Thread 149331816

bud + 1 = trb

>>149331852
Okay schizo good job!

When will Oilers fans turn on Nurse and start to scare him away from the city?

>>149331862
bud1
mitch1

just like my islanders

Im excited to see the draft :)

Who's stopping Florida from winning the cup in 2026?

>>149331907
moonbelt team probaly

>>149331664
RPH has turned into real fatheaded american hours

>>149331893
But they got rid of the crusty old fart and have the first overall pick?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'VE REWATCHED THE FINAL EVERY NIGHT
BEST PLAYER?
NOT IN OUR SPORT!

I see a pubsub pitstop but where are the blizzard dispensers

>>149332123
They stocked up already

>>149332123
There's a DQ a bit north up federal highway, hit that up first before the parade starts.

When will hockey stop being dominated by Florida

>>149332146
THAT'S A LOT OF ICE CREAM

>>149332189
When NHL owners stop being retarded

A Canadian team winning an American Hockey League championship, what's that all about?

>>149332236
so.. never?

i miss gary

>>149332064
They will find a way to botch the 1OA somehow

The only reason the Panthers are back-to-back champions is because Evan Rodrigues has scared all opponents with his face

On Hfboards there is a janny that is always super nice and respectful and genuinely a good guy even when I'm being a little bit of a low effort shitposter and I seriously don't know what to do. I always hate jannies because they are bitter powertripping losers but this one is a super nice and respectful whitepill bro. I've never seen these tactics used before and I'm not equipped to engage this. Not sure how I feel, I kinda want to give up being a prick.

>>149332064
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149332471
There are a few cities that are so horrible that I wouldn't move there if they paid me double. Winnipeg Buffalo and Edmonton would be my top 3 shithole cities that have an NHL team, Phoenix would be up there too if they still had a team. Haven't been to Columbus or Tampa before so I can't rate those cities.

>>149332550
I bet that your town/city is worse than any of those.

>>149332550
i bet gary would want us to move so we could support our/a team better

>>149332593
I hear people are moving to ohio

>reddit in complete meltdown over fuck mcdavid
getting ohhhhhh connor mcniggerrrrr ready for next year's cup run

>>149332619
Kinda racist desu

marchand will lead MTL to the SCF next season.

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>149332895
thank you gary

international tournaments are consistency lost by team USA btw

>>149332895
> Former Flames Sam Bennett and Matthew Tkachuk were instrumental in Florida’s victory, with Bennett even being awarded the Conn Smythe Trophy for his robust anti-Edmonton services.

>>149332909
We love you Sam!!!

>>149332909
> "I’m proud to support Calgary without having to actually live there,” Bennett said. “I’d say I’ll be thinking of the city while I’m enjoying the beach in mid-February, but we all know that would be a polite lie.”

>>149332923
> The City of Calgary has announced a co-belligerents victory parade, where a photo of Connor McDavid looking sad will be paraded through the streets.

>>149331816 (OP)
>wake up
>c*nadians still seething

>>149332929
> At press time, Flames fans were already looking forward to the possibility of a historic threepeat.

the burrito shrapnel dug in a bit deeper last night

>>149332903
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149332949
those are my 31 teams not named the florida panthers

I dont seethe

>>149332957
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

Next seasons gimmick should be positivity and acceptance

>>149333155
We already have the flames gimmick

>>149333171
And how could I forget the finnish gimmick

>>149333148
raped bitch

>>149332943
ok you fucking go on and on about this dood
i've seen the green text but dont get most of it

explain in-depth the burrito shrapnel lore. how this military burrito hurt him

Am I missing something? What is so awful about the Panthers having a cheeky “fuck McDavid” chant in the clurb? They earned the right to do that.

>clurb
Female zoomers OUT

My name is Bud.

go back to da club

>>149333266
lurk more

>>149333303
ive literally just seen the same garbage about being damaged by a military or tactical burrito possibly in a humvee...

I wanna make bud1 in this club in this club in this club

The Columbus Blue Jackets

Dreamed about choking my brother in law again

Is everyone here just mentally unstable?

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitted to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting dishonorably discharged from the air force for head trauma (likely caused by slipping and falling in the bathroom rather than in combat)
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
feel free to add to the list

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

Despite everything, the Maple Laffs have my favorite jerseys/colors in the league.

