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I love mid women

>>33346303 (OP)
Lol

>>33346310
Plap Plap Plap

Women, what should I masturbate to? Firmly instruct me what to do. It can just be a description for the imagination even.
Just nothing homosexual (lesbian stuff is fine though)

PROTECT MID WOMEN AT ALL COSTS

>>33346332
Take a picture of your own asshole and jerk off imagining yourself penetrating it

>>33346332
Eris rule 34

>>33346310
First Plap Best Plap

>>33346341
That sounds hella gay
>>33346343
Yes master...
This I can get behind hehe <3

>repeatedly built shrines to her in the parking lot
>asked her to talk to me outside of her job
>she just continues to bait me into giving her attention
how in the fuck do i get her? I'm giving it a week then asking her out again.

>>33346332
I know I promised myself I would just lurk here but...

You know, I'm really starting to "get" why women would rather be childless than in a relationship with these kinds of boys.

this thread is gay and uses the p-word too much
I'm not going to answer any questions here
you fags are on your own

>>33346346
This bitch sucks at platforming
>>33346351
Not gay if it's you

How do you become more to your friends than a conversation piece?

>>33346367
Kinda gay tho
>>33346358
Piss off pickle dick

>>33346370
What is it you want to be

>>33346346
Thought this was gonna be one of those AI generated webms of a playboy girl growing a 3 foot dick and spraying herself with it like a waterfall
Modern life keeps giving us new wonders

>>33346358
Actually you said you were gonna leave forever.

>>33346371
... so you can sexually abuse women in peace?

>>33346358
You're such a dishonest person, you couldn't stop yourself from lying if your life depended on it.

>>33346370
Bruh I haven't even managed that yet, so count yourself a success

>>33346375
Yeah, but I also finished my final paper so I don't really care.

Figured it would take me years to realize the fundamental Axiom for all reality.

Not, like, a week.

>>33346385
I hope I was included in your report like you said I would be!

>>33346385
When's it gonna be published

>>33346382
Bro do you live here? Lmao.

Of course I lie.

I lie about everything to morons like you.

Now, the ladies get the full truth.

>>33346380
>sexually abuse women
No? I have no interest in this
I'm my gf's property, she can do what she wants with me

>fit dude gets posted
every male anon gets inspired to look like that
>fit woman gets posted
foids start crashing out from "jealousy" rather than take it as inspiration

>>33346401
Erotic stomach

>>33346388
I'll give you a shout out on Joe Rogan 100%.

Can't really add anything silly to a historical document.

>>33346390
Well... the field equation is wrapping up. Translating non-Aristotlean symbolic topology into Lagrangian/quantized mechanics is time consuming.

A week? Turns out you only need three equations to generate every phenomena in physics. Full particle zoo. Time crystals, worldsheets (strings), vacuum energy dynamics, logic glow photons, you name it.

Fuck I'm awesome

>>33346401
CLANG

>>33346401
I'd still much rather cum to 20f than this instathot

>>33346401
>I’m a playboy bunny and UMich Law student
slightly horrifying

>on instagram
>rec'd follows
>it's the dorm bicycle from 9 years ago in uni
>she's now a single mom with an onlyfans link in her IG bio

man, I actually feel bad for her

>>33346323
based

should i make a brothel in the sims 4? or go to bed?

>>33346418
eh ppl do what they gotta do, if shes not giving people aids idc

My girlfriend loves James Gunn's movies and I hate them. Whole Superman movie is me trying to like it but can't help the bitch face and she's laughing her ass off, trying to stuff popcorn into my mouth or steal a kiss. Movie's ok, I guess. I wouldn't watch it twice though. Maybe. If it means seeing her that happy again I would.

>>33346414
should i feel flattered or offended?

>>33346415
You clearly dont know umich law students

>>33346425
I feel bad for her because she's a girl raised in the foster system where she was repeatedly molested and fucked my friend who was an RA in the building next to mine the week the semester started (she was still 17 xd). Her whole perception of sex was horribly warped because of her past abuses and it pains me to know that people jerk off to that.

>>33346431
Law students are a red flag

>>33346418
>be IRL
>girl i went to highschool with that was hot as fuck worked there now
>older, heavier and looked sorta sad
>recognised me when i was paying for something
>goes on about having a kid and being a single mother, slips in "i dont regret it" at the end in a weird way
>desperately wants to catchup with me sometime (despite us practically never talking in highschool)
>make some shit up and go
>never go near that store ever again

>>33346431
I'm the guy who posted the webm

my cousin did law at umich

>>33346433
ive never met a law student because they always hide away on their own campus

>>33346436
Brother these single mothers are seriously something else. They are on the hunt.

>>33346418
>be IRL and shopping at a store
>girl i went to highschool with that was hot as fuck worked there now
>older, heavier and looked sorta sad
>recognised me when i was paying for something
>goes on about having a kid and being a single mother, slips in "i dont regret it" at the end in a weird way
>desperately wants to catchup with me sometime (despite us practically never talking in highschool)
>make some shit up and go
>never go near that store ever again

>>33346431
Please stop oversharing. I really worry that it's going to end up hurting you someday.

>>33346432
some people are victims all their lives. i don't want to say they're born to suffer but holy fuck it's like they can't get a break not even once

>>33346444
im not sharing anything though? what

>>33346442
single moms are the most outgoing women because they do it out of necessity lol

>>33346448
Soundtrack for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX_VXoi4Rck

Women I'm playing hotline miami

>>33346429
sounds quite much like when I tried to make my ex watch supernatural series with me.
>fucking love it unironically
>jared padalecki is a sexy man
Annoyingly Ex who had only seen 2 seasons before could predict almost every plot twist and the whole arch of the season by the time we got to its halfway point.

