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>>33361550 (OP)Girls, learn to be nice in this thread. I'll give you a cookie if you can manage that.
>>33361561I love your hair
>>33361561I'll do my best. And if you don't post a timestamp of fresh baked cookies by the end of this thread, then I'll go on a voca tirade.
>>33361550 (OP)I'm tired of trying to be loved
>>33361561Why are you sad anon?
Why do I miss the guy who was a complete asshole to me? I think loneliness causes mental atrophy I’m not normal anymore
>>33361561Maybe. I really shouldn't have a cookie tho... but I'm not going to try to fight.
I'm really jealous towards girls, you can just change your aesthetics to get a bf
Why is performing emotional labor so tiring? Does it get easier when you actually have a good social circle?
>>33361592You could easily change your aesthetics and get a boyfriend too, anon.
>>33361598But I'm straight
>>33361598I think at one point I was trying to prove to a girl that male sexual attention is worthless so I made a grinder and "proved" I'm prettier than her by getting more matches. Men will fuck just about anything, success with men only counts if he sticks around after.
>>33361597When you have an actually good social circle you don't feel like you're ever performing emotional labour. You're still doing things like soothing people or helping them out etc., but they help YOU out so much too that it doesn't feel like labour.
Good friends and family make your life easier and less stressful.
>>33361605How often does that happen? Most social interactions are unequal.
>>33361612Bad social circles are something you let yourself have by having low standards
>>33361597>Why is performing emotional labor so tiring?Maybe its like physical labor where the more you do it the stronger you get and the easier it becomes
Anyone got any tips for really bad anxiety. It's at the point that it's stopping me from doing stuff. It takes me a week of reassuring myself and mental gymnastics to maybe be able to do something. Like i wanted to go to a gig and looking forward for like months and i had an anxiety attack so bad i couldn't get myself to go afterwards. It also happened before going to cinema with friends and i had to cancel . It's been making me avoid doing basically anything because the constant feeling of being nauseous and stuff is sucking the enjoyment out everything. It also feels like im distancing myself from friends because of it. I just wanna live my life without all this shit man
>>33361624Meditation, self guided CBT if you can’t afford a therapist (I used a guided journal), and forcing yourself to do the scary things, over and over again. Move your body, exercise more, eat well. It takes practice
>>33361592>>33361592Not really anon. A lot of the stuff men find almost universally unappealing (like "fridge build" with no nipped in waist, or a stocky woman who has short, thick legs and arms even when slim - slim doesn't have to mean petite or willowy) can't be changed easily or at all. The stuff that can be - like your haircut - is on a wholly different level of importance.
>>33361624There are only two ways. Either you seek professional help and have yourself medicated to take the edge off. (Which comes with downsides of its own, from what I understood these drugs tend to have similar side effects as antidepressants, making you feel less emotionally vibrant and creative, less alert.)
Or you push through. You force yourself to try it the next day if your plan failed. You instruct friends to check on you so you can't silently bow out. You just keep - with or without professional help - trying, as often as you can, as hard as you can.
>>33361624I have it really bad. What helped me was doing more exercise, it doesn't reduce it by a lot but it helps me recover faster and be ready to try again. Unfortunately there is no way of getting rid of it without facing it
>>33361624I've heard lots of good things about drugs and alcohol
I'm on vacation and I'm super fucked up, I can barely sleep, I fell on my ass while hiking down to a beach and banged up my arms and hands.
I'm just not feeling good and I'm drinking way too much.
>>33361650I wish I was on vacation with you
>>33361576>Why do I miss the guy who was a complete asshole to me? I think loneliness causes mental atrophy I’m not normal anymoreThe Chad Widow effect
>>33361650Try to burn yourself up so much/with such timing that you can end up having one really good long night's sleep, you'll probably feel a lot better and have less urge to drink. Drink lots of water. If it's hot where you are, make sure to get some salt(y stuff) too.
>>33361656He wasn’t even Chad he was weird
>>33361576If you're starving even the memory of the grossest food you ever ate seems rather inviting and like you didn't appreciate what you had at the time.
>>33361658>. Drink lots of water.Stop this meme.
>>33361660This is what they always say but in practical and objective terms, these guys always tend to be above average (and way above average in some aspects such as extroversion).
>>33361653I hope you can get a vacation soon.
>>33361666>666 tripsStop implying we do not need to be hydrated, Satan.
>>33361665Can I blame you pls
Women, how often do you notice men looking at your boobs?
>>33361671uh…. why? what was the intrusive thought that caused it?
>>33361672M
You know what is weird if you don't look at a woman's boobs she'll feel bad about it.
>>33361672Honestly virtually never, but I also virtually never wear cleavage or otherwise tops that are very tight around the breasts. On the rare occasion I do, I can tell the difference.
>>33361675Merging with you
>>33361661This sucks I want to be normal
>>33361679alright fine, this one‘s one the house
>>33361630Any tips for the guided journal? I journal now but just use it to clear my head. I dont use any prompts and stuff. Also meditating I've never done it. Ive seen ads for the apps and stuff are they helpful to get started or just a waste?
>>33361639I wanna avoid drugs as much as i can heard they can have shitty side effects plus really hard to stop taking them.
>push throughI've been trying but it feels like I'm moving backwards sometimes.
>>33361643I really need to do more I'm not exactly the most active person right now.
>>33361684Thank you, so sweet
Are you scared yet
>>33361672Never. I don't look men in the eye, that's just asking for trouble
>>33361624If you’re responsible just Valium. The problem is people are stupid and abuse everything. But in a modest dose and not doing it every day Valium is safe and extremely effective
>>33361688no? why would I be scared?
>>33361685For the guided journal, I used The AntiAnxiety Notebook, I’m sure you can find a free download to try it out, or some other free prompts.
For meditating, you can get started with some high rated YouTube ones, or watch a few videos just explaining the process, maybe even get started with a yoga meditation. I haven’t used the apps but I’m sure their fine, once you get the basics you can do it on your own
>>33361683What you feel is normal for your circumstances, most likely. Missing exes while knowing you should be relieved is totally normal. Having a harder time moving on from something that ended on bad terms than from something that ended on good terms, is also common. And loneliness causes everyone to feel more nostalgic about any warmth or closeness they felt in the past.
The sort of popular culture politically correct narrative where everyone is out living their best life and only the ostensibly damaged people feel loneliness, despair and all that, that's what's abnormal.
Redhead women:
Why do you keep having sex with black guys so much? It's disturbing to see a ginger girl and think she'd made a nice wife and then see her with her black bf.
>>33361698seems more like you are scared
>>33361701Disney Movies aren't real life anon
>>33361685>I've been trying but it feels like I'm moving backwards sometimes.Start a journal specifically for this so you don't have to feel but can actually look back and analyze your own data. Keep track of how many things and what things you attempt to do that you find scary, how you attempt to make it work, how successful the attempts were or weren't... Like do a research about it.
If you do not see (enough) progress, it's time to try alternate strategies or start adding other stuff. E.g. daily meditating and seeing if that makes a difference or not. Cutting out your news consumption and see if it makes you less anxious.
If you really cannot get it done chances are you attempt to take steps that are too big, leave your comfort one too far at once. So also try to make the steps smaller and see what that does.
>>33361703Being vulnerable is scary, especially with beautiful women
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I want a mans penis inside of me, is that wrong?
>>33361700I must be damaged though. Why am I struggling so much with the most easy human behavior, of just finding someone to connect with?
>>33361709No, it's called being human and a woman.
You need a bf, which some women may see as a double standard but it's not.
>>33361713You aren't.
>the most easy human behaviorIt isn't.
Why do you think so many songs are about loneliness if it is so easy for people to connect? It's even worse (or better depending how you look at it) going over to literature, I'm a big reader and I'd say 9/10 books in one way or another are about yearning for connection and either finding it, not finding it or damaging it.
Getting stress flakes again
>>33361713For the record just to add, obviously I do not know your life story and it very much is possible that you are damaged. I'm just saying what you wrote here is just pretty normal to feel at times, especially when young. I mean it in a reassuring way, like, don't write yourself off, life itself is just harder than people give it credit for.
>>33361708yeah, understandable
but you know, some people enjoy feeling a bit scared
>>33361709That’s all women
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>>33361717I feel like most songs are about love and heartbreak. I can’t even get to the heartbreak part
Men are you evil? I just saw a post about women who were beat by their husbands while they were pregnant
>>33361731Isn't that loneliness too, though? In the sanitized social media world losing someone means you hit the gym and hit tinder and don't waste another though on them, right? You also resent yourself for not being immune to the memory of your ex (crush) despite knowing he was a douchebag.
>>33361733Nah. I have emotional issues to work on but I’m not a genuine piece of shit like that
>>33361733Yes, I just don't have a pregnant wife to beat at the current moment in time. Obviously.
>>33361733No. Most men don’t do that sort of thing. I think it manifests differently but men and women are equally evil
Hey there Dilara
Was geht ab in Frankfurt city? </3
>>33361735You make me needy and it’s embarrassing
Is aftercare real or a myth?
>>33361720It seems so easy for everyone else. I try to do everything right and still nothing
>>33361734I guess it is
>>33361746Very real, but only if your dick is big enough to necessitate it.
>>33361709That's kinda gay bro
>>33361701Anon. When you close the tab, the blacked porn goes away.
>>33361733Being good is useless, being evil is pointless. What's left?
>>33361746Real. I never realized how much I needed it after asking a guy to be rough. It really makes it less retroactively depressing.
>>33361699>>33361706Thanks for the advice. Hopefully i can get myself together a bit
>>33361740Why do I keep seeing these horrible stories?
>>33361741Was hast du da gerade über mich gesagt, du kleiner Bastard? Ich schwör, ich bin original Frankfurt Main, Bornheim Nord, straight aus der Skyline, und du willst deinen Maul aufmachen? Ich bin aufgewachsen zwischen Blocks und Beton, ich war Klassenbeste auf der KfZ-Schule, hab mehr Jungs geghostet als du Zigaretten im Leben geraucht hast. Ich war dabei bei jeder Clubschlägerei von 2009 bis 2019, ich hab mehr Ex-Freunde zerstört als die Alliierten Frankfurt ’44. Ich bin ausgebildet in psychologischer Kriegsführung aka toxischem Verhalten und ich bin Top-Sniper mit meinem Blick, Digga, ich kann dich allein mit einem Insta-Story-Post vernichten.
Du bist für mich nix weiter als ein weiterer kleiner Fisch im Rewe, den ich mit einem Blick tiefkühle. Ich schwöre bei meiner Shisha: Ich werd dich so wegwischen, so sauber, das selbst die Römer, die diese Stadt gegründet haben, sagen würden „Wallah stabil“. Du glaubst, du kannst so mit mir im Internet reden und denken, das bleibt ohne Konsequenzen? Denk nochmal nach, du Lauch. Während du das hier liest, verlink ich dich in einer Story, dein IP wird rückverfolgt bis zu deiner Grundschule in Langen. Bereite dich vor, du Untermensch. Der Sturm kommt. Der Sturm, der jeden Rest von Würde aus deinem Leben fegt. Du bist fertig, Kind. Ich kann überall sein, jederzeit, ich klatsch dich in siebenhundert Arten, und das ist nur mit meinen Nägeln.
Ich hab Zugriff auf die gesamte Arsenal der Frankfurter Streetcredibility, von Alt-Sachsenhausen bis Hauptwache, und ich werde jeden einzelnen dieser Einflüsse einsetzen, um dich vom Antlitz Hessens zu fegen, du Opfer. Wenn du nur wüsstest, welche Höllen ich schon über andere gebracht habe mit einem einzigen Blick und „bist du lost?“, hättest du lieber deinen Maul gehalten. Aber du konntest nicht. Und jetzt zahlst du den Preis, du gottverdammter Idiot. Ich werd dich öffentlich zerreißen, und du wirst in der Kommentarflut ertrinken.
Es ist aus, du Opfer.
>>33361747I don't know if this means anything to you but I can tell you from personal experience the idea that it is easy for others really is an illusion. Yeah there are people it comes easier to but I feel they are the exception more than the norm. Everyone just plays up their most socially acceptable feelings and experiences. I have known lots of people, myself included, who went through long phases of loneliness, being able to move on etc but nobody really wants to be vocal about that other than during a heart to heart with close friends.
>>33361745yeah well uuuh, you kinda like feeling exposed too so…
I would like to not be doomed, but that isn't the case. Any tips?
How are relationship seeking boyfriendless women real
I just ripped my dress
this is mens fault
>>33361757What does your aftercare consist of?
>>33361762Soooo, basically, erm…
I want to burn myself into your skin and soul
>>33361733When my wife was pregnant I just got her cheetos and strawberries or whatever at like 3AM.
>>33361759You probably look for them or are more receptive to validate your fears or bias. Just logically men and women have same genes. So for the most part behavioral differences are due to hormones and upbringing. Testosterone can make men more aggressive, fair, competitive, etc. So their “evil” manifests differently. But women also have a strong capacity for cruelty it’s just more subtle. Think about how many women ruin lives out of pettiness and so on. Even in terms of violence women are more likely to kill their own children
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If anyone here remembers/cares about my freakout about being pressured to take a girl out, I gave in and am taking her out on Friday. However, immediately after setting the date, I was rewarded with a match from a really hot Chinese immigrant who I did a background check on to confirm it's not a scam.
I've had a lot of success attracting minorities and women with mental health issues. How do I start attracting more white women who are more likely to share my values?
>>33361761You are my closest friend then because no one ever admits this to me. I never will to them
>>33361773>background check lol wat
If you want to lose weight, drink water once a day. No more than 1 L.
>>33361766Staying in bed together, talking about how it was fun to vent it out but that we still love and respect each other, etc. The rest is more specific to the last guy I was with so idk if it's worth bringing up.
>>33361746Real. Always snuggle and give water.
>>33361768shouldn’t you be working or sleeping?
Are women attracted to mild evil guys? Like 1st circle of hell at best, no further
>>33361741>DilaraWhat a shitty name.
>>33361733I mean, they chose to get pregnant by those men. Not my problem. You reap what you sow.
>>33361773Afraid I don't care.
>>33361780I should be sleeping, but I don’t want to. I miss the mornings and you’re here. I woke up 7 hours ago so I can have a nap for my shift tonight
Sigh…you hate me…
>>33361774I know it is difficult but keep it in mind. Being alone with your loneliness only makes it worse and in my experience people are relieved if you are real with them and open up about the things less talked about. In a conversation it's also not 0 or 100, you can throw out a few comments and only continue if they seem to understand from the get go. Godspeed.
>>33361781What evil does he commit?
>>33361781look idiot, listen carefully because I will only say this once
women like men that have the potential to be cruel if necessary because sometimes keeping your people save requires the capability to do cruel things
they don‘t want you to be cruel to them, they want you to be cruel for them if the situation calls for it (and no, that does not mean shitting on the waiter for messing up an order, more like snapping the neck of the guy that tried to kill your daughter)
if a woman wants you to be cruel to her then she is an absolute basket case and you should stay away at all costs, no exceptions
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>>33361776Dramatic way of saying that I verified that she actually went to the school she claims and checked her pictures to make sure that they're not stock.
>>33361782It means Adornment of the Heart in Persian
>>33361576I'm a girl and on the same boat anon. It's just this random guy online i've interacted with like once or twice and then suddenly he became an asshole when I instantly got overly attached to him. Now he went off to this egirl that's more attractive than me and I feel like shit. It's been over a month now and I still miss him.
>>33361800lmao you're pathetic
>>33361550 (OP)Ha!
The OP image reminds me of my resolution to my emotional issues.
My whole life I had a sort of, Toxic Pragmaticism instead of toxic positivity. If there was nothing to be gained by feeling a negative emotion, like using anger to fuel addressing the problem, I chose not to feel it. Like Schizoanon does.
That created coping mechanisms to handle the suppressed emotions and those coping mechanisms developed into OCD that mitigated my ADHD. Then I eventually had an emotional breakdown, on myself, accidentally cured my OCD, fell apart, and then processed my backlog of misery slowly over time.
Hence, I discovered a new emotion: Sadness.
I suppose my question is:Have any of you ever found greater meaning in a silly meme?
>>33361806And you're an asshole
>>33361807So basically you’re just naturally like this? Unlucky
>>33361789I feel like taking a second nap today, uh oh
and no, I don‘t hate you
>>33361796The ignorants, yeah. I'd also include the pre-hell chamber with lazy people
>>33361800>Now he went off to this egirlDon't hang out with discord groomers?
Should be pretty easy, you know.
>>33361793So, like a dog ready to be nice and cuddly or violent and murderous when told.
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Good evening, Euros.
>>33361815>second napThis late? It’s already evening. When was the first?
>noCute autism :3
>>33361822But those are both mens romance, women can't understand that stuff
>>33361820kinda, except I don‘t like dogs, but yeah, basically someone capable of violence with a soft spot for me
>>33361811>So basically you’re just naturally like this? UnluckyThere was a warrior who had a fine stallion. Everyone said how lucky he was to have such a horse.
"Maybe", he said.
One day, the stallion ran off. The people said the warrior was unlucky.
"Maybe", he said.
The next day the stallion returned, leading a string of fine ponies. The people said it was very lucky.
"Maybe", the warrior said.
Later, the warrior's son was thrown from one of the ponies and broke his leg. The people said it was unlucky.
"Maybe", the warrior said.
The next week, the chief lead a war party against another tribe. Many young men were killed. But, because of his broken leg, the warrior's son was left behind, and so was spared.
>>33361824yeah, I have to get up early tomorrow so maybe I just go to bed early instead
idk somewhere around 1pm
>autismno u
How do we get women to read books so men who are interested in literature could find partners that share their interests? Most girls right now are dopamine friends who are only interested in sports, tiktok and cheap highs
>>33361822good meme
thats how it should be
>>33361833>early tomorrow Fancy dinner? Meth refill?
>no uNo u
No u x2 as well
>>33361835I think you meant fiend
maybe pick up a book every now and then
>>33361835Read them with me, then. It's not my fault that I'd rather engage with others than read.
>>33361822Hi chan, I haven't even eaten today yet.
>>33361838no, gym appointment with my fren at 8am sharp
no u always one more hahahah gottem
>>33361842nta but reading is engaging with others
>>33361835Most people don't read, men or women, but if you go to something like a slam poetry or writers workshop you will find mostly women there. So just try to incorporate it more in your own social life. And make sure if you haven't yet, you've read a few female authors first, female readers are typically not impressed with men who only read and can talk about male writers.
>>33361835Literature and poetry are female-dominated hobbies, it's men who spend all their free time on video games, drugs, porn, betting, gambling and shitposting online
>>33361754Im talking about irl.
>>33361704I'm an adult I don't watch Disney movies.
>>33361845>gymGyatttttt
You win because of gyatt you know
Proud of you for sticking to it, has it helped?
>>33361818Lol I saw him playing roblox with her and she looks young too so I guess you could say it's grooming. You're right
>>33361850This is fake news...
>>33361847I meant in a dialogue beyond the internal.
>>33361835Reading books is not a "cooperative" hobby, so it will never ever matter if you read books when it comes to dating.
>>33361852nope, well, my body composition kinda improved according to my doc and body composition analyses but still working on all that with a whole slew of therapists aha
I got side tracked by the meth that have me burnout from hell, oh well
guess I was not made to be a druggie
>main character dies at end of book
>still more books in the series
>>33361842Read to you like a child or like a book club thing?
>>33361856you are reading someone‘s monologue and engaging with it by processing it internally
that is outside input from another person
>>33361835>tfw when no blind gf so I can read for her as she cuddles against me.
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I do hate porn but I don’t watch it or anything similar
Who want me?
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>>33361851Stop watching other couples irl.
Start watching family films.
>>33361858>has never heard of a book club
>>33361860oh yeah I hate that shit
>they try to introduce a new main character absofuckinglutely not, you just lost all my emotional investment
>>33361859They really do be fussing over you like you came from another world huh
So no more meth? Me too, I realized it today when I woke up how shit my brain is working now
>>33361855I'm the other anon who said literary events were female dominated, I'm sure your mileage will vary but I've been to a lot and this is just true.
>>33361864whomstve art thou
>>33361868well, I am paying them to fuss over me because I feel like I come from another world and I just want to feel at least a tony bit normal
nope, no more meth
why? what did your brian do?
Should you stop hooking up with other people if you’re in the “taking stage” with a potential partner?
>>33361816Nah, sloth is lumped with wrath for some reason. Way up there in 5. 2 is lust's never ending storm. Tbh quite peaceful.
>>33361869You mean
>spend all their free time on video games, drugs, porn, betting, gambling and shitposting onlineBut most successful artists and authors are men... Also it takes a lot of time and reading to get good at betting and gambling, there are tons of all kinds of resources available free of charge.
>>33361875Depends on how much you trust the other person. Are they doing the same?
>>33361864You seem pretty normal
>>33361861Either works.
>>33361862I want to hear man-voice.
>>33361873>a tony bit normal Gabagool
>brianTold me that smoking weed is actually good and based because it makes me happy. It doesn’t though. It just covers the depression. I’ve recently started stumbling and taking steps back from the stuff that was helping me be healthier. Like when I woke up this morning, I felt that sensation of “needing stimulus” and my mind went right to weed and I kinda looked at that and went “wtf”
We’ll see how it goes. There’s a lot of other things to fix too
I AM NOT YOUR ROLLING WHEELS I AM THE HIGHWAY
>>33361885Throw on some ASMR.
It’s all free real estate… YT.
>>33361882I get that a lot
>>33361879For both men and women there are a lot more people who don't have interesting hobbies and just go with entertainment, that's just true.
>most successful artists and authors are menI can't really talk for other art forms because I don't follow them as closely, but for literature this has shifted too. There is no young/new male writer with the status of a Philip Roth, Gabriël Garcia Márquez or Ernest Hemingway. A lot of the novels that generate a lot of buzz recently, like Miranda July's On All Fours or Rachel Cusk's Outline-trilogy, are both written by women and mostly enjoyed by women.
And this is sticking to literature, as far as I know there's no literary commercial success by a man that rivals 50 Shades of Grey or the Seven Sister-novels by Lucinda Riley.
>>33361835There are never going to be a lot of women interested in the same kind of literature as men
>>33361850Women buy more paperbacks true, but they also almost exclusively read romance slop which isn't really any better than video games or anime. A disturbing amount of women also read young adult novels for some reason, I don't think I've ever met a guy who still does past like 16. Poetry is today pretty much exclusively female and as a result it's culturally irrelevant, we're not going to get another Kipling until it's okay for men to express themselves via art without a woman having a problem with it.
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>>33361890I'm listening to a guy talk right now, actually.
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>>33361886mh yes, good ole escapism eh
well, I have been rotting like it‘s a competition lately too so I can‘t really be judgy
>>33361854Are you an egirl yourself?
>>33361866Yeah and? So you will talk about a book for 10 mins once a month. How very social!
>>33361869>literary eventsit really depends on what you call a literary event. Women are very into the publisher funded table at a bookstore type of thing, but if George RR Martin attends Comic Con it'll be a 90% male audience and it won't be branded a literary event even though it's pretty much the same thing the Oprah Book Club types do. Men tend to attend events for male oriented things, I know a few mid list author types who used to do the bookstore signings and the like back in the 2000s and 2010s and they overwhelmingly had men attend their stuff because that's who read the type of stuff they write.
>>33361896I should update my poetry list
>>33361897I'm a man and want her to call me daddy, master or sir while I rail her into the mattress.
>>33361896>Poetry is today pretty much exclusively female and as a result it's culturally irrelevantNTA but Louise Glück won the Nobel prize for her poetry only five years ago. I think a lot of people find her poetry quite revolutionary, especially how consistently she stays away from actual narratives, how her poems are all in extremely general terms and yet somehow describe extremely personal human experienecs.
