Jumpchain CYOA Thread #6432: On My Phone So I Can Ask About Alabama Edition - /tg/ (#95994256) [Archived: 523 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:48:41 PM No.95994256
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>Brutus' Drive
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g

>DriveAnon's Drive
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing

>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA

>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn

>How to Jumpchain
http://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/view

>Last Thread
>>95975712
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:14:31 PM No.95994427
>>95973745
Does someone has the latest update of the Itachi Shinden jump?
Replies: >>95994482 >>95994581 >>95995530
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:23:56 PM No.95994482
>>95994427
I believe it's already in the Naruto folder.
Replies: >>95994498
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:24:02 PM No.95994483
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Replies: >>95994902 >>95999021
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:26:18 PM No.95994498
>>95994482
he wants the eternal rinnesharingan
Replies: >>95994581
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:35:27 PM No.95994581
>>95994498
Ah, ok, then >>95994427
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1koyLDY15WuVvXVv3eIr2nZyU-HAcbJoQ/view?usp=drivesdk
Replies: >>95994850
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:58:02 PM No.95994769
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Is Jumper a good son?
Replies: >>95994848 >>95995289 >>95995944 >>95997742 >>95998458
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:08:22 AM No.95994848
>>95994769
Jumper gives many orgasms to his mother(s)
So, yes.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:08:56 AM No.95994850
>>95994581
:(
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:15:27 AM No.95994890
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>>95986455
>138 - NWoD - Archmage
>Drawbacks
>Location & Time
>Background choices
45 years old
Tetrarchs
>Purchases
Golden Road of Ascension (Free)
A Mind Made of Symbols (Free)
Seeker Of Mysteries (Free)
Archmastery (Free)
Mastery of Arcana: Time (Free)
Archmastery of an Arcana: Time (Free)
Mastery of Arcana: Prime (900)
Mastery of Arcana: Space (800)
Mastery of Arcana: Fate (700)
Archmastery of an Arcana: Prime (600)
Archmastery of an Arcana: Space (500)
Archmastery of an Arcana: Fate (400)
Hard Work Demands Rewards (Free)
On the Job Training (300)
Ecstasy Beyond Mortal Bounds (0)
Cintimani (Free)
Golden Road (Free)
Cult/Cabal (Free, discounted)
Quintessence (Free, discounted)
Supernal Tower (Custom tower of Time and Fate) (Free, discounted, -300 CP item stipend)
>Ending Option
Continue Jumping
Replies: >>95998831
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:17:10 AM No.95994902
>>95994483
>"I like that state, I'm keeping it."
Mid-chain jumper psychology.
Replies: >>95995297 >>95999021
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:11:47 AM No.95995235
cutedom is intense
cutedom is intense
md5: 8ec8c3ade28b72aea4f1380f4f444884🔍
Replies: >>96004887
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:19:09 AM No.95995289
>>95994769
Damn Chinese Izuku goes hard as fuck
Replies: >>95995320
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:20:11 AM No.95995297
>>95994902
Why the fuck would anyone want the state of Alabama
Replies: >>95995348 >>95995494 >>95995582
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:23:56 AM No.95995320
>>95995289
>actual uncultured swine
That's greek not chinese.
Replies: >>95995476
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:27:58 AM No.95995348
>>95995297
Talladega
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:48:29 AM No.95995464
You get a chain, but every day, there's a 10% chance you get anally raped, regardless of any perks, powers, companions, items, or other circumstances that would otherwise prevent that.
Replies: >>95995475
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:50:19 AM No.95995475
>>95995464
I'll just combine it with that perk from that one reddit jump that lets me keep drawbacks as perks AND that drawback from Generic NTR that makes me fuck an animal at least once a week
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:50:41 AM No.95995476
>>95995320
I mean, NTA but it's clearly anime Greek.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:52:50 AM No.95995494
>>95995297
Because it's one of the most BASED states in the CHADDEST country on Earth?

Other than Texas, which stands heads and shoulders above the rest, its only real competition is Florida.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:55:37 AM No.95995506
>>95990223
>>95990229
You also gotta remember that tanks don't do these situations alone. A tank will usually get bodied in like 10 seconds without healing, unless they outgear it by one or two expacs (you can currently solo up to most if not all Shadowlands raids atm). Having gear is also important, though again Behemoth can probably get past that since you can't get 100% resistance against everything. Though if we're using Algalon as a baseline then you can fight them around Mists of Pandaria level since that is when he first became solo-able.

So a tank with Shadowlands or War Within level gear should be able to handle most of the endbringers, I don't think any of them have a way to deal with the time manipulating guy or Behemoth, short of having a pocket healer or Evoker with the Bronze powers.
Replies: >>95995944
PsychoAnon !!iNOgQUpsU+J
7/2/2025, 1:58:21 AM No.95995530
>>95994427
I have restored the Jump. Pray I do not restore it any further.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:02:27 AM No.95995553
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md5: 8fb410b78d0b3c022abad2aa32e81d45🔍
Did the updated Rosario+Vampire jump lose the "favorable meetings/good first impression" type of canon companion option?

The old one had this:
>>Well it seems you are destined to run in to and make friends with one of the canon characters. They will be inclined to be friendly towards you and possibly open to romance depending on how you play your cards. Depending on who you pick this may greatly change the plot.

But the new one doesn't seem to have that, even if it makes canon companions free instead. Did I miss something?
Replies: >>95995615 >>95995792
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:05:12 AM No.95995575
I think I'll immediately set Ainz and all his NPCs to level 1, put level requirements on all the gear of Nazarick and flood them with monsters, starting at low level and ever increasing. When he either falls or hits max level again I'll announce "Thank you for participating in this YGGDRASIL post-closure event. We hope you have enjoyed your time with us. Please look forward to our upcoming title, Overlord." and then have him wake up in his original body in his original world.
Replies: >>95995584 >>95995685 >>95997507
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:06:19 AM No.95995582
>>95995297
Alabama is one of the most biodiverse states, possibly the most (it has more species per square mile than anywhere else, California beats it due to sheer size* outside of that).

The northern part of the state also has a significant military base, as well as many space-based companies. The southern part of the state...exists.

*This is in contention because people haven't studied Alabama's ecosystem much, some have suggested it would be higher than California even with its size.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:06:48 AM No.95995584
>>95995575
How do you plan on doing it? I'm a bit curious about how you'd meddle with levels and level requirements.
Replies: >>95995637
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:11:29 AM No.95995615
inner moka
inner moka
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>>95995553
Speaking of RosarioVampire, how would one split Inner and Outer Moka into separate bodies?
Replies: >>95995628 >>95995649 >>95995792 >>95995913 >>95995956 >>95996174 >>95996773
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:14:21 AM No.95995628
>>95995615
There's a perk in Persona 5 that lets you split people into two, IIRC?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:16:02 AM No.95995637
>>95995584
Master PC will be able to set the levels back. I don't have a specific perk for setting the level requirements but all my accumulated bullshit should be capable of it. Smartphone Isekai's smartphone (for targetting) and Technomagical Genius (for editing) comes to mind. I've also got Sublimation from Fate France so I could just create a copy with the restriction. Ton of other crafting perks too.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:17:08 AM No.95995644
What alternatives did we have to Drain No for protecting against power theft/nullification/etc?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:17:43 AM No.95995649
>>95995615
Permanently break the rosario. Who needs Outer Moka?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:24:01 AM No.95995685
>>95995575
worth noting that YGGDRASIL players actually level extremly quicky until the hit like level 90 or something simmilarly high, an this is kept in the new world when a low level player ended up there and quickly ascendet to the level of a legendary hero.

So its not really all that difficult for Ainz to reach max level again, since after he reaches level 70 and gains super tier spells, he can just go for quantity over quality in terms of xp, since every being gives at least 1xp.

Though the NPCs are fucked, since NPCs in overlord cant level up or get stronger.
Replies: >>95995696 >>95995773
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:25:46 AM No.95995696
>>95995685
>Though the NPCs are fucked, since NPCs in overlord cant level up or get stronger.
Then I guess I'll just tie their level to Ainz's
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:36:41 AM No.95995773
>>95995685
>quickly ascendet to the level of a legendary hero
I mean, you don't need level NINETY to be considered a legendary hero in the New World.

Iirc Realm of Heroes was around lv30? With Evileye/Landfall being around 50. 90s is Dragonlord-tier.
Replies: >>95996190 >>95999888
Ravenloftanon !o1lsJs2k0Q
7/2/2025, 2:40:08 AM No.95995792
>>95995553
You missed nothing. In exchange for it being free and anyone being available as a companion, you have to put in the work. It's not that hard Anon. For most of the characters it's be nice to them. For Mizore you might have to be lonely and be nice to her or just be nice to her and try and get her out of her shell.

>>95995615
Lilith's Mirror was able to do it so I am sure it can be done. It would probably require the magic item creation perk as well as the black Arts student (With a lot of practice and learning) to make something that would have a similar but permanent effect. I am sure there are easier ways with out of context perks and abilities though.
Replies: >>95995983 >>95996007 >>95996069 >>95999963
Shard Anon !XGSx4qgrZQ
7/2/2025, 2:48:22 AM No.95995851
>>95993801
Sweet Home Alhambra does not have much in the way of brainwashing, no. There are a few Charms that impose effects like a Nazghul’s fell presence but generally speaking Alhambra relies more on good old fashioned propaganda, nationalism, literal ancestor spirits urging the defenders on and the Queen occasionally breaking down crying to keep everyone in line.
Replies: >>95995889 >>95996082 >>95996087
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:54:28 AM No.95995889
ara ara
ara ara
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>>95995851
But does Sweet Home Alhambra have any sweet, sweet incest?
Replies: >>95995944
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:57:33 AM No.95995913
>>95995615
The Yamato.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:02:00 AM No.95995944
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>>95994769
Despite operating more like a divine revelation than a discrete individual to most of them, yes. I keep the bills paid. I do the dishes. I vacuum. Due to the abstract nature of my presence, families I am part of without a plot-relevant avatar experience this as happy moment of synchronicty around a person-shaped hole. I even endeavour to look after the interests of plot-relevant families like Nemesor Zahndrekh, even after the Necrons jump rendered any delusion of familial relationship moot.

My uncertainty about whether or not I am a good son to the one who matters the most is a source of deep consternation to me.

>>95995889
no

>>95995506
Theoretically Leviathan should be able to do something like make all the water in your body explode when he stops fucking around, right? And I don’t think they’re doing shit to Simmy because to be frank, WoW characters have never fought a precognitive as powerful as Ms. “I scream, 4-6 business days later you suddenly realise you want to commit suicide”
Replies: >>95996029 >>95996060 >>95996123
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:03:19 AM No.95995956
>>95995615
>how would one split Inner and Outer Moka into separate bodies?
If you can split them temporarily, you can probably import the Soul Edge into the Aegis blade after recruiting Pyra/Mythra in Xenoblade 2 (and maybe steal another Monado to be safe). Though you might need to go to a Capcom jump that has the everything vs style crossover toggle/drawback to make sure the local reality's unstable enough for that to work since 4 dimensions worth of multiverse were about to collapse on one another when Namco x Capcom had the Soul Edge split Lilith and Morrigan near the Zohar shown in Xenosaga 1.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:07:15 AM No.95995983
>>95995792
>You missed nothing.
I see, thanks. Here's a build:

Accidental Student

Above the influence

Experimental Techniques
Hougetsu Jigen-tou

Tough
Safe
Shadowless Sword
A little help from your friends
Harem Protagonist
For the one I love
Tsukune Syndrome

I only have eyes for you

School Uniform
Passport
Fork of Deity Hunting

Kentucky Fried Protagonist
Reputation
Tasty
No means No
Love Decahedron
Mute
Anti-thesis


Two questions that came to mind while making the build:
1) Love Decahedron doesn't lock you into a single love interest like the canon ending, right?
2) This isn't a first jump build but it made me wonder: how much of the Accidental Student background would you need to survive replacing Tsukune in your first jump?
Replies: >>95996409
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:11:28 AM No.95996007
>>95995792
>the magic item creation perk
Which one is that? The Wealth of Power one that allows you to shapeshift into weapons? Because I must admit my first thought when you mentioned "magic item creation perk" was Black Arts Student until I kept reading.
Replies: >>95996409
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:14:46 AM No.95996029
>>95995944
>no
See, that's clearly what's wrong with Alhambra. If we could just get some nice incest going, I'm sure the Queen will stop crying very soon-or perhaps just start crying tears of joy.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:19:21 AM No.95996060
>>95995944
Hey shard, princess the hopeful question.

Did alabama (still mispelling that, I don't care), the city that the queen of tears rule over, do brainwashing stuff ala 'i have always lived in alabama' or 'there is no war in ba sing se', or am I thinking of something else?
Replies: >>95996082 >>95996087
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:20:39 AM No.95996069
>>95995792
I could still see the use in certain cases, like if you want a preexisting connection in your background (being another member of the Shuzen family maybe, or another apprentice to Lady Oyakata?)

Or to get a foot in the door for more difficult cases than the main cast, like Akua or Kahlua who start as part of Fairy Tale for example.

I don't really have a strong opinion on the matter, but when reading this those kinds of examples came to mind so I thought I should add my two cents
Replies: >>95996409
Shard Anon !XGSx4qgrZQ
7/2/2025, 3:22:35 AM No.95996082
>>95996060
Please read >>95995851
Replies: >>95996163
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:23:10 AM No.95996087
>>95996060
Didn't he already answer here? >>95995851
Replies: >>95996163
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:27:58 AM No.95996118
What are good jumps for low power high charisma builds?
Replies: >>95996128 >>95996199 >>95996203 >>95999888
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:28:27 AM No.95996123
>>95995944
How strong they are vs. teabagging is an open debate. From what we see they aren't that strong, but WoG afterwards puts them significantly stronger than we saw.
Replies: >>95996204
PsychoAnon !!iNOgQUpsU+J
7/2/2025, 3:30:10 AM No.95996128
>>95996118
If you take as many friendship/relationship perks as possible in Fate/Stay Night (ideally capstone boosted) you basically become a harem protagonist that can befriend anybody including Gilgamesh and make them better people just by being your friend
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:35:48 AM No.95996163
>>95996082
>>95996087
Sorry, missed that.

Alright, completely different question - could Dream Opals from creation (specifically Gem) potentially be used to store wisps and or dreams of sufficient emotional strength as to create a wisp? For example, a dream of doing an action that would normally cause them to regen a wisp.

Tbh this is mostly an excuse for Alabama to pick a fight with Gem because oh hey look, they mine and sell a resource that is hilariously useful to doing a thing that I’ll die if I don’t do. I want it.
Replies: >>95996204
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:37:27 AM No.95996174
>>95995615
there's a perk in Austin Powers that can split a person into a set of twins. Just fanwank that one is inner moka and the other is outer moka
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:41:08 AM No.95996190
>>95995773
realm of heroes is basically 31st - 35th for non-casters, or 29th - 35th if a magic caster (since that's the range for 5th tier spells). 36+ is for Outliers, Godkin seem to fall in the 50 to 60 range and anything above that is basically either a player, a direct child of a player (like the elf king), the kid of two awakened godkin (zesshi), or a true dragon lord.
Replies: >>95997520
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:42:30 AM No.95996199
>>95996118
i think the paradox grand strategy games folder has several jumps with origins based on being a major political leader / revolutionary that should have perks that fit your criteria without going above "base human" levels of personal ability.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:42:58 AM No.95996203
>>95996118
Damn it, I know I saw a jump for some post-apocalyptic setting that had the most busted 800cp charisma perk I'd ever seen. But I can't remember the jump or the perk anymore, beyond the jump being one that was put on the drive before the author actually finished it and that they were annoyed about that when they did finish it
Shard Anon !XGSx4qgrZQ
7/2/2025, 3:43:16 AM No.95996204
>>95996123
I’m specifically pessimistic because Wildbow approved that one autistic calc about galaxies’ worth of mass compressed into their layers, and IIRC also mentioned Bad Things would happen if they were theoretically thrown into the sun. During the JL vs Endbringers questionnaire, I think.

(Then again Wildbow also seems to think pre-Cosmic Garou Saitama would oneshot them and that Martian Manhunter is the JL’s key to beating him, instead of someone who would take one look at Simmy and go AAAAAAAA)

>>95996163
Potentially, sure. Light/Darkness seems to have SOMETHING to do with wishes, dreams and such so I could see it being. apotential application, especially with supplementary thaumaturgy/sorcery
Replies: >>95996379
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:26:06 AM No.95996379
>>95996204
Excellent. This may also cause Tears to be less of a shit in the real world because they can just mug Gem for Dream Opals instead of trying to reconquer the world and then nigh immediately get kicked out.
Ravenloftanon !o1lsJs2k0Q
7/2/2025, 4:32:03 AM No.95996409
>>95995983
>Two questions that came to mind while making the build:
>1) Love Decahedron doesn't lock you into a single love interest like the canon ending, right?

Nah you can go after who you want in addition to the person or persons you choose. It may be a bit odd but you will have to work it out.

>2) This isn't a first jump build but it made me wonder: how much of the Accidental Student background would you need to survive replacing Tsukune in your first jump?

Probably a lot. Not going to lie there. You can take this jump as a first jump fine, You can be an accidental student just fine; replacing Tsukune, that's going to be rough and may take a good amount of luck and cleverness. He died a lot of times, the Accidental Student perks will help but it's no guarantee.

>>95996007
There is an item creation perk it's a general perk based on Yukari, you could probably do it without that anyways with just the Black arts student but having both would be easier.