At least we spent time together.
and "This is a drama series, and has nothing to do with monster hunting unlike season 1 and 2" is a correct synopsis

Call, call, call…

>>33346448
I wish I could say those don't exist but I'm definitely one :/ not even in a 'woe is me' way it's just life hasn't let up since I was like 3

>>33346431
Haha
Flattered, I hope ;p
You're a tall, sexy cutie

>>33346418
>>33346436
I've got a worse one for you.
>was just out in town, roughly 22 or 23 at the time
>came across a woman who pushing a pram with a baby and holding the hand of another kid
>woman next to her also had a baby with her
>they both recognized me but didn't say anything and just looked uncomfortable
>took me a moment and i realized it was my highschool gf from when i was 14 and her best friend that was a proper athlete
>both looked haggard, overweight and like they were in their late 30s
>felt a genuine and extreme sadness for them
>pretty sure it was on my face too and it made them look really sad too
It stunned me to see her friend in that shape, she was incredibly fit in highschool and was probably going to end up in major sports in the future. Getting married or pregnant or whatever happened straight out of highschool looks like an utter nightmare.

>>33346461
I thought this guy had a girlfriend too did we get an MKG replacement already

>>33346464
4chan doesn't count, you are like sisters to us

>>33346450
Some of them are incredibly hot but they desperately want to attach to you. I went out with one and I didn't know she was a single mother, she just surprised me by bringing the baby on the first date. People gave me scathing looks in the street and at the cafe since I refused to even hold the baby or help in any way (I was about 19 at the time and had no idea what to do about any of it).

I guess older single mothers might be different but I've yet to try again after that.

.
>>33346464
Idk what's happening with us yet desu, hopefully will see today and this weekend though

Men, how would you feel finding out your gf/wife didn't actually like or want sex, and only did it as a chore (she acts enthusiastic well)/because it's important to you?

>>33346473
I'd feel like she isn't actually attracted to me

>>33346473
Go to therapy, not kidding or memeing with you.

>>33346473
Flattered, horrified, and worried. Is it me, or her? How can I set a stage for her to feel more comfortable and happy?

>>33346473
I mean I'd be a little sad
Hopefully we could still work out some kind of physical intimacy together
I wouldn't leave a woman I love over a lack of sex

>>33346457
Funny you mention it because she also tried to make me watch one airplane ep but my attention just drifted away. I'm making her watch Stranger Things as the final season will be released in November and I think she's liking it. I don't know. I just want an excuse to go to her house and snuggle up. It helps that series is a slow cooker.
>ex
ouch.

>>33346473
I would be okay with that desu

>>33346473
On one hand I'd be incredibly disappointed and sad. But on the other hand, I could probably get over it, with the thought that out of 1000 generations of my ancestors, 500 of them or more must have been relationships like that. I could manage to keep going with it, as long as she otherwise really loved me and wanted kids together (or we already had them).

I've thought about this before, because I think this is the 1 single way men of 2025 have higher standards than men of past generations.
We expect way, way less of women in almost every way... but way, way more in terms of them actually having sexual desire for us.

>>33346473
I feel the same way to be honest. I literally insist of having sex while she's on her period because I know it relieves her cramps. Sex is a way of showing that you care and want them to wind down

>>33346418
Damn :/ meanwhile I had a big crush on a single mom at a job a year ago. She was a doctor in her 40s and really sexy and fun. I heard at one point that she was on Tinder and then going out with an engineer so I never made a move (I was just a wagie) or anything like that beyond flirting
At the job before that there was also a sexy secretary who was a single mom of 3 and seemed quite flirty with me (often complementing my smell and asking if I was single etc.). But I felt she was out of my league.....

>>33346473
Mixed bag. In some ways, I feel like sex is a chore sometimes, despite how enjoyable it can be. But the fact that you get absolutely no enjoyment from it ever is depressing.

>>33346473
A little disappointed, but better than her only doing it because she wants to I guess

>>33346486
THREE?!

>>33346473
not a guy, but
I have a free use kink.
Nothing turned me on more than for example, suddenly being bent over the dishes I was washing and getting quickied and/or railed. then being called a good girl. Hell I wanted to do the dishes every time because of stuff like that. even when my hair got soaked in the dirty water.
Witholding sounds sad to me
>except when Its that time of the month
>too messy if it isnt in the shower

>>33346473
Also my gf and I both have a lot of trauma and she told me that she hates sex. So I don't think we're gonna be having sex anytime soon over ever lol. It's fine, my attraction to her goes beyond that, just kinda sucks when I sometimes show her physical affection and she doesn't reciprocate at all.

>>33346492
Yeah she had three young kids iirc. Her highschool sweetheart husband cheated on her with some young tart so she left him and took the kids. From the pics she showed me, the young tart was kinda ugly desu, she was much sexier lol. We got on really well but yeah like I said she was out of my league

male anons what do you think of wang fei?

i really love her albums from the late 90s

>>33346494
Based. A girl I'm seeing currently seems sort of like this; I got on top of her from behind a few nights ago when she was checking her phone and fingered her a bit, and she said it was incredibly hot that my body weight held her in place and I just did whatever I wanted with her.

>>33346495
was going to call you cucklord but then I realized if the girl I asked out a few months ago had said yes, I would have gladly married her and never had sex again in my life
some girls are just worth it

>>33346498
Meh
Also these hairstyles invariably look like shit no matter who it's on

>>33346498
You can't just say Faye Wong? That's how she's known professionally. And I only know about her because of the album she made that has the Cocteau Twins as co-writers (and it was an incredibly good album).

>>33346498
Never listened to Chinese music.
>>33346502
Damn, hard disagree.

>>33346500
>never had sex again
I mean I've never had sex and don't expect to ever so it's kinda whatever for me
Yeah she is a good lass and the first girl to ask me out in a good while so I want to make the effort for her

>>33346504
Your opinion

>>33346498
Not bad, don't think I'd go out of my way to listen to her though. Some guy online I saw when I was like 15 was obsessed with her for reasons I don't understand.

