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Anonymous No.33410963 >>33410983 >>33411024 >>33411131 >>33411310 >>33411458
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Anonymous No.33410971 >>33410978
I really hate women.
BlueValkyrie No.33410972 >>33410976
First for Feminist Men that Love Free Speech.
Anonymous No.33410974
I have many girl -friends but I struggle to get a girlfriend? I don’t get it. How can I set off the “safe and cool” meter on many women, enough for them to be good friends with me, but I’ve yet to have a women who seems attracted to me…what am I doing wrong?
Anonymous No.33410976
>>33410972
Lol, get fucked
BlueValkyrie No.33410978 >>33410981
>>33410971
You delete that shit rn faggit
Anonymous No.33410979
I don't fuck with alllat gay shit
Anonymous No.33410980 >>33410987 >>33410989
This sucks
Anonymous No.33410981 >>33410995
>>33410978
I will not.
Anonymous No.33410983 >>33410994 >>33411007 >>33411024 >>33411130 >>33411156 >>33411229
>>33410963 (OP)
what are your waist measurements anons? I'm 80cm male
Anonymous No.33410985 >>33410991 >>33411018 >>33412196
men
is $100 for 50g of green tea too expensive for you?
Anonymous No.33410986 >>33411015 >>33411024 >>33411037
Why are Indians named Poojah
Anonymous No.33410987
>>33410980
Femanons suck (my dick)
Anonymous No.33410988
yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
Anonymous No.33410989
>>33410980
What happened now babe
Anonymous No.33410991 >>33411012
>>33410985
yes
Anonymous No.33410992 >>33411003 >>33411004 >>33411006 >>33411011 >>33411014 >>33411024 >>33411030 >>33411041 >>33411056 >>33411065 >>33411262 >>33412157
Would you date a far left or far right person? Assuming you are attracted to them and like many elements of their personality, and have good chemistry with them.
Anonymous No.33410994 >>33411001
>>33410983
Fat fuck
BlueValkyrie No.33410995 >>33411000
>>33410981
Ur gay then
Anonymous No.33410997
How can i make women regret not choosing me?
Cat Poster the Elder No.33410998
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Anonymous No.33411000 >>33411010
>>33410995
Unfortunately I am not.
Anonymous No.33411001 >>33411009
>>33410994
its circumference thats not fat
Anonymous No.33411002 >>33411017 >>33411024
Going to make some oven baked chicken cutlets anons. This never turns out well because baked breaded chicken sucks but I will do my best. I’ll try not to get overstimulated from breading and flour all over my hands and apron, but that’s asking for a lot
Anonymous No.33411003
>>33410992
I don't like political radicals and I doubt I'd like the personality of or have chemistry which such a person
BlueValkyrie No.33411004
>>33410992
Left. Anarchy man plz.
Anonymous No.33411006
>>33410992
F
Sure but they wouldn't want to date me because I really wouldnt give a fuck about any of that
Anonymous No.33411007
>>33410983
M, 87 cm
Anonymous No.33411009
>>33411001
You rotund fuck
BlueValkyrie No.33411010 >>33411021
>>33411000
Yes you are. Lemme smell ya breaf.
I bet it smells like cockndew.
Anonymous No.33411011
>>33410992
Yes, far left If they were chill with it
Anonymous No.33411012 >>33411028
>>33410991
ok next question
how do i pull one of the fags from the tea general on /ck/ so he can finance my hobby without judgment
Anonymous No.33411013 >>33411025
>Gonna have to turn down that Brazilian chick from the anime convention because jh said im not allowed to find them attractive
Anonymous No.33411014
>>33410992
And if so, if you had to choose, which would you prefer to date, a far left or far right person?
Anonymous No.33411015 >>33411019
>>33410986
I like Indian (Men), so what?
Also, all Moids, stop e-plapping everyone and everything. It’s ick!
Anonymous No.33411017 >>33411023
>>33411002
>overstimulated from breading and flour all over my hands and apron
Autism sounds like hell
Anonymous No.33411018
>>33410985
M
Yes
Anonymous No.33411019 >>33411032
>>33411015
>Jeetpost
Anonymous No.33411021
>>33411010
If I was gay, things would be easier. Unfortunately that is not the case.
Anonymous No.33411023 >>33411027
>>33411017
I’ve never been diagnosed fuck u pal
Anonymous No.33411024 >>33411140
>>33410963 (OP)
Based blonde girl OP
>>33410986
Cause they poo in a jar
>>33410983
Idk but too much these days thanks to beer
>>33410992
Sure
Far right gf would be kinda hot desu
>>33411002
You got dis anon, hope they turn out good
Anonymous No.33411025
>>33411013
She is gone, Fren.
Found her Prince offline. Supposedly a Leaf, ironically.
Anonymous No.33411027 >>33411050
>>33411023
Well I'm diagnosing you right now with the tism
Anonymous No.33411028 >>33411033 >>33411036
>>33411012
larp as cute asian girl who is really into matcha and wants to try green tea
Anonymous No.33411030 >>33411042 >>33411043 >>33411048 >>33411262
>>33410992
Do far right women even exist?
Anonymous No.33411032 >>33411035
>>33411019
Nyet.
aмepикaнcкий дypaк.
Anonymous No.33411033 >>33411047 >>33411050 >>33411051
>>33411028
it's not matcha it's uji gyokuro
also i already am one so i don't have to larp
problem is /tea/ only cares about chink teas not nip
Anonymous No.33411034 >>33411039
Girls: I'm confused, how is it that you still like guys bodies that are in skinnyfat territory? Or even slightly obese territory? Why?
Anonymous No.33411035 >>33411044
>>33411032
I know your typing style retard. It's easy when you fucks have pathologically low self awareness.
Anonymous No.33411036 >>33411049
>>33411028
No, don’t do that, you degenerate!
Anonymous No.33411037
>>33410986
Didn't I look this up for you the other day?
It's an alternative spelling of Puja, coming from original meaning "honour" or "worship".
Anonymous No.33411039
>>33411034
>how is it that you still like guys bodies that are in skinnyfat territory? Or even slightly obese territory? Why?
they dont
Anonymous No.33411041
>>33410992
The problem with extremists is that if they’re actually abo ur that life, you’re gonna be dating someone who is spending significant amount of time politically organizing, possibly in the gutters of society.
If you have a normie extremists though, they’re just gonna be a doom scroller posting rage bait and idealistic nothings that don’t do anything
Anonymous No.33411042
>>33411030
What you say you are and what you actually are can be very different things. It's why polling prior to elections has been so inconsistent; in that people just say they're one thing to appease the people around them and not get ostracized over politics. This is also something you'll experience heavily if you work in an office environment.
Anonymous No.33411043 >>33412052
>>33411030
Wtf happened in 2004
Anonymous No.33411044
>>33411035

Otay.
Anonymous No.33411047 >>33411068
>>33411033
I think you will have to do some research on chinese teas them. Why do people call it matcha?
BlueValkyrie No.33411048
>>33411030
Yes and they're retarded and filled with lead
Anonymous No.33411049
>>33411036
It's all in the game yo
Anonymous No.33411050 >>33411053 >>33411074
>>33411027
Do I get like a welcome package or something?
>>33411033
Genmaicha superior tea
Anonymous No.33411051 >>33411068
>>33411033
Slit your wrists, faggot.
Anonymous No.33411052 >>33411058 >>33411059
Is this... hand position thing possible... if the man and the woman have about the same size of hands? I'm a tall woman and my crush is only 2 inches taller than me. Our hands are almost the same size and length with little difference.

(No bully, the size of hands and feet depends a lot on height and women usually have smaller one cause they are noticeably shorter on average)
Anonymous No.33411053 >>33411057
>>33411050
No just sensory and social issues
Anonymous No.33411054 >>33411062
Threadly reminder that Cyberstalking is thread culture. By posting in /atoga/ you consent to all the potential physical, mental, emotional, spiritual, and/or financial damages that may occur. Have fun. :^)
Anonymous No.33411056
>>33410992
M
Yeah, but be the constructive kind of far right rather than the seething all day type
Rather than crying about the fall of the west, be the return of the west
Anonymous No.33411057 >>33411064
>>33411053
Oh. Can I return those or
Anonymous No.33411058 >>33411063
>>33411052
It's about where you put your hands, not the size of them. I've also started doing this with my gf too and she's really into it, though my hands are bigger than hers.
Anonymous No.33411059 >>33411063
>>33411052
Yeah
Anonymous No.33411060 >>33411078
>state gender
>type "send nudes", then post the emoji that your phone automatically suggests (picrel for me)
Anonymous No.33411061
Quick someone. I want to make a sauce that is potently onion. My plan is to blend
>Caramelized onion
>Raw onion
>Egg
>Oil
>Garlic
Will this be good or a waste of time?
Cat Poster the Elder No.33411062 >>33411066 >>33411067
>>33411054
Who are you and what are you selling
Anonymous No.33411063 >>33411069 >>33411070
>>33411059
How do you know?

>>33411058
But if the hand isn't a lot bigger how can it grab that much.
Anonymous No.33411064
>>33411057
No refunds buddeh
Anonymous No.33411065 >>33411099
>>33410992
M
My experience has been that people more on the right have been quieter about politics than people that are left. It seems like every conversation with a leftie girl involves Gaza or whatever orange man is doing, while the right ones are probably close to center right I guess since they don't bring things up very much.
Anonymous No.33411066 >>33411088
>>33411062
Welcome back.
I believe you had a different trip, since we last talked.
Anonymous No.33411067 >>33411088
>>33411062
I've never actually seen the non mirrored version of this image
Anonymous No.33411068 >>33411074 >>33411079
>>33411047
>chinese teas
i don't like fermented tea and the way chinks grow their leaves is questionable at best
>Why do people call it matcha?
-cha means tea, matsu apparently means rub referring to the the way it's processed by being ground into a powder
>Genmaicha superior tea
it's literally the poorfag tea, the brown rice is added as filler. still nice though
>>33411051
why
Anonymous No.33411069 >>33411076
>>33411063
You're grabbing at the wrists, not the hands. You're palms being the same width is your wrists would be deeply unusual looking.
Anonymous No.33411070 >>33411076
>>33411063
Because I've done it before and my hands are probably smaller or the same size as yours
Anonymous No.33411072
Women how true is redpill stuff?
Anonymous No.33411074
>>33411068
>>33411050
Anonymous No.33411075 >>33411132 >>33411142 >>33412057
And girls wonder why men hate them and want to do away with the female vote.

YOU DID THIS, YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
Anonymous No.33411076 >>33411080 >>33411082
>>33411070
>>33411069
Does it get easier when the grabbing hand is bigger and the wrists of the person are smaller?

Women usually have smaller dainty wrists.
Anonymous No.33411077 >>33411093
A girl bought me a full pack of smokes and left it at my work as a gift
Thank you women
Anonymous No.33411078 >>33411081
>>33411060
>the emoji that your phone automatically suggests
My phone doesn't do that.
Anonymous No.33411079 >>33411100
>>33411068
It has the best flavor. Genmaicha for hot, Hovenia for cold. Haven’t been able to find a good source for hovenia though
Anonymous No.33411080 >>33411085
>>33411076
Well yeah, it's a lot easier in that circumstance, but his hands aren't going to get any bigger so you've gotta make do I guess.
Anonymous No.33411081 >>33411087 >>33412060
>>33411078
what's it like living in 2002
Anonymous No.33411082 >>33411085
>>33411076
Yes it does and yes they do
Anonymous No.33411083 >>33411092 >>33411095
Now, you fucking listen up: I have answered a lot of your weird questions, women.

I got male privilege points to spend here.


Hey, alright, now. any ladies wanna answer a specific question? First: I am looking to, like, go wild with myself once some money comes in. I want to join some kind of permanent... you know, carnival thing. Renaissance Faire! Those.

