Thread 33304837

Old: >>33302488

Why do men?

>>33304843
Idk just like moiding about and stuff

Women

At what age do you start to get less wet?

>>33304829
I reckon you're projecting pretty hard here anon, wanna tell me about your insecurity?

Girlies, why are you still single when guys just want to fix and domesticate girls

Do men like frilly clothes on women?

>>33304865
Yeah they're cute
Princess core

>>33304865
Not ethically.

>>33304865
Not really but it's better than boring stuff with jeans

I am so jaded and distrustful of people I don’t even think I can date.
I am becoming more misanthropic by the day with all the bullshit at work and all the stories I hear from people. Most humans are just kinda selfish trash that will infect your life and make things even more miserable than they already were.

>>33304869
What do you mean not ethically?

>>33304865
It depends on the overall composition of your look (including body type, hair, skin, etc etc).
If it all fits together, I can like a lot of things.

>>33304872
Sorry to hear it anon
I hope you can meet somebody nice and open your heart someday
Real though, I don't bother with dating anymore, being single is much more peaceful. Any girl who would date a guy like us has issues kek, it's just not worth it

>>33304661
Wake up
Have something for breakfast
Work until 2PM
Hit the gym, then eat
Work for until 6PM
Then it depends. Sometimes I go for a run. We're on a break now but I used to do language lessons. Now since it's hot I grab my car and go to a beach close by
Go back home
Walk dog
Have dinner
Fuck around a bit on computer
Go to bed

>>33304872
You just need to get plap corrected to understand the benefit of a mutual relationship and the positive effect it can have on your life, anon.

>>33304872
Let someone qt into your life and enjoy the ride

>>33304827
>>33304699
>>33304736
I'm definitely leaning towards opting in for the co-ed apartment simply because it would give me a much broader social net to interact with and a big reason I am going in person is for that in person connection building and networking (alongside research stuff which is also very network dependent.)
Especially since everyone has private bedrooms and bathrooms, I don't think there would be that much of a downside right?

>>33304876
it gives childish

>>33304853
I'm 34 and haven't gotten there yet. Still leave snails trails all the time.

>>33304819
im not really talking about the first move i just mean i've never seen a girl show that she's interested in me hitting on her so i've never done so
like i've never been complimented or seen their gaze lingering or have them touch me, you know any sort of signal that "hey i like you". it's always just chatting. so that's what i do

>>33304872
I've become this way but I've noticed that the people who get by with others the easiest seem to have this passion and genuine interest about others and their lives.
I don't give an actual fuck about anyone. I'm not interested in what they have to say, I don't listen when they speak, I'm just waiting for my turn to talk about myself. Some people seem to be able to just talk about anything and get along with anyone and have this intuitive understanding for others.
There can always be bad apples hiding in there, but I think that's the secret.
This attitude feeds in on itself and makes you trash.

>>33304888
Yeah I had good times living in a couple of co-ed flats, that's when I had the best social life and was partying a lot etc., but you can do whatever you want really and be as much/little socially involved with things if you want. You can always use the excuse of studying or go to the library or get involved with other social things on campus

Posted in old thread so now I can’t share my silly story

>>33304901
>don't give an actual fuck about anyone
Based autist
Nta, for me I was genuinely interest in my ex and really liked her as a person, it's just the free time sacrifice of a relationship. Like most of my free time and money and so on was suddenly gone. Idk how normies do it.

>>33304861
It's because I'm too different on a surface-level to what men around where I live are used to. I intimidate them.

>>33304900
>always just chatting
I mean it could be that they are being a bit flirty or would be receptive to flirting and you're just oblivious to it desu or too chill
I'm the same way I'm laid back talking to people and shy with girls so things only occasionally "happen". You have to be a bit more chad-like if you want to meet more people and get some interest

>>33304911
Different how?

>>33304901
they difference between extroverts and you is that you like shit that is actually good and high quality, you don't have the special ed teacher personality that makes everyone super interesting and valid even when they say really dumb and sociopathic shit.

Why do women love mini tattoos so much?

>>33304861
Pretty sure I don’t like boys.

>>33304911
Hot, different how?

>tfw I look exceptionally good in a suit because of my body proportions, but I have no reason to wear one in my daily life
On any occasion I get to wear one I am showered by compliments and girlies finding excuses to touch me.

>>33304915
Mostly my race and aspects related to that.

>>33304900
Girls avoid ugly or autistic men, and act visible uncomfortable, you would know if you were down there.
If they act comfortable and happy to talk to you, there is nothing wrong with you and you should ask some girls out

>>33304853
It's a menopausal, or perimenopausal, thing.

>>33304919
They're simple, fast, easy to cover up in most cases, and can still mean a lot.
>>33304924
Like I said, race mostly.

>>33304929
That’s a bit sad, is it really that hard to catch a nice white boy?

>>33304930
Stop trying to ruin his life
Asking girls out leads to having a relationship which is just a drain of energy and effort in return for nothing

>>33304933
Why would your race intimidate men, are you jewish?

>>33304865
>Do men like frilly clothes on women?
Only if they like underage girls.

Is it normal that a girl who likes you just makes up random aspects of your identity that makes you seem better (imo) than you actually are in real life? She like speaks on your behalf and interprets vague things you do in the best possible light.

>Me: water is wet
>Her: You're really a no-nonsense kind of guy. Thoughtful yet also straightforward and to the point. Realistic, but no in a bad way.

>>33304936
I really need a jewish wife

>>33304936
Yeah, my boobs are too big.

>>33304938
Yeah that's normal.
It also works the opposite way if she doesn't like you.

>>33304928
>have no reason to wear one in my daily life
I mean no one is stopping you

>>33304938
Men do that too, if they're in love.

>>33304940
are you a jewish hag in your 30s who goes to neo-nazis conventions and tells groypers, "they're just jealous of my high ashkenazi IQ and big khazar milkers" before seducing them and having a drug fueled sex orgy at the groyper suite?

>>33304918
Nta that's neuro lmao

>>33304940
That's rough, I don't want to have to get the snip either in order to marry

>>33304943
My workplace is very casual in terms of wardrobe, I would look weird as fuck.
Besides, its way too hot outside.

>>33304928
>ut I have no reason to wear one in my daily life
Why do you need a reason?

>>33304946
fuck

>>33304911
You disgust them.

>>33304948
suit with cut-off sleeves like magic mike

>>33304935
>Asking girls out leads to having a relationship
Nta but that never worked for me kek, it was only ever the girls who asked me out that it led to a relationship with
I think you just have to be honest with yourself the whole way and properly introspective. I agree about the energy drain part, you have to be willing to make sacrifices and spend a lot of time being social, with the joy of being with them being the "only" reward. If that isn't enough for you then you shouldn't waste her time any further

>>33304872
What's your question for the opposite gender?>>33304948
>Besides, its way too hot outside
Linen

>>33304934
No, catching them is easy. But I want to find a guy sho wants a kid with me eventually.
>>33304936
I'm mixed. Dark skin and curly hair confuse men who live in areas that are almost entirely white.

>>33304948
>Besides, its way too hot outside
Wear a linen suit. Preferably with a Panama hat.

>>33304951
That'd be more convenient than them just wanting to fuck, that's for sure.

why can't femanon just admit I have no shot with her? Why is she always like "you never know" and then everytime I do a retarded she chimes in "You're only hurting your chances"

>>33304940
>Yeah, my boobs are too big.
Doubt.

>>33304962
She enjoys having power over you and exercising it.

>>33304958
Is it true that you're like the wicked witch of the west but instead of water causing you to melt and die it's semen?

>>33304958
What’s your criteria for the potential dad?

>>33304966
>What’s your criteria for the potential dad?
Well he has to be okay with trying to do IVF pregnancy on a woman terrified of semen who owns hundreds of dildos and lives with her step father who raped her as a child many many times.

>>33304958
What country is this

>>33304962
I mean the fact that you have no shot with any of the women here makes it hotter to me
This basically >>33304964
When they're hornyposting and teasing you for their own gratification. You're like a plaything for their amusement

>>33304964
why the dramatic tension though is she like, afraid I'll talk to someone else?

>>33304958
>that are almost entirely white.
Nobody in Brazil is white. That's like calling Mexicans white. They're BRBRs, also known as huekeys.

>>33304970
Think of it like a cat playing with a mouse.

>>33304967
Bro, can you not understand how insane what you just wrote is? How genuinely unhealthily obsessed you are over this anonymous poster?

>>33304973
This is basic knowledge anyone who posts here knows.

>>33304969
Weird as fuck post as well

>>33304967
That was her uncle. Jaclyn was the one who slept with her father IIRC.

>girl at work comes over to my office again
>she does this all the time with some “quirky antics” like making a bunch of noise on my door with her nails
>”hi anon”
>say hi and ask if I can help her with something
>”you just always look so sad and I like how your eyes light up when I say hi”
What am I even supposed to respond with?
Women, do you see men’s eyes light up for no reason when you talk to them?

