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Analogue computer diodes light up on computers from 1953. Tape reels spin and three men in corduroy suits with unwashed faces and long hair sit on mid century modern lounge chairs in a tv studio.
>welcome back to Nothing Ever Happens. The show where we discuss the things currently not happening.
>Nothing is said to be happening currently and some spectators are asking
>no no, nothing ever happens. This rumour of nothing happening is just another diversion from the happening lobby to distract people for two more weeks
>two more weeks? If this body doesn't stop and make sure Nothing happens in two more weeks we may not have two more weeks
>nothing is going to happen in two more weeks. Nothing ever happens in two more weks
>two more weeks? Until what? Until nothing happens
>well nothing ever happens.
>gentlemen, cant there be any common ground?
>what so that "something" can happen?
>nothing ever happens
> there you go again, next you'll tell me to check back in two more weeks.
>that's all the time we have today for Nothing ever happens, please tune in to our next scheduled program in two more weeks