Thread 33231727

Former: >>33229928

Women, is buttstuff a deal breaker for you?

>>33231744
Yes I don't want a faggot boyfriend

>>33231744
No, not really. That said, I won't do poop stuff.

How do we get more women to read books so /litizens/ don't have to fawn over thots? They could find real women with shared interests

Women, how do you plan on getting a man when THIS is your competition?

>>33231752
You're asking the wrong question dumbass

>>33231747
But it's a girl ass

>>33231755
Nag. That's not the competition

>>33231744
Yep. Nobody is going near my booty.

>>33231752
Isn't "thot" any woman who disagrees?

>>33231755
I'll think of something. Until then, I can just date women.

>>33231758
I don't care. I have a vagina and that should be enough for you. Stay away from my pooper

>>33231744
it’s really gay if my bf ever asked me i’d breakup assuming he was gay

M and F
How do you deal with the crushing weight of defeat and how tired you can come to feel after so many punches from life?
I'm really really tired man...
M here...

>>33231774
Don't open, it's dolphin porn.

>>33231775
I don't know, I haven't felt that yet
M

>>33231775
M, I decided to become the villain

>>33231780
>>33231775
Oh, wait, I did sort of feel that way once. I guess I solved it by masturbating a shitload and playing Deltarune Chapters 1 and 2.

>>33231777
I'm gonna be real bro, that link is probably gonna give you viruses

>>33231780
Hope you never do.
>>33231783
I find no peace in that either... I just wanted a simple life you know? Even that is fucking excruciatingly difficult to get it seems.

Women is this true?

>>33231777
>>33231786
its literally just an mp3 file
cant even hear what theyre saying

>>33231775
M
Dreams breathe life into men, and can cage them in suffering. Men live and die by their dreams, but long after they’ve been abandoned, they still smolder deep in men’s hearts. Some see nothing more than life and death. They are dead. For they have no dreams.

>>33231762
I mean actual ethots

>>33231756
What's the real question

>>33231789
Never happened to me and I have roast beefies

>>33231793
Indeed

>>33231774
>45 minutes
I was worried this was another QT rant
much more interesting thankfully
if qt was as good a storyteller i might like him more

>>33231775
M
I have nothing left in life except fucking my dolls

>>33231799
Do they go well with bread?

>>33231804
you post them on /p/?

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33231804
What keeps you going inside? What makes you want to see another day?

>>33231804
oh wait nvm i thought you said "my fucking dolls"

>>33231807
Try /jp/

>>33231809
Women do you look like this when raiding the fridge at 3am

>>33231814
Same wtf. I was like awww cute but now aaaaAAAA

>>33231787
Okay I was memeing but you just need to try and give yourself as much rest and forgiveness as possible, accept that life is difficult and unfair but better days and moments are to come

>>33231762
>I'll think of something. Until then, I can just date women
Based

>>33231747
based

>>33231819
Thanks brother, I'm really trying my hardest, life has been a fucking bitch for a few years now. I'll keep going somehow.

>Post Gender
What position(s) did you lose your virginity in?

>>33231824
M
CEO

>>33231824
F
Cowgirl

>>33231804
I have nothing left in life except my fucking dolls
You have nothing left in life except fucking your dolls
We are not the same

>>33231824
F
Shortstop

>>33231799
Would you describe it as wack

>>33231824
Male
Currently number 217 in the leaderboards of [redacted], and my virginity is intact.

>>33231824
M
R.E.M. dream state
>>33231803
I have a story for you
Once upon a time there was an anon and he was a faggot, the end
>>33231823
Life's a bitch but we are bitchier
In the words of Britney Spears you have to be that bitch

>>33231812
Buying outfits for my doll
Dressing up my doll
Fucking my doll

God could have prevented this. I was doing really well then I lost everything that gave my life meaning

Actually in all seriousness this was inevitable

>>33231831
Shut up

>>33231824
M
2 o'clock

>>33231827
your dildo collection doesn't count

>>33231830
Wtf is that

>>33231824
f, um i dunno, we moved around a lot
dick in vagina position i suppose

>>33231836
God I love teasing you haha

>>33231830
>between second and third base
I see what you did there shawty
>>33231835
>Buying outfits for my doll
>Dressing up my doll
You can do this without banging them
https://youtu.be/kk924l29cyQ?si=qWj0RIWhKaPhMvt4

>>33231824
M
Kneeling wheelbarrow

>>33231752
>thots

>>33231834
I guess I'm that frog getting boiled in water, I'm just a pretty fucking resistant frog it seems.
>>33231835
What happened to you? If you don't mind telling.

>>33231834
i dont hate you qt

>>33231827
Best position. Boobs go boing.

>>33231840
How did he last so long?

>>33231824
m
I haven't lmao

>>33231834
I hate you QT

>>33231755
Nothing. Meh

>>33231834
Did you notice the OP image?

>>33231834
I don't hate you but your vocaroos suck.
>heh heh heh if you hate my vocaroos then I'll just make more to spite you
Forcing a "villain arc" won't undo and won't justify what you did to hurt the people who love you.

>>33231848
:|

>>33231857
He's the one who made the thread. He was butthurt that he couldn't post any more images in the old thread and now here we are.

>>33231861
Small boobs are still boobs

>>33231853
Shout-out to all my haters
>>33231847
Shout-out to all my non haters
>>33231846
Well if you ever read the princess and the frog he went from an uggo to a baller
>>33231857
Blast from the past, originally made by oxford iirc

>>33231865
What is it with you and this Oxford motherfucker

>>33231846
>What happened to you?
I'm borderline retarded and was poorly socialized so I was in way over my head holding down a job and having friends even though it was good for me
I'm overdramatic about what happened but I can't help but be, with how many signs the universe gave me saying I should not try to contact old friends and should instead slowly go off the deep end in isolation

>>33231859
>won't undo and won't justify what you did to hurt the people who love you.
There's no going back.

>>33231862
>He's the one who made the thread
I didn't tho...
>won't undo and won't justify what you did to hurt the people who love you
Never said it would

>>33231865
Well I lack the princess for now. But thanks anyway, I chuckled.

>>33231871
There is only going forward, but first you have to stand up and start walking down that path.

>>33231864
They don't bounce

>>33231868
Kek
oxford comma is an old anon and the who gave me the nickname
she was a big fan of king of the hill and lili & stitch
>>33231869
>holding down a job and having friends even though it was good for me
If you can do it once you can do it again, clearly both the job and friends valued you and you are capable
>should not try to contact old friends and should instead slowly go off the deep end in isolation
This is depression speaking, but you know deep down this isn't the answer and will only make you feel worse
I believe in you pal

>>33231869
Did you lose the job? What's it too much?

>>33231871
>There's no going back.
Looks like it.

>>33231727 (OP)
not busting in 2 days has my dick sensitive as fuck and my balls aching and feeling heavier than usual

>>33231880
>oxford comma is an old anon and the who gave me the nickname
Why did she stop talking to you? What did you do to push her away?

>>33231884
i dont bust in 2 days and i dont even notice it.
its nice being low libido

>>33231885
Uh nothing lol, she's just married and has a life and career now so doesn't post as often (also is in America so time zones don't line up)

>>33231886
Based
I went over 2 weeks recently without noticing
>>33231888
Nick has entered the chat
Why is she spitting out her water

>>33231887
Has she been here since the hack?