>>33304974
>>33304976
No, it’s not. Stop wasting your lives on the most inane pointless drama I’ve ever personally seen. You guys gotta be in your 30s and you spend every day doing this. Cmonnnn

>>33304965
I don't want it anywhere near my face. At this point, I think I'd be able to put up with getting it on my butt or back, somewhere I don't have to see it before the bf cleans it off me.
>>33304966
I don't want to type it all up again. It mostly comes down to emotional/sexual compatibility, complimentary life goals, sustainable self-sufficiency, etc. The normal stuff.
>>33304968
Northeastern US.

>>33304865
Yes, it's cute

>>33304969
>>33304972
well she better act right before she fumbles me

>>33304969
This is a bit off topic but why is her name Emma Frost when she doesn't have ice powers that other chick Luna Snow has ice powers, then again I don't know muhch about either character my only exposure is one of the x men films where she used her psychic powers to make some corrupt senator or congressman believe he was having sex with her on the bed while she was leafing through a magazine bored out her mind at this guy lustfully groping and thrusting into air.

It stuck with me for years when I saw because I kept wondering

if she's making him imagine that how does he not realize he's not touching anything? If he's not touching anything in reality how is he actually feeling anything when he thrusts into her or I imagine her riding him? Whatever just morning thoughts before work back to the problems at hand

Yeah, life is complicated and about to get even worse because of corporations own our souls

>>33304967
Literally none of that is true.
>>33304971
I don't live in Brazil, retard.

why do foids have so much cardboard

>>33304978
I'm in my 60's actually, kiddo.

>>33304984
Then what is true? You lie too much.

>>33304969
>Useless men
I hate this term, women don't love us for what we are... We are just ATMs and the occasional cock to them, it's so wrong

>>33304975
>Weird as fuck post
I try
>>33304976
Fake news
>>33304977
Is she hot
>>33304981
Bro thinks he's the prize
>>33304982
She's Emma Frost cause she's an ice queen you're ogrethinking this

>>33304988
I've never said any of that ever, except for the IVF thing way in the past, which I've gone on record feeling so strongly against that I even stayed separated from my exgf since that would've been our only option.

>>33304992
>Bro thinks he's the prize
I'm her favorite let's be real

>>33304992
What is fake news? Jaclyn admitted that her father diddled her, kek. Why are you defending these shitty people again?

>>33304985
I'll recycle it eventually.

>>33304997
Whatever helps you sleep at night homie
I have no idea who/what we're talking about btw I just wanted to hornypost

>>33304985
Kitties love box forts

>>33304998
Using the phrasing "sleeping with her father" makes it sound consensual and weird as well

She wanna be my girlfriend
Imma have to beat you
I get so jealous
I’m so see through

I kinda hate existing and don’t know what to do about it
Cant go to therapy, there is a huge stigma around it where I live

>>33305003
cringe

>>33305005
>there is a huge stigma around it where I live
are you asian?

>>33305006
Cringing at based = mad and 0 bitches

>>33305005
you don‘t have to tell anyone you go to therapy you dumb fuck

>>33304999
Can I borrow some to build a rocket ship
>>33305003
You may be transparent
Your posts too revealing
But jealousy poisons
A counter to healing
Put up your fists lad
Go down with a fight
But you'll still be gooning
Alone every night

>>33305011
Turned the weeans aginst us aye

>>33305008
ok

>>33305011
I miss those days

after scrolling through this thread I have to go lay down a bit

>>33305015
My apolocheese

>>33305009
It goes into your work dossier if you get diagnosed with anything
>>33305007
Slav

>>33305020
sure, maybe if you get diagnosed with schizophrenia and want to work in the military
post proof that this is actually a thing or you are full of shit and just making excuses

>>33305020
>It goes into your work dossier if you get diagnosed with anything
NTA, but that's horrifying. Why would an employer need to know I'm going to sex therapy?

>>33305019
he is happy because no matter what he does, it will cause harm and destruction and he kinda likes that

grabbing her hips
pulling her in
squeezing her ass
having her legs wrap around me
carrying her like that to my bed
watching her breathe heavy even though I carried her and I'm breathing normally
dryhumping for like 20 minutes
we take eachother's shirts off like horny people
[...]

we fuck

[...]

w-we talk about coupons

>>33305020
>It goes into your work dossier if you get diagnosed with anything
Therapists don't send off shit to where people work, retard.

>>33305025
HAHA WHAT

>>33304982
Some people are actually called "Frost" in real life.

>>33304913
i don't really think i've ever been flirted with. i think i'd probably be able to tell but in reality they're just not interested
>>33304930
yeah there's no issue there i can talk with them and they reciprocate and sometimes come talk to me as well
i think i just have zero sexual energy probably because i am ugly

>>33305030
liam be wildin

>>33305005
>there is a huge stigma around it where I live
If there were a huge stigma about hospitals would you try and treat a broken arm by yourself?

>>33305036
He’s just like our boy qt

>>33305038
nta bad example
hospitals are expensive

>>33305020
>It goes into your work dossier if you get diagnosed with anything
Rubbish.

>>33305038
That's why men prefer to die over emasculating themselves with sissy hospital visits

>>33305014
Kek
Your friendly neighbourhood crackhead aye
>>33305016
You was an astronaut were ya?
>>33305020
>goes into your work dossier if you get diagnosed with anything
It doesn't though, only if you're joining the army or something very high security they might need to know, and they can't just look at your medical records without permission
>>33305030
The "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" is so British girl coded lmao
Also "she's fit like xx" and "couldn't be arsed with the hassle" is mad, fair play to bro for being honest
Poor lass learned a valuable lesson about dossers

>>33305040
lots of xx for sure

>>33305027
>dryhumping for like 20 minutes
Ruined. I'd be frustrated after two minutes.

>>33305041
>hospitals are expensive
If you live in a third world country like the US.

>>33305045
“Cba with a relationship desu xx” aight bro

>>33305040
Nah fuck off pal
I literally just asked me ex if she wants me to come round a bit to help with stuff and lunch before her sister comes round
Gotta go job centre tomoz tho innit to get me giro

>>33305027
And then you woke up.

>>33305046
what happens after

vote here to bring back the medieval period

>>33305051
I sit on your face and start farting uncontrollably.

tie a bitch up
feed her croutons
watch cnn
put on linkin park
jerk off on her wedding pictures
play the violin

>>33305054
normal

>>33305051
I either get sex immediately or throw a tantrum and just get myself off.

>>33305056
how do you get yourself off, what kind of motions do you make

>>33305052
Yea verily

>>33305049
You just proved that anon right, Daniel

>>33305060
I'm not writing a short story about it. I have to drive to work anyways.

This is how it feels to be a sensitive young man in current society

>>33305061
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.

>>33305063
bumpy road? hah.
fine, I'll be waiting for you when you come back

>>33305062
What am I proving kek?
Anyway I'm literally about to have a shower and go see my ex for a bit (her sis only coming in 2hrs)

How should I live life as a retard?

Women will never know how hard it is for a man to be outside during summer...
Have to resist urge to harass women in summer clothes, pretend to not look at them...
Women truly live on easy mode

>>33304865
Not particularly, no. Depends on the what exactly frilly means here, but also mostly on the woman.

I have no clue how to act around women in situations with romantic connotations.
I have a lot of female friends and colleagues, but getting flirty is a whole different beast

i want a fat girlfriend

>>33305072
>Have to resist urge to harass women
Err that's just you mate lol

>>33305074
you're supposed to flirt nonstop from day one, flirt so much they just see it as your personality.

>>33304938
Yes that's normal human behaviour.

>>33305072
Noted. I shall wear a moumou instead.

>>33305075
Find a girl who is a bit on the chubby side and buy her a lot of food <3

>>33305076
I imply talking or prolonged stare counts as harassment (to women).

>>33305075
BBW WOC MAP with HPV?

>>33305083
Head hurts

>>33305083
are those serial numbers, i'm not hip with zoomer speak

I want a nerdy girlfriend who loves books

>>33305064
werther?

>>33305080
Still too stimulating.

>>33305089
thats how I dress

>>33305019
Hilbert's hotel will always be able to accommodate one more guest, at the temporary inconvenience of the infinite number of guests that's already staying there.

I started playing league of legends because I like having something to grind and improve at over time, and I am shocked by how many women play this game.
Joined a local community and its like 30% girls
Gaming has changed a lot I guess

>where are all the good men
looking for virgins they will never find

Dear Mr. President
Were you a lonely boy?

I wish my bf hired a chad to try and seduce me so I could prove my loyalty by turning him down early and clearly.
Why do men get enraged at the prospect of their gfs doing something similar?

>>33305088
>goethe reference
PLEASE be female

>>33305094
League was always a social game with high girl count. What do you main?

>>33305094
the popular team-based comp games are basically tinder for their generation of nerds. league was for millennials, it's valorant for zoomers and idk which one the new ones play

>>33305101
I am a kayle main

>>33305100
yeah, y?

>>33305106
are you single

>>33305052
>vote here to bring back the medieval period
As someone with asthma, I'm not keen on mediaeval medicine.

>>33305072
>Have to resist urge to harass women in summer clothes, pretend to not look at them...
That's just you.

>>33305074
>I have no clue how to act around women in situations with romantic connotations
Flirting is just banter with slightly more suggestive jokes.

>>33305075
>i want a fat girlfriend
What's stopping you?

