Thread 33482034

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything. (With a few exceptions - see below).

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33479565

Asians and blacks age better than whites and latinos.

Nigger

Is faqtard's shit getting even more tldr or what? lmao

>>33482034 (OP)
Why do waman hate virgin men

>>33482043
>Asians
The Japanese and some of the southern ones, the Chinese on the other hand do the hunched over grandma transition sometime in their mid 30s, pacific Islanders I guess we'll find out if any of them survive the beetus they all seem to pick up in middle age.

Why dont women just leave men alone?

Ladies, would you like to watch some videos on empathy and trauma with me so we can learn to deal with our emotions healthily?

Oh great the rules faggot is here to kill our fun
Fuck you rules faggot

>>33482056
because no such thing as a virgin man, women need someone experienced to fuck them not some coomer incel

>join thread and reply to a bunch of posts
>new thread
Every goddamn time

It feels weird to flirt with girls here knowing you would laugh if you saw my height

Women please don't leave me alone, I would like it if you bother me more actually

>>33482074
That happens when you're too stupid to read.

>>33482081
Them "bothering" you is just them yelling about how you're trash

>>33482081
No sorry, I have to kill myself.

>>33482062
I often imagine a female version of Lord of the Flies, but with grown adult women who replace The Beast with The Man, and as they destroy their supplies and murder each other over increasingly absurd feuds they continuously blame the Man who lives in the jungle, with his monstrous gross penis and his porn collection, the Man is an incel they'd say, he hates our utopia, he hates our beauty and that we won't fuck him. Becky tried to go looking for the Man to offer him sex so he'd be friendly, but he wouldn't even approach her! This proves The Man is evil, sisters we must burn the forest down!

>>33482085
You expect me to read posts AND numbers now? What am I, a war tactician?

Women, do you think you enjoy armpits on men more or less than men enjoy them on women?

>>33482087
It's slightly better than being neglected completely

I love the women of ATOGA!

>>33482091
what kind of a question is that obviously less

>>33482090
We fight the war against ourselves every day.

>>33482091
Nag but I feel like outside of hands, there's no body part women like on men more than men like on women

>>33482097
they dont love you though

>>33482100
The only war I fight is againsg sleepiness
And I'm fucking losing

>>33482101
I'd argue they enjoy shoulders and biceps rather strongly compared to men enjoying that on women.
Same goes for chin/jaw

>>33482107
the eepy menace is never ending

>>33482107
Anon, your body needs sleep to function properly.

>>33482101
Well defined abs on a girl? Like, at least a four pack? I don't think most guys are into that.

>>33482101
Women appreciate bones more than men appreciate bones. Men, if your bones were just a little bit longer you'd be so much more handsome.

I miss being a kid ad having smooth skin. I fucking hate having rough leathery man skin

>>33482107
Sleep you little shit, you need it

>>33482034 (OP)
I think that, as a male, almost all of my interpersonal relationships are expected to be extremely hostile even with my closest friends. This can't be healthy.

>>33482114
I'll concede to the chin/jaw point but my burning love for the female bicep and shoulders is unmatched
>>33482120
This too
>>33482121
I love girls with long bones

>>33482121
You're saying that to be a cruel bitch
I didn't ask to be a manlet

>>33482121
I feel a little awkward admitting this but I like when you can see a girl's ribs. And collarbones, obviously, but I feel that one is more mainstream.

>>33482121
>Women appreciate bones more than men appreciate bones.
Wrong, I fucking love bones on women

>>33482116
Oh god it's back the eepy came back with a vengeance aaaaahhh
>>33482118
>>33482126
You guys are being too nice to me I think you're assuming I'm a woman

>>33482128
You're a sub, to be fair. That's the minority.

>>33482080
how tall ?

>>33482121
>Women appreciate bones more than men appreciate bones
I would play your ribcage with my dick like a xylophone if you let me

>>33482137
Why do men think being vulgar is how one appreciates things.

>>33482134
No I would say the same if you are dude
Get to sleep you fucking faggot
That more like it?

>>33482136
5'3"

>>33482135
Both facts, however I wasn't trying to claim otherwise, just that my love for those things alone is stronger than all of womankind's love for them

>>33482136
Me on the right, you on the left.
*gulps nervously*

>>33482134
Sex has nothing to do with it, your mental health is important. I mean, you gotta be in top mental shape to rizz women.

myao, at what age would you be ready for marriage or is it one of those “whenever I’m ready” situations?

>>33482136
That another just wedged right into the conversation ignore him
I'm 5'5
>>33482142
Why are getting into my convo fuck off

foids, repost time!!!
how important is it for a guy to make you laugh/be funny? i am basically just a cross between a dog and a clown, how much of a liability is that

>>33482139
nta F It's how men communicate.

>>33482141
I actually do need to go back to sleep but I couldn't fall asleep after waking up last time
>>33482147
Is that the source of my loneliness? I'm too eepy to have any rizz?

>>33482121
I fucking hate bones on women.

>>33482149
you fuck off

>>33482136
6'1" :/

>>33482154
They should stop.

>>33482150
>how important is it for a guy to make you laugh/be funny?
Incredibly important.

>>33482139
that's not that vulgar.
he wants to tempt femanon with his excitement. his gentle rough finger brushings of your skin comes later without words

>>33482157
You asked me first for my height woman

>>33482150
nag, but the dog/clown comparison is bad and makes you sound like a faggot

>>33482156
i used to as well but then the bones grew on to me more and more

>>33482131
Nothing except your attitude is stopping you from finding a nice woman who appreciates even your little bones.

>>33482155
Unironically, that is quite possible.

>>33482163
That's not her, you silly goose.

>>33482139
If you were honest, you would admit that wasn't vulgar.

>>33482162
He has no game and sucks at this.

>>33482139
Nta
The opposite gets me laughed at so they're probably doing it the right way

>>33482166
This man is clearly drunk.

>>33482174
You can just have a sane balance between being cringe and vulgar.
>>33482171
Kys.

>>33482166
I cringed more at him not being able to just flick the veil over than at his height

>>33482139
It's the easiest way to communicate.
See how much easier it is to understand when compared to the following.
>I love you like the flowers love the rain.
>I love you so much it physically makes me hard and my crotch yearn.

>>33482178
>You can just have a sane balance between being cringe and vulgar.
If only that were true anon
If only that were true

>>33482179
post ribs, theres a fine line between heroin chic and holocaust victim

who wants to smoke weed with me

>>33482166
My attitude is not the problem. If I was born right I wouldn't have the attitude

This webm makes me fucking angry for some reason

>>33482139
F i thought it was funny

>>33482181
>the only options I have is being disgusting or lie

>>33482179
men are dogs
we like a nice bone

>>33482179
I just meant that I like tall girls and broad girls
Please try to beat the disorder

>>33482180
Why are you cringing at either one of those? His clothing restricted his range of motion.

>>33482189
Go suck his dick then.

>>33482034 (OP)
M or F
Why do you think the Faqgot uses boring stock photos in the OP?

>>33482185
hi(gh)

>>33482164
i appreciate you for pointing that out anon but i don't usually give much consideration to the opinions of retards so i think i'm good

>>33482191
>we like a nice bone
nigga thats such a gay statement

>>33482195
geeeeez lighten up

>>33482179
It can be taken too far of course.

>>33482142
oh dear

>>33482145
i honestly don't think that anyone here could be shorter than me but ty !

I'll take it as a compliment ^^

>>33482149
lmyao

5'5 isn't too bad !

>>33482202
*gnwas on u*

sometimes when femanon posts I can't tell if she's an angry lesbian or a shocked 17th century puritan.

>>33482205
This has to be an incel larp.

>>33482194
NTA
I dont know I just think it's performative and the guy looks pathetic. Yes I know that is how I would look in his position, pathetic

>>33482190
No but on an image board like this we have to assume we are talking to the lowest common denominator so this is just the easiest way to communicate

>>33482205
are you actually korean

>>33482208
Kys

>>33482194
I wasnt cringing at his height like I said
Also I didn't consider his clothes, you're probably right

>>33482211
>more shitty cope

>>33482205
This is some bullshit

>>33482212
an young hah say yo!

>>33482148
the sooner the better !

>>33482157
>>33482202
no more impersonating me pls ㅠㅠ

>>33482214
>I cringed more at [one thing] than at [the other thing]
That sounds like the other thing inspired cringe too, just less of it. But if you say it didn't then I'll believe you.

>>33482198
They're on-topic.

