Women, is buttstuff a deal breaker for you?
>>33231744Yes I don't want a faggot boyfriend
>>33231744No, not really. That said, I won't do poop stuff.
How do we get more women to read books so /litizens/ don't have to fawn over thots? They could find real women with shared interests
Women, how do you plan on getting a man when THIS is your competition?
>>33231752You're asking the wrong question dumbass
>>33231747But it's a girl ass
>>33231755Nag. That's not the competition
>>33231744Yep. Nobody is going near my booty.
>>33231752Isn't "thot" any woman who disagrees?
>>33231755I'll think of something. Until then, I can just date women.
>>33231758I don't care. I have a vagina and that should be enough for you. Stay away from my pooper
>>33231744it’s really gay if my bf ever asked me i’d breakup assuming he was gay
https://server17222.contentdm.oclc.org/dmwebservices/index.php?q=dmGetStreamingFile/p17222coll18/442.mp3/byte/json
M and F
How do you deal with the crushing weight of defeat and how tired you can come to feel after so many punches from life?
I'm really really tired man...
M here...
>>33231774Don't open, it's dolphin porn.
>>33231775I don't know, I haven't felt that yet
M
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>>33231775M, I decided to become the villain
>>33231780>>33231775Oh, wait, I did sort of feel that way once. I guess I solved it by masturbating a shitload and playing Deltarune Chapters 1 and 2.
>>33231777I'm gonna be real bro, that link is probably gonna give you viruses
>>33231780Hope you never do.
>>33231783I find no peace in that either... I just wanted a simple life you know? Even that is fucking excruciatingly difficult to get it seems.
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Women is this true?
>>33231777>>33231786its literally just an mp3 file
cant even hear what theyre saying
>>33231775M
Dreams breathe life into men, and can cage them in suffering. Men live and die by their dreams, but long after they’ve been abandoned, they still smolder deep in men’s hearts. Some see nothing more than life and death. They are dead. For they have no dreams.
>>33231762I mean actual ethots
>>33231756What's the real question
>>33231789Never happened to me and I have roast beefies
>>33231774>45 minutesI was worried this was another QT rant
much more interesting thankfully
if qt was as good a storyteller i might like him more
>>33231775M
I have nothing left in life except fucking my dolls
>>33231799Do they go well with bread?
>>33231804you post them on /p/?
Where do I meet clingy gf
https://youtu.be/wDNuvlBFr9k
>>33231804What keeps you going inside? What makes you want to see another day?
>>33231804oh wait nvm i thought you said "my fucking dolls"
>>33231809Women do you look like this when raiding the fridge at 3am
>>33231814Same wtf. I was like awww cute but now aaaaAAAA
>>33231787Okay I was memeing but you just need to try and give yourself as much rest and forgiveness as possible, accept that life is difficult and unfair but better days and moments are to come
>>33231762>I'll think of something. Until then, I can just date womenBased
>>33231819Thanks brother, I'm really trying my hardest, life has been a fucking bitch for a few years now. I'll keep going somehow.
>Post Gender
What position(s) did you lose your virginity in?
>>33231804I have nothing left in life except my fucking dolls
You have nothing left in life except fucking your dolls
We are not the same
>>33231799Would you describe it as wack
>>33231824Male
Currently number 217 in the leaderboards of [redacted], and my virginity is intact.
>>33231824M
R.E.M. dream state
>>33231803I have a story for you
Once upon a time there was an anon and he was a faggot, the end
>>33231823Life's a bitch but we are bitchier
In the words of Britney Spears you have to be that bitch
>>33231812Buying outfits for my doll
Dressing up my doll
Fucking my doll
God could have prevented this. I was doing really well then I lost everything that gave my life meaning
Actually in all seriousness this was inevitable
>>33231827your dildo collection doesn't count
>>33231824f, um i dunno, we moved around a lot
dick in vagina position i suppose
>>33231836God I love teasing you haha
>>33231830>between second and third baseI see what you did there shawty
>>33231835>Buying outfits for my doll>Dressing up my dollYou can do this without banging them
https://youtu.be/kk924l29cyQ?si=qWj0RIWhKaPhMvt4
>>33231824M
Kneeling wheelbarrow
>>33231834I guess I'm that frog getting boiled in water, I'm just a pretty fucking resistant frog it seems.
>>33231835What happened to you? If you don't mind telling.
>>33231834i dont hate you qt
>>33231827Best position. Boobs go boing.
>>33231840How did he last so long?
>>33231824m
I haven't lmao
>>33231834Did you notice the OP image?
>>33231834I don't hate you but your vocaroos suck.
>heh heh heh if you hate my vocaroos then I'll just make more to spite youForcing a "villain arc" won't undo and won't justify what you did to hurt the people who love you.
>>33231857He's the one who made the thread. He was butthurt that he couldn't post any more images in the old thread and now here we are.
>>33231861Small boobs are still boobs
>>33231853Shout-out to all my haters
>>33231847Shout-out to all my non haters
>>33231846Well if you ever read the princess and the frog he went from an uggo to a baller
>>33231857Blast from the past, originally made by oxford iirc
>>33231865What is it with you and this Oxford motherfucker
>>33231846>What happened to you?I'm borderline retarded and was poorly socialized so I was in way over my head holding down a job and having friends even though it was good for me
I'm overdramatic about what happened but I can't help but be, with how many signs the universe gave me saying I should not try to contact old friends and should instead slowly go off the deep end in isolation
>>33231859>won't undo and won't justify what you did to hurt the people who love you.There's no going back.
>>33231862>He's the one who made the threadI didn't tho...
>won't undo and won't justify what you did to hurt the people who love youNever said it would
>>33231865Well I lack the princess for now. But thanks anyway, I chuckled.
>>33231871There is only going forward, but first you have to stand up and start walking down that path.
>>33231864They don't bounce
>>33231868Kek
oxford comma is an old anon and the who gave me the nickname
she was a big fan of king of the hill and lili & stitch
>>33231869>holding down a job and having friends even though it was good for meIf you can do it once you can do it again, clearly both the job and friends valued you and you are capable
>should not try to contact old friends and should instead slowly go off the deep end in isolationThis is depression speaking, but you know deep down this isn't the answer and will only make you feel worse
I believe in you pal
>>33231869Did you lose the job? What's it too much?
>>33231871>There's no going back.Looks like it.
>>33231727 (OP)not busting in 2 days has my dick sensitive as fuck and my balls aching and feeling heavier than usual
>>33231880>oxford comma is an old anon and the who gave me the nicknameWhy did she stop talking to you? What did you do to push her away?
>>33231884i dont bust in 2 days and i dont even notice it.
its nice being low libido
>>33231885Uh nothing lol, she's just married and has a life and career now so doesn't post as often (also is in America so time zones don't line up)
>>33231886Based
I went over 2 weeks recently without noticing
>>33231888Nick has entered the chat
Why is she spitting out her water
>>33231887Has she been here since the hack?
>>33231884i’m ovulating soon. I’ll let you cum inside me if you fuck me
>>33231888Great, another namecuck
Men
How do you want to be rejected? Is it easier if its based on a dealbreaker?
ex) Oh we have different plans for kids, we should nip this in the bud (we can still be friends though)
or something more vague
ex) I'm not feeling it, sorry
>>33231898this is such an important question
>>33231898Tell him he has a small dick and you're a size queen
>>33231898A reason would be good yeah
>>33231898>we can still be friends thoughFuck that noise.
Be sincere, if you don't want it just say so.
>>33231893jesus christ don't do that to me please
>>33231891i was not reading atoga BUT sometimes early in a thread you see some posts on page one and i saw that post and i just like went to see what it was about n thend i took a sip and saw that he was @qt n i was like "oh boy here we go" but ina campy way and i choked a little bit on the sip i was having n sp i posted that anime girl which is a derivision of that one girl drinking water making the ok sign that used to get posted a lot
>>33231898I prefer the honest answer personally
>>33231899Saint Niggerlas
>>33231900Is it
>>33231892Possibly but I don't recall it
>>33231881>Did you lose the job? Well I have a different job now but I barely interact with anyone
>What's it too much?I worked fanatically at it because it was interesting but I was born with no talent for anything and helpless.
>>33231861>>33231875If you don’t have big bouncy boobies, then it’s not really cowgirl, is it? It’s just… girl.
>>33231898i want you to tell me THE reason youre rejecting me
dont matter how dumb, unreasonable, inconsiderate, etc. etc, it is.
>>33231898I feel like most men want the straight and honest gut punch answer.
>>33231909She's still riding you thoughever
>>33231907>I prefer the honest answer personallyNo. The honest answer is going to hurt your feelings and I don't want to be mean
>>33231908At least you have a job bro, godspeed
>>33231875yeah they do. im a man and my pecs bounce if im not clenching them
>>33231908It seems like you had it anon, jobs don't need talent, you can do it again.
>>33231906I have no idea what you're yapping about
>>33231893Why are women like this?
They play with my feelings.
Are they just demons?
>>33231913If you can't be honest then what's the fucking point? Anything is going to hurt, just be real about it, you won't be able to hide it anyway no woman can, we smell the bullshit.
M: what careers do women have in mind when they express interest in blue Collar men? Or is it merely an aesthetic thing?
>>33231910I don't want him to think I'm a bitch or to be responsible for a crash out
>>33231911No they don't
>>33231913My feelings are hurt anyway if I'm getting rejected lol, if I get the honest answer at least I know why
(but I don't ask anyone out anyway)
>>33231884Do men really…?
I start getting a little pent up after like, 2 weeks without cooming, but it goes away if I ignore it.
>>33231917ok well at least 6 people understand perfectly and that post was for themn anyway you could probably understand it to if you even liked me
i'm leaving anyway i think one of these witches has actually barred me from this thread it feels wrong to be here
>>33231918Women can't understand the affection deprived environment men live, so they think these jokes are harmless.
>>33231913Oh wait are you the blind date girl who is asking how to reject this dude you went on one date with?
Just stick with the generic "not feeling it" reason, he'll take the hint and it avoids any drama
You guys are liars lol you don't want her to be honest.
>>33231898>Oh we have different plans for kids, we should nip this in the bud This is very reasonable and I'd understand.
Don't remain friends tho. It's inappropriate to remain friend with someone who is romantically interested in you. Not only is it hurtful, but the day you get a bf, it'd be weird for him too.
>oh yeah, this is my friend "x", he has a crush me.
>>33231921Alright well if you don't want to then just keep doing what you were doing before. Seems like you've made up your mind already.
>>33231927Do you still write in your diary?
>>33231921>I don't want him to think I'm a bitchwhat difference does it make your breaking up with him
>be responsible for a crash outthe kind of people to crash out over a rejection will crash out no matter what you tell him. Just be honest for goodness' sake
>>33231927Nah I've always liked ya and was playing, the pics are cute too
Screw the witches but I understand if you must go, farewell
>>33231921Idk I disagree. I think most men would rather know why, but I guess if you lie then they'll never know and ah what the hell, fuck it. You do what you gotta do.
>>33231898If it's a physical trait then no I don't want to hear about it, anything else is completely optional but a simple "I don't see us working out" is fine and dandy.
Most guys will be offended if you cap "we can still be friends" on at the end, even if you really mean it, also avoid "you're a nice guy."
>>33231906big fan of the pixel boobies aesthetic
>>33231930>uhhhmm sweaty? i know more about you than you dofuck off you son of a bitch
>>33231898First one I would completely understand
>>33231930Incels want to know how they can camouflage their red flags better, so yeah, they want her to be as honest as possible.
>>33231930Of course I want it, it just cuts the bullshit and saves my brain from the effort of thinking of what was wrong.
>>33231898Being honest, it doesn't matter since I assume you're giving me a politically correct answer already, kek.
>>33231898For me, I prefer not to be given a reason. But I might be biased because I'm usually rejected for my height.
>>33231898First is less crushing. Still sucks though
>>33231913The truth hurts, but it hurts even more to keep him wondering forever
The more compassionate option is to be a bitch today
Women would you be okay with a bf with a 6.3" dick?
i forgot about the girl i was talking to earlier on discord
hope shes not mad at me
Is he really going to be crushed after one date. I hate this I feel so bad
>>33231905come on! let me bounce you
>>33231945Kek. Yeah, as a fellow short guy it's not like anyone's ever said it out loud. It's just "you're a nice guy, you'll find someone one day!"
Like come on, I know what that means by now, I'm not 10 years old.
>>33231948That's literally an average sized penis. Yes.
>>33231920I guess like construction or welding? It’s more than an aesthetic… blue collar guys smell good too…
>>33231950No? Don't worry. Rejections are normal for a guy. He has gotten a lot of them and will get a lot more. Life is hard and brutal.
>>33231953>6 inches is average Wow
>>33231893Reading this made my stomach clench.
>>33231950He'll be fiiine. Not like he's your concern after anyway.
>>33231955This is horrible
>>33231950No he shouldn't be lol
I was a little upset when people didn't want a second date but I moved on quick l was only kinda crushed after I'd been on like 10 dates with a girl
>>33231950He's going to be upset but that's life, he'll be fine in a day or two.
>>33231954ah yes, sweat, diesel fuel, and man ass
>>33231950Probably not.
Like maybe if he was very vulnerable and honest throughout I guess, but the worst thing you could do there is being dishonest or ghosting him
>>33231950After 1 date, no.
It might hurt, but it will pass. Waiting any longer is what will make it devastating.
>>33231959Yep that's life alright
>>33231948What is that in cm
>>33231952I actually have heard it outloud a few times. I'm glad it's not universal though.
>>33231959It's life, you and him gotta move on. Don't worry.
If you want to be sweet you can send him a longer message about how you hope his next date goes amazing, and some things you liked about him or what he did. We don't have to be mean to each other.
>>33231959That's life baby
I don't think I'm going to date anymore after this I feel physically sick having to tell people I don't see a future with them
>>33231959Yeah, but that's part of life.
>>33231967google it metricoid
>>33231971It's not too bad. Ghosting is what sucks
>>33231953Average is 5.1"-5.25"
>>33231971You really need to work on that excessive guilt
>>33231959You're a nice person. It is what it is.
>>33231971It's good that you feel that way, most people just straight up ghost their dates.
Keep it human and normal, he'll get it.
>>33231971Wasn't it just one date?
>>33231977How is this excessive. This just feels mean
>>33231978I'm not that nice
>>33231980Yea
>>33231981Stop it, I'll blush
>>33231971guys are way too sensitive
do yourself a favor and date women instead
>>33231976I thought the average is 6.5" length and 6" circumference according to /atoga/ self-reported statistics.
>>33231988i dont even have to tell you
>>33231983>This just feels meanWhat is the real reason you don't want to see him anymore? It seems like you feel mean because of that reason.
What are typical dealbreakers for people other than kids?
>>33231983Yeah it feels bad but beating yourself up like this over inconveniencing someone who's heard the same song and dance a million times is entirely misplaced. You need to chill out.
>>33231983>YeaYou're not ruining his life. Take a breath.
>>33231988>6" circumferenceThat's a pornstar dick. Some pornstars are thinner actually
>>33231993Toilet paper over hang vs toilet paper under hang.
https://youtu.be/MiDnY22df2w
>>33231898>How do you want to be rejected?Unambiguously. There's a big difference between being direct and being mean.
> Is it easier if its based on a dealbreaker?No, doesn't make a difference. Giving a reason also opens you up to men arguing with you about it.
>>33231975>>33231979This lmao
He's lucky to get a kind rejection message instead of just getting ghosted
>>33231993Threatening to stab me in my sleep
>>33231993religion, sexual past, smoking, drinking, planning to move for work, politics
>>33231985It’s longer than my finger, and my finger hurts, soooo
>>33231983you are sweet if you care. Remember that not all pain is bad. This kind of pain proves you care and you are not dead inside or a bad person. Just live with the pain.
>>33232004But I'm just so passionate, you know I can't control myself when my passion makes me crazy.
>>33231993When her cervix is too low.
>>33231992For some reason that happens if i get aroused quickly. Maybe it's serotonin? I think it's produced around there.
>>33231983Just tell him you have a 2 digit body count, he'll see himself out
>>33231991He was just kind of dumb and not very engaged. But I'm not going to say that to anyones face that's crazy
>>33231994I don't know if this is his millionth time I'm pretty sure he hasn't been on many dates before
>>33231993Different lifestyles.
Idk, either it works or it doesn't. I don't have many set dealbreakers.
I want to love women, but they don't want my love. So they get my hate instead.
>>33231975I've never understood why people hate ghosting, I've been ghosted and I ghost people too.
>anon that's horriblelook a few guys have bad reactions to rejections, pretty much all women do and they also tend to try to act on them in any way they can, hence why I feel like it's okay to ghost them.
>>33232013She's a virgin bro
>>33231986>it’s pride month so I can’t tell the bisexual recruiters to leave
>>33231993idk ive never tried dating
>>33231993Pets
My ex wanted kids and I didn't
She wanted dogs and I'm a cat person
>>33232014You don't need to say that, nor feel mean about it, it's just preferences.
Tell him that you didn't feel like you were compatible, tell him good luck as well and say something nice about him that you noticed.
>>33232017I never understood why zoomzooms think ghosting is different from a breakup message.
Like, what do you imagine I am thinking when I see you ghost me? Oh, maybe she dropped her phone in a killer whale's mouth while on a sightseeing voyage? Come on, lady, ghosting is just "I don't want to talk to you anymore, also I'm super modern and speaking words out loud is sooooo passe"
>>33232014Even if it's not what other option do you have. You gotta do what you gotta do don't be so flagellant about it, the longer you drag it out the worse it will be. You'll forget it by next week trust me.
>>33231986Yeah then she could get the shit beaten out of her by a woman who won't even catch a charge for it lol.
>>33231986Which femanon would you set her up with?
>>33232014>He was just kind of dumb and not very engagedIt's over for himbos
Anyway just say you weren't really feeling it
>>33232014Oh no… what if you’re his first date ever??
That means he’ll be comparing you to every other girl he dates, for the rest of his life…..
>>33232030The one that posts the cats
Why on God's green Earth is this post
>>33231860 the last post of the previous thread?
Women, is there any way, products, routines, whatever, that can help me with split ends?
I don't want to cut them yet, and there's this one particular part of my hair that looks worse than the rest. Idk how to fix it, or make it less noticeable.
>>33232014>I don't know if this is his millionth time I'm pretty sure he hasn't been on many dates beforeIs he unattractive?
>>33232034I was assuming that it'd be a tripfag post but I'm pleasantly delighted
>>33232014>He was just kind of dumb and not very engagedHimbo bros we keep losing
>>33232025It's not a preference it's just me being mean
>>33232032That is not funny I really hope not. I don't want to traumatize him
>>33232039No
>>33232034Hornyposters kill threads, more at 11.
>>33232033They'd make a cute couple. I think cat poster would be the Domme; with a lot of lesbians it seems like the rowdy one is actually the sub.
>>33232041Couldn't be me.
>tfw to intelligent to talk to women without dropping spaghetti
>>33232044>It's not a preference it's just me being meanI'll tell what is a mean thing to do, telling him the problem is you and not him, then asking him for advice on the next guy you like. My ex did this.
Do what I told you woman, BELIEVE.
>>33232044>NoThen what makes you think he's inexperienced? How old is he?
Oh god I did it I told him. I want to die I feel so evil
>>33232038You can’t fix split ends. Once it’s dead, it’s dead. Depending on your hair texture you could try various oils or deep conditioning to make your hair softer and shinier.
>>33231798You're basically asking how to get more women to share *your* preferred interests. Because if you only ask the question "how to get women to read more books", it's easy enough to appeal to smut and romance. Same way dudes are bound to read sci-fi schlock ripping off of Starship Troopers or 40k or Battletech ot FTL or shitty fantasy that aims to "deconstruct" or millenialize their settings and stories or a mix of the two.
>>33232055Relax. You're not.
>>33232056It's so over fuck
>>33232055Breathe sweetheart
>>33232055Oh fuck what did you do?! You terrible fucking person!
Just kidding, you did good.
>>33232055it’s the compassionate choice, anon
>>33232059Is your hair really fine textured?
>>33232055You're low-key adorable.
>>33232024Cats are stress relief; dogs are stress incarnate
>>33232056hair is "dead" the minute it leaves your scalp though
>>33232055It's like putting down a sick animal, it has to be done.
>>33232055I know how that feels. I hate it.
But it was the right choice. You did good.
>>33232055You made him stronger against women. He is now in his training arc.
>>33232017It's just rude.
>>33232055It's fine, we're all well aware that women hate us so it's not that big a deal when one of them shivs us like that. We're used to it.
>>33232055Some women (like my sister) actually enjoy it. So cut yourself some slack.
>>33232066You know what I mean, I’m not arguing semantics with you.
Is it weird as a man to feel bad for women who are reduced to doing efuk videos like eating a cum omelette made by a bunch of guys?
>>33232063I don't know what that means desu.
I did the thing where you put a hair in a glass of water and didn't sink at all.
It's wavy.
But the ends look brittle and it bothers me.
>>33232043I only like it inside me. Cum by itself is gross
>>33232078yes, it’s quite weird for men to have empathy for others
>>33232078I mean it's a miserable existence, you should feel bad.
>>33232076Why does she enjoy it
>>33232080Kinda lame. I would like it if she valued my cum a lot.
>>33232078No this is just empathy for another person lol
>>33232079You just have to trim them and take better care of the new growth
>>33232085She's a dick. It makes her feel superior.
I think she has ASPD 2bh
>>33232050>tfw to intelligent>toClearly not that intelligent.
>>33232087i don’t give a fuck what you think. Eat your own cum if you want is so valued
>>33232078Empathy is a thing. Don't feel bad about that
>>33232080>I only like it inside meAre you speaking from experience
>>33231764So real, I'll never understand women who ask if I want to try anal.
I did try with a girl in HS and never did it again cause it fucking sucks compared to pussy.
>>33232067I don't want to do any of this. I wish it was one and done. I can't stand constantly failing at this stuff
>>33232075I don't hate him I wish I did like him it would make everything so much easier
>>33232078Men treat garbage better than they treat women.
>>33232096yes with my fiancee
>>33232078You shouldn't. They made the decisions that put them there, and they also hate you for being a man.
>>33232078You're watching another human being in an absolute precarious existence. It's called empathy, you're normal.
>>33232101NTA. A lot of women like rough sex. I wish they didn't, but they do.
>>33232063nta but yeah. same problem as him. thin wispy hair. just got a haircut. what should i buy to put on it. what kinds of oils and conditioners exactly
>>33232100You don't need to lie for /atoga/. Women hate men, that's just how it is. It's OK.
>>33232104I bet your mom was a cum dump in her youth.
>>33232101>a man who loved me also lusted after metruly women have it so hard
>>33232094Are you on your period? Or are you jh?
>>33232111Not exactly but she did get pregnant at 17.
>>33232098really hate how men get turned on by watching a woman swallow cum. But hey how about they eat their own cum?! will they still get aroused?! if my bf asks me to swallow I’ll make him swallow first the fuck
>>33232101Women do like that shit though, what are you talking about?
>>33232100>I don't want to do any of this. I wish it was one and done. I can't stand constantly failing at this stuffLike a one night stand?
>>33232115I knew a girl who loved to taste her onw pussy, she would lick my fingers clean directly from after being under her.
>>33232115What if he does
>>33232101Women don't like nice guys
>>33232115NTA. I like licking my gf when she's wet though?
>gf is on birth control
>lets me cum in her and she just keeps it inside, usually just pulls up her panties
>even goes to work or dinner with friends with my cum in her
It's hot as fuck but should I be worried about it being way up there and staying in there despite birth control? She never cleans it out after we fuck and it just stays up there.
>>33232106>>33232116>A few dozen pornstars like rough sex>All women like rough sexStop being coom brained.
women, why are you insane?
>>33232115You can just say "no", you know? No need to have a melty about it
>>33232112M
I don't think love is implied there
>>33232115I mean, he DOES eat you out, right? Right? He basically HAS to swallow if he does that…
>>33232115If my gf actually got turned on by me doing that I'd do it all the time, I feel like you're just a selfish lover like most women.
