Thread 33361550

>>33361550 (OP)
Girls, learn to be nice in this thread. I'll give you a cookie if you can manage that.

I love women!

>>33361561
I love your hair

>>33361561
I'll do my best. And if you don't post a timestamp of fresh baked cookies by the end of this thread, then I'll go on a voca tirade.

>>33361550 (OP)
I'm tired of trying to be loved

>>33361561
Why are you sad anon?

Why do I miss the guy who was a complete asshole to me? I think loneliness causes mental atrophy I’m not normal anymore

>>33361561
Maybe. I really shouldn't have a cookie tho... but I'm not going to try to fight.

I'm really jealous towards girls, you can just change your aesthetics to get a bf

Why is performing emotional labor so tiring? Does it get easier when you actually have a good social circle?

>>33361592
You could easily change your aesthetics and get a boyfriend too, anon.

>>33361598
But I'm straight

>>33361598
I think at one point I was trying to prove to a girl that male sexual attention is worthless so I made a grinder and "proved" I'm prettier than her by getting more matches. Men will fuck just about anything, success with men only counts if he sticks around after.

>>33361597
When you have an actually good social circle you don't feel like you're ever performing emotional labour. You're still doing things like soothing people or helping them out etc., but they help YOU out so much too that it doesn't feel like labour.
Good friends and family make your life easier and less stressful.

>>33361605
How often does that happen? Most social interactions are unequal.

>>33361612
Bad social circles are something you let yourself have by having low standards

>>33361597
>Why is performing emotional labor so tiring?
Maybe its like physical labor where the more you do it the stronger you get and the easier it becomes

Anyone got any tips for really bad anxiety. It's at the point that it's stopping me from doing stuff. It takes me a week of reassuring myself and mental gymnastics to maybe be able to do something. Like i wanted to go to a gig and looking forward for like months and i had an anxiety attack so bad i couldn't get myself to go afterwards. It also happened before going to cinema with friends and i had to cancel . It's been making me avoid doing basically anything because the constant feeling of being nauseous and stuff is sucking the enjoyment out everything. It also feels like im distancing myself from friends because of it. I just wanna live my life without all this shit man

>>33361624
Meditation, self guided CBT if you can’t afford a therapist (I used a guided journal), and forcing yourself to do the scary things, over and over again. Move your body, exercise more, eat well. It takes practice

>>33361592
>>33361592
Not really anon. A lot of the stuff men find almost universally unappealing (like "fridge build" with no nipped in waist, or a stocky woman who has short, thick legs and arms even when slim - slim doesn't have to mean petite or willowy) can't be changed easily or at all. The stuff that can be - like your haircut - is on a wholly different level of importance.

>>33361624
There are only two ways. Either you seek professional help and have yourself medicated to take the edge off. (Which comes with downsides of its own, from what I understood these drugs tend to have similar side effects as antidepressants, making you feel less emotionally vibrant and creative, less alert.)

Or you push through. You force yourself to try it the next day if your plan failed. You instruct friends to check on you so you can't silently bow out. You just keep - with or without professional help - trying, as often as you can, as hard as you can.

>>33361624
I have it really bad. What helped me was doing more exercise, it doesn't reduce it by a lot but it helps me recover faster and be ready to try again. Unfortunately there is no way of getting rid of it without facing it

>>33361624
I've heard lots of good things about drugs and alcohol

I'm on vacation and I'm super fucked up, I can barely sleep, I fell on my ass while hiking down to a beach and banged up my arms and hands.
I'm just not feeling good and I'm drinking way too much.

>>33361650
I wish I was on vacation with you

>>33361576
>Why do I miss the guy who was a complete asshole to me? I think loneliness causes mental atrophy I’m not normal anymore
The Chad Widow effect

>>33361650
Try to burn yourself up so much/with such timing that you can end up having one really good long night's sleep, you'll probably feel a lot better and have less urge to drink. Drink lots of water. If it's hot where you are, make sure to get some salt(y stuff) too.

Intrusive boner

>>33361656
He wasn’t even Chad he was weird

>>33361576
If you're starving even the memory of the grossest food you ever ate seems rather inviting and like you didn't appreciate what you had at the time.

>>33361658
Thank you

>>33361659
sus

>>33361658
>. Drink lots of water.
Stop this meme.

>>33361660
This is what they always say but in practical and objective terms, these guys always tend to be above average (and way above average in some aspects such as extroversion).

>>33361653
I hope you can get a vacation soon.

>>33361666
>666 trips
Stop implying we do not need to be hydrated, Satan.

>>33361665
Can I blame you pls

Women, how often do you notice men looking at your boobs?

>>33361671
uh…. why? what was the intrusive thought that caused it?

>>33361672
M
You know what is weird if you don't look at a woman's boobs she'll feel bad about it.

>>33361672
Honestly virtually never, but I also virtually never wear cleavage or otherwise tops that are very tight around the breasts. On the rare occasion I do, I can tell the difference.

>>33361675
Merging with you

>>33361661
This sucks I want to be normal

>>33361679
alright fine, this one‘s one the house

>>33361630
Any tips for the guided journal? I journal now but just use it to clear my head. I dont use any prompts and stuff. Also meditating I've never done it. Ive seen ads for the apps and stuff are they helpful to get started or just a waste?
>>33361639
I wanna avoid drugs as much as i can heard they can have shitty side effects plus really hard to stop taking them.
>push through
I've been trying but it feels like I'm moving backwards sometimes.
>>33361643
I really need to do more I'm not exactly the most active person right now.

>>33361684
Thank you, so sweet
Are you scared yet

>>33361679
Fade into you

>>33361672
Never. I don't look men in the eye, that's just asking for trouble

>>33361624
If you’re responsible just Valium. The problem is people are stupid and abuse everything. But in a modest dose and not doing it every day Valium is safe and extremely effective

>>33361688
no? why would I be scared?

>>33361697
Oh
Erm
>_<

>>33361685
For the guided journal, I used The AntiAnxiety Notebook, I’m sure you can find a free download to try it out, or some other free prompts.

For meditating, you can get started with some high rated YouTube ones, or watch a few videos just explaining the process, maybe even get started with a yoga meditation. I haven’t used the apps but I’m sure their fine, once you get the basics you can do it on your own

>>33361683
What you feel is normal for your circumstances, most likely. Missing exes while knowing you should be relieved is totally normal. Having a harder time moving on from something that ended on bad terms than from something that ended on good terms, is also common. And loneliness causes everyone to feel more nostalgic about any warmth or closeness they felt in the past.

The sort of popular culture politically correct narrative where everyone is out living their best life and only the ostensibly damaged people feel loneliness, despair and all that, that's what's abnormal.

Redhead women:
Why do you keep having sex with black guys so much? It's disturbing to see a ginger girl and think she'd made a nice wife and then see her with her black bf.

>>33361698
seems more like you are scared

>>33361701
Disney Movies aren't real life anon

>>33361685
>I've been trying but it feels like I'm moving backwards sometimes.
Start a journal specifically for this so you don't have to feel but can actually look back and analyze your own data. Keep track of how many things and what things you attempt to do that you find scary, how you attempt to make it work, how successful the attempts were or weren't... Like do a research about it.

If you do not see (enough) progress, it's time to try alternate strategies or start adding other stuff. E.g. daily meditating and seeing if that makes a difference or not. Cutting out your news consumption and see if it makes you less anxious.

If you really cannot get it done chances are you attempt to take steps that are too big, leave your comfort one too far at once. So also try to make the steps smaller and see what that does.

>>33361703
Being vulnerable is scary, especially with beautiful women

I want a mans penis inside of me, is that wrong?

>>33361709
Not this again

>>33361700
I must be damaged though. Why am I struggling so much with the most easy human behavior, of just finding someone to connect with?

>>33361709
No, it's called being human and a woman.
You need a bf, which some women may see as a double standard but it's not.

>>33361713
You aren't.

>the most easy human behavior
It isn't.

Why do you think so many songs are about loneliness if it is so easy for people to connect? It's even worse (or better depending how you look at it) going over to literature, I'm a big reader and I'd say 9/10 books in one way or another are about yearning for connection and either finding it, not finding it or damaging it.

Getting stress flakes again

>>33361713
For the record just to add, obviously I do not know your life story and it very much is possible that you are damaged. I'm just saying what you wrote here is just pretty normal to feel at times, especially when young. I mean it in a reassuring way, like, don't write yourself off, life itself is just harder than people give it credit for.