>>33482205
5'5 is fucking horrendous

>>33482220
>no more impersonating me pls ㅠㅠ
its fun tho

>>33482194
Anyone with a three digit IQ could have managed that veil without embarrassing himself.

>>33482158
for what reason is that ":/" there for ??

>>33482163
wasn't meee

>>33482170
ty lols

cringe is such a fucking dumb concept. simply stop considering the opinion of others, and the freedom alone will make you happy.

the cynics were right about everything.

>>33482227
>for what reason is that ":/" there for
2 different measurements :/

Women, do you draw hot guys?

>>33482198
because it annoys you

>>33482228
:)

>>33482221
I thought it was generally accepted that the second thing in a phrase like that is inoffensive

>>33482209
ning ?

>>33482212
no im an 11'4 ethiopian man from china

>>33482228
Spoken like a loser that has nothing more to lose

>>33482212
cumslut sumida!

>>33482228
I'm still going to care

>>33482228
There is no based without cringe.

>>33482232
I've been known to do that. But not the super roided out kind because it's not personally attractive to me and male anatomy is difficult.

>>33482227
>for what reason is that ":/" there for ??
To try and doubly trigger the guy that's salty about being short and also salty about people replying to you

>>33482232
No

>>33482244
Why are you trying to fucking piss me off

>>33482249
Whack a mole is fun

>>33482249
Because it's so easy.

>>33482238
and what would being a winner get me, exactly, the being a loser doesn't already provide? i'm happy. i'm myself. engaged in the things i want to do, free from miserable people with their miserable auras. i am untouchable, something a winner will never be able to comprehend.
>>33482240
that is a choice

>>33482249
Its a classic internet past time

>>33482249
Personal amusement

>>33482250
Fuck you man, my life is hard enough
Why do you have to kick me when I'm down

>>33482249
nigger

>>33482208
tfw no 17th century puritan closeted lesbian gf

>>33482224
it's not much different than my dad's height so i don't blame anyone for being short (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

>>33482225
but u said rude things :c

>>33482254
>he has no people in his life he cares about and loves that are associated with him and would get dragged down into the dirt too if he ruins his reputation
oh, ok...

women
rate these guys on looks

>>33482257
Word choice anon...

>>33482257
well now you're just being insufferable. it is sad, the values your generation never learned. so i'll give you a quick lesson, you're welcome:
the internet is not serious business.

>>33482257
People kick you because you unironically let it get to you and they know it's a weak spot they can pick at.

>>33482262
is left young captain america?

Anons, should I become a namefag so everyone finally notices that 4 out of 5 based opinions in these threads are mine?

>>33482220
thats what i tell you >.>

>>33482261
oh no, now i'm going to live like how i'm going to die, whatever shall i do?? guess i better sell my entire time to the CEO of Israel so i can convince vain women to breed with me!!

>>33482262
7,6
But I am one of the mentally ill idiots that thinks school shooters are hot, so they both get bumped up to an 8.

>>33482257
You must be a zoomie. They can't handle criticism.

>>33482257
>Why do you have to kick me when I'm down
Sorry I can't tell the difference

hi everyone ^_^/

>>33482270
I meant like parents and siblings, kids and spouse.

>>33482034 (OP)
Do you coupon? Is it worth it?

>>33482262
They unironically do look like school shooters.

>>33482267
Only if you also have a gimmick like exhib posting monster girls

Women, why do you think your boyfriend chose to become a homosexual? Was it because he got raped?

>>33482276
why is he doing a nazi salute

>>33482257
kek he gets offended by words on a screen lmao

>>33482277
what about them?

>>33482185
I don't smoke weed, but I do drink kratom and kava. Would you like some of either? I can pour you a glass of water and mix in the powder.

>>33482265
If you were me it would get to you
You would hate everyone you meet that has what you don't

>>33482287
I mean, generally you might not want people to bully your mom because her son is being an edge lord in public. If you truly think your reputation has no impact on the life of the people associated with you then help you god.

>>33482284
It's the Roman Salute, dummy. Like Elon Musk did when he was waving hi that one time.

>>33482292
>mfw you assume you're the only person that's ever gotten bullied.
Some people grow from that, champ.

>>33482292
>If you were me it would get to you
I hate you
And I berate you
And I
Can't wait to get to you.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RssN06acGgA

>>33482284
he is just waving and saying hello :( he's not a nazi

>>33482280
Good point, I accept suggestions.

What have you gotten bullied for?

>>33482298
Well I didn't.

>>33482284
Why aren't you?

>>33482292
Holy shit you're hilarious.

>>33482298
Yes, for example being held down and having sticks shoved up my asshole by bullies in elementary school is why I grew to develop a craving for men's cocks up my butt as a grown up man.

>>33482304
Muscle girls

>>33482272
what about this guy?

>>33482220
>the sooner the better !
Interesting… how long would you have to be with someone before feeling ready for marriage?

>>33482306
Being happy and being sad.

>>33482303
I can't accept that unless I see it in .gif form.

>>33482306
For losing a fight.

>>33482306
>Being Jewish
>Being a Zionist
>Being a Democratic Socialist
>Being American in Europe
>Being European in America
>Having been to Arabic speaking and Muslim countries

>>33482306
Unironically being a virgin/never dating

>>33482312
nag but ER's problem was entirely mental

>>33482306
F buck teeth

>>33482318
>Being American in Europe
based bullies

>>33482312
No, he doesn't really do it for me for some reason. Too femboyish.

>>33482306
Being diseased with autism and homosexual desires (pansexualism). Being friends with and having had sex with a high concentration of trans gender people (but I am not one myself).

>>33482309
I dont see whats funny

>>33482210
Even getting married is performative for short men. We truly live in a society.

>>33482306
Big boobs

>>33482315
I'm sorry Anakin...

>>33482322
I sometimes wish I could go back in time and beat Elliot Rodger to death with my bare hands.

>>33482306
M. Only one bully, my mother. Bullies me for not being as successful as her.

>>33482306
F being Asian

>>33482328
love how she added in "and kind" so people dont think she's shallow lmao

>>33482334
how do F asians get bullied? ratchet white girls? they're just jealous

Now that we're all vulnerable sharing what we've been bullied for, we should kiss to ease the tension.

>>33482328
I mean, look at that video. What do you call that except performative? Its fucking bizarre for a woman to like a shorter man. You can feel the fakeness

>>33482300
There is one of those with a jew where in the end they owe him money. I wish I could find it again, it was funny.

>>33482337
No, I want to hurt you.

>>33482306
I lived in a USA-Canada border state and locals kept reporting me to the CBP officials at the border crossing because they suspected I was a spy for the Canadian intelligence service who was there to spy on them for Maple Country.

>>33482335
no she probably actually thinks he's kind.
same thing women do when they fall for abuser bfs or before becoming single moms with baby daddy tyrone

>>33482335
I think it's a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PEJb67RjE8

>>33482269
no moreee

>>33482343
Ahahaha holy shit pls be true

>>33482336
Blacks. The "stop asian hate" thing stopped real fuckign quick when people realized who was hating asians because blacks are the sacred fucking cow of america

>>33482341
Intriguing. Why and how?

>>33482345
>sabrina carpenter
gross

>>33482336
I was the only one at my grade school and people mostly made fun of my eyes. Like, I still vividly remember being in an art class and the teacher was saying something about how to draw an eye realistically you need that top fold and then everyone looked at me.

>>33482349
By not giving you access to me but I know that's not actually doing anything. Just impotent sulking it is.

>>33482351
Do you have Chinese Eyes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMpnLPVqY3k

>>33482306
F wheelchair

>>33482351
that's not bullying.
you're just being exotic and interesting

>>33482330
Hi, it's me, I was your bully. Don't blame your boobs, I was still going to bully you even if you'd had small boobs anyway.

>>33482353
I like your idea. If you were a bit more tempting, not having access to you could be hurtful.

I am as pale as a ghost and I blush easily when I’m excited or happy. Women, does this make me look weak?

>>33482356
Hi, Wheels!

>>33482357
>exotic and interesting
Oh, fuck you. :)

>>33482356
this you?

>>33482361
EPIC
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NAME
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DROP
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>>33482361
Hey, anon! How are you doing?

>>33482350
It’s simp pajeet hours again

>>33482356
Do you like going fast?
Would you object to something like this but for a wheelchair, and maybe a bike instead of a scooter?

>>33482351
Thats not them making fun of your eyes idiot. Did you expect the teacher to explain how to draw every single possible variation of how eyes can look like? Not everyone can prolong their class for half an hour just so you don't feel offended.