>>95996069
If you want to say you have some connection to the person you want to companion from your background and it actually makes sense, sure, you can do that.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:00:08 AM No.95996773
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>>95995615
Just revive her dead mom, that way you can take all the girls while the MC dumps her to simp for her real mom.
Replies: >>95999026
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:03:01 AM No.95996777
I'm curious, what did everyone do in the "Psycho Pass" and "Cyberpunk 2077" jumps? Both of the settings are futuristic, dystopian hellholes, so I'm curious to see how everyone's jumpers reacted to, and interacted with those settings.
Replies: >>95996784 >>95996868 >>95996892 >>95996961
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:06:16 AM No.95996784
>>95996777
I used PsychoPass as a chance to be a NEET, giving me a decade to recover from a rather traumatizing time in Dead By Daylight

We sadly don't have a Cyberpunk 2077 jump yet
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:35:57 AM No.95996868
>>95996777
>Cyberpunk 2077
I released the AIs from the Blackwell and told them it was Gohan’s fault they were imprisoned.
>Psycho Pass
I UPLOADED myself into the Sibyl System REPEATEDLY as cloned ENGRAMS, corrupting the entire system to have it’s sole priority being inflicting suffering on Gohan.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:43:51 AM No.95996892
IMG_0259
IMG_0259
md5: 00d941419937463b5d8956752c179c1a🔍
>>95996777
>Cyberpunk 2077
Don’t think we have a jump for it, but I used the Generic Cyberpunk jump to go there. Anyway as a free roaming AI, I took over the corps’ assets and turned everyone into karmatron dynamics nanomachine clouds except for a handful of survivors who were allowed to escape to the moon as a control group for the imminent automation of the entire planet courtesy of my fellow Blackwell AIs.
>Psycho Pass
I uploaded myself into the Sibyl System and used it to optimise society for efficiency.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:06:05 AM No.95996961
>>95996777
Expand Outer Heaven.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:03:36 AM No.95997115
ths-90-hero-s-downfall
ths-90-hero-s-downfall
md5: 6a5d2cb204eb61f6305c6cbe8712b968🔍
Has your jumper ever failed?
Replies: >>95997279 >>95997306 >>95999026
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:32:21 AM No.95997235
81e5bba52bb557484c61d99aa61b9b5d
81e5bba52bb557484c61d99aa61b9b5d
md5: 0e949c3fddbe94e1fa3204fef328b9e6🔍
Why does your jumper allow the Fr*nch to exist?
Replies: >>95997279 >>95997296 >>95997306 >>95997818
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:44:57 AM No.95997279
>>95997115
Jumper consistently fails to get a good nights sleep thanks to all the bitches who want to wake him up with a blowjob.

>>95997235
Jeanne exists. As does Jalter.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:54:02 AM No.95997296
>>95997235
Because they're unenamoured by memes.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:01:39 AM No.95997306
IMG_0256
IMG_0256
md5: b8ced6ed1757063b462c7ace44c2f056🔍
>>95997235
Because he enjoys cheese, wine, westernised anime and onion soup.

>>95997115
I once lost a children’s card game against Elodie due to trying to construe UNO cards as valid Yugioh cards.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:02:24 AM No.95997307
040 - Overlord

Location: The fields of Death, Katze Plains [+50]
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Race: Angel (Player) [100]
Origin: Magic Caster

Perks:
Tolerance for Evil [free]
Personal Inventory [free]
Themed Aesthetics + [free]
Golden Mind [free]d
Favored by Fortune [free]d
Crafting Classes [200]
Realm of Heroes [300]
Level One Hundred [600]
Class Skills, Generalist (Bard) [100]
Class Skills, Magic Caster x2 (Divine Caster, Arcane Caster) [50]
Dark Wisdom [200]
The Abyss of Magic [300]

Items:
Golden Coin Pouch [free]
Pay to Win Items x2 (Elixir, Mercenary Icon) [free]
Medium Tier Equipment [free]
Guild Base [600]200s

Drawbacks:
Rival Player [+300]
Rival Guild [+600]
The Enemies of The World [+500]

Scenario: Our Guild Is Number One

Guild Base (this section uses a separate currency):
Type: City
Guild Item: The Spear of Heaven [free]
The Throne Room [free]
The Entrance [free]
The Exchange Box [free]
The Treasury [free]
Basic Defenses [free]
Basic NPC levels [free]
POP Spawns [free]
Import (ACU + Sunlit Lair + Scenic City + Ropeway + All Exalted TFE backgrounds that fit + Harem Mansion + Loot Filled Sewers + The Sims 4 Lot + Dominating Domain + Villager House + MtG Lands + Testificate Bazaar + 221B Jumper Street + Your Tree + Civ Wonders) [100]
Advanced Defenses [100]
Expanded Size x4 [300]
Guild Teleportation Jewelry [100]
Expanded Facilities x5 (luxury living accommodations, efficient living accommodations, shops for luxury goods, places of worship, training facilities) [free]
Mercenary Library [200]
Guild-linked World Item (Scholomance) [400]
Higher Level POP Spawns [300]
Beef Gate Boss [300]
Maxed Out [200]
Replies: >>95997499
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:00:17 AM No.95997439
I have to say I have no idea how the Chronicles of Amber jump will interact with the omniverse post spark
From the notes:
>You can’t just drop into a setting and delete it
entirely just by erasing the Pattern you brought yourself or rewrite the setting in your
image using Amber and the jewel for example. That would be too easy. Once your
jumping days are done, we’ll talk about it again.

I guess post spark any setting can be treated like a shadow world?
Replies: >>95999095
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:19:48 AM No.95997495
041 - Norse Myth

Age: ?
Sex: Male
Location: Midgard
Background: Mixed (God/Monster) [800]

Perks:
Scary Aspect [100]
Father of Monsters + [400]
Fireproof [free]
Fear [free]
Growing Strong [200]
Greatest of them All [300]
Domain (Peace) [200]
Courage [free]
Patron [free]

Items:
Food tasting knife [free]
Pet monster [free]
Belt [free]
Draupnir [free]
Sword and Armor [free]
Fear Helmet [free]

Drawbacks:
Wrath [+100]
Rude [+100]
Hubris [+200]
Ragnarök [+600]
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:21:03 AM No.95997499
>>95997307
Did you destroy Nazarick while you were also fighting the other guild?
Replies: >>95997507
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:23:19 AM No.95997507
>>95997499
I gave them both the same treatment >>95995575
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:31:36 AM No.95997520
>>95996190
Realm of Heroes is +30 for everyone. Gazef is said to just have a 'step in the realm of heroes'.

Also worth noting that not all children of players seem to awaken the super-leveling potential.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:36:04 AM No.95997524
I will never understand unironically jumping trash settings like Overlord, RWBY, Supernatural, etc.
Replies: >>95997533 >>95997921 >>95997969 >>95998138 >>95999888
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:40:49 AM No.95997533
sample_55c92daecd7b7dbeb2172fab90e65957
sample_55c92daecd7b7dbeb2172fab90e65957
md5: fd8a5852bc8a95fce6818fcf26f79b00🔍
>>95997524
Lots of powers and cute waifus.
Then you can burn the setting for fun without any second thoughts.
Replies: >>95997536
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:41:45 AM No.95997536
>>95997533
There are cute waifus in Supernatural??
Replies: >>95997538 >>95997559 >>95997926
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:42:34 AM No.95997538
>>95997536
Death is a cute old man.
Replies: >>95997542
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:42:57 AM No.95997542
>>95997538
Then he's a husbando, anon.
Replies: >>95997561
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:48:20 AM No.95997559
146953fb31ff0639dfb2189c363ff4f8a81319a5_hq
146953fb31ff0639dfb2189c363ff4f8a81319a5_hq
md5: 1183849daa97c29efbda4fa40579ecaf🔍
>>95997536
Chuck's sister wasn't half-bad if you forget about the plot.
Replies: >>95997978
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:48:26 AM No.95997561
>>95997542
A husbando is just a waifu you haven't turned into a girl yet.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:24:08 AM No.95997653
Changeling the lost question. Tvtropes says that 2e added a mechanic where if you drop your Mask (for 1 glamour?) you can basically autopass a number of rolls in exchange for the huntsmen knowing exactly where you are. Anybody know which book this is in/page this is on? Cause I'm staring at the 2e book and for the life of me I can't find it.
Chara-Anon !!j3HK89NTSpN
7/2/2025, 12:03:58 PM No.95997742
Dreemurr Family
Dreemurr Family
md5: ce0d5e2455b06a3d52f6d0fd2238b28b🔍
>>95994769
No. He flew too close to the sun.
He tries, though.
Replies: >>95998561
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:04:56 PM No.95997745
Messier Lorraine
Messier Lorraine
md5: cb0aa39dc912d5147e5fe0deb8db92d9🔍
I have a minimum of eight posts of writefagging to post. Should I go ham and just post it all, or use like a pastebin or something?
Replies: >>95997751
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:07:22 PM No.95997751
>>95997745
Do as you will.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:28:53 PM No.95997818
>>95997235
i mean, the only people who memetically hate the french are brits and germans, maybe americans a little bit, and i don't have a more positive view of any of them than i do of the french, so you're asking a nonsense question
Replies: >>95997901
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:53:10 PM No.95997901
>>95997818
The US is the only reason whatever third-world shithole you live in hasn't been wiped off the Earth.
Replies: >>95998039
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:58:23 PM No.95997921
jc5
jc5
md5: a5ce77f899b85356e962eef31d233877🔍
>>95997524
>Overlord
I like owning a crew of fanatically loyal powerful supernatural entities, and it's really easy to do a little good if you just let Momonga know early on that you're a gamer too.
>RWBY
Eh, while it's rather disappointing I just wanna hop on my Dust-powered motorbike and speed off into the sunset, still trying to enjoy a Final Fantasy-esque setting vacation until the Grimm crisis eventually moves me and my larger tiddied, fatter bootied expy of Yang to do something about it.
>Supernatural
...
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:59:24 PM No.95997926
ENOUGH
ENOUGH
md5: 474868f0c17a345573b8fb133fcd878b🔍
>>95997536
>S U P E R N A T U R A L

PAIN WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
'CAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL

YOU'RE SICK OF FEELING NUMB
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
I'LL TAKE YOU BY THE HAND
AND I'LL SHOW YOU A WORLD THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
THIS LIFE IS FILLED WITH HURT
WHEN HAPPINESS DOESN'T WORK
TRUST ME AND TAKE MY HAND
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND

PAIN WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
'CAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL

PAIN WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
'CAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL

ANGER AND AGONY ARE BETTER THAN MISERY
TRUST ME, I'VE GOT A PLAN
WHEN THE LIGHTS GO UP, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND

PAIN WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
'CAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL

PAIN, WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
'CAUSE I'D LIKE TO FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING
RATHER FEEL PAIN

I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE WOUNDED
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
THAT I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW
THAT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER

PAIN WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN, CAN'T GET ENOUGH
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
'CAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL

PAIN WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
'CAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL

PAIN WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
'CAUSE I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL
RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL
RATHER FEEL PAIN
Replies: >>95997944
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:02:02 PM No.95997931
Dear Battler and Gohanposter
Jumpchain does not have a Generic Songfic Jump.
Yours kindly, Anon.
Replies: >>95997978
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:05:37 PM No.95997944
>>95997926
Ok, but is Amara 'not half-bad'?
Replies: >>95997978
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:15:41 PM No.95997969
>>95997524
>Overlord
So you can kill Ainz and his undead army. He's a comically evil villain shitting on a setting too weak to fight back, which is why your Jumper's intervention is needed.
>Supernatural
The setting is pretty fun imo. It's a good low level setting for when you first start your chain
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:18:54 PM No.95997978
IMG_0261
IMG_0261
md5: dd497bb1e082ac71c4633c59c42fd375🔍
>>95997944
>>95997559
Amara is an odd one. From some angles she looks like an unironic hag. From others, she looks totally fuckable. She is the Schrodinger’s MILF of Supernatural, inexplicably varying in quality from scene to scene with no apparent airbrushing or camera tricks, just different sides of a human being my mind cannot parse the attractiveness of. So from a certain point of view, yeah not half bad at all. She’s great half the time.

>>95997931
There is, however, a Generic Music jump and one based on Tenacious D. Relax, I won’t make a habit of it
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:33:04 PM No.95998025
Stellaris question/thought. How much of a headstart do you have on the competition if you bring in territory the size of the Realm of Ultramar?
Replies: >>95998029 >>95998035
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:34:03 PM No.95998029
>>95998025
do FEs count
How many worlds in that territory have you colonised?
And lastly, do the MSI count?
Replies: >>95998049
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:35:05 PM No.95998035
>>95998025
Highly depends on the galaxy size and how you fanwank the in-game galaxy sizes. Maybe the in-game galaxy sizes are just an abstraction for actual galactic scale stuff, maybe they're actually that few stars connected through hyperlanes which I've heard someone propose, or something else. Ultramar may be an overwhelming advantage or not particularly notable depending on how you fanwank things.
Replies: >>95998049 >>95998063
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:24 PM No.95998039
>>95997901
lmao, that's the same copium the russians huff, it's one of your closest similarities with them
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:39:11 PM No.95998049
>>95998035
Lets assume its the Milky Way galaxy for ease of transition.
>>95998029
>How many worlds in that territory have you colonised?
500.
>FE, MSI count?
What are those? Sorry my brain is coming up blank.
Replies: >>95998060 >>95998063 >>95998882
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:41:19 PM No.95998060
>>95998049
Since basically every single empire, besides a handful of advanced starts start out with a single world, probably a pretty big one.
Fallen Empire, Minamar Specialized Industries MSI's definitely not big enough to contend, but Fallen Empire's by virtue of being what they are, may pose trouble.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:41:37 PM No.95998063
>>95998035
>>95998049
Oh right we should probably assume the Hyperlanes in game are the "major" hyperlanes and there are various "minor" hyperlanes on each "node system".
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:59:22 PM No.95998127
1751453926173142
1751453926173142
md5: fc88899cad207c9f3f4229a8466e9109🔍
>Fate Indra is just another pretty boy
Kinda disappointing when they had a cool design in the mangas.
I wonder if we will ever see Shiva.
Replies: >>95998161
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:02:52 PM No.95998138
0014-043
0014-043
md5: f329fa7c68e5837c3cf24ff58d36e4b1🔍
>>95997524
>Overlord
Being the master of a place full of super-human entities who are also quite hot is pretty much a top power-fantasy.
>RWBY
Magic academia with trashy waifus. Like, while it's not a harem anime, the setting is just the kind that you would expect for one. Not surprising that most fanfics are either gay or harem take on it.
>Supernatural
You either hate the setting and want to burn it or you read/wrote a lot of gay fanfics back in the day.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:10:45 PM No.95998161
>>95998127
Kind of torn on him, desu. On the one hand, he looks inhuman enough to be a god. On the other hand, like you said he is a pretty boy. And on the third hand, I really don't like that "summon smol versions of myself" is becoming the standard for deities.
Replies: >>95998184
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:19:09 PM No.95998184
>>95998161
>I really don't like that "summon smol versions of myself" is becoming the standard for deities.
Which other god does this in Fate? I have seen it in several other series, but not really in Fate. I it's a cool power though. I kinda wish that I have it.
Replies: >>95998199
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:24:45 PM No.95998199
>>95998184
Taisui, Apollo via the tiny sheep thing riding Paris' head, Lilith (yes she counts)
Replies: >>95998224
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:31:15 PM No.95998224
>>95998199
NTA but that's like three dudes, with years in between their releases tho?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:36:46 PM No.95998247
Rolled 8 (1d8)

come on dice! Big money! Big money.

1. Dragon Quest III
2. Harvest moon
3. Oblivion
4. OwoD the dark medieval
5. Zelda Minish cap
6. Deep Rock Galactic
7. Mario 64
8. Romance of the three Kingdoms.
Replies: >>95998252 >>95998260
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:37:50 PM No.95998252
>>95998247
Got any specific depiction in mind?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:39:22 PM No.95998260
>>95998247
Im going to be honest not really. The most media I've interacted with for romance of the three kingdoms is with the total war game. Really liked playing as the yellow turbans in that one.
Maybe I'll have Jumper mirror that successfully.
Replies: >>95998417
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:15:28 PM No.95998417
>>95998260
Fair enough. Have fun with your peasant revolt.
Replies: >>95998427
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:17:51 PM No.95998427
>>95998417
Thanks.
It'll work this time!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:25:19 PM No.95998458
>>95994769
Zag is best boy. Just look at that smile.
Shard Anon !XGSx4qgrZQ
7/2/2025, 3:35:01 PM No.95998501
MCUphisto
MCUphisto
md5: 44f801d2479b390f0f210fc0a02de3c4🔍
>Zeke ends up in jail because of Riri's bullshit, and gets augmented with bionics by Robbins' crew-which secretly give Robbins control over him
>Zeke tears apart Riri's suit in revenge while NATALIE is throwing a fit and refusing to let her control it, but decides not to kill her and just tells her to leave town
>Riri's mom knows a FORMER Kamar-Taj trainee and her daughter Zelma, both of whom can perform magic. They help identify the hood as a no-bullshit magical artifact and end up helping Riri and NATALIE make her a new, partially magitech suit. This deletes NATALIE. Because magic
>Riri ends up fighting Zeke and demolishing the racially and gender diverse heist team with her magitech suit. It turns out the key to resetting him from Robbins' control is to KICK HIM IN THE DICK
>Robbins' motivation turns out to be that he's some rich CEO's unwanted bastard and he wants daddy to sign over his company to him at gunpoint. This is now how contract law works by the way
>The hood turns out to come from Mephisto. Despite literally empowering her miniseries' antagonist, who is left writhing in agony after Riri rips off his hood, Riri IMMEDIATELY DECIDES TO MAKE A DEAL WITH MEPHISTO to resurrect NATALIE. She sells her soul to the fucking devil for an AI in exchange for leaving her loved ones alone, and the result is a living Natalie with Mephisto's writhing corruption
>Oh yeah and Riri canonically likes Big White Castle

...

