things, you can stop caring because you know it wasn't your fault. I mean, before 18 what are you really meant to do? You have no money and no way to actually influence anything

>>81866421
let me tell you lad adding anyone from 4chan is awkward most of the time, remember most of us have autism and no friends

https://www.standard.co.uk/business/jobless-unemployment-vacancies-awful-april-wages-budget-b1238607.html

>Unemployment rate rises to highest level since the pandemic as jobs market cools
Weaker than expected figures suggest that an interest rate cut is nailed on for next month

I really want to fuck a 7 ft tall woman with big tits. I am 5 ft 2 so I'd climb her like a colossus.

Think I've sissy hypnotised myself into being scared to drink alcohol. Just don't wanna even when I do wanna. Maybe I'll just never do it again. Mad.

>>81866385
I don't think any, although it might be 1. That would be when I'm round their house and had a stealth sniff when they were in the bathroom or something

/britfeel/ is a 25+ board.

>>81866557
Think of the farts, lad. Not worth it. Bet Helper's flat smells like a Chinese brothel.

>>81866031
That being what? I don't even know what popular music is anymore.
I didn't like it twenty years ago, tbf. Never could get in with the whole emo and indie rock thing.

16 year old whores on BBC News talking about voting. Corrrr.

>>81866183
this appening now?
Ave I gotta spend all night watching people burning bins again?

i hate it here
i want to go now

>>81866394
I had Warwick Davis in the back of my limousine last night, can you fucking believe it?

>>81866571
risky guess that you are Big B, and i claim my twenty pounds.

>>81866571
Honestly I just think of even being slightly slightly hungover and it puts me off. Just canny face it, much better not being in pain or exhausted etc. I mean it's good but it's boring.

>>81866584
figured this might be coming

the government just wants me to have NO opsec

>>81866238
Maybe. At the very least, it'd be funny.
Also, what this establishment needs is clearing out and starting over, desu. You're not getting anywhere voting some cunt who was a Tory two years ago back into power, just because Fromage says he's cool now.

>>81866584
when i was your age, i remember feeling ways about stuff.

gonna be annoying having to run a vpn 24/7 to use my computer

>>81866601
why do you need opsec? are you into harrison ford?

>>81866586
i read all your posts, how could i not? very convincing.

>>81866584
LMAO. People buy all their drugs on Telegram. Won't happen anymore if they need to scan their faces.
>>81866586
You didn't post proof he was there, lid.
>>81866588
WRONG!
>>81866593
Drank a load of red wine one night and my shits were blacker than a golliwog.

pull up in a demon, on god
looking like i still do fraud

>>81866615
oh i see. Harrison Ford. Indiana Jones. IJ.

>>81866621
>You didn't post proof he was there, lid.
Truth be told? No, I didn't have Warwick Davis is the limousine last night. But 2 weeks ago I did have a proper A-list celebrity for the first time. The first one I recognised immediately too

loose watery shit with little pebbles in it

when i pull up in the buick you know what im doing
>>81866641
rhyming slang for fraud

>>81866621
>WRONG!
egads! it was shippy! (possibly.)

oh well. i am to keep crusin~

>>81866644
>No, I didn't have Warwick Davis is the limousine last night.
i am shocked. aghast, even.
>2 weeks ago I did have a proper A-list celebrity for the first time.
oh my giddy aunt, you must spill the beans

>>81866644
I believe you drive a limousine but post more celebrities next time, pal. Warwick Davis was a tell, he usually just gets pushed around in pic related.

>>81866583
Dunno they were attacking police vans, some clips on the guardian

within next few weeks and months every social platform will be asking for ID, the internet as we know it is over x

>>81866665
fucking hate this stock image shite.
get it gone get it GONE

>>81866679
Hope you're also the Wapanese hater.

there's no reason NOT to let an AI sniff through all our IP logs. even retrospectively. it'll be like DNA. finding evidence of all these criminals.

>>81866649
Wasn't me

>>81866661
It was someone that has been posted here before

Warwick Davis flailing around on that rope bridge is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen and I like the fucker.