I want to just eat turkey legs and find my true love wearing some dorky outfit. She will be in goth dress. Huge titties. Loves cats. I will be the tarot reader. And kinda like, I suppose, really Howls Moving Castle vibes personality wise. Now. Romantic or psychotic? Am I flying too close to the smutty romance novel sun? If it helps I'm extremely hot, just so done with my life.

I need drama. I need to fuck that hot chick who always does those eagle and falcon shows.
Anonymous No.33411085
>>33411082
>>33411080
Anonymous No.33411086 >>33411089 >>33411091 >>33411101 >>33411102 >>33411134 >>33412064
Men, why should I feel bad for you when you're all terminally online retards with self induced political brain rot?
Anonymous No.33411087
>>33411081
It's fantastic.
Cat Poster the Elder No.33411088
>>33411066
Yeah I deleted my cookies on this browser since then. I don’t remember the code and cba to make a new make a new one.
>>33411067
Why mirror it why it’s almost symmetrical already?
Anonymous No.33411089
>>33411086
She says, online, posting terminally about men again.
Anonymous No.33411090 >>33411103
Women, why should men pretend that you have rights?
Anonymous No.33411091 >>33411097
>>33411086
Because you are too and that makes us contemporaries
Anonymous No.33411092 >>33411162
>>33411083
Is this even a thing anymore? Aren’t they mostly just seasonal pop ups and not organized traveling events? What would you even do if you could find one? What would be your area of experience to get a job there?
Cat Poster the Elder No.33411093 >>33411098 >>33411105 >>33411106
>>33411077
Enjoy your reduced life expectancy
Anonymous No.33411095 >>33411104
>>33411083
God damn bro you need to get your ass beat lmao
Anonymous No.33411097 >>33411112
>>33411091
Not really no, I can't stand internet political bullshit and I only deal with it so much as to laugh at the lolcows that come from it.
Anonymous No.33411098
>>33411093
This is the meanest thing cat poster has ever said
>>33411065
Don’t get me started.my best friend brings up every trump headline, as if I’m gonna be outraged everyday about bullshit…
>>33411079
it's distinct and i still like it but as a green tea it's pretty bad. it's usually blended with consumer quality sencha and the roasted brown rice overpowers any subtle flavor it could have had. the best sencha can taste like seaweed but you'd never know it from drinking genmaicha
>>33411086
I wouldn't have been terminally online if I could just be quiet and skinny as a kid without being made a pariah for it.
>>33411086
>being politically ignorant is cool
Pedo
>>33411090
Because in most countries, they objectively do. If that upsets you, go move to a Muslim majority country.
>>33411095
lol, fr fr.
>>33411093
That's the goal
>>33411093
NTA but that's an unusually cunty response. Interesting...
>>33411103
I know, it's so ridiculous.
>>33411101
So you can't ever improve yourself because muh society? That's disappointing?
>>33411102
>Not being obsessed with politics makes you a pedophile
>>33411108
Well there's always Saudi Arabia. Go move there.
>>33411097
Name one you've been laughing at lately.
The one time Cat Poster (you)s me and it’s something mean…
>>33411110
I don't want to fuck goats or 9 year olds, though.
>>33411109
Moids are always tribal.
They will kill each other over Pepsi vs Coke, PS vs EggsBox, UFC gay vs Soccer gay, etc.
Politics let’s them get demented extra spicy edition.
>>33411113
Cat Poster doesn't (you) for shit desu. She's all take and no give.
>>33411112
NTA but Hasan's orbiters getting btfo by Ethan Klein has been really funny. I've never watched anything directly from any of them but this has been pure kino since it looks real bad for the orbiters.
>>33411112
I've recently learned about the nightmare that is Ethan Ralph. He used to be buddies with Nick Fuentes, no longer is, ran away to Mexico to avoid jail time, and is now currently spending his shitty streams having gooning sessions with Grok.
>>33411117
Hence my surprise. Oh well, take it as I get it
>>33411117
They're all like that though
>>33411116
>Moids are always tribal.
You've never worked in an office of just women before, have you? It doesn't get any more tribal than that.
asked off for work tommorow like a month and a half ago, but it has me both off for the day and working 7-3
i guess ill call them in the morning
For both genders: does anyone else feel like they:
>could go rest of their life without sex.
>like the idea of living alone/separately from partner.
>never want kids.
>>33411118
Oh yeah, I didn't bring them up because that's super mainstream, but I don't even like H3H3 and it's been amazing watching him take down tankies. I just brought up Ethan Ralph because he's more obscure.
>>33411119
I've considered jumping down that rabbit hole, is it good?
>>33410983
61 cm
>>33410963 (OP)
Women, how long are your text messages?
>>33411075
paheal.net is superior to xxx anyway and not restricted in the UK (yet)
>>33411129
It's both horrifying and hilarious. His most recent stunt was going on some reality show in El Salvador, being hated by everyone in the show, and then getting kicked off in less than a day.
>>33411086
ive managed to save my mind from that
washed away all the redpill pol jew shit
i just need the last straw to break myself ot of this website completely
such as a gf kek
>>33411122
JH isn't.
>>33411119
That's what happened to Ralph? My only awareness of him was him trying to defend that lawyer that was a massive gooner drug addict last year.

>>33411126
Yeah fair. That H3 stuff has just been my fave ingoing on, but I enjoy the more obscure retards like Cooking With Jack and Patrick Tomlinson, they're both hilarious since everything they do is self inflicted.
>>33411125
Nope, this all sounds like cope from someone unsuccessful with the opposite sex
>>33411119
>I've recently learned about the nightmare that is Ethan Ralph.
I didn't know Ralph was still a thing. I remember him from the Killstream days, where he used to host internet debates.
>>33411024
>>33411132
How are you even posting here?
>>33411125
M
only the first one
>>33411075
Please explain how I, an American am responsible for UK politics.
this bread tastes good
>>33411125
yeah i'm retarded so i'm chill with no sex, living alone, no kids.
>>33411138
I’ve been in several long term relationships
>>33411125
If you truly were as detached as you think you are, you probably wouldn't be here right now, engaging with this surrogate.
>>33411125
M, yes, I'm a weird loner virgin, desu at this point nearing 30 I don't see myself ever becoming "normal"
>>33411140
Magic
>>33411142
We didn't take the Revolution to its logical conclusion and conquer Britain.
>>33411137
>CWJ
a man of taste (unlike jack)
>>33411142
Crossborders feminine energy
>>33411147
I don’t see myself as detached and im not trying to be unique or edgy, i just get really socially overwhelmed
>>33411151
no god pleaseno jack webms i already get an overdose of them from /ck/
Women are you really that picky on what *color* the balls are when they hit your face?
>>33410983
20f
>72cm
>>33411151
Why are his videos so dystopian
>>33411151
>cuts the zip off the ziplok
never noticed that before lmao
>>33411151
>>33411154
post the corndog one pleasssse I know it'll trigger even the women who are annoyingly not triggered enough
Why do I jump between misogynistic and supporting feminist ideals? It must be hormonal? One minute or day I’m like “promiscuous women are whites I’d never date” , next day I’m thinking “ sexual past is meaningless and women should be free to have as much sex without judgement!”
I can’t even tell what’s my actual belief anymore
Either gender:
>Your favorite lolcows
>Why they're funny to you
>>33411092
1. I'm hot.
2. I'm hot.
And.
3. A shitload of experience in high end sales.
Do straight women exist?
>>33411161
M
Everyone itt
I finally escaped my second wave emo phase. Simply unimaginable.
>>33411160
Are whores* I’d never date. Sorry autocorrect, I’m typing with one hand currently.
>>33411151
>cutting open a resealable
kek
Question for men. It's a cliche saying you hear a lot that guys will have sex with anything. What's the fattest woman you think the average man would be willing to have sex with in a scenario where she just randomly went up to a guy at a bar or something and propositioned him for a one-night stand? What about an actual date?
>>33411131
what were the responses to this tiktok
>>33411169
No idea. Most I'd go is 30%
will it get better if i never had a social life, girlfriend or experiences with young people at 25?
>>33411169
Probably 36-40% for a drunken bar hookup and maybe 30-35% for dating
Personally would sleep with/date all up to 36-40%
>>33411169
30-35, MAYBE HIGHER if her she carried her fat well and has a decent sized ass
>>33411169
I think I would go 40 if I am really drunk
>>33411169
I likely wouldn't be willing regardless because I don't have a lot of interest in hooking up with random women.

There's no way in hell I'd touch a woman who looks like bottom right. Bottom middle is probably too fat, too. Anything else is fine.
>>33411169
Yeah 30ish like the other anon said. I would never be in a position for a one night stand so there's no difference to me.
>>33411169
Also out of these pics I think the 27-29% and 30-35% are hottest lol
>>33411169
30-35% is about the max where attractivity starts to taper off really fast. I have been with some girls in the 40% area that were really cute and the weight was proportioned in a good way though.
>>33411169
How do i calculate my BF% reliably? I feel like my loose skin and body dysmorphia makes it hard to gauge visually
>>33411169
36% is pushing it
50% not a shot, probably not even if she was the last woman alive
>>33411169
Are these even accurate? The mid 20s bf women look pretty slim compared to mid 20s men. Is it all in the hips?
>>33411182
Truth nuclear bomb
>>33411161
M
I'm actually not a big lolcow connoisseur; I recognise their existence for internet historical reasons but I've always felt a bit bad for CWC and people like that. I also have a very low tolerance for cringe and get bored very easily due to ADHD.
>>33411183
https://www.calculator.net/body-fat-calculator.html
>>33411169
a 30% to 35% that wears it well with other attractive traits to make up for it in the ONS proposition and I'd be harboring private expectations that it'd go down if I'd date it.
>>33411169
18-29% are literally the same person just eating and drinking throughout the day
https://youtu.be/qZ1fAPnJARo?feature=shared

CON TROL YOUR SSEEEELLLFF!!!
>>33411161
F
>Amberlynn Reid
She makes such shockingly bad decisions all the time, it’s one of those where it’s like watching a car crash. I know it’s horrible and I shouldn’t be looking, but I just can’t peel my eyes away
> Null/Laika Albarn/Polyglotplatypus
Horror cow, genuinely disturbed and disgusted by. A good reminder to me that sometimes women can be as awful as men. Helps bring me down from my man hate
>>33411190
nah, maybe 24 ~ 29
>>33411185
>compared to mid 20s men
"Why do women look slim compared to men" you tell me retard
>>33411193
Nta but could you give me a summary of what makes both of these people terrible, I'm morbidly curious lol
If children were brought into the world by an act of pure reason alone, would the human race continue to exist? Would not a man rather have so much sympathy with the coming generation as to spare it the burden of existence, or at any rate not take it upon himself to impose that burden upon it in cold blood?
>>33411195
>"Why do women look slim compared to men"
because moids put zero effort into their health and physique
do you measure your waist at the smallest part?
>>33411185
Women naturally have more fat, so they look skinnier at higher body fat percentages. A man is in peak physical form around 10-15% body fat, but a woman who is that skinny might have trouble during pregnancy or with producing milk afterward.
>>33411197
Fuck those kids and anyone who defies to have one. At least that what Reddit tells me.
>>33411199
Yes for women
For men it's just below the navel
>>33411193
>Amberlynn Reid
Good choice. Also the way she tries to be a victim all the time, while actually being the one who's treated others like shit.

