Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:20:17 PM No.81865345
Toots edition
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/britfeel/ - /r9k/ (#81865345) [Archived: 260 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:22:20 PM No.81865374
i am so high that i'm holy
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:22:27 PM No.81865375
Mario won
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:22:31 PM No.81865376
stay comfy trek frens <3 x
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:22:53 PM No.81865380
Sliding my erect, pre-cum covered penis down inside Eva's throat as she gags in my hairy balls.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:22:53 PM No.81865381
fuck me stinks of fish in here
SeasideSULTAN
7/17/2025, 10:23:20 PM No.81865385
It end of an era. All the good lids go down with their ship. DWP have won, seas belong to them... it not right how many SeasideSAILORS sinking into the briny depths, they sanctioned in Davy Jones locker forever. DWP not even bother to save them. Black flags over Wareham.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:24:04 PM No.81865395
>>81865345 (OP)
Kek, is that the bint who killed her newborn? Wadafugsgowanonereden?
Kek, is that the bint who killed her newborn? Wadafugsgowanonereden?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:25:07 PM No.81865402
Shredded wheat with honey and raspberries. A healthy evening snack.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:25:10 PM No.81865403
>>81865345 (OP)
> I don't understand why anyone would saturate fish with dill
Goes well with the vodka. That's why the Russians flavour everything with it.
> I don't understand why anyone would saturate fish with dill
Goes well with the vodka. That's why the Russians flavour everything with it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:25:10 PM No.81865404
What are their plans for the 1 million unemployed """migrants"""
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:26:02 PM No.81865413
turns out my flatmate was cooking fish. for a second I thought I had developed TMAU and my eyes lit up at the prospect of a bennie filled life on for freeee. sadly, back to work tomorrow.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:26:37 PM No.81865417
>>81865404
Put them all on giant hamster wheels to generate electricity.
Put them all on giant hamster wheels to generate electricity.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:26:52 PM No.81865420
You are now imagining a large black penis.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:27:34 PM No.81865429
You are now breathing manually.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:27:37 PM No.81865431
Slidding my tuppence into Constance Martens lovely cock.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:27:50 PM No.81865434
Ssm still live. What's that about
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:28:03 PM No.81865435
>>81865420
I'm lucky mate that I just like large penis but couldnt give a shit what colour it is.
I'm lucky mate that I just like large penis but couldnt give a shit what colour it is.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:28:38 PM No.81865441
I'll be the one to say it. Would it be so bad just to dig up all the marrows from the garden, and cook up a big dinner?
SOMEONE *has* to say it. I'm sorry.
SOMEONE *has* to say it. I'm sorry.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:28:42 PM No.81865442
>>81865404
dey're gonna give em eleventy trillyun pownds a week mate, i 'eard it on gb news!
dey're gonna give em eleventy trillyun pownds a week mate, i 'eard it on gb news!
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:28:45 PM No.81865443
>>81865385
No blackpilling allowed. The sun never sets on the NEET Empire. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps, look them directly in the eye, and win your bennies
No blackpilling allowed. The sun never sets on the NEET Empire. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps, look them directly in the eye, and win your bennies
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SeasideSULTAN
7/17/2025, 10:29:59 PM No.81865460
>>81865443
They left the lids to die in the ocean instead of taking them as prisoners; ship slowly taking on water and listing heavily to one side, bilge completely flooded and seas off the coast of Denmark are freezing - would rather the lids end up in a camp than to drown in the sea. World isn't right. Blackpill coming on too fucking strong.
They left the lids to die in the ocean instead of taking them as prisoners; ship slowly taking on water and listing heavily to one side, bilge completely flooded and seas off the coast of Denmark are freezing - would rather the lids end up in a camp than to drown in the sea. World isn't right. Blackpill coming on too fucking strong.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:31:04 PM No.81865470
Urgently need an update regarding the state of HHL's wollocks
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:31:16 PM No.81865473
>>81865442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tG-4i0ygBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tG-4i0ygBE
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:33:10 PM No.81865496
Taking Eva to Disneyland and asking her to marry me midway through It's a Small World and causing a scene when she says no and then drowning her in the water whilst an Arab in a Mickey Mouse costume tries to restrain me.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:34:08 PM No.81865502
>>81865470
He's out partying with his mates even though he was done with his mates and done with alcohol and has autism.
He's out partying with his mates even though he was done with his mates and done with alcohol and has autism.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:34:58 PM No.81865508
Muslamic ray guns
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:36:55 PM No.81865525
>>81865502
Gotta have some fun in life.
Off kilter but I'm very uninspired right now. Happens every year. Just get this period where nothing motivates and interest me.
Gotta have some fun in life.
Off kilter but I'm very uninspired right now. Happens every year. Just get this period where nothing motivates and interest me.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:37:02 PM No.81865527
>>81865508
You ESL? He clearly was saying Muslamic Rape Gangs... and hey, he was right like 10 years before everyone else started banging on about it
You ESL? He clearly was saying Muslamic Rape Gangs... and hey, he was right like 10 years before everyone else started banging on about it
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:37:38 PM No.81865531
>>81865345 (OP)
viscount cranbornes parties were the stuff of legend, full of bang apuettes
viscount cranbornes parties were the stuff of legend, full of bang apuettes
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:39:06 PM No.81865550
>>81865289
not a fetish as such, i just like supporting sweet autistic women, they have so much potential, they just need a push to gain self confidence
not a fetish as such, i just like supporting sweet autistic women, they have so much potential, they just need a push to gain self confidence
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:41:09 PM No.81865571
the working class sure are stupid and ugly
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:41:22 PM No.81865574
Tieing Eva up bondage style, covering her in oil and licking her arse for hours in end as she struggles in agony.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:42:00 PM No.81865582
every working class person is a racist mouthbreather
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:42:15 PM No.81865585
>>81865543
Really reaching aren't you now. Desperately trying to cling on to something, anything, to prove you're not a mong
>>81865562
You only needed to reply the once
Really reaching aren't you now. Desperately trying to cling on to something, anything, to prove you're not a mong
>>81865562
You only needed to reply the once
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:42:29 PM No.81865587
Having Eva squat over a massage table with a hole and shit directly into my mouth.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:43:20 PM No.81865589
free are tommy wobbinson x
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:43:53 PM No.81865593
Muslamic Makers
https://muslamicmakers.com
We are a community of Muslim Changemakers helping Muslims level up across the tech industry and beyond.
https://muslamicmakers.com
We are a community of Muslim Changemakers helping Muslims level up across the tech industry and beyond.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:44:10 PM No.81865597
>>81865550
Yeah a fetish you grim creep
Yeah a fetish you grim creep
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:44:27 PM No.81865602
>>81865585
Struck a nerve lad x
Struck a nerve lad x
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:44:45 PM No.81865604
Having Eva piss into a bottle, fermenting it for 6 months and then injecting directly down my Jap's Eye.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:45:13 PM No.81865608
My sweet Steve you just need some confidence
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:45:42 PM No.81865612
Boxroom Dollymong spending another full day in his little bedroom crying about people who criticise foids and browns. Sad!
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:46:37 PM No.81865622
Really struck a nerve haha
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:46:48 PM No.81865624
Covering Eva in butter, stripping her naked and leaving her on top of an ant hill.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:47:19 PM No.81865630
>>81865376
new series of strange new worlds out today mister footlad
enjoyed the first episode, saving the second for tomorrow
new series of strange new worlds out today mister footlad
enjoyed the first episode, saving the second for tomorrow
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:47:33 PM No.81865633
>>81865612
Mate you've been here for 12 hours now
Mate you've been here for 12 hours now
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:48:01 PM No.81865642
Shooting Eva out of a cannon into a 100 ft plate of strawberry jelly.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:49:16 PM No.81865652
Glazing Eva in the semen of 100 men and then cooking her in an industrial oven for Christmas dinner.
eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/17/2025, 10:50:07 PM No.81865664
>>81865642
these are actually really creative i cant stop laughing
>>81865649
i posted this in old thread
these are actually really creative i cant stop laughing
>>81865649
i posted this in old thread
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:51:12 PM No.81865673
finetuning a LLM on eva posts
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:51:20 PM No.81865674
Dropping Eva out of a plane onto an island inhabited by feral cannibals.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:52:27 PM No.81865686
training an eva art lora
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:53:30 PM No.81865696
Loving eva
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:53:49 PM No.81865699
>>81865543
>when the under-educated man who's been on the piss says a word wrong ;__;
Who gives a shit, genuinely? The mockery was all an excuse for you skirt around the fact that he was right.
>when the under-educated man who's been on the piss says a word wrong ;__;
Who gives a shit, genuinely? The mockery was all an excuse for you skirt around the fact that he was right.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:53:54 PM No.81865701
Hating eva
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:53:55 PM No.81865702
Strapping Eva to a pair of jet skis and sending her out into the Atlantic.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:55:38 PM No.81865718
>>81865527
Also, it wasn't even really a secret back then. The middle class were just in a massive state of denial about it.
Also, it wasn't even really a secret back then. The middle class were just in a massive state of denial about it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:55:48 PM No.81865722
Chopping Eva up into little pieces and serving her in my kebab shop as a "Zoomer Special."
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:56:05 PM No.81865724
Muslamic Ray Bans
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:56:12 PM No.81865725
>>81865630
sounds comfy mr lovely lad. Hope you are all settled and ready for weekend!
I will finish tng and then watch the Orville! I need to watch strange new worlds x
sounds comfy mr lovely lad. Hope you are all settled and ready for weekend!
I will finish tng and then watch the Orville! I need to watch strange new worlds x
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:56:24 PM No.81865727
it was all a ploy to add blad on discord
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:56:46 PM No.81865733
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:56:47 PM No.81865734
KKKeir SStarmer
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:58:06 PM No.81865749
>>81865727
been trying to shag blad for months but he's not having it
been trying to shag blad for months but he's not having it
Big B
!ctwlL6DXYk
7/17/2025, 10:58:12 PM No.81865751
>>81865727
She blocked me. It is what it is.
