>>33526234
Go dispose of your murder victims somewhere else

>>33483939
M, yes I love all four :D
>>33483908
Sorry valk <3 I woke up in a bad mood so decided to be mean on the internet
>>33483970
>just how annoying and insufferable I am
I just fully embraced it personally
>>33482306
I don't get bullied, I am the bully
In all seriousness I actually got in trouble in elementary school often and sent to the principal's office etc. for bullying people. I bullied people because my home life was shit and I had no friends. But then one of my victims became my best friend for years
>>33483950
Pretty much kek. They sell you a false promise but you're effectively cannon fodder

>>33451990
Lmao yeah. I mean if I get another job (which I really need to do soon) I'll have way less time to post
>>33451996
>Why tf would you do that man?
Because I'm suicidal lol, why else
>>33451943
Sexy nails btw idk why these other guys are complaining

>>33415282
That's the idea~
(If I'm ravenous though I'll go for a snack, I'm not gonna be insane about it)
>>33415263
M, seeing her naked I guess? It's just the human body. I imagine she might feel more "embarrassed" by being caught giving a bj. Really just depends what she would be more uncomfortable with

>>33412070
Goodnight m8, see you down the pub this afternoon
>>33412073
Can't tell if sarcasm but thanks
Will miss you buggers too <3 >>33412074
I have no idea what this tea app is but surely you have nothing to worry about if you're not an abuser (unless you get unlucky with a baddie I suppose)
>>33412077
Oh, sure I can do that
Might be worth replacing the wheel at some point tho, safety first
>>33412081
cultured
>>33412082
They're supposed to be attached to your body

State gender
If Squid Game was real, would you sign up?

>>33402906
Why do you think I smoke straights, rollies and vapes
Gotta maximise the chance of dying

>>33363095
>thinking you have, or would ever have, an actual chance with someone you'd deem a "10/10" in the first place
>thinking you actually have the ability to progress in life at normalfag activities
Cats, alcohol and hobbies suit me better

>>33360113
For her to put me out of my misery

>>33347338
You know it bitch
>>33347346
Are you winning son?
I'll probably fap and shower in a bit so I don't have a stiffy later with the gf
>>33347262
I like howthis game is only a 12
>>33347285
In your walls
>>33347365
Ozzies maybe
>>33347378
>Getting high with your friends on the basketball court
This is a black thing isn't it

>>33345039
Don't trip on your way out xx

>>33329000
>I want to feel dead inside
Give it long enough and that feeling will return, don't worry

>>33307021
M, when I was having a dream on opposite day in an inverted reality that served as a spiritual antithesis to all that is virtuous and holy

>>33303745
My best look is tanned and six feet
A tanned hide six feet under with earthy tones
>>33303748
I still have the DVD kek
>>33303758
3 months is ludicrous, janny was jealous
>>33303751
You have the audacity to call people midwits while seemingly subsisting on a diet of IKEA meatballs and belligerent buzzwords
>>33303775
>literally have to dumb myself down to post here
You're doing a stellar job
>>33303784
The best way to catch a fish is to let him think he's escaping

>>33301412
Girls occasionally approach and ask me out (e.g. my ex) and I'm still an incel lol.
Sometimes one is just too mentally impaired to function.
Normalfags honestly live on another planet. They should stop shitting on us incels and spouting hollow rhetoric like "just beeee yourself bro, personalitymaxx!!111" and leave us alone lol. But alas that will never happen because these two subgroups are usually talking at cross-purposes. Their sets of experiences are so far removed from one another that their advice is not really applicable.
You just need to routinely always ask yourself the hardest question in programming. Is this niggerlicious or is this divine intellect?
>>33301427
Classic kek
Good lad, bye bye...

>>33298634
You should, there are much better drugs out there
>>33298608
You can't always control your thoughts but you can control your actions
I think about suicide and death every day, but still try to live in spite of it

>>33232176
Because my life is a trainwreck and I have nothing to offer women lol

>>33227974
Real, tiresome seeing people acting like holier than though plebbitfags, trying to cancel muh namefags over innocuous shitposting from yonks ago twisted out of context
I hate niggers and faggots

>>33222677
It's weird that you need to get to know someone before wanting to have sex with them?
Humanity is cooked, lock them up and throw away the key

>>33220277
Who said anything about being friends with anyone on this godforsaken Turkish pottery smashing forum

>>33217111
Dead hopefully
Seriously though my father, grandfathers, great-grandmother and several cousins all died before 40 and I feel I'm destined for a similar fate