BritNormie will bill clients $50,000 for 50 hours work, when $40,000 of that time was spent posting drivel here. "creative warm up" as he calls it on the invoice

>>81866732
i met him once when my parents were together we went to a starwars convention and we sat down with him at a table

>>81866690
anal retentive about the nomenclature? aye that's me.

>>81866747
how do i, non-sarcastically, request to hear this story from you? if there is more to tell.

The Apu is screaming for a 'wurger' but when I ask him if he wants a chicken, a beef or a fish one he just screams 'wurger' at me - he's already pissed himself twice and won't stop stomping about. Terrified he's going to turn full Seethie Weether on me within the hour and peel me like citrus fruit, got everything in the cupboards for him and always give him five square meals a day. In tears. I don't know what to serve him up and SPACCA Helpline is not active at this time of day.

https://youtu.be/aY6lKJsQlkM?feature=shared&t=93
>1:33
>Whoa! whoa!

>>81866747
that's cool, what was he like

>>81866785
i dont remember lol i was young as hell

>>81866744
Been many a long year since I charged by the hour. I charge a monthly retainer and performance based royalties.

>>81866793
cute lil baby eva

>>81866795
Just as long as you're not behind the two argos dollies on coronation street or that other anon will go ballistic

Don't really get the Warwick Davis gimmick

>>81866829
enemy of 4chan
he will be celebrating Friday

Eva, I just done a big poo. Whaddaya think about that, homie?

>>81866829
Shippy regularly chauffeurs A list celebrities in his limousine, he's quite successful in London and when people with fame need a ride there's few alternatives with quality such as his. He's a polyglot, he a Rubik Cube master, he 2.2k ELO in chess.

>>81866778
Love these posts. Please keep them coming. Love seeing what this little guy gets up to

Powering up my VPN to browse the fleshlight reddit

eva what's your latest coding project

>>81866855
>2.2k ELO in chess.
Still get beaten by my uncle after he's had more booze than HHL by the time the Siemans factory speech gets posted

Eva you ever worn a nappy as an adult?

>>81866829
It's not a gimmick. He tried to sue 4chan a few years back because /tv/ started bullying him en masse.

>>81866894
she stopped wetting the bed when she was 12

Slightly concerned that Helper started drinking so early today. When he's here he can post hitler speeches all night without consequence. If he starts goosestepping down blandford street shouting about how all jews and muslims are going into a concentration camps, it might not end as well as it usualy does

>>81866910
He's in full blown alcoholism now. The lad says he's off booze multiple times a week now and then he's back on it a few hours later. He's physically dependent on it at this point.

>>81866910
He is the fruitiest bee in the hive.
There never been a gayer lid alive.

Proud cheeka is part of the teetotal army. Teetotal Newcastle Chads will take over Alcoholic Sunderland Virgins

>>81866906
this is true
>>81866894
no but ive worn thick underwear
>>81866885
an image converter from a super uncommon file format

>>81866949
This is the kind of love Eva deserves.

>>81866962
>an image converter from a super uncommon file format
that's really interesting, good job. post about your projects and i'll encourage you

>>81866949
Strong correlation between being teetotal and gambling from what I've seen.

>>81866949
arse cummed in lads vs the hive
no contest

>>81866949
I just ended up this way accidentally. I was just supposed to be sober for a bit but now I can't psychologically face drinking anymore. It strange. Probably for the best though. Last time I got drunk I very much regretted it.

Literally nothing stopping Ebin jumping on a train and spending the day (or night) in Newcastle

>>81866993
Does your boyfriend drink alcohol cheeka?

>>81866980
Eva doesn't deserve anything. Annoying zoomer "e-girl" cunt.

>>81866993
Nothing good comes from booze mate. Treat yourself to some ice cream on the weekend instead

>>81867007
Yeah a bit but not that much now.

>>81867023
I think a few drinks can open your mind a bit. Not like in attitude but I think it actually makes me sharper and more perceptive. But then past that, yeah no good. Just a bad idea. Done some cringe stuff in my time.

>Nice lie in
>Board the train at midday
>Less than 2 hours each way
>Win 80 bong on the slots
>Profit
>Back at 9pm

Maybe you should roll for a trip to Newcastle

>>81867001
>>81867043
There's nothing technically stopping me from doing a lot, but then there's no reason to "travel". Maybe I can make a video there.