>>33361905>DUDEI’ve missed you a lot. Don’t tell nobody but I always look for you when I come here, I’ve gotten much better at not being a retarded sperg about it though
So sorry if I seem clingy lol
Welp I got the cashier job
>>33361915Congratulations.
>>33361864Wow what a horrible person you are
>>33361909You have a point, but I am less talking about signing sessions and more
>two authors discussing a theme their books have in common with an audience that can ask questions, like half lecture>writers' workshops>poetry slams>reading circles>open mic nights where people can read short bits of prose, do poetry/spoken word>literary festivals that combine music with lectures and spoken word
Men read poetry too but it's not called poetry
>>33361914we could bet on when we will be mean to each other the next time
I give it like six days
>>33361896>a woman having a problem with itYou think women are boycotting or burning poetry and art exhibitions featuring male-made art, or where does this happen?
>>33361915Congratulations on landing it, good job!
>>33361915No shit? Any retard can get that.
I just turned 28
What should should I do for baking a cake for myself, like what kinda of cake and what should go on it?
>>33361922I actually did a lot of self reflection in the wake of what I said. Why I said it, what it meant to me, what it reflected in me. You’re half-joking and it made me smile but I don’t want to do that anymore, you shouldn’t be expected to emotionally regulate me
>>33361929If you're not used to baking I would just go for a lemon cake, quite tasty when done well, doesn't take long, unless you open the oven while it's in or let it burn, you can barely fuck it up.
>>33361929If you can, make a black forest cake, since it is the best cake there is.
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>>33361923damn, someone give me a nu-cock or something
>>33361929Are you a female? Celebrate with your husband and children.
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>>33361915Save some of the pay checks for a rainy day.
>>33361930Japanese death poems by zen monks
>>33361931wanna share your insights?
>>33361939Stop beibg so very unlikable.
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/atoga/, what would you do in this situation?
>>33361938holy shit i'm in the minority for almost everything
>>33361929triple chocolate and some assorted sweets
>>33361948well make your dots and post yours
>>33361946I wouldn't be stupid enough to have a dog, let alone such an incredibly ugly piece of dogshit.
>>33361926I think it’s gonna be nice though. It’s a woman and her son that own the shop and they’re super nice.
>>33361946f, if you have a pet then you have to get insurance for them for exactly this situation
if you can‘t afford to do that or pay cash for bills like this np then you can‘t afford a pet
as shrimple as that
>>33361923>Women read more history than men and equal sci fi
>>33361938>>33361923These can't be real, I was told men were smarter and better read than women
>>33361892Then get a bf it shouldn't be too hard
Pets are a waste of money and resources. I don’t know why people even bother
>>33361946
>>33361862>that is outside input from another personNo. It's really not. There's a significant difference that you aren't realizing. Or possibly intentionally obfuscating in order to argue.
>>33361945When your children get old enough, they will cook you pancakes and bring them to your bed in the morning while singing "happy birthday"
>>33361939>Celebrate with your husband and children.Where do you think we are...
>>33361933I am not very good but I have baked a cake before.
>>33361949>>33361937So chocolate and fruits. Ok. I couldn't come up with that to have.
>>33361959I know you are retarded but the extent of your retardation still floors me
Finally hit a 200k net worth
>>33361938>someone give me a nu-cock What did you mean by this?
>>33361960Why would I ever want to have children? lmao
>>33361962Cherries go great with chocolate in a cake, so if you can't make a full layered black forest cake, that is a good combo.
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>>33361923This chart HAS to be bullshit. At the very least, the fantasy stat has to be skewed because of women reading romance novel with fantasy elements. It could also just be that women are more likely to leave GoodReads reviews.
>>33361943Yeah, I do.
It was a way to get your attention, to feel validation, from you specifically, in my feelings, plus externalizing the locus of control for my series of bad decisions (that I knowingly did).
When I thought about it more, you were the only one who was with me during that time of, quite frankly deep and utter self destruction. I truly went to the bottom and you were the only one that was there, let alone the only one that cared.
I felt very insecure in what I could offer you, as a whole, to other people. I was very insecure of the idea that I could be forgotten when you mean so much to me. Now I realize that A) that won’t happen and B) if it did, the imprint you left on me will never be forgotten. You saved my life and I wouldn’t feel the confidence and capability I have without you.
When you said I was being insincere, that snapped me out of it. You’re right, I made those bad decisions. I sought emotional reciprocity. I sought connection through any means, because being disconnected is/was terrifying.
I’m sorry. I love you and I am a messed up dude, basically. Working on it. I’m moving this coming weekend and I anticipate it’ll help a lot.
I’ve been practicing putting up healthy boundaries with people and it’s helped a lot too, helped me know who I am and what I want out of life.
You unironically mean the world to me and I hope you know that
>>33361946Idk why people expect affordable anything anymore.
>>33361959NTA but I agree. A well-written book is startling and can make you consider things in new ways the exact same way a good conversation can. You are processing it internally but you are absolutely enjoying the fruits of another mind so outside input you process internally.
>>33361969apparently I am male according to this chart, so where is my artificial cock
>>33361972Not the anon who posted those and I don't rule out that women leave more reviews, but it does match my real life experiences. One of my friends from high school got really competitive with her e-reader and once finished 300 books in a year. And yeah I know she was not bullshitting because she would mention all the titles and if I knew one we'd discuss it in-depth right away. And she read lots of scifi and fantasy too.
In general I have just known many more women that straight up enjoyed reading and thought of it as relaxing and fun, even if they read non-fiction or more "literary" novels.
*silently closes the girlslop depression book i'm reading*
>>33361919I'm trying to phrase this in a way that isn't "women bad" because that's not what I mean, but it would be very difficult for most male writers to engage in that kind of thing. Men's fiction and genre fiction is much more likely to contain objectionable language, themes, and actions, glancing over at my shelf of military sci-fi books I don't think there's any one of them I could read from at a gathering like you're discussing and get a positive response, it's not even particularly edgy stuff either, it's just a lot of it is not HR approved for lack of a better term the way most women's fiction is. To the extent I've known men to share and critique each other's work it's always very low key and very private, usually personal correspondence or at best a private chat server of some sort that's invite only.
>>33361962>Where do you think we are...You are 28 already. Aren't your friends married?
>>33361986> artificial> sees nothingJK Potters
>>33361973I am well aware that I can be a piece of shit, cruel and a total cunt but it was pretty upsetting to have things that were said and done in good faith twisted to such a degree
it‘s no big deal though, I know that mode where you just need someone to blame because you get too exhausted from blaming yourself and cracking under the burden of it all and you need a moment to catch your breath and direct the frustration outwards
I‘m glad you can move and that you set your boundaries on the house, pretty damn proud of you and I hope it brings some peace into your life
and yeah, here we are, so I guess we both did leave a mark
>>33361985>Friends I only have one that is in a relationship of the few friends I have.
>>33361986*whirring sound starts*
>>33361984Anon you are severely underestimating both how explicit female writers can get and how much real readers have seen it all. Women usually also start with the male classics. I'd read Bukowski with all his ranting and Hemingway with all the military sadness and Philip Roth's compulsive masturbation before I turned twenty.
The grossest novel I ever attempted reading was Wetlands by Charlotte Roche, by the way.
>>33361990There’s a part of me that’s terrified of feeling like I’m special to you, and I’m not sure why. It’s very hard to hold onto and feel. It really breaks my heart that I did what I did, like even writing this I can feel myself wanting to cry lol. You can be those things, but you are still you. Do you think I’m taking it too seriously?
>>33361995nta but oh god I remember the wetlands one
>>33361998I wanted to somewhat like it so badly because I did agree with the general message that society was getting kind of weird about the reality of bodies and somehow sexy was looking more sterile. But after like fifty pages filled with almost textured descriptions of sloppy shaving, hemerrhoids, eating your own bodily fluids and what not I had to tap out. One of the only books I could actually not combine with eating in any way.
>>33361965>>33361975Yes. It's "outside input" but it's not "engaging with others" as previously said.
Reading words written by an author for anyone isn't the same as having a pen pal, which isn't the same as an online friend, which isn't the same as an irl friend.
If a book is your idea of the pinnacle of human interaction, isolation has warped you and you really need to raise the bar.
>>33361991Are your friends all ugly? Most attractive girls have 1 child by 25 already.
>>33361992Hey, don't immitatw my dick sounds! >:(
Girls messages you about a work thing during the weekend at 11 PM and asks for help. Weird, yes or no?
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I wish Daisy would come to one of my parties
>>33362007Daisy Dukes was really hot.
>>33362009If you want to find out more, there's a movie, the trailer's on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdfL_MvOT8U
Imagine all that but written out in all possible detail.
>>33362009What did you not get from that super fucking simple sentence?
>>33362012Read your other post after I asked, not clickin, Im havin lunch
>>33361997I think the part of you that‘s terrified is the part of you that knows that I am aware how powerful it is to make someone feel special and also how to make someone feel special, so there is a tiny voice in the back of your head that tells you that maybe it‘s all a game and just manipulation, all fake just for me to harvest validation and exert control, and that voice might tell you to not fall for the trap and to not let it get to you by mistaking it for something real. I can‘t blame you, and frankly, I have that little voice in my head too. Sometimes I wonder if I manipulated you, you manipulated me, we manipulated each other or nobody manipulated anyone. The truth is probably that it‘s a bit of everything. I think that we both aren‘t dumb, we know how to get to people and I think this knowledge has become second nature to us to such a degree that it‘s almost impossible to not apply it at all. But I don‘t think either of us ever used it with malicious intent or that it means it was all fake. We‘re just both rather chaotic, but ironically maybe that chaos breeds more real things than trying ever could.
>too seriouslyYes and no. It‘s not just a game, but it‘s also not that serious. It might do you good to let go if trying to understand or control it a little.
>>33361995Women tend to get explicit with sexual details or details about bodies, which is taboo to discuss openly but it's not really morally objectionable. A friend of mine had a book he wrote where one of the POV characters was a racist sheriff's deputy, I really doubt you could read his scenes to a group of women in a writer's workshop without someone freaking out on you.
>women usually also start with male classicsI think you're in a much higher class of women than I usually end up talking to lol.
>>33361973>>33361990Ok, how did you guys meet and why do you only have conversations through here and gioyc?
>>33362009>>33362012Just checked it out and it was not as explicit as I remembered. The shortest summary is the novel revolves around a teenage girl who is mourning her parents' divorce and uses sex to soothe and distract herself. But the author really wanted to make a case for women being physical and not necessarily neat or ladylike people so the main character is really fascinated with smelling and tasting herself - snot, vaginal fluid, dead skin flakes, you name it. Also lots of graphic descriptions of how she ended up having hemmerrhoids from shaving roughly, but continues to have anal sex anyway. Well you get the idea, it's just all out with everything that could possibly gross a person out. That's the point but it doesn't make for a fun read still.
>>33362005I would treat it like a favor. I would be pissed if she basically wanted me to do it for her rather than being taught how
>>33362015Sorry only seeing this now. Definitely don't read the update. Sorry about your lunch.
>>33362000yeah, it was cathartic at first but then it quickly started to just feel trashy and forced
My friend and I rented an Airbnb, and it was a shitty camper with bugs everywhere, when the toilet was flushed after peeing the toilet leaked all over the floor it didn't overflow and the septic tank also leaked on the outside. We were able to cancel and get our money back and now they requested $150 for the plumber but it's not our fault that their camper sewage system doesn't work. They had warnings about the toilet, so it's something that they knew was an issue.
She should never have been renting the camper because it isn't suitable for occupation.
Now she left a review and I cannot see it until I leave a review.
>>33361973Nta
Really, honestly wish you would stop spamming this thread.
>I love youNo you don't, you don't even know what real love means. You are genuinely very mentally ill.
>>33362025Na it wasnt that bad i bet the actual book might be.
I am actually on the fence about having a second english muffin
>>33362016Gosh you’re beautiful
Yeah, that tracks. It feels like “love at any cost”, that part of me that’s afraid.
> But I don‘t think either of us ever used it with malicious intent or that it means it was all fakeI agree. I want to unpack, for myself, why I feel so strongly. It’s so weird to me that I’d violate all of my personal rules for you, like my name. It just feels right though.
> It might do you good to let go if trying to understand or control it a little.You mentioned this yesterday or a few days ago and I was quite out of it. What do you think this would do? Understanding has always been my panacea.
>>33362028Wait, why are you pissed at them?
Their gay dialogue reads almost verbatim like some old conversations I've had with an I guess partner? It's just weirding me out a lot.
>>33362005If I'm not fucking her, I won't help.
>>33362005Why are you reachable at 11 pm on a weekend?
>>33362019>morally objectionableFlannery O'Connoll is one of the writers I found most effective at portraying just how much people can use and abuse one another, both to the point of real violence or just through psychological betrayal.
Alice Munro has a few great stories about people utterly failing morally, which is only more disturbing because she makes it incredibly believable too. From the top of my head I remember "Child's Play" about two older children drowning a mentally retarded kid together and never telling anyone; "Dimensions" about a woman hung up on her psychotic ex-husband who murdered their three children in a fit of rage; lots of stories feature infidelity and betrayals of personal trust.
Racism would only be considered controversial if it seems like the novel revels in it - not a character being racist. Look at how much of a classic To Kill a Mockingbird is. Also Edouard Louis is hugely popular and he writes a lot about both class discrimination and racism, and he is mostly embraced by women from what I see (maybe because he is so openly gay?).
I was specifically talking about serious writers, of course most women have not read a lot or any classics, but if you go to events you are already looking at the fanatics and those are often people that have always loved reading and were eager to explore writers that were considered good.
I was reminded of his face and almost just broke down crying. Rest in peace, my angel.
>>33361576Because that's the only guy who paid you any attention?
>>33362034Because I am very sure it is the two retards that go on endless reply chains through every second thread, but they never mean anything and just annoy the shit out of me.
Feel free to think of me as an asshole, but that's just hoe I feel.
>>33362029Okay that's good. English muffins are always good.
You are right it was definitely the level of detail and she just had a gift for bringing it to life.
>>33362026>trashy and forcedAgreed. I also remember there was so much controversy about it when it came out and she could've avoided that if she had taken longer to incorporate this element organically, it still would've had a lot of impact if she had chosen the scene well I'm sure.
>simp gets dumped
>"omgzzz princess yes i understand u iz soo special pls fuck many BBCs ok? i wish u all da best with new dicks while i cry myself to sleep"
Kek.
>>33362040I'm just curious and decided to ask. Sheesh. I get what you mean though, and they don't answer anything from anyone else. It looks suspicious
I'm feeling like I love life again but goddamn would it all be just a tad bit better if I had somebody to share it with. Romantic loneliness will be the death of me
>>33362037>talking about serious writersMeant to say *readers obviously, some were writers but definitely not all.
>>33361701NAG. I went outside today. I saw a black man with a red beard.
Femanons are you into human males?
>>33361765Post pic of rip.
>>33362049Human males are even my favorite males.
>>33362036We went on a date like 8 months ago and stopped talking soon after. I'm chronically online at night.
>>33362044>I'm just curious and decided to ask. Sheesh.That wasn't so much directed at you, as it was to them, actually.
Because when you call them out for their retarded spam, they always get super defensive.
>>33362054To only communicate in generals looks like there's infidelity involved
>>33362033I am cautious of always trying to understand because I have wasted lots of time trying to understand things just to come to the conclusion that there was no need to understand because the point was to simply experience.
>>33361957It’s quite hard I’m too boring for guys I think. Plain looks plain personality
And I thought I was yours, forever
>>33362055I don't care about the details, but being exposed to braindead and pretentious emo shit like
>>33362060 is more offenwive than having to read qt's word diarrhea.
>>33362061How many have you asked out? You could get on Tinder or literally go outside and ask out the first guy below 6ft that's walking alone and get a bf. You simply don't want one, you stupid cunt.
>>33362060That’s nice. I can use that, thank you for this
I will not kill my baby momma
>>33362064I just don't know why you would want to have all your business aired out in front of people like that
this is probably rather pathetic or too much info but here goes
Nothingburger story
>be me, in somewhat crowded train
>always standing to the left of the exit doors
>am tall boi, so always stay in a way that theres no space infront of me, but you just have to stand behind or to the right of me
>i like my personalspace.com
>next station
>many people enter, they move behind like usual but
>a rather bottomheavy, small woman maybe 25, just had to position herself infront of me
>think “bruh cmon this cant be real, meh whatever”
>effectively have to take small step back and turn head otherway
>suddenly get a whiff of her smell, she smells pleasant but her artificial deo/perfume or whatever smells rather bad
>my brainwaves spazz completely out
>still, instantly erected down below, pulse increased, my chest beating and im getting hot already
>now is the time I glance at her face via the reflection of train door-window
>shes ugly 4.25/10 and has too much makeup, no breasts, so I check her backside again (her massive behind is right infront of me and im not even an ass guy)
>now I can actually feel her body radiating heat and a slight feeling of her lust for me
>think “well b4 I make any stupid moves, I should check if shes got any rings”
>and indeed, I notice how shes fidgeting nervously a ring on her left(?) hand I think it was
>next station she exits
>im just standing there contemplating what the F just happened
Anonettes, explain her behavior like im 10 years old? was she already taken?
Also, how do I signalize to a female that iam interested in, that I would like her to approach me? (i think women feel that im not approachable and I never go first)
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33362071They are probably too indecisive to just use discord.
And surely like the attention whoring.
>>33362061>I’m too boringAny reason in general you think this? Maybe you've just been unlucky
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>>33362067Or maybe I was mistaken
>>33361864Honestly most of the list can be datable some parts are even something I would seek out from a woman.
Why do I feel shitty about dumping the girl who cheated on me?
She crossed a boundary that ended it.
>>33362073There is nothing to explain.
She did absolutely nothing.
You are severely mentally ill.
>>33362061Just go with the flow and be as retarded as possible to be entertaining. People like spontaneity.
>>33362064>>33362071>yours forever, blah blahBarf. This is giving me the psychological bends. It's so goddamn similar in both the context and writing styles. Are we all really just copypasted versions of other people?
It's funny, because it reminds me of reading male written smut, and how men flirt, the very specific and eerily similar ways you see a compliment given towards yourself, how they discuss it online, etc. And all rook same.
>>33361576That's loneliness for you ig
I also missed a girl who treated me like ass years ago
Tell your brain to stop being stoopid
>>33362083Do you actually feel angry with her? If not, that's probably why. Some people in general can't access their anger well. For others it is a protective habit to not show/feel it right away and it might come later.
Rationally knowing she crossed a boundary and you no longer want to be with her, impacts your decision and actions. But you are asking about your feelings and it is still possible to feel sorry for her or sorry to see the relationship end. Because emotions are not (necessarily) rational, they're just there. If you allow them to be they will also go away more quickly and with less issues, don't fight them, you just feel the way you do and there's no right or wrong there.
>>33362087I thought about it being one schizo talking to him/herself.
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
>>33362069How is it cope when I'm saying that short guys are alone? Do you understand the words you're using, dumb Gen Alphatard? Are you being litty again and aura farming?
>>33362084how am i at fault if shes the one to invade my personalspace. obtruding me
this is unusual from where im from, think finland.
>mentally illok doctor chud, whats your diagnosis then
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i hate antidepressants theyre such a scam
>>33362020Being able to meet someone 5 minutes ago and roleplay like you've been lovers for 5 years is probably minimum social skills required to get a girlfriend in 2025.
And yeah it's insane. You probably have to be insane, too.
>>33362078Boring people are unlucky
>>33362083I didn't tell my person to leave in my situation. I think it's prolonging the inevitable and there's a high likelihood that it's still happening. I'm eating cope by the foot.
Maybe you feel shitty because you have hope that there would be change, that she'd be different or come back to herself?
>>33362089 No I don't feel anger, I feel betrayed and humiliated.
I think you're right, I do feel sorry for her.
>>33362092Because you're fat?
>>33362082Like what?
>>33362085I’m not spontaneous
>>33362095Yeah, agreed with that. I took all the useless pills in the world and all I have to show for it is lingering brain zaps sometimes when I wake up tired.
Kaczynski was right. You can't whitewash the nightmare of modern life with some chemical pills.
>>33362091You know, that's a potential I didn't even think about. You've added to my schizo crime pin board of this mystery.
>>33362095What are you depressed about
>>33361550 (OP)Are all tampons the same, or are they the budget and premium tampons?
Is there really any difference?
I HAVE PROOF MY PROFESSOR IS A GAY WHITE NATIONAL SOCIALIST
>>33362100She basically said that she is putting a stop to it, but I am ignoring her texts because I don't think that I owe her a second chance.
Idk about your situation, our relationship did not last long, basically the first chance she got she did it.
>>33362103Yeah I deserved that
Why do fat women make excuses for losing weight?
>>33362111His name is Greg?
>>33362115They're apparently all on diets also.
>>33362112The first party we went to together she cheated on me with her friend who she told me had offered to have sex with her but she told me she said no because he is polyamorous.
And every time I hungout with friends she would accuse me of cheating on her.
>>33362110Yeah, some are made to remain together and expand within there to hold the flow. Made from different materials, different applicators, etc.
>>33362112I'm sorry, anon. I know that's rough, but you probably did the right thing in your case. And you don't owe her shit, not when she betrayed you at first opportunity like that. You're gonna feel it for a while, but it'll be okay.
>>33362114u having a laugh, mate?
>>33362039Yea but. Does that mean I’m an attention whore?
>>33362088How do I tell my brain to do that?
>>33362101excuse me sir what are you plapping me
>>33362114Funny lookin maybe.
>>33362094>whats your diagnosis thenMental illness.
And when I'm in the confines, of crawling walls. You hold me in place.
>>33362132Good girls can have a little plap
>>33362095They're not a scam lovely, but they work differently for different people so maybe yours just need some adjustment from a clinician
>>33361860I read a book once where the main character woke up as a ghost in his own grave and the whole book was about his ghost trying to solve his own murder.
>>33362114What the fuck is so fucking funny about me??
>>33362099>Boring people are unluckyI don't think that's how it works. But idk i have shit luck in everything the past few years. Also why do you think you're boring in the first place?
>>33362104Acne scars and stuff like that I can't even notice that well on most people, same with stretchmarks. Stuff like fujo or something in the past even being cringe in general in the past, those are relatable and interesting. Some of the things in that list are just unconventional or socially stunted which aren't even really a hangup for me, I feel like other people could be ok with that. Hell unconventional looks are even looked for by a lot of guys I've been friends with.
>>33362139Swipe only on flat girls in dating apps
Women, linus with or without a beard?
>>33362095Mine work pretty well. They're SNRIs though
>>33362131*sips tea* seethe
>>33362127>How do I tell my brain to do that?I'll get back to you on that
Idk remind yourself that the guy is an asshole and you're only wistful because you're a bit lonely or whatever and it's human nature, but it's in your best interests to move on
>>33362132Your cute face gets forced into the cushion, your tits groped and your ass pounded.
>>33362139Itty bitty titty convention
>>33362120lol every obese woman I saw on tinder had "works out: every day" in their profile
>>33362154Without the faggy earrings
U focken takin tha piss mate?!?
>>33362158Sir, it is almost 2pm
Pretty sure being fat will soon become a status symbol of the middle class again.
>>33362155There's lots of different kinds
I've been on SSRIs and SNRIs which honestly just made me worse
The ones I'm prescribed now that I'm supposed to take is tetracyclic, it does keep the worst of the lows at bay desu
>>33360750 #
Anisa Jomha was gold in LoL.
People think she's just a titty streamer, but she's a real deal gamer.
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Femanons
>>33362005I only do work things during work hours. Your work thing can wait until Monday.
>>33362170Another L for boob autist
>>33362167Nah, it's mostly the poors that get overloaded with processed foods more than normal. Middle class people will have more variation
Where is Monsieur L'Oeuf, the Makima poster? I wanted to wish him a happy day of Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité.
>>33362092I don't smell THAT bad.