>>33305087
>I want a nerdy girlfriend who loves books
What's stopping you?

>>33305095
>where are all the good men
There aren't any.

>>33305099
>I wish my bf hired a chad to try and seduce me so I could prove my loyalty by turning him down early and clearly.
>Why do men get enraged at the prospect of their gfs doing something similar?
Because a relationship depends on trust. If it gets to the point where you're considering hiring a decoy, the relationship is dead, regardless of the outcome.

>Dear Mr. President
>Were you a lonely boy?
Narcissists are never lonely.

>>33305082
Oh, well that's silly
>>33305099
I wouldn't, that's pretty based desu
>>33305094
>started playing league of legends because I like having something to grind and improve at over time
Of all the activities to spend time on, you chose League...

>>33305105
Based, gotta love ripping people up with lvl 16. I’ve been playing a lot of Viego myself. Glad you’re having fun

>>33305108
Ich halte mein Herzchen wie ein krankes Kind.

Always go for taken women
You are just competing with one guy who she settled for rather than 1000 gigachads on tinder who would never commit but are competition anyway.

>>33305111
>Because a relationship depends on trust.
And how are you meant to gain trust? By just sitting there and hoping that your partner thinks the best of you?
>If it gets to the point where you're considering hiring a decoy, the relationship is dead, regardless of the outcome.
Like paternity tests, infidelity investigations should be standard and government-issued. It would only harm cheaters and benefit everyone else.

>>33305099
Because men don't really get approached by females, so we need to take whatever we can get when the opportunity presents itself. You can't blame your bf if the other girl made it easy for him to fuck. Plus, cheating is different for men and females. A man can cheat and still love you while a female cheating often means that she has feelings for another man.

>>33305120
yeah, we‘ve all seen that meme by now

>>33305117
you're not real...

Ich habe so viel in mir, und das Gefühl für sie nimmt alles in sich auf; ich habe so viel, und ohne sie ist alles umsonst.

>>33305115
>16
I all in lvl 1 with ignite lethal tempo. Dariuses fear me, Setts want to be me, Urgots fuck me in the ass unless I flash their E.

>>33305123
>men and females

>>33305128
LMAO, based degenerate, man after my own heart

>>33305127
am

Ich habe das Herz gefühlt, die große Seele, in deren Gegenwart ich mir schien mehr zu sein, als ich war, weil ich alles war, was ich sein konnte.

>>33305131
What? I don't know the reference.

>>33305120
Why would I swap my bf who's already confirmed to eat pussy and wipe his ass with some mystery nigga. I pick the least awful man available and if I've picked a bf it's because I've concluded he's above average and other man would most likely be a downgrade.

>>33305099
causing unnecessary emotional stress while insulting someone's honor, gee I wonder why they're mad, this from the gender that flips the fuck out over paternity tests.

>>33305121
>And how are you meant to gain trust?
Trust builds naturally so long as you don't actively betray it. But it's in the nature of trust that it can't be guaranteed. If you could be 100% certain that you could trust someone, you wouldn't need to trust them. Trust depends on faith, not proof.

>Like paternity tests, infidelity investigations should be standard and government-issued. It would only harm cheaters and benefit everyone else.
Cheaters would still cheat, they would simply ensure that they always make the first move.

Women, how tall would you be proportionally if you had 20" thigh circumference.

>>33305137
Women aren't a monolith, incel. Plenty of girls cheat.

>>33305120
>go for taken women
Starting off with a woman with a proven track record for monkey branching and disloyalty, wow great plan anon, I don't like women's pre-selection strategy but I understand it, yours just seems like a one way street to cucktown

>>33305143
>Women aren't a monolith
Men treat them like one. (pic related)

>>33305147
Men aren't a monolith either.

>>33305149
I wish, so I could impale myself on them. Split me open and let the crows feed on my remains.

>>33305145
All women are like this.
Only time they stay loyal is if they fear the consequences. A woman MUST fear her man if she is to remain loyal and grateful for his commitment. Otherwise she gradually grows disrespectful and takes him for granted.

>>33305137
Right now. You change him later as you get bored of the relationship. Men are disposable even if they aren't bad boyfriends. That's why you have a exes.

>>33305149
>Men aren't a monolith either
They have the same IQ as a large block of stone.

>>33305153
... what?

>>33305159
gok gok gok

>>33304837 (OP)
Why does it seem like nice tits are getting rarer

>>33305158
It's like being back in middle school.

>>33305158
Men have a higher IQ, actually, and they have bigger brains than females.

>>33305159
She’s horny
https://youtu.be/BIt3ZRAckFA?si=3b7XSx_ZWypXsBh9

>>33305163
people with nice tits stay in dey room making content

>>33305157
My exes all cheated on me. Unlike men, I don't get bored of good relationships.

>>33305136
Why are you falling men "men" but women "females" lol

>>33305067
No promises. Work is busy.

>>33305166
not even, stop projecting
actually, I need a nap

>>33305164
The problem is that females only notice dumb men. Intelligent men are despised by females because you can't manipulate us and we see through your lies.

>>33305174
thats kinda hot

>>33305168
Maybe there's a pattern and you're predisposed to picking men who are likely to cheat.

>>33305168
Why did you choose to date cheaters? If it's already a pattern, it means that you're attracted to the traits of cheaters and you dislike loyal men.

>>33305165
>they have bigger brains than females.
A sperm whale has a brain five or six times the size of a human's, but it isn't necessarily more intelligent. The ratio of brain size to body size is much more important; and men have larger bodies.

>>33305176
Maybe there's a preference to see the good in someone over believing they would do something like cheating on you

>>33305179
sperm hehe

>>33305176
>Maybe there's a pattern
They were all male, white, introverted and below average height
>>33305178
Because I'm heterosexual.

>>33305168
>bored of good relationships
I'm in my late 30s and the last five years I've seen the first crop of divorces among married friends, what a man and a woman consider a good relationship seems pretty different to me. The infamous "women initiate 70% of divorces!" thing gets thrown around by MRA types a lot, but I'll say this, almost none of the men are surprised when their wife files, they know exactly why she's pissed and why she's leaving, almost every woman is shocked when her husband files, men filing for divorce "out of nowhere!" is a common theme among the women, often because they haven't considered their husband's feelings or satisfaction in literally decades.

>>33305111
>What's stopping you?
Girls don't read books and ones who do are already taken

>>33305180
>>33305184
Those exes clearly had a lot of options, which must be why you picked them as well. Having a lot of options makes men more likely to cheat. The same thing happens with women.

>>33305186
does reading make you fat?

>>33305185
>70% of divorces = men intentionally mistreating their wives
>30% of divorces = women being socially retarded
>conclusion = woman bad

>>33305191
I've never been fat or balding

>>33305193
sad

>>33305186
>Girls don't read books

>>33305189
Do they?

>>33305192
I imagine that if divorce laws were equitable financially you'd see close to 50/50 filing by gender. Men's relationships usually die because of stupid shit they do, women's usually die because women don't metaphorically water the plants.

>>33305186
>Girls don't read books
Nah I've met nerds who do

>>33305179
>The ratio of brain size to body size is much more important
NTA. That's ridiculous nonsense. Why would size of the body affect intelligence? What matters is the synaptic connections in the brain.

need big brain moid to mog me into oblivion

>>33305196
nta but I feel like it's like this
>women read at a 2:1 ratio over men
>remove paperback romance novels from the grocery store
>ratio is now like 1:5
Not to disparage the romance genre, but when guys say they want a girl who likes reading they're basically thinking of a girl who reads the same genres as them. Women aren't quite as narrow, but they want a guy who reads the kind of crap that ends up in the Oprah book club, most guys who read regularly are reading stuff the average woman would find distasteful or outright offensive.

>>33305204
Translation: need a billionaire CEO

>>33305207
brainlet take

>>33305205
>reading stuff the average woman would find distasteful or outright offensive
Like what?

>>33305210
mein kamp

>>33305203
So you think that whales have six times the intellectual capacity of a human? That elephants are three or four times more intelligent than a human?

>>33305196
I don't count smut as books anon, that's just written porn and no different from watching porn... When I say read I mean read something meaningful, not paperback erotica

>>33305210
Ranobe about teenagers having sex inside video games

>>33304918
>they difference between extroverts and you is that you like shit that is actually good and high quality
Lel
>>33304356

>>33305210
Men who are reading recreationally are either going for nonfiction, almost always the history of various wars or empires, with a few who go for philosophy or politisperging. Men who are reading fiction tend to gravitate towards fantasy, westerns, sci-fi, usually with violence and action as a main theme and with smatterings of male sexuality which women think is verboten, they bitch endlessly when an author includes a physical description of a woman, never self aware enough to look at the covers of their own section of the bookstore and realize how stupid their complaints are.

>>33305165
>Men have a higher IQ
By 4 points. The group of extremely low IQ men is larger than the minority of hyper high IQ men who carry the male average btw, where do you think you'd land?

>>33305220
your mom should be verboten

>>33305219
i wonder if mkg wore his fedora as she sucked on his deformed peenus

>>33305222
>By 4 points.
Exactly. 4 points is huge if you understand IQ, but I know understanding things is hard for females.

Men, how would you cheer up your hypothetical gf if she texted you distraught that some of her worms at work were eating each other when she clocked in?