>>33482362
no really. if you're the exception in a homogenous place you organically have the attention of the ones who live life copy-pasted from each other. exotic, and interesting. slightest reason to think about it and they think about you. it's a good thing

>>33482366
I left an event at my neighborhood bar early again because I got a stomach ache from a White Russian. So now I'm at home talking to semi-anonymous strangers on /atoga/ again. I probably should be getting a head start on comps instead, but I'll save that for when the semester begins.

>>33482359
You don't know how tempting I am.

>>33482267
Pajeet

>>33482314
maybe a year or a couple more ?

>>33482363
No, my legs aren't gonna get get better. Also, why do I have the feels now from a fucking Mega Man game?

>>33482373
I'm afraid I don't. What am I being denied of?

>>33482312
Women
would you go out with this guy if he asked you on a date?

>>33482361
Wheels, Wheels, we had someone ask how to pick up a girl in a wheelchair recently and everyone was making hypotheticals. You should have been there.

>>33482377
Getting used apparently.

>>33482376
I already knew your legs wouldn't get better I just did it so you had to feel the feels, ha-ha!

>>33482351
F asian that type of stuff happened to me too but whatever. when i was in elementary/middle school i remember being mad when guys i had crushes on had crushes would like white women instead of me, and still when i see wfam relationships i seethe a little. its hilarious because why am i acting like a ricecel? especially when pulling an asian or white guy wouldnt be that difficult for me

women why dont you like us?

What does it mean that it's mostly women with severe disabilities (cerebral palsy, mobility-impairing diabetic obesity etc.) who want to ERP with me? I mean I'll take the W from them LARPing as sucking my dick or pegging me over Messenger.

But on the other hand even virtual involvement with physically weak women goes against my most deeply held values of physical strength, virility, martial aptitude, and survival. It makes me wish I had a sexual bond with a strong, physically fit woman as well, one who could chase down a wild boar while naked and strangulate it to death with her bare hands.

>>33482356
that cruel why would anybody make fun of someone for being in a wheelchair?

>>33482380
>how to pick up a girl in a wheelchair

>>33482368
You want... some kinda bike trailer thing? I don't think I could go fast enough to keep the bike from toppling.

>>33482388
Because if you were in the woods with them and a bear started chasing you, the wheelchair-bound person would slow you the fuck down. And you'd be tempted to sacrifice her to the bear if it got too close. Does that make sense?

>>33482306
Beinf short, being gay, being Mexican, being white, being disabled, being too smart, being too stupid, being a crybaby, being emo, being autistic.
Not all of that is true obviously lol

>>33482383
Like that's not what I want.

>>33482369
>Did you expect the teacher to explain how to draw every single possible variation of how eyes can look like?
K-kinda? I mean, not just for my benefit, that's how you avoid sameface.

>>33482386
Because men are more likely to be rapists and murderers than women are.

>>33482375
That’s pretty soon, I’m surprised lol. I feel like most women, especially the ones around your age don’t want to get married until they’ve been with someone for like 5 years

>>33482394
Bikes don't need to go that fast and also I figured the other person would be the one powering it, unless you mean your chair has a speed ceiling?

>>33482356
you deserved that shit you fucking retard loser

>>33482397
Nick Fuentes?

>>33482397
You should get bullied for being a pathological liar.

>>33482397
>Being short
>being gay
>being Mexican
>being disabled
>being too stupid
>being a crybaby
>being emo
>being autistic
Here, I helped you filter out the ones that are true.

>>33482401
Man, I wish the opposite were true

>>33482397
None of that is true, but you'll still be deported to CECOT if the ICE men catch you and decide you look illegal.

>>33482396
that's still no reason to make fun of someone

>>33482401
and women are more likely to abuse and kill their children

>>33482371
Oh, that's no good. Lactose intolerant? If you do a little bit at a time it won't seem like such a giant task.

>>33482400
It's not a master class on drawing eyes. It's just a basic introduction. God damn why are you so self centered.

>>33482400
teachers are just phoning it in front of some kids until they can get back to watching their soaps

>>33482398
Stop that.

>>33482412
>wanting to have children
Just don't.
Problem solved.

>>33482409
I like how in anime it's impossible for them to make a scary, murder-y or rapey female character without making her sexy. Like that demon chick at the end of Durarara. There's a cutaway scene where she's implied to murder a dude and it's coded as super sexy and hot how he screams as she's about to kill him.

Then there's that weird gag scene in Pumpkin Scissors where it's implied a nurse masturbates the bio-engineered super soldier dude to collect his semen in a piss jar without his consent. I jerked off thinking about that moment so many fucking times.

>>33482421
No

>>33482420
Why? And where did that will to hurt me go?

>>33482306
M
Being weird and having big lips

women
do you like it when your boyfriend slaps your ass?

>>33482388
It was when I was really little, to be fair. That doesn't really happen anymore. I dunno, you fear what is different.

>>33482415
No, I just have a sensitive stomach after traveling and eating smaller meals abroad. Always happens when I spend more than a week away lol.

>>33482423
Ok then keep being a problem.

Do you think women should be bullied more?

guys is navel piercing a red flag or should i pursue with the girl that has it

>>33482380
Lol, I'll try to be here more often. Nothing too off base I hope.

>>33482433
No one should be bullied

>>33482424
I'm gatekeeping it.

>>33482424
fuck off

>>33482432
you're the problem, not us

>>33482402
i think if i did meet my (future) husband, I'd fall in love pretty quickly !

that's y my time is so short lmyao

>>33482384
You bastard. :)

Is Wheels leg-less or just has immobile legs? Do you ever think in the future there will be elective operations available that allow her to walk like how you see amputees with near-functional prosthetics?

>>33482440
>everybody who disagrees with me must be a woman
Ok, incel.

>>33482438
Too bad, I wanted to see how far you were willing to go.

>>33482439
Why so mad?

>>33482338
>dating? just faking
>married? just faking
>raising children? still just faking
It really makes you think.

We got money we cashin out, fuck a bitch

>>33482434
I think it looks really hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CErywVxjAzg

>>33482447
you are grating

>>33482407
Sorry that you are retarded

>>33482416
Hey, we just like representation, anon.

>>33482450
Someone's triggered.

>>33482422
>I like how in anime it's impossible for them to make a scary, murder-y or rapey female character without making her sexy.
You should read the manga Hauntress

>>33482443
You're cool.

>>33482428
I'm sorry you had to go through that

>>33482454
I think I'm not even in a top 15 or 20 of the most grating atoga users to be honest. You can ignore me anyway.

>>33482431
You should really eat more if you plan to have alcohol.

>>33482450
money money, must be funny

>>33482456
>MEMEMEMEMMEMEME
>MAKE IT ABOUT ME
if you want to be represented, go back to where you came from

>>33482091
>That webm
Ok, she knows what she's doing.

>>33482306
being asian n not being able to speak english

little kids r so mean for no reason lols

>>33482457
Uhm, no? It’s a song

>>33482469
Exactly.

>>33482445
>inkwel!!! inkwel!!!
prolapse your anus

>>33482463
>You can ignore me anyway.
yeh hard to do when you cant be filtered out
exposing your bs to us

>>33482453
thanks anon this convinced me
i also find them hot just thought women that have it are more promiscuous

>>33482406
Basically

>>33482306
M
Being ugly
People asked me all the time if I was adopted because my mom is beautiful.

>>33481387
Swastikas but they got lame quick.

>>33482444
I have legs, they're just kinda useless. That might be possible some day for the very rich. Like, they already have pretty cool mechanical exoskeleton type things.

>>33482444
she also has only one eye and gigantomastia ;_;

>>33482473
You can... just not read me? I wonder if you think that I'm another anon.

Why is it so weird to me that Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians openly talk about how they see Russians as subhuman monsters?

Is it because I'm an American and we were taught discrimination is the ultimate evil whereas Baltic people are just like, no, fuck the Russians?

how do I stop making approaching women into a bigger deal than it really is?

>>33482482
I dont care who you are

>>33482294
um, neglecting social convention isn't equivalent to being an edge lord, first off. second, i don't give a shit about my reputation so long as i am good to those people around me in meaningful ways. anyone that values their reputation over my happiness and well-being is free to not associate themselves with me, and i'll forget them in less time than it took for them to make that choice. i have no room for vanity in my life, from myself or others. if that means living a life being alone, then i do not want the company.

>>33482483
Ask them about gypsies.

>>33482465
Eeeehhh MUST BE THE MONEY!

>>33482461
It wasn't so bad. I'm sure other people get that for like having red hair or something.