>>33346474
>>33346477
>>33346478
She is still attracted to you, and loves you and is otherwise happy in the relationship. It's purely a her problem. There is no lack of sex, because she rarely turns you down and always enthusiastically reciprocates and even initiates.
>>33346475
I would but then I'd have to tell him why and I don't want to hurt him.

I have a friend trio me, another guy and a girl. The girl friend likes someone I think? And may have begun pursuit, other friend accidentally talked about it and she got annoyed with me, apparently she didn't want me to know, what's up with that?

Why does country music sound so good when I'm a city slicker?

>>33346511
>I would but then I'd have to tell him why and I don't want to hurt him.
It wouldn't hurt him, what you're doing now is hurting him. Getting therapy will mean you can both start to actually enjoy sex together and make it truly meaningful.
It'll be life changing, trust me.

Girls, have you ever been attracted to a guy who used to be fat but lost the weight?

>>33346515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOtFaL1pOMY

>>33346513
kiss her

>>33346511
This >>33346516
It's a problem that needs solving not a half assed sidestep

>>33346498
Fuzao is insane and should be considered dream pop royalty. It also marked a point where her music considerably picked up quality-wise

Love her stuff with Wong Kar-wai too. Supremely talented woman all-around

>>33346503
Because her name is 王菲 which is Wáng Fēi in mandarin pinyin so "Wang fei" is more accurate

>>33346502
Oh i bet youd hate her dreadlock look

>>33346516
anon, sorry to say that the therapist doesn't have magic powers to fix low libido, unfortunately their advice might be "come clean to the guy, come out as ace on instagram, and have an asexual relationship since it's more true to who you really are"

which... it's very debatable whether that's going to lead to more happiness, or way less happiness

>>33346516
I don't believe that therapy can fix everything.

>>33346523
are you the anon who shared one of her covers her ebefore

>>33346522
i got introduced to her with fuzao, i love it so much i burnt the album onto a cassette

>>33346511
That would be OK either me but I wouldn't want to have sex with her if she wasn't enjoying it...
Idk would she let me cum on her anything or would that be disliked also

>>33346513
*annoyed with him

>>33346520
wat

>>33346526
It's not about what you believe, it's about actually making an effort to fix something than just avoiding doing anything about it. Whether it works or not, it's about actually putting in a real effort to get better.

>>33346527
uh i dont think so? I dont remember posting that, but maybe? There seems to be others here that know her. I mean she is like the most famous Chinese artist of the 90s

>>33346523
Not too clear but better than the dyke cut

>>33346473
Feel bad of course. I think women do understand doing things out of love not obligation, don't they? Not everything is tied to duty. Shouldn't be, in my opinion.

>>33346531
>wat
Kiss. Her.

I'm sick of people assuming I want to fuck Hasan for his looks or his political beliefs. It's actually because he's autistic too. I just want to hear him yap about trains and not Socialism or whatever.

>>33346401
>foids start crashing out from "jealousy" rather than take it as inspiration
I'm in better shape than most of the women who get posted, but I don't crash out even if they are. It doesn't motivate me either. You should all practice being less envious of others.

>>33346455
>Women I'm playing hotline miami
Cool, I'm playing with myself

>>33346515
>Why does country music sound so good when I'm a city slicker?
Because the South is based

>>33346518
>Girls, have you ever been attracted to a guy who used to be fat but lost the weight?
Yes, it shows character and discipline.

>>33346538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnq9wPDoDKg&themeRefresh=1

>>33346539
>I'm in better shape than most of the women who get posted,
prove it

>>33346542
Tae-queer-do

>>33346542
kek

>>33346532
I've been through many years of therapy, different therapists and methods, even medications. I don't think this is a problem that can be fixed, and it's not for lack of trying.

>>33346528
Album just feels like a warm hug to me. There's only a few records that make me as happy and as comfy as Fuzao. And the Cocteau Twins involvement is ever-present and gorgeous as always. Thanks for reminding me of this album and giving me something to sleep to

i want to be plapped desu

my skin is soft and pale why won't he manhandle me

>>33346552
hahahahaha femcel

>>33346449
NTA, and not related to this case, but your oversharing in general: there's a good litmus test you can use to decide whether you've already shared so much that someone can dox you.

you should always ensure that with what you share under the same online identities that can be associated with one another (e.g. the ones of the atoga cat schizo poster), every bit of information you've shared cannot lead someone who already knows you really well irl to identify your online identity as you.
this kind of "reverse doxing" is generally much easier because the person in question already knows you irl, and can still be really harmful if you shared something online that you don't want people irl to know.
it also ensures that you cannot be uniquely doxed the other way around; if someone who knows you really well can't deduce it's you, then a random stranger online also won't be able to figure out your real identity the other way around.

be careful, anon. 4chan archives are permanent and public, and there aren't that many image posters in /atoga/, so it's really easy to accumulate all of your posts and go through them in bulk for some autist that cares. don't give people here any leverage over you irl, it's one of the worst things that can happen to someone.

>>33346551
Gay

>>33346539
I want to deport all leftists.

i'm gayyy

>>33346552
same my skin is too soft not to have a hot guy touching it

im getting horny maybe its time to go to bed

foid hands haven't typed in this thread in like an hour

>>33346559
same where are the hot guys tho... everyone around me is chopped

people say friends dont destroy one another, what do they know about friends

>>33346554
okay... im sorry

im sorry ill be more careful

>>33346560
I just got here, but I’m trying to sleep

>>33346558
Hi bhai

>>33346563
That they don't destroy one another

>>33346549
NTA but yeah, in the end there is no point beating yourself up over it any harder.
Some women have problems with sex because of trauma, but if you just have a naturally low sex drive, there's nothing even doctors can do (other than experimental testosterone use).
I don't know if pretending you love it forever is the best option... but I don't think it's the worst

>>33346539
He’s weird. stingy rich guy talking about socialism and support acts of terrorism.

yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh

Heaven forbid guys actually have hobbies anymore

>>33346575
>meanwhile her face when I come up behind her at dusk, jogging in the evenings to get my cardio in
the next twitter post is going to be about how I'm a predator and should be getting my exercise in 4 walls in the gym

>>33346575
As a guy who's mostly had blue collar jobs... yeah this is just bullshit lol
Most women want a guy who earns well and is fit, which thus usually involves exercising outside of work

>>33346573
I’m a soldier

>invited to a party
>say yes because free alcohol
>every time i think about this upcoming party i only think about how i'm getting free drinks
i might have a problem

>>33346473
Confused as to your motives.