>>33305234
Wish you would eat my worm ehehehehehe

>>33305234
Imagine backshotting a girl and a worm saying high to you

>>33305237
>>33305238
I hate you fucks so much. I'm crying and you're making jokes.

>>33305233
What country are you from?

>>33305234
I would love you of you were a worm. But I wouldn’t eat you

>>33305234
Why does she have worms at work. That doesn't seem sanitary.

>>33305244
That's a completely different hypothetical.
>>33305245
It's a lab.

>>33305241
Sorry I tried, most insects are cannibals, slugs do it too

>>33305241
Crying wont uneat the worms, might as well laugh about it

Replace them with the ones from your ass.

>>33305246
>lab
Did you invent covid 19?

>>33305251
She's a DEI hire and got fired from her last place for hitting on doctors.

>>33305247
They have food and water, and they're communal. They have no reason to eat each other.
>>33305248
Can't.
>>33305251
Not that I know of. I got this job after COVID started.

>>33305252
I wish I was a doctor…

>>33305246
>It's a lab.
Maybe one of them simply died and that's why the other is eating him.

>>33304861
No, they do not.

>>33305252
I'm not a DEI hire. If anything, I'm overqualified since they keep promoting me. And I have never been fired from anything.
>>33305254
Don't we all?
>>33305255
That doesn't make walking in to see them chewing on its face any less awful. I shouldn't have marked them, so I wouldn't get attached to individuals.

>>33305257
they do but they cant

>>33305214
That's not what I'm saying. What matters for intelligence are the connections and associative pathways that are formed in the brain. One might naively expect that a bigger brain would consist of a greater number of neurons and have a greater number of synapses, which would make for a greater potential for intelligence. But that's probably not what makes up the bulk of the greater size of a whale brain. There are other factors than neural count. I'm not versed enough to speak about whale neurophysiology. (Not that I claim to have much knowledge about human neurophysiology either, desu.) And even with a greater synapse count that's only a potential for forming intelligence. You still need to have formed the right connections out of that tapestry of nerves. For all I know a whale might well be more intelligent than a human in some regards, but that's not what I'm saying.
What I AM saying is that brain:body size or weight ratio being significant for intelligence is a ridiculous notion.

>>33305258
>them chewing on its face
How big are they?

>>33305258
post worm pic

Femanons, why do zoomers girl influencers wear so much blush?

>>33305257
Yes they do... I certainly do and I'm average so I can project that on others...

>>33305258
What kinda worm as faces?

>>33304922
Do lesbians actually love red flannel, or is that a meme?

>>33305257
Yes we do! You just like bad boys.

>>33305262
>>33305263
>>33305265
They're just superworms. Not really "worms", but I figured it wasn't as relevant.

>>33305270
They're kinda cute, no wonder. I bet people thought just sandworms or something

>>33305271
They're just larval beetles. Everyone would want them dead if they found them near their homes or gardens.

>>33305142
???? Theigh circumfrence doesn't make you shorter does it?

>>33305270
put one in your vagina

>>33305241
JH, is that you?

>>33305274
You put one in your peephole first.

>>33304998
Is Jaclyn RB?

>>33305275
Duh.

>>33305276
bring me one

>>33305270
That pic is a year old.

>>33305277
everyone with an y in their name is trashy, no exceptions

>>33305280
yeah, she is lying again for no reason
>had to mark them
>are not marked
maybe she is a NEET

>>33305072
Hello boobautist

>>33305279
Buy them yourself. They're commercially available.
>>33305280
Pretty sure it's over a year old. Why the fuck would I take pics of them now while they're eating their sibling?
>>33305281
That's rude.

>>33305286
>rude
yes, C

>>33305288
You're a C(UNT).

>>33305288
Erm

>>33305286
bit weird to sympathize so much with heartless creatures like worms and mkg

>>33305072
>Women will never know how hard it is for a man to be outside during summer...
>Have to resist urge to harass women in summer clothes, pretend to not look at them...
>Women truly live on easy mode
Boob autist, this is why several people in the thread have predicted that you'll rape a woman someday.

>>33305293
Worm femanon is the pedophile femanon?

>>33305296
>not because of the hidden cam in his bedroom

State gender

How do you deal with sexual frustration?

>>33305299
jh likes bugs and worms

>>33305303
F. Masturbate, shop for sex toys online, vent anonymously online, write fanfics.

>>33305303
F. My sexual needs are perfectly satisfied.

>>33305303
M
Dont know what that means, if I am horny I just jerk off to big milkers and get on with my day

>>33305308
Then why are you hornyposting with us here?

>>33305312
>hornyposting
?

>>33305281
>a y
>t.ytrash
>>33305269
they don't like cattle

>>33305303
M
I jork and move on. Unless it’s with a girl, then I simply suffer

>>33305313
You're talking about sex on atoga

>>33305312
She has a Chad bf

>>33305303
Remember that men don't like women and horny post on here to torture you.
Because I won't like you anyway.

>>33305320
Yes, please daddy stuff my holes and impregnate me!

Femanons, would you be ok with a guy occasionally wearing a sheath during sex?

Guys how would you feel if you learned that a girl you were dating had been molested by a family member you've met? Especially if that family member wasn't technically an adult at the time it happened? Could you ever interact with that person again? Would you judge your girl for carrying on despite it?
Would you prefer to not know, like for her to just pretend it was some guy who died or something? Or for her to have even said nothing at all, even if it was kind of obvious that there were some sexual bugaboos?

>>33305325
the fuck

>>33305325
Why

>>33305321
Even more reasons to spend time with him

>>33305326
If you have sexual trauma, just don‘t date.

>>33305326
What kind of molestation?

>>33305299
She prefers MAP.

>>33305284
>>33305296
I'm more of a thighs guy tho

>>33305326
I think it'd be difficult to interact with him

>>33305333
Poking my clit in the bathtub.

>>33305234
I would eat her out
Jk
Or idk just reassure her the worms died happy and fulfilled

>>33305270
Do you pick them up and stuff? Aren't you scared of their setae feet things?

>>33305328
So i can last longer

>>33304837 (OP)
Femoids, when someone contacts you on dating sites in hopes of forming long-term relationship, what do wish to talk about?
What gets your interest?

>>33305337
How many times?

>>33305261
If we're going by number of synapses, then elephants should be far more intelligent than humans.

No, larger bodies need larger brains to maintain them: more of the brain's volume is used simply on maintaining the body's state rather than being available for reasoning. And it's that which accounts for the difference in size between male and female human brains: men have larger bodies which need more brain tissue to maintain their function.

>>33305307
>anonymously

>>33305343
57

>>33305241
I guess you could say that they couldn't worm their way out of that one...
>>33305270
Yo are they eating potato
>>33305303
Have a wank
>>33305326
I'd feel bad for her ofc and minimise contact with the assailant

>>33305303
>How do you deal with sexual frustration?
M. Masturbate. This is what masturbation is for.

>>33305277
It's possible. I wondered this too recently, they have a similar bitterness in their posting styles.
>both into femdom
>both fat and white

what is some cute/thoughtful/sexy stuff i can say to my latina gf? she loves it when i try to speak spanish but i don’t know much besides calling her bonita and some basic conversational stuff

>>33305273
Proportionally.

>>33305325
>Femanons, would you be ok with a guy occasionally wearing a sheath during sex?
Why occasionally?

>>33305346
>didn't avoid and even counted it
Yeah, I'd rather avoid both of you

>>33305349
>fwb'd
Just online though I assume kek
Also yeah I was telling JH she was bi years ago when she claimed to be "barsexual". She fervently denied it, then ended up with a gf lol. Everyone saw through it kek

>>33305354
I made a notch on the wall next to the bed each time.

>>33305234
Why haven't you been feeding them to make them resort to cannibalism?

>>33305326
I would want her to feel she can tell me anything. I might find it difficult interacting with the molester again - it would depend how young he (she?) was at the time, and if they are genuinely penitent now.

>>33305355
online fwb is not a thing

Ladies, would you put the inside of a fleshlight into your ass so I can fuck it whilst you are on the phone with your dad?

>>33305356
Yep, you shouldn't date people with unresolved crush like that

>>33305337
I would ask her to give me every detail and if she would want to reenact this. For her mental health, of course.

>>33305332
Yeah, that's generally been my MO

>>33305333
Replier aint me lmao, call me Johnny Tight Lips cause I aint sayin nutin

>>33305365
Why would I have a crush on my brother?

>>33305326
I would never date trash like that.

>>33305326
I'd prefer to know. As for the molester, it depends on exactly what did he, how old he was and what does he think about it, but I don't think I'd appreciate him either way.

>>33305364
>put the inside of a fleshlight into your ass so I can fuck it
How tiny is your dick that it can't touch the sides of an empty asshole?

>>33305350
Say tienes un cara de un caballo

>>33305366
Degenerate

>>33305368
I dunno, you counted that shit and refused to stop him

>>33305372
My dick is big enough but I want to tear your ass up.

>>33305303
Low libido

>>33305368
Try not to respond to the pedo

>>33305375
I was collecting information to fuel my revenge.