Checked out Foodie Beauty? Her story is absolutely insane and the current events are almost beyond belief.
>>33411169
In that picture? I think all but 50%+. And some would even sleep with 50%+.
>>33411131
Is there a competition amongst women to be the cuntiest bitch ever?
>>33411185
Men have noticeably thicker skin, larger bones and more muscle. Men on average have much lower BMI than women but they won't look as slim
>>33411198
It's because men are big and women are small damn
Women, do you even want a bf?
>>33411196
It's a lot to summarize since the context can be long, but in the most basic words, she's an abuser and a scammer. She mostly garnered attention at the start because she made a YouTube channel for weight loss but instead would just keep gaining weight because she didn't stick to her diet or would just lie about it all the time. Things got more on the sad side once the abuse stories from her ex's came out.
>>33411196
Amberlynn is a 600lb weight loss YouTuber who started her weight loss channel a decade ago weighing 300lbs. There’s a lot of other stuff going on with her obviously, but that alone tells you a lot.
The other is a pedo artist who has a comic she maintains where a really fat pedo husband abuses minors and also his degenerate victim wife that he cucks. She used to larp as an Asian woman in an incestuous relationship with her father
>>33411203
I recently started consuming foodie beauty content when amber stopped posting as much, the Syria arc is something else. I don’t know any good YouTubers who have covered FB’s history though so I don’t know any of her past
Men, what’s your most misogynistic personal belief? I’ll tell you if it’s a deal breaker to the average women if she finds out you have favor towards it.
>>33411197
>spare it the burden of existence
that's fucking satanic shit
>sub 30 waist as a man
it's fucking over
>>33411203
>Checked out Foodie Beauty? Her story is absolutely insane and the current events are almost beyond belief.
NTA
I've only just learned about Foodie Beauty. The mental image of a morbidly obese hamplanet living in Syria is both hilarious and horrifying.
I woke up in a dream today to the cold of the static
>>33411188
Ive used it before and i know it is unreliable

I think last i used this i was around 25%? I just guestimated given my past measurements (i used to measure my body every week) and its at 21% Idk if thats true or not. The equation looks.. fine? Idk its not linear which is good i guess but still pretty simple. Humans variate a lot and this is one of those time that sex is not so black and white. Like i dont think that equation would work for menopausal women or anyone with known hormonal issues, not just sex hormones but like growth hormone or cushings too, or even just being an unusual height.
>>33411182
>30-35% is about the max where attractivity starts to taper off really fast. I have been with some girls in the 40% area that were really cute and the weight was proportioned in a good way though.
>>33411215
yeah but how are you shoulders
i got 19.4% body fat
I love women
Let me know if any of these incels are bothering you
>>33411169
>average man
100% depends on the area. Ideaply for me, anything from 12%-26%, if I'm down bad (which I am), I'll also take 27-29% and maybe 30-35% if they have a really nice face.
>>33411212
Women are largely cattle and should never have been given rights.
>>33411227
Deal breaker. You should work on that buddy.
>>33410983
21M
34 inches
lotta metric people here now
>inb4 measurement shitflinging
>>33411221
God I love squishy tummy
>>33411212
You have to temper the amount of love you show towards your woman. You have to hold back and make it seem like she loves you more than you do or she'll lose interest. Same with showing weakness or vulnerability. If you have to do it in a small token way.
>>33411227
Deal breaker wtf
>>33411228
I don't need to work on shit.
>>33411215
That used to be normal all the thick waist bottom heavy men is from the goodgoy chemicals in all the food air and water now.
>>33411217
and put my cold feet on the floor

forgot all about yesterday
>>33411211
>>33411216
KiwiTapes has a good starter video about her and some other lolwcows (he's in no way associated with KF, he just gets info from there).
>>33411225
With the stereotype of the ugly weak incel, I wonder if there are some legitimate pseudo Chad incels out there… like tall, decent face, fit, nice head of hair, good personality, but for some reason, struggles to get women.
>>33411231
>>33411212
Women should not be involved in decisions of national defense, and also shouldn't be front line police
>>33411219
Based on your pictures yeah that seems pretty accurate. It says 9ish for me which is also accurate.
>>33411231
>>33411236
Remembering
I’m pretending to be where I’m not anymore
>>33411211
Thanks for summarising guys
>a really fat pedo husband abuses minors and also his degenerate victim wife that he cucks. She used to larp as an Asian woman in an incestuous relationship with her father
That's enough Internet for today...
>>33411212
women shouldn't be front line military or first responders that require physical strength
because theyre weak af fr
>>33411231
so squishable holyy
>>33411232
Deal breaker if a women found out. However, this is the type of belief that can be applied subtlety. In other words, your potential partner may never find out you hold this belief. But because of this belief You’ll just be a shit partner and she leaves anyways.
>>33411209
yes !!!

I'm taking a break from dating tho, my last boyfriend nearly killed my ass
>>33411224
If you're a chick then you should put some meat on your bones methinks
>>33411224
ideal health bf% right there
>>33411212
>Men, what’s your most misogynistic personal belief?
I don't even know what counts as misogyny these days. I'm sure I have lots of beliefs that people would consider misogynist, racist, etc. but most of them are somewhat moderated in the sense that I view them more as general tendencies than something that applies to every single individual.
>>33411248
what did he do
>>33411248
>my last boyfriend nearly killed my ass
what happened?
>>33411212
Treating men and women like just slight variations of the same species is a mistake that gets us into bad trouble. Instead as a group we need to intellectually think in terms of Men being from Mars and Women being from Venus.
>>33411247
Yeah that's the goal. But how would it make me a shit partner. I'd still love her and she'll see that.
>>33411249
my bmi is 18.5. i think i'm fine
>>33411212
Women spend too much time on tiktok
>>33411243
a little taste of hypocrisy
and im left in the wake of mistakes
slow to react
>>33411245
Dealbreaker for more liberal and left leaning women. Wouldn’t be a dealbreaker for right leaning women depending on how you worded it. If you told them straight up women are weak in a condescending tone it would be a deal breaker.
>>33410992
Ideally, I'd date a right-wing lady, but people who are openly extremist relative to the normie mainstream, especially women (since getting into a fight and/or losing social support is more dangerous for them), tend to have a screw loose. So I don't know how I'd find her.

>>33411030
I will never forgive them for doing this to women
>>33411239
ive seen this one before and still uuunngggg
>>33411257
That's also kinda low. What do you eat
>>33411262
Women did it to themselves.
>>33411258
Wouldn’t be a deal breaker, as long as you also recognized many men spend too much time on tik tok too.
>>33411252
>>33411253
he got mad n fought me lols
>>33411212
Women have it easier throughout life.
If they want they can be a gold digger or start an of to have effortless money. I hate whores. Sex work isnt work.
>>33411221
>>33411231
>>33411239
>>33411261
i wouldnt be condescending about it but they are like only half ast strong as us on average
>myao is just Khloe 2.0
lmao
>>33411169
Most men would probably go up to 35%, maybe 40% in the US.
The average man is a degenerate.
>>33411267
who won?
>>33411267
well what did you?
>>33411264
on a regular basis pretty much anything besides meat, not for any dietary restrictions i just don't like cooking with them
>>33411274
he pinned me down n raped me
did you aikido his ass
>>33411269
Deal breaker for any liberal or left leaning women. Would be cool with SOME righter leaning women as long as you didn’t come for to hateful or bitter.
>>33411271
Best case scenario you’d have to recognize that despite the strength differences, mean and women deserve equal right, and that women have their own favorable qualities too.
>>33411277
BRU NOT THE TIME FOR FAKES
>>33411276
Oh no wonder. You need to plump up a bit ms herbivore.
>>33411277
Cringe
>>33411239
Here is the unedited photo
>>33411280
>women have their own favorable qualities too
Nta
Such as
>>33411260
<3
>>33411284
the meat i want is too expensive
>>33411239
Cute.
Need me a Snow Princess, fr fr.
>>33411290
What are you buying. Wagyu steaks?
>>33411290
Dick is extremely cheap, free in many cases
>>33411290
Why so hungy?
>>33411294
i want otoro and abalone
>>33411298
Euro Grill detected.
>>33411298
I don't even know what the fuck those are. Just buy some beef
>>33411262
I think a lot of right wing women fetishise the atavism, which is also a source of conflict between right wing men, among whom many adopt or at least flaunt these perspectives to compensate for a lack of masculinity, attempting to appear masculine by association. While there are some sincere female normiecons, the more you enter extreme politics it becomes a fetish. Maybe this is my most misogynist belief (>>33411212)? Although I think it's shared by Andrea Dworkin to some extent.
>>33411300
i can understand not knowing the fattiest cut of bluefin how the fuck do you not know what abalone is
>>33411274
>>33411275
this is myao
>>33411277 (is fake myao)
so it was kind of this whole ordeal where he was a freaaaaaak n got really weird n tried to get me to do stuff (i refused obv), he sent me photos, said the most diabolical shit, n i asked his friends who were also MY friends for advice !

he heard that i told them everything n showed them his dick pics (i didn't) and fought me. technically i won but it hurt like a bitch :c i learned that no matter the person you should go for the throat ദ്ദി
>>33411298
>weaboo shit
you deserve to be poor
>>33411306
I don't eat fancy snails bro I'm a cheap bastard
>>33410963 (OP)
>>33410928
>Why are men so bothered by the Tea app?
Because we made one for women and women got the government to shut it down, but when women do it then it's fine.

We're mad at the hypocrisy.
>>33411308
i'm literally korean
>>33411308
Eat poo then, ramjet.
>>33411298
bleh abalone is gross
>>33411311
You’re cringe.
Go back to Bollywood forums.
>>33410928
>someone would never go on the internet and tell a lie about an ex or a person they dont like! never ever!
>>33411312
>ramjet
FUCK YEAH
>>33411311
Even worse
>>33411311
ME 2

where from ???
>>33411238
that's like, every guy on /fit/
>>33411307
>technically i won but it hurt like a bitch
this whole story stinks and I won't participate anymore but anytime a women believes they fought a man and won it just means the man didn't want to hurt you anymore
>>33411317
You stole that from me!
Reeee!
>>33411321
Have you seen the CBT threads
Do men suffer when the ex they are contacting behind their gf’s back does not respond? Just in an odd situation rn.
>>33411311
yuck
Men why do you spam the site with BNWO then blame the jews for it
>>33411307
scary!
Women/Men, why are you monolith?
>>33411327
It's fun
>>33411325
What
How much do women understand testosterone? I mean REALLY understand that craving for physical violence that a lot of men (not all, but a lot) have to hold back on?

Imagine a stereotypical scenario. You're a burly, fat man--not WOW player fat but John Goodman stocky/strong-fat--is working at a coal mine/iron foundry. At lunch, some lady from corporate comes down to give a "quarterly report." You know she's been working there for four years, but this is the first time ANY of you have seen her. She rambles on about, "Creating a positive, engaging atmosphere of communication," and a whole load of corporate buzzwords. She leaves by setting a load of metrics and mandates that have nothing to do with what you and your actual coworkers are doing. You look over at your mates:
three are checked out.
one is that brown noser boob whose eating it up.
two are stifling laughter at how ridiculous this all is.
the other five give you knowing stares of anger back.
The rest of the day, none of you say anything to each other, but the silent anger in the air is palpable. This fucking BITCH from on high hasn't been on the floor for four fucking years, and gives a bunch of weasely bureaucratic bullshit when you're all at your wits end already to meet quota for this week just to SURVIVE. For the rest of the day, the anger builds and builds.
You start commuting back home, stuck behind Grandpa Jones who does his daily drive right at commute time to hold everyone up by driving 5 under the speed limit. It gives you plenty of time to stew in that anger, and in that anger, your imagination lets LOOSE. You start imagining SCREAMING at that bitch. As the drive gets one slight aggravation by one other slight aggravation, you eventually imagine TEARING HER LIMB BY LIMB AND STREAMING HER ENTRAILS APART WITH HER TEETH IF YOU HAVE TO.
1/2
>>33411314
nah abalone porridge is comfy and the shells are pretty especially the small whole ones in stews

>>33411320
not saying :3
>>33411327
big nigga with octopus
>>33411327
uh what's BNWO and I don't?
>>33411334
Why are you ghey?
>>33411332
>1/2
Shut up bro
>>33411329
Because Freedom are cringe and Duty are cucks.
>>33411322
story's not fake but wtv

desu ya he probably could've killed me I'm literally 5 foot ㅠㅠ
he might've realized what he was doing halfway through or got tired
>>33411332
>make up a scenario to get yourself mad at
not reading
>>33411329
I think it's okay to make some generalising statements as long as one considers that they represent a tendency. If people say things like men being generally more likely to cheat, more likely to commit violent crimes, more likely to drop out of high school, etc. then that's quite okay.
>>33411336
Sumthin da snow bunniez are meant for!
Including you.
>>33411336
NTA
Black New World Order. It's a fetish scenario thing based around black supremacy. It's basically BBC fetishism taken up to eleven.
>>33411221
Sex
>>33411231
Hooy fucking shit sex 24/7 all day all night on kitchen counter, under shower, on the floor, on the wall, on the staircase
>>33411239
SEXOOOO