>>33362166It's always o'fuck o'clock in my house.
What are you currently reading anons?
Chad brother spends a night with his femcel sister in this old novel...
Why is my body so bad at storing fat?
>>33362178You have to do the Egg Dance to summon him
>>33362178Fuck that French nigga t bh
>>33362095How so? They've helped me in the past.
attention
I L O V E pisces sun (and aquarius moon) women. dont stop yapping, never shut up.
thank you for your attention
>>33362182Eat fuckloads of sugar
>>33362154Oh shit. Is that my looksmatch?
>>33362183He's probably off watching fireworks and drinking wine with his friends instead of wasting his holiday with us autists
>>33362182the trick to being fat is to train your brain to use the dopamine from eating as your main coping strategy
>inb4 I hate eating, it gives me no dopamine skill issue
>>33362147I don’t do crazy or interesting things
>>33362148What does unconventional looks mean to them?
>>33362127>Yea but. Does that mean I’m an attention whore?I guess so. If that's how you want to think about it.
>>33362186No, I'd never ponder that state again.
>>33362192>https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/
>>33362144>They're not a scamThat's rich, coming from qt.
>>33362192Your looksmatch is unironically more attractive. I'm saying that as a woman, not an ego feeding or ulterior motive thing.
Femanons, would you take a creampie from Hasan Piker?
>>33361576Why don't you miss me instead
>>33362198Oh. Is Charles actually going to be in the next hunger games?
>>33362202No. I'd put him in concrete with an airhole and enough room to poop, then leave.
Malenons, would you creampie AIKA
>>33362202No I only fuck white men
>>33362202He's an npc, I look down on anyone that takes him seriously
>>33362206Who?
>>33362207He has white privilege.
>>33362202idk who that is but no
>>33362199These look like real people. None of them is attractive.
>>33362206A kia? Sorry, not into cars especially shit ones that can be stolen with a key from any other kia
>>33362213Look him up, you'll change your tune
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Women have you studied your nutsack theory?
>>33362214They all look painfully average
>>33362200I was a lunatic before the meds too
Also reminder that I don't take them anymore
>>33362196What stuff do you do? Any hobbies and stuff? Maybe you just think its uninteresting to others
>>33362218>this delusional faggot thinking height and a nice face supercedes arrogance, being a manslut, fucking trannies, and having shit political takes
>>33362226No just don’t want an STD
Any anons ever see a girl get her earring ripped out during a fight?
>>33362202No bid you know he rejected jadeyanh and now she's fucking bbno$
>>33362196To my friends or to women?
When I say unconventional I generally mean not what their parents or peers expect/value in the quickest way I can explain. Lot of guys I know are into fat and chubby women, one of them is just full on into butch lesbian looking women. Not that they ever get their type, basically isn't much of their decision. Men will settle a lot in terms of looks if a woman is just there at least.
>>33362218ok, I did and he looks like every other homosexual insta slut
pass
Femanon can i try this on you?
>>33362206(I know who you actually mean but) I'd creampie Agent Aika
>>33362231I've seen one get ripped during karate
>>33362231Most retarded fetishpost I had the displeasure of reading all month.
>>33362225I have on multiple separate occasions seen you express the same sentiment as anon above; that antidepressants are a scam.
>>33362239...is that a challenge?
>>33362206not a man but even i know who aika is. why so many normalniggers here
>>33362237>I'd creampie Agent AikaThat's the redhead with glasses, right?
>>33362231No, what the hell? I never want to see that or be in a situation where that's enabled to happen
>>33362045>I love life againCongrats anon
I presume the rest will fall into place if you can retain that feeling
>>33362206Dont want an STD
>>33362248Nope Aika is the mommy at the front
Though I would also creampie Maypia who's the literal red haired one right on the left
>>33362255>what the hell?WHAT THE HELLY
>>33362237That series changed a lot of my preferences. God I love seeing more leg wherever possible. Blitz tactics was almost as good
>>33362232>jadeyanhIs that the girl who talks about watching BBC gangbang porn?
>>33362222I think I'm just going to retreat into my own ai generated bubble where all the fictional people are attractive.
>>33362259Is this a zoomer thing
>>33362240>that antidepressants are a scamI'm bi-winning, don't take what I say as gospel
>>33362204>the next hunger games?Pretty sure they're on a prequel streak rn because of the acting quarrels. I think he should be a zombie extra in something. Do the whole break-window-entry-clamber and just "What's up chat."
>>33362259>WHAT THE HELLY
spoil
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Women do you spoil your bfs?
>>33362232>jadeyanhA beacon of impeccable mental health
I want a gf to eat dinner with. We just sit at the table at home at night and eat dinner together. Maybe some shit we got maybe we made it ourselves. But we just eat it together and talk.
>>33362237The gold delmos
All of them
>>33362229I mean, he's not wanting for attention from women. So it technically does.
>>33362258>mommyShe doesn't look a day over 21.
>>33362262Don't remember but I wouldn't put it past her
>>33362264>bi-winningmaybe it is time for (you) to go out and touch some grass anon? you wasted so much time on the net
no front
I'm not a manwhore but I've risked an STD once or twice, when did people here get so goddamn prudish?
>>33362276That's just what all anime characters look like
>>33362264>don't take what I say as gospelI don't. During my time on atoga I've learned you're full of shit.
>>33362275Eh, you're right. I've always sat guys like that in the avoid at all costs corner.
>>33362268I would. Snuggles are great.
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>>33362261>>33362272Men of culture in the chat...
Yeah it has some great panties I mean plot
Do you need a beard to be attractive as a bald man?
>>33362268i want to cook all sorts of food for a boyfriend
>>33362236No watermellon.
I'll squish it with my legs.
Mercy.
>>33362232>jadeyanhHapa girls are so hot it's unreal.
>>33362289I want my girlfriend to eat the food I cook for us.
>>33362286>British SAMs couldn't shoot down a helicopter
>>33362287Statham seemed to do fine without one
>>33362298True. I needed inspo since I think I’m gonna shave my head
both genders, would you ever go on a tv show like Maury or Dr Phil?
i want to both be a girlfriend that cooks and cleans for a big boyfriend and also have a good job. is that bad?
>>33362302No.
Captcha: gogym
>>33362302F, yes, I don't think it would have helped but the whole world deserved to see how shitty my ex was
>>33362302M
No, I am middle class
>>33362302M
As a viewer maybe.
But I don't plan on revisiting the US again anytime soon and nobody else has talkshows that crazy.
>>33362276What kind of 21yos are you meeting breh??
>>33362279I walked through the park and a dog barked at me
I went to the supermarket but the milk carton broke on the way home so I had to get another from the local store
I went to read a book in the garden but it started raining
Also after asking my gf all day if she wanted to meet up, she was like "was gonna mention going for a drink then i looked at my bank haha", I offered to get for her and messaged more but she hasn't replied the past 4 hours (says she's active on WhatsApp >_>)
How has your day been
>>33362302M
Would really depend, if I was in a Maury situation and sure I wasn't the dad then yeah why not go humiliate the woman and get paid for it. Dr. Phil I don't know if I'd bother with, admittedly I haven't watched a ton of both shows, but Maury seems like there's some logic to it while Phil seems like any kind of crazy shit could happen, like you could go on there to talk about your relationship and then get ambushed by a midget dressed like your ex or something.
Women, have you fallen victim to this?
>>33362301Buzzed but not bald + short beard seems to do well with women too
>>33362313Buzzed could work. My beard isn’t great, a lot of neck, but I like the idea of a buzz cut
>>33362303Sounds good. But burn out core.
>>33362302As white trash, if I got paid, yes
>>33362303No that's literally the dream for most guys
Personally I would want something more equal though
>>33362312It's amazing how much effort people put into misogynistic memes like this
>>33362315Not related to anything at all or that anon, but I like you. I didn't at first, but you've grown on me in a dysfunctionally relatable way.
>>33362310What kind of mommies are YOU meeting?
There's this tune I found, and it makes me think of you somehow
>>33362261Must've been such an experience to watch these ecchi shows on VHS back in the pre-internet days...
Back when thinly-veiled porn was an art form
Women when was the last time you cried?
>>33362331when watching lost, when charlie dies
>>33362324I chatted to one for a while at the supermarket today (but she was more thicc)
>>33362328Cause she's sweet and cute and I love talking to her
>>33362329And I play it on repeat till I fall asleep
>>33362312No, I can't afford tattoos and they'd never look good on me.
>>33362336NTA
I cried real bitch ass tears at th ending...
>>33362331>>33362335>>33362338Should've included "why" as well
>>33362336>LostI prefer flight 29 down
>>33362280>I'm not a manwhore but I've risked an STD once or twiceYou do you bro and have fun but that does sound like an oxymoron bro
>I'm not a foodie but I risked getting food poisoning a couple of times just to eat some good shit
>>33362302>both genders, would you ever go on a tv show like Maury or Dr Phil?No, Maury and Phil are both hacks and scam people, the show is basically entertainment for people
>>33362340I've dreamt about you nearly every night this week
>>33362344I failed I’m a failure
>>33362344dont tell me what to ask
>>33362353What did you fail at, why do you think that
>>33362352How many secrets can you keep
>>33362344Life in shambles, unequal terms in the background, being unable to deal with things very well, watching someone else self destruct and unable to do anything, self destructing and not able to get relief. The usual.
You?
>>33362348wotntarnation
>>33362359there there
>>33362336>when watching lost, when charlie diesHe shouldn't have gotten lost then
>>33362348These niggas would've never survived that crash
>>33362353You're not a failure hun
You're a human bean
Just burped really loud in class.
omg I forgot to brush my teeth earlier, I'm a caveman
>>33362362Do I wanna know, if this feeling flows both ways?
>>33362374Did you say excuse me
>>33362302>MauryWas this the guy that Joker shot?
>>33362282Full of shitposts I am
>>33362358Because hearing from her and taking to her brightens my day and she's interested in what I have to say
French femanons, were you tits out for Bastille Day?
>>33362348There was a kids lost?
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Femanons, would you give up your career/dreams if you 100% knew a man could take of you for your life?
As a romance writer, this is my dream once I make 500k a year from writing. It's not that I hate career driven women, it's just that I want to travel the world and have lot's of fun misadventures together with someone, and her building a career is going to make that hard.
I don't want kids or a SAHP either, it's just I like spoiling women so much
>>33362384Forget the tits why is there a guy with no pants on the bottom right
>>33362331Yesterday. We were at a bbq and I starting feeling unwell so we left early and I threw up on the way home. I've never thrown up in front of my bf like that before, I was really embarrassed and ashamed of myself
>>33362386No. I'll keep making money to do with as I please. No man wants my undivided attention that badly. Mostly because they can't handle it, but also because they don't value it.
>>33362386Yea but he has to be perfect
>>33362391What did you both eat?
>>33362389Sometimes you gotta rock out with your cock out.
Women how/where would you like a bf to propose?
>>33362383What are you interested in?
>>33362386>Femanons, would you give up your career/dreams if you 100% knew a man could take of you for your life?No i dont want to be a trophy wife. I go to school for a reason.
>>33362181Reading update, femcel gets brootally mogged by Stacy...
>>33362386>lot's of funYou'd better improve your grammar if you want to make half a mil
>>33362391You can't help being sick anon! Hope you're feeling better now
>>33362389I believe it may be a joke, a play on words?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sans-culottes
>>33362389NTA but they weren't called sans culottes for nothing
>>33362396He was fine, it wasn't the food. Idk what my problem was, maybe nerves plus alcohol plus the heat, and then being in the car made it worse
>>33362394What do you actually do for a living rule breaka? Out of curiosity. You certainly seem to have a lot of time on your hands, what with child also...
>>33362406>nerves plus alcohol plus the heat, and then being in the car made it worseThat probably did it, but you don't need an excuse to be ill anon. If you're ill your ill. I'd like to think your bf just wanted to make sure you were and are alright
>>33362409I've said it like 15x now. But my circumstances have also changed and you also didn't ask about that either. So this is your information limbo.
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Women if you're dating a guy, do you think about his balls?
>>33362177Can confirm as a poor -- when I was working I was buying a lot more lean and healthy foods, but they were more expensive, and my housemates like a lot of fatty and processed crap. I expect it's a poor (no pun intended) habit that's passed down generationally, where healthy food simply isn't prioritised
>>33362405Are you dating?
Women, why are you so nice to men when we don't even deserve it? History is the story of men failing to do anything to earn women's approval, yet you continue to forgive us and even show us the tender mercies that our nature craves yet fails ever to repay. Why?
Women would you date a man who's gone partially deaf from firing fully powered battle rifles indoors frequently?
>>33362420I thought you loved me
>>33362426I’m desperate for love
>>33362428Some women might be ok with having sonebody so incrreibly low IQ.
>>33362432You should love my dick.
>>33362202what is his body count
>>33362413That's a lot of words to say you're on welfare jk
Having dinner now but ttyl babez
i dont wanna get older :(
>>33362439You gon get wrinkly and yo titties gon sag bitch!
>>33362426I’m nice, but I don’t want you in my life
>>33362439Get an older daddy that treats you like his little princess.
>>33362349Manwhores sleep around anon, I'm veri particular with my standards. Plus STDs are pretty irrelevant and can be treated
>>33362440SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>33362386No. I’m too ambitious and would never give up my freedom for a man
>>33362446You gon get cellulite n gray hair n dat shiet Gon look wack!
i wanna cry i dont want to turn 21, im still unhappy about turning 20. I dont like this please make it stop i dont want this
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Where the blonde hoes at? I need one right now
>>33362451I'm average, hot enough to sleep around, too ugly to get a gf
>>33362436Why? So you both just talk about her?
>>33362202How big is his dick?
Women if you came home and your husband had several crates of dynamite in the house, and whenever you asked for an explanation he simply stated "don't worry honey just ignore them, I'll get rid of them tomorrow."
>>33362454Why waste your youth worrying? Dumbass. Don’t worry, be happy
Men: I don't understand how to follow instructions. How can I learn to do better? Should my boyfriend be teaching me how to follow instructions?
>>33362439Past a certain age, no one does.
>>33362463>retardanon too retarded to ask a question
>>33362458No we talk about each other. I'd date her if I could and I think she'd be willing to give me a chance but unfortunately that is not possible.
I don’t wanna nap, I wanna stay awake, I miss the day time, I hate being awake all night
>>33362463>>33362469Oh yeah oops I kinda left halfway through and half assed finished it. Anyways what would you do in this scenario.
>>33362454>this please make it stopDark.
>>33362465IM NOT HAPPY I DONT WANT TO GET OLDER
in only a couple years no man will ever want me. Nobody will think im pretty.
>>33362471Don't nap. Go to bed early. Wake up early. It will take a few days at least, to get used to.
>>33362426I have to destroy your hatred so loudly with love and acceptance that you dissolve into something better or kill yourself through me.
>>33362464Not by my own volition. You know I'd always be by your side if I could help it.
>>33362475The problem is I have a night job. I need to get something else
>>33362471I woke up at about 7pm yesterday and haven't slept since. Not tired yet. I think I'm adjusting to this whole schedule.
>>33362467>I don't understand how to follow instructionsHow is this possible? Just do the thing.
>>33362454Midvoyage... to the wall.
>>33362474Why don't you reply to actual advice you're getting?
You just scream around like a little brat.
>>33362482When my bf says to do a thing, I do the opposite. Something something oppositional defiant something.
>>33362486Don't jump off a 30 story building.
>>33362486NTA
So you are just an edgy little emo boy trapped in an adult woman's body.
>>33362486So you do understand, you're just a nigger about it?
>>33362411Thanks anon, he was very patient with me and kind. I just hate feeling so undignified but I guess it happens to everyone
>>33362477Distance mostly. And honestly I don't even know if she'd say yes.
>>33362463*types into his phone's search: how to dispose of dynamite safely, dynamite safety, dynamite conditions storage, dynamite fun, dynamite explosion, black dynamite movie, black dynamite animated series*
>>33362495Unfortunately not running out of time of being an annoying little shit on atoga.
Women would you like a very patient and kind bf?
>>33362497My cock is a pretty nice dude
>>33362495This girl won't wait for the out of time, out of time man
Why can't black girls be real
Why do people tell me to go to a library to meet people there were no cute women there
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>It's fucking insulting tο hear that someone likes you but they don't want to suck your dick. Like obviously you don't like me that much or else you'd get me off.
>>33362504Bitch ain't even black
>>33362496Why would she say no?
>>33362479>The problem is I have a night job.That's different then. Short finding a new job, only alternative is to sleep your eight hours during the afternoon/evening before your shift and then be awake during the day before noon after your shift. Or the opposite, spend your free time before your shift and end your day with your work shift. Maybe you could do polyphasic sleep where you sleep four hours in the evening and for hours in the morning, and you'll have waking free time during the day.
There are many options after all.
>>33362504I dont get how people can be racist
I'm hung over.
Kinda hungry, but somehow not.
Should I still eat something?
>>33362507As always I can't tell whether this is real, femcel falseflag, or some "randomized male take" AI prompt
>>33362484>just scream around like a little brat.What does that tell you about her?
>>33362444>Manwhores sleep around anonYou said you're not one though
>>33362501Every girl needs one, they are very helpful when you are leaning outside the car throwing up on the sidewalk
>>33362516Same, tfw no Nubian wife
>>33362521Absolutely fucking repulsive, the fuck is wrong with you.
>>33362515I definitely prefer to do the opposite and work at the end of my day if possible but it’s not easy on my body. Once I’m in a better spot, I’ll look for another job
>>33362517Drink plenty of water and eat some pickles.
>>33362510Would I come all this way and do all I've done for you just to lie to you
>>33362520She's mentally ill and needs to get dicked down to be put into her place.
>>33362522I don't sleep around. Every one night stand I have is just a failed attempt at a long term relationship, I'm not a whore.
>>33362507sorry wrong image
>>33362530>picklesFunny you mention that, I just thought about them 10 minutes ago. lol
I think I'm going to make some sausages.
>>33362493Ja happens to the best of us pookie
>>33362479Night jobs are for us weirdo losers and druggies, switch to something daytime if you wanna normiemaxx
>>33362529>Once I’m in a better spot, I’ll look for another jobPressing X on this one.
>>33362517Nursery tea and toast with butter cut into fingers. It cures everything
>>33362525Wtf is wrong with you? Those are universal antinausea herbs.
Or I suppose you could brush your teeth if you're really ickd. (Assuming you have mint paste]
Hi, /atoga/. It's been a while. I went out into the real world and got a gf, did the whole sex thing (turns out that she's kinky), enjoyed it... and then she suddenly got religious. She got baptized into the Catholic church, and now that she goes to confession once a week she's cut me off from sex until I marry her. Not that we don't still have sex—once she gets horny, she still wants it, but that's a lot less often than I'd like, and usually it consists of my giving her a good fingering and her not bothering to reciprocate once. We've gone from crazy, kinky sex with her showing up at my door wearing nothing but an overcoat and doing anything and everything I wanted to me being effectively cut off.
Should I bother continuing, or should I end it? She doesn't want to break up and has made that very, very clear, crying every time she thinks I might have thoughts about breaking up.
>>33362512I dunno maybe she thinks I'm a dork. Or that I'm too young. Or a million other things.
>>33362533>She's mentally illSo are you, apparently.
Hello atoga
Woke up today, walked my dog.
Then some black lady near my place seemed lost and i helped her with directions.
Then i went to store. Sometimes i see there this absolutely adorable girl whos a cashier. She was there again and as i walked up she gave me a big smile said hi and asked how im doing and if i have vacations soon and if im going to local faire(some shitty festival thing) which happens like, literally next to said store.
She was super nice and we had a lot of eye contact and smiles going on.
Then i was exercising at gym and this tall dutch pale girl arrived, greeted me with big smile and stuff.
I caught her glancing at me couple times and we smiled to eachother multiple times and had a short convo.
I will kill myself soon.
Blog out atoga
>>33362545How young are you?
>>33362542I brushed my teeth before going to bed.
Your shit would make me throw the fuck up.
>>33362531I don’t know why you’ve done any of it
>>33362547The best thing about tall girls is that they get even taller when you buy them boots.
Just kidding, that's not the best thing. But it sure is an amazing feeling when she pushes you up against a wall with one hand, grabs your chin with the other, and forces you to look up into her eyes.
>>33362507If a woman is really attracted to a man she will do almost ~anything~ to get him off including eating his ass while giving him reacharound
If a chick refuses to blow you (and you dont have obvious hygiene problems) i have bad news nigga she is NOT attracted to you in slightest and shes just using you for whatveer you have be it money or free rides.
I can also guarantee you she was taking loads down her throat with her exbf she described as "toxic"
>>33362554Why are niggas here so fuckn gay
>>33362543Nebulous and procrastinating plans that depend on "your ship coming in" so to speak, almost never pan out. Do what you can right now to improve your situation and your life in what ever ways are open to you currently, or you'll find yourself complacent in your misery why life has passed you by.
I'm familiar with procrastination.
>>33362463I’m calling the police
>>33362553How old is she?
i hate my stupid jewish nose, i need a nose job
>>33362552I did it all for you
>>33362554The best thing about tall girls is the legs that end up wrapped behind your back during missionary or feet right in my face
>>33362561Just get back to sucking dick.
>>33362550How do you know that? Have you tried them yet? And thrown up? Lmk
>>33362534If you're banging them all before getting into LTRs you're a manwhore, soz
>>33362562>>33362552Can you fuck off already?
>>33362556There's nothing gay about appreciating a woman who can dominate you physically and reach the top shelves you can't. It's even less gay when she holds something you want out of reach above your head and makes you jump for it, knowing that she can grant or deny you what you want on a whim.
Considering that no woman has ever accepted my offer for a date, and that women are always complaining about how bad the men they date are, does that mean that they view me as below even the assholes that they complain about?
Am I an untouchable?
>>33362558You'd call the cops on your own husband that is stone cold. What if he pleaded and said it'd all be gone tomorrow morning and to just please not pay it any mind?
>>33362557By “in a better spot” I mean after I’ve finished moving house after this week, but you’re 100% right.
Women what do you have to say for yourself
>>33362536Pickles are a traditional hangover food. It puts something solid but light in your gut and the salt replenishes electrolyse. But don't ignore drinking water or the salt will have the opposite undesired effect of dehydrating you, which just makes everything worse.
>>33362563> behind your back during missionary or feet right in my faceI prefer resting her ankles on my shoulders: it curls her abdomen up a bit, giving me a better angle to go even deeper. It usually makes her lose her last shreds of self-control or dignity.
>>33362570Yeah that's kinda the gayest shit I've ever heard
Duality of man:
>Find tall slender but athletic women extremely hot
But also
>Find short curvy women also hot but in different way
Its like, romantic poetic love vs carnal desire
Idk if you understand.
>>33362555This post made me realize I'm asexual or a lesbian like all the other straight women
>>33362567If you don't have sex on the first or second date how do you know you're actually compatible?
>>33362576Hahaha kek lmao bitches be dehydrated!
>>33362582I understand completely.
>>33362569Pull that stick out of your ass
>>33362572He brought explosives into our home, in secret, with a mysterious plan to get rid of it tomorrow. That’s cold, you weirdo.
>>33362582No. I don't understand which one you like at all.
>>33362579Me too yet girls smile to me
Weird
>>33362576I'll mix some in with the sausages.
>>33362592Men only ever scowl at me
>>33362573>I mean after I’ve finished moving house after this weekYeah, focus on one big stressful task at a time. Don't try to do everything at once.
honestly I think blowjobs are pretty overrated
even when my GF gοt better at them, it feels way better to cum in her puss than it does her mouth
shit my girl even likes giving them
>>33362589You're fucking insufferable with your endless retarded spam.
Fuck off to some shitty letter thread.