>>33232126shut the fuck up random anon
>>33232115I wouldn't be disappointed if she doesn't swallow because it is kinda gross
>>332321250 upvotes 300 comments kek
>>33232101>My ex loved being slapped in the face>Loved her ass slapped so hard she couldn't sit straight later>Fucked so hard she would feel it the next day>Like being called a dirty little whoreI don't know what to say to you.
>>33232123er, hopefully she just cleans up after you leave… it can cause lots of problems if she keeps it in for hours
>>33232131it’s not kinda it’s fucking gross, like ok let me swallow but eat my shit up then fuck no
>>33232125Women ramped up the consequences for asking the wrong girl out to ridiculous levels, so no there won't be any more risk taking. If you like a guy you get to do all the work now, sorry but that's the future you chose.
>>33232134>my ex represents all womenThis is women tier logic.
>>33232124Have you forgotten that 50 shades of gray was the fastest selling novel for a new ip in history?
>>33232124Ah yes, one day you'll have sex too I guess.
What the hell I told him and now he's going "I really like you though" I don't know what to say. Why is he fighting me on this
>>33232125Expecting him to replace them is a little insane, but him not cleaning them off the table is a little insane too.
>>33232134Why'd you break up?
>>33232135It does? She does keep it in there for hours, or at least I think so, I never ask and just roll with her keeping it in when she goes somewhere.
Wouldn't peeing help maybe? She's gotta pee sometime
And why does he think he likes me after one date? Why are men fucking crazy
>>33232125M
I'd just assume it's her shit and she'd rather it be left alone.
>>33232148why would anybody even go on a date at all with someone they dont at least "like"
>>33232143he’s forcing you into a corner and hoping you’ll cave
it’s time to be a bitch, anon
>>33232143He's desperate just tell him sorry and move on
>>33232140NTA but I've had a few gfs like that, being slapped a little or choked seems to be a standard among them all, even the really normie girls.
>>33232143>sorry. I'm really not interested. >we're not compatible. >I wish you the best. It was nice knowing you. Take care.>*block*
>>33232140Because she was the most recent one, all the others before her liked the same shit, one even asked me to choke her hard, I was even worried about that shit.
And yeah they were just "normal" girls on the outside, no one would even imagine that from them, I know I didn't.
>>33232107I personally have really thick hair so I’m not the best educated on this but you could try using a coconut oil hair serum (I like the palmers one), or rosemary oil overnight. For deep conditioners I recommend Aussie or palmers. It also might be a good idea to get a silk or satin bonnet to sleep in to prevent further damage when you’re sleeping.
>>33232148i hate this sfm when they do this like chill tf out you barely know me
>>33232137You can't actually eat shit though, you'll end up in the hospital.
>>33232143Red flag much?
Just say something like he's a nice guy but you're really sorry you just don't feel the same way and are sure he'll meet the right girl blah blah, he should take a hint and stop being retarded
>>33232148I mean it's pretty normal to have an idea of whether you're attracted to somebody or not after a date lol
>Why are men fucking crazyYou are the one having a melty about a first date on a chinese dishwashing forum
>>33232146>when they piss the cum out
>>33232161How am I not supposed to hate women when they are like this?
>>33232078Yes, because not only is empathy faggot shit your example is tame too
I remember seeing women swallow horse cum on /b/, what you're talking about is almost a respectable career by comparison
>>33232123>girl likes a dude so much that she takes his cum with her wherever she goesi want this
>>33232152I'm so sick of this now I'm mad and crying
>>33232153This sucks
>>33232146yes, peeing is the best way to flush it out quickly
the vagina doesn’t do well with foreign material inside it, which is why it’s self-cleaning and naturally refreshes itself on a regular basis
as you might imagine, a full load of jizz kind of gums up the works…
>>33232145She was insane and treated me really badly, like really badly. I still loved her though, but that kind of treatment wears your mind and soul like no other thing, so when I became a husk of myself she broke up with me and found another bloke in a month. Ironically, he treated her just like she did me, karma I guess.
>>33232148>Why are men fucking crazyLol, nightingale's misandry arch has begun.
>>33232168See? He was an asshole first, now you can get mean without feeling bad. Are you going to let him just walk over you??
>>33232168Poor girl. Yeah it sucks but that's just how it is.
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Men, why are you dropping out of romance?
Hehe yes I love serving gangbangers who walk in with guns
Where is GIOYC? I have many inside thoughts that I would like to turn into outside thoughts
>>33232168Just say no and block him holy fuck.
You are making it worse for yourself.
>>33232176I think I missed the boat.
>>33232152This, if a guy doesn't fuck off after the rejection you're officially approved to activate bitch mode
>>33232176Because my life is a trainwreck and I have nothing to offer women lol
>>33232169It should be alright then I'd think, she usually pees before she leaves the house or when we get to whatever place we're going to that day.
>>33232176Too many crazy bitches out there for me to give effort for nothing.
I'll be romantic when I receive some first.
>>33232176Why do you post things like this when you are a male?
>>33232168Hun, please cut yourself some slack.
>>33232176Haven’t found anyone worth it desu
>>33232123Girls: Would you do this for your man? Are any of you into this? I want a girl that is into this but idk if its rare.
>>33232176I don't feel like opening up only to have my words used against me again. Plus I can't get cheated on again if I'm single.
>>33232176not tryna make a fool of myself sorry
>>33232184if she hasn’t died of a yeast infection yet, then she must be taking care of it somehow
so relax and jizz in peace :)
>>33232176Women did it first. We didn't really get a choice.
Ok it's over thanks guys for your help
>guy gets rejected
>he is sad about it
>this means he is evil and manipulative
I love reddit.
>>33232176Because girls think they deserve romance while giving nothing back.
>>33232176I'd argue women dropped out of romance first if they were ever in it in the first place, men just finally caught up.
>>33232176I might be moving soon.
>>33232194I will, thanks anon
>>33232176I’m not. I tried my very best to be emotionally available/present, caring, loving, gentle, patient, etc. and it still wasn’t enough. If a woman ever picks me first again I’ll gladly be as romantic as is appropriate. But I’m done chasing women
>>33232196There. Wasn't so bad was it.
>>33232203How many women have you chased
>>33232176I waited too long, and now I'm too old.
>>33232190Sure, but I’d want to wear some extra layers… it kinda ruins my dinner if I feel it dripping out
>>33232196Now go break another guy's heart!
Just kidding
>if you never put yourself out there, you'll never get what you want!
ok but humiliation is a fate worse than death so
>>33232176F
I don't know how to be romantic 2bh. What do men want?
>>33232196>he wouldn’t listen and anon was forced to stab him to death
>>33232176Takes time and effort and no one worthy of that effort when I'm fighting for my one life out here.
If someone appears that wants to actually fight together instead of just receiving goodies, I'll gladly be romantic.
>>33232176"dropping out" implies i ever had a chance to try it in the first place
maybe if i was likeable i wouldve. but no girl ever treated me like the other boys they liked in school, and with the advice of 4chan, i decided to give up while i was behind
>>33232210for you to approach us for a change
>>33232148>And why does he think he likes me after one date? Why are men fucking crazyYou can't like someone after meeting them for the first time?
Sounds like you have avoidant attachment issues.
Why would anyone go on a second date if they didn't like the person after the first date?
>>33232197It's my favorite right after
>"he doesn't want to keep doing favors or taking me out to dinner after I rejected him!">"he totally fuckzoned me! Men are trash!"
>>33232209You get used to the embarrassment. At this point, I figure that any man who will put up with my cringe ass will be more likely to be interested in sticking with me for the long haul. So it's a good filter.
>>33232210It would be nice if women didn't act like they hate us.
>>33232207>it kinda ruins my dinner if I feel it dripping outNot for me
>>33232210Loyalty, affection, support and an understanding caring woman, not a bitch that wants to be a control freak.
I cannot believe how utterly cucked you fucking losers are, holy shit.
>>33232210>What do men want?Let me open up to you.
>>33232093It's a meme, you dip
>>33232134>>33232155>>33232106>>33232116Men, how do you cope that your girlfriend has been slapped, choked, spanked, and fucked roughly by other men?
>>33232227Meanwhile there's the anon above whose gf takes his cum with her when she goes anyway. That's love.
>>33232220you don't understand i'm worried about me being cringe
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>>33232205Zero, but the fact that the most recent one that chased me relentlessly turned out to not even know what she was looking for and played with my emotions anyway and didn’t bother to tell me until I’d gotten attached and it would break my heart just really put me off the whole thing
>>33232231You'll have to ask the next guy about that.
>>33232210>calls me baby>shows me affection and desire spontaneously >tells me how much she likes me and recognizes when I do something good. >is open and honest about all of her thoughts and feelings. That's the kind kf intimacy that matter the most.>genuinely likes my presence and to cuddle. Fuck. That last one made me think about how there's no fucking way anyone ever likes me in that way. It's over.
But yeah, that's all I guess. The rest are things we mostly do together and I can do things like planning dates or romantic acts. It's more about intimacy and being valued for me.
It is beyond over.
https://youtu.be/Q989I1sIwC4
>>33232231I broke up with a girl after I found out she let a hookup pee on her before we met.
>>33232231by not exposing myself to the possibility of failure by having a gf
ez
>>33232235just find another woman
>>33232214How old are you anon?
>>33232241Nta but did you miss the part where he said she broke his heart kek
>>33232241I can’t. She was perfect for me in every way except for the whole commitment issues/communication issues/avoidant personality thing
>>33232234Embrace the cringe. Someone who loves you through your cringe will make you feel complete.
>>33232237>That last one made me think about how there's no fucking way anyone ever likes me in that way. It's over.REAL
>>33232210Some kind of genuine display of affection or support, maybe you do something for a special occasion that demonstrates you know us well and our tastes? Small gifts now and then that show the same? You know, all the same shit that men are just expected to do as a standard thing?
>>33232210There are a lot of ways, basically it's by showing affection which can be Physical touch, words of affirmation, quality time, acts of service, gift giving, diving undivided attention, small gestures.
Basically think about what you like the most and do those with the guy, and talk to him about his preferred style of affection.
Romance is dead because social media replaced it.
There's no romance when the next best thing is always in your face all the time.
>>33232217to clarify, I don’t mean only big boobs
every woman’s chest is divinely soft and beautiful
please don’t doubt the depths of our devotion for boobs of all shapes and sizes
>>33232244>She was perfect for me in every way excepthow can you know this if you won’t meet other women?
>>33232245>a woman says thisNTA but uhhhh why are you saying this? Doesn’t work like that for men
>>33232239Did I ruin my ex bfs by accidentally peeing on them during sex back when we were dating? Or does it not go both ways?
>>33232248>all the same shit that men are just expected to do as a standard thing?This lmao
>>33232245in the event that this is even possible, my avoidant personality makes this unachievable for me unfortunately. that's just the way she goes
>>33232210>What do men want?This
>>33232255Oh, then sucks to be you, I guess.
>>33232256I'd of found that shit gross when I was younger but the older and more degen me would be into it a little. But only a little. If it's emptying a full bladder, I'm out.
>>33232256If it's an accident then it's different
>>33232256It's ok, I'll let you pee on me anytime.
>>33232247I'm in a hole of my own making that I can't climb out of. The walls crumble when I try to grip them and I fall right to the bottom once again.
>>33232254I’m not sure what you’re getting at. I know she was perfect for me because we spent enough time together and got to know each other well enough that I knew she had all of the qualities that are necessary for me to want to seriously date somebody. I’m not saying other women can’t also check all my boxes but it’s really unlikely imo.
>>33232252No u
>>33232254Nta but why do you need to meet other women if you know in your heart no one will be (her)
>>33232256Interesting question, I love getting peed on by a girl but I would never pee on her because it would be gross.
>>33232267Do you live near Smethwick lad? Come round and I'll fuck ya up, if you win I buy you a pint if I win you do. Deal?
>>33232210Be reminded that I'm loved, and to love back
Women: How into nipple biting and nipple sucking are you?
t. girl im seeing loves me to bite them really hard and i've never seen it this before
What does it mean when someone calls you a special lady
>>33232257Now's the time to try desu. Bitch and moan when you're in your mid-late 20s.
>>33232262Obvs it's just the accidental dribble. I piss before sex, but it doesn't always fully empty.
>>33232263That doesn't seem fair. Intent being grosser than the action makes so sense.
>>33232264>>33232269Pissfags really are the silver lining to having urinary stress incontinence.
>>33232266>I’m not sure what you’re getting ati ask because alot of heartbroken moids ideolize women instead of going to find a new one
>women nowadays can't understand the concept of giving love and affection
Fucking grim dudes...
>>33232273Were you ever put in a special class as a child
>>33232218>Sounds like you have avoidant attachment issues.True
>>33232272Not at all. It's intensely painful to play with them in any direct way.
>>33232274>Bitch and moan when you're in your mid-late 20s.as a mid-20s khv i find this offensive
>>33232267>if you know in your heart no one will be (her)I looked for pieces of (her) in other people. But no one can compare. Everyone is their own person and what I did is evil and it hurt the people I did it to.
I hate myself for it and so I refuse to ever try again, because I can't live with myself if I keep hurting others. It's not fair to them. I regret it everyday.
>>33232275A little dribble by mistake would be very strangely just a little hot, but I wouldn't want things to go any further than that.
Women can you understand the concept of giving love and affection
>>33232281You should keep trying too. Now's really the time to try. Bitch and moan harder when you're in your mid 30s
>>33232274"try" how. how do you even start at this point. i cant even talk to girls, much less figure out what im even supposed to do to make friends with them. or even if im supposed to make friends with them, since asking out female friends is bad or whatever. why even try when women obviously dont want us that much
>>33232283I think men only find it hot because it makes me embarrassed.
>>33232285Yeh, I give my plants and bugs plenty of love and affection.
>>33232285Yes, only terminally online moids think we aren't.
>>33232282What did you do that was "evil" man?
>hate myself for it and so I refuse to ever try again, because I can't live with myself if I keep hurting others. It's not fair to them. I regret it every dayReal...
>>33232286Nta
I am about 2 years away from entering my late 20s and I will kill myself at 27 if I'm still a khhv.
>>33232278Just remedial math
I'm rubbing my dick and not washing my hands
>>33232285Not a girl, but unironically no. I dont even know what love is. i mean sure i love my parents but how i show them love? idfk. maybe im a psychopath who cant even feel love at this point
>>33232297Nice I am not replying to a single post made by a woman so thanks for giving me an outlet.
>>33232296Were you in any classes with other special boys and girls
>>33232292Looking for pieces kf her in other people. Not taking people as they are, but as how I wanted them to be. It lead to hurt. The same way that the girl itt felt about rejecting that guy, but I let it fester for a long time.
That is evil. I caused unnecessary pain because I'm retarded.
Women, do you know how to love a man?
Give some examples.
>>33232293I know how you feel.
>>33232289It's a little of that and just a little of it being accidental, with a slight amount being the warmth of it. It's a mixture of things that make it a little hot and it being a one-time thing or just extremely occasional like a mistake makes it better.
>>33232270Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll fuckin bite your face off and shove it up your asshole you little dickhead, and I expect that free pint and all. You don't know who I am geezer, I am am a fookin monster
>>33232302yes. next question
>>33232304we shut this place down, and just wait out life until we die
Gender
What's the single most important personality trait one must have in order to be successful in life?
>>33232293I feel the same and I'm 26 lmao.
>>33232305I guess that's the best I can hope for. The idea of a guy being offended enough to break up with me is one of my biggest fears during sex.
>>33232293As someone almost 27yo virgin it's pretty chill tbb, just find other things to do with your life
Do I have bad karma now? Probably. I'm kind of jealous of people that can develop feelings so quickly. I hate that it takes forever for me to just get a crush
>>33232304Start blasting.
she didnt reply to me for 7 hours so i just closed the dm
i probably came off as a sperg
>>33232176Never got any indication any woman was interested
>>33232313M
Be FUCKING INVINCIBLE (in your mind)
>>33232313M
Probably persistence
>>33232231Dumb fornicator problems.
Doesn't affect me at all.
>>33232316>find other things to do with your lifeI did. I will end it.
>>33232302Guess I got my answer lol
>>33232293When does late 20’s start. Asking for a friend
>>33232315I don't think it would come to that. The worst thing you could do is make a big deal about it like crying or continously apologising, that shit is where I'd consider going (which I have, embarrassing shit happens and I'm completely cool with it but what I can't stand is a bad reaction to it).
>>33232276Ah. No, it’s just I’m looking for a very specific type of person that’s going to be really hard to find again, combined with the fact she aggressively pursued me without any initiation on my end, it just makes me feel like I fucked up my shot with ‘the one’. I miss her. She never was “mine” but it didn’t feel that way when she was curled up against me taking a nap on my chest with my arm around her while we were watching a movie, and my friends say I deserve better, but I don’t want better, I want her, in that moment, forever. Sorry for being a soft bitch also
How do I become a person that develops feelings quickly?
>>33232325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJLU7rAc-iY
>>33232317His "feelings" were probably somewhat shallow after a single date, he probably thought you were pretty and kinda cool/interesting
Don't feel bad about taking longer to get crushes, everyone is different
>>33232313M
Grit/gumption or whatever the boomers call it. The ability to keep working hard consistently no matter what happens. Also good social skills, charm and finesse in different situations
I completely back both of these things that's why I crashed and burned I think
>>33232317You did what you had to don't worry. And it's a curse believe me, to want every other person who looks your way.
>>33232331If my housemates weren't sleeping I'd do a Danny G vocaroo for the lulz
Can do in a few hours
>>33232341Fucking do it lol gonna be legendary
>>3323232925.
Yes, it's either ealy 20s or late 20s.
>>33232335We talk to each other
>>33232304Who knows, I don't.
>>33232256It's not degradation if it's accidental
>>33232330>The worst thing you could do is make a big deal about it like crying or continously apologisingExplains a lot. That's my go-to.
Femanons, do you know any women who have sex for money?
Are friends with them?
As a man I've never to my knowledge met one, but I must have and they obviously didn't tell me but are they telling other girls?
>>33232344That's mid 20s you moron
Early: x0-x3
Mid: x4-x6
Late:x7-x9
>>33232276>instead of going to find a new oneNta but sure, let me just go to the gf store and find a suitable replacement
It doesn't work like that lol
>>33232329Early: 20-23
Mid: 24-26
Late: 27-29
>>33232356A friend recently started looking into selling videos of her and her bf having sex, but I don't think they've pulled the trigger on it yet.
>>33232231I'm the one that ruins girls for other men
im not convinced romantic love is even real
>>33232256Might’ve unlocked something in himself he didn’t know he was into, it’s possible you ruined him
>>33232358No. That's literally useless. You are iether on the first half of your 20s or you are on the later half.
>>33232257Bro, please keep trying. I know it seems impossible now, but when you're a miserable 30 something fuck like myself, you'll see all the opportunities you missed, and your problems which look like mountains now, will look like speed bumps in hindsight.
>>33232362My friend dated a girl who had an onlyfans, in fact he lost his virginity to her, and then he found out she was secretly recording him the whole time for her onlyfans and he got her banned and broke up with her.
The dude has a really tragic life...
>>33232364I know it is because I felt it for someone else. She didn't tho.
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>>33232313>What's the single most important personality trait one must have in order to be successful in life?M
The will to win, no matter the cost.
>>33232337>somewhat shallowI don't know how to feel about that
>>33232338What's the point of being loyal if I have no one to be loyal to
hi women. i cant tell *her* this because we aren't on talking terms atm so i'm gonna update YOU all and pretend that's almost meaningful
so i finished this project for work. i was being evaluated for, lets call it a promotion. and i think my entry is very strong! its been hard feeling good about accomplishments lately cuz it all feels meaningless (wouldn't recommend codependency to anyone reading this). i'm ok whether or not i get the promotion, i'm happy with my life direction either way, but it WOULD simplify a lot of things and so i hope i get it
>>33232371That's so fucked up. At least what I was talking about is consensual between them.
THey fucked up my prescription sooo badly lol. I can only laugh now
>>33232358>>33232361>I only have 9 more months of being in my mid 20's>still a virginGrim
>>33232386glad we're on the same page
>>33232368i know ill probably end up dying miserably and regretfully because of how i am now but i still cant help but feel its pointless. im just not properly socialized enough to make it, and its too late now, im done developing, so im set in stone the way i am.
an enneagram test told me i'm a 7w8
foids, is this a good thing??
>>33232383What are you going to do
>>33232380Yeah for sure a completely different thing.
Back then they never even had to verify who the the other person was which means it was probably flooded with illegal content, now they're required to have their own onlyfans account.
>>33232383At least you're not 31 and still a virgin.
I mean, I'm not a virgin, but that hasn't saved me from becoming 31.
>>33232376Since when did loyalty come into this. Being loyal to someone you just met is idiotic and is how you get used, ask me how I know. I envy your ability to stay detached.
>>33232210Please allow me to relax the cocky, aloof attitude around you occasionally without getting the ick.
>>33232387You're on your late 20s, I just don't give a fuck about how you cope with it
>>33232382Prescription for what
>>33232396>the concept of "middle" doesn't existaight man
>>33232231>Men, how do you cope that your girlfriend has been slapped, choked, spanked, and fucked roughly by other men?I think it's hot, but I have cuck tendencies
30 is still the age you officially cease being young. I don't care what these immortal boomers are saying, your 80s are not the new 40s.
>>33232401Did you eat icky pasta again
>>33232176i was never in, it turns out. for romance, you have to actually make contact with women, and i have very carefully engineered my life to make sure i don't interact with anyone i don't need to
>>33232365The only ex I know for sure that I influenced by dating him was the last bf I had. After we broke up because we just didn't share future goals, he ended up dating a woman who looked a lot like me, which is very uncommon around here.
>>33232399WE BEGIN AND THEN WE END THE MIDDLE IS JUST AAAAA FUZZY BRAIN NO MEMORIES SOMETHING OR OTHER DOESNT HAPPEN THERE SKIP THAT PART
>>33232401Take a shit.
>>33232390>What are you going to doHaven't a clue
>>33232333>looking for a very specific type of person that’s going to be really hard to find againwhat was so specific about them?
>>33232273It means my granddad is hitting on you
>>33232382How, did they give you the wrong meds?
Craniumblaster more like cumblaster lol
>>33232275>That doesn't seem fair. Intent being grosser than the action makes so sense.NTA. The ick isn't a conscious decision
>>33232382I'm surprised the pharmacy hasn't called you to try and recall it
Take it back yo
>>33232411A woman with daddy issues was who molested and has BPD
Quite rare apparently.
>>33232404I would say it's 34, but this is still only for looks, physically you aren't that old if you can still run marathons, do pullups and overhead press
>>33232415cumBlaster is my AU pornstar name.
>>33232422Are you strayan
>>33232343Kek will do, I apologise in advance to the neighbours
>>33232299>I'm rubbing my dick and not washing my hand>Nice I am not replying to a single post made by a woman so thanks for giving me an outlet.Lmfao, straightest incel
>>33232399Glad we're on the same page
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>>3323240430s are still pretty good. People tend to forget that most of the TV stars that played 20 somethings were all actually in their 30s, and any of those teen shows stars were also in their 20s. The entire cast of Seinfeld were already in their 30s when the show first started and even the cast of Friends were 30 or bordering on 30 when the first season happened (Lisa Kudrow was already 31 on the first episode).
>>33232419>woman with daddy issues was who molested and has BPD>she aggressively pursued me without any initiation on my end>curled up against me taking a nap on my chest with my arm around her while we were watching a movie, and my friends say I deserve better, but I don’t want better, I want herDid we date the same girl
I'll fight you for her
>>33232382>need Adderall for my MDD>was given adderall by former doc>doc retired>had to talk to a certified nurse practitioner regarding prescription (DMV lady)>"Yeah, I don't get why you've been on these prescriptions for the past 11 years so I'm gonna ignore your explanation and ignore your doctor and take you off them.">can no longer stay awake for more than a few hoursThanks a lot, bitch.
