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Previously on ATOGA:
>>33326988
How do I get a french gf with a beautiful ass?
>>33328831You don't because they don't exist
Do american women like european men?
>>33328835>wanting some of the worst women on earth for no reason at all
MKG came up with a good joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
Do european women like american men?
>>33328835>Do american women like european men?No, they just like the accent.
>>33328846>Do european women like american men?Yes, they just hate the accent.
Hes never going to marry me
>>33328835I try to like them but they are so inhumane that I can’t stand them. Just dirt with no manners. They treat women on the same level as Indians but pretend they don’t
If I see one more happy couple I’m going to personally nuke this country
>>33328840kek pretty funny
I planned a date with the girl I had been seeing to have dinner at a Michelin guide ramen place and then to watch a movie she wouldn't stop talking about, and after the dinner she canceled the movie and lied and said she doesn't want to sit for a movie afted eating that much food. I asked her what she wanted to do and she brought up a friend playing a DJ set 9 minutes away an how it was free, so we went to a rave, and a pregame rave and she wanted to just act like friends because we weren't official. And once we got there, she acted like she didn't really want me around even though she asked if I wanted to go. And she is friends with one of the DJs there, and she had told me before that he asked if she wanted to have sex and she said no. But once he was done with his set he and her were all over each other at the pregame and the rave she wanted everyone to go to, like touching his arms and he had his arm around her waist. And she even gave him a shoulder rub later that night. And that whole time she acted like I was a leper and wouldn't even look at me. And so I was talking to other women. She also said she wants her friend to drive her home and not me because she doesn't get to see him often. She ended up staying there until her friend picked her up.
>>33328835They like accents in general but you're going to find American women are pretty bratty and disloyal compared to their cousins across the pond.
>woman lives with man for free (supposedly not dating)
>woman gets gifts from internet strangers by pretending to be a character she isn't
>woman never forces anybody to get gifts, but accepts them
State gender.
What do you think about this?
>>33328853Could you please elaborate?
>They treat women on the same level as Indians but pretend they don’tWestern and northern europe are some of the most egalitarian places on earth
>>33328861F
I have no real opinions on the situation.
>>33328861M
I ask myself why I had to be born with a penis
>>33328862In Europe women do the chasing and begging and the men like it that way
>>33328861a glorified stripper and her simps, I dislike everyone in the arrangement but I don't care enough to think anyone should do anything about it
How hard is it to eat pussy?
>>33328861F
She should die and he should die and you should all die
>>33328853>woman tries an equal dating environment one time>reeees about itmany such cases
>>33328870Just to be clear, there were no nudes or even the promise of anything in return for gifts.
Didn't get a response last thread so I'll ask again:
Does financial stability do favors for me when dating women? Do they care if I make six figures and have my own house paid off or is that something that does not matter when initially dating?
>>33328853>>33328869This is honestly a great example of the hysterics of the Modern American Female
Hideously entitled, selfish and immature. Unable to view relationships as anything more than a personal cost-benefit analysis.
If your post was true, women fuck off to southern europe for dick.
>>33328874They are all gonna die though?
>>33328881>Does financial stability do favors for me when dating women?This is such an incredibly stupid question.
Why would it not?
>>33328880It really doesn't matter, it's the same thing that boomers did in strip clubs regardless of the presence of a titty, girl pretends to like some losers, losers give her some cash as a thank you for indulging in the fantasy.
>>33328886women wouldn't fuck off to southern europe for dick.**
>>33328871Not really hard desu just listen to the bitch and eat that pussy like it's the last supper
>>33328890>girl pretends to like some losersShe didn't.
>>33328886>>33328892NTA
I have zero interest in ever fucking off to southern Europe for dick. Why would I want to bang a smug douchebag with his head up his ass?
>>33328881Depends on the type of women you want to attract. If she is more of the responsible older secure women then yes it matters. If you are just going after the college slut then you can be a homeless bum and women still want you.
>>33328896Don't worry honey, they have far, far better options than you.
I was watching a porno where the guy was really dominating and degrading the girl, and he told her that her name is "Meat" and made her repeat it. Does that do anything for you girls?
>>33328899Ooooh nooo, the smug euros don't want to fuck me, how upsetting.
>>33328869That's not true. Depending on the country it is either men doing the chasing or neither gender
>>33328732Once I saw a very ugly dude in public while I was having a cigarette in the park in my work break
Then a very pretty girl ran into his arms and I started seething
This is when I realised that I was not the hero, I was the villain
>Captcha: PSY0P
Last night I felt miserable after having had a drink.
I have finally sworn off the egirl shit.
>>33328830Shalom, ma nishma?
>>33328907F
I do this too. How do I stop being evil?
>>33328881No, women love brokie directionless losers with no social status who cannot afford their own property /s
https://youtu.be/tWhdBX8zgBg?si=wDe2SilotOKeHKBn
>>33328909Alright I'll see you in the Discord Kitten server later tonight. Cause we all know you are coming back.
>>33328871Your jaw might get sore and some women are not ready to make orgasm so it can take a long time.
>>33328886European men are the number one wife beaters
>>33328913Idk I think we need to improve our personalities and start meeting people IRL and be more normal or something
Evil scheming is more fun though
Men if a guy says he doesn't mind my type of woman does that mean he's rejecting me or he'd fuck? This would just be fucking. Not normally this desperate but he is incredibly hot
>>33328871It's easy and pretty fun desu
>>33328903Uh oh, the american woman is pretending she isn't assblasted
>>33328906M
My experience and those of guys I know irl is that most foreign dating experiences are better than the USA for men, and going from the retarded game theory and sky high entitlement attitude of American women to even someplace like Germany or the UK can make the women seem forward by comparison.
For some really hilarious shit read about American expat women trying to date in Asian countries, it's like they take it as some huge sign of sexism that they can't open a date with a dozen insults and demands.
>>33328923Just go fuck Chad already, jfc...
>>33328916I'm not in any and I have exited that level of hell several years ago already.
Not saying I haven't talked with any on discord in private, but never met them through servers.
>>33328923what does he look like?
>>33328923He'd fuck you but nothing more. Like after the sex he is blocking you.
>>33328923hi London
still getting pumped and dumped?
>>33328923He's not that into you but probably wouldn't reject casual sex.
>>33328923>This would just be fucking. Not normally this desperate but he is incredibly hotMoid hands or are you one of the thread sluts
I am tired of women collectively making their own lives worse and worse and then blaming men for it.
Women, when will you stop that?
>>33328933Well good luck with the recovery then. You are a better man then most.
>>33328942why are you making shit up again?
>>33328942Literally the same could be said for moids.
>>33328942Once we stop letting them outside of the house.
>>33328943I am not sure about that, but thanks.
>>33328945Why would you even attempt this pretense?
>>33328942It's mostly the foids ITT, women IRL are normal IME
>>33328948you falling for retarded rage bait again? we have been over this anon
>>33328946No, it couldn't. Find a better defense mechanism.
>>33328871>>33328918>Your jaw might get soreTongue too. First time I went down on a woman, my tongue was sore for days. I almost thought I had an infection in my lymph nodes.
>>33328881For some, but not me. I intentionally go for guys that don't make a lot of money because it makes them less desirable to other women.
>>33328951why would you even fall for the same lame demoralization crap?
Why can't women stop being sluts even when we're in a relationship?
>>33328952True.
Anons should keep in mind that the foids here are trash SA victims and this is the only place where they feel brave enough to hate men, kek. Truly pathetic creatures.
>>33328937Lol if it was London she'd be asking if it was embarrassing her seeing him and him negging her, until she eventually agreed to fwb and then got cheated on in a relationship
>>33328952Your experience isn't relevant because I'm not talking about experience, I have the statistics.
>>33328955Yes it can. You dumbass moids lie to yourselves about how women only want to fuck the magical mythical Chad and then spend your lives coping and seething about how evil women are.
>>33328958Because men get lazy in relationships and I need dick.
>>33328957You ARE the lame demoralization crap in this conversation
>>33328958you have to first undergo ego death to be able to stop seeking validation, a better option, be content with what you have
you have to surrender to the relationship and frankly, most people will never be capable of that
>>33328962>terminally online internet babblenot a good defense
>>33328942>no islam>no christianity>can vote, get educated, get jobs, get property Aren't things going pretty well for women? Like, the best ever, for them?
>>33328963Just stop being a whore, maybe it's too difficult for women to grasp this concept.
>>33328952Women IRL restore my faith in women
Women ITT ruin my faith in women
Women are just not meant to be trusted
>>33328889honest to god no one has ever brought it up in any meaningful way, it's just been implied that it's the norm despite me never dating anyone who has more than an apartment (with roommates usually too). the reason I ask is that having my own place is important to me but I'm not really meeting women around here that want to date long term, so I'm considering if I just move into a bigger city and incur some financial setbacks in the attempt to better my odds of finding a long term relationship.
I wish an incredibly hot guy approached me for a one night stand...
>>33328962Men collectively tried to walk away and you've been following us and harassing us ever since. It's hard not to hate women when literally every time there's media or a hobby I like some woman shows up with government money and lawyers demanding it be remade to cater to women.
>>33328968>Ignoring my response to insult meTypical moid.
>>33328967Maybe I should give her a heroic dose of LSD so she can finally have a big plate of humble pie.
>>33328966ok, so what kind of life would you rather live? one where all women are inherently fallen and tainted and there is no saving grace or one where you don‘t give up on hope and try to look for the good buried in the trash? I know which option I am chosing
>>33328973>moving into the city just to have more dating materialYou are even more retarded than I had though.
I literally want to shake and kill these people who have loving relationships and just act like they are nothing like they are their god given right I have been begging god to send someone who loves me and literally nobody wants to not even my family likes me and no one will ever like me
>>33328977Perhaps all foids should be given mandatory LSD to make them actually people
>>33328975>Muh 'all women are SJWs' bullshitWhat is the point of this bullshit mindset? Speaking as a non-SJW woman, this doesn't endear me to you and all it does is make me think that there's nothing wrong with misandry.
>>33328974That requires you to get off 4Chan and Discord and go out into the real world. So it isn't happening.
>>33328977thats one option, sure
but it‘s artificial, so it‘s mainly temporarily
it can remind someone, what ego death feels like and maybe make it easier to try and reclaim it, but the only stable version is the one you create yourself
>>33328982What do you suggest? Open to ideas
>>33328983have you tried being more likeable?
>>33328984New way to fix foids just dropped.
I'm all in, these sluts need to blast off with some 5-MeO-DMT before they get a chance to break sensitive young man's heart.
>>33328985except that's not what he said
>>33328990my dad told me to try that… it‘s been on my mind
>>33328993If you have the opportunity to you should try it.
>>33328992His entire post was "women are SJWs who ruin muh hobbies".
>>33328995have you tried it? what was it like?
I tripsat my dad trying it and it was - quite something
made me curious for sure
As a friendless femcel for most of my life, I gave a moid a chance for the first time in my life at 28 years old and said moid damaged my brain beyond repair.
I was fine being alone my entire existence, but after experiencing intimacy (cuddling, hand-holding, kissing, sex, just being next to someone every night) for 2 years, and then having that suddenly yanked away, I find it intolerable to be alone. It's been several months and I fear the damage the moid has done to my brain by introducing this drug and then removing it is irreversible.
Any advice? I just want to go back to being cold and emotionless again, I want to feel dead inside so I can sleep by myself and never think about needing another person. I was unironically 1000x better off before meeting this moid. I fucking hate this so much. I can't fucking sleep and my mind is consumed with a neediness I have never known before.
>>33328997I haven't had a chance yet to try it, I've done regular DMT though.
But it's definitely one I want to try.
>>33328996the incessant need for you to reduce everything into hackneyed internet memes from a decade ago is tiresome and it's not helping your case.
>>33329000You got a brother?
>>33328983I used to feel this way too until I met a nice lass down the pub
The solution is touching grass but ik that's much easier said than done
It's much easier to seethe on the internet which is still one of my favourite past times desu
>>33328988>What do you suggest?That you are incredibly stupid.
>>33329001>regular DMTwhat was that like? most I‘ve tried was MDMA, so I don‘t have any idea
>matched with a hot blonde 18yo on Tinder (I am in my mid 30s)
>she texted me first
>talked to her for a bit then asked her out
>she said she doesn't date
>asked her what she's looking for then
>unmatched me today
It's joever.
>>33328983Calm down Elliot
>>33329002You can continue to pretend his post didn't say what it did just because you moids always need to defend each other no matter what. I'm going to move on from this.
>>33328983I don't understand this envy, even though I am a lonely 26 year old khhv
>>33329007lol, he got the BPDemon treatment
>>33329000>I want to feel dead insideGive it long enough and that feeling will return, don't worry
>>33329000So why did you dump him, dumb old foid?
>>33329006Well I tried it with a pen, and I don't smoke so it was hard to take in deep breaths and I did not blast off. I saw purple banded snakes slither in geometric patterns with my eyes closed.
>>33328983why you so desperate
>>33329005What's with being so mean to me?
>>33329009>because you moids always need to defend each other no matter what.Damn, you really don't like it when the shoe is on the other foot for once huh?
>>33329000Why not try to get your moid back?
I met a girl about a year ago and starting to text her again.
She's a friend of my best friend's girlfriend so I don't want to fuck it up.
I like this girl but I'm scared of making the texting stale and also don't know how to escalate eventually in asking her out. How can I do this?
>>33329007notification those +1 notifications
>>33329015well, thats something I guess, lol
does normal DTM kick in as fast as 5-MeO? that was kinda crazy to observe
>>33329000Why did he leave?
You can't go back but you can go forward, take accountability unless you want this to happen again.
>>33329021If it has taken you a year to build up the courage to ask a girl out then I have bad news for you. You aren't going to make it. Sorry bud.
>>33329011Your body gave up on finding someone, that anon's body is still fighting to find love. It's natural to feel anger in a bad situation.
>>33329023You have to take multiple hits, the last hit to blast off has to be assisted by someone else so yeah I think its just as quick but for you don't go unconscious like 5 meo dmt, you just lay where you are.
>>33329028>Your body gave up on finding someoneThe opposite is true
>>33329021just ask her out
>>33329000It's not irreversible, it goes away eventually, but it'll probably take a few years.
Alternatively, find another bf once you're ready to date again.
>>33329000F
Lol this happened to me
I don’t know what the cure is. It’s just suffering forever. I miss when I was just lonely of my own volition, not because someone reeled me in and then left me. It’s so much worse this way
>>33329029do you think it would be overkill to go from basically no experience to 5meo? like, should one work one‘s way up?
>>33329036Idk, it's kinda unlike anything else.
You just have to let go and not try to hold onto reality.
>>33329033>when you get pumped and dumped by Chad
>>33328985It's not just a function of culture war stuff it's just the women's mentality that any kind of male activity or space is inherently bad and regardless of a woman's politics she seems to feel entitled to seek out places where men are and try to disrupt them. My mom is a conservative homemaker type, she still gets huffy and annoyed if I'm having my friends over to MY house to play cards, my girlfriend doesn't like it either, there's no rational reason for it but it seems universal that as a guy you can't do guy stuff with your guy friends without women getting angry about it. I've honestly never heard a positive thing about a guy's day or anything like that and every time I plan them it's a battle to keep the women out of it. This scales up from me and my buddies playing video games in the garage and is a legit societal problem at this point that has nothing to do with whether you voted for Orange Man or Cackling Grandma.
>>33329033Literally just date an average guy and he will be loyal forever, dumb foid.
>>33329033What did you do for him to dump you?
>>33329026We started talking again since we just saw each other at a party
>>33329008>Elliot Rooodger here...
>>33329038yeah, I guess it doesn‘t really matter what experiences you had before, it‘s like going on a rollercoaster, buckle up and surrender to the experience
I might try
>>33328989Yes
>>33329004I live a completely normal and functional life save for the fact that no one wants to date me.
My brother in law tried to set me up with his friend, but the guy bailed before I even talked to him.
>>33329011I think I’ve made finding that my only life goal and everything else is filler. So my life feels empty having no one
Do you think "respecting women" only scares the good moids?
>>33329040>she seems to feel entitled to seek out places where men are and try to disrupt themSharing hobbies with men is someone me being entitled? My bad for being a weeb I guess. The rest of your post reeks of "the women in my life are shit, therefore I'm going to treat women like a monolith even though I'd get furious if a woman did the same thing to me" shit. Tell your mom to go fuck herself and dump your bitch girlfriend.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33329045Well then ask her out. Like right now. Flirting over text is like an intermediate level. You just need to go for the kill.
>>33329050this phenomenon seems to extend beyond dating advice
>>33329050>anon realizes that all those crazy moids and foids aren‘t the norm but just the narcs
>>33329050M
She's onto something here, but another aspect of it is that guys just feel like the stakes for talking to women are really high, women need to be de-fanged a little in terms of the social damage they cause during their rejections, like it's okay to tell a guy to fuck off if he doesn't get the hint but there's a sizable minority of women that want to make every rejection into a social revenge campaign and they ruin it for the rest of you.
>>33329056Discord Kitten Servers
>>33329050Good men have to become evil if they want to get dates in 2025. These dumb cunt foids are so mindbroken that they get off on abuse and call it lovebombing if a guy is nice to them.
>>33328923lmao, get an actual boyfriend, would you really settle for being a fuckhole for some guy doesn't give a shit about you?
>>33329066She would rather hook up with Chad than have a mid bf
>>33329051There really aren't that many women who respect men's social needs, saying just find one who does is the equivalent of me telling you to go find the six three trust fund guy with blue eyes.
>>33329069Oh look, now you're pushing the magical mythical Chad on me. Enjoy your misery.
>>33329000did you actually date or was he just fucking you and you got your hopes up expecting him to stick around even tho you were offering everything he wanted out of you without ever asking for commitment from his end?
>>33329051i think those women don't actually care about the hobby enough to share in it, they would rather just ruin it out of resentment
>>33329065I don't know about evil, but I am resentful that I have to be aloof and "cool" all the time because apparently actually wanting to date a girl means she's too good for me and will get the ick.