>>33231884
i’m ovulating soon. I’ll let you cum inside me if you fuck me

>>33231747
Based

>>33231888
Great, another namecuck

Men
How do you want to be rejected? Is it easier if its based on a dealbreaker?
ex) Oh we have different plans for kids, we should nip this in the bud (we can still be friends though)
or something more vague
ex) I'm not feeling it, sorry

Nick more like nig haha

>>33231898
this is such an important question

>>33231898
Tell him he has a small dick and you're a size queen

>>33231898
A reason would be good yeah

>>33231898
>we can still be friends though
Fuck that noise.
Be sincere, if you don't want it just say so.

>>33231893
jesus christ don't do that to me please

>>33231891
i was not reading atoga BUT sometimes early in a thread you see some posts on page one and i saw that post and i just like went to see what it was about n thend i took a sip and saw that he was @qt n i was like "oh boy here we go" but ina campy way and i choked a little bit on the sip i was having n sp i posted that anime girl which is a derivision of that one girl drinking water making the ok sign that used to get posted a lot

>>33231898
I prefer the honest answer personally
>>33231899
Saint Niggerlas
>>33231900
Is it
>>33231892
Possibly but I don't recall it

>>33231881
>Did you lose the job?
Well I have a different job now but I barely interact with anyone
>What's it too much?
I worked fanatically at it because it was interesting but I was born with no talent for anything and helpless.

>>33231861
>>33231875
If you don’t have big bouncy boobies, then it’s not really cowgirl, is it? It’s just… girl.

>>33231898
i want you to tell me THE reason youre rejecting me
dont matter how dumb, unreasonable, inconsiderate, etc. etc, it is.

>>33231898
I feel like most men want the straight and honest gut punch answer.

>>33231909
She's still riding you thoughever

>>33231907
>I prefer the honest answer personally
No. The honest answer is going to hurt your feelings and I don't want to be mean

>>33231908
At least you have a job bro, godspeed

>>33231875
yeah they do. im a man and my pecs bounce if im not clenching them

>>33231908
It seems like you had it anon, jobs don't need talent, you can do it again.

>>33231906
I have no idea what you're yapping about

>>33231893
Why are women like this?
They play with my feelings.
Are they just demons?

>>33231913
If you can't be honest then what's the fucking point? Anything is going to hurt, just be real about it, you won't be able to hide it anyway no woman can, we smell the bullshit.

M: what careers do women have in mind when they express interest in blue Collar men? Or is it merely an aesthetic thing?

>>33231910
I don't want him to think I'm a bitch or to be responsible for a crash out
>>33231911
No they don't

>>33231913
My feelings are hurt anyway if I'm getting rejected lol, if I get the honest answer at least I know why
(but I don't ask anyone out anyway)

>>33231884
Do men really…?
I start getting a little pent up after like, 2 weeks without cooming, but it goes away if I ignore it.

>>33231917
ok well at least 6 people understand perfectly and that post was for themn anyway you could probably understand it to if you even liked me

i'm leaving anyway i think one of these witches has actually barred me from this thread it feels wrong to be here

>>33231918
Women can't understand the affection deprived environment men live, so they think these jokes are harmless.

>>33231913
Oh wait are you the blind date girl who is asking how to reject this dude you went on one date with?
Just stick with the generic "not feeling it" reason, he'll take the hint and it avoids any drama

You guys are liars lol you don't want her to be honest.

>>33231898
>Oh we have different plans for kids, we should nip this in the bud
This is very reasonable and I'd understand.
Don't remain friends tho. It's inappropriate to remain friend with someone who is romantically interested in you. Not only is it hurtful, but the day you get a bf, it'd be weird for him too.
>oh yeah, this is my friend "x", he has a crush me.

>>33231921
Alright well if you don't want to then just keep doing what you were doing before. Seems like you've made up your mind already.

>>33231927
Do you still write in your diary?

>>33231921
>I don't want him to think I'm a bitch
what difference does it make your breaking up with him
>be responsible for a crash out
the kind of people to crash out over a rejection will crash out no matter what you tell him. Just be honest for goodness' sake

>>33231927
Nah I've always liked ya and was playing, the pics are cute too
Screw the witches but I understand if you must go, farewell

>>33231921
Idk I disagree. I think most men would rather know why, but I guess if you lie then they'll never know and ah what the hell, fuck it. You do what you gotta do.

>>33231898
If it's a physical trait then no I don't want to hear about it, anything else is completely optional but a simple "I don't see us working out" is fine and dandy.

Most guys will be offended if you cap "we can still be friends" on at the end, even if you really mean it, also avoid "you're a nice guy."

>>33231906
big fan of the pixel boobies aesthetic

>>33231930
>uhhhmm sweaty? i know more about you than you do
fuck off you son of a bitch

>>33231898
First one I would completely understand

>>33231930
Incels want to know how they can camouflage their red flags better, so yeah, they want her to be as honest as possible.

>>33231930
Of course I want it, it just cuts the bullshit and saves my brain from the effort of thinking of what was wrong.

>>33231898
Being honest, it doesn't matter since I assume you're giving me a politically correct answer already, kek.

>>33231898
For me, I prefer not to be given a reason. But I might be biased because I'm usually rejected for my height.

>>33231898
First is less crushing. Still sucks though

>>33231913
The truth hurts, but it hurts even more to keep him wondering forever
The more compassionate option is to be a bitch today

Women would you be okay with a bf with a 6.3" dick?

i forgot about the girl i was talking to earlier on discord
hope shes not mad at me

Is he really going to be crushed after one date. I hate this I feel so bad

>>33231905
come on! let me bounce you

>>33231945
Kek. Yeah, as a fellow short guy it's not like anyone's ever said it out loud. It's just "you're a nice guy, you'll find someone one day!"
Like come on, I know what that means by now, I'm not 10 years old.

>>33231948
That's literally an average sized penis. Yes.

>>33231920
I guess like construction or welding? It’s more than an aesthetic… blue collar guys smell good too…

>>33231950
No? Don't worry. Rejections are normal for a guy. He has gotten a lot of them and will get a lot more. Life is hard and brutal.

>>33231953
>6 inches is average
Wow

>>33231893
Reading this made my stomach clench.

>>33231950
He'll be fiiine. Not like he's your concern after anyway.

>>33231955
This is horrible

>>33231950
No he shouldn't be lol
I was a little upset when people didn't want a second date but I moved on quick l was only kinda crushed after I'd been on like 10 dates with a girl

>>33231950
He's going to be upset but that's life, he'll be fine in a day or two.

>>33231954
ah yes, sweat, diesel fuel, and man ass

>>33231950
Probably not.
Like maybe if he was very vulnerable and honest throughout I guess, but the worst thing you could do there is being dishonest or ghosting him

>>33231950
After 1 date, no.
It might hurt, but it will pass. Waiting any longer is what will make it devastating.

>>33231959
Yep that's life alright

>>33231948
What is that in cm

>>33231952
I actually have heard it outloud a few times. I'm glad it's not universal though.

>>33231959
It's life, you and him gotta move on. Don't worry.
If you want to be sweet you can send him a longer message about how you hope his next date goes amazing, and some things you liked about him or what he did. We don't have to be mean to each other.

>>33231959
That's life baby

I don't think I'm going to date anymore after this I feel physically sick having to tell people I don't see a future with them

>>33231959
Yeah, but that's part of life.