My name is Bud
Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis
My name is Bud, it's always been
Cause I'm the most weeb sonsabitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue, yes, Islander blue from head to toe
I'm rather drab, except my anime shoes
I make em shine, well, most the time
Cept today, my feet are troddin on by this friend of mine
trb he’s rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is Bud
But call me Budsius Islander 1bercrombie
That's long for Bud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated, blue and cold
I've got my pride, I watch hololive
I watch only the finest and I haven't browsed /hoc/ in several months, or were it years?
The breath on trb could bring any man to tears
We had our posts, a common spat
So on 4/17/2022, I raped him upside the cranium with my New York Mets baseball bat.
My name is Bud.

gary

>>149332619
what did McNuggets do to get such a hostile reaction from the Panthers?

wordle in 4

Last night I slept for 10 hours and now I’m taking a huge fucking marner

>>149333444
Good post

>>149332146
hope they tipped roman for that hefty order

Gary

>>149333550
Of course

Will we see trades and extensions today or is that only a workweek thing?

how would hockey in mobile suits look

If Pittsburgh just had won that game against Chicago in 2023, the dynasty of Florida would never happen

If the Oilers just scored more then the Panthers the dynasty would’ve never happened

oh, gary, gaaarrry
stand by me
ooohh
stand by meee

>>149333725
It’s weird how much has occurred because of that one single game

>>149333266
It's just the queers queering off again. They do that.

>>149333583
>20 dollars cash to Amazon driver
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

>>149333454
Soilers and their 'tard fans are whiny, hypocritical bitches, is the short answer. Those retards chant shit 2 minutes into the game, then they got a cheap shot nog retard chimping out all game, then that dirty big nose Walman taunting Nosek.

Talk shit, get hit.

>>149332146
this is what athletes have to throw money at nowadays as it would be considered 'politically incorrect' to solicit transexual prostitutes for a quick game of shinny

>>149333583
The only time I tip is getting my hair cut once a year, has to be the chick with the big boobas that does the shampoo rinse.
>>149333745
Between Bobby being on the case and their defense to shut down McDumb Fuck, nobody else was going to will that squad to a series win against Florida.

2025-26 Toews: 21g, 31 assists

>>149333454
Media coverage has been pretty much 100% on McDilate's side.
>the GOAT
>the best player on the planet
>experts pick oilels to win the cup
>finals begin
>does absolutely nothing again and worse from last year
>McDigs deeper excuses
Yea, I'm raughing.
Hating Florida doesn't win games or chimping out like they did in that brawl.

2025-26 Marnerjeet: 26 goals, 39 assists

>>149332909
Thanks Calgary!
>>149332923
Funny guy.

>>149334036
>Talk shit, get hit.

>>149334176
That'll be $15M + tip, please.

any expansion news?

i like when people bet and deliver to post pictures of their pips here i think thats funny stuff

>>149331899
I’m not ):

>>149334921
what do you mean friend

>>149332550
>Winnipeg Buffalo and Edmonton
Using my superior Evropean knowledge of North America, I can safely say that I'd rather live in any of those places than Nashville, Detroit, Philadelphia or D.C.

>>149332308
Can’t be worse than what the devils are doing to Hughes and fucking his shoulder up every season

>>149335219
Hughes is fine and the devils are a good team???

If I was president I would merge the two Dakotas and Carolinas

>>149335621
what about the virginias?

>>149335621
and then nuke them
based

1993

>>149335628
leave Virginia alone
she's not like you
and me

>>149335628
I'd incorporate Maryland with DC, and leave Virginia alone

>>149335628
the huwhite elites of richmond don't deserve the down to earth charm of cleetus

>>149335621
we need more mergers
vermontshire
illiana
texahoma
washingon

I'd break Cali into 4 states, Texas into 3, NY into 3, Florida into 3, Illinois into 2

canacuckistan will be just 1 slave colony though

:)

my captain :)

>>149332146
Based

love how Tkachuk, and Marchand are still causing Soilers and Laffs to seethe. Really exposing the most petulant fanbases

>>149336107
WHAT KIND OF WIZARDRY IS THIS!?!

Why does he lick people? We never got an answer to that.

>>149336308
People taste good

>>149336308
he likes their sweat

>>149336308
you know those cartoons when people start hallucinating seeing food? He thought they were ixe cream

my pizza has been placed in the oven

>>149336675
what toppings lad?

>>149336666
>ixe cream
is this a political statement?

I'm eating chicken

>>149331816 (OP)
Is this the back-to-back? No, the Panthers also won in 2023.

>>149332187
Rat Marchand in Florida???? How?

I love you /hoc/.

>>149336921
mozzarella and pesto :) and a few fresh tomato slices

>>149336924
Glory to President Xi!

>>149337081
Yum!

>>149333444
good post

>>149332146
acknowledging Roman

Who won this trade

Just saw one of Gary's tribe in the wild

first client of the day is an absolute braindead retard. not looking good

*sips*

>>149337477
It’s crazy how that gets rid of cramps

>have adblocker installed
>still getting ads on youtube

Gary shall pay for this

>>149336228
Fuck both those duds
Drai n mcdavid forever

>>149337701
forever cupless more like

>>149337672
this sounds gay but youtube premium is worth it

>>149335591
Jack Hughes is on shoulder injury #2 now

Predict where McDavid is going to go now that it’s obvious he can’t beat the Panthers and explain why it’s the Hawkies to go on a Hossa-esque arc where a long-suffering, throphyless superstar signs with an up-and-coming team to become the lynchpin in the DYNASTY.