>>33346575
That logic falls apart when the runner could also be hunting for its prey. I know I ran faster when I wanted to check out a nice ass on a bitch lol

You guys don't actually take the options of crazy twitter femcels seriously right

>>33346431
Just came again to your lewds... your future bf is a lucky guy
Take care of yourself and be a little careful posting revealing details ITT, just in case hun
>>33346581
I'm the same so I just started drinking at home alone
But seriously just watch how much you drink and make an effort to be social

>>33346587
It's not too far off from how females actually think.

>>33346473
>Men, how would you feel finding out your gf/wife didn't actually like or want sex, and only did it as a chore
perfect, because thats exactly how I view sex as well

>>33346587
It's a mistake to take anything from Twitter as serious or factual.

>>33346575
>handle
4chan has fallen if anons are getting baited by this shit.

>>33346588
i will do my best

>>33346593
4chan fell years ago

He remembered my name!

>>33346575
>twitter screenshot
>obvious ragebait
>grrr get mad guise pl0x

Are... are the incels posting ai-generated women cos they got mad the girls were posting attractive men?

Women... I'm nearly ready to give up on helping men...

Have you met good ones? Do they exist?

>>33346599
He loves you doesn't he

>>33346599
sh-something

>>33346587
>look at those femcels, they're so crazy. Pick me instead. Please pick me pick me pick me

>>33346473
Bad.
I would just start pretending my libido had died as I got older.

Women, how would you feel finding out your bf/husband was sexually obsessed with the idea of watching you pee but just hid it whenever you said you had to pee and never brought it up because he didn't want to introduce something you disliked to the relationship that you then felt like you had to oblige, or for you to stop loving him or be put off by him.

>>33346601
>Are... are
stop talking like a fag
>u-uh-uh guize plz stop bullying m-me uwu

women what do you think of guys who just 100% sober raw dog life?

>>33346524
>come out as ace
I'm so tired of psychiatrist-inflicted zoomercore "lifestyle sexuality" and the whole general rebranding minor differences as sexualities and fashion statements thing.

>>33346607
no such thing
your brain produces its own chemicals
i for one am high on life

>>33346539
>>33346542
all that tough guy act yet he won't fight Sam Hyde

>>33346610
>your brain produces its own chemicals
life exists because of chemical reactions... really makes u think...

>>33346606
You shouldn't attempt to communicate meaningfully with narcissists, luddites, or the large intersection between. You should learn to recognize and avoid.

>>33346604
Pretty gay bro

>>33346401
I need a gf with a tummy and hips like that

WAIT DO THEY STILL MAKE CRACKER JACKS LIKE WITH THE LITTLE PRIZE THING IN THEW BAG

>>33346575
I love the way my bf smells after he's been for a run

>>33346607
Very admirable.

>>33346601
They're not attracted to good men. You unironically have a higher chance of getting a gf if you just went around slapping bitches in the face than if you were always nice and respectful to them.

>>33346614
is there a greater delusion than technophilia? utopia is just around the corner i'm sure

>>33346473
I would get depressed

>>33346619
No cereal for you. You'll get tubby.

>>33346619
What are crwkcer jacks

>>33346513
She may not feel like she is close enough to talk about that stuff with you.

>>33346473
I'd imagine I'd have picked up on that, defintely well before I even think of making her my "wife".

>>33346628
>>33346627
AM I OLD

>>33346552
We're too far away from eachother.

>>33346619
Yes they do

>>33346632
Isn't that a slur word?

>>33346561
I live in SoCal

>>33346624
Remember when synths and autotune were going to kill all music forever? Remember when automobiles were a sign of the end times? Remember when generative fill in Photoshop was....oh wait artists loved that one because they're lazy ideological hypocrites.

>>33346588
post the lewds

>>33346611
That meltdown where someone asked him at VidCon about it was really funny.

>>33346632
Am *I* old!? I could have sworn that Cracker Jacks had a cereal.
Am I losing my mind?

>>33346623
No, dude.

Those are bpd psychos.

You avoid those.

>>33346624
Why do I have to believe in a tech utopia to notice that AI is fun and cool? Are you high?

>>33346632
I'm not American if that changes anything

>>33346643
NTA you're probably thinking of Apple Jacks

>>33346640
TO BE FAIR guitar bands are basically a thing of the past now

>>33346630
That's not it, we've had a ton of heart to hearts on a lot deeper subjects than that

>>33346645
>calls people who push back against his jeet ai slop "luddites"
>has the gall to type up this reply
>>33346640
this post doesn't warrant a serious reply. You're too stupid to think about this, so just have fun with your little toys and gizmos until you gracelessly expire as an absolute nobody

>>33346639
nta, hi. im probably just a couple hours away from you

Oh you guys were here the whole time

>>33346649
Idk, I'm friends with a girl that tells me all that stuff, and keeps it from friends she's close with too.

>>33346652
Yeah

>>33346431
Did you post the ribbon picture yet?

I am starting to resent the fact that I'm not good enough for intimacy.
The nobody desires me.
That I'll never be truly loved.

I went on the walking date and it was a fucking disaster as expected

State gender, how old does something have to be before it becomes *vintage*

>>33346651
Hey, what do you like to do for fun?

>>33346657
I warned you. Did he try to get you to suck his dick?