>>33361708
yeah, understandable
but you know, some people enjoy feeling a bit scared

>>33361721
You tease

>>33361709
That’s all women

>>33361719
Yummy

>>33361709
women moment

>>33361717
I feel like most songs are about love and heartbreak. I can’t even get to the heartbreak part

Men are you evil? I just saw a post about women who were beat by their husbands while they were pregnant

>>33361731
Isn't that loneliness too, though? In the sanitized social media world losing someone means you hit the gym and hit tinder and don't waste another though on them, right? You also resent yourself for not being immune to the memory of your ex (crush) despite knowing he was a douchebag.

>>33361723
you started it

>>33361733
Nah. I have emotional issues to work on but I’m not a genuine piece of shit like that

>>33361733
Yes, I just don't have a pregnant wife to beat at the current moment in time. Obviously.

>>33361733
No. Most men don’t do that sort of thing. I think it manifests differently but men and women are equally evil

Hey there Dilara
Was geht ab in Frankfurt city? </3

>>33361735
You make me needy and it’s embarrassing

Is aftercare real or a myth?

>>33361720
It seems so easy for everyone else. I try to do everything right and still nothing
>>33361734
I guess it is

>>33361746
Very real, but only if your dick is big enough to necessitate it.

>>33361709
That's kinda gay bro

>>33361701
Anon. When you close the tab, the blacked porn goes away.

>>33361733
Being good is useless, being evil is pointless. What's left?

>>33361746
Real. I never realized how much I needed it after asking a guy to be rough. It really makes it less retroactively depressing.

>>33361699
>>33361706
Thanks for the advice. Hopefully i can get myself together a bit

>>33361740
Why do I keep seeing these horrible stories?

>>33361741
Was hast du da gerade über mich gesagt, du kleiner Bastard? Ich schwör, ich bin original Frankfurt Main, Bornheim Nord, straight aus der Skyline, und du willst deinen Maul aufmachen? Ich bin aufgewachsen zwischen Blocks und Beton, ich war Klassenbeste auf der KfZ-Schule, hab mehr Jungs geghostet als du Zigaretten im Leben geraucht hast. Ich war dabei bei jeder Clubschlägerei von 2009 bis 2019, ich hab mehr Ex-Freunde zerstört als die Alliierten Frankfurt ’44. Ich bin ausgebildet in psychologischer Kriegsführung aka toxischem Verhalten und ich bin Top-Sniper mit meinem Blick, Digga, ich kann dich allein mit einem Insta-Story-Post vernichten.
Du bist für mich nix weiter als ein weiterer kleiner Fisch im Rewe, den ich mit einem Blick tiefkühle. Ich schwöre bei meiner Shisha: Ich werd dich so wegwischen, so sauber, das selbst die Römer, die diese Stadt gegründet haben, sagen würden „Wallah stabil“. Du glaubst, du kannst so mit mir im Internet reden und denken, das bleibt ohne Konsequenzen? Denk nochmal nach, du Lauch. Während du das hier liest, verlink ich dich in einer Story, dein IP wird rückverfolgt bis zu deiner Grundschule in Langen. Bereite dich vor, du Untermensch. Der Sturm kommt. Der Sturm, der jeden Rest von Würde aus deinem Leben fegt. Du bist fertig, Kind. Ich kann überall sein, jederzeit, ich klatsch dich in siebenhundert Arten, und das ist nur mit meinen Nägeln.
Ich hab Zugriff auf die gesamte Arsenal der Frankfurter Streetcredibility, von Alt-Sachsenhausen bis Hauptwache, und ich werde jeden einzelnen dieser Einflüsse einsetzen, um dich vom Antlitz Hessens zu fegen, du Opfer. Wenn du nur wüsstest, welche Höllen ich schon über andere gebracht habe mit einem einzigen Blick und „bist du lost?“, hättest du lieber deinen Maul gehalten. Aber du konntest nicht. Und jetzt zahlst du den Preis, du gottverdammter Idiot. Ich werd dich öffentlich zerreißen, und du wirst in der Kommentarflut ertrinken.
Es ist aus, du Opfer.

>>33361747
I don't know if this means anything to you but I can tell you from personal experience the idea that it is easy for others really is an illusion. Yeah there are people it comes easier to but I feel they are the exception more than the norm. Everyone just plays up their most socially acceptable feelings and experiences. I have known lots of people, myself included, who went through long phases of loneliness, being able to move on etc but nobody really wants to be vocal about that other than during a heart to heart with close friends.

>>33361745
yeah well uuuh, you kinda like feeling exposed too so…

I would like to not be doomed, but that isn't the case. Any tips?

How are relationship seeking boyfriendless women real

I just ripped my dress
this is mens fault

>>33361757
What does your aftercare consist of?

>>33361763
undoom yoself

>>33361762
Soooo, basically, erm…
I want to burn myself into your skin and soul

>>33361733
When my wife was pregnant I just got her cheetos and strawberries or whatever at like 3AM.

>>33361759
You probably look for them or are more receptive to validate your fears or bias. Just logically men and women have same genes. So for the most part behavioral differences are due to hormones and upbringing. Testosterone can make men more aggressive, fair, competitive, etc. So their “evil” manifests differently. But women also have a strong capacity for cruelty it’s just more subtle. Think about how many women ruin lives out of pettiness and so on. Even in terms of violence women are more likely to kill their own children

>>33361765
skill issue

If anyone here remembers/cares about my freakout about being pressured to take a girl out, I gave in and am taking her out on Friday. However, immediately after setting the date, I was rewarded with a match from a really hot Chinese immigrant who I did a background check on to confirm it's not a scam.
I've had a lot of success attracting minorities and women with mental health issues. How do I start attracting more white women who are more likely to share my values?

>>33361761
You are my closest friend then because no one ever admits this to me. I never will to them

>>33361772
):<

>>33361773
>background check
lol wat

If you want to lose weight, drink water once a day. No more than 1 L.

>>33361766
Staying in bed together, talking about how it was fun to vent it out but that we still love and respect each other, etc. The rest is more specific to the last guy I was with so idk if it's worth bringing up.

>>33361746
Real. Always snuggle and give water.

>>33361768
shouldn’t you be working or sleeping?

Are women attracted to mild evil guys? Like 1st circle of hell at best, no further

>>33361741
>Dilara
What a shitty name.

>>33361733
I mean, they chose to get pregnant by those men. Not my problem. You reap what you sow.

>>33361773
Afraid I don't care.

>>33361780
I should be sleeping, but I don’t want to. I miss the mornings and you’re here. I woke up 7 hours ago so I can have a nap for my shift tonight
Sigh…you hate me…

>>33361774
I know it is difficult but keep it in mind. Being alone with your loneliness only makes it worse and in my experience people are relieved if you are real with them and open up about the things less talked about. In a conversation it's also not 0 or 100, you can throw out a few comments and only continue if they seem to understand from the get go. Godspeed.

>>33361781
What evil does he commit?

>>33361781
look idiot, listen carefully because I will only say this once
women like men that have the potential to be cruel if necessary because sometimes keeping your people save requires the capability to do cruel things
they don‘t want you to be cruel to them, they want you to be cruel for them if the situation calls for it (and no, that does not mean shitting on the waiter for messing up an order, more like snapping the neck of the guy that tried to kill your daughter)
if a woman wants you to be cruel to her then she is an absolute basket case and you should stay away at all costs, no exceptions

>>33361760
Lmfao

>>33361781
So a pagan?

>>33361776
Dramatic way of saying that I verified that she actually went to the school she claims and checked her pictures to make sure that they're not stock.

>>33361782
It means Adornment of the Heart in Persian

>>33361576
I'm a girl and on the same boat anon. It's just this random guy online i've interacted with like once or twice and then suddenly he became an asshole when I instantly got overly attached to him. Now he went off to this egirl that's more attractive than me and I feel like shit. It's been over a month now and I still miss him.

>>33361799
I don't care.

>>33361800
lmao you're pathetic

>>33361550 (OP)
Ha!
The OP image reminds me of my resolution to my emotional issues.
My whole life I had a sort of, Toxic Pragmaticism instead of toxic positivity. If there was nothing to be gained by feeling a negative emotion, like using anger to fuel addressing the problem, I chose not to feel it. Like Schizoanon does.
That created coping mechanisms to handle the suppressed emotions and those coping mechanisms developed into OCD that mitigated my ADHD. Then I eventually had an emotional breakdown, on myself, accidentally cured my OCD, fell apart, and then processed my backlog of misery slowly over time.
Hence, I discovered a new emotion: Sadness.

I suppose my question is:Have any of you ever found greater meaning in a silly meme?