>>33232424Nah. Sometimes I wish I were an aussie, I would unclip my harness and fall off the planet.
>>33232432>30s are still pretty good because actors in a fictional television series were in their 30sCourtney Cox was so hot in Friends S1
sex seems overrated
t. virgin
>>33232435Dammit. What can I make fun of you for now.
>>33232439It really isn't. God I miss sex.
>>33232389women! PLEASE! men won't know the answer to this!! give the po boy some attention :(
>>33232441I'm sorry for your loss what happened to him
>>33232441What makes it so good
>>33232439Real, the hand does the job, then continue with your day
>>33232439Its pretty damn good but its not life changing
>>33232436The shows are representative of the time (i.e being 30s was considered when you actually start having fun since you have the cash and experience to do so).
>>33232432most people arent rich and famous actors anon
life ends at 30
>>33232446I love Friends but it's not realistic at all lol
>>33232439Overrated if you're too used to jacking off, otherwise it's really good. I had to quit jacking off so that I would actually make an effort to find a gf.
>>33232439It is, but there's nothing worse in life than not getting pussy.
i think i'm going to date a middle eastern girl
sorry white girls, i hope you understand
>>33232304>So now whatTake some time to yourself to recharge, then get back in the saddle.
>>33232317>Do I have bad karma now? Probably. I'm kind of jealous of people that can develop feelings so quickly. I hate that it takes forever for me to just get a crushThere's no such thing as karma.
Guys crush sooner than women, there's actual research on it, it's because in mammals the males compete for females. He'll get over it.
>>33232433Qt you're 5'4 you'll get your ass handed to you
>>33232443Long story.
>>33232444The closeness to people who so genuinely care for you and enjoy your presence is best appreciated during sex, of you ask me.
>>33232411Christian with center-right political views but also has tattoos and loves horror as a genre and wasn’t a big fat fucking Chungus. Also wasn’t put off by the fact I still live with my parents and watch WWE and collect action figures
>>33232448I know some people like Friends. I'm not in their group at all since I don't fit in, but their lives are pretty similar as is how close knit they are. Having friends really does change things, I hope I have the same eventually.
>>33232364It's real, but women are not capable of it.
>>33232449>quit jacking off so that I would actually make an effort to find a gfNta and I commend your effort but what is the point of doing this? Why do you want to be driven by your primal desires and pursue someone just because you're horny?
>>332324545'7" and yes I probably would but then I could move on
as a femanon i don’t understand women who don’t want to have sex with their boyfriends/husbands. In my perspective it’s like why wouldn’t I give him something he really needs that I can provide him with? to make him feel happy, in love, cherished and take care of his needs.
why the fuck not?
>>33231727 (OP)yay i get to work 7-3 tomorrow
>>33232335M
That could be very dangerous since you're a woman. Plus you'll likely end up with someone sub-par. Women are supposed to be a little choosy.
>>33232463Cause he's ugly and they hormones n shiet
You should know this
>>33232463Not everyone has the same libido as you lol
>>33232463Contempt.
And because they don't care.
It's not that hard to understand
>>33232335Easy, you must simp.
>>33232461Companionship and eventual procreation. I had a gf during my jacking off days too, but I ended up enjoying that more than having sex, and the relationship was getting rough since I kept having time alone to jack off and wasn't interested in sex. It wasn't bad or anything, it just wasn't as fun as vigorously jacking it to some porn.
>>33232463If I didn't want to have sex, I wouldn't have sex just to make a bf happy. Luckily I love sex, so it's usually a win-win for a guy I'm dating.
>>33232463Most women hate men.
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>>33232471I'm sorry this is so funny
>>33232463I think those women were just like that to begin with but were just using regular sex at the start to get guaranteed the marriage. Meanwhile the girl I married was really into sex from the first time we did it and she still rides me like crazy almost every night.
>>33231850i guess i'm just not sexy
>>33232440No clue. Not like we know each other.
https://youtu.be/IpZt8K8I_lk
>>33232449how does that work exactly
i like girls but not enough to overcome my fear of being seen as sexual being
>>33232473>Most45%, tops.
>>33232475It's funny but is unironically true, I became a genuine degenerate gooner and it ruined my relationship abilities for a long time. I've gone completely off porn and jacking off ever since.
>>33232471>Companionship and eventual procreationOne sentence horror story
>>33232485w-what are you talking about?
men NEED sex, so it's our obligation to give it to them freely! am i right, my fellow women?
>>33232487>le immigrats taking over!>uck you want to have a wife and kids? how horrible
>>33231744it'd be a dealbreaker if he wouldn't. or at least let me play with it myself during.
>>33232388You don't know what you're talking about. It's not too late if you act soon. Don't end up like me, anon, don't end up like me.
>>33232463male hands. i'm horny as hell but there are some times where i couldn't even stomach lazily grinding on a pillow. some days, it's just absolutely not viable, and if you don't have a menstrual cycle, you'll never get it.
>>33232463Same. I was shocked when I learned there were marriages like this
>>33232472Same again- but I don't think there would be any times where I wouldn't want to haha..
BTW anons- horny question, or I shouldn't?
>>33232388Please do not end up like me. You have time, anon.
>>33232499>horny question, or I shouldn't?You are in the homeland of horny questions
>>33232463Are you horny too? Or just looking to satisfy him?
Women, have you ever been on a motorcycle?
>>33232504i’m horny too. Reading the responses made me realize i just have a high libido
>>33232478NTA. He probably just wasn't a virgin.
>>33232483It's at least double that for single women.
>>33231744Yes. My ass is for taking shit, not for male pleasure
>>33232499>BTW anons- horny question, or I shouldn't?As long as you aren't JH, by all means.
>>33232498True. When my ex-gf was ovulating, she would pummel my dick until it felt bruised, no matter if I was in the mood or not she would go to extremes to get me hard as fast as possible.
I am always horny.
Not having a gf is torture.
>>33232505Femanons, what is this hairstyle called? French braid?
>a girl on Hinge used her weekly rose on me (first time this has ever happened)
Does that mean she wants my pp?
>>33231744Yes. I want him to see me as a sparkling goddess, not a foul monkey
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>WoW servers are down for 6 hours of maintenance tomorrow
Men, what are some fun things I can do for 6 hours?
>>33232521You can at least try
>>33232525>her ass doesn't sparkle
>>33232515Based. Need a girl like this
>>33232525>I want him to see me as a sparkling goddessWhat if he wants to put it in your butt because he sees you as a sparkling goddess?
>>33232526call up all your male friends and have a marathon sex session
if you still need to kill more time, call your female friends too
Is there really going to be a war
>>33232494>>33232502its too late
graduated high school and did literally nothing, nobody signed my yearbook, didnt make any friends that lasted longer than a semester, didnt even get anybodys socials, friend or otherwise
nothing wrong with throwing away an already wasted life
goodnight
>>33232099>cause it fucking sucks compared to pussy.I unironically think it's popular with smaller guys
>>33232498>some days, it's just absolutely not viableAren't those days for nipple stuff??
>>33232537Probably not but you should steel yourself just in case you need to cut off a toe
>>33232526Read a book. Or play some other video games.
>>33232538College?
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>>33232526You excited about the belt?
Have you done a 8 mask vision yet?
>>33232538>life ends with highschool.You're an absolute moron.
It should be illegal to have a penis as small as my ex bf's
>>33232537Nothing ever happens
>>33232453Seems like a dumb evolutionary choice
>>33232546How small was it, asking for a friend.
>>33232533Are most women ont like that when ovulating? It's been my experience so far. Another ex even woke me up at 4am just to fuck, which is also a favorite memory for me now since it was really amazing how she just took it.
>alseep, 3am>gf wakes me up because she really wants sex>"you dont have to do anything, i'll do it all">blows me a little, gets a condom and then rides me harder than i ever have been in my life>barely even conscious for it and just have glimpses of her tits bouncing>really woke up by the end and came intensely, so did she>she was embarrassed all day and apologized a few times about it>never happened again but i always wished it would
>>33232537There already is. It's been ongoing for 3+ years. Actually, you could argue that it's been going on for more than 10 years.
Femanons, why does /gif/ suck so much? Can you please fix it?
Am I whore if I go on a bunch of dates and nothing happens?
>>33232538You're not wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYL-XylC74
>>33232463As a man I think they prioritize their own wants and needs and if that is not sex then they are comfortable saying no to having sex.
I never want to pressure someone into having sex with me so I don't really care even if I sometimes do want sex and didn't get it.
>>33232537I fuckng hope so.
State gender should I join the military in hopes of getting sent out to some pointless conflict
>>33232543Last I checked, the belt was weak as shit, so hopefully it gets majorly buffed. But I'm an unironic delve enjoyer so I'll max it out anyway.
Got my Orgrimmar 8mask done this week, so I should have <the Mad> title in a few days!!
>pic
>>33232554Do you split the bill, pay for it, or have them pay for it?
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she's gonna text me saying we're not a match, i just fuckin know it.
>>33232555AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33232550let me put it this way... during the peak of ovulation, the female sex drive is like the male sex drive at its lowest
>>33232548>Seems like a dumb evolutionary choiceWhy? Males don't get pregnant.
>>33232566M, disagree completely
>>33232537War has always been here. Before man was, war waited for him.
>>33232545NTA
Life ends if you don't succeed socially in high school, it is reflective of everything you do after that. So, if you are a loser in high school, you'll be a loser in college, and a loser in whatever comes after that.
>>33232537No. People have been doing this "WORLD WAR THREE IS TOTALLY GONNA HAPPEN GUYS" LARP for the past two years and it hasn't happened yet.
>>33232557M
Don't be a zogbot
>>33232554Have you slept with anyone you met online?
>>33232566Umm no? That's retarded
>>33232555Oh no, not this fag again with his gay incel movie
>>33232557M
If you really want to?
>>33232571I know a millionaire that was a loser in highscool.
>>33232555I remember someone in /wsg/ describing this movie as Jewish propaganda to demoralize white men and I've never looked at it the same since kek. Fuck French people.
>>33232557If there are nukes dropped I will run with open arms toward the flash. I will drive toward the flash if it gets me there faster
>>33232534But it's a gross area- he's not supposed to think of me having a gross area for a disgusting waste function like that..
>>33232574>incel movieWhat is wrong with the scene?
>>33232557No. You could join the reserves though, you still get all the benefits and get veteran status when you retire.
Women, is the horny you feel from ovulation at its highest when it starts, during the middle of it, or at the end?
>>33232550Some cycles are more intense than others. Maybe men have higher sex drives overall, but when my cycle peaks, it PEAKS. My skin is clearer, my hair is shinier, and my entire body glows with sexual energy. Nature is telling me to fuck, and I gladly obey.
>>33232490I mean if the human race died out that would be ideal for the planet
>>33232526Go for a walk, get some ice cream
>tfw no emotional femcel gf
>>33232583but its not gross if its on a sparkling goddess
>>33232572>ships being attacked in the Red Sea>Russia invading Ukraine>EU and US providing funding, weapons, and intelligence for Ukraine>Israel gets invaded>invades multiple of their neighbors>EU and US providing funding, weapons, and intelligence for Israel>Israel (nuclear power) now attacking Iran (aspiring nuclear power)>US directly fighting Iranian proxies>US apparently gearing up to fight Iran directly>India and Pakistan, two nuclear powers, fighting>China clearly gearing up for an invasion of Taiwan should the opportunity ariseBut clearly this isn't a global war.
>>33232592Even intestinal insides..?
>>33232589>I mean if the human race died out that would be ideal for the planetPeople in the west having less kids means more Indians and Chinese, and look at how badly they've treated their own countries. Your logic just speedruns the planet getting ruined since they'll trash it before they too die out.
>>33232595Nothing ever happens
>>33232587>when my cycle peaks, it PEAKS. My skin is clearer, my hair is shinier, and my entire body glows with sexual energy. Nature is telling me to fuck, and I gladly obey.Sounds a lot like girls I've gone out with. Apparently it hits really hard and they have an insatiable need to fuck.
>>33232585Reserves are so fucking lame though. It's for larpers who wanna feel like they're in the military without actually having to do anything. I wanna blow shit up and get yelled at by a sergeant not do gay little jigs with a bunch of other fags every weekend.
>>33232596every inch of you would be lovable, so yes even the intestinal insides
>>33232601What's stopping you from joining?
>>33232595its just the cold war again
people though ww3 would happen then too
guess what
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For men or women
Is this true?
>>33232595You might be very shocked to read about the last century of world affairs and conflicts.
Ladies, does bouncing on it hurt your legs?
>>33232604I'm a midget twink and would probably get killed in basic
virgins femanons are you embarrassed of having your first time? if so why? and even if it is with someone you like?
>>33232603Sovlfvl response desu.
Should I use /soc/ to find an e-gf or am I going to drive myself crazy?
>>33232613I'd rather shoot myself with a rusty 38 ngl
>>33232597>People in the west having less kids means more Indians and ChineseMy dude, Indian parents don't decide to have 4 kids instead of 2 just because you ended up having 0 kids instead of 2. Their decision-making process does not involve you. You are not that important.
>and look at how badly they've treated their own countriesLower
Pollution
Per
Capita
>>33232611>virgins femanons are you embarrassed of having your first time? if so why? and even if it is with someone you like?No because he's very experienced and will guide me
>>33232539the most virgin post ever
>>33232610Oh. Honestly I didn't expect that response.
>>33232601Reserves are pretty alright, most of it is medical or security, so you just guard bases and shit.
>>33232604Likely his attitude, they weed out people that are retarded like him where they think they're going to be badasses. He'll get dumped into the army as part of "Operation Human Shield" with his attitude.
>>33232433>I'll fight you for herYou won't even put down the bottle.
>>33232607You mean the century where two world wars occurred?
>>33232605If the US joins the fight against Iran, or if China invades Taiwan, it stops being a cold war.
>>33232595>vghhhhh just like my waifu Hitlerino’s last anime series, the Second World Wahhhhhh >____<
>>33232619You must feel called out
>>33232617>Their decision-making process does not involve you.Well duh. The point is that the west holds back the tide on shit like climate change and doing dumb shit to the environment, and if India and China outpace the west in population, then they'll have majority control on how the world goes.
>>33232606F
It feels true. I want to be normal so badly but things don't just "happen" for me and they never will
>>33232574>>33232579>incel movieThe movie is actually bluepilled lol, if you watch the whole thing
>>33232625No, I won't show you my cock, fagboy. You aren't subtle.
>>33232362>A friend recently started looking into selling videos of her and her bf having sex, but I don't think they've pulled the trigger on it yet.Please be JH's bimbo ex and her bwc
>>33232623>You mean the century where two world wars occurred?And a million small conflicts and battles everywhere inbetween. The Cold War and Cuban Crisis was scarier than any of the shit going on now.
>>33232622I'll smash the bottle o'er your head m8
(I'm not drinking tonight actually)
>>33232612I'm a romantic, what can I say
>>33232606Trying really hard to make that young lad feel bad
>>33232613Its gonna be tough but if you live in a major city then maybe it might be worth a try.
>>33232611Yes because I have ugly roast beef
>>33232631Noooo you don’t get it the hecking Cl0ck of Dooooooom and Waffl3zz said it’s almost midnight!!!
>>33232304How are you feeling?
>>33232618so if he's a virgin you would be embarrassed, I'm asking cause I'm trying to move things foward with my g but she says she's to embarrassed to do anything sexual
>>33232628watch something some fag has shilled this hard and dedicated his life to post on /ad/v? no thanks, any chance of ever watching is gone thanks to you.
>>33232633Try not drinking this month before you pretend you'd do anything for her.
>>33232631>>33232636You two are morons. I'm not saying we're literally on the brink of nuclear holocaust, but pretending we're not in the middle of a global conflict is just delusional.
>>33232557M
If you want to, go for it dude, and let us know how it goes
I would too but they don't take the mentally ill kek
>>33232629You're the one who started this, dicklet.
>>33232636>he doesn't know just how bad it was that Cuba was going to be armedoh boy. read a fucking book.
>>33232606No, as a dead-end bum I grew up. Then I realized that others were just as liable to fall down and stagnate and have what we generally call bad outcomes. If you think there's some pinnacle of normalcy to aspire to, there isn't. You might need to adjust to fit in society, but the question of living a good life has to be taken by initiative. Most of the people in my batch are unemployed or went back/are still to school to upskill and get a chance to work at all.
This is just blackpilling others to be as miserable as the poster.
>>33232641Has there been a time in the last 80 years that we haven't been? Same shit, different countries.
>>33232643Hey buddy, you're the one who bought up your penchant for small peckers
>>33232644I’m on your side, dickhead. I’m taking the piss out of the dipshit who’s going “ITS A GLOBAL WAR” as if they’re not trying to force that they think it’s already WW3. Reading a book won’t save your social skills you dumb fuck.
>>33232640>Try not drinking this monthWell I can't afford to anyway til I get another job kek
>>33232620Or I'd get dry assraped first who knows
>>33232621I'm playing the whole war is cool I'd be a badass blowing shit up thing up tbf. I just don't really have a lot of things to live for so dying in war doesn't sound too bad.
>>33232635I didn't have a problem with my ex's roast beef
>>33232647So if it doesn't apply to you, let it slide.
>>33232646Yes, actually. Iraq and Afghanistan were not global conflicts, and other than Crimea in 2014 things with Russia were pretty quiet between the fall of the Soviet Union and the invasion of Ukraine in 2022. And China was at least pretending to be peaceful and cooperative until recently too.
>>33232586Hm, I’d say it’s towards the end, but it’s a pretty small window. Ovulation feels like being on a rollercoaster slowly going upwards, followed by a sudden drop.
(The drop is sex)
>>33232600A man’s sex drive seems so unsatisfying. You just feel the same, every day? At least a cycle gives me a predictable ebb and flow to look forward to. I can chart my sex life in advance, but for men, the future is nothing but boners.
>>33232606Idk what normal people do, but this just seems like doomposting.
>>33232611not embarrassed but excited
>>33232639I'm not the original poster kek just someone else who has seen the film
It's based on a Houellebecq novel
In that nightclub scene the guy trying to blackpill the other guy isn't even a virgin or terminally single, he's just being a doomer since his ex or whatever
As soon as he stops being a miserable cunt he meets a woman lol
So guys actually fantasize about -just- a girl being satisfied? Like there's just a picture of a girl, some cum in her pussy and hearts spinning around her- but no actual sex act in sight?
>>33232609no, it hurts my tummy because I’m a weak ass bitch who can’t do a single sit-up
>>33232632>Thats sweet..Does this mean we can do butt stuff?
>>33232655>I’d say it’s towards the endInteresting, I wonder if this is because the body is screaming at you to get preggers and knows the window is closing...
>>33232655>but for men, the future is nothing but boners.Hello darkness my old friend...
>>33232635So don’t date a vegan??
>>33232586i’m always horny but ovulation horny is different. I want it like more than 3x a day and it’s an insatiable feeling. I hate it. Then comes the luteal phase where i hate everything so i get a break from horny mode
>>33232658Not me personally. I don't see why I'd cut myself out of my own fantasy
>>33232587Damn, now that I think of it I hope I make some bad bitch feel like that about me someday.
>>33232658It's implied that I did that which is the hot part
>>33232655>A man’s sex drive seems so unsatisfying. You just feel the same, every day?To a varying degree. There are some days where I have no interest, but most days are either moderate-very high.
>I can chart my sex life in advanceThat just sounds depressing, spontaneity is the spice of life and planning something as primal as sex is just mechanical and sad.
>>33232653>ur not allowed to call me out unless i upset you!what kind of silly rule is that?
>>33232609no it doesn’t but i love my bf when he starts to lift me up so he can thrust faster instead
>>33232611Yes kinda same as her
>>33232635but my ugly full bush (that I don't want to shave)
>>33232658I do. Well, I imagine a chad-like version of me having sex as me. I try not to nowadays, maladaptive daydreaming is a bitch in everyday life.
>>33232668It's both cute and hot that women really do turn into feral beasts during ovulation.
>ovulation hornyYes but when does it peak
>>33232655>every day? It kinda goes away if you coom. If you really exhaust yourself and don't make an effort to recover you can stay horny-free for a few days. There seems to be a lot more drama with the female sex drive, which seems interesting. Like they NEED dick when ovulating. But hard to say if that's just them experiencing what our usual horny level is like, or if it's more.
>>33232676Sigh here come the bushfags
>>33232550For me it’s not that the feeling increases, but shlicking no longer works to decrease it. It’s the kind of horny that only dick can fix.
>>33232668>I want it like more than 3x a day and it’s an insatiable feeling. I hate it.Just enjoy it and break your man into pieces. My ex always did that and my dick was happy to take the extreme punishment for a few days. I'd end up pretty satisfied fro the next week or two after just a few days of that.
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>>33232658Picrel
Like this
>>33232658Sometimes
I also fantasize about smoking a cigarette with her after sex but I don't even smoke.
>>33232655>man’s sex drive seems so unsatisfying. You just feel the same, every dayBiased as a bipolar guy but it goes from 0 to 100 for me and then back
Not to the point where I feel like I need to actually hook up, but in terms of horniness
>>33232682I suppose that's why I'd get a call or just flat out jumped by girlfriends when it was that time for them. How long do you try the schlicking method for? Do you just realize after the first attempt you need the real thing and get your bf over asap?
>>33232677For me it's imagining I have a deeper, sexier voice
>>33232688We should fuck bro
>>33232627>I want to be normal so badlyComing here doesn’t help that, you know
Just by posting on 4chan, your sense of humor is no longer compatible with nornalfags
>>33232678>Yes but when does it peak ovulation is ONE day. ONE day anon. But fertile period lasts 5 days. So 5 days of extreme horniness but ONE dY where you want it ferally
>>33232692That sounds hella gay bro
We should jump off a cliff instead
>>33232691Well that's part of the chad thing isn't it
>>33232662Uh..
It probably doesn't feel that great anyway :)
>>33232697Not gay if there's no gay intention
That might be fun how about the cliffs of dover
>>33232680>that's just them experiencing what our usual horny level is likeThat’s why people joke that for a few days each month, women know how men feel lol
It’s too bad men don’t have a similar function where their body is actually primed for sex and becomes more attractive
>>33232658Correct, seeing a woman in ecstasy is an incredible feeling. The same satisfaction as seeing the beauty of nature, like a sunset or the sea.
>>33232701We can have a picnic there too uwu
>>33232677>I imagine a chad-like version of me having sex as meIs this how a cuck fetish starts?
>>33232707Kinda hard to have a picnic in midair innit
>>33232696Oh, I thought the whole of the fertile period was considered ovulation. I learned something new today. Thanks.
>>33232699It was worth a shot. I'll respect your wishes.
...Unless you're saying that in a tsundere way.
>>33232658Very. Hardest I get is when a girl I'm with is genuinely enjoying herself and can't get enough. I get so hard in that moment that it physically hurts.
>>33232708Nta
Nah cause it's still you.
>>33232690I’m a wise, experienced adult now, so if I try to deal with it myself during ovulation, I realize pretty quick that “ok it’s that time again, this ain’t gonna work”, like within a minute or two. And that’s only if I’m bored enough to try. If I never try to get off, it passes without me noticing. My window is pretty consistent, so I’ve just gotten used to not trying for a couple days. But that’s because I’m single. If I had dick on demand, he’d be getting a call as soon as I see he’s online.
>>33232711>thought the whole of the fertile period was considered ovulationSame wtf. Women are crazy
>>33232574Also I need to watch it again cause haven't in years but iirc the protag also had a work colleague who wanted to sleep with him but he was being such a doomer he ignored it lol
>>33232711Sex education differs depending on area, so some people call the whole ~5 day window “ovulation”, while others only use the term for the absolute peak
It’s a shame that we don’t have a unified global vocabulary for cooming
>>33232711No I genuinely don't think it probably feels all that good for a guy
>>33232704>It’s too bad men don’t have a similar function where their body is actually primed for sex I have a theory that men become less attractive for a while after they coom, different body language and maybe pheromones, to indicate that they aren't ready right now.
