Thread 33328823

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Previously on ATOGA:>>33326988

Shalom, /atoga/.

How do I get a french gf with a beautiful ass?

>>33328831
You don't because they don't exist

Do american women like european men?

>>33328835
>wanting some of the worst women on earth for no reason at all

MKG came up with a good joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.

Do european women like american men?

>>33328835
>Do american women like european men?
No, they just like the accent.

>>33328846
>Do european women like american men?
Yes, they just hate the accent.

Hes never going to marry me

>>33328835
I try to like them but they are so inhumane that I can’t stand them. Just dirt with no manners. They treat women on the same level as Indians but pretend they don’t

If I see one more happy couple I’m going to personally nuke this country

>>33328840
kek pretty funny

I planned a date with the girl I had been seeing to have dinner at a Michelin guide ramen place and then to watch a movie she wouldn't stop talking about, and after the dinner she canceled the movie and lied and said she doesn't want to sit for a movie afted eating that much food. I asked her what she wanted to do and she brought up a friend playing a DJ set 9 minutes away an how it was free, so we went to a rave, and a pregame rave and she wanted to just act like friends because we weren't official. And once we got there, she acted like she didn't really want me around even though she asked if I wanted to go. And she is friends with one of the DJs there, and she had told me before that he asked if she wanted to have sex and she said no. But once he was done with his set he and her were all over each other at the pregame and the rave she wanted everyone to go to, like touching his arms and he had his arm around her waist. And she even gave him a shoulder rub later that night. And that whole time she acted like I was a leper and wouldn't even look at me. And so I was talking to other women. She also said she wants her friend to drive her home and not me because she doesn't get to see him often. She ended up staying there until her friend picked her up.

>>33328835
They like accents in general but you're going to find American women are pretty bratty and disloyal compared to their cousins across the pond.

>woman lives with man for free (supposedly not dating)
>woman gets gifts from internet strangers by pretending to be a character she isn't
>woman never forces anybody to get gifts, but accepts them

State gender.
What do you think about this?

>>33328853
Could you please elaborate?
>They treat women on the same level as Indians but pretend they don’t
Western and northern europe are some of the most egalitarian places on earth

>>33328861
F
I have no real opinions on the situation.

>>33328861
M
I ask myself why I had to be born with a penis

>>33328862
In Europe women do the chasing and begging and the men like it that way

>>33328861
a glorified stripper and her simps, I dislike everyone in the arrangement but I don't care enough to think anyone should do anything about it

How hard is it to eat pussy?

>>33328861
F
She should die and he should die and you should all die

>>33328853
>woman tries an equal dating environment one time
>reeees about it
many such cases

>>33328874
JH moment

>>33328870
Just to be clear, there were no nudes or even the promise of anything in return for gifts.

Didn't get a response last thread so I'll ask again:

Does financial stability do favors for me when dating women? Do they care if I make six figures and have my own house paid off or is that something that does not matter when initially dating?

>>33328853
>>33328869
This is honestly a great example of the hysterics of the Modern American Female
Hideously entitled, selfish and immature. Unable to view relationships as anything more than a personal cost-benefit analysis.

If your post was true, women fuck off to southern europe for dick.

>>33328874
They are all gonna die though?

>>33328881
>Does financial stability do favors for me when dating women?
This is such an incredibly stupid question.
Why would it not?

>>33328880
It really doesn't matter, it's the same thing that boomers did in strip clubs regardless of the presence of a titty, girl pretends to like some losers, losers give her some cash as a thank you for indulging in the fantasy.

>>33328886
women wouldn't fuck off to southern europe for dick.**

>>33328871
Not really hard desu just listen to the bitch and eat that pussy like it's the last supper

>>33328890
>girl pretends to like some losers
She didn't.

>>33328886
>>33328892
NTA
I have zero interest in ever fucking off to southern Europe for dick. Why would I want to bang a smug douchebag with his head up his ass?

>>33328881
Depends on the type of women you want to attract. If she is more of the responsible older secure women then yes it matters. If you are just going after the college slut then you can be a homeless bum and women still want you.

>>33328896
Don't worry honey, they have far, far better options than you.

I was watching a porno where the guy was really dominating and degrading the girl, and he told her that her name is "Meat" and made her repeat it. Does that do anything for you girls?

>>33328899
Ooooh nooo, the smug euros don't want to fuck me, how upsetting.