>>33329063This.
Rejection can be as traumatic as sexual abuse is for females.
>>33329050I think it's a nuanced situation. I think that ignorance is genuinely a big part of many of the bad behaviours men can have towards women. A LOT of guys just straight up don't know that certain actions have negative effects on women because the way men live our lives is so different (because we're physically stronger and bigger). So teaching boys and men that certain behaviours have a much higher impact than they think is helpful. It's also helpful teaching them that women are vastly more likely to want to fuck if they feel comfortable. I think that you need someone to at least tell men that their bullshit sigmoid grindset shit is actively detrimental to them getting dates, even if those men probably won't listen to it.
Having said that.
It's 100% true that generally the guys who are gonna heed the "respect women" advice are the ones who already thought they were doing that and they can worry themselves into a nervous wreck because of it. And then when they eventually figure out they were being an autistic imbecile they often snap the exact opposite way and become huge dickheads.
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Women, what would you think if your bf proposed a roleplay where you would wear prostitute clothes and wait a few minutes in a sidewalk at night, and then he stop by in his car and you 2 would talk as if you two didn't know eachother?
You could keep whatever money he offers you.
>>33329073And now we're back on "All women are SJWs" bullshit.
>>33329071nice reading comprehension, you're probably a retarded fujo too
>>33329071reread what he wrote, but a lot slowlier
He's saying they're both quasi-mythical concepts
Why is the average Anon ITT a retard? I unironically have better conversations in a general dedicated to the discussion of incest.
List gender, what is your childhood crush? F, mine is picrel
>>33329077no thanks, nothing more cringe than role playing
>>33329063This is such bullshit. Get a fucking grip. The stakes are so fucking low when it comes to talking to women. Not once in my life have I ever heard, seen, or heard about someone asking another woman out and getting damaged socially.
>>33329076No one has the sigma mindset
That's just an online meme
>>33329080Not a fujoshi. Fujoshi anime is shit.
>>33329050I don't think it's 100% nature and 0% nurture, and there's overlap, but there's definite nature elements there. But the problems identified there are definitely problems.
>>33329076You really wanted to show what a nuanced and empathetic individual you are by typing out this post, but you really are neither of those things.
>>33329078NTA but
>All women are SJWsis true.
>>33329078could you argue any more disingenuously?
at least be interesting when you troll post
>>33329075NTA
Have you ever thought about going up to a rape victim and telling them that you know how they feel because a girl rejected you? And could you record it so everyone online can see the rape victim's reaction?
>>33329090Not me. Eat shit and enjoy stewing in the misery of your own creation.
>>33328861>What do you think about this?m
i don't think, i just goon
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>>33329082M
She was so pretty.
>>33329086Please explain to me what you thought I was saying
>>33329082M
Pic rel
How long do i need to keep these 3 chicken breasts in the crock pot on higj for till theyre done enough to shred ez?
>>33329050I find it insulting and condescending. If you are telling me that, you might as well be calling me a braindead retard to my face.
If you think for 1 minute about it, who is this message for to begin with?
People that don't respect women to begin with won't magically change because you tell them not respecting women is bad, they just don't care to begin with so your "advice" goes to deaf ear. The men that already understand the concept of civility just find it insulting.
>>33329082wtf that looks like me except I have green eyes
>>33329097But thats not the kind contortionist one
>>33328901Porn is making men retarded. Ban it.
>>33329098>crock potI'm going to call you a faggot first, get a Dutch oven and some self respect
Second, Google it, it's ~3 hours on high
It's incredible just how well you can gauge a woman's male theory of mind and logical empathy by simply watching how she frames
any issue like
>>33329050case in point
>>33329076, 3/10
>>33329089I wanted to show my opinion on the fucking question presented to me you imbecile. What the fuck is up with people assuming any fucking opinion they don't like must be secretly fake
>>33329102Chat gpt keeps logs of all your queries and is what they will use to decide who gets the real cures when covid 2.0 drops.
I refuse to use
>>33329082M
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
>>33329106Get a creuset poorfag
>Porn is making men retarded. Ban it.
>>33329110I did not accuse you of being fake, I accused you of being simple.
>>33329107Thats a guy responding brainlet
>>33329118My bad, fatherless and/or effeminate males sound indistinguishable from females
>>33329117You said I wanted to show how empathetic and nuanced I am. On fucking 4chan. Apply yourself, retard. Just because I mention the word "nuance" jfc fuck me for realising that teaching men how to respect women can work in some situations but be ineffective in others
>>33329112oh ok, in that case I hope it‘s still raw when you eat it, you are one of those insanely rare instances where that leads to sepsis and you get eliminated, hope that helps
>>33329114Good call
>>33329098Don't just get any Dutch oven, it's gotta be a Le Creuset or else none of your food will ever sate your hunger and you will starve to death regardless of how you gorge yourself
>>33329119Why'd you delete your post
I dont think using this website is good for human beings
>>33329121I didn't say I was going to show you how you were wrong. That's on you to improve, dickhead.
>>33329076I think you are missing some nuance here.
The base line is that women don't know what they want. Second line is that women are unbelievably shallow.
So following women advice is futile, they will tell to do X or Y, and then shame people for doing X or Y.
Case in point, women will say they hate white men while having white boyfriends. Women will tell you that height doesn't matter while exclusively dating and finding guys that are 6'2''+ tall and dismissing everyone else as not as attractive to them.
>>33329129It's mostly just this thread, there's something uniquely bad about it
It's why I keep coming back
>>33329127It wasn't my call.
another day of crushing loneliness
baby, i'm ready, i'm ready, ready, ready to blow my brains out
>>33329131At no point did I say you were going to show me how I was wrong. What is your major malfunction
>>33329043He was an average guy
>>33329044He said he wasn’t ready for a relationship
>>33329138I did not say that you said so, and nothing in my post relied on that assumption
>>33329141>He said he wasn’t ready for a relationshipSo Chad.
>>33329137When you die words don’t mean anything it’s permanently nice and I won’t feel anything
>>33329144Oh well then I didn't say that you said I said that, and nothing in my post relied on that assumption. Get fucked
>>33329145He begged me to be in a relationship with him and when his mom got sick he bailed
>>33329149How tall was he?
>>33329147you really are a sassy little faggot, aren't you buddy?
>>33329146we'll all be laughing with you, when you die
btw the actual line is "night", not "nice", which was very shocking to me when i found out
>>33329149>He begged me to be in a relationshipnot a particularly good beginning for a relationship
>>33329146>permanently nicelol
>>33329158It was good
It’s like the other femanon said it was like a drug. I really loved him
>>33329159I doubt it, but ok.
>It's just kind of annoying how you're heavily opinionated on absolutely everything. You come across as an obnoxious blowhard.
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>>33329146If your soul isn't at peace, you could get stuck in a house or a place that hurt you the most when you were alive.
>>33329162Yeah you sure got me anon, tempting me with your gay little ways.
>>33329165say
>well, my opinion on this is that you are an obnoxious blowhard and thats the end of that
>>33329165some people (mostly women) just want you to listen to them and not just to hear your unsolicited opinion on everything they say.
>>33329165>this is called "not being an NPC"
>>33329165lean into it with a shit eating grin, "fuck yeah"
won't retain the relationship though
>>33329165Responding at all will just prove their point.
>>33329165I genuinely don't know what blowhard means and I would say as much
fwiw if someone doesn't like that I'm opinionated on everything then it's just not going to work out. I'd say as much too.
>>33329115Testosterone is what makes men retarded, porn is just how the elite exploits that retardation
>>33329167I’d be at your house then
>>33329050I agree with that pic
>>33329173>wah wah wah I am having a mental breakdown because people laugh at me being stupid calm down idiot
>>33329171>some people (mostly women)But especially all incels.
>>33329181fwiw i used to believe that it "nice" too before i read the lyrics
"nice" fits the cynical tone of the song far better
>>33329165Honestly, there's not much you can do about it. people like that get really pissed when you call them out on it.
>>33329182did I hit a nerve?
>>33329178Wrong.
Testosterone is what gives us confidence, willpower and overall makes us feel good.
I've just coomed. Now I can see no reason to interact with moids
>>33329164?? You’re an idiot
>>33329185I am neither an incel nor a woman.
>>33329191Well you seem to bitch as much as either of them. So if the glove fits..
I just cried so hard I actually threw up a little lol I should get a medal for biggest crybaby bitch in the county
>>33329189>coomedNo: Men coom. You squirted.
>>33329194Your anus fits my dick bitch boy
>>33329189Women can't "fuck" or "come", stop saying this shit.
>>33329184what if anon actually is an asshole? idk who's in the wrong here but why do atogas always jump to conclusions
>>33329082M
Overall Brandy was my main one desu
Probably influenced my taste in women a lot kek
Kaley Cuoco herself is also really hot
>>33329179How did I hurt you? I'm a nice guy
>>33329115Remember guys, this screenshot was just a """bad angle""" taken purposefully by cr*c, she deserves a rich handsome chad to take care of her and her bastard children xx
>>33329195100%
oh god I hate it when people do that, holy shit it‘s so fucking pathetic
imagine crying like this because you feel sorry for yourself, lol
this kind of crying is reserved for when your child dies in your arms
faggot
I dated a femcel and she was just a autistic know it all slut.
You're all single for a reason even if you don't rant to admit it.
is car insurance worth it
>>33329189Based post nut clarity moment
>>33329195Based cryer anon
Sometimes just gotta let it out
>>33329207Honestly, I am not even sure if I am in a relationship or not. Technically I am, but it does not feel like it.
>>33329207This is also true for regular male incels.
>>33329189Then why are you posting here?
sittign on a balcony over the meditarrean in bumfuck nowhere
gonna have a raki on you faggots
>>33329210The BPD is oozing off of your post.
I feel bad for newfags who come to /atoga/ genuinely hoping to interact with women, not knowing this is a roleplaying thread where men pretend to be roasties while other men talk to them.
Like, there's no women anywhere else on 4chan, why did you think this thread would be any different?
>>33329207I wasn’t a slut
>>33329216There are women here, just not the kind who'd touch us with a 10 foot pole irl
>>33329208Yes, if you don't have it you risk ruining your life trying to buy a new car.
>>33329214Raki is so incredibly repulsive though, don't you have anything nice?
Enjoy.
>>33329203Everything you do harms me
>>33329219>There are women hereI don't think so
>just not the kind who'd touch us with a 10 foot pole irlWell, if there were women here they would 100% be like this.
>>33329212Stop changing the subject
>>33329226Not changing the subject. Moids love to project. Especially incels.
>>33329226bad girls, bad girls
what you gonna do, when they come for you
>>33329217Yeha I bet the femcel who couldn't keep her hands off of other men in front of me thought she wasn't a slut either.
I have a zit and it’s moids fault
>>33329233Seal babyyyy <3
>>33329229>changes the subjectStop acting like a bitch.
>>33329234this reminded me of my zit on the tit poem
it was outstanding
>>33329204Yeah this is why I don't really agree with either side of the inkwell culture war
On one hand, people demonize men simply for feeling hurt due to prolonged loneliness. That is not okay. Bitterness and resentment is a normal response to years of social rejection, or even to pain in general.
But on the other hand, it is also not okay to be cruel to random women and call them ugly.
Both sides are cruel. Normies for demonizing hurting people for having negative feelings, inkwells for attacking randoms we know nothing about except that they exist.
>>33329223yeah, water
it's so fucking humid here. the air is so thick that you can cut it. the only escape is the sea
>>33329234Soz just use concealer or smth idk babe
>>33329233I love sea doggos so much. I wish I could have a pet sea doggo.
>>33329240Don't go swimming when drunk, honey.
Do ladies not like it when a "hang out" is actually a man making it a date?
Do we really have to specify a "date" rather than a "hang out?"
i want a moid whose pecs are bigger than my boobs
>>33329165I have opinions on many things and do not shy away from expressing them
I've never been told something like this, it sounds like a skill issue
>>33329248yeah, I already thought this is going to be funny when you called it that lmfao
>>33329239>not okay to be cruel to random women and call them ugly.I agree with this, however rule breaker was a notorious bully on this board and a narcissist, if she can dish it out she should be able to take it also
>>33329232Okay well I never did that stuff
>>33329216There are women on other boards and in other threads
But this thread, yeah, it's painted as some normie congregation but it's actually just nightmare LARPing
>>33329253Rule breaker? The girl in that picture is infamous here?
>>33329250That is called gynecomastia and I assure you, you don't want a man with that.
He will mog you
Sorry for my shitposts earlier
Can I pls get a prayer for my ex gf in the chat tonight
Visited her in the hospital and we had a nice time for a few hrs, she's in good spirits with a fighting mentality but she is really not well
She's done nothing wrong and yet she has to suffer like this. Why is the universe so unfair
I had to decline two dates with this guy because I genuinely was busy, should I offer a new time or is he probably done with me?
>>33329082M
Emma Watson's portrayal of Hermione.
I just have a thing for nerds/bookworms. Still sorta do.
Got chatting with a lass two weeks ago, who waffled on for a good half hour about:
- how the stored potential energy in twisting fibres keeps fabrics from falling apart
- how "technologically advanced" natural fibres are, and how synthetics can't replicate certain properties
- how it's a shame, that colonisers of previous centuries rotted out regional fibre-producing plants with interesting properties and replaced them with boring monocultures.
I have no interest in the topic, but her enthusiasm was infectious!
Still kicking myself, that I never thought to ask for her number, even if she did briefly mention a significant other...
>>33329261What happened to her?
>>33329262Did you offer him another time after you rejected the date?
Usually if you want to be with someone you'll re-schedule with them.
>>33329259Yes kek. She's mellowed out now but years ago she incessantly bullied people on this board while talking about how hot and great she was. She was also friends with and encouraged groomers on this board like Croc, MKG, Gary etc. That's why it's funny to take the piss when she claims that picture was a purposefully taken ""bad angle"".
>>33329262If you genuinely were busy both times, it's fine. He's probably done for now with initiating, but you can easily salvage. Just text him, set something up, and let him know you actually are interested.
>>33329247i wouldn't even make it down the 20m of sketchy cement stairs to the beach at this point, let alone past the rocks at the foot of the cliff.
but i'll be sure to take a dip first thing in the morning to wash off all the disgusting sticky sweat
>>33329261Depends why is she your ex?
>>33329260>gynecomastiano im talking about muscle, having big pecs from being fat or hormone imbalanced is cheating
someone do something entertaining pls
>>33329269>why is she your exMostly because I fucked up one night after work and drank too much and didn't meet her on time for something. She said that was the main thing that made her pull away and then dump me. But then after that she wanted to try again
>>33329264She had a ministroke a few months ago, has cardiovascular, migraine and sciatica issues (and is getting tested for cancer). She's been doing okay the past few months but had a flare-up this week and is in the hospital again. We're still talking and calling and I went to see her but she's not in a good way. I just wish I could do more and wave a magic wand lol
>>33329274>>33329276*eats anon's corpse*
>>33329274What would entertain you kek
I'd do some mad shit but in the house with other people rn. In like 12hrs though I can
Moids why won't you eat pussy
>>33329284i would if i had gf
>>33329284Hard to buy in America prease understand
>>33328823 (OP)Censoring nipples in classic art style... Not based.
>>33329284If I had a girlfriend I'd be eating her out like man who's never seen food. Nothing could stop me.
>>33329284Nobody wants me to eat their pussy.
>>33329274I was about to brush my teeth while letting cookie clicker run in the background.
Should I jerk off instead?
>>33329292do all three simultaneously
>>33329279*Comes back to life and erupts from your abdomen like a chestburster*
>>33329292Jerk off while brushing your teeth
>>33329284Men who don't are gay.
Pussy is so nice and you get to be the subject and object of here pleasure with no small symbolic value in showing humility and appreciation for her.
Idk unless it's dirty it should be the highlight of the night.
>>33329293>>33329296Jerking off is not something I do on the side and I don't want to accidentally cum somewhere I don't plan to...
>>33329294*writes thanks in the dirt with my last seconds of life, since I got a prion disease from eating your brain anyway and I was doomed regardless*
>>33329285Zomg who's there
>>33329284I ate my ex's multiple times
>>33329292>cookie clickerBruh I didn't know anyone over 12 still played that ngl
>>33329275>made her pull away and then dump me.Oh so she is a little crazy got it
>>33329301don't reply to me
>>33329301>who‘s therecheese
>>33329305The Rocket League pro?
Amazing!
>>33329303I mean she's BPD and I'm bipolar we're both nuts
I still really care about her and want the best for her
And despite my mistakes, I honestly think I was a good bf while we dated
>>33329304Take a shot everytime bro says this
>>33329284>femanon is dating chad again
>>33329299*Lets out an incompressible RAAAAGH as I am a zombie and cannot read or think, but were I cognizant I'd appreciate your gratitude*
>>33329309Just be with her then anon. That really is the only good thing you can do at this point. But I'll keep her in the prayers. The big man upstairs knows just what to do with her.
>>33329312Women is this true. If I want to be a heckin based alpha I have to stop eating you out.
>>33329309>I still really care about her and want the best for herMore and more lies.
You are evil and enjoy hurting others.
>>33329319It's the other way around: when you're a heckin' based alpha you don't need to.
>>33329284I would if I could, but there's no one 'round here who'd want to stick their cunt in my face.
Hell, I've had a freakishly large tongue all my life (can touch the tip of my nose with it) and been playing woodwind instruments all my life.
Thought that'd make me a hit. Thought it'd be interesting, to see what I can do with these God-given gifts.
But no, I'm in my thirties and still haven't touched a woman beyond poking them in the shoulder.
Extra hell: If it's rank, I'll bend you over myself and wash you out before going down on you!
>>33329309>I honestly think I was a good bf while we datedLol
Turt
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Guyze I found turtles
What do you think of em?
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Girls, what do you think of my personal favorite image?
>>33329284I need to meet a girl who deserves it.
>>33329319no, lol
not eating pussy doesn‘t make you an alpha but being an alpha makes us cum from your dick alone
>>33329328PUSH THE CUNT IN
>>33329262Offer a new time, if you don't hes done with you, and if you didn't do that the other 2 times he's also too socially inept to realize you already rejected him twice.
