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7/9/2025, 11:06:23 PM
Wow, just what a marvellous day in stage 5 of the tour de france to introduce today's device /WORLD TOUR WINES/!
Tonight I'm getting absolutely sloshed alone in my studio flat drinking over priced grape juice whilst watching anime in my pyjamas.
This win was fucking disgusting, as are all wines, because it's a foul rotten serum which burns your throat, stomach, stains your teeth, makes you fat and kills your brain cells. It had
Noticeable nodes of fecal matter and tooth decay, with a tinge of vomit. It was aged for 3 years in a big disgusting vat on a french farm with the disgusting sour grapes the farmer couldn't sell at market.
I don't really know how this gimmick ends as I never read past the first line without cringing but I'd assume it's a rating system so I rate this rotten grape juice a 7/10. Delightfully rancid.
Tonight I'm getting absolutely sloshed alone in my studio flat drinking over priced grape juice whilst watching anime in my pyjamas.
This win was fucking disgusting, as are all wines, because it's a foul rotten serum which burns your throat, stomach, stains your teeth, makes you fat and kills your brain cells. It had
Noticeable nodes of fecal matter and tooth decay, with a tinge of vomit. It was aged for 3 years in a big disgusting vat on a french farm with the disgusting sour grapes the farmer couldn't sell at market.
I don't really know how this gimmick ends as I never read past the first line without cringing but I'd assume it's a rating system so I rate this rotten grape juice a 7/10. Delightfully rancid.
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