>>33232709Just eat quickly before the impact
>>33232721It's over for gooners
>>33232720An asshole is probably way better than some of the things guys use to get themselves off
>>33232704>>33232721>women become irresistible goddesses>men just get worsewhat did evolution mean by this
Girls
Do you prefer Enkidu before or after he is domesticated?
>>33232716>>33232719This is one of the many reasons why atoga is important.
>>33232720Probably not but its another way to show love and dedication to you. Its about loving the whole, not loving the hole.
>>33232709Also what are you doing up at 5am mate
I need to go bed fml
>>33232715>But that’s because I’m single. If I had dick on demand, he’d be getting a call as soon as I see he’s online.Nice, seems to be the way with most women. Somewhat related; how often do you masturbate outside of ovulation? Does the mood ever just strike?
>>33232723Blanket will act as a parachute give us some more time
>>33231898As clearly and unambiguously and honestly as possible without being mean. You don't have to justify why you don't have feelings toward me.
Don't do the "let's be friends" thing unless you really want to string along a lovesick puppy. But don't make it a point to avoid me afterwards either.
I don't know, getting rejected feels like shit regardless of how you do it.
>>33231824Ugh hard to remember, we had a lot of sex that day but I think you can describe it as a modified missionary she was on the couch with her butt scooted up to the end of the cushion.
>>33232731Not much of a suicide if we use a parachute now is it, gay boy
Men
Would you rather be Enkidu before or after he gets domesticated?
>>33232729Dawg I'm in Canada lol
I only pretend to be British on the internet cause it's funny
Gotta stick to your sleep schedule to go bed at 8
>>33232726Evolution means that female fertility is extremely important and needs to be signaled, while men are limitless containers of coom. The burden of reproduction falls more heavily on the female side, so our biology is geared towards it much more than men’s “fire and forget”.
hi women,
best personality traits in a guy?
>>33231824M
Missionary. She pulled my dick into her and I motorboated her huge tits.
>>33232737You pretended to want a picnic with me on the cliffs of dover? I feel so betrayed I thought we had something special
>>33232727I looked him up, I don't go for old guys with beards at all
>>33231898A dealbreaker is best imo, honestly honesty helps so much.
>>33232738>while men are limitless containers of coomperfectly described
>>33232721>I have a theory that men become less attractive for a while after they coom, different body language and maybe pheromones, to indicate that they aren't ready right nowI counter this with the "after glow" argument, which some girls I've been with love to see the total relaxation and content I have after they've squeezed as much cum from me as possible.
>>33232730Depends on how busy I am, personally. In high activity periods, I’ll feel zero need for sex and even forget to eat, but when business is slow, I look for ways to pass the time. And right now, things are slooow.
>>33232737Anyway it seems to be normalfag hours ITT and I'm scared so I'm going bed, goodnight my maple syrup friend
>>33232735We'll still die dw it'll just give us more time to finish our puddings and chips and othersuch fruity concoctions
>>33232742I still do don't let distance divide us
Men, would you rather be Darmok or Jalad?
Women, you don't have to answer this one.
>>33232750Alright night bro
>>33232743But what about guys who are one with nature to the point where the run and play with the herds of deer and have seven straight days of stamina?
>>33232736After, I guess. I just did a quick google search. I don't really know his story that well. There is something romantic about being a feral tarzan man though.
>>33231824Missionary but didn't coom my first time. First time cooming was in prone bone.
>>33232737Where in Canada? BRITISH Columbia?!
It’s kind of cucked to keep the name of your old overseas owners, you know
>>33232752Wtf are Daesh and jihad
>>33232749Interesting, so similar to us (or me anyway). If I'm really busy with work, I have no interest in jerking off at all.
How often will you go at it during slow and relaxed times then? Once a day?
>>33232728I don't even know what to say with how sweet that is..
>>33232758Oh hell no but we do have London in our province
The paradox is that once you get over your ex, that’s when they crawl back to you 9 times out of 10, but by that point because you’ve gotten over them you no longer want them back. Aint that a kick in the pants?
>>33232758Yeah, imagine if England was named after some people from outside the British Isles.
>>33232762Kek, that doesn't even count as sex.
>>33232756Not for me. I want him introverted, naturally sophisticated, quiet type
>>33232762Really...
Did you do that because of porn?
>>33232760Once a day, yeah. Mostly out of habit. And it’s not like I feel the urge first, I have to decide to wind myself up.
>>33231826why did nobody give this a (You)? genuinely funny stuff...
>>33232748I mean like an hour after that
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>>33232761Mwah~
(I can't help but feel sarcasm in your response though)
>>33231824M
She had me lay down and then she rode me. It wasn't her first time, so she knew what she was doing.
>>33232751Fine, we can finish our chips and plum pudding and strawberry tarts, then we jump
>don't let distance divide usToo late, I'm cutting the rope, sayonara leaf boy
>>33232763please be in fake L O N D O N
>>33232759I don't remember the Star Trek episode where two towers collapse
>>33232767sweet, then I’m still a virgin
>>33232769yes, it was a meme position, but by god it worked
>>33232772Hmm, I'm not sure. I get pretty relaxed, but not unattractive, and spend more time doing just regular stuff with her (dinner, games, talking etc.
>>33232764Its funny because its true!
>>33232777>yes, it was a meme position, but by god it workedWere you basically dry humping or is that wet humping?
Are you a pillow humper?
Also do you only like women?
>>33232774There's none- I'm a sappy person
Like your picrel is too intense for me
>>33232770That's surprising. So it doesn't really come natural to you and you have to get in the mood out of habit? Is that a porn addition thing or something else?
>>33232748There’s a sense of pride in knowing that I’ve temporarily tamed a man’s bottomless libido :)
>>33232750https://youtu.be/LW6qGy3RtwY?si=B_Q3-ZRG_T3y9Yjg
Did you know that the most iconic surf tune is actually an old Greek song about having the hots for an Egyptian girl?
Also that there's a Japanese dub of KoTH?
https://youtu.be/0I2E1qqNLPQ?si=2CJHoziM950m4a4H
And that there's even more badass Tuareg music?
https://youtu.be/nhqk3bHmnk0?si=a6yOR_eGaV9NvDAj
Also that you'd love Nashville. Holy shit book at ticket RIGHT NOW.
https://youtu.be/92dezZCxer8?si=qVJm43RJIRlGVV0v
>>33232781wet humping with awkward leaning forward for groping and kissing
I only had 1 pillow growing up so I learned to leave it alone lol
I think I like men too, I just haven’t gotten an opportunity to try it
>>33232776Nooo who else are you gonna kill yourself with
I've never actually been there but there's nothing there kek. We also have silly British things like Scarborough and York.
To be fair I've never watched Star Trek so I didn't get the reference.
>>33232785Damn these are all straight bangers
Thanks for sharing
>book a ticketI have no money lol but looks cool
>>33232783Yeah. Again, this is while I’m single. When I’m dating, just seeing my guy is enough to get me halfway there. Otherwise, it’s a decision to load up an old favorite fanfic and spend an hour or so enjoying myself.
>>33232784My gf was absolutely gleeful the first time she made me cum twice in the same night, she was pretty giddy as soon as she saw the cum spurting and just kept smiling the whole time after i was done and said how proud she was.
>>33232537No. You know how you can tell? Just ask us.
If we want something to happen, you can be sure it won't happen.
>>33232774Keep the name, I’ve been wanting to filter you for months, disgusting faggot.
>>33232790Enjoy some joke Russian techno that is actually good while you're at it
https://youtu.be/72FAbKcNUUs?si=cilaWAWVVbdFE85x
>>33232791Actually pretty fascinating. Ever thought about kicking porn entirely and seeing what happens?
>>33232788>also have silly British things like Scarborough and YorkHeh, that's cool that you have your own
>who else are you gonna kill yourself withI shouldn't really drag anyone into it desu, plus it would be too difficult I think not to alert anyone along the way
>>33232798I’ve considered it, but then how would I spend my free time? Socializing and developing my hobbies? Growing as a person? Nah, too much work :P
Hi /atoga/. Just popping in to remind you that I'm getting married in about a month.
I really went from gooner to groom in a year's time and so can you. Just get the fuck off this website and find something worth living for.
>>33232797Lol I love playing hardbass when people are over and scaring the hoes
>>33232801Easier said than done, but I’m happy for you big bro
>>33232782Good, I hope you get stuck in it like a mosquito in amber and can't stop thinking about me.
>>33232795Damn you really hate me, thats crazy bro
>>33232752I still know where this is from in instant memory, but I can't remember who each of these people were. Or maybe it was never important. I pick Darmok because of the cooler name.
>>33232800>>33232801hilariously perfect sequence of posts
also hi JH.
>>33232800Well, yeah. It's what I'm trying to do since I think I was genuinely addicted to jerking off and porn. Sex is a lot more fun if you quit doing shit on your own for a while.
Do you use just your hands or have you started trying out toys too? I'm curious how the mind of a female masturbator operates.
>>33232801Congrats that's really lovely (: hope the wedding is awesome
>get the fuck off this website and find something worth living forTried that many times while taking hiatuses from here. For some of us it's impossible
>>33232802How about gogo?
https://youtu.be/9smJuhQzDH4?si=VlLTRKJkHeHDDaJS
>>33232800>>33232801>women are the gooners and men are going trad
>>33232801Good job. I wish I could find that, kek.
>>33232799Whatever happened to the whole atoga suicide cult thing
>>33232801>Just get the fuck off this website and find something worth living for.y-yeah haha i'll just do that
>
>>33232807>started trying out toys tooanon, you realize who you are chatting with right?
she literally owns dragon dildos. she has burned out at least one rabbit vibe. she uses a horse dildo. she literally cannot get off without toys.
>>33232810Damn that guitar is lush lol
Anyway I was supposed to try sleeping 8 hours ago damnit, later
>>33232806You've been busy lifemaxxing while JH is still here trying to become MKG's new side piece. How the turn tables.
>>33232815No, I didn't realize until someone said JH. I forget about trips and regulars and all that. Not that it matters to me anyway, I'm asking about what I'm curious to know.
>>33232787>wet humping with awkward leaning forward for groping and kissinghaha I can imagine as someone who has played twister
>I only had 1 pillow growing up so I learned to leave it alone lolLMFAO, maybe a sofa arm?
>I think I like men too, I just haven’t gotten an opportunity to try itWell good luck, I'm supportive of that, I just think it's harder to accomplish while staying safe as a woman.
>>33232813I'm hesitant to try and start another suicide cult ever since I got arrested thanks to some fucker ratting me out, but I'm still set on killing myself someday so if anybody else does want to join at the time and has the means to, they're more than welcome
>>33232809>hope the wedding is awesomeThe honeymoon is going to be even wilder. We're doing a week at an all-inclusive resort. Our room has a terrace with a hot tub on it and a day bed. It's so secluded nobody will be able to see us.
JH has the hardware to be perfect dream girl but that software is filled with viruses and pop up ads.
>>33232807I’ve only ever used my hands. Owning toys is a slippery slope I’m not willing to go down.
>>33232815Readjust your anon radar, buddy.
>>33232823Sounds really lovely, make the most of it
>>33232824she's not all that even. her voice is awful too
>>33232822Lol wtf. Was that a real thing at some point.
>>33232828Nah she sounds cute. Just that brain is busted wide open.
>>33232825jh no faking to cover your tracks, you're really bad at it
>>33232825>I’ve only ever used my hands. Owning toys is a slippery slope I’m not willing to go down.Mini vibrators seem popular enough with normie girls, so I'm surprised you don't have that at minimum. Do you prefer just going for your clit or do you finger yourself? This seems to vary a lot and I'm curious why.
>>33232824you could say that about almost anyone you retard, the only thing that matters is the software
>>33232831She sounds uncanny valley
>>33232822You said you were going to sleep, you Baptist cokehead pale nigger. Have more music as penance.
https://youtu.be/BT8XN9Mhrh8?si=CNCb649D5Bwq5x16
>>33232834Hell no faggot, body and looks do matter.
>>33232835Disagree, sounds like a cute bimbo.
do foids here SERIOUSLY own horse/knitted dog cock dildos? baka disgusting, gross, i want to talk to them
>>33232837Rule #1: QT always lies. If he says he's going to do something then he's not going to do it.
>>33232832It’s my first time being mistaken for her, so thanks for popping that particular cherry for me!
>>33232833Hm, just clit mostly. I try to avoid a mess. Wet fingers makes it hard to use a touch screen, haha.
>>33232840What if he says he's NOT going to do something
Should i take notes on my ladies so i dont forget things about them and offend them?
>>33232829>>33232830It wasn't in /ATOGA/ but yes
somebody ratted us out and the police came to my house (thankfully I was in the house alone at the time) and arrested me, I had to stay at a friend's
>>33232842Don't try to overthink it. Just go with the flow and accept that he'll always go back on his word. His ex found that out the hard way.
>>33232841>Hm, just clit mostly. I try to avoid a mess. Wet fingers makes it hard to use a touch screen, haha.Fair. Is that the only reason though? Or would you enjoy some penetration/fingering if that wasn't an issue?
>>33232841Just flick with one hand and swipe with the other. That's how I jack off.
>>33232838>body and looks those two are hugely influenced by the software, most people got decent hardware, how that hardware is used and maintained defines looks much more than what they are working with
>>33232844are you dumb? encouraging someone to self harm is reportable behavior
my god lol
>>33232842then he will do it
>>33232849Nta
I'm 5'4 as a guy, I'm basically a pentium and a gt 760. How's that for hardware.
>>33232848And pretend you're a disc jockey scratching records for an adoring audience to get in the groove.
>>33232854I said most people, fuck off gnome
Women, have you ever looked at a man like this?
Men, has a woman ever looked at you like this?
>>33232852I wasn't encouraging anyone to do anything, I just posted my own plan and someone ratted me out
>>33232849Yeah but there are different presets you start with and hers is one of my favorites. I’m saying I’d fuck her, that’s it.
>>33232838Nope keep simping malding anon
>>33232856They hate us cause they ain't us
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>>33232857probably, how would I know?
>>33232857Every girl does. I fuck them then they ghost me.
>>33232843Seems like a good idea, but be VERY careful not to let any of them see it.
>>33232847I just never had a reason to experiment with penetration when the outside does the job perfectly well.
>shrugging anime girl.jpgThis burger is headed to bed now, so thanks for the halfway decent thread <3
>>33232857M
Yes. Hey wait. I really am a sexy fucker.
>>33232861>simping Dude I basically said she’s only good for sex, that’s incredibly insulting, dumb fuck.
>>33232857I’m short and all men tower over me and I smile when I’m nervous, so yea
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>>33232840You're right desu I'm a worthless waste of space, I can't even trust myself lol
>>33232801I don't believe you. Women hate men.
>>33232857M, I dunno, probs not
>>33232857M
Yeah lmao. Idk why I’m masquerading as a loser nowadays
>>33232852Also
>are you dumb?Yes, but I was not in the right head at the time
This was also the period I got referred to something in the UK called "early intervention in psychosis" kek but they dropped the ball on that one
>>33232857>Men, has a woman ever looked at you like this?No. I don't believe it's possible.
Women whats a reason you swipe left other than not grabbing your attention?
>>33232877how could they possibly miss that enormously
>>33232879There are like 12 women on Earth who use dating apps, those women are not in this thread.
>>33232857Yes, its not as over as you may think it is.
Pacers are bad haha lol :(((
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Women
Is taking 30-60 minutes to orgasm during sexual activity a bad thing?
>>33232880How do you mean?
I did end up getting prescribed antipsychotics but the side effects are so awful I honestly just don't take them unless I'm going mental and having hallucinations
(Gonna try sleep now but will reply later)
>>33232888yeah lol, I an not your flashlight, fuck off pornbrain with clogged arteries
>>33232868You're the the dumb fuck
>>33232889you are always going mental and having hallucinations
>>33232891*fleshlight
god damn it
>>33232891Clogged arteries? My heart's in good health.
>>33232857M. No, i'm fuckin ugly.
>>33232894>always going mental and having hallucinationsTouche, but I think most people are just better at hiding it desu, I'm just more dramatic and thus get labelled as a crazy
>>33232893Please shut up!
Women, how would you react if your husband said this as is wedding vows?
>>33232369>>33232373
>>33232891>flashlightSpeaking of bangers
https://youtu.be/bWurqD68u70?si=4HxiEsrTzlIFl7Ja
>>33232900>labelled as lol
lmao even
>>33232895if your body is ok then it must be your brain thats fucked, either way, no thanks
>>33232904nag but furious because the wedding vows are fixed in the rubric of the rite of matrimony
>>33232908>my ego can't handle a the possibility of being outlastedTypical
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>>33232908Okay, thanks for the response anonette. I've actually never watched porn though except for one time my ex-girlfriend asked us to watch a hentai together. I just fap to my imagination.
>>33232904Pretty shitty to assume that she wouldn't love you as much as her 'first love.' I'm a guy but I loved my third love more than my first or second.
>>33232904fuck off with your cringe incel chatGPT bullshit
>>33232708Nah I don't like cuckold shit, it's just wish fulfillment bro
>>33232913I said nothing of porn
>>33232912my ego can, my body - not so much
>>33232916You called me pornbrain at the start desu
>>33232913>I've actually never watched pornI find this hard to believe
>>33232918Please!!!! You are harassing me and I am going to tell the 4chan police.
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>>3323288539.76587850864856, -86.1564537851244
>>3323291039.180765232394535, -86.5148964189604
>>33232908>lol>lmao evenI'm confused
>>33232931Based
Success stories in a place like this always feel like mockery or genuine out of touch.
>>33232931>Doxxing a public eventWhat's even the point
>>33232936Dw I'm sure you're not as much of a loser as me
>>33232937What you do with this information is up to you
One of the secret techniques of domesticating women is to outlast them in bed consistently
devastating news
just found out my notes to myself are so incoherent because i just talk to myself, it's the transcription of only one half of a conversation and like who the fuck is the second half hahahaha
foids wtf?
>>33232941don't worry
i have already sent the missiles of freedom to destroy those hamas terror gatherings
am israel hai
>>33232913No offense but I find it hard to believe that a Summer Pockets poster has had three girlfriends
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>>33232944Lmao
>>33232945This is why I also roleplay the second person when I have conversations with myself
>>33232948i unironically talk to myself in the second person, it's so over for me
>>33232936No shit, isn't that part of the premise of this thread?
>>33232952I also do this in public and get weird looks from people
So you might not be as fargone at least
>>33232936>>33232947the secret is that anyone can get a girlfriend in 2025, it just depends on how fat you are willing to go.
>>33232947That's nice. Not everyone is as shallow and determined to be as cool and normalfaggot at all times as ATOGA posters. There is, thankfully, a world out there of people who have more character and maturity than you do and aren't mentally 15 years old.
>>33232956>in 2025And 2008, 2015, and 2020. None of them were fat.
>>33232931>>33232937tbf it's not even like I hid where I took these. Holy Christ this took forever to post.
>>33232954oh but you don't understand anon, it isn't a "you need to do x y and z", it's a "we need to do x y and z".
WHO THE FUCK IS THE OTHER
WHO AM I TALKING TO AND WHY DOESN'T HE LISTEN BETTER
Gen z cant watch movies. They only have the attention span for fortnite and tiktok
>>33232965I literally watched Possession last Thursday
Would you fuck the Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? guy?
>>33232968Possessed by iphone?
>>33232956I’ll keep my lean physique, guess I’m volcel.
We're reaching levels of "it's over" that shouldn't even be possible
>>33232945mh yes, the ego talking to the consciousness and thinking it‘s monologue needs recording
a real classic
>>33232965and? whats the point of watching movies
>erm ackschually I need me my escapist bed time stories lasting 1,5 hours because reasons >erm ackschually I need me my ((profound insights)) to be nested into narrative because I can not bear them in pure distilled form ok grandpa
>>33232931This is exactly why I didn't post the picture of the moon I took the other day.
Why dont women want to be loved? They all want to be cucked slapped and pounded.
I want to cum inside a foid so fucking bad it's unreal. I can't stop thinking about it. I am going insane.
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>>33232994idk what that means
>>33232995Idk what you called
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>>33232995Mildly racist post.
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I hate relic farming so goddamn much.
>>33233003>relic farming is that an euphemism for existence?
Has anyone here tried speed dating, or any sort of inorganic in-person singles event? I feel like if I were in a room with like 20 people I could get a feel for who I'm vibing with basically instantly, compared to however many months it'd take to individually match and meet up with that many people over an app, and then individually spending a whole date with all of them even though you might realise the vibe is off as soon as you meet in person
The apps just seem so dumb, and it seems like everyone hates them. But since speed dating hasn't made a comeback, idk, maybe it's even worse lol
>>33233002True it wasn’t about Alb*nians.
>>33232965We grew up on 5 hour podcasts, we binge 200 episode YouTube playlist. We don’t watch a movie, we watch like 15 of them in a row because of things like Marvel. Millennials whine all the time about how they miss the outside and how phones have too many apps, sit down gramps
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>>33233006please stop using such foul language
>>33233008this, lol
zoomers watch a season of a show in one day
>>33233002I love that pic
>>33233011yes, popping out inverted nipples
>>33233005I had the chance once but this black lady said I was too hot it would ruin the event for the rest of them, made me feel bad. Apps are better
>>33232992This level of sexual frustration is killing me.
>>33232824>girlshe's going through menopause atm
>>33233012he loves his momma
>>33232965Elder millennial and honestly I've lost my ability to watch movies too.
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>>33233009Sorry please take this meme as a token of my sincerest apologies.
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>>33233012it's not lore accurate
>tfw have death grip and thought i felt good sensitivity today and came inside my fwbs pussy but it felt like a weak orgasm but then in went home and jo'd and busted a massive nut
>>33233013Heh. The metaphor doesn't really work, but funny.
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>>33233023this feels like I am getting cheated
>>33233028>be sex haver>addicted to masturbating insteadThe absolute state of normies.
I would never jerk off by myself if I had a gf.
>>33233018what doesn’t kill you make you stronger
>>33233034It's killing me tho...
One day, I will have sex.
>>33233033he said fwb not gf
that means she's fat and 30+
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>>33233032I apologize for my meme loot has run dry.
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>>33233038I hate the concept of fwb. But that's a separate thing.
Still access to sex.
>>33232879No bio, bad photos
>>33233046What constitutes bad photos and good photos?
>>33233044access to sex with a fat ugly old women with a yeast infection who also fucks black guys every night after you leave
>>33233050Why are you retarded?
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>>33233042The best I can offer is a thirst trap photo I took.
>>33233044>>33233048Being fat ugly and poor
Being fit hot and rich
>>33233048It’s good when they include friends and hobbies. Not just a workout/shirtless photo
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>>33233057Guys don't really take photos with people, it's just not our thing. No guy ever goes "hey lets get a picture" or anything like that, it's weird.
Who was in the wrong?
https://youtu.be/IdyXKJ8NcNI
>>33232868Ugly women like JH with a pathological hatred for cum are not good for sex. Unless you are a masochist seeking a humiliation ritual.
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>>33233059Erm I’m shy :3 I have no abs.
>>33233060Plenty of guys doing that
How do I condition myself against yelling?
>>33233060I don't take pictures of myself because I'm ugly.
Have I told you guys how lonely I am and how badly I want a gf?
>>33233074Just stop yelling.
>>33233064And she has HPV
>>33233064She hates it but she wants to take some loads to get pregnant (or she did for a while, sounds like her latest dude broke up with her).
>>33233085No, I mean yelling around me. Someone came in and yelled at someone and it really made me anxious.
