>be a kid
>play competitive games all day erryday and stay up to 4am
>become an adult
>can only play point-and-click adventure or TCG games that require 0 reflexes and want to take frequent naps throughout the day

Are wireless controllers niggershit?

I'm unbelievably sick of /v/iggers justifying unreasonable price tags by calling anyone who doesn't unthinkingly slurp them up poor.