>>33329328Turtles is something you can just find?
>>33329329lacks vibe of anguish in bottom panel from tfw no gf
>>33329254So you don't have any male friends irl or online?
>>33329329Are you the kind of guy who spends all day seething about Jews and blacks? I don't mind a guy who can appreciate edgy jokes, I just don't want to deal with a sperg who spends all day crying about Israel.
>>33329341Do you want a male friend irl or online
>>33329342I just want a boyfriend
>>33329284I would, but the woman I like isn't into me, so there's no pussy I care to eat.
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>>33329335Sometimes, they find you
>>33329343Why did you last relationship end?
>>33329340That's not what the image is about to me. It's about not letting the constant stream of negativity stop you from appreciating life.
>>33329348Ah okay. Then you're a cool dude.
>>33329348That was my take away too but not my first thought.
>>33329328Don't you dare trying to fuck them.
>>33329354I'm gonna cum on them
>>33329358Woah what happened
OK
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>>33329328... they're turtles...
>>33329346I have never been found by a turtle. As far as I know.
There's no such thing as a femcel.
If you are a single as a woman it's because YOU don't want to date the men who want you, not because of lack of options.
You VOLUNTARILY chooses to not date the local Timmy who would love to date you, simply because he's not tall or rich or muscular enough to meet your unrealistic standards shaped by erotic romance novels and streaming series.
>>33329355i sometimes cum in my aquarium. the fish love that shit and eat it up like it's a christmas dinner
gonna cultivate myself an aqua man soon. stoked
Women if you share a name with a guy's mother would it be weird for him to point that out?
>>33329365Omg hi Mr The Deep
Foids, any advice for establishing a romantic relationship with an equally-aged family member? Aside from "kys" and "don't do it"
>>33329312How the fuck are determining "mate-value"
I mean, I could replace their entire study with the lyrics to Crazy Bitch.
If someone fucks so good, you may very well overlook flaws and, in fact, be down with it.
How is willingness to go down on a woman NOT intrinsic to mate value while something else like willingness to work an office job, change diapers, or tolerate her family would be?
It seems retarded from the start.
>>33329363I rejected a tall rich guy because he didn’t know what a zucchini was
>>33329371Did you just reference Buckcherry in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five? Peak trailer trash, my man
>>33329274I'll maybe post a voca later, if it records right.
There are certain things fanfics, smut, porn or ASMR just can not accurately explain.
And that is when your partner slowly and gently caresses our thighs. Desiring you, wanting you.
>>33329379>hornyposting while the sun is in the skyHave some shame and hide your sin in the dark
>>33329380>hornypostingWas not my intention.
Just made me a bit sad that I am not experiencing it right now...
>>33328923>Men if a guy says he doesn't mind my type of woman does that mean he's rejecting me or he'd fuck? This would just be fucking. Not normally this desperate but he is incredibly hotI like slutty women, but at least have enough dignity not to fuck a guy that negs you.
>>33329373the fact that those are the two most notable properties about him that you consider worth sharing to note his value says a lot about you
>>33329383>women>dignityI might have said pick one, but nowadays you get neither
>>33329284Smells bad, tastes bad.
>>33329369I think the only reason I'm not into incest is because everybody in my family is ugly af.
>>33329371>How the fuck are determining "mate-value"Things like height, income, amount of muscle, face shape, etc are measurable and most of the time can be reduced to a single number.
>>33329384NTA
No dumbass, she's pointing out that women don't just want tall rich men.
>>33329325>>33329320Oh piss off lol.... you don't know me lol you only see my edgy shitposts here
>>33329316Thank you anon it really means a lot <3 yeah I'll keep talking to her and try to see her again soon
>>33329373>zucchiniDon't Americans call those "egg plants"?
Never understood, where the "egg" bit comes from..
>>33329384Nta but height and wealth were literally brought up in the op
>>33328896>Why would I want to bang a smug douchebag with his head up his ass?A lot of chicks seem to be into that.
Just look at Destiny and Hasan.
I decided to walk on a trail today and I saw a woman walking her dogs. I kept looking up to greet her whenever she acknowledged me but she ignored me and walked off the trail to avoid walking past me. I forgot the would you rather bear or man in the woods meme existed.
Do women really get that frightened when they see a guy in the woods? I felt pretty bad about it.
>>33329390an egg plant is an aubergine you moron
>>33329375It may just be that you and I have sensibilities that do not correlate.
https://youtu.be/NVUGCdTVpug?si=wtPMhhk0ACV9XoNk
>>33329390No, eggplants are aubergines. Zucchinis are long green things.
>>33329387>I think the only reason I'm not into incest is because everybody in my family is ugly af.Tbf I'm not really into incest either, it's specifically her that I want. I've jerked off to incest smut before, but that was just so I could insert us in the story instead, I'd rather we weren't related so I could just ask her out. Thanks nonetheless.
>>33329390Aubergines are eggplants, zucchini are closer to cucumbers but not quite
>>33329390NTA
Don't know what you're going on about. Eggplants are the purple things, not zucchinis.
>>33329392Dumb retarded lefty women, sure. But I'm not a dumb retarded lefty woman, so those two repulse me.
>>33328907>Once I saw a very ugly dude in public while I was having a cigarette in the park in my work break>Then a very pretty girl ran into his arms and I started seethingMaybe she was a friend, family member, or an escort?
>>33329389You report back constantly how you hurt others.
>>33329387>Things like height, income, amount of muscle, face shape, etc are measurable and most of the time can be reduced to a single number.Equally hilarious if true but I'm gonna press x to doubt
>>33329388ok im clearly too drunk to read and post
have a good one
Is this good advice?
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1751900411658078.jpg
>>33329378What’s so funny
>>33329362>As far as I know.Indeed.
>>33329408F
LMFAO I hate Indians so much
>>33329379I love women's nails
>>33329408>the first time I see a woman actually suggest whoring around (especially with another race) to get it out of your system and then settling down with someone else (especially someone of your own race, which you don't find desirable)>she's IndianI'm not even surprised
>>33329390>>33329396>Zucchinis are long green things.Indeed.
>>33329409I just found it funny how he didn't know what a zucchini was. Himbo chad.
>>33329373How tall was he?
Women
Do you like pickles? What kind(s) of pickles?
Men can answer too I guess but make it clear that you're a man
>>33329408White women do the exact same thing but with black men instead (minus the financial part).
>>33329408bitch half of us are the product of dozens of famines and 30 year wars and look like little fat garden gnomes whose bodies are hoarding calories for another decade without potatoes, wdym by "tall european men"
>>33329419yeah, I love pickles
my favorites are obviously classic pickles, then pickled onions and pickled zucchini
>>33329419Yeah I like pickles. Sour pickles specifically. Sweet pickles can go fuck themselves.
>>33329398NTA. You wouldn't suck Nick Fuentes tiny cock with Destiny?
>>33329424What's a zucchini
>>33329423Euros are the tallest people on earth besides the Dinka. Not every European is a muck-shoveling mick.
>>33329426Fucking disgusting.
>>33329408Does anyone have a version of this but about european women?
Asking for a friend...
>>33329431European women and bbc?
>>33329000kek based chad mindbreaking dumb foids
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>>33329432not necessarily bbc
>>33329419M
Not a big fan of normal pickles but pickled items I go absolutely feral for.
Pickled red onions? Incredible, more please.
Quick Pickled Cucumbers? Yes please.
Normal pickle spears? I mean, sure. If I have a sandwich I guess.
>>33329430Alrighty, bend over. :^)
>>33329411Were you a monitor lizard in a past life?
>>33329444Even Brahmins are as Dalits to Evropean BVLLS
>>33329427How... how old are you?
Should i jerk off to black women again? or asian women?
>>33329450Why not some lesbian porn with both, or perhaps Blasians, milord
>>33329453nta
where the fuck do you live that you dont know what a zucchini is
>>33329453That is so sad and you never heard of a zucchini?
Where do you live?
>>33329453Years or months
>>33329450If your dick isn't telling you the answer then you shouldn't jerk off.
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>>33329000It's about connection.
Seek connections and thrive.
>>33329461oh he was memeing, i just got here. I haven't caught up to the continuity of the thread yet
>>33329461I don't read every single post in here.
>>33329461I'm sorry, I thought people online were genuine and honest. I expected more from you guys, and instead I'm just let down.
Maybe it's my fault, I keep getting disappointed by others, maybe I just expect too much. Sorry.
>>33329466>data miner moment
>>33328835european men suck ass
>>33329474American foids are hated everywhere, you're trash.
>>33329474No, I eat pussy.
women why do you hate being loveydovey?
I asked this guy out on a coffee date and he said “why don’t we just go on a walk” lol this is going to go terribly
Can you guys figure out my riddle?
oxygen sodium sodium, whats my name?
>>33329474European men are awesome
>t. brazilian dude
>>33329483he just wants to smash
>>33329328Me on the right
>>333294176’5
>>33329440He had a baby face but was fit
>>33329490His foot into her face while they are alone on that walk, yeah.
>>33329390Eggplants are aubergines as the others have said, but no one here has yet mentioned that zucchinis are courgettes. And while we're at it, arugula is rocket.
Not sure anyone really knows where the "egg" part comes from, but there are eggplant varieties that look more like eggs than the modern one. Certainly more reasonable than "pineapple".
>>33329488Brazilians aren't beating the homosex allegations
>>33329497this this how femcels think?
>>33329497Why do women act like men can't be nice and sweet and horny at the same time? Its not always an act...
>>33329419M
I mostly only like dill pickles, and maybe Asian pickles.
>>33329493That be a horrendous name.
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>>33329498i think it‘s pretty obvious where the egg part comes from
>>33329484Anon? Anona? Idk
My friend of 18 years died this morning.
>>33329451>Why not some lesbian porn with bothLeave my fiancée and I out of this.
>>33329501NTA
Women in general don't like to be seen as rewards for acting in the basic levels in decency?
>>33329498>Not sure anyone really knows where the "egg" part comes from, but there are eggplant varieties that look more like eggsOlder cultivars that were grown as ornamentation instead of food have fruit that looks a lot like a chicken egg.
>>33329497Why is it so difficult for women to understand the concept of doing something for someone so they'll do something for you?
Futhermore, why is it so offensive to them?
>>33329483What's wrong with going for a walk
>>33329401Nah I think they were a happy couple desu
>>33329402Can you give any examples?
>>33329511Damn that sucks. How'd your friend die?
>>33329515>why is it offensive to pretend to truly like you and care about you just to be able to use you as a self cleaning sex toygee, no idea anon
>>33329512Believe it or not some guys like affection and like to show it regardless of sex
>>33329517>Can you give any examples?Waste of time with narcissistic trash like you.
>>33329507Yeah, when you pick the type of eggplant that looks like an egg, it looks like an egg, like I said in my post.
>>33329499I've only ever dated women but desu I always had the curiosity to date a skinny blonde twink.
It's a shame they are basically non-existent here.
>>33329521You got no leg to stand on dude
>>33329533What does rih have to do with oxygen
>>33329490Aw man :(
>>33329516I’m not a dog
Jk
>>33329483I will go for some coffee with you anon :)
>>33329538So what's the problem then
>>33329537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0CGsw6h60k
>>33329524yeah, and I am saying that it‘s called eggplant because this specific variety that‘s round and white was cultivated in 18th century england (from india, where they had a lot of varieties), and so it got it‘s english name from looking like that because english speaking people‘s first exposure to it was this variant
in most other languages it‘s called a variety of aubergine, which comes from sanskrit/persian/arabic
>>33329518He drowned. They think he had a heart attack while driving and drove into a flooded area.
>>33329538>I’m not a dog>JkSo.... you are a dog?...
Women can you stop being so skinny? put some meat on those hips
Anons how do you not ellicit back-handed comments? I get back handed comments all the time in response to a statement that I made.
I feel like I subconsciously lace my statements with scorn and derision and they are responding to this. The thing is this happens literally all the time.
>>33329550stop enabling my binging
>>33329551usually not being an arrogant prick with a superiority complex helps a lot
>>33329553I'll buy you a treadmill if you promise to stop being a fat bitch
>>33329555I already have one, plus a gym membership but thanks
Women, don't listen to
>>33329550he wants to turn you into landwhales!
You have to be fucking retarded as a man to still go on dates with girls who were sucking off Chad yesterday. If she doesn't want to hook-up with you, she doesn't respect you.
>>33329559Ching chong mothafuka
>>33329477I’m not American, I am Asian.
women am i allowed to lust after you?
>>33329483He's either flat broke or extremely jaded or extremely cheap. This is why it's better to let men ask for the date imo
>>33329561There's more to romance and love than sex dude...
>>33329561I don‘t hook up with men because I respect them. I don‘t hook up with men because I respect myself.
>>33329561>You have to be fucking retarded as a man to still go on dates with girls who are part of the 99%
>>33329557Alright then hop to it sweetheart
>>33329554Well how do u not be this then
>>33329488Brazilian women are awesome, especially the ones with cocks
>>33329546NTA but that's terrible, I'm so sorry
>>33329483I would joke back something like "you don't like coffee? :p"
I agree it is a bit cheap to not even go to a coffee shop with you lol, this is coming from a brokie guy who was asked out by their ex, I still treated her a lot
>>33329504aha sure.
>>33329515so relationships are transactional? got it. I knew men thought this way.
>>33329578That's the spirit
>>33329574I don‘t know you, but guessing into the dark, stop assuming you know better and everyone else is a bit slow and stupid
>>33329573give me 1 good reason why not
>>33329586natural selection has decided that you are not fit for breeding, so your desire to breed has become diseased and thus disgusting
>>33329584urusai, okamayaro
>>33329568Why would you romance and love whores?
>>33329570Yes? Have some self-respect. Unless you know 100% that she's a virgin or only has had 1-2 long-term bfs, don't humiliate yourself with dates.
>>33329576No, they are fucking ugly and have horrendous bodies.
You gringos are only shown the top 5% of brazilian women.
>>33329539Thanks
>>33329542I don’t think he’s looking for something serious
I guess I’ll find out on our walk
>>33329548I think it’s crazy to downgrade from coffee to a walk
>>33329566He did ask but I was busy so I asked instead
>>33329588thats not true, you made that up
Women, how soon into our relationship would I be able to cum in you?
>>33329593This is not true kek
If you lived in Europe, you'd appreciate Brazilian women more.
>>33329580Dear anonette, MOTHER'S LOVE is transactional - why wouldn't a sexual relationship be?
>>33329591>Unless you know 100% that she's a virgin or only has had 1-2 long-term bfs, don't humiliate yourself with datesThat's a sure way to die alone, anon.
>>33329585Ok well how do I get out of this mindset?
>>33329477>American foids are hated everywhere, you're trash.Cope, Hans
>>33329591>Why would you romance and love whores?Because they're people and often kind and caring and deserve love same as anyone else?
Idk dude some of the girls that were nicest to me were whores
>>33329596ok, then where is your wife and children?
if you got filtered by natural selection then your mating instinct has turned from something desirable and important for the continuation of the species to a threat to it and something to keep from being consumed or expressed
>>33329594>I think it’s crazy to downgrade from coffee to a walkIt is, especially since you were the one that recommended it, but thats not what I asked. Are you are are you not a dog?
>>33329511My condolences anon. Keep their memory with you.
>>33329284Idk I've never had pussy to eat
The demon in my left ear keeps saying "Low battery". What does this mean?
>>33329606That show was so underrated man
Men, what BMI do you prefer for a gf to be?
Women, what BMI do you prefer for a bf to be?
If you don’t have a BMI preference, what body shape?
>>33329603humble yourself
for starters, surround yourself with people that know better than you and more than you and observe how some of them can know more and better without being condescending or have a chip on their shoulder over it and just patiently and genuinely want to pass on their knowledge and help others understand too, because they have not forgotten that they know nothing
>>33329593I'm not white. I'm Mexican and I love the jawlines of South American women. I don't even care that they speak Portuguese.
>>33329607lol shut up, schizo-chan
>>33329594When are you having it
>>33329616Fr
I was just watching it with my housemate, is it bad that I relate to the sexually repressed cleaning-obsessed wife lmao
>>33329617I prefer B MI gf
>>33329617My gf must be 15 bmi. It looks normal skinny on the low end.
>>33329620don‘t ask if you can‘t handle the answer
>>33329602>That's a sure way to die alone, anon.You'll end up alone anyway if you marry a slut and she divorces you after cheating on you a few years later.
>>33329606If they slept around, they don't want love. Actions matter.
>>33329591Most people aren't lethargic, broke, bitter, assexual blobs like you anon
>>33329622No. I think the whole show is a parody of our repressed feelings. Season 3 is a banger but only if you follow 1 and 2
>>33329617>Women, what BMI do you prefer for a bf to be?12 - 18%
>>33329577>>33329613Thank you. They've been one of the few constants in my life since I was 10.
>>33329601>I'd appreciate brazilian women if I was surrounded by thisNah
>>33329631I mean it's not a good thing that you share some of those feelings but what I mean to say is that it's okay
>>33329628I'm not asexual, I'm telling anons to stop taking sluts on dates and to just use them for sex.
When your sewing and then you poke the fuck out of your finger with the needle.
State Gender
Agree or disagree
>>33329634European women with an ass like that are like 1 in 10,000
>>33329632>% I think you're confusing your measures
>>3332963212-18% of what?
>>33329746f, it‘s not that big of a deal
>>33329749>>33329751Sorry, body fat percentage. I don't like BMI.
>>33329745>use them for sexDoesn't that just make you a slut too
>>33329594Personally I wouldn't go, he'll probably be the type who will want you to go over to his house to watch a movie as a date
>>33329756>I don't like BMI.NTA then why did you reply?
>>33329602>MOTHER'S LOVE is transactionalThis explains so much about the average guy ITT, thanks
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>>33329626answer this, chuckle nuts
>>33329634>posts a fake ass bogged IG bimbo when he has fit tanned brown natural Latinx bodies in BrazilYou have no idea how lucky you are to be in Brazil.