She blocked me. It is what it is.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:58:17 PM No.81865753
Absolutely raging haha
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:58:39 PM No.81865758
alright my leeeds
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:59:23 PM No.81865765
>>81865751
Why'd she block you? Not very nice. This is reminding me of school drama.
Why'd she block you? Not very nice. This is reminding me of school drama.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:59:33 PM No.81865768
>>81865760
you were supposed to block everyone
you were supposed to block everyone
Big B
!ctwlL6DXYk
7/17/2025, 10:59:57 PM No.81865772
>>81865765
No idea. I think it was something i said.
No idea. I think it was something i said.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:00:03 PM No.81865774
>>81865751
She's Chad only mate, is what it is.
She's Chad only mate, is what it is.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:00:40 PM No.81865778
>>81865758
Quite enjoy this picture.
>>81865760
Why'd you do a silly thing like that?
>>81865772
*mic drops*
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
Quite enjoy this picture.
>>81865760
Why'd you do a silly thing like that?
>>81865772
*mic drops*
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:00:52 PM No.81865780
their first little fight so cute x
eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/17/2025, 11:02:45 PM No.81865800
you old ass guys will never understand me
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:03:40 PM No.81865810
>>81865800
someone is having their head messed with
someone is having their head messed with
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:03:56 PM No.81865813
Where do you lads get your bennies news from? I usually get it from here, but since our Orwellian government is fucking us over, I need a new source.
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Big B
!ctwlL6DXYk
7/17/2025, 11:04:28 PM No.81865816
Think its better to go back into the shadows again. Not very good at socializing me I'm not sure what to say. People ask me a question and i respond simple as.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:04:33 PM No.81865817
>>81865800
Nah, I'm a massive manchild.
Nah, I'm a massive manchild.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:04:40 PM No.81865819
>>81865800
Then get the fuck out of here you underaged foid
Then get the fuck out of here you underaged foid
eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/17/2025, 11:04:40 PM No.81865820
>>81865805
no lol i just asked everyones ages on discord and they all said like, 25, 26, 35 or somethin g
no lol i just asked everyones ages on discord and they all said like, 25, 26, 35 or somethin g
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:05:35 PM No.81865829
>>81865820
30 is the new 20, lass.
30 is the new 20, lass.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:05:39 PM No.81865830
evie is 21 today
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:06:54 PM No.81865839
eva gonna hawk tuah on that thang
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:07:04 PM No.81865841
honestly i am fine with this drama.
it's different.
it's different.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:07:12 PM No.81865843
>>81865816
Easier to have conversations here than on Discord if you're a bit awkward I find. I'm crap at 1 on 1 conversations.
>>81865820
Fair enough I just turned 30, kek. You're probably younger than a lot of lads here.
Easier to have conversations here than on Discord if you're a bit awkward I find. I'm crap at 1 on 1 conversations.
>>81865820
Fair enough I just turned 30, kek. You're probably younger than a lot of lads here.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:07:39 PM No.81865847
>>81865813
https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/news
https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/news
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:07:51 PM No.81865850
I get "the youth". Tell me one thing I don't get about the youth.
>hork hork hork our memes are delightfully devilish and arcane. You will never understand
I've seen em already, m8. It's all just non-sequiturs and sex noises.
>hork hork hork our memes are delightfully devilish and arcane. You will never understand
I've seen em already, m8. It's all just non-sequiturs and sex noises.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:08:50 PM No.81865860
How do trannys tuck their erect cocks behind their arse? Weird.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:10:18 PM No.81865871
>>81865816
best way to be, B.
we're all a load of dotty old crones here on /britfeel/. AND I'M WILLING TO ADMIT THAT
best way to be, B.
we're all a load of dotty old crones here on /britfeel/. AND I'M WILLING TO ADMIT THAT
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:10:19 PM No.81865872
Der ewige Zoomer
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:11:01 PM No.81865876
Might have a cheeky wank. Haven't for a few days.
eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/17/2025, 11:11:50 PM No.81865883
>>81865872
lol i know this
lol i know this
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:11:58 PM No.81865884
Eva doesn't understand the heightened sensibilities of a Die Nibelungen fan.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:12:18 PM No.81865887
Fucking detest piggy police I do lads. Fucking gammon cunts the lot of them.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:12:19 PM No.81865888
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:12:44 PM No.81865892
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:13:04 PM No.81865895
evas ageist against me. feeling bullied and sad now
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:13:24 PM No.81865901
>>81865345 (OP)
I googled her and oh wow. Ironically before I found out who she was I was thinking how great life must be as a rich bimbo and I wish that was me. Seriously how do you fuck up this badly on ultra-easy tutorial mode?
I googled her and oh wow. Ironically before I found out who she was I was thinking how great life must be as a rich bimbo and I wish that was me. Seriously how do you fuck up this badly on ultra-easy tutorial mode?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:13:25 PM No.81865902
>>81865871
Bloody hell nubs didn't realise you were here again. How are you? Still climbing?
Bloody hell nubs didn't realise you were here again. How are you? Still climbing?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:13:26 PM No.81865903
Thread going from cringe to cringer
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:13:44 PM No.81865910
>>81865884
It was Hitler's favourite film after all.
It was Hitler's favourite film after all.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:15:07 PM No.81865925
>>81865847
Looks good, thanks.
Looks good, thanks.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:15:41 PM No.81865929
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:15:43 PM No.81865931
>Go to r/UKPersonalFinance
>Every thread is basically "Hi I'm 21 years old and I make 80k/year what should I do?"
>Or "My dad just gifted me 200k what should I do?"
Sigh. I guess I'm just unlucky. Seems like everyone has rich parents or amazing jobs.
>Every thread is basically "Hi I'm 21 years old and I make 80k/year what should I do?"
>Or "My dad just gifted me 200k what should I do?"
Sigh. I guess I'm just unlucky. Seems like everyone has rich parents or amazing jobs.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:16:07 PM No.81865936
ESSENTIAL BRITFEEL KINO
https://youtu.be/M4ySPC42y28?si=WNlIqJ7SuMor_36r
https://youtu.be/M4ySPC42y28?si=WNlIqJ7SuMor_36r
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:16:10 PM No.81865937
propr sad about being called old by eva
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:16:12 PM No.81865939
ngl i am curious about the developer badge she had on her profile, do you have github eva
eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/17/2025, 11:17:05 PM No.81865946
>>81865931
no lol its just attention farming
nobody tells the truth on reddit just look at like relationship story subreddits its just people writing out their fantasies
same for like "dirty confessions"
no lol its just attention farming
nobody tells the truth on reddit just look at like relationship story subreddits its just people writing out their fantasies
same for like "dirty confessions"
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:17:35 PM No.81865952
bored af tonight
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:18:16 PM No.81865961
>>81865929
nah. don't really know anything about birds. also don't get out much.
but if you are sitting on COOL BIRD PHOTOS then i would like to see them.
nah. don't really know anything about birds. also don't get out much.
but if you are sitting on COOL BIRD PHOTOS then i would like to see them.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:18:20 PM No.81865963
it's all shit
eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/17/2025, 11:18:41 PM No.81865967
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:18:48 PM No.81865968
I have 2 incredibly painful semi spot like lumps at the entrance to my right nostril and they hurt like fuck. Why is life suffering.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:19:15 PM No.81865971
>>81865967
discord used to be good and they ruined it with shite like this
discord used to be good and they ruined it with shite like this
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:19:18 PM No.81865973
>>81865946
you have been caught out in a lie.
you have been caught out in a lie.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:19:32 PM No.81865975
>>81865967
What's your opinion on the classic German film Die Nibelungen? You are a fan of German cinema, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
What's your opinion on the classic German film Die Nibelungen? You are a fan of German cinema, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:19:41 PM No.81865976
>>81865937
no place for us old lads on nu r9k
no place for us old lads on nu r9k
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:20:36 PM No.81865983
>>81865967
cool, my name is my github lol
cool, my name is my github lol
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:22:12 PM No.81865998
>>81865888
that's what I'm saying. it's exactly the same shit (only it isn't funny and racist)
that's what I'm saying. it's exactly the same shit (only it isn't funny and racist)
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:22:12 PM No.81865999
i wasn't 'dtf' but i thought i was at least 'down with the kids'
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:22:22 PM No.81866000
my badges
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:22:43 PM No.81866003
>>81865800
you're a femcel you havent even hawk tuah'd on anything that isnt plastic
you're a femcel you havent even hawk tuah'd on anything that isnt plastic
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:23:20 PM No.81866014
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:23:55 PM No.81866018
>>81866007
not on this account desu
not on this account desu
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:24:03 PM No.81866021
Oh boy I do hope I get more posts about this discord that isn't here and could just stay fucking over there.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:24:17 PM No.81866025
I'm 33, NEET, still living at the parents. Make of that what you will.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:24:36 PM No.81866028
The only badge that matters
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:24:37 PM No.81866029
when i was 21 i don't remember thinking 25 was old
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:24:49 PM No.81866031
>>81865998
eva's zoomer music is music i don't understand.
my grandma told my dad in his youth that his Beatles records were 'JUST NOISE' and now i understand.
eva's zoomer music is music i don't understand.
my grandma told my dad in his youth that his Beatles records were 'JUST NOISE' and now i understand.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:24:55 PM No.81866036
i want pull shark gold i thought it was going to be at 256 but it's 1024 i'm so disappointed it's going to take ages
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:28:12 PM No.81866064
>>81866034
Die Nibelungen was Hitler's favourite film even though Fritz Lang was a Jew.
Die Nibelungen was Hitler's favourite film even though Fritz Lang was a Jew.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:30:26 PM No.81866081
Threads have been flying lately
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:31:03 PM No.81866084
not for long bedtime soon
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:31:54 PM No.81866097
Dole office tomorrow at 11am
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:32:20 PM No.81866102
>>81866084
Got another 30 mins to go to bed, and then 30 mins watching shite in bed, then sleepy time.
Work tomorrow is gonna suck ass.