I love those bodytypes so much bros
That tummy poking out makes my dick hard
>>33411332
You close the car door as you get in the driveway. Each step shoots a ring of pain from the bundles of bunions, worn joints, destroyed cartilage, and at least five dull sources of pain you swear are probably unchecked cancers. Your nostrils flaring, heart pumping as you're in mid "kill her" fantasy in full force, so strong you aren't even consciously aware of your surroundings or even that you're at all home.
Your mind and body are barely together at all.
You open the door, and there's your wife--
"Did you check your messages? I told you to go to the store to pick up so--"
Your voice booms in an echo that nobody could believe you're able to hit, "GO TO THE ___STORE___?! AND YOU, WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO ALL DAY?"
You instinctively take her head and SLAM it into the wall, and then grab her by the hair as she meekly tries to resist and continue to SLAM HER HEAD INTO THE WALL OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL A BLOODY trail is left along the wall. As you let go, her body collapses onto the ground as you can hear her cry in pain.
Logically, consciously, you understand that what you've done is wrong; but for a fleeting moment the emotional and physical pain from your body is completely gone and you just feel SO GOOD.
2/2
Do women emotionally understand what I've just written? To what extent do they understand the mental depravity of testosterone?
>>33411332
nag but you don't need a part two I think
be concise with your anger
and no women do not understand how men work
>>33411344
Is it a /pol/ only thing? First I've heard of it and I lurk on quite a few different boards.
>>33411212
There are two that regularly get people upset:
1. I don't think men and women are equal, nor should they be. They each have different strengths and roles to fill in society. I don't think women are worth less. Arguably, they have the potential to be worth more: they're not disposable like men generally are, and a nation that sends its women to fight is either on the verge of annihilation or downright psychotic. Men might make up the body politic, but women are the soul of society, and throwing them into the meatgrinder for the sake of "equality", even metaphorically, both debases them and removes what worth men can or should attain for themselves.

2. I will judge women for their actions. I judge men, too, but people don't reflexively assume it's because they're men. If I call a slut a slut, it's apparently "misogynistic" to some.

I don't think either of these things are remotely misogynistic, but they're obviously dealbreakers to liberals.
>>33411344
Don’t do this…
Or anyone.
>>33411212
Feminism is probably incompatible with the survival of the species and even though I respect women's right to take an equal place in society as our equals as conscious beings... it's pretty obvious our cultures and genes are going to go extinct. Girls are too focused on themselves to care about the fact that if they don't have kids, the values that made them the free and powerful queens of this world, they will die. Feminism will fade away and so will our people, replaced by whoever is misogynistic and backwards enough to inherit the ashes of the civilization we built.
>>33411337
but i'm a girl (female) and i love men sometimes
I want a man to like me
>>33411339
I wish the zone was real. Then men would have a great reason to go out and die in slavland.
>>33411344
no offense but i dont think black people are capable of making a new world order
due to both internal and external factors
>>33411349
Possibly, but I've seen it referenced on a few porn sites. It feels like one of those things that started as an ironic joke but then became unironic.
>>33411340
>I'm literally 5 foot ㅠㅠ
hot
>>33411338
>>33411341
Get the fuck out of the way so real men with attention spans can talk, you weak, pathetic tablet-addled zoomer mush brains.
>>33411212
Women can be just as horrible as men and shouldn't get free passes by comparing everything to what men do.
>>33411354
Women hate men. Don't lie.
>>33411318
based
>>33411321
/fit/ and other men on this site make it pretty clear neurodivergence is second only to ugliness when it comes to the worst flaws in dating
>>33411355
I think you're okay but I don't quite like you yet. Describe yourself.
>>33411327
Jewish men and mentally ill white leftoids spam BNWO
Dating apps are evil, but they work, but not for everyone.
>>33411360
imagine making up a scenario to get made at kek
you arent some based chad tradmale, youre sitting here, talking to losers on some online shithole, like the rest of us. you are harmless
>>33411334
abalone porridge is grandma food it's so bland ??

tell me !!!! :c
>>33411343
>>33411344
>>33411327
alright got it, it's the jews
>>33411355
I don't get it
>>33411365
Neurodivergence is technically even worse. Ugliness can be compensated by befriending people having the opportunity to show off ones positive qualities over time, etc. but when you're neurodivergent you're probably not going to have many friends, not partake in a lot of IRL activities and so on.
>>33411362
well i did say sometimes
>>33411212
I feel most women are genuinely incapable of being in a leadership role, they completely crumble under any pressure, and are absolutely alergic to accountability.
This is mostly because majority of women were raised in a way that if they cry to their parents they get what they want or dodge responsibility.
They also never grow out of this.
>>33411370
Cringeeee!
>>33411238
They are called "mentalcels"
Guys who look perfectly fine, or even above average, but have poisoned minds
>>33411360
That's crazy bro
Women, why're you on the internet rn instead of REPRODUCING????

Your eggs are PERISHING even as we speak!!
>>33411327
Its actually trannies

(Do not look up stats of dating apps from transgender users)
Troons are quite literally BVILT for bbc because nobody else wants to touch them
What’s the male equivalent of a cool wine aunt
>>33411367
NTA
Why would Jews spend so much time forcing the BNWO fetish on the world, especially when the plan is clearly failing as it's a niche fetish that doesn't pop up often on porn sites.
>>33411371
>Everything I don't like is the Jews
Sorry Jenny decided to go to the dance with Moshe instead of you sweetie.
M
I'm over 30 and is called cute and not actively pursued like i used to. Am i not fuckable to men anymore?
>>33411384
Racist uncle
>>33411384
stoner uncle probably
>>33411254
I think gender dimorphism is actually increasing despite the best efforts of writers and cultural influencers to act like we are the same. The lives of the average man and woman are drifting further apart... which is reflected in their political positions, which are growing further apart in turn.
>>33411386
twinkdeath
>>33411384
Lame beer uncle
>>33411334
i love abalone porridge. always had some at my grandparent’s house with seaweed.
>>33411384
Uncle who has a bunch of cool shit
>>33411393
Stfu, weeble.
>>33411386
Idk maybe you're jaded now.
>>33411384
Gamer/car uncle maybe? My uncle got the PS2 when it first released and let me play whatever game I wanted when my family visited visit and then we bonded over cars when I got old enough to drive.
>>33411378
are you the same anon that says this day in and day out
>>33411385
Most Jews don't do it, but their culture is such that at least a few of them will take their pathological hatred for whites to the point of wasting effort.
>>33411396
i’m korean…
>>33411396
NTA
Imagine being so triggered by weebs that Asian food makes you upset.
>>33411385
bruh have you SEEN the crap that comes out of hollywood anymore? (which is all jews at the top, no secret or conspiracy needed in that)
>>33411386
Whey are u ghey?
>>33411370
>abalone porridge is grandma food
but that's what makes it so comfy
>tell me !!!! :c
no but i'll give you a pointless hint. everyone in my family speaks in standard dialect
>>33411393
based
>>33411386
Faggot
>>33411359
ty !
>>33411402
Which Korea?
>>33411399
>PS2 when it first released
old
jk you could be born in like 95 or sum and still remember
Lip fillers should be made fucking illegal
You girls give yourselves duck faces and ruin your looks.

Chick at my gym has godly body, okayish face but she decided to get herself fake lips and looks weird as shit noe
>>33411384
My friend's crazy uncle is a doomsday prepper who stockpiles ammo in his apartment and periodically mails my friend field rations
If you see your partner once per week, is it wrong to want sex at least every 2 visits, especially after having spent the whole day enjoying each other's company without being "sus" as my gf refers to any intimacy that isn't a hug or a kiss that lasts longer than 2 seconds? We used to do it every day we saw each other. Idk how things can change so dramatically in the span of 2 years
>>33411386
Nobody wants anyone after 30, men as well.

The ideal age of marriage is 25-28. Fuck up that window of opportunity and it's basically over.
>>33411404
>bruh have you SEEN the crap that comes out of hollywood anymore?
You mean the crap that flops at the box office that everybody agrees is shit even the braindead journalists and film critics trying to gaslight people into liking said crap?
>>33411410
Best Korea
Would any of the chick here be willing to do this to me?

https://youtu.be/ev0GnagP9FI
>>33411399
>>33411395
Fuck it we ball. This is my new goal in life.
>>33411411
Nta but im born in 92 should i br worried
>>33411384
The Bachelor Bald Bearded Badass
"I don't need no women cause I got muh truck, muh weed and muh beer"
>>33411399
Based
>>33411400
Ramjet detected.

>>33411402
>>33411403
Yikes! I didn’t ask.
>>33411411
Yeah I was really young, probably way too young to understand gaming. He got GTA III and I just drove around all the time and kid me thought the graphics were basically real life.
>>33411238
While I think the looks aspect of inceldom is overestimated, I doubt there are many of them.

There actually is some data on what traits are associated with long-term sexlessness.
>>33411407
seoul ? gyeonggi ? incheon ?
>>33411410
the worst one unfortunately.
>>33411411
That's like 30. That's old bro.
>>33411414
Lmao shes getting dicked elsewhere
>>33411350
Hmm these are relatively tame. Point 1 would fly with some liberal women, if not for saying “men and women aren’t equal nor should they be…”, Id say this would go well enough with right leaning woman, and it would be a dealbreaker l for most liberal and left leaning women, but some of those women would be willing to work with you to change your opinion instead of spitting in your face, since you seem to come with some hope and sincerity
Point 2 wouldn’t be a dealbreaker for most women if you judged men as much as you judged women, and weren’t hateful in your rhetoric like using “slut”.
>>33411353
Deal breaker for any left leaning or liberal women, can work with some right leaning women
>>33411361
Not a deal breaker besides extreme feminists
>>33411377
Deal breaker for women outside of maybe religious extremists
>>33411430
>>33411425
Heh same

Gta3 was too complex for me to understand and i didnt speak any english
Still played the fucj out of that gsme even though it ran like shit on my old pc
>>33411413
Getting mailed MREs is actually so awesome. I used to exchange MRE/ with a friend
>>33411266
True dat
>>33411272
Robo kloe
>>33411430
Go back to your eggsbox series poo.
Person who was born in the last fucking century: uhhh, guys, am I old???
>>33411424
but im korean ?
>>33411433
Fuuuck
>>33411415
How do one pivot to a silverfox as an exipred twink?
>>33411433
kek, i said this to a zoomer i worked with once. he was actually kind of shaken by it.
>>33411440
>>33411441
Grosss, ick, blarg!
>>33411325
>the ex they are contacting behind their gf’s back
Why is he doing this...
>>33411332
>you eventually imagine TEARING HER LIMB BY LIMB AND STREAMING HER ENTRAILS APART WITH HER TEETH IF YOU HAVE TO
Uhhh I think that's just you bro lol, see a psychiatrist maybe
>>33411439
Do you have a cute Korean accent?
Rampill me on the ramjet
>>33411428
:3c
>>33411414
She's bored and you gotta keep it fresh and exciting. gotta make her feel the sense of danger and excitement and what one anon calls "the pussy tingles"
>>33411447
It goes fast but can't take off
>>33411441
You don't, it's over. Live the remainder of your life as a warning to others.
>>33411443
Arthas: “I intend to live forever!”
FYKYK
>>33411384
That one uncle who somehow managed to turn their life around and start a cool business or become successful academically.
>>33411188
Only 30%
>>33411445
Have they not shut it down in bongland yet wtf
>>33410963 (OP)
OFFER for men: You become ugly. Really ugly. As in hideous big round baby face all of the worlds' cosmetic surgeons together could not fix, permanent skinny fat physique, shorter than the average woman. BUT, your dick grows bigger.