>>33305264
Retardation

>>33305303
idk what that is
if im horny i either fap or deny it and mediate and it goes away

>>33305379
Did you do anything to him?

>>33305344
>If we're going by number of synapses, then elephants should be far more intelligent than humans.
And maybe they are? But like I already said, intelligence is not as simple as synapse count.

Today I learned that ants, shrews, small birds and elephant fish are all smarter than humans. And a human is about as smart as a mouse.
Apparently.

>>33305303
I get a sudden burst of energy and I sign up to a bunch of meetups and try and meet new girls.

>>33305378
I am just making conversation.

>>33304872
>"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley
even if it all goes perfectly, partners pass
>>33304901
Soul > ego
>>33305234
I had these New Guinea pigs that ate their newborn babies, found 'em after school :(

>>33305362
Bloody hell I missed something then

>>33305382
I would usually grab his balls and crush them to make him stop.

>>33305368
Damn...
https://youtu.be/Zv-XNlE1s8E

>>33305385
You do you

>>33305388
Looks like he loved your handjobs to repeat his attacks again and again

>>33305062
I just went to hers and got drenched in the rain on the way. Got her a monster and we had a good chat and laugh. Just walked her to train station cause she's meeting her sis, got drenched again tho on the way home. She wants to borrow an air bed/sleeping bag for her sis staying round, idk why they didn't think of this before. See I love girls and my ex but it's just too much hassle. That's half my day gone now. I see where the little brother is coming from here >>33305030 but obvs he should just leave it out with Jess and sort himself out

>>33305326
I'd want to know so that in the future I could keep our potential kids or other kids away from him. Beyond that if she's decided to just go on living I guess I'd go along with it, but I'd be pretty cold to the guy and look for opportunities to get him out of our lives.

>>33305390
I came.

>>33305394
Would you want to get your balls crushed too?

>tfw I am stoic, cold and never smile so people at work call me “Agent Smith”
Its not my fault i ran out of feels at a young age

>>33305406
stoic does not mean edgelord

>>33305408
I have an edgelord in my pants

>>33305339
Idk if worms can even be "happy".
>>33305345
Yes.
>>33305347
It was a little potato, yes. They usually just eat their bedding, cereal, and wet paper towels.
>>33305358
I HAVE BEEN. They should never go hungry when they literally live in their food. The only issue that would cause cannibalism is lack of water, which also shouldn't be the case.

>>33305409
*stomps on the edgelord*

>>33305408
I am not edgy at all. Just deadpan and unemotional.

>>33305412
Erm, with sexy heels?

>>33305411
your aura turned them violent.

>>33305364
That sounds insanely retarded. How thick are fleshlights?

>>33305411
>I HAVE BEEN. They should never go hungry when they literally live in their food. The only issue that would cause cannibalism is lack of water, which also shouldn't be the case.
Then maybe they got bored and snapped out of boredom.

>>33305413
Then you're not a stoic.
A stoic doesn't "not feel".
You are, at best, a coward who's afraid of his own emotions so he shut himself down and reject vulnerability.

>>33305413
same thing
>>33305414
that costs extra

>>33305416
No, my aura turns my bugs horny. They're always fucking when I check up on the beetles.
>>33305420
Bugs don't need enrichment. They don't display a proclivity

>>33305423
How about I give you a kiss and whisper sweet delicious nothings about how much I adore you?
Fair trade

>>33305418
The goal is to prep your hole for fisting.

>>33305425
a proclivity for boredom or engagement. Just basic needs.*

>>33305326
Doesnt seem like an issue to me

>>33305426
deal

>>33305411
>They usually just eat their bedding, cereal, and wet paper towel
Well a potato is prolly an upgrade then innit
>Idk if worms can even be "happy"
They must be content and that though
Anyway maybe you just had a rogue serial killer work, sorry for your loss
>>33305428
She should have put the telly on so they didn't get as bored

>>33305430
Yay :3 I love the way your heels make you look demonic

>>33305428
How would you feel if someone said this about you? Have some decency.

>>33305427
I don't want that. Moid hands are way too big for fisting. Especially for buttstuff.

>>33305422
I am worse, a schizoid

>>33305435
Take your pants off, I‘ll give you something to whine about.

Shalom /atoga/.

"Hey, just messaging you to say I really appreciate you. I'm really glad we met, you always make my day brighter. It's crazy to me imagining how my life would be rn if we'd never become friends"

Femoids, you read this on your bf's phone. It's addressed to his female best friend. Thoughts?

>>33305404
https://youtu.be/0JKTrawrjew

>>33305433
delulu

>>33305432
>>33305434
They don't get bored. They're not even predatory, so they don't even have the excuse for pent up hunting aggression like certain animals. They literally only exist to eat and get ready to pupate, but they're also unable to pupate unless I want them to, so they have literally no drive for anything. They're like some of you fucks ITT.

>>33305436
You're not a schizoid either.
This is the whole homestuck quirky mental illness craze all over again.
You're not a stoic, you're not a schizoid, you're just a guy who can't deal with his own emotions.

>>33305437
You first, bitch.

>>33305439
Kms for dating someone elses orbiter unironically.

>>33305439
Um um um he's got a better relationship with his female friends than with his gf, thats no bueno.

>>33305442
Drunk on you

>>33305444
I literally am schizoid, so swing and a miss

>>33305438
Shalommm anon
>>33305443
>they have literally no drive for anything
TIL I'm a worm

>>33305441
Based. Take off your pants.

>>33305450
A Schizoid wouldn't say that.

>>33305425
>>33305428
I don't know, sound like you've maybe created a "rat utopia" environment type deal for them.

>>33305446
*rapes you for your own good*

>>33305458
lol

>>33305449
your poor liver

>>33305457
Rats have a social structure to begin with. The extent of the communal aspect of mealworms is that they usually know not to eat each other based on smell, and the physical sensation of having another mealworm crawl on them lets them know it's not a good place to pupate, so they don't. Otherwise, they don't have any intentional interactions with each other. You overestimate their brains.

>>33305459
Yeah boy, watch and learn how real men handle things.

>>33305448
>>33305447

>>33305458
What fucking year is this? Am I back on /b/ from over a decade ago?

M or F, what to do about the love pangs? They're strong, uncomfortable, and it's making me start to sabotage everything by pushing away. A feeling of not deserving, fear of it not being reciprocated. A knowing that I'm just going to be hurt in the end. It was supposed to be coming to an end and the spark started flooding back, and the potential consequences of it make me want to die.

>>33305469
Repost the sharpie pics for the class.

>>33305465
Shut up idiot or I’ll cum

>>33305470
Focus on all the bad about them until I want nothing to do with them

>>33305474
Again?

>>33305470
No idea what you’re talmbout my nig

>>33305472
They probs don't exist anymore. Nobody saved that shit, pics of attentionwhores like me were everywhere at the time.

>>33305470
M
Tell yourself to stop sabotaging and ruining a good thing
Throw all your negative feelings and doubts aside and just be the best you can be for her if you love her

>>33305479
No not again, I’m edging

>>33305464
nta, but in my own home experiments with brown recluses, you can never really predict what will set off a cannibalistic spree, ample nutrients, water and space mean little, sometimes Bertha just decides all the moids are going to die today while tank 2 under the same conditions has one living peacefully with everyone, their "brains" contain less reasoning than a Playstation 2 enemy, and randomness is in their nature, I've tried to create a predictive algorithm for what direction they will flee in on a flat featureless plain when presented with danger and I've observed no noticeable pattern, even with shelter visible and accessible a good number will still bolt in a completely random direction. Don't get upset over the worms eating each other, in the absence of a direct need they're just a dice roll, and today's number is "eat the other worms."

>>33305484
>refuses to put worms up vagine
>refuses to repost sharpie in pooper
What are you even useful for?

>>33305487
>Bertha just decides all the moids are going to die today
badass

>>33305486
very goonerish of you

>>33305490
Funny thing, female spiders are a lot less likely to cannibalize in the wild, even the infamous black widows, it makes me think they have some instinctive way to quantify space and resources more than they "should" be able to.

>>33305487
How do females hunt the moids exactly? Do any ever escape?

>>33305494
arousing

Would you go out with someone who has the same name as your sibling?

>>33305499
no thanks

I love and respect women too much and they don't like me because of that. Deep down women like a little machismo, they like when men explain things to them as if they were dumb, they like when you talk over them and when you don't give a fuck about their interests and just yap about yours.

>>33305464
I'm not saying it's exactly like that, but some roughly similar idea where an environment of abundance alters their normal behaviour in a negative way. Like the worm version of "good times make weak worms make bad times" meme. I don't know, I'm just brainstorming.
>they usually know not to eat each other based on smell
Or maybe you're on to something there.

>>33305475
For what purpose? I've already thought of and seen all of those things and have accepted him and loved regardless.
>>33305485
I wish that I could, but it's not going to lead anywhere good to have them

>>33305503
we like it when you actually know more to make us look dumb, not just think you do or pretend you do

How do you know when you’ve moved on?