>checks Red's MCU jumps
>there is no option for an Iron Man suit to be powered partially by magic or the opportunity to make a comically ass-backwards, open to abuse deal with the MCU Devil for something you don't even properly understand

I regret to inform you that in order to fully discharge my jumpmaker obligations, I must make one final update to the jump soon.
Replies: >>95998565 >>95998879 >>96003222
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:45:19 PM No.95998561
>>95997742
Are you planning on calling the option to get a gender-swapped Giegue "Ultimate Wife Form"?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:45:27 PM No.95998565
>>95998501
>I must make one final update to the jump soon
Don't do it man
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:59:05 PM No.95998629
Rolled 2, 16 = 18 (2d20)

just rolling for starting conditions.
When's the last time you rolled for something in your chain?
Replies: >>95998636
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:00:17 PM No.95998636
>>95998629
My current chains all about rolling! For where he ends up at least. Might roll on for him being able to convince major companions once thats relevant.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:34:18 PM No.95998831
8en175
8en175
md5: 8c848aadd64f219fa7b93a37c5d27190🔍
>>95994890
>139 - Space Jam
>Drawbacks
>Location & Time
Looney Tune Land
>Background choices
34 years old
Cartoon Character (700)
Monstars
>Purchases
My Bad (Free)
There, that’s him, the killer! (Free)
Bully Boss (600)
Contract Enforcement (400)
I’ve Got His Talent! (100)
Basketball Talent (Free)
COME ON AND SLAM (0)
Classic Tunes (Free, discounted)
>Ending Option
Ladies and Gentlemen, Jumper!
Replies: >>95998916 >>96008696
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:41:49 PM No.95998879
>>95998501
So they really decided to finally show Mephisto and it's in a random disney+ girlboss series totally unrelated that no one cares.
Replies: >>95998968
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:42:04 PM No.95998882
>>95998049
Ultramar is a shithole. Even a single planet in Stellaris should be able to match all of the worlds in it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 4:47:12 PM No.95998916
>>95998831
Is pic related your Jumper's form for the jump?
Replies: >>96001003
Shard Anon !XGSx4qgrZQ
7/2/2025, 4:54:15 PM No.95998968
https://drive.google.com/file/d/19BM7oogbXIuwwNZPq1kHRdJNjffuviNh/view?usp=sharing

Changelog:

>Added Emasculation Emancipation
>Added BWC
>Added Tools of a Vision
>Added Unseen, Unheard
>Added F.R.I.E.N.D.

>>95998879
Yep.
Replies: >>95999073
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:05:32 PM No.95999021
>>95994902
>>95994483
Roll tide
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:06:07 PM No.95999026
>>95996773
It always amuses me that everyone in setting is always simping for the mom. Her simps are so hard for her they were willing to call off their apocalypse attack just to die with her.
>>95997115
Jumper has made a few spelling istakes while enchanting and ended up with very different items.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:15:23 PM No.95999073
>>95998968
Well, the only thing I think I might take from these changes is Unseen, Unheard. I like being a wishgranter.
HDManon !!ecVCqJVvKS3
7/2/2025, 5:17:51 PM No.95999095
>>95997439
I never spent too much time thinking about sparking and the omniverse after the jumps.
I basically just copied what i saw in other jumps: Lifting the (arbitrary) restrictions placed upon the jump to maintain interjump balance, once the chain ends.
So by that logic, yes, one could treat the post-spark omniverse as an extension of the Amber shadow multiverse.
I don't know how other jumps with similar metaphysics (all of reality is merely a reflection of a prime setting/or all of reality and fiction and existence is contained within that setting) handle post chain
Replies: >>96003222
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:20:06 PM No.95999107
Hmm Im debating whether or not itd be okay to do the scenario in romance of the three kingdoms where you need to conquer china and place your own family on the royal throne and changing it up where its basically a different family your giving patronage and who follows your ideals instead. Jumpers not really a direct ruler nor does he have a family to really be a royal family aside from himself.
What do you guys think?
Replies: >>95999119
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:21:13 PM No.95999119
>>95999107
Pop out a kid and put him on the throne
Replies: >>95999150
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:26:18 PM No.95999150
>>95999119
I considered that but I don't think thats really in character for him. He's never had kids before and to change that now and just basically use them in that way feels a little callous.
Replies: >>95999171
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:30:13 PM No.95999171
>>95999150
Fair. Adopt a kid then
Replies: >>95999180
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:31:36 PM No.95999180
>>95999171
Oh... would that count? Because that'd work.
Replies: >>95999198 >>95999701
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:35:12 PM No.95999198
>>95999180
I don't see why it wouldn't? Adoptive kids are your kids
Replies: >>95999240
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:39:11 PM No.95999240
>>95999198
Hmm fair enough then. That solves that issue.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:51:45 PM No.95999701
>>95999180
NTA but adoption, sworn brothers etc. is very real.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:12:10 PM No.95999888
>>95995773
No, as in he became the strongest of a large group of Heroes, which included Evileye and a True Dragon Lord.
Evil Eye is the one who tells us about it and how he originally was the weakest member of their group but quickly rose to be the strongest one.
>>95996118
Code Geass
>>95997524
literally all of them have decent options and a lot of interesting world building potential even if the canon stories kinda wasted it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:23:02 PM No.95999952
Ellen Oaks, Peace Through Superior Firepower
Ellen Oaks, Peace Through Superior Firepower
md5: 003914507ebf85948caf9e26433b8365🔍
Exalted Vs the World of Darkness
>Vs Cluivnarihe, part 1

Ellen was having a terrible day. She'd gone over to a friend's house for a sleepover - which was a code word they mostly used as an excuse to do their duties as Princesses and defend the town from shadows - and the fight had run long. Or rather, more and more shadows just kept showing up. Danielle had done an augury in the two minutes they had between the fourth and fifth shadows, and Katie had just outright called another group of girls to discover they were also getting hit hard. There was something in the north of the city that the shadows were fleeing from by all accounts.

Actually, it wasn't just the shadows. She'd seen a number of other people pass them by, going dangerously close to the fight in an attempt to make their way through. Some of them had been normal, but then there had also been this one butt ugly guy who was eating a rat as he went, just kind glazed-eye rambling past them in an effort to avoid whatever was stirring up shit in the northern half of the city. She didn't know who he was, but the fact he'd hoped down a sewer drain made her wish him well. She hoped things got better for him and he didn't have to live in the sewers anymore. Assuming he lived there, at least.

But all of that was secondary, because a great rumbling noise and a cacophany of crashing sounds were heading their way. Rachel put up a ward to try and control the battlefield, while Mary put some buffs on Clarisse, who was rumaging through her back of brass knuckles that she'd stolen from gangsters to find a pair that weren't broken. She held up a pair triumphantly, moved to show them off, and then nearly dropped them as a giant snake burst onto the street. Its head was easily the size of a car, and they couldn't tell how long the thing was. All of it was jet black, bar its silvery eyes and faint designs written in silver scales that dotted its length.
Replies: >>95999975
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:25:29 PM No.95999963
>>95995792
I'm guessing the disappearance of the Ordinary Can Of Tomato Juice from the item section was on purpose too?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:27:53 PM No.95999975
Until her love came back
Until her love came back
md5: e7b1bc001b63d6a20d01fa294aeafe3f🔍
>>95999952
It turned towards them and its blood red tongue flicked out, tasting the air. "Whereee areee youuu myyy kinggg?" it called out, each word elongated into a hiss.

Ellen stared at the giant snake blankly for a moment, and then looked at the other girls in her team. They were all just as confused as she was, glancing around for a plan or even a vague understanding of what was going on. A wave of shrugs swept through, indicating a complete lack of one, and Ellen sighed softly before squaring her shoulders, putting a smile on her face, and stepping forwards.

"Excuse me, hello! Are you looking for someone? You seem to be causing quite a bit of damage, would you mind if I tried to help you find them a bit faster so you could stop causing that damage?" Bright, cheerful, friendly, the very essence of a Princess! When shooting something in the face isn't an option, try making friends!

The snake's eyes blink slowly, first the left, then the right as it considered them. Its body pulls forward, coiling slightly as though settling down in a seat.

"Theee kinggg." it hissed out.

Ellen licked her lips. Give her something to work with, would you? "I'm sorry, I actually know eight people who call themselves the king of this or the king of that - what kind of king are you looking for?"

"Unnncloakeddd Steelll."

"Hmm... I don't know a king of uncloaked steel. I know a king of swords? Does your king use any kind of fire powers, or is perhaps fond of exploring?"

"Nooo."

"Is there anything else about him you can tell me?"

"Heee hasss beennn rebornnn. I cannnn smelll himm innn thisss cityyy."

Ellen twitched. Please don't be a princess, please don't be a princess. "I'm sorry, I'm terrible with reincarnation shenanigans. The Queen of Hearts claims to remember me from my past life a few centuries back, but I don't remember a thing about it."
Replies: >>95999982
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:29:54 PM No.95999982
Howard Oaks, Prince of Uncloaked Steel
Howard Oaks, Prince of Uncloaked Steel
md5: 3f4de928b10bda0c94010828ea01f8f4🔍
>>95999975
The snakes tongue flicks out again, all but licking her as it tastes the air again. Then it freezes. "Youuu haveee toucheddd himmm."

Her party, already nervous, freezes. That has the potential to be very very very bad. "How recently?"

"A dayyy. Perhapsss twooo."

"The only man I've touched in the past day or so is my father. I can... try to introduce you, I suppose?"

"Thattttt willlll notttttt beeee neededdddddd." the snake hisses out at her, and then its tail is cutting through the air, and slamming into her. In the half a second before it hits her, she summons one of her guns and tries to use it to block, but she's swept up and off her feet in an instant. "I willl simplyyy killl youuu andddd thennn himmm."

Fuck. She'd already been having a terrible day. And then her body slams into the wall of the shopping mall they generally used as a gathering point and had been trying to regroup at as part of their disengaging. Thanks to a clever series of everyone's parents thinking they were at someone else's house, they usually had free reign to run around as a group before being picked up at the mall, but -

Everything hurt, and Ellen stopped thinking for a moment.
-----

Howard Oaks glides through today like a boat on a calm sea with a fair wind. His girlfriend pulls him along between the vendors and into another clothing store. He's already spent quite a bit on her, but he can't find himself to be mad at her. Not when their first stop in the store is the dressing room. A sales associate tries to greet them, but she just waves her hand in front of their face and then blink a few times before wandering off. He would wonder about that, but that would mean not staring at her ass, so the thought slips through his mind.

The instant he closes the door, she presses her lips into his, her nude body curling against him as she smiles teasingly.
Replies: >>95999991
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:31:01 PM No.95999991
>>95999982
"God damn you're tasty, you know? I was going to have you follow me home, but I'm not sure you'll last that long. What was your name, anyways?"

"Howard", he responds. The thought that his girlfriend should already know that slips through his head, and the rest of her words do too as her hand clamps down somewhere pleasant.

Before she can do much of anything else, unfortunately, a dull rumble echoes through the building. He blinks, once, twice, and then - "Earthquake? Very large car crash?"

"No, shut up." his girlfriend responds. Her clothes are already halfway on and she seems kind of pissed. Hopefully not at him. "Feels... big. Like something I want to be nowhere near. Congrats, you get to try and break my bed."

Sounds like fun. His girlfriend is such a lovely girl sometimes. She grabs his hand and starts dragging again, pulling them out of the store and towards the parking lot. He can't recall if she has a car, but he came here on his bike so he could always carry her away to safety.

They step out into the parking lot, and his girlfriend sucks in a breath as she about faces and turns the other direction. A giant snake is winding its way through the parking lot, tail rising and falling and smashing the cars seemingly at random. And then a girl in a poofy princess dress and wearing a pair of brass knuckles appears as if from nowhere to slam her fist into the snake's head. It shifts, screeching in pain, before its body coils and shifts, effectively hip checking her with enough force to slam her into a nearby car.

‘That girl looks familiar’ is the last thought to run through his head before his girlfriend's hand around his wrist pulls him away from the fight and back into the mall.
Replies: >>96000004 >>96000900
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:32:19 PM No.96000004
Angelica Oaks, the Imperfect Reflection
Angelica Oaks, the Imperfect Reflection
md5: 720aaca993bf95d0d5a4bc613dfe6473🔍
>>95999991

-----

Angelica ran. She’d felt slightly off all day, the vague and unnerving sense that something bad was about to happen building up over the course of the week.. Flashes of something in the corner of her vision, leaving her twitchy. Maria had noticed, spent ten minutes searching around online, and then offered her a massage, utterly confident that it would help because she’d read it online. Nevermind the fact that she had no skill at doing so.

…It had actually been fairly nice, but that was more about spending time with her sister than anything else. Maria was hilariously busy, and the only reason she wasn’t even more busy is because the principal had put his foot down when she’d ran for, and then gotten the votes needed to get every position on the student council. Specifically he’d flatly told her no, to pick a specific one, and then given the rest to the runner ups.

But that wasn’t relevant. Because it hadn’t actually helped her calm down at all. The thing was still there, still watching her. She’d heard snippets of birdsong, but they’d been… artificial. Repetitive. The exact same song every time. And then the monster had stepped out of the shadows, the song echoing from its mouth shaping itself into feathered musical notes that had flown through the air and embedded themselves into the wall. They’d almost hit her, but she’d run. She was still running.

Angelica would stop running when the song stopped, but it hadn’t so she kept moving, blind terror driving her forwards. She knew, deep in her gut, that if that thing caught her, it would kill her. She didn’t know what it was, some cross between a bird and a person. It might have wings, or just be wearing a feathered cloak. It might be wearing a bird mask, or maybe that was its face. She didn’t know and she didn’t care. She kept running.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:33:44 PM No.96000017
Angelica Oaks, Voice of an Angel
Angelica Oaks, Voice of an Angel
md5: 2cc91bb277c1b62d2830f930f83162fb🔍
>>96000004

Unfortunately, she ran into yet more danger. Her path crossed into a main road, revealing a trail of destruction carving its way through the city center. Cars pushed aside and partially crushed, a portion of the road fractured and splintered as though something immense had been dragged along. She paused for just a second to catch her breath, and then realized something.

The trail was leading directly towards the nearby shopping mall. The one her little sister always managed to drag her friends too after a sleepover, be it for shopping, a movie, or just to hang out and chat in the food court. Kid things. The mall her sister was supposed to be at right now, the one Howard was supposed to be picking her up from. Fuck.

Angelica turned and ran. She really didn’t want whatever was chasing her to hurt her siblings, but she also needed to know they were safe. And maybe, if she was lucky, it would go back to lurking if she found a big enough crowd.

-----

Angelica chased. The fetch was slippery, and could sense her. Most of her daggers were missing by inches, the thing jerking out of the way at the last possible second. It was actually infuriating. Angelica only had so much time to deal with it, to get her life back, before the rest of her family noticed. Dad was out of town on one of his business trips. Howard was doing something at the mall. Ellen was having a sleepover, being childish. Maria was at school, being ridiculous. Mother was at home.

Her window of opportunity was small, and she didn’t want to miss it. That’s why she’d ambushed the fetch and immediately jumped to lethality, but - well, it wasn’t working very well. Angelica wasn’t actually a very good runner. Her clawed feet were better for jumping than running, and better at gripping than actually providing stability. The fetch might actually be faster than her, but Angelica could at least jump good, gliding short distances after it.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:34:51 PM No.96000026
>>96000004
Although the fetches erratic changes in direction made that irritating as well, like just now. It had hit the main road and made a sharp turn. The absolutely wrecked main road. It made Angelica nervous, but she heard no horns and no dogs, so she kept chasing. Only a little longer and she’d be able to put this wretched echo of herself into the ground. In fact, it wasn’t turning any more, just running ahead at full speed.

Ah, the mall. The mall Howard was at. It wanted crowds, a large number of people. It thought it would be safe. How wrong it was. Angelica leaped forwards, using a fallen telephone pole to leap off, and slammed into the things back. It hit the ground and screeched, even as she wrapped one of her feet around its neck and pressed the claws of her other into its back.

“ELLEN!”

…Why was it screaming? Did it somehow expect her useless little sister to save it? No, shouldn’t it have called for Howard instead? That didn’t make sense -

Angelica looked up, and blanched. A truly massive snake, jet black, was moving about the parking lot, fighting a team of young girls in frilly dresses. That was. Um. What? No, wait, where was her sister? She shouldn’t be near this kind of thing. Angelica shifted, getting ready to pop the fetches head off her shoulders when she finally caught sight of her sister.

She was leaning against a car, one of her arms utterly mangled, bone peaking out. Bad. That was bad. She held something up, some glowing golden thing, and then her sister was gone and another girl was there in her place. Massive blonde hair, and a number of glowing golden revolvers floating in the air around her, which she grabbed and started shooting at the snake with.

Ah. Her sister had somehow found power. That was… good? Bad?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:36:23 PM No.96000041
>>96000026
The snake twisted and writhed under the assault of the girls, and then seemed to pause, focusing entirely on Ellen. It’s tail snapped out, slamming into where she had been seconds before, screaming out in rage as it went.

“WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HIM YOU WRETCH. I CAN SMELL HIM ON YOU.”

Oh, the giant snake had a personal grudge against her sister. That was nice. Angelica shivered and hissed. Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. Why did her sister always have to be such a pain. Always demanding more and more attention, taking up more and more of her time. She had the fetch under her claws. SHE HAD IT. And she would have to give it up to save her, because mother always knew when she did something wrong with her siblings. Even after years, she still believed that. Still wanted to believe it.

A shudder ran through her body, her bones shifting and snapping. Her cloak of feathers flows downwards and backwards, before cutting short and turning to scales as a second set of powerful legs erupt from her back, claws slamming into the pavement. The mask she’s wearing, a mixture of a masquerade ball mask and a plague doctor's mask falls from her face as her Mask shatters. She looks down, and sees the fetch staring back up at her, shock and horror in its eyes. She clicks her tongue, stepping forward and over the damn thing.