How long has this NTA been a thing and why? I know it’s from Reddit.
>>33329764someone that tells you the truth instead of sugar coating it to protect you
>>33329591Sluts are precious.
Hi, have you all been behaving while I was away?
what are the odds that a femanon ITT has the genetics to do this tongue thing?
>>33329605Kek even posting that image debunks it
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>>33329770are you retarded?
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>>33329617I dont know what the BMI numbers mean
for me the ideal on a girl is when there's a hint of abs visible
>>33329770It has nothing to do with Reddit because the fundamental difference between these two sites is that 4chan is anonymous, without a username. NTA here means “not that anon” because people have no idea who they are really replying to
>>33329612I’m a rat
>>33329621Friday
>>33329758I really dont want to hook up with him but I think that’s all he wants from me
>>33329778What tongue thing?
>>33329781Answer the motherfucking question and don’t waste my damn time, retarded, filthy nigger.
>>333297702-3 years. No idea who brought it here. I hate it too.
>>33329778why is the framerate so gay?
>>33329627>If they slept around, they don't want loveWhy do you think this?
>>33329631Yeah I want to watch the whole thing through at some point kek. Especially as someone who grew up in a strict Catholic school with abusive teachers and mom it hits very close to home xP
>>33329782>the truth hurts my feefeesnoted, next time I will simply lie to you and keep you in a state of blissful ignorance
or
I will simply not answer since I don‘t like to lie
>>33329770Oil up lil newnigga
>>33329770This is the type of low IQ poltard we have to put up with here every day...
>>33329786Well not shit I know what it means, cunt. It never used to be thing when I was on here back in 2012.
>>33329789>retarded, filthy niggerHello tourist-sa
>>33329787Perhaps. If you don't like it you can leave at any time remember that.
>>33329788this thing where you can extend the tongue way past what should normally be possible
>>33329791dunno, I didnt make the webm
>>33329795I’m sure you will learn how to suck it up, whiny nigger. Get shot up in the hood.
>>33329768>fitMost brazilian women are overweight - and most of the time due to alcohol
>>33329787>I’m a ratNo way, me too
>>33329799Words change, nigga. Finna crashout over ts how u pmo wyba ong
>>33329617Female, balanced, proportional and athletic. I don't mind a little bit of a stomach, it can actually be kind of hot
>>33329759>NTA then why did you reply?Because that's typically what people mean when they ask. You can have a bmi of 22 and have significantly more body fat than someone with a bmi of 35.
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>>33329793jesse, what the fuck are you talking about
do men really jerk off to breastfeeding and tampon insertion tutorial vids?
>>33329778Everything about this terrifies me
And turns me on also
>>33329816No I don't lol, but a woman taking care of/being good with kids is very hot
>>33329778>>33329803I would really like to put my penis in there
>>33329816Ugh... I have to the first one, I mean a lot of them are made specifically for guys to jerk off too.
>>33329745According to you any woman is a slut, because you think sex is inherently disgusting
>>33329826>I mean a lot of them are made specifically for guys to jerk off too.no they fucking arent
>>33329803So... why are you just not calling it what it is,.having a long tongue?
>>33329803the smiling titan
>>33329803Webm is insane dude. She went from drop dead gorgeous to V E N O M in 2 seconds and she is real for that desu
>>33329828Go watch them and tell me they aren't.
>>33329813>Because that's typically what people mean when they askNo.
Wheb people ask for BMI, they mean BMI.
>>33329802I know. I wish I didn’t already know it’s going to go no where though.
>>33329803She has too many teeth. I think that means she is a demon
>>33329803this girl is like a house of hellish harlots character
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>>33329816Not me.
That's way too tame.
>>33329816I jerk off to women sticking massive dragon dildos in there vaginas and cry over never being able to satisfy a woman like that
>>33329792I think I watched the whole thing on YouTube for free but the quality wasn't that great. But it's free. I hope things are going better for you now though
Why does my spit taste rancid and how do I fix it
>>33329618>surround yourself with people that know better than youNobody will hang out with me because of this. I get systematically excluded every single time.
>>33329829because its an actual condition, its not the lenght of the tongue, its the extension of it. That guy from KISS has it too
>>33329816No. Personally I jerk off to the educational naked yoga videos on youtube.
>>33329823Learn what an incel is before throwing the word around.
>>33329816I used to have long tit-sucking sessions with my ex.
Her tits weren't even that big but I still felt like I was in heaven.
I'm actually surprised 1 hour of tit sucking 3 times a week for 8 months didn't induce lactation.
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>>33329846brush teeth? mouthwash?
>>33329805The ones I met online had great bodies. So I don't know what you're on about.
>>33329844basedbasedbasedbased
>>33329852Only 3 times a week?
Those are rookie numbers
>>33329803>>33329848Need me a girl that can do this and cross her eyes too.
Women, would you do that for your hypothetical moid?
>>33329778F
wtf I have that I just thought my tongue was long
>>33329848KSON SEXO aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>33329856Dude, I'm brazilian and you're trying to tell me what brazilian women look like???
>>33329841She is beautiful.
>>33329799It literally does not make sense to use it on reddit, indicating people there picked it up elsewhere. Browsing 4plebs for the abbreviation is a pain because apparently the Swedish language is full of "nta" as a collection of letters, but I can find an instance of someone using the term in 2014 without needing to elaborate, and found someone using the phrase "not that anon" as early as 2010.
tldr quit larping for oldfriend cred, it's cringe.
My hatred has transmuted into sexual desire
>>33329844that one crazy bitch who can shove a +1 ft horse penis that also punps out fake cum is insane
>>33329862That is so hot, can we kiss?
>>33329867>see a paragraphBye
>inb4 you have no reading comp; you can’t read at all
>>33329845Yeah my housemate was watching on channel 4 app, but then the seasons ended so she just binge watched the rest on a YT compilation or something, the quality wasn't terrible
>hope things are going better for you now thoughThanks dude <3 eh not really I'm still fucking depressed lol. Debating whether to go downstairs and play on the xbox or just try go to sleep
>>33329838Even if it does you'll get more chances. And don't beat yourself up over it, it's not your fault if it doesn't work out.
>>33329859I wish it was everyday but we lived somewhat far away.
>>33329865I agree. I’ve “recovered” but want to go back…
>>33329873>Debating whether to go downstairs and play on the xbox or just try go to sleepIf it's late I would sleep desu unless you work graveyard. Sleep always makes me feel better
>>33329863KSON is only sexo when in makeup
she's chopped without it
>>33329879You can always return to warmth.
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>>33329879Revert back to your true self :)
>>33329881NTA but I fucking hate these. Genuinely considering having my tonsils removed to help with it.
>>33329885Kson is an inherently good slut, which makes her inherently fuckable 24/7.
>meet a woman
>seems chill
>keep talking to her
>she’s insanely mentally ill and terrifying
it’s so over.
>>33329887left looks infinitely hotter and healthier. please don't do right.
>>33329828>>33329816No, some of them literally are. As in some sfw sites like YouTube have people make really suggestive videos as "breastfeeding videos" to bypass filters and maintain plausible deniability.
The meta has changed now, though. Now all the disguised sfw porn is in the form of "Try On Hauls" and "Cleaning Videos". It's really fucking blatant too.
>>33329879What were your causes?
>>33329885>she's chopped without iti disagree. Kson sexo with or without makeup
>>33329885I would like to see some proof that she is chopped pleaes
>>33329886I’ve never seen this before. I don’t know how people fast. I’ve never fasted, just walked 30k steps a day while playing games and eating 1.2k calories.
women why dont you have a penis in your mouth rn?
>>33329886So this is why people say Sanrio women are insane
>>33329884>workI'm unemployed right now lol I have nothing to live for
Just gone downstairs gonna do some G A Y M I N G then sleep a few hours x
Thanks for chatting man hope you're well too
>>33329886Nuke your teeth in one easy step
>>33329913I do. Whats your excuse?
>>33329886>sub 500 calories and ALSO exercisingHow does this not just fucking kill you? With exercise you can put yourself firmly in negative caloric intake on most days
>>33329915Don't need them to suck daddy's dick, don't they?
>>33329887Agreed left looks 100000x healthier and hotter. She could stand to put on a good bit more weight even.
>>33329881I haven’t seen any?? How do I get rid of them??
>Sega/sonic team still hasn't brought back the Chao garden
This is women's fault isnt it?
>>33329898People body shamed me, and even through I was never actually fat, body dysmorphia made me see myself that way, and I wanted something to control.
>>33329894>she’s insanely mentally ill and terrifyingThis is the part where I say "we could be a power couple"
>>33329918>How does this not just fucking kill you?It does.
>>33329896>>33329920do u guys realize who ur talking to… shes just going to post more 10 bmi skeleton images
>>33329925The fuck are you on about, I've been wanting a return for years myself.
>>33329926How is it going now?
Do you still fall back into bad patterns under stress? Taken any permanent damage?
>>33329932It’s not her, dipshit. I posted that to make that other person relapse.
>>33329924I just dislodge them with my finger but if you don't see them you probably don't have them. What have you been eating. Have you been brushing your teeth and shit.
>>33329918NTA but I used to have periods of eating 500 cal/day while doing hours of intense physical training a day. If you use your calories wisely and are used to training and pushing yourself that way, it's not that difficult
>>33329894Manageable if you are a strong enough fucker.
It's how you tame a BPDemon.
My dick is literally their best medication. It keeps them calm and sane, getting dicked down regularly every day.
>>33329937>I posted that to make that other person relapseWhy's this thread so fucking based today?
>>33329934why do you prevent them from doing it then? Does woke propaganda mean so much to you??
>>33329937whatever same thing idc
>>33329936I don’t count cals and do exercise by walking still but I maintain whatever weight now. I don’t have a scale anymore but still look underweight in my opinion luckily, so I’ve never actually got better.
What does it mean if I prefer to sit in my room jerking off to creep cam vids over replying to my gfs messages
>>33329329Good. Turn tv off. Go outside.
>>33329947Sounds like you don't like her vro
>>33329945Do you feel healthy and attractive?
I mean, if that's even important to you.
>>33329944No it’s not dumbass.
>>33329906>women why dont you have a penis in your mouth rn?Because I'm sucking on a homemade protein fudge bar
>>33329955Same difference.
>>33329943>Implying I want woke propagandaFuck off with your "all women are SJWs" bullshit.
>>33329953No, I’m tired all the time and but feel like I look good
>>33329874I think this is going to be my last try I’m very tired
Women, would you want a gay bf?
>>33329959Why even bother trying one more time? Why not just give up now? You're clearly tired, it's clearly not working, why not just give up?
>>33329963No what’s point
>>33329967He loves you but he has sex with men?
>>33329958Have you ever gotten checked if you have any vitamin etc. deficits or maybe even CFS? Women who were malnourished for a longer period of time are more likely to suffer from it.
>>33329963>>>33329967No, what’s the point
>>33329963im not a cuck or a fujo
>>33329967>>33329972bit homophobic innit?
>>33329959Don't be like that you're just a bit gloomy. Take a break and clear your head, it'll be worth it in the end. I believe in you femanon.
>>33329838And yet you will give it a try to have another chance to hurt somebody you claim to "love".
You don't know what love is, you own love yourself.
>>33329957oh my god femanon, you can't be this oblivious. I'm obviously teasing you. This is baby level trolling
>>33329970That doesn’t make any fucking sense
>>33329925Lol I got a Hero and Dark chao to in SA2 the other day when getting all emblems on Xbox (and did also in SA1)
There are actually a lot of women in the online chao garden communities/forums like Chao Island and r/chaogarden
The chao concept began with the A-Life system in NiGHTS into Dreams, Yuji Naka's pet project (that's why the chao garden programmers are credited as A-Life system programmers in SA1 credits)
The concept was then further developed in the Sonic Adventure games to push the use of the Dreamcast's portable and connectable VMU unit, also in tandem with the Sonic Advance games (1 and 2 specifically - I also had several Lv99 chao in these of the rarest eggs) and the GamePak connector for the GameCube (which SA1 and 2 were re-released on).
It would not make sense for Sega to put that many developmental resources into a niche part of the game in terms of modern Sonic games on modern consoles, especially as Naka went to prison and most of the old Sonic Team programmers have moved on. Better for them to create a mobile app or website or something that one can connect to their phojed and raise / breed / race / karate chao that way. The market is simply too niche for them to bother working on it, modern Sonic kiddies don't care about that, but it is a shame.
>>33329939>If you use your calories wiselyWdym by this?
>>33329971I’ve never heard of cfs but those symptoms check out so I’ll get tested.
>>33329965You’re right
I’m just doing this to be polite
>>33329975Nah this has been years in the making
>>33329976I don’t want to hurt him. Should I just cancel?
THERES A REAL COOL CLUB ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN
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>>33329925Also, I was playing chao garden and got all the emblems the same day that I met my ex and she broke up with me. Feels bad man. I never want to look at a chao again, I will just start crying. I'm crying right now actually
>>33329963No, I want a bi bf that will have crazy threesomes with me.
>>33329986Don't take the mean replies seriously. You very obviously want a boyfriend, you should work towards that goal. You can do it.
>>33329925Anons would you make your chao evil?
>>33329918>>33329939Your body will literally eat your muscles.
>>33329986>I don’t want to hurt him. Should I just cancel?Commit to it instead of being this wishy washy is what I'm saying.
>>33329984I donmt know how well it can be treated but anorexic + CFS is something I have encountered in the past, unfortunately.
Stay strong, pupper. :)
>>33329991What if he doesn't want threesomes but would let you watch?
>>33330003That doesn't seem fair.
>she's now sending me DMs indians sent to her
Its funny as fuck, but that probably means she's sending mine to others too right?
>>33330008It would be cheating for you to enjoy a cock that's not his
>>33329999Thank you anyway! You’re very insightful!
>>33330014What about other women?
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>>33329990That’s rough Anon
Women whats the male equivalent to to leaving lipstick marks?
>>33330016You can have those types of threesomes with a straight bf
>>33330020Handprints on my throat and ass
>>33330020I don’t know. Further experimentation needed.
>>33330023I dont wanna do that :(
Ass is fine, but throat sounds dangerous
>>33330022In your words, they wouldn't even be threesomes. Just me getting cucked. That's dumb.
>>33330028pussy ass nigga
>>33330028It's all about starting slow and comfortably ramping it up.
>>33330023Can I use my belt on your throat too?
>>33329982That was a bad choice of words on my part, I didn't mean to imply that eating that low of a caloric intact could be healthy. But what I meant was focusing on protein mostly, and boosting that with very small amounts of fat and carbs. Over time I was exhausted all the time and started getting injuries, but I could push myself through and do what I needed to do physically without much problem
Lol this guy thinks I’m ugly
>>33330023Dawg, long-term handprints on your throat are dangerous
Why not go with a hickey, or do you need the risk of death to get off?
>>33330041Is it the guy that asked you to go on a walk
>>33330038What kind of belt is it?
>>33329963I don't need one, I've already got a bf and gay friends at home
>>33330051How do you know. Did he say that.
>>33330054I've only done THC gummies so far, and I like those.
>>33330054Methylphenidate
>>33330047It's a leather one that I've been wearing for a few years now. Brown on the inside, black on the outside.
That way you'd think of how it was wrapped around your cute throat even when I'm just wearing it outside. <3
State gender and favorite article of clothing. Least favorite?
>>33330054Coffee. Sorry, but it's true.
>>33330062M
What, like my own? I have a black jacket and green boots I like but I don't own any clothes I don't.
>>33330062F
Does jewelry count? If so, jewelry is my favorite. If not, gotta be shoes.
Least favorite is underwear.
>>33330062Most is probably a comfy wool sweater. Least is a cow print bikini.
>>33330074Wow what an asshole. Bullet dodged.
Women would you be willing to tell me your hand dimensions?
>>33330072You mean like just in general? Interesting.
>>33330020Idk. I bruise myself in my sleep so it can't be that.
>>33330062M
Best: PJ boxers.
Worst: Winter caps.
women is princess treatment an ick?
Why did i just get a boner while doing stretches?
>>33330054my boyfriend’s dick
>>33330089Don't you mean "them"?
>>33330078I actually broke a ruler out for this. 7 x 4 inches.
>>33330062M
>favoriteJackets and mittens
>leastI have this nice dark green button down shirt I got for free but it's way too big for me.
>>33330094Nta
>My hand is the size of woman'sIt's so damn over
>>33330095nta get it tailored.
>>33330097It's just beginning. Accept your fate sister.
>>33330097*points and laughs*
>>33330099Good idea, thanks.
>>33330090Increased blood flow, dummy
>>33330104I'd rather kill myself honestly
>>33328823 (OP)I showed my dick to a woman and ahe said it was "normal size". How over is it?
>>33330086I like princess treatment. But I'm a big princess.
>>33330094Your hands seem large for a woman.
>>33330086Yes, for me a pretty big one
>>33330109And you will be reborn!
>>33330094Does this include long acrylics?
>>33330110She didn't laugh at it. You should be fine.
Went on a date yesterday with this guy who casually dropped he drives an Aston Martin, but when he showed up in the Aston Martin he got out an he was wearing all Amiri. Like distressed jeans, logo polo, head to toe. So that makes me lowkey skeptical the Aston Martin is a rental and he’s weirdly lying about it? Because like not that I care what he drives or what brand of clothes he wears idc about that stuff but it doesn’t seem like the guy who drives an Aston Martin dresses like a hypebeast right? Am I crazy or is something just not adding up here?
>>33330112Yes, I'm also tall and sensitive about it. You asshole. :)
>>33330124it just means you have some big ol grippers
talking to two guys right now. Not sure if I should pick the one with a longer dick or a wider one. Trying to hook up tonight.
>>33330062M. That I own? Probably a merino hoodie. I have a few of them.
Least favourite is probably some old t-shirt or something that I never wear any more.
>>33330129As a man, is it easy to find a hook up with a girl?