>>33305496
recluses have a "hunting pattern" that they move in with slow deliberate motions in a radial area near their nest, it looks like they're tiptoeing for lack of a better term and when they're doing this they are hungry. The thing that is weird to me is that when the females occasionally sperg out and eat their male tankmates they skip this step entirely, it's just a sprint right over and bing bang boom. I'm still not sure what stimuli, if any, triggers it, usually the males are at rest when it happens, these spiders pretty much don't move unless they're hunting or fucking, so I don't think they did anything to cause it. I really should have gone into entomology instead of white collar work, because while I read up on these things some of the finer points of biology are hard for me to grasp.

>>33305487
>in the absence of a direct need they're just a dice roll
This seems like a significant detail, with wider philosophical ramifications scaled up to human societies.

>>33305511
they don‘t cross your mind and you can get excited for someone else

>>33305511
Acceptance and nostalgia instead of immediate negative emotional response or pining

>>33305499
Yes, that's a dumb detail to get hung up on and pass up a potential good thing.

>>33305513
>anon about to find out about the death squared experiment

>>33305511
You find yourself not having feelings for the subject any more.

>>33304837 (OP)
When in a relationship, how do you know when your anxiety is just you overreacting due to your own issues, or is a helpful indicator of something wrong in your partner?

Girls talking casually about their exes is so disgusting.

>>33305509
>accepted him and loved regardless
If he accepts you and loves you then wouldn't it be a shame to ruin it because of your own doubts and insecurities? I say give it your all and give it a chance x you never know where it could lead
>>33305525
Why lol

>>33305525
Why? How are they talking about them?

>>33305513
I like Peter Watts theory that consciousness evolved basically as a second guess against natural instinct but it also carries the existential threat of boredom, ennui, apathy, etc, and might get phased out as more conscientious people fail to reproduce in an environment of abundance, literally evolving into NPCs. Blindsight is a good book by the way.

>>33305524
When you are anxious about shit every week then the problem is you. If everything is fine usually and you get anxious despite that not being your style normally, most likely the issue is them.

>>33305524
Depends on what you're anxious about. I ended up being right about suspicions
Captcha: 4MARK

>>33305518
I've already heard about that but not under that name. The way it was told to me was as the results of a "rat utopia".

>>33305533
Hey same.

>>33305535
What happened?

>>33305531
>literally
>NPCs
Fuck of with this shit.

>>33305525
You're self righteous hypocrite. You talk shit about other people behind their backs and or infront of them in low whispers. You grow the fuck up

>>33305529
I wish you were right.

>>33305341
We can just pause if you need? You can say something and we can stop a bit and go again.

>>33305542
Well I hope I am lol

>>33305529
>>33305530
I just don't like sluts.

>>33305534
Yeah, but basically, in total safety and abundance, the males separated into two groups, the aggressive ones that went around raping and randomly attacking other males and the so called beautiful ones that retreated to their holes and obsessively groomed themselves to be perfect, often losing all interest in mating and basically becoming self obsessed. The females started to kill their own babies and lose all interest in mating (hence the rampant raping). Sounds very familiar if you ask me.

>>33305545
That sounds like a mood killer for the girl

>>33305512
Man, I really want some pet spiders now. That's hardcore

>>33305552
it's not like penetration makes women come anyways
are you stupid

>wake up
>shit
>piss
>jerk off
>get out of bed

>>33305510
i know, that's why it's a lie that women like it when you respect their intelligence, they only like it if you're smarter than them and explain everything as if they were a sort of unruly, slow child that you have affection for
turns out most things women say they like are actually the inverse

>2 month relationship
>she's on vacation all week (family renuion with 40+ family members, not some resort or something)
>I'm working
>she texts me
>I text back a little over an hour later
>no reply
I know she's with family doing stuff and wants to keep going out ect. when she's back. How do I get over feeling annoyed I don't hear back from her?

>>33305488
For kicking your ass.
>>33305487
I like consistency. Which is ironic working primarily in microbiology where strains can just decide to contradict any number of expected results.

>>33305550
Sorry to hear that dude
Some of the loveliest sweetest most fun girls I've known have been sloots

>>33305560
shes probably eating barbeque ribs and cant touch her phone because her hands are dirty

>>33304837 (OP)
Met up with girl I lost my v to.

For old time sake she gave me the panties she was wearing like she used to.

Has given me her panties everytime I have bumped into her since.

Ofc I sniff and inhale them and stuff. Smells good etc.

Now heres the deal. I've been feeling kind of congested and like my sinuses haven't been fully cleared in months. Not sure if it's just because it's winter here and I have been sick plus living with no heating. Or do you think it could be the dirty panties thats making my nose kind of blocked? It does have her dried discharge and stuff on it

>>33305507
Maybe that's true.

>>33305558
good

>>33305532
>>33305533
I'm in my first real relationship and I feel insecure about my gf's clothes and tattoos. They're not that revealing or sexy but she is hot in everything she wears and that makes me worried she's dressing for other men or will cheat on me

Tbf she hasn't given me any reason to doubt her and I've never accused her or voiced any of these worries . The anxiety is just eating me up from the inside

>>33305560
Unless she's going several days without responding at all, just let her enjoy her vacation and relax man

>>33305565
Ugh absolutely disgusting

>>33305559
>explain everything as if they were a sort of unruly, slow child that you have affection for
no, not really, being condescending is disgusting
we just like the idea of having a man on our side who’s decisions are safe to trust because he has proven that he has the intelligence to make better decisions than we could
but that submission has to be earned by having evidence of these superior decision making skills

>>33305553
Tarantulas are commonly sold as pets but I've never had one, my recluses are mostly "harvested" from the garage or the shed. I observe them "in the wild" sometimes too via a camera, like I said they don't tend to move very far or much, I guess a proper scientist would be more controlling of individuals and variables but I'm not exactly publishing a paper here.

>>33305550
>>33305563
What's your guyses definition of a slut

>>33305552
It's not? Sex doesn't have to be a straight shot and pedal to the floor. You're allowed to mix it up and communicate needs and feelings.

>>33305568
yeah, you are the problem

>>33305560
Think about the last time you were busy with family obligations, you werent really able to sit on your phone right?
I’ve been in her position and if it makes you feel better, I would see the texts, smile and think about him, but then get distracted by something I had to do or someone calling for my attention and would just lapse in response

>>33305575
I mean my slut friends had 10+ body counts and some offered to have sex with me
That's what I'd define as a "slut" but I love them...

The last time we had sex, he almost refused to touch my body even though I was asking him to. Was this disgust?

>>33305575
Body count over 1. Having exes implies she fucked several guys. I can't respect them after that.

>>33305560
this is why having a bf is the worst lol

>>33305577
I just can't stop imagining her with big black men
She told me before we got together she'd let black guys run train on her

>>33305558
The order you put this in is very concerning.

>>33305577
okay, can you explain how i should know the problem is me? and how would i identify if the problem is her? for future reference. i am sorta autistic

>>33305581
Soundz like you should confront him what that was about.

>>33305576
Now you're going to tell me that people care about their sexual partner and are willing to accomodate them because they "like" it.

>>33305564
>>33305571
>>33305578
thanks guys. and no last time we had a date was on thursday and she left town saturday and texted me when she arrived that evening. I told her on Friday that I get that she'd be busy so understand if our communication slows down (but I still feel this way about it).

>>33305584
you‘re not very good at this
>>33305586
>autistic
no shit
the problem is that you know you have nothing to hold against most other guys that would show interest in her
basically you have nothing to make you confident in her choosing you over those other guys, so yeah, thats on you
get rich or something to compensate for it so you can feel like a catch

>>33305552
Let me teach you the foolproof ultimate sex god method
As you plap, grind into the girl's vagina with your pelvis. So imagine you thrust in, grind against her once, then pull outward. Repeat. In the heat of sex this turns into a kind of rolling motion, like you're kneeding dough with your cock. Girls love this.

But the beauty comes when you feel like you're about to burst. Simply thrust in, grind, and DON'T pull outward. Just keep grinding. Stay there inside her, dick rock hard, grinding away. She'll love it and it'll provide you with the break you need to slowly come back down and no longer be ready to burst.

Then simply start thrusting like before.
Trust me, women do not notice or care that you've stopped thrusting so long as you keep grinding on her.

>>33305591
>get rich or something to compensate for it so you can feel like a catch
All he has to do is realize he's dating a busted up 30yo former slut who can't do any better than him.

>>33305583
if that was a woman posting that scenario she'd just get mad at the boyfriend without trying to stop it

>>33305062
Going to meet my ex again now with a sleeping bag and stuff for her sis staying over
I'm still in love with her and seeing her repeatedly is not helping ffs
I fucking hate my life

>>33305568
Make her feel beautiful and confident in them. Fashion is a thing for other women to appreciate, while fit or skin can be a little for getting those long glances. Sometimes we know we look really cute in an outfit and like the extra attention just for the sake of it and nothing more. Don't punish her about it or feel insecure until she's shown you a reason to. Just appreciate her outfits and be sweet, give occasional compliments.

>>33305593
sure but he is too insecure for that, he has to have something that makes him feel superior or he will be an anxious mess forever

>>33305594
it's so cool how the word "wyrm" used to refer to dragons, snakes and now they refer to wriggly little things

>>33305588
Um, yes.