>>33361806
And you're an asshole

>>33361807
So basically you’re just naturally like this? Unlucky

>>33361789
I feel like taking a second nap today, uh oh
and no, I don‘t hate you

>>33361796
The ignorants, yeah. I'd also include the pre-hell chamber with lazy people

>>33361800
>Now he went off to this egirl
Don't hang out with discord groomers?
Should be pretty easy, you know.

>>33361793
So, like a dog ready to be nice and cuddly or violent and murderous when told.

Good evening, Euros.

>>33361815
>second nap
This late? It’s already evening. When was the first?
>no
Cute autism :3

>>33361822
But those are both mens romance, women can't understand that stuff

>>33361820
kinda, except I don‘t like dogs, but yeah, basically someone capable of violence with a soft spot for me

>>33361811
>So basically you’re just naturally like this? Unlucky
There was a warrior who had a fine stallion. Everyone said how lucky he was to have such a horse.
"Maybe", he said.
One day, the stallion ran off. The people said the warrior was unlucky.
"Maybe", he said.
The next day the stallion returned, leading a string of fine ponies. The people said it was very lucky.
"Maybe", the warrior said.
Later, the warrior's son was thrown from one of the ponies and broke his leg. The people said it was unlucky.
"Maybe", the warrior said.
The next week, the chief lead a war party against another tribe. Many young men were killed. But, because of his broken leg, the warrior's son was left behind, and so was spared.

>>33361824
yeah, I have to get up early tomorrow so maybe I just go to bed early instead
idk somewhere around 1pm
>autism
no u

How do we get women to read books so men who are interested in literature could find partners that share their interests? Most girls right now are dopamine friends who are only interested in sports, tiktok and cheap highs

>>33361822
good meme
thats how it should be

:(

>>33361833
>early tomorrow
Fancy dinner? Meth refill?
>no u
No u
No u x2 as well

>>33361835
I think you meant fiend
maybe pick up a book every now and then

>>33361835
Read them with me, then. It's not my fault that I'd rather engage with others than read.

>>33361822
Hi chan, I haven't even eaten today yet.

>>33361838
no, gym appointment with my fren at 8am sharp
no u always one more hahahah gottem

>>33361842
nta but reading is engaging with others

>>33361835
Most people don't read, men or women, but if you go to something like a slam poetry or writers workshop you will find mostly women there. So just try to incorporate it more in your own social life. And make sure if you haven't yet, you've read a few female authors first, female readers are typically not impressed with men who only read and can talk about male writers.

>>33361835
Literature and poetry are female-dominated hobbies, it's men who spend all their free time on video games, drugs, porn, betting, gambling and shitposting online

>>33361754
Im talking about irl.

>>33361704
I'm an adult I don't watch Disney movies.

>>33361845
>gym
Gyatttttt
You win because of gyatt you know
Proud of you for sticking to it, has it helped?

>>33361827
True, too.

>>33361818
Lol I saw him playing roblox with her and she looks young too so I guess you could say it's grooming. You're right

>>33361850
This is fake news...

>>33361847
I meant in a dialogue beyond the internal.

>>33361835
Reading books is not a "cooperative" hobby, so it will never ever matter if you read books when it comes to dating.

>>33361852
nope, well, my body composition kinda improved according to my doc and body composition analyses but still working on all that with a whole slew of therapists aha
I got side tracked by the meth that have me burnout from hell, oh well
guess I was not made to be a druggie

>main character dies at end of book
>still more books in the series

>>33361842
Read to you like a child or like a book club thing?

>>33361856
you are reading someone‘s monologue and engaging with it by processing it internally
that is outside input from another person

>>33361835
>tfw when no blind gf so I can read for her as she cuddles against me.

I do hate porn but I don’t watch it or anything similar
Who want me?

>>33361851
Stop watching other couples irl.
Start watching family films.

>>33361858
>has never heard of a book club

>>33361860
oh yeah I hate that shit
>they try to introduce a new main character
absofuckinglutely not, you just lost all my emotional investment

>>33361859
They really do be fussing over you like you came from another world huh
So no more meth? Me too, I realized it today when I woke up how shit my brain is working now

>>33361855
I'm the other anon who said literary events were female dominated, I'm sure your mileage will vary but I've been to a lot and this is just true.

>>33361864
whomstve art thou

>>33361868
well, I am paying them to fuss over me because I feel like I come from another world and I just want to feel at least a tony bit normal
nope, no more meth
why? what did your brian do?

Should you stop hooking up with other people if you’re in the “taking stage” with a potential partner?

>>33361816
Nah, sloth is lumped with wrath for some reason. Way up there in 5. 2 is lust's never ending storm. Tbh quite peaceful.

>>33361869
You mean
>spend all their free time on video games, drugs, porn, betting, gambling and shitposting online
But most successful artists and authors are men... Also it takes a lot of time and reading to get good at betting and gambling, there are tons of all kinds of resources available free of charge.

>>33361875
Depends on how much you trust the other person. Are they doing the same?

>>33361864
You seem pretty normal

>>33361861
Either works.
>>33361862
I want to hear man-voice.

>>33361873
>a tony bit normal
Gabagool
>brian
Told me that smoking weed is actually good and based because it makes me happy. It doesn’t though. It just covers the depression. I’ve recently started stumbling and taking steps back from the stuff that was helping me be healthier. Like when I woke up this morning, I felt that sensation of “needing stimulus” and my mind went right to weed and I kinda looked at that and went “wtf”
We’ll see how it goes. There’s a lot of other things to fix too

I AM NOT YOUR ROLLING WHEELS I AM THE HIGHWAY

>>33361885
Throw on some ASMR.
It’s all free real estate… YT.

>>33361882
I get that a lot

>>33361879
For both men and women there are a lot more people who don't have interesting hobbies and just go with entertainment, that's just true.

>most successful artists and authors are men
I can't really talk for other art forms because I don't follow them as closely, but for literature this has shifted too. There is no young/new male writer with the status of a Philip Roth, Gabriël Garcia Márquez or Ernest Hemingway. A lot of the novels that generate a lot of buzz recently, like Miranda July's On All Fours or Rachel Cusk's Outline-trilogy, are both written by women and mostly enjoyed by women.

And this is sticking to literature, as far as I know there's no literary commercial success by a man that rivals 50 Shades of Grey or the Seven Sister-novels by Lucinda Riley.

>>33361888
Bretty good.

>>33361835
There are never going to be a lot of women interested in the same kind of literature as men
>>33361850
Women buy more paperbacks true, but they also almost exclusively read romance slop which isn't really any better than video games or anime. A disturbing amount of women also read young adult novels for some reason, I don't think I've ever met a guy who still does past like 16. Poetry is today pretty much exclusively female and as a result it's culturally irrelevant, we're not going to get another Kipling until it's okay for men to express themselves via art without a woman having a problem with it.

>>33361890
I'm listening to a guy talk right now, actually.

>>33361886
mh yes, good ole escapism eh
well, I have been rotting like it‘s a competition lately too so I can‘t really be judgy

>>33361854
Are you an egirl yourself?

>>33361866
Yeah and? So you will talk about a book for 10 mins once a month. How very social!

>>33361869
>literary events
it really depends on what you call a literary event. Women are very into the publisher funded table at a bookstore type of thing, but if George RR Martin attends Comic Con it'll be a 90% male audience and it won't be branded a literary event even though it's pretty much the same thing the Oprah Book Club types do. Men tend to attend events for male oriented things, I know a few mid list author types who used to do the bookstore signings and the like back in the 2000s and 2010s and they overwhelmingly had men attend their stuff because that's who read the type of stuff they write.

>>33361896
I should update my poetry list

>>33361897
I'm a man and want her to call me daddy, master or sir while I rail her into the mattress.

>>33361896
>Poetry is today pretty much exclusively female and as a result it's culturally irrelevant
NTA but Louise Glück won the Nobel prize for her poetry only five years ago. I think a lot of people find her poetry quite revolutionary, especially how consistently she stays away from actual narratives, how her poems are all in extremely general terms and yet somehow describe extremely personal human experienecs.

>>33361905
>DUDE
I’ve missed you a lot. Don’t tell nobody but I always look for you when I come here, I’ve gotten much better at not being a retarded sperg about it though
So sorry if I seem clingy lol

Welp I got the cashier job

>>33361915
Congratulations.

>>33361864
Wow what a horrible person you are

>>33361909
You have a point, but I am less talking about signing sessions and more
>two authors discussing a theme their books have in common with an audience that can ask questions, like half lecture
>writers' workshops
>poetry slams
>reading circles
>open mic nights where people can read short bits of prose, do poetry/spoken word
>literary festivals that combine music with lectures and spoken word

Men read poetry too but it's not called poetry

>>33361914
we could bet on when we will be mean to each other the next time
I give it like six days

>>33361896
>a woman having a problem with it
You think women are boycotting or burning poetry and art exhibitions featuring male-made art, or where does this happen?