>>81866949
i regret posting this webm you've really taken to it.

>>81866962
cor is it something ImageMagick can't handle?

>>81867048
Yeah it's your life, just you obsess slightly over this city. Maybe even a nice birthday trip perhaps

Got no reason to go the city. Dont av any mates to get pissed with. That's the only reason for me to go.

For me? It's watching Tribal People Try.
I don't know what exactly makes them "tribal". I do watch some slop on YouTube I truly do.

This is the age of the train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6D-1akP_w

>>81867053
doesnt even have any mentions of it on wikipedia and only source is one website where it was uploaded by the creator for his videogame

>>81867059
Newcastle seems a nice place, but "travel" is a meme, I'd just go there, buy a coffe, sit somewhere then go home, could do that anywhere

teehee i'm a programmer but i can't change my computer fan uwu

>>81867083
converting binary formats like that is impressive (and fun) desu. what did you need the images for?

>>81867086
>I'd just go there, buy a coffe, sit somewhere then go home

>>81867100
Don't bully my Steve he's just got low confidence he needs me to encourage so he becomes extra kawaii

Uwuu why do people get sad like when their pets die? You can't bring it back can you? Oh no I'm so autistic uwuu

>>81867113
i wanted to see them

i was playing around with ripping sketchfab the other day, there's a couple tools available but they are outdated and don't work, might finish it off at some point, dataset of 3d models would be nice
>>81867134
oh that's as good a reason as any, thought you might have been training on them, but iirc you don't like ai?

>>81867083
cor and i do mean cor.

quite like this Traveller's Tales lad talking about his Amiga/Sega graphics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8qgArSqMsc
all a bit complicated for me, mind. but cor.

Based Ebin btfo of the cringelarps

Never recovered from being abused by my dad as a kid to be honest.

Talking of cringelarps.

>>81867158
That uwu poster isn't me, but I wholeheartedly agree and enjoyed those posts.

>>81867183
spoken to a therapist, lad?

>>81867196
1 week to go until you're 32 now

teehee i'm a big gay boy who has anal sex and farts and I sneed febreze uwu

>>81867086
>could do that anywhere
I'd much rather drive to my local Costa and enjoy a coffee in the car than get a train to the city.

>>81867219
Same. I already live in a pretty place so there's lots of nice places to sit, better than dirty busy city centres too, you just get run over by bikes ridden by illegal just eat workers

HHL likes to get about like a sophisticated businessman, on the Tyne and Wear metro

>>81867240
wearing his jack and jones three piece suit

>>81867183
Sorry to hear that Broadbridge

So agitated rn. Carrying physical tension I reckon. Some days are just like this I suppose, must be a link between mind and body.

>>81867197
No been on a waiting list for like three years.

>>81867277
You need your arse cumming inside

feel positively refreshed.

Marhaban Constance habibi

Ismi Greg askunu fi Banbury

>>81867312
Don't like this gimmick
It too direct

me dad touches me arse as a littleun now am disabled lol

Might watch a film, might go to bed. Sleepy, innit?

Bored with MMORPGs these days. Dont know what to do.

>>81867456
I used to be like that. Take a break for a while come back to it in a few days or weeks. It will still be there my lid. what MMO are you playing?

>>81867456
we should launch a britfeel RPG

Tell me what your move is and I'lltoss a dice

LALAFELL GANG RISE UP RISE UP

Giving cheeka a massage to ease his physical tension

I should sleep now. I think I like Ebin because we share a similar instinctual aesthetic and spiritual sensibility. It analogous.

The clock honestly can't be run down fast enough

>>81867525
> spiritual sensibility
t. BBC porn addict

>>81867525
>I think I like Ebin
You've made his day with that comment x

Need Crossy here desu.