>>149337672
If you're using chrome, they nerfed it a few months ago so that ad blockers basically dont work. Dont forget to pick up sponsor block as well to deny Gary even more shekels

my tummy hurts :(

>>149337842
>up-and-coming
They're like 5 years into a rebuild and haven't started the rebuild yet.

>>149337842
Ottawa. Instead of fighting Tkachuks...join hum

>>149337842
Get him to the Rangers immediately! He's done playing with shit goaltending!

>>149337897
just like my devils

can someone please post a link to some spicy fanfiction?

The biggest problem with the Core 4 was/is Austin Matthews and less so Mitch Bitch Marner. Matthews doesn't win a lot of puck battles and his scoring ability just collapses in the playoffs. Generational post-season post hitter.

>>149337842
Rapehawks don’t deserve shit

>>149337978
Everyone outside of toronto seems to know this

>>149337978
Matthews is too concerned with doing commercials. He wants to be a star not a player

>>149338005
reddit ahh comment

>>149337842
BROONS

too many passengers

>>149338053
>”no we NEED the rapehawks to be good again because their fairweather fans have fucked off!”

>>149337890
take some peptobismol fren. I had a nasty stomach virus this week

>>149332146
yum

>>149337978
I can only speak for myself but the shitposting about marner is only fun because I don't have a genuine disdain for him like I do matthews

Hey, I missed you all. What do you say?

>>149337272
The kraks for getting rid of burakovsky's contract. He's made of glass now.

The Core 4 era coming to a close is tragic.
They were admittedly fun to watch in the regular season and even more fun to mock come the yearly postseason collapse.

>>149337028
bruins blew up their roster and traded him away since they thought he was too much. they're a shit team run by retards

>>149338202
laffs should have traded Matthews to the coyotes for a kings ransom when they had the chance

What ever happened to Aland?

>>149338318
he was around during game 6

I keep waiting for the season when consequences finally catch up with teams like the Knights and the Oilers. Maybe 2026 is the year

>>149338318
Took too large of a Marner and suck the island I'm afraid.

>>149338169
bud1

retard ruins fan at the bar said mcdavid is going to bombston lads

>>149338169
hello

>>149338397
fuuuuuuuuuuck

>>149338351
But the consequences have caught up to the Knights

>>149338397
even mcdavid has to know that the ruins aren't making playoffs for at least 5 years

>>149338397
My dad loves Boston and hates McDavid. I think if this actually happened he would stop watching hockey until his contract is up.

>>149338486
They are still routine contenders making the 2nd+ round
Consequences catching up to me is they are so old and cooked with no prospects they miss the playoffs but still have no picks from trying to buy power for years

>>149338351
knights actually won a cup in recent memory so for "consequences to catch up" will take time
soilers being perennial bridesmaids but never the bride and probably losing mcbustshit after this season is their punishment as-is

thunderstorm coming soon :)

Why does everyone here hate McD
he seems like an alright dude that just happens to be with a shithole organization

>>149338537
Considering they’re probably getting Marner, yes they’re getting worse

>>149337672
>>149337817
Don’t be a cuck, take the brave browser pill

>>149338718
I dislike Drai. He seems like a dick

30 goal rempe

>>149338655
based I had one on thursday :)

>>149338718
that the media has been slobbering over as God's gift to hockey for a decade with nothing to show for it, that cries and bitches so much it puts Crosby in the first half of his career to shame, that can't captain for shit, that screams at his team on the verge of teams like a literal toddler, and despite all of this has negative personality.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

About to take my third marner of the day

>>149338854
>that cries and bitches so much it puts Crosby in the first half of his career to shame
you didn't watch crosby

You all won't be able to use Marner as a synonym for shit anymore once he wins the cup with his new team in 2026

taking a runny McDavid right now. Coffee and nicotine pouches just go right through me.

>>149339011
A polished Marner is still a Marner.

marner is still the best word for shit desu, just rolls off the tongue like marner into the toilet bowl

>>149333725
Could also have gone nowhere if Marchand didn't score on that breakaway, now he's further adding to the legend

I went to the most exciting Panthers game of the postseason and no one can take that away from me

didn’t ask

I participated in the most exciting /hoc/ thread of the postseason and no on can take that away from me.
We all know which one I'm talking about.

don’t care

We are 5 years away from total Chinese dominance in hockey

we are about 5 years away from me asking

>>149338318
Annexed by Finland

I ask, and I care.

not clicking that

HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE BLESSED DJ

>Carter Hart was poised, succinct and confident, unabashedly admitting that he was excited by the idea of having group sex with teammates when he read a text from Michael McLeod to a team group chat inviting them to room 209 at the Delta Armouries hotel for a “three-way.”