>>33361915
Congratulations on landing it, good job!

>>33361915
My condolences

>>33361915
No shit? Any retard can get that.

>>33361889
RIP Chris

I just turned 28
What should should I do for baking a cake for myself, like what kinda of cake and what should go on it?

>>33361921
what is this

>>33361922
I actually did a lot of self reflection in the wake of what I said. Why I said it, what it meant to me, what it reflected in me. You’re half-joking and it made me smile but I don’t want to do that anymore, you shouldn’t be expected to emotionally regulate me

>>33361929
If you're not used to baking I would just go for a lemon cake, quite tasty when done well, doesn't take long, unless you open the oven while it's in or let it burn, you can barely fuck it up.

>>33361929
If you can, make a black forest cake, since it is the best cake there is.

>>33361923
damn, someone give me a nu-cock or something

>>33361929
Are you a female? Celebrate with your husband and children.

>>33361915
Save some of the pay checks for a rainy day.

>>33361930
Japanese death poems by zen monks

>>33361931
wanna share your insights?

>>33361939
Stop beibg so very unlikable.

/atoga/, what would you do in this situation?

>>33361938
holy shit i'm in the minority for almost everything

>>33361929
triple chocolate and some assorted sweets

>>33361948
well make your dots and post yours

>>33361946
I wouldn't be stupid enough to have a dog, let alone such an incredibly ugly piece of dogshit.

>>33361926
I think it’s gonna be nice though. It’s a woman and her son that own the shop and they’re super nice.

>>33361946
f, if you have a pet then you have to get insurance for them for exactly this situation
if you can‘t afford to do that or pay cash for bills like this np then you can‘t afford a pet
as shrimple as that

>>33361923
>Women read more history than men and equal sci fi

>>33361938
>>33361923
These can't be real, I was told men were smarter and better read than women

>>33361892
Then get a bf it shouldn't be too hard

Pets are a waste of money and resources. I don’t know why people even bother>>33361946

>>33361862
>that is outside input from another person
No. It's really not. There's a significant difference that you aren't realizing. Or possibly intentionally obfuscating in order to argue.

>>33361945
When your children get old enough, they will cook you pancakes and bring them to your bed in the morning while singing "happy birthday"

>>33361939
>Celebrate with your husband and children.
Where do you think we are...
>>33361933
I am not very good but I have baked a cake before.
>>33361949
>>33361937
So chocolate and fruits. Ok. I couldn't come up with that to have.

>>33361959
I know you are retarded but the extent of your retardation still floors me

Finally hit a 200k net worth

>>33361938
>someone give me a nu-cock
What did you mean by this?

>>33361960
Why would I ever want to have children? lmao

>>33361962
Cherries go great with chocolate in a cake, so if you can't make a full layered black forest cake, that is a good combo.

>>33361923
This chart HAS to be bullshit. At the very least, the fantasy stat has to be skewed because of women reading romance novel with fantasy elements. It could also just be that women are more likely to leave GoodReads reviews.

>>33361943
Yeah, I do.
It was a way to get your attention, to feel validation, from you specifically, in my feelings, plus externalizing the locus of control for my series of bad decisions (that I knowingly did).
When I thought about it more, you were the only one who was with me during that time of, quite frankly deep and utter self destruction. I truly went to the bottom and you were the only one that was there, let alone the only one that cared.
I felt very insecure in what I could offer you, as a whole, to other people. I was very insecure of the idea that I could be forgotten when you mean so much to me. Now I realize that A) that won’t happen and B) if it did, the imprint you left on me will never be forgotten. You saved my life and I wouldn’t feel the confidence and capability I have without you.
When you said I was being insincere, that snapped me out of it. You’re right, I made those bad decisions. I sought emotional reciprocity. I sought connection through any means, because being disconnected is/was terrifying.
I’m sorry. I love you and I am a messed up dude, basically. Working on it. I’m moving this coming weekend and I anticipate it’ll help a lot.
I’ve been practicing putting up healthy boundaries with people and it’s helped a lot too, helped me know who I am and what I want out of life.
You unironically mean the world to me and I hope you know that

>>33361946
Idk why people expect affordable anything anymore.

>>33361959
NTA but I agree. A well-written book is startling and can make you consider things in new ways the exact same way a good conversation can. You are processing it internally but you are absolutely enjoying the fruits of another mind so outside input you process internally.

>>33361969
apparently I am male according to this chart, so where is my artificial cock

>>33361929
Cheesecake

>>33361972
Not the anon who posted those and I don't rule out that women leave more reviews, but it does match my real life experiences. One of my friends from high school got really competitive with her e-reader and once finished 300 books in a year. And yeah I know she was not bullshitting because she would mention all the titles and if I knew one we'd discuss it in-depth right away. And she read lots of scifi and fantasy too.

In general I have just known many more women that straight up enjoyed reading and thought of it as relaxing and fun, even if they read non-fiction or more "literary" novels.

*silently closes the girlslop depression book i'm reading*

>>33361919
I'm trying to phrase this in a way that isn't "women bad" because that's not what I mean, but it would be very difficult for most male writers to engage in that kind of thing. Men's fiction and genre fiction is much more likely to contain objectionable language, themes, and actions, glancing over at my shelf of military sci-fi books I don't think there's any one of them I could read from at a gathering like you're discussing and get a positive response, it's not even particularly edgy stuff either, it's just a lot of it is not HR approved for lack of a better term the way most women's fiction is. To the extent I've known men to share and critique each other's work it's always very low key and very private, usually personal correspondence or at best a private chat server of some sort that's invite only.

>>33361962
>Where do you think we are...
You are 28 already. Aren't your friends married?

>>33361977
*unzips dick*

>>33361986
> artificial
> sees nothing

JK Potters

>>33361973
I am well aware that I can be a piece of shit, cruel and a total cunt but it was pretty upsetting to have things that were said and done in good faith twisted to such a degree
it‘s no big deal though, I know that mode where you just need someone to blame because you get too exhausted from blaming yourself and cracking under the burden of it all and you need a moment to catch your breath and direct the frustration outwards
I‘m glad you can move and that you set your boundaries on the house, pretty damn proud of you and I hope it brings some peace into your life
and yeah, here we are, so I guess we both did leave a mark

>>33361985
>Friends
I only have one that is in a relationship of the few friends I have.

>>33361986
*whirring sound starts*

>>33361984
Anon you are severely underestimating both how explicit female writers can get and how much real readers have seen it all. Women usually also start with the male classics. I'd read Bukowski with all his ranting and Hemingway with all the military sadness and Philip Roth's compulsive masturbation before I turned twenty.

The grossest novel I ever attempted reading was Wetlands by Charlotte Roche, by the way.

>>33361990
There’s a part of me that’s terrified of feeling like I’m special to you, and I’m not sure why. It’s very hard to hold onto and feel. It really breaks my heart that I did what I did, like even writing this I can feel myself wanting to cry lol. You can be those things, but you are still you. Do you think I’m taking it too seriously?

>>33361995
nta but oh god I remember the wetlands one

>>33361998
I wanted to somewhat like it so badly because I did agree with the general message that society was getting kind of weird about the reality of bodies and somehow sexy was looking more sterile. But after like fifty pages filled with almost textured descriptions of sloppy shaving, hemerrhoids, eating your own bodily fluids and what not I had to tap out. One of the only books I could actually not combine with eating in any way.

>>33361965
>>33361975
Yes. It's "outside input" but it's not "engaging with others" as previously said.

Reading words written by an author for anyone isn't the same as having a pen pal, which isn't the same as an online friend, which isn't the same as an irl friend.

If a book is your idea of the pinnacle of human interaction, isolation has warped you and you really need to raise the bar.

>>33361991
Are your friends all ugly? Most attractive girls have 1 child by 25 already.

>>33361992
Hey, don't immitatw my dick sounds! >:(

Girls messages you about a work thing during the weekend at 11 PM and asks for help. Weird, yes or no?

>>33362005
No.

I wish Daisy would come to one of my parties

>>33362005
What?

>>33361995
>Wetlands
???

>>33362007
...Gatsby?

>>33362007
Daisy Dukes was really hot.

>>33362009
If you want to find out more, there's a movie, the trailer's on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdfL_MvOT8U

Imagine all that but written out in all possible detail.

>>33362009
What did you not get from that super fucking simple sentence?