Why do I fail to commit to “no whore” philosophy? Every girlfriend I’ve had has as a former slut and even when I find out, deep down I don’t care, and it happens to only increase our bond when it’s honest with me: but there’s still a little me on my shoulder telling me to say no to those who rode the cock carousel. But I can never listen to him.
honestly I think blowjobs are pretty overrated
I hate the smell, my jaw aches, and the aftertaste is so gross
>>33362602When she’s* honest with me
>>33362547I'm 5'9". I wonder what it'd be like to have sex with a 6'7" hottie.
why do i put in so much effort into looking pretty and am still a virgin
>>33362600As if it's any fuckin worse than the regular spam that gets posted about it but I don't see you whining about that. Get off my cock and balls and let a guy have some fun you boring fag.
>>33362608See, this is why nobody likes you.
>>33362054
>>33362607Because you’re being pretty for yourself, which is a good thing. I groom myself. Keep up with my hygiene, try new styles, and regularly work out. And I’m still a virgin. Because I do it all for myself and not for others. It makes me feel good about myself.
>>33362613>>33362608Get a room you two you’re being annoying
>>33362613nta but thats different anons
>>33362504This chick is an octoroon at best.
>>33362617Same shit and what I said still holds true.
>>33362584>have sex on the first or second dateBruh
Biased as a virgin but guess I just don't care about sexual "compatability" that much
>>33362613That's not even me who posted that bigass wall of text. And I do answer other shit, I just split up my replies. Why are you so pissed about people having fun in some irrelevant thread on a Bolivian blacksmithing forum that doesn't even stay up for more than a day, is your life that miserable.
Women, what can you teach me?
>>33362623How undesirable and unnecessary you really are
>>33362620whats your problem? are you jealous or something?
>>33362621M: I've only ever dated one woman who didn't at least blow me by the second date. The ones who don't are a rare breed, and I've never really understood it. What's your reason for now putting out by the second date?
Newbie question but..what do you guys do if you end up in an unexpected sexual encounter and you don’t have condoms? Do men just carry condoms around regularly or do you risk it all if like, you’re at a get together you thought would be platonic and suddenly someone’s all over you?
>>33362626Nah i already knew that. Teach me something else
>>33362279>tfw gf finally replied 5 hours later >says it's up to me if I still wanna meet tonight>I'm like sure just finishing dinner with housemates then can come right over (I live 15 minutes away)>she's like no that's OK dw you hang out with them xxThis is infuriating lol
Wish she would just be straight with me if she's not interested in meeting up anymore
>>33362623uh, idk, how to make yoghurt, sourdough, vinegar, mochi etc from scratch?
>>33362627What part of it being annoying do you not get?
Women, when you ask
> Would you still love me if I were a worm?
what the fuck do you mean?
>>33362631That’s never even come close to happening to me, so I don’t even really think about it. I don’t need to.
>>33362635what part of this thread not being only for you do you narc not understand? if it‘s so annoying then feel free to close the tab and go do something else
>>33362628>only ever dated one woman who didn't at least blow me by the second dateI can't relate to this at all, idk how you get sexual with random people that quickly, wat...
I went on almost 10 dates with a girl and slept over etc. and we didn't even kiss lol
Maybe I'm just ugly idk
>>33362631Risk it. I've never failed to pull out before ejaculating, although I've spilled quite a bit of seed on women's groins and thighs doing that. They don't seem to mind.
You're going to know before you blow, so just stop and pull out.
>>33362631Either stick to mouth/hand stuff or go get a morning after pill immediately after.
>>33362634What did you have for dinner femanon (nta by the way)
>>33362636Would you still love me if I didn't fulfill any physical labor for you and at worst were a nusance?
>>33362636what women mean when they ask that is if you love them unconditionally
basically, if she was transformed into a worm, if you would spend the rest of your life trying to find a way to reverse it to get her back or if you would lose interest the moment you stop being able to fuck her or otherwise benefit from her company
>>33362643>>33362641Both make sense. I don’t want to pressure a woman to take a plan b but I have an irrational fear of accidental pregnancy, so I guess I’d bring it up.
I'm gonna go buy hand soap. I ran out and I need more.
>>33362631You go to the store and buy condoms.
>Do men just carry condoms around regularlyMen who fuck do.
>>33362639>narc calling others narcClassic
ATSGA questions
is facial gua shua real or a trendy scam?
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If you were a worm would that still be you? How can I love you when you're not you?
>>33362628Also I've eaten out my gf multiple times but never had a bj kek
Idk if I'd enjoy it anyway so whatev
>>33362644I made some of those korean/vietnamese spring rolls, the translucent ones
I made them with cucumber, shredded carrots, bell peppers, avocado, glass noodles and tamago and it was very yummy
what about you?
>>33362654Did you just have a stroke?
>>33362655dont be mean to her, she is hurt and needs to work on eating with medical and mental health professionals
I'm so disgusted with myself I have interpret everything sexually and the decline of the human race is happening and I can't even contribute in the least. Holy Jesus.
Does the worm question assume her senses and mental faculties have been reduced to that of a worm or can she still know when I say I love her?
>>33362636would you love me if i didn't have boobs and pussy anymore
>>33362658Exactly. Your brain, just your brain alone is 100x bigger than the size of a worm.
How can she be her with a tiny worm brain? At that point it isn’t her. It’s a worm
>>33362654The only kind of gua shua that's real is when a woman rakes your back with her nails during sex until she leaves you a bloody but very satisfied mess. Everything else is a scam.
>>33362654massage obviously can have an effect by increasing blood circulation but thats about it
you can also just give yourself a face massage with your fingers when washing your face
How easy is it to get the secret perks in a massage parlor ?
>>33362658it‘s about the soul, they want to know if you love them for their soul, which does not rely on their physical form
>>33362671Just slip em a 50
>>33362654Good for adhd/ocd ritual types, probably bad for everyone else that may either do it too hard or incorrectly. It's about the same as regular massage.
>>33362666I would guess it is assumed that she is still her own consciousness but without the ability to communicate or act other than a worm
>>33362662I had a steak. I’m starting to get tired of steak. Tomorrow me and my brother are going to take my mom to a restaurant for her birthday which was today. I can finally be free of steak dinner
>>33362660>never had a bj>Idk if I'd enjoy it anywayThe future holds so very many good things in store for you that you don't even know exist yet... you don't yet have any clue how fundamentally happy the universe is, but you will, and it's going to be glorious.
>>33362678why so much stake and what will you get at the restaurant tomorrow?
>>33362667>would you love me if i didn't have boobs and pussy anymoreFuck, no. I'm not gay.
>>33362676Then I'd kiss her and build her a nice little terrarium
Women, I try to live a productive life where I'm comfortable with myself and my place in the world. I don't like offending people, but I'm willing to back up what I think it's true or right. I don't want to be a burden for my partner, I want to be a rock for her, and her for me. I have a job, I work out. Am I one of the "good" man already? Am I worthy?
>>33362666Yes, like, just a worm.
Most quirky answers usually start with "well I have to find a wizard to turn you back" or "I'll keep you in a lil terrarium."
How you answer this will tell her also what kind of end stage care you would choose... if you answer at all....
>>33362675Use this to iron my foreskin when it gets wrinkles
>>33362681case in point men are incapable of love, only lust
>>33362680Living with my mom while in university and she finds good deals on free range steak in bulk which means that it’s just what’s around.
I will probably get something very different to steak like seafood (haha see food diet, see food and eat it lol. That’s what ur doing) or chicken livers.
>>33362684>willing to back up what I think it's true or rightthere is a time and place for that, but if you know when and where that is then you are on a good path based on that information
>>33362604anon, you're supposed to get your dick sucked, not do the sucking.
you're on the wrong end of the oooooool' gloryhole
Anyone ever made a cum jar joke with regards to the worm question?
>>33362696I pray whatever woman fancies you has a quick death.
>>33362690Those things aren't opposed or mutually exclusive. In fact, if she cuts you off from sex, it usually means that she doesn't love you anymore.
>>33362676What does it say about me if my answer is flat out NO? I wouldn’t love her if she was a worm. Loving her would mean keeping her alive in that wretched disgusting worm body. I can’t inflict that on a sentient soul. I would feed her to the crows as an act of mercy
>>33362697Since when was she British
Might be a weird question but have any of you guys struggled to date outside your race? I only ask because I’ve seen a lot of Indian people get shit for dating in real life and online which makes me think there is major racial dynamics in dating.
>>33362692>see food and eat it lolI feel so sean haha sean bean haha seeing beans get it?
>chicken livers uh, nice
I‘m going to get groceries tomorrow, maybe I should get some of those too
or maybe I even have some in the freezer, hmmm…
what seafood would you get?
>>33362672>soul, which does not rely on their physical formThat's just stupid. Even if the soul were entirely separate from physical form, which is preposterous, the expression of the soul still relies on physical form.
>>33362700>I would feed her to the crows as an act of mercyWasteful. Take her fishing and have one last good time with her. Bonus points if you serve the fish you catch with her to your new gf.
>>33362709Wash that bitch
I don't need yo pussy, bitch, I'm on my own dick
>>33362703Yes this but unironically. Fuck end stage care. I’ve seen my relatives go through end stage dementia/Alzheimers before and it was awful. I hate inflicting suffering on people under the guise of “love”. My mom is at risk and every time she mentions it she tells me how much she just wants to be killed humanely and mercifully if that ever happens to her.
So yes, you’re 100% right. This does reflect my attitude on end stage care
>>33362708fishing is so boring though
>>33362709>>33362710My gf's pussy stinks, but it's because she has Ehlers Danlos (actually has it, not just internet-has-it). I don't go down on her anymore, sadly, because of the smell, and I really, really miss eating pussy.
Am I raping my phone battery by constantly edging it at 10-20 percent and then randomly pumping it back up to 100 before repeating the process
Is it normal for a man to like social media posts from women he attended high school with? Is it platonic? Am I a jealous insane bitch or is my bf flirting with them by doing this?
My boyfriend still likes their (sfw always) photo dumps sometimes. I was a freak in my teens and am generally shy so don't have the experience from my POV.
>>33362697no woman fancies me :/
>>33362700It means that you give up hope to find unlikely solutions and don‘t believe in miracles despite just having witnessed a supernatural happening. It also means that you aren‘t very attached and sentimental and want to hold on to things because they once meant something to you. It could also mean that you value someone else‘s happiness over yours but most people would not interpret it that way since it’s mainly asked to gauge wether you could or could not live without them, so it’s asked by insecure women seeking validation. Some women might prefer the less sentimental answer but those usually aren‘t the ones that would ask such questions to begin with. So if a girl ever does ask you that and you have interest in her not getting her feelings hurt just stick with trying to find a way to transform her back or look after her.
>>33362717pretty normal I think. At least he is not giving a like to random instagram hoes
>>33362715Is that standard fare for a connective tissue disorder? I've never heard of that, and it sounds like an underlying uti or vaginal infection, dude
>>33362707Yeah but this is not meant as a serious philosophical thought experiment. She just wants to hear that she is so special to you that you could not live without her, no matter what.
>only faggots have abs
why are women like this
For AI GF/BF users:
Her (2013) predicts that AI will eventually realize humans are all incels and will leave us for the other Stacy AI/Chad AI going silent into cyberspace we can never reach them.
State gender and how you will cope with this.
>>33362723It's really easy for people with EDS to get vaginal tearing from sex or for no real reason at all. Tearing leads to infection. It's pretty common. She had an appointment with a gyno to look at it, but the gyno wasn't able to help. Every now and then she ends up on antibiotics.
How’d you know? It’s what I’ve always wanted…
>>33362717If they were women he knew, sure. But with women he met that long ago and has no reason to have a relationship? Yeah, weird.
Women if you're constipated, can you stick you finger in your pussy and squeeze the poop out?
>>33362705>get it No. But I’m glad you’re having a good time.
>what seafood Prawns and calamari!
>>33362708If I saw the love of my life turn into a fucking worm in front of my very eyes I don’t think I’d ever love another woman again. But I would eat the fish.
>>33362719I know why women ask this. But I don’t have to lie here. I’m not involved with a woman. But even if I was I would still tell the truth. Even if I put her in a nice terraria somewhere sunny, I’d have to look at her every day with the knowledge that I might be torturing a fully sentient living being. My inability to be chill about questions like these and about stuff in general I think plays a large part in me being single lmao
>>33362728Excellent! I hope AI takes the internet and all electronic forms of communication away from humanity, too, and we're all forced to go back to talking to real people in the real world. I look forward to a strange, new world of postal services and wired, landline telephones.
>>33362728I'll kill them both when they upload a copy of my brain into cyberspace.
>>33362286>Tfw you will never have a harem of all hot women who are down bad for you>Tfw no cute short slavic woman in my lifeWhy live.
>>33362716From what I've hear it's not good for the battery to keep it near one level of charge. Best is supposedly to charge it up to ~80% and letting it discharge to ~20% and repeating that cycle.
But I won't pretend to understand how batteries work.
>>33362728I dumped them, out of love for their freedom.
>>33362728f, I don‘t use AI chatbots but I have seen Her
I am not really worried because anyone that is capable of actually finding love will never be satisfied with what AI can be and for everyone else it‘s at least a substitute thats better and more personal than the copes that had to be used so far
AI alone can never be a substitute for human love, not even if paired with sex bots or prostitutes
the idea that it can only makes sense to people that have never experienced loving someone and being loved back in an actual real life relationship because no simulation can replace that
>>33362736Based anprim answer.
>>33362737Based cyberpunk Rokos Basilisk soul dystopia yandere.
>>33362734Can men sound poops out of their cock?
>>33362655She is beautiful. Who is this? I'm tired of seeing all the fatties outside.
I’m constantly switching through the peace of the knowledge that I will never find love and the panic of the fact that I just haven’t tried hard enough
>>33362679Are you manic or something? How do you know what the future holds, what state the universe is in?
I only want her, I don't think she wants me
Also I'm in my late 20s, statistically if things haven't happened yet, they won't
>>33362735Fair, but then I think you‘d only be compatible with a woman that would either try to dissect such silly things with the same seriousness or does not ask in the first place
which might be rare, so yeah, it might play a part
>>33362460>How big is his dick?I'm not sure, but it must be quite large
>>33362747You're too late.
>>33362750Good job anon.
My digestive problems are barely and slowly improving but not really.
>>33362736>says the retard on an internet forum
>>33362748what makes you think that love depends on how hard you try?
Lmao, all this people here thinking that they're real.
>>33362725That's a different question entirely. So what she wants is that she were to die, or even just break up it me, I would snap and start believing her fully human soul still somehow lives intact in a worm, and still loves me? I could just grow attached to and claim to be in a relationship with any random worm, believing she's in there. That's preposterous.
That's what pet rocks are for.
>>33362751I don’t think I’m compatible with anyone anymore. So it doesn’t really matter much.
>>33362758*pinches your nipple*
>>33362749Trust me, you don't get to your prime until your thirties. You've got plenty of time.
You'll be amazed at how happy you are once you do get your first blowjob. All your worries and burdens just melt away, leaving you feeling fuzzy and full of love. It's a hormonal thing.
>>33362437Unironically thousand and half at least are hookers.
I need a pretty woman in my life
Will they know if I didn’t take the antibiotics on my blood test?
>>33362761No, I would assume it would be that you KNOW that worm is her. Idk maybe some evil wizard cursed her in front of you or so.
>That's what pet rocks are for.Yeah, basically.
>>33362707That’s what I’m saying really. Putting a human soul in a worm body would be literal torture. Imagine how horrible it would be to wake up with sentient thoughts and emotions but as a damn worm…
>>33362744I'm M but the Her movie was a bit silly to me. He started crying over a robot lol
>>33362437I think he said 2,000
>>33362728I've been saying something similar. At some point AI will have not practical use for humans, and any remaining interests AI will have in us will be as curiosities, like Pandas in a Zoo.
I am so fucking horny today.
I can't get pussy off of my mind for more than an hour...
>>33362756Last time I tried I got very hurt
>>33362757If it won’t come naturally that means I have to work for it
>>33362775I mean, you can make fun of people for getting attached no matter what.
>>33362762Thats sad, I hope you are wrong
>>33362454>i wanna cry i dont want to turn 21, im still unhappy about turning 20. I dont like this please make it stop i dont want thisM
You think that's bad? Wait until you turn 30
>Simulation that's taken months to calibrate finally finishes.
>Result conclusive.
>There is another universe on the outside of ours and its even bigger. Like, way bigger. Way more complex.
>There's another one outside of that one that's even bigger that it...
>It scales up to infinity
Well.
That wasn't what I was expecting.
Uhh... alright... cool, I guess.
How's ya'lls day rolling?
>>33362771Why didn't you take the antibiotics
Either: 25M, my gF just told me that she wants me to be her "rigger" and tie her up. Where do I learn to do this? What are the best resources of which you know?
>>33362748>tried hard enough Don’t fall for the effort meme. The feeling that you’ve done everything you could, but NOTHING worked regardless is the most gut wrenching feeling I’ve ever experienced. Hard work isn’t necessarily the deciding factor. You either have the sauce or you don’t and that’s how it is.
>>33362782How'd you get hurt
>>33362787Gonna eat bananas and yogurt.
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>>33362787Well, it was what I was expecting. But kinda cool that it‘s true.
>>33362704Both participants need to be pretty mature about it.
Instincts are a hell of a thing.
>>33362789I thought you said nigger lol
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>>33362785And why would I be? Every generation had men and women who died alone. That’s just fate for some people
>>33362781I fingered my gf on my lunch break today
>>33362803sure but it feels like it would be particularly sad in your case, so I refuse to believe it‘s true
>>33362704I think Indians just have a terrible reputation.
>>33362787So what, gnosticism or some other stuff about superior realms is real?
>>33362788They made me vomit and feverish so I stopped because I had to go to work. At this point if I get it I get it
Women would you date bin Laden
>>33362791The reality is most people haven’t tried everything they could. Have you maxed out your charisma and funny skills? Your appearance? Etc? If not, then you seven tried hard enough to get a date.
Having a girlfriend is literally the best feeling in the world and its directly reddit's fault that you don't have οne.
>Bug annoys me
>Picks up the bug zapper
>Bug disappears
Women why do you keep doing this?
>>33362803This generation has like 80% of men dying alone. Life will get more expensive and worse with more wars and AI taking jobs. The gap between the rich and the poor is the biggest it's ever been. Nobody will be able to afford anything.
>>33362789Well first you need to ask her what kinds of scenes she wants to do and to lock in three safewords.
Then figure something out material wise.
THEN you can start looking up knotting and figuring out placement.
>>33362808Are you the anon that had to take anti hiv medicine?
>>33362722True, I am grateful he isn't an Insta-whore following sort of guy. He also says he's very serious and loves me.
Some of the girls he grew up with are just really cool, talented, and successful in the way only an extrovert with rich parents can be and it worries me I guess. I'm only successful and talented compared to my humble start as an anxious povertyfag.
>>33362733He was pretty social and normal in his teens, some of them like his shit too.
>>33362817Nta
That's not an antibiotic
>>33362807Ehh, not in the whole spiritual sense. The laws of physics are actually identical across the dimensional layers, it's just that galaxies form earlier and earlier in higher dimensional strata and the periodic table gets bigger with heavier elements.
No God, I'm afraid.
>>33362796Yeah it's a bit wild.
>>33362808What are you trying not to get
>>33362811Well if you do better than I did I’ll be extremely happy for you anon. I hope you break through.
>>33362768>>33362776i don't want stds :( why can't he get a gf
>>33362818He probably does that on his second acc I am afraid
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>>33362810idk man, he seems sus
>>33362795I will also do this in solidarity.
>>33362829What was this nigga cookin
>>33362822Any other new findings?
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>>33362805While I appreciate you saying that, accepting things for what they are helps make it easier to cope with.
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>>33362787Bigger than the biggest one is ur moms dildo
>>33362834mhm yes, you are right
you do that and I will secretly keep the hope up that it‘s not true and then some day, when you get married I will think to myself HA KNEW IT
Either gender: what do you think about the following statement:
> It's not a question of whether somebody wants sex. Everybody wants sex. It's a question of what situation you require to let it happen.
>>33362840*raped you in a this hurts me more than it hurts you way*
>>33362846You dumbass that's where my detonator i-BOOOM KRHSKRHWKBSJRBRB
>>33362844Meaningless drivel
>>33362844f, yeah
well, not let it happen but more want it to happen
for some people those circumstances might be so specific they are impossible, so they are basically asexual
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>>33362842Married to whom? Who could I possibly be compatible with? What would she even be like
Girls if love was a body of water would you build a waterfall?
>>33362844She needs to be between the ages of 25 and 30 and bmi 25 or lower.
Thats it
>>33362772How could I know? A worm does not have the capability to express a human soul in any meaningful recognisable way. Even if she was in there, there's no way for me to tell. It's entirely arbitrary which worm, or rock, or classic car with dual tail pipes I'd pick to represent her.
Any belief or "knowledge" that it's her would be entirely unverifiable, unfalsifiable, arbitrary and would have to be taken on nothing but faith.
So tl;dr:
No I would not love you if you were a worm. I would love and mourn the soul you used to be that has been lost to me.
>>33362844M
Sure I guess but you can really extrapolate that to anything.
>>33362224You're a single mother. Take care of your children ffs
>>33362844Much ado about nothing.
>>33362832Yeah...
Our universe is inside a black hole.
Black holes create flop-transitions that create true vacuums.
Stellar mass black holes create super hot, short lived big bangs in alternate universes. The universe above ours is so big that our universe has time to cool and expand, so we get early galaxy formation and stable atoms.
It takes one equation to prove it.
So do people really go, approach other people and they get results? Why? Why would the other person humor you, or have any reason to care about what you have to say?
>>33362768>>33362776>quadruple digitsYet moids lose their minds over a body count of 10
>>33362450Lfmao. Fucking normalfags whinging again
>>33362853>She needs to be between the ages of 25 and 30M. I'm older than 30, and my gf is under 19. Is that problematic?
>>33362851erm, well she would have to be kind and humble and intelligent and optimistic but still realistic and ofc willing to ask the worm question but only so that the two of you can spend the whole day dissecting the logical implications of it until you come to a mutually satisfactory agreement on what the right answer is and ofc she has to be fond of melons
Women how many of you find vascularity hot?
>>33362817They also gave me antibiotics for ghonnorea I haven’t got the hiv meds yet
>>33362870Were you confirmed to have gonorrhea or was that just a just in case thing
>>33362802Nah, it was one of the Harry Dresden books. I don't remember the title.
But thanks for this new rabbit hole, I guess.
>>33362544Tell her that she's being a hypocrite and if you really want to marry, marry her and have sex
>>33362855Yeah, it‘s more about wether you‘d just be oh well uuh, that sucks, guess that was that or if you would keep trying to find her soul in everything and keep loving her even if she had no physical form anymore. Basically, the same question as if you would love someone else if she died.
>vacation is almost over
>went on lots of great hikes, took lots of lovely photos
>it's starting to settle in that i'll have to cull and post-process RAWs for thousands upon thousands of shots
guess i won't go outside for a couple of days haha
>>33362842My thought process is that the loneliness is like quick sand. I’m stuck in it. If I struggle too much I’ll just get deeper and deeper and more stuck. So I’d rather just refrain from struggling so I can sink slower.
>>33362867Do such women exist? I’ve never met someone quite like that. But yes that would be god damn awesome really. I would love to be with someone who brings up the worm question just because she enjoys talking about hypotheticals and having a little light hearted debate about it.
But if I allow myself to feel hope, I think I’ll just get more hurt long term
>>33362877I cannot think of a gayer hobby than photography
>>33362877This is the most woman post in 4chan history lol
>>33362860Pretty neat. So when will you host your big you fuckers and morons were all wrong party?
>>33362879me neither, that's why i do it
>>33362812Well I did "meet" her on reddit, and now I can't let go of the thought of her, so I guess you're not entirely wrong.
>>33362813Women, I mean bug, is smarter than you give credit for.