What do asian women's hair smell like?

>>33482483
They are just stating facts for the most part.

So what was your question TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER?

>>33482486
Apparently you do, since you seem so pissed off for not being able to filter me.

>>33482486
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

>>33482466
That argument only holds some weight if you weren't born in the country.

>>33482493
salty milk and coins

>>33482034 (OP)
M or F
Thoughts on marriage?

>>33482442
I feel the same way about my future wife, I think 2 years would be enough for me to know for sure. 1 year dating and then 1 year of living together and if those all go well, marriage :)

>>33482422
It is impossible to make a female character that isn't hot to someone, because male standards don't actually exist.

>>33482498
My fav porn

>>33482497
Aye sure thing lad

>>33482124
Use lotion cream with a bit of urea

>>33482501
you are not funny

>>33482495
>opposite gender
>implying there are two genders
shiggy diggy

>>33482481
damn she sounds perfect

>>33482468
Lol, I'm still mad no one told me it's not proper to say "I feel fuck".

>>33482500
No. You know where your roots are. We can all see it. Don't come to our place and demand us to vend over backwards so you feel like you belong. Fuck off.

>>33482483
Why do you think you are more qualified to make assessments of the russian character than the people who have been living next to them for thousands of years

>>33482506
im not rubbing pee on my skin, wtf

>>33482504
I have never found a character played by Melissa McCarthy to be hot.

I would, however, have sexy time with Awkwafina.

Men are retreating from relationships, from institutional demands, from collective obligation. Not by cowardice, nor nihilism, nor weakness but by sacred refusal to collude with a world that has hollowed out the feminine into parody and severed eros from its mythic root.
This retreat is not a conscious movement toward soul, for most men have not heard of soul. It is not a deliberate descent into myth, for most don't remember the myths. And yet it happens, everywhere.
Men retreat not in search of the feminine within but in search of refuge. They turn away from real relationships, work, education, not because they hate women, but because the outer feminine devoid of beauty, of function, of soul has become unrecognizable and if given a choice between emptiness and the parody, they choose emptiness. They choose nothing rather than violate what remains of their inner integrity.
But it is there, in the void, that the great possibility stirs.
Even if they do not name her, do not know her, have never met her, still within that emptiness, the anima awaits.
She does not need to be reimagined, reengineered, or "updated". She does not ask to be made familiar to the modern psyche. She need only be seen. Once. As she is in the dark, without distortion, without irony, without demand.

This act of remembering is enough.

Because where culture collapses, myth re-emerges and where men descend into the silence beneath language, soul prepares its next eruption. The anima was never meant to be found in daylight; she is born in shadow, dwells in dream, and speaks first through absence.
So let it be said: true virtue is born in darkness.
And when men meet her there not as escape, not as fantasy, but as a reawakening they will return. Not as obedient citizens of a broken world, but as bearers of the fire, as visionaries, warriors, poets, and builders, not of new systems but of meaningful life.

This is not disappearance, it's gestation.

>>33482505
I'm just curious to know why you got so mad out of a sudden. Why am I so grating, according to you?

>>33482481
I keep asking you, what are you talking about?

>>33482512
So when will you be shipped back to Europe and Africa?

Thought so.

>>33482516
>gestation
Mmmh, anon posted his mpreg pasta again

>>33482502
M
I can't imagine it anymore. Having something like my grandparents had seems impossible. Women just don't want that

>>33482502
M
I'm getting to the point where I don't believe someone is capable of loving me to the extent that I would love them. I need someone who has a stable attachment style that has more of the qualities of anxious attachment than avoidant detachment. Most of the women I've met are hardcore avoidant attachment so the thought of even marrying one of them is kinda disgusting to me

>>33482516
Is this some ChatGPT prompt where you asked the AI to deliver a monologue in the style of Tyler Durden?

>>33482520
I'm already where my ancestors came from. You can't go force yourself on other cultures and then screech that you're not being taken into consideration. Get a grip.

>>33482517
definition of shallow

>>33482512
You know you come from immigrants also, right?

>>33482502
M
It was useful, now it doesn't mean much and is just a larp until one of them decides they're bored which 85% of the time it's the woman.
If you can get a divorce because you want to have sex with different men then marriage means nothing.

>>33482529
What did I say that proves I'm shallow?

>>33482528
Says the Irish immigrant.

Does anyone else hate how the soles of bare feet look like they have the texture of a greasy, rubbery pie but they're actually just padded leather over bone covered in sweat?

>>33482526
Yes

>>33482528
nta does it piss you off that much to hear Asians not talking English amongst themselves?

>>33482442
oh that's interesting chairman because you were quick to abandon me!! suppose you fall out of love quickly as well, huh? sad...

>>33482491
I got that just for being the quiet kid

>>33482533
As someone of Yid and Slavonic immigrant stock, it amuzes me to no end that Micks and Dagos in America act like they aren't immigrants also.

>>33482530
Not everyone is american dumb gook.

>>33482532
all of it
Now stop spamming

>>33482514
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or it gets called a hoe again!

>>33482536
No, it's just cringe how arrogant they are to think they can go to another country and then demand that country to change to adapt to them and not the other way around. Unprecedented levels of entitlement.

>>33482533
i concur with that anon, most of my family descends from old stock. cry moar.

Men,
Why do you think women are more emotional than you are? PMS symptoms don't count

>>33482540
You may not be an American. Yet.
But you will be.

>>33482542
That's not a real answer. If you call me "definition of shallow" with that certainty, must be for something. It's not like I said that much.

And I'm not spamming, just talking to you.

>>33482545
>most
Not good enough, buddy.
That's not going to do it. You're out.

>>33482546
path-dependent differences in biological circuitry

>>33482546
Women are not more emotionally they are just willing to manipulate people with their emotions

>>33482546
Women are not more emotional than I am. Women are more comfortable talking about their feelings without punching holes in the drywall the way that men do.

>>33482493
clean

>>33482503
sigh one day I'll meet my husband v.v

>>33482546
Because the women in my life act more emotionally than the men.

>>33482544
>No, it's just cringe how arrogant they are to think they can go to another country and then demand that country to change to adapt to them and not the other way around. Unprecedented levels of entitlement.
You literally just described Americans when they travel abroad, dude.

>>33482546
Males are more emotional by nature. But women stomp that out of us before we hit puberty

>>33482546
when certain things happen women scream/wail/cry/catfight etc. but those same things will turn a man into a stonecold machine.

although I've seen a lot of lousy emotional men in the last decade

>>33482549
i forgot to mention the ones that aren't are just English, so it is effectively entirely old stock. any part of my senpai that didn't come from england came from southern settlers. in fact, my great great grandmother on my mom's dad's side was born in the oklahoma territory, kinda fun.

>>33482556
At least tourists make the place some money and leave again, unlike immigrant leeches.

Women how do i get your grandparents to love me?

>>33482559
Just go back to England, this is not your land.

>>33482561
Be a decent human being.

>>33482560
In MANY parts of the world US tourists are WAY more destructive than the immigrants.
You got no fucking clue how absolutely unliked you are.

>>33482544
Do you have any examples of this? Like, do you mean having written Asian stuff in public places with a larger percentage of Asian people or...

>>33482563
we made it our land when we killed the native inhabitants here for being unproductive savages. doesn't get more my land than that :P

>>33482546
Women aren't punished for expressing their emotions as much as men are.

>>33482565
cop out answer

Women, how did you explain to your young daughter or niece that Bingo, Bandit, Chilli, and Bluey all had to be put to sleep at the veterinary office for their incurable cases of Rabies? Did you explain how the vet's lethal injection worked?

>>33482568
As I said before, I'm not american fucking retarded micro brain.

>>33482553
>sigh one day I'll meet my husband
Maybe you have but you just don't know it yet

>>33482572
I think it depends on which emotion
men are allowed to express anger and it's more socially acceptable than if women for instance
and women are allowed to express sadness and it's more socially acceptable compared to if men do it

>>33482552
F There's actually something to this. Women are encouraged to discuss feelings. Or as least men are discouraged.

>>33482571
Ok so it's alright if new people do that too, gotcha.

>>33482570
Yeah, anon felt bullied that his teacher explained how to draw a caucasian eye inn art class instead of an asian one.

>>33482573
No, it's simple but apparently not easy.

>>33482575
It's clearly the topic though, sub 80 iq retard.

>>33482577
lmfao it's "acceptable" for men to express anger. You know what happened when I expressed anger as a child (m) and an adolescent? I got diagnosed with Bipolar, put on meds, and sent to a Special Ed school for nutcases, 'tards, and kids destined for prison. Bull*shit* men are allowed to express anger....

