Epstein had an egg shaped dick according to the 50+ underage girls interviewed by Florida police

Weinstein has a fish shaped dick with no balls according to court testimony but their are conflicting descriptions of it

Alan dershowitz has something bizarre going on with his dick according to court records from the Ghislaine lawsuit

Donald Trump has a mushroom shaped dick according to Stormy Daniels who is definitely an expert on dicks

I am not saying lizards but we are going to need some DNA tests here