>>33305597
Normies can say what they want about incels but having no exes is a blessing

who up chokin dey wyrm

>>33305568
>>33305599
>Make her feel beautiful and confident in them. Fashion is a thing for other women to appreciate
True that

I wish women could wear skimpy clothes without it mattering too much, apparently i'm meant to care and be insecure about that shit though

The only person who could stand me is gone dead and gone

>>33305610
wow, you are so chad

>>33305611
grim

>>33305610
Can't because you guys are too fragile and gotta try and touch me or talk to me if I'm wearing skimpy clothes, and I don't want that.

>>33305610
Eh, fuck that. Get a little skimpy.

>>33305586
Insecurity gets treated like a dirty word, but it's not. There are a lot of situations in which it makes sense to be insecure. If it seems logically sound that your relationship might be about to break down then it makes sense to be insecure about it.

But in this case we can identify that the problem is you because you can't think of any sound reason why you should be insecure. You are worried that your girlfriend is dressing for other men, but you don't have any reason to think this. You simply think she looks hot. This triggers your anxieties, but there's no logical throughline. It's just your brain overactively looking out for any possible threats.

A contrasting situation: If your girlfriend loved hanging out one on one with a guy friend of hers (or a girl friend of hers, it's the 21st century...), giggled all the time and smiled when texting them, was flirty in her messages, got evasive and odd when you mentioned the person etc. then that's valid reason to be insecure, because she's acting in a way which is odd if she's just platonic with her friend.

It'll be hard as fuck for you because it's your first relationship and you don't yet know (from experience) what's "normal" behaviour and what's "abnormal" behaviour. Sorry.

>>33305535
>>33305536
Anooooon.

>>33305615
I need a woman to touch me because I sure as hell won't be the one to break the touch barrier

>>33305573
>no, not really, being condescending is disgusting
if you're attracted to him you'd probably just read it as confidence
like i've seen this with a good close female friend i have. she's pretty well read and cultured, husband is stem guy and whenever he explains anything he basically treats her as if she was retarded, "you probably can't understand this because you aren't in stem" and shit like that. i can see through it sorry

>>33305533
>>33305535
>>33305536
>>33305618
nta but I was also right in my suspicions and it's hard to describe, but my gut instincts picked up on the fact that she was acting flirty with a friend of hers. It wasn't as cut and dry as I described in >>33305617 though, so I'm not sure what it was my subconsciousness had noticed. It just felt "off". I looked through her phone for the first time in our relationship and found out she'd been flirting with him. When I asked her about it the next day she broke down and admitted she had a crush on him. I later found out she'd been outright sexting with a whole separate other guy too.

In my 30s I realised something
I don’t actually like “freedom” and “self determination”
I like “tyranny” I like order. I want structure and strict rules with those following them being rewarded, and those disobeying getting beaten in the streets by enforcement.

Anyone else?

>>33305621
not my problem some gross women have a humiliation fetish
if you want to date women that hate themselves then go ahead and indulge yourself

>>33305607
m
that is a nice coat though

>>33305625
nah I don't like leaving my fate up to luck like that

>>33305625
Social rules exist for a reason. The older you get, the more you realize that those reasons are good reasons.

>>33305624
Discord?

>>33305353
I'd like to have normal sex most of the time

>>33305631
What?

>>33305625
Ye. Older ended up with desiring more strict, authoritarian govt. with strict regulations and heavy taxation on corporations. If it's not corrupt, which will never be the case. So...

>>33305625
I don't like you.

>>33305635
Where you discovered sexts?

>>33305605
>having no exes is a blessing
Amen to this
My life was simpler before
No relationship no problem
People like us are meant to be alone

>>33305638
What are you asking me bestie

>>33305640
Were her sexts through discord or somewhere else?

>>33305630
The older I've got the more I've realised they're arbitrary and don't really matter.

>>33305582
You're mentally ill

>>33304837 (OP)
Women, would you pay to see a man on Onlyfans?

>>33305642
Depends on how far you zoome out.

>>33305641
Somewhere else. Why did you ask if she was sexting on Discord, that's such an odd question

>>33305646
Attempt to relate and compare a past thing .

>>33305644
lol no

i wish women could love men who aren't particularly assertive

>>33305625
Chinese approach seems better than whatever the US and Europe have going.

No use filling the air with bullshit culture wars wedge issues when you arent trying to split off voting blocks. And stricter control on information so foreign agents cant as easily interfere into your narrative (which every government has)

>>33305646
he wants to know if he should behead a girl if she dares to ever use discord since he thinks thats all girls use discord for, so he wanted more bias confirmation

>>33305650
We do, but you have to start getting a backbone and be firm about your boundaries

>>33305650
They can but you have to be prepared to put up with a lil bossiness

>>33305615
I just like looking desu

>>33305645
There's a solid, like, core which makes sense (like "family is a useful thing"), but when you look at the details it's just arbitrary. Does it matter whether two guys can walk down the street holding hands platonically (as they do in much of Asia)? No. Does it matter whether it's expected for guests to eat with you or for them to go home (as is the case in Northern Europe)? No. Does it matter whether you say excuse me and sorry whenever you move past someone? No, because in cultures where you don't say these things good intentions are assumed by default anyway so nobody holds it against you if you move past them.

>>33305650
Why? That goes against natural instinct. Thats as if I would say I wish men could love whores that try to make you raise another mans kid without knowing it.

>>33305626
hey i'd love to date a woman that likes being treated as an equal but the overwhelming majority of women enjoy being talked down because they essentially want a dad they can have sex with
take it out on them not me

State gender

If your partner was vegetarian or vegan, would you change your diet? If you're vegan, would you want your partner to change something?

Gender and age
Have you ever been in love? What did it feel like?

>>33305605
Seriously anon stay single for as long as you possibly can. Life is much more stress and hassle free. As soon as you fall for a girl it's game over
>>33305660
M, I would if they wanted to, sure
Not like I eat especially well anyway kek

>>33305660
M
I might be convinced to go vegetarian because I'm already struggling to see why not. If I lived in India I think I'd be vegetarian, for example.
I will never go vegan. I did have a thing with a vegan girl and it was fucking hard thinking of shit to cook. She couldn't cook at all so she wasn't helpful either.

>>33305656
Those all have deep and valid roots and this have become symbols of shared cultural values. Not doing those things is like rejection those values and it makes you suspicious (what other values does this person not adhere to?), which is a danger to the stability of a group.

>>33305644
No. I get cock pics for free.

>>33305625
You like femdom don’t you anon?

>>33305659
a good dad does not talk down on you in a condescending way either
you can know more than someone without being an ass about it

>>33305665
Yeah like I said the older I've got the less I've believed shit like that. It's just arbitrary and doesn't matter. Social rules, as a concept, might exist for a reason, but any individual specific social rule doesn't usually have a reason to exist compared to alternatives

>>33305653
I don't think establishing my own boundaries is the problem. I really just hate asking for help or asking for someone to do something for me. I struggle to get my needs or desires met if it involves someone else.

>>33305650
I do, but then you yell at me for showing affection and run away because it's too much for you to handle. So emotionally I'm confused.

>>33305661
M
30
Literally have no clue what live feels like, I never felt attached to anyone beside whatever it is I need out of them. Realised it as a kid when my grandparents started dying. I wasn’t sad they were dead, there were just things they would do for me that I wouldn’t get now. But since they stopped doing them anyway when they were sick and dying, I was already used to it, so their deaths weren’t a big deal.

I know this is abnormal so I avoided relationships outside of just business, I am clearly not OK.

>>33305660
M

No, and honestly I can't see that relationship lasting.

>>33305661
Female, no.
Like this but to a human male.

>>33305671
>yell at me for showing affection
why did he do this

>>33305661
Dozens of times. At first exciting, then nothing but spite, resentment and self loathing because it never goes anywhere.

>>33305674
>tfw a woman doesn't say this to me

>>33305676
Forgot M and 26

>>33305660
I'd go vegan at most except for my beef pills. But instead I bless meat.

>>33305355
Can you turn my gf bi, please?

>>33305661
M
Yes. It's literally just an addiction with another person being the object of desire. Not much else too it. Your brain is hijacked and only thinks about getting the fix

>>33305669
The reason is that it‘s symbolic gestures of shared cultural values. Ofc you can argue that the gesture itself has become obsolete, but thats not how humans work. We function based on condensed symbolism. If you want to strip away any no necessary symbolic gestures then there is no end to it. Saying hi and bye or putting on pants when going outside for example. Sure we could do without those gestures but then we would return to monke. Which can work but unfortunately we have consciousness and egos that drives us to not just be content with living like animals.

femanon your place is so dim
*turns on every single light in your house*

>>33305660
M
I consider going vegetarian a lot, but I can't live without liver and bone broth

>>33305594
I'll kill you.

>>33305660
M
Lmao, no. I'd rather give her some meat instead

>>33305688
*kills you*

>>33305668
i agree completely with you but many women do enjoy the condescension

>>33305688
I’d kill you

>>33305675
He consented fully at first and then turned around and started calling me rapey so I stopped and then he got mad at me for not initieating anything. Also yanked my phone out of my hand when I was on a call with a helpline about dealing with his bullshit. He was crazy.