>>33330123>it doesn't seem like a guy who [conspicuous consumption] would also [conspicuous consumption]
>>333300786.5 x 3 almost exactly I think
I need a boyfriend who drives an SUV
>>33330124Long fingers or actually BIG/manly hands?
>>33330123He drives an Aston Martin because he saw it in a James Bond movie and thought it would make him cool. Makes total sense.
Women, would you havae sex with another woman for money?
>>33330097My hands are smaller lmfao. Don't feel too bad.
>>33330126No he is white
>>33330135Idk much about cars this is just my guess. Because it’s super weird if he lied and rented a car to keep up the lie but how would I possibly know
>>33330141Guys who think James Bond is cool also think Amiri is cool?
>>33330062M
Sweatpants
Jeans
>>33330132if shes horny it can be easy. I’m horny whichs why Im tryna decide who to hookup with tonight
>>333300787 inches from bottom of my palm to tip of my middle finger
3 inches for the widest part of my palm when I spread my hand open
>>33330062F
Skirts
Skinny jeans
>>33330120It was over text, though. I can't say gor sure
>>33330138Big ol' manhands...
>>33330147He sounds Arab on the inside.
>>33329841Please go back up to 20.
should i let my bf get me pregnant? he told me he is ready to be a father
or should i make him get me a ring first?
>>33330107Nta but an even better idea is to learn how to tailor it yourself
>>33330147The fratboy posers do.
>>33330158Get married. I'm not a trad type, but it's just better to have kids when you're married due to legal benefits.
>>33330155Damn.
Still, feel like posting them on soctoga?
>>33330142>Women, would you havae sex with another woman for money?I do it almost every night for free
>>33330156Maybe he is idk
>>33330161Men are weird
>>33329617My ex hovered around 18.9 and I thought that was pretty great. There's flexibility though, up to 21 is probably fine.
I prefer petite women.
>>33330094Fuck. How tall are you.
State gender and biggest ruse you kept up while dating.
>>33330146Lol all the other chicks here and outside mog me too. I think it's safe to say it's never been more over.
>>33330165What about a woman who isn't your fiancee?
>>33330123Ashton Martin falls in a weird spot where someone with the money to rent one ideally would be smart enough to realize that luxury cars are fucking stupid and a Honda Odyssey is a better car than literally everything James Bond ever drove.
>>33330164Absolutely not. :I
>>33329617I NEED TO ESCAPE BMI 16 I NEED TO BECOME FATTER
>>33330148That just makes it hot
>>33329746M
It kinda hurts but it's not that bad.
>>33329816I don't, ew.
>>33330171That I am 6’ and not 5’11”
>>333301705'11, as previously stated.
>>33330174>What about a woman who isn't your fiancee?Sure, why not?
.
>>33330177>Pretty gayThank you, they're real
>>33330178How are you BMI 16 as a man?!
>>33330171I wore falsies whenever I saw him.
Are there any bisexual anons here
>>33330171F
That I didn’t use 4chan
Can you get sick if you accidentally ingest a fruit fly?
>>33329993I would make my chao evil by petting it and playing with it with Shadow.
>>33330199Did he find out
>>33330171I would get up every morning before him and sneak to the bathroom to wash my face, brush my hair, brush my teeth, put on mascara, and lotion up so I also smelled really good. Then I would lay there until he woke up and “wake up” at the same time as him so he thought I woke up as the perfect woman
>>33330171F that I didn't have a car. I did, it was just really shitty.
>>33330208Is it ok if it's kind of a shitbox
>>33330204I think he went through my computer so probably
>>33330171that i wanted her to be my gf
>>33330209He couldn't tell that you were wearing mascara? :)
>>33330210Of all the things I'd consider about a woman I'm dating, "does she drive a good car" is one of the last.
>>33330062M
To wear or on the opposite gender? I'm gonna lump them together unless you specify, and I'm assuming jewelry is not clothing.
>favorite: swishy skirts>least favorite: wifebeaters. Or keffiyeh
>>33330218Uh... what kind of relationship was this?
>>33330220Are u M or F.
Also how did u come to the realization that u were bi
>>33330123Idk but you shouldn't date that kinda guy, he doesn't have his head on straight regardless
>>33330222Thanks, I appreciate that one. I'm sensitive about my economic position.
>>33330218How'd he feel about it do you know. Did you notice any change in him
>>33330230F
I realized it when I couldn't stop noticing how pretty girls are.
>>33330171That I liked him
>>33330221Men can never tell if you’re wearing mascara if you don’t wear other makeup
>>33330222
>>33330225>keffiyehI have never seen anyone wear one of these lmfao
>>33330224Are you like 1% attracted to men?
>>33330201If your immune system is that fragile you'd be dead by now
boys
would you be ok with after having been with your gf for a few years you still have to wear condoms everytime? You’ve never been in her without one?
>>33330236At what age was this
>>33330229Oh perfect. I'll pick you up and take you on dates and maybe we can even bang in the back. Would you like that?
>>33330236Why not just be a lesbian then?
>>33330247Yes? What does length of time have to do with it?
>>33330247Can't go raw once? Promise I'll pull out.
>>33330251nta but dick. Bisexuals want to have their cake and eat it too.
>>33330252I’ve had boyfriends get mad that they didn’t get to fuck me raw after some time
>>33330244I wouldn't even say it's a disinterest in men, I just really like women. It's like your favorite food vs your fourth favorite food. Nothing wrong with the fourth one, but it just doesn't have the same hold on you that your favorite does.
>>33330251Because men are handsome. Also penis.
>>33330247I think I might get snipped, love it raw
>>33330257Sounds kinda petty, desu. I mean, it's not ideal but not worth getting worked up about.
>>33330232Piss off, bloody wanker.
>>33330250I don’t have sex
>>33330262You’ll get blue balls forever if you get snipped
>>33330196M a little but never acted on it and probably never will
>>33330261>Also penis.I'm a bisexual man and I love penis too.
Although I feel as tho women are more attractive at the onset. I find it demoralizing that men do not adhere to any kind of fashion standards or society expects men to conform.
>>33330228I let him use the computer but I wasn’t careful and left open the tabs but idk what he saw
>>33330235No clue
>>33330264They said it wasn’t fair that we didnt have real sex
People in the UK, redpill me on Moomins.
>>33330094>>33330136>>33330152>Width of women's hands are =< 4We are so back!!
>>33330255the biphobia is too rampant
>>33330267Even when you're with me?
>>33330260You just only talk about doing stuff with girls so idk why even bothering labeling yourself as bi
>>33330275M Lol, how childish.
>>33330277It’s Finnish, not British
>>33330278It's one of the oldest porn tricks in the book. C'mon, you should know better.
>>33330278I think the 4 inch one is including her thumb in the measurement
>>33330272Pretty sure fags dress to get fucked by men anon
>>33330283I've done stuff with guys. People just never ask about it.
>>33330285Alright. But still far more popular in the UK than America I'd wager.
>>33330277I read this as pedophiles in the UK and was like what the fuck, what happened to the moomins
>>33330261But you have to deal with men though
>>33330296Yeah, I'm pretty sure she included her thumb in the width measurement. 4 inches would be extremely wide and disproportionate
>>33330184Oh it’s the jewess.
femanons, you ovulating yet?
>>33330302No, I did palm width! Yes, I know it's extremely wide and disproportionate. Asshole. :)
>>33330304She's 5'9" or 5'10" not 11
>>33330277NAN, but see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moomins#List_of_books
>>33330212Yeah charmander would be homophobic, wouldn’t he. Probably calls squirtle a faggot all the time.
>>33330247Yeah, I’ll respect her wishes but she will quickly realize that my penis does not appreciate the feel of a condom
>>33330306Oh wow that's crazy, mine is 4 with the thumb about 3.25 without. I'm the guy with the small hands but I'm also 7 inches shorter than you fwiw.
>>33330312>mfw Squirtle is my favorite Pokemon
>>33330294Stop jerking off, you lil tsundere footfag.
>>33330308How the fuck did you figure that out
>>33330309>nanLol
>>33330295>pedophiles in the UKSo the UK government is organized into a parliament where the people elect "MPs" or "Mincing Pedophiles" who are led by the "Prime Molester" or "PM." These people gather to debate various ways to make the United Kingdom worse, because they believe in the Golden Path whereby they need to make the UK as awful as possible to encourage their people to go out and conquer the rest of the world, this was very successful for many years, but in the last 50 or so has mostly resulted in people laying around on benefits and also the movie Trainspotting.
>>33330315>3.25I don't think americans can into decimal numbers.
>>33330319She said it herself
>>33330062M
coats like the other guy
any kind of shorts
>>33330316Bulbasaur supremacy. Eat shit homo. Your attacks just make me stronger.
>>33330272>I find it demoralizing that men do not adhere to any kind of fashion standards or society expects men to conform.Considering you have this opinion and also want to fuck men means you are why most men don't want to dress up
>>33330305That was last week
>>33330321What's so confusing about a quarter of an inch. Are euros retarded.
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Anons how do I carry a giantess fetish without shame? I would feel emasculated if someone knew I was into big, large women.
>>33330321Eat shit eurotrash
>>33330324HEY! Can we at least agree that Charmander is for normie sheep?
>>33330328Kinda like an earlobe I guess?
>>33330327Does that mean we're in man-hating week? aw man
>>33330334Who else started rubbing their earlobe
Femanon that treats us as her ant farm. How r u? Is the ant farm entertaining?
>>33330280It's unfair that women can date women
>>33330330>implying you don't *want* to feel emasculated
>>33330333This is already implied. Charizard is THE npc pokemon. They sell his card for a couple hundred or a couple thousand
>>33330280Bi men should die
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>>33330342I legitimately don't. But the thought of a giant women walking in a city and knocking down buildings is insanely hot.
>>33330330>normal sized woman in a dog carrierDoes that mean the giantess is committing bestiality if she fucks that guy?
>>33330348What the hell is wrong with dudes on this site
>>33330350Yes, next question.
>>33330339Busy rn. My grandmother might need some additional care and I'm going to help.
>>33330240I think I've only seen one person wearing one, but I've heard they're associated with certain groups of mentally challenged leftists.
>>33330348You're kind of weird.
>>33330353That's a little bit disappointing. Not ever?
I guess we can drive to an idyllic location and have a picnic in the trunk while looking out at the scenery. Would that be nice?
>>33330358In my mind soldiers would wear them or some shit lol
>>33330330never understood the GIANTess fetish. you cant really get intimate with someone that big. 7-8 foot max imo.
>>33330360NTA but we are on 4Chan I think the default is we are weird.
>>33330352You know the giantess character from Monsters vs Aliens? that awoke something inside of me bro.
>>33330370You can get extremely intimate with someone that big.
>>33330376I was 10 okay :|
>>33330373no not really. your whole body being used as a dildo is not intimate
>>33330261How do you like penis and pussy?
>>33330377I wonder if the guys who wrote it had something going on too
Should I hit my dog with an RKO outta nowhere, /atoga/?
What are some useful things a total beginner can make with crochet?
>>33330382How do you not?
>>33330385Suplex that nigga show him who's the alpha of the house
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>>33330387Because one is really gross
>>33330384I didn't think of that actually loool
>>33330382I just do. Why do you think futanari is a thing?
>>33330386Scarf, blanket. Maybe socks or mittens. My first crocheting project was a scarf, my first knitting project was a squirrel.
>>33330360Are u a man or woman saying that. I feel like you are a woman.
>>33330395I think they're both delicious
>>33330385I used to hit my dog with the Stone Cold Stunner
>>33330396I have enough scarves.
>>33330394I... don't have one of those.
>>33330385People who abuse animals deserve to die slow painful deaths.
>>33330407>I... don't have one of thoseThen the answer is clear, I hope I don't have to spell it out for you
>>33330403>my first knitting project was a squirrel.That sound difficult.
What's the difference between crocheting and knitting. I never actually bothered to learn the difference.
>>33330402Because degenerate men are gross and should be put down
>>33330408So I guess u won't say?
Women, would you have a gay (straight) best friend?
>>33330412Should it also have a ball warmer? Actually never mind, I'm not at that skill level yet.
>>33330413It was actually not that hard, just circular. The sewing together of the pieces was a little funky though, mine only looks good from certain angles. Pattern is "Knit One, Squirrel Two" if you want to take a look. (Which is a fantastic name for a pattern for a knitted squirrel.)
https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/knit-one-squirrel-two
>>33330414>crochetgay animals
>knittingactual useful clothing
>>33330421Do you have a special man in your life who's knob is always cold? If not make a pussy sock.
>>33329770>>33329790>NTA is from redditWhat does the "A" stand for when none of them are anonymous?
>>33330414Crocheting uses a single crochet hook, knitting uses two knitting needles. Different tools, so different methods and different results.
>>33330423imagine holding her hand unffff
>>33330410I just went and hit him with the RKO and all he did was smile and starting jumping on me and running around from being hyped up. Doesn't seem like abuse to me.
>>33330414Different techniques using different tools, for chaining yarn into loops into fabric. I'm not sure, I'm just looking into it now myself.
>>33330427Not that asshat
>>33330424i love gay animals...
>>33329748>European women with an ass like that are like 1 in 10,000It's more like 1/50 among Slavic girls.
women is it true that your orgasms feel better with something inside? I heard it feels better when there's something for you to squeeze
Women, what would you think of a man that builds model kits? Rarely those sexy anime women ones.
>>33330196No but I like your bisexual duck
>>33329634this fake ass dutch bitch gets shit in her mouth from arab shiekhs
Femanons, what part of your cycle are you on?
>>33330441stop hornyposting
>>33330422Please post your squirrel.
>>33330424As anon above showed you can knit happy animals. And I'm sure you can crochet useful clothing.
>>33330370Because it's like, idk. Just something about it. I can't explain it, just the idea of a woman roaming the streets, like knocking down buildings and stuff turns me on.
>>33330441I wouldn't say better necessarily, just different
State gender and favorite horror movie.
>>33330446Yeah. You get the idea
>>33330442Really cool. Shows more skill and patience than just buying an action figure. And there's nothing really wrong with the sexy anime women ones desu.
>>33330453What about tile patterns
>>33330442NAG but i still have a b17 somewhere i never finished
>>33330455F
The original Halloween. I watch it every Halloween, though the 2018 was really good too.
>>33330464What about them.
>>33330459Sorry anon. I'll stop posting now. I admit that this is a really weird thing, but I can't help myself.
>>33330455M, I don't like horror movies.
>>33330455F Bride of Frankenstein
>>33330472I have a large amount of stock in Nvidia, so I am partially your daddy.
it's been 3 months, I don't think she will text me again :(
>>33330478Why? They're basically action movies but ironically more realistic
>>33330452I'd take a better picture but it's at my mom's house right now I think.
Also TIL there's a max file size on this site.
>>33330455M
Dawn of the Dead both the original and the remake
Women, Star Trek or Star Wars?
>>33330455M
John Carpenter’s Halloween
>>33330492Star Wars
Star Trek is cringe
>>33330455M
I don't really watch movies and I haven't watched this one, but
>Let The Right One InOr the American remake
>Let Me Inwhich I also haven't watched. But those are the ones I would actually watch which is more than you can say for most movies.
>>33330492Star Trek just because I don't know much about Wars.
>>33330492Where the stargate women at
>>33330486Cool, you even did the fluffy tail. Looks like you missed a few stitches or something, but that's ok, it was your first project. I will not do as well as you did.
>>33330500Wasn't part of the question. I'd pick Farscape over that one though.
>>33330455Female, I always give the same answer so instead I'll just say I was disappointed by 28 Years Later
>>33330501I think it's just a little overstuffed and that's stretching out the joins a little! But yeah mistakes were made. The positioning of the limbs is a little awkward if nothing else, but I usually take a picture that minimizes that part.
>>33330507nta looks like a Pokemon or something that's supposed to have spots desu.
>>33330376Reese Witherspoon is hot though
Why would her playing a giantess suddenly not be hot
>>33330455M, Coraline
>>33330348Based sizebooru enjoyer
>>33330277Isn't Moomin Sandinavian? Definitely not a UK icon lol
>>33330247Sure, I don't think that'd be an issue
>>33330472I like their stock. But I'm personally going to get the flagship AMD card for my new rig.
>>33330486Oh my god he's so cute!!! I love him <3 <3 amazing work anon (': this is amazing
>>33330090Bc you're a manwhore uwu
>>33330062M
Fingerless gloves, jeans or converse
Shirt
>>33330232Weeners??
How r u
>>33330521They don't bother me in the slightest
>>33330041What the hell lol?? I'm sorry anon, please drop this loser
>>33330171That I was a lovable person who could function in the world
Evidently not
>>33330372>>33330348Are you one of those guys who's into women stepping on bugs?
My mouth tastes so badly is this acid reflux?
>>33330525Nta, not bugs but the idea of a giant woman just casually killing hundreds of people with one single step is really hot
Men, thoughts on (old) self harm scars?
>>33330521M
I've got track marks from donating blood too much to some unscrupulous people, you can have some zit scars.
>>33330528Could be. Is your throat irritated?
>>33330260Based Miranda enjoyer. She should've been a squadmate in 3. Did you get the mod that makes her a romance option for FemShep?
>>33330521sometimes they make you look badass
>>33330531Don't bother me at all, but I empathise a lot with mental health
I'd kiss em all
>>33330531Depends on how bad they are.
>>33330531they make you more real i think
>>33330091What's the Half-Life for it?
>>33330531Ever so slightly off putting but a reminder of how much better you are now.
>>33330531I'm sorry you felt like shit. I'm glad there are no fresh scars.
>>33330113NTA. Do you prefer guys being more dominant?
>>33330018Lol based pic reeeposter
Anyway thanks man you're sorry <3 hope you're doing good
I've been doing totally fine since my ex dumped me (besides quitting my job and drinking all day and self-harming and constant suicidal thoughts hahah teehee)
>>33330531They make me sad, like I've already lost her. But I have them myself too.
>>33330111big in diameter or vertical length
>>33330547*you're sweet
Can't even type, kill me now
>>33330549>They make me sad, like I've already lost her.Bro...
