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Why bother living anymore? Never will achieve anything in my life anyway.

>>33348950 (OP)
Nice pic.

>>33348954
Thanks.

>>33348950 (OP)
Need whatever they have

So close I got so close

What's the kindest way to tell a woman you care about to shut up because you're trying to read something?

>>33348940

Makes sense if your account is literally invisible unless you lie. But you should put it in the profile.

What is a sign someone does not respect you?

>>33348961
To what

>>33348962
Read aloud over her.

>>33348952
To enjoy watching clown world die? Maybe there's a better reason than that.

>>33348964
You can tell by the condescension and the way they treat others compared to you.

Do women fantasize about getting their ass eaten, do they like when guys do it, would you kiss a guy after he ate your ass

Lone and level sands stretch far away.

>>33348964
doing silly impersonations of you or making grimaces behind your back while you're speaking

>>33348975
Yes to all, assuming I was given time to prep.

My braps are devilish today. It’s like something crawled up and died in there.

How come foids still think that their lives are worse than men's when they have literally everything in life handed out to them?

Plap

Why is everyone here totally and completely retarded

>>33348983
why would you need time to prep then than a shower, I don't think poop is stored right at the entrance

Also do you do anal

>>33348995
*other than a shower

>>33348993
Most of all, you.

Why is time passing sooooo slooooow

>>33348999
Time flies when you're having fun.

>>33348995
I like to be as prepared as possible. I fast a day before doing anything with my butt, as well as all the other prep. The peace of mind is nice, even if that's overkill. And I've only done actual anal once, but I liked it.

Women how is your vagina doing

Women, what do you think about 2014-2016 style fashion making a comeback?

>mother is a retarded post-hippy feminist
>get a "men are bad" lecture whenever I call her
>today got told that women used to pay higher health insurance rates for no reason
>tell her I pay more for car insurance than women
>"well anon men just get in more wrecks it makes sense to charge them more"
>"I don't understand how you and your brothers all turned into such right wing assholes after I raised you to empathize with women"
I'm starting to wonder if I don't really hate women and maybe I just have some mommy issues. Is this the kind of thing a therapist would help with or would it just make it worse?

>>33349007
Fashion doesn't exist anymore

What kind of obnoxious shit test questions should i ask in my interview for a job i dont want to piss the interviewer off?

>>33349006
Fresh as fuck.

>>33349009
If you have a good therapist she'll be pretty sympathetic.
Just bear in mind some therapists are ultra-far left feminists just like that, so... your mileage may vary.

>>33349011
How wet is your pussy, exactly?

>>33349011
Ask about his prostate with no lead up or context. Act like he's the weirdo for not giving you a straight answer.

Why is women's mate selection terrible?
>inb4 nice guy
No, I am not nice, I don't want to be around women. I just want to know why they pick the (supposedly) shittiest men they can find.

Entering hour 8

>>33349011
Ask if there are any registered sex offenders at the company and if he personally hired them.

>>33349021
You only hear about the shitty ones
Confirmation bias

>>33349014
>Just bear in mind some therapists are ultra-far left feminists just like that, so... your mileage may vary.
Yeah I feel like that kind of voice is not really what I need lol. I'm wondering if this is a problem even worth trying to fix, I have okay romantic relationships with women but I just struggle to take "women's issues" seriously even though I know on some level I probably should.

>>33349021
My wife did a pretty damn good job picking me

>>33349003
race?
Do you have a big butt

>>33349027
Maybe you're right.

If I’m 25 and have failed at finding anyone to love me it’s pretty much over right

>>33349030
Mixed latina/black/white. Obviously.

>>33349024
Do you have an estimate of how long you have left

>>33349034
>JH in roughly 8 hours

Genuinely not trying to humblebrag, but I am currently talking to six different women at once. Yes, I realize that the majority of people (especially women) talk to multiple people at once and that some of these conversations will eventually fizzle out. However, it's starting to feel weird to me and is genuinely getting overwhelming because I'm having to juggle multiple conversations of varying intensity all at once.
I really like this one emo chick, but I feel like a scumbag because, while she was revealing all these personal details, I was having simultaneous conversations between a girl who REALLY wants me to take her out and a nineteen year old.
By the way, if anyone here is using Tinder to look for an actual relationship, stop immediately. OkCupid is apparently better for guys who aren't Gigachads.

>>33349032
My mother had me at 34 so not really

>>33349033
Gyatt

>>33349035
No clue

>>33349021
Because foids prioritize height and looks over personality. They're more willing to put up with shitty treatment if the guy looks like a Chad, females are shallow creatures like that.

>>33349033
do you hang out around other latinas, is it true that they are almost always into anal

>>33349039
Do you have autism ?

>>33349046
Not really, and I've honestly never heard that stereotype at all. The only friend I have who I know for a fact likes having her butt played with is white.

>>33349041
Can't be much longer

>>33349046
No one who wasn't molested actually likes anal.

>>33349048
No I'm healthy and normal

>>33349049
Do you know that because you've played with it?

>>33349051
Was her uncle white or black? I don't think she ever answered

>>33349049
Maybe I'm getting confused, maybe it was just that latinas are more horny in general

>>33349033
>Obvoiusly
Not necessarily. I knew a girl in high school who was similar racially and she was a flat beanpole jej

>>33349045
NAG but
lol

lmao, even.

>>33349062
Nta
>lol lmao even
I'm tired of this. It's sounds so dumb and reddity
Otherwise I agree with you

Women, do you prefer queer women characters even if you are "straight"?

If a women and I connect on tinder and we both have looking for fun in profle, can I just send her a pic of dick after we say hi

>>33349054
That's a totally different conversation from what we're having now.
>>33349057
I've heard that stereotype, at least.
>>33349060
Was her butt proportionate to her skinniness overall, or was she just unlucky?

>>33349066
What country are you from? Don't tell me, just go back and stay there.

I miss you so much

>>33349050
Turns out I had the iv in for 5 hours for no reason lmao

>>33349068
India could send 2 million citizens to every country on Earth and still have a billion people within its borders.

>>33349068
America
Why can't I do it, everyone know what looking for fun really means

>>33349067
I mean it was flat. But not bad like a "hank hill ass" or anything

>>33349077
We need to sterilize the men and turn the women into breeding stock for white European men
Maybe we can salvage their old Aryan genes

>>33349074
They won't remove it until they discharge you. Better to leave it in than take it out and stick another one in if they end up needing it again.

moids, stop demanding sex in the morning

>>33349065
Yes

>>33349088
Okay
T. Virgin with no partner

>>33349088
why not are women not supposed to satisfy the sexual needs of her man

>>33349089
Why?

>>33349090
I wish I was a virgin

>>33349070
Who?

>>33349088
But why?

>>33349096
Why
Did you lose it under less than ideal circumstances

>>33349088
I will never initiate sex with my gf/wife and rebuff her attempts so I will never violate her consent

>>33349094
moids don't satisfy the emotional needs of their women, they just pump and dump with the excuse that she has bpd

>>33349099
it's physically taxing and i have to go to work

>>33349095
Idk. They are more interesting. Style, fashion, personality etc. guys are just guys, not interesting .

Women,

Was Ned wrong for trying to spare Cersei?

Bpd stands for bombass pussy disorder

>>33349107
this is the real reason women shouldn't work

>>33349105
What emotional needs do you need satisified that sex won't isn't sex emotional

Should we ban women

>>33349114
Sex is meaningless in itself

>>33349103
>Did you lose it under less than ideal circumstances
Nta, but some retarded SA victims still think they're virgins after it happened kek

>>33349113
then moids shouldn't complain when women chase after men who are rich and successful
>>33349114
>isn't sex emotional
not for moids

>>33349115
I wish women were based then i wouldn't want to ban them
Women why can't you be based and not lame

Yeah I'm a moid. I'm the moidiest moid that ever moided. That a problem?