Do you accept?
>>33411446
Pervvy Ramjet.
Stahp!
>>33411346
>her by the hair as she meekly tries to resist and continue to SLAM HER HEAD INTO THE WALL OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL A BLOODY trail
Someone check this nigga's hard drives holy shit
>>33411430
And 20 is old to anyone in their teens. That's life, who cares.
>>33411458
>become a manlet
Already a death sentence, then I have to be ugly on top of that, AND skinnyfat for life? Jeez
>>33411458
I'm already short and ugly and have a big dick and it's done fuck all for me. I'd rather be taller and more handsome but have a 5 incher.
>>33411460
Send an FBI tip, everyone.
>>33411450
>She's bored and you gotta keep it fresh and exciting
How do I do that? Not everything can be fresh and exciting. There's only so much time, so much money, only so many things to receive, to give, to see.
>>33411458
I really do not need more dick
>>33411458
insane suggestion, no of course not
i'd accept a smaller dick if you made me more attractive
>>33411446
noooo i don't have an accent at all but i can speak konglish !
>>33411432
Luckily the dealbreakers as you call them dont make me wrong
>>33411238
>incels
>good personality
pick one lol
>>33411346
Daddy issues: the man
>>33411448
Alright, say no more.
Triangulating coordinates, now.
I must become gay science uncle with many guns and gift my niece and nephew videogames.
>>33411458
>Hot and big dick.
Haha, fuck you, homos.
Ugly tall proto chad here
Just too autistic to get laid

Ama
>>33411479
Can I fuck you in the ass
>>33411479
Just marry yo sister.
>>33411458
Im already ugly and i have decent dick that i have nobody to stick into
What do i need bigger dick for
I FUCKING LOVE PAIN
>>33411415
>Nobody wants anyone after 30, men as well
Nta but if I ever download Tinder again I'm setting the filter to 30+
>>33411471
If you self identify as an incel you probably have a shit pronation. However there are tons of sexless virgins who don’t identify as incels but are involuntarily celibate nonetheless, and they tend to be more cool.
>>33411483
Shes married already for many years
>>33411481
No.

Women should not be allowed to exercise in tight shorts that run down their buttcracks thoughts?
>>33411458
Not in a million years kek
>>33411456
Nope
>>33411485
where ?
>>33411488
What am I gonna jerk off to at the gym
Male anons is it bad if I cook mostly “foidslop”?
>>33411479
apples or oranges
I would rape a femanon if she asked me nicely.
>>33411479
Sup gymcreep
>>33411487
For sure, in those cases they're probably just shy/awkward and don't approach women or fumble or whatever
>>33411496
No lol as long as u eating mostly healthy
>>33411496
What does that entail
>>33411502
Pepsi-chan
>>33411497
Oranges for their juice
Apples for how convenient they are to eat
>>33411491
Physically
Gives me a little rush to get hit
Why are there so many Koreans in one thread
>>33411465
Giving and doing is not what's gonna work, unfortunately. You already do that and she's taking it for granted, doing it more is just gonna make her take even more stuff for granted. This is gonna sound bad but the only anons who I have heard success stories from (about this) say the best way is making it look like you have a foot out the door and a lot of other options.

Basically, you have to become more like the guys in women's romantic erotica. Midnight riders, players who have more girls interested.
Start working out more, pick up a new hobby, and a new social activity that doesn't involve her. Meet new girls. Get some new clothes and don't tell her, just start wearing them. Go on a business trip or two. Skip a meeting with her because you're busy with something exciting and solo. Act like you've got an exciting life independent of her, and she can remember that you're a catch, or, if she doesn't, you will be better prepared for what will happen if you can't manage to reignite her spark, which is maybe finding a new girl who is more interested.

I haven't done any of this myself, just repeating what I heard from married/other anons in long-term bored relationships that helped them.
>>33411501
Mita is a cute...
>>33411505
Kek
I wanna play Pepsiman on PSX again
>>33411310
what was the women one again?
>>33411496
It's okay. Also lol at that pic.
>>33411509
isn’t there only like 3 of us here
>>33411518
3 is still unusual when the rest of the thread is ambiguous brown
>>33411517
He’s a line cook! He’s making your tasty fried rice (don’t ask where the rice is from)
>>33411512
Women why do you make us play these STUPID FUCKING GAMES
>>33411507
*headbutt*
>>33411509
It’s a lie, you goof!
Like one day, it’s all “Indians”, etc.
>>33411512
I guess that could work. On the flipside, don't you think that would make her do the same thing so now each of us has a foot out the door and it's just one bad argument for things to blow up?
>>33411518
3 more than I expected
I wish I had wider hips and butt and a narrower waist. You guys seem to really like that look
>>33411518
who's the third ?
>>33411537
There's really no point in reassuring you is there
>>33411496
Did you make this image yourself?
>>33411532
Cute
I’ve been slapped, hair pulled, scratched, stabbed
All very very exciting
>>33411541
Just stop giving the bpd bitch (You)s
>>33411187
>always felt a bit bad for CWC and people like that
Yeah, I feel bad for the cards they were dealt/their circumstances, and online trolls pushing them down the rabbit hole
At the same time though he did so much awful shit later on of his own volition that it's difficult to feel any sympathy
The Sonic/Sega community in general had a lot of very bizarre people back in the day kek
There was a girl called Alix who ran a forum called Sonic Passion where she posted her homemade Sonic sex toy collection, rule 34 of her and Sonic, how she wanted to drink his blood and other insanity
She shut down the forum when she had a breakdown after realising that Sonic was voiced by a human
>>33411539
BMO anon I think
>>33411528
You a giga loser, frfr.
>>33411543
What if someone hit your knees with a metal bat
>>33411537
Ehh, slender girls have their fanbase too

The wide hip fertility goddesses are for not the faint of heart
>>33411537
I've seen you naked and I liked it a lot.
>>33411552
Maybe..
>>33411534
Of course that's a possibility. But the truth is, if your relationship keeps going like this, it's gonna die anyway, it doesn't sound like you're having a lot of fun. You're gonna like her less and less each time you meet and the sex might change to once every 3 weeks, then once every month... you should start doing something now before you get too annoyed at her
>>33411555
Tbh underneath the “wtf” and “I am being assaulted” feels there’d be that thrill of it.
>>33411528
I wish femanon nibbled on my finger like this
>>33411209
only thing that keeps me happy is fantasizing about having a bf to spoon someday
>>33411565
Cute :3 would you let him spoon you too
>>33411562
How would you feel if you could never walk straight again
>>33411556
Smol ATOGANs are feisty.
Makes up for their lack of curvy.
Insecure femanon cat poster should send me pics on discord so i could assure her im into her

>>33411565
Same but with a girl
>>33411432
> weren’t hateful in your rhetoric
But that's the point. There are some behaviors that I do, in fact, hate. Promiscuity being one of them. I don't run around constantly talking about it, but I'm not allergic to saying that I dislike certain things when it's relevant or if I'm outright asked.
>>33411570
>feisty
kittenposter's just retarded bro
Both genders,
Opinion on 'tea' app?
>>33411575
lol, daaaaamn…
>>33411547
>At the same time though he did so much awful shit later on of his own volition that it's difficult to feel any sympathy
I am sceptical to the extent this was driven by outsider's input. In any case, he was obviously mentally disabled. Retards do bad or mean things all the time. They can be quite the pricks. The issue is: they deserve a bit of leeway in that regard, they lack the inhibitions of the sane.

>The Sonic/Sega community in general had a lot of very bizarre people back in the day kek
Yes, it seems like it appealed to very unfortunate traits. Autism, furries, etc.
>>33411578
F
Ragebait that will be forgotten about in the next week or two.
>>33411578
M
You will never make me care
>>33411578
Male
What the fuck is that?
>>33411572
That sounds risky
>>33411578
F
idc
>>33411543
stabbed ??

anon i don't know if that's healthy
>>33411578
M
I can understand the good intentions behind it, but it will end up being abused by scorned ex's or angry stalkers posting lies about guys.
>>33411569
Bit pissed, but I fantasize about having vicious injuries and stuff like that. It’s hard sometimes to not cut my face up. If I’m crippled someone better take of me
>>33411578
M. Don't care. Shut up about it.
>>33411578
M
I've never even been on a date. Why would I care about this?
>>33411578
M and it won't be an issue since heterosexual dating is dying. Soon there will be so few people dating that there won't be anyone to profile, and nobody to profile them. Zoomers aren't dating anyway.
>>33411591
For you.
>>33411572
She already said she's gotten dozens of matches and hundreds of dick pics
>>33411588
You seem the the kind of person that would get groomed into it
>>33411591
Definitely isn’t. I need to find healthier outlets for it. Sadist women do be rare
Why does Grass resist Electric?
>>33411496
What is foidslop in your book? To me it's vegan stuff that only people with at least latend eating disorders could enjoy.
>>33411606
It happened when I was 12
>>33411602
stabbed for me or healthy for me

either way don't do it ???? ㅠㅠ
>>33411169
I only want Vers Dijkmans
>>33411594
Masochists truly are degenerates
>>33411615
No I meant… Nevermind.
>>33411617
Yeah. I got bitch slapped by a girl in high school and it turned me on so much that I forgot why she did it
>>33411614
Exactly
>>33411588
I can keep a secret.

But on a serious note, i have seen images of you but you just need to get out and meet someone who will appreciate you finally <3
>>33411588
Uh oh… watch out for the plappers!
>>33411620
:c ?
Men who difficult is the army? Or at least the preparation for an authority force that allows me kill people (women) legally
>>>/gif/29170887

The women in thread are mostly clothed but i can masturbate to this thread.
>>33411634
Women can pass it so not too hard but you're not gonna be killing anyone and especially not women.
>>33411620
Damn bro you really gonna slide into my reply chain and fumble it like that?
>>33411559
Don't get me wrong; I love her and it isn't a deal breaker but this is the one thing about her that peeves me and I know she still finds me attractive; she has thousands of photos of me, but for whatever reason the sex is very minimal
>>33411614
It'll happen again because you enjoy putting yourself in danger. It's as thrilling as any other form of self harm. You probably love cutting yourself too.
>>33411642
im sorry im slow did i miss it .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
>>33411642
>>33411649

It’s ogre.
>>33411649
No problem lmao, the nature of the beast. Was nice to reminisce on it. Should probably go back to the gym, need to get hit again
>>33411643
What does she say about it, anyway? Probably you tried talking to her about this kind of thing, I hope? Does she want to try doing things to fix it mutually together?
I’m sleepy
>>33411634
this post was the dumbest fucking thing I've read all week
>>33411634
If you are insane or physically damaged you're going to have a hard time passing their medical background check.
But otherwise boot camp for the three normal services is doable for any reasonably able-bodied young man.
And with our kind of IQ you can get any MOS you want, pretty much
>>33411664
Need some company for tonight
>>33411610
because the vast majority of plants are not good at conducting electricity
>>33411663
>Probably you tried talking to her about this kind of thing, I hope?
I haven't :/
>>33411567
yes absolutely, I'm happy either way
Hard abs and soft grey sweatpants
>>33411677
Why do women like grey sweatpants?
>>33411686
Idk. I read about a femanon who threw all her husband's gray sweats out because she thought they were ugly.
>>33411686
Easy access to visible bulge
>>33411686
Bulge, anon. Bulge.
>>33411691
Cock expert over here
>>33411686
It’s easier to see your dick print
Men, why do you have to sleep every night?
>>33411689
>>33411693
But why do you want to see my soft and mushy penis?
>>33411664
go to sleep anon ^^
>>33411692
I am a cock owner, yes. One of the few certified ones around here.
>>33411675
If your relationship is good, you gotta do that before asking crazy people like me for ideas, since a good girlfriend should be your primary partner in life and your best source of help for solving problems
If you want to give this a happy ending, start doing some of the "playboy" stuff like getting some new clothes, switching up your workouts, etc and, then, tell her you've been missing the sex and you wanted to see if you could make it a little more exciting again.
>>33411693
>>33411691
>>33411689
stop looking at my dick
>>33411695
That's the neat thing. I don't.
>>33411578
M
Bullshit that Tea is ok but Hoe Fax got banned
>>33411696
>soft and mushy
Not if I can help it
>>33411702
Stop dressing like a slut then
>>33411695
Because otherwise I die.
Bros.
AI has evolved so far.

https://youtu.be/k97SCX2dFsg
>>33411704
why not
>>33411711
Don't care
>>33411698
You’re a chronic liar though
>>33411717
Nah.
how is the libido of men who don't get 5+ hours of sleep per night?
>>33411714
Some nights I can't sleep or don't feel tired enough to so I just stay up until the next night.
>>33411706
I can't be hard throughout the day. I'm hard for certain periods. You mostly won't see anything worth looking at.
>>33411720
Yeah bro, no need to be pissy
I really love living in a co-ed dorm because I can watch the boys my age walk out of the showers in just their towel or sweatpants and talk roughly with their friends and be loud and sexy.

