Old: >>33400762

Where the fuck am I gonna find another woman that
>will watch Xavier renegade angel, aqua teen hunger force, and South Park with me
>listens to death metal, black metal, goth, punk, prog rock, billy joel, and alternative rock with me
>talks about fallout, fear and hunger, and other cool video games
>shares the same sense of humor as me
>is very sweet and cute
>is an excellent gift giver and very sentimental
>has big boobs and a big ass
>is a good cook
I want her back in my life so badly

Femanon with big boobs, please give me a chance.

myao sounded like she has a nice body from the way she described it last night

women do you like men who like women?

How am I supposed to date if my sleeping schedule is from 6 am to 3 pm? I work at night.

>>33403472
YOU sound like you have a nice body. Oil up that bussy, lil nigga

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33403472
ning ?

>>33403476
figure it out

Girls -

Could a dude ever successfully proposition you for sex outright? Or must it always be disguised as hanging out?

women can i sleep on your thighs?

>>33403473
no because this is what they're like
>>33403482
>>33403479
>>33403468

>>33403489
I'm pretty chill tho

>>33403488
Sure

Can you be immortalized, without your life being expired?

>>33403490
proof?

>>33403473
>women do you like men who like women?
Yes, I also like men who like men and women who like women, but not women who like men because they should know better.

>>33403476
>How am I supposed to date if my sleeping schedule is from 6 am to 3 pm?
Find a nurse who is on the graveyard shift. Nurses are notorious whores, though, so be careful.

>>33403488
>women can i sleep on your thighs?
No, they would go numb because you're heavy.

>>33403461 (OP)
reposting since a new thread emerged
>>33403452
well, list is fluffing it up a lot, was just floating around some ideas:
mewo (sorry btw i forgot you are high iq korean, i just figured it'd look too weird in situ),
nyao nyao reminded me of mao mao (rip parker simmons, CN did him dirty. my boy deserved better!),
chairman myao,
something to do with miau but i couldn't really work it in anyway,
and my personal favorite (saving this one for a rainy day): lmyao
>>33403482
NAG, flirting is actually very important since it demonstrates your ability to, you know, be subtle. you know what you want, she knows what you want, she knows that you now what she wants, now dance monkey.
i once had a friend confess to me that if she knew i was a virgin, she would have fucked me if i asked her (and she wasn't seeing someone). so i guess that exists, though i don't think i could ever ask someone something like that

>>33403461 (OP)
Holy shit is that Nick Mullen? I miss Cum Town so much bros...

>>33403494
It is currently about 50F here. Chilly!
Idk talk to me. Give me a chance

>>33403500
but you're all so creepy

>>33403497
>NAG, flirting is actually very important since it demonstrates your ability to, you know, be subtle. you know what you want, she knows what you want, she knows that you now what she wants, now dance monkey.

What if you've already hooked up, but it's still casual? Would you be receptive to the dude hitting you up for a booty call? Or is that gross and tactless?

>>33403502
Some say endearing.

>>33403467
jesus, you lost it all

>>33403461 (OP)
Women, what are you like when you're hungry?

>>33403467
How'd you fuck it up?

Women can i make biscuits on your boobs?

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO THEY THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
LOOK AT ME NOW A MAN WHO WON'T LET HIMSELF BE

>>33403461 (OP)
M or F
Do you like left or right more?

>>33403516
Left.
But the right's color palette.

>>33403516
Right.

>>33403493
sure, i could create a variable-length hash key using chaotic means, and nothing like it could ever exist, it would be irrefutable proof of my existence. of course, we're doing those things every day in effect, but like my good friend the jocker says: it's not about the money, it's about sending a message
>>33403502
not nice! i make great company, i almost exclusively keep myself company and i'll tell you this, it's not my own company that makes life miserable
>>33403503
its hard for me to empathize with this because the idea of fucking casually is very alien, but if you've already hooked up and it's pretty explicitly casual then you could probably float the idea around, but maybe don't be TOO straightforward. "hey i've got some free time, wanna fool around" sort of thing. but usually i need enough openness in a relationship to let someone know i wanna fuck em like an animal before i'm ready to fuck em like a very nervous man!

>>33403497 (favorite anon)
lmyao how did u think of that ㅠㅠ

mm cant choose if lmyao or chairman myao is my fav..
(also reposted)

>>33403516
Soul vs soulless
>Rebuilds SUCK

>>33403516
M. objectively speaking, right is better looking, more consistent AND varied colors. but the left is very nostalgic and is the way that God intended anime to look. (it's also imo easier to read the expression, but i don't think that matters as much now that we're no so far away from screens anymore)

>>33403502
Do I look creepy?
This is me in the pic btw.

wow i just watched viggo mortensen fight while butt-naked

>>33403525
*smooooooch*

>>33403498
how do you feel about his special? i thought it was decent.

>>33403506
>>33403510
Because she fucking left me and gave me zero fucking closure because she gave me the good ole
>it’s not you, it’s me
But then I reached out so I could talk to her some more. She asked if we could have more no contact time, and I said yes but idk if that means she’s waiting for me to reach out again or if she’s going to. I’m so fucking pissed. I haven’t picked up my guitar in days, I can’t concentrate at work, and I’ve lost like 10 pounds, and I’m already 6’3 165 pounds. I can’t be losing weight. I realized too in my time a part from her that I could have been more empathetic to her mental health situation but it was hard to help her when she wouldn't share all that was going on. I tried to comfort her but I was met with mockery. In my time apart from her, I've made an earnest effort to connect with people, especially because I have no one in my life that I'm remotely close to now that she left me and my grandma died a few months ago. In this time, I've learned to be more emotionally available and to let go of my autistic filter, which I think prevented me from being emotionally available enough during her time of need. I'm going to reach back out to her. She had no complaints about the relationship and I trust that she was being honest when she said that, however, that doesn't mean I am absolved from any responsibility to change myself; I am also flawed, but I'm willing to grow with or without her. I just want her back in my life

>>33403521
ah let me help you with that: chairman lmyao

How to get cuckquean gf?

>>33403531
brutal.

>>33403533
pfft

noo that one's not cute :ccc

I'm 30, M, I've never been able to form relationships in my life. I feel like I'll be alone for the rest of my life because of that. Every time I sense interest from someone it feels like it goes away after like 3 days, then it feels like they want nothing to do with me. And its always been from women who are already taken/married, older women too, but single women my age never showed interest in me or at least don't make it as obvious for me to be able to tell. Just asking out random women after a few interactions just seems weird to me so I never do that. It just seems more complicated than its supposed to be. Noone else in my family is like this, idk whats wrong with me. Anyone else similar? did you manage to fix it somehow?

>>33403516
M
Left

>>33403516
F
Are these children?

>>33403511
no boobies </3

thighs could work ?

Marriage is hot because it symbolizes owning women like property.

>>33403531
That blows, sorry to hear anon. I'm in a similar situation, so I feel your pain.

If it's already fucked, you could just throw anything and everything out there to see if any screwball plans work? Ask if she wants to hookup, or pester her to hang out, or try to strike up a conversation about something unrelated to you two. Just whatever.

Either something'll get through, or you'll have busted things so irrevocably that at least you can rest easy that there's no more hope.

>>33403467
iktf anon. also had things fall apart with someone very similar, childhood friend, same cultural diet, nicest person on earth, same shared future, attractive, seemingly 100% sexual compatibility, i saw my whole future with her and it was easy to. some things are not meant to be, though, and you just gotta accept that. doesn't make the now suck less, though.

something that has helped me feel a lot better is recognizing that i was a bit obsessed with this idea of "finding" the "right person" (this might not be applicable to you, i'm old now and this was recent lol), you know like they're a mushroom i'm hunting for or something, when in reality you should just purchase spores from the internet and grow them illegally in your closet. well, maybe the analogy is a bit off, but you must know what i mean

>>33403533
well you didn't SAY it had to be cute. hold on, give me a second, i'll come up with a cute one for ya.

>>33403537
whoops, responded to myself again, meant to tag you >>33403546

>>33403544
Except now the property can leave you and take some extra property with it

>>33403508
>Women, what are you like when you're hungry?
Irritable and dramatic

>>33403511
>Women can i make biscuits on your boobs?
Do you mean actual biscuits, or cookies?

>>33403534
>How to get cuckquean gf?
Ask me out, no homo
Also, I probably should have posted the Kim Possible thing

>>33403548
lols it's okki i understood

>>33403554
>Do you mean actual biscuits, or cookies?
Oh anon...

>>33403544
It’s not symbolism anon…

>>33403544
(·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ )

men scare me sometimes

>>33403534
>>33403554

>>33403540
No, they're drawings.

>>33403538
i also am nearly 30 and can't connect with people. wish i had an answer for you, but my answer for me personally has largely just been cope, e.g. "accept you are gonna be alone forever probably". it's all in your head, every part of it. probably single women are making the same plays, but you're more pessimistic with them and miss it, the brain gets like that sometimes unironically

>>33403554
>Do you mean actual biscuits, or cookies?
Nta
I mean kneading. And nibbling.
I could put whipped cream on them and clean it up. That would be fun.

>>33403561
Drawings of children, got it

Women are shit.

>>33403541
>thighs could work ?
yeh, sure

>>33403554
>Do you mean actual biscuits, or cookies?
yk, like a cat

>>33403567
y ?

Running mascara makes my moral compass spin like a retard on an office chair.

>>33403545
I'm thinking I might invite her to go fishing since it's something we talked about doing together while we were dating, but it's been years since I've done it and I don't want my second time fishing recently to be when she's there so I don't make myself look like an idiot. I'm planning on going alone this weekend tho just to practice and if it goes well, I might do that, or I'll invite her to go thrifting since it's something we did a ton (we dated for 4 years) and there's less room for error. The familiarity might trigger something in her brain to that makes her miss going out to places with me which might make her desire to be in a relationship with me again
>>33403546
>when in reality you should just purchase spores from the internet and grow them illegally in your closet. well, maybe the analogy is a bit off, but you must know what i mean
I think I get what you mean but I don't want to groom a woman into being the person I want them to be. Sure, I want them to respect me, the things I like, and my suggestions, but I want there to be a good common ground between us that we just innately share, independent of the relationship

>>33403538
Ate these experiences online or real life

>>33403556
ok after a lot of deliberation, i have in fact decided that lmyao is better. it is playful and light, like an orgasm

why shouldn't you be replaced with ai

aint no chatbot ever called me incel

>>33403554
>Ask me out, no homo
Do you watch your girlfriend have sex with men or women?

>>33403573
Sounds like you got a plan. That's good. Just don't pin all your hopes on the outcome - let things flow naturally, you know?

>>33403554
>Ask me out, no homo
Wanna go out with me?

>>33403569

>>33403563
>>33403553

>>33403516
M and left. I don't watch anime. Left looks like it cost a ton of money to have someone actually sit down and draw that frame by frame like old disney movies. Also I don't like that right has that uncanny Japanese age ambiguity thing going on. Left is clear.

why sex treated as if its a woman's loss and a man's gain

>>33403578
Give it a minute

>>33403577
but chairman myao makes me sound reallyyy important

both work !

>>33403508
i don't get hungry, hunger is my friend and it won't betray me like food

>>33403574
both, but it only occurred to me recently after irl experiences, its mostly irl tho.

>>33403588
It's a woman's loss when she has sex with a man below a 8.

>>33403588
Because it’s treated that way by men, usually the ones that doesn’t have sex

>>33403585
do men actually hate women this much or is it just bad experiences that lead to this hate

"worthless whores"? damn.

>>33403595
I actually did this once for a guy.

>>33403588
women lose brain cells trying to talk to the kinds of men they fuck

>>33403567
people who make hating women their entire shtick are shit

>>33403581
Yeah I know... which is kinda why I want to wait for her to reach out, but I have a sneaking suspicion she wants me to do it again. When we were together she would sometimes mention that it was "strange" that we weren't friends before we dated (we met and started dating within a week, we just hit it off so well) and she would talk about how she was the one that made it really obvious that she wanted me. I don't doubt that she ever felt loved by me, but I think she wanted to start things off slower than we did and to be chased by me a bit, which is why I'm leaning towards reaching out. What do you think I should do?

>>33403604
It's not an act.

6'1-6'4 is the perfect male height

>>33403600
Holy shit, the bar is SO low

>>33403600
are you single? I need a woman like you in my life

>>33403593
honey don't do that

hunger is not your friend, i know it trust me

>>33403608
Yeah, I should probably kms.

>>33403607
Unlucky me

>>33403600
Are you still with him?

>>33403607
Nvm The bar has been raised again

>>33403609
Never again.
>>33403613
No.

>>33403611
No don’t do that ur so sexy, you could be my sex slave. I would treat you okay.

>>33403607
at what height can i start asking women to throw out their old panty drawer?

>>33403573
you might want to try something a little less sentimental. you don't know where she's coming from with her choices, right? you need to look out for yourself emotionally and make sure you don't accidentally set yourself up to be knocked down. like, it might be totally reasonable for her to say "no" or to even be upset by the suggestion itself because of it being something you guys talked about as a couple. you feelin me? you're obviously putting a lot of stock in it, and it would all fall apart in an instant, and it's not gonna be any less painful in the future.

i get you anon, i really do. my one left right as a bunch of awful shit was happening to me, too. i JUST recently got past the point where her missing presence acts as a constant reminder of our situation. we're more than half a year out, and she just recently unadded a spotify playlist i made that she liked. it's dumb that i even noticed it, and it hurt more than it should have, but only for a small while. you'll reach that point soon, you just gotta get through day-to-day for now.
>I don't want to groom a woman into being the person I want them to be. Sure, I want them to respect me, the things I like, and my suggestions, but I want there to be a good common ground between us that we just innately share, independent of the relationship
a relationship is about mutual growth, no? find someone that tolerates you for more than 5 minutes, and then start making your common ground. it aint about remaking them to be more like you, though. i had your exact same mindset once, except i was made to realize i was OBSESSED with relationship stability and was relying on parity to keep things stable - that we feel the same way about stuff, like the same things, have the same interests etc, except that's not what makes any relationship meaningful. a wonderful nona from here that ghosted me (bitch, but i hope you're doing well) actually taught me that.