Got another 30 mins to go to bed, and then 30 mins watching shite in bed, then sleepy time.
Work tomorrow is gonna suck ass.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:32:27 PM No.81866104
D*moncord has taken over. No wonder Crossy is AWOL. We are at end times.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:32:32 PM No.81866105
it's friday tomorrow
it will be a new start
and the vibes will be reset
it will be a new start
and the vibes will be reset
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:32:59 PM No.81866110
The silent epic Intolerance directed by genius D. W. Griffith.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:33:20 PM No.81866111
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:34:34 PM No.81866119
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:34:35 PM No.81866121
>>81866111
Time for CV lessons and a prompt instruction not to shit yourself in an interview.
Time for CV lessons and a prompt instruction not to shit yourself in an interview.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:34:46 PM No.81866124
>>81866111
>hope you have a decent work coach
She's nice but they never help you with anything. Last time I asked her if she can help me find a job in any sort of engineering, willing to take apprenticeships as well. She just said "lol look for them on the internet"
Thanks. I was already doing that.
>hope you have a decent work coach
She's nice but they never help you with anything. Last time I asked her if she can help me find a job in any sort of engineering, willing to take apprenticeships as well. She just said "lol look for them on the internet"
Thanks. I was already doing that.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:35:00 PM No.81866127
>>81866097
hope you get a big fat sanction x
hope you get a big fat sanction x
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:35:08 PM No.81866129
Toots Marten
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:35:51 PM No.81866131
playing rimworld in bed on my thinkpad t480 running arch linux
womfy indeed x
womfy indeed x
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:36:18 PM No.81866137
>>81866124
they only there to sanction and put you on courses lad
they only there to sanction and put you on courses lad
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:36:29 PM No.81866138
>>81866131
thinkpad in bed phwoar hope ur laps not melting with all that heat
thinkpad in bed phwoar hope ur laps not melting with all that heat
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:36:38 PM No.81866139
>>81866124
>She just said "lol look for them on the internet
At that point I'd just say "so what is your job?"
>She just said "lol look for them on the internet
At that point I'd just say "so what is your job?"
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:36:39 PM No.81866140
>>81866119
Print of Intolerance on my Eureka! Blu-ray is impeccable. Corrrr. Need to seek out that BFI release of Birth of a Nation.
Print of Intolerance on my Eureka! Blu-ray is impeccable. Corrrr. Need to seek out that BFI release of Birth of a Nation.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:37:44 PM No.81866150
>>81866124
Been a long time since I was there but sounds like it hasn't changed a bit.
Bonus getting a nice one. There are some right wankers working there. Tho given the job and the people they interact with I get it.
Been a long time since I was there but sounds like it hasn't changed a bit.
Bonus getting a nice one. There are some right wankers working there. Tho given the job and the people they interact with I get it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:37:50 PM No.81866151
me? too scared to use my ThinkPad. know it'll break. hinges are a bit shite, wish they were more rugged/firm.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:38:13 PM No.81866155
pair programming with eva
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:38:31 PM No.81866160
>>81866104
true that. did wonder why he'd been jesusposting more than usual recently. now I see why
true that. did wonder why he'd been jesusposting more than usual recently. now I see why
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:38:37 PM No.81866161
>>81866155
eva would make a shit programmer on accounts of the retardation
eva would make a shit programmer on accounts of the retardation
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:38:50 PM No.81866165
hate pair programming. let me do thing please
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:39:30 PM No.81866172
For me? It's Orphans of the Storm (1921).
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:40:25 PM No.81866183
Some sort of anti brown bastard protest kicked off in Epping.
>Tensions were high ahead of the latest appearance in court on Thursday of an asylum seeker who has been charged with three counts of sexual assault. Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu, 38, from Ethiopia, who denies the offences, was remanded in custody before a two-day trial next month at Chelmsford magistrates court.
Oh aye.
>Tensions were high ahead of the latest appearance in court on Thursday of an asylum seeker who has been charged with three counts of sexual assault. Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu, 38, from Ethiopia, who denies the offences, was remanded in custody before a two-day trial next month at Chelmsford magistrates court.
Oh aye.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:40:35 PM No.81866185
>>81866170
zoomers just make one and follow a tutorial to get the discord badge
zoomers just make one and follow a tutorial to get the discord badge
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:40:58 PM No.81866187
program-men
program the computers to fix our problems
program the computers to fix our problems
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:41:06 PM No.81866188
For me? It's La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc (1928).
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:41:16 PM No.81866191
>>81866183
Always the bloody Africans innit?
Always the bloody Africans innit?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:41:33 PM No.81866194
>>81866170
i kinda want to see her fanny
i kinda want to see her fanny
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:42:00 PM No.81866198
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:42:30 PM No.81866201
>>81866198
>women can code, i've worked with several
So have I and they have been "acceptable" at best.
>women can code, i've worked with several
So have I and they have been "acceptable" at best.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:42:53 PM No.81866203
i am a man and i can't code
so what does THAT say about your prejudices?
so what does THAT say about your prejudices?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:42:59 PM No.81866208
>>81866188
Actually for me too. Perhaps the greatest film ever made and I'm not joking. Going to stick my Blu-ray of that on now actually.
Actually for me too. Perhaps the greatest film ever made and I'm not joking. Going to stick my Blu-ray of that on now actually.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:43:23 PM No.81866211
The fuck is she going to code
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:43:36 PM No.81866215
l wipe my arse with my computer science degree
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:44:19 PM No.81866218
hello, programmer-people.
women have more empathising brains.
men have more systemising brains.
discuss.
women have more empathising brains.
men have more systemising brains.
discuss.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:44:22 PM No.81866219
Just seen that video from riffratz about mark bragging about having 4k and spending his fathers inheritance on on a shitty 30 year old car. What a munter. Put a bit of a bad taste in my mouth with him.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:45:08 PM No.81866225
>>81866201
depends on your teams and companies i guess
>>81866211
my sugarbaby made a discord bot that kicks people if they're playing league, just silly stuff
depends on your teams and companies i guess
>>81866211
my sugarbaby made a discord bot that kicks people if they're playing league, just silly stuff
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:45:49 PM No.81866228
I bet Eva can't code a classic silent film from the 1910s.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:45:58 PM No.81866230
>>81866225
>depends on your teams and companies i guess
well yours is mediocre enough to find women coders decent, so same to you. just my team has standards cos I run it
>depends on your teams and companies i guess
well yours is mediocre enough to find women coders decent, so same to you. just my team has standards cos I run it
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:46:04 PM No.81866231
>>81866219
The folks in riff ratz comments are worse. Fitting channel name.
The folks in riff ratz comments are worse. Fitting channel name.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:46:08 PM No.81866233
can't get into silent films. it might be for you but it ain't for me
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:46:44 PM No.81866237
got some strawberry onken yoghurt and its shit hot, happy boy now
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:46:48 PM No.81866238
Andrew Tate is now seriously considering running for Prime Minister of the UK
Some of his proposed policies:
- No aid to Israel or any foreign country
- End all illegal immigration
- Immediate mass deportations
- No more knife crime
Would you vote for him?
Some of his proposed policies:
- No aid to Israel or any foreign country
- End all illegal immigration
- Immediate mass deportations
- No more knife crime
Would you vote for him?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:01 PM No.81866242
>>81866230
or you're just letting your prejudices influence your opinions, frankly i don't believe that you run anything
or you're just letting your prejudices influence your opinions, frankly i don't believe that you run anything
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:03 PM No.81866244
>>81866219
Bored of Mark now tbqh
Bored of Mark now tbqh
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:26 PM No.81866247
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:38 PM No.81866249
>>81866233
You must be a low iq brainlet then, lad. Sorry but it's just the truth. If you can't sit back and enjoy Die Nibelungen for 5 hours then maybe you should stick to playing with potatoes.
You must be a low iq brainlet then, lad. Sorry but it's just the truth. If you can't sit back and enjoy Die Nibelungen for 5 hours then maybe you should stick to playing with potatoes.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:45 PM No.81866250
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:49 PM No.81866254
Got a Chocolate brownie icecream tub in the freezer. A bit full up today lads, I think i will save it for later.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:55 PM No.81866255
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:48:04 PM No.81866256
>>81866238
Would have considered it for a laugh if it weren't for the fact he's a fucking Muslim now
Would have considered it for a laugh if it weren't for the fact he's a fucking Muslim now
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:48:12 PM No.81866257
>>81866242
i don't believe you know how to code, so goes both ways
i don't believe you know how to code, so goes both ways
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:48:15 PM No.81866258
>>81866237
I love onken. Passion fruit one and the cherry are my favourites
I love onken. Passion fruit one and the cherry are my favourites
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:48:38 PM No.81866260
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:49:23 PM No.81866267
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:49:28 PM No.81866269
>>81866238
just a silly media figure. not into tactical voting or any of that shite, even as a joke. will just read manifestos and see who i most agree with, then vote for them. simple as.
just a silly media figure. not into tactical voting or any of that shite, even as a joke. will just read manifestos and see who i most agree with, then vote for them. simple as.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:50:03 PM No.81866275
>>81866257
how would i have all those github achievements if i didn't know how to code
how would i have all those github achievements if i didn't know how to code
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SeasideSETTLER
7/17/2025, 11:50:43 PM No.81866283
The SeasideSultan dream is dead at the hands of the DWP. Millions sanctioned, mass suicides, the entire Seasideregime collapsed and it was the end of an era.
But a new campaign has been opened up - in this different timeline SeasideMARK is a SeasideSETTLER. He protect Jamestown, he guard Plymouth Rock, he muster good brave men against the red Indian.
But a new campaign has been opened up - in this different timeline SeasideMARK is a SeasideSETTLER. He protect Jamestown, he guard Plymouth Rock, he muster good brave men against the red Indian.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:51:41 PM No.81866293
>>81866238
Yeah, incompetance is better than malice
Yeah, incompetance is better than malice
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:52:14 PM No.81866303
i get my news from al jazeera.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:52:37 PM No.81866306
>>81866283
Plymouth Rock don't land on him he land on Plymouth Rock.
