Thread 149695989

Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 6
Bayeux - Vire Normandie
201.5km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist

GC after stage 5:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-5-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-6/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / Czech TV / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / SRG SSR
12:15 CET

Previous thread:
>>149678674

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Listening to Trucker music to numb the pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nJ0l35Hr0M&list=PLuXaiTYFBTLg3-L-RpBLjVUh1Z3fFKZTN&index=16

Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)
Stage 5
Mirano - Monselice
120km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-4-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/u7B5PLo0WAhTmn1XiJDG_300625-020820.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2025/stage-5/live
https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/en/live/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai
12:50 CET

>>149696014
Realistically he only needs a single mountain domestique, so Almeida. Almeida and 6 enormous hunks.

To the Bert in the last thread, ask about or check fb marketplace for a dodgy stick. I got 2 for 60 squid off a senpai friend.

Tour of Austria (2.1)
Stage 2
Bischofshofen - St. Johann Alpendorf
142.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://tourofaustria.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/TOA_Roadbook_2025.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2025/stage-2/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/live/6NW83F8gy-M
13:00 CET

>>149696055
got a dodgy stick for you right here m8

*unzips pants*

shizos spazzing out and Pog hasn't even done anything yet. all that happened was Jonas did a shit TT

>Barring disaster at the Tour de France, UAE boss Mauro Gianetti suggested that Pogačar will return to the Spanish grand tour this year.
https://velo.outsideonline.com/news/uae-confirms-vuelta-a-espana-start-for-tadej-pogacar

Heard Wellens refuses to ride for Belgium in WC Rwanda, because he doesn't want to ride against Pogi :)

>>149696062
Nobody wants to see your fish finger

>>149696059
fixed

>>149696083
based slave boy

we go again

>>149696083
he probably just don't want to go to Rwanda

>>149696135
>Jonas 18/1
>Kakaphilippe 20/1
ITS OVER DANES

love these finishes
90% gonna be pogiwinslol but still always good to finish on a ramp

Sour liquorice is the peak of candy game and there is nothing you can say to convince me otherwise

>>149696183
Gregoire from the break

this guy is obsessed with Eetvelt

>>149696083
Oh, at first I thought he was refusing to ride in Rwanda because of their invasion of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

>>149696144
probably

>f course, it’s an honor to be chosen, but to be honest – to Rwanda I’d rather not travel. Last year in Switzerland, I noticed a significant difference between support from my federation and from what I am used to at the UAE. Which to some extent I understand – there are real budgetary constraints. Economical flights or a slightly cheaper hotel are not a problem, but I myself do not feel good to go on such a long journey to Africa, just to end up working for someone who is – after all – Tadej’s rival. When I add it all up, I’d rather leave my place to someone else, « explained Wellens.

>He did not mention the names, but it is more than not clear that he does not want to help Remco fight Pogačar at the WC. His words in his native Belgium were probably not all the most accepted, after all, he had to listen to the accusations after last year's WC in Switzerland that he knew where and when Pogačar would attack.

>»I certainly didn’t know that. If I knew, I would definitely be better set off at his attack. But the fact is, I’m with Pogačar a good friend – and such stories will always circulate. I don’t want to point a finger, but I did my best at last World Cup. They were cyclists who did less than me but do not drive for the UAE – and these things are not talked about, « he said to Nieuwsblad.

This is with google translate

>>149696215
>mines identified on map
kek

>>149696208
>Thibau Nys
prosit

>Jonas Vingegaard will ride in the mountain jersey on stage 6, even though he is only third in the standings.

>This is because Tadej Pogacar also has the yellow jersey and therefore has to do in it, while Tim Wellens is the Belgian champion, and the national championship jerseys are also prioritized as one of the Tour jerseys.

the humiliation continues

>>149696183
UAE said they won't chase any breaks until Hautacam, so if Pog wins it will be a case of other teams dragging him to victory

>>149696208
>Nys
>Eetvelt
>Lenny
Has he been watching the race? Onley's been so much stronger than them

>>149696247
>Belgians in Rwanda

>After a period of inertia, the Belgian administration became actively involved in Ruanda-Urundi between 1926 and 1931 under the governorship of Charles Voisin. The Belgians extended and consolidated a power structure based on indigenous institutions.

>In practice, they developed a Tutsi ruling class to formally control a mostly Hutu population through the system of chiefs and sub-chiefs under the overall rule of the two Mwami. Contemporary racial science and eugenics led Belgian administrators to believe that the Tutsi were genetically more closely related to Europeans than the Hutu superior and deserved power.

>Some scholars circulated, including John Hanning Speke, propagated the Hamitic hypothesis which held that the Tutsi were descended from "black Caucasians" who invaded Europe and were the ancestors of all the more "civilised" African peoples.

>>149696363
his AI chatbot only updates the news articles they input every week please understand

>>149696316
rent-free

(thought about making an "admit it, you miss him" post earlier today)

So now we know Kevin is not going to visma, where is he going? With total sponsoring ineos it seems the obvious choice but it would be so lame

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEBeHRXrUFo

stage 16 final climb

>>149696549
l'oreal to bring the one who was promised the first french TDF win in however long its been

>>149696588
40 years. It has been 40 years since a french rider has won their own grand tour, the Tour De france.

>>149696626
they are too clean
that is unironically why

>>149696183
Tomorrow is a breakaway stage unless Alpecin pull for mvdp.

>>149696734
I agree and it's a travesty I actually want france to do well and I enjoy the narrative. But if they don't win with a french team it don't count.

>>149696764
It's better like this. Imagine how much they'd rig it in favor of their GC contender.

HAHAHAHAHA FISHBOYS GTF OUT OF HERE.

Why didn't you guys tell me Vauquelin is actually a beast?

>>149696755

UAE will chase too.

Pro cycling manager makes absolutely diabolical regens for the french riders, like I've done 3 play throughs to get a french rider a TdF and every time the best I've got is maybe a 2/3rd tier favorite.