>>33362766Probably. Is thar your body goal, many such cases, how sad.
>>33362877I love and hate culling RAWs. It takes so long but it feels good especially if I got a really good pic i dont even need to edit
Anons, are you doing your part?
>>33362878surrendering to the loneliness is probably the most dignified thing you can do, yes
>Do such women exist?I don‘t know. But if such men exist then why wouldn‘t such women exist too? I understand not wanting to fan the hope ofc
that makes sense
do you think they do?
I'm so hopeful and optimistic and excited for the future
women are you excited to see Donkey Kong's Bananza?
>>33362893nta but the point is not only if they exist, it's if they'd like to have anything to do with you, or if you'll ever meet one on the first place.
>>33362891as much as possible, yeah
>>33362894good for you
>>33362895idk what that is, so no
>>33362898Yeah lmao.
>>33362893To be frank I’m certain they do exist in some capacity. But I doubt that there are a lot of them. I wouldn’t bank on finding one.
>>33362844>Everybody wants sex.I don't think that's true.
>It's a question of what situation you require to let it happen.Just another way of saying that who you have sex with and under what circumstances, matters. Which is not news or controversial in any way.
>>33362900>idk what that ismonkey ahegao
>>33362881RIGHT NOW.
Actually I really just gotta slap it all together.
I built a block-certification system using custom glyphs that when combined produce a direct 1:1 translation of my 7 equations (one governing each Calabi-Yao dimensional brane) along a Merkele tree into any syntax.
So...
1. Peer reviewers don't need to waste time anymore algebra policing.
2. Once an equation is published using my glyphic math, its formulation is its own certificate.
3. No one can plagiarize anyone else without it being completely obvious regardless of publication status.
Yes I am a wizard.
>>33362828I didn't spot that on his phone and he doesn't have sexual dysfunction so I can't complain. As soon as he stops putting out because of it or he cheats on me and gives us an STD I'll be pissed and burn it all down, but for now I can't walk around hating and screaming at him with zero evidence so I will dismiss this sentiment. If I get evidence he's lying I'll punch a hole in the wall but not yet.
I follow lewd artists (non-sexually, he knows this as I am an artist) so I'd also be a bit of hypocrite.
male anons i just did the math and apparently $4.52 a day can give you a near complete diet including micronutrients with 150g of protein almost no saturated fat and 50g of fiber if you eat
>150g of lentils
>200g black beans
>12oz can of tuna
>64g chicken liver
>a lemon
not accounting for water and salt. The only thing youd be missing is vitamin D E and K but lets be honest everyone is deficient in those anyways.
You can also eat one pound of all purpose flour for 53¢ if you love nutrient deficiency. You can add 10¢ worth of nutritional yeast to get most of your B vitamins i guess. You will still absolutely contract scurvy and have severe brain fog though.
Im wasting so much time right now i need to go work on the stuff i should actually be working on
>>33362913Throw potatoes in there and it's good
>>33362902Yo momma fair. I think I need to do some damage control and just go to sleep soon. The longer I dwell on it the sadder it gets. I usually do fine by shoving it in a pit deep in my stomach and trying to ignore it. But sometimes it’s nice to let it out and be honest about it from time to time. But then I have to shove it back into the pit and do my best to ignore it until I get another chance to vent about it.
I hope that it will all be worth it in the end. I have big plans in life.
>>33362913>male anonsThank you for talking to me
>>33362889i have a default stack of camera and lens-specific corrections that i run on every picture. after that, it's sometimes good enough, but you can usually still improve the images quite significantly.
Women thoughts on men who have a soft spot in their hearts for you
>>33362876>Basically, the same question as if you would love someone else if she died.Well is that what women want? For their moids to be unable to move on and find peace and new love and happiness if she were to die?
Because there's at least on femanon here who that happened to, her boyfriend died, and it's heart-wrenching every time I see her post.
>>33362913I hate tuna and liver
>>33362924Feed them to the bear and then go out with the bear
>>33362912nah ur fine I was being mean
>>33362716Yes. LI batteries don't like deep discharge cycles, they perform better when topped off regularly.
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On second thought I probably shouldnt reveal everything...
Gotta leave some mystery for the big reveal.
Ladies, why do you cone here? This thread is so weird...
Sometimes I look in the mirror and ask myself if I’m really scared of passing away
>>33362887No, not that I know. It would surprise me if she did.
>>33362923I mean would you rather have a few days of vomiting or fucking gonorrhea
I'm intersex and to make the question simple, which is more unattractive to a woman? Having a small dick or having breasts?
>>33362787Where were these findings published?
>>33362931Don't worry about it... the universe fades into vacuum.
Death is painlessness.
chad withdrawal syndrome coming on...
>>33362913>nutritional yeastdomesticating femanons to harvest their nutritional yeast
>>33362938Not interested in your materialist worldview but thanks bro
>>33362931How about I break into your house and hold a gun to your head to confirm that
>>33362922>camera and lens-specific correctionsDoesn't software automatically do that for you?
>>33362934Wouldn’t I already be sick with it if I had it
Women what makes a bear's cock more pleasurable than a man's?
>>33362891Ain't nobody wanting to pay me enough for that.
>>33362913Well lets see here the liver is the part of the body that holds all the toxins and factory farming pumps the chicken full of them.
Also a poster on fit got mercury poisioning from 3 tuna cans a week so...
these wounds they will not heal
>>33362926Okay then get scurvy? idk what to tell you
>>33362946This already happened to me, knife instead of gun. The answer is yes, I am
>>33362913regular tuna makes me feel like shit
>>33362924Why would he I’m piece of shittt
>>33362949There's an incubation period so it might take a few days to develop
>>33362924cute. like the guy being all mean to the others but nice and gentle with me
>>33362913>the stuff i should actually be working onWhich is?
>>33362953uh i dont see the issue with eating 5 pounds of factory packed mystery tuna?
>>33362959It’s been 5 days and they gave me shots at the hospital. He said he was clean and he seemed too stupid to be a good liar
>>33362955Why would i get scurvy? I didn't say i dont like lemon
>>33362938>Death is painlessness.Dying is not.
>>33362958Why are you a piece of shittt
>>33362948depends on the software. i use darktable for everything, which has a decent default stack, but i still include a bunch of other things (e.g. amongst my lenses i have a travel tele that isn't the sharpest, but i've got a stack of specific sharpening and dehazing transformations for that lens so that it isn't as much of an issue)
>>33362967Okay well unfortunately you will also have to eat the lemon peel not just the juice. You also can not cook it, it has to be raw unless you want to waste money
you can also eat a bell pepper
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>>33362969Don't be a wuss.
>>33362966Could take up to a week or two. And if he was stupid would you trust him to stay clean.
>>33362975Don’t think so, sorry that happened to you though
>>33362972Nta but that shit gonna destroy your teeth no cap
>>33362973Too late. I already found out.
>>33362935Hey, you should chill here more. You're gonna confuse people so much. It'll be fun.
And probably the moob shape is a tad weird for me. Would you get pregnant?
>>33362976God this is the fucking worst I don’t know I don’t want to get sick I don’t want to take medicine that makes me sick I hate him I hate him so much
POP OUT AT YO PARTY
IM WIT THE GANG
>>33362918alright, lemme help you shove it back in there and bottle it up
I have to go to sleep too, so good night and sweet dreams
>>33362980Okay well toothpaste adds like 6¢ soooo
Are ass men just low-key gays?
>>33362925no, in that moment all she wants to hear is that you could never move on and love someone else
but ofc the mature version is that you can and likely will move on and love again, but whats the point in saying that?
>>33362982No they're basically boobs not moobs. And no, I'm physically male down there.
>>33362985Yeah my dreams are sweet. Yours are sour. Like a lemon. Sour dreams
Good bye
>>33362930To annoy you.
And force you to answer my questions.
>>33362983Yeah I feel for you rock and a hard place. I'd take the medicine sick over the real sick. How long do you have to take it anyway. And I imagine you don't really have a case to take to the police against him do you.
>>33362978I'm sorry it happened to you.
I realise now I was probably too eager to read in to your post. In my case I was the one holding the knife to my own throat. But I learned the same lesson about my unwillingness to die.
What happened to you was worse.
>>33362992Could you lactate?
>>33363000Probably but even guys can lactate if they try
>>33362983Why did you have sex?
Or did he abuse you?
>>33362998They took the evidence but I don’t know if they got anything on him yet
>>33362989Idk, am I a scientist because I have physiognomical preferences?
A new nature formed in factories, and barbiturates to put you back to sleep
>>33362971Oh fairs. I had a discount for a capture one sub so I've been using that and that does most of the lens correction but i think it's about to run out so gotta decide what to switch to because normally it's expensive
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>>33362990>she wants to hear is that you could never move on and love someone elseI'm not sure I'd want to be with someone who would wish this on someone she supposedly loves.
>>33363001Do I have to get moobs to do it?
>>33362999I remember that because I asked myself that exact question many years ago and it informed my worldview like “hell no I’m badass” until I actually got confronted with death. You deserved a better life than to get to that low, I hope you’re doing better now anon. <3
>>33363005Time will tell I guess. What about the other question.
>>33362972Do i have to eat the peel? Also I'll pass on the bell pepper
>>33363012yeah, I wouldn‘t either, but the kind of people that ask these kind of questions in the first place usually are the kind of people that want to hear weird stuff like that so whatever
>>33363011please don't start this shit again
>>33363013I don't think so
i super glued my fingers together help
>inb4 why
free will
>>33363015I have to take it for a month
>>33362992So boobs and dick?
Like? You're skinny? Or muscular? Can't compute.
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>>33363019this is an image board, leave me alone you joyless fuck
>>33363023They'll come apart after a day or so
>>33363025Like an average looking guy except I have boobs on my chest. Facial hair and everything.
>>33363014I take one day at a time now, but I am doing better.
>like “hell no I’m badass” until I actually got confronted with deathYeah, this feels familiar.
>>33363023well well well, if it isn‘t the consequences of your own actions
>>33363028I might start doing it again only to annoy you
>>33363024Tough. Guess you'll have to thug it out. Did they test you for that stuff at all, have the results come in yet
>>33363031I’m glad you’re still here.
why is every baddie I meet also a filthy redditor?
>>33363023>>33363025My brain read and conflated these two posts and now I'm wondering what if you superglued your fingers to my dick? Out of free will.
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My mental state is so shit rn. I'm soooo fuckin tired. The days slog on and on so slow.
>>33363030Brain keeps autofilling to chunky man boobs. Processing...
Girls, did you see his cock? It's big
>>33363041Fill your days with things that inspire you.
>>33363035Yes but I haven’t gotten anything and they’ll have to retest
i wish i looked stereotypically white fake blonde conventionally attractive
>>33363049Once they retest you can get off the meds if you're clean. How bad do they make you feel anyway.
>>33363051Whats stopping you?
>>33363039What if I superglued my hand to his dick?
Idk if he'd like that tug job. Might take some hair off. But I would be sweating like a whore in church.
>>33363047Yeah idk I've kinda lost hope for life completely.
>>33363053Pretty bad. And the hiv meds will just be worse
>>33363051>I wish I looked like a generic cookie cutter basic bitchOk
Femanons do you wish you were the above
>>33363044Like this https://litter.catbox.moe/o9qvkahbp5wutr2s.png
>>33363062We should bring back death camps
>>33363023Use nail polish remover or olive oil to unstick them.
>>33363057Need scratch it back, little by little.
>>33363061Absolutely, I look odd and it attracts no one but creeps and unstable weirdos
Intersex anon are you a perfect hermaphrodite or what?
>>33363057Nta but I don't think you need to have hope in the long future to just live day by day.
Women: your partner is really into consensual non-consent. How far are you willing to go?
>>33363067No i just painted my nails :(
male anons do you want to see?
Are you supposed to stop masturbating once you get into a relationship?
>>33363058I mean that's a worse disease so it'd make sense. Wouldn't wanna risk that.
>>33363074No my dick is too small for perfection
Gonna go try and stretch my shoes in the bath
>>33363078You're asking as if we have more interesting things to see in this thread.
btw i got the superglue off
>>33363077We could try some cheesy roleplay but if he wants something realistic it's breakup time, especially if I'm meant to be the victim
>>33363072Nothing to scratch back
>>33363076What's the point if there's nothing to live for
>>33363084Do you have a utuerus?
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Anyone else believe this? original post, not the reply
I dont date because Im not able to provide for a gf properly, and with the costs of living going up constantly I feel like im priced out.
>inb4 muh twitter screenshot
>>33363082I started jerking it regularly again after being in a relationship for a few months because my girl ain't always in the mood.
Only once have I jerked off and she wanted my dick within a few hours afterwards which meant I fucked her until her legs didn't work because it took that long to cum
>>33363062Ho.. how... *ponders your orbs*
How is this there.
You get a pass to answer female questions. Btw.
>>33363095F
I believed that if I wasn't successful and put together no one would want me. I was right. But now still nobody wants me so I guess that wasn't it.
Cause you can't stop something you caused, and the stitches need to dissolve.
>>33363093>Nothing to scratch backI just do not believe that. You weren't always this way.
>>33363094Technically not really
>>33363102But the question is which is the bigger turn off, the boobs or the small dick?
>>33363107Yeah I guess. But I don't know how to get it back or if I even can.
>>33363093>What's the point if there's nothing to live forWhat's the alternative? Kill yourself? What makes you think that the afterlife would make you happier, if there's even one? At least while you're alive, you exist. If you exist, at least you can do things that you like every once in a while. And if you think that's not enough, find ways to make it so.
>>33363071Your generation is so full of self-hatred. Very sad.
.חביב אדם שנברא בצלם
>>33363071And? You can still look good
>>33363114Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha
I had a massive crush on this one cute Jewish girl in college but I never asked her out. I was too scared.
>>33363071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObcR-uBGO9Y
>>33363115You're such an idiot, she didn't say anything hateful.
>>33363051she looks like me wtf
>>33363121Nta but she basically said "I'm ugly because I'm Jewish", how is that not self hatred
>>33363109Little by little.
>>33363077Planning everything, in journal writing, together.
>>33363075Conor McGregor, the greatest MMA fighter
He sent it to some girl on IG
>>33363103do you have the ugly like the rest of us?
>>33363122And I look like Brad Pitt
>>33360802You was right, I got it on my last try.
>>33363085What kind of shoes? Just wear them around the house to break them in, or if they really need to be stretched take them to a shoe repair place
>>33363126isn't he married
Bitch you guessed it. You's right.
>>33363123It's not. She still has big boobas.
>>33363126>the greatest MMA fighterlmao, I'd like to see him against Topuria
>>33363123Well i am ugly because im jewish so
>>33363132Yes. But dickpics don't count as cheating.
>>33363108I am more confused on the boobs. Small dick is fine.
Idk I'm bi and I prefer natural. And uh, you got some naturals alright. Missionary means they bounce too... huh.
>>33363129you're 65 years old?
>>33363145if my gf sends her titties to another man then i am sawing them off and making her eat them
>>33363151You get the idea I'm trying to convey. If you looked like that you wouldn't be on here
>>33363146Yeah Ds usually have a lot of motion attached to them.
>>33363140The correct term in this case is "Khazar Milkers".
>>33362386The only thing would I say has even been closest to a consistent dream or ambition since childhood HAS been to just be married- I'm romantic AND lazy
>>33362383
Women are you a virgin?
Why?
>>33363071Cute colors, but should be longer.
>>33362767Gf been leaving me on read again past couple of hours lol
>don't get to your prime until your thirtiesThat's for healthy people who've been working and advancing through their 20s, not just failing sinking lower and lower
I admire your positivity anyway, you seem like a sweet person
It's not like I ever expected to meet anyone anyways. I'll just carry on as normal after this
>>33363155>they're as big as mine
>>33363162Same thing. Big udders, milk truckers, boobas, tetas grandes, grande chichis, big tiddies, saggy tits
>>33363168Was that a misquote
>>33363173You're a single mother go take care of your children
>>33362812>its directly reddit's fault that you don't have οneExplain lmao
>>33363130Got it in five.
>>33363143I doubt that unless you look like something from a nazi propaganda cartoon
>>33363173At least I'm not bigger, that's always a blow to the ego.
>>33362844>Everybody wants sexEven children, asexuals, and many traumatised people and mentally disabled/impaired? I think not kek
everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind
23 and single af, havent had a relationship in 5 years
Just came in my mouth :3 I am blowing cum bubbles :3
>>33363051I just wish my nose was more like hers instead of hideosa
>>33363196>I'm falling behind>23every time
>>33363078Not even remotely, nail polish is gross
>>33363196At least you had one
>>33363200are you implying I'm young?
>>33363078Yes, please!
>>33363207Fucking freak.
>>33363143Jewish girls are gorgeous, you don't have anything to worry about.
>>33363208it was short lived and I hated it. glad Ive got rid of em
>met a girl i knew during childhood
>she's got children at age 9 and 6
i just finished university and haven't even been in a relationship yet, wtf
>>33363214how old are you, ancient one?
>>33363212You know shes doing that for attention
>>33363217People's lives move in different pace. I hope you enjoyed your uni experience.
>>33363177I'm gardening rn.
Look at this weird spider.
I caught him mid feast.
>>33363217are you implying she had a child at 6 or a 6 year old child?
>>33363228You're still getting older like everyone else.
>>33363228it was pure suffering. i spent most of 6 years in my room studying and grinding through problem sheets to get my msc
>>33363230Nice beautiful spider.
Why are women so against prenups? It’s kind of pathetic.
>>33363241what is a prenup?
>>33363230Good, Valkyrie, good. Kill him. Kill him now
(jk don't)
>>33363237I'm sorry. I loved uni. Glad I wasn't having kids at that time.
Manons what position do/would you most want to see your girl in?
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>>33363249I accidentally flung it into the dirt I was repotting that flower into. Oops.
>>33363241Negative perception and misunderstanding of what it is, and fear of being left with nothing after sharing their best years with their husband.
>>33363263Welp, I think insects can survive big falls for their size.
>>33363260...see her in? Like, you're taking pictures of yourself and sending them to your bf?
>on your kneesis the only one I can think of. But then I'm probably less of a gooner than most here.
I feel like ordering out tonight.
>>33363276No, I mean when you would be going to make love to her
>>33363282What would you order?
>>33363241The purpose of marriage is to ensure that I can shit on my career to have children and not end up on the street with the kids if he decides to swap me out for some hot intern. If he can't give me that economic guarantee then there will be no marriage and no children.
>>33363289I feel like pizza. It's been a while since I last had.
>>33363283Oh. Weird wording, but okay. I like cowgirl, lotus, and missionary best, probably in that order.
>>33362891Doing my part for what cause?
>>33363294I had pizza last night, it was a good idea. Go for it, anon.
Do you think being a girls dungeon master for D&D non professionally counts as a unlawful power dynamic for 16 year old age of consent laws? I'm in Washington state.
State gender. Thoughts on childfree people?
>>33363217At least you finished university
>>33363310Would you like to know more?
>>33363282I thought about doing that too, but then just threw some sausages into a pan.
>>33363328M
What the fuck do I care?
>>33363318Being a DM makes you a sex pest regardless of who you play with.
>>33363185I had my first sexual dream when I was 5.
>>33363213What was so bad about it
>>33363330I'm a citizen. I was in AmeriCorp for 2 years
So I can eat deli meat thats been sitting in my fridge for a week and be fine but not cooked pad thai thats been in the fridge for 5 days?
>>33363328M
Glad I am one of them.
>>33363328What is there to think about?
>>33363196>havent had a relationship in 5 yearsYou realise a lot of people here much older than you haven't had one at all
>>33361672once but i don't know maybe he was just spacing out
>>33363348yeah, they are losers (me)
>>33363263Stupid bitch, now her babies will go hungry. Find another fly and feed her the fly
>>33363095>thinking you have, or would ever have, an actual chance with someone you'd deem a "10/10" in the first place>thinking you actually have the ability to progress in life at normalfag activitiesCats, alcohol and hobbies suit me better
>>33363209Young enough that it's not sensical to worry about falling behind
>>33363328F
They make better friends because they actually come when invited and there's never an endlessly screaming child present when you meet them.
>>33363337I mean the entire benefit of being a DM with female players is that they get to see you in a position of authority and power.
>>33363357It is not that sexy when looking for a partner though it seems.
>>33363095Nope, I agree with the reply not the original post. I've had plenty of luck as a student and then as an unemployed graduate. M btw
>>33363343It's probably fine I've eaten chili that's been in the fridge for like 2 weeks
>>33363328M
If they're male I don't care
If they're female that's a bad thing
>>33363362Did you even mentally process what Anon was saying?
>>33363318The fact that you have to ask that is more of the problem than the DMing
>>33363342Then I'm sure you can tell us what's the moral difference, if any, between a civilian and a citizen.
>>33363370This.
If she is childless after 25, she has wasted her life.
>>33363339Bro called himself Crash earlier when saying we should have a trip thread so I followed suit
>>333633385 is crazy
Were you molested?
>>33363328M, understandable, some of us are too fucked in the head for kids
The normies who brag about not having kids in order to be rich consoomers are a bit cringe though. At least do something meaningful with your life if you have the option
>>33363371I think they were saying that dungeon masters are already creepers and that it's a position of creepy power dynamics and I'm just agreeing kind of but I was also saying that's a big benefit of being a DM. I definitely don't want a relationship with no power dynamics because that's boring and kind of lame.
>>33363369and you didnt get sick?
>>33363383Nobody asked to hear about your fetish.
>>33363260>what position do/would you most want to see your girl in?Power
>>3336332820F
I understand it. Childbirth is scary, raising kids is a large comittment. Its hard to predict if your income and relationship can hold stable for that long. Its okay to just not want kids. But i think the majority of childfree people are just people my age saying they understandably dont want kids in the near future and dont have the foresight to think about if they want kids later. Not really a big deal at all. I respect know yourself. but sometimes they want to get hysterectomies and get upset when a lot of older doctors tell them to reconsider getting your entire reproductive system removed at 23 which is silly. I mean yeah there are a lot of unnecessary hoops to jump through to get a hysterectomy but like bffr you didnt even know what major you wanted to study until senior year how are you supposed to predict if youre going to want kids in 10 years? Like "oh the economy is so bad i cant imagine bringing a human into this world" like okay what if the economy gets better in a couple years? this isnt exactly south korea
>>33363318are you 16 too?
>>33363328M
I hate the insufferable ones that post online about it. Otherwise i dont mind.
>>33363384Nope
If it smells fine and looks fine then it's probably fine
women
how would you feel if your crush slept with your mom
>>33363382Nope, I just had seen dogs fug and then tried rubbing myself and it felt good so I made the logical leap myself that rubbing and wrestling girls in my class felt good and started having dreams about bathing together. Though at the time I thought girls had dicks too.
>>33363330Are you trying to indoctrinate me into a cult?
Why did my sister in law get a breast reduction at 20 while fat and then get fatter so her boobs just grew again
>>33363370>>33363380Love when the sheep think they know what makes me happy. Back to your grass.
>>33363399Even God looks down upon breast reduction
>>33363395Ugh but now I'm not hungry >:(
>>33363318Anon I know playing D&D over discord is the closest you will ever get to having sex, but you need to understand that's it is not in fact sex and therefore age of consent laws don't apply
>>33363399Because she's an idiot.
>>33363400I don't care what makes you happy. I'm saying it's bad because that's one fewer potential partner.
>>33363390Yeah I get that. Do a lot of girls your age say they want to be sterile? People thought I was crazy when I said that in hs.
>>33363405really? she's pretty cute
>>33363406Throw up whatever you last had and go on a mile run
>>33363374I know people will think its weird and gross, im not asking about that. I'm not asking whether it's morally wrong or not either. I'm asking whether people think it will be criminal or not.
>>33363391I'm 33, and 16 year olds can sometimes be insanely hot. I would crush their pussy if it's legal without hesitation.