>>33231967
google it metricoid

>>33231967
16cm

>>33231971
It's not too bad. Ghosting is what sucks

>>33231953
Average is 5.1"-5.25"

>>33231971
You really need to work on that excessive guilt

>>33231959
You're a nice person. It is what it is.

>>33231971
It's good that you feel that way, most people just straight up ghost their dates.
Keep it human and normal, he'll get it.

>>33231971
Wasn't it just one date?

>>33231974
Way too big

>>33231977
How is this excessive. This just feels mean
>>33231978
I'm not that nice
>>33231980
Yea

>>33231981
Stop it, I'll blush

>>33231981
For real?

>>33231971
guys are way too sensitive
do yourself a favor and date women instead

>>33231976
I thought the average is 6.5" length and 6" circumference according to /atoga/ self-reported statistics.

>>33231988
i dont even have to tell you

>>33231983
>This just feels mean
What is the real reason you don't want to see him anymore? It seems like you feel mean because of that reason.

>>33231957
why clench ?

What are typical dealbreakers for people other than kids?

>>33231983
Yeah it feels bad but beating yourself up like this over inconveniencing someone who's heard the same song and dance a million times is entirely misplaced. You need to chill out.

>>33231983
>Yea
You're not ruining his life. Take a breath.

>>33231988
>6" circumference
That's a pornstar dick. Some pornstars are thinner actually

>>33231993
black

>>33231993
Toilet paper over hang vs toilet paper under hang.

>>33231898
>How do you want to be rejected?
Unambiguously. There's a big difference between being direct and being mean.
> Is it easier if its based on a dealbreaker?
No, doesn't make a difference. Giving a reason also opens you up to men arguing with you about it.

>>33231975
>>33231979
This lmao
He's lucky to get a kind rejection message instead of just getting ghosted

>>33231993
Tattoos

>>33231993
Threatening to stab me in my sleep

>>33231993
religion, sexual past, smoking, drinking, planning to move for work, politics

>>33231985
It’s longer than my finger, and my finger hurts, soooo

>>33231993
>>33231997
fat

>>33231983
you are sweet if you care. Remember that not all pain is bad. This kind of pain proves you care and you are not dead inside or a bad person. Just live with the pain.

>>33232004
But I'm just so passionate, you know I can't control myself when my passion makes me crazy.

>>33231993
When her cervix is too low.

>>33231992
For some reason that happens if i get aroused quickly. Maybe it's serotonin? I think it's produced around there.

>>33231983
Just tell him you have a 2 digit body count, he'll see himself out

>>33231991
He was just kind of dumb and not very engaged. But I'm not going to say that to anyones face that's crazy
>>33231994
I don't know if this is his millionth time I'm pretty sure he hasn't been on many dates before

>>33231993
Different lifestyles.
Idk, either it works or it doesn't. I don't have many set dealbreakers.

I want to love women, but they don't want my love. So they get my hate instead.

>>33231975
I've never understood why people hate ghosting, I've been ghosted and I ghost people too.
>anon that's horrible
look a few guys have bad reactions to rejections, pretty much all women do and they also tend to try to act on them in any way they can, hence why I feel like it's okay to ghost them.

>>33232013
She's a virgin bro

>>33231986
>it’s pride month so I can’t tell the bisexual recruiters to leave

>>33231993
idk ive never tried dating

>>33231993
Pets
My ex wanted kids and I didn't
She wanted dogs and I'm a cat person

>>33232014
You don't need to say that, nor feel mean about it, it's just preferences.
Tell him that you didn't feel like you were compatible, tell him good luck as well and say something nice about him that you noticed.

>>33232017
I never understood why zoomzooms think ghosting is different from a breakup message.
Like, what do you imagine I am thinking when I see you ghost me? Oh, maybe she dropped her phone in a killer whale's mouth while on a sightseeing voyage? Come on, lady, ghosting is just "I don't want to talk to you anymore, also I'm super modern and speaking words out loud is sooooo passe"

>>33232014
Even if it's not what other option do you have. You gotta do what you gotta do don't be so flagellant about it, the longer you drag it out the worse it will be. You'll forget it by next week trust me.

>>33231986
Yeah then she could get the shit beaten out of her by a woman who won't even catch a charge for it lol.

>>33231986
Which femanon would you set her up with?

>>33232014
>He was just kind of dumb and not very engaged
It's over for himbos
Anyway just say you weren't really feeling it

>>33232014
Oh no… what if you’re his first date ever??
That means he’ll be comparing you to every other girl he dates, for the rest of his life…..

>>33232030
The one that posts the cats

Why on God's green Earth is this post >>33231860 the last post of the previous thread?

Women, is there any way, products, routines, whatever, that can help me with split ends?
I don't want to cut them yet, and there's this one particular part of my hair that looks worse than the rest. Idk how to fix it, or make it less noticeable.

>>33232014
>I don't know if this is his millionth time I'm pretty sure he hasn't been on many dates before
Is he unattractive?

>>33232034
I was assuming that it'd be a tripfag post but I'm pleasantly delighted

>>33232014
>He was just kind of dumb and not very engaged
Himbo bros we keep losing

Foids thoughts on cum?

>>33232025
It's not a preference it's just me being mean
>>33232032
That is not funny I really hope not. I don't want to traumatize him
>>33232039
No

>>33232034
Hornyposters kill threads, more at 11.

>>33232033
They'd make a cute couple. I think cat poster would be the Domme; with a lot of lesbians it seems like the rowdy one is actually the sub.

>>33232041
Couldn't be me.
>tfw to intelligent to talk to women without dropping spaghetti

>>33232044
>It's not a preference it's just me being mean
I'll tell what is a mean thing to do, telling him the problem is you and not him, then asking him for advice on the next guy you like. My ex did this.
Do what I told you woman, BELIEVE.

>>33232044
>No
Then what makes you think he's inexperienced? How old is he?

Oh god I did it I told him. I want to die I feel so evil

>>33232038
You can’t fix split ends. Once it’s dead, it’s dead. Depending on your hair texture you could try various oils or deep conditioning to make your hair softer and shinier.

>>33231798
You're basically asking how to get more women to share *your* preferred interests. Because if you only ask the question "how to get women to read more books", it's easy enough to appeal to smut and romance. Same way dudes are bound to read sci-fi schlock ripping off of Starship Troopers or 40k or Battletech ot FTL or shitty fantasy that aims to "deconstruct" or millenialize their settings and stories or a mix of the two.

>>33232055
Relax. You're not.

>>33232056
It's so over fuck

>>33232055
Breathe sweetheart

>>33232055
Oh fuck what did you do?! You terrible fucking person!
Just kidding, you did good.

>>33232055
it’s the compassionate choice, anon

>>33232059
Is your hair really fine textured?

>>33232055
You're low-key adorable.

>>33232024
Cats are stress relief; dogs are stress incarnate

>>33232056
hair is "dead" the minute it leaves your scalp though

>>33232055
It's like putting down a sick animal, it has to be done.

>>33232055
I know how that feels. I hate it.
But it was the right choice. You did good.

>>33232055
You made him stronger against women. He is now in his training arc.

>>33232017
It's just rude.

>>33232055
It's fine, we're all well aware that women hate us so it's not that big a deal when one of them shivs us like that. We're used to it.

>>33232055
Some women (like my sister) actually enjoy it. So cut yourself some slack.

>>33232066
You know what I mean, I’m not arguing semantics with you.

Is it weird as a man to feel bad for women who are reduced to doing efuk videos like eating a cum omelette made by a bunch of guys?