Eternal shite nation at everything especially cycling LOL

>>149696878
He's been great this year

fishboy got deep fried, it's over pissmabros

What would visma | lab consider a succesful tour de france?

Last year they finished with 1 stage win

>>149696208
eetveld is no way recovered lol

>>149696878
Why didn't you pay more attention?

>>149696247
I mean, he goes, on a tight budget, acts as support, and then gets accused of sandbagging his national team for his friend. I wouldn't want to go again unless something's changed. If it's going to be on a budget, as a support for someone he's not that great with and in a shit hole country on top of that, only to get accused again. It's hard to blame the guy, I'd be enjoying a vacation in a non shit hole place.

>>149697275
I'm sorry :(

>>149696247
Yeah, who would want to go on a week vacation in fucking Rwanda to slave for a seething manlet lmao

Jonas was in something called Aftentour and he spoke more about his race today:
>I just couldn’t find my rhythm. I don’t think it was the helmet. It felt like I just couldn’t settle out there. I feel like I’ve done everything I could and trained quite a bit on the time trial bike. It just wasn’t my day. Of course I’m disappointed, but I still believe it’s possible,
>That’s also why I’m surprised I had such a bad day. Compared to the watts I rode in the Dauphiné, I’m far below today. Something was off, and I can’t say whether it was me or something else,

>>149697568
a reminder that these riders are only mortals like the rest of us
no one is more dissapointed than Jonas and it takes balls to do a live evening show after you just sucked ass in a TT and lost the TDF
Remco would never

>>149697813
Trine probably made the call

At least Jonas isn't doped

>>149698005
moral winner and honorary squeaker

>>149698069
no more early season one-weeks for jonas i guess

>>149698069
>he would have won if he had built that kitchen for me

Evenepoel winning a tdf could work wonders for muslim acceptance in Belgium. Maybe Tadej has an unfortunate crash one of these days... If Allah wills it, of course.

>>149697568
tomorrow he'll wake up and see his words quoted in a newspaper and then he'll accuse the media of spinning and making a story out of nothing again

>>149698327
What kind of muslim is he? Sunni, Shia, Ibadi, Sufi?

>>149698418
world isn't ready for NOI remco

>>149697568
>they actually made him go on this show after today

>bullied by trine
>bullied by team management
>bullied by w*ut
>bullied by tadej
>bullied by the media

just let the man have some peace

>>149698418
Sunni most likely

>>149698418
>Azzabas
Norf-approved school

Hello, any good racing this AM?

>>149698564
literally Yakub and his tricknology..
Why did he create them?

Sufi is the best take on islam.

>>149698418
and they want to shit talk christians for having many versions (american shit is not real)

Remco may not win GC but at least he wins the cutest gf award (:

>>149698418
for me it's mhadist

>>149698418
The ginger convert type

>change name to Mehmet Al-Eveni Pouyati
>sign Al-Yatesi super domestiques
>unlock Ramadan gains in spring
>new aero TT gear from Iran Nuclear Program
There is no way 2026 won't be his year.

>>149696077
Kek, Pogacar ordered to help Almeida?

>>149699142
>Specialist rider Allah "Death to all infidels" Philippe

>>149699160
>Pogacar ordered to help Almeida?
No.

Another THERMONUCLEAIRE attack by Pogacar tomorrow or just chilling?

>>149699233
Almeida won't be happy though, he wants to go for either Giro or Vuelta.

>>149699295
Tomorrow is for the break unless Alpecin chases.

>>149699295
Definitely attack

Last climb 1,2km@7,1%. He won't care about the stage, but will test him there.

>>149696077
>>149699160
>>149699233
reminder Pogi has not even won a single Vuelta yet
what a bum

>>149696398
And because of this there are now people who unironically teach that Hutu and Tutsi are just made up categories when that's clearly not the case if you have working eyes

>No matter how much effort or training you put in
>It all ultimately comes down to "having the legs" on a certain given day

>>149698418
Twelver shi'ism is the only islamist sect worth something

>>149699160
Surely it's all-in for Ayuso

>>149699452
Pogacar always have legs.

>>149699575
Ayuso isn't doing the Vuelta.
Something about young riders not doing multiple GT'S in one season to avoid burnout.
They did the same with Pogacar. He only did 2 GT'S in one year for the first time last season.
They

>>149699632
they WHAT

>>149699689
I've been censord. I wanted to say they

>>149699452
snake eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=balitii8_Xg

We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Slovenebert

>>149697813
thougts and prayers

>stalk my upstairs neighbor by getting her name off a package
>turns out she a qt who wins triathlons

I have never talked to her or even seen or in person any strategy for making her my gf?

>>149699689
>>149699737
I think I know what slovbert is trying to say. I'm not sure, but he be talking about how they

>>149700113
Go on a rant about how ugly triathlon bikes are. If she agrees she is a keeper.

>>149700113
>triathlon gf
no thank you

>>149700113
>>149700180
Who would want pure watts with no handling skill?

>>149700113
Immediately ask her if she pisses on the bike

>>149699632
more like they can’t because there’s too many cocks in the hen house

>>149700113
I thought everyone here was gay?

>>149695989 (OP)
so pogi will keep the jersey from now till the end

>>149700278
yes, its literally (figuratively) over.

These would have been stage 21 time gaps 6-7 years ago when clean racing was at its peak. Truly a meme era this where riders finish almost 30 minutes down are in the top 10.

reminds me of based Iran propaganda

>>149700278
>the tour is literally over after 5 days

>>149700113
send her dick pic

>>149700503
classic webm

>>149700503
Fastelavnstønde

Why would Jonas Vingegaard, a 2x TdF winner and multi-millionaire, marry a fat, unattractive woman?

>>149701267
the pro cyclist wifecuck phenomena is well-documented

>>149701333
I was unaware of this phenomenon. Please elaborate

Wow, just what a marvellous day in stage 5 of the tour de france to introduce today's device /WORLD TOUR WINES/!