Women, where have you had sex other than a couch or a bed?
last nignt i dreamt that somebody loved me
>>33233093Because of the loud noise? Ask them once to kindly keep the volume down. Otherwise there's not much to do but distance yourself from disagreeable people, or wear headphones or earplugs. My job practically forced me to listen to music while I worked to not get annoyed at all the noise around me.
>>33233102Floor, chair, table, car
>>33233109Best song on their worst album.
>>33233085you can't. exposure therapy maybe. but you can't.
>>33233119according to morrissey, their best. i think their first was their weakest myself
>>33233123Meat Is Murder and The Queen were easily their best, but their last album was their all time worst and their debut was good but not amazing.
last night i dreamt that somebody mildly liked me
>>33233125no arguments about their middle two.
anyone here want to adopt a cat?
A little stray one found her way into my yard, seems like 6 weeks old so its pocket sized.
I cant keep her because my other cat is already getting jealous
>>33231727 (OP)Femanon, your husband is going on a work trip for a week, and he wants you to wear a chastity belt during. Would you agree to it?
State gender and age.
What generation do you hate the most, and why?
>>33233138M26
On one hand boomers are the most selfish people on the planet.
On the other hand millennials are the most annoying people on the planet.
I think boomers because they raised millennials.
>>33233138M
From worst to best:
Millennials
Boomers
Silent gen
Zoomers
Gen x
>leave for 1,5h
>come back
>20 new posts
lol
>>33233138F
I don‘t hate any generation, I dislike annoying people from all ages.
>>33233143>Too late for Americans>Too early for EurosI miss when Australians would come here during this time, feels like they all left.
>>33233136>anyone here want to adopt a cat?>A little stray one found her way into my yard, seems like 6 weeks old so its pocket sized.>I cant keep her because my other cat is already getting jealousI can't, but I'll bump this.
Dating women is so fucking tiring. I hate that there's this cultural perception that as a woman you have to put in zero effort in dating or you're a losing or something, it's like you're constantly trying to pull a tooth even though they're clearly interested.
>>33233150>they're clearly interested.How can you tell?
sleeping without a fan seems demented to me. you're basically asking to be woken up by the slightest disturbances.
>>33233152these people don't know how to worry
>tfw no bf to eat the farts from my ass
>>33233155Farts aren't solid.
>>33233155you're a disgusting person and deserve to die alone
>>33233138Fuck generational divides.
Femanons, would you bite a moid?
>>33233152>worries about slight disturbances>decides to sleep with a constant disturbance
>>33233118>FloorThat seems so uncomfortable. Do you put a blanket down or something?
Is it worth giving dating apps another try? I've had nothing but bad experiences
Yes I'm m obviously
>>33233162man is not a rational animal
>>33233164If you're male then obviously the apps aren't worth it.
>>33233164do I really have to remind you of the definition of insanity?
oh wow, place really quieted down.
>>33233160yes and i did earlier
>>33233170>>33233168I'm just so tired of being lonely
>>33233173no qt blogposting tonight
>>33233175F. wanna eat my farts?
>>33233175apps won‘t help with that
>>33233173everyone at work or asleep
>>33233143ask interesting questions
>>33231755that isnt my competition. actually love isnt a competition at all so
>>33231744men who like anal usually have small dicks and bad attitudes so yes it would
>>33233180what will you give me?
is there hope for the future?
who made the mine owner?
who robbed the miner?
>>33233177No, I just want to go on a nice date with a nice lady!
>>33232984you gave this ego a giggle, an egoggle, thank you
>>33233174Earlier today? Lucky dude.
>>33233182jokes on you, i have a small dick, hate anal, and have an INFECTIOUSLY positive attitude. i would slip right under your radar...
>>33233175what else do you bring to the table?
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>women are only worth it if you project your fantasies on to them from a distance
t. Friedrich Incel
y/n?
>>33233138Male, 31
Boomers are the worst by far. Millennials are a distant second.
>>33231920blue collar men work physical jobs. they are practical, hardworking, and skilled. it isn't an aesthetic thing.
>>33233185i will egoggle your behind with this slipper
>>33233190true, verily. women are not even shallow
>>33233195>mfw nietzsche was an oneitis waifu simp nice
I've started unreal posting IRL, everytime someone complains about something relationship related I just go "Unreal" and when they go "huh?" I double down with "unreal man, that's so weird"
Funniest shit ever
>>33233199lmao insanely based
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This post is directed towards both genders. Anyone is welcome to weigh in.
My perspective is essentially that hyper feminine society kind of forces men to react with hyper masculinity. And not in a childish “this will show them” sort of rebellious tantrum. But rather by necessity. The first fact that I have to grapple with is that modern women don’t need me in their lives. I have no utility like my grandpa used to have. That means that women essentially view me as a “value add” to their existing lives. I am desirable only to the extent that I entertain and excite. If I am boring, I’ll just be tossed out. Well my non threatening nerd personality is inherently boring and unexciting. So what can I do realistically? Well I think my best bet is to work out and get super fit and productive. I have to be hyper masculine because that’s what women tend to find exciting. What else can I do? If you add on to that the reality of hypergamy, in order to get noticed my personality also has to be super loud and assertive, bordering on performative.
But this has some downstream effects on my politics and my worldview. If I already have to work so hard to conform to your desires and demands in order to just get my basic human needs met, why on earth would I ever vote for more of the same? Perhaps the ballot box is the last place where I really have agency. And if I’ve already worked on myself thus far to become more masculine, why wouldn’t I want society to better reflect my existence?
>>33233163No time, passion took over
>>33233201If you complain asshollish common behaviour I act as if it's the first time I've heard about it. For example if you've had a bad date
>>33233199don't forget to hit em with the occasional "thats fuckin crazy"
>>33233194that's fuckin crazy bro tmpah tmaph vxytd
>>33233202>Perhaps the ballot box is the last place I really have agencycome on, man
>>33233151>How can you tell?This? How the hell can you tell? If you add on the comical social anxiety of the average zoomer girl it’s really hard sometimes
>>33233208Ballot box is probably a poor choice of words. The political system at large is more of what I had in mind one way or the other.
Anyhow, the meagreness of even that consolation is kind of the point.
>>33233199This is a great idea. I might just steal it from you
>>33233199>what's the fundamental reason modern games are slop?Unreal.
>>33233212True. That’s so weird bro.
>>33233202anon, how old are you
>>33233202aren’t you tired of rambling the same bullshit. Build your life for YOU. Or Level up your game and become worthwhile addition for a woman to choose you or stop complaining
>>3323321421
Why does it matter?
>>33233210if you're looking for consolation, just be assured that almost everyone is as dismayed by things as you are. you may just be more conscious of it. very, very few people are optimistic. any sense of the future as a cheery prospect has pretty much vanished.
Anyone else noticed a substantial decrease in BNWO posting after recent events in the Levant?
>>33233216age always matters. do you plan on not developing at all your whole life?
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>>33233215I am doing my best to level up and be my best self. There is nothing left to do at this point. What my point was about is how doing that is starting to fundamentally shift who I am as a person and my viewpoints on how things should be. Once I’m at my best I won’t accept being pushed around anymore. I’ve done my dues
with how things are going, I hope the human race dies off. I find it fucking hilarious to see all the incels rage about the demographics, births and “muh legacy”
like stfu you’re no kind or nobleman to leave off a “legacy” shut the fuck up because you know your only job in the human race is to cum out see but you won’t be there to raise an actual human.
>>33233223> There is nothing left to do at this pointThere is nothing ELSE* left to do at this point.
Femanons what do you smell like?
>>33233223>Once I’m at my best I won’t accept being pushed around anymore. I’ve done my duesyou tell em king!!
>>33233222I plan on working a lot and reaching my best potential with the skills I have.
>>33233202f
>hyper feminine society kind of forces men to react with hyper masculinityabsolutely, but I think thats even still looking at it too narrowly
a civilization that has gotten too feminine (glorification of empathy, welfare, no man left behind, everyone should be the main character of their life, all needs for abundance and safety are already taken care of by the state without even having to make a valuable contribution - thus human connection becomes just another escapist entertainment to consume and so if it infringes on ones comfort by asking for self sacrificing even in the most minimal way instead of adding excitement and pleasure, it immediately gets thrown away, etc) inevitably leads to hollowing out and undermining the very structures that first allowed this kind of ego driven entitlement of the individuum and this decadence of comfort to come to life
i agree that feminism was an early symptom of this fragmentation, where man became obsolete and merely decoration and why would you bother with anything but perfect if you don‘t need it and just want it for fun when you feel like it? i think the whole redpill/MGTOW/incel movement is the logical continuation of this process where men say they don‘t need women either (hence the constant trying to get a rise our of women by ideas like women hitting the wall at 21, artificial wombs, practice gf‘s, AI gf‘s, etc) and thus dethrone them to mere objects to play with too
this whole situation is not stable in any way since it leads to inhuman pressure on everyone to perform for perfection or get left on the shelf and it also leads to total collapse of birth rates, not only because people would rather be alone than to settle for less than perfect but also because kids by definition demand sacrifices from the parents on their time and resources and the more people feel entitled to total comfort at all times, the less they are willing to raise kids
>>33233234so an empire that grants it‘s people too much safety and abundance for too long commits slow suicide because people get too self absorbed to even reproduce anymore, let alone cohabit peacefully pther than everyone sitting in their own room in front of their own screen, consuming perfectly curated content based on elaborate algorithms designed for maximum enjoyment and satisfaction at all times
inevitably this leads to collapse and collapse once again prepares fertile ground for masculine energy to take root
we‘ve seen it before and it will happen again, empires rise and fall and we are no exception to that
/yap
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>>33233234>leads to total collapse of birth rateswho the fuck cares
>>33233239i never said anyone should care
collapse is imminent and unavoidable, grab some popcorn and get comfy
>>33233216>>33233217trying to get a better gauge of your mindset and where you're coming from before i write a whole thing out
the biggest flaw in your post is in its assumptions here
>The first fact that I have to grapple with is that modern women don’t need me in their lives.women don't live in a world where they don't need men to be happy, but rather they live in a world where they are convinced and programmed to think they don't need men to be happy. those are two very, very different things. you are also participating in this great lie, as you're convinced that women don't need men to be happy anymore.
we often imagine our humanity distorting the world when it is, in fact, the world that distorts the human. here's a reality check for you: "modern" women are the same as they were for your parents, your grandparents, their grandparents, THEIR grandparents, so on and so forth for tens of thousands of years. no aspect of that has changed. do you understand what i'm telling you, anon?
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>>33233234>>33233236I appreciate your response. I get tempted by radical ideologies because I think my ego is too large to accept that my fate is in the hands of other people who definitely don’t have my best interests in mind. If society is a series of power relationships I don’t want to be at the mercy of others
>>33233242and how do you plan to escape their grip over you?
>>33233243>>33233241Sorry guys I’ll have to come back to this later. Work called me in early. Thank you for taking the time
>>33233234>no man left behind,That's not a feminine ideal, if anything that's a masculine ideal.
It ensures you can count on your brothers in arms.
>>33233245i have more wisdom i want to share with you anon, mention this in a future thread and i'll get back to you, maybe if i see it
>>33233246yeah ofc, you could frame it as loyalty, but the issue with this glorified empathy in decaying civilizations is that everyone thinks this empathy should solely be something that is offered to them, certainly not by them to others if it causes them any loss of comfort in any way
thats the issue with these things, at their core they are not bad or wrong, they arise from good intentions but they get too overpowered and misguided and instead of helpful values they become destructive forces
>>33233247I'm not him but you have anymore wisdom to share?
M
Hardships in life motivate me to move on. If I fail I know there's a lesson to be learned or I need to improve myself.
I've been struggling my whole life, only had few years to enjoy life. I guess if you count school then school wasn't too hard. Even for being a poorfag.
I think, if i'm being honest, I'd be fine with just having a cute and nice bimbo around me.
Of course I am not good enough for her, but I'm just fantasizing a bit...
>>33233241>women don't live in a world where they don't need men to be happy, but rather they live in a world where they are convinced and programmed to think they don't need men to be happy. those are two very, very different things. the thing is… women don’t need men for happiness nor men need women. A relationship is an addition in life. Not a need. A need is hunger. Thirst. If you don’t eat for a certain amount of time you die, same with thirst. A man can live alone his whole life without a woman, and vice versa. The way they live their lives is dependent on how they choose to live it. It seems women are more comfortable being alone because they know how to live in community. They seek to fill themselves with purpose, ambition, drive. They pour themselves with life and love for life.
Men.. on the other hand seem to struggle with that. Only a small amount of men really pride themselves in building a life for themselves which ironically attracts women. The rest don’t do anything for themselves. And they haven’t caught on the reality that things are not like before anymore and they won’t be anymore. They year for a patriarchal society under the name of tradition because it gives them a sense of control, of being able to know what’s in store for them. Power, property, “legacy”, wife, children. Which is usually taken at the expense of others.
Just tell me what's wrong. Don't go out of your way making shit up. I'll understand.
>>33233241>the world distorts the humanhow do you square that with the claim that modern women are the same as past generations of women? assuming that distortion is relatively constant
For me a dealbreaker would be if she got fat and doesn't care about it.
people who post concerts they've been to on their social media--what's their point?
>>33233252>They year for a patriarchal society under the name of tradition because it gives them a sense of control, of being able to know what’s in store for them. Power, property, “legacy”, wife, children. Which is usually taken at the expense of others.Which explains the rise of many young men more interested in traditionalist views and pipelines. They don’t know what to do with themselves. Instead of doing the internal work
>>33233239>who the fuck caresOur entire civilization is based on credit and debt. Institutions are able to lend money because they know there will be someone to pay them back.
>>33233261well let the human race die
>>33233263when it’s my time, of course:3
M
Socializing. People can talk their way up the success ladder. That's why we often see people lacking competence in high positions.
Actually, I know a case a friend told me about. He said there's a coworker (programmer) in his office who knows his stuff, he does the job. But he'll be stuck in his current position because he's pretty much don't talk to anyone. And it's very hard to communicate with him.
Poor bastard
Lonely women can't exist because otherwise they'd wear getups like this
Wish I wouldn't have this ability of developing feelings for women fast. It takes a week or less to get lovestruck symptoms.
>>33233265When your time comes you won't have a choice.
I say be overthrow the billionaires, transcend the bonds of mortality, and colonize the galaxy instead.
>>33233272nta but for what? you might be able to leave behind earth but not humanity
>>33233268being incompetent at your job is really a way of networking. it helps get others involved in what you're doing (poorly). you make alliances. if you don't need assistance, you're basically shooting yourself in the foot.
>>33233252there's a pretty big difference between what we tell ourselves we need, and our rationalization of our existence, vs. what we actually need. you might be fairly unsurprised if i tell you the former and the latter are oftentimes very different things because we can only ever rationalize our values, we can't explain them OR predict them ahead of time. this is an aside; but the main point is that the stories we tell ourselves that help us make sense of things is usually bullshit, and it's bullshit that's very, very hard to be wary of because our existence is generally perceived AS symbols e.g. stories.
one of the first things you should know is that love is always built. always. there is no right person. there's like fundamentally incompatible temperaments, maybe, but by and large we are far, far more compatible with the average person than we would believe, part of that also hinging on the narratives we tell ourselves ("i have to/will work best with/etc. date someone that has xyz interests and personality traits"), and then we will go an extra crazy step and start coming up with distorted standards from a simulated distorted person. i need to be rich, i need to be hypermasculine, i need to be this or that dumb bullshit. it's utter insanity. look at this detailed whole-ass worldview you came up with to try and rationalize all of this shit you see, and tell me you are not insane. it is utterly schizophrenic
>>33233271That just means your love isn't worth much, since it's so easy to get.
M
Improving yourself is always a good thing. Anyone saying otherwise lacks discipline to do so.
Guys, why are stars with strong Helium 2 absorption Jewish?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_classification#Spectral_peculiarities
>>33233255is the ice that's been shaped into a cube less ice because it is now cube shaped? there's nothing to square, really. i can see how what i'm saying might be confusing, though, so i'll spell out what i mean a bit clearer: there's nothing fundamentally different about the problem of dating now vs. dating at any other time. a lot of people approach dating in the context of the perceived game, they'll invent whole lonely identities around it actually instead of just eyeing the bigger picture and bending the rules a little bit, or a lotta bit. they don't want to hear this though. if you think in terms of chad, stacy, sexual market value, you probably aren't equipped to comprehend the fire that produces your dancing shadows. you feelin me? i'm not talking you specifically btw
>>33233278>rationalize all of this shit you see, and tell me you are not insane. it is utterly schizophrenicuses insult as response, of course
Your right. My love is worthless, that's why I avoid dating.
>>33233291and they say men are not emotional!
anger is an emotion and a BIG one. Men haven’t awakened to the reality of what they are yet and it shows in their incely posts larping as some philosophical big question
>>33233291that's right, so you can conveniently ignore everything i say. the show must go on, as they say, right? wouldn't want to accidentally awaken you from your nightmare?
>>33233293I didn't know Julian was black.
That must be a picture of Swiss he's holding.
>>33233303what nightmare? what the fuck are on you on?
>>33233310your world, anon, your world is the nightmare, and it isn't THE world but YOUR world. you've trapped yourself in an awfully sad story, so far as i can tell
>>33233164Give it a go if you want
Worst case scenario you don't have any luck
Just spend like a few mins a day swiping/messaging or whatever
I had better experiences dating girls from dating apps (granted this was years ago but still) than ones I met IRL and I'll die on this hill
>long nose tribe preoccupied
>4chan comes to a screeching halt
really makes you think
>>33233176Kek
I'm pissing rn
>>33233326pls keep pissing until you are nothing but an empty sack of skin
>>33233327GOD DAMN I FORGOT TO BUY MILK
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS MISSING
>>33233288>is the ice that's been shaped into a cube less ice because it is now cube shapedhm. i would say conventions of dating, relationships in general, the whole reason why they exist in the first place, would be more comparable to role of the cube in your analogy rather than to the ice. you're equating here something essential with something inessential and then saying insofar as the one doesn't change then all changes in the other are negligible. but how else is human nature supposed to reveal itself in society if not by societal conventions?
>>33233269Sexo
>>33232957OK let me rephrase: can't believe this autist who can't take a joke had 3 gfs. Sodding christ
>>33233310Just ignore it.
>>33233199Based
I also use "brootal" often IRL
>>33233330ha ha, you fucking dolt
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>>33233296Anger is an only permitted masculine emotion, though
The rest are for sissies
State gender
Do I suppress or express my feelings and anger as a male?
Femanons, this could be us. https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750041185057397.mp4
>>33233268Normies gonna norm
>>33233337fr
I still have some left but man
>>33233340this feels weirdly dystopian
>>33233328>you are nothing but an empty sack of skinI feel like this already though
>>33233339Personally I think life is too short to repress
Time and place tho
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>>33233339f
depends on what your end goal is
>>33233269I'm not tall, white, or a tittymonster, so O can't pull that off.
I will dissipate my cum in your ass.
>>33233348Cool pic. Downloaded it.
>>33233349just - what human sexuality has been reduced to
feels sanitized and soulless, could as well be a recipe video
>>33233353They're a real couple though?
>>33233356and? that makes it worse
imagine turning what should be something bonding into a product
>>33233338https://youtu.be/0s4iB-TsPqY
Based scene
>>33230065>>33232270tfw Danny G from Smethwick mogs all of ATOGA
>>33233331the ice is the need to love and be loved romantically, the cube is everything else.
people form ideas about what every aspect of those things mean. they'll come up with all kinds of ideas of what loving someone ought to be, what being loved ought to be, what kind of person they are willing to love (and what kind of person THEY need to be in order to be loved, and you bet the answer to that is sad every time). in other words, people look at ice cubes, and their natural response is to say "crazy, how cubical ice is. there is not a squarer thing on this earth than ice." they will invent entire mythologies about ice blocks. hyperborean pyramids, once dotting the siberian northscape, now in ruins at the below an ocean that has flooded an atlantean parish. and they do all this because they look at an ice cube and think, cube! when really, they should be looking at ice. and wondering what they can do with ice. that's what people aren't understanding. you think in terms of cube, i'm saying - pleading, really - think in terms of ice
>>33233339First you have to ask yourself if your anger is justified.
A lot of anger isn't and comes from being emotionally immature.
>>33233367Elder Scrolls 6 is going to fucking suck :(
>>33233369Elder Scrolls always sucked
>>33233339you should express every emotion, not just anger.
>>33233365Your reliance on exhortation here, people *should* do these things, people *should* think this way, already assumes that human nature is not the decisive factor at work in all this
>>33233339Just because you experience an emotion doesn't mean you have to act like a sperg about it.
Someone who doesn't punch hole in walls isn't 'not feeling anger' they're just not sperging out over it.
>>33233365qt on hallucinogens today?
>>33233374sure, it's not THE decisive factor. never said it was. it's a factor, among many, though people like to pretend it isn't a factor at all when it's convenient for them, or it's the biggest factor (also when convenient for them). and that's okay, it's rough being saddled with a desire for responsibility and a corresponding need to never be responsible for anything bad.
of course, a reliance on word games and attempted gotchas isn't an honest way of dealing with the ideas i'm saying. as if words and symbols aren't to ideas and concepts like a shadow is to some shape.
>>33233379does qt do anything else except drink in public and break women's hearts?
>>33233339On 4chan you can express anger and other emotions quite freely. It feels good.
>>33233383he also smokes in public
>>33233383cut dei writs and masturbate to lactation porn
>>33233371What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
>>33233387>lactation pornhonestly based, if we're being real. can we be real for just a minute, please?
>>33233379https://voca.ro/1mhCvJO33xXC
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>>33233390no realness to be has here, terribly sorry
>>33233387Today I learned lactation porn is a thing. I guess it makes sense, given how obsessed men are about tits in general.
>>33233339>Do I suppress or express my feelings and anger as a male?M
Express
Women, would you have a moid cuddle buddy? Assuming no sex.
>>33233391qt im gonna be so real w you right now. i have never, and will never, click on a link that brings me outside of 4chan
>>33233396I've heard of pregnant porn, but I figured that was more about the belly than the milk.
>>33233399yes, i've done this before it was nice
>>33233403humans have pornified every single aspect of existence
>>33233399>Assuming no sexFuck no.
>>33233403where's the punchline
>>33233395oh boy, just wait until you learn about mantis nipple-eating porn
>>33233406Is there 4chan porn? Would some guy jerk off to me tapping away on my phone shitposting?
>>33233408It was a statement, not a joke.
>>33233395I suggest you lookup Katerina Hartlova x Shione Cooper
>>33233409I don't like this conversation anymore. I'm going to work.
>>33233410>Is there 4chan porn? yeah
>Would some guy jerk off to me tapping away on my phone shitposting?100%, they would even pay for it
>>33233414you're gonna have to have much thicker skin if ya wanna hang around these parts, lad
>>33233411I don't think I want to.
>>33233416How would anyone enjoy that? It's not like I'd be typing with my feet or something.
>>33233417I don't do well with nipple stuff, experiencing or even thinking about it.
>>33233413>kys pedoOh, is that JH? I heard the news on a different thread.
>>33233418>How would anyone enjoy that?Humiliation fetish of being ignored, probably fantasizing about being stripped naked and forced to masturbate whilst you shitpost and ignore them.
>>33233414Wait wait wait... surely you have seen the anal eels at least?
>>33233339M
Time and place and how you express it. I either blow out entirely in a video game or during my peak periods of stress during work, I'd just drive out to the middle of nowhere and go nuts in a field for a while until I was exhausted. Point is, nobody ever saw it.
>>33233420How about shitting dick nipples?
>>33233420well. sorry lmao idk what to tell ya, some ppl are into weird shit :|
>>33233422I guess that makes sense.
>>33233423The Japanese one? Duh.
>>33233410>Would some guy jerk off to me tapping away on my phone shitposting?Depends on if you video record your hands and got nice nails.
Maybe say some stuff inbetween.
>>33233428Of course, that goes without saying, it's always the Japanese.