>>33232063
I don't know what that means desu.
I did the thing where you put a hair in a glass of water and didn't sink at all.
It's wavy.
But the ends look brittle and it bothers me.

>>33232043
I only like it inside me. Cum by itself is gross

>>33232078
yes, it’s quite weird for men to have empathy for others

>>33232078
I mean it's a miserable existence, you should feel bad.

>>33232076
Why does she enjoy it

>>33232080
Kinda lame. I would like it if she valued my cum a lot.

>>33232078
No this is just empathy for another person lol

>>33232079
You just have to trim them and take better care of the new growth

>>33232085
Woman moments

>>33232085
She's a dick. It makes her feel superior.
I think she has ASPD 2bh

>>33232050
>tfw to intelligent
>to
Clearly not that intelligent.

>>33232087
i don’t give a fuck what you think. Eat your own cum if you want is so valued

>>33232078
Empathy is a thing. Don't feel bad about that

>>33232080
>I only like it inside me
Are you speaking from experience

>>33232094
Based femanon

>>33231764
So real, I'll never understand women who ask if I want to try anal.
I did try with a girl in HS and never did it again cause it fucking sucks compared to pussy.

>>33232067
I don't want to do any of this. I wish it was one and done. I can't stand constantly failing at this stuff
>>33232075
I don't hate him I wish I did like him it would make everything so much easier

>>33232078
Men treat garbage better than they treat women.

>>33232096
yes with my fiancee

>>33232078
You shouldn't. They made the decisions that put them there, and they also hate you for being a man.

>>33232078
You're watching another human being in an absolute precarious existence. It's called empathy, you're normal.

>>33232101
NTA. A lot of women like rough sex. I wish they didn't, but they do.

>>33232063
nta but yeah. same problem as him. thin wispy hair. just got a haircut. what should i buy to put on it. what kinds of oils and conditioners exactly

>>33232100
You don't need to lie for /atoga/. Women hate men, that's just how it is. It's OK.

>>33232104
I bet your mom was a cum dump in her youth.

>>33232101
>a man who loved me also lusted after me
truly women have it so hard

>>33232094
Are you on your period? Or are you jh?

>>33232111
Not exactly but she did get pregnant at 17.

>>33232098
really hate how men get turned on by watching a woman swallow cum. But hey how about they eat their own cum?! will they still get aroused?! if my bf asks me to swallow I’ll make him swallow first the fuck

>>33232101
Women do like that shit though, what are you talking about?

>>33232100
>I don't want to do any of this. I wish it was one and done. I can't stand constantly failing at this stuff
Like a one night stand?

>>33232115
I knew a girl who loved to taste her onw pussy, she would lick my fingers clean directly from after being under her.

>>33232115
What if he does

>>33232101
Women don't like nice guys

>>33232115
NTA. I like licking my gf when she's wet though?

>gf is on birth control
>lets me cum in her and she just keeps it inside, usually just pulls up her panties
>even goes to work or dinner with friends with my cum in her
It's hot as fuck but should I be worried about it being way up there and staying in there despite birth control? She never cleans it out after we fuck and it just stays up there.

>>33232106
>>33232116
>A few dozen pornstars like rough sex
>All women like rough sex
Stop being coom brained.

women, why are you insane?

>>33232115
You can just say "no", you know? No need to have a melty about it

>>33232112
M
I don't think love is implied there

>>33232115
I mean, he DOES eat you out, right? Right? He basically HAS to swallow if he does that…

>>33232115
If my gf actually got turned on by me doing that I'd do it all the time, I feel like you're just a selfish lover like most women.

>>33232126
shut the fuck up random anon

>>33232115
I wouldn't be disappointed if she doesn't swallow because it is kinda gross

>>33232125
0 upvotes 300 comments kek

>>33232101
>My ex loved being slapped in the face
>Loved her ass slapped so hard she couldn't sit straight later
>Fucked so hard she would feel it the next day
>Like being called a dirty little whore
I don't know what to say to you.

>>33232123
er, hopefully she just cleans up after you leave… it can cause lots of problems if she keeps it in for hours

>>33232131
it’s not kinda it’s fucking gross, like ok let me swallow but eat my shit up then fuck no

>>33232125
>Reddit post

>>33232125
Women ramped up the consequences for asking the wrong girl out to ridiculous levels, so no there won't be any more risk taking. If you like a guy you get to do all the work now, sorry but that's the future you chose.

>>33232134
>my ex represents all women
This is women tier logic.

>>33232124
Have you forgotten that 50 shades of gray was the fastest selling novel for a new ip in history?

>>33232124
Ah yes, one day you'll have sex too I guess.

What the hell I told him and now he's going "I really like you though" I don't know what to say. Why is he fighting me on this

>>33232125
Expecting him to replace them is a little insane, but him not cleaning them off the table is a little insane too.

>>33232134
Why'd you break up?

>>33232135
It does? She does keep it in there for hours, or at least I think so, I never ask and just roll with her keeping it in when she goes somewhere.
Wouldn't peeing help maybe? She's gotta pee sometime

And why does he think he likes me after one date? Why are men fucking crazy

>>33232125
M
I'd just assume it's her shit and she'd rather it be left alone.

>>33232148
Yup.

>>33232148
why would anybody even go on a date at all with someone they dont at least "like"

>>33232143
he’s forcing you into a corner and hoping you’ll cave
it’s time to be a bitch, anon

>>33232143
He's desperate just tell him sorry and move on

>>33232140
NTA but I've had a few gfs like that, being slapped a little or choked seems to be a standard among them all, even the really normie girls.

>>33232143
>sorry. I'm really not interested.
>we're not compatible.
>I wish you the best. It was nice knowing you. Take care.
>*block*

>>33232140
Because she was the most recent one, all the others before her liked the same shit, one even asked me to choke her hard, I was even worried about that shit.
And yeah they were just "normal" girls on the outside, no one would even imagine that from them, I know I didn't.

>>33232107
I personally have really thick hair so I’m not the best educated on this but you could try using a coconut oil hair serum (I like the palmers one), or rosemary oil overnight. For deep conditioners I recommend Aussie or palmers. It also might be a good idea to get a silk or satin bonnet to sleep in to prevent further damage when you’re sleeping.

>>33232148
i hate this sfm when they do this like chill tf out you barely know me

>>33232137
You can't actually eat shit though, you'll end up in the hospital.

>>33232143
Red flag much?
Just say something like he's a nice guy but you're really sorry you just don't feel the same way and are sure he'll meet the right girl blah blah, he should take a hint and stop being retarded
>>33232148
I mean it's pretty normal to have an idea of whether you're attracted to somebody or not after a date lol
>Why are men fucking crazy
You are the one having a melty about a first date on a chinese dishwashing forum

>>33232146
>when they piss the cum out

>>33232161
How am I not supposed to hate women when they are like this?

>>33232078
Yes, because not only is empathy faggot shit your example is tame too
I remember seeing women swallow horse cum on /b/, what you're talking about is almost a respectable career by comparison

>>33232123
>girl likes a dude so much that she takes his cum with her wherever she goes
i want this

>>33232152
I'm so sick of this now I'm mad and crying
>>33232153
This sucks

>>33232146
yes, peeing is the best way to flush it out quickly
the vagina doesn’t do well with foreign material inside it, which is why it’s self-cleaning and naturally refreshes itself on a regular basis
as you might imagine, a full load of jizz kind of gums up the works…

>>33232143
Just block him

>>33232145
She was insane and treated me really badly, like really badly. I still loved her though, but that kind of treatment wears your mind and soul like no other thing, so when I became a husk of myself she broke up with me and found another bloke in a month. Ironically, he treated her just like she did me, karma I guess.

