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7/12/2025, 11:14:22 PM
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Because everything you see in 40k is canonically Imperial propaganda filtered through 3 or 4 layers of unreliable narration. Some is simplistic cartoon Munitorum "haha orks suck stab them with ur bayonet" propaganda, some is faux-realistic Guard propaganda "fuck this everyman life sucks, gonna live fifteen hours fighting these orks with the lads" and others are Inquisitorial reverse-psych propaganda "oh fuck bros, humanity is doomed, at least we can go out fighting! a tribvte to the eternal huyman spirit!"
The reality is orks aren't humanoids at all. They're fungal walking quadruped cucumbers dual-wielding M2s or something. Humanity isn't doomed; it's an overly patriotic clerk's powerpoint for the secret police to boost his MIC budget for the year..
Because everything you see in 40k is canonically Imperial propaganda filtered through 3 or 4 layers of unreliable narration. Some is simplistic cartoon Munitorum "haha orks suck stab them with ur bayonet" propaganda, some is faux-realistic Guard propaganda "fuck this everyman life sucks, gonna live fifteen hours fighting these orks with the lads" and others are Inquisitorial reverse-psych propaganda "oh fuck bros, humanity is doomed, at least we can go out fighting! a tribvte to the eternal huyman spirit!"
The reality is orks aren't humanoids at all. They're fungal walking quadruped cucumbers dual-wielding M2s or something. Humanity isn't doomed; it's an overly patriotic clerk's powerpoint for the secret police to boost his MIC budget for the year..
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