>>33328869
That's not true. Depending on the country it is either men doing the chasing or neither gender

>>33328732
Once I saw a very ugly dude in public while I was having a cigarette in the park in my work break
Then a very pretty girl ran into his arms and I started seething
This is when I realised that I was not the hero, I was the villain

>Captcha: PSY0P

Last night I felt miserable after having had a drink.
I have finally sworn off the egirl shit.

>>33328830
Shalom, ma nishma?

>>33328907
F
I do this too. How do I stop being evil?

>>33328881
No, women love brokie directionless losers with no social status who cannot afford their own property /s
https://youtu.be/tWhdBX8zgBg?si=wDe2SilotOKeHKBn

>>33328909
Alright I'll see you in the Discord Kitten server later tonight. Cause we all know you are coming back.

>>33328909
as if

>>33328871
Your jaw might get sore and some women are not ready to make orgasm so it can take a long time.

>>33328886
European men are the number one wife beaters

>>33328913
Idk I think we need to improve our personalities and start meeting people IRL and be more normal or something
Evil scheming is more fun though

>>33328919
Based

Men if a guy says he doesn't mind my type of woman does that mean he's rejecting me or he'd fuck? This would just be fucking. Not normally this desperate but he is incredibly hot

>>33328871
It's easy and pretty fun desu

I’m already dead

>>33328903
Uh oh, the american woman is pretending she isn't assblasted

>>33328906
M

My experience and those of guys I know irl is that most foreign dating experiences are better than the USA for men, and going from the retarded game theory and sky high entitlement attitude of American women to even someplace like Germany or the UK can make the women seem forward by comparison.

For some really hilarious shit read about American expat women trying to date in Asian countries, it's like they take it as some huge sign of sexism that they can't open a date with a dozen insults and demands.

>>33328923
Just go fuck Chad already, jfc...

>>33328916
I'm not in any and I have exited that level of hell several years ago already.
Not saying I haven't talked with any on discord in private, but never met them through servers.

>>33328923
what does he look like?

>>33328923
He'd fuck you but nothing more. Like after the sex he is blocking you.

>>33328923
hi London
still getting pumped and dumped?

>>33328925
rip

>>33328923
He's not that into you but probably wouldn't reject casual sex.

>>33328923
>This would just be fucking. Not normally this desperate but he is incredibly hot
Moid hands or are you one of the thread sluts

I am tired of women collectively making their own lives worse and worse and then blaming men for it.
Women, when will you stop that?

>>33328933
Well good luck with the recovery then. You are a better man then most.

>>33328942
why are you making shit up again?

>>33328942
Literally the same could be said for moids.

>>33328942
Once we stop letting them outside of the house.

>>33328945
>>33328923

>>33328943
I am not sure about that, but thanks.

>>33328945
Why would you even attempt this pretense?

>>33328942
It's mostly the foids ITT, women IRL are normal IME

>>33328948
you falling for retarded rage bait again? we have been over this anon

>>33328946
No, it couldn't. Find a better defense mechanism.

>>33328871
>>33328918
>Your jaw might get sore
Tongue too. First time I went down on a woman, my tongue was sore for days. I almost thought I had an infection in my lymph nodes.

>>33328881
For some, but not me. I intentionally go for guys that don't make a lot of money because it makes them less desirable to other women.

>>33328951
why would you even fall for the same lame demoralization crap?

Why can't women stop being sluts even when we're in a relationship?

>>33328952
True.
Anons should keep in mind that the foids here are trash SA victims and this is the only place where they feel brave enough to hate men, kek. Truly pathetic creatures.

>>33328937
Lol if it was London she'd be asking if it was embarrassing her seeing him and him negging her, until she eventually agreed to fwb and then got cheated on in a relationship

>>33328952
Your experience isn't relevant because I'm not talking about experience, I have the statistics.

>>33328955
Yes it can. You dumbass moids lie to yourselves about how women only want to fuck the magical mythical Chad and then spend your lives coping and seething about how evil women are.

>>33328958
Because men get lazy in relationships and I need dick.

>>33328961
Post them

>>33328957
You ARE the lame demoralization crap in this conversation

>>33328958
you have to first undergo ego death to be able to stop seeking validation, a better option, be content with what you have
you have to surrender to the relationship and frankly, most people will never be capable of that

>>33328962
>terminally online internet babble
not a good defense

>>33328942
>no islam
>no christianity
>can vote, get educated, get jobs, get property
Aren't things going pretty well for women? Like, the best ever, for them?

>>33328963
Just stop being a whore, maybe it's too difficult for women to grasp this concept.

