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Where do I meet clingy gf

Hello Milady

Shalom /atoga/.

>>33302488 (OP)
tfw no tokfu

26 and still a khv
Come on bitter foids, point and laugh

>>33302488 (OP)
she's almost perfect.
just drop the goofy backpack and let me see her eat too much meat and treat animals/babies with motherly concern and she's an 11/10
if I saw that on a date by the end of it I would have resolved myself to marry her

>>33302511
ahahhahaaha loser

>Girls I find attractive don't want me
>Girls I find unattractive want me
How fix

>>33302511
You gotten a hug before you liar.

plap

>>33302513
She also posts lewd images of herself on the internet :)

>>33302514
You single?

Luigi died for your sins btw

>>33302519
ask women if your penis is big enough

>>33302520
Hugs and kisses from your parents don't count.

>>33302519
Lower standard

>>33302521
Nah, i'm thinking gawk

>>33302530
You couldn't hugs from friends.

>>33302528
>6 1/2 to 7 inches depending on the situation
is it?

>>33302511
wow this has never happened before in the history of 4chan you are so unique

>>33302522
-1/10
everything is ruined. society must be remade from the ground up.

>>33302527
I can't believe the jews did Luigi like that.

>>33302523
lol

I'm inclined to believe that every poster in this thread is a man

Women what's your favorite Ben 10 transformation?

>>33302536
Thanks babe

>>33302543
Leave the thread then retard

>>33302537
>I can't believe the jews did Luigi like that
u-um....

>>33302544
are you 10 years old

>>33302544
I never got into Ben 10 as a kid.

>>33302543
if I was a woman I'd be feeling my own breasts too much to post, so your observation checks out.

What is the look? I don’t understand flirting

>>33302553
pumping

Are Korean women a red or green flag?

Korean culture seems like one big clusterfuck

>>33302502
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R88FZTjAqjM&t=3s&pp=2AEDkAIB

>When i tug on my happy trail hair i feel a sting in my neck
What does this mean?

>>33302556
Modern korean culture is american but worse

>>33302553
this is a special look? women are being WAY too subtle. it's indecipherable

>>33302503
Shalom my jigga (jewish nigga)
https://youtu.be/XbkR9YJGW0w

>>33302553
Docile, submissive, just a slight bit bratty.

>potential ex gf says we should go no contact til Friday
>sounds good
>5 hours later
>”anon I got a lot to say and I wanna talk about it with you. It’s really important”
It’s over

>>33302559
it's normal. y chromosome babies often get nerve endings crosswired in the womb and it stays like that pretty commonly. you'll find men you can like, poke in the chin and they'll also feel like someone is poking them behind the ballsack, etc.

>>33302553
>br*wn eyes

To women
Can a man be radicalized by a woman? Have you ever radicalized a man (left or right)?

>>33302568
make her huff your ballsack musk before the conversation starts. forcefully. then just nod and listen to what she has to say

>>33302565
Why this sound like a lil peep song?

>>33302553
Delicious phenotype

>>33302488 (OP)
How do I get self confidence so women want to suck me off?

>>33302568
so you're breaking up

>>33302488 (OP)
When I was a kid all the women in my life would talk about how much they hate men, which made me think that all women are secretly gay but date men cuz of social pressure or because they want to have babies.
I was a silly kid lol.

>>33302553
There is no look. What she's doing in that pic is just a normal look. It could only be interpreted as a flirty look in an already flirty context.

>>33302588
Where you went wrong with was assuming women hated men instead of understanding women just like to complain

>>33302576
Will do
>>33302587
It would seem so

>>33302553
It says "BPD".
So yeah, she will completely fuck your brains out.

It used to be I didn't go on a lot of dates because I didn't ask many girls out.

Now it feels like I'm having a streak of girls turning me down when I ask them out. What went wrong?

>>33302599
ARE YOU A DOCTOR OR SOMETHING

Why are women superior at literally everything

>>33302543
I think the anon who said that her friend got raped in the last thread was a man baiting too. It was too on the nose.
>i hate men today because 1 man did something bad to my friend :(
Easy (You)s rolled in.

>>33302605
This whole place is
>women do bad thing
MONOLITH
>men do bad thing
MONOLITH

Pray for me

>>33302609
I tried to point this out with sarcasm and someone called me a sexist retard

>>33302615
wololo

>>33302575
I doubt it, though I've never tried. Men are too stubborn and respect women too little.

>>33302601
Libtard

>>33302615
God, help this dude/dudette thanks amen

The whole gender divide has been
>Women: "Aiiee I am suffering the consequences of my own actions!"
and
>Men: sweet bro and hella Jeff

>>33302623
This is such a Libtard take

>>33302623
Liar.

>>33302615
will pray for you

we need a patron saint of /atoga/

>>33302602
I am a doctor of BPDemons.

>>33302618
I’d let you radicalize me bb

>>33302549
No.

Women would you date a sub 8 male?

>>33302627
Is it possible for a man who doesn't care about Homestuck to date a woman who loves Homestuck? Asking for a friend.

Man squishes woman's boob and feels better. What's the equivalent for women? Do they just get to squish their own boob and feel better?

>>33302629
Mary Magdalene. My personal patron saint is Holy Mary, the mother of God

>>33302633
Why aren't you radicalized already?

>>33302643
We will just not care.

>>33302615
Dear God, I pray that anon stops smoking weed and playing video games until 4:30 AM. I pray he gets a job and finishes his college education. I pray he stops thinking following your word is too mainstream so he decides to go with his pothead friend's word who tells him to ride in a grocery cart on top of a roof, which is pretty autistic. I pray you get him to obey his parents, read the bible, repent from sin, go to church, and be responsible at the parties he sneaks out to.

Amen

Also God make sure he doesn't get his fourth girlfriend pregnant after impressing her with a guitar solo he usually does.

And in Jesus name I pray amen

There is some fucking mutant cicada going ABSOLUTELY BONKERS in the woods outside my window and it drives me crazy.
I can't sleep with this shit.

>>33302644
what a fucking Libtard question

>>33302644
Being enveloped into big chests, little nest of chest hair, and listening to their heart beat while I contemplate high diving over cement

>>33302643
It's cooler if we both like Homestuck.

>>33302655
Maybe I'll read it someday. I'm kind of busy right now. You know how it is.

Personally if tomorrow global cooling and a modern ice age hit I think it would be a good thing and would have no negative repercussions at all, even if billions die.
Agree or disagree and gender so people know what to insult you for.

>>33302571
I don't think it's only y chromosome. I'm a biological female and while I can't remember specific examples off the top of my head, there have been times where I'll randomly touch one part of my body and feel it elsewhere

>>33302553
I don't care about her look. I am staring at her tits. It's a nice pair of tits. But tits are only enjoyable, as long as the woman doesn't speak.

>>33302652
I relate, this is how it sounds when I go on morning walks now.
https://vocaroo.com/1oL2F4z8zUJr

>>33302664
>not wanting her to beg for your cum and abuse
Weak.

>>33302660
ok

>>33302669
Good answer you neither agree nor disagree you are merely neutral, sadly you forgot to state gender so now a hit squad is being sent to your location.

>>33302660
M
You would not survive for long, which would be a positive.

>>33302654
what a nice response

You're the closest to heaven I'll ever be

>>33302618
>Men respect women too little.
As it should be, because women are mentally children and should be allowed to make any important decisions. Women rights were a mistake and have ruined society btw

>>33302683
Stoooooopppp
It's been trapped in my head on and off for days

I'd give up forever to touch you

>>33302688
N

>>33302683
>>33302687
AND I DONT WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME

>>33302660
F
I think it would be cool I would definitely die

>>33302684
NTA
Show me on the doll where women's rights touched you.

