>>936141000
what a stupid waste of time.....

for only $4.95 you can buy an entire bottle of BUCK LURE™......

and if you think the rancid urine smelled bad, you have NO IDEA how bad Buck Lure smells...

trust me, your piss bottle smells like roses compared to Buck Lure... for example, your piss 'was the worst thing you ever smelled'... but Buck Lure is perceived a critical emergency, not just a bad smell...

people simply CANNOT deal with it, and they WILL evacuate... they WILL panic...

lol no shit....
37 years ago, somebody thought I'd make a good target to steal from, and they stole a few thousand dollars...

a couple days later, they had to SELL TWO BRAND NEW CARS... for pennies on the dollar... two... BRAND NEW cats in their driveway...

a brand new BMW.............
and a brand new Mercedes........

see, there was no way to get the Buck Lure out of the carpet, the upholstery, the seats....

.......turns out I WASNT the guy to steal from after all....

a few thousand ended up costing him much much more....
by the way, buck lure DOESNT contain your DNA

the dude KNEW it was me..... duhhh
DUHHHH

but he Never had the balls to say anything to me about it, didn't have the balls to do anything about it. no police ever talked to me about it... I got away with it

you probably WONT get away with it

why?... because this isn't the '80s anymore.. The world is different now. we used to be able to get away with shit back then, but there's no way you can get away with it these days

shit, RING doorbells will be your undoing
we didn't have ring bacl then

Yes, you're dealing with EMOTION...
not reasoning... That's why you even contemplated using your urine, switches loaded with your DNA..

I'm not saying they would test it for DNA

But you'd be a fool to say they wouldn't