>>33362012
Read your other post after I asked, not clickin, Im havin lunch

>>33361997
I think the part of you that‘s terrified is the part of you that knows that I am aware how powerful it is to make someone feel special and also how to make someone feel special, so there is a tiny voice in the back of your head that tells you that maybe it‘s all a game and just manipulation, all fake just for me to harvest validation and exert control, and that voice might tell you to not fall for the trap and to not let it get to you by mistaking it for something real. I can‘t blame you, and frankly, I have that little voice in my head too. Sometimes I wonder if I manipulated you, you manipulated me, we manipulated each other or nobody manipulated anyone. The truth is probably that it‘s a bit of everything. I think that we both aren‘t dumb, we know how to get to people and I think this knowledge has become second nature to us to such a degree that it‘s almost impossible to not apply it at all. But I don‘t think either of us ever used it with malicious intent or that it means it was all fake. We‘re just both rather chaotic, but ironically maybe that chaos breeds more real things than trying ever could.
>too seriously
Yes and no. It‘s not just a game, but it‘s also not that serious. It might do you good to let go if trying to understand or control it a little.

>>33361995
Women tend to get explicit with sexual details or details about bodies, which is taboo to discuss openly but it's not really morally objectionable. A friend of mine had a book he wrote where one of the POV characters was a racist sheriff's deputy, I really doubt you could read his scenes to a group of women in a writer's workshop without someone freaking out on you.
>women usually also start with male classics
I think you're in a much higher class of women than I usually end up talking to lol.

>>33361973
>>33361990
Ok, how did you guys meet and why do you only have conversations through here and gioyc?

>>33362009
>>33362012
Just checked it out and it was not as explicit as I remembered. The shortest summary is the novel revolves around a teenage girl who is mourning her parents' divorce and uses sex to soothe and distract herself. But the author really wanted to make a case for women being physical and not necessarily neat or ladylike people so the main character is really fascinated with smelling and tasting herself - snot, vaginal fluid, dead skin flakes, you name it. Also lots of graphic descriptions of how she ended up having hemmerrhoids from shaving roughly, but continues to have anal sex anyway. Well you get the idea, it's just all out with everything that could possibly gross a person out. That's the point but it doesn't make for a fun read still.

>>33362005
I would treat it like a favor. I would be pissed if she basically wanted me to do it for her rather than being taught how

>>33362015
Sorry only seeing this now. Definitely don't read the update. Sorry about your lunch.

>>33362000
yeah, it was cathartic at first but then it quickly started to just feel trashy and forced

My friend and I rented an Airbnb, and it was a shitty camper with bugs everywhere, when the toilet was flushed after peeing the toilet leaked all over the floor it didn't overflow and the septic tank also leaked on the outside. We were able to cancel and get our money back and now they requested $150 for the plumber but it's not our fault that their camper sewage system doesn't work. They had warnings about the toilet, so it's something that they knew was an issue.
She should never have been renting the camper because it isn't suitable for occupation.
Now she left a review and I cannot see it until I leave a review.

>>33361973
Nta
Really, honestly wish you would stop spamming this thread.

>I love you
No you don't, you don't even know what real love means. You are genuinely very mentally ill.

>>33362025
Na it wasnt that bad i bet the actual book might be.
I am actually on the fence about having a second english muffin

plap

>>33362016
Gosh you’re beautiful
Yeah, that tracks. It feels like “love at any cost”, that part of me that’s afraid.
> But I don‘t think either of us ever used it with malicious intent or that it means it was all fake
I agree. I want to unpack, for myself, why I feel so strongly. It’s so weird to me that I’d violate all of my personal rules for you, like my name. It just feels right though.
> It might do you good to let go if trying to understand or control it a little.
You mentioned this yesterday or a few days ago and I was quite out of it. What do you think this would do? Understanding has always been my panacea.

>>33362028
Wait, why are you pissed at them?
Their gay dialogue reads almost verbatim like some old conversations I've had with an I guess partner? It's just weirding me out a lot.

>>33362005
If I'm not fucking her, I won't help.

>>33362005
Why are you reachable at 11 pm on a weekend?

>>33362019
>morally objectionable
Flannery O'Connoll is one of the writers I found most effective at portraying just how much people can use and abuse one another, both to the point of real violence or just through psychological betrayal.

Alice Munro has a few great stories about people utterly failing morally, which is only more disturbing because she makes it incredibly believable too. From the top of my head I remember "Child's Play" about two older children drowning a mentally retarded kid together and never telling anyone; "Dimensions" about a woman hung up on her psychotic ex-husband who murdered their three children in a fit of rage; lots of stories feature infidelity and betrayals of personal trust.

Racism would only be considered controversial if it seems like the novel revels in it - not a character being racist. Look at how much of a classic To Kill a Mockingbird is. Also Edouard Louis is hugely popular and he writes a lot about both class discrimination and racism, and he is mostly embraced by women from what I see (maybe because he is so openly gay?).

I was specifically talking about serious writers, of course most women have not read a lot or any classics, but if you go to events you are already looking at the fanatics and those are often people that have always loved reading and were eager to explore writers that were considered good.

I was reminded of his face and almost just broke down crying. Rest in peace, my angel.

>>33361576
Because that's the only guy who paid you any attention?

>>33362034
Because I am very sure it is the two retards that go on endless reply chains through every second thread, but they never mean anything and just annoy the shit out of me.
Feel free to think of me as an asshole, but that's just hoe I feel.

>>33362029
Okay that's good. English muffins are always good.

You are right it was definitely the level of detail and she just had a gift for bringing it to life.

>>33362026
>trashy and forced
Agreed. I also remember there was so much controversy about it when it came out and she could've avoided that if she had taken longer to incorporate this element organically, it still would've had a lot of impact if she had chosen the scene well I'm sure.

>simp gets dumped
>"omgzzz princess yes i understand u iz soo special pls fuck many BBCs ok? i wish u all da best with new dicks while i cry myself to sleep"
Kek.

>>33362040
I'm just curious and decided to ask. Sheesh. I get what you mean though, and they don't answer anything from anyone else. It looks suspicious

I'm feeling like I love life again but goddamn would it all be just a tad bit better if I had somebody to share it with. Romantic loneliness will be the death of me

>>33362037
>talking about serious writers
Meant to say *readers obviously, some were writers but definitely not all.

>>33361701
NAG. I went outside today. I saw a black man with a red beard.

Femanons are you into human males?

>>33361765
Post pic of rip.

>>33362049
Human males are even my favorite males.

>>33362036
We went on a date like 8 months ago and stopped talking soon after. I'm chronically online at night.

>>33362044
>I'm just curious and decided to ask. Sheesh.
That wasn't so much directed at you, as it was to them, actually.
Because when you call them out for their retarded spam, they always get super defensive.

>>33362054
To only communicate in generals looks like there's infidelity involved

>>33362052
Elf Female.

>>33361918
I know

>>33362033
I am cautious of always trying to understand because I have wasted lots of time trying to understand things just to come to the conclusion that there was no need to understand because the point was to simply experience.

>>33361957
It’s quite hard I’m too boring for guys I think. Plain looks plain personality

And I thought I was yours, forever

>>33362055
I don't care about the details, but being exposed to braindead and pretentious emo shit like >>33362060 is more offenwive than having to read qt's word diarrhea.

>>33362061
How many have you asked out? You could get on Tinder or literally go outside and ask out the first guy below 6ft that's walking alone and get a bf. You simply don't want one, you stupid cunt.

>>33362063
You are

>>33362060
That’s nice. I can use that, thank you for this
I will not kill my baby momma

>>33362066
>manlet cope

>>33362064
I just don't know why you would want to have all your business aired out in front of people like that

>>33362068
lol, good boy

this is probably rather pathetic or too much info but here goes
Nothingburger story
>be me, in somewhat crowded train
>always standing to the left of the exit doors
>am tall boi, so always stay in a way that theres no space infront of me, but you just have to stand behind or to the right of me
>i like my personalspace.com
>next station
>many people enter, they move behind like usual but
>a rather bottomheavy, small woman maybe 25, just had to position herself infront of me
>think “bruh cmon this cant be real, meh whatever”
>effectively have to take small step back and turn head otherway
>suddenly get a whiff of her smell, she smells pleasant but her artificial deo/perfume or whatever smells rather bad
>my brainwaves spazz completely out
>still, instantly erected down below, pulse increased, my chest beating and im getting hot already
>now is the time I glance at her face via the reflection of train door-window
>shes ugly 4.25/10 and has too much makeup, no breasts, so I check her backside again (her massive behind is right infront of me and im not even an ass guy)
>now I can actually feel her body radiating heat and a slight feeling of her lust for me
>think “well b4 I make any stupid moves, I should check if shes got any rings”
>and indeed, I notice how shes fidgeting nervously a ring on her left(?) hand I think it was
>next station she exits
>im just standing there contemplating what the F just happened
Anonettes, explain her behavior like im 10 years old? was she already taken?

