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6/20/2025, 2:24:22 PM
*american stubs his toe*
>Ah in Germany ve don’t cry like small child over stubbing toe. You Americans cannot even afford free healthcare and you sink in university debt just for get treatment, ja? Your country full of cardboard houses, no sidewalks, no trains.. only car addiction everywhere. No wonder you so clumsy! You put corn syrup in all food, eat huge portions, then complain about obesity. You tip because you refuse to pay fair wages, can’t even drink before 21, and show off your white teeth like this fix your lack of culture! You stuck with your silly two-party system, very religious, don't use metric system, and can’t even handle ze roundabouts! Ah and don’t forget your daily pledge of allegiance, school shootings, no paid time off, prices without tax, and stupid circumcision habit! Maybe next time you stub your toe, try face real problems instead of acting like little baby, ja?
>Ah in Germany ve don’t cry like small child over stubbing toe. You Americans cannot even afford free healthcare and you sink in university debt just for get treatment, ja? Your country full of cardboard houses, no sidewalks, no trains.. only car addiction everywhere. No wonder you so clumsy! You put corn syrup in all food, eat huge portions, then complain about obesity. You tip because you refuse to pay fair wages, can’t even drink before 21, and show off your white teeth like this fix your lack of culture! You stuck with your silly two-party system, very religious, don't use metric system, and can’t even handle ze roundabouts! Ah and don’t forget your daily pledge of allegiance, school shootings, no paid time off, prices without tax, and stupid circumcision habit! Maybe next time you stub your toe, try face real problems instead of acting like little baby, ja?
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