>>33302668
>Wanting attention and acceptance from a woman
You are weak, bro

>>33302660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4wEAO07hM

SHIT FUCK SHITT

>>33302689
I

>>33302695
A gay virgin like you doesn't get it, I guess.

>>33302684
Who gave women the vote?

>>33302703
Allah.

>>33302689
>>33302690
I just want you to know who I am

>>33302694
If you can't see it in our society, than showing it on a doll would not help you either. Ignorance is bliss

In for Plap-poster
In for Fat and Balding-poster
In for I Hate Women So Much-poster
In for Jewish Cat Poster
In for JH
In for lukers

>>33302703
Jews working for allah

>>33302703
Weak men and the devil's spawn aka jews

>>33302706
My cat is being a fetid darkie and won't stop whining to be let in
Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but we have fleas that the dog brought in and I don't want them using me to munch on and go lay eggs.
How do I solve global warming and create peace amongst earthlings?

>>33302652
>>33302666
i love the sound

>>33302712
huh

>>33302708
>In for Plap-poster
That's just Gym Creep.

>>33302702
A low self-esteem faggot like doesn't get it, I guess

Look at this video showing how much work it is to hand weave cloth, pre industrial age. And that doesn't include spinning the threads before and sewing the dress after. Clothes must have been insanely expensive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZg73R9_X8c

>>33302710
>>33302711
NTA
So in other words, men.

>>33302708
>In for Plap-poster
There are multiple.

Women
Would you date a guy who legally changed his name to Jax Blaxxor ?

>>33302713
I don't mind it, but this one is absolutely offensively loud.
Several times louder than my tinnitus.
Had to close the window despite the heat. But opened door to the hallway and have other windows open to get fresh air in.

>>33302711
Where are the strong men to take back control? Are there none left?

>>33302708
I hate women so much it's unreal. Why are they so mentally handicapped most of the time?

>>33302720
>like
...yourself?
Funny.

>33298026
Never got an answer to this

>>33302731
God made us cognitively impaired via subclinical anemia to put up with your faggotry, I guess

>>33302734
>>33298026
Dammit

>>33302723
Jews are not men. They are the devil's spawn. The synagogue of Satan. Demons from hell.

>>33302488 (OP)
Women,
I'm trying to find a good cologne. What scents do you like on men?

>>33302739
Burnt flesh.

>>33302741
Especially from cigarette buds.

>>33302739
Waterboarded.

>>33302738
>Cope
Men are men regardless of their race. Keep coping and seething. I've been told numerous times in these threads that men, unlike women, aren't a monolith. Why is it so shocking that men with opinions different then your exist?

>>33302742
Could it be
Super spontaneous
And a little extraneous
Spontaneous human combustion?

>>33302741
>>33302743
thank you, cia-chan

>>33302730
Jews subverted everything and there are too few good and strong men to take back control, because women and leftist are well poisoners too. They act on emotions, not on rationality. They will betray their own people to gain some sympathy points. Virtue signaling faggots are paving the road to hell.

>>33302739
I don't like cologne.

>>33302745
No.
Purposefully burnt incel flesh.

>>33302721
yes and no. human labor has been very cheap throughout history, and the clothes lasted for a long time

>>33302750
Nah. Rape the incels. Burn the adulterers.

>>33302721
I dont think your average person owned more than one outfit back then
1 maybe 2 shirts, 1 pair of pants, 1 jacket, 1 pair of drawers and a few knit socks and thats it

>>33302748
Guess it's so over then, huh? Gonna sit back and play video games and make excuses for doing nothing?

>>33302733
Like you obviously, but I can type it out again so that your brain can comprehend it:
A low self-esteem faggot like YOU doesn't get it, I guess

>>33302752
>Rape the incels.
Some incels would get off to being pegged.
That is not allowed to happen underr any circumstances.

>>33302757
Damn are you always this dense. lmao

>>33302758
True, I suspect that many male incels are closet bisex's, pan sexual, or even homosexualists who crave a good cock up their arse

>>33302753
not to mention that patching and repairing was extremely common, and cloth wasn't the only material for garments

>>33302762
Yes, it is why they constantly go on and on about trannies and "chad".

Why do I love him if he hurts me

>>33302758
No one said anything about pegging.
Destroying their sanctity. Their pride. Their formerly impenetrable armor of male virginity.
I will walk away victorious knowing that they can't complain about >tfw no one wants to touch my weewee

>>33302766
>No one said anything about pegging
I did.

>>33302762
I am closet, but only a top.

>>33302756
Who said nothing is being done? Just because right now nothing apparent happens doesn't mean that nothing will happen in the future. There will always be a change in dynamics. Nothing is lost.

>>33302765
Because you are an adult male incel.

>>33302767
Well, you're gross and about to get tossed in with the adulterers for being a faggot.

>>33302773
I will raid JH's stash and fuck all the incels into their graves.

>>33302759
No u

>>33302776
What stash?
And good job, but no butt stuff, ya hear?

>>33302765
Because you are a woman and woman do stupid and irrational things. A tale as old as time.

>>33302770
Fair, apologies. I'm used to anons being lazy defeatists. There are some of us enacting the changes we want to see.

>>33302751
>and the clothes lasted for a long time
They better, with how much work it is to make them.

Are you a member of the Reality-Based Community, or do you prefer to engage in paranoid narcissistic fantasies or histrionic daydreaming?

>>33302784
F
DELUSIONS!!!!

>>33302779
Lurk more, newfag.

>>33302784
Yes!

>>33302753
>>33302763
We have become so spoiled with how cheap our clothes are now.

>>33302753
Clothes were really fucking expensive, yeah. Because you'd be wearing the same clothes a lot you'd own a fair amount of undergarments you could more easily switch between and clean and thereby keep the upper layers clean too.

>>33302784
I'd like to consider myself a diverse connoisseur of each desu~

>>33302488 (OP)
State gender
Thoughts on more intense bdsm?

women, would you be into this roleplay

Ok I am done with completely fucking mentally deranged shitposting pretend to be a male-female giraffe.
Gold night.

>>33302765
I don't know. Why do you?

Wow, so many homosexuals here fantasizing about butt stuff. What a disgrace. Get some help.

>>33302786
Look, I'm already sinking to unfathomable lows coming to this general over my usual abandoned boards as it is.
Are you talking about her shota shit again or what?

>>33302787
no, I've done some research on what it costs today to maintain clothes and what it cost for the average person throughout history and we spend the same or more today than we did through most of history.

>>33302790
M
Can get tacky.

>>33302797
To quote the lady in question; Fuck off.


And lurk moar.

>>33302790
M
Extremely boring

Why did quitting my job give me chronic headaches?

>>33302805
poor ventilation at home

>>33302801
Oof, it really can. The communities are pure cringe nd probably smell like old bellybutton lint and molded parmesan.

Plap

>>33302792
Keky same same.
Sleep well, faggots. And don't molest each other's butts. It's disgusting.

>>33302794
Seethe.

Any other guys here whose sexual encounters are mostly with married women who have a poly or swinger arrangement with their spouse? It's honestly flattering to be several women's side piece, if a little unorthodox.

>>33302787
i bought a shit load of clothes thorough my teenage years and now i want to see what stands the test of time so i haven't bought anything since graduating

>>33302800
But the average modern American buys more new clothes in a year than a pre-industrial age person would own in a lifetime.

>>33302805
Stress of having no income and looking for a new job. I assume.

>>33302511
You're a babby

>>33302794
I will get you some help. I will help you to butt stuff. And I will give you a reach around and jerk you off.

>>33302812
I plap you, you plap me, you can't do this with your family. With a great big fuck and a French kiss from you to me. I plap you and you plap me.

