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*wafts 1-week old decrepitating hummus gas over towards your general direction in your path*
*open mouth munches on a flavorless nu-saltine, licks lips for 30 seconds after each one*
*gets lou gehrig's wasting disease in your path and tries to fix it by eating wasabi peas in your path*
*has long hair even though I'm a man in your path*
*spasming out from flavour emergency*
*wide stance so you literally can't get past me*