>>33346658
That depends entirely on what the actual thing is.

>>33346657
What happened, how'd it go.

>>33346658
20 years

>>33346659
Never mind, I realize that you are actually a dude instead

>>33346658
I think it has to be something too distinct from the current trends.
It's not about age, but abiut how separate it is from the current era.
For example, a brick phone isn't older than 30 years but some cosider it vintage.

>>33346658
when I see a bush, tanlines and torpedo tits, that's when I assume it's vintage

>>33346667
Lmao

>>33346648
they are not
>>33346650
>the GALL to correctly apply labels and tell the obvious truth!
Fuck off twitter retard.
You're a hysterical queer and you don't even know what generative AI is to begin with, you just screech. Imagine thinking the purpose of life is notoriety. How subhuman and regressive.

>>33346648
No.
https://youtu.be/Va6aFqpT3Yc?si=msWiuq-FyXkkgdj4

https://youtu.be/-umBG1o3kus?si=1LbtoM9O5hWyYw6p

https://youtu.be/3sl33NP3pEc?si=Z8VCb56ESIAXbt_J

https://youtu.be/ZDQh9QigfyY?si=7LQ-plUAomdX7w9n

>>33346662
Answer the fucking question.
>>33346664
>cd players and walkmans are vintage now
Kill me now

men dont kiss enough in sex

>>33346668
The 2008 pink monkey shirt that’s blowing a bubble with bubblegum that girls would wear. Vintage or not?

>>33346676
Choose better men
If my mouth isn't on your nipple I'm kissing you.

>>33346676
M
I kiss too much during sex

>>33346672
>Literally who with 1000 views
>>33346671
Yeah, in thinking they are. There isn't one new band that enjoys a modicum of the popularity and recognition of the ones of days gone.

>>33346674
>Answer the fucking question.
Not possible, it depends on the thing. A lot of airplanes still getting around are 30 or 40 years old and aren't considered vintage for example, while a car that age might be, and a cell phone from only 5 years ago can be considered vintage.

>>33346671
>you don't even know what generative AI is to begin with
That's you, actually. Stop calling it "artificial intelligence" because it is not.
>How subhuman and regressive.
That's (You). You are the definition of the Letzter Mensch

I'm not a BPDemon, I just like sex

>>33346676
Is it possible to kiss too much

>>33346685
Let's have sex than.

Women, is it okay for a man to have the soft skilled hands of an artist or is that a turn off.
Would you prefer a man with rough, rugged, and calloused hands that are like sandpaper?

I just wish she would tell me "I love you, I'll run to you as soon as I figure everything out, but right now, I have to grow on my own for a while". If she would've said that, I'd feel 10x better, if those are her intentions, which with every passing day seem more and more unlikely. I just desire her companionship and her touch, I can't even jerk off anymore without being sad

>>33346680
No more music 4 u

>>33346689
forgot to say, you are to assume they are the same size

>>33346670
OTL

>>33346693
I'm good anon

>>33346689
Not sure what you mean by "artist", but the painters and sculptors I know have pretty rugged hands

>>33346689
The most important question: what's the status of the veins?

How sad.

>>33346676
I need air so I can go faster

>>33346696
vascular

>>33346658
Old enough that it outclasses its modern equivalent just by being old.

>>33346676
women aren't on top enough in sex

Does anyone else prefer white wine to red?

men with grey hair

>>33346690
Buddy, look... love is an argument.

You argue your genetic case and she listens or she doesnt.

Don't mistake your instinct to latch on to something difficult to re-acquire with an intrinsic value beyond the impulse compelling you.

If you can be hungry without killing yourself then you can also be lovesick.

>>33346676
Why would the fuckboys you're into kiss during sex? They don't need to because you still run to them anyway when you're ovulating

How can I get a gf with big boobs?

>>33346707
But kissing feels good, wouldn't they want to kiss too

>>33346707
Incel men have ruined the internet. Lolcow farm is way better than this general.

>>33346694
Well... now that hes out of the running I'd like to throw my hat into the ring.
>What do you like to do for fun?
I've recently gotten into sewing, what about you?

Sex haver itt are making me more resentful.
I thought I was over it. Why can't I be emough?

>>33346713
Incels and femcels are two sides of the same coin. The women on there seem a lot more schizo than the kiwi people though.

>>33346712
>phoneposter

>>33346712
Kissing is about dominance for alphas.

>>33346658
if its old enough to be "cool and interesting" and not just "obsolete and inferior"

>>33346718
This is the most original reply I've gotten so far.
Kek.

>>33346712
I just wanna plapplapplapplapplapplap, hear you moan, watch you squirm, and see how you react to and how your pussy feels when I do different things. That requires me to be able to breathe.

>>33346720
You must have had very bad experiences with kissing.

>>33346719
? I'm on my computer

>>33346725
You don't know tge half of it.

Women, what are your thoughts on the following sex position?

>>33346728
Go ahead and enlighten me then.

>>33346731
Looks dumb, not very intimate or pleasant.

>>33346733
How is that not intimate

>>33346712
Because then you break your FWB rotation and try to mess up his schedule because you're infatuated with him.

>>33346705
So is she coming back or not. She has simultaneously removed me from her life (for now) but has kept every single reminder of me in every space she frequents, whether that be her room, her car, her phone, etc

>>33346731
Unironically retarded

>>33346731
>least appealing sex position for women speedrun any%

>>33346734
You know nothing of intimacy if you can‘t tell.

>>33346740
>>33346737
>>33346733
Whats wrong with it

>>33346736
Nta but buddy, it has not even been like two weeks or so, calm the fuck down.

>>33346731
Dumb

>>33346741
You can wrap your arms around her what more do you need

Haha. Raped

>>33346736
She's a woman.

She's already forgotten you exist. Go do something productive with your time like fucking music festival sluts, drugs, or both.

Seriously, dude. Women view men as experiences.