Plymouth Rock don't land on him he land on Plymouth Rock.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:53:01 PM No.81866312
I get my news from benefitsandwork.com
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:53:22 PM No.81866318
>>81866300
explains a lot honestly
next time i hear from a dev when i ask them why their code is weird and shit they say "cos chatgpt said so" ill know it was your fault
explains a lot honestly
next time i hear from a dev when i ask them why their code is weird and shit they say "cos chatgpt said so" ill know it was your fault
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:53:40 PM No.81866320
https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/trackers/sympathies-for-the-israelis-palestinian-conflict
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:56:42 PM No.81866342
>he's too stupid to enjoy silent kino
lmao
lmao
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:56:51 PM No.81866343
>>81866318
i'm more focused on image/video than text
i'm more focused on image/video than text
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SeasideSETTLER
7/17/2025, 11:57:00 PM No.81866345
>>81866306
Plymouth Rock disappointing in real life. It's a pebble.
We route native Americans - they eat roots and smell like piss, none of them offered an olive branch even though it takes 6 turns to receive any help from England and we starve when winter comes around. The beaches and benches even bleaker than Blighty. It was a mistake to come here.
Plymouth Rock disappointing in real life. It's a pebble.
We route native Americans - they eat roots and smell like piss, none of them offered an olive branch even though it takes 6 turns to receive any help from England and we starve when winter comes around. The beaches and benches even bleaker than Blighty. It was a mistake to come here.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:57:12 PM No.81866348
>>81866343
so do you sit here and spam AI pepes and apus?
so do you sit here and spam AI pepes and apus?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:57:29 PM No.81866352
Talking to people on discord has made me realize I'm more of a spacker than i thought. I cant talk to other people online how can I do it in real life? Really set me back this.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:57:54 PM No.81866355
>>81866348
no i dont really gen myself ive seen it all before at this point
no i dont really gen myself ive seen it all before at this point
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:58:30 PM No.81866363
Bit depressed. These calm summer nights always make me feel the old melancholyberg. Just a general despondence and uninterest in anything. The dull pain as they say.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:58:49 PM No.81866364
>>81866352
We're all spackers in life
We're all spackers in life
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:58:56 PM No.81866365
>>81866352
Well you were trying to talk to a dumb zoomer cunt that is only here for attention lad
Well you were trying to talk to a dumb zoomer cunt that is only here for attention lad
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:00:01 AM No.81866376
Who here has friends and only here part time, and who has no friends at all
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:00:41 AM No.81866385
How many women's knickers have you sniffed in your life?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:01:13 AM No.81866389
Absolutely fucking insane how my life turned out
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:01:33 AM No.81866393
my main interest is making gpus go brrrr and i'd really like to see like "photoshop but for AI", professional software, rather than pytorch mess
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:01:48 AM No.81866396
Your life a silent film when it's spent in your boxroom.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:02:09 AM No.81866399
it a corbyn world for them youngsters
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:02:28 AM No.81866404
>>81866389
I knew my life was going to be shit the day I turned 18 and had nobody to celebrate it with
I knew my life was going to be shit the day I turned 18 and had nobody to celebrate it with
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:03:28 AM No.81866416
Miss the Ruth gimmick
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:04:09 AM No.81866421
>>81866366
>>81866365
Nothing against her at all, I just struggled to make conversation. Same with another lad that added me.
>>81866365
Nothing against her at all, I just struggled to make conversation. Same with another lad that added me.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:04:22 AM No.81866423
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:05:24 AM No.81866432
>>81866385
only two unfortunately
only two unfortunately
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:06:01 AM No.81866436
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:06:03 AM No.81866437
>>81866385
0 wish I could have a sniff tho
0 wish I could have a sniff tho
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:07:12 AM No.81866445
>>81866421
ah yes, eva6 the master conversationalist? if this is blad, you are infinitely more interesting and fun to talk to than her.
ah yes, eva6 the master conversationalist? if this is blad, you are infinitely more interesting and fun to talk to than her.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:08:49 AM No.81866460
>>81866404
>the day I turned 18 and had nobody to celebrate it with
Grim that mate. Just think all those normies have huge birthdays for their 18th or going on holiday to get wissed together.
>the day I turned 18 and had nobody to celebrate it with
Grim that mate. Just think all those normies have huge birthdays for their 18th or going on holiday to get wissed together.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:10:08 AM No.81866469
you people care way too much about what other lads are doing. do your own thing and enjoy yourself. being a seethie for the rest of your life won't help anything
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:11:09 AM No.81866485
>>81866469
t. Acted like a faggot and got called a faggot
t. Acted like a faggot and got called a faggot
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:11:51 AM No.81866490
>>81866460
Aye, it was a Friday too, fucking pointless shit life I've lived lol
Aye, it was a Friday too, fucking pointless shit life I've lived lol
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:11:51 AM No.81866491
Been thinking lately, there's much more to it than just being ugly or a manlet. There's your financial situation, your class (lower/middle), your upbringing etc. Like no point in trying to go for that Stacy who comes from a well-off family if your family are just people who worked at Morrisons.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:13:32 AM No.81866501
>>81866490
It's the roll of the dice laddy. I can't even be angry at shit like that anymore. When you accept life is mostly out of your hands, and fate/destiny are real things, you can stop caring because you know it wasn't your fault. I mean, before 18 what are you really meant to do? You have no money and no way to actually influence anything
It's the roll of the dice laddy. I can't even be angry at shit like that anymore. When you accept life is mostly out of your hands, and fate/destiny are real things, you can stop caring because you know it wasn't your fault. I mean, before 18 what are you really meant to do? You have no money and no way to actually influence anything
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:15:14 AM No.81866516
>>81866421
let me tell you lad adding anyone from 4chan is awkward most of the time, remember most of us have autism and no friends
let me tell you lad adding anyone from 4chan is awkward most of the time, remember most of us have autism and no friends
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:16:56 AM No.81866531
https://www.standard.co.uk/business/jobless-unemployment-vacancies-awful-april-wages-budget-b1238607.html
>Unemployment rate rises to highest level since the pandemic as jobs market cools
Weaker than expected figures suggest that an interest rate cut is nailed on for next month
>Unemployment rate rises to highest level since the pandemic as jobs market cools
Weaker than expected figures suggest that an interest rate cut is nailed on for next month
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:17:59 AM No.81866544
I really want to fuck a 7 ft tall woman with big tits. I am 5 ft 2 so I'd climb her like a colossus.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:19:13 AM No.81866557
Think I've sissy hypnotised myself into being scared to drink alcohol. Just don't wanna even when I do wanna. Maybe I'll just never do it again. Mad.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:19:29 AM No.81866563
>>81866385
I don't think any, although it might be 1. That would be when I'm round their house and had a stealth sniff when they were in the bathroom or something
I don't think any, although it might be 1. That would be when I'm round their house and had a stealth sniff when they were in the bathroom or something
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:19:44 AM No.81866567
/britfeel/ is a 25+ board.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:19:55 AM No.81866571
>>81866557
Think of the farts, lad. Not worth it. Bet Helper's flat smells like a Chinese brothel.
Think of the farts, lad. Not worth it. Bet Helper's flat smells like a Chinese brothel.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:20:19 AM No.81866574
>>81866031
That being what? I don't even know what popular music is anymore.
I didn't like it twenty years ago, tbf. Never could get in with the whole emo and indie rock thing.
That being what? I don't even know what popular music is anymore.
I didn't like it twenty years ago, tbf. Never could get in with the whole emo and indie rock thing.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:21:22 AM No.81866582
16 year old whores on BBC News talking about voting. Corrrr.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:21:32 AM No.81866583
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eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/18/2025, 12:21:47 AM No.81866584
i hate it here
i want to go now
i want to go now
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:21:55 AM No.81866586
>>81866394
I had Warwick Davis in the back of my limousine last night, can you fucking believe it?
I had Warwick Davis in the back of my limousine last night, can you fucking believe it?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:22:08 AM No.81866588
>>81866571
risky guess that you are Big B, and i claim my twenty pounds.
risky guess that you are Big B, and i claim my twenty pounds.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:22:36 AM No.81866593
>>81866571
Honestly I just think of even being slightly slightly hungover and it puts me off. Just canny face it, much better not being in pain or exhausted etc. I mean it's good but it's boring.
Honestly I just think of even being slightly slightly hungover and it puts me off. Just canny face it, much better not being in pain or exhausted etc. I mean it's good but it's boring.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:22:50 AM No.81866596
>>81866584
figured this might be coming
figured this might be coming
eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/18/2025, 12:23:34 AM No.81866601
the government just wants me to have NO opsec
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:24:11 AM No.81866608
>>81866238
Maybe. At the very least, it'd be funny.
Also, what this establishment needs is clearing out and starting over, desu. You're not getting anywhere voting some cunt who was a Tory two years ago back into power, just because Fromage says he's cool now.
Maybe. At the very least, it'd be funny.
Also, what this establishment needs is clearing out and starting over, desu. You're not getting anywhere voting some cunt who was a Tory two years ago back into power, just because Fromage says he's cool now.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:24:19 AM No.81866610
>>81866584
when i was your age, i remember feeling ways about stuff.
when i was your age, i remember feeling ways about stuff.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:24:29 AM No.81866611
gonna be annoying having to run a vpn 24/7 to use my computer
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:24:39 AM No.81866615
>>81866601
why do you need opsec? are you into harrison ford?
why do you need opsec? are you into harrison ford?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:25:22 AM No.81866620
>>81866586
i read all your posts, how could i not? very convincing.
i read all your posts, how could i not? very convincing.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:25:30 AM No.81866621
>>81866584
LMAO. People buy all their drugs on Telegram. Won't happen anymore if they need to scan their faces.
>>81866586
You didn't post proof he was there, lid.
>>81866588
WRONG!
>>81866593
Drank a load of red wine one night and my shits were blacker than a golliwog.
LMAO. People buy all their drugs on Telegram. Won't happen anymore if they need to scan their faces.