4'9" - 6'4" is the perfect female height

>>33403619
none? why should she throw out perfectly functional clothing?

>>33403617
No thanks.

>>33403594
How did you meet them? Do you have friends?

>>33403623
I don't know, just to say i did it I guess

>>33403622
aw thank you

>>33403622
Nice, made it.

>>33403578
i would actually just date a machine if i could, but chatbots are some of the most soulless things in existence. i want something with true experience. i'm pretty sure i can engineer it, but then it gets a bit incestuous which is weird.

anyway this is basically the origin story to the robot daughter strategy
>>33403592
but chairman lmyao, you're already really important to me, you don't need a name to SOUND really important!

>>33403607
>1 inch off
it is with great pleasure to announce that I will be passing away

Love a fat ass

>>33403632
>he is like animal

>>33403625
Different places, some during college, then some at work. The online ones were dating apps but thats always been a mistake so wouldn't recommend it.

>>33403632
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

>>33403630
yaaaaaaay !! ^^

okki i rename you as meong so we can be twinsies :3 (meong is woof n myao in meow in korean)

>>33403633
Bit feral today

>>33403607
>tfw 6'3, the average of the two
am i the most perfectly heighted male? i hope i can use this to get a woman into bed with me so instead of having sex, i can show her the collection of bog bodies i have on my phone

goodnight everyone

>>33403636
chairman lmyao and admiral meongoloid, it's not an iconic duo but they do try their best (allegedly)

>>33403640
Goodnight furry condiment.

>>33403640
sweet dreams

>>33403640
oh look, she's pretending to go to bed again, that's cute and funny

Women, have you ever had sex that "Blew your back out"?

>>33403620
>you might want to try something a little less sentimental. you don't know where she's coming from with her choices, right?
Not really no, she was vague. I know it's because of her mental health but we were the only two people we ever spent any significant amount of time with, so I imagine that it's hard for the both of us. I am scared to reach back out tho because if she says she's not interested, then it's officially over. I think that's what I'm scared of - we're just in limbo rn. She said that she "won't be going anywhere" but then she said to "not wait for her" and as I dropped her off at her house, she said she loved me as I closed the door. It was a somber but hopeful split but I thought she'd want to, at the very least, start talking again since we're still friends. She's also still sharing shit with me like her cat, her location, hulu, has me on her "close friends" list on instagram, has the background that says "i said i love you first" on our DMs. I just don't know what she REALLY wants. If she rejects me again, do I ask her to at least clear the air about what's going on and if she told me the truth or how she sees our relationship going forward? Maybe it's just hard for her to process all that stuff with everything she's dealing with? I'm not sure, but I want her back and if she's done with me, I just want her to say it. I don't like ambiguity, I live in binary

Mayo isn't very nice, idk why she is here.
Kitten poster is much nicer to me than her...

>>33403610
okay sure

>>33403640
good night myao

>>33403651
Least subtle attempt at starting a war

>>33403651
we don't need people arguing about them and filling the thread with hate

>>33403657
true

Bimbo isn't very nice, idk why she is here.
Tie die is much nicer to me than her

>>33403659
don't you start. i feel old already recognizing that shit.
why couldn't i be a normie and just have a "Friend group" of some retards i've known since 3rd grade that would die for each other...

>>33403659
May I rape you?

>>33403659
I kinda miss TD's pics she would post sometimes
At least we don't have to deal with CB anymore

>>33403650
you aren't supposed to like ambiguity, and also a good person doesn't want to leave you in such an ambiguous situation. you're hyper-analyzing details that ultimately don't actually mean very much. my relationship ended in a bitter sweet way, it wasn't quite a "i love you" as the door closed, but it was reminiscent of that. she probably means it, too, probably wishes things could work out maybe, but it isn't (obviously). in fact, both things could be true - she could love you, really truly love you, but also not want to (or feel unable to) date you. it's normal to be scared and made uncomfortable by ambiguity, because ambiguity is where all of our worst fears are at. but it's also where all of your hopes are at right now, too, and how much weight do you think you'd be losing if you left your kid alone in a house with a lion?

your problem, of course, is that right now you're thriving on the ambiguity. this is why it is cruel to leave people in ambiguous situations. you need to get rid of the ambiguity ASAP - i think your plan to make contact, unless she has explicitly said not to contact her, is probably reasonable. not to rekindle things though - make contact to remove ambiguity. "i understand you're having a hard time and i want to support you, but i need closure".

>>33403651
inb4 this post is myao trying to figure out of people here actually like her or not

>>33403666
>At least we don't have to deal with CB anymore
I'm guessing you missed a few weeks?

>>33403666
what is it with these acronyms man

>>33403669
LALALALALALA

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

LALALALALALA

>>33403637
I knew a girl once who tried to disappear by being the loudest person in the room. Like a scream wearing glitter nail polish. She laughed too hard at jokes that weren‘t funny and told stories that couldn’t be true. Sat in the front row every class, always had her hand up, always had something to say about everything. What she said was always a little off, but not wrong. The kind of statement that subtly shifts the feeling in the room to uneasy, but nobody could say why. She had a talent to cause discomfort so small, you only noticed it had happened again when she was long gone. I think that was on purpose, she liked to cause that suspense.
She once told me that if you are bright enough, people stop seeing you, they stop actually looking because they got blinded one too many times. That you can distract with shimmer, like a shiny fish under the surface of the water when the sun hits it just right. That you can dive under in the spectacle and it‘s a formidable hiding spot. Nobody suspects it. I did not know what to say to that. I still don‘t.

Eventually she disappeared, like she had been practicing for it all this time. She didn‘t move away, she didn‘t die, she just stopped being mentioned. I don‘t think anyone noticed until much later, when someone asked who used to sit there and nobody could answer.
Sometimes I think she turned herself inside out, stuffed the shimmery side into the invisibility membrane that used to be the core. Like if you talk enough, laugh enough, glow enough, something essential slips out through your own mouth and never returns. I think that was the plan. She wanted to disappear in plain sight. And she did.

Whats with the "omg his dick touches his belly button" thing?
I'm literally average (below 6") and mine almost touches

need bank robber gf who kill nobody after firing a trillion rounds and die to cops

>>33403677
She just like me fr fr

>>33403675
these girls say things like that, but when you ask them out, it turns out they got a lot of practice with their rejection speech since they get that a lot

>Tinder keeps shoving a girl I know right swiped on me
can you fucking stop, I want to swipe on other people

>>33403667
>not to rekindle things though - make contact to remove ambiguity
Ultimately I do want to rekindle things. Can I make contact to be friends and just spend time together, no sex or anything, just quality time doing activities together - just not as often as we used to? I think that's what I'm scared of, I'm scared that she's completely removing herself from my life. I don't want that at all. I want to comfort her during this trying time for her and I want to enjoy her company, she's a lot of fun, and I understand that for now, a romantic relationship with her is not happening any time soon. I've come to terms with that part

>>33403680
me with hinge and every fat girl on earth

>>33403679
Get what a lot

>>33403675
i actually can confirm, you would not believe the stuff people just ignore, even when it's right in front of them. i try not to bring this up too much here, but i've been in public with a clown nose a time or two, and it's insane how much people just don't pay attention

>>33403683
"wow you are so interesting, want to get coffee sometime?"

>>33403684
Comforting and uncomfortable in a way, isn‘t it?

>>33403685
Well, thats the whole point anon

>>33403682
she's not even fat, she's super hot, but if I right swipe on her, then I have to talk to her and could fumble her

Is 7in big?

>>33403690
Plenty

>>33403689
just do it. i had this going on with the most insanely perfect chick who had right swiped me, she was gorgeously hot, super charming and feminine and traditionally-minded, local, seemed real and not a bot, everything. I swiped right and answered really earnestly talking about Firefly (still can't believe they canceled that) and shit and... no reply
just go for it, 99% chance she never replies to what you say anyway

>>33403693
but the number of ''Likes'' goes down and that doesnt hit the dopamine receptors

>>33403675
I just had a woman come in. She had piercings, and seemed very standoffish. I asked her how she was doing, and she glared at me. I said “well that says it all”. She then said “I feel like demons are chasing me.” I replied “Maybe they are.” She became standoffish again, said I was only going along with her, that I didn’t care. Maybe that is similar. She wanted that slight moment of being seen, truly. And it unearthed the pain she’s carrying with her everywhere. I feel sorrow, for not being able to grant her even slight solace. Maybe being seen for that split second was enough. Maybe it was too much. Do you want to disappear too?

I should date 4chan girls, at least they're based and not brainwashed by leftist propaganda. I dated British gals and all of them were left.

>>33403694
just use hinge and you'll stop thinking likes are good
i just checked, 19 girls like me
together, they probably are like at least the weight of a fighter jet
but yeah i get it, I don't want to "X" our their profiles and lose the likes. I still want to imagine that 19 girls would jump my bones when I open the app

>>33403700
Hinge isnt a thing where I live

>>33403698
is this an appropriate thing to wear or is it disrespectful to schizophrenics?

>>33403698
Maybe she is used to people only validating her to mock her and feels more comfortable in people telling her to stop saying retarded shit and get it together. It happens.
Don‘t we all want that?

>>33403704
Works for me
>>33403705
Maybe some do. Maybe you do. Maybe sometimes, the inner child just wants to be held and told it’s okay. Would you stand in front of a hose and get hosed down?

>>33403705
i think that's why some girls come to 4chan. irl we would kiss all your asses like "oh, yes ma'am, the capital of Azerbaijan is timbuktu, you are so good at geography, yeah I believe all the dumb shit you say about politics too!"
here is the only place you can just talk to girls like, person to person

>>33403681
yeah i know you want to rekindle things. i want to rekindle things. when i get high, imagining the future we envisioned together is still comforting to me, even though it's never happening. on my phone recently, i came across this fun fan art of two characters meeting up, with their child excited to see her mom. i no doubt saved the image to send to her, and it was a gut punch.

let me tell you what the catalyst was for me that really kind of made me start to improve and stop pining over her. when you're together with someone, your sense of self kind of merges with them and their needs, just as your sense of self did for you before you both dated. it sucks when you have someone you can happily spend all your time with, and then they're gone. having all of those things we did together - which of course was just all the stuff i'm generally interested in - tainted and stained with the loss was hard. for me, it made it feel like there was no escaping it, nothing i could do that wasn't painful. ultimately, i realized i need to stop being "her and i" and just go be "i". and i exhausted a lot of "i" in service of "her and i", but there were SOME obscure things i liked that i either never talked about or we just never got around to connecting on. focus on that. listen to music you haven't listened to in a long time. start a new hobby, or revisit an old hobby. even the mundane day-to-day stuff, do it differently. rearrange your room, or sleep in a different one. for now, you need to be living days that are unlike the ones you two spent together.

the critical mistake here is going back to all the old activities and habits that you and her had. you need to get rid of those habits. even if you two get back together, it isn't going to be the same, so it doesn't serve you to keep living life like this relationship you had is right around the corner, when it's actually gone forever.

>>33403707
>Would you stand in front of a hose and get hosed down?
Never.
Would you?

showering and browsing atoga

>>33403710
I would. If it is my cross to bear, so be it. I can only hope my suffering derives joy for others. Maybe that’s my folly. As if I am somehow owed that, my only cope is the one that I can somehow give back. When I can’t, what then?

>>33403708
Definitely. But not even here people are willing to call you out. Calling someone out requires someone to give a shit in the first place, and I don‘t think people actually do that. I think people value comfort over truth almost every time. How peculiar.

>>33403686
mostly comforting, actually. i'm kind of a fairly shy and anxious guy (please do not ask me how i ended up with a clown getup multiple times), so having such a blatant look at how little people are paying attention to me is a source of comfort. do YOU find it comforting but also uncomfortable in a way?

>>33403713
Isn‘t it sad that we stop mattering the moment we stop being useful? When we were never useful to begin with and couldn’t be if we tried. My head hurts.
>>33403715
>do YOU find it comforting but also uncomfortable in a way?
I do. On one hand it‘s nice to know that nobody truly gives a shit if it does not impact them directly, but on the other, it also feels like the world falls away, slips through your fingers.

>>33403709
I see what you mean now. I guess my only other question is at this point, when I reach back out, how do I ask her if we're still friends/cool with each other? Do I even ask that, or will time tell if we hang out, things go well, we want to hang out again, etc?

>>33403717
> Isn‘t it sad that we stop mattering the moment we stop being useful?
You will matter to me for the rest of my life, no matter what. But what use are those words? You are not defined by your usefulness, you are you. Hell is not your grave.

>>33403713
this is such an accurate god damn picture, good grief. i'm glad you've recognized your place in this world though i'm sad it's a place you've found, fellow pagliacci

>>33403690
>Is 7in big?
No, you want to be at least 6 feet.

How do I get rid of the feeling of disgust of sex?
I tried to become asexual but I cant do it

>>33403719
What if love isn‘t giving what you feel comfortable with but what the other values about you?

>>33403648
Yeah, prone bone does that and it doesn't even feel good. I feel like a 60 year old office worker the next day

>>33403723
You need to put the rose tinted glasses on. Fucking is not something you do, it‘s a place you go.