>>33233427>talking about yourself in third person
>>33233410>It was a statement, not a joke.now i've heard of pregnant porn, but this is outrageous!
>JH pretending to not know about lactation porn was NOT on my june bingo
>>33233433i talk to myself in the second person using the royal we, as established here
>>33232963
state gender and list top 5 things on your june bingo that have not yet happened but will soon happen (two more weeks of june left)
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I dreamt that I was eating crabs.
It was nice.
Tasted amazing too.
>>33233435You can't fuck milk. It's an abstract fetish and seemingly difficult to make content for. Unless lactation porn is literally just videos of mothers pumping like normal.
>>33233440come on, you are the resident pregnancy obsessed mega coomer, drop the larp already
>>33232343ya want sum m8 https://voca.ro/1ozurOXgKDAc
>>33233438>two more weeks of june leftShit don't remind me anon
Idk I don't really play bingo
>>33233438>june bingo that have not yet happened but will soon happenM
I will get my first girlfriend
I will get my first hand holding
I will get my first kiss
I will lose my virginity
I will win the lottery
I am only interested in girls who are way above my league. The problem is that I look like shit and I come from a dirty poor peasant background, but I have a high IQ and a PhD, (but not yet the matching 6 figure job).
I was shopping the other day, and there was this girl with her parents. They were German tourists (my hometown is a tourist resort) and I guess she was either the youngest or a single child. Prototypical middle class family.
The girl, was just a normal German girl but quite attractive, although not overly so. What I liked about her is really just the absence of modern poison: tattoos, piercings and all that ugly shit. She was dressed in a very normal green sundress and her trainers on.
I instantly fell in love. But I have no chance with a girl like that. OTOH, I get lots of girls trying to catch my attention but I am honestly not even interested enough in pursuing them to get my dick wet. Literally zero interest.
>>33233387Try doing both at the same time
Tbqhfamalam I feel like anger is the strongest emotion I have that motivates me.
>>33233438F
>Iran will bend the knee beg for mercy and hand their nukes to israel>big nose tribe immediately violates their part of the deal but nobody bats an eye>trump takes back everything he said, calls back ICE >everything goes back to normal >repeat after me: NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>33233450strawberry and cream
>>33233449>What I liked about her is really just the absence of modern poison: tattoos, piercings and all that ugly shit. She was dressed in a very normal green sundress and her trainers on.>I instantly fell in love.The STEM autist has immediately fallen in love with the "pure" trad barely legal girl with her family at the supermarket
>>33233449[unsubscribe to the whiner blog]
>>33233454>Iran will bend the knee beg for mercy and hand their nukes to israelThis but the nukes are armed and get detonated once they arrive.
>>33233455That reminds me of when I drank milk with lemon juice and ketchup once for a laugh
Do not recommend
>>33233460>curdled tomato udder secretions pass
>>33233456>barely legalNo, she was mid 20s at least. See this is why it is hard to explain attraction. It's all down to context.
The fact that she was with her parents at that age was also a factor of attraction for me.
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>>33233452Based, I'm the same way
>>33233462You liked the fact she still lived/holidayed with her parents in her mid 20s? Do you want to become her surrogate father or something?
>>33233467It's just a different way of life. You cannot understand.
>>33232460>the only real love that exists is homosexual love between 2 menhappy pride!
>>33233477Yeah, I'm gay, so what?
>>33233463I bet we'll get a false flag, probably on the 4th of July.
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>>33233482its all so tiresome
How are single girls real when even before internet made dating easy plain, chubby girls found dates?
>>33233488Wanna rephrase that without having your dick in one hand?
>>33233488>plain, chubby girlBro is back on his trolling
>>33233492She's pretty much the definition of it
>>33233494She's not "chubby", she's a normal weight and she's really pretty kek, you are chatting mad shit
Is it gay to fuck twink in a butt but you imagine he's a girl and you're having anal with her?
>>33233495Anon look at the lower part of the picture kek
>Really prettyMost mid girls are really really pretty when they smile
>>33233488M
Trust issues, probably
I can relate to that
>>33233496Yes, if you know it's a twink
No, if you were tricked
>>33233497Nooo she's not photoshopped or using modern 2025 filters or sucking in her perfectly normal belly fat noooooooooo.
>>33233505What if I tricked myself
>>33233492probably that stupid anorexic bitch larping again. honey no one wants to fucn you because you look like a pile of sticks
>>33233508Tard, but not gay
>>33233494i love eating cheesecake, what is your favorite dessert?
moids, what is the best way to consume a lot of calories fast?
>>33233506I have a stomach like that and I see it as fat kek.
>Normal belly fatMost people are chubby and that's okay
>>33233509I'm just a moid
majority of men get horny when something looks sexy enough no matter what the context is. this terrifies women.
What does it mean when a woman simply does not love a man?
>>33233512Cum straight from the source
>>33233497And? That's a normal amount of stomach fat
She is definitely above average looks
>>33233506This lol
>>33233522Why not just a stranger on the street?
>>33233383I'm out of alcohol and am broke, looks like it's gonna be a booze and food-free day
Still have some cigarettes so I can smoke in public at least
>>33231824F doggy in woods behind my middle school
sometimes when i’m with her, i get this feeling as if im high, colors become very vivid. still i don’t know if im in love and what im supposed to feel 2 months in. what feeling should one have when you decide to become official?
>>33233509Nah this "average/mid" girl trolling has been going on much longer lol
>>33233399>no sexWhat’s the point in that?
>>33233383Feels like a culture shock desu going from having a good job, having a gf, going out a lot and volunteering etc. to going back to being a depressed alcoholic broke NEET in less than a week
My ex seems to be doing well at least, did really well on her college course, has another niece on the way, on a beach vacation with her friends etc.
I’m at a crossroads. I could either find a rental on my own, have my own place but also lose like over 50% of my paycheck on cost of living, or, I could find a rental with my mum and save money, but of course I would be a 26 yr old M who still lives with his mum. It would only be for a year but I’m pretty fucken lonely and I feel like loads of women get the giga-ick from a 26 yr old guy living with his mum (even tho housing in current year is fucked)
That said though, I feel like it’d be more mentally healthy to not give a fuck about that
>>33233541and all that just because you could not keep your hands off the alcohol jew lol
hope you are proud of yourself
>>33231824F. Cowgirl, then missionary when I got tired.
>>33233269F those are the type of characters I make in blender
>>33233546You should make us ITT.
>>33233543Are you in the UK? I feel like this is very common now for mid 20s desu, and presumably it helps your mum out too
Mum > hoes desu
Girls, any advice? What I learned from this was:
>dont be a creep
>im attractive enough to get my foot in the door despite being 5'6
>my childlike personality resonates with tomboys
>be me
>outside a dining facility on a tuesday
>randomly scream "NIN HAO"
>this navy girl says hello
>go inside the dfac to scan my id
>about to rejoin the line
>go up to her instead
>start talking about random stuff
>her: "is there a reason why youre telling me this?"
>me: "no reason i just tell everyone this"
>30 seconds of conversation later
>Me: "okay fine you can smell it off me can i add you on teams? (yes microsoft teams kek)"
>send her a freaking screenshot of me asking chatgpt how to ask her out
>we agree on sunday
>we continue to text throughout the week, we seem to get along as we did in person
>come sunday
>go to the minimall
>for some reason decide its a good idea to put foundation on my face
>never ask "hey are we still good for sunday?"
>for some reason decide to hangout at the navy smokepit sunday
>randomly see her
>me: "hey! Are you busy?"
>her: "yes i have to do xyz, what are you doing here?"
>me: "oh i thought we were gonna meet sunday so i thought id be close by"
>her: "well im busy dont do that shit again"
>2 hours later go down to a store off post
>only had protein bars with artifical sweeteners the entire day
>as im going back to the post accidentally crap my pants
>waddle back to my dorms with crap on my pants
>send an apology text the next day
Really sad i fumbled this. She had 2 inch red hair, blue eyes, neuroscience degree, liked MMA. Called me autistic. Had me running deduction games (i loved that shit) Fuck.
Im desperate for a girlfriend. This atleast showcased for me what i can do and what i shouldnt be doing. Not gonna try to re initiate contact with her obviously, thatd be a harassment charge but any advice on how to do better next time?
>>33233519You probably feel that way and she probably does still love you
>>33233544I feel like she would've broken up with me anyway once the rose tinted glasses had worn off and she'd realised our differences, but maybe I'm just coping
>hope you are proud of yourselfYes I'm very proud of myself for ruining my life through mental illness and substance abuse lol
Just kill me now
>>33233496Yes you are a homo. Why are you gay.gif
>>33231808Men don't ACTUALLY like clingy girlfriends, it's what ended my last two serious relationships.
>>33233558no shit
i meant losing your job and by extension soon your place
>>33233556Don't date until you're out of the service.
>is there any reason you're telling me this?is a pretty clear cut "stop talking to me" signal, whatever got her interested you blew it before that point somehow
>>33233567>by extension soon your placeWell I live with other people and hope they don't kick me out, but so be it if that happens
Maybe then I'll finally have the balls to kms
>>33233556everything in this post is mega cringe
except this
>send her a freaking screenshot of me asking chatgpt how to ask her outthis is funny af and based
>>33233569>having roommates means I don‘t have to pay rent k
>>33233554Australia
It is pretty common but the whole “if you live at home you’re a loser” thing is also very common, loads of people in their 20’s live out of home in sharehouses where I live. You’re correct in that I’d be helping my mum too, she’d be spending less on rent as well.
Was talking with a girl I like at work about my situation and she seemed to think that it would be better if I did have my own place. I really really fucken like her but if she thinks less of me because of this decision then she ain’t the one
>>33233569>>33233572Look you can skate being the non-paying roommate if you're impossible to live without, when I was couch surfing those people came home to an immaculate house and dinner in the oven, if you're planning on drinking all day and wallowing in misery you're going to get your ass beat
>>33233350>She's not white>She's not tall>She's flatHot
>>33233543Women are massive hypocrites on the housing thing, almost all of them live with parents or have rent being paid by daddy but they will not date you if you're the same. That said I recommend just living with mom anyways for a year or two for financial reasons. It's really only an issue if you want to date seriously, if you just want to fool around you only need one really nice outfit and you can tell women you're the Prime Minister of Australia or whatever, it's not like they'll know who that is.
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>>33233572I do contribute, I get the groceries and various other stuff for the house and when we go out
My sister took me in and let me sleep on the sofa when I was homeless, a year later they haven't kicked me out yet
I think she lowkey hates me though
>>33233576>if she thinks less of me because of this decision then she ain’t the oneThat's the bottom line, do you really want to date a shallow hoe
>>33233581I personally think tall white women with fat tits have an easier time looking objectively attractive, but I've conceded that I am apparently some men's type.
Should I pay 300 bucks to get an erotic figure that might or might not increase in value?
>>33233544Seriously though even if I hadn't drank I probably would've had a breakdown regardless because I was really struggling to juggle work and other things in my life with her, felt like I didn't have any room to breathe
And even if I'd never met her I probably would've had a meltdown anyway and quit my job cause it was very stressful and the early starts and long hours out of the house were burning me out
None of it was meant to fuckin me man. I was just accelerating the inevitable and doing en a favour
>>33233579I mean even when I was working full-time and paying my share, I still did pretty much all the housework cause my housemates are really lazy lol
I agree I could do more and work harder and just be less of a reprobate in general. I wouldn't blame them at all if they kick me to the street
Saw a pretty cute white girl near the local mall today and couldn't bear to look at her. What is wrong with me? I mean, I'd like to think that I'm not a creep and don't want to stare. I don't want to be like other thirdies.
>>33233576Also imo you're less of a loser if you live with and support your mom (financially and with domestics) than if you live with a bunch of randos in a share house cause it's cooler
What a fucking society we live in lol where selfishness is looked upon more favourably
>>33233582>It's really only an issue if you want to date seriouslyThat is what I want. Ideally with the girl coworker I mentioned in my other post. Maybe I’m wrong and she wouldn’t care, or perhaps even approve if I talked about my reasoning.
I would have the house to myself half the year anyway tho, my mum works away a lot
>>33233592Having the house to yourself now and then helps, if a woman asks you have to frame it as you helping your mom out rather than trying to save costs for yourself, it's stupid but that's your best shot.
>>33233586How on earth could that appreciate in value. Doesn't matter what you say, new in fukken box people will still think you hotglued on it
>>33233586Is this the sort of thing that increases in value? As a rule anon any action figure or toy made in current year is NEVER going to be a collectible worth a shitton of money the way 80's star wars figures are
>>33233586Ugly, boring, generic and overpriced.
>>33233544She's still spamming me and asked if I want to call and have a catch up
Why can't she just leave me alone
>the mentally ill attention whore is BPD'ing out again in front of everybody because that's what it likes to do
>>33233590I agree completely. Dumb as fuck. I have friends who may be interested in renting together but I reckon I might just choose to live with mum, it’ll put me in a better position financially, we’ll be helping each other out AND it’ll be a nicer house too. I’ve yet to live out of home but after this year I’ll have the rest of my life to do so.
>>33233595>you have to frame it as you helping your mom out rather than trying to save costs for yourself, it's stupid but that's your best shotexcellent advice, thanks
>>33233589Just learn to creep on people more subtly. I go to the gym specifically to get reactions from guys, and with some of them it would've been impossible to tell they were checking me out unless I was actively paying attention.
>>33233583Is that anthony bordain
>>33233596>>33233600A lot of older figures have climbed in value anon, the market is red hot
>>33233609Nobody gives a shit about taimanin
Dime a dozen tentacle hentai bullshit
>>33233586Men cum on these, right? Obvs the value will go down.
>>33233605Who?
>itBruh
>>33233608No lol it's Steve-O from Jackass
>>33233613I recognize the car he's in, 1990-1991 Ford/Mercury ltd/marquis
You can tell because it has the airbag steering wheel
>>33231875They do just not as much
>>33233612That's a meme it doesn't happen
>>33233611I do, it has a hugely popular gacha
https://myfigurecollection.net/item/1459881
Pic rel is going for double now
>>33233618>gachaEven worse
Tentacles are more honorable than that
>>33232190Is this not what women who are trying to get pregnant do?
>>33233607>I go to the gym specifically to get reactions from guysyeah the counterpoint to this is that you are not nearly as subtle as you believe yourself to be
>teehee look I need to do hip thrusts right here in front of you>oh anon look, there are only 30 empty cardio machines>I'll just have to pick the one next to you>oh no anon I need a spot oopsie daisie guess you gotta touch my legnope, enjoy your fracture
>>33233623I am subtle as fuck and I don't talk to the guys besides off the gym floor.
>>33233584NTA
Mine's too. But I'm a weirdo and a contrarian.
>>33233586Fuck yeah anon! I've ordered pic related!
>>33233151Because why the fuck would they not come back and try to start conversations then. And no don't tell me that's putting in effort, saying "Hi" and then letting me put in all the effort of carrying the conversation is not effort.
>>33233633Yet men ITT shit on me for owning weird dildos. Those figures are infinitely more stupid.
State sex.
What are you masturbating to today?
>>33233633Nice, too big breasted for me though
>>33233636You buy dildos for sexual release, I buy figs because they're art
boyos, would you date a butterface?
there's this shy catholic girl with blue eyes, and a hourglass figure with big breasts and big ass. But the face is not so nice. She's pleasant though.
>>33233636It's called art. You and your dildos wouldn't get it.
>>33233636I thought now it was for encouraging cheating and pedophilia
>>33233637F. Depends on what I get texted later, really.
>>33233638Tell me in all honesty you have NEVER jerked off to your figures of scantily clas anime women with impossible curves. Swear on the fucking Bible.
>>33233605Aren't you the one with bpd.
>>33233640They modeled her pants inseam riding up her pussy. You can't say that's art. It's fap fuel.
>>33233642Your bf sending you something?
>there is people in 2025 that unironically want to abolish the military in their own country
lol
lmao even
>>33233607I mean, I do wish I met a woman like you in my world but for the most part I do like to consider myself moral. I just find it distressing that I can't seem to bear the thought of looking at people I desire, and that if I do someday gain the strength to reach out for them I'll be no better than the dudes on this site who are fetishistic towards white women. Worst catch-22 that no one but me put myself into.
>>33233649I don't have a bf.
>>33233652Who's gonna send you sexy texts then?
>>33233647>it's fap fuelI would never. You can look at a classical painting of a naked woman and not have the urge to fap. Same here. You just appreciate visuals.
>>33233637I'll wait till tommorow or thursday
>>33233655I told you I won't text you anymore.
>>33233656You should do it daily.
Several times a day.
>>33233639Why are you asking us? Use your own judgement. You are your own person
>>33233655oh...
so is this an incest thing?
>>33233642>Tell me in all honesty you have NEVER jerked off to your figures of scantily clas anime women with impossible curves. Swear on the fucking Bible.I'd never I have a platonic attachment to my waifus
>>33233637M, no, too fucking depressed
>>33233639Ofc
>>33233639>catholicImnediately dropped.
>>33233651I don't want to call it racism, but there's something going on here. Letting your thoughts on people based on the color of their skin impact how you treat them is never good. It's okay to have a preference, but I think your best course of action is the actively decouple your feelings from the fact they're white and address your moral hangup as something you feel for women as a whole.
>>33233653They're not sexy texts, just appreciative ones hopefully.
>>33233654Men definitely buy this to fap to. You can't tell me otherwise.
>>33233659My grandma used to say "if you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family". It's an old tradition.
>>33233654Bro really comparing his commercial coomer weeb figs to classical paintings
>>33233660i call bullshit.
>>33233667Grandma was off her rocker for that one I can't lie
>>33233665I'm a guy and don't buy it to fap to. It's just weird. I don't want to see inanimate objects around me all day long I fapped to.
It just looks nice, sure sex appeal is part of it, I can't help with that. But I'm not gonna fap to it.
>>33233674How much older than you is he?
>>33233671If I want to fap I can watch porn
>>33233670Nta but it's true, older people got the same kicks from seeing legs on pic rel as I do from swimsuits and balloon breasts. If the intention and outcome are the same then it must be so
>>33233663Based
I went out with a girl once who I knew from Catholic school
She told me she slept with a different guy every single day of the week once and showed me her BDSM fanfiction
>>33233670Reading comprehension, anon, do you have any? I've compared the sentiment.
>>33233675I don't get it.
>>33233676Five years or so.
>>33233657I'm not a coomer though
>>33233677You can't seriously be comparing the artistic integrity of this painting to your loli bubble butt figure lmao
Zoomers are cooked
>>33233641They're just drawings, it's not like any children would be harmed in real life.
It's just online flirting, it's not like he'd do any actual cheating in real life. Wait. What? Oh no. Oh no...
Women, have you ever been self aware of your clit size? And if/how it grows when you are horny?
>Depressed if I have to reject someone
>Depressed if I get rejected
I’m really good at dating, clearly.
how do I get better? I can’t be a mess every time something doesn’t work out.
>>33233682I can and I will
>LoliBoth are lolis
>>33233680Which part? It just looks nice, that's all. Guess there might be some parasocial attachment, since I like the character.
>>33233657>Several times a dayNta but who has time for this?
When I had a job, a gf and volunteering I didn't fap for over 2 weeks
>>33233686Your mum is a loli
>>33233680So typical praise kink from an older man.
I hope he calls you subby and cute in some form so you can get neurotic about it and pretend like you don't like it. :3
Ayo, my fellow sigmas, how are you holding up?
>>33233682It's not high art he posted, anon.
>>33233616ha i drive one of those
>>33233688>volunteering I didn't fap for over 2 weeksI just chose not to be miserable.
>>33233684Yes. There's a difference between growing and just becoming more sensitive so it feels "bigger".
>>33233690I am far too constantly horny to be able to relate
>>33233690>my calm eraCan't relate desu I'm always neurotic
>>33233693Must be nice to have a choice
>>33233691It's not complete slop either though
>>33233690Dude I'm so anime lol. Today I ran to school late with a piece of toast in my mouth I'm so unbelievably anime lmao xd.
I only engage in toxic pump and dump relationships because it makes me feel like I have the agency and keeps me from getting hurt.
If a girl makes me feel loved and cared for I would be down to settle.
>>33233689The fact he's older doesn't get me off. The fact he's smart and hot and nice to me and hot and likes my baking is what gets me off. I'm baking him a whole cake tomorrow even if he doesn't want it.
>>33233690Literally me.
Feeling good to have so much free time to do stuff.
>mfw spend all that free time to work extra shifts
>>33233697>ran to school late with a piece of toast in my mouthProject A-ko moment
>>33233699You're really getting off to a guy who rejected you?
JH down bad
>>33233690This is me, except I'm thinking about food.
>>33233699Eh you'll get around admit the age difference turns you on too.
You should tell him, if he's done with the cake he could move onto you.
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>>33233697>Today I ran to school...
Are you a teacher?
>>33233701>down badShe's considering being a side piece for a married man, I don't think she's ever been lower.
>>33233690This only feels good if you haven't already been that way your whole life
A normalfag made that edit
>>33233696>It's not complete slop either thoughNeither are the figures though. There is objectively an incredible level of craft to the figurines, but on top of that there's also a level of artistry. Not enough to make it on par with, like, Gustav Klimt or Goya or some shit. But enough to make it on par with bland mid 20th century cutie paintings.
>>33233665Well, you have hit me on the mark. I am scared that having preferences AND trying to act on it makes me just as terrible as others moving in bad faith. It's not even something I can pathologize as something coming from one race either. I am trying very hard to be good, I am finding it difficult to be good AND human.
>>33233705Can't tell if trolling but it's a classic anime trope
>>33233701I have always gotten off to guys who've rejected me. There have been so many, it was bound to happen.
>>33233704No, I'm not making it sexual at all. Literally all I want is for him to appreciate my baking. I don't want him to think of me sexually at all anymore. I'm perfectly content with this being unilaterally satisfying in that regard.
>>33233714This reminds me of when I just wanted to cuddle my friend "platonically"
>>33233707He's married too?? Damn lol
Tbf I have simped and fapped to married colleagues I can't talk
>>33233709They're not made in a factory?
>>33233714Well I'm glad you can put a positive spin on it kek
>>33233714>. I'm perfectly content with this being unilaterally satisfying in that regardYou are making up excuses to invest time into something that ultimately won't really satisfy you and leave you wanting more.
Men, what is the purpose of Tom Bombadil in the LotR novel? I heaven't read it but his sole thing seems to be putting on the ring at one point and basically going, "What's the big deal?" Which really seems to undercut the danger of it and add nothing else to the story.
>>33233690Just got done crying in the shower
Back to being a villain
>>33233637Pale latina getting broken in.
>>33233710It really depends on how you act on it. I have a preference for white guys, and I ask out white guys. That doesn't mean I close myself off to the possibility of dating other races, nor does that preclude my interactions with white guys from being platonic and tasteful. It's just one more thing I can absolutely love about someone, like their voice or arms or whatever.
>>33233716>They're not made in a factory??? Does The Great Wave off Kanagawa have no artistic value just because it's mass produced? What about the fact that
>>33233677 is merely a digital reproduction of the original? Does that make the jpg unartistic?
>>33233637M
blackmail hentai and the thought of having a threesome with my ex and this other girl (it would be a terrible idea)
>>33233718I don't know, I'm not a nerd. I don't read nerdy books.
>>33233715He already shot me down, so I don't want to hit on him. So I'll just continue to use him asking for sweets as an excuse to bake and get compliments. It's sad but it works for me.
>>33233717Story of my fucking life.
>>33233723You're really calling a mass-produced anime figurine "art" lol
I suppose it's not nearly as bad as funko pops
>>33233718A sense of perspective. Your troubles are important but there's more to the world than just your troubles.
Women, do you really wear slips under your dresses?
>>33233727Yes, I am. I am also calling mass produced woodprints "art". I am also calling mass produced pottery and tiling "art".