Tonight I'm getting absolutely sloshed alone in my studio flat drinking over priced grape juice whilst watching anime in my pyjamas.

This win was fucking disgusting, as are all wines, because it's a foul rotten serum which burns your throat, stomach, stains your teeth, makes you fat and kills your brain cells. It had
Noticeable nodes of fecal matter and tooth decay, with a tinge of vomit. It was aged for 3 years in a big disgusting vat on a french farm with the disgusting sour grapes the farmer couldn't sell at market.

I don't really know how this gimmick ends as I never read past the first line without cringing but I'd assume it's a rating system so I rate this rotten grape juice a 7/10. Delightfully rancid.

very funny to me this interview video of vingegaard's interview

a couple seconds in he sees remco passes and he just says a perfunctory "congrats" and then remco already past him a quick "thank you" without really looking, just really goofy that it made me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaBJelazQUw

>>149701267
she groomed him when he was a literal fishboy and gained full mind control over him

>>149701267
he was married and had kids with her before he became a multi-millionaire so thats a plus atleast

>>149701499
>neurodivergent
what does that even mean

>>149701516
acoustic

>>149701529
your telling me Vaughters is a guitar?

>>149701516
if someone tell you that they are neurodivergent it means they are an attention seeking normie cunt
if someone tells you that someone else is neurodivergent it means that person is autistic

>>149701516
just means their brain functions differently

If Vingegaard has the legs to win the tour, today won't matter. If he doesn't, which he obviously doesn't, then it's just the start of many disappointing stages. Better realise it's over early than deluding yourself into a we're so back.

>>149701632
I have been through the its-over/were-so-back loop three times since the tt finished already. I like my disappointments rapid cycling.

>>149701516
not normal

If Jonas is stronger in the mountains but loses it because of this shitty TT. That would be lame.

>>149701589
>>149701601
>>149701766
so a retard

How would you go on about tomorrows stage if you were Jumbo Vismas directeur sportif?

>>149701914
Campy leadout for Wout to win

>>149701914
stick a bidon into Pogi's wheel duh

>Roglic should go in the breakaway on stage 6
The LR guys do be retarded some time

>>149701712
I still have that part of the brain saying it's not over anything can happen maybe he'll surprise us.

Only surprise for me would be if he loses by less than 10 minutes

>>149701914
Call Luke Rowe

>>149701516
another dumbass invention from the euphemism factory

>>149702146
>>149701516
Are you guys really too stupid to intuit what the word means? You guys even come from countries that do compound words a lot so that can't be what's tripping you up

>>149702174
Don't call others stupid when you cant grasp simple shitposting.

>>149702174
just say retard or autist

>>149702174
here we call a spade a spade and a retard for a retard

>>149701516
ze dane does not understand ze phonics

>>149702197
its not shitposting
i honestly dont know what neurodivergent means but now i guess it just means a autistic fucker

how the mighty have fallen

>>149702228
Okay sorry burgerbert. You're the retarded DF dane right?

>>149702228
It means someone in a position of authority has decided what is "normal" ways of thinking, and anyone who doesn't conform to that is in need of therapy.
You saw it a lot in the Soviet Union where not believing in communism was considered a mental illness and got you committed to an asylum.

>>149702256
Lmao

>>149702228
it is a deeply retarded term that presupposes some cognitive norm that doesn't exist; a standard that's being 'diverged' from.

>>149702239
excuse you please refer to me as the "neurodivergent DF dane" from now on........but no thats not me

Scandis not beating the allegations this time.

>>149702330
surely you can understand it simply as a categorization

>>149702330
I think you're pretty neurodivergent yourself friend

>>149702283
Nice deflection Ivan/Chang

I'm down for a new schizobert from a rarer flag. Danes and brits become a bit same same in the long run.

>>149702485
we had burger and german schizos at last TDF but they are not here this year

>>149702485
We absolutely need to cultivate a new schizo environment to pass on the torch. It's a long time since britain became irrelevant in cycling and it's looking like danes are following the same fate. Need a french schizo, there's a lot of room for that. We have a few seething belgians already. Fingols are absolutely gold on the rest of the site, cyc finns are extremely normal.

Pole used to be cool but he's gotten in line with the clique and culture and he's now boring as fuck, assuming it's the same schizo who drank on the bench and spoke to prostitutes. That was gold. Too few nations dominate cycling right now for more schizos to emerge.

farming .2 to .Pro races in Asia seems like a pretty fun life for a few years

>>149702552
the slovenians also had a couple of schizos but they are also gone
its just us old schools schizos left

>>149702053
Fraudlic should lose massive time tomorrow and go into breakaway on stage 7.

Still blows my mind a bit when I remember Tadej actually completed the triple crown last year.
Seemed like one of those things that were impossible in modern cycling.

>>149702604
he has to go for all GTs in a single year next

>>149702553
I bet SALBY feels pretty good about making the move east.

>>149702623
If he does that Jumbo HAS to absolutely kill him in the giro. 3 weeks of gruesome racing. Enormous aggressive breakaways, absolutely killing every single hill longer than 500m.

gotta chuckle as this every now and then
Nair Force KINGtana ffs

>>149702642
he will be leading out greenstreets in belgian 1.1's starting next year

>>149702623
doubt.jpg

If UAE allow it, he will do the Tour-Vuelta double, and leave it at that. Only Tour after that and Classics.

>>149702656
All you need is to find the nickname somewhere in print, and they won't delete it

2 days of terrible betting. Lost every single bet today. Also won a fat bet on PSG which I forgot I made so last 2 days losses made up with a single bet.

Poogacar wins tomorrow no problem I should think, only thing is I doubt UAE will chase and who will chase instead? MVDP can't beat him on the last climb. No one can. On paper it should be poogacar but I sneaky suspicious it will be a break.

>>149702738
tomorrow is gonna be a breakaway

>>149696183
This used to be prime roglic territory :(

>>149702738
French victory tomorrow I fear

>>149702785
Pogacar will win and you will like it.

