>>713309723
I would have injected the magic serum into my dick on day 3 to make it bigger and lightning. Level 4 of Bioshock would have been penis inspection day and the building would be structurally sound and entirely powered up because of strong white goo and free electricity.

Brock Dickman would have been the savior of Bioshockland. The halls of Bioshockland would all smell like used cumsock.