Also, how do I signalize to a female that iam interested in, that I would like her to approach me? (i think women feel that im not approachable and I never go first)

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33362071
They are probably too indecisive to just use discord.
And surely like the attention whoring.

>>33362073
holy autism

>>33362061
>I’m too boring
Any reason in general you think this? Maybe you've just been unlucky

>>33362072
Tingly
Be well

>>33362067
Or maybe I was mistaken

>>33361864
Honestly most of the list can be datable some parts are even something I would seek out from a woman.

Why do I feel shitty about dumping the girl who cheated on me?
She crossed a boundary that ended it.

>>33362073
There is nothing to explain.
She did absolutely nothing.
You are severely mentally ill.

>>33362061
Just go with the flow and be as retarded as possible to be entertaining. People like spontaneity.

>>33362064
>>33362071
>yours forever, blah blah
Barf. This is giving me the psychological bends. It's so goddamn similar in both the context and writing styles. Are we all really just copypasted versions of other people?
It's funny, because it reminds me of reading male written smut, and how men flirt, the very specific and eerily similar ways you see a compliment given towards yourself, how they discuss it online, etc. And all rook same.

>>33361576
That's loneliness for you ig
I also missed a girl who treated me like ass years ago
Tell your brain to stop being stoopid

>>33362083
Do you actually feel angry with her? If not, that's probably why. Some people in general can't access their anger well. For others it is a protective habit to not show/feel it right away and it might come later.

Rationally knowing she crossed a boundary and you no longer want to be with her, impacts your decision and actions. But you are asking about your feelings and it is still possible to feel sorry for her or sorry to see the relationship end. Because emotions are not (necessarily) rational, they're just there. If you allow them to be they will also go away more quickly and with less issues, don't fight them, you just feel the way you do and there's no right or wrong there.

>>33362087
I thought about it being one schizo talking to him/herself.

Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?

>>33362069
How is it cope when I'm saying that short guys are alone? Do you understand the words you're using, dumb Gen Alphatard? Are you being litty again and aura farming?

>>33362084
how am i at fault if shes the one to invade my personalspace. obtruding me
this is unusual from where im from, think finland.
>mentally ill
ok doctor chud, whats your diagnosis then

i hate antidepressants theyre such a scam

>>33362020
Being able to meet someone 5 minutes ago and roleplay like you've been lovers for 5 years is probably minimum social skills required to get a girlfriend in 2025.
And yeah it's insane. You probably have to be insane, too.

>>33362078
Boring people are unlucky

>>33362083
I didn't tell my person to leave in my situation. I think it's prolonging the inevitable and there's a high likelihood that it's still happening. I'm eating cope by the foot.
Maybe you feel shitty because you have hope that there would be change, that she'd be different or come back to herself?

>>33362095
Plap

>>33362089
No I don't feel anger, I feel betrayed and humiliated.
I think you're right, I do feel sorry for her.

>>33362092
Because you're fat?

>>33362082
Like what?
>>33362085
I’m not spontaneous

>>33362095
Yeah, agreed with that. I took all the useless pills in the world and all I have to show for it is lingering brain zaps sometimes when I wake up tired.
Kaczynski was right. You can't whitewash the nightmare of modern life with some chemical pills.

>>33362091
You know, that's a potential I didn't even think about. You've added to my schizo crime pin board of this mystery.

>>33362095
What are you depressed about

>>33361550 (OP)
Are all tampons the same, or are they the budget and premium tampons?
Is there really any difference?

I HAVE PROOF MY PROFESSOR IS A GAY WHITE NATIONAL SOCIALIST

>>33362100
She basically said that she is putting a stop to it, but I am ignoring her texts because I don't think that I owe her a second chance.
Idk about your situation, our relationship did not last long, basically the first chance she got she did it.

>>33362103
Yeah I deserved that

You guys are funny

Why do fat women make excuses for losing weight?

>>33362111
His name is Greg?

>>33362115
They're apparently all on diets also.

>>33362112
The first party we went to together she cheated on me with her friend who she told me had offered to have sex with her but she told me she said no because he is polyamorous.
And every time I hungout with friends she would accuse me of cheating on her.

>>33362110
Yeah, some are made to remain together and expand within there to hold the flow. Made from different materials, different applicators, etc.
>>33362112
I'm sorry, anon. I know that's rough, but you probably did the right thing in your case. And you don't owe her shit, not when she betrayed you at first opportunity like that. You're gonna feel it for a while, but it'll be okay.

>>33362114
u having a laugh, mate?

>>33362039
Yea but. Does that mean I’m an attention whore?
>>33362088
How do I tell my brain to do that?

>>33362126
A bit, yeah

Fuck British people desu

>>33362101
excuse me sir what are you plapping me

>>33361822
Good evening.

>>33362114
Funny lookin maybe.

>>33362094
>whats your diagnosis then
Mental illness.

How do I find a flat gf

And when I'm in the confines, of crawling walls. You hold me in place.

>>33362128
me too

>>33362132
Good girls can have a little plap

>>33362132
plap plap plap

>>33362095
They're not a scam lovely, but they work differently for different people so maybe yours just need some adjustment from a clinician

>>33361860
I read a book once where the main character woke up as a ghost in his own grave and the whole book was about his ghost trying to solve his own murder.

>>33362114
What the fuck is so fucking funny about me??

>>33362099
>Boring people are unlucky
I don't think that's how it works. But idk i have shit luck in everything the past few years. Also why do you think you're boring in the first place?

>>33362104
Acne scars and stuff like that I can't even notice that well on most people, same with stretchmarks. Stuff like fujo or something in the past even being cringe in general in the past, those are relatable and interesting. Some of the things in that list are just unconventional or socially stunted which aren't even really a hangup for me, I feel like other people could be ok with that. Hell unconventional looks are even looked for by a lot of guys I've been friends with.

>>33362139
Lumber aisle

>>33362139
Swipe only on flat girls in dating apps

Women, linus with or without a beard?

>>33362095
Mine work pretty well. They're SNRIs though

>>33362131
*sips tea* seethe
>>33362127
>How do I tell my brain to do that?
I'll get back to you on that
Idk remind yourself that the guy is an asshole and you're only wistful because you're a bit lonely or whatever and it's human nature, but it's in your best interests to move on

>>33362132
Your cute face gets forced into the cushion, your tits groped and your ass pounded.

>>33362139
Itty bitty titty convention

>>33362120
lol every obese woman I saw on tinder had "works out: every day" in their profile

>>33362154
with

>>33362141
Cute

>>33362154
Without the faggy earrings

All rook same

U focken takin tha piss mate?!?

>>33362158
Sir, it is almost 2pm

Pretty sure being fat will soon become a status symbol of the middle class again.

>>33362155
There's lots of different kinds
I've been on SSRIs and SNRIs which honestly just made me worse
The ones I'm prescribed now that I'm supposed to take is tetracyclic, it does keep the worst of the lows at bay desu

>>33360750 #
Anisa Jomha was gold in LoL.
People think she's just a titty streamer, but she's a real deal gamer.

Femanons

>>33362164
pls stop

>>33362005
I only do work things during work hours. Your work thing can wait until Monday.

>>33362170
Another L for boob autist

>>33362167
Nah, it's mostly the poors that get overloaded with processed foods more than normal. Middle class people will have more variation

Where is Monsieur L'Oeuf, the Makima poster? I wanted to wish him a happy day of Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité.

>>33362092
I don't smell THAT bad.

>>33362166
It's always o'fuck o'clock in my house.

What are you currently reading anons?
Chad brother spends a night with his femcel sister in this old novel...

Why is my body so bad at storing fat?

>>33362178
You have to do the Egg Dance to summon him

>>33362178
Fuck that French nigga t bh

>>33362092
Is Ohio back?

>>33362095
How so? They've helped me in the past.

attention
I L O V E pisces sun (and aquarius moon) women. dont stop yapping, never shut up.
thank you for your attention

>>33362182
Eat fuckloads of sugar

>>33362154
Oh shit. Is that my looksmatch?

>>33362183
He's probably off watching fireworks and drinking wine with his friends instead of wasting his holiday with us autists

>>33362189
Fuck off.