My aunt's cat scratched me while I was getting a midnight snack and one of her claws is stuck in my foot

>>33403722
I'm 6ft tall too.

>>33403727
Damn thats intense

>>33403724
Is that what you truly want?

>>33403729
What's the original version of that meme?

How tf do people fast? I get hunger headaches really easily. If i go to bed hungry i'll wake up with a really bad headache that ruins my day

>>33403730
No. But maybe thats what I have to learn. Isn‘t it inherently selfish and thus anti-love to only give what you feel like?

>>33403699
True, I don't care about politics since misandry occupies most of my brain and is more aligned with conservatism anyway.

dem japs are like that too, huh

>>33403731
How would I know baby girl?

>>33403729
Lol

>>33403735
>Must be nice to have some holes
M, but i mean, women only have 1 extra hole...

>>33403737
Hehehehe

>>33403726
but its all fucking slimy and sloshy
I cant get over it

>>33403738
Depends... what is a hole?
https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ

>>33403736
My friend does that to his gf in front of everyone and it makes me laugh so hard inside

>>33403723
Got my clingy gf, she messages me instantly and send me cat memes while I’m at work, should’ve just been born chad sorry bro

>>33403741
Yeah well, so is ice cream if you focus on the wrong parts of it

>>33403743
Pretty wholesome, squeeze his ass as a reward next time he does it

>>33403744
those things I could do, its the sex thats the problem dude. its a complete turn off
>>33403745
thats not even remotely the same

>>33403743
I did that to my gf in public and try to embarrass her while she’s trying to order fast food, she now uses the self checkout exclusively

>How many holes do women have?
>"Depends what gun you use" - sweet anita

>>33403747
You aren’t having sex why do you care anyway?

...

>>33403749
She doesn’t have a condition she is literally just larping for attention from simps and it’s working, leftover men are pathetic incel garbage and should be kept as worker slaves

>>33403751
Where he at?

>>33403751
>>33403753
>simping for namefags
Cucked behavioural complex

>>33403747
>not even remotely the same
It is
You can focus on the way their hair smells faintly of cats, the weird sounds it makes when they move their mouth, the sus texture of finger tips, the suffocating heat another body gives off being so close to you, the intrusion into your personal space
Or you can focus on the way it feels like your physical boundaries are being dissolved, how absurd but strangely comforting it is that this person that is currently mingling their spit with yours once was a total stranger, how their hands on your body make you feel like you actually exist, like you have mass, how their weight on top of you makes you feel grounded, how the nerve endings in your skin reach upwards hungrily to receive their input, how you can lose your mind in sensation
All you have to do is surrender your awareness to the experience

Femanons, wake up and talk to us pls

>>33403756
Make me

>>33403733
Perhaps it is. Perhaps you are still loving by being true to yourself. I read it originally as what I didn’t give. And that was because I was afraid. Did that diminish my love?

>>33403757
wake up or i'll delete your 4chan account

>>33403758
I don‘t think there is a right answer. It‘s probably both.

>>33403718
i think it is perfectly reasonable to just ask someone something like this straight up. be honest about your intent, it sucks to be blindsided. "are you free this week? i want to meet up, touch base, hash things out."
my relationship i had fell apart because both her and i were very poorly adjusted people. i bring this up just to point out that she might have had extremely valid reasons for breaking up, dropping contact. but you're in the right for wanting to clear up what is otherwise both ambiguous AND ruining your life. this doesn't mean act rude or entitled, but it is licence to pursue it shamelessly imo. if she offers closure, then good; if she doesn't, then you either need to make closure (e.g. cut her out of your life with no intention of bringing her back) or learn to live with ambiguity. personally, i chose the latter, but the former is an extremely reasonable choice, especially if it's causing you issues. in this era of my life, i've adopted a philosophy i like to call "compassionate ruthlessness". i might have used this analogy here before, but think your otherwise healthy dog catches rabies - what do you do? is it more compassionate to let it wander around a scared and confused zombie until its inevitable and very painful death, or to take it out back and end its misery? in other words, compassionate ruthlessness is about acting brutal and decisively, but from a place of compassion. will it be extremely painful to you and her if you decide to cut contact? yes, certainly at least to you, but that's how it has to be sometimes on this gay, faggoty earth in order for to find peace for yourself and those you love.

>>33403759
Good morning saar I work for Microsoft your computer has virus bloody benchode bitch!

>>33403759

>>33403753
Frank ought to be replaced by something more smelly and brown.

is it weird to ask a woman what she likes before i go down on her? i’m not too confident in my skills

>>33403760
I think that in a healthy love, you will give all of your parts to your partner. They will see them all regardless. What is it that aches you?

women do you like fishing mini games in video games?

I'm tired of working every day, even though my job isn't even strenuous.
I don't have any questions.

>>33403756
If I don’t message my gf back within a reasonable time frame she starts spamming me with lovey dovey shit it’s awesome dude clingy gf is the best gf

>>33403766
>is it weird to ask what cake they want before i bake it and expect them to eat it?

>>33403769
I hope you robbed and murdered at your next delivery Uber jeet

>>33403750
I had to end multiple relationships because I only did it because I had to to keep them around
Its a serious problem and im actually trying to solve it
>>33403755
so there really is no fix?
its a complete bite the bullet situation. You know when you're washing dishes and after you're done, you have to clean the chunks of food stuck in the drain opening?
fuck.

>>33403770
epic win!

Flirting with import baddies on tinder has destroyed my vocabulary, I have become ESL…speaker of non-English.

>>33403768
Yeah actually. I used to spend insane amounts of time fishing in minecraft to get all the enchantments. I also have come to appreciate the fishing in stardew valley. It‘s strangely soothing.

>>33403774
Just stfu and quit virtue signaling go ahead and cut your own dick and balls off tranny faggot

>>33403766
Thoughtful but yes, that's potentially a weird conversation to have unless you're confident in your flirting. How would you do it? I can't imagine sitting a guy down like
>excuse me sir, it seems like oral sex might occur in the near future. might you enjoy tongue under the foreskin? and how hard should i squeeze?
Why not just try different things gently and double down on the things that get a good reaction?

>>33403774
anon, for the love of god, please stick a paper towel or something into your sink drain so it catches all the food and you can just pick it up and throw it out. but if you're grossed out by just normal, average sex then that is obviously abnormal and you should consider therapy since this seems to transcend relationships and is probably part of something bigger.

>>33403774
>You know when you're washing dishes and after you're done, you have to clean the chunks of food stuck in the drain opening?
Yes. My point is that what you focus on becomes what you associate something with and you can either focus on the things that make you hate it or on those that make you enjoy it. Like with washing dishes. You can focus on the gross slimy stuff left in the drain or you can focus on how nice the warm water feels on your skin, how yummy the dish soap smells. How the foam crinkles in your ears. It‘s always a matter of focus and perspective.

>>33403767
Nothing and everything. The usual.

>>33403781
NTA
i'm basically a virgin. i get off the most to the idea of my partner getting off, though. would you really mind or find it super weird if we were dating and i was like "i want to make you cum so hard that i can see you have a stroke. how can i do that?"

>>33403779
I dont think you understand what virtue signaling means retard
>>33403783
>put paper towel into the drain while washing the dishes.
>it disolves after the first 10 seconds
nigga what?
>but if you're grossed out by just normal, average sex then that is obviously abnormal
well obviously it is
im trying to fix it, its not like I chose this
>>33403782
focusing on other stuff doesnt remove the aversion of it. I can do all of that stuff you listed with no proble, as long as its not during sex

>>33403772
Based.
But I'm actually less useful than that, being a software engineer.

>>33403717
sorry anon, i got distracted writing essays to my fellow anon going through the same CBT (cognitive ball torture) as i did. you're prescribing very, idk, personal motivations to the people but i don't think that's the right way to go about it. it's less that they don't give a shit, imo, and more that they're blind to the things they don't know they're supposed to be looking for. so, it's not so much that you're falling away from the world, anon, it's more like you're broadcasting signals people don't even know they ought to be looking for. which is still lonely, of course. in the meanwhile...consider broadcasting signals people ARE on the lookout for, maybe.

>>33403784
Recently I have been obsessed with the concept of sin. Truly, to give up my possessions, subsume my humanity, to follow whichever archon blazes itself across the mental realm, and then what? Jesus saves. Are they not all fractures of the same essence? I want to truly understand and imbibe the First Sin. Knocking on the door enough gets you a response.
I don’t know if I could ever truly even begin to understand. Perhaps I am temporally incapable. Fundamentally reductive to a molecule, an atom of Adam. To hold life is to feel pressure, isn’t it? Harsh, unyielding, damaging pressure, always crushing on you.

>>33403768
No, can’t stand it so boring. I like fishing in real life though

>>33403787
Tech guys are freaks. My ex loved software engineering because computers reminded him of very submissive women who do everything for him and obey every command.

>>33403786
nigga what kinda discount paper towels are you buying? pay an extra like two dollars at the very LEAST to make your dish washing easier. my statement was not a judgmental one, and don't imagine whatever the cause is is a good one. are you a jumpy or otherwise sensitive person?

>>33403528
I don't like standup. My brain is fried I only find juvenile edgy humor funny like some of the posts on this site and Cum Town bits (and I guess some IRL interactions are also funny).

>>33403786
I have a gf therefore I am spiritually and emotionally superior to you

>>33403793
fuck, i'm a freak among tech guys and i'm DEFINITELY a freak irl. it's so over for me lmao

>>33403787
When are you going to transition femtech boy? Put on your coding bottom socks

>>33403793
I like coding, just not doing it in a corporate setting.
>>33403799
I transitioned into a chud years ago.

>>33403797
Cut your little worthless dick off and show us so we can laugh at it

>>33403802
>i am worth less than hiring a woman or AI and can easily be replaced by both
You should be ashamed of yourself sub 5 male

>>33403804
can't laugh at it when it's attached, huh? poor look for you

>>33403776
Trans 28?

>>33403810
The is the worst attempt at projection I’ve ever seen and it doesn’t even make sense, this reads like it was typed with shit covered pajeet hands

>>33403812
>the first thing that comes to mind is trannies
Bro is cooked and swiped left

>>33403815
probably because it wasn't projection and just a tongue in cheek post. stop trying so hard

Always a pleasure when ikea meatballs is in the thread.

>>33403817
I'd swipe left anyway, she scares me.

>>33403818
>doesn’t even know what tongue and cheek means
Do not use the white mans English that is forbidden for you to use understand street shitter dalit?

>>33403819
idk why this video hasn't been remade using AI voice tech but god this shit makes me laugh even just conceptually and i barely even kept up with incel vocabulary so i don't know what's being said half the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUxJdxv-COM

>>33403822
>scared of a petite feminine Asian woman
Kek trannies are terrified of real women YWNBAW kill yourself faggot

>>33403807
Lol no, AI can't replace me cause the customers will flee, women don't care for low-level shit, and they tried to replace some of the workforce with poos and it failed miserably.
Sub 5, sure.

>>33403802
>pajeet being replaced by another pajeet acting as a pajeet
Pajeetception

>>33403538
>I'm 30, M, I've never been able to form relationships in my life. I feel like I'll be alone for the rest of my life because of that.
You are right. Good girls are already taken at your age and I'd argue it already happened after 21. Only fatties and single mothers are left.
If you didn't get girls in your 20s, at your peak, you won't magically get them later when you look older.

>>33403711
wait you do that too :O

>>33403835
>wall of text cope
Sure thing buddy we believe you. Now hurry up with Uber eats monkey face

>>33403826
i don't really have time to play this game with you right now anon, i'm freaking the fuck out. i'm supposed to be manning our food stall today, but i haven't even pooped in the last 7 days. i've never heard of anyone who has even heard of anyone going longer than two hours without shitting here in my home village.

oh, but i guess the white man wouldn't know about culture, would he?

>>33403840
Saar you have redeemed my deception.

>>33403845
Are you by chance Polish?

>>33403835
i'm not so sure anon, i work with state-of-the-art chatbots and they're getting REALLY good at creating webslop. like it really is as brain dead as the industry standard demands. i've yet to see them tackle low levels things super effectively, though. (in fact, i think me being the only person on earth probably doing that work with them at all was what netted me reliable work with chatbot training in the first place, but i digress)

>>33403690
wtf that's massive

>>33403756
femanon namefags or femanons in general

>>33403857
Pajeet is just coping that he is about to get fired for trying to flirt with the office Stacy and because AI is about to take his job

>>33403846
Sorry my gf just messaged I am not reading all that lol

>>33403865
oh i know, i helped her write it all out lol

>>33403857
Webslop, sure, I can envision that. But I work with safety-critical systems, and AI code simply doesn't work. We've been instructed to use it sparingly.

>>33403851
No but I fucked a polish girl her pussy started like cheetos

Women, why are you like this?
https://youtube.com/shorts/_x9m-BFHCh8?si=q2ZvflX5jnUj6QBy

>>33403851
Nta but this is him.
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33346303/#q33347031

>>33403869
>actively simping and being proud of it
You are her shoulder to cry on while I am her dick to ride on haha lol

>>33403874
Right, this thread also has schizos hyperfixated on certain topics and write fanfics about random anons?

>>33403835
>women don't care for low-level shit
Is that why they’re taking your job? Because it is that easy?