>>33232148
>Why are men fucking crazy
Lol, nightingale's misandry arch has begun.

>>33232168
See? He was an asshole first, now you can get mean without feeling bad. Are you going to let him just walk over you??

>>33232168
Poor girl. Yeah it sucks but that's just how it is.

Men, why are you dropping out of romance?

Hehe yes I love serving gangbangers who walk in with guns

Where is GIOYC? I have many inside thoughts that I would like to turn into outside thoughts

>>33232168
Just say no and block him holy fuck.
You are making it worse for yourself.

>>33232176
I think I missed the boat.

>>33232152
This, if a guy doesn't fuck off after the rejection you're officially approved to activate bitch mode

>>33232176
Because my life is a trainwreck and I have nothing to offer women lol

>>33232169
It should be alright then I'd think, she usually pees before she leaves the house or when we get to whatever place we're going to that day.

>>33232176
Too many crazy bitches out there for me to give effort for nothing.
I'll be romantic when I receive some first.

>>33232176
Why do you post things like this when you are a male?

>>33232168
Hun, please cut yourself some slack.

>>33232176
Haven’t found anyone worth it desu

>>33232123
Girls: Would you do this for your man? Are any of you into this? I want a girl that is into this but idk if its rare.

>>33232176
I don't feel like opening up only to have my words used against me again. Plus I can't get cheated on again if I'm single.

>>33232176
not tryna make a fool of myself sorry

>>33232184
if she hasn’t died of a yeast infection yet, then she must be taking care of it somehow
so relax and jizz in peace :)

>>33232176
Women did it first. We didn't really get a choice.

Ok it's over thanks guys for your help

>guy gets rejected
>he is sad about it
>this means he is evil and manipulative
I love reddit.

>>33232176
Because girls think they deserve romance while giving nothing back.

>>33232196
Proud of you!

>>33232176
I'd argue women dropped out of romance first if they were ever in it in the first place, men just finally caught up.

>>33232176
I might be moving soon.

>>33232194
I will, thanks anon

>>33232176
I’m not. I tried my very best to be emotionally available/present, caring, loving, gentle, patient, etc. and it still wasn’t enough. If a woman ever picks me first again I’ll gladly be as romantic as is appropriate. But I’m done chasing women

>>33232196
There. Wasn't so bad was it.

>>33232203
How many women have you chased

>>33232176
I waited too long, and now I'm too old.

>>33232190
Sure, but I’d want to wear some extra layers… it kinda ruins my dinner if I feel it dripping out

>>33232196
Now go break another guy's heart!
Just kidding

>if you never put yourself out there, you'll never get what you want!
ok but humiliation is a fate worse than death so

>>33232176
F
I don't know how to be romantic 2bh. What do men want?

>>33232196
>he wouldn’t listen and anon was forced to stab him to death

>>33232203
Damn.

>>33232176
Takes time and effort and no one worthy of that effort when I'm fighting for my one life out here.
If someone appears that wants to actually fight together instead of just receiving goodies, I'll gladly be romantic.

>>33232176
"dropping out" implies i ever had a chance to try it in the first place
maybe if i was likeable i wouldve. but no girl ever treated me like the other boys they liked in school, and with the advice of 4chan, i decided to give up while i was behind

>>33232210
for you to approach us for a change

>>33232210
*ahem*
boobs

>>33232148
>And why does he think he likes me after one date? Why are men fucking crazy
You can't like someone after meeting them for the first time?
Sounds like you have avoidant attachment issues.
Why would anyone go on a second date if they didn't like the person after the first date?

>>33232197
It's my favorite right after
>"he doesn't want to keep doing favors or taking me out to dinner after I rejected him!"
>"he totally fuckzoned me! Men are trash!"

>>33232209
You get used to the embarrassment. At this point, I figure that any man who will put up with my cringe ass will be more likely to be interested in sticking with me for the long haul. So it's a good filter.

>>33232210
Love

>>33232210
It would be nice if women didn't act like they hate us.

>>33232207
>it kinda ruins my dinner if I feel it dripping out
Not for me

>>33232210
Loyalty, affection, support and an understanding caring woman, not a bitch that wants to be a control freak.

I cannot believe how utterly cucked you fucking losers are, holy shit.

>>33232210
>What do men want?
Let me open up to you.

>>33232093
It's a meme, you dip

>>33232134
>>33232155
>>33232106
>>33232116
Men, how do you cope that your girlfriend has been slapped, choked, spanked, and fucked roughly by other men?

>>33232190
Fuck no.

>>33232227
Meanwhile there's the anon above whose gf takes his cum with her when she goes anyway. That's love.

>>33232220
you don't understand i'm worried about me being cringe

>>33232205
Zero, but the fact that the most recent one that chased me relentlessly turned out to not even know what she was looking for and played with my emotions anyway and didn’t bother to tell me until I’d gotten attached and it would break my heart just really put me off the whole thing

>>33232231
You'll have to ask the next guy about that.

>>33232210
>calls me baby
>shows me affection and desire spontaneously
>tells me how much she likes me and recognizes when I do something good.
>is open and honest about all of her thoughts and feelings. That's the kind kf intimacy that matter the most.
>genuinely likes my presence and to cuddle.
Fuck. That last one made me think about how there's no fucking way anyone ever likes me in that way. It's over.
But yeah, that's all I guess. The rest are things we mostly do together and I can do things like planning dates or romantic acts. It's more about intimacy and being valued for me.
It is beyond over.

>>33232231
I broke up with a girl after I found out she let a hookup pee on her before we met.

>>33232231
by not exposing myself to the possibility of failure by having a gf
ez

>>33232235
just find another woman

>>33232214
How old are you anon?

>>33232241
Nta but did you miss the part where he said she broke his heart kek

>>33232241
I can’t. She was perfect for me in every way except for the whole commitment issues/communication issues/avoidant personality thing

>>33232234
Embrace the cringe. Someone who loves you through your cringe will make you feel complete.

>>33232237
>That last one made me think about how there's no fucking way anyone ever likes me in that way. It's over.
REAL

>>33232210
Some kind of genuine display of affection or support, maybe you do something for a special occasion that demonstrates you know us well and our tastes? Small gifts now and then that show the same? You know, all the same shit that men are just expected to do as a standard thing?

>>33232210
There are a lot of ways, basically it's by showing affection which can be Physical touch, words of affirmation, quality time, acts of service, gift giving, diving undivided attention, small gestures.
Basically think about what you like the most and do those with the guy, and talk to him about his preferred style of affection.

Romance is dead because social media replaced it.
There's no romance when the next best thing is always in your face all the time.

>>33232217
to clarify, I don’t mean only big boobs
every woman’s chest is divinely soft and beautiful
please don’t doubt the depths of our devotion for boobs of all shapes and sizes

>>33232243
oh grow up

>>33232227
Elaborate...

>>33232244
>She was perfect for me in every way except

how can you know this if you won’t meet other women?

>>33232245
>a woman says this
NTA but uhhhh why are you saying this? Doesn’t work like that for men

>>33232239
Did I ruin my ex bfs by accidentally peeing on them during sex back when we were dating? Or does it not go both ways?