>>33302815
At least my anus isn't blown out and isn't spontaneously prolapsing, you HIV ridden monstrosities

>>33302823
I am still getting severance pay, the no income thing is a future concern if I don't have a new jerb under a time crunch.

>>33302825
Greatest intellectual on 4chan.

>>33302826
What if it got contaminated with vermis

>>33302820
I'm trying to get more into learning to repair my clothes to make them last as long as possible. Which is how I fin myself in the spinning and weaving rabbit hole on youtube.

>>33302826
I always test negative for AIDS and I take DoxyPEP after I get and receive blowjobs and anal. :)

>>33302828
Then stress about uncertain future with insecure finances. And looking for jobs is no fun.

>>33302835
Sure, hon. Be gay somewhere else now, alrighty?

>>33302829
I'm actually a PhD student, ironically.

>>33302790
M,
I think it'd be fun to have a tied up chick giving me head while I game

>>33302821
But modern clothes are made of flimsy shit that breaks apart after a couple of uses, while traditional clothes would last a lifetime and beyond (they were often passed down generation after generation).

>>33302826
You will be jacked off by another man. I have seen it in a crystal ball. That's your future.

>>33302842
I want to return to tradition.

Me and femanon
https://files.catbox.moe/z12nsg.jpg

>>33302842
My wardrobe is a mix of cheap store brand denim from Hot Topic and the seasonal Halloween selection from Forever 21 before they went bankrupt, as well as a few Halloween themed T-shirts from Spirit Halloween and Spencer's Gifts. I dress the way I wanted to when I was 15 but couldn't afford to.

>>33302838
Education =/= Intelligence =/= Wisdom
You can have a dozen diplomas but still be a retard and disgrace to humanity.

>>33302842
old shit wore out too
church clothes became everyday clothes which became work clothes which became washrags
a $40 polycotton pair of uniform work pants would last 5 times as long as some 18th century handwoven handsewn wool shit

>>33302837
You won't be calling me a fag when you catch me in bed with your mom giving her the best orgasm of her life.

Hey /atoga, Yanny or Laurel? Gold dress or Blue dress?

>>33302856
Yes

hate women

>>33302856
green needle

>>33302856
I dislike Yanni's music.

femanon acting demure like she wasn't vibing bbno$ like TWO WEEKS ago

>>33302856
>33302826
It says nigger.
It's orange and green.

Are Europeans frustrated with or bemused by Americans who decided to "escape" to the European continent because they dislike living under the Trump Regime?

>>33302837
>>33302826
I think twitter is more up your alley if you are this easily offended.

>>33302859
Yes

>>33302856
Yanny muh balls nigga

But, *why* do I hate women? Hmm.

>>33302871
Yes, they and their tag team buddy Elon Musk can take turns verbally shitting on lgbt people over "X" (okay, let's deadname it, twitter) together.

Should I divest in foreign currencies?

>>33302870
It's understandable.

>>33302870
Yes

>>33302493
In bed or out on the trails before she has to go back to work.
Happy Canada Day. Sorry for being a shitty neighbor recently.

>>33302856
M
Laurel
Blue dress

>>33302868
Yes

>>33302488 (OP)
Women
I'll be your sex slave for a day if you be mine for a day

>>33302845
Straight shotacon is such a wonderful beautiful thing

>>33302866
get off my case

>>33302876
Yes

Did they punitively masturbate you?

>>33302878
Yes

>>33302891
Yes

>>33302892
Cool, thanks

Anyone going to anime expo?

>>33302891
Yes

>>33302878
You should not boycott, divest from, or sanction Israel if you live in an allied country.

>>33302870
I haven't noticed anything like that. American atogans keep insisting how great it is to be american.

>>33302866
He would steal my vibrator.

>>33302901
Yes

>>33302896
no i live in new hampshire

I habe question, w

>>33302900
Not Israel. I want to buy USD and CHF

>>33302883
Yes

>>33302900
I'm not actively boycotting Israel they just don't make anything I want to buy. I guess if the Jews figured out whiskey I'd have to make some tough moral choices.

Why are these government fat cats tryna take a slice of my cheese, man?

>>33302896
Can’t have to work for a living
>>33302886
Only on Tuesday or your birthday. Do you have a clean bill of health

>>33302912
Yes

>>33302908
Where did you catch da fishy brother

>tfw bf is asleep
why does he do this. like seriously, every single night?

>>33302912
Cause they're all rats

>>33302913
Yes

>>33302912
You mean the rank and file civil servants that are being laid off en masse so Trump and Vance can stack your local social security office with loyalists who love Daddy Donny but hate the average American?

>>33302556
Most Koreans in general are insane. I will say from experience the bullying and 4D chess manipulative scheming type of characters and intense fixation on status and looks you see in k-dramas are real. There are so many sadists who genuinely make it their job to scheme up ways to fuck over someone they don't like. AND they get other people in on it too. Like they genuinely try to make you kill yourself and maybe your parents kill yourself too, that sort of thing. Doesn't matter if they're 14 or 40. There's no Korean who will tell you their culture isn't fucked up.

>>33302912
Cheese is tasty.

>>33302918
Yes

>>33302925
it’s too much

Why do most men get boners if a woman kicks them in the face with bare or sandaled feet?

>>33302852
Go nuts. She's mentally ill, tho. Can't promise you'll leave like you planned.

>>33302918
He's cheating on you in his dreams.

>>33302922
Yes

>>33302922
Nta but yes.

>>33302929
shut thp you

>>33302925
>>33302925
>>33302920
>>33302910
Okay, Vorlon Ambassador Kosh

>>33302913
22 year old male with no health problems

>>33302926
Yes

What are some nice words like ‘sublime’

Anons would you report a cat poster who is considering not taking part in burger day? *looks around at half the country*

>>33302913
>Do you have a clean bill of health
No, I have sleep apnea and because of my mental health paranoia I always worry about my family sneaking into my room at night and killing me by poisoning the water tank of my CPAP with bleach, chlorine, and cleaning fluids.

>>33302934
Yes

Caedral's being a real game 1 andy

Women help me, the area around my nipple is suddenly bigger and has some veins. It usually doesnt, am i dying? Female anon here

>>33302938
Mahogany.

Women would you date a man who fell asleep to gentle testicle massage asmr video last night?

>>33302938
Phenomenal. I hope we are all ready to leave the phenomenal world, and enter into the sublime?

>>33302938
Yes

>>33302943
Congrats. It's hormones, probably estrogen.

>>33302942
Unlaughter

>>33302938
Principality

Based yes poster.

>>33302948
But why does it happen now, i have never seenit before

>>33302943
Yes

>>33302944
Sounds too much like misogyny.

I relapsed

>>33302954
probably nerve gas

>>33302918
I do this all the time just to finally be alone for a minute

>>33302939
No.

>>33302953
Yes

>>33302954
Check your weight. Pinch to look for discharge. Check diet for indian food (see: fenugreek, see: prolactin). Do the circular boob check thing and look for lumps on, around, and to the side in your pits.

>>33302940
Anon I’ll lock the door for you.

>>33302961
Yes

>>33302957
On what?

>>33302957
Good

>>33302968
Yes

>>33302968
On god nigga

I prolapsed

>>33302968
Probably touching his peepee to porn.

A question to guys.
Would you come to play Pokemon go with a girl?
I'd take you to at least 3 mile walks each day if weather permits. My personal best is a 10 mile walk in one day.
Guys I know said its embarrasing when we walk around and I am like "wait, there is a stop there" and cross the street to get it.

>>33302964
Yes

>>33302954
M, my nipples turn into girl nipples if I mix alcohol with low end deli meats, really fucked up, so I try to avoid that now.

>>33302974
Yeah that sounds like fun.