>>33349121
This is a cliche and overused phrase, but
I don't remember asking

>>33349125
I'm at least 20% moider than u

>>33349130
Quit your lying fag

>>33349132
I am the quintessential moid. You are but a pale imitation

>>33349137
What are you, fat and balding?

>>33349138
Yes, short and nearsighted too

Women is your foidiness foidier than our moidiness is moidy?

The obgyn still hasn’t come should I just leave I got my medicine

>>33349144
Wait for her to come back around, she'll tell you when you're good to go.

>>33349117
what if its missionary and the man kisses you
>>33349122
I always cry after I orgasm and cum

>>33349148
>I always cry after I orgasm and cum
what do you cry over

How do you move on from another ghosting/failed date?

>>33349148
That would be gay as I am a dude

>>33349150
Thug it out

>>33349149
I don't know
>>33349151
I'll say no homo

>>33349142
Sure why not

>>33349153
>I don't know
then it's just a physiological response and not actually emotional

>>33349150
Do something fun to her.

Women thoughts on living in a city built 500 meters underground in solid rock?

>>33349157
I don't think thats true, I feel emotions I just don't know why I feel them

>>33349088
you never wanted morning sex?

>>33349162
bpd

I'm a man. have you women noticed anything related in your experiences to being able to last in sex? Do you believe exercises can be positively related to endurance? Do you think things like clinical mental disorders, anxiety, depression could be negatively related to performance like with endurance or perceptual levels of sensuality experienced by men in sex? What sorts of pro tips might you have if any for a guy who's breaking out of depression and has seen the other side before?

>>33349163
weekdays i'm busy weekends i'd rather sleep until noon

moids, did you pass?

>>33349170
Cool venom shirt

>>33349167
I see, that sucks

I love her

>>33349164
nah I went through a bunch of psychiatrists when younger they would have caught that

>passed out at the beach today in spotty shade in a fairly remote spot
>didn't apply sunscreen to my legs because i never get sunburnt on my legs
>wake up
>knees burnt
fuck off, solar jew

also when i woke up a girl was dancing and shaking her buttocks right in front of me. not sure what to make of that

She’s started bringing stuff from her place over to my place…

At first it was stuff with some utility like a cast iron skillet because I didn’t have one and she had 2, some extra toiletries to keep at my place when she stays over, and a pair of Bluetooth speakers. But now she just brought a framed picture of me and her and a rug she bought me as a “gift”.

Am I cooked bros?

>>33349181
they dont always. dramatic personality disorders can be elusive. many people go through 10+ diagnoses and end up figuring it out later in life. im not saying its likely for you, its just that its not always apparent that thats whats going on.

Why do women always treat me so badly? It always starts off great but quickly turns to shit. And like a fucking loser that I am, I try to hang on. Is it so fucking hard to be polite and nice towards men?

>>33349185
Kek look at Chief redlegs over here

>>33349187
Niggas when they are given gifts

>>33349161
Probably cool looking until heavy rain

>>33349190
Opposite for me

>>33349190
what did she say

>>33349197
Free water if you ask me

>>33349165
I’m sure it all have some effect and I’m not the one that going to figure it out. My pro tip is learn by doing

>>33349036
God I hope so. You have no idea.

>>33349190
Men always are mean to me and then either ignore me or get obsessive

anons what percentage of this website do you think are maga hispanic men larping as white americans? it has to be atleast 30% right?

i know it has to be a high percentage because you all hyperfixate on immigration and you favorite insult is "ESL". Most white americans dont use that word btw

>>33349190
>quickly turns to shit
Elaborate

>>33349211
You have a date?

>>33349189
they told me I have schizoid personality disorder (not schizophrenia)

can atoga men cook?

>>33349220
I thought they like immigration?
And of course we use esl what would the alternative be?

>>33349225
not the worst one to have

>>33349088
But that's when I'm the most horny.

>>33349226
Nothing fancy but I can keep myself fed

>>33349223
I have dates more often than you give me credit for.

>Legrangian explication shockingly easy.
Well... turns out there are literally only 3 dimensions plus time crystals.

Wild.

Cool.

Sexy?

>>33349232
With whom this time?

Girl goes to dates with me but ignores my messages. I'm confused.

>>33349226
I made a salmon steak, then put that on a wrap with spinach, pecans, sour cream and some korean bbq.
Also made some pulled bbq chicken for when i feel lazy

>>33349234
A guy I met through a friend a while ago.

>>33349227
Most people i know IRL and online would just say
>Is english not your first language?

When most of us white americans hear "ESL" if we know what it means we think of the ESL tests that students have to take to study in the US. Not someone who is not fluent in english.

It still stings knowing she's gone and it's all my fault. Trusted someone to vent to about how much I miss her and that backfired when they told her everything I'd said. I know I hurt her but having to come to terms with what I did while having a void that she left wasn't easy for me and I broke.
I hope some day she'll forgive me and I can meet her again.

>>33349226
check out my steak tartare

>>33349241
Its the class all the foreign kids went to for an hour each day

>>33349232
Being a serial dater isn't a flex, dumb whore.

>>33349239
Cool. Good luck.

>>33349247
NTA. Better than not getting any dates at all, like you and me.

>>33349247
How else am I supposed to find a bf? Is there an arbitrary amount of time I have to wait after a date doesn't lead to anything before going on another one?
>>33349249
Thanks. We might meet up early for food before the movie. I have to remember not to eat like I'm hungry.

>>33349225
ordinarily clusters dont intercept iirc but could have been a misdiagnosis. if youre uninterested in others i think thats what that is whereas bpd is like the opposite where someone feels in some manner of speaking they cant do without others. im not speaking from the standpoint of being a professional i will say so yeah grain of salt here obv

>>33349249
>>33349258
More like cool gluck gluck

Btw how do you expect him to be bf official after the date. Will you ask him?

>>33349258
>We might meet up early for food before the movie. I have to remember not to eat like I'm hungry.
Yeah, how does that go with the fasting thing?

>>33349220
ESL is a 4chanism. Normies don't use "based" or "faggot" either

>>33349266
Normies do use based and have been for a while
>T. Normie

>>33349203
I appreciate it. I've had like a jogging routine before which seemed to adjust my ability to maintain not giving into cumming or whatever it would be considered with me. I'm as interested in sex as much as any other 4channer I'd imagine to be but yeah always have had an issue with premature ejaculation

>>33349258
You should already have a husband in your late 30s. You're an embarrassment.

>>33349268
If you're here you aren't a normie
Normies never leave the insta facebook snapchat triangle

>>33349270
A lot, a little? I can never tell, some guys here hate women so much they don’t have sex

>>33349226
Yeah. Thought about going on one of those cooking competition reality shows but even if I won, the prize wouldn’t be worth the time I’d have to take off work.

>>33349261
They told me I had it because I said my eyes were like video cameras and everything I experienced in life felt distant and ethereal, like I was watching a television show of someone else's life but because I was close to the Televison it appeared like reality

>>33349272
I'm something of a double agent

>>33349263
I might ask, depending on the mood afterwards.
>>33349264
That fast is over, I had breakfast this morning. Still hungry as fuck, but I know that it'll cause some bounceback if I stuff my face right after a fast.

male anons why are boys in computer science gross and sexist?

>>33349280
Autism. Where else would they go.

>>33349271
Well better late than never.

as a 5ft female i deserve a 6ft man

>>33349280
Because the females in computer science are annoying attention whores

>>33349280
I'm a boy in computer science and I'm gross and sexist.