Male anons, Is that bad? Does that make me a pervert?
>>33411711
kek, she sounds just like a real one.
>>33411695
I'm not 17 anymore.
>>33411711
>doing stupid things in front of your autist crush to make her correct you about how it's supposed to be done
I know this is supposed to be about AI but I don't want to talk about AI.
>>33411729
Co-ed dorms are degenerate
>>33411732
Anon, that girl is AI.
Entirely.
>>33411723
how would you deal with this in a relationship
>>33411691
>>33411693
Do women like big floppy dicks? D women care about men's flaccid size?
>>33411729
You need a man significantly older than you.
>>33411729
Sounds like a good thing, it means you won't be one of those girls who you have to cajole into sex after 3 years
>>33411722
I jerk off daily
>>33411737
Don't know never been in one. Just let me wife go to sleep and try to be quiet in another room for the night.
>>33411739
But why?
I dated a guy because I really wanted to have sex with him but he made me wait and turned it into a relationship before we had sex so I started waiting for him to mess up so I could dump him but he wouldn't mess up so I had to ghost him to break it off but when I approached the other guy I was waiting for he didn't want anything to do with me and it has made me hate myself.
Men are so fucking lame
>>33411736
I know, but the girl I'm sad over wasn't AI.
>>33411706
>Stop dressing like a slut then

>b-but judge!
>just look at how he was dressed!
>he was asking for it
>>33411746
Lotta words to say that you’re an idiot lmao
>>33411729
I'd say it's only bad / perverted if they express that it's unwelcome. Otherwise, it's a public space, you're free to ogle as long as nobody objects to it.
>>33411729
>Is that bad? Does that make me a pervert?
No. Yes.
>>33411748
tomato tomato, girl, AI, they all act the same.
>>33411745
Boomers love tgirls
>>33411745
Because he can help mature you.
>>33411745
Because I'm significantly older than you. ;)
Women would you date a man that likes to just explore shit on Google maps/earth
>>33411729
and somehow you're a virgin
>>33411763
She's probably lying to farm orbiter replies
>>33411760
yes i would join him ^ㅂ^
>>33411722
In my experience, the people who party on drugs all night, then wake up at 3pm and go do it again- those are the people who are FUCKING the most.

This, to me, proves that the libido is entirely psychosexual, and that even the most dysgenic man could get it up if he really wanted to.
>>33411751
I think some of them like doing it, the way they talk to me suggests that some of them know we like them and they enjoy knowing that. But I think some are oblivious and seem to not understand that women can be attracted to them
Would the women here date a chud?
https://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98
how do i deepthroat ?
>>33411763
>>33411766
No I’m still a virgin. I don’t know why you’d assume I’m not. I’m not exactly the prettiest or sexiest. If I had a boyfriend I wouldn’t be on this website
>>33411772
It's pretty rare for most guys to be ogled, complimented, etc. So would not surprise me if the majority are oblivious to your enjoyment.
>>33411777
Frequently.
>>33411782
but doesnt it really hurt?
Imagine getting out the shower and some grotesque tranny is standing there, drooling like a retard, ogling your dick.
>>33411779
Dunk him in the beer
>>33411785
A jewish one at that
>>33411777
tuck your thumb into your palm as tight as you can and squeeze your fist closed around it and it turns off your gag reflex
>>33411785
Good thing I’m not a tranny. I can’t imagine why they’d let those guys into the dorms anyway
>>33411777
Gotta practice, especially getting rid of your gag reflex. One girl I knew said she would take the back of a toothbrush and slowly slide it down the roof of her mouth, training like this every day until she could do it without gagging. Your results may vary.
>>33411779
What about the orbiter nice guys who you rejected?
>>33411793
They’re internet men
istg if i fall asleep again by a cident i will be so pissed off
>>33411799
Why do you never reply to the nice anons and only reply to the mean anons?
>>33411785
Gonna have to lay the pipe to assert dominance or else you're gay.
>>33411800
go to sleep anon
>>33411801
I reply to nice anons all the time, unless they’re trolling
>>33411808
You do not
>>33411801
If it wasn't already obvious, she doesn't actually care about the nice anons replying to her
>>33411812
I reply to them all the time!
>>33411779
>If I had a boyfriend I wouldn’t be on this website
oh sweet summer child
>>33411812
Duh. That why I stopped saying nice things to her. Pearls before a swine and all that.
>>33411801
https://youtu.be/THd-qpLBNkM
Why are women like this
>>33411812
and? 1st lesson you learn as a man is nobody cares about you
>>33411819
not even jewish trannies :/
>>33411814
But do you actually care about them or are you just hoping for attention? After your stupid rant about rape accusations yesterday I stopped believing anything you say
>>33411779
>If I had a boyfriend I wouldn’t be on this website
Once you're on this site you can't leave. You can try but you'll always come back
Is the world ending?
Are men with anime girl pfps weak?
>>33411826
Two more weeks
I hope so
>>33411826
we're not that lucky, we will have to watch the decline over decades and decades
>>33411826
Nothing ever happens
Both genders, what do you think about eating ass?
https://youtu.be/6oorAfAygKA
>>33411829
vat

so ominous v.v
>>33411826
Blow it up
>>33411828
Usually, but theres like a 10% chance they're a genetic freak and are actually strong as shit
>>33411826
It ended in 2012. Wake up, you’re in the matrix!!!
>>33411836
I hate you so much you stupid fucking newfag
>>33411836
Fucking summerfags
>>33411835
I don't get it but would if she was cute
>>33411826
Civil war, ww3, pedophile world government, agi unemployment, covid 2.0, black death holocaust but real all by next week
Men, if you had a newborn baby would you be okay with it sleeping in the same bed between you and your wife for at least the first few months?
>>33411828
Have you ever seen a 6ft+ autistic man? They’re stronger than hippos and terrify me
>>33411840
I thought people in the matrix were supposed to be happy
bf who grew up during the 2000s x gf who grew up during the 1980s. Me and who?
>>33411835
straight people talk about it, gay people do it for real
typical
>>33411843
>>33411841
sorry ㅠㅠ
>>33411850
Which one are you?
Do men ever want to just kiss instead of fuck
>>33411846
I'd be afriad of rolling over on it and crushing it in my sleep
>>33411846
That baby is sleeping in the crib, unless you want it to die because we slept in the wrong position and suffocated it on accident.
>>33411855
Yes but if you do too much then I will want to fuck
>>33411850
The former
>>33411846
Sleeping with newborn would be very scary.
The kingdom of heaven is within!
>>33411855
not like makeout, but just kiss instead of sex- yes all the time that was me in the past.
>>33411855
Yeah and cuddle
>>33411858
How often is too much?
>>33411857
>>33411856
Biggest fear
>>33411846
Yeah. Of course they say it's a risk, but I don't think the risk is quite that bad. Maybe it's all my peasant ancestors saying "yeah sure."
Men do you like autistic girls who are cute and look normal?
>>33411855
Yeah that's normal

>>33411868
yeah
>>33411868
You mean sluts?
No.
>>33411852
Can't wait until you go back to fucking school
>>33411868
so a normal girl?
>>33411865
You misunderstood what I meant by too much. Its not about frequency, its about intensity.
>>33411854
The former
>>33411846
F
I'd rather get one of those side sleeper cribs
>>33411868
Yes.

The problem is that they don't like me.
>>33411868
Sure? How autistic are we talking though.
>>33411868
Yes, those are the best
>>33411868
Yh too bad I'm invisible
>>33411878
Makes Sonic OC's and self identifies as a therian.
I shall not commit adultery
>>33411883
>>33411875
Based hagmaxxer
>>33411868
What even is autism? You look away and have nerdy hobbies? How is this a genetics based mental illness? Just look at peoples eyes
>>33411869
>>33411877
>>33411881
Wait it’s not a bad thing?
>>33411884
That's what they all say
>>33411889
i forget to look at peoples eyes all the time
>>33411890
Oh fuck off.
>>33411891
First time I’ve said it. I will fail, but I am dishonouring God and women when I do.
how do you spot a autistic girl in the wild?
>>33411890
Why would it be a bad thing? But i guess it depends on how autistic tho because i assume at like a certain level it would be pretty hard to handle.
>>33411900
They're always with men.
Fucking and sucking.
why are women so horrible
>>33411578
Based
>>33411900
Binoculars
Women: What is more intimate/embarrassing, clothes that show your cleavage or your butt?

Men: Which one is the slutties?
>>33411904
Seeding and feeding?
>>33411908
M
Cleavage
>>33411908
M
Women that have part of their ass hanging out are definitely sluttier than women that have their cleavage out
>>33411909
Yeah, they're a walking sneed.
but like fr, autistic girls are whores, you can fuck them with a can of coke and some keychains.
>>33411835
Disgusting
>>33411913
Can of coke works if you stretch her out first but why the keychains?
>>33411917
They like the gizmos.
I want a boy to make out with me and fuck me in an armchair so I’m completely surrounded and can’t get out
>>33411921
Pretty gay bro
Jesus cursing the fig tree always resonated with me and I never knew why until recently
>>33411923
I don't get it
Women do you just watch modern shows and accept the dumb bullshit they stuff it with?

Like I was recommended a show by a female friend and it had Alexander Skarsgård in it and I appreciated Generation Kill so I said sure why not and it had
>multiple polycule (I lost count)
>4 overt gay relationships
>graphic descriptions of artificial penises used for sexual pleasure
>babies are expensive hindrances metanarrative
>an impractically racially diverse cast except for the bad guys who are always cartoonishly angry white men
>corporations are actually sorta le good subplot

like I can't be on /v/ anymore because their obsession with culture wars is insufferable so I'm not asking for that, I'm just curious if women genuinely think this is reasonable.
Hello, I am the anon whose gf and I are on some weird break/no contact thing, probably broken up but I really can't say for sure yet. Anyways, since it's probably over, where do I even meet women? My gf was my only really good friend and one of my 2 friends is an incel and the other got married to a girl his parents set him up with after dating for like 6 months. I work in tech and most of the dudes I work with are 40+ and married or are virgins. Would going to community college to meet women and just make more friends be worth it, even tho I have a bachelors already? I'm 24 so I wouldn't feel that out of place in a school setting. I'm reaching out to my ex tomorrow to see if she's available to have some coffee and go out for a bit next week and if she straight up says no, I'm giving up on us being together for the foreseeable future. I've been thinking about her for a month and I doubt she's thought about me at all during that time and if she has, she probably hyperfixated on the 2 negative things I've ever done to her instead of the thousands of hours, dollars, and energy that I put into making her life more fulfilling, normal, and happy
on the chair, on the couch, on the countertop, on the floor...
>>33411664
Get some sleep anon <3 (I'm going bed too)
Why are trannies so cartoonishly evil?
>>33411925
that show was written by AI bro
>>33411695
>sleep every night
*laughs in bipolar* lol I wish
Sleeping every night is good for you though
>>33411746
Moid hands I hope
>>33411695
I have a fucked sleep pattern so i sleep during the day.
>>33411722
I mean when I'm sleeping 4 hours or less I'm usually hypomanic so high libido
>>33411924
You can do anything with faith.
>>33411698
I've seen it. I like his. Nice pp.
I think there are 3 real women here tops.
>>33411943
and they're all esluts.
>>33411945
i'm not a slut
>>33411908
M
Cleavage imo as even when you're talking to their face it's hard to ignore
Also it's hot af
>>33411943
I wish I was a balding trans man
>>33411835
I'd eat his if he asked me.
Any of you laddies live in Michigan?
>>33411945
Hey I’m not a slut
I showed off my Switch 2 to my dad and he's planning on buying himself a Switch 2 now. He's planning to retire soon and he just cut cable so he needs something new to occupy himself with. I'm excited for him to play Donkey Kong Bananza.