>>33302850
>a $40 polycotton pair of uniform work pants
old man, those $40 polycotton work pants you're referring to now cost $120, minimum, and they last about 2 years

>>33302974
Yes

>>33302979
Do what? So you just get smashed and eat some hormel pepperoni, and suddenly you have poofy girl nips?

>>33302974
Yes

>>33302979
Yes

>>33302974
I'm not interested in playing that game but I like walking and looking around. I could walk and forever and watch the world end.

state gender
thoughts?

>>33302984
Yes

>>33302974
Yes, but im a fucking nerd. Maybe normie me might be embarrassed

>>33302974
Yes.

>>33302992
salmon lookin ahh nigggER

>>33302944
>Mahogany
Terrible Anglo variant of the much nicer word Mahagoni.

>>33302992
Yes

>>33302995
Yes

>>33302992
F
Not a bad looking guy desu
Immediately change the shirt to dark green. Looks like it would be his colour, and pants to black/neutral dark gray/ or to ordinary jeans and he would look 100 to 300% better.

>>33302974
Can you play it on mountains?

>>33302974
Yes please god

>>33302997
Yes

Women are these forearms attractive? >>33302992

>>33302992
M
Funny title if that's him.

>>33303002
Yes

Women if i become a huge twitch streamer, would you be my mod?

>>33303007
Yes

>>33302974
wtf is it 2016 again

>>33303012
Yes

>>33302842
I took all these factors into account
there's no gotcha

I theorize it's just economics. it doesn't matter if the products are tangibly cheaper to produce due to economies of scale, technology, industrialization, etc.
supply/demand keeps the relative cost to the consumer in the same place.
all the modern advantages in production just means modern optimization of how much to charge Gaius for his new cloa- I mean John for his new denim. All the extra "profit" gets sucked up by something somewhere in-between.

>>33303015
Yes

>>33303015
I might not have the best sense of style either. But that would be better than what he is currently wearing in the very least.

>>33303015
Wdym bro? we never left 2016. Harambe just died. Pen-pinapple-pen is still trending. *Dabs*

>>33302870
>Trump
>He's just a Democrat from 1990
>oh no this is the worst thing ever I'm wealthy enough to move to eu-rape!
lmao.

>>33303019
Yes

>>33302981
Im talking about lame cintas/red kap corporate shit they give to jiffy lube employees not hipster overpriced dickies which do the same thing but cost 4 times as much

>>33303013
>>33303017
>>33303023
will you suck my cock?

>>33302963
Ok thank you, i will ask my mom probably for help im really scared now.

I am jumping to conclusions but men, would you date a woman with one boob?

>>33303024
Yes

>>33303030
I... genuinely did not understand half of those words.

>>33303034
Yes

>>33303036
I did.
>>33303030
Then you're even farther off on how long they last.

>>33303036
google is your friend

>>33303027
Honestly, I'm perfectly fine with TDS riddled leftists fucking off from the country. The problem is they never do.

>>33303034
Go get your tit checked by your female GP and stop sking such silly things.

>>33303040
Yes

Men make my stomach hurt

>>33303039
>>33303045
don't fucking ignore me. Answer my question

>>33303041
Yes

>>33303040
I have like 4 pairs of pic rel i stole from them in high school that are still intact now after wearing them almost every day for 6 or 7 years

>>33303047
lol rekt

>>33303047
Is that a statement or a request?

>>33303047
Yes

>>33303047
This sounds like an anime plot.

>>33303052
Yes

>>33303052
Yes

>>33302721
She said it took 83 hours to make about 6 yards of cloth 45 inches wides, and the raw materials cost $350.
At minimum wage that would be more than $158 a yard, or approximately $950 just for the fabric that goes into sewing her dress.

>>33303055
Yes

>>33303047
I'm sorry. I don't mean to.

>>33303062
Yes

>>33303062
good thing the minimum wage didn't exist back then
good thing we have automated looms and sewing machines now

Women do you love men? :3

>>33303065
Yes

>>33303072
do you really need to ask?

>>33303070
Yes

>>33303077
indeed
it be so

>>33303076
Yes

>>33303076
Yes

>>33303070
>good thing the minimum wage didn't exist back then
>good thing
That's a dark view on humanity.

>>33303076
Yes

>>33303079
Yes

>>33303083
i meant it in jest

>>33302974
>playing Pokemon Go in 2025

Can you break an ear? I think I broke my ear.

>>33303062
you can't directly translate cottage industry into hourly wages. the principal value of money works entirely differently in that kind of situation.

ie. women spend an afternoon talking while on the loom (ie. before TV, tiktok, etc.)
Are they employed? Are they even producing a good that they're going to be selling in the market tomorrow? is the entire cost of making the fabric worth their time? these questions themselves don't make any sense

>>33303090
its cartilage
err i mean, Yes.

>>33303091
Yes

>>33303090
I you're a girl, i'll kiss it better. If you're a guy.... i'll oil you up lil nigga

I don't wanna be friends... I want your love and I want your revenge

>>33303091
Yes

>>33303096
Yes

>>33303098
Yes

Women
Would you date a guy that not only answers the door for salesmen but after defusing their sales pitch, continues to have a 90 minute long conversation about random stuff and gives them a glass of water?

>>33303089
Yes

>>33303110
Yeah

>>33303110
No

>>33302790
Male
All bdsm is degeneracy, no exceptions

It's 6:15 and thats the time that it's always been

>>33302974
Do I have to actually play the game? I'm down for the walk but I don't like Pokemon Go, I prefer the actual games. I might play a different game or do some other autistic thing during the walk.
I don't think it's embarassing though

>>33303112
>>33303113
How dare you have varied opinions

>>33303092
>these questions themselves don't make any sense
I don't see why. Seems to me it would work as a rough estimate for the value of the product adjusted for inflation.

I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough

>>33303110
mY uncle is like this
everyboady stays away from him so they wont have to talk to him kek

>>33303128
Uncle Colm

>>33303128
I know a lot of older guys like this. They're all lonely and like to talk nonstop.

>>33303128
I'm not actually very talkative, I just offered him water because its a hot day and he started talking
I didn't mind it is all

The finished cloth did turn out gorgeous though. A fabric like that would still be quite expensive in the store today.

Women, would you fuck Felonious Blackman from Round The Block?

>>33303135
Classic male behavior, to only talk about yourself when you're lonely

>>33303139
Literally who?

>>33303141
I wish human males were real

Why do I get so rocked by break ups? I could barely move for 4 months and still cry daily about it 6 months later. My last break up I took 3 years to get over and only because I had completely erased my memory

>>33303148
Unironically possibly BPD

>>33303110
Oh this reminds me
>be me a few years ago, around when I was 24
>doorbell rings
>BF gets up and answers
bf is 6'5 with socks on and about 270lbs
>its mormon missionaries
>roll my eyes and ignore the situation
>hear BF ask
"How many wives can I have in your cult? I am currently protestant, and can have only one"
>ok, what the fuck?
umm... yes there is a..
BF cuts in
"Excellent, so blonde boy, do you have a sister?"
-umm no?
"You would look good in a dress too, please come in"
>I burst out laughing so hard
>I'm sure they heard it
>Hear the missionaries say this was a mistake and they bid my BF their farewells
BF returns to the sofa
"You missed out, I almost got a second wife to keep you company"

I wish I had seen the faces of the missionaries.

Damn, this thread goes harder than bro at 3am

>>33303151
>BPD
"On the outside, most people living with quiet BPD can seem emotionally stable and high-functioning. However, on the inside, they experience depression, anxiety, extreme mood swings, poor self-image, fear of abandonment, and negative feelings."