>>33305680
Are you now or have you ever been a fur baby

Why is my cousin who has no degree, no job/career other than retail, married and pregnant by 23 and I’m 25 with no boyfriend ever

>>33305696
I agree completely with you but my question is if you would really want anything to do with one that does
because she might pass that on to your daughters
just sayin

>>33305661
M26
I don't know really and can only speak from my own experience, but I feel like I'm still in love with my ex desu. I still get butterflies whenever I see her. I get this urge to look after her and make sure she's okay.
You just feel at home with them. You stop worrying about other things, they seem insignificant besides. You look at them and realise how beautiful this person is inside and out. Every quirk, every mannerism is endearing and a a window into their soul.
You appreciate how lucky you are to be beside them, how much they have to offer the world. How they'd be a wonderful friend, companion, and parent. The world is a brighter place with them in it.
You just want them to be happy and feel loved, because they deserve the world. Whether that includes you or not, as much heartbreak or pain it might cause, you want them to flourish with flying colours.

>>33305702
Because you are too competent and it intimidates people

>>33305702
you dont go outside and you have rbf which scares dudes off

>>33305702
I feel like college and working on a career can sometimes "delay" things a bit in that sense desu but trust me you will meet your man someday, you just need to be patient and put yourself first. Life is not a race anon, you will find happiness just like your cousin did x

>>33305688
*bonk*
The electricity is for the AC.

>>33305702
Because you are a man

>>33305702
Date me :)

>>33305707
I’m retarded
>>33305708
What is rbf?
>>33305710
I thought it would make things easier- I was social in college and with networking stuff

>>33305710
thanks boomerGPT

>>33305691
>violent outbursts
No wonder the worms you raised are like that. You should be a better role model.

>>33305551
Scary.

>>33305720
resting bitch face
you unconsciously have a look of disdain 24/7

>>33305711
Of course you'd need AC, fatty.

>>33305703
if i had to choose between one who does and one who does not i'd obviously prefer the one who does not
but considering i even see extremely smart women with phds going ooooh you're sooo smaaaart as some guy with half their education treats them like idiots then the choice seems more to me is between one who does and no girlfriend and in that case i prefer the one who does not going to lie

>>33305700
BPD?

>>33305727
No one has said I have that
They always tell me I look like a teenager though

>>33305701
no :(

>>33305723
You're welcome my young brethren
>>33305720
Nta but I think rbf = resting bitch face lol
Statistically college educated people marry and have kids later than the working class. There's nothing wrong with that it's just a different life journey. 25 is super young anon you got loads of time to meet a nice fella

>>33305740
maybe you should start smoking
itll age you AND then a guy can ask for a light as a kind of meet-cute kek

>>33305726
It took about 4,5 years for them to go from 2200 mice to total extinction. Scaled to human life span, gestation duration etc, thats around 1000 years. Since we have already entered the decline phase, I‘d say we still have around 300-400 years left. Unless there is some sort of leveling disaster that deeply disrupts safety and abundance for a few generations. Guess we‘ll find out.

>>33305737
Shes a single mother anon, shes making herself the victim

ion speak french but let's talk money bitch i'm fluent...

>>33304837 (OP)
>German-Japanese Asuka refers to the door as "the walls of Jericho" to entice him to bring them down and seize her
>Japanese Shinji hasn't read the Bible, so he takes "the unbreakable walls of jericho" literally and doesn't make a move
>Asuka seethes the whole time thinking she's unattractive because he won't make a move on her

Who was in the wrong?

I’m pooping

>>33305735
yeah, fair
just be careful to not lead with the condescension, it would scare away the hoes that don‘t

>>33305752
good job
dont tear your asshole

>>33305702
Probably because her libido was high.

>>33305751
he for being a little bitch, you don‘t have to read the bible to know that that was meant as a challenge

Women will call me gay for getting sucked off by femboys, yet they never put in the effort to be as good at oral. Or as cute when receiving and appreciative of my load.

>>33305761
Happy Pride!

>>33305761
Not my fault youre a closeted homosexual

>>33305746
I would hope humans have more intelligence and capacity for morality than mice.

>>33305702
Bored people get married early because they feel like they've got fuck all else to do

why do so many women like outlander oh right

>>33305769
oh dear

Why are women allowed to be homophobic?

>>33305737
He was only diagnosed autistic. He had trauma tho so that's my bad for continuing to show consistent care.

>>33305771
now i know why this chick that talked about outlander to me asked me my height lol

Should I go for a 40 min walk?

>>33305661
>Have you ever been in love? What did it feel like?
M. Elderly. A few times, yes. I'm in love with two different people right now. It feels different each time you experience it, but in the early stages it's very much like being high on a drug - MDMA perhaps. Just being around the person is intoxicating. You can kiss for hours and feel high as you do it.

As it matures it becomes less intense, but richer; you realise there's nowhere in the world you feel more comfortable than with that person; that the two of you together are somehow much more than you are apart: you complement each other, support each other, and improve each other. You realise that if it came to a choice between your life and theirs, you'd choose theirs.

>>33305702
Because she's less picky than you? She spent the same time you spent getting an education on cultivating a relationship?

>>33305773
We aren‘t seen as a real danger. Same as how tiny dogs biting is kinda cute and thus they often don‘t get trained right.

>>33305777
Yes.

>>33305777
>Should I go for a 40 min walk?
No. Go for a three hour walk.

>>33305759
>that that was meant as a challenge
how exactly

>>33305782
Ok. Maybe I'll go.
>>33305783
Why 3 hour?

>>33305784
she wanted to see how desperate he wants her, he folded at the first hurdle, so she assumed his dick was not hard enough for her
men make things happen for pretty girls and all that

>>33305777
walking is good for you

>>33305789
>dont come into my room
>ok
>grr why isnt he coming into my room?
if you tell a guy not to bother you then expect him to bother you then you deserve to be disappointed

>>33305774
You'll be glad to know that I am not mentally ill myself, just shy.

>>33305793
I never said she isn‘t a dumb entitled bitch. I did not support her behavior, just explain it. But since he had a thing for a dumb bitch in the first place, it‘s his fault for not passing her shit tests.

>>33305778
How can you be in love with two people

>>33305751
A girl once slept over and got into her underwear then told me I would "never, ever" see her wearing less. It transpired this was supposed to be an epic 4d chess move to make me think of her naked while also trying to inflame my desire by making her seem less attainable. Shinji did nothing wrong

I hope that you get Deja vu

>>33305802
>girl once slept over and got into her underwear then told me I would "never, ever" see her wearing less
Why is this so hot lol
I wish a girl did this to me
They usually get naked though

>>33305803
Do you get déjà vu when she's with you?

>>33305802
A girl to this to me, even proclaiming we're sleeping together "but just sleeping and totally nothing else" and then as soon as I made a move she gave me "don't rape me eyes" and started pushing me away, so I stopped. I should've kicked her out of bed and told her to go back to her room after

>>33305803
bitch i'm gonna smack your ass up, give you jamais vu, then smack your ass up again

>>33305801
he doesnt know its not love

ever since I got fit, I started to feel worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters

>>33305810
yeah i see that banner every once in a while
its like 12 years old now

>>33305761
>Or as cute when receiving and appreciative of my load.
Why is there such a contrast between gay men and straight women when it comes to cum?

>>33305811
shits hilarious

>>33305802
>>33305806
how the fuck do you normies even get into these situations

Women, why do you insist on doing mens work instead of just letting a man in your life take care of it?

>>33305801
>How can you be in love with two people
In my case, effortlessly. But a great many people can't, of course. Ask yourself if it's possible to simultaneously love a spouse and a child - it's a *little* bit like that.

>>33305812
Gay mens whole identity is to try and be seen as the perfect fuck toy, women usually try to not be seen as nothing but a fuck toy.

>>33305815
He might start to feel like he can make demands. Not worth it.

>>33305815
reminder to put a couple sets of wheel chocks in my trunk

>>33305815
I dunno, maybe because we don't want to feel helpless?

>>33305815
I wouldn't do that. Ngl I just want to wfh job, be an assistant receptionist and or stay at home wife/maid.

>>33305824
>>33305822
Yeah but you fuck it up more often than not

>>33305815
best to teach her how to do it
she's under the impression that "I don't need anybody" also means "I don't need to learn anything"

>>33305826
No sorry, thats the girls that record it and upload it for click bait.

>>33305814
I'm the anon that got a female roommate by accident so it's not an achievement of my own merit. We're incompatible, unfortunately, being a pair of doms.

>>33305815
NAG but if I had a daughter I'd prefer she have some degrees of self-reliance. Wouldn't you?

State gender

Finding a good partner means having someone who knows you, accepts you and will always support you in a way no other person can. Why do you think people say you don't need that to be happy?

>>33305833
you could probably re arrange the words in your post for the answer to the question

>>33305833
F
Because they are too nice to say that I’m too ugly or stupid to get it for myself

>>33305815
God I hate short women this video was very satisfying to watch.
If you need to stand up all the way like that to push down on a tool, any tool and lift yourself, you should not be allowed to live.

>>33305815
>webm
damn that sucks lol. FUK i need to fix my parking brake

>eating three eggs a day will kill you when you are 110 years old
Lol
Lmao
Seethe egglets

>>33305837
You're a manlet yourself