i won't even feed your tantrum by filling in the template.

you are like a neglected toddler who spills cheerios on the floor on purpose as a cry for attention. it would be sad. would be, if in this case it weren't more like you're throwing cheerios in people's laps and calling them cheerio spillers hoping that mommy will pat your butt for exposing the naughty mess makers. effectively bamboozled never to discover that in the meantime you had shit your diaper.