Ohhhhh nah no thanks I don't want to pathologize myself

>>33303072
Ye

>>33303152
The salesman today would have looked good in a dress too

>>33303152
Painfully unfunny

>>33303155
You could always get treatment for it

>>33303152
Good normie story, but the antisocial in me has to seethe that you’re acting normie here in the first place

>>33303161
For what?? Feeling emotions? Psychs will make anything a mental illness. If I can control it then it's not a disorder

>>33303125
>I don't see why.
yeah that's what jew-world does to a person's brain I guess.

>>33303143
You know him, you’ve seen him

>>33303167
Lmfao

>>33303164
>>33303148
>I could barely move for 4 months and still cry daily about it 6 months later. My last break up I took 3 years to get over and only because I had completely erased my memory
Yeah my bad you've got it under control completely

>>33302984
Yeah hormel pepperoni is the worst one, oscar meyer stuff does it too, the meats on their own or the booze alone is fine, booze plus higher quality meat is fun, but I just avoid that combo, and I repeated it several times to see if it was real or in my head, my doctor said it was probably just something to do with fluid retention.

I don't know if I can get through this

>>33303141
No it's not that. They talk about random shit like guns, car, nature and sometimes science shit if they're former teachers or lab people. I had a guy talk to me about RVs for 30 minutes after I asked him a single question.

Men will you listen to my song

>>33303179
Depends on the genre and if it's available on my preferred platform

>>33303179
Yes but if it’s shit I will tell you

>>33303072
I sometimes think I don’t but the other day I went to a restaurant with friends and the server was a guy and he was so adorable and polite I remembered I love men again. I hate men when I use the internet. I love men irl

>>33303155
This stupid ass diagnosis is just a catch-all meme to sell prescription drugs. Quiet BPD is just depression with anxiety mixed in and an inability to manage emotions anymore. Regular BPD is spoiled bitch syndrome with bipolar disorder thrown in.
Fuck psychiatry. The most pseudoscientific, absolute garbage of a field.

>>33303179
Post it.

>>33303127
Love cher! Good song!

>>33303187
I agree

>>33303146
I'm torn between telling you to go out and meet men, but I also don't really want random women showing up at most of the places I go on the weekend.

women just call me when you have an itch you can only scratch with a penis

men, stop being so weak

>>33303194
Why does every faggot out there immediately jump on that train? How is something BPD at all that only shows up in specific instances several years between events, and without a singular indication during childhood and adolescence? Weird, huh?

>>33303179
Will it lure me to my doom and seal my fate?

>>33303204
I just did 12 pushups what do you want form me

>>33303204
No, I want to be weak with a protective girl

>>33303206
Quick get me on Prozac because I got heartbroken

>>33303204
I did.

>>33303211
>>33303212
stop being weak

>>33303217
Make me

>>33303204
why

>>33303217
post body

tee hee ^^;;

>>33303213
Can't wait to get brain zaps after trying to escape the hell that is antidepressants because my doctor refused to address the actual problem
I took them for years. I'm so fucking end of the line, seeking the piano wire depressed right now that I can barely function, but I'll be damned if I get trapped on those worthless pills again

should men wear jeans
what kind if yes
tight, loose, light, dark

>>33303204
Why are the most confident guys fat anyway?
I met this admittedly very tall guy with a gut. His personality was like he owned the place and everything around it. and when I got frustrated and poked him in the stomach, it wasnt soft at all.

Anyway, I think fat guys are the loudest.

>>33303230
Oh I'm sorry they did that to you
What was the actual problem?

test

Jesus, I'm definitely BPD now that I think about it...

1. Amazing in bed
2. Emotionally volatile
3. Stupid creative
4. Needs love and attention but also doesnt

Oh no....

>>33303155
Quiet bpd isn't a clinical entity.

bpd's can sometimes enter into prolonged periods of internalization of anger/frustration/aggression but this is temporary.

Check out Kernberg's work on NPD.

>>33303110
The real trick is to sell them something.

>>33303201
Whatever emotion that is, I couldn't maintain it for more than a minute. So, it sounds okay, but it's not for me

>>33303234
more nutrients to the brain
fat men are generally chads IME

m or f
what do you wish the other sex would accept about themselves?

>>33303232
Straight fit, one light one dark

Talked to our mutual friend about my (probably now ex at this point) gf and how she's been doing. Apparently my black out groping really messed her head up and everything else in life has been going wrong for her at the same time. Told me to give her space for a little longer until she's spiraling less, and also that if she truly was going to cut me out of her life she'd block me entirely, but I'm not blocked anywhere and she still maintains a small bit of interaction, just not text.
Unfortunately knowing how I've affected her has been eating me alive with guilt. I know the healing process has to be done at her pace but God do I wish I could do or say something to prove it wasn't something I'd ever consciously do and how much I regret it.

>>33303242
M
cant think of anything

>>33303242
M
How powerful they are. I see so many girls debase themselves for seemingly no reason.

I have a friend who is a really sore loser and I personally think he should just kill himself but I know that's not socially correct so how do I deal with it?

>>33303236
Oh I mean thatthe standard case. You need help for a little bit, they put you on them, they don't do anything and make life worse, they tell you it takes a few months. You get on another, then another, another again, changing every few months because they have simultaneously ruined your quality of life by making you even more sluggish and miserable. They test out some antiepileptics, you become manic and ruin your life further because you don't have bipolar. And then you realize that it's just life. You're in a shitty situation, that you are stuck. You're in a rut that you can't get out of, and you're lashing out about it by being distraught and incapable of joy. But it's because your situation has not changed. Then it does, you become a normalish people again.

>>33303204
Why? How strong are you?

>>33303247
F
Your girlfriend is traumatized that you squeezed her butt while you were dating ?? I'm a feminist but she's lying to you. I've seen these elaborate stories made up by girls who don't just want to outright say "I don't have feelings for you anymore"

>>33303242
Tall girls should accept that they are more beautiful

>>33303243
your post is gay-coded. bad advice. will not follow

>>33303110
My dad does this but will also buy whatever they're selling and convince the guy to take it for double the price. In that 90 minute conversation he just keeps asking oh are you selling this? Can I really buy this? For how much? Oh $50, that's a good price for pencil made out of real wood these days. Are you really selling this? Can I buy it? Even though it's real wood? Are you really selling pencils made out of real wood? Does it write? No way a pencil made out of real wood that you can write with? For how much? Is $100 enough? I don't need two though. No no one pencil is enough because I can't write with both hands? Duh?

My dad is so stupid I never met anyone else in my life this stupid before. My mom always told me she married him because he's stupid and only stupid guys make loyal husbands. Thus is the origin for my bad taste in men :,(

>>33303251
Why are you friends with him? You sound like a shit person to wish death on your friend.

Men could post their shoulder width and bicep size, but they never do

>>33303258
Good

>>33303256
I mean we hadn't done anything for a couple months but she'd still get naked in front of me, kiss me, etc. Also according to her I had my hand down her pants, but I remember nothing.
She's also BPD as fuck, we'd spent most of the last 6 weeks talking regularly, then just two weeks ago she stopped replying to my texts out of the blue.

>>33303258
whats the point of both a belt and a sash

>>33303266
Don't let this girl take up anymore energy in your brain

>>33303242
Men can be gorgeous, pretty, cute, sweet too. It doesn't always have to be handsome macho nacho casa speak.
You have pretty eyelashes.

>>33303247
F
What is black out groping?
Did you like put your hand in her pants when blackout drunk in public?
I think I have had my bf's hand on my buttcheek for an uninterrupted hour while we were out drinking, and I didnt mind. But not inside of my pants or stuff like that.