>>33330129Most women seem to prefer girth. Are you certain they're both being 100% honest about their dimensions?
>>33330531Red flag, I'd wonder if she still has mental issues and if they'd ever flare up.
I worked out and I ate a healthy dinner, give me girlfriend now
Which moid movies do you not get?
Is is true that we're attracted to women with the same body types as our moms? Because in my case it definitely is.
We got any women with facial scars?
>>33330564American Psycho desu.
>>33330565Damn, qt. Wtf?
I like tall chicks, my mother is short.
>>33330565Freud moment...
Eh I don't really care about body type, I've dated slim hourglass girls and chubby girls. My ex was fat I still loved her the most. My mom was an hourglass stacy but a horrible abusive mother I don't want to date anyone like her (no offense mom)
>>33330565My mom is a 5'0" womanlet and i prefer girls about 5'6"-5'9"
also she has blond hair and i prefer brunettes
maybe i just like the opposite of her
>>33330566I got a pretty gnarly one from a dog bite.
>>33330571Whatchu watchin
>>33330562I'm straight (M), so I can't speak to that. Have you tried any treatments?
>>33330578https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Getting_Any%3F
>>33330565My mom is basically chubby Sarah Palin and my wife is Indian with an accent and an obsession with hurting other Indians.
>>33330577Are you afriad of dogs now
>>33330569can you elaborate? i feel like that movie is just the guy being crazy
>>33330552No I won’t do such a thing.
>>33330569I thought seeing Christian Bale being schizo was funny, but I don't get why it's such a meme.
>>33330584The big ones actually a little, yes.
>>33330588yup i'm homosexual
>>33330375Post the white kitty hissing please
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wen new thread?
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>>33330570That wasn't me kek
Aww hope your mom is good <3
I like tall girls too, and short ones. Fat ones small ones lol. Doesn't fucking matter anyway, I'm a truecel and we're all going to die
>>33330586Based cat locker
>>33330580>Getting_Any%Thought this was a speedrun doc for a sec, kek
>Captcha: MAP RG
>>33330579Not yet, it doesn't bother me most of the time. Just once in a while my face gets kinda puffy and it gets annoying.
>>33330566I slipped on a magazine and busted my chin as a lass. My mom says there is a scar but I don’t notice one.
>>33330587Cuz he's literally me
>>33330585I mean people that like it seem to cite it as some fantastic satire. I don't get that part. I've seen this with Fight Club too. The message in that one seemed take a backseat to GOTTA PUNCH STUFF.
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>>33330593her tits are hangin out
>>33330601Why are you laughing at me...
>>33330593Fuck, I love boobs.
If there was a boob science, I swear I would've majored in it.
>Not boob autist btw.
>>33330605Women’s studies?
>>33330593its brutal 99% men will prefer the one on the right with retard boobs
>>33330594>Doesn't fucking matter anyway, I'm a truecel and we're all going to dieI think we're mentalcels, bro. But we're all going to make it.
>>33328861Male
Living with a man for free is sus but the rest seems fine as long as the internet strangers (male) know she's not actually the character, unless you mean that she invented a persona
>>33330535>Did you get the mod that makes her a romance option for FemShep?Of course. I always download the gay mods. I headcanon the lesbian polycule. Shepard/Liara/Miranda/Jack/Ashley/Traynor/Samara with some side pieces like Aria and Tela Vasir.
>>33330564>Which moid movies do you not get?Taxi Driver. It's weird.
>>33330569I love American Psycho. I work in finance and guys like this are so common. Just unfeeling machines that want nothing but to conform and somehow be the most yuppie of all the yuppies.
oh nah they're really starting the movie off like this
>>33330608Untrue that face is so brutal I don't even know if a moid could love it
>>33330600I see what you mean. I think its ok as satire but what makes it good is that there so many memorable scenes and christian bale carries too
>>33330564Trainspotting. Just seems to romanticize drugs.
>>33330614>giga coomer>ackschually, girls don‘t date me because I have no carthe lack of self awareness is astonishing
>>33330521No issue with them. Better than covering them up, that's for sure.
>>33330531If they're old, not an issue. I've got them too.
>>33330608I think that's the same chick but older
>>33330620deleted just in case because of background titties
i can't wait to see where this comedy goes
>>33330597How'd you feel about getting the "English peasant girl in a coastal settlement during the Viking age" treatment?
>>33330608nah, thats way too much i like petite girls anyway
>>33330608id pick the chick on the left every day of the fukken week
>>33330593>wen new thread?IT'S PAGE 5 FOR FUCK'S SAKE
FUCKING PAGE 5!!!!
GET YOUR DEMENTED COOMER TITTY PICS OUT OF HERE AND KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
>>33330609WHO ARE YOU, GOD???
DID YOU JUST CALL ME MENTAL?????
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, YOUR PLATITUDES ARE BASELESS AND FALL ON DEAF EARS
>>33330614LOOK AT THIS SICK PORNBRAINED BASTARD. THE GOVERNMENT HAS INFILTRATED HIS BEDROOM WITH WHITEWASHED GOOK PROPAGANDA. BURN IT ALL.
>>33330586...Any idea what that computer-like thing is? I'm in the market for a tiny computer. Might be a little too small for me though.
>>33330612How can you love American Psycho yet hate Taxi Driver? :/
>>33330607I actually took women's studies 101, (it's required here) and I don't remember boobs being mentioned much, let alone celebrated.
>>33330608Yeah. So? Should've drank more milk growing up, flattie.
Crocheting a penis seems like it would be doable.
>>33330608I can only speak for myself but left is way more attractive in every way, including chest size
>>33330622she naturally grew boobs in a few years. those aren't implants.
>>33330627lol this movie is really going to be maximum spaghetti-spilling autsim
>>33330608Sup, JH. Has anyone pointed out that male preference for small breasts is positively correlated with income?
>>33330637She already had boobs they were just hidden under a sweater
>>33330637sounds awful. imagine going from c cups to fukken basketballs in 4 years
>>33330646would that hurt
>>33330642You're terrible at this whole identify thing, just stop bro
>>33330612>I love American Psycho. I work in finance and guys like this are so common. Just unfeeling machines that want nothing but to conform and somehow be the most yuppie of all the yuppies.Are they often not...uh...irish?
>>33330648it fucks your back im pretty sure
>>33329050Yeah I've been saying this for years. All the propaganda about not approaching or sexually harassing women is just gonna get ignored by the guys that make it a problem anyways. Meanwhile guys like me (I think I would be a decent boyfriend) are now petrified to talk to women let alone attempt to flirt because it feels like it could be seen as sexual harassment. It's like roping off a painting or a statue. The people that weren't going to disturb the art will just stay behind it, while the ones that want to touch it ignore the rope
Men, what posters/pictures of people do you have in your room?
>>33330648it would be extremely painful
>>33330657none, i did put the bedframe on the wall though
>>33330612>Shepard/Liara/Miranda/Jack/Ashley/Traynor/Samara with some side pieces like Aria and Tela Vasir.>No TaliDangerously based.
I also like the detective woman you first meet on Novaria. I wish she was an option.
>>33330619it romanticizes a failed attempt to belong as an act of heroic rebellion against being pressed into a mold
just cringe edgelord cope, sour grapes metaphor
>>33330657It's all anime girls. The only actual photos I have are of my cats and dogs.
>>33330657A poster of Sting and a photo of my grandmother on my desk.
>>33330639This does actually look hilarious lol, enjoy it man
>>33330646>>3333064834J probably has experience with that.
>>33330627>WHO ARE YOU, GOD???No.
>DID YOU JUST CALL ME MENTAL?????>YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, YOUR PLATITUDES ARE BASELESS AND FALL ON DEAF EARSAre you not qt?
I've been listening to your crash outs for years.
>>33330657Honestly, none. No movie posters even.
>>33330455Carpenter's The Thing
Average femanon with her abusechad be like:
>>33330625>petite >girlspedo
>>33330626cope
>>33330636this is empirically untrue. men like big boobs.
>>33330657You need to be 18+ to use this site.
>>33330657i have a framed picture of my cat from when i was little
not really a "person" but literally the only photograph or illustration in my room
>>33330635I can model for you, just don't shishkabab me.
>>33330564Most of them
t. Male
>>33330676so, the author is a man, got it
>>33330667Thank you, that explained my dislike for the movie better than I could.
>>33330612>Taxi Driver. It's weirdYou wouldn't get it.
>>33330649At least you capitalized this time.
>>33330531I know its dumb but I want to kiss them and hug her tight because I feel sad for what she did to herself
>>33330667So... like Fight Club sorta...
>>33330677easiest moid hands of my entire life
>>33330677yeah. big boobs. not saggy literally hang-down-to-her-waist-and-soon-knees boobs
>>33330685You think it's a self insert?
>>33330569American Psycho is pure Foid fiction, female writer for the script, writes herself in as a victim, etc. The actual novel is so far from the movie in tone that it's jarring.
>>33330619Does it romanticize drugs? Didn't the druggie parents kill their baby in that movie lmfao.
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>>33330676god, anime is whack
>>33330455Male
Evil Dead II
>>33330676What should I do if my friend group did this to me for an entire year?
What's with you guys wanting to kiss the scars? :/
>>33330705okay i wont kiss you at all then bitch
>>33330657No one.
I've seen guys in movies/tv shows put up posters of women they're attracted to, but that seems overly coomer.
State gender.
Should I buy it? It's on sale.
>>33330657I don't anymore but I had a poster of Faye Valentine on my wall for years.
Weirdly I can't find an image online. It's odd because it's just a still shot of her in her cockpit from the show.
It's kind of a close up kinda wet version of this.
>>33330624Swap it for Scottish peasant girl and that's literally myancestors.jpg lol, but not really my thing, no
>>33330657old tintype copy of jefferson davis and another one pope john paul
theyre enemies
>>33330677Hey if you wanna lock yourself into feelings of inadequacy that's on you, keep it to yourself and don't start slinging cope around.
>>33330711just pirate it
why would you pay for something that's free
>>33330657I don't have posters or pictures hanging up at the moment, and they wouldn't be people. I have a poster of some plants and a poster of some rocks, and some paintings of plants, that at some point I will hang up.
At my mom's house I think I have a couple of video game posters from when I was a kid. And maybe a Star Wars one? But I don't use that room much anymore.
>>33330722nta but wanting to support devs?
>>33330682Don't give me ideas.
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Anons are you making sure you have taken care of your physical and mental health today?
>>33330657M, unironically I don't have any posters anymore, I sold and burned them all. I only have tin foil sheets now and additional blinds and coverings on my doors/mirrors to block out the government's subliminal messaging that I was previously more exposed to
>>33330672Yes I is he but who are you?
Well it's nice to have some people in a similar boat regardless. I'd invite you in for a cup of tea but it's 2am almost.
Why have you been listening to me for years, don't you have anything better to do?
>>33330608The left has a way better vibe. I would definitely choose the one on the left.
...five minutes after seeing both of them and finally noticing the one on the left.
Bigger boobs consistently draw more attention. Ngl
>>33330631>How can you love American Psycho yet hate Taxi Driver? :/Because one is about psychopaths in the corporate setting and the other is about some weird dude with a hero complex who lowkey wants to fuck an underage girl that is being trafficked.
>>33330650>Are they often not...uh...irish?I work with one Jew and he signs my paychecks.
>>33330665>Dangerously based.Thank you. We should all hate the immuno-compromised. I wish Emily Wong, the young reporter from ME1, was romanceable.
>>33330688>You wouldn't get it.I did like Joker tho
Men have you ever dated a girl whose breath stunk?
>>33330619Did you even watch the movie?
>>33330721More like belongs in the trash
>>33330726Can't, I'm stuck at home because I'm sick. All I can do is work and play video games and read.
>>33330726I got some sweets today after my walk, so maybe?
>>33330732never dated a girl period
but honestly ive never noticed anyones breath in my life ngl
>>33330726No, I'm just sleeping to pass the time because I don't want to be awake
>>33330733I don't think anyone here did.
>>33330731Do you like video games at all?
>>33330726>physical and mental healthI have none to speak of lol
But thank you cat poster you are lovely and kind. Also that is a precious wizard kot
>>33330726No
Coming here is not good for my mental health.
>>33330609>truecel>mentalcelWhatever happened to just being a cellcel?
>>33330742yeah thats why i pirate them
but i think the state of the industry today justifies its total destruction
>>33330730Was Travis a pedo? I thought he just wanted to be more of a father figure to her and save her from being a prostitute.
>>33330657>what posters/pictures of people do you have in your room?You should not hang stuff on your walls. It looks outdated now. As do plants.
Not that you should furnish your house based on trends. But there's also absolutely zero reason to ruin perfectly fine walls with shitty posters. No, you don't need to make your apartment more "green" either. You're only making it look tacky.
People, in general, have no taste. They know this too. They get anxious. And they compensate by buying stuff that looks "nice", instead of developing taste.
>>33330732Yeah, massive, massive turnoff
>>33328861The second two happen.
The first also happens but is usually sus and the guy is trying to get something.
>>33330739This will pass anon.
>>33330743Thanks.
>>33330746>but i think the state of the industry today justifies its total destructionYou mean AAA gaming? You're going to punish A and AA gaming because you're mad at AAA gaming?
>>33330753indie shit is garbage too now
>>33330705It's romantic and symbolic of loving and accepting you scars and all.
>>33330740I think I watched it last year.
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>>33330749You could have a valid point except:
For one, it's easy to hang posters without damaging walls
For another, I am imagining pic related.
>>33330749>It looks outdated nowoutdated is good. but i get what you mean posters are kinda tacky.
>>33330755>romantic and symbolicnta More like awkward and cheap
>>33330733Yes. The movie makes a drug trip out to be magical or like a dream with vivid, surreal visuals and upbeat music. All the main character druggies are witty, charming and rebellious. The "choose life” monologue mocks mainstream consumerist culture and positions heroin use as the ONLY proper rejection of that system. That's how the movie romanticizes drugs.
>>33330732No
I've made out with a few that tasted like cigarettes. I would ask her to do something about it but other be chill. I'd kiss her regardless.
Unless she had gingivitis.
>>33330657None.
I had her on my wall as a teenage boy.
>>33330752>This will pass anon.This seems unlikely
>>33330711What platforms?
I've never played it and it's been recommended to me.
>>33330767didnt a baby die or some shit
havent watched it in about 10 years
>>33330657M
My room has a large canvas oil painting of a dilapidated farmhouse with a very vague silhoutte in the window that you have to lean in to see. The artist used real spiderwebs for all the lines, pasting them and then painting over them, collecting and binding them, and the barn in question is nearby and was the site of a locally infamous missing persons case, the artist claims they painted the piece in the barn. It rests over my bed.
I'm not goth and I don't like goth chicks if you can believe it, I just really like that artist.
>>33330761>For one, it's easy to hang posters without damaging walls"Ruining", as in making your apartment look ugly. Dumbass.
>>33330747It gave me weird sexual vibes, and it was made in the 70's. I get the premise of the movie and why guys like it, most men want to be heroes and like the idea of protecting something innocent like a little girl, but Travis's motivations were never about that. He wanted an outlet to be violent and lash out against a corrupt society. The girl was just justification.
>>33330726>taken care of your [...] mental health todayHow would I even do that?
>>33330749Plants never look outdated. You look outdated!
>:(
>>33330657I have a tapestry of the wheel of fortune tarot card
>>33330769I get why Zach was so obsessed with her. AWOOOOGA
>>33330777>this anon's room
>>33330755Does that need a physical gesture like that?
>>33330767>>33330775https://youtu.be/ZGaWEaCkes0
>>33330657i never had any even when i was a kid. what would i even put up?
>>33330744These threads are a form of self-harm; proceed at your own risk
>>33330745Cool anime lol
>>33330774Steam, it's like 25% off right now.
>>33330763Yeah well it was meant to be romantic and symbolic.
>>33330757>>33330781I doubt that you actually consider the plants you buy. You just get whatever green shit they sell in the shops.
>>33330762This goes for paintings too.
>>33330705You kiss the booboo to make it better
This is an age old technique anon
>>33330795I pick the plants I like.
>>33330794Many such cases
>>33330777...so it's your opinion that a blank wall is always better than any poster ever?
You ARE pic related, aren't you?
You're so mature and dignified and classy and superior, aren't you? Yes you are! Such a good boy! Who's a tasteful fella?
I did absolutely nothing today
>>33330795>paintings tooyoure gay.
>>33330792Gotcha. Thanks. I'll think about it.
>>33330775Yes, bu immediately after that is a withdrawl scene that uses stylized humor. All the moments of consequence in the move are undercut like this.
>>33330801I did one thing and felt good about it then did nothing and feel pretty bad about it. I should have just stayed off of here desu
>>33330800Where exactly do you live that you feel the need to cover your walls?
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Today I learned I should not become a therapist. Before I leave, I was my you my frens to be kind to yourself. Drink your water, go for a silly walk outside if the weather permits, clean your space. And unplug from /atoga/ before bed. We love you.
Nighty night.
>>33330767When that movie was made irony was popular and people would have had a better grasp on and been more sensitive to detecting irony.
Still, your take on it betrays and incredibly shallow and surface level viewing with no thought put into analysing what you're seeing.
>>33330795I take great care in plants and seeds I buy. Most recently, a lime tree and an orange tree. If someone gives me a plant I won't say no though because I'm not going to leave a plant to be abandoned or thrown out. I'm not a monster. So those plants I don't get to choose, they're based on whatever people are giving me.
But honestly, any plant is better than the boring soulless minimalist decor people do today. And plants are proven to make people happy, and they provide people some amount of responsibility.
>>33330787Nta but this is basically what my room is like
>>33330672Holy shit anon, just after I posted this
>>33330727, literally not even 5 minutes afterwards, my sister's extra canvas wardrobe in the front room (which has stood compelelt fine for over a year) completely collapsed on me, I felt a rush of wind by my feet and heard miaowing in the distance. It seems that the cat ghost that previously haunted us is still here and playing tricks. I ought to be careful what I post here tonight lol
>>33330807you just making it look better, do you have a thing for blank walls
>>33330711>>33330804Male
It's not finished yet
Also if you aren't going into it ready to waifu/husbando either character, I don't really see the appeal, the story isn't really that interesting
>>33330805youre autistic.