>>33328952
Women IRL restore my faith in women
Women ITT ruin my faith in women
Women are just not meant to be trusted

>>33328889
honest to god no one has ever brought it up in any meaningful way, it's just been implied that it's the norm despite me never dating anyone who has more than an apartment (with roommates usually too). the reason I ask is that having my own place is important to me but I'm not really meeting women around here that want to date long term, so I'm considering if I just move into a bigger city and incur some financial setbacks in the attempt to better my odds of finding a long term relationship.

I wish an incredibly hot guy approached me for a one night stand...

>>33328962
Men collectively tried to walk away and you've been following us and harassing us ever since. It's hard not to hate women when literally every time there's media or a hobby I like some woman shows up with government money and lawyers demanding it be remade to cater to women.

>>33328968
>Ignoring my response to insult me
Typical moid.

>>33328967
Maybe I should give her a heroic dose of LSD so she can finally have a big plate of humble pie.

>>33328966
ok, so what kind of life would you rather live? one where all women are inherently fallen and tainted and there is no saving grace or one where you don‘t give up on hope and try to look for the good buried in the trash? I know which option I am chosing

>>33328973
>moving into the city just to have more dating material
You are even more retarded than I had though.

I literally want to shake and kill these people who have loving relationships and just act like they are nothing like they are their god given right I have been begging god to send someone who loves me and literally nobody wants to not even my family likes me and no one will ever like me

>>33328977
Perhaps all foids should be given mandatory LSD to make them actually people

>>33328975
>Muh 'all women are SJWs' bullshit
What is the point of this bullshit mindset? Speaking as a non-SJW woman, this doesn't endear me to you and all it does is make me think that there's nothing wrong with misandry.

>>33328974
That requires you to get off 4Chan and Discord and go out into the real world. So it isn't happening.

>>33328977
thats one option, sure
but it‘s artificial, so it‘s mainly temporarily
it can remind someone, what ego death feels like and maybe make it easier to try and reclaim it, but the only stable version is the one you create yourself

>>33328982
What do you suggest? Open to ideas

>>33328983
have you tried being more likeable?

>>33328984
New way to fix foids just dropped.
I'm all in, these sluts need to blast off with some 5-MeO-DMT before they get a chance to break sensitive young man's heart.

>>33328985
except that's not what he said

>>33328990
my dad told me to try that… it‘s been on my mind

>>33328993
If you have the opportunity to you should try it.

>>33328992
His entire post was "women are SJWs who ruin muh hobbies".

>>33328995
have you tried it? what was it like?
I tripsat my dad trying it and it was - quite something
made me curious for sure

As a friendless femcel for most of my life, I gave a moid a chance for the first time in my life at 28 years old and said moid damaged my brain beyond repair.

I was fine being alone my entire existence, but after experiencing intimacy (cuddling, hand-holding, kissing, sex, just being next to someone every night) for 2 years, and then having that suddenly yanked away, I find it intolerable to be alone. It's been several months and I fear the damage the moid has done to my brain by introducing this drug and then removing it is irreversible.

Any advice? I just want to go back to being cold and emotionless again, I want to feel dead inside so I can sleep by myself and never think about needing another person. I was unironically 1000x better off before meeting this moid. I fucking hate this so much. I can't fucking sleep and my mind is consumed with a neediness I have never known before.

>>33328997
I haven't had a chance yet to try it, I've done regular DMT though.
But it's definitely one I want to try.

>>33328996
the incessant need for you to reduce everything into hackneyed internet memes from a decade ago is tiresome and it's not helping your case.

>>33329000
You got a brother?

>>33328983
I used to feel this way too until I met a nice lass down the pub
The solution is touching grass but ik that's much easier said than done
It's much easier to seethe on the internet which is still one of my favourite past times desu

>>33328988
>What do you suggest?
That you are incredibly stupid.

>>33329001
>regular DMT
what was that like? most I‘ve tried was MDMA, so I don‘t have any idea

>matched with a hot blonde 18yo on Tinder (I am in my mid 30s)
>she texted me first
>talked to her for a bit then asked her out
>she said she doesn't date
>asked her what she's looking for then
>unmatched me today

It's joever.

>>33328983
Calm down Elliot

>>33329002
You can continue to pretend his post didn't say what it did just because you moids always need to defend each other no matter what. I'm going to move on from this.

>>33328983
I don't understand this envy, even though I am a lonely 26 year old khhv

>>33329007
lol, he got the BPDemon treatment

>>33329000
>I want to feel dead inside
Give it long enough and that feeling will return, don't worry

>>33329000
So why did you dump him, dumb old foid?