>>33302262
Well that's just awful and I'd never do that, but also I wouldn't "feel" anything if I was dead
>>33302267
OK, well sometimes the "easy" option is still the best though no?
I'm not sending her any more money though I really can't afford it lol. Must've been at least 5 times now since she dumped me, meanwhile she went partying loads back home and isn't applying to jobs or anything >_> I'm tired of being used
>>33302284
>Guys who look like this scare me irl
Sorry to scare you I guess :/

>>33303204
>bench 315 lbs
>still get turned down for dates

I think /fit/ was wrong and it's more than a strength issue...

>>33303258
NTA. Then whose fashion advice will you take? Your own? You, a man. You'll end up dressing to suit a man's taste. That if anything is gay coded.

>>33303261
Mutual friends
I only wish it because he deserves it

>>33303259
Is your dad literally Jerry Smith?

I hate women so much.

>>33303271
We were at her place while a friend was over.
>>33303269
Too bad I'm also extremely mentally ill and she's treated me better than any girl has before, even when she called me to yell at me over this she apologized for upsetting me. Our friend said she probably just has too much free time and nothing to keep her mind off it so she's just replaying it in her head and convincing herself it was worse than it probably was.

>>33303263
>Bicep
relaxed 12" flexed 13" (dyel)
>Shoulder width
20ish inches? idk how to exact with the measuring tape

>>33303263
I just happen to have a tape measure within arms reach.
Shoulder width 15.5". Upper arm circumference 12". Sorry to disappoint.

>>33303277
Didn't Jerry btfo Rick so hard he fled to another dimension where he was a pussy?

Women must report their thigh size

>>33303259
I'm a himbo and I'm unlovable (according to women ghosting me)

>>33303273
You always speak as if you **will** kill yourself. If you do that, she would feel guilty. What do you think about that?

>>33303284
I dunno, didn't you learn your lesson the last time I made you disown your own face?

>>33302556
Is this a ladyboy kek
>>33302568
Well at least she's being proactive about it. Rip the bandaid off and have the talk with her
>>33302586
Normies say thinks like "put yourself out there and be bold, build confidence from small wins/successes and gaining competence" but I don't think that works for mentally ill people like us. Personally I have to just fake it and push through the anxiety

>>33303282
>>33303283
uh hit the gym bros. I thought I was skinny at only 24" and 16"

>>33303285
I got fat again so it's terrible and all my jeans have holes in the thighs

>>33303293
nice bait
wont work on me fella

>>33303276
>because he deserves it
Then you should not be considering such a person a friend.

>>33303294
thats a good thing
imagine being so sexy it destroys your clothes

>>33303274
I meant like not sobbing over how you difficult it is to connect with your inner child, not how much you can bench jfc

>>33303292
>Is this a ladyboy kek
no, but this is
>>33303290
>I made you disown your own face?
that doesn't even make sense, nor does it appear to be an argument
>>33303263
send me some measuring tape and I will

>>33303303
nta
most men lose their inner child, if such a thing even exists
i thought infantilism was a bad trait to have anyways

>>33303306
>send me some measuring tape and I will
https://www.amazon.com/Measure-Retractable-Measuring-Knitting-Loss-Measurements/dp/B07XNYCYJN?sr=8-7

>>33303303
You ever have that dream where your parents are skeletons with flesh melting off their bones like TV static made of ink and blood?

>>33303294
I know a very handsome man.
I know he is broke. he uses every piece of clothing to the point where its burned by the sun, has holes in it and such.

I asked the guy
"When did you buy this shirt?"
>a hoodie I know used to be black
>now has holes on elbows, seams destroyed under armpits
>sun has literally burned it brown
The answer I got?
I dont know, maybe 2016?

I swear so many guys could present as far more good looking if they just had their wardrobe in any sort of order

...

>>33303303
>I meant like not sobbing over how you difficult it is to connect with your inner child
I don't think that's the issue either though. Frankly idk what the issue is right now. Could just be the stress of grad school

>>33303148
Wtf this is me exactly. I find it so rare to meet anyone else like this. I used to think there was something wrong with me too, like I was just too sensitive but now I think it's a sign I'm more stable than most people. Because I really want to process my grief and understand and learn from it so I can be a better person with stronger boundaries, clearer wants/needs/values etc and also fully be over someone before I date because I want to commit myself fully to them. The more I meet people and realize what kind of relationships other people are having the more I realize wtf. I am actually the only sane person on Earth. I am the only person who dates for true love and can focus 100% on the other person for who they are. I actually work on myself to be better for them. I put so much effort in. And I'M the abnormal one? No wonder the dating pool is so shit because people like me are apparently rare lol. I used to think this was the norm.
>>33303151
IME BPD people move on immediately by just dating new people and drag all their ex baggage into the new relationship and constantly project their past trauma onto who they're dating. They're needy and constantly change who they are because they don't know what they want and who they are without a partner. It's kinda the exact opposite of what I'm experiencing

>>33302652
Get earplugs
>>33302721
>this was a lot of labour, therefore it must've been expensive
>what is cheap labour and exploitation of the working class
>>33302739
You're not going to get a good response from the nerds on this website
Go to the perfume aisle IRL and then see what women IRL comment
>>33302819
>Any other guys here whose sexual encounters are mostly with married women
You guys are having sexual encounters?
I'm almost a wizard
>>33302866
>bbno$
I still don't understand the appeal of this guy

>>33303294
no excuses, report thigh size

>>33302974
>Would you come to play Pokemon go with a girl
Yeah I played with a friend when the game was hot, good times
3 miles every day though? Do you not have a job?

>>33303242
Male
Just about everything
I wish women accepted how they look, and how their body works, and that their interests are worth talking about

>>33303314
>>what is cheap labour and exploitation of the working class
That makes it expensive in other and worse ways.

Men, report shoulder width and bicep

>>33303306
imagine not already having ma measuring tape
couldnt be me

>>33303322
Kill yourself

>>33303283
>>33303293
I changed my mind, I'm not sorry at all. I'm pretty happy with my body.

>>33303317
I do. I go to the kitchen at 0800. come back at 1600.
Then I have a snack, grab my dog and go pokemon hunting

>>33303322
already did bitch
post yours

>>33303259
Your dad does sound really dumb I'm sorry
Is he at least a nice guy?
In my case after I defused the pitch the guy didn't even bring it up again which I sorta expected but he just seemed like a chill guy

>>33303323
nasty skinny pajeet legs
>16"

>>33303263
I can measure that but I want you to post an infographic on where to measure my shoulders becausr I never have

>>33303322
>Wide shoulders
>Narrow stomach
>Pretty wide, powerful hips
If I get even a little fat I look like a Turkish oil wrestler it's awful.

>>33303151
I'm the same way, I'm still a complete mental wreck since my gf ended it and she still just wants to hang out like it was nothing
I will never understand normalshitters

>>33303275
I go my own way.

>>33303337
Gaaay.

>>33303315
27 inches
(I'm not sure if I measured correctly)

Guys I MAY be winning

>>33303313
>I am the only person who dates for true love and can focus 100% on the other person for who they are. I actually work on myself to be better for them. I put so much effort in. And I'M the abnormal one?
I feel this way too.. so you're not the only one
But I think I'm not normal because no one actually gives a fuck or wants me. I overthink it all too much, that's why its all so difficult for me

>>33303339
Trying to be more attractive at all is gay
Real men just attract women by winning the bread

>>33303332
do i look indian to you?

Women, I got a little 1 dollar crochet kit from the dollar store. It teaches me how to make a little bear.
Do you want me to post him when hes done?

>>33303341
if you just measured around the thickest part you probably did fine
t. 27.5 inch thigh skinny moid

>>33303336
>I will never understand normalshitters
You're the one who's pining for one.