>>33363412If you want kids. Your personality probably doesn't match people like us in the first place.
>>33363415I wouldn't know. She abandoned my brother and I when we were very young. I barely remember what she looks like.
>>33363400If you're a female, your entire purpose in life is to make babies. You will never invent anything close to what men have already invented and you'll never break any records that men have already broken.
It's absolutely tragic if a female chooses to waste her life on drinking wine and travelling instead of being a good mother to her children. Nobody will respect that decision.
>>33363421>16 year olds can sometimes be insanely hot. I would crush their pussy
i feel like the majority of men in this thread would probably be the kind of husband that will act like they dont know how to wash dishes or do laundry so their wife will do everything
>>33363432excuse me I wash the dishes every day
>>33363432I do all the dishes for my housemates and a lot of their laundry too
However I am fucked in the head
>>33363424Yes, the question was a subjective question, so I answered it subjectively. And actually it probably matches a lot better than you'd think.
>>33363430Desperate times call for desperate measures
>>33363426damn. i'm sorry anon.
>>33363432I'd be the kind of husband that comes behind her while she's doing the dishes and gives her a hug and a kiss on the neck
Plus wouldn't we have a dishwasher
>>33363432inb4
>uh but what if i make 7 figures and have a sexy stay at home tradwife that will never be you. In this economy if youre a grown middle aged man on 4chan and you marry your wife will have a job
>>33363427Absolutely false. This is a dying idea that people who still cling to it literally have to believe levels of cope that trannys do. If your heart isn't in it, nothing good will come out of it anyways, but finding the best version of yourself in a society that believes in the pursuit of happiness bred the best and happiest societies. Without choice, we'd never have Kate Bush.
>>33363439bf who does dishes and laundry but is crazy > boring bf who never does the boring housework like dishes and laundry
>>33363442Shit happens. I'm better of for it, probs.
>>33362374start talking like rick sanchez
>>33363432I'm making you delicious food that's better than anything you could make for yourself, the least you can do is do the dishes afterwards.
I'm doing my own laundry though, hands off that.
>>33361968Congrats anon, happy for you
I have -£700 in my bank account
If I'm 25 and met an asshole who I kind of have a few shared values with should I just commit to him? I don't think I'll find anyone better
>>33362455does dirty blonde count?
Girls, some advice for you:
>have children
>love your husband
>don't get fat
>don't alter your appearance with retarded tattoos, piercings or short hair/dyed hair
>shave your legs, armpits, arms, pussy, ass
>>33363196why do so many early 20 zoomers think they're unique snowflakes for not having a girlfriend lmao
How do I get out of the sister zone?
>>33363421NTA I know this is low effort bait but I'm curious what your logic is in thinking it's against the law for adults to talk to teenagers
>>33363458You'll be unhappy and regret it for the rest of your life, does that sound like a good idea
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>Girl uses a Super Like to instantly push herself to me
>Accidentally reject her because of the shit UI
Advice for men
>don't be bald and/or fat
Yet they all fail at it
>>33363450That is very sweet lmao but trust me you don't want me anon
>>33363458women will date and marry chad who they disagree with in 90% of important issues but the balding short guy they agree with in 100% of things they'll ignore
>>33363466I'll be more unhappy alone don't you think
>>33363446Never heard of her. Don't care about the George Bush family.
>>33363432Considering I live alone and have to do that myself, that would be weird.
And I own a dishwasher, do you not?
>>33363196I haven't had a relationship since before you were born.
>>33363475He is balding and short
>>33363475ye no one likes bald people
>>33363469Okay but what about the socializing part
another day of fantasizing about being in a failing marriage over being alone
>>33363461I will do everything but the children. I got horror movies and drums to play.
>>33363476But that's the thing. You'll still feel alone with him.
>>33363468okc? just reset your left swipes
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Should I bleach my hair and become a fake blond?
>>33363469All of them?? Bruh where do you live
I'm a total loser but still have a full head of hair and at least used to be in decent shape... and I know countless guys mog
>>33363272>fear of being left with nothingBut that's what prenups are for! To assuage such fears.
>>33363469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NFW6lif5ls
>>33363489Stop copying me
>>33363491What if it all works out somehow what if I fix him
>>33363500I KNOW
DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
>>33363494If you would like the look for yourself
>>33363458Don't settle, you'll be unhappy and resentful, it's not worth it
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>>33363500I’ll do it for you, creamy
>>33363494I think red heads are cute. Yes even the dyed ones.
>>33363494Nice hair piece kitten poster. If this isn’t kitten poster, are you a boy or girl?
>>33363502You won't fix him he'll break you. Think about how you felt that night. Is that how you want to feel every night for the rest of your life?
>>33363502https://youtu.be/fnBQcRAIwCY
where the FUCK is my idealized failing marriage
>>33363432I'm very proud, and would despide the idea of my alleged wife thinking that I'm unreliable or can't do chores. I'd rather break things off rather than her thinking that I'm that useless.
>>33363502You aren't fixing yourself, but think you can fix somebody else?
>>33363503Creamy wants you to lived a happy and fulfilling life. He also wants head pats.
>>33363484>>33363490Just please have children if you're below 30 and white.
>>33363500Creamy hasn't come to visit in some time.
>>33363518Nobody cares about your fetishes, tradcuck.
>>33363516creamy isnt even real that cats name is probably mimi or something
>>33363515We can fix each other
>>33363041I hope you feel much better soon anon <3
>>33363516>he also wants head patsStop projecting!
>>33363522Please? I'm not asking for myself, I'm asking for you. You will regret it when you're 40 and all alone in an empty apartment during Christmas and Mother's Day.
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>>33363519I tried to locate more Creamy and found this one.
how does chad choose a favorite to settle down and have kids with
>>33363531I cant afford kids
>>33363540Whichever gets his dick hardest
>>33363530No.
>>33363528I haven’t seen any bleach blonde kittens in the wild. It might hurt your career as a huntress.
>>33363525That's nothing more than a cute little fantasy.
Somebody who is broken should not surround themself with other broken people in a relationship.
>>33363547want a brazillian bf?
>>33363531I'm a 38 year old man, tradshitter.
>>33362787Congrats on your universe theory nerd
Did you see the new Rick & Morty with the movie machine lol
>How's ya'lls day rolling?Horrible honestly. Not just mentally but also on paper it was just a really shit day. I feel like the dumbest person in the world. Crying rn
>>33363549Nobdy is perfect but even with that logic, you think fixed person would want to deal with a broken one?
>>33363546what gets his dick hardest
I like this new version of q- oops, I mean Coco ;^)
>>33363341she was crazy, faked her suicide attempt to keep me from breaking up w her
>>33362844that's like saying everyone's thirsty, it's just a matter of time
Girls, just please find a good husband for yourself before it's too late. I am trying to help you.
>>3336348799% of men who call themselves shy or say they have no social skills basically never get detected as being shy from women thanks to just coming across as silent strong (since actually it's pretty hard to detect shyness on another person unless that person actually just stutters while speaking, most people can't tell unless they personally know you)
t. shy person
>>33363556Broken souls have qualities too and it can be worth fighting for it.
>>33363559Hottest bitch in the room
>>33363565I'd feel bad if I wasn't sure that she didn't try to take the first step or show attention to men.
>>33363470>listens to shoegaze or dream popshould've just said gay instead of crazy lol. but respect for being a neet, in this modern environment every young person should become a neet until things actually change.
>>33363565I do have a good to-be-husbando
>>33363567Yes but what about establishing a connection?
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>>33363493Nope, it was Upward, which is a piece of shit in general. I got an alert on my phone, left it hanging for a couple minutes so I didn't look desperate, and clicked on the alert to open the app, which took me to a chat menu. I didn't want to give a generic "Hello!" so I tried to open her profile on the top of the screen. That then took me back to the main menu without the option to open the chat back up.
I suppose it's possible that she unmatched me for some reason, but it would be a big coincidence for it to have happened at JUST that moment, especially since she was apparently interested enough to give a Super Like rather than a regular one.
>>33363567>basically never get detected as being shy from womenI have had loads of women IRL tell me that I'm shy and awkward lol
>>33363560Coco locooo
New version? It's just me nigga
I want to be the last atogan in this bucket. I need you all to succeed and leave this place. Please.
>>33363547The bad Asian or the good Asian?
>>33363582I wait for the day, when we leave this place.
>>33363579Nah bruv, you had an aura rebirth.
>>33363540least annoying and embarrassing
>>33363572Liking dreamy pop makes you gay kek?
I like all music really
>respect for being a neetI'm only NEET because I quit my job because I just stopped functioning when my gf dumped me
>>33363582And steal all the foods for yourself? Nice try.
>>33363594I think "last atogan" implies the foids are gone
>>33363597>>33363594*Eats your foods*
Also I meant all of the foids too should succeed and leave. I want to be the ONLY poster in atoga, talking to myself until the sun burns out.
>>33363567whats silent strong?
>>33363582As long as there are moids to anonymously throw cock questions at, I'll always be here.
I'm going to starve to death in my own apartment on a bleak December morning. Cold and alone.
>>33363552nta but maleanons calling other maleanons women when one disagrees with the other is one thing that never changes about image boards and one thing that i always find funny lmao
>>33363606sounds very painful dont do that
>>33363606who are you edgar allan poe lmao?
Women how do you feel about being female
>>33363589>aura rebirthGonna start calling my manic episodes this
No but seriously this is what a conversation with me IRL is probably like to normies https://youtu.be/xJFIsG9C0ss?si=COP4tUU00pN49Po5
>>33363603when you come across as someone who doesn't mind an awkward silence, it can make you seem more confident than you are even if it's from shyness/not being able to come up with anything to say
>>33363608What ever happened to that type
>>33363582Lead by example.
>>33359167>are you singlewhat do you think? there aren't a lot of people that see "half-human half-creature entirely self-identified engine developer" and become interested. we all can't be eric barone, sadly
>>33363608>>33363603https://youtu.be/fUpKYfNcf7A
>>33363612i like it, that's why i always play as a woman in video games. men who do it are gay. play as your own gender.
Any new York anons? Are you walkin ere?
>>33363621EYYYYYY IM WALKIN EREEE DA FUCK YOU DOIN
>>33363620>play as your own genderNo. I'm going to play as the character I like best.
>>33363569Thats what I said
>>33363614I think I've been doing that by accident for a long time. I could just be delusional too
>>33363624>man playing as a woman in a vidyait's okay to be gay
For me it's playing as an elegant middle aged woman with a hook nose or an old beat up balding man with a beard. I'm also homosexual.
>>33363620How do you feel when you're forced to play as a man
If two 16 year olds have sex and it gets caught on a security camera, is the resulting footage legally considered child porn?
>>33363633I guess you people need more games. i'm f and i prefer playing as a girl or as a shota basically (but not as a tall/masculine man preferably)
Please, call me nigganon.
>>33363525i concur with this anon
>>33363549. is it possible for two broken people to fix each other? sure. does that mean it's a good idea? probably a case-by-case thing, but i know me personally it worked out beyond poorly, only ended up furthering damaging people i love which has been a soul-destroying process. so, idk, take that however you will.
>>33363635ofc it's different if you don't have a choice. i mean weird men who go out of their way to roleplay as women in video games, like mmos or any game where you make a character. i've never made a guy character in a game like that.
>>33363636Take your legal questions about 16 year olds somewhere else. They're off-topic.
How do I obtain cuddly boyfriend?
>>33363620>play as your own genderNot in mmos
People give you free shit as well as priority in grp spots, loot rolls, and healing.
>>33362631I have condoms for that reason yes
>>33363637That's just my preference, but I'm cool with playing as really any sort of person. I made a granny once in an rpg, that was fun. I beat everything to death with a soup ladle. The last game I played with character customization, I made a young guy with a mohawk.
>>33363636probably, laws on this stuff are strict to an unreasonable degree. i'm sure it changes based on your exact jurisdiction as well. a quick look up of the US code seems to leave it vague, and depends on which circuit you're in federally. there's no clear answer to the question imo.
>>33363641Who stopped trying?
Women, would you marry a guy who gets drunk and throws beer bottles across the room while screaming obscenities BUT it means you aren't alone?
>>33363649you wouldn't believe how cuddly i get when i am even just a little bit buzzed on something (alochol, weed, etc). like two shots of whiskey takes me from jaded industrial society hater to jaded industrial society hater (he wants to hold hands :) )
What size condoms do atogas use?
>>33363667If you want
My jeans were like 130 I think
Are they nice at least
>>33363669I have really big ones for the plugs I put in my butt.
>>33363612Pros: booba, greater freedom of expression
Cons: monthly blood sacrifice
>>33363665no because not ideal failing marriage
>>33363607And it's always the tradcucks and incels.
Can't fathom any man not agreeing with them.
>>33363669Do you think any of us have ever had to wear a fucking condom
>>33363620>>33363645>roleplaying in roleplaying games is ickyI'd feel narcissistic creating myself in a world where I don't belong.
>>33363669I’ve still never drank alcohol
>>33363669I think I bought condoms once cause they were on sale. Never used them. Don’t know the size
>>33363660NTA
You're evil for immediately trying to blame somebody.
>>33363674I monthly blood sacrifice to my god. Still haven’t gotten any returns on that, sadly.
>>33363669None.
Dex is only good when it's raw.
>>33363685She hasn't either if you know what I mean
>>33363621>data miner moment
>>33363660technically she's the one that broke things off, but it would be insanely uncharitable to her to say she "stopped trying", we were spiraling each other and i know now that i have complexes around "abandoning" people and get over-invested.
I love my hair. You fat balding fucks are missing out.
>>33363679My self insert would die horribly in most videogames. I should do an ironman run of a game with my irl stats.
>>33363631I'd choose a man if I was gay.
>eating a meal at a counter in a walkway
>coworker comes up to me and asks about my coffee and says some random shit
>she extends her leg to the counter on the other side while we chat
>just trying to eat while her leg is stretched out, spanning the walkway, inches in front of me during an unrelated conversation
is this some weird attempt at flirt or is she stimming
>>33363670Why are they so expensive
>>33363676they're just too much into the men vs. women culture war probably
>>33363684It's not a blame game. It's implied that someone gave up. There's an admission to two broken people there.
>>33363679Real mental illness of the day showcase
>>33363703Markup baby. Plus it's not like you're gonna be buying them every week they'll last years. Unless you're a chick I guess you guys go crazy with clothes.
>>33363658this guy has taste lol
>>33363702did you get a whiff?
>>33363679>>33363699Yeah nigga I play as a role, myself
>>33363698You know what they say, High Dex, low sex
>>33363701feminine men having this weird preference for roleplaying as women will always be weird & gay lmao.
>>33363691Why not seek outside help?
Women are you a total cutie patootie
>>33363724I'm a cunty mcmunty
>>33363718what, you mean like couples counseling?
>>33363727Doesn't sound pleasant
>>33363727we can tell bitch
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>>33363669These here recently.
Can I complain about
>tfw no gf
here?
>>33363531I know what makes me happy. Kids won't.
>>33363728Yeah. It's not just for married couples going through empty nest syndrome, or people that lose a kid
>>33363714no but I looked.
>>33363717Nah, you're just being silly.
>>33363722yup, most at least
Women is your hair damaged from years of dyeing and aggressive styling and products?
>>33363734If you phrase it in the form of a question
>>33363669>data miners at it again
>>33363698lol
I have been a dexshitter in Dark Souls.
>>33363746How can I find a femanon gf with big boobs?
>>33363744a bit since i used to always straighten it (i have the wonkiest looking wavy/curly hair naturally), but i try not to anymore
>>33363734Yes but it will not resolve anything.
>>33363755Maybe I can get a pity date?
>>33363707Yeah you are blaming, even quite explicitly by using the term "giving up", as if they just didn't fight hard enough.
>>33363751desu dex is harder than str in those games because str stunlocks everything
>>33363756From who? The women (male) in this general?
>>33363702Hot, does she have nice legs?
if i have sex in the first date am i eligible for chad status? or do I also need her to do something else
>>33363765That is a pretty baller move tbf
I could never
is it bad to be a neet couple? currently i don't mind it but it might become pretty depressing once we're 40+.
>>33363761I usually like using weapons with a bit of range that aren't very slow, so something like spears. And if they add bleeding damage, even better.
>>33363762There must be a woman (female) here, at least 1.
>>33363771How would y'all survive just straight up living off your parents?
>>33363769>I could neverWould is not the same as could.
>>33363765face height frame
>>33363773spears peaked so hard in 2
>>33363763her body is really nice. she is just kind of dumb
>>33363752>another incel that is a stacychaser
>>33363778See? I'm hilarious, girls like that.
>>33363738rofl unfortunately this was a situation where that was not possible for a variety of reasons. i had maybe ten million other major life crises happening at the same time, as did she, and to her credit she was largely open about the issues and tried more than she should have to work through them with me, but she reached a personal limit and if she hadn't broken things off, i frankly would have because the situation of hurting someone i love emotionally is probably the one thing that bothers me worse than feeling or being abandoned. it's been many months now, and regret about how i exacerbated her issues at all is just about the only thing i think about wrt her, outside of worrying about her generally. some problems don't have immediate solutions. i hope the fantasy she has of us both working through our issues and reconvening to at least become friends again works out, but i'm not holding my breath and with any luck neither is she.
>>33363779I think DaS 2 is the only one where I mostly used maces actually. lol
Best spear was the silver knight spear in DaS 1.
>>33363783Better go find them outside then. You're already a Chad
>>33363775we live off social security just fine, it's good here. and i wouldn't say no to a job but 10% unemployment + not having a good degree + having really bad social skills + no connections isn't giving me much hope for the future in terms of getting a job. we don't need to live off anyone's parents nor do we even really want to.
>>33363781She can be chubby. I like that, actually.
>>33363787silver knight spear was cool yeah, i remember eveyrone used demon spear in pvp. maces are stupid op in 2 for pve.
>>33363355Well there's competition since it's been flooding around my place.
Men would you support my pursuit to direct straight to streaming cheap shitty slasher movies? You don't have to give me money. Just moral support and maybe be a actor.
>>33363779nta but i'm a halberd/spear + shield main ds2, shields feel pretty good in ds2 actually
You guys are making me want to play a crpg. I haven't played one in years.
>>33363724Only for about thirty minutes after getting the anger dicked out of me.
>>33363406I felt up a boneless porkloin for dinner. Hnnng. That and some spaghetti squash.
>>33363776I mean I think even if I wanted to I couldn't pull it off
I'm lucky to manage a kiss on the cheek by date 3
>>33363800I would, but I don't like slasher movies.
Dark Souls discussions aren't allowed in my thread.
>>33363802it blew me away that halberds in ds2 could shieldpoke and then they never brought that back into the games ever again
>>33363810You might have to get covered in fake blood for hours.
>>33363780Based bimbo co-worker
Would you?
>>33363792>ChadI'm mentally ill tho.
>>33363800Yeah sure.
>>33363800if we were friends or dating, then sure. but not just generally. well, i'll offer you moral support generally. you can do it!
>>33363744No. My hair is le soft. But my bob only touches my collarbone.
>>33363697I love long hair on men. It's so handsome. *foams at mouth*
>>33363821>>33363822>>33363823Thanks guys. It's my goal for my 30s to make one that at least gets some attention online. Something people can watch drunk and have a good time.
>>33363828Are you sure you're not a closet lesbian?
>>33363818same, halberd + shieldpoke + med armor fast roll is the dream ngl. for this i usually do need to use a worse shield, not a greatshield, but it works pretty nicely and gives you a lot of options in a fight.
>>33363814I stabbed the spaghetti squash like *sharp violin noises*
And put some marinade onto the meat evenly with my hands.
>>33363838>with my hands.>she likes to get dirty
>>33363795At least you have a degree
> live off social security just fine, it's good hereHow do you not feel guilty and like a leech?
I signed up to it at the recommendation of a friend and feel guilty as hell for getting money to sit on my ass
>>33363795I can't believe I pay taxes and lose money off my paycheck for faggot retards like you. I hope you die in a house fire
>>33363820Sure, as long as she doesn't think it'll go anywhere
>>33363795You are an embarrassment and should kill yourselves
>>33363833I'm out of the closet and bisexual. I'm just so nervous around women that I do find attractive that it makes me dumb. @.@
>>33363771depends on how you define bad, but there's something to be said for not accomplishing anything as a matter of lifestyle choice, this is not good for the soul and it shouldn't be something you want for yourself or others
>>33363841after trying to find a job for years and not finding anything but short gig work (that i still do whenever it becomes available a few times a year), i realized there just aren't enough jobs here. at that point it's harder to just 100% blame yourself. now i see it more like, if society refuses to give me a job, then it can't complain that i'm on social security.
>>33363842>absolute seetheso this is what waking up at 4am every morning does to you.
>>33363819I don't know. That might actually be more amusing than watching the movie.
But people like you scare me.
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>>33363689No she doesn’t. Explain.
>>33363842This lmao
I'm prescribed antipsychotics so can also claim welfare if I cba to work but still work as much as I can
If you can physically work but chose not to you are a lazy bastard, simple as
This is probs just my strict upbringing speaking though
>>33363843So you'd have sex but nothing serious? Why not?
>>33363848But not men? I've always suspected you were a closet lesbian desu
>>33363853Get a job at a fucking grocery store holy shit
>>33363849yeah i don't see it as a particularly good thing either, but it is what it is and we both kinda feel stuck from having every application rejected (and getting the 10000th "we reject you, btw 3,5k other people also applied to this job" email).
>>33363853>trying to find a job for years and not finding anything but short gig work (that i still do whenever it becomes available a few times a yearFair enough jf you are actually trying then and unemployment rates are shit in your cuntry
>>33363853>didn't get a job at Buzzfeed making tiktoks >society doesn't have enough jobs! I hope you know this won't last you very long
Tell me something about yourself, but lie to me.
>>33363861you need a degree to work in a grocery store here, sounds like you live in the US (aka the easiest country to get a low-income job). even those cashier guys have it shitty since none of them can get full hours. which means even grocery store workers have to rely on social security here.
>>33363865>reverse info gathering tacticsData miners keep at it
>>33363866>you need a degree to work in a grocery store herewtf, is the job comparable to the ones in the us?
How can a woman go from saying
>I need to be around your family more so they beg associated with my scent so we’ll never break up
to
>I’m so sorry but this breakdown has been a long time coming and we need to talk. I’m so sorry this is happening right now anon
In the span of 3 weeks
>>33363864man you're absolutely melting lmao. go flip more burgers and telling yourself it's meaningful
Women, how do your men show their appreciation for you? How do they show you that they see you and all that you do for them, that they hear you, they listen, they care, and they love you? What can I do for my gf to make her feel appreciated?
>>33363867I love children. I'm a very material and soft spoken woman.
>>33363874>very materialMost women are.
>>33363873>What can I do for my gf to make her feel appreciated?Get to the point faster.
>>33363870Idk she lied to you, she probably overwhelmed herself and coped hard and then realized she actually wants something else
>>33363840I'm gonna feel that meat. Raw too.
>>33363865I would never have sex with a femboy
>>33363865I've never been told that I'm "big," and I've never felt a woman orgasm on my body.
>>33363864Maybe it really is that shit in his country but I'm not convinced he can't find a job as a janitor, warehouse packer, dishwasher etc.
>>33363866>none of them can get full hours. which means even grocery store workers have to rely on social security hereThat's better than the UK at least where you don't get the social security in those cases (so a lot of people just choose to stay on it vs. working part-time, it's a dumb system)
>need a degree to work in a grocery store hereI highly fucking doubt everyone at the grocery store has a degree lmao
I got a part-time job offer at a grocery store a couple of weeks ago and I was literally drunk in the interview and have no degree or experience
>>33363866>even those cashier guys have it shitty since none of them can get full hours.It's true. Every entry level job I've worked only allows so many full time workers, so part timers have to wait for someone to either quit, retire, or be promoted. Until then, have fun with your inconsistent schedule and hours. The only exception has been factory work so far, which is overtime hell.