Do your parents play video games?
>>33411950
I will meet you and kick your ass faggot
>>33411855
I want to make out with him and swallow his spit.
>>33411950
Ann Arbor. Why?
>>33411937
Are you a NEET?
>>33411953
M
My dad did and showed me a lot of old games from the 90s and 2000s when I was a kid but my mom thought they were stupid
>>33411949
Ethan Ralph's ass?
https://youtu.be/4fk9Pek4moA
>>33411871
y ?
>>33411945
I'm a regular slut, I do not the online crap.
>>33411954
LETS FUCKING GO BITCH PICK A FUCKING VENUE
>>33411956
I'm going to stalk you and become obsessed with you.
>>33411962
So that you're not shitting this place up
>>33411963
Where is your kid rn
Why is that anon named mpreg
>>33411957
Yh sadly but I was basically like this when i was at uni
>>33411962
the gook chungus act is getting tiresome
>>33411965
She's not even that bad compared to others
>>33411960
No. My favorite male.
>>33411963
looking like a stupid simp for saying this but that's why I've grown to like you
>>33411966
I kicked him out
>>33411942
Mutual.
>>33411966
Pedo, no swiping.
>>33411971
Who's that?
>>33411973
How old are you?
>>33411970
She's insanely annoying
>>33411965
how do i stop it then ?
>>33411956
Why are there so many Ann Arbor people on this website what the fuck
>>33411972
Why would you grow to like me.
I don't know you.
>>33411777
Put your hands behind your back during a bj, if you like the feeling it will just come naturally. You can also let him thrust, if like I said you like the feeling
>>33411980
She uses a name that can be filtered and doesn't spam images. Could be worse
>>33411969
>gook chungus
?
>>33411968
I was the same much of my time at uni too lol, either partying or being a hermit
Currently NEETing also and going to bed at 5am...
>>33411980
Everyone here is some flavour of annoying
>>33411981
nta
Don't worry, its just the usual namefag antagonism.
Getting hate is inevitable.
>>33411990
:c

okay
>>33411722
libido in men is about depression and blood pressure
>>33411983
lmao, no
>>33411956
How are there two femanons in Ann Arbor? What is going on there?
>>33411981
You're a doll, I hope you stick around
>made a bet with a guy at work first guy to masturbate pays the other $100
>two months in no plans to ever again
>sexual stamina has fucking tanked. Two strokes and I nut
When I had death grip penis I could slam pussy for hours and literally choose when to nut

Finding this extremely frustrating it's actually ruined my sex life. What are my options?
I have no riz.
>>33412000
Death grip your cock again until it's desensitized
>>33411994
No what
can one of you men true my bike wheels for me
I am considered an incel if I hate women not because they don't want to get laid with me otherwise is because they used to abuse me, manipulate and made me hate myself and the stuff I like?
>>33412012
Nope
>>33412012
Ok but only if we can go riding together
>>33412016
please
>>33412012
Not over the internet.
>>33412018
Nah
>>33412017
deal

>>33412021
>>33412022
u guys suck
>>33412024
I hope there are some nice trials nearby
>>33411999
thank u :‹

are anons here just mean like that to people who have recognizable names ?
>>33412028
Yes
>>33412024
>u guys suck
No, that's your job.
>>33412027
Trails I mean
>>33412028
Yes.
>>33412028
We're mean to people who do stupid shit for attention
So yes
>>33412028
I'm mean to people who are annoying and do this stupid cutesy shit
>>33412029
HI VALK

aw man
>>33412030
i would have if you fixed my bike

>>33412027
hope you like frogs and cicadas
>>33412028
Personally I like them lol they make the thread less boring.
>>33412034
>>33412035
u guys are twinning
RIP hulk hogan
>>33412046
rip ozzy osbourne
>>33412045
Great minds think alike
>>33412038
Henlo myao.
I had to work late because I had to replace two expensive ass parts on my car and that put me way past my time to start dashing today.
>>33412042
Probably not, and I wouldn't do it anyway.
>>33412045
Hope wherever you live gets hit by a tsunami
>>33411043
9/11 made everyone hardcore neocon for a hot minute. the DNC also burned itself to the ground during the 04 election trying to get Bush out of office and all they managed to do was make themselves look heartless and tone-deaf.
>>33412042
Frogs are cool I guess
We can have a picnic by the pond
>>33412050
did u eat dinner properly ?
>>33412051
y ?

do you want me to die
>>33411075
>using .xxx
the writing was on the wall when they wiped all loli art but kept shota. They took the knee and made an enemy of me.
>>33412046
>>33412047
Who's dying on Saturday?
>>33412058
Elton John
>>33411081
it's called having a rooted phone
>>33412054
Yeah just a bit of a chicken salad sandwich, two protein bars, and a starbies double shot.
>>33411086
>it's another episode of "terminally-online girlfailure NEET thinks she deserves Chad"
when is this show getting cancelled? nobody watches it anymore
>"It's JUST sex"
Who says this more, men or women?
>>33412046
>>33412047
Damn, RIP two legends this week
>>33412000
I don't understand, so you're nutting too quickly during sex because you're not fapping? Idk maybe just give your co-worker the $100
>>33412028
If you're obnoxious yeah, but you get used to it :p
>>33412012
>true my bike wheels
Trying to work out what you mean by this...
>>33412058
I'll be dying of a hangover on Saturday probably
>>33412065
Probably guys more, just because it really is just sex to us, while to women it has more emotional connection (which is why a woman cheating is more painful).
It's nearly 6am. I think it's time to sleep
>>33412057
nta but I was just on paheal kek, hopefully it doesn't follow suit
>>33412068
I'm gonna miss you when the UK ban hits.
>Men worried about being posted on tea app by their exes
Just pick better women. Stop going after Stacy and you wouldn’t have to worry about a woman ruining your life
How do I get a gf?
>>33412028
Oh yes. I've got one guy who follows me around like a lost puppy every time I post. It gets funny after a while, when you recognize the same obsessed people doing it over and over.
>>33412051
>t. homo

>>33412053
that sounds really nice, i haven't had a picnic in forever

>>33412068
>Trying to work out what you mean by this...
straightening out the rim of the wheel by adjusting the spokes
>>33411197
what makes existence suffering? is it something beyond mankind's control?
the unspoken part of "burden of existence" is "we waste all our resources feeding and housing 'people' (to use the term loosely) who in return only create violence and societal incohesion".
>>33412074
They should be outted for being shit people to multiple witnesses. That is what you get for being bad.
>>33412063
valk why are u taking caffeine at night ㅠㅠ
>>33412071
at this point I only use exh and aftbooru.
My hands are so nice why doesn't a girl wanna hold them :(
>>33412074
all women are Stacys or Stacy wannabes.
why are women like this?
>>33412070
Goodnight m8, see you down the pub this afternoon
>>33412073
Can't tell if sarcasm but thanks
Will miss you buggers too <3 >>33412074
I have no idea what this tea app is but surely you have nothing to worry about if you're not an abuser (unless you get unlucky with a baddie I suppose)
>>33412077
Oh, sure I can do that
Might be worth replacing the wheel at some point tho, safety first
>>33412081
cultured
>>33412082
They're supposed to be attached to your body
>>33412070
goodnight anon

>>33412076
aw that's cute
do you just ignore them ?
Moids, now uber might be mildly segregated?
Enjoy your sweaty male riders.
>>33412085
>only like girl groups
>too straight
Isn't the assumption usually the opposite lol
>>33412082
temp ?
>>33412077
Yes me neither. Perfect for a nice warm sunny day.
>>33412088
>do you just ignore them ?
For a while I replied, but it got boring watching them say the same things. Ignoring them ended up being much more entertaining because I can see them getting even more frustrated and obsessive.
>>33412080
If I didn't I would probably be falling asleep behind the wheel by 9pm. I am still yawning rn.
>>33412086
I want her to be attached to my body if you know what I mean
Why don't men like sweets
And why do they always take their coffee and chocolate bitter
>>33412089
I'm not rich enough for uber lol
>>33412089
I've literally never seen a female Uber driver, they're all just Chinese guys or Indian guys.
>>33412094
ahh okki

i hope u don't mind me using the same tactic ^^
>>33412086
>Can't tell if sarcasm
I will be genuinely sad to see you go.
>>33412089
Oh thank God, now I don't have to worry about my ride crashing.
>>33412089
You already know how this goes down in the end. The trannies are coming.
>sweaty males
oh no that must certainly be the worst thing man could ever experience on a day to day basis! coddled dipshit.
>>33412089
>*segregates herself entirely from interacting with men out of fear of rape*
>why can't I find a boyfriend!!??
>>33412098
I looove sweets
I just also like bitter stuff
Also black coffee and dark chocolate are like the purest forms
>>33412095
oof be careful driving !!
>>33412098
I think men have been bullied too hard for liking sweets. Poor guys.
I want to kiss his strawberry flavored lips. <3
>>33412091
>liking women is gay now
yeah alright faggot.
>>33412092
I dunno like 37 degrees? What are you asking
>>33412098
girls get the ick when men eat candy.
>ew feminine manchild
everything men do in social settings is posturing to get into a woman's good graces.
>>33412098
bake me a root cake with cream cheese frosting and I'll fall in love with you.
I wish I wasn't autistic. I would kill to be normal. I don't want to fixate on things and on people anymore. I will spend the majority of my daily mental energy in my own little hell I've made in my mind
>>33412102
Fair warning, they'll probably get so desperate for your attention that they do stuff like spread rumors, to tempt you to deny them. But you've got an overall good reputation, I think, so most people won't believe 'em.
>>33412098
Depends on what their background is. I'm Euro and sweet stuff is nothing short of tradition after a meal (the kind of sweet where it makes people who aren't used to it sweat for some reason).