>>81866586
You didn't post proof he was there, lid.
>>81866588
WRONG!
>>81866593
Drank a load of red wine one night and my shits were blacker than a golliwog.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:25:40 AM No.81866624
pull up in a demon, on god
looking like i still do fraud
looking like i still do fraud
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:27:03 AM No.81866641
>>81866615
oh i see. Harrison Ford. Indiana Jones. IJ.
oh i see. Harrison Ford. Indiana Jones. IJ.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:27:27 AM No.81866644
>>81866621
>You didn't post proof he was there, lid.
Truth be told? No, I didn't have Warwick Davis is the limousine last night. But 2 weeks ago I did have a proper A-list celebrity for the first time. The first one I recognised immediately too
>You didn't post proof he was there, lid.
Truth be told? No, I didn't have Warwick Davis is the limousine last night. But 2 weeks ago I did have a proper A-list celebrity for the first time. The first one I recognised immediately too
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:27:58 AM No.81866647
loose watery shit with little pebbles in it
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:27:59 AM No.81866648
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:28:03 AM No.81866649
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:29:23 AM No.81866661
>>81866644
>No, I didn't have Warwick Davis is the limousine last night.
i am shocked. aghast, even.
>2 weeks ago I did have a proper A-list celebrity for the first time.
oh my giddy aunt, you must spill the beans
>No, I didn't have Warwick Davis is the limousine last night.
i am shocked. aghast, even.
>2 weeks ago I did have a proper A-list celebrity for the first time.
oh my giddy aunt, you must spill the beans
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:29:30 AM No.81866665
>>81866644
I believe you drive a limousine but post more celebrities next time, pal. Warwick Davis was a tell, he usually just gets pushed around in pic related.
I believe you drive a limousine but post more celebrities next time, pal. Warwick Davis was a tell, he usually just gets pushed around in pic related.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:13 AM No.81866674
>>81866583
Dunno they were attacking police vans, some clips on the guardian
Dunno they were attacking police vans, some clips on the guardian
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:16 AM No.81866675
within next few weeks and months every social platform will be asking for ID, the internet as we know it is over x
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:26 AM No.81866679
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:31:20 AM No.81866690
>>81866679
Hope you're also the Wapanese hater.
Hope you're also the Wapanese hater.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:32:23 AM No.81866708
there's no reason NOT to let an AI sniff through all our IP logs. even retrospectively. it'll be like DNA. finding evidence of all these criminals.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:33:16 AM No.81866715
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:34:45 AM No.81866732
Warwick Davis flailing around on that rope bridge is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen and I like the fucker.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:36:22 AM No.81866744
BritNormie will bill clients $50,000 for 50 hours work, when $40,000 of that time was spent posting drivel here. "creative warm up" as he calls it on the invoice
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eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/18/2025, 12:36:28 AM No.81866747
>>81866732
i met him once when my parents were together we went to a starwars convention and we sat down with him at a table
i met him once when my parents were together we went to a starwars convention and we sat down with him at a table
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:36:39 AM No.81866753
>>81866690
anal retentive about the nomenclature? aye that's me.
anal retentive about the nomenclature? aye that's me.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:38:03 AM No.81866762
>>81866747
how do i, non-sarcastically, request to hear this story from you? if there is more to tell.
how do i, non-sarcastically, request to hear this story from you? if there is more to tell.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:39:45 AM No.81866778
The Apu is screaming for a 'wurger' but when I ask him if he wants a chicken, a beef or a fish one he just screams 'wurger' at me - he's already pissed himself twice and won't stop stomping about. Terrified he's going to turn full Seethie Weether on me within the hour and peel me like citrus fruit, got everything in the cupboards for him and always give him five square meals a day. In tears. I don't know what to serve him up and SPACCA Helpline is not active at this time of day.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:40:00 AM No.81866782
https://youtu.be/aY6lKJsQlkM?feature=shared&t=93
>1:33
>Whoa! whoa!
>1:33
>Whoa! whoa!
eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/18/2025, 12:40:54 AM No.81866793
>>81866785
i dont remember lol i was young as hell
i dont remember lol i was young as hell
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:40:57 AM No.81866795
>>81866744
Been many a long year since I charged by the hour. I charge a monthly retainer and performance based royalties.
Been many a long year since I charged by the hour. I charge a monthly retainer and performance based royalties.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:42:06 AM No.81866802
>>81866793
cute lil baby eva
cute lil baby eva
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:43:11 AM No.81866811
>>81866795
Just as long as you're not behind the two argos dollies on coronation street or that other anon will go ballistic
Just as long as you're not behind the two argos dollies on coronation street or that other anon will go ballistic
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:45:40 AM No.81866829
Don't really get the Warwick Davis gimmick
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:46:28 AM No.81866839
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:47:22 AM No.81866848
Eva, I just done a big poo. Whaddaya think about that, homie?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:48:29 AM No.81866855
>>81866829
Shippy regularly chauffeurs A list celebrities in his limousine, he's quite successful in London and when people with fame need a ride there's few alternatives with quality such as his. He's a polyglot, he a Rubik Cube master, he 2.2k ELO in chess.
Shippy regularly chauffeurs A list celebrities in his limousine, he's quite successful in London and when people with fame need a ride there's few alternatives with quality such as his. He's a polyglot, he a Rubik Cube master, he 2.2k ELO in chess.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:48:54 AM No.81866861
>>81866778
Love these posts. Please keep them coming. Love seeing what this little guy gets up to
Love these posts. Please keep them coming. Love seeing what this little guy gets up to
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:49:28 AM No.81866868
Powering up my VPN to browse the fleshlight reddit
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:50:58 AM No.81866885
eva what's your latest coding project
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:51:20 AM No.81866890
>>81866855
>2.2k ELO in chess.
Still get beaten by my uncle after he's had more booze than HHL by the time the Siemans factory speech gets posted
>2.2k ELO in chess.
Still get beaten by my uncle after he's had more booze than HHL by the time the Siemans factory speech gets posted
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:51:54 AM No.81866894
Eva you ever worn a nappy as an adult?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:52:20 AM No.81866899
>>81866829
It's not a gimmick. He tried to sue 4chan a few years back because /tv/ started bullying him en masse.
It's not a gimmick. He tried to sue 4chan a few years back because /tv/ started bullying him en masse.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:52:53 AM No.81866906
>>81866894
she stopped wetting the bed when she was 12
she stopped wetting the bed when she was 12
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:53:33 AM No.81866910
Slightly concerned that Helper started drinking so early today. When he's here he can post hitler speeches all night without consequence. If he starts goosestepping down blandford street shouting about how all jews and muslims are going into a concentration camps, it might not end as well as it usualy does
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:56:53 AM No.81866934
>>81866910
He's in full blown alcoholism now. The lad says he's off booze multiple times a week now and then he's back on it a few hours later. He's physically dependent on it at this point.
He's in full blown alcoholism now. The lad says he's off booze multiple times a week now and then he's back on it a few hours later. He's physically dependent on it at this point.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:57:19 AM No.81866938
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:58:12 AM No.81866949
Proud cheeka is part of the teetotal army. Teetotal Newcastle Chads will take over Alcoholic Sunderland Virgins
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eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/18/2025, 1:00:22 AM No.81866962
>>81866906
this is true
>>81866894
no but ive worn thick underwear
>>81866885
an image converter from a super uncommon file format
this is true
>>81866894
no but ive worn thick underwear
>>81866885
an image converter from a super uncommon file format
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:02:34 AM No.81866980
>>81866949
This is the kind of love Eva deserves.
This is the kind of love Eva deserves.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:02:41 AM No.81866982
>>81866962
>an image converter from a super uncommon file format
that's really interesting, good job. post about your projects and i'll encourage you
>an image converter from a super uncommon file format
that's really interesting, good job. post about your projects and i'll encourage you
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:02:50 AM No.81866983
>>81866949
Strong correlation between being teetotal and gambling from what I've seen.
Strong correlation between being teetotal and gambling from what I've seen.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:02:52 AM No.81866984
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:04:00 AM No.81866993
>>81866949
I just ended up this way accidentally. I was just supposed to be sober for a bit but now I can't psychologically face drinking anymore. It strange. Probably for the best though. Last time I got drunk I very much regretted it.
I just ended up this way accidentally. I was just supposed to be sober for a bit but now I can't psychologically face drinking anymore. It strange. Probably for the best though. Last time I got drunk I very much regretted it.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:05:00 AM No.81867001
Literally nothing stopping Ebin jumping on a train and spending the day (or night) in Newcastle
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:05:42 AM No.81867007
>>81866993
Does your boyfriend drink alcohol cheeka?
Does your boyfriend drink alcohol cheeka?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:07:08 AM No.81867023
>>81866980
Eva doesn't deserve anything. Annoying zoomer "e-girl" cunt.
>>81866993
Nothing good comes from booze mate. Treat yourself to some ice cream on the weekend instead
Eva doesn't deserve anything. Annoying zoomer "e-girl" cunt.
>>81866993
Nothing good comes from booze mate. Treat yourself to some ice cream on the weekend instead
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:09:00 AM No.81867042
>>81867007
Yeah a bit but not that much now.
>>81867023
I think a few drinks can open your mind a bit. Not like in attitude but I think it actually makes me sharper and more perceptive. But then past that, yeah no good. Just a bad idea. Done some cringe stuff in my time.
Yeah a bit but not that much now.
>>81867023
I think a few drinks can open your mind a bit. Not like in attitude but I think it actually makes me sharper and more perceptive. But then past that, yeah no good. Just a bad idea. Done some cringe stuff in my time.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:09:05 AM No.81867043
>Nice lie in
>Board the train at midday
>Less than 2 hours each way
>Win 80 bong on the slots
>Profit
>Back at 9pm
Maybe you should roll for a trip to Newcastle
>Board the train at midday
>Less than 2 hours each way
>Win 80 bong on the slots
>Profit
>Back at 9pm
Maybe you should roll for a trip to Newcastle
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:09:53 AM No.81867048
>>81867001
>>81867043
There's nothing technically stopping me from doing a lot, but then there's no reason to "travel". Maybe I can make a video there.