>>149700113
say something like "cool, I'm into cycling, let me know if you want to go on a ride some time"

then launch an explosive attack on a rampa and see how she responds

>>149700278
He'll lose it to a breakaway shitter tomorrow but put time into his rivals

>>149701388
>a foul rotten serum which burns your throat, stomach, stains your teeth, makes you fat and kills your brain cells
Ah, so you're drinking Cabernet Sauvignon?
>Noticeable nodes of fecal matter
Yep, definitely a left bank Bordeaux
> It was aged for 3 years in a big disgusting vat on a french farm with the disgusting sour grapes the farmer couldn't sell at market.
Many such cases. They claim the Brett is intentional.
>I'd assume it's a rating system
PPATTT, I do not give point scores, I occasionally post general rankings of the wines I have tried so far. And real attention payers may notice I shuffle the rankings after reflection.

>>149702528
uh the burger schizo is definitely here. probably banned, but he will be here

>>149703023
miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe

>>149703119
Biden was the best
a living meme

>>149703099
https://www.arrogant-frog.com/en/

you have to review this shite

>>149703146
don't worry, I have some real shit on tap for next week. I've haven't had a bottle of wine this cheap since drinking Mad Dog 20/20 in college.

>>149703173
tour de franzia time

>>149700503
Better than last year when it was over after 4 days

To this day it still blows my fucking mind that a US Goverment agency sponsored a highly succesful international cycling team back in the day

This is my first proper Tour. Is it already over?

What should I watch from the past?

>>149703409
>This is my first proper Tour. Is it already over?
yes
>What should I watch from the past?
watch stage 20 of the Giro from earlier in the year, a 10/10 stage

>>149700180
fr fr no cap
tri people are even more mentally ill than cyclists

iT IS THUNDERSTORMING INSANO style rn

>>149703556
stay safe texas bro

>>149703290
these days it seems like only the military has that kind of marketing budget

>>149703556
>imagine dying because you build shit infrastructure and it started raining a little
classic burgerstan

>>149702232
why doesn't this fag just buy a cabin in scotland and take up fishing
?

>>149703023
is this retard dead yet?
im american and I don't even know
i think he died but that might have been clint eastwood i cant remember

The Austria Tour, just seen it, bit silly

>>149703690
they're both still alive, biden has advanced cancer though so fingers crossed

>>149703690
Neither are dead retard

>>149702232
i think he's decent with johan. good for him for getting paid, as far as cycling pundits hes far from the worst

>>149703690
youre thinking of jimmy carter

Going to see Supermann tomorrow

>>149703766
yeah we're watching pogacar tomorrow, what else is new

>>149703766
are you going to superman tuck your way into the theater

>>149703702
>>149703704
>>149703750
no
the timelines shifted

>>149703733
Very insightful from a performance perspective. Shame he never went into management or team staff. Not cut out for it though. Like Steve Cummings.

He's hanging out with good dudes who are keeping him straight whilst he gets paid being on a national broadcast channel. He's absolutely winning, better than the pressure of a DS. Basically a free lancer pardon the pun.

>>149703805
>>149703811
Higher ups need to increase the joke budget this is diabolical lads fuck sake. Pained me to read.

>>149703973
>boringly whines about pogacar for a whole fucking day
>suddenly decides boring whining about pogacar is kitsch
mirror

Watching AEW Dynamite live on HBO Max

>Gall and Mas... even I beat them... which is like... yeah
burn

>>149704113
any other interesting tidbits from the Thomcast

serious queston: why are there no great black cyclists? It can't be an athletic thing. The greatest marathoners are black and that requires the same strength and endurance as cycling.

Where are they?

>>149704150
Girmay won the Green last year Bert

>>149704150
Economic barrier of entry to the sport and general lack of interest

>>149704166
economic? why don't they just steal a bike?

>>149704180
because then they have to keep it, and how does a bike thief keep a bike when surrounded by other bike thieves. It'll get passed around and ridden harder than a white girl at a frat party

>>149704150
Major Taylor my friend
>The greatest marathoners are black
running barefoot costs nothing a racing bike costs 5 figures in ameridollars these days. i remember ineos making a press release that they were recruiting [black] kenyan runners to be cyclists but that didn't seem to go anywhere. also the comparative advantage of east african runners to the rest of the global population is proportional leg length which doesn't really matter for cycling [if anything it will hinder performance].

>>149704180
next time I see some videos from afrikatour i'll keep a LOOK out

>>149704159
he did not 'win' green. ASO and the UCI rigged the sprint stages to give him the jersey to increase the international profile of the sport and create netflix storylines. this is widely known.

>>149704150
black people can't ride bikes as well as white people or sudacas
its genetic just like blacks are better runners

>>149704150
Why are there no great Asian cyclists?

This is a far more interesting question because in addition to a great tradition of endurance sports (like Africa), bicycles are ubiquitous in Asian countries

Why is Gall so bad, he was just good in Swuisse

>>149704444
mental midget

>>149704444
he can climb. but he can't TT, he can't position, he can't descend, he can't stop chuting, he can't get in breaks, he can't keep an aero position, he can't even effectively be a bottle carrier. but he can climb!

>>149704444
He's one of those dudes that is great at specific stages that suit him but loses time in so many other ways as elucidated by >>149704499

Same with Lenny. If all the stars align, he is great, but he is not consistent and not a GC rider.