>>33403870
that it is used at all anywhere near safety-critical systems is genuinely concerning desu. maybe they do better when given such strict guidelines, but not even wrt the code that they produce, but just the effect they have on people that use it. i never liked having it write code for me, i mostly used them to generate alternatives to what i made, or had them solve bugs i already solved so i could better guide them. i can understand a CEO's fixation on chatbots, but what any programmer sees in them is beyond me. i'm not even a professional programmer, so maybe that's it, i don't have a lick of experience with corporate programming apart from seeing its aftermath

>>33403877
You mean the multiple r9k threads where he got BTFO and chased off the board for his low IQ larping? No, but I could post those too if you want.

>>33403794
I can remove the drain cover to empty it, doesnt change the fact that its disgusting

>>33403756
What is it?

>>33403877
>>33403885
>mentally ill pajeet samefagging
It’s even funnier when you try to swap characters because your life is the joke lmao enjoy being replaced by AI shitjeet

>>33403461 (OP)
M or F
What sports do you play?

>Met girl at hostel in Japan (I live there)
>o from conversation to fucking in the showers
>Go to a love hotel the next night
>She leaves for her next destination, we start texting every day. The conversation flows great
>A week later she tells me she wants to see me earlier than she planned, buys a ticket
>I jump for an opportunity to I see her in the country she's in after she did a workstay before she sees me
>we have a great week. I start to feel dread when it seems like I'm falling hard in love with her and she's keeping a casual air about the future. she agrees to be my gf
>I leave, but just before, she tells me that we might not work out, as we're both at differrent stages of life and she wants to focus on college. (im 30+, she's 20) I say fuck it lets keep going, she says ok.
>just before leaving to see me, she tells me about a guy from a workstay she was hanging out with all day and having drinks with. I tell her im uncomfortable with it, she calls me like 3-4 times to make sure Im ok and even sends a pictures of her hotel room at 2am even though I never asked her to.
>a week later she comes to me for a week.
>Amazing, but I still feel the dread of the future, she tells me she loves me
>she goes back to that other country for another workstay
>changes her final plans again to come and see me again for 3+ weeks
>we have a great time again, but with all that's happened, its starting to wear. She lives on the other side of the world, Im in Japan but unhappy, so I say that I'd want to move to her country at some point. She starts to ask me a lot of questions about how I'd do that, seems quite averse but never stops treating me lovingly and with care, she cooks for me every day, pays for half of everything
>She leaves, with a note saying she cant wait to make more memories together, we have tentative plans for me to visit her for a month
>A week later she calls to dump me.

Ladies, was I just being blind? She loved me better than anyone I've ever been with.

>>33403880
Sure, why not. Keep making up stuff, by the infinite monkeys principle you're bound to be right eventually.
>>33403885
Sure, post some. These threads go by so fast anyway.
>>33403884
Me personally, I use it to get an idea for how I want to solve something, or just use it to do some tedious task for me. The actual meat of the code I write myself so I have complete oversight.
I do use AI when I cannot be fucked to write it myself, like making a static analysis tool for some other project I was working on with a library that was hell on Earth (libtooling, hate it so much). It generated, I wrote the unit tests.

>>33403897
M
boxing
snowboarding

>>33403899
Leftover male cope

>>33403898
The hangout with the guy from the workstay was a bit sus, but she literally documented her every move at the end of the night.
We had talked about it afterward and she reacted poorly, calling me insecure, being very visibly bugged by it. Would an innocent woman act like this?
She was always texting on her whatsapp but told me about all the conversations without me asking. it seemed an even split of girls and guys.

>>33403899
ah. i have hardware autism, like really bad, i work most effectively when i stick to only my own code on a compiler i'm familiar with, whose machine code generation is reasonable enough on a microarchitecture that i know. so most of my projects tend to reflect this, don't use any libraries or anything. i could probably hack it fine in the demoscene, apparently this is very appealing to AI data gatherers and it's fine there cuz i can read just about any code by this point, but i do not think i would be able to survive any kind of corpo work, desu, and certainly not webdev work. honestly just do not think i'd be able to hack it, connecting one black box into another to make a whole new black box, the whole thing really is just a fucked up fractal of suffering

>>33403897
F. I haven't played any competitive sports since highschool. I've done a bit of volleyball and swimming with friends, that's it. Is dancing a sport, actually?

>>33403930
Is being a whore a sport? You win first prize lmao

>>33403930
Wow! What an honor. This judge >>33403945 actually is a three time gold medal and reigning champion of gargling a gaggle black cocks simultaneously. if he says you win first prize, you know he means it omg this is so exciting

>>33403945
>>33403952
Is the thread in a silly mood this morning?

>>33403952
I have a girlfriend save my spot in hell for me when you get down there

>>33403952
Is he a fluffer?

>>33403954
I suddenly embracing the idea of what it means to truly become a passport bro, western women are dying and will no longer receive my money or my fat cock

>>33403461 (OP)
My Tinder profile with selfies only got me some decent results but the well has run dry. Any tips for a decent selfie for OLD?

>>33403966
"Fat cock" is such a dumb term. I've never seen a cock with fat on it.

>>33403966
>heck yes I fuck jungle gooks and produce subhuman Elliot rodgers
>heh, I have to travel to poor countries with subhumans, when a subhuman like me would look decent to have sex, owned!

Might as well be a faggot at this point - you're a disgusting pathetic faggot and are goign to wipe out your bloodline regardless.

>>33403971
Avoid selfies where possible, try using photos that are taken of you to actually make it look like you have friends

>>33403972
It just means a big dick are you to suck me off before you lose your mind?
>>33403976
Don’t care took the boomerpilled I got mine had sex cya later virgins chad signing out ciao

Women-
Would you date a terminally online incel clittycel, who complains about women 24/7 in xis moms basement?

That nigga gave us Billie Jean, you say he touched those kids?

>>33403984
Now this is going on my YouTube channel, indian joker

>>33403982
>had sex with a jungle gook
>had to travel to a third world country for it
>probably paid for it too

Lmao

>>33403461 (OP)
My wife cheated on me once again. Sometimes I'm considering filing for divorce, but I always give her another chance. We have two kids and neither looks anything like me, but even if they turn out to be from other men, I am ready to raise them as my own. What should I do?

>>33403982
I've been with one big dick before, and nobody involved called it "fat".

>>33403756
Hello

>>33403990
Actually she’s coming here and moving in with me, (you are being replaced by younger more attractive women) and then we are going to to retire in her country on the beach, watching the world collapse while her back collapses into this dick

>>33403992
>the least subtle cuckposter award
>almost posted a cuck fantasy about black men, but had just enough of self restraint award

lmao

>>33403977
I have no such photos because I have no friends. Still, was enough for Tinder so far

>>33403999
We are both white

>>33403994
>still going
I’m not your friend dude please go away

>>33403992
>What should I do?
Clearly your options are: stay with her on the understanding that she will keep banging other men, or leave and attempt to get custody of the children, but possibly fail. (Presenting evidence of persistent infidelity will help you get a favourable divorce settlement, at least from a financial perspective). It's up to you which you do.

>>33403998
>Imagine actually bringing the subhuman gook from the thirld world to your home country to produce elliot rodgers, because you're too pathetic to get any pussy in your own country.
>Imagine being so autistic, you're actually thinking you're speaking to a woman right now
>Imagine claiming jungle gooks are attractive, because you're this sex starved due to being an incel.

Anyone want to take guesses what he looks like irl?

>>33404000
>he isn’t AImaxxing
Take a lesson from the soon to be jobless pajeet poster and take advantage of new concepts anon

>>33404006
Maybe her boyfriend can move in with us, and she can bang him while I raise the kids!

>>33403984
>clittycel
What?

>>33404007
Roast beef drying out on the carving station hands typed this post

>>33404010
You know, this guy:>>33403998

>>33404011
>t.

>>33404012
You don’t have to tell me you’re healed already know

>>33404013
Honestly would

I've had my Hinge account for about 2 years and have left it dormant for a long time. Barely getting any likes, should I delete my account and recreate it for that algorithm bump? Is that how it works?

>>33404016
Also you.

>>33404017
Don't know about Hinge, but that's how it works with every other app

>>33403998
>Actually she’s coming here and moving in with me, (you are being replaced by younger more attractive women) and then we are going to to retire in her country on the beach, watching the world collapse while her back collapses into this dick
>t.

Women-
Would you date a true gentleman?

>>33404023
I wouldn't date a child, no.

>>33403954
i'm in a silly mood always, actually
>>33403965
let's just say he's licking cream off his fingers. he's fisting (black) dudes and then taking his gloves off like this and nobody even asked him to do that so that's pretty crazy imo
>>33403958
i am afraid you'll need to gargle a gaggle of my one cock so i can verify it's you.

Women-
Why would a woman like her date a man like him?

Ladies, this girl i used to like never really referred to me by my name. It was an ongoing pattern, but she never really texted or said my name in my presence. She'd call me guy unless it was a serious conversation amongst each other.

She had feelings for me too, but she also had feelings for another guy (who she'd weirdly enough call him by his name) and I didn't want to get in the way of that as it's drama right there. I do remember she'd on occasion call me "guy" or never say my name often. And when I brought it up to her, she asked if I wanted her to stop calling me "guy".

Not really worth thinking about as it's in the past, but it could be something I can maybe look out for in the future. Why did she do that?

>>33404023
>Would you date a true gentleman?
Certainly wouldn't date anyone who describes himself that way.

>>33403461 (OP)
>go to an open concert
>check the crowd in front of me
>catch a girl looking around
>she takes her female friend and move in front of me
>they talk loudly and she laughs all the time
>at some point she stands really close to me
>after like 20 minutes she and her friend move further to the back
I'll never know if this was just coincidence or I had a shot with her

>>33404029
>Why would a woman like her date a man like him?
Confidence, power and wealth. (He's a businessman and government minister).

>>33403461 (OP)
Girl at work constantly calls in sick. Since we've been working at this particular location it's been 1 to 3 times a week and I'm only there 2 to 4 times a week.

New boss has noticed the absenteeism and has voiced it to me. Insinuating he would prefer me there since I'm at least reliable. Would it be scummy if I took him up on the offer and he started the process to have her step back as a casual or part time

>>33404037
If it's not you, it's going to be someone else. Not your fault she's not there

>>33404037
That rather depends on whether she is actually sick and, if she is, whether she's likely to get better in the not too distant future. If she's not capable of doing the job, there's nothing wrong with someone else stepping up.

>>33404037
no? i mean maybe find out why she's calling in sick if you're really concerned about her situation, but if she's not actually in any kind of dire straits and is just kind of being a shit worker then it is almost your duty imo to try and replace her

>>33404037
You aren't making that call. All you're doing is sharing your availability and willingness to receive more/different hours. If your boss makes a decision based on this information and the regular absence of your coworker, you're not doing anything I'd say would make you responsible.

>>33404009
Well, couples do that: carry on living together to bring up the kids, while actually being split up and seeing other people. I dated a woman who was in that position for a while.

>>33403897
>What sports do you play?
M. None. Was forced to do sport at school - mostly rugby and cricket. Haven't done any since I left.

>>33404030
Probably she just didn't like your name.

>>33403769
>I don't have any questions.
Then you're in the wrong thread. Try here: >>33395165 .

>>33403766
>is it weird to ask a woman what she likes before i go down on her?
Not weird at all. Very desirable.

>>33403766
>is it weird to ask a woman what she likes

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/jul/20/best-sex-tips-from-women

>>33403766
It's not weird to ask if she'd like you to eat her out, but vaguely asking what she'd like you to do while you're down there isn't going to be productive. Get the green light that she's into you going down on her, do something you think she'd like, and gauge her reaction. Find some things she responds well to, cycle through them, and when she's close you can just keep doing that one thing that set her off at the same intensity until she's there.

>>33403781
you don't have to say it like that you autist
>what do you like
simple as, she will only complain about such a neutral question if she's an idiot

>>33403766
If it's a girl you're dating or in relationship with, sure, but plently of women will be uncomfortable talkig about that and lots of women expect you to discover it on your own.
If it's a ONS? No chance, unless she's really open about sex.
Just try different things and see what works, watch out for cues

State gender
Should I give up
A
B
C
D all of the above?

>>33403461 (OP)
Women: is it a turn off to be open on Tinder about wanting sex, without being crass about it?

>>33404063
M, no
Jk it's your life

>>33404037
Try to find out why she's calling in sick so often, maybe it's mental health related
>>33404029
Bro needs a new barber
>>33404023
He was a supreme gentleman, in fact

>>33403988
Bro could relate to the false allegations

Why feminine western girls are so rare? I'm from Russia and after coming to the west it took a lot of time to find a feminine woman.

>>33403897
M, I used to do swimming and rowing
Now I just play Sega Superstars Tennis

>>33404063
ay Bea, see de all of the above?

male btw

Femanons, do you want to receive flowers

>>33403732
I have headaches and feel like shit most of the time anyway
Cigarettes and coffee can help stave off the hunger
Usually I'm just too lazy to cook/eat

>>33404042
>>33404041
Well I feel I've heard her mention something about celiac disease or something to someone so I'm guessing it's that? But isn't that the type of shit that you should be able to have under control by avoiding certain foods.

It's actually ridiculous because the girl who worked there before her was another one who would constantly call in sick. It's actually absurd that they got another person who just calls in sick too. But who knows if that's the main reason

From what I gathered by the main coworkers there. This girl also just came from vacation around the time I started working there again too and has since consistently called in sick 1 to 3 times a week I've been there.

Even the transport and delivery drivers mention this shit to me and they are basically external.