>>33303346
Yes :>

>>33303152
>6'5 with socks on and about 270lbs
>blonde boy
Is your bf chad
>>33303204
Wish I could
I was productive yesterday at least
>>33303238
>1. Amazing in bed
There's no way this rick and morty nigga is getting laid

>>33303346
Yes

>>33303350
Nice, well I'm practicing now but I expect I'll finish him in a day or 2

>>33303344
Because women are gold diggers.

>>33303277
Dude. YES actually. I remember watching Rick and Morty and thinking Jerry is EXACTLY LIKE MY DAD but my dad is honestly dumber irl. I remember relating to that speech one of the characters made about how he must secretly be evil or something like that because he pretends to be dumb and leeches onto people around him? Like a wolf in sheep's clothing or something like that. Those were the same thoughts I always wondered about my dad as a kid. Because I just didn't believe anyone could just be that dumb, I thought he was doing like an evil mastermind 4D chess thing and weaponizing incompetence so we'd do everything for him instead. My mom is hot/popular/smart like the mom too and their relationship is basically like theirs. Their relationship is so realistic there's no way the writers didn't base them on their own parents lol

>>33303341
nice im only 22.5
tfw no thicker thighs than me gf

>>33303251
You sound like a shit friend if you want him to die lol so maybe do him a favour and gtfo
>>33303242
M, that they can be pretty awesome and have a lot of value beyond beauty

>>33303351
Ask your mom

BAZINGA.

>>33303285
Walking that almost 2 miles has worsened my theigh chafe and made them press together more. T_T
Femanons, what do you use product wise to not get this curse?

state gender
should the man or the woman in a relationship have the bigger thighs?

great news for "I hate women" anon

>>33303361
Thanks for reposting my meme

>>33303363
F
He had bigger arms than my head but my thighs were thicker

>>33303363
M
whoever's taller

>>33303363
why arent they bald

>>33303363
Woman, men should just be brain now.

>>33303363
wish i had black hair

>>33303355
Oh, wow...

Wow...

So, you know, people do sometimes fall into patterns that elicit favorable behaviors. It's also the case that opposites really, really do attract.

Do you have, like, half stupid thoughts/half genius cool thoughts?

>>33303364
How does an incel get an egg to fertilize though

>>33303346
Nag
Was it actually a dollar? Post the kit I wanna see

>>33303364
does it work
has it made a viable baby yet
the answer is NO.

>>33303366

>he'd have to have like 23 inch biceps

>>33303288
>she would feel guilty
Well she shouldn't, but yeah suicide would be very selfish
So I continue to exist and suffer
>>33303310
>just don't be broke bro just have more money for clothes bro
Bruh
>>33303349
That doesn't mean I understand them
>>33303355
Jerry isn't even that bad kek, y'all are so ungrateful

>>33303363
Male
The woman
It should be pure muscle and she should be able to use them to cleave her man in half if he betrays her

>>33303380
>Every shape except a tetrahedron has a circle hidden somewhere.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

>>33303369
>>33303369
>wish I had (snip) hair
they're high status enough to afford hair transplants

There's a jay outside my window in the morning squawking constantly
>AAAAAAAAACKK
>AAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!!
>AAAAAACCKKK AAAAACK!
Fucking tranny

Anyways it's half 3, I better get as much sleep in as possible before it starts again

>>33302553
It's called "fuck me" eyes

I feel like I've losing weight has made my shoes bigger.
How much weight would you have to lose to go down a shoe size?

>>33303380
Big boy :3

>>33303361
Lol based Shrek punch
I wanna drink this but with bleach
>>33303388
Bong anon?
Get some earplugs or just shout at it to fuck off
Iktf, have to keep windows open cause of the heat and some wasteman is outside on the phone

does anyone know when we started doing skribbl games? how long ago?

>>33303384
it means shortstack proportions! short girls with 40 lbs. of tits and ass
(I can't afford to post a visual aid)

>>33303363
F
5'8
date a 6'5 guy. My hips and thighs are like way way bigger then his. when we spoon I feel his dick resting on my buttcheek. and there is like half a dozen inch gap when I turn my hand around and try to touch his hips.
And then again its reversed on the shoulder area.
And it feels right

>>33303382
>just have more money for clothes bro
that is not what I meant. Cant even broke guys get something they think is nice and save it for the occasion?

>>33303398
WHY DIDN'T I DELETE EVERY LOUISE PIC

>BANG BANG BANG

>>33303390
depends on how fat you were to begin with
the megafat have fat like, everywhere. feet, forehead, etc.

>>33303394
Close. I'm in Ireland. It's really wet but warm weather, I have to open the window too but even if it's closed I can still here the bastard. He doesn't scare off either. Anyways good night. I should had been in bed hours ago

>>33303363
Women should have softer bigger thighs. Men should have arms the size of his neck

>>33302974
I already play Pokemon Go to impress a girl. Have fun this weekend, I hope you get all the shinies you want.

>>33303403
Slightly overweight.

>>33303404
How's Ole Leprechaun land doin?

Economy still dogshit thanks to your corrupt local governments?

>>33303405
>Men should have arms the size of his neck
tfw that's me

>>33303396
i remember doing them the winter before last, idk if before that

>>33303405
my neck is bigger than my arms
15.5 vs 12

>>33303400
>dick resting on my butt
>it feels right
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>33303155
"Quiet" BPD sounds kind of lame ngl
Pretty sure I have the loud version
>>33303396
We started doing them regularly here in November 2021, and then again in summer 2023
>>33303400
>date a 6'5 guy. My hips and thighs are like way way bigger then his
Are you dating Mike Teavee?
>>33303404
Yeah the birds here are loud also, just gonna wear some earplugs
Get some sleep ya bastard x
>>33303406
>I already play Pokemon Go to impress a girl
Who are you trying to impress, the special ed kid?

>>33303263
Like around my shoulders with measuring tape?
>>33303363
Left mogs.

M
i havent washed my hair in a week

Thoughts on wearing camo as fashion?

Ice king is peak performance.

>>33303423
Weapon to enable TND

>>33303423
M
Garbage taste

>>33303400
>that is not what I meant. Cant even broke guys get something they think is nice and save it for the occasion?
what do you not understand about the economics of the situation. Men spend 98.5% of their income and women spend 110% of their income. There are no more dollars to spend

broke means BROKE

>>33303423
i dont think it looks good tbqh
it either looks autistic or gay

>>33303430
>>33303427
Alright, good to know. I am become autism.

>>33303313
How do I meet a guy who is romantic like you?

>>33303421
>Left mogs.
yeah he really has that big dick energy... bro wanna see him slip down those black shorts for a quick peek. just curious bro

>>33303423
Hot girls at festivals can pull it off, else it just looks autistic desu
>>33303422
Why not? Wash yo damn hair kek
I washed mine a few hours ago
>>33303424
Reddit moment

Narcissist Group Day in Atoga or what

>>33303425
Total Nigerian Domination?

>>33303439
How can you be a narcissist if you hate yourself

>>33303442
Narcissists all hate themselves tho

>>33303421
>Like around my shoulders with measuring tape?
across, tip to tip shoulder width
bicep circumference
nobody really cares about chest circumference on men. guy has pecs, or moobs, or w/e it's irrelevant and women don't care about that anyway like do the for the hands/arms/shoulders

>>33303439
Sorry.

My charisma has a kind of gravitational pull that makes everyone around me cooler.

>>33303442
That's the core of narcissism

>>33303443
>>33303446
I hate the world. I hate my parents. I hate myself. FAKU!

>>33303444
Not participating in your data collection experiment.
https://streamable.com/rti517

State Gender
Invade Canada!

>>33303450
hiiiii

>>33303363
Its literally all in neck and forearms

Hoes go crazy for big ass forearms

>>33303450
That’s a Quebec woman I assume

>>33303449
whatever happened to the atoga dicksize spreadsheet

>>33303442
You hate us more than you hate yourself, that's why you've dedicated yourself to shitting all over this thread.