>>33349283
You would be perfect in a battle tank crew. Have you considered enlisting in the United States Army?

>>33349288
but why

as a 5'7 man I deserve a 6'2 woman

>>33349289
what exactly would i be doing

>>33349278
Asking too early can drive ppl away.
Asking at all is kind of tistic

>>33349280
I'm in comp sci, why are the girls in comp sci so cute and squeezable

>>33349278
>That fast is over, I had breakfast this morning.
Before the date?

>>33349280
Dunno i don't hang with that crowd anymore
I remember them just being awkward weaboos
I guess it was before they got "radicalized"

>>33349280
Likely introverts who are less socialized

>>33349292
Loading/gunning/driving or commanding if you decide to go the commissioned officer route. Have I told you about the benefits from serving?

>>33349292
Being in a cramped steel box with 3 tall, fit, sweaty men who smell like diesel and engine grease and following their orders.

9 hours of my life gone and they still haven’t taken “evidence”

>>33349280
when i got my cs degree basically my entire friend circle was far too shy to talk to women

>>33349304
omg how do i enlist

>>33349304
Breathing all that desil jist has to lead to cancer or emphysima

>>33349316
Wait till you hear about ac130 gunners

>>33349226
No, cooking is effeminate
>>33349243
gay

>>33349307
Did the nurse come back

>>33349294
That's why I might wait. It should be obvious when it's time.
>>33349296
Yeh, I was too hungry and tired to have survived work otherwise.

>>33349226
I think I'm quite okay at cookery. However, I'm also extremely autistic so my repertoire is quite limited.

>>33349304
um. are there any pics of these men

>>33349319
?

Question for both genders.
F
Why am I jealous of my sister?
She married a farmguy. Has his own farm, three houses on the property, one where farm employees live., one where they live and one is renovated so my parents can live there under their care.
She completely gave up her career as a secretary on a state funded institution to be a homemaker on a farm 12 miles from nearest neighbour and the farmguy, her husband just connected them to glass fiber internet so they have a better connection than I do in the city.
>they dont pay water bills either, its their pump from a groundwater spring

Just feels like she didnt even try and has a complete life and secured even my parents future. Its just some guy. They even have a prenup where she gets nothing in divorce.

Feeling left out. Feeling left over. And awkward for wanting what she has. Feeling like the choices I made pursuing a career in marketing is never going to grant me what she has.
Why these feels when I have convinced myself for years that a career is the best thing ever

>>33349280
why the fuck would you want to socialize with anyone on campus. people are retarded and normies insufferable no matter what they're studying.

f, economist

>>33349329
Oh yeah. They get all the cancer.

>>33349333
If he's even average looking that guy probably had quite a selection women so she did something right

>>33349337
you really dont think people are worth talking to generally? what if someone told you it could be that the other way around is whats limiting you?

>>33349325
>I was too hungry and tired to have survived work otherwise.
Probably wouldn't have made a good impression on the date either then.

>>33349333
How old are you both

>>33349343
in my experience 99.999% of people are more trouble than they're worth. being anti-social hasn't been a problem yet. of course it helps that i don't rely on study groups to pass exams with straight A's.

>>33349333
If she gets nothing in a divorce she's not really in a secure position but her well-being depends completely on the other person.

>>33349349
don't you need to network to get a job? do you have an internship yet?

>>33349329
The shells they fire have depleted uranium, lead, and all kinds of other toxic metals that aerosolize inside the plane and gunners get the most exposure.

>>33349327
Just four boys and their tin can

>>33349349
>being anti-social hasn't been a problem yet
As long as you're fine not having a girlfriend.

>>33349341
He is both fat, but conventionally handsome. Tall too.

>>33349346
I am the older sister. 31. My sister is 27.
Farmguy is 36

>>33349351
Like she has no claim on the property. But she gets stuff like money (lump sum) and a vehicle.
So its not "nothing" but not like she gets half of what the guy owns.

FEMANONS, how regular is your period?

>>33349355
Neeerds

>>33349355
>iceman
generation kill larp

>>33349283
You deserve a 4 foot man

>>33349349
Erm that is an m16a4 which was adopted in 1997 and is wholly inappropriate for a midcentury setting as depicted in this image.

>>33349351
Men don’t really initiate divorces. Unless he’s a drunk or a wife beater, she’s in a good position. His work is his house and he’s 12 miles away from anything so it’s not like he can cheat.

>>33349283
>as a 5 ft female, women over 5'10" deserve nothing

You heard it hear first, folks!

>>33349360
>generation kill
It's clearly taken straight from Top Gun.

>>33349273
I've had one long term relationship where we lived together. I'm an older 4channer who's been here forever and I want to admit that I had my own fair share of issues to persist through in order to reach a point where dating became easier. At the beginning of my relationship with my ex who was basically a sort of Bernadette to my Bernd if that metaphor makes sense--I was on a heavy antipsychotic which made cumming sort of difficult in contrast to my typical quick shottedness, and that was fun in a way but it wasn't the same.

But in the beginning I would last usually over an hour and oftentimes didn't cum at all. Overcoming depression having recently graduated college and entered a line of work I appreciate personally that's also good enough to pay rent and shit, I think that I am approaching reaching a level of fulfillment that should allow my depression to settle down a bit and I should start feeling emotions as people naturally feel them oftentimes, and where every day pleasure like a sunrise or smelling flowers will give me genuine gladness. I've been told it could get better with this.

>>33349357
Damn

>>33349352
in my city the job market is great so you just need to apply. already passed an internship yes, will do another next year.
>>33349356
not a lesbian so not my problem.

>>33349337
uh who else am i supposed to talk to?

>>33349358
I call it old faithful

state gender
did you ever enter a relationship with someone you met while traveling on vacation? did you ever meet someone on vacation you simply had sex with?

>>33349364
Maybe it's the setting that's anachronistic.

>>33349355
Top Gun(s) are my favorite movies. I wish I knew someone as autistic as me to watch them all day long

>>33349357
Uhm excuse me, he is probably a disgusting sexist dumb pig and votes for orange man.
Meanwhile, you are empowered
Keep slaying Queen*

>>33349364
It's ai generated trash

>>33349365
>Men don’t really initiate divorces
But they still mistreat their partners.

>>33349381
No shit

>>33349379
you're excused--excuse that wench

Women, what is you opinion on men that post softcore porn on blue boards?

>>33349384
Then who cares what's in it it's going to be nonsensical

>>33349373
How do you get dates?

>>33349376
M

>did you ever enter a relationship
No.

>>33349364
do /k/fags have big cocks?

>>33349388
It's quite clear she wants to die alone

>>33349376
F
Yes, we’re married now

>>33349382
hey, get that goalpost back here!

>>33349390
It's a worksafe board so dickposting is forbidden

Women did you ever listen to abusive boyfriend asmr?

>>33349386
Pornbrained idiots who crave sexual attention from other men

>>33349390
Why do you think we buy such big guns

>>33349382
Depends on what you mean by mistreat. If he’s a farmer, the most likely “mistreatment” is going to be never being around because he’s working 12 hours a day and when he’s not working he’d be doing house chores. Maybe drinks a bit too much but the physical demands of the job make functional alcoholism nigh impossible.

I’d be more worried if she was married to some corpo VP or something.

>>33349393
I'm not moving goalposts at all. The point is that her well-being depends on how well she gets along with her partner and if he turns out to be a dick then she's in trouble. The fact that men don't tend to initiate divorces while being assholes to their partners does not change that fact.

What does pussy taste like?

>>33349364
i'm gonna shoot whatever i want in any period of history i want.
>>33349388
checked.
i'm not a moid, i don't have testosterone levels that transform me into a chimp if i don't spam women online with shitty one liners.