>>81867043
There's nothing technically stopping me from doing a lot, but then there's no reason to "travel". Maybe I can make a video there.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:10:31 AM No.81867053
>>81866949
i regret posting this webm you've really taken to it.
>>81866962
cor is it something ImageMagick can't handle?
i regret posting this webm you've really taken to it.
>>81866962
cor is it something ImageMagick can't handle?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:11:44 AM No.81867059
>>81867048
Yeah it's your life, just you obsess slightly over this city. Maybe even a nice birthday trip perhaps
Yeah it's your life, just you obsess slightly over this city. Maybe even a nice birthday trip perhaps
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:12:56 AM No.81867072
Got no reason to go the city. Dont av any mates to get pissed with. That's the only reason for me to go.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:13:30 AM No.81867077
For me? It's watching Tribal People Try.
I don't know what exactly makes them "tribal". I do watch some slop on YouTube I truly do.
I don't know what exactly makes them "tribal". I do watch some slop on YouTube I truly do.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:13:36 AM No.81867078
This is the age of the train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6D-1akP_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6D-1akP_w
eva6
!CgDTBISTxM
7/18/2025, 1:13:53 AM No.81867083
>>81867053
doesnt even have any mentions of it on wikipedia and only source is one website where it was uploaded by the creator for his videogame
doesnt even have any mentions of it on wikipedia and only source is one website where it was uploaded by the creator for his videogame
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:14:13 AM No.81867086
>>81867059
Newcastle seems a nice place, but "travel" is a meme, I'd just go there, buy a coffe, sit somewhere then go home, could do that anywhere
Newcastle seems a nice place, but "travel" is a meme, I'd just go there, buy a coffe, sit somewhere then go home, could do that anywhere
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:15:03 AM No.81867100
teehee i'm a programmer but i can't change my computer fan uwu
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:16:34 AM No.81867113
>>81867083
converting binary formats like that is impressive (and fun) desu. what did you need the images for?
converting binary formats like that is impressive (and fun) desu. what did you need the images for?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:16:54 AM No.81867115
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:17:00 AM No.81867117
>>81867100
Don't bully my Steve he's just got low confidence he needs me to encourage so he becomes extra kawaii
Don't bully my Steve he's just got low confidence he needs me to encourage so he becomes extra kawaii
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:18:04 AM No.81867131
Uwuu why do people get sad like when their pets die? You can't bring it back can you? Oh no I'm so autistic uwuu
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:19:24 AM No.81867147
i was playing around with ripping sketchfab the other day, there's a couple tools available but they are outdated and don't work, might finish it off at some point, dataset of 3d models would be nice
>>81867134
oh that's as good a reason as any, thought you might have been training on them, but iirc you don't like ai?
>>81867134
oh that's as good a reason as any, thought you might have been training on them, but iirc you don't like ai?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:20:04 AM No.81867155
>>81867083
cor and i do mean cor.
quite like this Traveller's Tales lad talking about his Amiga/Sega graphics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8qgArSqMsc
all a bit complicated for me, mind. but cor.
cor and i do mean cor.
quite like this Traveller's Tales lad talking about his Amiga/Sega graphics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8qgArSqMsc
all a bit complicated for me, mind. but cor.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:20:16 AM No.81867158
Based Ebin btfo of the cringelarps
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:22:11 AM No.81867183
Never recovered from being abused by my dad as a kid to be honest.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:22:56 AM No.81867191
Talking of cringelarps.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:23:12 AM No.81867196
>>81867158
That uwu poster isn't me, but I wholeheartedly agree and enjoyed those posts.
That uwu poster isn't me, but I wholeheartedly agree and enjoyed those posts.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:24:17 AM No.81867210
>>81867196
1 week to go until you're 32 now
1 week to go until you're 32 now
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:24:22 AM No.81867212
teehee i'm a big gay boy who has anal sex and farts and I sneed febreze uwu
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:25:00 AM No.81867219
>>81867086
>could do that anywhere
I'd much rather drive to my local Costa and enjoy a coffee in the car than get a train to the city.
>could do that anywhere
I'd much rather drive to my local Costa and enjoy a coffee in the car than get a train to the city.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:26:35 AM No.81867234
>>81867219
Same. I already live in a pretty place so there's lots of nice places to sit, better than dirty busy city centres too, you just get run over by bikes ridden by illegal just eat workers
Same. I already live in a pretty place so there's lots of nice places to sit, better than dirty busy city centres too, you just get run over by bikes ridden by illegal just eat workers
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:27:03 AM No.81867240
HHL likes to get about like a sophisticated businessman, on the Tyne and Wear metro
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:29:11 AM No.81867260
>>81867240
wearing his jack and jones three piece suit
wearing his jack and jones three piece suit
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:30:37 AM No.81867275
>>81867183
Sorry to hear that Broadbridge
Sorry to hear that Broadbridge
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:30:44 AM No.81867277
So agitated rn. Carrying physical tension I reckon. Some days are just like this I suppose, must be a link between mind and body.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:32:00 AM No.81867293
>>81867197
No been on a waiting list for like three years.
No been on a waiting list for like three years.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:34:34 AM No.81867321
feel positively refreshed.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:36:13 AM No.81867337
Marhaban Constance habibi
Ismi Greg askunu fi Banbury
Ismi Greg askunu fi Banbury
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:38:15 AM No.81867354
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:41:36 AM No.81867391
me dad touches me arse as a littleun now am disabled lol
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:46:15 AM No.81867446
Might watch a film, might go to bed. Sleepy, innit?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:46:56 AM No.81867456
Bored with MMORPGs these days. Dont know what to do.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:49:01 AM No.81867484
>>81867456
I used to be like that. Take a break for a while come back to it in a few days or weeks. It will still be there my lid. what MMO are you playing?
I used to be like that. Take a break for a while come back to it in a few days or weeks. It will still be there my lid. what MMO are you playing?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:49:09 AM No.81867486
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:50:13 AM No.81867496
LALAFELL GANG RISE UP RISE UP
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:50:26 AM No.81867499
Giving cheeka a massage to ease his physical tension
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:52:44 AM No.81867525
I should sleep now. I think I like Ebin because we share a similar instinctual aesthetic and spiritual sensibility. It analogous.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:55:05 AM No.81867555
The clock honestly can't be run down fast enough
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:55:08 AM No.81867556
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:57:13 AM No.81867574
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:58:58 AM No.81867591
Need Crossy here desu.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:06:03 AM No.81867663
>>81867484
>what MMO are you playing?
Played loads in my time lad. FFXI, FFXIV, WoW, TERA, RIFT, WAR, AoC, AION. Probably loads more I've forgotten. My favourite was FFXI. But feel bored playing all the modern ones these days. There's a new WoW private server coming out in a few days called EPoch but I'm not sure yet. It's WoW Classic so the good old 2005 grind.
>what MMO are you playing?
Played loads in my time lad. FFXI, FFXIV, WoW, TERA, RIFT, WAR, AoC, AION. Probably loads more I've forgotten. My favourite was FFXI. But feel bored playing all the modern ones these days. There's a new WoW private server coming out in a few days called EPoch but I'm not sure yet. It's WoW Classic so the good old 2005 grind.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 2:06:04 AM No.81867664
been pushed suicide me xx]
I go newspaper x
I[m g\DN NUCLEARTOMROW X
I go newspaper x
I[m g\DN NUCLEARTOMROW X
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:08:06 AM No.81867681
>>81867664
Good to see you nappy lad! You staying dry?
Good to see you nappy lad! You staying dry?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 2:11:11 AM No.81867718
YOU'VE PUSHED ME TO KILLMYSELF
I'M GOING OUT OUT ON MY TERMS
WATCH THE NEWS TOMORROW X
I'M GOING OUT OUT ON MY TERMS
WATCH THE NEWS TOMORROW X
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:15:37 AM No.81867765
nappy lad is going to try and stab himself in a jobcentre tomorrow to get top rate bennies, you heard it hear first
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:16:40 AM No.81867777
he get knocked down, but he get up again
they never gonna keep him down
they never gonna keep him down
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:17:34 AM No.81867782
when you say tomorrow, do you mean today the 18th, or tomorrow the 19th?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 2:18:00 AM No.81867785
I am going to kill myself in the nextt 30 mins x
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:18:51 AM No.81867795
>>81867785
make sure to change your nappy before you do
make sure to change your nappy before you do
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HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 2:20:46 AM No.81867821
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HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 2:23:49 AM No.81867855
Mam screaming down the phone
socal kicking in the door
I will slice my throat open if anyone dares challenge me xxx
socal kicking in the door
I will slice my throat open if anyone dares challenge me xxx
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:24:36 AM No.81867865
Calm down Welper. Ur going off the rails
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:25:09 AM No.81867872
that finnster thread on outer r9k sucking on that lads big massive bellend oh aye
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:26:38 AM No.81867884
goodbye HelperLad, after all the lies you finally did it ;_;
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:26:44 AM No.81867886
shocking arse on him though could do with doing a few squats every once and a while
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:27:28 AM No.81867896
>>81867886
Arse like Hank Hill tbqh de lid.
Arse like Hank Hill tbqh de lid.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:30:31 AM No.81867929
>>81867872
Just seen that. not sure what to think x
Just seen that. not sure what to think x
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:31:40 AM No.81867938
>>81867929
his side profile is so funny when hes giving a blowjob always makes me laugh
his side profile is so funny when hes giving a blowjob always makes me laugh
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:31:51 AM No.81867941
just been visited by PC Plod of the police force as part of the investigations oh he wants to borrow my computer
Hello this is PC Plodd, HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN is dead.
^ see that was him
Hello this is PC Plodd, HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN is dead.
^ see that was him
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:34:55 AM No.81867966
>>81865800
what's the optimal e-dating age range for you, eva
what's the optimal e-dating age range for you, eva
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HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 2:35:02 AM No.81867969
aww mate ill af xx
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:35:24 AM No.81867974
>>81867966
Eva's a nonce so she likes little boys.