>>149704574
made to slave for seixas

/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WPbqYoz9HA

/hour de burg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsOHvP1XnRg

>>149704630
ahem

/hour of the hamburger/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJ4O-nSveg

>>149704716
pain lies on the riverside, hold me up and overcome are all also good Live songs

>>149704635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nAON-MwUPY

One of my favorite songs to ride to. Along with the entire Hackers soundtrack

Do you guys think Almeida will get podium? If he is holding up as good as he is right now, then I can only imagine how he will do in the mountains. I also believe that Pog and Evenepoel are kinda overstretching

>>149705762
Depens how much slaving he has to do. If Yates is decent enough/pogi puts 3 minutes on the first mountain stage there are good chances he does

>>149704150
Running a 2 hour marathon != 21 4+ hour stages of bike racing. We are all gifted differently skeletally and metabolically…

>>149704150
Part of running efficiency comes from elasticity in tendons which is where some black tribes can be so good. In terms of pure vo2max I think most of the top athletes recorded are white. In fact the real question is where are the Norwegians

>>149696077
He should aim for the tt-rr double in rwanda

>>149704929
he'll be the only gc rider not to crash this tour

BIG day for BIG breakaways

>>149706896
hereby i decalre WOUT will be in the breakaway and he will win for complete TTD (Total Trine Death)

>>149706896
Honestly if I'm alpecin I keep the break at 2 minute and the battle for positioning with 70k to go will take care of the rest

Will we ever get another no. 1 ranked rider?

>>149706955
2030

>>149706919
serving pogacar the stage

>>149700278
unless he crashes, yes

>>149706812
W-what happens to Jonas and Tadej?

>been out all day
>come to check if the tour is over
>it actually is
I think Almeida would podium this year tbqh

>>149707067
Better than getting Saganed in the break

>>149696247
>lacks support from federation
imagine being a humble Uzbeki Rouleureaux whos bullied into buying her own bike and plane ticket

hey

>>149707307
at least she is self consciuos enough about her frog mouth she self censured it, good god

>>149707307
Who in their right mind thinks that plastic lips look good?

>>149707378
her frog game is crazy tho ngl

>>149707380
ikr, her lips were serviceable already. mouth looks good too.

>>149707378
frog website though

>>149707481
nice frog you got there, check out mine

How can other races even compete

>>149704150
>requires the same strength and endurance as cycling.
no

BIG Axelgaard update

>>149707748
>Lenny Martinez
he's dead, gone

>so sleepy..
is this pas normal?

>>149707748
Where's Healy

>>149707130
Doubt it but we’ll see how much lifting he will have to do seems to be the last man in the train so pulling until parked will be in order. Easy top ten though

KWAB has arrived

>>149707713
i had such a great time that summer, holy

outta my way peasants big spender coming through

>>149707784
boooooooo

>>149707784
until they stop using yellow I will keep calling them Jumbo

>>149707784
man those logo’s are weird on the bus like they’re photoshopped

>Vingegaard has to ride in polka dots today

Bro can we get Jonas on some kind of sucide watch list, holy fucking shit the humilation wont end

>>149707784
VISMA MERDA
FISHBOY CULO

>>149707784
>L

PCS rankings are hilarious. According to them:
>almeida is a better GC rider and better TT-er than pogacar
>wout is the best rider on hills (lmao)
>jonas is barely a top 10 climber

down goes Omloop
down goes Omloop

>>149707855
Pcs rankings glorify statpadding against frauds and placements, that's how you get Hirschi and Pidcock in top 5

>>149707871
But I thought nobody cared about cycling anymore now that Pog is dominating

>>149707855
jonas doesn't race enough
Joao does all the one week races so gets all the points
I dunno what the fuck hills is about

>>149703923
It's only a matter of time until skelly goes off the deep end again. Wasn't that long ago he was couch surfing and bankrupt selling trophies for sniff.

>>149707855
it's because of time frame. it shows 365-day period, which depends sorely on the number of race days.

>>149707897
ratings are up shizo’s down in the mud throwing feces

>>149707905
>sniff
are you thinking what im thinking?

>>149707897
Same as formula1 it's been neetflix'd and women + lards are en masse watching the highlights /or having it on in the background whilst WFH.

>>149703733
>far from the worst
what an insult. Wiggo is great. one of the best even

>magrini was wrong again
https://dnlbenson.substack.com/p/remco-to-red-bull-latest-not-signed

Tour goes through Norman Switzerland today
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Switzerland

>>149701267
>>149701366
He's an architect, it's a well known phenomenon with endurance athletes both pros and amateurs having thicc mommy gfs/wifes.

>Godon and Vauquelin to Ineos
Nooo i wanted them for the Decathlon L'Oréal superteam

>>149707970
Hey we have a Saxon Switzerland too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saxon_Switzerland

Pogers

>>149708005
>superteam

>>149708015
please don't trigger bertaczek into posting his Switzerland which is essentially just the extension of Saxon Switzerland into Bohemia

Will there be a breakaway for the intermediate sprint?

Goodbye Joe, me gotta go, me oh, my oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the Bayeux
My Yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh, my oh
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the Bayeux

>>149708040
It's the other way around actually, the Bohemian Switzerland is bigger and better

They should give poogacar the yellow jersey and the trophy then send him home with the win and 5 stages. The rest can fight it out for 2nd place.

>>149701914
Send Wout to the break as a humiliation ritual but then chase it back yourself. Crash Pogi out of the race.

>>149708033
I hope you brought a bat with you

>>149707905
He's got Lance and George and Johan and God knows who else. I think he'll keep it between the lines. He admires Lance so much you can see from the move. No way he's relapsing under lances supervision.

Germans have exactly 13 Switzerlands
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Switzerland_(landscape)#Official_names

>>149707407
For your next birthday I'll personally deliver her (tied and bound) to your home address

>>149708128
there is a Piccola Svizzera here in Abruzzo too

The TT won't matter if Jonas does indeed have the legs to compete for the tour. He'll win by a higher margin.

But he doesn't so it won't matter. Literally nothingburger

>>149703409
>>149703476
Also for the full lore watch the Yates you can stage of Giro, help me Berts in naming the year and stage.