>>33349392
were you co-located by accident? if not, how did you bridge the distance to prolong the relationship past the vacation?

>>33349376
F
Never
I always think I might meet someone because I give myself a glow up but I still get ignored

>>33349403
Copper

>>33349400
I don't think job description has much to do with it. It's more a matter of personality traits. Some people are assholes and some of them are good at hiding it.

>>33349403
A clean healthy one tastes like the hot air that comes out the back of a brand new PlayStation.

>>33349324
No it’s just been the SA advocates coming in tell me to wait a little longer

>>33349405
Hey baby are you a hollow point bullet because I can't get you out of my head

>>33349409
For men, their occupation heavily influences their personality. Anyone who’s ever dated a doctor knows this.

>>33349403
Highly varies. My schizo theory is that the taste changes depending on your relationship with her

>>33349413
are they more nice and caring

>>33349413
Or maybe personality influences choice of occupation?

>>33349376
Not vacation but professional conferences are easy pickings for a fling.

>>33349416
Worked to the bone and on edge or insanely egotistical with a god complex

>>33349413
>women believe this

>>33349413
>For men, their occupation heavily influences their personality.
If anything it's the other way around. People choose their occupations based on their personality traits. Doctors and therapists for example have elevated rates of narcissism compared with the general population.

However, this does not mean that every farmer is a great guy, in general, I'm sceptical towards the notion that profession strongly predicts the likelihood of someone being an asshole.

>>33349407
>myself a glow up but I still get ignored
What do you do to entice men?

>>33349407
i've definitely met girls while travelling who seemed to be interested but never ended up approaching them because i wasn't sure how to approach a random stranger i have absolutely no connection to.
i also wonder if approaching someone while on vacation gives off bad "interested in quick fuck, no relationship" kinda vibes because you'll most likely have to split at the end of it again.

>>33349412
>ba dum tss
decent, i guess. send this to the next gun girl you see on tinder.

>>33349416
>doctors
>more nice and caring

LMAO, no. They have massive god complexes and a general disdain for humanity.

>>33349423
I stare really hard I smile and if I’m feeling really bold I compliment them

>>33349420
M
It's true though, your work is your culture, it changes you by osmosis

>>33349418
that's fucked and sounds like a really easy way to get into professional trouble

>>33349426
I'll take it as a win thanks

>>33349382
Why do females choose to marry abusive men?

>>33349428
>I stare really hard
Need intense eye contact gf

>>33349433
Abusive men suck you in

>>33349416
Anyone who regularly has life and death decision to make needs to be a least a bit of a pyschopath

>>33349433
Most of the time they don't deliberately marry abusive men but the men turn out to be abusive later.

>>33349428
Have you thought of make-up?

Women I'm gonna walk around with no pants and flop my dick around on the furniture and in the air

>>33349413
I'm inclined to believe this after seeing how my male friends' personalities change when they get new jobs. It can't be the actual work, they just purposely or unconsciously mimic the males higher up in the hierarchy there.

>>33349376
I once went to northern Finland on a holiday and had the chance.
Nothing wrong with the guy. I just felt like I would loose a bit of myself for having a holiday romance.
I have ever had two men. and I am quite proud of myself for that, even if I am on the older side at 31.

>>33349430
Not really. Both sexes know that there is plausible deniability for being seen chatting with each other at the bar, you aren’t in each others close personal/professional circle, and that you will likely never see each other again. Conferences create the perfect environment for casual one night stands.

>>33349429
Cooperate culture varies widely even within industries. A job title like doctor is way too broad to infer the cooperate culture influence on a person

>>33349394
>>33349397
please i just want to know if that anon is hot

I went on a date with a guy and he said
- I was bad at eye contact
- I said sorry too much
- Asked what color and length my hair is while looking right at me?
- Asked how tall I was three times
- Forgot basic information I told him about myself
- Told me he would eat so much he would vomit
- Told me he thought touching the crotch of a woman was a button to turn her on
- Told me he found big boobs disgusting
- Told me he didn’t expect me to sound so well spoken in real life (first thing he said to me when we met up)


How’s it looking?

>>33349447
I am. Very. (35 degrees out)

>>33349448
Great
Start picking out the baby names

>>33349440
What is make up?

>>33349358
I am currently two weeks late and it is freaking me out

>>33349448
>these are the men Femanons date

Grim

>>33349444
>Conferences create the perfect environment for casual one night stands.
conferences in my area are just sweaty nerds talking about mathematics and computers

What’s is your record for holding in a poo that wasnt due to constipation?

>>33349446
They mostly seem completely burned out after medical school and realizing that all that education will only be worth it if they stay a doctor for life practically. they also have no free time
There's no way being doctor doesn't influence your personality

>>33349448
thank god I don‘t go on date anymore, lmao

>>33349403
The ones here said repeatedly they dont use soap on it ever so....

>>33349456
i don't think i've ever gone longer than 2 days without shitting

>>33349448
Lol it never ceases to amaze how dumb some men can be. I remember once going up to this girl I liked, saying "hi", and then doing a 180 and leaving. Why are we so retarded.

>>33349457
Medicine is hardly the only degree that completly robs of you of your social life, free time and will to live, it just has the highest pay of all the ones that do

>>33349453
If you stab yourself in the uterus you can simulate one

>>33349280
I honestly don't know.

I really don't know why super smart men are so fucking pathetic and physically weak.

I adhere to the Platonic school of physical education: if they won't listen to reason, beat the fuck out of them.

>>33349406
We knew we were going to meet at the same event, we didn’t know we would go coconuts for each other. After we became inseparable, we are both wealthy and I had just quit my job. Lots of free time to explore

>>33349459
Is it because you found someone

>>33349469
I think she's a crazed femcel.

>>33349464
None of what you said so far disputes that occupation influences you
Look at other careers too, incidence of depression, burnout
It's honestly a ridiculous idea that what you spend half of your day doing 5 days a week wouldn't influence you

>>33349456
I shat once per week for years when I lived with my ex. Skipped almost 5 weeks one time when we got COVID and had to stay at home together

>>33349467
>I really don't know why super smart men are so fucking pathetic and physically weak
time spent working out is time that cannot be spent efficiently thonking

all the oxbridge phd dudes i know do a decent bit of cardio though

Why are my eyes so gray under some lights but so blue under others

>>33349464
There’s stereotypes that exist for every profession, and they exist for a reason. Whether the personality or the profession came first is kinda moot.

>>33349475
Because you’re a melaninlet

why am I so good at talking with older women in their 30s than I am with women of my old age

>>33349473
>Didn't shit for a month
How are you alive
And why did you do that

>>33349456
F 31
When I was 14. I went on a hiking trip with the girl scouts.
We walked 20 miles over 4 days. We had like a pole we sat on to do our business over a dug out pit that the older people set up each day.
I felt really shy about it.
And because I was very nervous I didnt do my business for a day beforehand.
So I walked 20 miles, constantly needing to poop for 4 days. I was also on my period and I dont think I changed my pad for the whole week, and wonder how I didnt get any infection for the duration. Because I just sneak peed in the woods alone, and didnt want to carry an used pad in my pockets or leave it in the woods, because what if someone saw it and somehow connected it to me with something like dna evidence?
Awkward teenager stuff. goddamnit.

>>33349477
Jealous t50

>>33349280
Idk i dont remember people in my CS classes being sexist. Lot of them were disgusting tho and i honestly thought one of them will give me fleas

>>33349481
>F 31
hello grandma

>>33349484
We have older femanons

>>33349472
>>33349476
Okay, what are you stereotypes of an electrical engineer?