Eva's a nonce so she likes little boys.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:36:54 AM No.81867989
>>81867969
You gonna bleed out nappy mong or just crying for attention again?
You gonna bleed out nappy mong or just crying for attention again?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:38:04 AM No.81868001
>/britfeel/ has just 7 days to go before ofcom snuffs us out
>Helper takes us all down with him
>Helper takes us all down with him
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 2:39:19 AM No.81868013
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:39:50 AM No.81868018
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:40:15 AM No.81868023
>>81868013
gay and cringe you little gooseneck nappy wearing mong
gay and cringe you little gooseneck nappy wearing mong
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:42:45 AM No.81868048
>>81868013
You're a grown man. Fucking pathetic.
You're a grown man. Fucking pathetic.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:44:56 AM No.81868071
Good evening gentlemen. Tinny levels running low. It not right.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:46:10 AM No.81868090
>>81868071
I won 21 quid profit on 250 free spins yesterday are you proud of me crouiperlad.
I won 21 quid profit on 250 free spins yesterday are you proud of me crouiperlad.
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HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 2:49:25 AM No.81868124
Fucking faggot mate had betrayed me.
I'm garn through his door in 20 mins. Little faggot will pau for disrespcting me xx
Putting his windows through me. Nobody bullies me x
I'm garn through his door in 20 mins. Little faggot will pau for disrespcting me xx
Putting his windows through me. Nobody bullies me x
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:50:38 AM No.81868137
>>81868090
Well done de lad, it better than giving it to the bookies x
Well done de lad, it better than giving it to the bookies x
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:51:14 AM No.81868141
>>81868124
You won't do shit little lad you're just a shit stirrer. You love the drama. You can't have a single drink without starting shit with someone.
You won't do shit little lad you're just a shit stirrer. You love the drama. You can't have a single drink without starting shit with someone.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:51:40 AM No.81868149
>>81868124
don't shit your nappy from the exertion of trying to kick his door in, little lad
don't shit your nappy from the exertion of trying to kick his door in, little lad
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:53:08 AM No.81868163
>>81868124
you are as about intimidating as a wet paper bag wind your neck in goosy
you are as about intimidating as a wet paper bag wind your neck in goosy
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:55:44 AM No.81868180
HelperLad is a little man with a big neck and even bigger dreams
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:58:08 AM No.81868207
Sean having a melty in the dayroom because chief nurse Adubongo refuses to move him on to pullups as he's still too much of a heavy wetter.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:01:06 AM No.81868229
i just done fart
gassy today
gassy today
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 3:01:28 AM No.81868237
Little fucking rat I'm garn to his gaff now;
Garn put in his door me. Little rat needs a good slap x
Let's fuckingo go
Garn put in his door me. Little rat needs a good slap x
Let's fuckingo go
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:05:34 AM No.81868277
Welper has had like 3 drunken meltdowns this week. It's mad
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:05:38 AM No.81868278
>>81868237
What did he actually do? Mong. You need evicted.
What did he actually do? Mong. You need evicted.
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HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 3:07:45 AM No.81868296
>>81868278
Walking back homes now. I belted his front door. His mam screamed at me from the window. I left because I respect her.
I[m not not a bully boy unlike her scumbag son x
Walking back homes now. I belted his front door. His mam screamed at me from the window. I left because I respect her.
I[m not not a bully boy unlike her scumbag son x
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:09:44 AM No.81868310
kek, sean knocked on someone's door (originally he said he was going through it), got told to fuck off, and meekly slinked away with this tail between his legs like the little bitch he is
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:14:59 AM No.81868347
>>81868296
You should have broken in and beat his mum to a pulp.
You should have broken in and beat his mum to a pulp.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:18:50 AM No.81868371
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:19:50 AM No.81868380
>>81868029
I remember that. Why don't trains crash any more? There used to be a crash virtually every year.
I remember that. Why don't trains crash any more? There used to be a crash virtually every year.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:39:15 AM No.81868551
>UK governments are increasingly determined to mold the minds of young men. Propaganda about the "danger of incels" is rampant within their public school system and media. The English government has called for secondary schools in the country to tackle "incel culture",
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/why-are-governments-obsessed-incels-and-controlling-masculinity
Uhm... Yikes!
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/why-are-governments-obsessed-incels-and-controlling-masculinity
Uhm... Yikes!
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:42:17 AM No.81868576
>>81868551
thank god i have the tism im immune to propaganda
thank god i have the tism im immune to propaganda
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:43:29 AM No.81868585
>>81868551
>https://www.zerohedge.com/political/why-are-governments-obsessed-incels-and-controlling-masculinity
This article is hilarious. Are they saying incels are the so called warrior masculine guys to topple the politicians? Incels are fucking skinny losers that couldn't even hurt a fly
>https://www.zerohedge.com/political/why-are-governments-obsessed-incels-and-controlling-masculinity
This article is hilarious. Are they saying incels are the so called warrior masculine guys to topple the politicians? Incels are fucking skinny losers that couldn't even hurt a fly
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:47:37 AM No.81868620
>>81868551
The evolution of the incel movement is truly amazing. It started out as a niche group of unfortunates that no-one cared about then they became a fringe group of creeps that everyone hated, now apparently they are taking over the country and governments are afraid.
The evolution of the incel movement is truly amazing. It started out as a niche group of unfortunates that no-one cared about then they became a fringe group of creeps that everyone hated, now apparently they are taking over the country and governments are afraid.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 3:48:11 AM No.81868627
And am ill me
Aww mate feel ill af like not even joking like
Suppose this is my punishment for standiing up the u know whos
Aww mate nah i'm ill me xxx
Aww mate feel ill af like not even joking like
Suppose this is my punishment for standiing up the u know whos
Aww mate nah i'm ill me xxx
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:54:22 AM No.81868683
>Oh my SCIENCE! Is that a biblically accurate feathered dinosaur?!! Hnnnggg my clitty is leaking!
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:57:43 AM No.81868726
when will we get our first incel PM?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:59:18 AM No.81868739
>>81868683
one thing i don't believe in is dinosaurs. they never existed and they are complete bullshit. there's no fucking way a creature that large could exist
one thing i don't believe in is dinosaurs. they never existed and they are complete bullshit. there's no fucking way a creature that large could exist
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
7/18/2025, 4:02:43 AM No.81868776
And am ill me
Heil Welper xxx
Heil Welper xxx
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:02:55 AM No.81868781
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/html_modules/2025/07_JUL/250717_number_of_vacancies_in_the_uk/250717_number_of_vacancies_in_the_uk-large.jpg
Number of vacanies in the UK. The lower spike is 2020 COVID.
Number of vacanies in the UK. The lower spike is 2020 COVID.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:27:22 AM No.81868991
>>81868781
my grandma still has her covid booster twice a year kek.
my grandma still has her covid booster twice a year kek.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:36:51 AM No.81869076
>>81868380
AWS wasn't mandatory. You also have TPWS now if a train overruns a red or goes too fast through a section.
AWS wasn't mandatory. You also have TPWS now if a train overruns a red or goes too fast through a section.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:37:32 AM No.81869083
virgin train ran into the buffers at euston the other week
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:40:45 AM No.81869098
>>81869083
That can still happen if the train is within the speed limit of the TPWS coming into the station.
That can still happen if the train is within the speed limit of the TPWS coming into the station.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:43:59 AM No.81869121
>>81868551
The way they frame this all backwards as if "incel culture" is a thing that firstly exists, and a thing that warps men, when what is actually happening is growing numbers of men are socially isolated, find that women hate them for no real reason, and are upset about it.
You can't "deconstruct" your way out of this, because it's not a thing that was constructed to begin with. It's a reaction to a state of collapse(which is much more women's fault, if we're honest).
The way they frame this all backwards as if "incel culture" is a thing that firstly exists, and a thing that warps men, when what is actually happening is growing numbers of men are socially isolated, find that women hate them for no real reason, and are upset about it.
You can't "deconstruct" your way out of this, because it's not a thing that was constructed to begin with. It's a reaction to a state of collapse(which is much more women's fault, if we're honest).
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:44:36 AM No.81869130
chad train gracefully came to a stop in the correct stopping position.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:45:01 AM No.81869133
>the virgin pacer
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:49:54 AM No.81869171
State of this lot. Broken Britain innit? Only way to endure life if you're poor is to be off your head on drugs.
https://youtu.be/W8xnbrPZ3Pc
https://youtu.be/W8xnbrPZ3Pc
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:51:52 AM No.81869179
>the middle class azuma
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:59:05 AM No.81869218
A lad ruined it by going to her pub. That was not me. Now she thinks I'm some crazy guy. :(
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:05:14 AM No.81869261
Miss these bad boys. They haven't been used since 2005. Just open the door any time to get off.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:15:13 AM No.81869341
Is it worth working? Like why? There are more jobs than people. Someone has to be left out. I don't get why the government can't just pay everyone minimum wage, then companies can pay better wages and attract the right people.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:17:31 AM No.81869358
>>81869341
*There are more people than jobs.
*There are more people than jobs.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:45:13 AM No.81869503
Cannot sleep lads. For fucks sake. Rolling around I bed for the past 2 hours lying in darkness like a cunt. And my legs are itching like fuck for some reason.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:51:21 AM No.81869545
>>81869503
Go for a walk and keep an eye out for dodgy coppers.
Go for a walk and keep an eye out for dodgy coppers.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:02:38 AM No.81870025
Couldn't sleep either, got the thread to myself now
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:11:52 AM No.81870079
>>81870025
Not for long Im still here. Just watched how a Star Trek TNG episode is made hosted by LaVar Burton it was kino.
Not for long Im still here. Just watched how a Star Trek TNG episode is made hosted by LaVar Burton it was kino.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:22:19 AM No.81870131
Women live life on easy mode.