>>33482579
it absolutely is, and it'll similarly be alright when we forcibly remove them. this game you're playing is not one that ends pretty for you, and certainly not one that is going to work out for your people, anon.

>>33482584
Um okay you're being really scary right now and it's making me uncomfortable

>>33482537
u abandoned me first ( ;´ - `;)

i embarrassed myself sm times asking "meong ?" just to find it wasn't u !!

im not ur chairman anymore leave me alone :‹

Whos the biggest slut on atoga?

>>33482560
Speaking as someone in a big tourist area for white people, it's literally not worth it. The trash you leave behind and outright disrespect for culture is disgusting.

>>33482588
QT

>>33482583
Yeah, because you thought telling me americans aren't native to america is an argument about why asians shouldn't stay in asia. It's not. Americans shouldn't be in america either.

>>33482588
you are

>>33482563
This is the same kind of fuckhead who tells a fourth generation Israeli descended from Ethiopian and Iraqi Jews to "go back to Poland".

>>33482571
They got along just fine without you. You kinda started all their problems.

>>33482588
if I were a woman I would be a huge slut desu

>>33482587
noooo don't say that, that's sad ;_; i had to leave because my job gave me a panic attack and i had to do damage control...

>>33482589
>you
Wdym you? I'm not doing that shit. Fuck off.

>>33482588
The horny anon who literally posted his dick on /soc/ saying "Hey /adv/" and talking about how much pussy he gets and how he thinks about other women in his gf's life when they're together and fucking her mom/sister/friends etc

>>33482586
See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

foids do you blast your music loud like a boomer?

>>33482552
Hey, I can be pretty physical.

>>33482336
By racist rednecks

>>33482546
Women are told their entire lives that their problems matter.

>>33482588
The one we convinced to wear yoga pants on a first date.

>>33482588
Me

>>33482594
do people actually believe this? they were fighting and enslaving each other, just like every other collection of humans on every other continent. sorry to burst your bubble. the only thing we did wrong was keep them in reservations instead of forcing them to integrate into society.

>>33482599
You're so aggressive

>>33482580
I was thinking something that literally just didn't happen a few hours ago.

>>33482594
We gave them whiskey and fire water to get addicted on, they gave us tobacco and lung cancer in return.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGKnCUnAsus

>>33482600
>do you blast your music loud
yup
>like a boomer
in my wireless headphones like a zoomer

Women, is Pedro Pascal creepy?

>>33482588
Buggery Anon.

>>33482611
Yes
I saw a video of him touching on Willem Dafoe's wife and Willem Dafoe told him to cut it out

>>33482580
It wasn't that, it was that after that all the kids looked at me like I wasn't human or something. She could have phrases it like "eyes usually have a fold here".

>>33482608
>give me an example
>nooooo not this one, another one

>>33482596
∑(; °Д°)

r u better now ???

>>33482616
Just get the surgery already. You know you want to.

>>33482619
You mean Lasik? Or are you talking about gender reassignment?

>>33482597
False consensus effect. Why am I not surprised...

>>33482613
How do you think most femanons would feel about being raped by Willem Dafoe? I feel like he has a great rape face, seconded only Steve Buscemi. Imagine either of their faces grinning as they hold you down and forcibly fuck you up the pussy. what would that be like?

>>33482618
yeah. well, sorta. the work situation hasn't improved, but my reaction was unhinged and catastrophizing, i got that under control. i have real bad abandonment issues, sometimes my brain will interpet neutral administrative decisions as my work just kinda silently cutting me off with little way to defend myself or seek resolution. dumb, but what's a nibba to do? thanks for asking, chairman

>>33482588
The ones that post nudes

>>33482624
his dick is fucking massive that would not be fun

>>33482624
What a horrific question to ask

>>33482588
i am, and i am not even a woman yet.

>>33482081
I'll pay attention to you, anon

>>33482617
I mean, your argument doesn't seem like it holds much weight if you can't think of something else. I mean, are you even personally affected by that one?

>>33482613
That was fucking weird.

I shaved my armpits

women do you think fathers are necessary?

>>33482619
I fuck HATE that I was considering it at one point and this hit a nerve.

>>33482635
I don't believe you, could you provide evidence?

>>33482621
Leg lengthening.

Femanons, have you had your weekend hookup yet?

>>33482639
I wish penis extension surgeries actually worked, so I could justify publicly wearing the "third leg" pants I bought at a joke shop once.

>>33482640
>weekend hookup yet
No, not my thing. Did you?

Does anyone live or has lived in the pacific northwest? Do you/did you like it?

>>33482643
I'm from Washington
It's beautiful, just avoid Portland and Seattle for your sanity.

>>33482640
The bartender at the neighborhood bar I go to has two male regular customers that she fucks in quickies during her breaks and then takes home and has sex with all the time. I'm fucking envious of those dudes. Not because I find her particularly attractive, just because of their dynamic. They have something going on like that '90s erotic drama movie Threesome, but in real life.

>>33482606
notice how there's no argument or response to this. the idea that america/american's existence is somehow invalid is and will forever be bullshit, and as far as i am concerned such people expressing that sentiment are traitors and should be treated as such

>>33482643
I used to Summer there because I had relatives who lived there and one of them was a wealthy real estate agent who lent out her beach house on the coast. It's gorgeous, but incredibly expensive. Normal people can't afford to live there unless they're very financially well-heeled.

But it's worth a visit if you love pine forests, seaside cliffs, and if you want to go to the city there's always some fun novelty or other to explore in Portland, Ashland, Eugene, and Astoria. I'm not sure how those cities are these days but they used to be culturally ahead of the curve in a lot of ways.

>>33482643
I think Mabel spent a summer there a few years ago

Women, can you just wear bandaids to cover nipples?

>>33482360
no but pls let me hit, I love men as pale as me

To men who believe both, what is the true conclusion?
>women have standards that are too high and a man needs to be "perfect" to get laid/get a girlfriend
>women choose men who suck and deserve abuse as a result
Asked due to seeing men online in various places criticize women for dating "unemployed assholes." How can it be reconciled that women require men to be models who make 6 figures yet women are also are idiots who keep getting used/abused by "losers"?

>>33482645
>>33482649
>>33482650
How are the women? I'm just sick of the people in california, the weather, everything here sucks. I'm only staying at this point so I don't have to pay rent

>>33482647
I mean, I'm European, so I don't really know the whole story, but it sure seems like you guys horned in and forced them to adapt to your culture. Shit like smallpox in blankets and stuff.

>>33482645
Portland has a wonderful arcade-and-bar called Ground Kontrol and a very fun punk-y goth bar called The Coffin Club (it used to be called The Lovecraft Bar but Portlanders were super sensitive about it being named after a racist author, because, you know, Portland).

Those are some pretty chill places to hang out. The Japanese Garden is also worth a visit. If you like alternative fashion there's also the Doc Marten store and Metro Boutique.

If you want to do something sexy you've got the Kit Kat Club, an all genders strip club. If you want something brainy, there's the old standby Powell's Bookstore.

Portland is worth a visit, it just sucks to live there unless you want to live like the Little Match Girl bemoaning that you can't afford the city's amenities on the average worker's salary.

>>33482662
>I'm just sick of the people in california
I'm also in California
Are you in LA, SF, or somewhere else?
>the weather, everything here sucks
Are you talking about the heat?

>>33482656
go ask someone outside

>>33482662
What part of California are you in? Portland and Seattle are nothing like Los Angeles or San Diego people-wise.

Portland has for decades consistently been full of crunchy, granola and lesbian-leaning bisexual women, several generations of them in fact. And the type of people (women included) who probably won an accurate yearbook superlative for Most Likely to Join a Cult.

Do with that what you will.

>>33482643
I lived in seattle for four months, left and refuse to go back. listen to >>33482645

>>33482675
>four months
What did you not like about it?

>>33482642
I haven't gotten laid since spring break

>>33482656
Women's standards for men's bodies are too high, women's standards for men's personalities are too low. Nobody deserves to be abused though.

>>33482651
I attended a goth bar for several years where one of the female regulars, not one of the go-go dancers, just a regular customer, would regularly show up wearing only a leather miniskirt and crossed black duct tape over her nipples. Sometimes she would wear buckled-up goth boots, but she usually preferred to dance barefoot. So I don't know about a bandage, but duct tape, definitely. She did keep a light jacket or poncho with her to cover up when we went to Waffle House after closing time.