>>33303452
weeners?

>>33303450
Male
Who is this BWC collector

shitty retard loser moid hour- OH WAIT THAT'S ALL THE TIME

Kicked out my gd after an argument and she came back literally 2 hours later lmao girls will always come back when you’ve got food and a big dick

Pajeet hands (legs)
ICANT

>>33303456
i dont even know my dick size

>>33303400
>6'5" guy
where are you at on making this the norm, women?

I just watched a video of a man ask his girlfriend if he could get something at the store, and I'm NAG but I think I just got the ick by proxy.

>>33303450
thats a flip iirc
also shopped

>>33303468
The answer is simple
She doesnt know his actual height

>>33303462
why are the hoes mad this time?

>>33303423
Men want to not be looked at? Good for them.

Just a quick reminder that average women deserve the world.

>>33303450
She literally looks like my barrista but more emo goth

>>33303476
she is pretty average tbqh

>>33303450
honestly if i could have sex with this woman and immediate die upon ejaculating i would be happy

Women can you do a cartwheel

>>33303476
Kill yourself simp
>>33303475
Well we’ll we’ll if it isn’t the thread tranny, how’s your failed discord going?

>>33303412
>>33303416
Old proportion advice says biceps, neck, and calves should all be the same size on men and his thighs and waist should be similar

>>33303485
>we’ll we’ll
Lmao

>>33303322
shoulders like 21 inch, bicep 15 inch no pump

>>33303486
>Old proportion advice
so proto boomers' drawing shortcuts for comic book characters not based on real human anatomy at all

After 2 days, it is finally over. My gf and I after 4 years have broken up. She was a sobbing mess and while I thought she was going to talk shit about me, she didn't. Instead, we had a heart felt conversation where she said she was sorry for dragging me down and effecting me while she goes through this mental episode. It's been ongoing for over a year apparently and I wish she would have gotten help sooner. Anyways, she saw that it was effecting me over the last couple of weeks and decided that it would be best for her to go to therapy and to grow by herself since she felt like she could always depend on me and in doing that, she lost the ability to develop as a person; only being able to develop inside our relationship. She said she still loves me and that she's not expecting me to wait. I'm not sure what I will be doing next. I told her that we'd be going no contact for a while but she was relieved that I don't hate her and that we can still be friends. A part of my wanted to call her a cunt and to throw her out of my car but as soon as she started to cry and realized it wasn't a problem she had with me, I couldn't do it anymore. I hope one day she gets better for herself and will reach out. Until then, I'm not sure what my dating life will be like

>>33303491
megacopium weak trannyman!

>>33303486
uhhh i dont see how anybody's thighs and waist could be similar
like i have a 34 inch waist, 34 inch thighs would be disproportionally fat even on a chick

>>33303454
>neck and forearms
RAWR XD *bites you*

>>33303493
you learned nothing so you will hop from bpdpussy to bpdpussy wondering why they're all like that

>>33303488
Stupid autocorrect!

>Says he doesn’t want anything serious
>I say I’m not down for hookups
>He says he also doesn’t do hookups either
>I ask what he’s looking for then
> He says he wants fwb
>Not my thing
>Also says he wants to be exclusive
>I say that sounds like dating

What the fuck?

>>33303493
>he believed it
she's looking forward to getting her pussy wrecked by some ugly bastard

>>33303462
It's everyday bro
>>33303493
Sorry you hear it but glad you talked. Godspeed

>>33303496
what the fuck am I even looking at. can women PLEASE improve their imageboard game

Shut the fuck up poojeet

>>33303502
And you will fuck him just because

Lol
State of women

>>33303502
Why are you still talking to the fuckboy after he said he didn't want anything serious kek
There are women like this too, he sounds possessive, red flag desu

>>33303493
>after two days
>after 4 years
So which is it?

>>33303495
all modern men I mean ALL modern men have symptoms of low-T and obesity with their new bloated waistlines.

26" waists and 26" thighs used to be normal

>>33303495
>>33303491

Something like 3/4 the size of your waist.

Aesthetic male physiques are
Between 8-15 percent bodyfat
Same size biceps, calves, and neck
1.6x shoulders to waist ratio
Thighs 3/4 the size of his waist
Hips 25 percent bigger than his waist

Not saying those are mandatory to look good but a lot of attractive people are near that. There's women who like a variety of body types but in general it's what's most attractive

>>33303513
he made a post in prelude to that one about 2 days ago

>>33303513
nta but it's pretty obvious she's packing her shit

Hang glide for my nigga tical

>>33303514
the fuck do you know
you probably dont even remember the 20th century
>inb4 i was 4 in 1999 bro i remember it totally

>>33303322
Shoulders aren't too wide, 15 inch arms

>>33303377
1.25

>>33303514
Wide hips is probably better if you have the shoulders to match, there are 0 strongmen with tiny waists

>>33303509
Im not necessarily gonna fuck him
>>33303512
I’m just confused now because is fwb that’s exclusive not basically a relationship?

i only like terminally online introvert women that barely talk, they're always welcome in male spaces. seen and not heard, of course.

>>33303502
arent hookups and fwb the same thing

>>33303524
>Im not necessarily
So fucking weak-willed. Yes you are.

>>33303468
As if he is the norm. I think I have seen only one person his height and like three that have been taller in like 2 years.
6'5 is way out of the norm. And anyone with common sense knows that.

>>33303472
I know exactly how tall he is by having a standard height doorway of 80 inches. his hair touches the doorway if he doesnt bend his neck

>>33303527
Thats what I thought. I think he might be a little stupid…

>>33303524
>I’m just confused now because is fwb that’s exclusive not basically a relationship?
He's "doubling dipping" in the sense that you only fuck him, but he doesn't have to spend money on you.

>>33303518
Hang glide for my nigga tikal

>>33303521
Damn I'm surprised it was so cheap if it includes all that
Yarn is usually expensive

>>33303524
>not necessarily
Bruh... you do you
>is fwb that’s exclusive not basically a relationship
Sound way less serious than a relationship. Like he just wants to hang out with you and have sex but nothing serious beyond that. Yet also doesn't want you seeing other people cause presumably he's possessive or something

Thoughts on baseball caps?

>>33303506
The women of this board lust for me unlike you pajeet tranny incel enjoy staying at home and being a failure to your parents and eating your moms curry for dinner every night lmao

>>33303522
Yes, we aren't talking about peak strength or performance. We're talking about looks.
36-24-36 women typically aren't the best athletes either

>>33303468
6'5 is too tall for me and I'm 5'8

>>33303524
>Not NECESSARILY TEEHEEE
Oh shut the fuck up you are already in bargaining phase in your head and looking forward to it

State of women

>>33303539
They are indeed an article of clothing. And they can be worn or omitted from an outfit.

>>33303515
>Not saying those are mandatory to look good but a lot of attractive people are near that
I'm nothing near that. while this is an old pic I think I still look great without matching those "proportions" at all

>>33303539
M, very American

>>33303539
M
i wear them sometimes for work and outdoor hobbies
too casual for actually "going out" though

5 in girth doesnt really feel like much

>>33303539
Male
Not a fan. Too bland imo, I prefer other styles of caps, even the military style ones
Baseball caps imo are the equivalent of a graphic tee, you need to accessorize for it to actually look good

>>33303514
>all modern men
I’m a zoomer and have a body built like Tom Hardy from the TDKR

there's no way heartbreak is not npc-only. only NPCs could be like "nooooooo not my moid/foid" and write faggy pop music.

>>33303545
Is this an old meme or something. Where people post this and pretend it's them.