>>33232242
18, almost 19

>>33232248
>all the same shit that men are just expected to do as a standard thing?
This lmao

>>33232245
in the event that this is even possible, my avoidant personality makes this unachievable for me unfortunately. that's just the way she goes

>>33232210
>What do men want?
This

>>33232255
Oh, then sucks to be you, I guess.

>>33232256
I'd of found that shit gross when I was younger but the older and more degen me would be into it a little. But only a little. If it's emptying a full bladder, I'm out.

>>33232256
If it's an accident then it's different

>>33232256
It's ok, I'll let you pee on me anytime.

>>33232247
I'm in a hole of my own making that I can't climb out of. The walls crumble when I try to grip them and I fall right to the bottom once again.

>>33232254
I’m not sure what you’re getting at. I know she was perfect for me because we spent enough time together and got to know each other well enough that I knew she had all of the qualities that are necessary for me to want to seriously date somebody. I’m not saying other women can’t also check all my boxes but it’s really unlikely imo.

>>33232252
No u
>>33232254
Nta but why do you need to meet other women if you know in your heart no one will be (her)

>>33232256
Interesting question, I love getting peed on by a girl but I would never pee on her because it would be gross.

>>33232267
Do you live near Smethwick lad? Come round and I'll fuck ya up, if you win I buy you a pint if I win you do. Deal?

>>33232210
Be reminded that I'm loved, and to love back

Women: How into nipple biting and nipple sucking are you?
t. girl im seeing loves me to bite them really hard and i've never seen it this before

What does it mean when someone calls you a special lady

>>33232257
Now's the time to try desu. Bitch and moan when you're in your mid-late 20s.

>>33232262
Obvs it's just the accidental dribble. I piss before sex, but it doesn't always fully empty.
>>33232263
That doesn't seem fair. Intent being grosser than the action makes so sense.
>>33232264
>>33232269
Pissfags really are the silver lining to having urinary stress incontinence.

>>33232266
>I’m not sure what you’re getting at

i ask because alot of heartbroken moids ideolize women instead of going to find a new one

>women nowadays can't understand the concept of giving love and affection
Fucking grim dudes...

>>33232273
Were you ever put in a special class as a child

>>33232218
>Sounds like you have avoidant attachment issues.
True

>>33232272
Not at all. It's intensely painful to play with them in any direct way.

>>33232274
>Bitch and moan when you're in your mid-late 20s.
as a mid-20s khv i find this offensive

>>33232267
>if you know in your heart no one will be (her)
I looked for pieces of (her) in other people. But no one can compare. Everyone is their own person and what I did is evil and it hurt the people I did it to.
I hate myself for it and so I refuse to ever try again, because I can't live with myself if I keep hurting others. It's not fair to them. I regret it everyday.

>>33232275
A little dribble by mistake would be very strangely just a little hot, but I wouldn't want things to go any further than that.

Women can you understand the concept of giving love and affection

>>33232281
You should keep trying too. Now's really the time to try. Bitch and moan harder when you're in your mid 30s

>>33232274
"try" how. how do you even start at this point. i cant even talk to girls, much less figure out what im even supposed to do to make friends with them. or even if im supposed to make friends with them, since asking out female friends is bad or whatever. why even try when women obviously dont want us that much

>>33232283
I think men only find it hot because it makes me embarrassed.
>>33232285
Yeh, I give my plants and bugs plenty of love and affection.

>>33232285
Yes, only terminally online moids think we aren't.

>>33232282
What did you do that was "evil" man?
>hate myself for it and so I refuse to ever try again, because I can't live with myself if I keep hurting others. It's not fair to them. I regret it every day
Real...

>>33232286
Nta
I am about 2 years away from entering my late 20s and I will kill myself at 27 if I'm still a khhv.

>>33232291
>we aren't.
Huh

>>33232278
Just remedial math

I'm rubbing my dick and not washing my hands

>>33232285
Not a girl, but unironically no. I dont even know what love is. i mean sure i love my parents but how i show them love? idfk. maybe im a psychopath who cant even feel love at this point

>>33232297
Nice I am not replying to a single post made by a woman so thanks for giving me an outlet.

>>33232296
Were you in any classes with other special boys and girls

>>33232292
Looking for pieces kf her in other people. Not taking people as they are, but as how I wanted them to be. It lead to hurt. The same way that the girl itt felt about rejecting that guy, but I let it fester for a long time.
That is evil. I caused unnecessary pain because I'm retarded.

Women, do you know how to love a man?
Give some examples.

>>33232293
I know how you feel.

So now what

>>33232289
It's a little of that and just a little of it being accidental, with a slight amount being the warmth of it. It's a mixture of things that make it a little hot and it being a one-time thing or just extremely occasional like a mistake makes it better.

>>33232304
Move on

>>33232304
we kill

>>33232270
Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll fuckin bite your face off and shove it up your asshole you little dickhead, and I expect that free pint and all. You don't know who I am geezer, I am am a fookin monster

>>33232302
yes. next question

>>33232304
we shut this place down, and just wait out life until we die

Gender
What's the single most important personality trait one must have in order to be successful in life?

>>33232293
I feel the same and I'm 26 lmao.

>>33232305
I guess that's the best I can hope for. The idea of a guy being offended enough to break up with me is one of my biggest fears during sex.

>>33232293
As someone almost 27yo virgin it's pretty chill tbb, just find other things to do with your life

Do I have bad karma now? Probably. I'm kind of jealous of people that can develop feelings so quickly. I hate that it takes forever for me to just get a crush

>>33232304
Start blasting.

she didnt reply to me for 7 hours so i just closed the dm
i probably came off as a sperg

>>33232176
Never got any indication any woman was interested

>>33232313
M
Be FUCKING INVINCIBLE (in your mind)

>>33232313
M
Probably persistence

>>33232313
F
Luck

>>33232313
Who dares wins

>>33232231
Dumb fornicator problems.
Doesn't affect me at all.

>>33232316
>find other things to do with your life
I did. I will end it.

>>33232302
Guess I got my answer lol

>>33232293
When does late 20’s start. Asking for a friend

>>33232315
I don't think it would come to that. The worst thing you could do is make a big deal about it like crying or continously apologising, that shit is where I'd consider going (which I have, embarrassing shit happens and I'm completely cool with it but what I can't stand is a bad reaction to it).

>>33232310
Focken kek lad

>>33232276
Ah. No, it’s just I’m looking for a very specific type of person that’s going to be really hard to find again, combined with the fact she aggressively pursued me without any initiation on my end, it just makes me feel like I fucked up my shot with ‘the one’. I miss her. She never was “mine” but it didn’t feel that way when she was curled up against me taking a nap on my chest with my arm around her while we were watching a movie, and my friends say I deserve better, but I don’t want better, I want her, in that moment, forever. Sorry for being a soft bitch also

>>33232313
(M)oney imo

How do I become a person that develops feelings quickly?

>>33232325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJLU7rAc-iY

>>33232317
His "feelings" were probably somewhat shallow after a single date, he probably thought you were pretty and kinda cool/interesting
Don't feel bad about taking longer to get crushes, everyone is different
>>33232313
M
Grit/gumption or whatever the boomers call it. The ability to keep working hard consistently no matter what happens. Also good social skills, charm and finesse in different situations
I completely back both of these things that's why I crashed and burned I think

>>33232317
You did what you had to don't worry. And it's a curse believe me, to want every other person who looks your way.