>>149708158
Jonas actually killed this TdF

>>149708128
>The name Switzerland is used over 250 times, of which well over 100 are in Germany alone.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweiz_(Landschaftsbezeichnung)

>>149707783
well I meant he would podium on his current form if he was captain of one of the teams
he's looking very good

>>149708041
of course not

>>149708158
>have the legs
Last year they were squeaking about the crash, having the legs and whatnot, meanwhile fishboy literally had the best performance of his career. He "had the legs" the whole time and it didn't matter. I do hope that he finds it in him more fight so that this is more entertaining, but this idea that "if only he had the legs, he'd win" is pure bs.

Honest question is Pogacar doping?

Today has to be a massive break right? No way the other teams just sit in the peleton all day just to get dusted by Pogacar and Van der Poel at the finish??

>>149708323
he is the most talented cyclist of all time

>>149708323
Of course but so is everyone else. Not just in cycling but all all high level sports.

>>149708346
*he's the highest responder of all time

>>149708323
No he just happens to be the best in every category
Nothing to see here

Honestly air conditioner is the best purchase I made in years. It's turned the room from a stuffy grim hovel into a wonderfully fresh den with a cool sea breeze.

I highly recommend air conditioner for you euro suffers like me. 30 degree is no temperature for the white man.

Will Pogi sprint at km 22?

>>149708394
Bring back the combination jersey for kino

what do you call your frog folder? Do you have multiple folders? How do you organize your frog collection?

>>149708342
if they don't it'll just be Pog sucking a ride until the end before taking a fat shit on everyone up the final climb

>>149708403
Why hasn't anyone ran the numbers who would have won it each year (even for in the years it was discontinued)? The formula isn't that hard.

>>149708323
Probably not, he wins a lot and the winner gets tested the most, so by now he's pretty much confirmed clean

>>149708415
where in the bert did she go

>>149708323
No, most of the races he wins it's because of G2 syndrome

>>149708033
I wonder how much one of these things costs? And how much to actually refuel it?

>>149708415
> what do you call your frog folder?
apus
> Do you have multiple folders?
one for /cyc/ themed apus and one for generic
>How do you organize your frog collection?
no its chaos, takes me on average 1-2min to pick one

>>149708466
I believe their tank is something like 600 liters.

POLKA JONAS

>>149708323
Probably, but so is half the peloton, almost the entire NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB, soccer. Not to forget weightlifting and others more apparent. The gymbro sports, bodybuilding and powerlifting, of having 2 leagues, one tested and one not makes a little more sense.

>>149708465
>you think thats funny bert? what if we all just bullied you with our feet, would that be funny?

How embarrassing must it be to have to ride in polkadots for the fish

>>149708418
Wait this is real? who’s going to take it then?

>>149708505
yes it was revealed to him in a dream

Jonas pre-race interview with Danish media:
What have you managed to look into after yesterday?
>There was no breakthrough yesterday. Obviously, you can’t draw big conclusions overnight. That’s something that will take some time.
Could it have something to do with the day you went deep recently?
>No, I don’t think so, because everyone went deep. It was the same for everyone. Normally, I recover well after those kinds of efforts. So I don’t think that’s it. I think it was just a bad day – or maybe something else went wrong.
Van Aert took it easy yesterday because he was looking ahead to the coming days. Has that changed now that you might need more protection?
>No, Van Aert will still get his chance, and we’ll see today how it goes. We expect a lot of interest in the breakaway, and it could be that we’ll try to get Wout in there. We’re not going to set the pace, and if there’s a breakaway, we’d like to have someone in it.

Thank for your service britberts

Why is no one talking about the team classification for pissma lab? It's a really difficult thing to win, right tridente-bros?

>>149708514
Yeah no worries mate my great grandad was a draft dodger but yeah you're welcome haha

>>149708514
Still baffles me the krauts got black crosses. No winners in ww1 what a shit show and you can't comprehend how many berts died until you see field after field full of crosses. Think of all the monster slurpers we could've had and no ageing pop so no illegals necessary if we didn't send all our young men to die.

JUST repaired a slipped motor belt on a spindle for my 90s landice treadmill. feels good being handy and based.

>>149708505
Well the commentators said so but he's wearing the polka dot in the end so it was either a lie or they solved the issue

Why would Vingegaard wear polkas? Shouldn't it be Wellens?

>>149708575
Wellens is a Belgian champion and the Polka dots would only be on loan, thus he has a choice.

>>149708575
he gets to wear the Belgian NC jersey as he's not the actual KOM leader

>>149708575
>>149708584
>>149708586
and chooses to actively cuck Vinge in the process,
Humiliation ritual

>>149708584
I didn't know that. Spicy. UAE chose to humiliate fishboy.

I finna have some internet
Posting buses

if only you knew how bad things really are

So no break until the intermediate sprint?

Grug

Do the riders sleep in hotels mostly?

Surely they can't be sleeping on buses?

>>149708624
Yes but most hotels are complete shite apparently 3 star type of thing

I've seen enough.
Allah'Flip will win

>>149708584
Why has vingegaard never won a national, European or world championship title?

>>149708624
They have to walk around town and ask if they can lodge for the night. Maximum humiliation.

>>149708634
They sort of compensate I believe....as in if you got a shit hotel 1 day you get a better one next day.

>>149708624
>he expects me to cum on a bus
ngmi

>>149708634
The star system purely depends on the amenities available for the most part. You could sleep like a king in a 1 star joint if the bed was good but there's no pool or complementary rimjob

>>149708638
Denmark is too flat, European championship is a joke, and the last time he was in the WC was in 2018 (finished 63rd). Can't win, if you don't participate.

>>149708541
I like riding my bike, but every time I have to do some maintenance i want to kms

>>149708673
same, this is why I never ride after a rain

>>149701516
The newest buzzword for everyone who isn't a bland cookie cutter HR drone.

>>149708673
i fixed it in under an hour, treadmills dont get simpler than these old models. also re-aligned the belt tension screws on the rear spindle for light pressure because my treadmill deserves to comfymaxx too.