It's good for him to join a Edmonton Oilers locker room full of sexual deviants.

>>149339342
I'm marking my calendar

>>149339406
based smiths enjoyer

>Brad Marchand crowd-surfing with the Stanley Cup! Lifted by his Panthers teammates at E11even Miami
based

Oiler fans are NOT happy that panthers team members started a "fuck mcdavid" chant at the cup afterparty

>>149339559
based em enjoyers

>>149339316
do the chinese even care about hockey anymore? gary stopped trying to grow the game to them after the olympics

>Its still forcing the Rempe meme
Just let it go bro

He's gonna leave the NHL because he sucks ass.

>>149339713
just like my islanders

>>149339559
>unabashedly admitting that he was excited by the idea of having group sex with teammates
Upon entering the room though he was severely disappointed at the inclusion of a f*male.

>>149339738
You need to have a chick in there somewhere, that way it isn't gay

>>149339738
\_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_

>>149339767
BUT MUH GARY

>>149339689
One name, Robertson

Sennies picked a Rempe in the early 2nd round last year #RempeRevolution

>>149339801
Didn't someone here put it pretty well?: No intelligence in those eyes. Only violence.

Do you think Gary is a gentle lover?

>>149339898
No he shakes too violently

>>149339898
gary's replicate asexually

>>149339801
We did?

>>149339650
they don't chant fuck Draisaitl

Was able to offload burakovsky to chicago lads

How will /hoc/ celebrate when Baby Canucks win the Calder Cup tonight?

>>149339738
JEN

>>149338747
i don't take pills

The Flyers bypassed Miro Heiskanen (third), Cale Makar (fourth) and Elias Pettersson (fifth) in order to select Nolan Patrick

my canesies lost in the ECF

>>149340161
Nolan Patrick was seen as the "first overall" in 2017. Makar was ranked 10th that year. if anything, the Avalanche and canucks were incredibly ballsy to even pick said players

Matt Rempe stinks at staking but he can goon it up and I'm all for it.

>>149340002
The Kraken have a forward logjam developing.
Jared McCann, Jaden Schwartz, Kaapo Kakko (assuming he’s re-signed as a restricted free agent), Jordan Eberle and Mason Marchment can all be penciled into top-nine roles. That only leaves one top-nine winger spot available, with Eeli Tolvanen (23 goals) and hotshot prospect Jani Nyman likely contending for that role. Berkly Catton, Seattle’s No. 8 pick from 2024, could also be NHL-ready in the fall. Catton is only 5-foot-10, so there’s a chance the Kraken could shift him to the wing to ease his big-league transition.
There may not be much opportunity left over for Andre Burakovsky, who has underwhelmed since signing with the Kraken in 2022. Burakovsky scored just 16 points in 49 games in an injury-riddled 2023-24 campaign and only 37 points in 79 games this past season. He has two years left at a steep $5.5 million cap hit and owns a 10-team no-trade list.
It’s highly unlikely that any team would take the full freight of Burakovsky’s contract on (unless Seattle paid heavy sweeteners), but perhaps there would be a taker for him if the Kraken are willing to retain a significant chunk of his deal.

>>149340193
we all saw those games

>>149340238
jagger my firkus

>>149340193
I never knew North Carolina was that aesthetic

Feeling optimistic about McDavids to Flames.

>>149340307
we have beaches and mountains and everything in between

EXPLOSIVE MARNER COMING IN SECONDS SHOULDNT EVEN BE TYPING THIS

>The rumor du jour — and it is very much that, as I’ve not confirmed it but have heard it now from two teams now — is that one option Mitch Marner is considering is a two-year deal at around $12 million to $13 million per year, positioning him to hit the market again when the salary cap skyrockets to $113 million or higher in a couple of years.

>There’s still more than a week to go before July 1, but the Leafs and John Tavares’ camp, led by agent Pat Brisson, still haven’t found their sweet spot on an extension. Wherever each side is, it wasn’t close enough as of Saturday.

return of the mack
return of the mack
return of the mack
you know that i'll be back

>>149340386
>>The rumor du jour — and it is very much that, as I’ve not confirmed it but have heard it now from two teams now — is that one option Mitch Marner is considering is a two-year deal at around $12 million to $13 million per year, positioning him to hit the market again when the salary cap skyrockets to $113 million or higher in a couple of years
i think the >laffs would be good with this desu

>>149340386
holy fuck he's such a greedy bitch lol

>>149340387
Songs no American have ever heard.

i thought the steam summer sale was now so when i went to look couldn't find anything now i don't know what i want to play

>>149340419
this song was literally everywhere from 96 to prolly 03 when hey ya took it's spot you dumb bitch

>>149340444
another 1 for bud

>>149340307
all I know of south carolina is Hilton Head, is it as la-dee-da as I've heard?

