Just had a nightmare where I was getting chased by a big black guy while trying to drive away. It was terrifying.

>>33347134
>will I regret buying a one way ticket to Buenos Aires and starting a new life there?
Probably. You'll be a stranger in a strange land with no community there, plus their Spanish is shit.

>>33347059
>Women, boob status?
Reporting: still firmly attached to my chest.

>>33347025
>Do mma fighters beat their girlfriends?
Many of them do, yes. Notably Jon Jones, but he's the gayest MMA fighter who isn't also Muslim.

>>33346900
>Women, would you befriend a moid who has no car and no job but can serve up some primo dick and cunnilingus?
Were I in need of a FWB, yes. I wouldn't have to worry about losing him because no woman wants to fuck with broke dudes.

>>33346890
>Called it
I never denied it.