How do you approach a girl that keeps glancing at you from another table at a restaurant? Or should you just disregard it as too insignificant of a signal?

>>33349471
So am I but I still go on dates

>>33349485
>We have older femanons
Stop I'm already fully erect

>>33349405
But how do you get dates?

Women
Are you ready to receive my seed?

>>33349489
Yeah but she's CRAZED crazed. Like manhating femcel crazed. Used scrote unironically crazed.

>>33349482
I don’t have to wear sunglasses

>>33349448
>Told me he found big boobs disgusting
Kill him, kill him now

>>33349448
>- Told me he found big boobs disgusting
Report him to the police. He's a pedophile

>>33349497
I just squint

>>33349487
NTA, but:
>very detail-oriented and very "100% solution"-minded, somewhat stubborn until concrete and tangible counter-evidence is presented
>prefers tried methods and approaches they know well over experimentation, i.e. somewhat conservative
>dismissive of/insecure wrt both complexity and people who are not as 100%-minded as they are
>probably has slightly schizophrenic views about mathematics
>probably not very extroverted as their interests don't make good conversation material with normies

Trying to learn to knit feels like it was a huge waste of time. I keep fucking it up and having to start over and I'm never going to be able to do anything useful with it. Autistic hobby.

Question to guys.
If you have a moustache, how do you eat? Doesnt the hair go into your mouth and cut into your lips when you chew or something?
Or is it just something you deal with?

I have long hair and find that distracting already if I dont tie it up before I eat.

it's hot and i'm sweaty and hanging around the house naked. i don't want sex

>>33349448
This is what I'm competing with for femanons?
I'M LOSING DATES TO THIS?

>>33349504
I dont like how accurate that is

>>33349509
Dont take it personally.
Women just suck at pickig men, especially the ones here.

>>33349507
the stache doesn't really enter the mouth, but the food does enter the stache, which can be pretty annoying. i usually wipe it afterwards and trim it regularly so that it doesn't become too annoying.

>>33349507
No, it's not long enough to curl into my mouth. I keep it trimmed.

Hi *plap*

Men, would you marry a girl who sucked a big black cock in the past before meeting you?

>>33349517
Yes because I am desperate but I would never really love her.

honestly tho black genitals esp black pussy look disgusting it's a miracle black people get laid

>>33348247
>>33348378
>>33348393
>only son in a predominantly female family, 1 son(me) and 8 sisters
>absent father who's a piece of shit
>mother that works day and night to provide for this large family
>from the start of my life i try to work hard and make my mom proud because i can easily so how she's getting shafted by everything and everyone
>work hard and become academically successful in elementary school, but inside the household the problems started although i was too young to realise how this would cause me the predicament i live in now
>sisters start to take sides against me and treat me like shit(mind you I'm an elementary schooler at this point so college women are beefing with a kid here)
>in one instance that i still remember so i think it counts as important one of my sisters screamed at me in an argument and said something along the lines of "yeah of course momma's favourite kid is ----"
>they kept pestering me claiming that my mom loved me more then them and that i was ruining their lives
>mind you again, i was a kid
>either in early middle or late elementary school i got kicked in the balls so hard by one of my sisters that now i permanently have one ball the other is missing, if i press my ballsack i can feel a side that's full and a side that's empty
>no one knows about this and i know fear irl sex because i feel scarred and i feel like if anyone knew they'd use that against me or say that I'm less of a man for it, mind you my family already has a low opinion of me. the problem is worse because i have no male family members or friends(which will be explained in a bit) so i can't exactly tell anyone who'd "get it" about my problem

>>33349510
my dad was an EE (mostly naval armaments)

>>33349514
>>33349515
2nd question.
You already said you trim it, but do you use other products for it? I think I have seen bear/moustache wax and oil on beauty shops and was wondering if that is a good gift for a guy with facial hair?

>>33349095
Because I'm a retarded bitch and you shouldn't take my opinion on anything seriously.

>>33349507
I brush the moustache to the sides away from the lips as best I can and just deal with it. Sometimes food does get stuck in it, that's what serviettes are for.

>>33349521
>fast forward to middle school and no one wants to befriend me at the time i thought it was because i was a loser and didn't deserve anything good happening to me but in retrospect it was because i acted like a battered wife due to the poor treatment i received at home, everyone could see from a mile away that im abused, it's also why the teachers either treating me really well like i was disabled or entirely ignored me
>I'm still good academically in middle school so i had that going for me but the family situation has gotten worse
>i try my best to get perfect marks to make my mom happy, studying even the subjects i hated and really pushing myself to perfection
>at the end of high school i actually succeed, getting the best marks and some papers from school celebrating my academic success or whatever, i rush to my mother to tell her that i had the perfect marks, literally zero mistakes across the board and she replies by saying "so ? you want a round of applause or something ?" at the time being the battered bitch wife that i was i just stuttered repeatedly and then awkwardly shuffled out of the kitchen, at the time i didn't know how to process this but in the future it will also become a situation that ruins my life
>enter high school with no clear intentions and an emptiness i didn't understand at that age
>P.S i changed schools 6 or 7 times from elementary to high school which didn't help me make friends
>thug it out but ultimately feel hollow as a person with no purpose or desire
>huge fight happens between me and 3 of my sisters in the middle of my 2nd year of high-school life, everything prior to this point academically was mediocre on my end but all my teachers loved me because they saw the potential and knew i was smart
>in this fight my mom takes thier side and drops bombs like "you were never man enough" and "giving birth to you was a mistake"

>>33349519
Would it be worse if she both sucked AND fucked a big black cock?

>>33349529
>this completely breaks me for the first time in my life i seriously attempt to kill my self and permanently scar my wrist, the only person to stand by my side during this whole ordeal was one of my sisters who is on the more sane side
who is in no small part the reason i got slightly better
>the second half of my academic HS life is atrocious academically, i only barely passed because all the teachers felt pity for me
>college is worse with me being labelled the "man of the house" and getting all the responsibilities thrown my way
>all around things got worse before they got better
>to this day i get insulted just for existing
>one sister is a hyper feminist and thinks all men are evil rapists, especially me apparently

>>33349530
Yes that would be too much.

>>33349507
I trim my mustache above my lip so its not a problem. Though when I had a longer stache yeah, it did tend to go in the way. I'd always go to the bathroom after eating to clean myself up, and used tons of tissues when eating. basically wiped my mouth after every bite or two

>>33349533
>one day after 2 weeks of constant abuse and my mother telling me to be the "bigger man" i get insulted after i had an especially bad day and after i fixed several stuff around the house that they benefit from. they literally insulted me after i made life better for them. this causes me to have "mental break down"(idk if im using the term correctly) my brain stops operating at full capacity i start to scream and cry i break my hand on a table and a wall i walk up to my sister probably to kill her but then my mother stops me, mind you i could snap my mom in half but mentally i don't want that i wish her all the best i just wish loving my mom didn't involve having to give up my social life and mental wellbeing, i beg her to move aside she refuses and i mentally break, after that i became mentally ill, i lost something that day, and it's only worse because my mother thinks they did nothing wrong and keeps pestering me saying I'll kill her daughter, which is especially annoying because if i actually want to murder everyone in that house i could easily do so, I'm not the kid they used to physically abuse and I'm clearly insane enough now to be able to do that but im holding myself back inspite of myself yet no one appreciates that they all pretend everything i do is evil and bad i just wanted to make my mom proud why do i have to suffer so much for that ? am i genuinely supposed to abuse my mom like my sisters and let her work all the time without respecting her
>P.S the writing is a bit all over the place now, things are not exactly chronological now but I'll try to say what happened when
>suffer in male places because everyone thinks I'm a faggot

>>33349525
I don't really need that stuff because again I keep it trimmed and it naturally has a good texture. But for a guy with a big beard maybe.