>>33329006
Well I tried it with a pen, and I don't smoke so it was hard to take in deep breaths and I did not blast off. I saw purple banded snakes slither in geometric patterns with my eyes closed.

>>33328983
why you so desperate

>>33329005
What's with being so mean to me?

>>33329009
>because you moids always need to defend each other no matter what.
Damn, you really don't like it when the shoe is on the other foot for once huh?

>>33329000
Why not try to get your moid back?

I met a girl about a year ago and starting to text her again.

She's a friend of my best friend's girlfriend so I don't want to fuck it up.

I like this girl but I'm scared of making the texting stale and also don't know how to escalate eventually in asking her out. How can I do this?

>>33329007
notification those +1 notifications

>>33329015
well, thats something I guess, lol
does normal DTM kick in as fast as 5-MeO? that was kinda crazy to observe

>>33329000
Why did he leave?
You can't go back but you can go forward, take accountability unless you want this to happen again.

>>33329021
If it has taken you a year to build up the courage to ask a girl out then I have bad news for you. You aren't going to make it. Sorry bud.

>>33329011
Your body gave up on finding someone, that anon's body is still fighting to find love. It's natural to feel anger in a bad situation.

>>33329023
You have to take multiple hits, the last hit to blast off has to be assisted by someone else so yeah I think its just as quick but for you don't go unconscious like 5 meo dmt, you just lay where you are.

>>33329028
>Your body gave up on finding someone
The opposite is true

>>33329021
just ask her out

>>33329000
It's not irreversible, it goes away eventually, but it'll probably take a few years.
Alternatively, find another bf once you're ready to date again.

>>33329000
F
Lol this happened to me
I don’t know what the cure is. It’s just suffering forever. I miss when I was just lonely of my own volition, not because someone reeled me in and then left me. It’s so much worse this way

>>33329029
do you think it would be overkill to go from basically no experience to 5meo? like, should one work one‘s way up?

>>33329036
Idk, it's kinda unlike anything else.
You just have to let go and not try to hold onto reality.

>>33329033
>when you get pumped and dumped by Chad

>>33328985
It's not just a function of culture war stuff it's just the women's mentality that any kind of male activity or space is inherently bad and regardless of a woman's politics she seems to feel entitled to seek out places where men are and try to disrupt them. My mom is a conservative homemaker type, she still gets huffy and annoyed if I'm having my friends over to MY house to play cards, my girlfriend doesn't like it either, there's no rational reason for it but it seems universal that as a guy you can't do guy stuff with your guy friends without women getting angry about it. I've honestly never heard a positive thing about a guy's day or anything like that and every time I plan them it's a battle to keep the women out of it. This scales up from me and my buddies playing video games in the garage and is a legit societal problem at this point that has nothing to do with whether you voted for Orange Man or Cackling Grandma.

>>33329033
Literally just date an average guy and he will be loyal forever, dumb foid.

>>33329033
What did you do for him to dump you?

>>33329026
We started talking again since we just saw each other at a party

>>33329008
>Elliot Rooodger here...

>>33329038
yeah, I guess it doesn‘t really matter what experiences you had before, it‘s like going on a rollercoaster, buckle up and surrender to the experience
I might try

>>33328989
Yes
>>33329004
I live a completely normal and functional life save for the fact that no one wants to date me.

My brother in law tried to set me up with his friend, but the guy bailed before I even talked to him.
>>33329011
I think I’ve made finding that my only life goal and everything else is filler. So my life feels empty having no one

Do you think "respecting women" only scares the good moids?

>>33329040
>she seems to feel entitled to seek out places where men are and try to disrupt them
Sharing hobbies with men is someone me being entitled? My bad for being a weeb I guess. The rest of your post reeks of "the women in my life are shit, therefore I'm going to treat women like a monolith even though I'd get furious if a woman did the same thing to me" shit. Tell your mom to go fuck herself and dump your bitch girlfriend.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33329045
Well then ask her out. Like right now. Flirting over text is like an intermediate level. You just need to go for the kill.

>>33329050
this phenomenon seems to extend beyond dating advice

>>33329050
>anon realizes that all those crazy moids and foids aren‘t the norm but just the narcs

>>33329050
M

She's onto something here, but another aspect of it is that guys just feel like the stakes for talking to women are really high, women need to be de-fanged a little in terms of the social damage they cause during their rejections, like it's okay to tell a guy to fuck off if he doesn't get the hint but there's a sizable minority of women that want to make every rejection into a social revenge campaign and they ruin it for the rest of you.