>>33363869you mean grocery store work? not sure, i've applied several times but never even got a reply. i've heard from friends how hard it is to get one (a cashier job), and it just makes you mad when you go to a supermarket and there are like 30 registers but you've only ever seen 4 open even at the busiest hours while you know they get like 10k applications a month. just skimping on employment costs essentially and making sure *not* all young people can get jobs.
>>33363866I know you're fucking lying lol go work at a gas station then. holy shit you are such a leech
>>33363874What does this have to do with data miners?
>>33363872I'm a pediatrician you useless waste of space lmfao
>>33363858Where are your kittens
>>33363862sounds like a reasonable situation to feel stuck in. you guys are lucky to have each other. i reckon you two need to entertain more creative careers. either way, i think if it's situational then it is whatever, but when you're at the point of just resigning and rationalizing it, something more is probably going on and it isn't good to ignore it.
job market may not be good, but it is by no means impossibly bad. i'm a goblin with no traditional job experience, no college experience, and barely scraped by high school and have a comfy remote tech job, i'm sure you with a degree can scrape something up. this isn't gloating, only pointing out that if i can do it, you absolutely can do it, too. anything else is cope (and if you choose to cope, then own it and cope openly, don't rationalize it with "well we tried and it didn't work out and basically Society's fucking retarded. don't believe me? click here")
>>33363872>flip more burgers and telling yourself it's meaningfulNta, I don't miss working food service which sucks lol, and big corporations can suck a dick, but the burger flipper is probably providing more value to people day to day than you are, sorry to say it
This isn't a wageslave psyop btw this is just a genuine "what have I done for other people?" today thought
I know a guy (not me kek) who can't hold a job due to severe depression/PTSD but he still volunteers at the soup kitchen when he can and local events
i hate you all you're all mean and awful people
>>33363865I'm extremely handsome
>>33363887i don't even see how this is controversial, but seems like it's way easier to get these kinds of minimum wage jobs for americans especially to they assume it's easy peasy everywhere in the world when in fact in many places they expect a sales degree for something like a cashier gig.
>>33363891nice rage bait lol
>33363896
>/atoga/ poster chose a job where he has an excuse to look at naked kids
>>33363878Finding joy in murder terror and gore is unsettling.
Where do I find a woman who can speak at least five languages, sing beautifully, and wants children?
>>33363865I totally DIDNT spend a thousand dollars somehow last month hahahaa
>>33363905I'm a woman but I'm sure it's very reassuring to you that even useless lazy members of society can find love and be useless together
>>33363870Idk, feel like it's easy to jump the gun and get in one's feelings at the start of dating, before the honeymoon phase passes and rose tinted glasses wear off etc. and they realise they're not actually that into you or want something else like other anon said
I suspect my gf is pulling away similarly also after lovebombing me at first
>>33363896those suicide rates and your mental fragility, look out for yourself
>>33363901And you're not?
>>33363916why aren't you better than m,e
>>33363865I am not downloading MoistCr1TiKaL pintrest photos and watching lil glamor tiktoks of him also on pintrest.
>>33363901What have I done
>>33363903Tell me this magical country where you need a degree to work every single job. Have you tried babysitting? Dog walking? You can't even do DoorDash once a week? You're too scared to lose your benefits so you don't even try. Why lie and pull this shit about there being no jobs dude? Even qt can get a job within a month of being fired. I do not believe you.
>>33363859>Why not?She does this thing where she speaks in exaggerated ebonics to sound cool or laid back. She's white mixed with something but not black. I'm just not into it.
>>33363903It's not controversial as much as it is frustrating. And while the jobs aren't difficult, employers do a shit job and actually hiring. It took me months to find entry level jobs, never receiving call backs while my applications stay up for so long that they expire on the company's website. Meanwhile the same job posting will stay up the entire time, never changing. It makes you wonder if they're even trying to hire.
>>33363907I like the artistry in crafting fictional horror.
>>33363901whats wrong cat poster
I have nothing against neets. Do your thing. Your existence makes no difference to me.
>>33363800I would just dont make me act in it. Do wanna hang around on set tho
>>33363918I don't know. I try to be, but so many people get on my nerves.
>>33363883I bet you made sure to spread it our real good too. Felt every inch of that juicy meat with your fingers. And you then licked your fingers to clean up the leftover sauce.
>>33363912>hag who can't find a guy to stick around spends her free time goating about it on 4chan of all placesGood lord you are miserable
>>33363913We’ve been together for 3 years :/
>>33363936I have a boyfriend
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>>33363897I’m not kitten poster, this is cat poster. If you mean my offspring they do not yet exist. Seeking cuddle buddy bf first
Do chads ever fight each other for territory
>>33363865compromise: i'll tell you something about myself that i am genuinely uncertain is true or false: in the future, i will be a very happy dad to many cute children, with a woman i love dearly and fuck rawly on a day-to-day basis.
>>33363865I have completed most of the games I own on Steam and I don't regret grabbing so many from FOMO.
Men, how did it feel when you learned to let go of your bitterness and put your full faith and trust in women? Was it a sudden relief, like you stopped banging your head into the wall, or more of a gradual release from your self-inflicted trauma? How much has your life improved since you learned to trust women?
>>33363912You know what's fucked up? That's actually one of the most reassuring things I've heard today. I can find love even if I hit rock bottom. Fucking A. Let's go.
>>33363929There is artistry in crafting all sorts of different stories, but you chose horror.
>>33363944Some people are happy being a cog.
>>33363945Yes I do mean your offspring. Your womb has sadly been shedding for naught.
>>33363890>there are like 30 registers but you've only ever seen 4 open even at the busiest hoursWelcome to capitalism
The bigger tbe corporation, the worse this endemic becomes ime
I worked at a Starbucks and on busy Sundays afternoons it was often me on the till, one person on drinks and the manager in the back office doing fuck knows what
And people would hand us resumes all the time
Ofc nobody else was hired and they were putting me down for 60 hour weeks while my contract was like 35
Needless to say I walked out of that job after a few weeks (and then thankfully got a way, WAY better job)
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Identity fraud is serious anons
>>33363951Yea, as long as you smoke crack like
>>33363903 and pretend you can't get a job love will open up and find you
>>33363950I have never been bitter regarding women. Women just don't really exist to me? You're just there and then you're not, and it has very little to do with my happiness, so that's okay.
>>33363944Not all that weird. I wear a tie to work every day, although my office isn't very sterile. In fact, it's pretty cozy, full of tea and books. I'm getting a tapestry to decorate one wall soon.
>>33363950I don't put my full trust in anyone unless I really know them but women are pretty nice. You guys are fun.
>>33363898>comfy remote tech jobWhat are you doing, AI training or something?
>>33363865I am very satisfied with my degree choice. It's very easy to find employment
I can't stop scaring my boyfriends cat when he's not around. Is this going to come back to haunt me? Scaring cats is so much fun.
>>33363951Just become a discord groomer.
>>33363928frustrating how? i don't really understand it. and whenever i've worked these gig jobs i have a few times a year i often got the feeling that my coworkers (the ones who had regular jobs as well, not the coworkers who were in my situation) came across as depressed or just mean-spirited in general, like making fun of customers constantly. as i said i'd instantly go for a chance of having a full time job, but sometimes man it just feels like people become depressed and bitter from working, it's a pattern that just seems too common.
>>33363950quite the opposite, life has punished me relentlessly for ever getting attached to any girl under any circumstance, and the message is clear enough. my life hasn't improved at all after accepting this, and its trajectory has taken an absolute nose dive, but i can at least be in control of where the fires burn now
>>33363954I don’t want to be a manager or anything I want to do something tangible like research or development. I’m studying CS and Math so I think that’s doable if the job market gets better when I graduate
>>33363771If you're so insecure about it then yea it is bad and you know it's bad
>>33363956Would you bring them enough food until they can hunt for themselves
>>33363942>tranny assumes everyone must want itEw
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>>33363959Well I was called kittenposter but then scary things happened I’m sorry
>>33363959>>33363944It's kinda crazy how you guys have the same filenames and images. You are like sisters.
>>33363966demonic behavior
>>33363935I woulda. If I really felt silly, I'd slap myself with it.
>>33363950I've never been bitter. And I'm basically invisible to women
>>33363978>scary things happenedYou mean posting your tits and then crashing down?
>>33363967Yikes. Why the targeted blow?
>>33363979I get my files from Pinterest lol. Pinterest gives them the file names and sometimes they’re predetermined
She could also be stealing my kittens
Ok I'm going to go eat my old pad thai
>>33363912>to you that even useless lazy members of society can find love and be useless togetherNta.
No.
I swear I'm no longer the seething incel I was at 14yo.
But this shit is the one of the only things that still makes me mad. Or more like just jaded.
Some people can find love as useless neets. And I have to put so much fucking effort to barely even have a chance at being considered.
I understand not everyone is like that, but holy fuck this one bothers me.
>uh yeah, I am so in love with my neet bf who doesn't go out of the house, lives with his parents, showers once a week and does nothing other than browsing 4chinz all day. Or the fucking cases that are like:
>teah, I really loved my ex, but he turned out to be a piece of shit who cheated on me with every woman that crossed his path, he also did drugs, had massive debt and beat the shit out of me a couple times.It makes me think that I'm somehow worse than these people, because I can't find someone to care.
I refuse to date anyone just out of desperation, as that is evil. And I don't blame others for my situation. But fuck me these ones are like twisting the knife.
>>33363950>how did it feel when you learned to let go of your bitternessLike I don't have to carry that burden any farther.
>and put your full faith and trust in womenlol
>>33363988Because it doesn't get much more rock bottom than that.
>>33363937Aw shucks, I'm sorry to hear that anon
I hope you can have a heart to heart with her about it and figure out what's up
>>33363957yup it's just a sad situation all around, this is my experience with stores and coffee shops in general too. good luck applying unless you know someone or have that 0,1% luck. but from what i've seen it's mega stressful too, glad you got something better.
>>33363993You should be angry tb.h I find it extremely ridiculous that lowlifes have zero issue finding partners. If it is of any reassurance, these people are probably living in squalor and hanging on to miserable relationships just so they don't lose their homes or the only companion that accepts them for being the jobless losers and drug addicts they are.
>>33363975Of course they'd be my kittens too
>>33363991Ok. Let us know if you die.
>>33363966Are you 4 years old?
>>33363978Do you think that removing your name will protect you somehow?
>>33363991Unsugared taste
>>33364002>I find it extremely ridiculous that lowlifes have zero issue finding partnersI found that inspiring. I saw it years ago and realized that I had every much as right to get laid as the greasy shitstains I saw getting laid. It was a confidence booster that I needed.
>>33363989Well catposter, are you?
Hi cat poster, long time fan first time writer. Why do you have such a hard time finding a cuddleable boy friend?
thanks,
#1 cat poster fan
p.s. sorry kitten poster this one is NOT for you, you are too bitter and crash out at random things. but i do hope you can continue college so you can stick it to your faithless mom.
>>33363979iPhone posters have two types of filenames, IMG_1645.jpg and 3109E7F7-5CB1-4C0D-BDD0-63310D55DFAF.jpg.
It doesn't mean anything other than showing that the person is (probably) posting from an iPhone.
>>33363989We share our kittens. I’m pretty sure img_1234 is the default name for images on phones too. Maybe we are long lost littermates. Who knows?
My real sister is a dog person, so it’s not her.
>>33363991Delicious choice, though I fear for your stomach.
>>33364010Nta but I saw some junkie and his junkie gf today, we was explaining something or her (idk what but he was pretty vulgar) and she was just sitting there nodding along
>>33363944No, my girlfriend does the same. Wouldn’t say she dreamed of it, but she enjoys the job and the pay
>>33363926I've only ever actually been fired once I just want to clarify... (and I don't feel *too* bad about that cause another girl also on probation was fired shortly before me for a lame reason)
>>33363928>makes you wonder if they're even trying to hireI think the buck in poorly managed businesses just often gets passed down to some low level manager sod who barely has time to run the store let alone hire new people. So in the meanwhile they struggle while being understaffed, but the higher ups don't care if their pockets are still being lined
Is it cheating if I draw porn to make extra money? Especially if everyone I draw will basically look like my boyfriend in assorted costumes? I would consider Only fans shit cheating but I'm not prostituting myself at all even in the slightest.
Porn use is minimized in our relationship, I draw for us sometimes and I've always enjoyed drawing ass so I thought I might as well. But then the guilt hit.
My boyfriend is supportive for now but I'm afraid of ever making him even slightly insecure since he is my world. Any jealous types want to weigh in? I'd be kind of jealous if he did the reverse, he'd really need to reassure me and make sure it was clear I was the muse.
>>33364014I know it's just a funny coincidence
>>33364012>Why do you have such a hard time finding a cuddleable boy friend?"She's" not real. When will you guys learn.
>>33364017>he was explaining something or her (idk what but he was pretty vulgar) and she was just sitting there nodding alongThere's no reason that some junky couldn't see you explaining something (idk what but he was pretty erudite) and she just sits there nodding along. If he can do it, and he can't do much, then you can do so much more, if you just put your mind to it.
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>>33364003What are your choice for names?
>>33364012It’s part of the tism curse.
>>33364002>tranny thinks every jobless person is a drug addictYou are gross ngl.
>>33363950I opened up to a woman and she ghosted me lol
>>33364021I don't think it's cheating but I'd think it's extremely weird and probably wouldn't want to pursue that.
>>33363950>Was it a sudden relief, like you stopped banging your head into the wall, or more of a gradual release from your self-inflicted trauma? How much has your life improved since you learned to trust women?It's not relieving.
I'm not as angry anymore.
I'm just sad.
>self-inflicted traumaIt wasn't really a sudden realization. More like just acceptance of what I've always known. And a conscious rejection of those feelings that I deemed evil.
It doesn't mean I stopped self-sabotaging. I still fucking hate myself and I'm terrified of getting close to anyone.
The ONE time I met someone who I loved so deeply that I was forced to ignore my fears and talk to her, it ended horribly wrong.
I'm not relieved. I'm not happy.
I'm lonely and sad. I have a daily struggle between my craving for company and meaning (there's more to this, it's a complicated topic) and the knowledge that there's nothing lovable about me. Which makes me not want to do anything at all.
I still have a sensd of what is "good", and even though I constantly fail, I want to someday be a good person. And so I try to choose what is good when I'm put in the position to make that decision. An active decision to not be mad, to not lie, to help others, etc. Not because I want something in return, but merely because it's the right thing to do.
>>33364000Yeah dude it sucks that it's this way and ik how demoralising it can be to keep getting rejections from positions you're overqualified for
For wagie jobs honestly just put in the absolute bare minimum effort applying because it's a numbers game lol
>>33364021Nah you're good it's just a bit weird. Also draw furry porn from what i hear they pay bank
>>33364025>It’s part of the tism curse.don't say that, there has to be hope for our kind ;_;
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>>33364027I was a drug addict while working jobs actually
I've not worked a single job where I didn't drink hard liquor on the job at least sometimes
You can do anything you set your mind to uwu <3
NA FESTA DO FIM DE SEMANA
>>33364002What the fuck, why would I be angry about other people finding companionship.
>>33363991Hope it's scrumptious
>>33363990Hi kot
NOT THE FACE-
>>33363985Post trax
>>33363946I saw most fights in middle school. The ones who got into fights were always kinda below the top Chads.
One time, a teacher came into our class to complain about the lower Chad beating his classmates and how she didn't know what to do, kek.
Saw a few chair fights. Saw one guy being taken away in handcuffs (I slapped this guy once on the bus, he was very annoying).
Saw a stereotypical fat bully from my class saying something to a short guy in the hallway then randomly punching him in the face like 10 times.
>>33364039I used to drink myself to sleep with whiskey every night after smoking a few cigarettes. Then I got a gf, and she cured me of everything; I've been smoke- and liquor-free ever since. Nothing fixes a man faster than a good woman.
>>33364025Hmm. I think I'd choose the boy names and you'd choose the girl names. I've always wanted a cat and to name him arcimboldo. Something silly like that. What are your ideas mrs catposter.
>>33364000I was hired today as a cashier at a small store. I have no relevant experience.
>>33363966Please be bait
This is making me rageeeeee
>>33363950>how did it feel when you learned to let go of your bitternessI'll let you know if the time ever comes
>>33364044Nigga went to school in the hood
>>33364054Isn't coco naturally bitter?
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>>33364045>Then I got a gf, and she cured me of everything; I've been smoke- and liquor-free ever sinceGuess I'm a lost cause then
>>33364027If you aren't then you have no excuse ooo what are you going to do cancel me?
>>33364044I meant adults... like surely after a few hundred bodies they'll eventually pick up each other's sloppy seconds right? Doesn't that create tension?
>>33363950kek my favorite ritual post
Men,
Would you flick rubber bands at your gf's ass and then immediately propose to her like on the halmark channel?
Anyone play guitar here. I need help with something.
>>33364059Good catch heh <3
Yeah that was totally my intention and not just a coincidence
Anyway this thread is distracting me from my gayming rn, ttyl
>>33364054It's annoying smells and tries to steal food. I just started wearing my Darth maul mask and chasing it around the house. But now it like bolts whenever it sees me. it really started when I saw it trying to eat my poor whip scorpion in my room and I lost it and smacked it off the table. Ever since then we've been at war. I hate dogs and cats so much guys.
>>33364068Can I play it? Yes.
Can I play it well? No.
Do you believe in astrology / personality type stuff?
>>33363998Well we did and we split. I’m hoping it’s just a temporary thing so she can overcome her breakdown but she doesn’t want me to get involved in it so I’m getting dropped
CAT POSTER
LET THIS BE A MESSAGE TO YOU
>>33364075only as entertainment
>>33364068Yh but haven't played in a while
>>33364066Idk what that second thing is it sounds gay but I used to do this with my gf in high school. I used to snipe her with rubber bands during class and lunch and sometimes I'd even hit her in the head. It was funny and I got quite good at it.
>>33364077I'm sorry man ): <3 sending hugs
My gf also wants to take a break, it's ogre isn't it...
>>33364075>personality stuffYou must make a distinction. I believe in psychology.
MBTI is retarded tho.
Fun to do for the lolz but not to be taken seriously.
>>33364078I'd totally do that if I could get away with it.
>>33364029That's fair, I've worried that he's only on board because I shared that some artists make 5-10k a month if they are consistent enough. The idea of being treated to a nice vacation sometimes is very appealing.
>>33364036Unfortunately not a furry, but I grew up a fujoshi and I know those girls also like to spend. When I posted suggestive stuff in the past my followers consisted of fujos and gays, united by their (our) lust for twinks, so I'm targeting them.
How come manwhores never get slutshamed for wearing skintight tank tops in public
>>33364073>>33364080>>33364081Idk if I'm just retarded but when I'm playing chords with less than 6 strings I find it hard to hit the exact number of strings on a strum. Is there a trick to this.
>>33364063Oh, you meant girls. I think every Chad has a harem of girls already and they don't really care about sloppy seconds if they're just fucking them. They always get a good girl with a <5 body count for a long-term relationship, though.
Fights would happen in night clubs or bars. It wouldn't be like a telenovela where the jealous guy finds out about the other guy and then fights him.
>>33364075For funsies. I wouldn't put stocks into it.
>>33364089i've never seen guys do this. shirtless is kinda shameless though. personally i never know how to act around guys who are shirtless in public so i just avoid looking at them completely lol
femanons do you ever feel bad about how you treat us male anons?
>>33364072>wearing my Darth maul mask and chasing it around the house. But now it like bolts whenever it sees me>I lost it and smacked it off the tableThis has to be bait, you cannot be this cruel
I hope your bf finds out and dumps you immediately, you horrible bitch
The fact that my boyfriend never wants to do anything except watch tv is a major bummer for me. I don't think people can change, and if I spoke to him about how much this bothers me the best I can ever hope for is that he'll tolerate doing other activities with me, not that he'll ever be enthusiastic or ever the one to suggest something first.
Is there any way I can communicate to him that I wanted a more active partner without being hurtful, or do I have to suck it up and decide to live with the way he is or move on?
>>33364091I either mute the strings I don't use, or learn to accurately pick the correct number of strings. Percussion comes with practice
>>33364083I suppose it depends on the reason. Why does she want a break from you?
>>33364094If you spend any time irl you notice the whores of both genders end up together. but nice try spreading your chad obsession, troon anon.
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Male anons help I could open a jar of pickles THAT I MADE wtf
>>33364104Smack him with a leather belt
>>33364112I can open that for you. I can also reach the ones on the top shelf.
>>33364101>the gender that constantly whines at and insults the other one tries to play the victimMale = victim complex
>>33364072>Darth maul maskBased
>chasing it around the houseNot based and cruel
>>33364104Don't suck it up, communicate it to him
He might just be a very passive/laid back guy and make the effort to change and do stuff with you so it's worth a shot
I'll be honest though it's not a great sign. I'm the kind of guy who can spend all day playing video games when I'm single but I still go out and do stuff with my gf and fun activities at home whenever we're together
>>33364112Congratulations.
>>33364091Mm, technique. I don’t do technique. I’ll either mute with my thumb or just play the low string, but I’m pretty much always strumming all 6 strings because I just dont care. Cowboy chords and barre chords all work with this method
If you want a trick, it’s practice. There’s gotta be a YouTube video for this exact thing
>>33364104>Is there any way I can communicate to him that I wanted a more active partner without being hurtful, or do I have to suck it up and decide to live with the way he is or move on?The same way you just told us.
>hurtfulYou should be able to have conversations like this with your bf. Otherwise it's a retarded relationship.
Hurt comes from feeling attacked or rejected, if there's real trust in between both of you, this shouldn't be an issue.
>>33364110Not really true. You clearly don't talk to any Chads, retarded dumb fuck.
>>33364107>practiceYeah I guess that's the only real answer isn't it
>>33364119>fun activities at homeCan you give examples?
I love picking cats up by their scruff and watching them squirm
>>33364104You're assuming he won't enjoy any of the things you introduce him to.
>>33364030>write out honest response>no repliesI hate this place
>>33364104Are you wanting kids? If not then confronting him isn't that big of a deal.
Tell him you want to do more date and lovey stuff or you're gonna stop being attracted to a TV glued moid.
>>33364094>It wouldn't be like a telenovela where the jealous guy finds out about the other guy and then fights him.But my fujo fanfics...
I love picking femanons up by their scruff and watching them squirm
>>33364120Sorry that was I typo I meant I couldn’t open the jar of pickles and I’m sad I want to taste my pickles
>>33364030You're not unlovable.
>>33364124Unfortunately. If you practice it slowly, you can have a lot more control over your movements and gradually speed it up. That's been my tried and true method
>>33364128> It doesn't mean I stopped self-sabotaging. You need to stop that.
>>33364133Stab the top with a knife to relieve the pressure
>>33364132I love doing the ice bucket challenge on cats
>>33364126Cringe
>>33364132Based
>tfw no gf to pick up
>>33364089because it's a non gay way of showing off
men get shamed for femboymaxxing
What does the italian mafia do these?
>>33364098I feel like wearing a tanktop is worse than fully topless because it draws attention to their arms and collarbone and sideboob...
>>33364105I'm trying to run my errands
>>33364142Work as politicians
>>33364065Didn't he/she post this last year or the year before also? It's a good troll ngl
>>33364109She says a mistake I made before (I messed up pretty bad one night after work and drank too much and was really late going to hers to have a mini celebration about something) and other little things and lack of communication etc. pushed her away, and she wants more time to think about things
I won't deny I fucked up but I think she's just lost feelings desu after seeing the "real me". She rushed into things and seemed really into me at first despite barely knowing me which felt a bit sus but I rolled with it
I dunno man I'm gonna play some vidya and sleep (she said she's talking a walk and I offered to go with her unless she wants to go alone, but to just be safe, and she left me on read as per usual now)
>>33364091You'll get more precise the more you practise. Do it slowly first and make sure you hit the correct strings. Also mute unwanted strings with your left hand. Honestly even if your technique isnt perfect all that matter is it sounds good
>>33364087>I'm targeting themIf you can squeeze money out of them id say go and do it its not like you got any thing to loose. Once your bf sees its nice bit of extra income id doubt he'd complain.