>>33482681
It's been over a year for me

>>33482683
>only a leather miniskirt and crossed black duct tape over her nipples
That sounds really uncomfortable
But I also envy women with small boobs who can just cover the nipples with tape

>>33482678
Seattle and Portland cost money. A lot of money. The year before I was born my parents lived in Portland. They met a lot of famous people and West Coast celebrities in Portland, but ironically they were piss poor and deliberately moved somewhere shittier to make enough money to raise a kid because it was impossible to do in the Rose City unless you were a rich doctor or lawyer.

Seattle is very similar in that way. Both are full of upper-upper-middle-class professionals LARPing as spiritual hippies.

>>33482666
>it used to be called The Lovecraft Bar but Portlanders were super sensitive about it being named after a racist author, because, you know, Portland
That is the most Portland thing to ever Portland.

>>33482662
>How are the women?
Mostly alt girls, punks, art hoes, goths, and a few hipster holdouts. Pretty crazy tbqh, but so is the sex.

women need to be more horny

>>33482687
How and why is the cost of living so high?! That's crazy to me

>>33482686
Boob size doesn't make that impractical, areola size makes that impractical.

>>33482669
>>33482674
What part of California are you in?
Central, the pit of hell. I fucking hate the heat and the sun. I hate the sun on my face. I also think the people of the PNW are more down to earth and I like that about them. I would move to Eureka but there would be no jobs for me. I'm a software developer so I'm not too worried about the money
>>33482690
Perfect

>>33482643
well, this is more mountain west than PNW i suppose, but i am about to move to the idaho panhandle area from southern california, been visiting since i was a kid as i have family in the general region, it's a great place. like other anons said, it's expensive to live, but i'm self-employed online so it's pretty perfect for me

Women is it important for your boyfriend to be strong enough to carry you?

>>33482662
Honestly, you'd be better off biting the bullet on a plane ticket to move to Cleveland or the inner-ring Chicago suburbs. Nowhere near as expensive as Portland or Seattle and the people on average are a little more grounded in reality.

>>33482696
I would carry my queen myao all over the globe

>>33482678
Expensive, overhyped, high amount of druggies and homeless people. You could say that about any city, sure, but it was really bad in Seattle. The junkies were very confident in approaching strangers to demand money or just hurl insults at them. I'm from a city in Europe, at least the migrants and homeless leave locals alone

I have a friend who lives in Portland and she's said the same, though it sounds worse there

>>33482693
It's both for me, shape moreso than size

>>33482686
How big are they?

>>33482694
>I also think the people of the PNW are more down to earth
They're really not. If you've ever seen Portlandia, that show was more documentary than satire. The portrayal of Portlanders acting comically unhinged and passive-aggressive over petty perceived slights is astonishingly on point.

>>33482696
One tried once and legit dropped my on my ass so I'm kinda not bothered about requiring that.

>>33482702
That makes sense. The homeless are much more in your face out west. I'm not sure why that is.

>>33482626
yw !

hopefully the work situation will resolve soon, that whole thing sounds scary :c

>>33482706
What about in washington or some of the other parts of oregon, like eugene?

>>33482686
Well, I mean, you probably could, you'd just get a lot of under and side boob.

>>33482683
i saw a lady doing that with electric tape at a nick cave concert.

>>33482683
How did she react to people gawking?

What cities have goth bars/clubs in the US? I've gone to some normal ones and they weren't my crowd or music

>>33482713
it would not be pretty anon.....

>>33482691
Later anon, later.

>>33482653
are you a dude too? sowwy anon, not interested :(

>>33482712
Eugene is a college town that is a dead end unless you're either a perpetual student or work as a faculty member.

The self-righteous Crunchy culture along the lines of Portland is even more concentrated and pronounced in Eugene. I'd rather have that energy than country rednecks, to be fair, but it's still a vibe I'd find frustrating and obnoxious to be around all the time.

>>33482717
why not

>>33482646
Where does she fuck them? Do you think her boss knows?

You approach our Fair Lady, but you bear no eggs? Hmph.

>>33482717
I respect your opinion while respectfully suggesting that others may not have that opinion.

>>33482640
No, I don't do that.

>>33482715
If you were a regular there, seeing women (and sometimes queer men) in revealing fetish wear was a pretty normal experience. It was mostly "tourists" from outside the scene who were stopping in for a drink where you saw gawking.

>>33482718
But it's already late?

women
have you ever been bullied by a girl more beautiful than you?

>>33482722
Yes, he does. She's very open about her relationship with those two men.

>>33482588
Namefags who act cutesy

>>33482729
Did any tourist try their luck with her?

>>33482708
I've had the same thought, maybe it's just the culture? though Seattle is known for being a very cold city, I was once at a bus stop and a junkie started threatening me, there were other people and even police there and no one did anything :'D I'm a fairly small girl so it was scary. that would not fly in my home city, at least one man would've step in

>>33482553
>sigh one day I'll meet my husband v.v
It's me I'm here getting ghosted by women and cheated on on the verge of jumping off the roof of my work building.

>>33482737
>Maybe it's just the culture
It definitely is, I thought it was personal too until I realized everyone's had a story of a run-in with a homeless person publicly and no one caring or bothering to help.
I'm sorry that happened to you, scary

>>33482719
no, but that is a fair assumption to make on this board, better safe than sorry

>>33482736
Yes! On low volume nights I would sometimes drink next to her and an old school friend of mine that was a mutual friend of mine and hers. Once it was just the three of us in the bar and she said "why are there so few guys trying to hit on me today? WHERE ARE MY SUITORS?" We all toasted and laughed about that.

>>33482696
this isnt something that even crossed my mind until your post but i think it would be slightly embarrassing if my boyfriend couldnt carry me at least a little bit? i weigh 115 pounds

>>33482701
you'd get tired quick i can walk !

we can hold hands ^^

>>33482746
Has it ever crossed your mind whether you could drag your boyfriend kicking and screaming across the floor by his nuts if you're mad at him or if he refuses to go along with a plan of yours?

who wants to cuddle and watch gossip girl with me?

>>33482738
hmm

describe urself ?

>>33482749
The problem is if you cuddled me it would probably make me pre-cum in my pajama pants.

>>33482748
well no because im always under the assumption that a man can physically overpower me unless im autistically interpreting this too literally

>>33482747
I'm sure you have nice hands so I'm down :0

>>33482749
I do, can we watch gilmore girls after?

>>33482752
I was under the impression from all the ecchi and harem anime I watched that women could temporarily kick men into space or clonk them on the head and make them see stars if they behave inappropriately or offensively

>>33482749
is this a male-only invite or can femanons also join?

>>33482718
>Later anon
where are you going?

>>33482752
Sigh... I wish you were big enough and strong enough to overpower us...

>>33482756
i dont understand the point of this sarcasm sorry

>>33482758
Somewhere only we know

>>33482757
femanons can join too

>>33482749
>who wants to cuddle and watch gossip girl with me?
Brush my hair and braid my hair please.

>>33482759
I wish that women were giant amazons who could overpower and rape me, causing death by snu snu

>>33482743
Don't take this the wrong way but you guys sound insufferable. You probably talk about Felicien Rops or something like that all night while getting drunk.

Women do you think its creepy for a dad to take his kid to the playground without the mom present?

>>33482753
do u have nice hands ? (cough cough post hands pls cough)

>>33482766
>women, is it creepy for a dad to do normal dad things?
huh?

>>33482766
Yes, that is grooming behavior and a prelude to pre-rape or rape-adjacent behavior such as a father showering or bathing with his children.

>>33482768
What the fuck part of that sounds normal to you?

>>33482709
it's like 95% me. they have been really good to me, i've had nothing but increasing success there, and i almost became a project administrator. i might still, haven't heard back on my application (they invited me to apply :D)

>>33482769
vat

>>33482770
a parent taking their child to the playground
what is abnormal about that???

>>33482770
nta but huh?? wtf do you mean?

>>33482768
>normal dad things?
I wasn't aware incestuous rape and predatory behaviour were 'normal dad things'. Have you talked to a psychotherapist about this?

>>33482758
Was referring to the horny, that would be for later.

>>33482766
I am a bit prejudiced on the matter so the best I'd do is take it as "wholesome" with a grain of salt because there's just something wrong with me that wants to have skepticism about it being a bit odd.

>>33482611
>is Pedro Pascal creepy?
M (since women didn't answer)
I think it's mostly incels that are envious of his sex symbol status that are calling him creepy.

>>33482755
sure

>>33482766
Of course not.