>>149340473
They have plantations and you strap on your bull whip and get them darkies squared away.

>>149340446
It should be like closer to later June to early July.

>>149340386
Mitch is fucking delusional

his offer is
>I will have absolutely no investment in your team, I don't fucking care about their long-term success
>and I want to position myself to be able to abandon you for more money as soon as possible
>you should pay me top dollar for the privilege

no team is going to agree to that

I just know that something good is gonna happen

The only cool things about the carolinas are tulsky, rod and black bike week

>>149340594
what the fuck is black bike week
if it involves subbans don't bother answering, we don't like their kind here

>>149340579
based optimism chad

cover letters are a humiliation ritual

>>149340869
the only acceptable use of ai

>>149340869
It's just a paragraph saying why you'd be a good fit wherever you're applying

>>149340869
Mr shekelberg needs to see your groveling skills upfront

>>149340869
Tell me when I'm telling lies

>>149340869
Be thankful that you don't have to record a video that a chatbot uses to disqualify your because the micromovements of your facial muscles imply with 80.21% probability that you wouldn't be a team player.

>>149340869
I include a picture of my big thick cock. I’ve been unemployed for 5 months.

>>149340869
I use chatgpt and tell it to talk like a pirate

>>149340869
Once I had experience it became less effective for jobs, but the first employer out of college really liked my cover letter. I haven't used one since 2018.

>>149340869
Use ChatGPT for that but I agree

>>149341268
I hate hirevue pekka

It's hard to believe it's summer in finland

In the city
City of Vantaa
We keep it rockin'
We keep it rockin'

>>149340869
get a public job for city. pays well pretty much impossible to be fired nice pension etc

>>149333745
>the dynasty
need 3

>>149338202
Core 4? Mathews-McJesus-Crosby-Kane?

>>149338655
Once late at night, about 4 years ago everybody was asleep so I got to the patio to have a ciggy (I was in Ireland) and saw the brightest and longest falling star. Next day, somebody told me that an asteroid hit Canada in a forrest.

>trb needed a medical shot over memes
kek what a limited bitch

>>149341739
>Core 4? Mathews-McJesus-Crosby-Kane?
Matthews, Marner, Tavares, Nylander for Toronto. Marner is gone, Tavares may or may not re-sign.

>>149331919
kek

system of a down are better than i remember

>>149338202
The most upsetting thing is coming to grips with the fact that nine years have passed and I'm no closer to being drafted to play with them.

system of a down sucks. i guess serge is okay but that other singer sucks.

did you know that they're armenian???

>>149342409
I like listening to them at the gym

Cool my local hockey team won an old trophy
My wageslavery is so much better now that I know Brad Marchand is happy

>>149340544
He can also help sell a lot of regular season seats for a team that has no playoffs aspirations.
The Nhl is about a lot more than what happens on the ice.

>>149340444
They're probably trying to trade Dobson for that 1st so they can pick Hagens and they see Schaefer as the Dobson replacement
>>149342409
The schizo music trinity together with Korn and Sepultura.

I had a dream last night that I was crying because I have no friends irl

>>149342582
I don't think he's a bad idea for a team like the yzerplans or utah where the "rebuild" is not going to end with elite talent. Panarin contract actually aged well

>>149342675
I know that feel bro

>>149342675
I haven't seen or talked to any of my friends since late July 2023. During that time I've exchanged two short messages over steam and PSN to a couple of them. I haven't had a phone since December 2022 and I've consciously avoided going on facebook for the past six years because I know I have some messages from various friends there.

>>149342675
>>149342821
save it for the 'cord ghouls

>>149342831
I havent seen another person that i would consider a friend since 2018. I havent seen any of my best frienda that I hung out with every day in university since 2012. My facebook list keeps getting smaller because people delete me. The only women that look at me are old busted brown women who only do so because im white and dont have a wedding ring.

>>149332146
Not gonna lie, that's actually based. Not a Panthers fan by any means but I love DQ.

>>149337842
>rags
>kongs

>>149342934
>woman look at him and he complains
Get a load of this guy

>>149342675
My friends started crying irl because I have no dreams

>>149342675
Nice dream

Nice dream

>people saying McDoofus to >rags
I doubt they'll be able to afford him without gutting the defense even more and getting rid of Panarin

>>149343448
Mcdavid is just smoke. The real end game is Kaprizov.