>>33330705For most guys, it's likely this
>>33330755>It's romantic and symbolic of loving and accepting you scars and all>>33330788>Does that need a physical gesture like that?Loving and accepting gestures are done freely and whether or not they're needed.
That said, they're a fetish of mine and it's hard to explain why. I suspect it's a bit like how I don't lust for the perfectly sweet and wholesome cinnamon roll characters.
I'm broken and scarred. Sometimes like attracts like.
>>33330808Sounds like some good therapy and advice to me heh <3
Good night lovely cat poster
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>>33330801But you didn’t do anything negative
>found another obscure music zine
we are so back
>>33330657I don't have either of them. I've got paintings tho:
a Chinese ink painting of a bird in flight
another ink painting of bamboo
koi fish (surprisingly, this is western style)
a mid century still life (fruit, jug)
an autumn tree
a 15th century page of parchment from an illuminated book of hours
>>33330788Women like physical gestures.
>>33330814Anon the appeal is that it's an edgy game with (optional) incest stuff
>>33330807>feel the need to cover your walls?...where I can see them?
Do you not have light in your home?
Wall coverings have advanced beyond tapestries holding heat against cold stone walls anon.
How far on the autism spectrum are you? Not intended to be insulting.
>>33330750Did you tell her
i should buy more band tshirts
>>33330813You are not. It's nice that it makes you happy. But pigs are also happy in a pigsty.
>>33330814>I don't really see the appeal, the story isn't really that interestingThere's nuance that you're not appreciating. That's fine tho.
>>33330825Its not that edgy though outside of the parents scene
Or maybe I'm just desensitized
>>33330809What you call irony I call emotionally hollow. It also has an extremely thin plot and mostly underdeveloped characters. The movie leans leans on shocking imagery and edgy tone without actually telling a story. Stylish but shallow.
I'll come running back to you
>own small plot of land to maintain certain legal statuses
>custom built 150 foot sailing catamaran, engineered for needs
>loaded with solar, fresh water production, machining equipment, chem lab, fishing and hunting equipment, food storage, and so on
>live self-sustenance self-maintenance coastal nomad life with a family, sailing the coasts of the world
>supplemental income through remote work
>generations escape from clown world
atoga, what do I name the vessel?
>>33330817>That said, they're a fetish of mineAnon, you just blew up your other arguments with that. :)
>>33330838Why would you want to do this
>>33330830I can't be bothered to explain it.
Here:
Covering interior walls with decorations is quite common and widely practiced in interior design.
However, the extent and type of decoration vary greatly depending on personal style, the room's purpose, and current trends. While some prefer to adorn every wall with artwork or other decorative elements, others appreciate the simplicity of blank walls. Ultimately, the decision of how much wall space to cover with decorations is a matter of personal preference and the desired aesthetic.
Here's a more detailed look:
Popularity of Accent Walls:
Accent walls, where one wall in a room is painted or wallpapered in a different color or pattern, have been a popular trend. While bold, contrasting accent walls may be less in vogue, the concept of adding a focal point to a room through wall treatments remains popular.
Gallery Walls:
Creating gallery walls with a collection of pictures, artwork, or other decorative items is another common way to decorate walls, adding personality and visual interest.
Other Decorative Elements:
Mirrors, shelves, and various wall-mounted decor items are also frequently used to add character and functionality to walls.
Balancing Decor:
Designers often advise against over-decorating, suggesting a balance between decorative elements and negative space to avoid a cluttered look.
Room-Specific Considerations:
The degree to which walls are decorated can also vary by room. For example, living rooms and dining rooms may have more extensive wall decor than bathrooms or hallways.
>>33330826Instead of spending money on posters and little knick knacks, save up and get yourself a space you're proud of.
>>33330801I masturbated four times today
>>33330841Well, I'm a freak but I understand normies. It what it is.
>>33330844Thank you, ChatGPT. But I bet your posters are totally so creative and cool though.
>>33330845>Defending an obviously wrong position with zero argument and just insults.Your post smells like Potato Badger.
>>33330846This poster IRL
>>33330861Name the boat Mprreg
How am I supposed to cope with the fact that nothing I do matters and that I am not a shonen protagonist whose actions decide the fate of the entire universe?
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>>33330871Isnt it scary enough that your choices affect your life?
I chose flight school, and have told everyone Im gonna be a pilot. However, I only want to read philosophy and literature. I only care about the academic part of flying. I chose it because it is a good career, and pays well, but I have not much love for it. The other route has no money in it, and when I worked a job and tried to work on those hobbies in my spare time, I didn't want to and was too tired and busy to put any real time into it. Flying at least you have schedules where you have blocks of time off. Im fucked
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>>33330885Whatever the case, my arms are open wide
>>33330767As a British ex-druggie who was homeless I have to agree that Trainspotting - even though I did enjoy it - made the life of an addict seem much "cooler" than it actually is, and then the main characters got a bullshit happily ever after arc to magically redeem themselves. I get that it's a film, but I agree it's like a filmmakers cushty portrayal of the life of an addict; I found it difficult to suspend my disbelief and actually sympathise with the characters
Women
How am I supposed to comfort my friend that keeps having casual sex partners and then gets upset when they don't love her? I'm not exaggerating, she goes into it knowing its casual sex and then gets upset
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To ATOGA mens
How mad would you be if a girl said this to you?
(Substitute Gonta's name for yours)
>>33330877Depends on the cartoon. Daria avoids hanging out with anyone except Jane and is deliberately unpleasant to keep people at bay but they still want to be friendly to her.
>>33330879stop complaining
well my boyfriends in a band, he plays guitar while i sing lou reed
>>33330890Are you stupid?
>>33330871If you're white move to rural Indian and you're effectively a shonen protagonist, everyone there is so pathetically weak and stupid that you can casually beat up centuries old organized crime rings, but you'll be reigning over rural India... so yeah.
>>33330892I'd be more confused than mad
>>33330882>have you tried crack?She wanted dick, but I gave her crack.
>>33330900Yes now answer my question
>>33330892Why would I be mad?
>>33330886Help me find the song
I am between jobs with a modest and survivable severance pay. Is it healthy that I spend every waking hour applying to jobs I might not get just because they look desirable to me? It feels like an obsession and a compulsion at this point.
>>33330892Why would I be mad? I'd flirt back.
Art style looks like it's in the Danganronpa series but I'm only familiar with the first and a tiny bit of the second, so I don't know the context in game here.
>>33330905She's coming onto you.
>>33330909Yeah she's from Danganronpa 3. I'm on Chapter 2
F. Why do the male regulars at the cafe where I work try to treat me as a therapist or a substitute mommy? They don't hit on me, they just act like I'm their psychological therapist and also an adult nanny.
>>33330913In what possible way is she coming on to me
My doctor is so fucking retarded I asked them to refill a prescription a week ago and they just forgot
>>33330901Isn't this literally the plot of Shantaram?
>>33330892Do men masturbate, watch porn and think of another woman at the same time while they're watching an actress? I don't get it
Ladies, what would you think if a guy read Harry Potter fanfiction on a semi-regular basis?
>>33330915You're good at it.
>>33330915Men do that with anybody that will listen, it seems like
It's worse for you being in a customer service role
>>33330918I'm sorry you didn't get your boner pills this week. You'll just have to settle for having a normal sized dick and irregular erections again.
>>33330924I don't do that. Why would someone do that?
>>33330920>Do men masturbate, watch porn and think of another woman at the same time while they're watching an actress?Yes, that's why they get excited when they find a pornstar that looks like their crush
>>33330907It's a you sing from your heart, that we turn into a choir when we're together. What does your heart sing for, darling?
>>33330892A girl has said something like this to me, and it was very
>>33330922As long as he's not giving the Queen of the TERFs any money in royalties or licensing fees
>>33330892I'd think she was pretty based.
>>33330920I just think about the actress
>>33330929No idea, I'm also a guy, and I don't do it, but I've had guys do it to me constantly after showing I'll listen or showing concern once
>>33330863After the guy who built his house inside out?
>>33330932>and it was very hot>>33330920We often masturbate without porn. Especially if we've got a crush. Just imagine the crush.
>>33330920Most of us masturbate using our imaginations. Very few of us use porn.
>>33330932>and it was very
>>33330931*a song you sing
>>33330915what do they talk about
>>33330922>Ladies, what would you think if a guy read Harry Potter fanfiction on a semi-regular basis?Depends which ships he reads.
>>33330933I bought Hogwarts Legacy so that I could, actually... only to find out that it's got super woke casting, including a trans character.
(And she's not especially anti-trans)
which board has the hottest moids
>>33330931>It's a you sing from your heartSo all I have to do is listen to my heart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCC_b5WHLX0
>>33330918Prescription for what
>>33330951fit maybe? but they all gay i think
>>33330951>which board has the hottest moids/fit/ by default
>>33330892I'd be more bewildered than anything.
>>33330942Yeah if I'm thinking about someone I'd rather use my imagination unless they sent me something
>>33330953Abilify for mentally crazy episodes of hallucinating ghosts and demons and shit
>>33330915They think you're essentially a bartender.
>>33330827I didn't tell her it was a turnoff I just flatly asked if she'd brushed her teeth that morning.
>>33330943lmao thats a fukken lie
i have never masturbated to my imagination in my life
i dont think even zoomer normies do that anymore
porn has entirely saturated the youth
>>33330892this would never happen
but if it did i would just assume i misheard her even though i know i didnt
the only way to keep my sanity is by disassociation
>>33330968Explain yourself
>>33330947>Having autism>Drugs and drug experiences>Awkward dates and sex hookups>Being pissed off at Trump >Woman or Relationship troubles>Polyamorous drama from some of the gay dudes who are in polycules who go there
>>33330920>Do men masturbate, watch porn and think of another woman at the same time while they're watching an actress?yes
>>33330968And that would be
>>33330931>What does your heart sing for, darling?you
>>33330948Most commonly Harry/Daphne or fem!Harry/Voldemort but I've read most of the good ones, these days I tend to like rare pairings. Harry/Luna is also fun sometimes.
If I'm reading a pairing story at all, mind.
>>33330920I'm not looking at her face, I'm imagining it's my crush. And the moans add to it
>>33330976That near, far, wherever you are, I know that my heart will go on
>>33330964What did she say
>>33330983Look in the mirror king.
>>33330982Not being Peaty enough
>>33330975I got a tattoo that says "NO RAGRETS"
Why do I always break out right when I have a date planned.
>>33330919It's the plot of innumerable "white man moves to India" media. For that matter their entire caste system only exists because a group of white people once rolled into India in the bronze age and made up their whole religion to keep the poos from eating their cows.
>>33330983Exhib is sleeping probably
>>33330982I think for Michael J.Fox it was from women jumping his bones too much and forcing him to have sex with them and it caused him seizures from trying to push them off while they forced themselves on him and failing.
>>33330871Normally you are supposed to have a wife and kids, which basically makes you the king of a small kingdom and a hero to a few people, and gives you a world that truly matters.
Now, though, women have decided that's stupid and we should go extinct, so, uh, good luck.
>>33330990Can't stress cause break outs?
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me on the left
Why do 75% of women hate PiV?
>>33330990When do you not break out?
>>33330999Numbers confirm, so women have to explain this one.
>>33330920No
I think about the "actress" (i dont watch PORN porn just posed pictures of hot chicks)
>>33330976And mine sings the same song. So in tune, every word and pitch in perfect harmony. How rare and beautiful is that.
>>33330920we just do whatever, like all that stuff, at random
>>33330999because most moids don't have enough p to actually get in the v
>>33330973hi, I have autism is a good starting line i think
Women what cope do (you) hold on to?
>>33330977Those are fine, just keep Harry away from Ron's girl Pansy
>>33330982>What causes Parkinson's?Pansies
>>33330984I can't quite remember. We did date again and ended up in a relationship for a while though. As far as I remember it did color my opinion of her
omg i can’t believe i laughed at a poop joke
>>33331018What was the joke
>>33331018You were turned on by imagining me smearing your private parts with poo poo.
>>33330892Why would I be mad
>>33331020okay that’s disgusting
if you send for me, you know i'll come and if you call for me you know i'll run
Men,
Thoughts on CS major women?
>>33330892m
I'd tell her I need to see more to get a vivid image.
What do you like about the other gender?
Can oral thrush symptoms come and go? I felt fine for a week but now they're back.
>>33331024My first thought is autism
>>33331024nerd autist annoying fujo femcel ugly stinky pimply
>>33331024Computer or criminal science?
>>33331015Hah, surprisingly good taste. Pansy doesn't get enough positive screentime in fanfiction.
>>33331024>CSLaugh that's she's wasting money on a dead end degree.
>>33331024Usually Asian. If it's the kind that's white and looks obsessed with politics I'm gonna politely stay 150 feet away
>>33331024Probably asian. Probably only dates white men. Probably thinks men are trash due to the misogyny she likely experienced in the degree/field.
>>33331024I knew one who was very not-conventionally attractive but who basically commanded a harem of rotating male sex buddies. She was genuinely interested in Computer Science but it was also helpful to her to enjoy hookup culture as a woman with an appearance most men wouldn't even really think about unless either they were severely autistic or she aggressively made the first move.
>>33331008It's so frightening
>>33331027Cock is pretty great.
>>33330951It’s either /fit/ or /fa/ or one of the intelligent boards. It just depends on what flavor of moid you like
>>33330892M, I wouldn't be mad, I think that'd be incredibly hot actually if she wanted me to fap to her
>>33331027Boobs.
>>33331024Usually not very interested in the actual CS.
>>33331030Ask a doctor nigga wtf
>>33331024A definite plus if the girl is attractive otherwise, even if the career is a little questionable these days.
>>33331034I've never heard of Criminal Science? In the United States usually we call it Criminology (for more of a theoretical, academic perspective) or Criminal Justice (for the students that want to become special agents carrying guns around and shit).
>>33330951Probably this one. This has the highest percent of idiots who are still totally determined to try to be good enough for spoiled princesses.
>>33330915You probs got mommy energy babe
>>33330908Better than me playing video games at 3am and drinking
Better to apply to more jobs than less. Always worth taking a shot
>>33331024Usually trannies. Even as a bio woman she’s still gonna face the challenges of a male dominated field
>>33331030I'll come and go in your oral thrush
>>33331050>Criminology Isn't that just forensic science
>>33331043>We're nothing but dildos on legs to women
>>33331027M
nothing really. they're the same as men just different. human beings are all the same basically
>>33331034Computer Criminology is something I wish I'd dual majored in when I was in college. I definitely went through this phase of wanting to work for Interpol when I graduated.
Women what was your dream job as a child? Why did you give up on it?
Women, this crochet shit hurts my head. I’m gonna make a kimono/haori in order to take a break.
Women do you prefer kissing on the lips or neck?
>>33331027M, there's a bunch of things. They're cute, make kids, make life worth living, are nice to have around. When they're not too spoiled or being assholes they're often more agreeable and easy to get along with and work with than other men.
>>33331057No, it’s the study of becoming like Donald Trump
>>33331061i dont remember having a dream job
>>33331027Some are really funny and can give a nice wienering
Where do you guys go to meet other people your age? Online and IRL.
>fucked some girl 2 years ago
>she blocks me
>ff 2 days ago
>messages me on instagram, all friendly all of a sudden
>after i reply she immediately asks how me and my new girlfriend are doing
>never told her about my new girlfriend
shes totally been stalking me and wants my penis, surely. right??
>>33331058Sorry. I didn't mean to be reductive like that. I was just horny jumping into the thread and ended up shitposting. I appreciate men for other things, too.
Women do you still like cuddling with men?
>>33331061Vet. I was actually one for a bit but the mental toll of putting pets down was too great.
>>33330944Based Heathers poster
>>33330951The real life board
>>33330962Did you get your meds in the end?
>>33331027They are nice usually
>>33331036My old CS female friends are making bank now
>>33331024Nice if she isn't a they/them
>>33331061I went through phases, it was
>Astronaut>Soldier/Army Officer >Hacker >Prison Guard/Correctional Officer>DEA agent
>>33331061Actress. It's not viable since I suck at pretending.
>>33331071M21
i dont know. only old people seem to exist int the real world. i dont know about online either. i havent "meet" anyone since freshmen year of college before i dropped out
>>33331071I don't. And I don't want to. People my age are old.
>>33331072Why does chad post here
>>33331024Hot
>>33330999They like piv with chad
>>33331035I could definitely recommend some good fics. I have an indelible soft spot for jaded mean girls falling for goofy guys that see the part of them that others never do.
>>33331080Fuck
>>33331081Where do I meet people in their mid 20s?
>>33331042What is love without a bit of nervousness, anticipation. True beauty strikes at every emotion, don't you think?
>>33331084>Where do I meet people in their mid 20s?America.
>>33331079Become a method actor.
So if i change my name to Chad, will women love me?
>>33330962Also are you bipolar or something? "Episodes" imply it's a recurring albeit transient thing
I have Seroquel/quetiapine myself. Though I do believe that ghosts are real and talk to them
Why does my pubic hair itch so bad? It itched really bad before I shaved it, but I shaved it and now the stubble itches.
do you want me or do you not? i heard one thing now im hearing another dropped a pin to my parking spot the bar was hot its two am it feels like summer happiness is a butterfly try to catch it like every night it escapes from my hands into moonlight everyday is a lullaby i hum it on the phone like every night
if hes a serial killer then whats the worst that can happen to a girl whos already hurt im already hurt if hes as bad as they say then i guess im cursed looking into his eyes i think hes already hurt
i said dont be a jerk dont call me a taxi sittin in your sweatshirt crying in the back seat i just wanna dance with you
>>33331073I know I was just joking
>I appreciate men for other things, tooSuch as?
>>33331011if the p is big for the v does that make the foid happy with piv?
Women would you give your bf a back massage?
>>33331071I do partner dance. Before that I did board games events nearby.