>>33232313
M
Resilience

>>33232331
If my housemates weren't sleeping I'd do a Danny G vocaroo for the lulz
Can do in a few hours

>>33232341
Fucking do it lol gonna be legendary

>>33232329
25.
Yes, it's either ealy 20s or late 20s.

>>33232335
We talk to each other

>>33232329
27 imo

>>33232344
Fuck

>>33232304
Who knows, I don't.

>>33232256
It's not degradation if it's accidental

>>33232330
>The worst thing you could do is make a big deal about it like crying or continously apologising
Explains a lot. That's my go-to.

>>33232329
25.

>>33232347
Still fuck

Femanons, do you know any women who have sex for money?
Are friends with them?
As a man I've never to my knowledge met one, but I must have and they obviously didn't tell me but are they telling other girls?

>>33232313
F. Patience.

>>33232344
That's mid 20s you moron
Early: x0-x3
Mid: x4-x6
Late:x7-x9

>>33232276
>instead of going to find a new one
Nta but sure, let me just go to the gf store and find a suitable replacement
It doesn't work like that lol

>>33232329
Early: 20-23
Mid: 24-26
Late: 27-29

>>33232356
A friend recently started looking into selling videos of her and her bf having sex, but I don't think they've pulled the trigger on it yet.

>>33232231
I'm the one that ruins girls for other men

im not convinced romantic love is even real

>>33232256
Might’ve unlocked something in himself he didn’t know he was into, it’s possible you ruined him

>>33232358
No. That's literally useless. You are iether on the first half of your 20s or you are on the later half.

>>33232257
Bro, please keep trying. I know it seems impossible now, but when you're a miserable 30 something fuck like myself, you'll see all the opportunities you missed, and your problems which look like mountains now, will look like speed bumps in hindsight.

>>33232367
1 iq post

>>33232362
My friend dated a girl who had an onlyfans, in fact he lost his virginity to her, and then he found out she was secretly recording him the whole time for her onlyfans and he got her banned and broke up with her.
The dude has a really tragic life...

>>33232364
I know it is because I felt it for someone else. She didn't tho.

>>33232313
>What's the single most important personality trait one must have in order to be successful in life?
M
The will to win, no matter the cost.

>>33232337
>somewhat shallow
I don't know how to feel about that
>>33232338
What's the point of being loyal if I have no one to be loyal to

hi women. i cant tell *her* this because we aren't on talking terms atm so i'm gonna update YOU all and pretend that's almost meaningful

so i finished this project for work. i was being evaluated for, lets call it a promotion. and i think my entry is very strong! its been hard feeling good about accomplishments lately cuz it all feels meaningless (wouldn't recommend codependency to anyone reading this). i'm ok whether or not i get the promotion, i'm happy with my life direction either way, but it WOULD simplify a lot of things and so i hope i get it

>>33232370
Ok

>>33232371
That's so fucked up. At least what I was talking about is consensual between them.

THey fucked up my prescription sooo badly lol. I can only laugh now

>>33232358
>>33232361
>I only have 9 more months of being in my mid 20's
>still a virgin
Grim

>>33232367
retard

>>33232384
Ok

>>33232386
glad we're on the same page

>>33232368
i know ill probably end up dying miserably and regretfully because of how i am now but i still cant help but feel its pointless. im just not properly socialized enough to make it, and its too late now, im done developing, so im set in stone the way i am.

an enneagram test told me i'm a 7w8

foids, is this a good thing??

>>33232383
What are you going to do

>>33232380
Yeah for sure a completely different thing.
Back then they never even had to verify who the the other person was which means it was probably flooded with illegal content, now they're required to have their own onlyfans account.

>>33232383
At least you're not 31 and still a virgin.

I mean, I'm not a virgin, but that hasn't saved me from becoming 31.

>>33232376
Since when did loyalty come into this. Being loyal to someone you just met is idiotic and is how you get used, ask me how I know. I envy your ability to stay detached.

>>33232210
Please allow me to relax the cocky, aloof attitude around you occasionally without getting the ick.

>>33232387
You're on your late 20s, I just don't give a fuck about how you cope with it

>>33232382
Prescription for what

>>33232396
>the concept of "middle" doesn't exist
aight man

>>33232231
>Men, how do you cope that your girlfriend has been slapped, choked, spanked, and fucked roughly by other men?
I think it's hot, but I have cuck tendencies

My stomach hurts

30 is still the age you officially cease being young. I don't care what these immortal boomers are saying, your 80s are not the new 40s.

>>33232401
Did you eat icky pasta again

>>33232176
i was never in, it turns out. for romance, you have to actually make contact with women, and i have very carefully engineered my life to make sure i don't interact with anyone i don't need to

>>33232365
The only ex I know for sure that I influenced by dating him was the last bf I had. After we broke up because we just didn't share future goals, he ended up dating a woman who looked a lot like me, which is very uncommon around here.

>>33232399
WE BEGIN AND THEN WE END THE MIDDLE IS JUST AAAAA FUZZY BRAIN NO MEMORIES SOMETHING OR OTHER DOESNT HAPPEN THERE SKIP THAT PART
>>33232401
Take a shit.

>>33232390
>What are you going to do
Haven't a clue

>>33232333
>looking for a very specific type of person that’s going to be really hard to find again

what was so specific about them?

>>33232273
It means my granddad is hitting on you

>>33232382
How, did they give you the wrong meds?

Craniumblaster more like cumblaster lol

>>33232275
>That doesn't seem fair. Intent being grosser than the action makes so sense.
NTA. The ick isn't a conscious decision

>>33232382
I'm surprised the pharmacy hasn't called you to try and recall it
Take it back yo

>>33232411
A woman with daddy issues was who molested and has BPD
Quite rare apparently.

>>33232404
I would say it's 34, but this is still only for looks, physically you aren't that old if you can still run marathons, do pullups and overhead press

>>33232415
cumBlaster is my AU pornstar name.

>>33232422
Are you strayan

>>33232343
Kek will do, I apologise in advance to the neighbours

>>33232299
>I'm rubbing my dick and not washing my hand
>Nice I am not replying to a single post made by a woman so thanks for giving me an outlet.
Lmfao, straightest incel

>>33232399
Glad we're on the same page

>>33232404
30s are still pretty good. People tend to forget that most of the TV stars that played 20 somethings were all actually in their 30s, and any of those teen shows stars were also in their 20s. The entire cast of Seinfeld were already in their 30s when the show first started and even the cast of Friends were 30 or bordering on 30 when the first season happened (Lisa Kudrow was already 31 on the first episode).

>>33232419
>woman with daddy issues was who molested and has BPD
>she aggressively pursued me without any initiation on my end
>curled up against me taking a nap on my chest with my arm around her while we were watching a movie, and my friends say I deserve better, but I don’t want better, I want her
Did we date the same girl
I'll fight you for her

>>33232382
>need Adderall for my MDD
>was given adderall by former doc
>doc retired
>had to talk to a certified nurse practitioner regarding prescription (DMV lady)
>"Yeah, I don't get why you've been on these prescriptions for the past 11 years so I'm gonna ignore your explanation and ignore your doctor and take you off them."
>can no longer stay awake for more than a few hours
Thanks a lot, bitch.

>>33232424
Nah. Sometimes I wish I were an aussie, I would unclip my harness and fall off the planet.