>>33233723Nailed it. Moreover woodblock prints now considered art are also called pictures of the floating world and literally represent high class prostitutes of the time. Mass produced woodblock prints of thots, in terms of effort that plastic butt takes way more man-hours to create
>>33233690I wake up in a panic everyday because I wake up in a twin sized bed, in my parents house, with no relationships or success to my name. It’s over. and nothing I do ever changes my situation. And then I cry when I go to sleep
>>33233637M
Big booba.
I am afraid I am a very simple creature.
>>33233690As usual, using /atoga/ to satisfy my barely existing desire to flirt with women
>>33233726Grim.
You're over 30, have some self respect.
>>33233734Very much so. And moreover, a lot of the cutie nude paintings anon was originally talking about were aimed at the same audience as the floating world shit -- i.e. upper middle class people who just wanted a pretty woman to look at. I've been looking for a Victorian newspaper cartoon where these guys go into an art exhibition and it's all just women with their titties out and they're like "when are we getting something else".
>>33233727You're an artlet
https://youtu.be/46w-140Zf9E
>>33233727nta but art is technically ANYTHING that elicits an emotional response. Even if that response is to make you horny. So yes, that is art by that definition.
>>33233735at least you have a twin sized bed bro
>>33233726It protects your ego. If you fail while not trying hard then you won't feel as bad as if you had failed while trying hard. In the short term, at least.
That's why going for men who don't see you romantically or going for men who are already married feels safer than going for single men who could conceivably marry you and father children with you.
>>33233739It helps me occupy my time between meeting people. Fucking sue me.
>>33233735Man I have to sleep in a single bed
>>33233742>art is technically ANYTHING that elicits an emotional response. Even if that response is to make you hornySo your mum is art then?
>>33233564I am clingy enjoyer give clingy girlfriend and lets get married
>>33233747Lol, have you seen how many paintings and stuff there are of women? Not even stereotypically pretty ones either.
How does it feel to be a pick me girl
>>33233753Don't remember those being on /atoga/
>>33233752>paintings and stuff there are of women? Not even stereotypically pretty ones eitherSounds like the paintings I did of your mum
>>33233755nta If I as a woman disagree with the behaviour of a large amount of other women online, does that make me a pickme?
>>33233734>high class prostitutes>this makes it art!Anon many years I go while unemployed I got by making custom furniture with elaborate erotic woodcarvings, I am pretty good at that and wealthy perverts would contact me to make stuff for what I assume was sex dungeons and eyes wide shut parties. Again my craftsmanship is pretty good, but I am not really proud of making some of that stuff and I never signed any of it, nudity in and of itself doesn't make it porn but if porn comes in furniture form that's what I made, the purpose was clearly to titillate.
>>33233757No. This is the Internet, disagreeing with everyone else is the expected behavior.
>>33233740Yeah, I recently got into that rabbit hole and some of the examples are kinda funny. The great wave was basically wrapping paper, people wanted pinups of the most famous Edo girls etc etc. Not really any different from our time.
>>33233758But I don't coom to plastic butts, I like the aesthetics
>>33233757Depends. Minor disagreements are common, but I don't really remember femanons blatantly shitflinging at each other, like chud and simp men do.
>>33233734nta I see what you're getting at but I can't equate something like that with like a vtuber.
I still feel bad. When does that go away?
>>33233762Imagine how you'd act if you saw some girl saying some shit.
Not pickme: "I disagree with you."
Pickme: "Look, boys, I disagree with her."
>>33233746What is the difference between a single and a twin arent they the same size
>>33233564Don't try to have a relationship with avoidants.
They are trash.
>>33233766nta F they do but often not in a forum as public as the internet.
>>33233771Oh, I see. Sorry, we don't use the term "twin bed" here and I assumed it meant double bed. In that case then lmao me too
>>33233772How do you know if someone is an avoidant?
>>33233772Rude
>>33233768I think best is just to accept the feeling desu but do what you can in spite of it and not let it consume you
>>33233776They avoid you. That sounds pithy but it's true. You know people are avoidant when they start backing off a bit and try to retain some level of distance. If you're normal then you go "what the fuck" and end things, but if you're anxious (i.e. clingy) you think "nonononono shit I did something wrong I have to do something to stop them from leaving".
>>33233770Ah. Thanks, that actually helps a lot.
>>33233749Clingy girlfriends sound better in theory
>>33233777As a hobby or as a career?
>>33233778Don't reply to me.
>>33233779nta how is that different from BPD?
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>>33233773Like at that level?
>>33233779Overall good exaplanation.
>>33233785BPDs can be avoidant, but avoidants don't necessarily need to have BPD.
>>33233782Career I guess. Pays the bills I mean.
Is it less legitimate or something if it's a hobby? :)
>>33233772I don't think they were avoidant, I think they just wanted someone less clingy which isn't an avoidant person trait it's just something more anxious people desire.
>>33233790The opposite. I would respect you more if it was just a side hobby for fun. You don't make your living from art, you make your living from preying on loneliness.
BPDs and avoidants deserve loving relationships
>>33233786Lol.
This isn't quite the same thing but I wish I had saved that picture of that woman with the height ruler. Anybody save that?
>>33233790Does it pay for your wheelchair and glass eye or does nude modelling pay for that?
>>33233779Am I avoidant? I’ve been in a relationship before though and was happy to see them everyday, but at the beginning I felt like I was pulling away because I wasn’t sure if I liked them
>>33233796>I wish I had saved that picture of that woman with the height ruler. Anybody save that?You'll have to be more specific, there are so many women demanding that men verify their height.
>>33233727Your understanding of art is very narrow. Sure, comparing anime figurines to classical paintings is nonsensical. But consider the following:
1. Art has no intrinsic value
2. People decide what to call art
3. Someone would judge your taste in art
Bet you don't even like art that much. Just wanted to point fingers and feel superior. How unfortunate.
>>33233794Oh. I see. That's just mean.
>>33233798I dunno, maybe. Give it a deeper look online and see if it resonates with you I guess
I can’t return a prescription once I’ve bought it right
There's an anonymous male poster here that has a very fragile ego, he's also antagonistic for no reason and loves to posture and measure dicks with the other men in this thread.
I think he's very pathetic, and just wanted to say that he gives me the ick.
I always start replying less when he's around, since he ruins the thread mood.
Just thought you men should know and act accordingly.
>>33233804when you say measure dicks do you mean literally or metaphorically
>>33233794Anon, everyone in business makes their living from preying on SOMETHING. It makes no sense to nitpick on the differences between chunky and smooth. They're both peanut butter.
>>33233800>Sure, comparing anime figurines to classical paintings is nonsensicalNta, no it's not. Have you seen the effort that goes into anime figures???
>>33233663HOLY BASED
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>>33233797What are you talking about?
>>33233803Maybe if it's unopened?
>>33233804that could be literally anyone
be more specific
>>33233799It was a public display. Cardboard cutout of a giant ruler.
>>33233803I think most police departments have a drug turn in but if you want your money back the only way is to become an undocumented pharmacist.
>>33233790Nta
It’s less legitimate to me because it require near zero effort and is for faggots
>>33233790I don't get this convo. You're a vtuber? How did the other anon know? Is this regularfaggotry lore or something
>>33233798That can also just be insecurity or uncertainty.
An avoidant would claim to love somebody, but only want to see them like once a week or something like that. Anything more than that is """""exhausting""""". Which of course is highly abnormal for a romantic relationship.
Avoidants can't have normal and healthy romantic relationships, thus if they aren't egoistic, they usually stay away from them.
It's less of a problem if you are just friends.
>>33233824Oh okay yes I’m definitely insecure. That’s not a good thing but I was worried I’m avoidant
>>33233805I mean, I would argue that point by saying that I personally have comparatively few weirdo regulars that treat me like a surrogate girlfriend or whatever and I don't think simping to that degree is as common as you think it is. But I could understand how you could think that. If all you hear is the negative stuff it's much easier to assume that's all it is.
Does anyone else get super depressed from rejecting people? How do I make this go away?
>>33233804I know the guy you're talking about, he was on my ass for some reason the other day
>>33233804>Just thought you men should know and act accordingly.So you want the rest of us to... um... uh... could you help me out here?
>>33233826Insecurity and being unsure comes with it's own share of problems.
But I would say they are easier to circumvent than that of an avoidant. Avoidants often had some traumatic experience in their past that makes them almost allergic to being attached to others.
>>33233820HOLY SHIT cel shading done right.
>psychiatrist asks what I do in my free time
>say reading
>strategically leave out that I am mainly reading shitposts
hehehehehhe
>>33233830Bruh you have no self awareness at all. It's you, she's talking about you.
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>I want a boyfriend who values art
>...
>BUT NOT LIKE THAT
Suffering
It's important for artists to support themselves you know
>>33233829stop being obsessed with having to be everyone‘s favorite person
>>33233834Yes it definitely does. I need to learn how to circumvent them then
Okay, yea I don’t think I’m avoidant. I definitely get very attached to people
>>33233804I think that description fits several male anons. lol
>>33233822She's mentioned it in the past. She is kind of a regular.
>>33233840If a guy I'm dating wants to choke his cock to anime girl figures, that's fine. But I don't want him lying about why he buys them.
>>33233512Eat good and tasty food, with lots of carbs and fat. Soft drinks are usually a devious way of getting a lot of calories in without really noticing. I can think of faster ways but I wouldn't call them better.
>>33233840Anime is for retards and pedophiles. Get a grip. It’s so objectively ugly too.
Curious if im just full on coping here. Met a girl, we talked for about a month, went on 2 dates, 2nd date ended really well with tons of flirting and she got real handsy. We texted more than ever 2 days following with her talking about stuff she wanted to do next. She then ghosts for a week, deletes me off insta (not block) and then came back explaining shes going through a depression thing where she cuts people off while doing so. I called her being an avoidant like day 1 of her telling me her past, so expected.
We talk like normal for that whole day, 2 saturdays ago, then as soon as that day ended back to one sentence responses once a day and then last wednesday I just left a paragraph saying im here for her if she needs me and never got a response. Curious what to do atp, I really like this girl and I legit dont think shes doing this maliciously or talking to another dude but if actually going through shit, especially since some personal stuff has happened.
Should I just reach out once a week just with like "hope you're doing good blah blah", see if she wants to tag along when I go out somewhere, or should I legit just cut my losses here as much as I dont want to.
>my water bottle leaked into my bag
moids did this
>>33233842You can probably look up stories of other people online who have behaved similarly to you.
And unironically, reddit is not a bad source simply because of the sheer mass of people who wrote down their life story there already.
>>33233519It means simply that, no more no less.
>>33233841I don’t like hurting peoples feelings
>>33233845>>33233847Some people genuinely appreciate the craftsmanship.
>>33233847>anime is only one genre
>>33233854yeah, because you need everyone to think you are the bestest person ever
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>>33233849I don't punch holes into the water bottles of other men.
>>33233858you should start
>>33233855Why don’t you get into architecture or Roman marble statues instead. What is about this Chinese lead paint and macro plastic garbage that screams “craftsmanship” to you?
>>33233854nta it's extremely unrealistic and naive to believe that will never happen. It legit makes me sad that you believe you have you be such a people pleaser.
>>33233685>how do I get better?With practice and experience. Like with anything.
>>33233857Clearly not I already embarrassed myself in front of him to lessen the blow for him
I think it I just hate being responsible for a big choice like this where two people are involved instead of just myself
>>33233862nta but he probably has yellow fever desu. I'm Asian so I feel I can make that joke.
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>>33233854>I don’t like hurting peoples feelingsI quite enjoy it, especially when it's morally right
>>33233861No, other men are not interesting enough to bully that deeply.
>>33233829M
honestly every time I've gotten to do it it's been pretty fucking great, got a lot of lingering resentment for women that i should probably work on but getting to shoot a woman down is a high I can ride for a week
>>33233685I can't decide which I hate more
>>33233828It's not like they're your actual friends. You would never let your actual friends behave like this or be the main source of your income. Doing that with your actual friends would feel disrespectful to them and disrespectful to you, like your friends are paying for your friendship. You can only do this with these people because you don't respect these people like you do your actual friends.
>>33233856>knows enough about anime to have several categories memorized Grim
>>33233781because they're even better in practice, yeah
>>33233869why are you even talking about men? happy pride?
>>33233809I meant if we would consider value. Classical art is obviously more valuable than anime figurines. As for aesthetics, that's subjective.
>inb4 but you said art has no intrinsic value!Yes, but, what would you put more value on, something that has story behind, made by a well known artist, something that survived hundreds of years, original (only 1 copy made by the artist) or something that's mass produced by literally who.
No need to be offended. Both are art, both have value. Just not comparable.
>>33233840>Female weebs don't existWhy are moids like this?
>>33233795Yeah, but not at the cost of mental peace of everyone around them. Also doesn't mean they will find it.
>>33233875It's me, I'm the rain on your wedding day, I'm ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
>>33233877Clearly I assume you are a man.
>>33233864Don’t be sad, if anything you should be disgusted
>>33233868Have you always enjoyed it or did it take practice?
>>33233870Similar question, have you always enjoyed it? Do you know them well?
>>33233882what a sus thing to do
>>33233804>act accordinglyI have no idea what you want me to do about it.
>>33233804I'm far worse than most of the other men in this thread. All my posturing is just to make it clear that I'm better than
>him specifically.
>>33233862>>33233878So instead of easily malleable material X I should get into material Y because of your sensitivities? Marble is only popular because it's easy to work and readily available, why should I shun plastics? The scarcity isn't good argument either, things shouldn't be coveted just because they're scarce, from a technical perspective classical art is straight up inferior
>>33233876Dang, maybe I need to start looking for different types of guys than I usually do.
>>33233885she wanted to tell every moid to not act that way or else they will scare the hoes away
understood?
why are you so dense
>>33233804You might as well just say how much you like the specific guys who have nicknames that are nice since most of the anonymous ones are exactly what you described.
>>33233891>that have names>that are nicefunny
>>33233889His goal is to scare everyone else away. Why would she want to encourage him and tell him he's doing a good job?
>>33233892You're doing that thing, Anon.
>>33233872That take makes a lot of assumptions about relationships, boundaries, and what “respect” means. Just because a vtuber has a monetized relationship with their audience doesn’t mean they view them with less respect than their real life friends. It’s simply a different kind of relationship. One built around entertainment, community, and often mutual appreciation.
Streamers and vtubers provide content, creativity, and often emotional support to their viewers. Fans choose to support them financially because they value what they get in return. Whether it’s laughter, comfort, entertainment, or a sense of belonging. It’s not about “paying for friendship”, it’s about supporting a creator whose presence enhances your day. That’s a voluntary exchange, not exploitation. I'm not forcing you to do anything.
And let’s be real here. Many people pay for art, music, performances, or games from creators they like. No one says a musician “doesn’t respect” their fans because they charge for concert tickets. Vtubing is no different. If anything, building a supportive, respectful community, especially one that voluntarily supports you financially, takes a huge amount of mutual trust and care.
Saying that a creator “doesn’t respect” their audience just because there's money involved is reductive and unfair. Respect isn’t about avoiding financial support, it's about appreciating the people who show up for you, whether they're friends or fans or both.
>>33233745I'm torn on this. I'm proud of you for switching back to men and for quitting reverse age gaps. At the same time, fucking with married men is simply unacceptable.
I am once again counseling you to find a way out of your smut/masturbation addiction. I overcame that shit about a year ago and have never felt better about myself and my life. There are spiritual reasons for it as well, but even ignoring those, the practical effects have been truly amazing. I've gotten to the point where just accidentally seeing nudity online is moderately upsetting. And apart from one brief relapse where I looked at the stuff (without fapping) I've been clean. After thirty years of near-constant use and abuse.
I felt we were kindred spirits once, and learning how you were really led to me reflecting on my own life. I pray for you someday to find your way out of the living hell you've made for yourself.
Thank you for listening to my TED talk.
>>33233893she wants to suck his pp
>>33233873Oh, you're just angy that I exposed your ignorance. :)
>>33233887Proving my point anime is for the mentally retarded
>>33233899I know the categories: kids movie, borderline porn, and porn
>>33233902>I know the categories: kids movie, borderline porn, and pornnta lol, it's not the 80s anymore, grandpa. that stereotype does exist anymore.
>>33233902>kids movie, borderline porn, and pornlol, accurate
>>33233897He's not married.
>>33233896>And let’s be real here. Many people pay for art, music, performances, or games from creators they like.Are you a creator of some sort, as in you are making a creation, like your videos are of you with paint and brush creating a picture, or the videos are of you playing an instrument to create music? Or is it more about creating an experience, an imitation of the experience of having a friend/girlfriend?
>>33233658>Why are you asking us?>/adv/>>33233663>>33233678I get it, been there as well. But even if they suck a lil dick, I'd rather chill with a girl that knows it's wrong to be a whore and than one who thinks it's actually good.
btw, girl in question is built just like picrel.
>>33233887I'm not that anon. You enjoy art whichever tickles your fancy. It really doesn't matter. As I said, aesthetics is subjective. You can only compare value people put on specific things.
>>33233883>have you always enjoyed itNo I used to go out with pretty much any girl that expressed interest, I wasn't some untouched incel when I was younger I just grew kind of jaded about how women treated me and other guys. I couldn't tell you exactly where the switch flipped from "this is awesome" to "I fucking hate women" but at some point I had apparently gone far enough on the self improov treadmill that women are interested in me of their own accord instead of me doing monkey dancing and competing with 30 other guys.
>did you know them wellUpon reflection yeah it was probably girls I'd known in the past trying to hook up or date that flipped that "hate women" switch. I do reject women I don't know these days mostly because I just feel like they're all out to manipulate or use me somehow and I'd rather just get the brief ego boost of knowing they were interested than deal with them.
>>33233883>What is better: to be born a psychopath or to overcome your good nature through great effort?Well, in my case it took practice.
>>33233829M
I'm a man so I've never had to reject someone in my life
>>33233897>>33233907The married man she flirts with is a different guy.
>>33233829I’ve gotten used it. It can be awkward, though. When you reject enough guys you’ll get used to it too
>>33233916Unreal. Then she wonders why she can‘t find a good man.
>>33233916You guys are retarded.
>>33233918I don’t know if I want to get used to it I kind of resent that I have to do it at all
>>33233795No we don't lol
>>33233804Sooo most of us here kek
>>33233838Based, I did the same
>>33233849Mwahaha
>>33233848I would stay in touch at least to give her a bit more time, but move on eventually if she's being unresponsive
>>33233922you psycho…
why?
>>33233920When you're married someday, you see how you like it knowing girls like you are out there encouraging your husband to step out on you.
>>33233926Thats a big when
>>33233922Is that a bread knife?
>>33233887>30 anime figures injection molded at the same time in 3 seconds is exactly The same as on person laboring for months or years on a solid block of marbleYou're trolling or autistic
Either way your opinion can be safely disregarded
>>33233921That’s out of your control unless you go out of your way to look like shit, and don’t be around guys, or outside, or online.
>Femanon, come closer, I have something to tell you...
>AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>33233929I used it to cut the bottle
>>33233916>The married man she flirts withOK. She shouldn't be doing that.
>>33233931I do think I look like shit? I don’t ever get approached either, so I don’t know why the moment I have a conversation with a guy I end up in a situation where he is eager and I’m not. Maybe I’m being too nice or flirting?
>>33233928I believe that you will be married so I have no trouble imagining it.
Imagine that you're married. Imagine that your husband is flirting with another girl behind your back. Imagine that your husband is telling this girl how much he wants to fuck her.
Would you prefer for this girl to respond "you're a disgusting creep" or would you prefer for her to respond "that's hot"?
Would you date a girl who is doomed and cursed?
>>33233930Anon, who makes the mold....
>>33233938I‘m not her you dingus
>>33233944not allowed
*laughs in 120 days of sodom*
>>33233941A CNC machine
>who designed the modelSome guy probably 20 years ago made "default_voluptuous_anime_gril.stl" and all the "designers" do is just reuse it over and over again
>>33233936Alright no one is this clueless, be better at larping
>>33233908Right, I’m not a real creator. I don’t make anything. I just design a character, write scripts, manage a streaming setup, engage with an audience in real time, build a community, and maintain an online presence that requires constant emotional energy and creativity. But yeah, since I’m not playing a violin or painting a bowl of fruit on camera, clearly I’m just pretending to be someone’s friend for money.
It’s not like performance, storytelling, or digital interaction require any effort or skill. I mean, who would consider creating a sustained, immersive character with real time improv, voice acting, and audience management an actual form of content?
I’m glad we’ve decided that only people doing “classical” art count as creators. Because god forbid entertainment evolve past oil paints and grand pianos. If I really respected myself, I’d be carving wood in silence somewhere, not doing this wildly complex and demanding thing you’ve reduced to “imitating a girlfriend.”
But sure, call it fake, call it emotional bait. Just don’t pretend you’re making some deep philosophical point when really you’re just upset that people enjoy things you don’t understand.
It’s always fascinating to me how the people quickest to dismiss something as “fake” are the ones least capable of understanding the work behind it. Like, imagine watching someone perform live, manage an audience, and think, “Yes, this is just a lonely person pretending to be liked.” That says a lot. Just not about the streamer.
Honestly, I don’t even get mad at people like you anymore. If the only way you can process someone creating something joyful or meaningful for others is to reduce it to “pretending to be liked,” that’s not an insult to me, that’s just a really sad glimpse into how you see the world. And I kinda pity you for that. Must be exhausting thinking everyone’s faking it just because you can’t imagine anyone doing it sincerely.
>>33233947>CNC machineThis thread is fucking with my head. I saw this and thought "CNC" in JH terms. Lol.
>>33233944Go shit anon.
>>33233947NTA
>I have zero understanding on how the anime figure industry works, but I'll speak like I do because I hate weebs for having the audacity to have different hobbies from me
>>33233947AI made the template lel
anon doesn‘t understand the difference between art and decoration
many such cases
>>33233948I’ve been called ugly to my face multiple times
>>33233947Just because the workflow is digital doesn't make it any less valuable
>>33233940Ye's bc so am I
>>33233957Damn even autocorrect has cursed me today
>>33233949nta, that's a lotta words just to say you're not mad
>>33233950I didn't invent the fucking term.
>>33233957What’s your curse
>>33233963You are more of a CNCN enjoyer.
>>33233199This is my strategy when someone starts trying to shill me a political view irl
>>33233942*turns face towards the palm and kisses it on contact*
>>33233849ANON PISSED IN HER BAAAAAAG
>>33233965Making poor life choices being in poverty apparently
Hbu
>>33233944Do you have to or do you need to? There's a difference. Don't let your simple desires control you. You're stronger than that.
Resist, become resilient!
>>33233962Funny how you think the length of a response equals emotional investment. Maybe if you spent less time counting words and more time trying to understand, you wouldn’t come off so autistic.
>>33233202No offence but I don't think someone your age can even comprehend "hyper masculinity"
>femanon sleeping on her front while crying because it wouldn’t be possible if she had huge tits
>>33233949>“Yes, this is just a lonely person pretending to be liked.”There seems to be a misunderstanding here. I don't think you're lonely. You have actual friends in real life, and don't you have a romantic partner as well? You have plenty of healthy socialization with good people and you're not lonely. You have a healthy relationship and healthy boundaries with them, and you'd never treat them to the same level of "friendship" you have with your audience. You know better.
>>33233969*wipes hand on your forehead*
>>33233202> I have no utility like my grandpa used to haveWhy is that? What did your grandpa have that you don’t? He was just a man, and so are you. You can be just as great as him.
>>33233980*sticks out the tongue and quickly tilts head backwards to lick the hand*
>>33233974Anon said nta, why are you going off on them?
>>33233982stop it you DOG
>>33233974more caring, more effort
>>33233979So by that logic, comedians and actors aren’t allowed to entertain people unless they’re emotionally lonely or socially isolated? :/ How the fuck does that work? That’s a pretty narrow view of creativity imo. Are you one of those types that think art is only valid if it comes from a place of suffering? That’s a pretty outdated take.
>>33233976Me but because I'm flat AND not pregnant.