>>149708470
based, mine is called Anurans which is the order to which frogs and toads belong

>>149708638
he still has time

More like triple dopé

>Simmons
>Healy
>Allah

MASSIVE BREAK this could be the day, quinn odds are great too

>>149708673
maintenace is fun though if you have the time and a few good podcasts you can hear.

Does Normandy still retain any cultural traces of its Norse roots?

Jonas bros....Wout is trying to go for a break.

>>149708466
Probably a bit under half a million eurodollars as it is. Fuel tank is probably around 500 liters. Could be up to like 900 but I doubt these busses have tanks that big. Fuel consumption anywhere between 20 - 50 liters/100 km.

Should certainly be a break day, doubt alpecin will chase. Jumbo won't. UAE won't.

>Niklas Arndt is already 33
time flies

>>149708888

>>149708513

milan's bike looks so tiny

>>149708915
grande Johnny

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Dave Brailsford and the lads, but MASSIVE marginal gains are desperately needed right now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about rest of the Tour de France, or our chances in the upcoming Vuelta a España for that matter

Why don't they let the break away?

would be nice to be 190cm but at the same time large frames look dumb

>>149708928
But 190cm frames are ladies sized frames

EF desperately want to be in this break with healy and powless but it feels kinda DOA

>>149708927
because there is a sprint ahead

>>149708939
the sprint is over

Jumbo in the break might mean UAE ride out of spite

>>149708033
>>149708607
>>149708619
i prefer the Uzbeki bus

>>149708925
Come on Bert.
If you're doing a mock /MUG/ atleast start with :"So it happened again....

exclusive footage from before the door of fishboi's hotel room this night

>>149708927
they hate fun

>>149708953
I reserve that for the real /mug/ which inevitably will be required at the end of this stage

Explanation of the Vingegaard and Polka-Dots controversy:
>onas Vingegaard has changed jersey before the start of the stage.
>At TV 2 Sport in the mixed zone, he was wearing his normal jersey, but he is now rolling out on stage 6 in polka dots. There has been confusion about the mountain jersey before the start of the stage.
>ASO announced after stage 5 that Jonas Vingegaard will wear the jersey, as he is number three in that classification. Pogacar and Wellens are above him, but since Pogacar will ride in the yellow and Wellens in his Belgian championship jersey, as he is not leading the competition, it will go to Vingegaard.
>But here the confusion arose, as Vingegaard was not wearing it before the start of the stage. According to Wielerflits, this was because Visma's old sponsor was still on the jersey - BetCity.
>But since July 1, it has been illegal to advertise betting sites in the Netherlands. And because the machine that prints the jerseys had been shipped to the finish line, it could not be changed. Therefore, Visma and Vingegaard refused to ride in the mountain jersey. This is what Wielerflits writes, and ASO has given the same message to TV 2 Sport. Instead, ASO tried to persuade Wellens to ride in the mountain jersey, but he refused.
>When the riders rode out to the start, Vingegaard wore the mountain jersey, and Wielerflits writes that ASO managed to remove the betting advertisement on the jersey.
https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/tour-2025-commotie-om-bolletjestrui-jonas-vingegaard/
>>149708418
>>149708563

What's next for bahrain now that lenny and tiberi are washed?

>>149708624
hotels and you don’t have alot of choice either meaning you can’t rent out the best hotels france has to offer if your budget is bigger… you can bring your own matrasses however the stories of old gc hotels are wild specially the 90’s they’d threw parties trash hotels etc

>>149708976
Ride for Bilbao until he is 40.

>>149708635
>>149708635
>>149708635

>>149708985
as I understand it, you don't get any choice in your hotel, it's randomized to an extent with the intent of maintaining a 3 star average for the teams. So one night you'll be in a 4 star hotel, the next night a 2, and so on, so all teams suffer equally

TRINE, WOUT IS DOING IT AGAIN

>ads during wout/allah attack
I'm not pirating tnt anymore

>>149708973
goddamn that s funny they’re trolling Visma hard can just imagine Wellens going smugly “no mate no can do”

>>149709011
fishboys wife wont be happy about this

>>149708911
very good commentary I gotta say, sounds like he did this for the last 10 years

Finally a day home from the office to watch le Tour

>>149709032
agreed

Trine is such a funny name until you remember it's pronounced "Tree-nuh"

>>149709013
https://www.viprow.nu/tour-de-france/tour-de-france-stage-6-online-stream-2

Nico Roche, I like this stream a lot zero ads.

>>149709050
Yes? How would Burgers pronounce it? Try-nee?

>>149709011
>NO WOUT YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE JONAS ALONE LIKE THAT

>>149709069
>don't work on brave

Yo Mathieu is going for points?

>>149709073
Like an Australian says Train

>>149709073
Similar to brine?

>>149709091
cute

>>149709050
I imagine it’s danish so no high vowels Tr-no

>>149709091
>>149709098
troyn

>>149709050
Tree-nee?

We are passing the hometown of Squillaume Martin Squillonet today

What’s Shit-x’s problem lol

classic everyone wants to break so we ride a 50km/h average in first hour stage until there’s like two assholes left episode

That campenaerts helmet is so fucking ugly

Already 3min groupetto

I would refuse to ride for the faggy coloured EF

Jesus they're absolutely caneing it

>>149709237
I am suprised to have not seen Picnic bust these out on the tour so far. Although I might have missed it.
https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/fast-is-not-always-the-most-sexy-time-trial-helmets-help-picnic-postnl-and-van-uden-net-victory-in-giro-ditalia-sprint/

at least it's not boring. Benny Hill really wants it

Gc day I guess.

>>149709261
Apologize

What if everyone on the Tour just raced the whole thing, no teams?

Do any of the minor tours do that or is it limited to one-day races? Even then are there team tactics?

>>149709269
For what ?

>>149709237
Looks like a "special needs" helmet desu

>>149709163
>not a real pro cyclist

>>149709270
Imagine the under the table corruption

we’re getting a break ladies and gentleman

MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU MATHIEU

>>149709281
stop

tejada simmons and healy are still going at it lmao

>>149709264
Aren't these banned next year, using TT-style helmets on regular race days?