You know why you care? Because sex is hard to get. I cared when it was hard to get too.

Now it's easy (like it is for young women) and whadda ya know? I care as little as the girls who played with my heart. Go lift weights, shoot guns, fuck music festival sluts, do drugs, and learn math.

>>33346745
As I said.

gn anons this is the first time ive stayed up to 2am in like 4 years

Can someone post something funny or tell me something funny

>>33346744
nta
what makes this worse than reverse cowgirl or normal cowgirl.

>>33346751
nta but those are retarded too, but at least not THAT retarded

>>33346750
your sex life

>>33346742
>poor position for either person to be active
>no eye contact
>no kissing

>>33346736
You're killing yourself over a girl who either lacked the decency to be open and transparent with you or is too messed up to be open and transparent with you. Both options suck. Please try to move on instead of falling ill over her and begging for randoms on 4chan of all places to placate you about a relationship they have no knowledge about.

>>33346753
Thats very topical man how do you do it

>>33346750
Here you go anon, enjoy
>>33346752
What the fuck makes a good position then?

>>33346751
Cowgirl is great.
Reverse cowgirl is dumb.

>>33346743
-_-
>>33346747
Your existence is vain, vapid, and hollow. All those sound terrible besides math

Why am I even talking to you people?

>>33346763
To feel better about being you.

>>33346754
>poor position for either person to be active
Just actively not true.
>no kissing
Do you see how close their faces are to each other? Are you telling me it would strain their necks to kiss like that?
>no eye contact
Valid point but does this also mean that pronebone is a bad position? What about doggy? What constitutes a good sex position?
This makes it seem like missionary and lotus (and their minor variations) are the only positions worth mentioning

>>33346763
Boredom, apathy in your own life, mildly interesting social pings, pongs, and pangs

>>33346765
nta but missionary is the default position for a reason

I'm going to get him deported

>>33346768
Lol was he a spic or something

>swiping aimlessly on Bumble the other night
>see hot girl I used to work with before she quit/got fired for attendance issues months and months ago, probably close to a year or more even
>her Snapchat is in bio
>add her yesterday, she adds me back not long after, exchange a couple messages
>today is day 2 of us talking, first actual day of legitimate conversation
>already both implicitly and explicitly inviting me to local shows and local dive bar she frequents
>never actually spoke much when we worked together but she did tell a mutual coworker that she wished I would talk to her more
What am I getting myself into here? She is gonna really rip my world apart, isn’t she?

>>33346761
Exactly.

I have integrated the feminine. It's awesome.

>>33346773
>got fired for attendance issues
>rip my world apart, isn’t she?
yep

My butthole itches

>>33346776
Scratch it

>>33346765
It is true by comparison to most other positions.
Yes it would strain their necks, are you high?

>>33346764
Usually the opposite happens, hence why I'm questioning being here

>>33346780
Ok, feel free to leave at any moment.

>>33346774
Nta but how do I do that? I want to be free too

>>33346742
Unaesthetic, uncomfortable, my front is completely exposed in an ungraceful way with no one and nothing to hold which would feel weird and ugly, have to reach back awkwardly if I want to touch him, no way to counterbalance against the force of his thrusts, softer grinding would feel subpar in that position, there is nothing appealing about it at all

>>33346513
Bump

>>33346784
yep

>>33346785
K I S S H E R

Femanons how much would you like a smooch right now

>>33346775
I mean she also has finger tattoos and smokes hella pot and unironically enjoys PBR so I guess if this backfires horrifically I got exactly what it said on the tin, yeah? Whatever, sometimes you gotta make a bad decision or two for the plot

I am really getting desperate for a gf.
What's so bad about me?

>>33346791
0%
>>33346792
hope you have plot armor then, you‘ll need it

>>33346793
Not charming enough

>>33346793
why so desperate

>>33346792
Bruh

>>33346792
>unironically enjoys PBR
u trying to chat shit m8? I'll smack ye gob, swear on me nan.

>>33346799
The fuck is that even?

>>33346765
NTA but pronebone and doggy allow for high energy. The position you posted is extremely low energy plus it's too physically awkward to be comfy for lazy sex

>>33346799
Fuck PBR lad I’m a true Angry Orchard patriot

>>33346797
I was hurt. That is probably part of it.
I am very lonely.
I am not desperate enough to betray my morals and use someone I'm not truly attracted to, though.
I am getting older. That is very scary. I don't see it changing, I don't see how it could be possible.
>>33346796
You mean ugly

>>33346800
Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's cheap beer.

>>33346751
Look at the pic

>>33346803
nonce

Gender
Do you like whiskey? If so, what's your favorite?

>>33346810
f, no

>>33346810
M
I don't drink at all. Not even a sip, it makes me dizzy.

>>33346810
Blanton's is good if you can get it. My day-to-day is Jonnie black tho.

>>33346810
M
Meh

>>33346810
M
Jack

>>33346812
>it makes me dizzy
That means it's working.

>>33346811
Do you like any alcohol?
>>33346812
Fair enough. I have a terrible flush reaction.
>>33346815
Johnnie black is alright. I've never had blanton's but I do want to try it some day.
>>33346817
Okay, cool.

Girls:

Is there any way for a dude to appeal to your horniness? Through a text exchange, say. I feel like if a chick I fancied told me she was down to fuck, I'd be at her place in zero seconds flat. But if I said the same thing to a chick who fancied me, it would actually turn her off.

What are the subtleties? How is this game played?

>>33346804
how ugly are you?

>>33346818
>That means it's working
It's my meds. They don't mix well together.
>>33346823
Very.

>>33346825
how ugly? post reference photo

>>33346803
Are you a homo? Why do you have a gluten intolerance?

>>33346827
I don't have any why would I keep pics of ugly men?
I was told I look like picrel. It was probably just the heir tho.

>>33346810
F
I don’t drink

How do women feel when a man finds older women more attractive than a woman who’s in her prime?