>>33404040
The only reason it came up was that I asked the new manager if he needed any help next week and he just rolled his eyes and was like "I'd get you in but I just can't predict when people call in sick"

>>33404062
God damn it! I had only one person I have sexual experience with, and then we were like unabashedly open about sex and what gets us off, and I loved being that way, indulging her interests and having mine indulged. Is this really not a common thing to discuss, it's just guessing games? I mean, not to take away intrigue or make it a clinical process or something, but do we really have to make "find the rules" part of the game? :|

>>33403659
I miss bimbo-chan, at least she seemed to be doing well when she stopped posting

>>33403544
Marriage is an obsolete institution that I cannot endorse

I love older women, my gf is 6 years older

>>33404075
Feminism kills femininity.

>>33404089
Been there, done that. I like women much younger or much older than me

>>33403538
I feel the same way, it is what it is. Some of us are meant to be alone
>>33403516
M, left 100%. Cel sovl >> digital
>>33403476
Date a girl who also works late like a barmaid or smth

>>33404082
if you're really trying to be ethical (and you're certain you're a main causal factor in her getting shitcanned), you might want to do a bit of research into her situation. celiac disease is not one that's easily definable and causes a weird amount of problems potentially anywhere. the certain foods thing is usually gluten, and it's not that avoiding gluten keeps it under control but rather people develop a reaction to gluten, so they just avoid it (and are 'managed' because they avoid major issues from not ingesting gluten, but it only solves that problems you get from eating gluten in the first place.)

so you basically don't really know much more about her condition, cuz celiac can range from serious to mild, can probably flare up, and certainly has the potential to make life hellish, so she very well may be relying on the fact this guy is keeping her around for work

>>33404075
Maybe try Ukraine? A popular destination for Russians these days

>>33404089
Bro living the dream

State gender
If Squid Game was real, would you sign up?

>>33404098
No, I'm going to make western girls normal again and undo feminism propaganda.

What’s the etymology of shampoo

>>33404105
At least wait for artillery to arrive

>>33404107
Let's Google it
>The word "shampoo" entered the English language from Hindi during the British colonial era in India. It is derived from the Hindi word "chāmpo" (चाँपो), which is the imperative form of the verb "champna", meaning "to press, knead, or soothe". Originally, "shampoo" referred to a head massage, often with hair oil, and the term evolved to describe the product used for washing hair.

>>33404050
Nah, she brought up once that her bf noticed she never said his name either. She never told me why she never did, but they wound up together

>>33404030
Yes

>>33404075
>Why feminine western girls are so rare
>a feminine woman
What does this even mean
Is this codeword for wanting a doormat
>>33404120
Nigga we didn't need to see that

>>33404080
that looks beautiful

>little kid asks if I and girl are dating
>I sperg and say "NO"
>she take a longer to reply:" Yes..." ironically
After that I think she was a bit more distant and less playful.
What should have been the correct answer? I'm not into her but she's a nice girl

Why can't western women dress cute or do makeup anymore?

femanons hate me because my dick is too big

>>33404134
>Why can't western women dress cute or do makeup anymore
They do though...

>>33404137
If that's true then why is there such a stark contrast between women I see irl and on my screen

>>33404058
What would you say if your gf asked you what you like in oral before having it?

I've been really sick since Friday and my libido is completely gone. Yesterday I tried looking at some pretty girls in bikinis, and I thought they looked great, but I didn't get horny at all. It's actually quite nice. How do I stay like this?

>>33404145
Castration

>>33404111
>the brits learned to wash their hair from indians
That's embarassing lol

Women should learn to go out naked and without makeup. I'd do the same.

How are damaged girls on atoga single when pic rel is literally a thing.

i have a date with a late 30s woman
shes asks me everyday how my day was since i asked her out
is this a good sign?
ive never had someone do this before

>>33404140
Because you're looking at an animated cartoon of a warship gacha

>>33404158
Yes it means she likes ya and is making the effort to engage
>>33404145
Become mentally ill
Sounds like me when I'm depressed desu

>>33404160
That's blue archive....

>>33404158
>i have a date with a late 30s woman
She is desperate, kek. Ignore her message for one day and see how she reacts.
>>33404155
Even damaged foids think they deserve some millionaire Chad.

>>33404155
Mostly because they're volcels, partly because men are infamous for making huge promises that then vanish once they get laid or tie her down. Every woman regardless of experience and affinity towards males knows it's just signaling

>>33404152
No, they'll get jumped by niggers, pajeets, and horny faggots

>>33404155
I'm not damaged in the ways men find hot, I guess.

>>33403461 (OP)
is this just a random picture of a guy and a girl or what

>>33404168
SA victim? lmao

>>33404134
Just date a black westerner. Those girls can do makeup holy shit

>>33404163
Soz I didn't bother enlarging the image and assumed it was Kantai poster lel
>>33404151
Unironically though lmao
>The practice of shampooing, as it is known in Britain today, was introduced by Sake Dean Mahomed, an Indian traveller, surgeon, and entrepreneur, in the early 19th century. He opened the first commercial "shampooing" vapor masseur bath in Brighton in 1814. The word "shampoo" itself is derived from the Sanskrit word "champo," meaning "to massage".
>Before the introduction of shampoo, hair cleaning in Britain involved methods like brushing, combing, and using linen cloths to absorb excess oil
>Initially, other Europeans used simple methods like plant-based washes and later, soap, before the introduction of shampoo from India
Conditioner comes from 20th century France iirc

>>33404173
I'll take this compliment.

>>33404168
I can damage you just right

Is there anything I can do to raise my bf’s libido? I was wearing a slip dress in bed and this morning my tits were falling out of it, the straps were falling off my shoulders and I felt sexy but he didn’t touch me at all. I wanted him to play with them or suck them a little bit but all he did was kiss my cheek. I feel so disgusting and unwanted. Is he not attracted to me or is there something wrong with his libido?

>>33404151
A lot of things which seem obvious actually weren't. Like wheelbarrows. Wheelbarrows were independently invented exactly once, in China. Every other culture had to learn about wheelbarrows from someone else (spreading out from China). Nobody believes me when I say this because wheelbarrows seem so intuitively obvious, but it's true.

>>33404182
Why didn't you initiate?

>>33404182
amphetamines
unfortunately this will make his penis droop but he might want to eat you out a lot more

for real, actual advice, you should ask him about it. Think hard about how you phrase it though, you don't want to make him feel like he's not enough of a man for you & you don't want to put pressure on him because both of these things lower libido.
>>33404186
probably afraid of rejection/feels like the need to initiate = being an unfeminine unsexy woman
femoids...

>>33404182
Did you ask him lol

>>33404182
Maybe he's waiting until marriage type? And or he's not in the mood. Probably really tired?

>>33404186
Leaving my dress like that WAS initiating
>>33404187
I’m not going to drug him
>>33404190
Did I ask him to touch me? No, I don’t want him to do it because I asked. I want him to want it for himself

>>33404192
We have had sex before. Although now it’s like barely once a month. He’s not waiting for marriage.

>>33404182
Mid women give me the -ick. Ugly women I just feel sorry for them for maybe one second then look away but mid women give me the ick, especially when they open their mouth about some inane bullshit nobody cares about.

>>33404192
Or he didn't want to make her feel like she was just a sex object for him, or he needed to take a fat shit at that moment, or anything-at-fucking all
>>33404193
>No, I don’t want him to do it because I asked
Then break up right now. Sometimes in life you have to ask for things.
If you don't talk to him about this then your relationship problems will continue to get worse until you break up and repeat the cycle

>>33404193
>Leaving my dress like that WAS initiating
Oh, so girls wearing booty shorts outside want me to grope them and rub my dick on them?

>>33404193
>Leaving my dress like that WAS initiating
I'm sorry but that's kinda funny

>>33404142
I told my wife directly to use her tongue and let me fuck her face a bit, works on my machine

>>33403781
You would ask the question while her legs are up in the air and both your hands are on her thighs and you're literally about to go down on her, fool.
>>33404142
nta but that's a completely normal question and I'd say
>I like being sucked really hard, like you're trying to suck milkshake through a straw. I don't actually get anything from fancy stuff like licking the tip or kissing the shaft. Just make sure to go all the way past the foreskin and then back again, because that's where it feels good.

>>33403482
It wouldn't work, because I don't want sex. I want to hang out.

>>33403607
No. It's 5'6.

>>33404182
most women are fuckable so unless you've really let yourself go libido is usually the issue and it typically stems from bad lifestyle
however you also didn't really do anything to initiate either, sometimes it's good for the woman to come beg to get fucked not just flaunt herself slightly

>>33404182
people aren't mind readers. to him you were probably just wearing a dress that seemed to fit weird sometimes. most times if he were to act like how you wanted him to, it'd be considered weird or perhaps kinda greedy or skeevy. you say you feel disgusting and unwanted, but reality is that he probably wasn't even evaluating things along that line because there wasn't any reason to. i'm not saying your feelings are wrong, btw, you truly may be disgusting and unlovable and your bf hates you; but obviously you just aren't communicating well to him. do not forget that men are constantly bombarded with the messaging that taking initiative is bad and creepy with millions of tiktok examples of people brigading and causing issues for others while, at the same time, being pressured to meet these expectations you have for him, that he'll interpret a random dress hanging off randomly one morning on a random day as initiation. i mean, shit, what ISN'T initiation with expectations like these?
also: it is extreme to just make such strong conclusions about him or yourself or how he views you.

>>33403756
I'm awake now.

>>33403756
Good morning.

How do same tripfags post here day after day? Imagine if they poured that effort into finding a partner

>>33404210
It's because he's a cuckold. I wonder if he knows what a horrible mother you are, probably not.

>>33404195
Yeah I think you should break up

>>33403531
>she gave me the good ole
>>it’s not you, it’s me
That's more and better than a lot of people get.

>>33403573
>I don't want my second time fishing recently to be when she's there so I don't make myself look like an idiot.
Maybe this type of attitude played part in why she is not interested anymore.

>we dated for 4 years
I hope this doesn't mean you just dated, but were actually a couple for most of it!?

>>33403650
>I just don't know what she REALLY wants.
She needs to make up her mind, honestly.
It's clear what you want and I am sure you have explicitly told her, but this is a situation where you absolutely have to put yourself first. The sooner you have a clear yes/no, the better. So don't step back


>>33403681
>I want to comfort her during this trying time for her and I want to enjoy her company
Ask yourself if you would still want to do that if she had a boyfriend.
Because that is the "worst case" essentially, even if they only just met yesterday and was not the reason she is distant from you. Focus solely on how YOU would feel if this was the case, would you be able to just be ok with it?
Don't think you can stick around as a friend, just so you can have her as a gf again later. That is a terrible idea.

>>33403718
>Do I even ask that
Yes, absolutely.
And if she can't give you a definitive answer, then see it as a "no" and tell her that.
What the other anon has been saying is sensible advice too.

>>33404195
Have you gained weight? Maybe the other anon is right he probably had to take a big shit and or had a bad stomach ache.

>>33404173
Yikes

>>33404075
they call it "feminism" but sometimes i think they should have called it "masculism"

>>33404222
Some of is regulars here do have partners, or we at least go on dates and otherwise work on ourselves despite posting here regularly.

>>33404193
Holy shit. I just went outside and saw a group of women in slutwear. They clearly initiated and wanted to take turns on my penis. Next time I'll be less oblivious.

>>33404195
>barely once a month
uh, that's not good. Is he not initiating at all, or are you shooting him down most of the time when he does try to initiate?

>>33403607
depends on the metrics
for attractiveness, yes
for most physiological efficiency metrics it's excessively tall

>>33404232
I never shoot him down. I’m not responding to all the retarded posts but I do initiate often. Usually it’s verbally though, like I literally tell him I want to have sex, because touching his crotch doesn’t do anything. He gets hard but he doesn’t want to have sex and then I find out later on he jerked off. It’s humiliating to me.

>>33404234
>physiological efficiency
I wonder if deer/elk/moose ever get angry about that shit
>man, you idiots made me wear 50 pounds of this damn bony crap on top of my head for the rest of my existence and i'm not even getting any dussy!

>>33404238
he doesn't really sound that sexually functional
assuming he's otherwise a good guy that you want to stay with, you're gonna need to tell him to put in tons more effort to fix his whole approach, or recruit a sex therapist to help you try to make him into a decent lover

>>33404238
Is he stressed out?

>>33404182
Have a good long talk with him. I suspect it's porn ED, but could be something else.

>>33404193
>Leaving my dress like that WAS initiating
This has to be a larp lol

>>33403614
>Nvm The bar has been raised again
We were warned about this. The hoeflation rates have been up for a good few years. In fact, I believe we're towards the end of the times when 6'2 was considered to be a tall man.

Women
Would you let your bf buy a haunted porcelain doll?

>>33404238
A lot of things can be going on, sometimes you can just not be in the mood for it when she is but it shouldn't be happening that much if you are (presumably) in your 20s. Probably needs to get blood work done and reassess certain lifestyle choices. Probably not that much to do with you personally so please don't "me me me" this shit too much

>>33404222
>How do same tripfags post here day after day?
Surely you must be here day after day too if you're seeing it?
One can keep a tab open on mobile or PC whilst doing other things though
>Imagine if they poured that effort into finding a partner
Imagine if I won the lottery
We can't all have nice things

>>33404165
>men are infamous for making huge promises that then vanish once they get laid or tie her down
>Tfw I followed through on such a promise for a platonic female friend
>Still nobody believes I'd do it for a girlfriend

>>33404253
Only if I could also buy a demonic necklace that gives me visions of hellish gangbangs.

>>33404263
I don't know where you would find one but you gotta let me wear it sometimes it sounds cool

>>33404265
I assume it'd be at the same store you found the haunted doll. And sure, we can wear it at the same time if it's long enough.

>>33404257
But I'm here to stir shit up and laugh, not have serious conversations or some parasocial relationships

>>33404270
NTA, but just because you're here to shitpost doesn't mean everyone is as disinterested in using this board and thread for advice or information.

