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7/2/2025, 7:39:47 PM
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Reaching the parking lot again, he takes everything in. A bunch of what look like magical girls are fighting the snake. Some kind of half bird-half lizard monster slams into its side, scratching at it, but is thrown back. They aren’t hurting it. Scales are too thick, maybe? Or just magic? He didn’t particularly believe in magic, but hey, giant snake. At the very least he could jive with the things defense stat being too high to seriously hurt. But when that’s the case, just hit them somewhere softer.
His next steps take him into the parking lot, and he grabs at a ruined sign as he moves past. It damn near rips his arms out of his socket, the fucking thing has way too much concrete stuck onto the bottom, but he shifts into swinging it in a circle and manages to pick up speed again.
So, like a fool, he runs up to the snake and slams the pointy end of the sign directly into its eye. The snake rears back, actually injured for once, and then seems to shrink in on itself, growing smaller even as it’s thrashing forces him to backpedal the fuck away from it before he gets hit by it and sent flying himself.
It’s eye is bleeding and ruined, and it shifts to lock him in the gaze of its other one. Behind him, one of the girls calls out “Are you stupid???”, which he politely ignores. He grins at the snake, trying to put on a face full of bravado.
“Sup, bitch?”
“HUSBAND.” the snake replies.
…What?
And then Howard was a Solar. ...which is to be continued in part 2, because this is huge and I haven't even done the succubus's pov yet, or had Maria dropkick her way into the fight, or gotten task force valkyrie involved. Ten fucking posts, damn.
Reaching the parking lot again, he takes everything in. A bunch of what look like magical girls are fighting the snake. Some kind of half bird-half lizard monster slams into its side, scratching at it, but is thrown back. They aren’t hurting it. Scales are too thick, maybe? Or just magic? He didn’t particularly believe in magic, but hey, giant snake. At the very least he could jive with the things defense stat being too high to seriously hurt. But when that’s the case, just hit them somewhere softer.
His next steps take him into the parking lot, and he grabs at a ruined sign as he moves past. It damn near rips his arms out of his socket, the fucking thing has way too much concrete stuck onto the bottom, but he shifts into swinging it in a circle and manages to pick up speed again.
So, like a fool, he runs up to the snake and slams the pointy end of the sign directly into its eye. The snake rears back, actually injured for once, and then seems to shrink in on itself, growing smaller even as it’s thrashing forces him to backpedal the fuck away from it before he gets hit by it and sent flying himself.
It’s eye is bleeding and ruined, and it shifts to lock him in the gaze of its other one. Behind him, one of the girls calls out “Are you stupid???”, which he politely ignores. He grins at the snake, trying to put on a face full of bravado.
“Sup, bitch?”
“HUSBAND.” the snake replies.
…What?
And then Howard was a Solar. ...which is to be continued in part 2, because this is huge and I haven't even done the succubus's pov yet, or had Maria dropkick her way into the fight, or gotten task force valkyrie involved. Ten fucking posts, damn.
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