People suck in real life, in case you don't know that already
Friends are a concept, and you can do whatever you like and value those things how you like
cause it's your life and you're the only critic that matters, so please yourself and all else and fuck off

>>149343448
McGM says I MUST play with Lafreniere and Mika

>>149343518
You sound like a retard

>>149343618
Pretty sure Zibanejad's on his way out too
Thinkin next year the >rags may be outright dogshit and not just disappointing

>>149343703
>full nmc
>literally told the media "i just bought a house here im not leaving"
>new coach flew to sweden to talk to him
Unless they buy him out he's not going anywhere, and buying him out would do more harm

>>149343775
Leave it to >rags to be stuck with a shitty forward

In a just world it would be McDavid to Laffs. Crosby to Habs. The top players playing for their favourite teams

>>149343991
>McDoofus to >laffs
>they still don't make the ECF
I'd certainly be laffin

>>149343991
>top players

>>149344135
cute :3

>>149344238
Who's better in your retarded opinion?

typically in my fantasies im not only a 6'4 enforcer but i also usually score 50 in 50

>>149344574
Lately I've been skating end to end goals and scoring 4 goals a game on custom goal song night, and the whole crowd sings the song I picked

>>149344649
that's cool which team do you play for? i got traded to winnipeg last shower

>>149344649
For me, it's being the perennial <50 point scorer that is consistent enough to get a constant roster spot but not enough for a huge contract that ends up being a fan favorite with a heart of gold anyways.

>>149344135
Now put a rat on it

i'm sleepy because i slept like shit

>>149344574
I'm an offensive defenseman and I imagine all the HFBoards and Reddit posts about how my contract is hurting the team

>>149344700
Damn that sucks

>>149344326
Not those 2, retard.

>>149344736
I bet youre great with the media too

>>149344758
https://x.com/Ecnerwal23/status/1514744276810453001

>>149344825
I'm always a barrel of laughs.

I take hits to make plays. I deliver hits in the o zone that shake pucks loose for our gunners. I'm the slamtap king. After we score, coach puts me out to remind these guys not to get too frisky. I'm a glue guy. I wear the A. I fugg only hotties. I want 6x8 btw.

>>149344574
they must have great drugs in sweden

I'm that guy who scores 200pts in babbular season, then 0 in the ploffs. Lamoo my bad guys. But I want 10M tho

>>149342642
Schaefer is a LHD, Dobson is a RHD

>>149345098
think the new york islanders might have bigger problems than that

Just play with a flat blade so you can change your handedness with your mood

>>149345114
Given how dogshit the metro is, they still (unfortunately) could be a playoff team because of how ass the east is.

>>149345195
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149342582
>>149342792
you guys seem to have forgotten that Mitch also isn't going to play for any team that isn't a contender

>>149345261
okay trb

>>149345287
So laffs are definitely out.

>>149345287
I don't believe that for a second. Highest bidder.

>>149345405
he is delusional
so is his agent
so is his dad

he honestly thinks that he can have both a contender AND the biggest payday possible

>>149345195
Shesterkin better drag them to the playoffs or he's in big trouble

>>149345473
It worked for Keith Tkachuk and his kid

>>149345551
A goalie can only do so much as we saw with Lundpads

>>149345606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mg

>>149345261
Who the fuck is TRB and why should I care because this has zero relationship to hockey

>>149345571
They were Cup-worthy players. Marnerjeet is a pure loser.

your abbottsford who-gives-a-shits
vs.
your charlotte dontcares

>>149345796
hey bud welcome back. you excited to see who the isles pick

>Matthew goes to warm environment and wins 2 Cups
>Brady freezes in Ottawa and never makes the playoffs
EL OH EL

>>149345796
you created trb bud, you should know who he is better than anyone else

>>149345997
don't forget that brady is ugly

>>149345846
bulju general im afraid

>>149346030
How did he end up so ugly?
Keith wasn't particularly ugly and Matthew isn't either

>big name comes available
>only wants to go to sunbelt teams
Every time

>>149346164
I thought Marchand was a frog at first

>>149346164
puis vous dit quoi par ca?

>>149346179
With that name you'd think so
Nova Scotian rat fuck
Who changed his height on Wikipedia to 5'6?
Isn't he 5'9?

>>149346188
um... oui. je suis american. je vais aller a la peche a la riviere.

>>149346179
>Marchand
Probably French heritage as many do in nova Scotia

JRob gone

>>149346368
To my Islanders for Dobson

>>149346113
NGL the turd on the Kings would be interesting

>>149344135
Caturday !!!!!!!!!

>>149346368
Leafs need a new winger. Robo brothers united.

>>149346179
>>149346245
>>149346326
he's acadian
aka french canadian

>>149346368
>hey Dallas, want one of your picks back?

Jesus Christ is the Son of God, Who died for our sins and rose from the dead to give us the free gift of eternal life. He also promises to heal your body. You can ask Jesus for His gifts.

>>149346368
This is the door hitting Rantanen on the ass on his way out.
Hope the money was worth it.