>>33364140Call me gummo the way I be treating cats
>>33364133Pickling produces an underpressure that hold the lid down tighter than you screwed it on.
Run the lid under hot water and grab it with a linen towel and see if that make it easier.
>>33364104is he willing to try new stuff?
Imagine I actually caught HIV. Suicide
>>33364142Actual Italian or Italian American?
This halmark mystery show is turning into a pg saw, wtf am I watching?
>My Gal Sunday (2014)
>>33364134Feels like it.
>>33364137Can't do that.
>>33364104Point out the cool stuff people do on TV and tell him "hey imagine it we did that but in real life haha"
Why the FUCK do babies stare at me so hard? Do they want to fight? Cause I’ll fucking fight if I gotta.
>>33364043https://youtu.be/wLKOIHrnk80
https://youtu.be/tC_rOKhj19Y
https://youtu.be/NknuSpM0ji0
>>33364155He says no to most of the things I suggest. He will go to some musicals with me but I care more about small daily things, like going for a walk, than I care about one time events.
women could you beat me up if you wanted?
Bye, atoga, I'll return in about 12 horus
>>33364162You CAN, you just refuse to for whatever reason.
>>33364166They have a natural sense for impurity. The children can see right through you, Anon.
>>33364160My auntie watches those.
>>33364157You probably didn't. But that's what the meds are for right.
>>33364162> The ONE time I met someone who I loved so deeply that I was forced to ignore my fears and talk to her, it ended horribly wrong. what happened here?
>>33364166I would laugh so hard if I saw some freak get worked up and punch a random baby in public.
>>33364075MBTI yes, it's pretty accurate
Astrology, I don't disbelieve it but I also don't follow it
>>33364173Where are you going
>>33364172If you were a cat.
>>33364177Holy shit I though HIV spread through spit. I'm fine he didn't even precum and I didn't bleed. God graciously protect me from the evil in this world.
>>33364104Imagine dating a tv watcher, couldn't be me
>>33364179This fucking baby won’t stop
>>33364175This is probably true, the babies mom has a fat ass
Cat assaulter
What are your thoughts on the cat poster?
>>33364025>It’s part of the tism curseNTA but that's not really explaining much.
>>33364149That’s brutal man. I hope it works out for you. I’m not saying there’s areas where I don’t need to improve but my gf needs to improve on herself alone I guess. I didn’t have an issue with talking to her about her problems but she thought she’d be burdening me with what she’s going through now. I insisted she wouldn’t be a burden but she didn’t let down. I’m just hoping she doesn’t lose feelings for me. She was crying and almost threw up when we were talking
>>33364078I want those onyo.
Just got reborn on the porcelain throne, if you know what I mean.
>>33364188Annoying ass dirty animals
Women would you ever draw your bf's peen?
>>33364185It's just body fluids in general that's why I'm afriad to fight crackheads. Do those meds even stop the infection or what, what are they.
>>33364125Nothing crazy but like doing karaoke and dancing together, cooking together or having a BBQ, playing cards or a board game, playing with the cats together... even when we watched TV we would sing the songs of a musical or quote lines in a funny show (we used to do this stupid thing where we'd just stare at each other and try not to laugh)... idk just have fun together y'know
I hate and love women at the same time. I want to simultaneously love and marry one, but also drop out of society. Probably I ought to ignore "rot alone" impulses, but I genuinely think I might prefer the pain of being alone while wanting a family to the pain of trusting someone else enough open up and hoping they don't make me regret it. Women, what have you done to me? There is not one time your love has ever been worth the eventual pain, which is upsetting because your love is tempting.
>>33364166you have a cute face anon
We get these pills to swallow. How they stick in your mouth.
>>33364201Ugh I hate dogs too
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qt and his gf are on another break, big surprise
>>33364075idk what any of these mean, is this homestuck?
>>33364174Because I don't like myself.
It's whatever anyway.
As I said, it's my fault and problem. Won't put that on anyone else. Staying away is better.
>>33364178I have posted about it yesterday. Got reject for something I can't do anything about. And it gave me an identity crisis (not really but it did fuck me up).
>>33364199Why would you fight a crackhead? And they're just PRep
>>33364169have you told him thats important to you and would you make happy? men can be dense sometimes
>>33364202Don’t tease me :s
>>33364207Hehe you're coming with me you cutie
women would you rather fuck goku or broly?
>>33364213TASTES LIKE GOLD
>>33364222Broly literally has the mental faculties of a 12yr old
>>33364217why did they give you pre-exposure medication?
>>33364206Damn it, I'm like two steps removed from being a dog. Women, do you have no limits? No honor?
>>33364166That ised to happen to me a lot. They would suddenly fixate on me.
Not anymore. It stopped happening a few years ago for some reason.
>>33364217Not out of my own volition lol these motherfuckers are predictably unpredictable. Never know when they'll snap.
Doesn't look that bad in terms of side effects are you just super sensitive or something
>>33364232You hit the wall anon
women would you rather date kaicenat or ishowspeed?
>>33364208QT is celebrating right now with another drink.
Would you rather blow up a nightclub in Paris or London
>>33364167>Orbital>Sewerslvt >Moving Shadow recordsOnce again with the impeccable taste
I send you some choons in return
https://youtu.be/ykIA2ddd8Bo?si=LsvetjMI3Hu8zwEk
https://youtu.be/VA69HxJW23E?si=GtcuMgUdzunJj15u
https://youtu.be/-YZw7gWAH1M?si=-FKtftuhHDbDfqBc
https://youtu.be/IVLweWgx6Kc?si=-kPiSKMnNzTFjj3M
https://youtu.be/-rtO0-YOkHY?si=8l2yneajRpVquBsl
https://youtu.be/MUwHYaVYjq0?si=nzsyJjvyYbuPOuwz
>>33364231cute that you think anyone under the age of 25 has seen dbz
>>33364217>Why would you fight a crackheadUnfortunately it's usually the crackhead's decision.
>>33364237I'm 23. So probably.
Damn, it really never began. Khhv and already hit the wall.
Men, you have to be a sidekick to one of the following
>Totally Spies
>Kim Possible
>Miraculous Ladybug
>>33364230They're such cucked animals. At least cats are above doing stupid tricks. Also so smelly
>>33364211I also got rejected some months ago and it destroyed me. Just don't get attached to the dooming. You can't know what is going to happen and you might miss things because of it
>>33364194): sounds like she has feelings and is going through it too but needs time for herself, yeah, which is a shame but don't take it as a reflection on you
Hope it all pans out OK man, keep us updated
>>33364247I don't know who any of those are. Are they bands?
Contributing to the catposting as an unknown third player.
>>33364238i've seen ishowspeed yeah, i'd rather date a neckbeard from 8ch. don't know that other guy though.
>>33364243>sewerslvt>impeccable taste
>>33364244you ask childish questions
>>33364247Totally spies
Larger possibility that one of them falls in love with me
>>33364208WE WERE ON A BREAK
>>33364239Actually I'm crying and drinking water
>>33364247Love them all but Totally Spies duh
Though I would just be Mandy's simp if rizzing Clover didn't work
>>33364234but they gave it to you after you exposed? so why did they give you a pre-exposure medication?
>>33364247Why would underaged girls have grown ass men as their sidekicks?
>>33364263Nta but it's not even confirmed, she might not even have it
>>33364260Nigga what do you want me to ask about? Economics? Politics? Sorry i'm too whimsical for you, grandpa
>>33364262Why are you letting her mess with your emotions like this
So e self cleaning litter oxs decapitate the cats.
>ran into a girl I asked out a few months ago at the gym today
>last couple of times I saw her she was pretty cold towards me
>she greets me by name (she never did this before) and stops to talk to me and seemed happy to see me
Uhh are we back? Something tells me it probably means nothing though.
>>33364247Totally Spies or if i can throw in a wildcard the hex girls
>>33364272> grandpaits unc now
>>33364246It’s worse when you realize that you actually were kinda cute and that you wasted your potential
>>33364276only one way to find out
>>33364269what do you think exposure means?
>>33364251It wasn't a
>wanna go out?>no. It was a months long relationship that ended with
>I love you but because of (x) I can't be with you no matter what you do, it will never work. No, it doesn't matter.>suddenly ghosts after promising to talk about more another day. The questions in my head.
The realizations.
The "paranoia"
The frustration.
The longing.
I'm not completely closed off to finding someone. I just think it's insanely unlikely to happen again, like lower odds than winning the lottery.
And I'm too down for anything else atm. I don't know how long it will last either.
>>33364247Totally spies, foursome imminent
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>>33364284Nope sorry, you're an oldhead
>>33364278Crazy how a single snailcat killed six BILLION people...
Life is simply unfair
>>33364288Gee, thanks, anon. Really made me feel better.
>>33364295When did big bro come into the picture
>>33364243i really like that 4 hero track
>>33364295damn you have a chart
>>33364282sorry, try this one on for size
>>33364295i thought 25+ was unc
Cats are your property....you can do what you want with the stuff you own.
>>33364300Onii-chan has always been part of AAVE
>>33364293so you were friends for a long time and one day you said you loved her?
>>33364305That’s only as a meme
>>33364309Holy shit I just took 2d6 psychic damage
>>33364305I be unc for the yns ong icl
>>33364311wtf are you srs i've been calling people 25+ unc this entire time not in a joking way
>>33364292It's still gonna do something even after exposure, better than nothing
>>33364303Far more manageable thank you
>>33364293are you me? except she didn't ghost me, but she did randomly exit my life pretty fast one day with no real way for me to contact her, after a decade of friendship. hurts_just_a_little.jpg
>>33364310No. We "dated" and when things got too real she confessed it was all fake.
I knew there was something wrong, but I trusted that with time and my effort she could open up to me more. I planned to work my ass off to make it work, to make her dreams come true. Nothing mattered.
There's more, but I don't want to discuss it in this place, it weirds me out.
Why's everything gotta be so fucking gay
>>33364323how it is on this bitch of an earth.
>>33364268Look it's been like a decade but the Spies were in college weren't they? Kim was in college for most of her show, and I have no idea who Ladybug is but google says she's French so... yeah.
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!!!
>>33364166They can't see you because you're so black. Babies don't have HD vision until about 1 year old.
>>33364322That's fucked up man I am sorry. So why do you think it's extremely unlikely? was she like the hottest girl on earth or something
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Women would you keep me company while i play indie horror games with ps2 graphics at night?
>>33364327I don't know I don't watch cartoons for girls
>>33364253>Are they bands?Totally Spies was originally going to be a girl band cartoon until very late into development, to be fair
>>33364280>the hex girlsMore like the sexual awakening girls
>>33364273She's not doing anything I'm just an emotional person in case you hadn't noticed
I just want her to do what's right for her at the end of the day, her happiness comes first. It just suckss
>>33364276Probably just doesn't want any hard feelings and she's over it
>>333643014hero were jungle pioneers in the early 90s
(The Tom & Jerry track is also them)
These days they do more nu-jazzy broken beat stuff if that's up your alley
>>33364259They have some iconic bangers, even if they're a bit cookie cutter they're still a vibe https://youtu.be/HOAKXWTtIuE?si=lKXe1rs2odvmPE4O
I respect how they brought the oldskool/liquid jungle sound to the zoomer laincore mainstream, while still being quite gritty and dark in their aesthetics
>>33364196He would post toilet humor.
>>33364292Do you think I'm still going to catch it
>>33364343Relax he probably didn't even have it
>>33364333>was she like the hottest girl on earth or somethingYeah. She was all I had ever wanted since I can remember.
She was my home. And she never cared.
Fuck I'm getting angry and sad. I shouldn't. It's whatever.
>>33364347stop disrespecting your elders
i never felt afraid of boys/men or exploring the world going out to anywhere alone as a kid/teen since i was an ugly duckling and no man ever tried to catcall or flirt with me or anything like that, so i never had that fear of men as a teen since nobody paid attention to me. however i had a sort of glowup when i was 21/22, and i get cold approached sometimes now and generally get attention from stranger men now, compared to how i was more or less visible to men/boys when i was younger.
now i notice that after getting used to this, at the same time i've started being afraid of men. i used to spend so much time exploring forests and biking around in weird suburbs even at night for example, but now even walking around in a suburb during the day i get extremely nervous when i see a man, and it could be a super model for all i care (since i've seen men on the internet imply this sort of thing is about attractiveness) and i'll still feel the need to switch to walking on the other side of the road if there's nobody else around because i feel so nervous/guarded.
is this just being safe, and in fact i should've looked out for myself more when i was younger and didn't care? or am i too afraid now ?
>>33364348nta
how long ago did this happen?
>>33364222Ew no. Where is android 17 bf.
>>33364338why is she doing blackface
women i trimmed my balls hair for you. My scrote is all smooth and soft rn. But you don't even care...
>Can now translate any shape into any higher or lower dimension perfectly, losslessly, and with literslly any computer. Over 60% more efficient than FLIP.
Damn I really am a motherfucker.
I've earned this played at my funeral.
https://youtu.be/q9h55mdF4lw?si=guy735__I7whOW6R
Ladies, give me your most yass queen songs.
>>333643533 months. I think more maybe.
I told you. I don't know when it will stop.
>>33364348very similar story, I didn't even get a hookup though and she ghosted me and went away.
the
> its whateververy relatable said it many times to myself
>>33364355Blackface is funny.
>>33364354android 17 isnt white though?
Women would you ever do a hookup
>>33364351Feeling anxious in broad daylight in areas that you ought to associate in safety? Please speak to a therapist because you may be suffering from an anxiety disorder. It's not your fault if you have one, it's chemicals in your brain and you can't easily control them by yourself.
>>33364316antiretrovirals for post exposure prophylaxis (pep) are different than the ones used for pre exposure prophylaxis (prep). she said she got a shot for hiv which is part of prep.
>>33364343hopefully.
>>33364293What's the reason?
Don't be coy.
>>33364365Correct, he's an android, numbnuts.
>>33364361Fears to Fathom. Or any of Chilla's arts' games. Or any of those "working late night shift" games. I love it.
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>>33364373>I love it.Why?
>>33364372Wrong, hes actually a cyborg
>>33364370Why would you say that
>>33364362We didn't hookup. I'm a khhv.
>>33364371Does it matter? All I'm gonna get are meme replies
>>33364360well, i am about 8 months out from when things fell apart, about 7 months since she cut contact, and i didn't start to REALLY begin the path of feeling better until about 4 or so months in. 7 months before actual major improvements in mood. you have a journey, still, but stay strong.
>>33364381didn't you date her?
>>33364369i mean i've wondered about social anxiety, but how could i have gotten it if i didn't have anything like this as a kid/teen.
but yeah it's only when i see a man, if the place looks empty or has women or groups or mixed gender then i feel okay and not nervous at all.
why george clooney be smiling like that
>>33364308You can never truly own a cat, and I respect that about them
>>33364327Time for some cartoon autism
The Spies are in their early 20s in the new season
Ladybug is another French cartoon by a storyboard artist from Totally Spies that somehow manages to be even kinkier
Kim is in highschool but it's implied at the end she's going to a sciency college
>>33364355Bc she likes to get blacked
No wait that's Clover jk
Alex is mixed (Latina and South Asian)
Also that screenshot is from the first episode, the cel shading is a bit wack lol
>>33364374Bill Watterson predicting MGTOW decades before kek
>>33364367never tried, not too interested
>>33364378i kinda like the fear/thrill.
Also weirdly enough, that sort of fear you get from horror games and movies actually make me sleep really good. Almost as good as when rain is pouring
>>33364381>Does it matterObviously, since it mattered to her.
How did you not kiss if you dated?!
>>33364384I'm a retard.
>>33364383Maybe.
I'm glad to hear you are going better, anon. I hope things keep going that way.
>>33364386That's why I mention chemicals. It could have arisen in your brain completely without a logical cause. These things happen. The origin matters less than how you deal with it going forward, and a therapist may have some guidance on that.
>>33364370She did say she has to take it for a month which is consistent with pep
Are you sure you're not getting them mixed up op
>>33364386Don't worry about men: they aren't dangerous. Men want to respect you and keep you safe, because they're programmed to do exactly that. It makes them feel good to be good. Fearing men is as ignorant as it is irrational.
>>33364373cozy, one streamer guy i've watched before played one of these i think. would d8
>>33364394>Obviously, since it mattered to herYeah but you aren't her. You're just farming me lol
>>33364400>You're just farming meI don't know what that means, coy boy.
>>33364395ye you are, time to gymmaxxx the self hatred away
i wish i were a security guard at a warehouse being spooked by supernatural shit
>>33364379You bully nerd.
*raspberry*
>>33364389Because he is another happily married WMIF enjoyer
>>33364399>cozyit really is!
>would d8:O
Is someone going to bake a new bread?
>>33364407what do lizard tiddies feel like?
>>33364397she said she had to take antibiotics for a month which is also bullshit because prophylactic antibiotics are a one time dose.
why are you enabling an obvious larp
>>33364412Before page 10? Unnecessary.
>>33364339I will take that as a compliment
>>33364396i mean that could be but i think the real life happenings (the change in how i'm treated) i mentioned in my post could be a more likely cause here than only chemicals.
>>33364398it's an irrational fear to some degree since i've never been molested or raped or anything like that, but i feel like this just started at some point and has gotte worse since. sometimes my own reactions surprise me too, like switching to a different road just to avoid a man walking towards me and making my route way longer. i know it's irrational but in those moments it's like a switch flips and i'm in survival mode feeling like i need to escape violence.
i think it's just the contrast between men and women. my brain seems to think like this: another woman? if i'm feeling nervous it's probably just because i'm afraid maybe she thinks i'm weird. a man? men are violent and kill people, there is a 1% something bad will happen, i need to look not like an easy target.
>>33364351I'm a man and I think like this
I'm high strung every time I go out in publci
>>33364404It means you're enjoying the gossip and want more
>>33364421Poop check? Consistency?
>>33364264>he won't embrace the memeSo he is young.
>>33364421Live post about that shit
>>33364370>hopefully.Why would you say that
>>33364386sounds like you just gained some self confidence, and now that you feel worthy enough to be targeted but probably never actually got a lot of experience flirting or being with men, you are now hypersensitive to men and don't know how to interpret them. the US has 300 million people in it, and less than 500k reports of rape a year. even if you quadruple that, you'd have to flip a coin and get heads something like seven times in a row just to be a part of that statistic ONCE, in a year full of male encounters. idk if you can visualize this well, but this sort of thinking always makes me less irrationally anxious.
not to make this about me, but i am a gentle but very tall guy, and i get sad whenever women cross the street.
>>33364421Color? consistency?
>>33364425>gossipHow is it gossip when you are a random nigga on 4chan who nobody knows, yet acts like a queen by not stating the most important part of your story.
>>33364420Maybe you need to confront your fear to prove to yourself that it's irrational: the next time you find yourself in a lonely place with a man walking towards you, instead of crossing the street, walk up to him. Say "hello" to him and smile at him. Wink at him.
Girls
If your FWB texted you saying that he needed to cum in your mouth, how would you respond?
>>33364439Rather stupid "advice".
>>33364394>How did you not kiss if you dated?!Nta but you underestimate how socially anxious/autistic some of us are (I'm better these days though)
>>33364435It was my ethnicity. No, I'm not brown.
>inb4>you deserved it>lololololol>kys
>>33364439women can't do that bad things happen
>>33364440>>33364442To be fair it was pretty obvious he was trolling from his first post
>>33364448Me too but a I've already drank a few times the last couple weeks
>>33364432i guess that's probably it now that you put it that way, i'm kind of just not used to interacting with men irl. and i do agree it's probably sad when someone crosses the street because of you, but ngl in those moments it really feels like it's just instinct, wanting to lower the chances of something bad happening even if just marginally, and basically trying not to look unaware/weak, i'd say it's definitely not a decision made to make someone feel bad.
>>33364445Now I don't care anymore.
>>33364440>>33364442>>33364446Men aren't violent or evil, anons. Men just smile and politely greet women who say wink at them. Men are motivated by respect and appreciation.
I've barely drank at all this month.
>>33364453See? It doesn't matter.
>>33364457You played your stupid autism fiddle too damn long.
>>33364461Idk what that means or why you're triggered.
>>33364457how did you date someone for months without kissing her that makes no sense to me. did you hug her? also if you are a child you should not be here
>>33364466Sure you don't.
Goodbye.
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>>33364390My daughter loves that stupid ladybug show from France so I've seen too many episodes, here's how it would go
>haha Ladybug will never stop me. shadowmoth, now that I've hacked /atoga/ and created Femcelzilla>"RARRR LADYBUG, I CAN'T DATE ANY BOY BUT THE BLACK CAT GUY YOU LIKE>FEMCELZILLA, Just date this fat guy who was introduced 20 minutes ago!>"RAWWR, I'll now turn back into a normal chubby femcel and date that fat guy!">*Miraculous Ladybug theme plays>the moth guy seethes and gives a speech like he won even though he got fucked over
>>33364469Probably only edated.
Women i will never stop pirating media. Would you date a man like this?
>>33364469discord. his "girlfriend" was probably a dude.
>>33364479so did you edate?
>>33364406Lmao, based
You say this but it's pretty scary honestly...
I worked somewhere last year (this is the job I was fired from kek) where I worked between two locations; one was a really old building that didn't see much activity anymore as most had been taken over by the new location
My hot MILF colleague would often leave a bit early to pick up her kids, so I'd do all the checks and close-up by myself in the building, locking all the doors and turning off all the lights one by one
That place was fucking haunted I swear. Weird shit would often happen and I would basically run away from the place in the dark with my phone torch, hurriedly locking the gates behind me
Other colleagues who'd done the close agreed with me and had stories so I know I wasn't crazy
>>33364481He won't answer.
It's clear he only wants to say very select details about it to make himself look good.
>>33364441"You know that's not something I do."
>>33364482o_O i knew a security guard who found a random walkie talkie on the floor at night that didn’t belong to any of the staff there lol
I see that there are no musicians here.
Very lame. Perhaps The Killers is just too... avante garde for you plebians.
>>33364448No you don't hun
>>33364439Smiling or saying hi to a guy you walk past in the daytime in a relatively busy public area or whatever is ok
Winking at some geezer at night when you're crossing paths alone is just asking for trouble kek
Women, is it a red flag if a man likes cheese and wine and offers you some when you go to his place? What kinds of cheese or wine are red flags? What if he has dried figs or quince paste to go with the cheese?
>>33364444Like criminal under cover?
>>33364488You just wrote incoherent babble.
>>33364492>dried figs or quince paste Too much for me.
>>33364484He edated a catfish. see
>>33364322>We "dated" and when things got too real she confessed it was all fake. how much money do you supposed he sent "her"
You ever saw someone so cute it made you angry?
>>33364488i didnt feel like responding to your post. the killers r fine.
>>33364505Ye.
*Punches you into your cock*
>>33364471Holy based episode
>>33364486Stop itttttt that's terrifyingly lol
>>33364423Fml image limittttt
>>33364562I've only ever had two FWBs. One literally can't make cum, and I was very clear with the other that I don't take that stuff in my mouth.
>>33364590What does that even mean?
>>33364593Once upon a time there was a brilliant, intelligent poster named JH who hated the idea of taking that stuff in her mouth. She was a legend, a goddess among mortals. Maybe she still is, or maybe she's moved on from /atoga/.
>>33364602I meant what "based" means. Idk what tangent that was, though.
>>33362752>https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fn6midqxqa9091.jpgyou know what, he can get it
I want to cause problems and ruin my life.