>>33362182
the trick to being fat is to train your brain to use the dopamine from eating as your main coping strategy
>inb4 I hate eating, it gives me no dopamine
skill issue

>>33362147
I don’t do crazy or interesting things
>>33362148
What does unconventional looks mean to them?

>>33362127
>Yea but. Does that mean I’m an attention whore?
I guess so. If that's how you want to think about it.

>>33362186
No, I'd never ponder that state again.

>>33362192
>https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

>>33362144
>They're not a scam
That's rich, coming from qt.

>>33362192
Your looksmatch is unironically more attractive. I'm saying that as a woman, not an ego feeding or ulterior motive thing.

Femanons, would you take a creampie from Hasan Piker?

>>33361576
Why don't you miss me instead

>>33362198
Oh. Is Charles actually going to be in the next hunger games?

>>33362202
No. I'd put him in concrete with an airhole and enough room to poop, then leave.

Malenons, would you creampie AIKA

>>33362202
No I only fuck white men

>>33362202
He's an npc, I look down on anyone that takes him seriously

>>33362206
Who

>>33362206
Who?
>>33362207
He has white privilege.

>>33362206
Who?

>>33362202
idk who that is but no

>>33362199
These look like real people. None of them is attractive.

>>33362206
A kia? Sorry, not into cars especially shit ones that can be stolen with a key from any other kia

>>33362213
Look him up, you'll change your tune

Women have you studied your nutsack theory?

>>33362206
Nope

>>33362214
They all look painfully average

>>33362201
Rip linus

>>33362200
I was a lunatic before the meds too
Also reminder that I don't take them anymore

>>33362221
Are you gay

>>33362196
What stuff do you do? Any hobbies and stuff? Maybe you just think its uninteresting to others

>>33362218
>this delusional faggot thinking height and a nice face supercedes arrogance, being a manslut, fucking trannies, and having shit political takes

>>33362226
No just don’t want an STD

Any anons ever see a girl get her earring ripped out during a fight?

>>33362202
No bid you know he rejected jadeyanh and now she's fucking bbno$

>>33362196
To my friends or to women?
When I say unconventional I generally mean not what their parents or peers expect/value in the quickest way I can explain. Lot of guys I know are into fat and chubby women, one of them is just full on into butch lesbian looking women. Not that they ever get their type, basically isn't much of their decision. Men will settle a lot in terms of looks if a woman is just there at least.

>>33362218
ok, I did and he looks like every other homosexual insta slut
pass

Femanon can i try this on you?

>>33362206
(I know who you actually mean but) I'd creampie Agent Aika

>>33362231
I've seen one get ripped during karate

>>33362231
Most retarded fetishpost I had the displeasure of reading all month.

>>33362225
I have on multiple separate occasions seen you express the same sentiment as anon above; that antidepressants are a scam.

>>33362239
...is that a challenge?

>>33362206
not a man but even i know who aika is. why so many normalniggers here

I love you, Jeff Bezos.

>>33362237
>I'd creampie Agent Aika
That's the redhead with glasses, right?

>>33362206
boobs to small

>>33362131
Yes please

>>33362251
Teefs

>>33362251
Pretty gay bro

>>33362231
No, what the hell? I never want to see that or be in a situation where that's enabled to happen
>>33362045
>I love life again
Congrats anon
I presume the rest will fall into place if you can retain that feeling

>>33362206
Dont want an STD

>>33362248
Nope Aika is the mommy at the front
Though I would also creampie Maypia who's the literal red haired one right on the left

>>33362255
>what the hell?
WHAT THE HELLY

>>33362237
That series changed a lot of my preferences. God I love seeing more leg wherever possible. Blitz tactics was almost as good

>>33362232
>jadeyanh
Is that the girl who talks about watching BBC gangbang porn?

>>33362222
I think I'm just going to retreat into my own ai generated bubble where all the fictional people are attractive.

>>33362259
Is this a zoomer thing
>>33362240
>that antidepressants are a scam
I'm bi-winning, don't take what I say as gospel

>>33362204
>the next hunger games?
Pretty sure they're on a prequel streak rn because of the acting quarrels. I think he should be a zombie extra in something. Do the whole break-window-entry-clamber and just "What's up chat."

>>33362259
>WHAT THE HELLY

Women do you spoil your bfs?

>>33362232
>jadeyanh
A beacon of impeccable mental health

I want a gf to eat dinner with. We just sit at the table at home at night and eat dinner together. Maybe some shit we got maybe we made it ourselves. But we just eat it together and talk.

>>33362237
The gold delmos
All of them

>>33362270
Wholesome

>>33362229
I mean, he's not wanting for attention from women. So it technically does.

>>33362258
>mommy
She doesn't look a day over 21.

>>33362262
Don't remember but I wouldn't put it past her

>>33362264
>bi-winning
maybe it is time for (you) to go out and touch some grass anon? you wasted so much time on the net
no front

I'm not a manwhore but I've risked an STD once or twice, when did people here get so goddamn prudish?

>>33362276
That's just what all anime characters look like

>>33362264
>don't take what I say as gospel
I don't. During my time on atoga I've learned you're full of shit.

>>33362275
Eh, you're right. I've always sat guys like that in the avoid at all costs corner.

>>33362268
I would. Snuggles are great.

>>33362261
>>33362272
Men of culture in the chat...
Yeah it has some great panties I mean plot

Do you need a beard to be attractive as a bald man?

>>33362268
i want to cook all sorts of food for a boyfriend

>>33362236
No watermellon.
I'll squish it with my legs.
Mercy.

>>33362232
>jadeyanh
Hapa girls are so hot it's unreal.

>>33362289
I want my girlfriend to eat the food I cook for us.

>>33362286
>British SAMs couldn't shoot down a helicopter

>>33362289
Meet >>33362270

>>33362287
Statham seemed to do fine without one

>>33362298
True. I needed inspo since I think I’m gonna shave my head

both genders, would you ever go on a tv show like Maury or Dr Phil?

i want to both be a girlfriend that cooks and cleans for a big boyfriend and also have a good job. is that bad?

>>33362302
No.
Captcha: gogym

>>33362302
F, yes, I don't think it would have helped but the whole world deserved to see how shitty my ex was

>>33362302
M
No, I am middle class

>>33362302
M
As a viewer maybe.
But I don't plan on revisiting the US again anytime soon and nobody else has talkshows that crazy.

>>33362276
What kind of 21yos are you meeting breh??
>>33362279
I walked through the park and a dog barked at me
I went to the supermarket but the milk carton broke on the way home so I had to get another from the local store
I went to read a book in the garden but it started raining
Also after asking my gf all day if she wanted to meet up, she was like "was gonna mention going for a drink then i looked at my bank haha", I offered to get for her and messaged more but she hasn't replied the past 4 hours (says she's active on WhatsApp >_>)
How has your day been

>>33362302
M

Would really depend, if I was in a Maury situation and sure I wasn't the dad then yeah why not go humiliate the woman and get paid for it. Dr. Phil I don't know if I'd bother with, admittedly I haven't watched a ton of both shows, but Maury seems like there's some logic to it while Phil seems like any kind of crazy shit could happen, like you could go on there to talk about your relationship and then get ambushed by a midget dressed like your ex or something.

Women, have you fallen victim to this?

>>33362301
Buzzed but not bald + short beard seems to do well with women too

>>33362302
Absolutely.

>>33362302
Nah.

>>33362313
Buzzed could work. My beard isn’t great, a lot of neck, but I like the idea of a buzz cut

>>33362303
Sounds good. But burn out core.

>>33362302
As white trash, if I got paid, yes
>>33362303
No that's literally the dream for most guys
Personally I would want something more equal though
>>33362312
It's amazing how much effort people put into misogynistic memes like this

>>33362315
Not related to anything at all or that anon, but I like you. I didn't at first, but you've grown on me in a dysfunctionally relatable way.

I want her so bad

>>33362310
What kind of mommies are YOU meeting?

>>33362323
Why

There's this tune I found, and it makes me think of you somehow

>>33362261
Must've been such an experience to watch these ecchi shows on VHS back in the pre-internet days...
Back when thinly-veiled porn was an art form

Women when was the last time you cried?

>>33362329
post it

>>33362331
Yesterday

>>33362331
when watching lost, when charlie dies

>>33362324
I chatted to one for a while at the supermarket today (but she was more thicc)

>>33362331
Earlier. You?

>>33362328
Cause she's sweet and cute and I love talking to her

>>33362329
And I play it on repeat till I fall asleep

>>33362312
No, I can't afford tattoos and they'd never look good on me.

>>33362336
NTA
I cried real bitch ass tears at th ending...