>>33349517
The girl I'm thinking of, I wouldn't put that past her. So I guess I would, if it came to that.

>>33349525
i don't, but i have a pretty straight-forward beard. whether they'd use it depends on how much facial hair they have and how long it is.
some men might also take your gift as "this girl's telling me to clean up my shitty beard" (e.g. like gifting someone deodorant can be interpreted as telling them they stink), so evaluate according to your relationship and perception of the person.

>>33349448
Holy fuck, get some fucking taste in dudes

>>33349507
When it gets that long I trim. If I dont trim you get those stick out hairs that make me look like " a mountain man"

>>33349532
NTA. No way you actually have one of those.

>>33349537
>suffer outside of the family
>suffer inside the family
>all around just suffer with no real safe place for me
>don't belong anywhere
in the end i only asked because i never understood why the wellbeing of other horrible people was placed above my wellbeing by mom but after writing everything i honestly don't care, nothing ever changes, I'll get called a piece of shit here and then inside the house and then at my job I'll get called a faggot and that's my life, i think i came here because i thought things could be better but that was retarded of me, i shouldn't have believed that other women will give me any better advice then "you deserve this you're horrible kys"

>>33349549
Bro shut up

>>33349549
Not reading your blog

>>33349549
You should move out

>>33349551
>says shut up at the last post when there's nothing more to be said
What an insightful post

>>33349554
Yes

>>33349549
please create a google docs document for your incel manifesto like the other school shooters and don't post it here

>>33349553
you're probably right but is there a way to fix my horrible impression of women ? or should i just give up on having any relationships with women besides maybe 1 or 2 of my sisters

I wish I could restore the sense of wonder and excitement I had as a child, and not feel so jaded all the time.

>>33349448
>femanon dates asshole
>she'll probably fuck him anyway
Grim world

>>33349560
Getting some space from that shit is a big start.
Time will help along with some positive experiences.
Maybe therapy but that always seemed lady coded to me

>>33349561
that's how it goes unfortunately. misery is all that remains while time keeps flowing quicker and quicker. and then, one day, the only thing you'll still enjoy doing is defusing IEDs in iraq.

>>33349561
It comes and goes for me but you can get that part of yourself back. I unironically suggest buying toys you wanted as a kid, playing games you liked, spending time in the sun and in nature. Poking bugs and digging in dirt. Watching shows from your childhood

Performative Christianity fatigue.

>>33349543
How was I supposed to know he would act like that

>>33349549
Some therapy would do you good, you've understandably accrued baggage from your upbringing
Also, as a fatherless man, you need to write a diary or decide on a goal by some other method, then pursue it and become a man
Moving out might be too much right now, maybe stay with a friend or go on holiday for 2 weeks just to decompress
Welcome to life, there isn't always a shiny, pleasant path out of things, the right thing is usually boring, try reading Meditations for good advice about how to cope with bullshit

>>33349566
I watch that movie.

>>33349570
I'm going to try to do more of that.

>>33349559
if you read from the start you'd realise a female anon wanted me to write all this shit and that it's not an incel manifesto but expecting you to put in any effort beyond vague shitposting is foolish, you're simply not at that level where you can have any serious conversation
>>33349565
>Getting some space from that shit is a big start.
well then i guess I'll stick to that and only look for my next move when i achieve that much at least
>Time will help along with some positive experiences.
you're not entirely wrong desu
>Maybe therapy but that always seemed lady coded to me
my problem with therapy is that i feel like they'd stab me in the back, i don't trust people easily for obvious reasons.
thanks for actually replying with a solution anon, hopefully it works but even if it doesn't i appreciate that somone put in effort trying to help me.

>>33349579
i honestly don't recall anything from that movie other than that scene. it's a good scene, though, and it wouldn't have stuck as well without the movie i forgot before it.

>>33349534
Grim considering most women nowadays want to try just about every race before settling down

Men have you ever been on a bad date?

>>33349577
>you've understandably accrued baggage from your upbringing
thanks for being understanding
>Also, as a fatherless man, you need to write a diary or decide on a goal by some other method, then pursue it and become a man
elaborate on both, what am i supposed to put in my dairy ? just anything that happens day to day ? and my problem with "become a man" is that i unironically don't know how to do that. i have no frame of reference for what being a man is or entails, it would help if you could elaborate

>>33349582
>but expecting you to put in any effort beyond vague shitposting is foolish, you're simply not at that level where you can have any serious conversation
nah, it's just not worth investing any effort into a mentally ill degenerate who writes like a mentally stunted 12 year old

>>33349589
If you've never been on a date don't bother replying

I’m letting go. The cards weren’t in my hands, I was just pretending that they were

>>33349594
Letting go of what? Don't blame yourself, it wasn't your fault

>>33349593
Ok, got it.

>>33349589
Mhm. It was going ok, if a little weird, then she brought out her husband.

feelin fertile rn

>>33349598
Aww lol what a dumb whore

>>33349599
Pretty gay bro

>>33348950 (OP)
Women, how do you sleep at night knowing that so many young men feel depressed and suicidal becuase you degrade them on a daily basis

>>33349583
The details are not as important as the emotional impression the film leaves on you.

>>33349601
i thought men were always fertile

>>33349602
I’m also suicidal so

>>33349599
might take a shit on your face to dung that soil a bit more before planting my seeds

I feel better

>>33349588
I dont care about most women.
I am saving myself for a mentally ill, misandrist femcel neet, who hasn't left her room in 4 days

>>33349606
Because Chad didn't respond? lol

>>33349594
Good course of action i imagine but it depends on the context, it would help if you could go into detail

>>33349608
That's good, knew you would.
Are you out of the hospital yet?

>>33349607
gonna go find chad to do this to me

>>33349608
Glad to hear that, make a mental note of the good times where you're feeling better for when the bad times come around

>>33349602
I don’t so I’m good

>>33349612
That's an old ass reference.

Got really high with the GF and had sex. she peed in my mouth a little bit and I swallowed. She’s acting like nothing ever happened and I don’t know if I should bring it up.

>>33349591
>what am i supposed to put in my dairy ?
Some good advice I got once is to write about how your life went until you cry. Then write about how it was "supposed" to go, if things were good. Then in your new vision, cut out any parts that depend on other people behaving a certain way, that is no longer your problem. If someone hits you, that's a problem, otherwise just treat them with the same weary eye as an advert, if they seem good, engage, if not, turn elsewhere.
Get a job with some real men, masculinity is learned by absorbing it from other men. Try not to take any "pills" and fall into following talking heads. The final lesson is that there is only so much you can learn from other people, eventually, you have to walk your own path, once you know what that is.. Unrelated but a lot of guys swear by combat sports for building discipline

>>33349622
Women, would you let your bf drink straight from the tap?

Assassin chad is in prison getting the death penalty, why won't women do anything to help him!?!?

>>33349621
Women, would you let your bf drink straight from the tap?

Women, what wacky things happen to you?

Women are trash, why do we even need them?

>>33349610
Because your mother

>>33349627
he already has thousands of love letters and thirst trap edits on tiktok

>>33349621
next time she says she has to pee tell her to wait, then eat her out again

>>33349613
No they’re taking forever to discharge me

>>33349596
>>33349612
Letting go of waiting for my ex to come back so soon, or at all. I think for now there’s a good chance she will but it’s foolish and a waste of time for me to be thinking about it and her so much until we’re actually talking again

WATAYA:
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

>>33349625
>Some good advice I got once is to write about how your life went until you cry. Then write about how it was "supposed" to go, if things were good. Then in your new vision, cut out any parts that depend on other people behaving a certain way, that is no longer your problem.
sounds like it will work wonders, I'll try it, thanks anon
>masculinity is learned by absorbing it from other men
metaphorically r...right....?