>>33233985Ok, that was out of line. I'm just angy.
>>33233962Sorry for that.
>>33233976Are you in my room at night
>>33233976jokes on you, I just use a pillow to prop up my torso
>>33234001>I'm just angy.kmew it
>>33234002I'm in your room right now.
Is it possible to reverse all the negative effects of having been alone for so long?
>>33234006It only takes one pretty girl
>>33234005Can you clean up in there for me
>>33234012*rapes you cutely*
>>33234012*kicks you away*
>>33234013No I like it this way.
>>33234013I will sell your leaked pussy juice.
>>33234010It only takes one man who thinks I’m pretty
>>33233888Emotionally deprived losers? Yeah you don't want that
>>33234006Practice. It will be awkward at first to try to explain people why you were alone for so long. Or you might have difficulties talking to them.
>>33233979>You have a healthy relationship and healthy boundaries with them, and you'd never treat them to the same level of "friendship" you have with your audienceWhy wouldn't she? Have you seen how nice some actors can be. They genuinely seem to respect their fans. Having boundaries doesn't mean treating your audience like strangers you don’t respect. Building a community online, like even in a video game or something, is a kind of friendship. Just with different rules. Respect doesn’t vanish just because the connection isn’t traditional or offline. Maybe it’s you who doesn’t get what genuine connection looks like in today’s world.
Also, if I was cynical here is where I would call you a grandpa or a psychopath.
>>33234013>throws all your bras into the washing machine and sets it to maximum wash with boiling hot water
>>33234004Lol. You win that one, anon.
>>33234021I mean, if it let's me be clingy
>>33234025nta but NOOO!!!
>>33234029Kek was not expecting that ending
>>33234029wow this was a rollercoaster
I changed my mind, AI is good now
I know most people today think attracting a girl is like this process that's just
>Meet girl
>See her a few times
>Ask her out on a few dates
>See if romance builds
But I think I am more of a fan of older school siege warfare. Her resistance is a series of castle walls to be broken down or tunneled under or opened from within. Having to wear her down and drive her keep doesn't mean she's just settling or something else like that. Sometimes women just take a long time to sort out what they actually want and then when you actually break down the walls the castle is yours.
>>33233996Again arguing against something that wasn't said. An actor is putting on a performance of "I am someone else in someone else's situation". It doesn't rely on the audience's loneliness. A comedian is putting on a performance of "I am in a funny situation". It doesn't rely on the audience's loneliness. You are putting on a performance of "I am your friend". It relies on the audience's loneliness. Your profits go up as their sadness and loneliness increase, your profits go down if they ever become happy and less lonely. Imagine if you had the same relationship with your actual friends, imagine if you personally benefited from your actual friends being miserable. Truly horrifying.
>>33234040F
I like that too
>>33234040Yeah no, if she wants to play hard to get she can go play with Mr. Dark Triad and cry online about abusive men in five years.
>women take time to sort out what they wantif she changes her mind later she can be the one to come grovel for attention
>>33234040Why the fuck would you prefer a process where you have no idea whether the woman you like likes you back or if she hates you so you spend months trying to fuck her only to learn she's fucking hated you the whole time
>>33234051>I give up instantly and I’m mad about itThanks for sharing
>>33234024Would you quit your job and let your friends pay for your food and rent and bills in exchange for your continued friendship?
>>33234040>Sometimes women just take a long time to sort out what they actually wantYou seem like you could get physically abusive really easily.
>Sometimes women just take a long time to sort out what they actually want and then when you actually break down the walls the castle is yours.This is gaslighting.
>>33234052>>33234051Because I want to occupy a well defended fortress.
>>33234052so in your world, if women don’t want to see your cock, they hate you?
>>33234059If women repeatedly resist me and I have to try and wear her down then how am I to tell whether she's LARPing as a 12th century Arthurian princess vs. she simply hates me and does not want to be around me?
>>33234057>Person who favours patience and protracted results seems like they would be impulsive and violentUse your brain just a little please.
I think anon just likes it when he has to chase the woman, because in modern times if the woman isn't chasing the man at the same level as he is it’s seen as disinterest
>>33234062What, are you a coward? Just refuse to take "no" for an answer. Pressure her, coerce her, rape her if you have to. King Andrew Tate says you're not a real man if you take "no" for an answer.
>>33234053Go be a simp then, see where it gets you Gaston
>>33234058the fortress metaphor for women is shit, if you get a "hard to get" girl all that means is the she believes she's too good for you and will monkeybranch at the first opportunity.
>>33234058Are you suspicious of people who develop feelings very quickly?
QT is not allowed to answer this question.
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I’m watching you very closely
>>33234047The idea that a vtuber’s success depends on their audience’s loneliness is a huge oversimplification. Yes, the connection may feel personal, but that doesn’t mean the creator profits because their fans are sad or lonely. It’s because they provide entertainment, comfort, and community that people choose to support.
If the audience genuinely became happier and more fulfilled, many creators would actually thrive because happier fans often engage more, share more, and support more enthusiastically. The notion that creators exploit misery for profit ignores the mutual respect, effort, and positive impact that many creators and their communities have. Again, something that I don't think you personally see or understand.
Comparing online fans to actual friends ignores the fundamentally different nature of those relationships. Fans aren’t being used or exploited like that. It’s a voluntary, appreciative exchange, not a toxic dependency. The "horrifying" scenario only exists if you reduce all online interaction to cold transactions, which they are not. Some are, true, but that's a minority. Otherwise my job wouldn't be sustainable.
Audiences can tell when they’re being used. People aren't dumb sheep like you seem to think. They stick around for creators who offer something real, whether that’s entertainment, emotional stuff, authenticity, or a sense of community. If the relationship were purely manipulative it would collapse the moment viewers felt better, caught on, or found someone more genuine.
>>33234071I don't have any friends though...
I would rather work than be obligated to be friends with someone
I think no should mean no but it does kind of scare me how men think showing interest in a woman these days = texting her or sending her a meme. Dating zoomer men is a joke
anons i got a job interview and i am nervous, and advice?
>>33234040This sounds very predatory lol
>>33234073into cuck porn, then?
>>33234079Ask for a cup of water. Take a drink from it whenever you want to stall for time to think of an answer.
>>33234085In the business we call this cum brain. Nobody mentioned porn. Is that all you understand?
>>33234078Zoomer guys need to play it super safe and only interact with you in ways that you can't use against them for social clout later, blame other women if you have a problem with it.
>>33234079Practice! Take notes, do research on the company, bring questions, prepare answers to common questions
>>33234087if you are watching me you must love watching me take th
>>33234067That's not true though. Women either play hard to get or are uncertain for a lot of reasons. Simping over a girl for a protracted period is not the same thing as pursuing a girl for a long period.
>>33234040I’m not built for this kind of romance. When they ignore my texts (they all do) I just get annoyed and stop trying
>>33234054That’s a false equivalence. I've noticed you guys are really good at doing that.
Here's why. Friendship and content creation aren’t the same category of relationship, so comparing them like that doesn’t hold up. Letting your friends pay your bills for being your friend would be weird because friendship is built on mutual, personal care. Not performance, content, or public presence.
A vtuber or streamer isn’t saying, “Pay me to be your friend.” They’re saying, “I’ll create entertainment, community, and a character you enjoy. If you like it you can support me.” That’s not really friendship. It’s creative labor, with a social and emotional component, like acting.
No one asks a late night host, “Would you quit your job and have your friends pay you to keep making jokes at dinner?” Because we understand that performing for an audience is work, even if it’s built on being personable and engaging. The same logic applies here.
>>33234089>social cloutI don’t use social media
They wouldn’t know how to be romantic even if they weren’t hypothetically scared of thag
>>33234090Because I’m an unhinged incel chud creep freak and I’m in your neighbourhood. I mean no harm. But Blackrock sent me to lower the property value
>>33234064>Use your brain just a little please.Lol. That's also gaslighting.
>>33234099>but I don't do that!now you know how every man ever feels lmao. You are a woman, a member of a class that has made it a passtime to try to fuck with guys who are romantically interested, if you want to get anything other than some memes you'll have to go earn it
>>33234070Not really. It all depends on the cues and stuff. I will say that you need more than quick attraction though because it's often based on projected fantasy primarily and not nurtured fantasy.
>>33234081Okay, I can see that. Doesn't mean it's not an effective form of romance that works and has worked for centuries. You can try and whitewash romance all you want but love and war are compared for a very deliberate reason.
>>33234105>Doesn't mean it's not an effective form of romance that works and has worked for centuriesDoesn't make it morally right
>>33234101>BlackrockI thought guys like you hated Blackrock.
>>33233247Employment over. I have returned
>>33234105>Doesn't mean it's not an effective form of romance that works and has worked for centuries.Anon, we stopped building castles a while ago. I'll get some leeches for you next time you get a cold.
>>33234107What's morally wrong about it? The woman obviously does consent to it.
>>33234099Social clout exists and can be exploited in real life too. Maybe at your job today you like your coworker today and you want them to flirt with you today, and maybe tomorrow you'll benefit from that same coworker being ostracized from your peers if you tell them that your coworker's flirting crossed a line.
And maybe it really did cross a line. Some coworkers are creeps. I'm not here to defend flirting at work, I'm here to explain why some people are very cautious about flirting because they want to protect themselves.
>>33234109Yeah well I did right up until the first paycheque came in. Could you help me out by spreading fear and panic about me in the neighbourhood?
>>33234112Under false pretenses possibly. That's the point.
>>33234105romance in modern lovey-dovey terms hasn't even existed for centuries dumbass
>>33234114I don't like Blackrock myself, so no.
>>33234111No you didn't, you just moved the vault and treasury (sex) all the way to the entrance to make it so the raiders can pillage it and leave so you can protect the castle (loyalty, actual dependence and vulnerability, and love)
>>33234074>Audiences can tell when they’re being used…and they love it. The most popular vtubers have gigantic jiggly tits and constantly talk about sex. It’s not subtle, and the crowd eats it up.
I agree that authenticity has some appeal, but it’s a distant 3rd place.
This pillaging talk is really exceptionally stupid.
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TikTok has unironically been an unmitigated disaster for the male psyche in this day and age.
There’s a rule I’ve come up with. For everything men do, there will be at least 50 women on TikTok complaining about it.
>but those bitches don’t represent all women!
Yeah I know. Doesn’t make people less paranoid though.
>>33234118Anon, relationships aren’t built by locking up parts of yourself as leverage. If someone thinks emotional depth only comes after physical access, that says more about their view of others as conquests than it does about anyone else’s boundaries.
Are you the same person giving the vtuber shit?
I 100% believe in reparations
In fact I think we should pay $10,000 every day to all living former slaves
>>33234124you’re falling for a really basic algorithm here. if you engage with gender wars ragebait, of course you’ll be shown more of it.
>>33234074>Audiences can tell when they’re being used. People aren't dumb sheep like you seem to think.Are we looking at the same state of Social Media?
>>33234128The population of Mauritania and Libya are about to become fantastically wealthy.
>>33234128I'm not going to give my ex any money.
Foids:
If a guy gave you a facial or cummed in your mouth and afterwards made out with you, would you be turned on or find it gay?
>>33234130I would think the vtuber audience doesn't crossover much with like the Andrew Tate audience and stuff like that. But I could be wrong.
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>>33234129Duh. But just because you see through it, doesn’t mean everyone does. There’s probably a million dumbass 14 year olds on the app being mindfucked beyond belief as we speak for instance. I don’t blame them if they don’t know any better desu
>>33234105F
I agree with you anon
>>33234128I believe African nations owe the US child support.
>>33234128Should we also give reparationa to Irish Americans for the discrimination they've suffered?
>>33234144Yes. 10,000 clams to every living Irish indentured servant
>>33234145Okay, you're not a woke hypocrite. Cool.
>>33234126Im not the vtuber anon. However, no one wears all of themselves at face value and doesn't use any sort of discretion for intimacy, that's insane. It's not about locking yourself up for leverage, there's just always going to be barriers to intimacy to protect yourself and filter people who you don't want to be intimate with. Filtering people for romance and sex is basic instinct. I don't even think it's intentional a lot of the time, I just know that protracted sieging does work and is effective and has been effective for an extremely long time. Instant or within a few dates attraction is NOT the only acceptable answer.
>>33234096It’s funny how men act outraged at “fake” interactions while getting mad that women don’t fall for their fake attempts at friendship
>>33234138I think that people blaming algorithms and social media are using it as a way to actually address some of the problems we're having as a society, it's much easier to blame tiktok than to tell women not to be hateful assholes all the time for example.
I would never want to be a woman. Imagine getting fucked by a man, must be disgusting
>>33234136Both audiences are men who can't get a girlfriend. That venn diagram might just be a circle
Is asking my male coworker his hair routine gay or nah
It kind of blows my mind how stupid medical professionals are
>>33234138Dumb kids will be dumb... if it wasn't tiktok, they'd find somewhere else to get their outrage bait
Social media was a mistake
>>33234154equating "not giving me sex" to "she hates me" is not a good look, anon
>MILF creampied by daddy
Words used to have MEANINGS!
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO????
>>33234150overwhelmingly the friendzone debate is women getting mad that men won't continue to "be friends" in the sense of providing an outsized amount of favors and resources. I've never even heard of a guy being mad about a girl rejecting friendship like you're describing.
>>33234156It’d be better if you guys didnt have spikes on your shaft
>>33234156You don't have to get fucked by a man though. You can just be like many of the famanons here who can't even get a guy to talk to them
>>33234165>As a guy, I've never heard about common female experiencesOh, then I guess they don't happen.
>>33234162And yet no matter how stupid they are, they still studied medicine more than I did. Maybe I'm the stupid one after all.
>>33234078And how do women typically show interest in a man these days?
>>33234163I was willing to take you in good faith until you went
> equating "not giving me sex" to "she hates me" is not a good look, anonThat’s not what we’re talking about anon.
>>33234163>you must be an incel who wants sex!No matter how much sex men are getting they're all pretty much in agreement that women behave like assholes these days, I'm pretty confident I get laid more than you do, you're still an asshole no matter how wet or dry my dick is.
>>33234172Kids on tiktok aren't "hateful".
>>33234175>everyone secretly agrees with me, the sex masterLol
>>33234168Getting a guy to talk to you is easy, the hard part is having a "Meet Cute" first.
I don't think you can trust a guy if your first meeting isn't a Meet Cute.
>>33234169>commonI think you might be the first woman I've heard complaining that a guy got mad over not wanting "friendship" most guys would be happy to have the guilt-free permission to just move on, like I know you're trying to be transgressive but that actually sounds like you're much more considerate of men than most women and you just met one social retard who didn't take the hint.
>>33234177Meet cutes aren't even real though. It's just a plot device used for romance books/movies.
>>33234178It's possible. I'm not making some grand statement that all women are perfect angels. I don't want to be that girl who says "every woman is a bitch except me", but...
>>33234180Not real FOR YOU, you mean.
>>33234176Yeah, we’re talking about grown adults here not kids. Unless you consider any woman under 30 to be a kid or something. But even that doesn’t matter because I’m in my early 20s too so I’m literally talking about my own demographic. And honestly 99% of the stuff has got nothing to do with sex. It’s more of the standard boilerplate misandry that I’m talking about here.
Even so, like I said, we both know it’s the algorithms that magnify the problem. But not everyone understands that. This is why I said it’s been bad for the psyche of men.
I really don’t know why you brought sex into it out of the blue, unless you misunderstood me or you’re just trying to make fun of that guy.
>>33234182They're not real, period. You're waiting for something that doesn't exist
Also moid hands
>>33234183NTA
Have zoomer men considered uninstalling Tiktok? Radical idea, I know.
>>33234186Then they'd like, actually have to do something other than scrolling? Why would anybody do that.
>>33234186No, they haven’t. And quite frankly I can’t expect the next generation, who have literally been raised on an iPad since birth to have that level of self control either. So it will remain a problem.
>>33234189>It's too much to expect zoomers to uninstall social media appsAnd zoomers get mad when older generations shit on them?
>>33234165>providing outsized favors and resourcesI don’t see friendship in such a transactional way… sounds like a recipe for misery and feeling “owed”
>>33234186>>33234188They should spend their time posting on 4chan like us. We welcome Zoomers with open arms, don't we?
>>33234191It's literally all they have
>>33234195Gen Z is a fucking joke, holy shit. Imagine making being terminally online your hobby.
>>33234079Be prepared. Research the company you're applying to and the position you're applying for. Be confident in your skills and that you can do the job you're applying for. They will almost certainly ask you why they should hire you, why you think you're are the best person for the job.
Understand that even if you don't get this job it's not the end of the world. There will be other jobs and opportunities and interviews. This should take some of the pressure of, so that you can be calmer and more relaxed during the interview. Even if you don't end up getting the position it doesn't mean you did badly.
>>33234198Yeah. It's not their fault though. there's literally nothing to do irl anymore
>>33234204Who cares if it's not their fault. They still have the option to stop being terminally online and get real hobbies. They get no sympathy from me.
>>33234204Ah yes, 2025. Year of outdoor activities being banned.
>>33234124There's an easy fix; don't engage with the platform and its content.
>>33234191You can’t wave a problem away by saying “if these people were just not retarded there would be no retardarion”. They are retarded. That’s the reality. Anybody whose life is worse for having used social media SHOULD stop.
I mean we can do this all day. If criminals would just stop committing crimes like degenerates that would sure as hell be nice.
>>33234207No, but quitting social media only works if every other zoomer decides to quit social media and "go outside" at the same time. But they won't. There are literally no young people irl.
>>33234209That doesn't change the fact the solution to being terminally online is obvious and that the people who refuse to stop being terminally online deserve no sympathy.
>>33234138>if you're a teen>Sponsored by the Lorillard Tobacco Company
>>33234160No, but worrying about whether or not it's gay is.
>>33234112What's morally wrong about manipulating and gaslighting another person? Bruh
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>millennial fart sniffing ITT
Oh man, some things never change.
>>33234215>the solution to being addicted to crack is to just quit bro, it's easy
>>33234138>smoking is le badCan't beleived this worked on millenials unironically
>>33234227>Quitting social media is hard so I won't do itPathetic.
>>33234226Your generation thinks quitting social media and not being terminally online is too difficult to do. You retards deserve to be mocked.
>>33234218Yeah. I read in a book that this kind of PSA was actually predatory by design.
The purpose of it was to make cigarettes visible in high schools AND to make Smoking seem badass and forbidden so kids would want to do it.
And I know none of this will matter in the long run but I know a sound is still a sound around no one and while I’m in this body I want somebody to want and I want what I want and I want you
To love me
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>>33234230Then mock away. I’m not going to stop you
>>33234212DM your classmates and ask them to go out for a walk, feed some ducks, take creepshots on the beach, bicycle, play basketball or whatever, swim in a lake, take fentanyl at the lake, now you have a secret you can giggle around others.
>>33234230Why don't you quit 4chan then, starting right you. If you don't reply to me ill beleive you did it and I'll uninstall Instagram and tiktok right now
>>33234212The last zoomer has finally been captured… the world is at peace…
Tiktok is fine if you curate your algorythm properly.
>>33234237It’s bait. He’s just going to continue to say “no u” for the next 50 replies if you keep winding him up. He doesn’t actually have a point to prove. It’s a recreational hobby for him. Please save us all the headache and don’t give him an excuse to shit up the thread.
>>33234236Don't have any classmates, since I'm forced to take online classes for my last semester of college
And if I did how would I dm them, I've never been offered anybodys socials before
>>33234192Most of these "friendzone" situations tend to be a two sided affair where the guy is trying to demonstrate his potential worth as a romantic partner with a lot more attention and favors than he'd do with a normal friend and he 100% has an agenda of getting to date that girl. The women usually know this and the "let's be friends" thing is usually a gambit to try to continue getting that extra level of attention and guilt trip the guy to keep it going as long as possible.
Honestly I have trouble dealing with female friends platonically because a lot of women overstep with requests for favors and expectations and offer almost no return, because that's what they expect from most male "friends." No Julie, friends don't pay for each other's nail salon visits and dinners on nights out unless it's a birthday or something.
Femanons, if you were a stay at home loser gf would you get a job to buy your moid nice things if you liked him enough?
>>33234247Der consoooomer
>>33234248moids need not answer, your purpose is to go make money so get a job
>>33234245So you're just lack social skills, huh.
Don't you have acquaintances from HS? Can't you DM them? Since you're on the social networks, it should be easy to find HS friend and ask them if they want to hangout.
>>33234240Uhm hey, what is this implying
>>33234246>No Julie, friends don't pay for each other's nail salon visits and dinners on nights outAli G is that you
>>33234247I used to work remote jobs for my man to buy him surprises for special occasions. So yeah, if he seems worth it.
>>33234246I’m a guy and I’ve never noticed this, but that’s probably because when they friend zone me I stop treating them in any special sort of way from that point forward. For me once it’s happened it’s over, I can still be their friends but they’re not getting more out of me than I’d give anyone else
>>33234250>your purpose is to go make money so get a jobNo
>>33234258What kind of remote jobs :o OnlyFans?
>>33234252>acquaintances from HSNo, Mr. Unreal, I dont
I forgot how to make acquaintances during covid
Not necessarily blaming th lockdowns though, it's more this place's fault
>>33234246Yeah, there are certainly misconceptions on both sides. Pretty girls may genuinely believe that men give them presents out of the goodness of their hearts, and feel attacked when the presents stop. They may also be cynically extracting free shit while knowing perfectly well the guy wants more than she’s willing to give. From the outside, it’s hard to tell which js which. I try to view everyone’s actions in good faith, but there’s just a huge communication gap between genders that causes everybody to feel insulted :(
>>33234258He's been paying for everything and works really hard, even cooking dinner for me when he gets home and then putting it down for hours before we're go to sleep and do it again the next day. I want to make his life easier because he's just a really amazing person. I feel like even just contributing to rent would be a lot less stress for him.
>>33234258>>33234276how would you feel if your man asked you to stop working because he prefers to be paid in sex?
>>33234269Shit. If only you were able to join a group activity where you could meet people.
Climbing, cycling, swinger parties, running, swimming, breaking in homes at night, hiking... What else strangers do together?
You chose this. There are ways to fix it. You refuse to do anything about it. Stop whining.
>>33234284Life becomes easier for me
>>33234266Lol no, I'm multilingual so translation work.
>>33234284We already fuck daily, my life is low stress because he does everything for me, sometimes I wash dishes or cook dinner but he does most of it even after working really hard. The only times I turn him down is if I am seriously ill.
>>33234297Ah, so you have a talented tongue!
>>33234302Sounds like a comfy life. That’s #relationshipgoals for me too.
>>33234276Try your best to work something low-stress and simple to start contributing, I'm sure he'd appreciate any help you're willing to offer.
>>33234225Women gaslight themselves, its literally their basic method of reasoning. They feel something and then they actively work backwards to figure out why they feel a certain way. You're not gaslighting them you're slow building attraction. Whenever you're doing quick dating you're doing the same fucking thing. Women are going to be on the defensive if you come out the gates swinging which is why play and banter and a hundred other social interactions lowers their guard. Lowering someone's guard is manipulation but it's also a basic principle of human interaction. You can't influence someone without lowering their resistance to being influenced. If you consider that vile and manipulative then I'll be vile and manipulative I guess, but going through life not doing anything to lower people's guard to finding you pleasant and agreeable is fucking retarded batshit crazy behavior. You might as well stop dressing well or filtering what you say or taking a shower because all those are also things you do to put a better foot forward that are not your natural incurated state. You're basically gaslighting someone into thinking you don't actually smell like sweat or get dirty.
>>33234297>multilingual so translation work.That's pretty awesome desu
>>33234339Thanks! Hoping the next guy appreciates it.
>>33234297If it's not too personal, which languages?
>>33234398English and 4 South Asian languages.
>>33234452You're well positioned for the collapse of American power and the rise of Asia then
>>33234460Kinda yeah! I'm looking to get married first though so I hope that happens before the collapse lmao