>>33482771
you'll be ok then, just a momentary setback ^^ u should become a project administrator !!

>Got sober at 30
>32 now
>friends started to see me less, wanted to be around people that drank
>called me being sober a gay little experiment, tried to get me to break sobriety
>want to play videos of me black out drunk at their wedding after I asked them not to, I was a complete alcoholic
>now I am 100lbs lighter, depression is gone, thriving
>ghosted them after realizing how toxic that shit was, all they wanted to do was get drunk and play video games anyways
I sort of feel like I handled this poorly, however each time we've fought it just turned into them trying to gas light me. I just got burnt out and quit caring. Am I over reacting?

>>33482750
nta but I have long, black/brown curly hair, dark eyebrows, grey/dark blue eyes, 6 foot 3 and I am white. Personality-wise I have been described as funny, smart, thoughtful, and adventurous

Do you think our ability to consume so much media is good or bad?

>>33482782
No, that's reasonable.

I keep blaming myself, thinking I'm single because I don't give anyone a chance, and then do and remember why I don't. Unpopular opinion, but the loneliness epidemic should be worse, because some people truly deserve sex dolls and not actual human companionship

How was your day, anons?

Women, would you like a hicky?

>>33482782
No.
Walking away from people who are bad for you, they can't accept it and will do awful things to get your attention. Do not react or reply to them. It's called extinction burst. Congrats on the sobriety!

>>33482063
Ya

>"state gender, is normal thing normal?"
>"no, normal thing is pedo"

>>33482786
Bad it seems. Teachers are already complaining about dead-stared kids who can't focus on anything and get bored very quickly

femanons
would you smoke weed with me?

>>33482081
PeekaBoo

>>33482797
no i don't do weed

>>33482796
Since when teachers are authority figures

>>33482767
They’re big and smooth, I can guarantee that lol. I moisturize them using a goat milk hand cream that’s vanilla bean scented. Aesthetically, idk how nice they are

>>33482797
NIGGER

nonas
Why do I feel bad for not wanting to talk to men I I am not compatible with? Why do they get so angry?

>>33482791
sure

>>33482150
Dire need

>>33482792
Ive been reached out to a few times, but I frankly just dont give a shit. Dont feel like bringing booze over so they can get hammered and we can play video games. we are in our 30s for fuck sake

Women, do you think two 16 years olds can consent to sex and a relationship with each other?

>>33482807
Yeah, some people never want to grow up. They also don't realize the consequences. Alcoholism is deadly.

>>33482797
I would smoke a cigarette (once in a blue moon) but not weed
Idk why but at least here, people who do weed end up becoming lazy, lethargic...And though it's theoretically not highy addictive, it seems it becomes a habit that takes a lot of their life and creativity, etc

women what do you think of boyoyoyoyoing

>>33482786
Bad. I legit think you need boredom to be creative and you can't be bored if you're always on your phone or something.

>>33482784
not myao but you sound cute U_U good luck out there

>>33482810
i can smoke a cig too

>>33482801
That's another thing. They used to be.

women do you jiggle?

>>33482812
NTA but this. Media can be a tool for inspiration but the oversaturation of it will kill your creative drive. I like menial, boring tasks like cleaning because I can come up with stories while my hands are busy

>>33482816
Maybe we should fix the teachers first

i just want a cute french gf, honestly

>>33482801
lol, well since teachers in many cases spend more hours of the day with the kids than with their parents, then yes I would believe them
Besides, it makes sense. Honestly it seems every preteen is dumb as shit and they all want to become content creators who put slop online and have no ambition no drive beyond becoming tiktok famous and piling money because that's the only measure of success now
Ffs; have you seen that girl who the day she became 18 she immediately did OF? It's becoming dystopic

>>33482813
Thanks lol, I just struggle with socializing with strangers irl. It's easy to do here tho

>>33482784 (long hair anon ?)
u have very good features !

never seen someone with grey/dark blue eyes, must be very pretty (´∀｀)

Medusa was a chestlet.
If she was packing heavy melons no one would’ve turned to stone.
Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?

>>33482820
Why french?

>>33482809
Yup, was blacking out from my depression drinking like 3-4 times a week. Towards the end I started just drinking at 8 AM on Sundays. Shit got back so them wanting to play videos of me hammered at their wedding was just insulting

>>33482815
Awww, love me a man who would ruin his lungs for some bonding/shared activity <3

>>33482824
shut up cunt

>>33482808
I barely think two 25 year olds should.

>>33482821
Your boss spends a lot of time with you, should we listen to his recommendations about how to treat you, what you should be allowed or not?

>>33482808
Not really, they're probably dumb and relationships are pretty dumb in general like there's literally seventh graders writing love notes like they were going to grow old together or something.

Femanons, how important is he being good at sex?
Girl who ghosted me said I'm not good at sex which I already knew because I don't have much experience.

>>33482822
same thing here. it's why I can never leave this site, lol. you sound like a nice person though so hopefully it'll get easier for you

>>33482830
Post-wall delusion

>>33482811
Huh?

>>33482817
A bit I guess.

>>33482834
I think it's moreso being willing to learn/communicate. I think the key to good and satisfying sex is listening to your partner and what they want/gets them off

>>33482802
long ass fingers

>>33482802
*bites your fingers*

they're nice ! thank u for keeping them moisturized, i see too many dry hands ㅠㅠ

>>33482829
its ok flat chan

>>33482829
Your tits are too small to be talking this big but at least I’m able to make eye contact with you so I know what you’re saying

>>33482781
i like your optimism, i wish more people were optimistic like we are. i haven't heard back in a couple months, which isn't very unusual for them, but you've inspired me to inquire and see what's up. bless you glorious chairman!
>>33482782
fuck em. you did fine, keep doing fine. let them wallow in their vices.
but don't ever burn bridges, though. compassion is important. always be willing to offer an olive branch, though, as we all have our demons and they torment us enough as it is without us tormenting each other.

>>33482823
Yeah it's me lol :)
>must be very pretty
Aw, I appreciate it! What do you look like? I imagine you're really pretty, the way you described your hair was beautiful

>>33482831
Dude, I'm a grown human being, those are not. Also teachers have no incentive the ring the bell about these things. Third, it does make sense. Social media DOES make your brain rot. And again the message for the new generation is you can make money by doing some trend online... So why would anyone want to become a doctor or an engineer instead, especially when said jobs don't lead to the wealth of a streamer, content creator...?

>>33482802
Why are your nails so comparatively pink?

>>3348282
the accent

>>33482846
to ring the bell*

In the mood to make men carry my things

Women, do you have any of these for your bf?

I need a flat gf so bad

>>33482789
i don't think it's good to sink into your misery. when you're wishing misery on others, that's not a good place to be. things don't always have to have a blame, and when they do it is very rarely ever a cut and dry distribution).

my day is going okay.

>>33482811
mm im more of a doioioioioioioing person

>>33482852
Hi

>>33482844
There have been times where I have wanted to reach out and say what insulted me but I just dont care anymore I guess. I got bailed on a few times for friends who party and that kind of put a nail in the coffin for me. Was also told no plans for one of their bdays but they just wanted to go hang with other people. Sucks because before that I'd always be there for them but as soon as I quit drinking its like the friendship changed

>>33482852
fuuuck someone already beat me to this... sigh oh well there will be other chestlet enjoyers

>>33482838
I agree...

>>33482851
>weaponized neutrality
what does this mean??

>>33482851
I don't have a boyfriend currently but it was blowies

>>33482853
I'm not wishing misery on others. I'm saying what I truly think: some people shoulnd't be in a relationship. I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination, but I truly constantly work on myself. To only then meet up irl with people who think they're finished products and who as dispense harm onto others (without going into details because it will be hard to explain and I'm not in the mood)

Genuinely. Some people are better off alone. They're never not going to be toxic, and if they bring children to the world, they will pass onto them their idiocy and venom.

can i take classes on how to make women orgasm?

>>33482862
You should be vetting better to not keep meeting with bad people

>>33482856
they know what they're doing is wasting their life and destroying themselves. your presence, especially as you grow successful, is probably a reminder to them about their own failures. i'm sorry the situation is like that, anon, although i think you're correct to distance yourself from them. might be worthwhile to just let them know that if they want to be sober, or want to reach out and for help and get sober, and then otherwise contact them. probably if it were me, it'd be a letter of verbal assassination, telling them how they're being miserable cunts and deserve any misery they bring on themselves, but if any of them want to start taking life a little more seriously, door is always open. but i can pull that kind of thing off because i'm peaceful and happy 99% of the time, so aggression makes a big impact on people that know me.

women how many kids do you want?

