Genuinely not trying to humblebrag, but I am currently talking to six different women at once. Yes, I realize that the majority of people (especially women) talk to multiple people at once and that some of these conversations will eventually fizzle out. However, it's starting to feel weird to me and is genuinely getting overwhelming because I'm having to juggle multiple conversations of varying intensity all at once.
I really like this one emo chick, but I feel like a scumbag because, while she was revealing all these personal details, I was having simultaneous conversations between a girl who REALLY wants me to take her out and a nineteen year old.
By the way, if anyone here is using Tinder to look for an actual relationship, stop immediately. OkCupid is apparently better for guys who aren't Gigachads.