“You should be able to copy my contacts. Make yourself useful and do so.”

It’s the only piece of advice she plans to give the thing. Especially now that she’s running on a timer. She has minutes at best, so she’d better wrap this up quickly. She sucks in a deep breath, and SCREAMS. The sound that erupts from her throat isn't a song, isn’t the verbal daggers she normally uses. It’s just pure noise, the kind of thing that shatters eardrums and leaves you deaf for some time after. The kind of thing that hits like a truck.
Replies: >>96000050
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:37:43 PM No.96000050
>>96000041
Which is exactly why the snake flinches away from the other girls, recoiling as though physically struck, before being lifted partially into the air from the force of the nonexistent blow.

-----

“ELLEN!”

Howard blinks. Once, twice. An idea is worming its way through his brain, and it’s not one he likes. His girlfriend is whispering sweet nothings, but he’s distracted. He knows his sister's voice. He knows that one of them is screaming the other's name.. He just can’t think of a reason for them to be doing that. He turns in the direction of where he thinks the scream is coming from, the far side of the mall. They’re almost to the other end, after turning around on account of the giant snake.

Oh. Right. The giant snake. Weird thing to forget about. Oddly unimportant compared to spending time with his girlfriend. But the idea is percolating in his brain now and it won’t go away. Giant snake in the parking lot. Oddly familiar girl getting thrown into a car. Elder sister screaming younger sister's name.

One of of his sisters are way the fuck too close to that thing. Possibly two.

The instant the thought actually registers, his arm is ripped out of his girlfriend's grip and Howard bolts. Yeah, no, fuck that shit. Pushing his way past another retreating couple, he jumps up over a bench and starts using the middle area to bypass the crowd. He can hear his girlfriend behind him, but his sisters are in front and that’s more important.
Replies: >>96000067
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:39:47 PM No.96000067
Horse Masked Solar
Horse Masked Solar
md5: 0dab0b2809e6eabc99980569e8e2f33e🔍
>>96000050
Reaching the parking lot again, he takes everything in. A bunch of what look like magical girls are fighting the snake. Some kind of half bird-half lizard monster slams into its side, scratching at it, but is thrown back. They aren’t hurting it. Scales are too thick, maybe? Or just magic? He didn’t particularly believe in magic, but hey, giant snake. At the very least he could jive with the things defense stat being too high to seriously hurt. But when that’s the case, just hit them somewhere softer.

His next steps take him into the parking lot, and he grabs at a ruined sign as he moves past. It damn near rips his arms out of his socket, the fucking thing has way too much concrete stuck onto the bottom, but he shifts into swinging it in a circle and manages to pick up speed again.

So, like a fool, he runs up to the snake and slams the pointy end of the sign directly into its eye. The snake rears back, actually injured for once, and then seems to shrink in on itself, growing smaller even as it’s thrashing forces him to backpedal the fuck away from it before he gets hit by it and sent flying himself.

It’s eye is bleeding and ruined, and it shifts to lock him in the gaze of its other one. Behind him, one of the girls calls out “Are you stupid???”, which he politely ignores. He grins at the snake, trying to put on a face full of bravado.

“Sup, bitch?”

“HUSBAND.” the snake replies.

…What?


And then Howard was a Solar. ...which is to be continued in part 2, because this is huge and I haven't even done the succubus's pov yet, or had Maria dropkick her way into the fight, or gotten task force valkyrie involved. Ten fucking posts, damn.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:41:03 PM No.96000075
1681138657761485
1681138657761485
md5: f4648512dae262f0aaa1019c78f26bc6🔍
Do we have a list of "once per jump" perks other than 1-ups?

If not, which ones do you remember?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:00:23 PM No.96000233
>>96000075
Theres the various mind control a waifu once a jump from hypno app, rezero, and a couple of ricrods jumps. Not a perk but there is the kill a god once a jump item from code geass.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:03:26 PM No.96000257
>>96000075
does strange love count?
Replies: >>96000460
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:34:41 PM No.96000460
>>96000257
I'd say it does.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:02:54 PM No.96000650
On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being you're fucked. How bad an idea is it to start in Innistrad? It sounds a the usual gothic horror things go bad real quick.. However if you are a planeswalker I don't know that it's that bad.
Replies: >>96000683
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:06:29 PM No.96000683
>>96000650
As long as you don't take the drawback that makes the Eldrazi Invasion happen, you should for the most part be fine?

You're not going to be a Planeswalker, unfortunately. The only MtG Jump that offers that is Iconics
Replies: >>96000700
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:08:04 PM No.96000700
>>96000683
Actually I am doing Iconics I am just choosing Innistrad. I don't really know the other planes, so this one would be easier for me. SO yes I can planesjump out of there if need be.
Replies: >>96000705 >>96000706 >>96000809
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:08:28 PM No.96000705
>>96000700
Nta but your fine then.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:08:57 PM No.96000706
>>96000700
Ahh. In that case you'll be there for the Eldrazi Invasion, but you can always just fuck off to another plane if things get too difficult
Replies: >>96000721
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:10:29 PM No.96000721
>>96000706
There is an Eldrazi invasion in Innistrad? I knew things went to hell but I didn't know they got that bad.
Replies: >>96000743 >>96000981 >>96001047
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:13:32 PM No.96000743
>>96000721
A planeswalker summons an Eldrazi Invasion to punish Sorin for not helping them with the invasion of Zendikar years earlier.

Sorin didn't get the message asking for help and sealed the planeswalker in the Helvault when she attacked him for not understanding why she was upset afterwards
Replies: >>96001783
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:22:39 PM No.96000809
>>96000700
Actually, that reminds me. What planes are there to choose that don't have jumps?
I was thinking of just going with Tolaria in Dominaria but it doesn't start early enough for the good shit where Teferi is the flunkout Einstein meme.
Replies: >>96000839 >>96000934
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:26:43 PM No.96000839
>>96000809
Bloomburrow
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:34:19 PM No.96000900
>>95999991
>a girl in a poofy princess dress and wearing a pair of brass knuckles
This gets the Pretty Cure seal of approval.
Replies: >>96001055
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:39:29 PM No.96000934
>>96000809
Plenty.
>Ikoria
>Capenna
>Kaladesh
>Fiora (Conspiracy draft sets)
>Thunder Junction
>Alara (and/or any constituent shards)
>Mirrodin (pre-Phyrexia)
>New Phyrexia (post-conquering, pre-War)
>Tarkir (either timeline)
>Ravnica (any era)
>Theros
>Strixhaven
>Amonkhet
>Shadowmoor
Definitely missing some because there's a bunch that basically just came up in Planechase or as one-offs during the recent invasion attempt, but there are others. And technically, those last 6 have jumps.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:44:41 PM No.96000981
>>96000721
Iirc it went something like this:


1) That one lithomancer planeswalker arrives furious at Innistrad because neither of her allies, Ugin and Sorin, answered her calls for help (the seals on the Eldrazi are weakening) and Sorin seems to be fine when she finds him

2) Sorin tells her that Ugin is dead, and that the prison seal he created for Innistrad's demons must have stopped the message from reaching her, because he didn't receive it.

3) The conversation goes wrong because Sorin's bad social skills, lithomancer's preexisting complexes about how much Sorin cares (because Sorin mentored her during her formative years as a new planeswalker, but how much do those few years matter to a 7000+ year old former Oldwalker?), and because she wants to drag Sorin to Zendikar NOW (she's in Innistrad because her patience already ran out, after all) and Sorin wants to wait because he's busy in Innistrad right now.

4) A fight begins, but Sorin was weakened by the creation of the prison seal and/or Avacyn and is on the backfoot

5) Avacyn notices the fight and tries to intervene, but Sorin realizes that she doesn't stand a chance against the planeswalker, who doesn't see her as anything other than a normal summon or monster instead of Sorin's magnum opus/daughter/the one thing keeping Innistrad from imploding/irreplaceable creation/whatever

6) As a last resort, Sorin shoves the lithomancer into the prison seal to stop her. The prison seal for demons. The prison seal FULL of demons. The prison seal with NO EXIT or way to free someone, because it was meant for permanently get rid of demons. So she spends I don't know how many years locked up with the demons inside the seal.

7) Sorin eventually goes to check Zendikar's seals, but his guide breaks them because she senses them hurting the land (because of the Eldrazi inside) and because she discovers that Sorin is a vampire and all the Zendikar ones are evil. And we already said that Sorin is bad at communicating.

1/2
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:44:54 PM No.96000982
>>96000075
The protag replacement perks from Harem Slave, Hamefura and Fake Saint.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:47:18 PM No.96001003
>>95998916
Yes, Jumper is going to be an angel goblin after he went for not!Metatron in Unsong. I'm pretty disappointed that it wasn't his face and he just happened to be able to eat through the mask.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:47:20 PM No.96001004
1751034374639179m
1751034374639179m
md5: 47db999f9bf9aaf6cc2f4757fea2c54b🔍
Best jumps to get raped in? (Female jumper) (Powers would be nice)
Replies: >>96001020 >>96001162 >>96001171 >>96002514
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:48:41 PM No.96001020
>>96001004
I'm not an expert, but isn't victim girl just for this?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:51:58 PM No.96001047
>>96000721
>>96000981
8) Sorin gives up containing the Eldrazi as a bad job now that they are fully out and he doesn't have the backup he had the first time, and goes back to Innistrad.

9) The Eldrazi rampage through Zendikar, and the younger planeswalkers fight them.

10) The prison seal in Innistrad is shattered (I think it was Liliana Vess, to free/kill one of the demons inside?)

11) Our planeswalking lithomancer returns to Zendikar, traumatized by her experienced as a prison roommate of demons, and discovers the Eldrazi broke out and ravaged her home. She doesn't know that Sorin tried to fix their seals.

12) She goes on a rampage of revenge and decides that if Sorin is resposible for Zendikar's fate (after all, being sealed also meant that she couldn't help it herself), an eye for an eye is fine and she summons Emrakul to Innistrad


I'm probably misremembering SOME stuff, but this is what I recall more or less.

2/2
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:52:32 PM No.96001055
Sulfur
Sulfur
md5: f03bb7684ea0b6c74d9a24ae4f83dcf2🔍
>>96000900
Princesses are very cute and frilly, and can also curbstomb a team of hunters in about a minute flat if properly motivated.

So, you know, the power of love, justice, friendship, and an anti tank rifle. There’s a reason Ellen’s weapon is guns.
Replies: >>96001063 >>96001098 >>96001102
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:54:17 PM No.96001063
>>96001055
Princesses are for breeding, nothing else.
Replies: >>96001084
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:55:36 PM No.96001070
>>96001047
>(I think it was Liliana Vess, to free/kill one of the demons inside?)
Yes, I think it was Griselbrand (it's a lot I don't read those things)
Nta
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:56:58 PM No.96001084
>>96001063
Princesses are for holding tenderly and promising that everything is gonna be okay.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:58:34 PM No.96001098
>>96001055
To make it better, Princesses can also gain flight powers, so they can be a flying sniper taking shots at the forces of evil from a mile out and half a mile up.
Replies: >>96001144
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:59:17 PM No.96001102
>>96001055
>Pic
The cunny strikes back
Replies: >>96001144
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:05:55 PM No.96001144
>>96001098
This is Ellen’s ultimate form, yes. Possibly also a rocket launcher depending on how heavily into the mami vibes I want to go.
>>96001102
Sulfur is hilarious. She cusses Baiser out on live television and also gives her the finger.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:08:39 PM No.96001162
>>96001004
Probably one of the many xianxias where taking the virginity of someone with rare physiques allows you to attain it as well. Just look out for some virgin young masters with rare bloodlines or similar.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:10:47 PM No.96001171
>>96001004
QQ's Uranus Series has perks to attract rapists to you and perks to help you hide the fact that you're being regularly raped

The perk actually ensures that people that would be raping people would specifically target you, so having it means saving other people from being raped.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:15:15 PM No.96001201
So I went back and forth on whether or not to do the scenario but I ultimately decided against it. Having imperial china follow you or a version of it replacing regular china in future jumps is just a bit to disruptive and way to much even if Silk wasn't going to rule it directly. Still think Jumpers going to go for uniting china in this jump just without the scenario though.

Probably take the Yellow turbans in their early days and give them his patronage. Spread the movement and prevent them from getting pinned down. Actually spread jumpers beliefs and work them into its ideas so it can hopefully become a legitimate source for good. Is it ethically dubious to co-op a religion? Potentially a little but I think it could work. Just need to keep folks alive until the Han start to fracture from the pressure later on. I think and once that happens start to carve out a new Empire with some Yellow turban candidate that Jumpers brought around to his side.
After the new Dynasty gets formed and Jumpers made sure the imperial family's not immediately going to fall into decadence or corruption. He'll probably find some nice mountain somewhere and work on his cultivation. This Jumps 80 years long so it might be a good opportunity to finish out the A thousand Li cultivation and finally reach the immortal stage. Occasionally checking back in with the new empire over the decades to make sure there on track. And to nip any budding problems that aren't caught on their own. Maybe tutor a few princes or other promising students.


Jump 37:Romance of the three Kingdoms
Origin: Scholar
Perks
>Calligraphy:Free
>Poetry:Free
>Earthly wisdom:-100
>Annals of history:-100
>The way of peace:-200
>Intellectual community: -200
>He who wins last:-300
Items
>Writing implements: Free
>Letter of recommendation:-100
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:10:01 PM No.96001588
What was the greek myth jump called/filed under?
Replies: >>96001754
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:33:40 PM No.96001754
>>96001588
Is it not just Greek myth?
Replies: >>96001777
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:36:10 PM No.96001777
>>96001754
...apparently. What the fuck, I could've sworn it wasn't there when I first checked. Am I blind or did the drive crap out?
Replies: >>96002080
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:36:49 PM No.96001783
>>96000743
>>96000981
>A planeswalker summons an Eldrazi Invasion to punish Sorin for not helping them with the invasion of Zendikar years earlier.
Cannot be stressed enough that years later, she does not learn her fucking on about this being an objective atrocity. Nahiri is basically the closest thing MtG currentl
Replies: >>96001790
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:37:23 PM No.96001790
>>96001783
*MtG currently has to an active villain.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:44:13 PM No.96001852
>>96000981
>>96001047
Erm, when exactly does this go down? I rolled Zendikar for my starting plane in Iconics and took the Planar Guardian drawback.
Replies: >>96001875
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:44:47 PM No.96001858
>>96000075
>GURPs Technomancer
>Unleash the Storm (400, undiscounted):
>Once per jump, you may create a nuclear explosion around yourself without harming you, chanting the sacred words as you do. For 250 miles around the explosion, the world will become a permanent High Mana Zone, where every 1 in 20 people will be born affected by Magic - 1 in 10 of those as a Chimera and the rest as Mages, capable of using magic anywhere that there’s Mana. Even those unaffected can cast spells in these High Mana Zones, and magic items will recharge at twice as fast if they’re the type to do so.
>For another 2,000 miles, the Shadow of the necromancy remains, and 1 in 100 are born Magically affected. Beyond that, throughout this reality, only 1/100th of the number are magically affected.
>Magic will further leak into the world from sources of nuclear power - whether fusion or fission. A star such as the sun can keep the Earth at Normal Mana levels, where only mages can cast, while artificial reactors can increase the mana levels to High or even Very High.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:46:58 PM No.96001875
>>96001852
Zendikar is never not fucked.
Replies: >>96001911
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:51:09 PM No.96001911
>>96001875
Well, if I need to "protect the current nature of its
existence" and the current nature is "fucked" then maybe I don't need to sweat it after all.
Replies: >>96001933
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:54:14 PM No.96001933
>>96001911
As long as you don’t join one of the cults worshipping the eldrazi you’re probably fine.
Replies: >>96001940 >>96003274
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:55:16 PM No.96001940
>>96001933
I was thinking of just casting Planar Seal from Master of Magic and calling it a day.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:17:23 AM No.96002080
>>96001777
Google drive sometimes loads things in the wrong order, so you have to scroll all the way down then back up to make sure everything is loaded.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:10:22 AM No.96002371
IMG_1061
IMG_1061
md5: 4191f63663814c2045ae64252f45ca5f🔍
[Kengan Ashura redux]

Previously on Double Dragon Fighter: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/95933387/#95957334

There were a lot of things that could be said about Luohan. He was a coldblooded murderer. The scourge of corporate Japan. But one thing he was not, was a quitter. Even if he had to resort to the martial arts equivalent of sissy hypno and gooning to accomplish his nebulously evil goals.

“WOW WHAT IS THIS FEELING!” he shrieked, as Shen looked mildly surprised by Luohan actually being able to stand and trade with him. “FEELS LIKE FUCKIN SHIT MY MAN OH DAMN I’M TRIPPING BALLS”

“Huh, that is pretty weird” he mused as with one kick he sent Luohan flying into a building, utterly demolishing the walls and caving in the roof. “You should be dead-no, vapourised by now. These techniques should be way beyond your power. What’s with you? It’s almost like…oh”

Shen stared off into space as suddenly, without warning, his alter personality took over. “Oh. It’s you” he said blankly.

The Tiger stared blankly into space. “Ah. Aaaaah. Argh” he said. “You gotta go limp in the lips and disperse the sonic energy from your lungs to speak” I clarified. “Awwyeah? Uh-huh. Hey, thanks for that” he said with a somehow even more stoic expression locking into place. “Anyway, my work here is done”

“But you haven’t actually done anything”

“Nevertheless” he said, simply refusing to explain while he left.

Luohan stared up at the sky, blood pouring down his face as he sprawled out on the ground as even the will to lift his broken body from the ground was plainly beaten out of him. His expensive suit shredded to rags, and a hole punched through the concrete walls behind him. Tiger Niko, his first and last ally, was bawling like a little girl in the corner, having long succumbed to PTSD. The unfun panic attack kind of PTSD, not the Rambo kind.