>over 70% of men between 18-25 have never been in a relationship
I think it might be over guys...

>>33404268
I just figured I could find one on eBay. Or maybe an antique shop
Yours just seems a little more specific so we'd probably have to look around a while
For one that will give such specific visions, but I'm not opposed to it

>>33404275
They don't advertise when things are haunted on ebay. Or if they do, it'd be fake.

>>33404273
This is a tittymonster-free zone right now.

>>33404282
Antique stores it is then
I don't actually know where I'd find a legit one
I just need a gf that will support me in a dumb decision to get one

>>33404273
Things are going to be interesting once these 70% of men aged 18-25 convert into like 65-68% aged 25-35 who remain in the same situation.

>>33404287
As a 25-35 in that situation
It's really not that interesting

>>33404270
That is me 90% of the time also tbf

>>33404292
At the moment, women aged 20-25 date 30 year old men. And the number of "dateable" men will decrease very soon.

The unemployment rates aren't shifting much. Men do work, but it's not enough for relationships. Almost no one is eligible for women anyway, no matter how they position themselves in the dating market. Most women will be "forced" to remain single (because standards will definitely not be adjusted anytime soon).

>>33404294
Yeah I'm definitely not elligible for a relationship. I'd have to get a second job to make enough money, but then I'd have no time

>>33404287
Quality of life will go down but that's it, nothing will change.

>>33404296
At least y'all have jobs lel
Iktf just as my last job between that and dating my ex I had no downtime really

>>33404296
strictly from an income perspective I'm eligible for women, barely, but everyone else who can date already has a mortgage; if I were to get one right now, the home would be ineligible for most women and my savings would be wiped out, and that's before a car purchase (in a walkable city without parking spaces, in women's eyes it is mandatory to own a car).

>>33404308
Men giving up on working also means that the housing market will be fucked. The retards getting houses for +500k will be in for a shock when nobody can afford their houses in 10 years and they're stuck with a house they overpaid for. It's a huge bubble.

I love you, I’m sorry.

>>33404227
Yikes yourself

>>33404273
>over 70% of men between 18-25 have never been in a relationship
Source: Rectal
>>33404294
Being unemployed never kept me from eating pussy
>>33404296
Only complete dorks say shit like "I don't make enough money for a relationship"

Men we can be broke together

>>33404316
Sure, let's spend all our disposable income on useless shit instead of saving anything.

>>33404314
Get better shtick you baboon

>>33404223
Put a trip on so I can filter you.

>>33404318
I am a BWC bleacher. I am a certified coloniser. I will colonise you too if you want, gaylord

>>33404317
That’s not what I meant

>>33404321
Oh well, I mean I'm still broke

>>33404270
>not have serious conversations or some parasocial relationships
Oh but you are anyway by the looks of who you talk to.

>>33404320
>fetishize white guys in that I prefer to date them and enjoy the contrast and room for roleplay related to race
>have to hide it because the guys who like black women identify themselves like this

>>33404312
feels like most of them who bought might even already be underwater without knowing - stamp duty, renovations, furnishing, maintenance and the elevated interest rates (here at least) have already eroded their equity in the home

I did some math for a few homes and they'd have to further go up in price, wildly, for me to recoup the losses incurred by the purchase, which is unlikely at this point (because there will be literally no buyers; the demand is already falling off a cliff)

>>33404323
Shh, let the irony speak for itself.

>>33404315
>Only complete dorks say shit like "I don't make enough money for a relationship
I live with my mom still since I can't afford to move out
Does that not count

Is it reasonable to ask my bf never or only minimally wank to porn if we have sexual contact 1-3 times a day forever?
If I had a low libido I'd have to be understanding but I feel like it's fine to have this boundary if I get him off constantly. I have a phobia of our sex life suffering from porn use, it pisses me off even to think about.

>>33404331
>>33404323
I'm a maleanon so it doesn't apply to me, it only applies to femanons who can pair bond easily

>Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
>Guide reproduction wisely – improving fitness and diversity.
>Unite humanity with a living new language.
>Rule passion – faith – tradition – and all things with tempered reason.
>Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
>Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
>Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
>Balance personal rights with social duties.
>Prize truth – beauty – love – seeking harmony with the infinite.
>Be not a cancer on the Earth – Leave room for nature – Leave room for nature.

State gender and how well in accordance with the tenets of the Georgia Guidestones you are.
M, certainly doing my best to improve diversity in reproduction.

>>33404328
Valid.
>>33404333
I also live with my mum. Hasn't stopped me.
Although it does make it annoying, one of the girls I'm seeing right now has a landlady who doesn't want any boys over but ofc she can't come to mine so it's like a fucking stealth mission seeing her

>>33404316
Ye we'll be poor but happy
Unless I careermaxx but then I'll have less time with u

>>33404337
Put a trip on

>>33404339
M
LMAO

>>33404342
Never

>>33404340
>I also live with my mum. Hasn't stopped me.
It didnt stop me from trying to date when I was younger but I never had success
Now I'm 30 and it feels weird to try and date when I live with my mom still

>>33404319
Keep seething

Good morning.

I dislike fat women.

Goodbye.

>>33404336
If you do I don’t see how he would still be masturbating. We typically have sex twice a day and he wouldn’t have time to
masturbate.

>>33404182
What's your hip to waist ratio?

>>33404357
I masturbated from roughly 9 AM to 8 pm yesterday on my day off and I didn't even look at porn. I was just imagining scenarios with made up characters.

>>33404336
This isn't a boundary, it's a request. Maybe even a deal breaker. But not a "boundary."

>>33404336
Hmm for me it would depend on if I had nudes of her

>>33404182
Are you fat?

>>33404336
>1-3 times a day forever
That sounds exhausting but I'd definitely never feel the need to wank to porn
You could also just replace porn with content of yourself, but I understand not everybody may be comfortable with that

>>33404350
I get that desu. I'm almost 27 and I think that does make it more manageable.
>>33404336
It'll really depend on his libido, but yes, that should be a perfectly reasonable request in a vacuum. I have a very high libido and even I would never need to turn to wanking if I had sexual contact three times a day.
That said, your reasoning is unreasonable. Porn use doesn't affect sex life for most people. There's just a wave of hysteria online about it

>>33404345
>>33404354
Put a trip on

What does it mean that I think I’d be a good girlfriend and think I should also loll myself

>>33404382
It means we're a perfect match cuz same here
We can fix each other

>>33404382
It means you don't have a stable and secure source of self esteem and self identity. You have no idea what you should think about yourself so when you see good things you think it makes you the best and when you see weaknesses you think you should end it

>>33404382
I'm so fucking tired of women that are suicidal. Cool, you want to an hero, go ahead and just fucking do it. The world will move on without you. Fucking weak ass crybaby. I swear women say they're going to like probably 5x more than men and yet the rate is massively lower than men. Just another thing women pretend to be good at.

>>33404382
Probably that you think being a good girlfriend is being self-sacrificing and constantly changing yourself to align with his preferences.

How to date for marriage as a boring fuck? All I do is work, exercise and code.
I do have my life in order overall.

I like when guys say they are diamonds to refer to their hard boners

>>33404393
Surely you would simply stop being a boring fuck

>>33404396
No. Nipples get as hard as diamonds. Dicks are only hard as a rock. Get your geology right.

>>33404381
Make me

>>33404393

>>33404399
Boring is core to my personality, so if possible I would like to find another boring fuck, or someone who likes boring fucks.
But in the age of needing to experience the world that seems rather difficult.

>>33404254
He’s 30. He’s never in the mood. It’s definitely either me or a medical problem. I know he’s not cheating because we spend 24/7 together

>>33404403
Would be funny if id codes popped up rn.

>>33404406
What do you actually mean when you say boring because there's no way you find yourself boring. Surely you do things you find interesting

>>33404360
Around .7
>>33404367
I’m not fat but we both have gained weight since we started dating. I weigh 130 lb now

>>33404406
NTA
>Boring is core to my personality,
This is cope anon, you can in fact make yourself less boring.

>>33404357
Yeah, we both have other responsibilities and hobbies so this may be true.
>>33404365
Semantics, but yes.
>>33404369
>>33404366
He does have my nudes, safely edited so there are few identifying details and my face is not included. Due to the way I am sexually, he is often able to "starfish" in bed so even if he's tired that isn't an excuse to use porn instead.
>>33404371
>reasoning is unreasonable
I'm also a jealous BPDemon and I adhere strictly to my own standards for loyalty, so I expect it in return. Everyone but him is disgusting to me, and if they aren't then I will force myself to be disgusted by them. If I stumble upon porn I dismiss it easily in my mind as completely nonsexual. I don't want him to be tempted to compare me to porn girls either, even mentally. Even if he doesn't tell me, if I know he's using porn daily or even weekly I will just assume he is repulsed by me and will be unable to be convinced otherwise.
I guess he could be extremely sneaky about it and if it didn't impact our sex I would never know, but he'd need to keep it AIR TIGHT.

>>33404407
It's extremely (EXTREMELY) common for people to get worked up in their head about finally having sex with you because it's been put off for so long and they know your expectations are high. They're really worried that when they actually have sex with you they'll be shit at it and disappoint you so they avoid the whole thing because they're dumb.

Could be that, I guess. We'll never fucking know because you won't talk to him

>>33404409
Funny bunny

>>33404417
>I'm also a jealous BPDemon and I adhere strictly to my own standards for loyalty, so I expect it in return. Everyone but him is disgusting to me, and if they aren't then I will force myself to be disgusted by them. If I stumble upon porn I dismiss it easily in my mind as completely nonsexual. I don't want him to be tempted to compare me to porn girls either, even mentally. Even if he doesn't tell me, if I know he's using porn daily or even weekly I will just assume he is repulsed by me and will be unable to be convinced otherwise.
Right, and this is also unreasonable. There's your answer to the question you asked. Your underlying thinking is unreasonable.

>>33404410
>>33404416
Of course, I'm having fun for sure. But looking at me from the outside and comparing me to my peers, one would surely describe me as boring. If I am not staying with my parents on the weekends, I'm at home (25 years old btw) doing whatever.
If you want to be diplomatic you can use the word "content".

>>33404413
Hmm, you could tell him you are planning to grow a bigger butt and say you want him at the gym with you
He might also just be having a stressful period at work, stress wrecks the dick

>>33404417
>safely edited so there are few identifying details and my face is not included
That's the best part but I'd even go further with video
Photos only get you so far
>if he's tired that isn't an excuse to use porn instead
Thats not what I was getting at when I said it sounds exhausting I'm just lower libido probably and would want to have some days where instead of that we cuddle

>>33404424
"Homebody" would be the word. Frankly, the difficulty isn't that people might find you boring -- a lot of other people want the same kind of lifestyle -- the difficulty is fuckin meeting anyone to begin with. You do, unfortunately, have to regularly go outside and do things with other people if you want to meet someone else. Unless you use dating apps, but dating apps are...unpleasant.

>read a story about a pair of kids who were kidnapped in 1988
>at one point later that day, unbeknownst to the mother, her car was parked next to the vehicle her children were in. That was the only chance she could have had to save them
>the mother died in 2006, never seeing them again
>I tell a friend of mine that I wish I could kill the person who kidnapped the children
>she tells me that there's never any excuse for violence and that I'm a bad person for wishing that
Is she right? Am I a bad person?

>>33404434
Ur friend is a retarded normie and she should kill herself

>>33404387
Doesnt that even me out to a nice average person
>>33404391
I don’t think I’d do that

>>33404438
>Doesnt that even me out to a nice average person
no

>>33404430
Thanks, knew there was a better word for it.
I've yet to build up the will to commit, but I've been considering joining singles mixers, which struggle at attaining men in general. The organizers lamented about itin a news article, basically asking "where are all the men at?!".
But gotta find the right one (hiking trips? dunno), and they've amassed a reputation for being a hotspot for women who are desperate to find the perfect husband and will pay a pretty penny to say "well I tried, but the men don't show up!", and meanwhile the few guys that effectively paid to get rejected.

>>33404437
That perspective is the exact opposite of a "normie" perspective you fucking normalfag

>>33404434
Nietzsche speaks of this

how do I know its "safe" to eat out my gf in regards to not end up like michael douglas? she's had some scans recently showing abnormalities and I get confused with all the strains of things out there.

>>33404442
wdym

Anons how should I initiate my fellow cat poster - no not kitten poster - into the 30 year club?

>>33404443
Of what?

>>33404441
I think we've talked about this before. I heard that singles mixers in China were struggling to get men, but over here in the UK they charge extra for men's tickets because more men will always want to go to these things than women will.
FWIW I went to a singles mixer the other day and after 2.5 hours of the worst conversations of my life I met a girl I immediately clicked with and now we're smashing.
Hiking does seem to be where a lot of homebody types meet, you should give it a go if it's your thing

>>33404447
Start a thread on /soc/ and discuss it there. Or do it offsite.

>>33404447
How did you know

>>33404444
I hope your girlfriend breaks up with you. I would never date a man whose so paranoid about germs that he refuses to eat me out.

>>33404446
Normalfags bay for blood at the slightest provocation.

>>33404444
Wait what happened to michael douglas

>>33404447
What do you mean by this

>>33404382
It means you're depressed but probably a sweetie
>>33404393
Idk date a nerdy girl who is chill with that
Most people are p boring desu
>>33404434
>wish I could kill the person who kidnapped the children
This is a pretty normal protective feeling desu

>>33404442
Normies will let people molest their children and they won’t even say anything about it despite knowing exactly who it is

What abnormalities and during which scan? During a cervical swab?
Most girls were administered the HPV vaccine for the cancerous strains starting in the late 2000s. You may also get them yourself as an adult male.