It's a scorcher out there

McDavid's short list of markets: LA, Rags, Chicago, Dallas

>>149346695
The heatwave won't end until Wednesday :(

>>149346797
it's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidty

>>149346774
>LA
lol
that Byfield play was the beginning of the end, it spiritually broke the team
>Rags
hate to admit that this one could actually work
>Chicago
who wants to watch McDavid AND Bedard fail together forever?
>Dallas
lol
bunch of bums
and with what fucking cap space?

>>149346774
I'd like an analyst on all four teams, and also on what "etc." could consist of

>>149346929
>who wants to watch McDavid AND Bedard fail together forever?
Blackhawk fans want this, that's who

Where are all the trades?

>>149346977
He won't answer you if you're too afraid to use his name

>>149346976
they have literally no one else on that team
it can't be 2v20 every night

>>149346977
teams can't go for half of the guys that they want yet
that would be jampering

>Florida wins two cups in a row
>Dallas is still the token southern team that big names would rather play for

Why is Florida so irrelevant even after the b2b?

>>149347021
Where are the trades Gary?

>>149347029
>they have literally no one else on that team
>it can't be 2v20 every night
It worked for Edmonton.
Oh wait, no it didn't KWAB

>>149346977
My team has done two so far

>>149347074
That's a little better, but not great. He can smell your fear

I want trades NOW

>>149347159
best I can do is a signing for a 4th-liner on a team that you don't care about

>>149347141
Gary, I demand more trades

Penguins going for the most nigger and shit skin filled team next season. I'm seething.

GARY! DELIVER ME TRADES AND THIS GUY'S LIFE >>149346977 IS YOURS!

>>149347200
perfect form, I dare Gary not to answer you now

>>149347243
This is the shirt hes wearing tomorrow at the parade

>>149347243
The rat is based beyond measure.

>>149347243
THE RAT IS TOO BASED FOR HIS OWN GOOD

>>149347410
is that real?

>>149347371
the only thing based about mcdavid is that he sips red bull

Imagine putting this much effort into a team that you just know is gonna lose (again)

>>149347479
is "Red Bull" the alias of his favorite twink?

>>149347243
my rat continues to be unfathomably based

>no canadian posts for the past 20 minutes
>thread is automatically better
crazy how that works..

>>149347243
basically no one else in the league could get away with his lol

McDavid directly caused the death of Johnny, this is his curse.
It can only be lifted if Mc[crying] joins the Calgary Flames, otherwise he will retire cupless.

>>149347711
>with his
HELLO SAR HOW ARE YOU SAR?

>>149347718
You made a typo there, you must've meant the Columbus Blue Jackets.
Canadian teams don't win cups.

>>149347749
this*
im tired :(

>>149347711
>>149347799
You just had to fuck everything up, didn't you?

>>149347757
No you don't get it, right now it's a supernatural cuplessness, going to Calgary will make it regular cuplessness.

>login to /hoc/ 6 hours later
>trb still bubblin

>>149347711
marchand is a trend setter

>>149346113
Ducks or Sharks

>>149347619
his favorite twink prefers monster

>>149348007
Not my Sharks pls no

>>149348007
my money is on the former

mitch learned his can't-win-cups game from marleau and thornton and now it's time to give back to the sharks

>>149346774
I'm sure McMeme wouldn't have anything against wasting years of his career playing on a rebuilding ChiCongo Blackhawks.

>>149346113
stars please

$26 million on two wingers would torpedo them for a decade

marnerjeet is gonna wish he'd signed with laffs long ago

>Gets 1 goal in the entire series
>Gets upset they didn't win
What the fuck is his problem

Got four just absolutely abhorrent trade offers when I offered Stuart Skinner to all teams in the league.

>>149348564
Him and Mitch the Bitch got the job done at the 4nations but couldn't get the job done for the Cup.

>No canadian posts
>Thread is nice and laid back and comfy again

>>149348669
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>149348729
I'll take it

>>149348669
4 Nations !!

>>149348806
The Stanley Cup !!

>>149348863
US Gold at the World Cup

>who's got international cache now, maplefuckers???

“Woe Canada, it happened once again
Thirty-two years, when will you win again?
The last time you won, I was 34, and McJesus wasn’t born
Since ’93, it’s the same ending, the true north hearts are torn
God keep your land, Stanley Cup- and tariff-free
Woe Canada, it’s been since ’93
Woe Canada, no Stanley Cup for thee”

ROUGHLY ONE(1) BONG

does anyone here actually like their owner

>>149349031
oh shit I would feel so stupid and impulsive if I did this

>>149349298
No, fuck him.

Its ok saar, where you are going Oilers will always be winnars, it will all be over soon saar!!

>>149349268
>this motherfucker was born in 1959

>>149349298
I don't have a owner, I'm a free man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7Cs-VIDKSY

>>149331816 (OP)
>leave mcdavid ALONNEE!!

>>149348729
kys

>>149349488
Panthers are a small but ruthless group of fans.