>>81867484
>what MMO are you playing?
Played loads in my time lad. FFXI, FFXIV, WoW, TERA, RIFT, WAR, AoC, AION. Probably loads more I've forgotten. My favourite was FFXI. But feel bored playing all the modern ones these days. There's a new WoW private server coming out in a few days called EPoch but I'm not sure yet. It's WoW Classic so the good old 2005 grind.

been pushed suicide me xx]

I go newspaper x

I[m g\DN NUCLEARTOMROW X

>>81867664
Good to see you nappy lad! You staying dry?

YOU'VE PUSHED ME TO KILLMYSELF

I'M GOING OUT OUT ON MY TERMS

WATCH THE NEWS TOMORROW X

nappy lad is going to try and stab himself in a jobcentre tomorrow to get top rate bennies, you heard it hear first

he get knocked down, but he get up again
they never gonna keep him down

when you say tomorrow, do you mean today the 18th, or tomorrow the 19th?

I am going to kill myself in the nextt 30 mins x

>>81867785
make sure to change your nappy before you do

>>81867795

I just stabbed myself multipletimes

I;m bleeding

Goodbye x

Mam screaming down the phone
socal kicking in the door

I will slice my throat open if anyone dares challenge me xxx

Calm down Welper. Ur going off the rails

that finnster thread on outer r9k sucking on that lads big massive bellend oh aye

goodbye HelperLad, after all the lies you finally did it ;_;

shocking arse on him though could do with doing a few squats every once and a while

>>81867886
Arse like Hank Hill tbqh de lid.

>>81867872
Just seen that. not sure what to think x

>>81867929
his side profile is so funny when hes giving a blowjob always makes me laugh

just been visited by PC Plod of the police force as part of the investigations oh he wants to borrow my computer

Hello this is PC Plodd, HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN is dead.

^ see that was him

>>81865800
what's the optimal e-dating age range for you, eva

aww mate ill af xx

>>81867966
Eva's a nonce so she likes little boys.

>>81865946
>its just attention farming

>>81867969
You gonna bleed out nappy mong or just crying for attention again?

>/britfeel/ has just 7 days to go before ofcom snuffs us out
>Helper takes us all down with him

>>81867989i
Heil HITLER X

JEWS ARE THE CANCER OF HUMANITY X


CHEERS X

>>81867821
>/deepfeel/: Tilde was HHL all along

>>81868013
gay and cringe you little gooseneck nappy wearing mong

>>81867865
This is Helpers potters bar incident

>>81868013
You're a grown man. Fucking pathetic.

Good evening gentlemen. Tinny levels running low. It not right.

>>81868071
I won 21 quid profit on 250 free spins yesterday are you proud of me crouiperlad.

Fucking faggot mate had betrayed me.

I'm garn through his door in 20 mins. Little faggot will pau for disrespcting me xx

Putting his windows through me. Nobody bullies me x

>>81868090
Well done de lad, it better than giving it to the bookies x

>>81868124
You won't do shit little lad you're just a shit stirrer. You love the drama. You can't have a single drink without starting shit with someone.

>>81868124
don't shit your nappy from the exertion of trying to kick his door in, little lad

>>81868124
you are as about intimidating as a wet paper bag wind your neck in goosy

HelperLad is a little man with a big neck and even bigger dreams

Sean having a melty in the dayroom because chief nurse Adubongo refuses to move him on to pullups as he's still too much of a heavy wetter.

i just done fart
gassy today

Little fucking rat I'm garn to his gaff now;
Garn put in his door me. Little rat needs a good slap x

Let's fuckingo go

Welper has had like 3 drunken meltdowns this week. It's mad

>>81868237
What did he actually do? Mong. You need evicted.

>>81868278

Walking back homes now. I belted his front door. His mam screamed at me from the window. I left because I respect her.

I[m not not a bully boy unlike her scumbag son x

kek, sean knocked on someone's door (originally he said he was going through it), got told to fuck off, and meekly slinked away with this tail between his legs like the little bitch he is

>>81868296
You should have broken in and beat his mum to a pulp.

>>81868296
>>81868296
shouldve sorted his ma out lad. give her the old one two

>>81868029
I remember that. Why don't trains crash any more? There used to be a crash virtually every year.

>UK governments are increasingly determined to mold the minds of young men. Propaganda about the "danger of incels" is rampant within their public school system and media. The English government has called for secondary schools in the country to tackle "incel culture",
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/why-are-governments-obsessed-incels-and-controlling-masculinity

Uhm... Yikes!