>>33404450
I grew up hiking a lot but that's it. Still, better than $100 for tasting wine with strangers lmao.
Interesting that about the UK, wonder why that is. Here they charge the same, by law (I think?) but the women's tickets are allegedly always sold out while the men's aren't.

>>33404444
Eating pussy >>> caring about staying alive, imo

>>33404453
I've never done it before but I want to, but I have a perhaps irrational hang-up about doing it if that were the case.
>>33404455
he got oral/throat cancer from eating out women over the years due to certain HPV strains if I remember rightly. Dude didn't lose his jaw but it's still not nice to think about

My bf has eaten me out 1.5 times in the year we’ve been together

>>33404466
what the fuck that’s horrifying

>>33403461 (OP)
Why is blond hair so desired on women when brown hair is clearly the patrician choice?
There's nothing more beautiful than a pale skinned brunette.
Brunettes also tend to have much denser hair than blondes who often look as if they are balding.

https://youtu.be/uXLVc1jZ8Ho?t=562

>>33404466
Yeah and you're a retard for getting hung up on "muh throat cancer". That only happens if the woman has HPV. Given that this woman is your girlfriend, it shouldn't be that hard for her to be open on whether or not she has HPV.

babe the cranberries are on

>>33404472
Oh yeah, because women are known for their honesty, lmao. Good luck asking her to get an STD test.

>>33404473
Fuck them Irish bitches. God Save the King.

>>33404434
You're not a bad person, it's only rational to feel this way.

>>33404474
And any man with an attitude like this shouldn't be dating in the first place.

>>33404460
You're using "normie" to mean "idiot who I don't like". That's not what it means, and the fact you don't know what it means outs you as a normalfag.
>>33404463
Jesus wtf I paid £20 and I was scammed (they were selling tickets for £7 on the door...). Women's tickets were about £10.
Wherever you are sounds amazing if you're always surrounded by women who want to date

>>33403461 (OP)
For the girls
>state age
>body count
>In a relationship currently? Y/n
>do you ever think of your exes? Y/n

I'm just insecure my new gf thinks of her eyes still

Are there three catposters?

>>33404461
Didn't see this sorry. Well she's got to go in for another operation, one similar to one she had before where they scraped out the thickened lining while also noting cysts which could've been pre-cancerous if left unchecked. They fitted a copper IUD whilst she was under for the procedure because it apparently helps mitigate things in that avenue (from what I can remember her spelling out to me about it all).
I have an awareness of the vaccine, I could probably get it but I don't quite know where I stand with that and whether her condition down there is a cause for concern if I try it out
>>33404472
She mentioned HPV one time, I think it was something that cleared up on its own going by her wording, but neither of us tested when we got together don't ask me why.

>>33404476
ok zombie

>>33404466
Just don't fucking do it. She will lose respect for you if you go down on her.
I was also saying for years that it causes throat cancer and I'm still waiting for an apology from everyone on /atoga/ who disagreed with me.

>>33404485
NTA
It only causes throat cancer if the woman has HPV. I understand men love to demonize women and vaginas, but be honest here anon.

>>33404469
): sorry to hear that, that's a shame
Have you spoken to him about it?
I'd eat a gf out every day if I could
>>33404473
RIP Dolores O'Riordan
My old colleague got me into them
No Need to Argue is such a classic

>>33404484
What’s in my head, you ask? Fresh chippy chips, a pint of NEWCASTLE, and a bit of Islamophobia

>>33404490
Nta but I'm literally eating chips and having a pint right now, and then about to go down the pub and be racist

My girl and i just had the sexual past discussion for the first time. Logically we're all good generally, we have the same count (6) but I'm super fucking bothered by it for some reason

I keep thinking of the amount of dicks she's taken which is fucking upsetting me
And I'm sure she's not had that much good sex despite the count by the sheer fact me doing anything other than missionary/doggy go like "oh wow this is exciting"

GOTTA CLEN THE BUILDING TODAY AND HIDE THE ALCOHOL GUESTS ARE INCOMING

>>33404480
>Wherever you are sounds amazing if you're always surrounded by women who want to date
Norway, but it's the "want to date" part. You'd think the guys at these single trips would be drowning in pussy, but they report otherwise.
Just checked the page for the singles hikes, they're all 26 and up. Guess I gotta find some other mixers.

>>33404490
god shut his eyes when they made the english working class

I'm a man, but I had a bad dream where I was talking to my ex. It went fine, but then we started kissing. I consider it had because I don't want to get back together with my ex and consider kissing her bad as well. Like it means I still have some weakness. I know you shouldn't look too much into dreams, but what the fuck is wrong with my subconscious to do this to me?

>>33404495
>they're all 26 and up
The fucking struggle, I swear. You're expected to meet girls in university but then there's a weird gap where you're no longer in uni but you're too young for all the boomer meetups.
>but it's the "want to date" part
But why else would they be there. They're spending all this money too, surely. You say guys report otherwise -- is this second hand hearsay or is this your experience too?
>Norway
lmao I heard Norwegians are among the hardest to make friends with
ironically I had trouble with a norwegian girl because she wanted to date me when I wasn't ready

>>33404499
You can kiss your ex and nothing will happen

Just don't fucking do it. She will think you're into femdom and will lose all respect for you. Not to mention the risk of throat cancer.
We need to start a new movement called #Don'tEatHerMuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJACtzvtx0

Any plans today?

Smoke detectors are malfunctioning again.

>>33404509
the whole deal with that scene is that tony also eats his wife out

>>33404483
Dude. With these details I'd be careful and get the vaccine if I were you.
It is possible she had HPV and it cleared, it can do that after a couple of years, but better safe than sorry. It's only a few shots spaced out, may be covered by insurance.
>>33404485
Sucking dick can also cause throat cancer if the guy has HPV.

>>33404514
It's fictional. A real mob boss wouldn't do it and he wouldn't have a therapist. It's still a funny scene, nobody respects the guy who eats out women.

>>33404505
Seriously, 1/3 of these are for boomer singles, go meet her at the bingo café old man.
>But why else would they be there.
My theory is as follows: The women who go to these events fulfill two criteria. First, they have the money to justify the expense, meaning they probably have degrees and a corporate job. Second, despite being in university and all that, they were unable to get a boyfriend-turned-husband.
Women tend not to date down, so these women want someone they consider of the same caliber as themselves. That's a very small number of guys in general. Apps don't work in finding these guys, so they are willing to spend money to find them (believing that a high-quality guy will do the same and seek paywalled events to meet women of the same status). And when none of the guys there fit the criteria either, they can give themselves a pat on the shoulder saying "well, I tried, but I couldn't find my guy!" and kick back.
>I heard Norwegians are among the hardest to make friends with
Wouldn't know; don't have any.

>>33404509
Where the fuck did you get this idea that women see eating pussy as femdom? Women just see it as fairness for blowjobs. And once again, the throat cancer thing only happens if the woman has HPV. Turns out that fucking people with STDs is a bad idea.

>>33404497
https://voca.ro/1doQg4ISpDpu

>>33404515
You must mean genital warts right?

>>33404505
Guessing the 26-year-old criteria is defined as like:
>18-23: You're probably in university, you found yourself a girlfriend.
>23-26: You're working now and you bought an apartment with your girlfriend, you'll be married soon.
>26+: Wtf you're still here? You didn't do any of the above? Okay, jeez. Here, I'll help.

>>33404523
Yes. It can still be present without visible lesions. Many cases are asymptomatic but can still be cancerous later on.
You can also get a dental damn if you think she'd agree.

>>33404528
I wish people would stop saying HPV when they mean genital warts

There’s too many ppl on this earth

>>33404515
Yeah, in hindsight I could've brought this up like 6 months in where it was lightly mentioned but we're probably in a better place to discuss it now anyway. I'd have to pay probably becuase UK and over 25 where late take-ups for the vaccine were offered. She's not really nagged me about it but once or twice she's not-so-subtetly joked about give and take in that regard. For her I think she just appreciates feeling desired if we do stuff regardless of what.

>>33404519
I just looked it up and holy shit only 17% of Norwegian men go to university? Lmao vs. 33% women?? Bruh
I was so confused why you were acting as if there was a dearth in university educated men. But there actually is. Wew.
I would guess that 100% of all the people in the mixer I went to went to university, but I live in a ridiculously university-centric town.
>Second, despite being in university and all that, they were unable to get a boyfriend-turned-husband
This doesn't really happen anywhere in the West. It's more of a non-Western thing (happens in India and China, for example).
>>33404525
See above

Who want me?

>>33404506
I think it shows I still like her which I don't want

>>33404525
26yo Men aren't single by choice, but 26yo foids are single because their standards are too high despite now being old and wrinkly. The successful men they want are already in long-term relationships or fucking 19yo prime pussy. The latter is something the tiny foid brain still can't comprehend, they think
>"me rich now (thanks to society handing everything out for me) but me deserve even richer man now :)"

>>33404294
I didn't want an age gap relationship, but I'm now talking to a girl 10 years my junior. My friend who's 28 is dating a 22yo. Hell even my foid friend who's 38 just married a 32-year-old dude, but that's probably not as big of a deal in your 30's. It's like you either get into a relationship with someone your age when you're 18-25, you date another late bloomer (good luck finding her), or you go for the age gap.

>>33404308
There's a guy in my friend group who is the least dateable person in the group and he doesn't understand why he can't get a gf when he refuses to get a driver's license and has the worst acne-scarred crater face I've ever seen in my entire life.

>>33404552
The fact that you think 26 year old women are old and wrinkly says a lot about you.

>>33404552
You sound like an incel

>>33404535
>17% of Norwegian men go to university
That's definitely artificially low due to boomers, but the proportion is probably correct from what I can tell (statistics + experience).
>This doesn't really happen anywhere in the West.
From experience, I meet extremely few single people in my day-to-day. But I mean someone's keeping the businesses catering to singles alive, and it's definitely women.

>>33404535
Nta, here in the UK it's not so extreme but still almost 60% of uni students are women
This is not such a surprise or a bad thing necessarily imo, more men will inevitably go into the trades, blue collar work, military etc.
The primary issues atm is a lot of men doing none of these things and just dropping out, waging or going on the dole
Even with my niece's friends, her bf and some other male friends are just not in school or working, whereas at least all the girls have plans for the future
>>33404552
>26
>old and wrinkly
Bruh...

>>33404481
>state age
28
>body count
4
>In a relationship currently?
Yes
>do you ever think of your exes?
Not really, it's would just upset me.

>>33404469
>My bf has eaten me out 1.5 times in the year we’ve been together
How are straight women even real?

>>33404273
It's actually like 50%

>>33404556
>>33404557
Truth hurts? Is DiCaprio also an incel or countless other successful men? Elvis Presley, Jerry Seinfeld, R.Kelly? All incels? Lol, lmao even.

>>33404569
None of who you mentioned talk like an incel like you do

>>33404561
>But I mean someone's keeping the businesses catering to singles alive, and it's definitely women.
It's insane. I'd go over there in a heartbeat if it weren't for the lack of sun, warmth, good food, friendly people, or overall things to do which aren't outdoorsy (don't get me wrong I loved hiking around Norway but I can't do that every day).

>>33404569
26 year old women are objectively not elderly and they don't have wrinkles. Also bruh, you're really gonna praise R. Kelly of all people?

>>33404539
Why not?

I am into femdom and also into eating pussy
Women is this acceptable

>>33404511
Was playing vidya all afternoon and now washing the dishes
Gonna get smashed and go pub with me dole money now

>>33404511
Sleep
Maybe make some progress in the books I'm reading

>>33404539
it don’t mean anything stop being retarded

>>33404481
25
0
No
No

>>33404315
>Only complete dorks say shit like "I don't make enough money for a relationship"
Dude I NEED everything I can get to attract women. I'm not tall, good-looking, or fun to be around.

>>33404538
You’re a yetzer hara trap

>>33404564
Sex with women does not count towards bodycount btw

Women

Who are some wise women that you listen to?

>gf has a long-standing male friend well over 10 years, known since college days
>he confessed his feelings for her right before she tells him about our relationship
>made it awkward as fuck but she brought me along to see him and it was a fairly okay evening
>year in with her now
>he contacts her and keeps harrassing her to catch-up
>according to her he disapproves of me still
>now trying to drag me out to see him next weekend because she can't face him alone
why does she still keep in touch with him? I get there is a long history of friendship but as a guy it's pretty blatant that he only ever gave her the time of day to get into her pants and he basically admitted that by stating he's had feelings for her since day 1 but decided to keep it to himself all that time.

He also keeps trying to paint me as immature, yet my GF even points out to this dude he had his rich parents buy his car, house and hire a cleaner for his apparent mental health. Apparently he never paid for shit when they would go and do stuff together, despite secretly loving her all this time.

>>33404587
Women would rather date a fun, kind and interesting non-chud male in poverty than some sad angry loser who happens to have money
This is cliche but personality is way more important than how much money you make or how "ugly" you are

>>33404554
>the least dateable person in the group and he doesn't understand why he can't get a gf when he refuses to get a driver's license and has the worst acne-scarred crater face I've ever seen in my entire life.
I'm pretty sure that most older guys who aren't dateable understand why, to some degree. There are things that make sense to change, and there are utterly stupid endeavors that sabotage your life just for the sake of women.

>>33404595
>stop seeing this dude or we're done
Easy peasy

>>33404587
Maybe I'm just sheltered but I truly believe it's possible for anyone to become fun to be around if they learn how to express themselves well
If you're fun to be around then as a not-tall not-good-looking man you can definitely bag yourself a not-tall not-good-looking woman.