>>149709204
too based

What the fuck is Jorgenson doing

>UAE isn’t letting vismoids go
no cope stage win for you guys

why can't these visma fags just sit down

>roglic dropped
>lipo useless
What is the point of redbull

>>149709250
Hot pink is a great color imo

VISMA UAE TOTALEN KRIEG

WAR IS KEKLEIN?

>>149709305
being an annoying as always

>>149709318
It is, euros don't get it. They don't get fun and easy going.

Am I behind? I don't see Roglic dropped.

Love Guillaume

Tejada has +26 lol let him go ffs again a uno-x douchebag at the front

Just tuning in can't see Jonas, is he wearing the red helmet?

>>149709316
Them and Movistar are the (retarded) gift that keeps on giving

>>149709346
He's wearing the donkey hat

>>149709337
It came back together but there was a momentary split and Lipochud and Roglic were both caught wanting again

>>149709316
to sell sugar water and "lifestyle vibes"

>>149709339
MOO :DDDD

why is peloton still trying

Prudhomme is similing somewhere

I hate UAE

I'm worried for the fat men if this keeps up.

>Simmons and Healy in yet another breakaway
God bless their legs

>>149709360
eh the peloton was just stretched out, he was next to politt

THANKS PISSMA FOR THE SLURPAGE

be seething if I was in this break and the peloton not letting you go

Jonas not even top 5

>>149709431
There was a little split but nothing really to write home about
Just bora sleeping at the wheel again

So visma are working hard which will mean poogacar gets the stage for free and an extra 10 seconds.

I understand their plan but it's so retarded

>>149709445
he barely races, there's nothing to check in his profile

why are they so fucking scared of the break what

>>149709460
Truly a big brained venture

>>149709445
Victories of Vingegaard in 2025:
Volta ao Algarve em Bicicleta: Stage 5
Volta ao Algarve em Bicicleta: GC
Paris-Nice: Stage 3
Pageviews of a rider's profile on PCS are usually when his photo is on the frontoage, ie, he won something.

break should spaz out like Milan when Jumbo catch them

>road tubeless is bad
what changed

>>149709483
multiple dead riders happened

Who is smarter, visma or bora?

Today's girl dinner

That's early harvest for those fields I wonder when they planted and what crop it was.

>>149709492
They both kneel to Movistar

>>149709498
Is that a corsa vxr the interior looks very similar. Those are recaros I'm certain. Shit tier shop btw that's grim.

>>149709499
Barley I'm guessing.

Insane motor pacing

>>149709526
Based motor pacing you mean.

Lel and we're still not done.

>>149709526
love it

>>149709491
must be hooklessfags

>>149709511
Mazda3 lad it's pretty tricked out

What's the time limit today for the sprinters?

Wiebeswinslol. why did they even make this stage? could just handle her a win and save everyone time and efforts

>>149709545
Is it an mps? Those are disgustingly fast 2.3l T I think right? My dad was going to get one. They look so cool.

Pogacar-Visma bitch fights are always hilariously entertaining.

its so unfair that ill never get to sniff lianes bibs the part thats been sitting between her asscheeks all race

>>149709554
top 10

>>149709553
19%

>>149709553
depends on avg speed
at the minute it's 20%. so massive and not a concern

>>149709563
What are the prerequisites of being a kitman for a female pro cycling team?

Total Sprinter Death

>>149709582
>>149709575
Interesting

all these jobbers joining the break
booo

what the fuck is even going on anymore

They have literally raced all day

>>149709610
3 star favourite

The entire peloton is colluding to ensure that pogacar can only win by 5 seconds instead of 10

This is kinda feeling like the peoton is racing against UAE at this point which is very based.

V A L G R E N
Kooooom så!!!

cmon let em do something

are they trying to make Pogi forget to eat

>>149709624
i look like this

Uno-X again lel.
This break is going nowhere.

>>149709563
>Thursday at noon, after stage 5, 7 bibs worth €160 each were stolen from the Movistar team bus in Monselice, in what the team assumed was the work of a degenerate.

what is uno-xers plan?

Maybe they're kiling poogacar in anticipation of the Vuelta. At least they'd have a slither of a chance there.

>>149709654
Plan?

>>149709570
GC

There is more ads than actual cyclismo on FTV, can't stand this shit

fat sprinters are at +8 minutes already

aight that might be it
Tim Wellens says enough of this shit let's sit up

All the chateaux are so heckin ugly with their weird towers that look like giant bells.

>>149709684
Van Eetvelt in that group btw

>>149709558
That's the one, yeah it goes pretty fucking fast lel

>>149709692
France GAY

I'll be the first to say it: FUCK uno-x, buncha no fun fjordggots

Visma have broken UAE, pogacar is isolated, he will get dropped and lose minutes today!

>>149709654
be a shit time like every tour

>>149709704
i have been hating on Uno-Gay for a long time

and that's it hopefully

>>149709707
I'm from the future, can confirm this happens in week 3

>>149709704
they stink up classic finals the same way they really are a nuissance team

>>149709651
that would be my dream come true

>>149709730
>out of nothing, total shitter in your way

>>149709748
discount Allah

>>149709748
fucking burgaudeau

I love Tour de France so much

>>149709729
My school latin is somewhat rusty. Is Stigant a name?

>>149709761
>>149709761
>>149709761

Any chance for the break or no? I assume they won't work together until the end, as they dont want to go to the line with can der poel

>2025
>4K still not standard quality

>>149709772
nyes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stigand

>>149709782
break is gonna win

>>149709782
good chance because not a bunch of jobbers. will be hard to catch even if they only get 2 minutes
might just let them go completely

>>149709789
ty

>>149709782
That’s Giro winner Yates in there Visma got this locked IMO

MVDP stage win + yellow jersey

Apparently UAE said they wouldn't chase breaks for the first week, another lie.