And taking stock of all this, he shouted “AHAHA YES, JUST AS PLANNED!”
Replies: >>96002408
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:17:52 AM No.96002408
>>96002371
I feel like I'm going limp in the brain.
Replies: >>96002503
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:36:54 AM No.96002503
>>96002408
Good, that appears to be the correct way to master Principles.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:38:13 AM No.96002514
>>96001004
Well do NOT go to Generic Gohanposting because you will ACCIDENTALLY end up raping Gohan from his sheer aura of FAILURE no matter what perks you take.
Replies: >>96002551 >>96002720
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:42:10 AM No.96002536
>>96000075
I'm pretty sure there's one in Gallivant that offers a massive power-up 1/jump. Moment in the Sun, I believe?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:44:37 AM No.96002551
>>96002514
>Jobbing to Gohan's bussy
Replies: >>96002694
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:09:28 AM No.96002694
>>96002551
Gohan’s bussy would job to YOU while trying to CLENCH
Replies: >>96002720
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:14:19 AM No.96002720
>>96002514
>>96002694
This nigga never beating the allegations.
Replies: >>96002754 >>96002775
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:19:47 AM No.96002754
>>96002720
Gohan JOBBED to the allegations, he’s getting cancelled fr fr
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:23:29 AM No.96002775
1750569354324145
1750569354324145
md5: f5e14c65d4534fc1df2072dbbb9fe265🔍
>>96002720
I just assume its a psyop by various thread lurkers or a running joke by some sad individuals from a discord faraway. I refuse to allow myself to believe gohanposter is a real. he can't be. please.
Replies: >>96002803 >>96003282
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:28:07 AM No.96002803
>>96002775
>please
Nigga he made an entire 2 jumps based on Gohanposting, if it’s someone committing to the bit they’ve effectively integrated all the way into the community
Replies: >>96002812
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:28:37 AM No.96002807
Screenshot 2025-07-03 032632
Screenshot 2025-07-03 032632
md5: bbee75f961cc5141acbc3789b1b5635f🔍
These will go great with drawbacks in other jumps that fuck over the setting in general rather than you in particular.
Replies: >>96002817
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:29:43 AM No.96002812
>>96002803
Truly fatherless behavior.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:30:37 AM No.96002817
>>96002807
There's a ton of great stuff in BAC I always have trouble deciding to go early for the perks or later to have fun in the jump.
Replies: >>96002911
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:46:53 AM No.96002911
>>96002817
It does commit a cardinal sin, though. There are discountable 300cp perks but no 50cp options to round out your build.
Replies: >>96002916
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:48:40 AM No.96002916
>>96002911
If including discountable 300 CP perks, the least they could do is also discount 100, rather than make them free.
But not including 50 CP options is fucking dumb.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:02:26 AM No.96002984
042 - Bronze Age Collapse

Time and Place: 1237 BC Nihriya, Formerly Mitani
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Origin: King
Culture: Assyrian

Perks:
Jumper, The Lawgiver [free]
A Gift for a Gift [100]
The God Jumper, Perfect in Transformations [150]
Jumper the Great! [200]
Deus ex Grapheocratia [300]
The Son of Kings [200]
...strategically located between... [300]
A Strong and Fierce People [free]
From Another's Ruin, Glory [100]
What Collapse? [150]
A Pillar of Stability [100]
Palatial Management [300]

Items:
The Epic of Jumper [free]
"My Name is Jumper, King of Kings..." [free]
An Empire Eternal [300]

Drawbacks:
When the Gods Walked Among Us [+1200]
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:00:52 AM No.96003222
>>95999095
>>95998501
Thoughts on this >>95993197 ?
Replies: >>96005077
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:14:30 AM No.96003274
>>96001933
Isn't Emrakul sealed in the moon and relatively fine with the situation?
Replies: >>96003344
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:15:35 AM No.96003282
>>96002775
It's literally just shard. After he got called out on the bunker there has been zero gohanposting.
Replies: >>96003291
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:18:41 AM No.96003291
>>96003282
The real Gohanposter said a while ago he’s focusing on bunker /a/.
Replies: >>96003356
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:31:49 AM No.96003344
>>96003274
That's innistrad, a few years later during the whole 'you didn't help me save my world so I'll doom yours' thing that Nahiri did.

Also iirc she left at some point and nobody noticed.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:34:06 AM No.96003356
>>96003291
Shard does lurk though /a/ to read Kengan.
Replies: >>96003371 >>96008006
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:36:36 AM No.96003371
>>96003356
Kengan is storytime on 4chan /a/ tho
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:40:50 AM No.96003387
Looking at Fake Saint of the Year, it seems the LN and the manga have both ended, but the latter has less than half the chapters. Does the manga cover the whole story?
Replies: >>96003448 >>96008369
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:57:42 AM No.96003448
>>96003387
Probably not. Mangas rarely life long enough to cover the full story of a LN
Replies: >>96003464
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:00:32 AM No.96003464
Screenshot 2025-07-03 055951
Screenshot 2025-07-03 055951
md5: b8a0b366e7a0deff68a0fd9933b6ce90🔍
>>96003448
I can't help but feel like there's some error here.
Replies: >>96003514 >>96003569
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:13:47 AM No.96003514
>>96003464
You are simply witnessing the power of Nippon manga folded 1000 times, which can transcend all boundaries.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:27:50 AM No.96003569
>>96003464
Japanese is read from right to left. Or something like that
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:17:56 AM No.96003716
043 - Greek Myth

Origin: Monster
Sex: Male
Age: ?

Perks:
Terrifying Visage [free]
Beast Beyond Nature [200]
Myth of the Monster [300]
Receptive Doves [100]
Demigod (Eris) [500]

Items:
Raidable Farm [free]
Isolated Island (Import onto Guild Base) [100]

Drawbacks:
Achilles Heel [+200]
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:38:47 AM No.96003796
044 - A Parallel World With a 1:39 Male to Female Ratio Is Unexpectedly Normal

Location: Yes
Background: Male

Perks:
No Uggos Were Spotted In The Making Of This Film [200]
Sublime Subtext [200]
Splash Mountainrange [200]
Alpha and OtOmeg-ga [free]
Ocean Man [100]
Hetero Hot Take [200]
Normality's Sweet Poison [300]

Drawbacks:
Sou Desu Ne [0]
Morals Collapsed Bastard [+200]
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:31:08 AM No.96004037
5c1451d89cadf
5c1451d89cadf
md5: 91799307d41938fd211af027fd6c530f🔍
Do you see?
Replies: >>96004059
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:34:47 AM No.96004059
>>96004037
Icy.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:54:19 AM No.96004164
1743296974271617
1743296974271617
md5: 1dd28f180c65a5367b13296c49496e11🔍
If you would never want any of the following settings as a first jump, you might as well be an SBer:
>Dark Eldar
>Dead Space
>Don't Rest Your Head
>DOOM Eternal
>Hellgate: London
>Nechronica
>Resident Evil
>Sonichu
>Warhammer 40k/Fantasy
Replies: >>96004179 >>96004219 >>96009059 >>96009090
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:57:29 AM No.96004179
>>96004164
>Anon admits that he wants to be on Chris-chan's wild ride
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:57:36 AM No.96004180
1
1
md5: ffb62f28b081323746bfa5c4b58a3325🔍
Who would you companion?
Replies: >>96004187 >>96004196 >>96004223 >>96004354 >>96004373 >>96004852 >>96005077 >>96013957
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:58:53 AM No.96004187
>>96004180
Dimir, Gruul, and Simic.
Replies: >>96004193
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:59:45 AM No.96004193
>>96004187
Two of those have penises.
Replies: >>96004200
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:00:27 AM No.96004196
>>96004180
Boros, Selesnya and, against my better judgement, Izzet.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:01:07 AM No.96004200
>>96004193
...And? Jumpers don't need to fuck everyone they companion, anon.
Replies: >>96004204
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:02:16 AM No.96004204
1405919728308
1405919728308
md5: ad4245feb75e7bae50730f1b28802868🔍
>>96004200
Suuure kiddo.
Replies: >>96004210
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:03:06 AM No.96004210
>>96004204
>He's so porn-addled that he can't even imagine having friends
Replies: >>96004249 >>96004450
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:18 AM No.96004219
>>96004164
I guess the majority of this community might as well be SBers.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:04:33 AM No.96004223
>>96004180
Izzit looks like they'd eagerly join in on my attempts to be an over the top chuuni, so her
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:14:13 AM No.96004249
1751519908088876
1751519908088876
md5: 73c110547a2784b3015a61eebc3452f8🔍
>>96004210
You're a bad friend if you wouldn't engage in their fetish with them though.
Replies: >>96004852
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:48:06 AM No.96004354
>>96004180
Simic, then Boros, then Gruul. Mostly the same as the ones I play, though I sometimes dip into Selesnya.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:50:48 AM No.96004364
Considering how the chapters from Endbringers/Scion/etc seem to talk about shard effects in terms of wavelengths, wouldn't Hero's specialty in wavelengths be really broken?

Like, you can cancel wavelengths by utilizing other wavelengths, so couldn't you build something to do stuff like cancel Simurgh's scream... Or Scion's Stilling?
Replies: >>96004375 >>96004377 >>96004389
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:52:31 AM No.96004373
>>96004180
Simic is hot. Selesnya is pretty. Gruul is cute.
My three commander decks. I have good taste.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:53:04 AM No.96004375
>>96004364
Wildbow basically confirmed there was a reason he was Triumvirate level, yeah.
Replies: >>96004584
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:53:22 AM No.96004377
>>96004364
Hero did have a stilling beam, IIRC? Might be pervasive fanon.

But yeah, the dude was the most powerful Tinker for a reason
Replies: >>96004584
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:58:37 AM No.96004389
>>96004364
>Keep in mind that wavelengths are reference specifically by Scion in relation to Jack and Jack's secondary power. They're also mentioned frequently in the context of Scion - ripples and waves. Finally, it's also suggested that they didn't even really realize he had a focus at all - he was broad in what he could do.

>Do you see how these ideas connect?

>Eden was the scholar, Scion the soldier. They had the same tools, but empathized different ones. So picture Eden taking the primary tools that Scion had and giving them to a tinker so the human could use human ingenuity to explore those tools. Naturally it would be paced out by needing to design and tinker and find materials, using those materials in a sorta kludgy way (ie. have to carry the items, pull triggers, type stuff in), and would have some limitations she tacked on. Except she broke down before she could tailor the restriction part, leading to a vial giving some Scion Lite tools to an otherwise unrestricted tinker, who then joined/helped form an organization that gave him endless materials. That's Hero.
Wildbow about Hero.
Replies: >>96004584
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:28:12 AM No.96004450
>>96004210
Companions can't be true friends because they will never be your equals.
Replies: >>96004490 >>96004492 >>96004495
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:37:17 AM No.96004490
>>96004450
Check out Dio’s Bizarre Adventures and Medaka Box, there are literally import options for that.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:37:25 AM No.96004492
>>96004450
Yeah, fuckers are more immortal than you, tend to have more powerful and more focused skillsets, and don't have to go out of their way to entertain someone
Replies: >>96004501 >>96004579 >>96004673
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:37:53 AM No.96004495
>>96004450
Oh yeah and Dies Irae/Avesta of Black and White, make your favourites your Apoptosis(es)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:39:35 AM No.96004501
>>96004492
>tend to have more powerful and more focused skillsets
[Citation needed]
Replies: >>96004504
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:40:11 AM No.96004504
>>96004501
Literally anyone that makes regular companion builds
Replies: >>96004528 >>96004554 >>96004663
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:47:29 AM No.96004528
>>96004504
>fewer capstones than me
I win.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:59:19 AM No.96004554
>>96004504
If my companions got every single perk and item I have they'd still be weaker than me since they wouldn't have the systems I've put in place for building up power, the time spent with those systems in place or my position in the hierarchy where their power effectively ends up being my power.
PsychoAnon !!iNOgQUpsU+J
7/3/2025, 10:06:16 AM No.96004576
Update for Sonic 06:
>Added a proper scenario for Deific Fragments to attain their true "Solaris" form
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xUHOv3e5orjEBHZK02cZ6Rhd2SDmRrJ0/view?usp=drivesdk
Replies: >>96004603
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:07:36 AM No.96004579
>>96004492
>t homunculus maid from overlord.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:09:29 AM No.96004584
>>96004375
>>96004377
Stealing his powerset might make Worm slightly more tolerable, then.

>>96004389
Ah, seems like Cauldron's basically infinite resources also played a role.
Replies: >>96004623
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:18:32 AM No.96004603
>>96004576
Neato. Thanks Psycho.

Hope your day is going well!
Replies: >>96004607
PsychoAnon !!iNOgQUpsU+J
7/3/2025, 10:21:19 AM No.96004607
>>96004603
I'm doing good, except my weak ass wrist hurting right now.
Replies: >>96004629
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:28:09 AM No.96004623
>>96004584
Reminder of how Zion said
>A wavelength power, a kinetic transmission.
while referring to Jack Slash' power.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:31:55 AM No.96004629
>>96004607
That sucks. Hope you get better soon.

Watch any interesting movie lately, or stopped binging movies after Star Wars?
Replies: >>96004634
PsychoAnon !!iNOgQUpsU+J
7/3/2025, 10:32:52 AM No.96004634
>>96004629
Yeah. I kinda stopped after Star Wars. I watched Konosuba S3 and am gonna watch Mob Psycho next.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:43:36 AM No.96004663
>>96004504
If you aren't taking drawbacks, even the most expensive companion imports are usually 400 CP at worst for the full set, and it gives them 600 CP. So they would have the same budget. But Jumper can take drawbacks, and there are many jumps where the strongest options are not avaliable for companions either due to cost or explict restrictions.
Plus, unless they have been stronger from the very beginning of the chain, Jumper will have an edge over anyone who joins later.
Replies: >>96004674
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:46:57 AM No.96004673
>>96004492
>Yeah, fuckers are more immortal than you
Their immortality depends on (You) not dying.
>tend to have more powerful and more focused skillsets
How? Their budgets will always be worse if you engage with drawbacks, and by default they are usually lower than Jumper's starting budget. Usually just a single discounted perk-line.
>and don't have to go out of their way to entertain someone
They may not need to entertain Jumper's Benefactor, but they need to entertain Jumper if they want to be imported and not shoved into the dimensional storage/housing supplement/item for inactive companions.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:47:29 AM No.96004674
>>96004663
Companions are generally 200cp for eight, with 600cp each. That's 4800cp worth of perks spread among your companions.
Replies: >>96004682
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:50:40 AM No.96004682
>>96004674
That's still 8 people weaker than you.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:46:38 AM No.96004851
In jumps covering the year 1976, does your jumper allow Missouri Executive Order 44 to be rescinded?
Replies: >>96004906 >>96005077
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:46:40 AM No.96004852
>>96004180
>didn't even post the CYOA version
Simic, Izzet, Selesnya since anon generally seems to be picking top 3 for some reason.

>>96004249
>Izzet: group sex
>not Selesnya
Bullshit.
Replies: >>96004890
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:59:29 AM No.96004887
1686852204230287
1686852204230287
md5: 03cfe847045402a810959d051286af9c🔍
>>95995235
best jumps for cutedom?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:00:44 PM No.96004890
>>96004852
If anything Selesnya should be impregnation, "hypno" makes no sense. And yeah, Izzet being group sex doesn't fit either.
Replies: >>96004895
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:02:37 PM No.96004895
>>96004890
>"hypno" makes no sense.
White is about laws and green is about tradition. Having White/Green be into shit that involves changing people's minds to fit your own idea of how they should be does fit the coloration.

Hypno should be blue though
Replies: >>96004901
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:04:43 PM No.96004901
>>96004895
It's not just white/green, though. It's Selesnya. Each guild is not just a pair of colors, but a particular take on those colors. Selesnya may be while but they're not the lawtism part of white.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:06:14 PM No.96004906
>>96004851
Just finish the job and it doesn't matter if it does or not.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:49:43 PM No.96005035
Are pdfs still not back?
Replies: >>96005064 >>96005077 >>96006222 >>96007191
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:57:35 PM No.96005064
>>96005035
Neverever
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:03:43 PM No.96005077
jc29
jc29
md5: c931cd9e5db475c4df7a253e911c31de🔍
>>96004851
>allowing human society to persist on it's current course past when WW1 occurs
Anon, by then I've already unified all nations into a New World Order. And that's being extremely generous, and assuming the bloody French didn't do anything stupid.

>>96005035
It's PDFover. I wouldn't have such a vested interest in the bunker if I thought there's ever a chance of them coming back (although the funny fonts do help)

>>96004180
I don't know who any of these people are.

>>96003222
Guaranteed, because I still have a breeding population of houris. I am definitely going to encounter angels in whatever setting I go to, because I am constantly generating more angels.
Replies: >>96005178
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:29:18 PM No.96005178
>>96005077
I think it's supposed to be Ravnica guilds personified.
Replies: >>96005201
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:36:54 PM No.96005201
IMG_0363
IMG_0363
md5: f8b8911c97240c5d41b30ae20dbf62bd🔍
>>96005178
Wait, so they all effectively belong to Jace? Eh, full pass then. I’d rather create my own guildfus on some other plane with careful social engineering and white mana than to deprive the master of the Guildpact of his sole consolation before I compleat his entire timeline.
Replies: >>96008640
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:03:00 PM No.96005874
good morning
good morning
md5: 73d45aa5649270cbf2f4483782b74949🔍
Rolled 12 (1d20)

Good morning, thread!
Rolling for my next jump.