>>33404591
>Sex with women does not count towards bodycount btw
Then it's 2

>>33404592
>Who are some wise women that you listen to?
Caitlyn Jenner, Hunter Schafer, Laverne Cox, and Isis King.

>>33404602
XD

>>33404591
nta why not?

>>33404597
I'm pretty sure he's hung up on how his older brother got a driver's license and car to go fuck his girlfriend out of wedlock and now he thinks if he gets a car he'll do the same thing. It's just some weird self-sabotaging cope, but it's not like we all don't have some self-sabotaging going on in our lives.

>>33404599
If that's what it'll take to get me out of having my Saturday cucked. It's funny, she's said based on previous partners behaviours if someone tells her not to do something/see someone it just pushes her to do it more. Feel like I'm lucky if I've not had to bring that out of her a year in desu.

moids does fingering myself count as being deflowered or at least stretched out?

>>33404612
no

>>33404614
why not?

>>33404610
Then you should break up with her
The fact thst she gives this guy any time of day at all means she doesn't give a shit about you

>>33404612
You'd have to be fisting yourself regularly before it started permanently stretching you out

Women, would you take it as a compliment?

>>33404616
Why isn't the moon made of cheese bitch

>>33404612
No I wouldn't count any solo play as anything like that

>>33404616

because being a virgin is related to sex not masturbation

>gf keeps namedropping some guy at her new workplace
>just sounds like some metalhead wageslave who keeps going out of his way to try talk to her when she's rarely not completely busy tidying up the mess of her predecessor
>she's pretty much got no filter, talks and gossips lightly to anyone, easy to understand why a guy might think he's got chances with her
>buys her flowers and only now she's freaked out by him despite telling her all the random "you look like you could use a hug!" might have gotten his hopes up
>tells me vaguely she'd gossip to him about things we disagree on
>tell her that's not cool of her
>gets defensive and walks it back saying she only meant small topics/matters we'd have different views on (yet still doesn't provide an actual example)
why do they do this

I’m building a baby play pen thing :)

goodmorning everyone

>>33404637
Good morning.

>>33404637
Will you be my gf?

>>33404637
>>33404643
GM, chat. WAGMI

>>33404646
That's my favorite cat picture that's ever been posted in these threads

I wish I could be princess carried

>>33404650
Really? I generally prefer the cozy looking ones but majestic cats also look cool

>>33404628
Is your girlfriend a Pisces, perchance?

>>33404646
but i don't know u :c

pretty kitty

>>33404653
me 2 (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)

moids if i have a trouble finding a bf should i just explore my sexuality through hookups? Im 28 and almost 29 nervous that Im still a virgin

>>33404656
She a crab

>>33403708
Lol

>>33404628
If she hugged him, it's already over, anon. She will now complain to him about how controlling you are and he will be like "hey, we could play pool this Friday to get your mind off things :)"
Are you still fucking her at least?

>>33404653
This should be me

>>33404674
How fucking ugly are you to not find a bf in 2025? Your IQ must be 60, fucking retarded foid lmao

>>33404655
Yeah, the rainbow effect on the white hairs make him look fiber optic

I've been at capacity for a while. Barring details, I've been with someone that withdraws during depressive periods. I don't have to offer support, but have and don't/can't expect that same support to be returned right now. The lack of physical touch and closeness has accelerated what was already feeling like burn out. There's no oxytocin recovery, no battery recharge.
State gender and what you would do in the hypothetical

>>33404674
>explore my sexuality
Don't fall for this meme

>>33404686
Didn't word it clearer but he keeps offering to hug her, basically knows she's in a relationship because she made doubly sure to state that clearly while his advances got more blatant peaking with the flowers.
I've arguably been too easy going with her really, it's worked in my favour because she's apaparently had a habit of dating assholes before (I know, she's the constant there maybe). If anything the trickles of truth she keeps telling me about this guy whenever they interact at work just has me thinking she's one of those "I'll keep a second guy on the hook" sorts of girls -- and then she wonders why I'll be hesitant to move my shit in.

>>33404692
im very ugly
>>33404697
why is it a meme?

>>33404674
I’d just wait for a boyfriend at that point

>>33404691
Honestly I find this video gross
She looks like a wet fish
Also imagine being such an attentionwhore you video this moment and post it online
It probably was staged anyhow

>>33404703
I don’t care I want a cute strong man to carry me through the rain

>>33404702
i have been waiting all my 20s and nothing happens

>>33403732
They cheat

>>33404701
Engaging hookups is nothing but self destruction
No matter how bad you feel now, hooking up will make you feel ten times worse
You need a husband, not a fwb fuckboy

>>33404706
You have to try a little bit

>>33404710
why would it make me feel ten times worse?

>>33404705
You dont deserve that though

>>33404713
Okay then hook up with some rando then why are you even asking us if you wont even listen dumb bitch

>>33404705
should've thought about that before posting your tits on 4chan then

>>33404719
Why do people keep talking about this?

>>33404700
>she's apaparently had a habit of dating assholes before
Oof.
Yeah, this won't end well. Don't be the beta clean-up guy and start seeking for a new gf. Your gf should agree with you when you point out that some guys are trouble and she should stay away from them. It's a massive red flag that she got defensive.

>>33404714
Why not? I’m a good girl

>>33404727
>a good girl who posts her tits on 4chan

>>33404696
F
Understand this. Missing the smell of my (ex)partner is the most difficult. Their touch and overall presence. It is gut wrenching, and all I can think bout is scratching their head and nussling up. But alas, I have found comfort in being alone forever and never having another body to warm the space next to me or to share tea and cookies with.

im tired to time shower nad have a drink :)

>>33404725
Yeah I sort of picked this up earlier on but it only became more of a concern when these distant friends of hers she'd used to work with try to make plans, or the current case with this co-worker.
She has a habit of being jokey if we're teasing each other, implying shit like she'll go cry to that co-worker if I stick to my guns during a playful argument a little too long, that kind of thing.
Still fucking plenty for what it's worth, honestly sometimes she talks me up in that avenue a little too much if there's such a thing.
She's probably BPD or at least inflammatory about things like the above because of her environment growing up, makes it hard to see a future without a headache no matter how much lovebombing there is.

>>33404722
We'll stop talking about it when she stops posting

>>33403651
ning

i don't think I've been mean to u..?

>>33404730
Yeah I did it for all of you

>>33404738
thanks, can i get an update

>>33404738
Show us your virgin cunt next time, bitch.

>>33404621
Yes

>>33404744
hi valkk!!!

did u sleep well ?

>>33404705
Lose weight

>>33404592
Blonde in Car

>>33404749
:(

>>33404691
I can SMELL the Chinese air from here

>>33404746
No. I haven't downed caffeine yet because I brushed my teeth too early on accidemt. But alas, I throw myself in the grinder anyway.

>>33404705
I want to carry a man.

>>33404238
>>33404195
>>33404182
>>33404407
How often did you two have sex before this started happening? What did he say when you talked to him about it?

>>33404756
:c

valk i dunno if that much caffeine is good for u im concerned.. (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

>>33404764
It's only 200 ish. I don't have more than that. Plus coconut water and vitamins.

Women, thoughts on the lotus position?

>>33404755
is it good

>>33404767
uwwai thats a lot ㅠㅠ

i love coconut water !!!

>>33404628
>>33404700
>>33404733
>I've arguably been too easy going with her really, it's worked in my favour because she's apaparently had a habit of dating assholes before (I know, she's the constant there maybe).
Sounds like it's working against your favor. Put your foot down. Say she's being inappropriate and disrespecting your relationship. Her complaining is just testing how far she can push you and still let her get away with it. Don't let her. If she's actually BPD she's gonna make all these threats and say things she doesn't mean purely because she knows it'll hurt you. Let her tantrum it out instead of appeasing her.

>>33404768
Porn position, looks romantic but is unwieldy

>>33404769
The smog is almost purified by the smell of cute chinese girlfeet, but there's still undertones of lung cancer

>>33404771
I have a lot of tits and ass to keep moving until 7pm. I'll be fiiiine.

>>33403461 (OP)
Women; How much do you care about your date's (or potential boyfriend's) job? I'm a delivery driver and I know it's not particularly prestigious or well paid so I was wondering if it's a deal breaker or how badly it goes against me?

I ask this because on Bumble I often see women who I would like to swipe right on but then I see they're looking for "Ambition" in their bf and it makes me swipe left. I have a date for tomorrow now (my 27th birthday) and she also put she wants an ambitious partner. Wondering if I should call off the date or message her about it to see if it's a deal breaker? I read online to keep things light and fun though leading up to the date. Also, I have a degree but I was unable to get a job for years after graduating so realistically I don't expect or have ambitions for a better job since this is the best job I can get.

How many women would date a guy who makes less than her? Would a woman with an office job date a guy with a minimum wage job?

gender

is it heavy when someone sits in your lap? does it hurt but you push through? how heavy can i be or how do i know if the other person is hurting ?

>>33404696
How long has the episode been and how long have you been together? Self isolating is often self destructive. You could find a middle ground of suggesting you come over with some takeout and just hang out doing your own things.
>I don't have to offer support,
What kind of support would she potentially be given?
>but have and don't/can't expect that same support to be returned right now.
What kind of support were you hoping for?

>>33404783
>Is it heavy
Yeah
>Does it hurt
It doesn't hurt unless you're positioned badly. Interestingly, sat right on my crotch is a painless way to do it. It's when you're sat right on a bone or something that it can hurt.

>>33404779
lols just be careful !!

I'd get sad if u got hit with a heart attack or seizure

>>33404717
im just trying to understand why it would be ten times worse if you have experience about it share don’t get so emotional about it young man

>>33404773
I'll see about doing it next time she brings him up. It'll inevitably happen because she loves to talk about every detail of her day and he'll surely interact with her if they're both working that day. I don't think she realises the constant reminding of her "having options" and hypotheticals about break-ups sprinkled into casual/jokey conversations only makes it harder to keep attraction to her and visualise a future instead of whatever she's trying to manipulate out of that stuff. Maybe its an insecurity thing I don't know fully, but I'll keep this in mind anon.
I think she's just "one of the guys" outside of her 3 actual female friends, Dad was out of the picture quite early on, she's had to go things alone and there's a certain lack of accountability there when tensions get high. It's inevitable a girl like her garners attraction and attention when she talks candidly to everybody. Though if she loves me as much as she seems to, she'd understand why that shit shouldn't fly.

>>33404781
>but I was unable to get a job for years after graduating so realistically I don't expect or have ambitions for a better job since this is the best job I can get
Do you want kids? If you don't intend to ever get another job, I would be considering how much I would have to be making to offset the costs of having a family. It also means I probably wouldn't be able to take much unpaid time off, much less leaving my job to be a SAHM for a while.
>ambitious partner
Yeah I'd imagine this is code for "I don't want a guy who settles for minimum wage perpetually." But personally I wouldn't put that on my profile, so I can't say for sure what's going on in their heads.

>>33404735
nta where did she post tits?

>>33404792
they seem kinda pointless to me but it might be good if you just want to try it out

cleaning my keyboard rn
very time consuming to pop each key off

>>33404691
>>33404691
Why the FUCK are webms not loading on mobile anymore?? Jannies, clean it up.

Women would you feel flattered if you found out your exbf stopped dating after you dumped him?

>>33404794
>Though if she loves me as much as she seems to, she'd understand why that shit shouldn't fly.
If she's BPD you should expect her to react with emotion first, not with logic. BPD is basically a disorder of having BIG feelings, good or bad, and reacting first without considering long term consequences or how other people feel.
Think of how being told you're doing something wrong can bring on feelings of shame. She will feel BIG shame. So that means she'll either go self pity: "Oh my god, please don't leave me I beg of you, I love you" or indignant: "How dare you make me feel shame, why are you making these aggregious accusations, you are over reacting, I hate you"
Former can escalate to "I'm such a bad person I should just kill myself"
Latter can escalate to "You're such a bad person we should just break up"

If you can't imagine her doing these things, she might not be BPD or at least she's a mild case.

>>33404807
i would want him to reconnect with me while we talk for hours and ask him why he stopped dating. I wouldn’t want him to miss out on love so no I wouldn’t be flattered

>>33404805
What browser are you using? It's fine for me on android Firefox in incognito with unblock origin. Some adblockers are overambitious on this board when they interpret "adv" as "advertisement", so that could be it

I have to poop again

>>33404738
Youre autistic
Neurotypical protip: when creeps online ask for photos of your naked body, you're NOT supposed to give it to them.
>but I gave them what they asked why are they calling me a whore
Youre autistic you'll never understand humor

>>33404807
yes !

wouldn't get back with him though, if i broke up with him there was a good reason for it v.v

>>33404783
M
Idk nobody's ever sat in my lap

>>33404783
M, not really, depends how big the gal is, worst case scenario I'll ask them to get off if the position is painful kek

>>33404807
Not necessarily flattered. But I'd hope that meant he was working on himself. Probably relieved that he's not inflicting himself on another girl.

>>33404810
When I tried to "coach" my ex for a couple months after our break up, it just exacerbated his dependence on and obsession with me. I don't think this is a good idea unless you were trying to get back together.

>>33404810
Why would you do that
Once you break up talking only makes things hurt worse
The best thing is for you to act like the other never existed
Idk why women dont understand this, you're only hurting men more

>>33404783
F, no, I sometimes grab my 110kg bf from behind and pull him into my lap and bounce him like a baby. It's only uncomfortable if my legs are relaxed because they get squished against the edge of the seat.
He was horrified the first time I did it but humans aren't really as fragile as you'd think.

>>33404730
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TITS I'VE LOOKED FOR SO LONG