>>33349630
I got sunburned, but only on my nose so now I look like a chipmunk. My whack is low stakes

>>33349589
Yeah. I've never been on a good date.

>>33349638
Oh that sounds great, good luck
>>33349639
Wrong thread

>>33349641
that,s why i only apply sunscreen to my nose, which makes me look like david bowie instead

>>33349635
>this is what women help is like

>>33349602
Poorly because I'm laughing so hard

State Gender, Thoughts?

>>33349637
Oh I'm already back from work and you're still there. Do you know how far along they are in the process
Glad to hear that you feel better though, visit was worth it I hope

>>33349589
Yes. She turned out to be very racist and would make comments about the waiters, but in a shitty way so they would hear it.

>>33349642
having never been on a good date does not imply that you've been on a bad date

>>33349627
He's probably happy for the assisted suicide. His spine is fucked so I doubt they're just administering him pain meds in prison.

I wanna sleep sooooo bad. Why does coffee do nothing for me.

>>33349651
I have been on a bad date. I was adding I have also never been on a good date.

>>33349652
His spine isn't fucked. That's a lie invented by Big Leftism to sell more permanent CEO naps.

>>33349589
Honestly I don’t know which worse for me, getting stood up or having a terrible date. Has happened to me multiple times. Have had plenty of great dates though.

Kiss after bj
Gay?

>>33349639
I have felt like throwing up all day. My head hurts a lot, in the back by my neck. I took a bunch of vitamins with water and laid down.

>>33349657
Nah

>>33349657
>with cum still in mouth
no. get that protein, king.

>without cum
yes. why would you do that?

>>33349658
Lose weight

Went to store today before gym, seen this cute girl whos always super nice to me, we had a short smalltalk, she told me she was on holidays and on some rock festival in belgium.

Then i saw her couple hours later again in same store and once again she was smiling to me so nicely.
Wish i wasnt such a ugly creep

>>33349647
I wonder how to prompt that.

how do men jerk off to a picture of boobs

>>33349639
5th day sober and the shakes have stopped and I finally got some sleep last night after being up for 90 something hours. Man waking up without a hangover was pretty nice.

>>33349661
Well I didn't eat

>>33349664
I roll it into a tube around my dick

>>33349664
By getting horny

>>33349664
it's pretty hard to jack off to a picture of severed titties. only the most degenerate of us could cum to that kinda cartel footage.

>>33349664
By having actual libidos, like women.

>>33349664
boobs are hot

>>33349664
Boobs makes dick hard. Jerk off hard dick as normal. I might imagine sticking it between them.

>>33349648
Going home now. It was something I guess. It’s so late

I'm with my girlfriend watching funnie videos atm
I helped with cleaning and carrying some heavy things... she says I'm a good boy and can rest on her bed for a bit
I kinda want to lick her desu... like just lick up some sweat from her face or armpits... but she wants a shower soon...
What should I do next should I try to make her dessert or just cuddle and snooze
I love my owner lolol no but seriously how did I end up here...... her blonde hair smells so nice though... my penis is hard LOL
She told me earlier that she knows best and to just heed her advice and ugh that's just so hot

>>33349664
I imagine the texture, how it would feel to stroke them, squeeze them like stress balls, pinch the nipples, suck them and the reactions of the girl I'm thinking of

>>33349681
Bruh

>>33349681
Lick her

>>33349633
>Women are trash,
some are
>why do we even need them?
you don't, i don't either we just desire them due to biological and psychological needs.

>>33349671
no woman jerks off to rando's dicks or even their entire naked bodies

>>33349589
>Men have you ever been on a date
No.

>>33349664
I could show you

>>33349691
I can't believe I made that typo. I meant to say UNLIKE women.

Should I just cold approach if I’m out and about and see a pretty woman? I feel like since most guys my age don’t do that maybe it’ll give me a leg up? That and maybe it can help me get over my shyness

Have any anons here tried it and if so did it work?
I’m only looking for people who have tried it because I genuinely want to improve my life

>>33349691
half of these femanons will like, find a veiny pair of big hands and wake up the next morning covered in beef jerky and their vibe between their legs

M or F
Do you dance with the opposite gender?

>>33349701
>ShiaLaBeouf.gif

>>33349704
M
none of them had the confidence to dance with me

>>33349704
I would like to

>>33349704
M. Not if I can help it.

>>33349704
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBAN0S3rW_I

>>33349704
My wife's not into dancing, and we're also not into overrated anime.

>>33349685
I want to lickkk her sweat up but she is in pain and in bed rn ): I am making the bitch soup atm xx

>>33349715
L I C K
H E R

>>33349701
I never did a fully cold one, but I did approach a girl in my class after it and it went pretty well. I was terrified of being seen as a creep, weirdo but none of that happened.

>>33349704
M. dances like this would probably repair the gender relationship which is specifically why women are against it

>>33349702
well moids never post their hands though so.

>>33349707
now i think about it, why is shia labeouf famous? what did he do? I remember memes about him as a kid but idk what was special about him

>>33349720
trannies ban hand posting

>>33349713
Your wife also thinks you have a small penis

>>33349720
Yeah they do
I'm sure some will now that you've mentioned it

>>33349724
Holes and Transformers

>>33349730
Holes is such a good film

>>33349724
>>33349730
>>33349732
Step 1 to hollywood career:
Being jewish
check.

there are married men on this thread?

>>33349726
real?

>>33349734
Yeah. I get bored sometimes.

>>33349734
Old men too.

>>33349734
I'm divorced

>>33349734
We even have some widows

>>33349684
Fack I love her so fucking much dude; I'm her puppy dog cheerleader in life
I want to lick and eat her
Anyway we're watching tiny tots rn lool, slay desu xx
>>33349716
I WANT TO LICKKK HER PITS BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A CREEP FUCK
She's so beautiful... she's so kind and sweet and considerate and voluptuous... ughhh lick lick lick
Anyway sorry I need to finish pampering her rn
I'm crying lol....
I love her so fucking much...
Way beyond looks -- she's pretty to me but her personality massively won me over
All of you incels and femcels, you can really succeed just be bright and optimistic and put your best foot fwd xxxx

>>33349283
As a 5'4 male I deserve a 6'5 muscle mommy gf that will make me tendies whenever I want. Fact

>>33349707
Clapping?
>>33349717
I'll avoid being a creep
I figure if she's rude I'll just diffuse the situation and/or leave

>>33349734
>data miner moment

>>33349743
>I WANT TO LICKKK HER PITS
Just do it, seriously.

>>33349724
He's a Disney channel kid iirc.

>>33349677
Yeah I'm tired too, I didn't sleep at all last night. But you're taking a step in the right direction, I'm proud of you. have a good rest you've deserved it.

>>33349736
>>33349739
what do your hands look like

>>33349744
you don't deserve a 6'5 muscle mommy you shrimplet.... I deserve a 6'5" muscle mommy (6'5" broad shoulder chad here)

>>33349009
>>today got told that women used to pay higher health insurance rates for no reason
>>tell her I pay more for car insurance than women
>>"well anon men just get in more wrecks it makes sense to charge them more"
Taking this at face value, it seems just like a very mild dumb boomer opinion. It's hypocritical, yes, but most people, regardless of political stance, have blindspots like these. If this is as bad as it gets then you should just learn to expect less intellectual rigor from dinner table political debates.