What does your jumper's exercise routine look like?
Replies: >>96006037 >>96006086 >>96006194
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:31:54 PM No.96006037
>>96005874
Beginning Veloci by Ripper Toes circa The Land Before Time seems like a decent one
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:39:13 PM No.96006086
>>96005874
>What does your jumper's exercise routine look like?
Lifting weights, doing pushups, or situps at random whenever they get bored, alongside a daily four mile bike ride and occasionally wandering down to the local park to read a book while on the walking path until they get to a good spot or their feet hurt too much to keep walking.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:57:09 PM No.96006194
>>96005874
The only muscle that Jumper trains is his magic circuits.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:00:32 PM No.96006222
>>96005035
One of these years.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:28:22 PM No.96006378
Are there any other perks like I Am The Fortress from Master of Magic around?

I wanna have the AonDor from Elantris as my primary magic system, but the AonDor is a kind of geomancy
>I Am The Fortress (300 CP): Other wizards may hide in their fortresses, but not you. Once attuned to a place of ritual significance, you retain the benefits granted by it even after leaving. Here this means that as long as your place of power is intact, you retain its benefits wherever you are. You cannot be “attuned” to more than one location at a time in this way.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:45:30 PM No.96007191
>>96005035
We'll get pdfs back when we get poster numbers back.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:37:21 PM No.96007549
Have you guys ever done a chain where you start with 0 choice points in every Jump, and the only way to gain points, is by taking drawbacks?
Replies: >>96007586
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 8:42:26 PM No.96007586
>>96007549
Mhmm. I've done 0 cp on a starting jump and then 100 more each jump after.

Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced and amusingly enough, DYN Freaks are perfectly doable on 0cp, and most of the Mario jumps, especially the sports ones, are doable with nothing as long as you don't mind being a joke character.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:36:53 PM No.96007912
How vulnerable are Ghosts in Destiny?

Can they be replaced if destroyed?
Replies: >>96007935 >>96008053 >>96009356
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:40:36 PM No.96007935
>>96007912
Depends on if you are in a cutscene or not. If you are in a cutscene you can just shoot them once to destroy them.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:53:36 PM No.96008006
>>96003356
Why would he do that to himself.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:00:06 PM No.96008053
>>96007912
>How vulnerable are Ghosts in Destiny?
In a Darkness Zone or when shot by paracausal weaponry? Very. Otherwise, it can take artillery fire to actually destroy one - so conventional stuff does work, but it has to be pretty extreme.

>Can they be replaced if destroyed?
No. Once your Ghost is gone, it's gone for good unless you literally step into the Pale Heart and appeal to the Traveler to revive them. Each Ghost is a unique fragment of the Traveler and under normal circumstances, once one dies, it's gone for good (implicitly to rejoin the greater Light like permadead Guardians do, but it's not directly stated); the Traveler doesn't revive them as a rule because sacrifice is one of its guiding principles and every Ghost knows what they're getting into. That, and it might flat-out not be able to bring them back outside the Pale Heart.
Lone Valkyrie !ayhHtqbm5k
7/3/2025, 10:58:31 PM No.96008369
Fake Saint Elrise
Fake Saint Elrise
md5: 9d23c1c29716edbe6467a2808786935a🔍
>>96003387
>Fake Saint Of The Year manga
I swear that was only like 1/3 of the way through the story when I last looked.
Looking at the last released chapter, it looks like it *maybe* reaches about half way through the story. Probably not even that.
Either way, its nowhere close to covering the full story.
Replies: >>96008374
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:59:56 PM No.96008374
>>96008369
FFS, and here I already started reading it.
Replies: >>96008386
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:02:25 PM No.96008386
1723241190290837
1723241190290837
md5: 06ab88c743399fa4d798f911bd8a8387🔍
>>96008374
It's a good way to get attached enough to the story to tackle the gigantic mass of text that LNs tend to be at least. And Fake Saint is good enough to bother spending your time on it IMO
Replies: >>96008397
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:04:37 PM No.96008397
>>96008386
What's the place to find LNs, anyway?
Replies: >>96008648
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:06:17 PM No.96008408
Rolled 4 (1d5)

rollan
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:44:46 PM No.96008640
>>96005201
Cucking Jace is doing the multiverse a service.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:46:09 PM No.96008648
>>96008397
Just look them up, you'll eventually find a site with the LN.
Replies: >>96009160
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:54:27 PM No.96008696
The first knife
The first knife
md5: f572c82257a7e60d2b35288f5519d6e3🔍
>>95998831
>140 - Chainsaw Man
>Drawbacks
>Location & Time

>Background choices
21 years old
Devil
>Purchases
Fears of Man: Knife devil (Free)
Underworld Meets Underworld (Free)
Let’s Make a Deal (Free)
My Friend, The System (800)
Everlasting Terror (600)
Public Enemy #2 (300)
Touch of the Primal (0)
Abandoned Hideout (Free)
>Ending Option
Move On
Replies: >>96008706
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:55:50 PM No.96008706
>>96008696
Being a devil is way too good compared to any other option. It should really cost something
Replies: >>96008732
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:59:50 PM No.96008727
How does your jumper prefer to destroy commie services like Medicare and SNAP in modern worlds?
Replies: >>96008743 >>96008756 >>96009334
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:01:13 AM No.96008732
>>96008706
Being a fiend/hybrid is better. You get the powers of the devil and you can resurrect by drinking blood, while devils are just dead.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:02:23 AM No.96008743
EpIH4paVQAcjq2U
EpIH4paVQAcjq2U
md5: 83bb4a7e07d09e6b91debc7a178a8863🔍
>>96008727
Remove sickness, aging and death entirely.
Replies: >>96008749
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:03:13 AM No.96008749
>>96008743
That's not based.
Replies: >>96008766
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:03:55 AM No.96008756
>>96008727
Send the recipients back to their continent of origin.
Replies: >>96008777
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:05:17 AM No.96008766
>>96008749
Sorry doc, your profession is worthless now. No more charging a hundred thousand dollars for a broken leg.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:07:16 AM No.96008777
>>96008756
HOLY BASED.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:58:13 AM No.96009059
>>96004164
If I had to first jump one of those?

>DE
Run away and join the harlequins or a craftworld. That's half my problems solved, the other half is solved by me being one of the most dangerous things in close combat by 40k standards.

>Dead space
This is the biggest danger, because the dead space jump I remember is terrible with almost no way to help you survive.

>DRYH
Hazardous, but avoid the worst things out there and mind your mental health.

>DOOM
Rip and tear.

>Hellgate
Not much worse than other post-apoc setting, and the jump offerings are solid.

>Necrronica
Know little about the setting. Load up on combat skills and the power of friendship.

>Resident evil
Seriously? You can start with a serum that makes you a perfected super-tyrant that gets permanently stronger from eating other strains. This is easy mode.

>Sonichu
Hello, I'm a dark-type. Your psychic bullshit doesn't work on me.

>Anything warhammer
Memes aside, unless you're incredibly unlucky it's entirely possible to pick a jump and a location that isn't an active war zone and spend ten years having a mostly normal life.
Replies: >>96009103 >>96009112
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:02:01 AM No.96009090
>>96004164
>Hellgate: London
Not my first choice, but I'd take that over the others.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:03:46 AM No.96009103
>>96009059
>This is the biggest danger, because the dead space jump I remember is terrible with almost no way to help you survive.
The only way to survive is to buy the full spaceship and fuck off into deep space.

>DRYH
The power that jump forces you to take will inevitably kill you.
Replies: >>96009112
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:05:27 AM No.96009112
>>96009059
>>96009103
>DRYH
Also, aren't you perpetually woke, so you'll eventually die of sleep deprivation and resulting failing health?
Replies: >>96009132 >>96010310 >>96010881
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:08:03 AM No.96009132
>>96009112
You can actually sleep, it'll just turn off your powers until you've been awake long enough.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:11:39 AM No.96009160
>>96008648
I found two sites that "have" it but neither actually lets me read it. Novelupdates lists the chapters but provides no access to them and some other scam site that gives download links that only link to ads. Other results refer to the manga or are indexing sites or something else irrelevant.
Replies: >>96009177 >>96009204
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:13:24 AM No.96009177
1742082004952063
1742082004952063
md5: 40d66c49b82d7064043ef1ebebe0b18e🔍
>>96009160
>https://watashiwasugoidesu.com/fake-saint-1/
Does this site work for you?
Replies: >>96009206
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:16:43 AM No.96009204
>>96009160
>Novelupdates lists the chapters but provides no access to them
You need to be logged in to see the links to chapters.
Replies: >>96009213
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:16:57 AM No.96009206
>>96009177
Yes, thank you. The ux isn't great (need to switch from chapter to chapter through a drop-down list on the top) but I'll take what I can get.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:17:58 AM No.96009213
>>96009204
Ahahaha. Fuck that.
Replies: >>96009226
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:20:23 AM No.96009226
>>96009213
Novelupdates doesn't send spam and accounts are trivial to make. I'm pretty sure you can just use one of those temporary email websites to sign up too
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:38:24 AM No.96009334
jc34
jc34
md5: bf6337c23e572ac5e29b76f85f736f74🔍
>>96008727
By being making them redundant with drones, portals and smart matter.
Shard Anon !XGSx4qgrZQ
7/4/2025, 1:42:37 AM No.96009356
>>96007912
It's bizarre and inconsistent. In the early days of Destiny as a game it was assumed that ghosts were super ultra durable to just about anything, to the extent that guys like the Drifter lived through shit nobody else in the system had ever encountered. Ghosts letting players go through Vex time-wipes was widely touted as peak Ghost durability, and for a while it was believed it took the Hive's (presumed) mastery of the Darkness to render a Ghost mortal.

Then uh, The Witch Queen dropped and suddenly Ghosts are dropping left and right to whatever weapons players have so that players can kill Lucent Hive AND NO at no point is it suggested Ghosts siding with the Lucent Hive makes them somehow more vulnerable to conventional damage (which wouldn't even make sense, because the whole point of the Lucent Hive is that they have entirely rejected Darkness in favour of Light, while still keeping Hive magic because apparently Hive magic itself is distinct from the Darkness), and at one point the player makes like he can shoot his own Ghost to death with the Witness hijacks it, and in general Bungo seems to have completely retconned everything.

It is still broadly true that Ghosts are supposed to be pretty fuckin' durable, it is just very unclear how durable that is.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:59:29 AM No.96009461
Where can I pick up some good anti-orbital ground based weapons technology? The only thing I can think of offhand is the Tollan ion cannon turrets from Stargate but they aren't on offer in the jump and the Tollan quite literally won't trade that technology unless their civilization has already been effectively conquered and the ion cannons proven ineffective anyway.
Replies: >>96009468 >>96009572 >>96009686
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:00:40 AM No.96009468
>>96009461
Star Wars has a good amount.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:15:52 AM No.96009572
>>96009461
Oddly enough, Bayonetta. It's a throwaway gimmick but at one point Balder calls down a killsat's power to zap his daughter. Because top-tier Umbra/Lumen are ridiculous, he proceeds to telekinetically pull the damn thing down to throw like a frisbee at her when that doesn't work.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:39:21 AM No.96009686
>>96009461
Ace Combat has an anti orbital railgun and a laser IIRC. There are plenty of settings with good engine tech to make missiles worthwhile like Mass Effect with their Eezo drives and the Expanse with the Epstein drive. Halo can make anti-orbital railguns and missiles, though they don't have a lot that is special about them. 40k technically has anti-orbital batteries but those are really short ranged and absolutely massive. Star Trek has plenty of tech to shoot up with. Do you consider fighters to be ground based? Most of those settings can also make good strike craft. There is also the Culture but they don't really live on planets anymore so their ground based weapons would probably nust be their space based ones stuck planet side.
Replies: >>96009695
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:40:23 AM No.96009695
>>96009686
>nust
*just
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:49:41 AM No.96009734
Is it morally wrong to drop hundreds of thousands of AK-47s with arbitrary amounts of accompanying ammo all across Africa in the year 1870?
Replies: >>96009741 >>96009763 >>96009827
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:50:54 AM No.96009741
>>96009734
Yes, that amount is nowhere near sufficient.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:53:48 AM No.96009757
Gu9wXCpXEAAOne7
Gu9wXCpXEAAOne7
md5: 3e5ba6b0c5af2d985a6c8ac51f9fb552🔍
>can't bring items between jumps
>can't bring companions between jumps
>only get 300cp in body mod, can't pick a body type
>only get 500cp in warehouse, can enter it and store stuff in it but can't take stuff out of it
>have to take human race, drop-in origin in each jump even where they aren't an option
>start each jump with half starting cp, get no discounts
>can't bring physical/mental/magic enhancement perks between jumps
>CAN retain knowledge from perks that give knowledge
>CAN retain spells from perks that give spells
How fucked am I?
Replies: >>96009769 >>96009782 >>96009786 >>96009827 >>96010106 >>96010798
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:55:24 AM No.96009763
>>96009734
Yes, you fucking monster. Mosin-Nagant or bust.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:56:05 AM No.96009769
>>96009757
Meh.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:58:37 AM No.96009782
>>96009757
>only get 500cp in warehouse, can enter it and store stuff in it but can't take stuff out of it
The OG Warehouse only gives you 150cp, so that's enough to buy everything it offers combined.

Anyways, you should be fine. You just need to start in a decent place to pick up magic, and maybe pick up something like the HUD from Generic Dungeon Crawl
Replies: >>96009789
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:59:11 AM No.96009786
>>96009757
I don't know if you want people to pay you on the back for your "le hecking hardcore houserules" or whatever, but they simultaneously do a lot of things to make the chain less interesting while also not being anywhere near as hardcore as other stuff that's been posted before. 2/10.
Replies: >>96009829
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:59:33 AM No.96009789
>>96009782
>The OG Warehouse only gives you 150cp
Right, I thought it was 1500cp since everything's done in 1000s nowadays.
Replies: >>96009797
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:00:39 AM No.96009797
>>96009789
Nah, the only one that offers 1500cp is NuBee's base of operations.

... Honestly, you'd be better off not taking a warehouse at all if you can't actually take things out of it.
Replies: >>96009840
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:04:55 AM No.96009827
>>96009734
It’s ALWAYS morally correct if Gohan is living there somewhere.

>>96009757
>can't bring items between jumps
You do not require items to BTFO Gohan
>can't bring companions between jumps
You do not require friends to BTFO Gohan
>only get 300cp in body mod, can't pick a body type
Good, that will be sufficient
>only get 500cp in warehouse, can enter it and store stuff in it but can't take stuff out of it
Good, then you can slam Gohan’s head repeatedly in it and trap him there in solitary confinement for prolonged torture
>have to take human race, drop-in origin in each jump even where they aren't an option
Gohan jobbed to Krillin, this is fine
>start each jump with half starting cp, get no discounts
You do not require a full CP budget to BTFO Gohan
>can't bring physical/mental/magic enhancement perks between jumps
You do not require those to BTFO Gohan
>CAN retain knowledge from perks that give knowledge
Irrelevant.
>CAN retain spells from perks that give spells
GOOD, proceed to Shadow of the Demon Lord IMMEDIATELY and learn HATEFUL DEFECATION to cast on Gohan as soon as you can.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:05:24 AM No.96009829
>>96009786
>a lot of things to make the chain less interesting
I feel like with the way a lot of jumps are set up, especially more recent ones, you're given more than enough points to basically take whatever origin you want, grab a capstone or two, and steamroll through everything even without needing to think about what you've brought into the world with you. And once you have whatever god weapon you want, every item in every jump just becomes an inches game where you stack small buffs onto your favourite weapon instead of looking at what's available on its own merits.
>while also not being anywhere near as hardcore as other stuff
It's not really meant to be hardcore. "How fucked am I?" was probably a bad way to phrase it. I feel like this would make for a pretty fun and low powered chain where I can maybe live a life on par with a secondary party member in an RPG or something instead of running laps around the protagonist.
Replies: >>96009845
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:08:02 AM No.96009840
>>96009797
>you'd be better off not taking a warehouse at all if you can't actually take things out of it
Nice home base and a place to hold knick knacks and various sentimental stuff.
Ironically I couldn't afford the actual housing perk in it, but I figure I can just drag a mattress and sofa in there at some point. Maybe even upgrade them at some point if I find a comfier mattress or a nicer sofa. That's something most people wouldn't think about if the housing perk is doing all that for them.
Replies: >>96009850 >>96009860 >>96010008
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:08:34 AM No.96009845
>>96009829
You can literally BECOME ORT in Angel Notes, what more can you possibly want?

>or something
Become that fucking clown jester dragon thing from Chrono Cross if you must, playing along as a secondary party member while working towards your TRVE goal of BTFOing Gohan.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:09:23 AM No.96009850
>>96009840
I sleep on the COLD CONCRETE(?) FLOOR to better resonate with my undying hatred of Gohan, something a soft bed might risk alienating me from.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:11:10 AM No.96009860
>>96009840
>Nice home base and a place to hold knick knacks and various sentimental stuff.
Fair enough.

>Ironically I couldn't afford the actual housing perk in it
Why couldn't you afford the housing perk?

... Did you just buy Electricity, Plumbing, and Local Net or something?
Replies: >>96009874
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:14:22 AM No.96009874
>>96009860
Electricity, Plumbing, Forcewall, and then with 10cp left I just got AC.
Replies: >>96009882 >>96009900
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:15:52 AM No.96009882
>>96009874
I'm surprised you didn't get food supply too
Replies: >>96009900 >>96009918
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:18:24 AM No.96009900
>>96009874
>Forcewall
BASED, PERFECT for slamming Gohan's head straight into it.