>>33482864
Well, if you live in a country where ignorance and arrogance combined are frequent, then there's no running away. And please anon if you think I'm saing that because I hold my own intelligence or self in high esteem, spare me. I truly don't. If anything I think I'm average to sometimes slightly below average

>>33482868
I wanted twins, its never gonna happen now

>>33482863
It's called a hooker, but MOG made that illegal.

>>33482870
i mean, you could just get pregnant again right after the first. They'll be close enough in age

Femanons, I'd love to take you to Portos bakery and get some snacks before taking you to a park where we can admire the fauna and partake of our food haul

>>33482869
Take a break from dating. Don't let the bitterness/getting jaded consume you

>>33482867
I dont think I have that in me, best just to kick them out of my life. Last time we chatted was when they wanted to get hammered on their couch for my bday but I had other plans to go on a hike with a friend and go out to dinner. I think they got a bit mad I was wanting to go and actually do something with my life

>>33482855
hi! are you flat?

>>33482868
i'm antinatalist

>>33482852
knock knock

women would you date a man who has a kinda ugly smile?

>>33482862
you're declaring people being unfit for contact with others, condemning them, saying that they shouldn't have, as a core factor of their being, one of the very basic drives that make us happy. that is absolutely wishing misery on others, and it takes genuine mental gymnastics to defend it as anything other than that. you can hide it behind false veneer of compassion or righteousness all you want, but the reality is that you're just a bitter soul who'd rather problems disappear than be solved.

you say you work on yourself? maybe consider starting on that.

>>33482880
>kinda ugly
If i liked/loved him it would be extremely endearing. imperfections are attractive

>>33482872
I dont have a husband/bf. It'd be dangerous to have a kid

>>33482878
Cringe reddit meme

>>33482868
Just more than one. Not so much because I want that many kids but because kids should have siblings.

State gender
Do you think JH's uncle would be proud of the woman she is today? We know how close they were.

Women, this could be us.
Thoughts?

>>33482878
>we shouldn't have kids, life is nothing but misery
>w-what? no, i'm not gonna kill myself, i don't want to stop living...
pottery

>>33482889
Aww they're having a massage!

I can't take men who get married seriously. You ain't dangerous and free no more bro, it's over.

>>33482844
goodluck to you admiral !!

>>33482845
i think im pretty ? i get compliments n get asked out often so maybe i am

im currently tanned from going to the pool n beaches often but im usually pretty pale, black hair w a 2016 layered haircut with side bangs, very very dark brown eyes, small nose, plump lips, glasses, pierced ears, 5'0, 96-100 lb !

>>33482879
>>33482855

How can i get a gf that wont fall for dumb shit like anti-vax, mlms, cults, etc.?

>>33482891
Damn right, I'd treat you so well <3

>>33482893
>cute girl who gets asked out often
why are you here? (non derogatory)

>>33482895
Ask whats her zodiac sign

>>33482879
are you my future flat wife? <3

>>33482895
try to date someone who isn't retarded

I hate women.

>>33482895
you have to find a girl that already went through that and got burned badly for it

>>33482889
ideal. Could you lie flat on top of me with your full weight as well?

>>33482895
The real trick is to get a gf that has already fallen for an mlm

what's your zodiac sign?

>>33482892
It's all for her, if she doesn't want it good for me

>>33482883
Haha I must be the most attractive man alive to a woman with an ugly bastard fetish.

>>33482893
>5'0 100lbs
Sex

>>33482906
Are you tall and have a big cock?

>>33482893
Wow, you sound really pretty too! I like dark brown eyes and nice ears. Probably my 2 favorite parts of a woman

women if you had a bf, would you let him see your areola?

>>33482881
Go fuck yourself

>>33482887
M. Sure, she's an important lab worker. Maybe he would wish she found a husband that loved her.

>>33482912
just because you have a kinda ugly smile it doesn't make you an ugly bastard

>>33482910
where my capricorns at?

>>33482908
Thats very doable, request granted.
>>33482910
Cancer

>>33482895
Reddit

Once again i have mistaken someone being friendly for signs of interest

I cant be trusted with society, you have to lock me up or put me in some orthodox christian cloister

>>33482914
6'2", 6.5"x5.5"

>>33482917
yes, they are massive so they'd be hard to miss

>>33482893
myao is a stacy

>>33482920
Sorry I should have put nta
My face is lopsided and I have an ugly smile

you tell a girl you want to use the welfare system to stay home and be a part of your kids' life rather than spend 10+ hours separated from them working, and she gets the ick. what's up with that?

>>33482925
Hello cock and height bro

>31
>khv
>loose skin after dropping like 200lbs
Oh I am beyond fucked, arent I?

>>33482929
someone will love you
probably can't be me though i keep letting men get close to me and hurting them

>>33482925
Why do you hate women

>>33482918
oh, you mean you want me to just go away so you can forget about me? fits with you character.

you know i'm right. but here's the difference between us: i do believe in your capacity to change and be better. but you're never going to get there if you keep staying a miserable, bitter cunt. food for thought.

>>33482927
>they are massive
hawt

>>33482933
>i keep letting men get close to me and hurting them
Haha yeah that has been happening a lot to me lately

>>33482938
I'm sorry if you were one of them
I feel really bad about it and I don't know why I'm doing it

>>33482899
wanted to see what 4chan was about, sticking around cuz people here r funny

would you date a guy who believes in the jew conspiracy?

>>33482940
ok good
my only advice for you - don't talk to any of the guys off the board. it will never ever eberbvereverververver EVER end well even if you are cute and pretty 10/10

>>33482933
hey, don't beat yourself up over it. they just want the best for you, instead of isolating yourself, maybe consider getting some kind of help, therapy or life coaching or something.
t. one of those guys, though you probably aren't the girl that hurt me

>>33482941
I don't care about the jews that much
there's some truth to it but i'd just rather minimize jewish influence in my life

>>33482913
*bonks on head with a rolled up newspaper*

no more horndogs

>>33482910
gemini
how fucked am I?

it it true that female athletes are really horny? how do i get in on that?

>>33482932
Yeah. That skin isn't going back to normal at 31.
Fatties also gain more weight easily after dropping it because of the fat cells. The way athletes can get fit again more easily after taking a break.

>>33482946
yeah you tell them chairman! they get sent straight to the HORNY GULAG!

>>33482944
I can't afford a therapist right now and honestly it's a meme
I should just stop talking to men until I get better
A relationship would be nice but simply just talking to guys online with the hopes of something irl hasn't gone well for me

>>33482893
why are you here? (derogatory)

>>33482949
I have been lifting for the past 6 years and have filled out a lot of it, my quads are fucking huge from the combo of being a fat fuck and lifting. I just meant am I fucked for trying to find love?

>>33482925
Hatesex....?

>>33482939
Well I'll say it isn't just you if it was, it's most women these days.
No one has respect for anyone anymore.

>>33482916
ty !! ^ㅂ^

i think my favorite parts of a guy r his hands n face, they show a lot about a person lols

>>33482948
Be a male athlete, but in a different sport. Let her imagine that she could beat you in her sport. Save that surprise for later.

>>33482956
I definitely have respect for people
I just have 0 patience at any sign of trouble/flaws and run before I get invested

>>33482947
all the best rappers are geminis

>>33482928
i thought stacys were white ?

>>33482942
they're sort of scary but most are okay(ish) !

Wow.

>>33482951
therapy often is a meme, though it doesn't have to be if you find a good one. but you aren't gonna get better by yourself, and you aren't going to just stumble into being better (if only it were that easy...)
i mean, i dunno what to say. a part of my soul wishes every day to be in the timeline where my ex didn't have to break things off and cut contact. i wish i could help her, now, in ways other than being a sad memory for her. you HAVE to find some way to address your issues.

>>33482954
Did you not do any cardio or calisthenics for your stomach?
Love AS a 31yo KHV? Not happening but even normal men are screwed these days because of hypergamy.

>>33482965
Don't worry, I'm not running from my issues
I am just participating in bad behaviors right now

>>33482964
sex

>>33482946
*Makes the stunned animation hobbling around with stars above my head but heart signs instead of my eyes*

>>33482966
I get around 12k steps in 5 days a week but outside of that I mainly do lifting 4 times a week. Hoping to hit a 225lb over head press in the next 6-8 months

>>33482963
Stacy's can be any color

in a scale from 1 to 10
how much of a weirdo are You?