>>149349509
>laffs

any cute /hoc/ girls want to go to the kitties parade with me tomorrow?

>>149349337
but why saar

>>149347749
What is under those turbans? Also how many towels did they steal from their hotel?

>>149349587
only if you promise to hold my hand :3

gary has launched preemptive strikes on iran in order to change their country's name to iskate

>>149349488
>They might have defeated us in back to back finals bringing them back to back cup but there are so obsessed with McFaggot, how cringe, literally rent free. They are so mad they don't have McGaykid right now, they wish they were us.

>>149349574
small?

>>149349782
What's it like to be with so many people?

>>149349687
well he must be bored now that hockey is over so I'll let it slide

>>149349782
Intern bros how come no ones wearing a jersey

>>149349782
With the amount of cups they're now potentially winning, they should be growing as a fanbase. Happened with the Islanders back in the 80s, the Rangers became less relevant to those on Long Island.

>>149349882
if the panthers go back to losing it's back to square one. until (aka never) they get a stadium that's actually near fort lauderdale it will never be a long term successful franchise

>>149348669
for a Canadian this is pretty poor edge control

World War III has kicked off bros I’m glad it happened it after the hockey season

>>149346179
he looks very french

>>149348669
I think most of us have realized that there's too many retarded Americans who equate the cup finals with an international tournament. We'll wait until your jealousy-turned-projection that has broke your brain even more than it already is has worn off. Also, enjoy dying for Gary soon, kwab

>>149349985
Wait.... Thats real

messi would be a better hockey player than mcdavid
kitties should teach him to skate and sign him

We're all watching Abbotsford lift the Calder Cup tonight, right?

>>149332903
>>149333256
>>149333454
>>149349857
>>149349957
You are a fag.

>>149350103
Why isn't it even on tv

>>149349985
>thank you for your attention to this matter

very underrated trumpism

>>149350245
Gary is actively trying to shrink the game in Canada.

would gary intervene if auston matthews was drafted?

>>149350319
those were my favorite airstrike in mercenaries playground of destruction

>>149349985
Please god don’t make ww3 start until I turn in 28 in a couple of months

>>149350319
those were the days, aye

>>149350063
It’s very real desu senpai

mopping up and eating chicken grease with spinach so it's healthy :)

>>149350530
What in the popeye fuck did I just read

>>149350319
Still no earthquakes detected in Iran

>>149350319
>The GBU-57 series MOP (Massive Ordnance Penetrator) is a 30,000-pound (13,600 kg)-class precision-guided "bunker buster" bomb developed for the United States Air Force (USAF).[5] At least 20 were built by November 2015. Composed of a BLU-127 bomb body and precision guidance kit, the GBU-57 comes in several variants and BLU-127 weights.[6] It is much larger than earlier USAF weapons designed to destroy heavily fortified, deep underground bunkers such as the 5,000-pound (2,300 kg) GBU-28 and GBU-37.[7] The B-2 Spirit strategic bomber is the only in-service U.S. aircraft that can carry the heavy, 20.5 feet (6.2 m)-long weapon.[8][9]

Barry was in office for the MOP
the MOAB was developed back in '05, when W was in charge, and the MOP is based of the MOAB design

need to know kadri's opinion on all of this

>>149350596
Based and Dale-pilled bomb

>>149350050

1993

Gary has grown the game. Florida has had better attendance than most Canadian teams this past season

>>149350742
No team except Edmonton has had more fans in the arena in June than the Florida Panthers.

>>149350596
what a bunch of queers

>>149350765
ur mom could fit that in her ass

I heard a rumor that Charlotte is the “queens city”.

>>149350688
We don't post the amount of times we were held back in elementary school here on /hoc/.

>>149350103
I was hoping to see ArseDeep Pains get his head smashed in, but there are no streams

>>149350890
I got sent to ESL in elementary school and for about a week I got to absolutely mog all the Chinese kids who just got to Canada. Perhaps the highlight of my academic career.

>>149350855
>>149350858
>>149350924
good little zoggy. now roll around

>>149350981
jen

COME ON, CHECKERS SCARR A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!

where stream

livetv.sx has streams

>>149350883
>Charlotte was named in honor of Queen Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, who was the queen consort of British King George III at the time of the city's founding in 1768.

well established, not a rumor

>>149350530
for me its chicken and broccoli :)

>>149351049
It's on NHL Network, so any streaming site with NHL Network will do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeD8-SnLtwE

Bu$hbros we're so back. The Anti-Flag guy actually could have stopped this war but he's on the run for all his sex crimes

>>149350981
based

pulju playin???

>>149351122
>>149351122
>>149351122
NEW

>>149349857
probably because good (aka non fanatics) jerseys are like 400 bucks at the cheapest these days and nobody wants a drunk person's puke ruining their jersey