>can get sex any time
>thousands of handsome men available to date on online dating apps
>they don't do hard jobs like bricklayer
>they get paid more for doing less work (HR and other comfy office roles)
>always travelling to multiple countries every year
>they will most likely be believed too if they make up an accusation about you
>can get sex any time
>thousands of handsome men available to date on online dating apps
>they don't do hard jobs like bricklayer
>they get paid more for doing less work (HR and other comfy office roles)
>always travelling to multiple countries every year
>they will most likely be believed too if they make up an accusation about you
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:22:48 AM No.81870134
>>81870101
Think it might be one of my special interests kek. Not that obsessed with it I am currently on my second watch of the series it will take me months to get through it all.
Think it might be one of my special interests kek. Not that obsessed with it I am currently on my second watch of the series it will take me months to get through it all.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:28:54 AM No.81870167
>>81870134
Might give it a try need a new show to watch me
Might give it a try need a new show to watch me
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:28:54 AM No.81870169
don't want to waste more of my life on cities skylines.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:36:14 AM No.81870203
>>81870169
I felt this way with RuneScape and many other private servers that I played. Once I realised I was clicking on a tree for hours on end to watch a number go up on the screen it immediately hit me that this is a massive waste of time.
But at the end of the day if you enjoy doing it thats all that matters.
I felt this way with RuneScape and many other private servers that I played. Once I realised I was clicking on a tree for hours on end to watch a number go up on the screen it immediately hit me that this is a massive waste of time.
But at the end of the day if you enjoy doing it thats all that matters.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:39:29 AM No.81870214
>>81870209
Fuckin hell lad. How did you manage that one. I remember getting several 99s back in the day.
Fuckin hell lad. How did you manage that one. I remember getting several 99s back in the day.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:39:46 AM No.81870215
eva eva eva eva eva
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:43:43 AM No.81870238
>>81870214
Did it all afk on the side, not too hard when you're a NEET with unlimited free time
Did it all afk on the side, not too hard when you're a NEET with unlimited free time
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:44:31 AM No.81870242
>tfw even if I worked, had regular showers, dressed well, had good muscle it still wouldn't get me a girlfriend
It'll always be something else...you need to get a car lad, get a place of your own first, make sure you work on your career...before you know it you're fucking old and missed out.
It'll always be something else...you need to get a car lad, get a place of your own first, make sure you work on your career...before you know it you're fucking old and missed out.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:57:49 AM No.81870315
sad bloke with his sad routine
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:58:59 AM No.81870322
Theres a pork pie with my name on it downstairs but fuckin ell I cant be bothered getting it. Starving here.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:00:26 AM No.81870331
Just had a really disappointing wank. After I finished I felt empty. Is it habit or a necessity at this point?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:00:43 AM No.81870332
>tfw dad doesn't own lots of pubs
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:01:13 AM No.81870336
>>81870331
Day 8 nofap for me, bollocks was radiating like crazy last night
Day 8 nofap for me, bollocks was radiating like crazy last night
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:01:43 AM No.81870337
>>81870331
Why at 7 am in the morning? Were you up all night fapping?
Why at 7 am in the morning? Were you up all night fapping?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:02:16 AM No.81870340
>tfw your dad doesn't have 4 grand in a secret bank account that the DWP doesn't know about
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:03:38 AM No.81870343
>>81870337
Nah cant sleep and Im wide awake. Been awake since 2pm yesterday. Just fancied cranking one out.
Nah cant sleep and Im wide awake. Been awake since 2pm yesterday. Just fancied cranking one out.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:05:39 AM No.81870362
Going to get that pork pie. Hope I dont wake up mum. Wish me luck.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:10:31 AM No.81870385
Big bowl of honey cheerios for me
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:12:15 AM No.81870401
Chika the anal superstar
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:14:06 AM No.81870408
Britfeel keeps me sane, I consider you all my good friends in life
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:19:34 AM No.81870444
>>81870408
My mental health is generally a lot better when I take a short break but I always end up coming back. That said you're my only friends too
My mental health is generally a lot better when I take a short break but I always end up coming back. That said you're my only friends too
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:22:38 AM No.81870460
>tfw no asmr turned van life gf
definitely something only the middle classes can really do.
definitely something only the middle classes can really do.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:23:43 AM No.81870470
How much money does it cost per month to live in a van
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:25:35 AM No.81870475
Might microwave a panno chocolate with me woffee.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:26:06 AM No.81870478
>>81870470
thousands lad, from the bank of mummy and daddy
thousands lad, from the bank of mummy and daddy
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:27:58 AM No.81870487
>>81870478
Can't be rite mate thought they did it to save money?
Can't be rite mate thought they did it to save money?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:31:40 AM No.81870507
>>81870487
they do it for the "experience" and for youtube money
note how they're never in a clapped out transit, the van in that pic would cost 10 grand easy, another 10 to convert it, another couple on tax insurance, a few thousand on fuel because they're travelling all over the place
they do it for the "experience" and for youtube money
note how they're never in a clapped out transit, the van in that pic would cost 10 grand easy, another 10 to convert it, another couple on tax insurance, a few thousand on fuel because they're travelling all over the place
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:32:21 AM No.81870509
>>81870487
drive out somewhere remote and snap a few pics for the gram and then back to the hotel car park
drive out somewhere remote and snap a few pics for the gram and then back to the hotel car park
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:33:44 AM No.81870512
Right lads Im back just had that pork pie I put a little bit of ketchup on it. It lush.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:34:27 AM No.81870517
>>81870509
this is the thing lad, they must be paying for a hotel or something, there's no where else they could feasibly park over night, coppers will have you if you stop over night in a layby, regular car parks are either shut or have security who will call the coppers
this is the thing lad, they must be paying for a hotel or something, there's no where else they could feasibly park over night, coppers will have you if you stop over night in a layby, regular car parks are either shut or have security who will call the coppers
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:34:50 AM No.81870520
>>81870512
never liked pork pies....are they nicer microwaved?
never liked pork pies....are they nicer microwaved?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:35:23 AM No.81870523
Going to try and go to sleep for the night even though most people are on their way to work. Not for me though. Like I said Ive not been to sleep yet. Goodnight.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:36:23 AM No.81870528
>>81870520
No absolutely not. They have to be cold for me. Cant stand the ones with jelly in, knocks me sick it does.
No absolutely not. They have to be cold for me. Cant stand the ones with jelly in, knocks me sick it does.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:37:40 AM No.81870537
>>81870470
Getting all that equipment, batteries, flooring, bedding, insulation etc is going be proper expensive. 300 quid she paid just for some battery pack. Seems like a right expensive hassle.
>>81870487
No these days it's about showing off how middle class you are. People still mostly go back to their homes and only camp in it once or twice a month. She goes abroad like 5 times a year to places like Thailand and South Korea. Must have a lot of money.
Getting all that equipment, batteries, flooring, bedding, insulation etc is going be proper expensive. 300 quid she paid just for some battery pack. Seems like a right expensive hassle.
>>81870487
No these days it's about showing off how middle class you are. People still mostly go back to their homes and only camp in it once or twice a month. She goes abroad like 5 times a year to places like Thailand and South Korea. Must have a lot of money.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:39:34 AM No.81870546
>>81870528
Just don't see myself ever picking a pork pie over a nice sausage roll, pork pies always just seem like indigestion incarnate for me
Just don't see myself ever picking a pork pie over a nice sausage roll, pork pies always just seem like indigestion incarnate for me
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:46:03 AM No.81870582
>>81870523
Morning. Just woke up after a decent 8 hour sleep. About to open the laptop for some dossing from home.
Morning. Just woke up after a decent 8 hour sleep. About to open the laptop for some dossing from home.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:48:10 AM No.81870591
>>81870517
She's stayed in a Lidl car park and Toby Carvery. Most of the time though you go go to some dedicated site on a field with facilities. I don't think she's going to take it seriously anyway...not with a sprog.
Only in the USA can you really live a good van life without some pesky copper quoting some vague law and ruining your fun.
She's stayed in a Lidl car park and Toby Carvery. Most of the time though you go go to some dedicated site on a field with facilities. I don't think she's going to take it seriously anyway...not with a sprog.
Only in the USA can you really live a good van life without some pesky copper quoting some vague law and ruining your fun.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:51:50 AM No.81870608
>>81870591
she needs sparking out entitled little madam
she needs sparking out entitled little madam
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:53:03 AM No.81870612
Ruthmong could live in a van once his parents finally kick him out
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:56:48 AM No.81870636
>>81870612
you're not supposed to drive without shoes me lid
you're not supposed to drive without shoes me lid
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:57:39 AM No.81870644
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:57:45 AM No.81870645
Something not rite with my heart feels like, stinging pain
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:05:01 AM No.81870678
>>81870645
heart attack coming on strong, it lush x
heart attack coming on strong, it lush x
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:05:35 AM No.81870683
>>81870608
she's getting drilled by her buff chad boyfriend in that van. no point even trying to date when all girls want their man fit and handsome.
she's getting drilled by her buff chad boyfriend in that van. no point even trying to date when all girls want their man fit and handsome.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:05:44 AM No.81870687
>>81870645
Try doing a handstand
Try doing a handstand
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:07:51 AM No.81870703
bit worried about HHL, hope he is ok x
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:12:01 AM No.81870733
>>81870612
Don't have a driving licence or any funds to buy a vehicle. It would be on the streets, prison or mental home for me.
Don't have a driving licence or any funds to buy a vehicle. It would be on the streets, prison or mental home for me.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:12:53 AM No.81870738
tired af but unable to fall asleep because too much coffee
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:14:33 AM No.81870747
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:17:42 AM No.81870762
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:18:20 AM No.81870768
staying put me still 5 more posts left
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:18:44 AM No.81870770
I am so so happy its friYAY! ,
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:19:38 AM No.81870776
>>81870770
ur disgusting mate, get on that nofap
ur disgusting mate, get on that nofap
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:25:57 AM No.81870812
>>81870460
you guys really do pick the most mid women to be obsessed by
you guys really do pick the most mid women to be obsessed by
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:28:52 AM No.81871237
500 ma g yeye ygm bruv