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7/3/2025, 6:59:46 AM
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I've thought about this a lot.
>First: Do nothing.
>Wait for Pope to die.
>Pope dies.
>During Papal Conclave, enter (they can't stop me) and demonstrate my powers
>Obviously this means I'm chosen
>They unanimously vote for me.
>Even if they don't want to they still do it because of the implication
>Now I am immortal Pope with super powers
>Start by saving drowning people and cats from trees and shit by day
>By night, inconvenient people just disappear.
>Because I keep throwing them into deep space.
>Then comes the big stuff
>Italy merges with us and becomes the Vatican State
>Then Poland
>Eventually, other nations bend the knee
>I steal a few nukes even though I don't really need them
>I am wielding spiritual, political, economic, and military power, and am also an invincible immortal alien
>Once the world is conquered we move to the Moon and then Mars
>Also TND and TKD obviously
What can I say except you're welcome. Christ is Lord.
I've thought about this a lot.
>First: Do nothing.
>Wait for Pope to die.
>Pope dies.
>During Papal Conclave, enter (they can't stop me) and demonstrate my powers
>Obviously this means I'm chosen
>They unanimously vote for me.
>Even if they don't want to they still do it because of the implication
>Now I am immortal Pope with super powers
>Start by saving drowning people and cats from trees and shit by day
>By night, inconvenient people just disappear.
>Because I keep throwing them into deep space.
>Then comes the big stuff
>Italy merges with us and becomes the Vatican State
>Then Poland
>Eventually, other nations bend the knee
>I steal a few nukes even though I don't really need them
>I am wielding spiritual, political, economic, and military power, and am also an invincible immortal alien
>Once the world is conquered we move to the Moon and then Mars
>Also TND and TKD obviously
What can I say except you're welcome. Christ is Lord.
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