Black coffee is vile though, that's always been weird to me. I figure it is the equivalent to drinking burnt engine oil.
>>33412098
They rot my teeth and I'm paranoid
>>33412116
Bit of narcissism present here
>>33412082
post hand and I'll be the judge of that
>>33412120
Wow like literally every namefag. You don't say
>>33412112
DAMN

your hands are so cold ??
>>33412098
we also have to do something to try to keep calories down, or else we get ridiculously fat
we can't just give up beer so something's got to be sacrificed
after 25 you basically accept you're not allowed to eat sweet stuff ever again
>>33412122
Yeah you know it
>>33412098
Huh? I've got a massive sweet tooth.
>>33412116
i hope i do (っ-ᯅ-ς)
>>33412110
I'm on your side buddy
>>33412103
Aw <3 will miss shitposting with y'all
>>33412097
Ayy
Attached at the hip (or around your hips...)
>>33412110
Also based NewJeans poster, I got some merch lol
Tomorrow is the big day :)
Getting a kiss from him would solve all of my problems
>>33412134
Praying femanons get a soft life instead of me.
Men would you pray for that?
>>33412136
Pls be her...
What letter does your name start with?
Soul of the mind, key to life’s ether
Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel
Let strength be grant, so the world might be mended
So the world might be mended
>>33412138
>Pls be her...
I've never had a bf so probably not
I don't want to lose the UK anons why does everything have to keep getting shittier every single fucking day
>>33412141
:(
never mind, I knew it was virtually impossible
>>33412136
Who is he
>>33412134
marriage ? job interview ?
>>33412146
Why does it matter
>>33412123
That's in centigrade and it's the normal human body temp is it not
>>33412121
Am I worthy of holding a nice girl's hand
>>33412148
I always find it sweet to hear anons talk about their muses. Describe him for me.
>>33412151
No it's embarrassing
>>33412152
Nobody will know it's anonymous after all. Besides it's nice to get it out isn't it.
>>33412150
ohh sorry celsius confuses me

nice hands ! i think you're very worthy ^ㅂ^
>>33412147
love, hopefully. But probably disappointment and heartache. I'm trying to be positive tho
>>33410992
M
I have dated far left chicks yeah. Here's the thing, girls really tend to adopt the political belief of their guy after a while.
One ex becamea full blown nazi by the time we broke up
>>33412077
Not gay, just hate women.
>>33412056
I want you to fuck off.
>>33412155
Thank you very much but don't they use Celsius in Korea
>>33412154
I talk about the things I want to do to him on here all the time
>>33412150
very nice hand, would hold
>>33412161
What kinds of things. What's he like.
Why are men all nazi pedo incels?
>>33412075
You don't.
>>33412074
They're all like that, though.
>>33412163
>What kinds of things
Sex
>>33412162
Thank you
>>33412167
How direct I guess we all want that though. What's he like? What draws your towards him?
>>33412156
no ! don't even think about the bad outcomes !

I'm rooting for u anon !!!!! u will succeed ദ്ദി(ˊᗜˋ)و
I just realized that the girl I have a date with on Sunday looks like a hot version of my mom...
>>33412175
Freud was right
>>33412159
they do but i mainly live in america so I'm more accustomed to fahrenheit
>>33412171
>What's he like? What draws your towards him?
He's funny and sadistic I guess
>>33412180
Interesting sadistic how
>>33412158
didn't answer the question but ok
>>33412164
>Nazi
ingroup preference is normal
>paedo
younger girls are more fertile
>incel
society inverted itself and allowed women to choose their mates and they have thus far been wholly irresponsible with that privilege.
Anons i just got an ad telling me that i should move to israel and theyll cover rent. wtf
>>33412182
I don't want to elaborate
>>33412190
Why not is it bad
>>33410985
This will sound Reddit-esque but gifts are imbued in the sacrifice required of them. If $100 is a lot of money for you then you can ascertain that its value may be magnitudes higher.
>>33412188
Israeli birthrates are in the toilet
there is a very real possibility Israel will become Muslim-majority by 2040 simply because Muslim Israelis are out breeding Jewish Israelis by a ratio of like 3:1
>>33412188
next they're gonna make you star in the IDF recruitment videos
>>33412198
I was pretty surprised to find that only 70% of the population are actually Jewish while the rest are Mus and Christian.
>>33412191
No, it's just embarrassing to write out
>>33411169
Done it all and 24% is ideal. Plus these women like to be abused, so even spanking as a daily practice to maintain their sanity.
>no really

This isn’t to shit in women, but more about fulfilling a role that’s lost to our technodystopian landscape
>>33412204
Again that's the point of being anonymous. No one will know.
>>33412201
it's the most liberal and multicultural country in the middle east. Tel Aviv has the largest gay pride event in the world east of the Danube.
>>33412208
But you'll know
>>33411182
Large German women with nipples the size of beer can tops? Yeah, let her be a force of nature. Definitely semen demon territory but usually pragmatic and chill. Recommends you to friends 10/10 absolutely would again
>>33412199
NO PLEASE DONT I CANT DO TIKTOK DANCES IN FRONT OF TANKS
>>33412212
>Recommends you to friends 10/10 absolutely would again
Huh? You mean you're getting passed around her friends now?
>>33412211
And again, does it really matter if I don't know you and never will?
>>33412217
Yes
I love you
>>33412219
Why does it matter if I don't know who posted it. You don't exactly have a reputation on here.
>>33412222
It's an anime character
>>33412220
We love you too anon!
>>33412220
I love you too
>>33412222
Because you might
>>33412224
I was hoping for a real person. But thanks anyway.
I wish he got me pregnant
I wish I choked on his dick
>>33412220
I love you more
>>33412228
I won't though. That's the point of anonymity.
My gf left me, what am I supposed to do now as a single zoomer male?
>>33412230
well, why didn't it happen? was it ever close? did you try telling him that's what you wanted?
>>33412235
two heavy cups of coffee in the morning and be determined to reshape the world
>>33412188
It's a trick, I mean did you not see Iran shoot ICBMs all over Israel last month?
They want people to move there to keep their racial supremacist state from collapsing.
>>33412235
Get a broccoli haircut and say fr fr a lot.
I'm tired and horny...
>>33412220
>>33412225
>>33412227
>>33412232
moid hands
>>33412237
I'm not very fertile
Women what is your most misogynistic opinion?
Men what is your most misandrist opinion?
My ass is fertile
>>33412246
Men are fucking retarded
>>33412246
Most men are pathetic simps
>>33412248
>>33412249
foid hands
>>33412246
Probably that all women, if given the chance, would conduct themselves without self respect or honour because they can. I don’t believe that anymore, but it stained me for a long time
>>33412251
>Men cannot shit talk other men
Ok bro
>>33412253
you are fooling no one. now post tits.
>>33412246
>>33412252
Nvm I misread. Most misandrist is what I said but it applies to men
>>33412246
Women are self obsessed sheep
>>33412255
Don't have tits
Dogs…I hate dogs
>>33412246
>Women what is your most misogynistic opinion?
Women are raised to be jealous of other women
>>33412249
M gonna ditto this one
>>33412246
F
Most women are happiest when they can fulfill conventionally feminine roles in a situation where they are being led by and provided for by a good man
>>33412246
Men are the cause it most every problem we face today.
>>33412215
alright, you're gonna do it in the tank
we'll see how well you fit in there
Femanons, should I have a 30 pack of nice condoms?
I am newly single as of a couple weeks ago and just started dating a new girl, but I'm not that kind of guy to sleep around.
Would it be a sensible thing to have high quality condoms and not just the ones you get a bag full of at the doctor office?
goodnight everyone
>>33412274
good night
>>33412274
Don't come back
>>33412231
Why didn't you?
Did he not want you to?
>>33412272
This is a trick, youre going to fuck me in the tank
Just as it was getting good she left
>>33412274
gonna imagine you sitting on me and cracking my back. pleasant dreams
I need a man to cradle me rn im so anxious
>>33412280
>nooo don't fuck me in the tank
Could you be any less obvious that you want to be fucked?
>>33412285
Hey
>>33412285
Do it yourself
>>33412285
BOO
>>33412285
I need a woman to comfort, my life is meaningless without love.
>>33412285
Hey there.
>>33412237
It's not something I wanted just something I crave. base instinct. He wanted it too
>>33412287
its not a sin to want sex
>>33412273
Yes, it’s important to be prepared and safe about sex
>>33412260
we got a flatty Patty over here
FLATTY PATTY
>>33412288
>>33412291
>>33412292
What will you do now?
>>33412280
first you need a few bruises and aches from trying to move around in there
then you'll be ready for a relaxing massage
>>33412246
99% of all evil is done by men, this could be a fact and not an opinion
>>33412295
Didn't say it was
>>33412300
Uh. Cradle you?
>>33412295
Ugly femcels are not entitled to sex.
>>33412300
Continue posting on here for a little bit, jerk off and then put my phone on the charger and go to sleep.
>>33412246
Women peak after their first period, men are only designed for combat and reproduction
>>33412300
cuddle threesome with you and >>33412295
>>33412311
But i want it!
>>33412065
Men
If I want an ex back and we're gonna be hanging out for the first time in a while, should I talk about how good my life is going, make it seem terrible, or that it's been okay?
Good morning, Euros.
>>33412320
M
Good
>>33412318
Hi.
>>33412318
Then lay back and relax kitten
choking from the stench brb
>>33412320
It has to be good, but it also have to be better than theirs
>>33412320
I would rather stay single than crawl back to my ex like a subhuman bugman simp, hope it goes horribly for you and she calls the cops
My cheating ex bf just got cheated on by his gf that he was edating but later moved into his parents home with him. Now he's sadposting on twitter, still living at home at 27, gooning over anime, fanboying over musk, and 3d printing guns.
I just got engaged and moved into my first home after moving out of the place I have been renting. It's so crazy how life changes, I can't believe I wanted to kms over this man at some point.
Femanons, I'm being sucked into a siren's orbit again.
I'm going to crash this ship with no survivors in hopes of finding love.
>>33412323
>>33412328
Cool, I thought about making it sound terrible and looking pathetic so she would see that I "need" her - I have a feeling that she thinks I never truly loved her, which is false, but maybe making my life sound good will work better
>>33412330
Why do homosexuals post their feet on 4chan?
>>33412330
Okay, my life sucks and I never cheated and my ex cheated on me a couple weeks ago.
Women live life on easy mode.
>>33412330
Good for you
>>33412333
Yeah sounding pathetic isn't going to win her back.
I'll be honest here, that even going through your head is probably foreshadowing you not winning her back.
Basically you need to make her think you're better off without her.
>>33412335
Put in the work.
>>33412320
say it's going fantastic and perfect
if you want to know how women think about these things, an anon like 7 posts afterwards helpfully explained
>>33412336
If she cheated on you than she was never your gf bro you were imagining the whole thing lol
How exactly am I supposed to look at women as equals if, as a man, I am unlovable without having money or looks?
>>33412335
Because they ghey.
>>33412342
Shut up jeet
I made hot chocolate
>>33412341
That post sounds like it was suspiciously written by entj, does he actually help and provide sound advice now?
>>33412343
Bee yourself
>>33412343
the whole idea of "equality" is like religion or other abstract concepts that normal people pretend to believe in. you aren't supposed to take it literally. i'm sure you noticed that nobody acts like they actually believe in equality
>>33412346
Don’t care still had sex with a married Muslim woman and choked her with her own hijab, your women are whores lmao
>>33412346
Stay coping, mayoturd. ;)
>>33412349
nah hes busy with the wellingtons and the poopoo
>>33412353
Sorry jeet I'm White, not that you would understand that.
>>33412343
>>33412350
>>33412351
The answer is suicide it seems, thank you anons
>>33412360
hey if i have to live 60 more years on these people's shitty planet, so do you
>>33412353
She was choking with laughter at your 1 incher. No wonder you raged and tried to kill her, lmao.
Are all of the simp posts actually made by indians
>>33412356
>I’m white
>gets straight into racebaiting without even acknowledging the anon he’s replying to
Good morning saar!
>>33412355
Shut up, Amerifat.
>>33412361
60 years??? I’m aiming for 30 more at the max. Idk how long I can do this shit
>>33412336
What is easy mode about being cheated on
>>33412362
>having a melty because I fucked his Pakistani mother while he was cringe posting and waiting all day to make new threads that end up on page 8
Your mom told me to tell you that she thinks you’re a failure of a son
>>33412364
Actually it’s the muslim NEET that lost his tech job to AI and got replaced by a women so he spends every waking minute of his life posting his thoughts and prayers in here
>>33412369
nta but probably the part where a better guy came in to take his place
>>33412351
In Islam you can fuck any woman you want even married ones because they’re all insane and marry each others cousins
Men, can you please wear formal attire with side clip suspenders and black gloves
>>33412379
Muslim women belong to every man the nastiest whores!
>>33412376
My ex found another relationship too. He just picked poorly
>>33412388
Stomp clamp Hey! Just two guys from college with a crazy idea. $30 smash burgers with truffle fries that come in a metal basket! Manscaped beard wax and trimmer replacement.