This girl has thoroughly put me in my place and I don't know what to do. We almost never see each other anymore. I'm talking months between hook ups/hang outs. But almost every night she hits me up to complain about some banal shit. Her roommate sucks, her friend's pregnant, her mom's visiting, etc.

She does have some kind of undiagnosed depressive disorder - and I'm a 4channer, so far from perfect myself - so I try to cut her some leeway, but this is getting beyond crazy. I do really like her, we have great chemistry when we're together, our families have a lot in common, the sex is always good.

In my mind, when you click with someone, a relationship is the next step. But it's like whenever things are warming up and moving in that direction, she drops the line and everything resets. I don't know what to do. Is there some way to move things forward without being pushy or unnatural about it?

There's a really cute chick working at a drive thru that I go to frequently. How do I ask her out without bothering her at work?

I have a weird feeling some bitch is calling me a narcissist retard behind my back. How do I prove her wrong and make her eat shit?