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>How would your Jumper celebrate the holiday?
State-mandated grill-off on the castle lawn paired with a parade through main street and fireworks for 5 hours straight at night

Anyone who complains gets sentenced to a 24-hour performance of the Star-Spangled Banner

Further complaints will land you in the moat and fed to the several superpowered laser-sharks with ripped biceps

omw to use both Base of Operations and the Cosmic Warehouse to make myself a fiefdom out of space and time