>>33346822
Different women are different, can’t tell you because we don’t know. Some women would be down to fuck after a message

>>33346819
Why do you ask about whiskey specifically?

>>33346810
M. New favorite is Frank August 03 (rye). It's good, and no headache or anything.
Expensive, but that's okay since I can barely drink the stuff. It's poison. It's just a fun, aesthetic, and masculine way to poison yourself.

>>33346831
They feel disgusted by guys that refer to women in their prime and not.

>>33346832
I guess. Generally in my experience it feels like chicks are the most eager to fuck when I'm starting to lose interest. And I don't think it's because they actually want to; it's just a last ditch effort to reel me back in.

>>33346822
there is no one size fits all approach since the optimal strategy heavily depends on the moving parts
thats like asking how to grow stuff and by stuff you could mean mushrooms or cacti or sea grapes, which all need wildly different conditions to thrive
the whole point of not being autistic and thus actually capable of procreation is that you are able to correctly assess the circumstances and adapt your strategy accordingly

>>33346822
British hours I see

State gender
It's the year 2080
Everyone can look like they're any age
Would you date a 140yo woman who looks underage because it's her personal preference

>>33346831
like he must have some serious mental health issues

>>33346840
M
Nope because I’m not attracted to 14 year old girls.

>>33346840
No, because she likely has the body count of a thousand pedos.

>>33346833
Just curious. Making a list of stuff to try, not like I have the money right now to buy much lol. Did you have anything in mind that's not whiskey you would like to rec?
>>33346835
Ooh, thanks. This looks pretty great.

>>33346840
F, no, I‘m not a pedo or a lesbian

>>33346843
Bro she's 140 she obviously has a body count in the triple digits by then no matter what

>>33346840
Fuck no, I'm not attracted to the body of a child. That's fucking insane, get away from me CIA glowie nigger.

>>33346840
Hell no wtf

>>33346840
M. By 2080 dating will probably be illegal. But no, acting out loli manga is probably not an appropriate thing to be doing.

>>33346846
At that point, we'll be looking at whom the women fucked, rather than how many.

>>33346849
>but I would do it if it was
ok pedo

>>33346840
How many anons here would still be KHHV in 2080?

>>33346840
Bro is really trying to justify his 1,000 yr old elf loli

>>33346838
Okay first off white suburban girls in their 30s are not as varied as different species of plantlife. Secondly there is no one size fits all approach to ANYTHING in life, so wtf. This is an advice board and you come to me with 'don't be autistic'?

Women, thoughts on the invention of gunpowder? what about high explosives?

>>33346852
100%

>>33346852
I fear I will be.
I hate my life

>>33346859
I hope you will be
I love your life

>>33346857
what about low explosives?

>>33346852
We'll just be locked into a 24/7 vr haptic goon sesh while being fed nutrients intravenously.

>>33346862
That's... What gunpowder is.

>>33346844
>Did you have anything in mind that's not whiskey
Not particularly, but dark liquor is usually considered "harsher". For an inexperienced woman, I'd suggest white wine.

>>33346401
You're right, it's such a shame.
All women could look as good as her with just some effort.

>>33346861
Why do you wish me ill if you love my life?

>>33346856
The girls aren't going to tell you what their boyfriend last texted them cause it'd be embarrassing for them
they ain't gonna admit their bf texts them "hey wassap bb lemme reck ur pussy"

>>33346827
What am I supposed to do?

>>33346856
see? if you would not be autistic you would have know to include the specifics in your question, so you could get more accurate answers
instead of asking „aha how do I grow stuff“ you could have said „chat, I want to grow some chanterelles, I live in a xyz climate zone, the soil ph is xyz, I have a place I want to grow them with xyz hours of light a day, annual rainfall is xyz, how do I approach this to get reliable results?“
but no, instead of telling us your age, your preferred age range, where you meet those girls, what kind of girls they are (and no, not what boob size, but wether they are some weed smoking white trash baby mommas or some upper middle class wannabe sophisticated failed stacies), what kind of guy you are (and no, not your height but wether you are a drop out with no car or someone that actually actively participates in life), what your goals is (you know, just pump and dump or start a happy family), you just said bro aha how to make pussy horny lole
the quality of the advice you get depends on the quality of the questions you ask

>>33346863
Wow I should take off these nightmare vision goggles

Women this is me am I ugly

>>33346856
>is autistic
>wtf don't call me autistic

>>33346872
Yes you're brown.

>>33346871
Implying you could have a better life in 2080

>>33346872
Is that Charlie Sheen?

>>33346867
Your life is a guidestone to how people shouldn't live. It's a shining light that will show incels for centuries why they fucked up

>>33346875
Well I'm committing suicide before 2035, fuck that

>>33346873
Brother it's 4chan, I don't need to tell you I'm autistic. My point isn't that I'm offended, it's that telling me not to be autistic isn't helpful.

>>33346866
nice

>>33346877
Why did I fuck up?

Women, would you date me if I was a drop out with no car who doesn't actively participate in life?

>>33346877
>>33346882
i hate both of you freaks

>>33346829
joaquin phoenix is hot

>>33346884
No.

>>33346539
>Actuaranon wants to fuck Hasan
Called it

>>33346884
no

>>33346829
This reminds me of native anon

>>33346872
george clooney is very handsome

>>33346868
Ehh I don't think it quite works that way. Having been in a few strictly sexual relationships, girls usually come up with some pretense to hang out instead of stating their intentions outright. Maybe I'm just an undesirable and they don't want any text evidence that we've ever slept together, though.

>>33346886
That's Brandon Lee
It was just the hair and being skinny.

>>33346893
Jfc that's the worst thing you could've said.

Women what is Billie Jean's problem

Women, would you befriend a moid who has no car and no job but can serve up some primo dick and cunnilingus?

>>33346829
Is that not a good thing to be told?

