Want more pussy than you can handle? Join a book club. Read the book, participate in the conversation, meet up for coffee, agree on rules ("I don't want this to compromise book club!", "Let's keep this between you and me?", "put that condom on me with your mouth", "this is a one-time thing", "oh, yeah, I would totally go gay if you and your sister sucked my dick." book clubs are full of women who are reading because they can't catch a dick. Be the dick they can catch! Wear a condom!