>>81868551
thank god i have the tism im immune to propaganda

>>81868551
>https://www.zerohedge.com/political/why-are-governments-obsessed-incels-and-controlling-masculinity
This article is hilarious. Are they saying incels are the so called warrior masculine guys to topple the politicians? Incels are fucking skinny losers that couldn't even hurt a fly

>>81868551
The evolution of the incel movement is truly amazing. It started out as a niche group of unfortunates that no-one cared about then they became a fringe group of creeps that everyone hated, now apparently they are taking over the country and governments are afraid.

And am ill me

Aww mate feel ill af like not even joking like

Suppose this is my punishment for standiing up the u know whos

Aww mate nah i'm ill me xxx

when will we get our first incel PM?

>>81868683
one thing i don't believe in is dinosaurs. they never existed and they are complete bullshit. there's no fucking way a creature that large could exist

And am ill me
Heil Welper xxx

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/html_modules/2025/07_JUL/250717_number_of_vacancies_in_the_uk/250717_number_of_vacancies_in_the_uk-large.jpg

Number of vacanies in the UK. The lower spike is 2020 COVID.

>>81868781
my grandma still has her covid booster twice a year kek.

>>81868380
AWS wasn't mandatory. You also have TPWS now if a train overruns a red or goes too fast through a section.

virgin train ran into the buffers at euston the other week

>>81869083
That can still happen if the train is within the speed limit of the TPWS coming into the station.

>>81868551
The way they frame this all backwards as if "incel culture" is a thing that firstly exists, and a thing that warps men, when what is actually happening is growing numbers of men are socially isolated, find that women hate them for no real reason, and are upset about it.
You can't "deconstruct" your way out of this, because it's not a thing that was constructed to begin with. It's a reaction to a state of collapse(which is much more women's fault, if we're honest).

chad train gracefully came to a stop in the correct stopping position.

State of this lot. Broken Britain innit? Only way to endure life if you're poor is to be off your head on drugs.
https://youtu.be/W8xnbrPZ3Pc

>>81866424
I miss her but there's better asmrtists now.

A lad ruined it by going to her pub. That was not me. Now she thinks I'm some crazy guy. :(

Miss these bad boys. They haven't been used since 2005. Just open the door any time to get off.

Is it worth working? Like why? There are more jobs than people. Someone has to be left out. I don't get why the government can't just pay everyone minimum wage, then companies can pay better wages and attract the right people.

>>81869341
*There are more people than jobs.

Cannot sleep lads. For fucks sake. Rolling around I bed for the past 2 hours lying in darkness like a cunt. And my legs are itching like fuck for some reason.

>>81869503
Go for a walk and keep an eye out for dodgy coppers.

Couldn't sleep either, got the thread to myself now

>>81870025
Not for long Im still here. Just watched how a Star Trek TNG episode is made hosted by LaVar Burton it was kino.

>>81870079
Love your Star Trek don't you mate

Women live life on easy mode.

>can get sex any time
>thousands of handsome men available to date on online dating apps
>they don't do hard jobs like bricklayer
>they get paid more for doing less work (HR and other comfy office roles)
>always travelling to multiple countries every year
>they will most likely be believed too if they make up an accusation about you

>>81870101
Think it might be one of my special interests kek. Not that obsessed with it I am currently on my second watch of the series it will take me months to get through it all.

>>81870134
Might give it a try need a new show to watch me

don't want to waste more of my life on cities skylines.

>>81870169
I felt this way with RuneScape and many other private servers that I played. Once I realised I was clicking on a tree for hours on end to watch a number go up on the screen it immediately hit me that this is a massive waste of time.
But at the end of the day if you enjoy doing it thats all that matters.

>>81870203
Got 200m woodcutting me

>>81870209
Fuckin hell lad. How did you manage that one. I remember getting several 99s back in the day.

eva eva eva eva eva

>>81870214
Did it all afk on the side, not too hard when you're a NEET with unlimited free time

>tfw even if I worked, had regular showers, dressed well, had good muscle it still wouldn't get me a girlfriend

It'll always be something else...you need to get a car lad, get a place of your own first, make sure you work on your career...before you know it you're fucking old and missed out.

sad bloke with his sad routine

Theres a pork pie with my name on it downstairs but fuckin ell I cant be bothered getting it. Starving here.