>>33346900
disgusting. NO

>>33346900
ew no

>>33346898
No one knows what it's like to be the bad man.
To be the sad man.
Behind mass shooting threats.

Women would you marry a man who was insanely rich and could buy you whatever you wanted BUT he would randomly set off firearms in the house at predetermined but undisclosed dates and times?

>>33346900
I befriended a guy who had no car and no job and up any dick or cunnilingus, you got more going for you than him I guess, so I’d say that a positive

>>33346906
no

>>33346901
I took it as a compliment, yes. Then I was told I look like a young Jack White.

I don't have other sample pics or references. I'm not attractive, there isn't many people I can think of.

>>33346906
sure, I would just get my own house and live there

>>33346906
Who the fuck would do that

>>33346908
Wow picky

>>33346906
Yes. Is it weird that I think that would be really fucking funny?

>>33346906
Why is it important that the dates/times are predetermined if they're also undisclosed?

>>33346909
>he actually fell for the homo grifter aesthetic

Women would you marry a man who was insanely rich and could buy you whatever you want BUT was gay.

>>33346914
i would wear hearing protection in the house all the time if he did that

>>33346914
Only based femanon itt

>>33346916
I just have long hair and I'm skinny. That's it.

>>33346906
no

>>33346918
100%, free unlimited stuff and being left alone as he is busy fucking some random twink sounds like prime life experience

>>33346922
wow, so ugly anon, it truly must be your looks that are the issue, lol

>>33346922
Long hair and skinny is such a shit aesthetic, I'm sorry.

Why did I get 6 yous for that bullshit but when I have an actual question it's just radio silence

>>33346918
no

Nightingale, how are you?

>>33346928
your questions suck ass, nobody wants to go over your sad boy whining again

Women would you marry a man who was perfect I'm every way

>>33346928
Real questions aren’t as fun to answer

>>33346928
answering bullshit is fun now stfu

>>33346930
Shes not going to fuck you

>>33346928
duhh

Women would you marry a man who is insanely rich but is actually a corgi whose previous owner left him her fortune? He has a trustee who controls his finances.

>>33346930
I think she's sleeping

>>33346932
No because I’d resent him for being better than me

>>33346932
perfect in my opinion or who‘s opinion?

>>33346926
Lol
>>33346925
I don't think that's all. That isn't even the biggest issue. But someone kept asking how ugly I was.
Best comparison I got was Timothee Chalamet, but... just no...

>>33346938
no, I am not a furry

>>33346942
>how ugly I was
yeah, because you claimed to be ugly

>>33346932
fuck NO

>>33346539
I've seen this guy at the gym before.

Women if cyberpunk-like body mods were a thing would you get an implant that was basically a vagina guillotine and could chop off whatever whatever anyone puts in there

>be me
>watch funny tik tok meme about semen retention and think nothing of it
>decide to try it out for the lolz
>two days on no fap and start noticing women staring at me more
>people at work are nicer to me
>start getting more likes on Tinder
>ex gf finally decides to text me back after two months
Wizards, what the fuck have I conjured up with this forgotten magic?

i want a bf but im scared of men

>>33346946
I am.
Ugly people have gf's though. I'm not blackpilled. Just lonely and self-loathing.

>>33346902
>>33346903
:(
What’s wrong with him
>>33346907
I don’t understand the typo

>>33346951
What's so scary about us.

I always hated fitness’s and working out, and in the past I had tried to start a workout plan, but always ended up quitting pretty quickly. Recently I tried again, and have been taking it really seriously, and I’m slowly starting to really enjoy it and feel like I’m lowkey getting addicted. Does this happen to everyone or just me?

>>33346949
What about that horror movie with the girl that has vagina teeth. I mean a guillotine would be so much cooler, actually I don't know now I feel conflicted
What's cooler? Vagina guillotine or vagina maw?

>>33346950
placebo effect is real anon

Women if I know this girl I'm trying to flirt with is trilingual and VERY proficient in this third language is it good rizz to ask her to tell me something in that language

I'd be acting like I don't speak a lick of it but I studied it for 7 years and could probably get a general idea of what she was saying. Obviously if she says something fun I'd follow it up by admitting I could actually speak the language

Or is this way too autistic

>>33346955
Our dicks are too big.

>>33346957
Just fast you fat fuck

>>33346941
When people look at him the say "wow that man is perfect". There isn't a a single flaw about him. And perhaps that is, paradoxically, his greatest flaw.

You know what's fucked up? I really want gas station fish sticks right now.

>>33346959
damn, someone convince me that not jacking off makes you grow 2 feet taller

>>33346954
>I don’t understand the typo
I meant didn’t offer up and dick or cunnilingus

>>33346900
>>33346907
Why would you care if a friend has a good dick or is good at eating pussy?

>>33346955
everything. men are too emotional and too horny

>>33346964
One way dead end street to cancer

>>33346964
what are you, a gay fish?

>>33346964
better pick up some antibiotics while you're at it

>>33346963
then no, gross, uncanny, non-human, get it away from me

>>33346962
Im not fat and that’s not the point

>>33346963
in 10 years that's gonna be the minimum requirements for getting a date

>>33346965
Masturbating makes you shorter, manlets all have high estrogen and cortisol from being angry all the time

>>33346960
very autistic still TRY

>>33346968
It's ok we're only sometimes like that. Worse case scenario you get raped or killed. I believe in you femanon!

>>33346975
I’m hot and rich your opinion is invalid fatass

>>33346979
Or he asks you to rape him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

>>33346979
>>33346982
:c im staying single for life i think. i cant

I love her

>>33346965
ok, then you will probably feel a little taller the first two weeks but the issue with placebo is that it mainly works as long as you are convinced it works and can feel a change
if you don‘t actually grow more after that first little bit that was just you adjusting your posture because you felt taller, you will stop believing it‘s efficiency and it will wear off

>>33346978
Why shouldn't I go with something smoother if this is too autistic