>>96009882
He will feast richly on Gohan flesh.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:22:16 AM No.96009918
>>96009882
Food would definitely be the better option, but I didn't take it for personal reasons. Plus, figuring out how I'm gonna feed myself in each new jump makes for an interesting problem to solve.
Replies: >>96009940 >>96009950
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:26:00 AM No.96009940
>>96009918
HINT: Ground Gohan meat.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:28:39 AM No.96009950
>>96009918
The warehouse's food is bland as fuck. You could replace trying to figure out how to feed yourself with trying to figure out how to get spices so your food won't taste godawful
Replies: >>96009979
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:34:30 AM No.96009979
>>96009950
Or you could bake yourself a heaping plate of Gohan marrow bones. Saw open Gohan's skull and dine on his brain. EVISCERATE him and make a stew from his quivering innards. Cook his ribs into a hearty STEW. And FLAY his hide to make JERKY.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:41:09 AM No.96010008
>>96009840
Eh, seems inconvenient to come out nude every time, and you'd have to stash the gear you're using in the world somewhere while you're inside.
Replies: >>96010025 >>96010032
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:44:58 AM No.96010025
>>96010008
Can take stuff out if it's from the same jump at least. And I assume I arrive on each plane with a set of starting gear, since Quicksilver jumps implied something along those lines.
Replies: >>96010032 >>96010036
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:46:09 AM No.96010032
>>96010008
It's not inconvenient at all if you create a pile of cured Gohan hide leathers everywhere you go.

>>96010025
I assume NO SUCH THING for his rules, and nudity is a sign of strength and confidence.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:46:52 AM No.96010036
>>96010025
Don't forget you also get to keep your IRL phone
Replies: >>96010055
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:50:34 AM No.96010055
>>96010036
...as a melee weapon that doubles as psychological warfare when you slam Gohan upside the head with it, and show him flashes of his previous defeats in ANIME FORM
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:59:40 AM No.96010106
>>96009757
You can live on less, but more importantly... Why bother calling that a chain? You could just as well write isekai slop without any of the CYOA trappings at that point and have the bullshit your character(s) get make as much sense as this would to a random observer.
Replies: >>96010194 >>96010197
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:13:57 AM No.96010194
>>96010106
>Why bother calling that a chain?
It's not about the things I can't take with me, it's about appreciating the things I can.
>You could just as well write isekai slop without any of the CYOA trappings at that point
Honestly, true. I like the idea of planeswalking and jumpchain is one of the best ways to experience that, though to me a normal chain gets out of hand too quickly for my tastes and I end up with too much stuff.
Replies: >>96010197 >>96010201
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:14:45 AM No.96010197
>>96010106
Why bother doing anything at all? To spite the HELL out of Gohan, that’s why.

>>96010194
Exactly! Cast aside all thoughts of ego and self-glorification, violence is the only universal virtue. Specifically, violence directed against SHIThan.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:16:08 AM No.96010201
>>96010194
>Honestly, true. I like the idea of planeswalking and jumpchain is one of the best ways to experience that, though to me a normal chain gets out of hand too quickly for my tastes and I end up with too much stuff.
There's a bunch of other planeswalker jumps. Verse crossing, Dimensional Traveller, Planeswalker, etc
Replies: >>96010218 >>96010222
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:19:09 AM No.96010218
>>96010201
Ah yes, Living God and New Universe CYOA: The Shard Simulators.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:20:04 AM No.96010222
>>96010201
I actually used Planeswalker Rising as the "first jump" to start this chain off, so I guess really it's more of a Planeswalker Rising chain than a Jumpchain chain.
Still, I love jumps. They're fun.
Replies: >>96010441 >>96010519
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:41:43 AM No.96010310
>>96009112
Iirc they don't need sleep anymore? They just drop from exhaustion if they overuse their exhaustion talent.
Replies: >>96010441
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:47:07 AM No.96010340
64702493_p0
64702493_p0
md5: 08dfaf28e04caf7409fbe3e3cfb2d41e🔍
Rolled 19 (1d20)

Anyone have anything interesting to do in the Jurassic movies shitshow?
Replies: >>96010402 >>96010594 >>96010619
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:00:33 AM No.96010402
>>96010340
Hmm give dinosaurss sapience and have them establish there own parallel society on the island while still acting like dumb animals because it gets them a steady supply of food?

Slowly letting out hints and leaks theres more to the dinos then what they seem to a public that just wont believe it much to one scientists continued dismay.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:07:40 AM No.96010441
>>96010310
They job to exhaustion, yes.

>>96010222
Remember to be a CHADwalker WARRIOR who stalks the planes to BTFO Gohan instead of one of the softie wizard types
Replies: >>96010472
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:12:50 AM No.96010471
Rolled 6 (1d8)

Come on dice. Lets see what you give tonight.

Evening anons. my sleep schedule is screwed. How are you guys?

1. Dragon Quest III
2. Harvest moon
3. Oblivion
4. OwoD the dark medieval
5. Zelda Minish cap
6. Deep Rock Galactic
7. Mario 64
8. Mount and blade
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:13:10 AM No.96010472
>>96010441
>Remember to be a CHADwalker WARRIOR
Sorry bro, I'm a total wizard virgin who spends a dozen years figuring out how to use runes to purify water instead of exploding in my face and killing me instantly.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:14:20 AM No.96010481
>>96010472
As a fellow wizard- Nice. We need less mindless violence out there.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:22:24 AM No.96010519
>>96010222
Neat.

I've been trying to use the Conduit CYOA as my chain premise. It's not that hard, the servants in a Bevin can actually make Linking Books from Myst once a decade and Conduits can gain power form the worlds they visit, so you can just multiply the points Conduits gain by 100. The fact that Conduits grow slower the longer they live is a decent enough limiter too, and the fact that you have to actually spend time exploring new worlds to attune to them is a good way to justify having to get involved in the plot

The only problem is that doing a chain that way means generally not having any local powers by the time the plots kick off, and bookkeeping's a bitch since a Conduit's power growth slows down every fifty points they earn
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:36:45 AM No.96010594
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md5: 4187634236fe9be5a22239ee4af32f2f🔍
>>96010340
Why yes, you might as well introduce Edo Tensei-based dinosaur techniques with how unrealistic the mutants-that-are-acknowledged-to-not-really-be-dinosaurs have gotten, with some dinosaurs practically TELEPORTING behind people pissing like goddamn genjutsu users. And you can prevent more idiot humans from bothering the dinosaurs when they inevitably start betraying each other to hide critical corporate secrets, showing Jurassic Park humans are physiologically incapable of pattern recognition and learning from 6 goddamn movies’ worth of HR nightmares while going out of their way to make contrived callbacks to the events of the previous movies. And you might as well prevent the mutant dinosaurs from ever being created because honestly, the idea of being too ugly to be part of a mutant dinosaur freakshow is kind of depressing when you think about it.

Seriously, I swear the dinosaurs in the new movie are better ninjas than the average Naruto ninjas with how good they are at sneaking up on people while being ginormous. And I swear the D-rex actually shifts size between frames.

Oh yeah and instead of generating more crimes against nature maybe make a youth serum for Scarlett Johansson or something, because jesus age is being unkind to her.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:42:22 AM No.96010619
>>96010340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVho5fU3lwc
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:46:16 AM No.96010639
rias_gremory_by_seiorai_dcg6uu2-pre
rias_gremory_by_seiorai_dcg6uu2-pre
md5: 51b7e2a9c07bffde4dcd3775e0559774🔍
>>95980072

Jump # 17 Magic the Gathering: Iconics
Location: Innistrad
Race: Human
Origin: White
Perks:
Perks:
*Planeswalker’s Spark (0)
*Alignment Blue (0)
*Artificer (200)
*Shinning Example (0)
*Lawmaker (0)
*Cleric Schooling (100, Discount)
*Knight’s Bravery (100, Discount)
*Walking with Angels (300, Discount)
*Great Teacher (200, Discount)
*Lord’s Wisdom (200, Discount)
Item:
*Mana Geode (0)
Lands: (+ 300)
*Legendary Land – Karkas (200)
*Town – Blue Mana (100)

First of all since this is somewhat related I would like to say, Fuck You Wizrds of the Coast. You are still not forgiven for 4th edition.

So it turns out Innistrad is a dark, drab and creepy place. Several of my companions when we arrived suggested leaving, not for fear mind you, just it looked like a not fun place to be. They were kind of right but I figured I could establish a home base here and prep for some trouble I knew was coming.

My companions went about monster hunting. I kind of felt bad for the monsters there honestly. I however began to prep, I could make angels and I could mage golems While they wouldn’t be as powerful as the angels of this realm I knew they could help in the chaos ahead. I also managed to make contact with Avacyn the main Archangel of the land, she was curious about the army of alien angels that I was amassing, we talked a bit she decided I wasn’t a problem and I warned her of upcoming chaos, which was why I was amassing and army in the first place.

So was working doing my thing and I felt a magical disturbance. I went to check it out and some really angry woman plansewalker was fighting with a vampire planeswalker.

*to be continued)
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:47:17 AM No.96010641
>>96010639
I manage to get them to pause for a moment to tell me what’s going on. She apparently had asked for help in her homeland, the vampire was her mentor or something but seemed kind of detached from things. There are seals that are sealing some magic eating Cthuhlu monsters that are weakening but the Vamp guy was busy. I convince him to spare a few days go go check it out.

We get there the seals are indeed weakening.

Through out of context bullshit mixing technology, magic and such I am able to reinforce the seals so they should hold for a few hundred more years. I asked the angry mage woman to go tell people not to fuck with the machines holding the seals together and I leave to go back to making my army.

Eventually… nothing happens. I am sitting on an army of Angels and golems. 10 years passes and still nothing has happened. Good news though I got good at making Angels and Golems.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:55:17 AM No.96010684
>>96010639
>You are still not forgiven for 4th edition
Man they've been shitting out WAY worse shit since then.
Replies: >>96010745
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:09:34 AM No.96010730
DC_Universe_001
DC_Universe_001
md5: 9760765a34161bfc5c64814d32af9284🔍
You get a chain but you're not given any perks or items to help you. You simply enter each world with your meta knowledge of it + an average body capable of using whatever magic / cultivation system exists in the setting. Abilities and magic your acquire in a setting carry over in each jump?
Your first jump is either 616 Marvel, Worm, Invincible, or Post Crisis DC.
Could you do it?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:09:40 AM No.96010731
How do the martial artists in Nano Machine stack up to the martial artists from Trinity Wonder?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:15:03 AM No.96010745
>>96010684
I wouldn't know because I quit at 4th edition. Seems I got out at the right time.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:25:25 AM No.96010789
>>96010730
I'd say I've got a 2.5/4 shot.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:27:36 AM No.96010796
>>96010639
A lot of not happening there anon but I suppose thats okay every once in a while. And you save the plane for now at least. So good job!
Replies: >>96010858
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:28:10 AM No.96010798
>>96009757
If you're a drop-in each jump, that means you'll soon die of old age without a way to extend your lifespan. But if the effects of some perks don't carry over, you just need to focus on using in-jump methods to improve yourself. A few super-science perks and you'll be fine.

>>96010730
Depends. Even if we get nothing, do jumpchain rules still apply? If so, Worm. Find a computer, get a message to Cauldron, give them info in exchange for a vial and stay away from anything that'll get me killed. I'll have halfway decent odds of surviving and a power to use in future jumps.
Replies: >>96010833 >>96010857 >>96010906
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:30:40 AM No.96010816
>>96010730
Throw in a body mod. I'll think about it but otherwise pass.
Replies: >>96010837
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:34:00 AM No.96010833
>>96010798
>Even if we get nothing, do jumpchain rules still apply?
Yes.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:36:13 AM No.96010837
>>96010816
>Throw in a body mod
Nah, that defeats the point of the premise.
Keep in note, you're getting an AVERAGE body with the capability to learn any magic or ki systems the universe you find yourself in has. An average body in DC and Marvel can be trained to dodge bullets and survive being slammed through walls and concrete. Sure, it's not superman tier, but it's enough to survive in the setting as someone whose above average assuming you're willing to lut in the effort training for it
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:43:37 AM No.96010857
>>96010798
>give them info in exchange for a via
What's stopping them from just extracting your information without giving anything in return?
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:43:48 AM No.96010858
>>96010796
It was kind of the point. The jumper was so busy prepping for a problem she inadvertently solved and was left waiting.
Replies: >>96010893
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:46:11 AM No.96010871
What jumps do we have for obtaining a gaggle of respawning idiots?
Been watching R.E.P.O. videos.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:47:50 AM No.96010881
>>96009112
You can go without sleep for a good while, but exhaustion will eventually catch up and cause you to crash, which will leave you as basically a happy meal with legs for every single Nightmare in range.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:52:29 AM No.96010893
>>96010858
Fair enough honestly.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:57:31 AM No.96010906
>>96010798
>If you're a drop-in each jump, that means you'll soon die of old age without a way to extend your lifespan
Each jump usually has you roll for a starting age appropriate to the jump, even as a drop-in.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:58:05 AM No.96010908
>>96010730
Can I assume things will play out like canon if I don't make any waves? Marvel and DC are out because I don't know them. I haven't read the post-story (or was it a sequel) of Worm so too many unknowns there as well. That leaves Invincible which is incredibly dangerous and I don't remember well enough to take advantage of any meta knowledge. I could, what, rat out Omni-man? But what good would that do and who would even listen?

So Invincible. There may well have been events that devastated Earth's population but I don't remember them. Just try to survive for ten years somehow and hope for a more exploitable second jump. Not like I've anything to lose given I'll just get sent back home if I die.
Replies: >>96010911
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:58:18 AM No.96010910
>>96010837
I'll pass. I have bad judgement (Why else would I be here). If I had the determination to capitalize on the average body. I think I would be elsewhere too. I don't know modern Marvel, DC, I don't know worm, I don't know Invincible.. So yeah this is just not a chain butt for me. Not a bad enough dude.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:59:00 AM No.96010911
>>96010908
>Can I assume things will play out like canon if I don't make any waves?
Yup
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:10:58 AM No.96010937
>>96010837
Are you sure that an "AVERAGE" body can train to do those things in DC/Marvel? Sure, Batman and the like are muggles, but that doesn't mean they're not also genetic freaks.
Replies: >>96010942 >>96010967 >>96010973
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:13:20 AM No.96010942
>>96010937
The average evil (or good) grunt can do those things and the only thing separating a grunt from a civilian is training and exercise.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:17:52 AM No.96010952
>>96010730
Yeah, sure. It'd probably be mildly annoying considering a lot of common powers probably don't count as magic or cultivation (most notably psychic powers), but it's doable, and a chain's a chain.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:18:21 AM No.96010955
>>96010730
What are the cheat codes of those settings that meta-knowledge would enable you to take advantage of? Do they even have any?
Shard Anon !XGSx4qgrZQ
7/4/2025, 7:22:56 AM No.96010967
>>96010837
>>96010937
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Apex_Predators
Replies: >>96011028
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:23:07 AM No.96010968
Rolled 76 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>96010730
post-crisis DC seems like the safest bet by miles and if you're early enough there's a few random artifacts of power you can pick up before their canon users obtain them. That said I wouldn't like my chances, no history, no money, no support network, no home... I'd be in extremely dire straights very *very* fast unless I just happened to start within near immediate distance where my meta-knowledge can help me grab something good or get in good with someone inclined to help a guy that just got isekai'd with nothing but the clothes on his back and, just as importantly, would be willing to actually believe that.

I'll roll a d100 and give myself a +5 from metaknowledge. 30 or lower and I just die in some random meta brawl or attack, 85 and lower I survive but don't accomplish much, 86+ and I managed through luck and meta knowledge to either obtain an item of power that's worth having or actually make some progress with the local magic system.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:23:44 AM No.96010973
>>96010937
>Are you sure that an "AVERAGE" body can train to do those things in DC/Marvel?
Yes. Batman regularly takes teenagers (Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Tim Drake etc.) and trains them to be peak human. You also have all of the self trained heroes like Static and the Teen Titans, and while sure, they do have powers, their reflexes and speed usually aren't from their powers, but rather from training
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:25:44 AM No.96010981
Rolled 86 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>96010968
I don't actually accomplish too much but I do manage to get in remarkably good shape. I'll say from the four jumps listed I'll next go to marvel 616. Since I'm in better shape and have some experience with getting isekai'd, as well as navigating a cape setting, I'll give myself a +15 on the roll. 20 or lower and I die, 70 or lower and I don't accomplish much, 71-90 and I make some decent progress in the local magic, 91+ and I make a lot of progress.
Replies: >>96010990
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:25:54 AM No.96010982
>>96010730
>an average body
>capable of using whatever magic / cultivation system exists in the setting
is these related? loke can you only use magic if the average person could? or do you have an average body AND the ability to use magic even if it hereidtary like harry potter?
Replies: >>96010998
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:29:43 AM No.96010990
Rolled 57 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>96010981
I guess I'm actually pretty good at marvel style magic now as that easily clears the 91+ threshold for lots of progress. I feel confident saying I'm now in great shape and kind of average as a marvel sorcerer, not enough to turn heads but enough to get by and most importantly it's a good starting point. Next jump will be Invincible. Since I'm assuming decent sorcery skill and excellent physical fitness only a natural 1 results in death. 40 or lower and I don't make only minimal progress, 80 or lower and moderate progress, 81-90 is excellent progress and 95+ I make tremendous progress. Going to say I've got a +25 on the roll between meta knowledge and existing magical skill.
Replies: >>96011014
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:30:07 AM No.96010992
>>96010730
>doesn't actually interact with jumps in any way
Fuck off. This isn't even Jumpchain. This is just a random multiverse travel prompt.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:31:45 AM No.96010998
>>96010982
>or do you have an average body AND the ability to use magic even if it hereidtary like harry potter?
Yes. You're born in a normal body that's not bogged down by any disease or disability, with training you could work your way up to someone who is comic book peak human (faster than a bullet, strong enough to lift several hundred pounds with ease, and sturdy enough to be slammed into concrete).
For the magic side of your body, your talent in every field would be average, but you would be capable of learning any magic, ki, or cultivation system that could be found in the setting you find yourself in. If your setting has a mana supply, then you would have an average amount of mana.
Now if you're clever, or know some trick or in setting cheat, then you can exploit it to become a top tier caster / cultivator / ki user. But you're not going to be born with that level of power, you'll have to earn it
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:35:19 AM No.96011009
>>96010730
Would Haki be considered cultivation?
Replies: >>96011013
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:36:45 AM No.96011013
>>96011009
>Would Haki be considered cultivation?
I'm not familiar with One Piece. But if it's something you're born with or you can obtain it by training, acquiring an item, or interacting with the setting in some way to acquire it, then yes.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:36:51 AM No.96011014
>>96010990
I've made excellent progress with my magic and can now claim, with three decades of effort, to be a pretty capable sorcerer. If I were still in Marvel I'd go as far as to say I'd be comparable to a proper "expert" and perhaps a minor "named character" by marvel standards. A solid C-rank hero, basically. Worm is the last of the four starting jumps suggested and is likely going to be the hardest by far, there is no local magic to speak of aside from what I'm bringing with me and I won't be getting a parahuman power. It is also by far the most dangerous as entire sections of the globe just get wiped out.