Therapists are meant to help you solve your mental health problems, not convince you to change your entire worldview. If a patient complains about problems at church, an atheist therapist will not say "just stop believing in Jesus lol" even if that's their opinion; that kind of response would both go against medical ethics and be bad for business.

>you and your brothers all turned into such right wing assholes
Does she say this because of your opinions on women's car insurance, or did you actually vote for blumpf?

>>33349704
M
I don't know how to dance

>>33349742
:(

>>33349734
They have to find grooming victims to cheat on their wives with somewhere, right?

>>33349745
>Clapping
wtong one

>>33349753
Extremely small for a man, with short, stubby fingers. Also, extremely hairy.

>>33349753
mine are like a lord of the rings ring wraith without any robes, armor, magic, or power. not very healthy due to the cancer and all. t. divorced

im apologizing to all your wives on your behalfs

State gender,

How old are you, and how old were you when you first started browsing 4chan?

>>33349763
you dont have to apologize to yourself

>>33349764
M21
Idk 14 or 15

>>33349764
M, 20
About 16

>>33349759
that better not be me

>>33349764
M 31

Started browsing /a/ when I was 14 for Haruhi, TTGL, and Code Geass threads. It was all downhill from there.

>>33349764
M
26
8

>>33349720
I'd post it if catbox wasn't down

>>33349764
M 27
13 on /b/
15 /fa/
24 /adv/

>>33349764
M. 37. 18.

>>33349764
20F

19

>>33349752
Why didn’t you sleep?

Women would you let your husband braid your hair

>>33349755
No, I do. And you deserve to get hit by a chair you fucking bigger

>>33349764
M
31
15

>>33349772
there's always imgur

>>33349701
1. I do think cold approaching works for some men and on some women (but definitely not all).
2. I also think that people overestimate the extent to which cold approaching ever led to relationships and the overall proportion of men who used to do it in the past.

The majority of relationships emerges from friendships and exposure to another over time rather than strangers approaching strangers. The reason why cold approaching women (or dating apps for that matter) take up so much space in the discourse is because people are more socially isolated than they were in the past and have thus fewer opportunities to get to know members of the opposite sex the "normal" way.
I think it is a better idea to attempt to be more social in general. Partake more in IRL activity, try to make more IRL friends and attempt to find a partner that way as it seems to be the more reliable way.

>>33349764
F
20
25

>>33349775
How did you end up here?

>Anons have known life with 4chan longer than they've known life without
>Anons younger than 4chan

>>33349768
Are you an insecure girl who would respond positively to attention from guys who seem experienced, successful somewhat desirable by virtue of having a wife to an impressionable mind?

>>33349780
I don't have imgur
Fuck it I'll just post it here
Not the best photgrspher

>>33349764
M
29 next month
I started browsing this shithole when I was 19...

>>33349782
How did you go back in age by 5 years?

>>33349776
I dunno, some nights it just happens. And coffee doesn't work on me to add insult to injury lol
Have you eaten at all, are you hungry?

>>33349786
veinlet/10

>>33349790
They're more pronounced after a hot shower

>>33349786
Niggas will do anything for a crumb of female attention

>>33349783
depressive episode

also i wanted men to give me attention

>>33349793
we really will

>>33349764
M
24
16

>>33349793
Like handposting takes any effort
And yeah this nigga does it for female attention. So? U gay or sumtin?

>>33349764
M
40
20

>>33349794
nta
You chose 4chan to get your male attention?

>>33349704
Men don't do that.

>>33349760
The just do it?

Good dammit. I had a really good question but your handposting bullshit distracted me and I forgot.

Women, why aren't gyaru's real?

>>33349810
then it was not that good

>>33349794
I meant 4chan in general.

>>33349812
idk wtf that is

>>33349809
yes

>>33349816
Just because I'm forgetful doesn't mean it wasn't good.

>>33349799
She got chased off reddit, can't you see?

>>33349764
f, 36, 21

>>33349688
It's basically all of them.

>>33349821
hmm

>>33349720
>>33349729

Guess I can’t phone post without wifi

>>33349764
Male
Currently 31, started at 17 I think

>>33349827
Bruh

>>33349826
why are anons so whorish today? Is it 4 floors of whores day or so?

Women, prompt us with a pose for a hand pic and we’ll deliver

>>33349826
not seeing any veins

>>33349830
look at the date idiot

>>33349832
ew no

>>33349827
turn on and off mobile data to get a new IP address

>>33349834
The fact that he got it in the first place

>>33349827
Lmfao whenever i walk by a certain house near me and try to post on cellular ill get this ban message

>>33349826
clay ass hand

>>33349775

Newfag...

>>33349832
I'm tired of hoeing out for femanons

>>33349839
who said it‘s his?

>>33349820
Okay
I think I need to realize that going on a date doesn't mean you have to marry or even date them

>>33349845
That's what I said when I banged his wife

>>33349764
M
27
15

>>33349831
Posting hands is pure and innocent compared to the women who post their bare titties

>>33349850
if you say so

>>33349852
That's a fact

Men why were you on 4chan so young??

>>33349854
porn

Where are the hardworking high t men who have actual veins not this faggot shit

>>33349854
Political radicalization and impressionable teenage mind

>>33349833
Tendons not good enough for you?

>>33349841
What does that even mean?

>>33349853
ok

>>33349854
I wasn't

>>33349846
You are so close to enlightenment

>>33349854
Because 4chan had free tits.

>>33349860
you know like its made of clay

>>33349858
Are you literally upset that a website for dweebs has men with dweeby hands?

>>33349720
>>33349729

>>33349854
Cousin introduced me to airsoft---> airsoft reddit--->???--->/k/

>>33349866
I don't know.

>>33349854
In 2005, all of my guildmates on WoW were 4channers

>>33349848
What were you doing at 15

M or F
Thoughts on this?

>>33349865
youre welcome baka

>>33349874
M
Lmao

>>33349854
I'm 27
>>33349858
>go to website of nothing but socially awkward nerds
>"Why are these guys a bunch of fucking nerds?"

>>33349874
f, sounds based

>>33349874
M
A little excessive imo
Also 95% sure this is fake

>>33349858
I know I shouldn't have posted. Nobody ever likes my hands.

>>33349789
Sorry to hear that, hope you get some sleep. Yea I ate

>>33349868
nice watch

Mine are nice but I'm gonna keep em to myself

>>33349858
You're stupid and don't know how the human body works

>>33349875
That was way before you had tits.

>>33349887
please do

>>33349868
Hot until I saw the vape
Kill yourself

>>33349873
Lying on /b/ about having a date with a girl, not buying bitcoin because $200 seemed really expensive, probably being racist. The usual

>>33349854
/b/ used to attract online edgelords like shit attracts flies.

>>33349868
>it's either no veins or a vape
this is why women only like 1% of men

>>33349826
I love white boys

>>33349892
I'll take it
>>33349885
Thanks, its a piece of shit <3
>>33349897
Everyone on 4chan is straightedge now :/

>>33349893
>Lying on /b/ about having a date with a girl
For what?

>>33349747
I need to get to the correct point of intimacy though....
Right now, I am the village fool, and she is the queen lol....
I'm literally dancing and juggling fruit rn t try to entertain the queen lol...
If she lets me lick her armpit after a night, I am a lucky cunt here desu
.... ..

At least people who smoke cigs have some shame about it. Some decency. Vapecucks are such fucking retards

>>33349884
I'll manage thanks. That's good to hear.
Any news on your tests and whatnot, have the docs told you anything?

>>33349892
How do you think we stay so skinny for you, babe?

male anons do you want to get older?

I cry on all my birthdays and i know most other women do too. Im starting to cry thinking about it rn

>>33349874
M. This is a fake story that has been doing the rounds for years.