What about a parry character with DOUBLE the parry frames?

What about a character that throws knives, jars, and the game?

What about a character who gets an constantly fleeting buff that fucking sucks and when they aren't buffed they are much MUCH worse?

What about a character who uses reddit spacing between their statements?

What about a character that IS a nightboss doood?

What about a character that uses a pyromancy flame?

What about a character that deals 0 fucking damage and makes the nights miserably more inefficent and slower but they aren't Guardian?

What about a character gets DOUBLE buffs from defeating bosses and 1 extra relic slot?

What about a character that has a massive dependency on something that fucking sucks and has a small up-time to it?

What about a character that violently forces route changes or they are 100% dead weight?

So many DLC character possibilities!
I just want more random events and a new tileset + set of maps