Natural 1 through 10 is death. 40 or lower is minimal progress, 80 or lower is okay progress, 81-90 is excellent progress and 91+ is tremendous progress. Saying I've got a +30 on this roll between meta knowledge (mostly on where *not* to be) and my pretty decent magical skills. Assuming I survive this jump then I figure this theoretical version of me will be largely set going forwards, with the primary concern just figuring out a method to slow or reverse aging. I'm assuming the "average body" thing started me off at 22 so by the end of Worm I'd be 62 since I'm assuming my age isn't resetting. Even given extensive physical training and high capacity given cape-shit human limits finding a method to deal with age related issues is going to be a very serious concern going forward.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:37:30 AM No.96011016
>>96011014
Automatic failure.
Replies: >>96011021
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:38:18 AM No.96011021
Rolled 29 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>96011014 (me)
>>96011016
cut me some slack anon, I forgot to roll
Replies: >>96011038
Shard Anon !XGSx4qgrZQ
7/4/2025, 7:40:16 AM No.96011028
>>96010967
FUCK, this bumpy car dammit.

As I was trying to explain: Due to retcons from a few years ago, an average DC human body has the potential to become more powerful than most superweapons. This is because DC humans are superweapons evolved by a Super Celestial (basically a Bigger Angel of God’s Bigger Self) in order to kill her own kind and empower the DC multiverse from it’s original, finite-lifespan having design into an everlasting existence. This is because DC humans are actually incredibly powerful conduits for cosmic energy capable of incredible reactive evolution, and this is also why there’s so many superheroes and supervillains on Earth. And while the INTENTION was to merge them with Martians, it’s been repeatedly shown that even regular DC humans can kickbox with DC human-martian hybrids, which are the larval form of the majority of the Promethean Giants in the Source Wall. As a matter of fact, the Super Celestial herself was ultimately defeated by a DC human who had the handicap of being from the Dark Multiverse, and therefore being ontologically unstable.

This was further shown in Dark Crisis when both Pariah and Deathstroke were proven capable of corrupting the Great Darkness, the primordial darkness equal to Biggest God, with their sheer sadness and misery. WITHOUT turning into Perfect Cell expies and gathering the Seven Hidden Forces. Or the Seven Major Forces; it’s worth noting long before Perpetua, under Highfather’s direction the collective hopes and prayers of humanity were able to deflect the Godwave, an actual universe-spanning blast of creative energy from the Source itself (who itself is an aspect of Bigger God)
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:43:32 AM No.96011038
Rolled 7, 46, 52, 56 + 25 = 186 (4d100 + 25)

>>96011021
So I survived and made some okay progress. I would now call myself a proper C+ tier hero, maybe even a B- if I was being generous. Now that the gauntlet of ludicrously dangerous cape worlds is over the immediate main concern is finding a way to magically deal with aging. Marvel magic certainly has a variety of ways to deal with this so it's entirely possible to figure one out. This will be the final hurdle for this theoretically pseudo-jumper and I'm going to say he'll have four attempts (ie four jumps) to figure it out before he dies of old age at 102. Going to roll four times, each with a +25 to represent accumulated magical skill (meta knowledge not really helping here). The target number is 100, so long as at least one roll hits that target pseudo-jumper figures out the secret to immortality and making himself young again before he croaks. If not then he had a good run, if he does then he's basically set going forward.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:45:17 AM No.96011042
>>96011038
Well it was a good run but pseudo-jumper didn't manage it. It was decent while it lasted I guess, hopefully pseudo-jumper died in a world that has a nice afterlife.
Replies: >>96011078
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:45:51 AM No.96011045
>>96010998
>with training you could work your way up to someone who is comic book peak human (faster than a bullet, strong enough to lift several hundred pounds with ease, and sturdy enough to be slammed into concrete)
NTA, but does this include mental attributes like intelligence, or just physical?
Replies: >>96011078
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:48:36 AM No.96011057
You get a chain, but you're only allowed to jump Skyrim. Not TES in general, just Skyrim.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:49:36 AM No.96011061
>>96010998
Guess that means it's time for a training regimen.
100 sit-ups
100 squats
100 push-ups
10km running
EVERY SINGLE DAY
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:51:12 AM No.96011067
>>96011057
I can live with that.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ReWF1fKqKm6Lx8TlfdrXu6J-mirOoa4E/view?usp=drive_link
Replies: >>96011071
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:51:56 AM No.96011071
>>96011067
>posts the worst Skyrim jump
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:53:43 AM No.96011078
>>96011042
>Well it was a good run but pseudo-jumper didn't manage it. It was decent while it lasted I guess, hopefully pseudo-jumper died in a world that has a nice afterlife.
To be fair, normal chain rules still apply. So your Jumper returned to Earth with the magic he acquired from his Chain
>>96011045
>NTA, but does this include mental attributes like intelligence, or just physical?
I was assuming the Jumper who started the Chain would keep their normal intelligence and willpower so they'd be the same person. But if being of average intelligence or willpower were to buff your Jumper, then yes, you could swap your mental attributes for "average" ones in the setting you're jumping in
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:55:10 AM No.96011084
>>96011057
Hey Todd. I know you love Skyrim and think it's the pinnacle of game but maybe you should think of moving on. As for a Skyrim chain, eh if it's the only thing available, not idea but won't turn it down.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:21:09 AM No.96011154
>>96011057
>You get a chain, but you're only allowed to jump Skyrim. Not TES in general, just Skyrim
The high IQ option is to go all in on magic and shouts and become an immortal wizard
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:27:44 AM No.96011181
Rolled 59, 56, 23, 56, 66, 99, 21, 28 + 25 = 433 (8d100 + 25)

>>96011078
>To be fair, normal chain rules still apply. So your Jumper returned to Earth with the magic he acquired from his Chain
Is he young again? I'll just say he is for sake of argument and give him another 8 rolls, again with +25 for magic skill (since he was mostly focused on the immortality thing rather than expanding his general skills with magic). Target number is still 100 and again he only needs one roll to hit the threshold to succeed.
Replies: >>96011191 >>96011245
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:31:02 AM No.96011191
>>96011181
Well it seems like pseudo-jumper did it. He was in his 80's and running out of time before he finally cracked it but once he did he'd basically "won". He now had ageless immortality and eternal youth and, so far as he knew, was the only magic user on the planet. I'm just going to fanwank and say that since Marvel style magic is about drawing on alternate dimensional energies and that he's now properly immortal he eventually figures out how to reverse engineer the process that had him jumping between dimensions / realities before going on another multi-versal adventure. Good for him I guess, it's not really a Chain but it's better than nothing and he certainly put in the time and effort for it.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:51:50 AM No.96011245
>>96011181
>Is he young again?
Yes, he's the age he was when he first started the chain, except he has all of the powers, physical abilities, and items that he obtained on his journey across the Chain.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:15:15 AM No.96011291
Idle thought but approaching a chain as if you were actually going on it and trying to prioritize what to get or what you value is sort of enjoyable. Doing the bodymod for a new chain a bit and its got me thinking.
Replies: >>96011297 >>96011310
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:17:19 AM No.96011297
>>96011291
>trying to prioritize what to get or what you value is sort of enjoyable
One small problem with that.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33567351/#q33569438
>You should act as if you don't know what the next world brings. You can do the cyoas in any order between pokemon and DBZ, but you shouldnt know what comes next. Dont make a choice solely on the knowledge that it will help in a future CYOA.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33783061/#q33785196
>Although TECHNICALLY you wouldnt know you were going to mass effect until you got there, so you might be better off just downloading a copy of wikipedia and guides on the larger game franchises to be safe.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33802645/#q33811014
>Also as a general thing YOU DO NOT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING NEXT. Do not prepare for a next adventure under the assumption you know where you are going. Downloading a copy of Wikipedia which you can totally do and data on the more well known fictional universes will help a ton, but you do not know where you are going next.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33802645/#q33811146
>I mean, as the player you choose the course you take throughout the cyoas. But in the jumpchain, you honestly have no idea where you're going next until the next cyoa starts. You don't even know that dbz is at the end or that there even is an end.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33999508/#q34008457
>NO META KNOWLEDGE.
>You don't know where you're going next. Your path is technically determined at random by Jump-Chan.
Replies: >>96011308 >>96011322
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:21:26 AM No.96011308
>>96011297
...Yeah? Thats what Im doing. Im saying in the context of the jump itself. Considering what you already have. Not what you might get in the future.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:21:50 AM No.96011310
>>96011291
Yeah, it’s a fun way to play. It’s all about figuring out what you want to do, not what the best choices are.
Replies: >>96011337
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:26:35 AM No.96011322
>>96011297
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/40373768/#40375577
>When I came back from my hiatus I swore to never attempt to control Jumpchain in any capacity beyond the jumps that I made
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:32:24 AM No.96011337
>>96011310
Aye Gonna send him to exalted mortals first so approaching it with that mindsets gonna be interesting.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:36:01 AM No.96011348
>>96011337
Always a fun jump, if often a busy one. My builds for what I want to do there tend to be very action packed.
Replies: >>96011364
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:41:29 AM No.96011364
>>96011348
Fair. It is a fun Jump with a lot of good stuff but I tend towards more of a lighter build if only because of how it depowers you. And a lot of destiny's are worthy of whole campaigns on your own to the point Im sure most people in universe are wondering why you haven't exalted after probaby the second.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:45:22 AM No.96011378
>>96011057
Then it's not a chain.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:02:42 PM No.96011798
Huh... the Base of operations supplement (Made by Nuebee Im assuming by the format) really gives a good bit. Might use that but it definitely seems a good pocket plane starter with the districts option.

I'm just imagining treating it as a sort of ark that jumper puts whatever he cares about into.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:33:40 PM No.96011880
You get a chain but you have Danzo as a Companion. He doesn't take up a slot, and will revive every jump.

He will do his best to help you each jump.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:34:57 PM No.96011883
>>96011798
Is it really that expansive? I usually just use the Personal Reality but if it is that good I might have to check it out.
Replies: >>96011919
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:36:52 PM No.96011890
>>96011880
Then I will simply convince Danzo that Gohan is an Uchiha.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:38:09 PM No.96011894
>>96011890
Gohan has discovered his love for fighting, doesn't miss the potara earring, and grows up into the protector of earth his father knew he could be. All future threats are dealt with easily by his unparalleled might.
Replies: >>96011920
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:38:38 PM No.96011895
>>96011880
I use him as a packrat.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:45:58 PM No.96011919
>>96011883
I mean maybe its just me but compared to the standard warehouse Its pretty good. Never used personal reality myself.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 12:46:42 PM No.96011920
>>96011894
>Gohan has (headcanon)
Never happened
>doesn't (headcanon)
He dropped the ring, and he dropped the bean. He will drop everything, especially his responsibilities.
>and grows up into (a scholar)
Pathetic, yes
>his father
Even took over his child protagonist role in Daimao because Gohan was too cowardly to be a real child protagonist back when he qualified
>All future threats
Gohan fucking jobs to future threats, as shown by Future Trunks' timeline where he NEVER surpasses SS2.
Replies: >>96012669
HDManon !!ecVCqJVvKS3
7/4/2025, 1:35:01 PM No.96012047
I promised some anons a while ago that I was going to eventually update the Norse myth jump, mostly writing it a bit nicer, adding fluff and adding a few things and so on

Before I reread the Edda once again:
Are you guys generally fine with the slight German/germanic myth/heroic legend intermixture that is in the current version of the jump or should I keep it (racially) pure and kick everything out that has to do with Dietrich von Bern (Thiedrek will remain) , Wolfdietrich or Siegfried/the Nibelungs (Sigurd will remain)?

This would mostly affect the mortal perk line and the item section, but also the elf background a bit
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:38:47 PM No.96012053
>>96012047
Not a massive norse fan but Im fine with the mix generally.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:45:34 PM No.96012070
>>96012047
I mean, if you're not going to make a separate Germanic Myth jump...
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:47:12 PM No.96012075
>>96012047
What we have now is fine, I don't mind.

Also dunno if having pure versions is a good idea. Culture's don't exist in vacuum and what Germanic stuff we have in adds some personality I reckon.

Anyhow, hi HDM, hope your day is going well! Thanks for your work on the jump!
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:48:55 PM No.96012077
>>96012075
>Also dunno if having pure versions is a good idea. Culture's don't exist in vacuum
This. It'd be like making a jump for Judeo-Christian religion without the Judeo part.
Replies: >>96012128
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:50:44 PM No.96012083
>>96012047
G*rmans are the niggers of Europe. They have to go.
HDManon !!ecVCqJVvKS3
7/4/2025, 1:57:25 PM No.96012102
>>96012070
Uff, no. That would be too much work honestly just for a jump that would be once again mostly a rip off, similarly to the Dietrich/Nibelungs situation but worse

>>96012075
Doing fine
Thanks. Hope you're also doing well Anon
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Shard Anon !XGSx4qgrZQ
7/4/2025, 2:01:29 PM No.96012118
>>96012047
As I said on the bunker, I’m in favour of racially purifying the jump for the sake of segregating the content to it’s ethnojump.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:04:05 PM No.96012128
>>96012077
Eh, fair enough.

>>96012102
>Thanks. Hope you're also doing well Anon
Doing pretty well. Thinking of taking a nap.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:23:20 PM No.96012669
>>96011920
Unfortunately for your autism, Gohanposter, Danzo makes everything worse.
And since you believe Gohan is already the absolute worst any being could ever be, he hits the wraparound point and becomes the best.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:52:44 PM No.96013164
Was Jesus cringe to feed the hungry?
Replies: >>96013626
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:32:47 PM No.96013417
bald-eagle-and-a-flag
bald-eagle-and-a-flag
md5: d838a269da4219e8e026d12232e6bfdf🔍
Happy Independence day, Jumpers

How would your Jumper celebrate the holiday?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:33:43 PM No.96013423
>>96013417
He is legally bound by contract by one of his waifus to not do such a thing.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:35:54 PM No.96013441
>>96013417
Fireworks of course as is tradition. But of course he can't do that in most settings as it'd make him stand out and draw the attention of the people trying to hunt him down and kill him for being a Jumper.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:37:54 PM No.96013455
>>96013417
Throwing tea into the harbor
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:48:57 PM No.96013528
>>96013417
Rescinding the 13th Amendment.
Replies: >>96013716
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:09:11 PM No.96013626
>>96013164
No.
>>96013417
Why would Jumper care about a burger holiday while in another universes?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:15:09 PM No.96013654
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md5: 6f8be40879a8fd6fba2d7199383d3763🔍
>>96013626
Because every universe in the multiverse belongs to America.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:18:41 PM No.96013681
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IMG_2901
md5: 339e94bd8ce444fa00e034e4a55c27fb🔍
>>96013626
Because, retard, all will be burger. By force if necessary
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:23:38 PM No.96013709
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md5: 785bbe086aaf6e71d13d6b2b8b961c92🔍
>>96013417
>How would your Jumper celebrate the holiday?
State-mandated grill-off on the castle lawn paired with a parade through main street and fireworks for 5 hours straight at night

Anyone who complains gets sentenced to a 24-hour performance of the Star-Spangled Banner

Further complaints will land you in the moat and fed to the several superpowered laser-sharks with ripped biceps
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:24:47 PM No.96013716
>>96013528
Why not rescind the 16th amendment?
Replies: >>96014065
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:02:29 PM No.96013957
>>96004180
I'm usually a Golgari/Orzhov player, but I'm gonna have to take Gruul, Izzet & Simic here.
Mad science is the best. Gruul girl will be our cute Igor assistant.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:08:16 PM No.96013991
Recommend some PURE-BLOODED AMERICAN Jumps for this holy day. I'm too lazy to look myself.
Replies: >>96014014 >>96014017 >>96014126 >>96014149
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:13:40 PM No.96014014
>>96013991
BROFORCE
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:14:41 PM No.96014017
>>96013991
DETECTIVE HEART OF AMERICA
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:23:36 PM No.96014065
>>96013716
Because that's for next year. The slow burn enhances the suffering as they dread the inevitable.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:36:55 PM No.96014126
>>96013991
Fate/Strange New World, Jorge Joestar and Metal Wolf Chaos
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:41:39 PM No.96014149
>>96013991
Do we have a Metal Wolf Chaos XD jump?
Replies: >>96014214
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:56:52 PM No.96014214
>>96014149
we do
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QS8CzQunLAxpADp_xQ9gx1xUiOFQPf0a/view
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:59:16 PM No.96014226
I'm not a Destiny player but I love the idea of Ghosts. I'm trying to choose which Destiny Jump to do, but I don't know the difference between Light and Dark version. Which one is correct
Replies: >>96014259
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:06:37 PM No.96014259
>>96014226
Personally I would go Light first and Dark later.