>>33362331
>>33362335
>>33362338
Should've included "why" as well

>>33362302
M.
Fuck yeah.

>>33362336
>Lost
I prefer flight 29 down

>>33362280
>I'm not a manwhore but I've risked an STD once or twice
You do you bro and have fun but that does sound like an oxymoron bro
>I'm not a foodie but I risked getting food poisoning a couple of times just to eat some good shit

>>33362302
>both genders, would you ever go on a tv show like Maury or Dr Phil?
No, Maury and Phil are both hacks and scam people, the show is basically entertainment for people

>>33362340
I've dreamt about you nearly every night this week

>>33362344
I failed I’m a failure

>>33362343
cute

>>33362344
dont tell me what to ask

>>33362353
What did you fail at, why do you think that

>>33362339
Why

>>33362355
>:(

>>33362352
How many secrets can you keep

>>33362344
Life in shambles, unequal terms in the background, being unable to deal with things very well, watching someone else self destruct and unable to do anything, self destructing and not able to get relief. The usual.
You?

>>33362348
wotntarnation
>>33362359
there there

>>33362336
>when watching lost, when charlie dies
He shouldn't have gotten lost then
>>33362348
These niggas would've never survived that crash
>>33362353
You're not a failure hun
You're a human bean

>>33362329
>>33362340
>>33362352
>>33362362
https://youtu.be/8HIpc51sJ-Q

Just burped really loud in class.

omg I forgot to brush my teeth earlier, I'm a caveman

>>33362362
Do I wanna know, if this feeling flows both ways?

>>33362321
Um.. ok.

>>33362374
Did you say excuse me
>>33362302
>Maury
Was this the guy that Joker shot?
>>33362282
Full of shitposts I am

>>33362358
Because hearing from her and taking to her brightens my day and she's interested in what I have to say

French femanons, were you tits out for Bastille Day?

>>33362348
There was a kids lost?

Femanons, would you give up your career/dreams if you 100% knew a man could take of you for your life?

As a romance writer, this is my dream once I make 500k a year from writing. It's not that I hate career driven women, it's just that I want to travel the world and have lot's of fun misadventures together with someone, and her building a career is going to make that hard.

I don't want kids or a SAHP either, it's just I like spoiling women so much

>>33362384
Forget the tits why is there a guy with no pants on the bottom right

>>33362331
Yesterday. We were at a bbq and I starting feeling unwell so we left early and I threw up on the way home. I've never thrown up in front of my bf like that before, I was really embarrassed and ashamed of myself

>>33362386
No. I'll keep making money to do with as I please. No man wants my undivided attention that badly. Mostly because they can't handle it, but also because they don't value it.

>>33362386
Yea but he has to be perfect

>>33362391
What did you both eat?

>>33362389
Sometimes you gotta rock out with your cock out.

Women how/where would you like a bf to propose?

>>33362383
What are you interested in?

>>33362386
>Femanons, would you give up your career/dreams if you 100% knew a man could take of you for your life?
No i dont want to be a trophy wife. I go to school for a reason.

>>33362181
Reading update, femcel gets brootally mogged by Stacy...
>>33362386
>lot's of fun
You'd better improve your grammar if you want to make half a mil
>>33362391
You can't help being sick anon! Hope you're feeling better now

>>33362389
I believe it may be a joke, a play on words?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sans-culottes

>>33362400
Her duh

>>33362389
NTA but they weren't called sans culottes for nothing

>>33362396
He was fine, it wasn't the food. Idk what my problem was, maybe nerves plus alcohol plus the heat, and then being in the car made it worse

>>33362394
What do you actually do for a living rule breaka? Out of curiosity. You certainly seem to have a lot of time on your hands, what with child also...

>>33362406
>nerves plus alcohol plus the heat, and then being in the car made it worse
That probably did it, but you don't need an excuse to be ill anon. If you're ill your ill. I'd like to think your bf just wanted to make sure you were and are alright

>>33362409
I've said it like 15x now. But my circumstances have also changed and you also didn't ask about that either. So this is your information limbo.

I rock. I roll.

Women if you're dating a guy, do you think about his balls?

>>33362177
Can confirm as a poor -- when I was working I was buying a lot more lean and healthy foods, but they were more expensive, and my housemates like a lot of fatty and processed crap. I expect it's a poor (no pun intended) habit that's passed down generationally, where healthy food simply isn't prioritised

>>33362203
Why should I

>>33362405
Are you dating?

Women, why are you so nice to men when we don't even deserve it? History is the story of men failing to do anything to earn women's approval, yet you continue to forgive us and even show us the tender mercies that our nature craves yet fails ever to repay. Why?

Women would you date a man who's gone partially deaf from firing fully powered battle rifles indoors frequently?

>>33362420
I thought you loved me

>>33362426
I’m desperate for love

>>33362428
Some women might be ok with having sonebody so incrreibly low IQ.

>>33362432
You should love my dick.

>>33362424
No :(

>>33362202
what is his body count

>>33362413
That's a lot of words to say you're on welfare jk
Having dinner now but ttyl babez

i dont wanna get older :(

>>33362439
You gon get wrinkly and yo titties gon sag bitch!

>>33362426
I’m nice, but I don’t want you in my life

>>33362439
Get an older daddy that treats you like his little princess.

>>33362349
Manwhores sleep around anon, I'm veri particular with my standards. Plus STDs are pretty irrelevant and can be treated

>>33362440
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>33362386
No. I’m too ambitious and would never give up my freedom for a man

>>33362446
You gon get cellulite n gray hair n dat shiet Gon look wack!

>>33362444
Are you hot

i wanna cry i dont want to turn 21, im still unhappy about turning 20. I dont like this please make it stop i dont want this

Where the blonde hoes at? I need one right now

>>33362451
I'm average, hot enough to sleep around, too ugly to get a gf

>>33362436
Why? So you both just talk about her?

>>33362202
How big is his dick?

Women if you came home and your husband had several crates of dynamite in the house, and whenever you asked for an explanation he simply stated "don't worry honey just ignore them, I'll get rid of them tomorrow."

>>33362430
You left me

>>33362454
Why waste your youth worrying? Dumbass. Don’t worry, be happy

Men: I don't understand how to follow instructions. How can I learn to do better? Should my boyfriend be teaching me how to follow instructions?

>>33362439
Past a certain age, no one does.

>>33362463
>retardanon too retarded to ask a question

>>33362458
No we talk about each other. I'd date her if I could and I think she'd be willing to give me a chance but unfortunately that is not possible.

I don’t wanna nap, I wanna stay awake, I miss the day time, I hate being awake all night

>>33362463
>>33362469
Oh yeah oops I kinda left halfway through and half assed finished it. Anyways what would you do in this scenario.

>>33362454
>this please make it stop
Dark.

>>33362465
IM NOT HAPPY I DONT WANT TO GET OLDER

in only a couple years no man will ever want me. Nobody will think im pretty.

>>33362471
Don't nap. Go to bed early. Wake up early. It will take a few days at least, to get used to.

>>33362426
I have to destroy your hatred so loudly with love and acceptance that you dissolve into something better or kill yourself through me.

>>33362470
Why?

>>33362464
Not by my own volition. You know I'd always be by your side if I could help it.

>>33362475
The problem is I have a night job. I need to get something else

>>33362471
I woke up at about 7pm yesterday and haven't slept since. Not tired yet. I think I'm adjusting to this whole schedule.

>>33362467
>I don't understand how to follow instructions
How is this possible? Just do the thing.

>>33362454
Midvoyage... to the wall.

>>33362474
Why don't you reply to actual advice you're getting?
You just scream around like a little brat.

>>33362482
When my bf says to do a thing, I do the opposite. Something something oppositional defiant something.

>>33362486
Don't jump off a 30 story building.

>>33362486
NTA
So you are just an edgy little emo boy trapped in an adult woman's body.

>>33362486
So you do understand, you're just a nigger about it?

>>33362411
Thanks anon, he was very patient with me and kind. I just hate feeling so undignified but I guess it happens to everyone

im running out of time

>>33362477
Distance mostly. And honestly I don't even know if she'd say yes.

cocks are evil

>>33362463
*types into his phone's search: how to dispose of dynamite safely, dynamite safety, dynamite conditions storage, dynamite fun, dynamite explosion, black dynamite movie, black dynamite animated series*

>>33362495
Unfortunately not running out of time of being an annoying little shit on atoga.

Women would you like a very patient and kind bf?

>>33362497
My cock is a pretty nice dude

>>33362495
This girl won't wait for the out of time, out of time man

Why can't black girls be real

Why do people tell me to go to a library to meet people there were no cute women there