>>33232432
>30s are still pretty good because actors in a fictional television series were in their 30s
Courtney Cox was so hot in Friends S1

sex seems overrated
t. virgin

>>33232435
Dammit. What can I make fun of you for now.

>>33232439
It really isn't. God I miss sex.

>>33232389
women! PLEASE! men won't know the answer to this!! give the po boy some attention :(

>>33232441
I'm sorry for your loss what happened to him

>>33232441
What makes it so good
>>33232439
Real, the hand does the job, then continue with your day

>>33232439
Its pretty damn good but its not life changing

>>33232436
The shows are representative of the time (i.e being 30s was considered when you actually start having fun since you have the cash and experience to do so).

>>33232432
most people arent rich and famous actors anon
life ends at 30

>>33232446
I love Friends but it's not realistic at all lol

>>33232439
Overrated if you're too used to jacking off, otherwise it's really good. I had to quit jacking off so that I would actually make an effort to find a gf.

>>33232439
It is, but there's nothing worse in life than not getting pussy.

i think i'm going to date a middle eastern girl

sorry white girls, i hope you understand

>>33232304
>So now what
Take some time to yourself to recharge, then get back in the saddle.
>>33232317
>Do I have bad karma now? Probably. I'm kind of jealous of people that can develop feelings so quickly. I hate that it takes forever for me to just get a crush
There's no such thing as karma.
Guys crush sooner than women, there's actual research on it, it's because in mammals the males compete for females. He'll get over it.

>>33232433
Qt you're 5'4 you'll get your ass handed to you

>>33232443
Long story.
>>33232444
The closeness to people who so genuinely care for you and enjoy your presence is best appreciated during sex, of you ask me.

>>33232411
Christian with center-right political views but also has tattoos and loves horror as a genre and wasn’t a big fat fucking Chungus. Also wasn’t put off by the fact I still live with my parents and watch WWE and collect action figures

>>33232448
I know some people like Friends. I'm not in their group at all since I don't fit in, but their lives are pretty similar as is how close knit they are. Having friends really does change things, I hope I have the same eventually.

>>33232364
It's real, but women are not capable of it.

>>33232449
>quit jacking off so that I would actually make an effort to find a gf
Nta and I commend your effort but what is the point of doing this? Why do you want to be driven by your primal desires and pursue someone just because you're horny?
>>33232454
5'7" and yes I probably would but then I could move on

>>33232449
Lol

as a femanon i don’t understand women who don’t want to have sex with their boyfriends/husbands. In my perspective it’s like why wouldn’t I give him something he really needs that I can provide him with? to make him feel happy, in love, cherished and take care of his needs.

why the fuck not?

>>33231727 (OP)
yay i get to work 7-3 tomorrow

>>33232335
M
That could be very dangerous since you're a woman. Plus you'll likely end up with someone sub-par. Women are supposed to be a little choosy.

>>33232463
Cause he's ugly and they hormones n shiet
You should know this

>>33232463
Not everyone has the same libido as you lol

>>33232463
Contempt.
And because they don't care.
It's not that hard to understand

>>33232335
Easy, you must simp.

>>33232461
Companionship and eventual procreation. I had a gf during my jacking off days too, but I ended up enjoying that more than having sex, and the relationship was getting rough since I kept having time alone to jack off and wasn't interested in sex. It wasn't bad or anything, it just wasn't as fun as vigorously jacking it to some porn.

>>33232463
If I didn't want to have sex, I wouldn't have sex just to make a bf happy. Luckily I love sex, so it's usually a win-win for a guy I'm dating.

>>33232463
Most women hate men.

>>33232471
I'm sorry this is so funny

>>33232463
I think those women were just like that to begin with but were just using regular sex at the start to get guaranteed the marriage. Meanwhile the girl I married was really into sex from the first time we did it and she still rides me like crazy almost every night.

>>33231850
i guess i'm just not sexy

>>33232362
Are they hot?

>>33232440
No clue. Not like we know each other.
https://youtu.be/IpZt8K8I_lk

>>33232449
how does that work exactly
i like girls but not enough to overcome my fear of being seen as sexual being

>>33232473
>Most
45%, tops.

>>33232475
It's funny but is unironically true, I became a genuine degenerate gooner and it ruined my relationship abilities for a long time. I've gone completely off porn and jacking off ever since.

>>33232463
moid hands

>>33232471
>Companionship and eventual procreation
One sentence horror story

>>33232485
w-what are you talking about?
men NEED sex, so it's our obligation to give it to them freely! am i right, my fellow women?

>>33232487
>le immigrats taking over!
>uck you want to have a wife and kids? how horrible

>>33231744
it'd be a dealbreaker if he wouldn't. or at least let me play with it myself during.

>>33232388
You don't know what you're talking about. It's not too late if you act soon. Don't end up like me, anon, don't end up like me.

>>33232492
enjoy diapers

>>33232463
male hands. i'm horny as hell but there are some times where i couldn't even stomach lazily grinding on a pillow. some days, it's just absolutely not viable, and if you don't have a menstrual cycle, you'll never get it.

>>33232463
Same. I was shocked when I learned there were marriages like this
>>33232472
Same again- but I don't think there would be any times where I wouldn't want to haha..

BTW anons- horny question, or I shouldn't?

>>33232388
Please do not end up like me. You have time, anon.

>>33232499
>horny question, or I shouldn't?
You are in the homeland of horny questions

>>33232463
Are you horny too? Or just looking to satisfy him?

Women, have you ever been on a motorcycle?

>>33232504
i’m horny too. Reading the responses made me realize i just have a high libido

>>33232478
NTA. He probably just wasn't a virgin.

>>33232483
It's at least double that for single women.

>>33231744
Yes. My ass is for taking shit, not for male pleasure

>>33232499
>BTW anons- horny question, or I shouldn't?
As long as you aren't JH, by all means.

>>33232498
True. When my ex-gf was ovulating, she would pummel my dick until it felt bruised, no matter if I was in the mood or not she would go to extremes to get me hard as fast as possible.

I am always horny.
Not having a gf is torture.

>>33232505
Femanons, what is this hairstyle called? French braid?

>a girl on Hinge used her weekly rose on me (first time this has ever happened)
Does that mean she wants my pp?

>>33232313
M
Ruthlessness.

I miss that feeling

>>33231744
Yes. I want him to see me as a sparkling goddess, not a foul monkey

>WoW servers are down for 6 hours of maintenance tomorrow
Men, what are some fun things I can do for 6 hours?

>>33232523
What feeling

>>33232521
You can at least try

>>33232526
Your twin?

>>33232525
>her ass doesn't sparkle

>>33232515
Based. Need a girl like this

>>33232525
>I want him to see me as a sparkling goddess
What if he wants to put it in your butt because he sees you as a sparkling goddess?

>>33232526
call up all your male friends and have a marathon sex session
if you still need to kill more time, call your female friends too

Is there really going to be a war

>>33232494
>>33232502
its too late
graduated high school and did literally nothing, nobody signed my yearbook, didnt make any friends that lasted longer than a semester, didnt even get anybodys socials, friend or otherwise
nothing wrong with throwing away an already wasted life
goodnight

>>33232099
>cause it fucking sucks compared to pussy.
I unironically think it's popular with smaller guys

>>33232498
>some days, it's just absolutely not viable
Aren't those days for nipple stuff??

>>33232537
Probably not but you should steel yourself just in case you need to cut off a toe

>>33232526
Read a book. Or play some other video games.
>>33232538
College?