>>33331088No, but chadsexual moids will.
Men
Thoughts on a woman that can crush a watermelon between her thighs?
>>33331092I can't type all that out right now.
>>33331078first time i've heard of "prison guard" being someone's dream job, kek
>>33331061I watched Miami Vice with my dad and it made me want to be a vice cop like Sonny Crockett
>>33331079But you pretended to love me for all those years
Women how do i get you to not be disappointed in me?
>>33331071Through friends and tinder
>>33331083I'll take them, sure! I mostly only like the jaded mean girl part so not sure it'll hit the same for me, but I'm always open to recommendations.
>>33331088Lolll
Nah you are either born a chad or not. It's just incelspeak for top 10-20% moid really.
>>33331071I don't meet anyone. I did when I was in school, and then work, but now as a NEET I don't meet anyone. Unless I go out with my housemates, I met my ex at a bar. I hate people in general though and have no interest in socialising outside of work.
>>33331098moid hands
but yeah its hot
>>33331092Their homosexual behavior toward other men
>>33331105You've already done just that
>>33331098One of my favourite types of women honestly.
>>33331098Sexsexsexsexsex
>>33331098all they have to do is turn sideways now, the weight of one leg alone will crush a coconut
>>33331090Consider hair removal cream, then you can also safely get rid of your butthole hair
>>33331098Messy and unnecessary. Gross, eww
>>33331091Tonight there'll be a ricochet regardless of what's coming up
>>33331085It's all just been confusing
>>33331104I never loved you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a70yJwgQtzo
>>33331110>moid handsIsnt that the other mixed bi women thats always posting kora x asami?
>>33331126lesbos are basically men
Women has a man irl ever made you wet?
>>33331127lesbos are men without the downsides
What was the worst rumor you heard about yourself growing up? When I was in middle school or so I guess some kids were watching as one of their friends played a computer game at the school library. I walked up to them and leaned over to see the game and the guy playing the game screamed, about me, "HE PUT HIS PENIS NEXT TO MY EAR! THIS FAGGOT CAME UP TO ME AND TRIED TO RUB HIS DICK ON MY EAR!"
I got written up that same day for "violently dry humping" the guy who was playing the computer game and suspended from school for three days.
women, is tony soprano hot?
>>33331132except the beating their spouse part
>>33331129what will i do when i don't have you
>>33331125And if a double decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die...
Gender, thoughts?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vfdm50_XvXY
>>33331125I hope we get to die peacefully too anon
https://youtu.be/0YrU9ASVw6w?si=bmZxknvNYETZBSur
>>33331124It's clear now yeah
>>33331133M
never had any rumors spread about me, or any bullying at all
also your story sounds fake as fuck
My sister says I'm "chad" because I've never gone 2 weeks without a girlfriend since the age of 16, but I've worked for an admittedly evil NGO that always matches me with a brown girl from the third world, like I've literally never had a white girlfriend and I'm turning 30 this month. I don't even want to get into it but what I do is way worse than furry porn, like a lot of people here would probably want me to die if I explained the technicalities of what I do, but all of that aside, how bad is "Married a girl from Bangladesh" in the grand scheme of things?
>>33331133That I had fake boobs. Not the worst thing I could have gotten to be honest.
>>33331138Bro has done way more with his life than me
>>33331138I think even this kind of autism is better than the kind I got, which is just Pokemon and racism
>>33331058I like his brain. (Because it activates his cock)
>>33331148you're not autistic
>>33331133M
Being so passive that the girls all thought I was gay
>>33331143Are they hiring...?
>>33331148You’re literally just a man child
I crave female affection so much bros...
I want to cry
>>33331151>>33331155Woah, woah, woah, woah. Cool it with the neurotypical badgering, ladies
Women, would you give your guy best friend a blowjob if he had a bad day?
>>33331153Umm, dude, I think that guy is confessing to being a human trafficker. I don't think that's something you want to be involved in.
Anyone know how long until you can't delete a post anymore? In another thread in another board, I saw someone responded to me like 9 hours earlier, but looking at it now, the response is gone. Did they delete their own post or did a mod?
women does your chest hurt when you lie on your stomach?
>retarded loser moid gooner questions hours
>>33331123That's the nature of it. It spins a whirlwind in your head. But through it all you guide one another through the storm. If I reach out my guiding hand, will you take it and give your own?
>>33331166Always way more fun that retard incel/femcel hours
>>33331164Not at first but it's a little uncomfortable and they go numb after a while.
>>33331160>guy best friendconvinced these dont exist
>>33331157>I want to cryWhy not cry then? Let it out bro. I'm crying currently also
>>33331165>>33331167>>33331173Nta but what if it was his birthday
>>33331173There are definitely straight guys who get gayzoned from proximity to women and to feminine aesthetics.
>>33331132Or... gays are women without the downsides
>>33331133F
I had one best friend and boys would call us lesbians
>The fact the women still date men is proof that sexuality isn't a choice
>Most women would choose to be gay if they had the choice
One time i saw a reddit post that said this and i cried
>>33331136We'll both be dead
>>33331144Mmmm post measurements
Women would you be gay if you had the choice
>>33331107My favorite, just for Ronsy parts is this one. It's incredibly problematic tho.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11547009/chapters/25929084
>>33331168I'm just going to drag us down
>>33331183i seriously doubt you actually cried
>>33331173my best friend is fem and there's zero chance we date
>>33331183F
Then why are most bisexual women in straight relationships. Being gay is a disease to me no offence
>>33331181There were always those two female nerds you thought might be Sapphically gay for each other due to their closeness
>>33331195me an
nevermind.
>>33331183I mean it's just the truth of reality kek. Women don't need men in modern society. There is enough technology such that men are simply obsolete. However some of the coomers still occasionally crave cock, this is where Chad and Tinder comes in handy. The rest of the men are leeches on society and should perish at their earliest convenience
Love, love will tear us apart
>>33331186I'd rather not.
>>33331190cause i felt worthless as a man
>>33331191i did
>>33331194>Then why are most bisexual women in straight relationshipsNo idea. I'm guessing due to social stigmas
>>33331194Maybe a woman will spread her disease to you by eating your pussy while you are asleep in your camping tent
I've been recently occasionally finding on long dark chin hair :( Is this PCOS or am I getting old
>>33331183>i saw a reddit postWhy would you take a single thing those bitches say seriously?
>>33331202i have those but im a dude
>>33331203Because they are not as horrendously unserious and full of shit as 4chan, which is a pitfall of bad-faith posting, agenda pushing, and OCD thought loops masquerading as conversations.
>>33331205obviously. bitch
M and F, whats the worst injury you ever got?
>>33331188Will take a look at that next, thank you!
>>33331189A plane with one wing cannot fly. That's why there's two of us, we hold each other together, take one another to new heights.
>>33331203i'm kind of naïve and retarded i guess
>>33331211F
Broke my pussy
>>33331211Broke my toes and it took me 2 hours to get home.
>>33331208>horrendously unseriousThat's the entirety of reddit
>>33331197>woman exposing her total ignorance of the world outside of Starbucks iPhones and Takis
>>33331198The last bit of light from a sinking heart
>>33331203>>33331208More and more normie women are posting on both reddit and 4chan these days. You are essentially seeing the unfiltered thoughts of the average woman, what they are too afraid to confess IRL. The average woman simply does not like the bottom 80-90% of men and would like to see them burned at the stake, and roast marshmallows on their burning carcass.
>>33331127>lesbos are basically menI'll take it as a compliment
>>33331130>Women has a man irl ever made you wet?Yes, I must shamefully admit.
>>33331135>except the beating their spouse partMen love misinterpreting statistics
>>33331160>Women, would you give your guy best friend a blowjob if he had a bad day?No, he has herpes.
>>33331194>Being gay is a disease to me no offenceHard not to take offense to that desu
Cunt
>>33331211>whats the worst injury you ever got?Dropped a transmission on my foot and broke four metatarsals.
>>33331215was it a fracture or did it snap in half?
>>33331216The best part was that all my toenails were broken and my sock was completely bloody as I limped to the train station
>>33331222Goddamn
>>33331211M, penis and scrotum injury. This one woman was angry at me because she thought I cheated on my girlfriend so she stabbed me in the balls and shaft of my dick with a pair of scissors. Was bleeding profusely for much the rest of the day.
>>33331202Is the rest of your hair dark
>>33331222Did you ever find it?
>>33331224Have you considered not being a fucking incel?
Mods and jannies are triple niggers and suck big fat smelly donkey dicks like their worthless lives depend on it
>>33331230bruh is your dick and balls okay now
>>33331232Yes, actually. :)
>>33331064Lips. Lots of kisses.
>>33331238Yes, actually. :)
>>33331211M
ive never been injured really but i was slightly drunk out walking with my roommates and i slammed my knee into pic rel and fainted for the only time in my life
>>33331222what's the hole look like inside
can you see your own brain in there
>>33331224pee pee poo poo
>>33331244well that's a relief
>>33331245ow
>>33331250I'll fuck you in the bot!
>>33331133Being awkward and weird and destined to die alone.
Those were all true though.
>>33331211F. Lost a toy in myself. Wasn't technically an "injury" beyond the scratches from when I was trying to get it out, but it required the most physical help from a health professional, so I count it.
>>33331235have you tried not turning men into incels?
why am I getting boobs when I am the most fit I ever been
>>33331143Next time you see some old boomer with a brown-skinned girlfriend, ask him if he regrets it
(the answer is no btw). Do it
>>33331161>human traffickerOh go fuck yourself, these chicks get to be with a white guy who doesn't hit them and he bathes every day, the list of Indian chicks who want in far outweighs the white losers.
>>33331074Absolutely. Big spoon him.
>>33331211M
Broke my arm twice in the same spot a few months apart
>>33331225Nta but they are correct, I have nothing against it and think that it should be accepted in our society, but being gay is a severe mental illness
People call me a nutter, but I think to myself, at least I'm not a gay lord
>>33331235Not like it's a choice
>>33331258>he took the gearpillGood luck with gyno bro
Women can you simp for me please?
>>33331211I had to get stitches on my head once after I was attacked by a rabid see-saw.
>>33331241I've mention this story before. I was a waitress and (really stupidly) attempted to break up a bar fight some drunks were having. Got a broken beer bottle to the eye.
>>33331268did they put it out of its misery
>>33331164I can't lay on my boobs for long.
>>33331266is gearpill steroids?
>>33331183Yeah. Women are attracted to status and power, which used to mean they used to prefer and be sexually satisfied by men. Now they reluctantly date men but would prefer the sex with the higher status.
>>33331211M, idk but have concussed myself a few times
>>33331270Did they apologise?
>>33331265>Not like it's a choiceYour attitude is 100% a choice.
>>33331270fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>33331270Yeah I remember you. That really sucks. Damn moids eh.
>>33331270do you wear a cute eye patch now
>>333312041⁄2
ounce Amaretto
1⁄2
ounce cranberry juice
1⁄2
ounce orange juice
1⁄2
ounce peach schnapps
1⁄2
ounce pineapple juice
1⁄2
ounce coconut rum
1⁄2
ounce light rum
Sounds yummy
>>33331208They are unironically worse. Idiotic nonsense here can only be a normal post.
On reddit it can be upvoted 200,000 times and be beamed into retard's brains to program them with insanity and bullshit.
It's like pooping under an overpass, versus pooping in the water supply
>>33331279Im not even in that what the f
>>33331283nah shes just a regular cow
>>33331270>>33331222I hope that one day you get a removable cybernetic eye that you can use to peep on your neighbors when they are having sex.
>>33331277Attitude doesn't change reality
Anyway I'm not really an incel, my ex gf wants to get back together and I'm meeting her at the train station tomorrow
I'm just commenting on what the reality is like between most women and men. Most of us men are simply not needed in the modern world or attractive
>>33331267Like keep postin him? Ok
>>33331153If you have a college degree unironically yeah they'll give you a yellow wife
>>33331285Not what I was-- I should try this, thanks.
>>33331286People on reddit aren't constantly saying the N-word or talking about how some Illuminati conspiracy bullshit is the reason women won't fuck them.
>>33331271As far as I know they're still using it to guard their house. The temerity!
>>33331293M
I still think Charles looked better with short hair
>>33331246I've had some surgery and it kinda looks like the inside of a mouth. No, I can't see my brain.
>>33331291nta wasnt there a guy with something like that? or at least it glowed red like the terminator.
>>33331222>F Lost an eye.Did you go Berserk?
>>33331301It was a wireless camera I think
Hello nativeanon here
I'm ugly and native american
virgin and incel
>>>/soc/34108520
>>33331296NTA but they've got their own racism and conspiracy nonsense that they peddle, it's just that theirs is """socially acceptable"""
>>33331276He actually did in court, yeh.
>>33331299was it your dominant eye?
>>33331295I'd suck her toes so hard
>>33331306notto dis shittu again
>>33331296that's entertaining, though. On reddit you have to read the idiotic thoughts of NPC morons without the disturbing and addictive spice of schizophrenia and insanity caused by isolation
>>33331306Shut the fuck up. No one is going to your pity party.
>>33331270Do you have a dope cosmetic eye?
I tried to call her to break up but she didn't answer the phone.
Guess I'll consider it done.
>>33331314i hate everyone and everything
>>33331265>People call me a nutter, but I think to myself, at least I'm not a gay lordThe dictionary definition of cope
>Not like it's a choiceWhen you say shit like "being gay is mental illness" it definitely is a choice
>>33331285More like
>12 ounce Amaretto>12 ounce peach schnapps>12ounce coconut rum>12 ounce light rumI'm an alcoholic
>image limit inboundNext Thread
>>33331313>>33331313>>33331313
>>33331314>againGive me the lore
>>33331281Eh, yeh... I blame myself mostly desu.
>>33331282No, just basic black.
>>33331284Yeh, I was financially compensated.
>>33331303I don't follow...
>>33331319she should get one with an eagle like the guy from gangs of new york
>>33331326Basically he comes into the thread and starts screwing nonsense like a retard. And not the typical kind you see here he's very prolific and aggressive in his posting. I hadn't seen him in a while and was actually hoping he'd died.
>>33331323Sorry I was just doing a bit of trolling
Have fun being a gaylord <3
>>33331310Yes.
>>33331319I have a couple fake eyes but I prefer to just wear the patch.
Women hate me for I am ugly, I do not blame them i am very ugly BUT i am mad at them
Im nativeanon
incel, virgin, 25 years old
>>33331326
>>33331332I'm Canadian. :P
>>33331331>I don't follow...Berserk is a manga/anime and the main protagonist, Guts, loses his eye.
>>33330749>You should not hang stuff on your walls. It looks outdated now. As do plants.I actually agree. Wacky walls and wallpapers are way cooler, but they are also more expensive.
>>33331351a maple leaf then
>>33331344Have you though about becoming a villain?
>>33331298He's just purrty~
>>33331342Is the cavity susceptible to infection? Has it ever been? How sensitive is it to touch? I feel like it'd just be like having an open wound all the time.
>>33331351Beaver then. It's on one of your coins, right?
>>33331342damn that sucks. id be fucked if i lost my right eye as i do a lot of target shooting.
>>33331180so that meme of lesbians marrying extremely soon without knowing each other that well is true?
>>33331041I mean the 3 girls that were in my programming languages class last semester were pretty attractive
>>33331342>I have a couple fake eyesDope, are they like wacky and cool or are they normal?
What about the eye patch?
>>33331376More than enough. :3
>>33331306You’re handsome wtf
>>33331293>>33331359The guy who supports child gender transition surgeries?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xFTccbHFees
>>33331398dude has serious dysmorphia and is blackpilled
>>33331398Fuck you, did you know women hate guys that arent perfect chads? If i was white black or asian id do better with women
i look like this, no woman has ever even talked to me nicely or less of all be into me, dont blame them im ugly but still i hate them
>>33331360It CAN be, especially after a surgery, but not in daily life as much as you might think if it's a healed wall. It's actually a lot like the inside of an eyelid come to think of it. I can get something like pink eye, which I find ironic. Socket is less sensitive to touch than you'd expect. It’s lined with like a mucous membrane, not skin, and doesn’t have as many pain receptors as a typical wound would have. I touched the back once and there's nerve endings but I didn't really feel anything painful. There’s a bony wall that completely separates the socket from the brain. It squicked me out more than anything.
>>33331377Relatively normal. I've tried blinged out eyes and I actually get more confused stares than with my black patch.
>>33331355Oh, someone gets that most walls aren't just gray if you don't hang posters on them
>>33331399Can you stop being mad about it? I'm not changing my mind for like the third time I've had this argument thrown at me.
If I have no friends or girlfriend should I just save my money and delay traveling until I am older?
>>33331427>I've tried blinged out eyes and I actually get more confused stares than with my black patch.Good, you should embrace that.
If I was in your shoes I'd like to think I'd commit to a full time Kakashi cosplay or just perma heterochromia.
>>33331446You will not be able to travel to poorer places when you are older because they will require walking and then you will be old and not want to or be able to do that.
>>33331445Less mad than you, apparently
>>33331414That's crazy it makes me wince just thinking about touching back there. How good do the prosthetic eyes look, I assume they don't move around very much like normal eyes.
>>33331213I'm killing you
>>33331460The ones I have look pretty realistic but you're right, they can get uncomfortable at the end of the day and don't track as well.
>>33331486You're the only thing that makes me feel alive. And if I were to die, I'd rather it be in your arms.
>>33331507I'm a leech and you are just s ghost in my head
How do I deal with a coworker that dislikes me for no apparent reason. I’m about to start a seasonal job, It’s the first day, and they’re already talking shit about me even though I haven’t started yet
>>33331520You're not a leech, you just need a little more fixing up than some. A little love, care, and attention. And you'll be back up on your feet.
Give me a prompt for my ai erotica tonight
>>33331539So I am broken I'm fucked up
>>33330565No, but I dislike my mother and am profoundly attracted to my sister who is my type
>>33331270I find it interesting that we don't really have that many different individuals itt, yet between you and the chemist, we've had two people who have lost an eye.
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