My name is Bud
Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis
My name is Bud, it's always been
Cause I'm the most weeb sonsabitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue, yes, Islander blue from head to toe
I'm rather drab, except my anime shoes
I make em shine, well, most the time
Cept today, my feet are troddin on by this friend of mine
trb he’s rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is Bud
But call me Budsius Islander 1bercrombie
That's long for Bud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated, blue and cold
I've got my pride, I watch hololive
I watch only the finest and I haven't browsed /hoc/ in several months, or were it years?
The breath on trb could bring any man to tears
We had our posts, a common spat
So on 4/17/2022, I raped him upside the cranium with my New York Mets baseball bat.
My name is Bud.