Just had a really disappointing wank. After I finished I felt empty. Is it habit or a necessity at this point?

>>81870331
Day 8 nofap for me, bollocks was radiating like crazy last night

>>81870331
Why at 7 am in the morning? Were you up all night fapping?

>>81870337
Nah cant sleep and Im wide awake. Been awake since 2pm yesterday. Just fancied cranking one out.

Going to get that pork pie. Hope I dont wake up mum. Wish me luck.

Big bowl of honey cheerios for me

Chika the anal superstar

Britfeel keeps me sane, I consider you all my good friends in life

>>81870408
My mental health is generally a lot better when I take a short break but I always end up coming back. That said you're my only friends too

>tfw no asmr turned van life gf

definitely something only the middle classes can really do.

How much money does it cost per month to live in a van

Might microwave a panno chocolate with me woffee.

>>81870470
thousands lad, from the bank of mummy and daddy

>>81870478
Can't be rite mate thought they did it to save money?

>>81870487
they do it for the "experience" and for youtube money
note how they're never in a clapped out transit, the van in that pic would cost 10 grand easy, another 10 to convert it, another couple on tax insurance, a few thousand on fuel because they're travelling all over the place

>>81870487
drive out somewhere remote and snap a few pics for the gram and then back to the hotel car park

Right lads Im back just had that pork pie I put a little bit of ketchup on it. It lush.

>>81870509
this is the thing lad, they must be paying for a hotel or something, there's no where else they could feasibly park over night, coppers will have you if you stop over night in a layby, regular car parks are either shut or have security who will call the coppers

>>81870512
never liked pork pies....are they nicer microwaved?

Going to try and go to sleep for the night even though most people are on their way to work. Not for me though. Like I said Ive not been to sleep yet. Goodnight.

>>81870520
No absolutely not. They have to be cold for me. Cant stand the ones with jelly in, knocks me sick it does.

>>81870470
Getting all that equipment, batteries, flooring, bedding, insulation etc is going be proper expensive. 300 quid she paid just for some battery pack. Seems like a right expensive hassle.

>>81870487
No these days it's about showing off how middle class you are. People still mostly go back to their homes and only camp in it once or twice a month. She goes abroad like 5 times a year to places like Thailand and South Korea. Must have a lot of money.

>>81870528
Just don't see myself ever picking a pork pie over a nice sausage roll, pork pies always just seem like indigestion incarnate for me

>>81870523
Morning. Just woke up after a decent 8 hour sleep. About to open the laptop for some dossing from home.

>>81870517
She's stayed in a Lidl car park and Toby Carvery. Most of the time though you go go to some dedicated site on a field with facilities. I don't think she's going to take it seriously anyway...not with a sprog.

Only in the USA can you really live a good van life without some pesky copper quoting some vague law and ruining your fun.

>>81870591
she needs sparking out entitled little madam

Ruthmong could live in a van once his parents finally kick him out

>>81870612
you're not supposed to drive without shoes me lid

>>81870591
>Only in the USA
Typical, got no freedoms anymore in this country

Something not rite with my heart feels like, stinging pain

>>81870645
heart attack coming on strong, it lush x

>>81870608
she's getting drilled by her buff chad boyfriend in that van. no point even trying to date when all girls want their man fit and handsome.

>>81870645
Try doing a handstand

bit worried about HHL, hope he is ok x

>>81870612
Don't have a driving licence or any funds to buy a vehicle. It would be on the streets, prison or mental home for me.

tired af but unable to fall asleep because too much coffee

>>81870738
only slept 4 hr last night
cant be arsed me x

new thread is here x
>>81870749
>>81870749

staying put me still 5 more posts left

I am so so happy its friYAY! ,

>>81870770
ur disgusting mate, get on that nofap

>>81870460
you guys really do pick the most mid women to be obsessed by

500 ma g yeye ygm bruv