>>33329056
Discord Kitten Servers

>>33329050
Good men have to become evil if they want to get dates in 2025. These dumb cunt foids are so mindbroken that they get off on abuse and call it lovebombing if a guy is nice to them.

>>33328923
lmao, get an actual boyfriend, would you really settle for being a fuckhole for some guy doesn't give a shit about you?

>>33329066
She would rather hook up with Chad than have a mid bf

>>33329051
There really aren't that many women who respect men's social needs, saying just find one who does is the equivalent of me telling you to go find the six three trust fund guy with blue eyes.

>>33329069
Oh look, now you're pushing the magical mythical Chad on me. Enjoy your misery.

>>33329000
did you actually date or was he just fucking you and you got your hopes up expecting him to stick around even tho you were offering everything he wanted out of you without ever asking for commitment from his end?

>>33329051
i think those women don't actually care about the hobby enough to share in it, they would rather just ruin it out of resentment

>>33329065
I don't know about evil, but I am resentful that I have to be aloof and "cool" all the time because apparently actually wanting to date a girl means she's too good for me and will get the ick.

>>33329063
This.
Rejection can be as traumatic as sexual abuse is for females.

>>33329050
I think it's a nuanced situation. I think that ignorance is genuinely a big part of many of the bad behaviours men can have towards women. A LOT of guys just straight up don't know that certain actions have negative effects on women because the way men live our lives is so different (because we're physically stronger and bigger). So teaching boys and men that certain behaviours have a much higher impact than they think is helpful. It's also helpful teaching them that women are vastly more likely to want to fuck if they feel comfortable. I think that you need someone to at least tell men that their bullshit sigmoid grindset shit is actively detrimental to them getting dates, even if those men probably won't listen to it.

Having said that.
It's 100% true that generally the guys who are gonna heed the "respect women" advice are the ones who already thought they were doing that and they can worry themselves into a nervous wreck because of it. And then when they eventually figure out they were being an autistic imbecile they often snap the exact opposite way and become huge dickheads.

Women, what would you think if your bf proposed a roleplay where you would wear prostitute clothes and wait a few minutes in a sidewalk at night, and then he stop by in his car and you 2 would talk as if you two didn't know eachother?
You could keep whatever money he offers you.

>>33329073
And now we're back on "All women are SJWs" bullshit.

>>33329071
nice reading comprehension, you're probably a retarded fujo too

>>33329071
reread what he wrote, but a lot slowlier
He's saying they're both quasi-mythical concepts
Why is the average Anon ITT a retard? I unironically have better conversations in a general dedicated to the discussion of incest.

List gender, what is your childhood crush? F, mine is picrel

>>33329077
no thanks, nothing more cringe than role playing

>>33329063
This is such bullshit. Get a fucking grip. The stakes are so fucking low when it comes to talking to women. Not once in my life have I ever heard, seen, or heard about someone asking another woman out and getting damaged socially.

>>33329076
No one has the sigma mindset
That's just an online meme

>>33329080
Not a fujoshi. Fujoshi anime is shit.

>>33329050
I don't think it's 100% nature and 0% nurture, and there's overlap, but there's definite nature elements there. But the problems identified there are definitely problems.

>>33329076
You really wanted to show what a nuanced and empathetic individual you are by typing out this post, but you really are neither of those things.

>>33329078
NTA but
>All women are SJWs
is true.

>>33329078
could you argue any more disingenuously?
at least be interesting when you troll post

>>33329075
NTA
Have you ever thought about going up to a rape victim and telling them that you know how they feel because a girl rejected you? And could you record it so everyone online can see the rape victim's reaction?
>>33329090
Not me. Eat shit and enjoy stewing in the misery of your own creation.

>>33328861
>What do you think about this?
m
i don't think, i just goon

>>33329082
M
She was so pretty.

>>33329086
Please explain to me what you thought I was saying
>>33329082
M
Pic rel

How long do i need to keep these 3 chicken breasts in the crock pot on higj for till theyre done enough to shred ez?

>>33329050
I find it insulting and condescending. If you are telling me that, you might as well be calling me a braindead retard to my face.
If you think for 1 minute about it, who is this message for to begin with?
People that don't respect women to begin with won't magically change because you tell them not respecting women is bad, they just don't care to begin with so your "advice" goes to deaf ear. The men that already understand the concept of civility just find it insulting.

>>33329082
wtf that looks like me except I have green eyes

>>33329098
ask chatGPT

>>33329097
But thats not the kind contortionist one

>>33328901
Porn is making men retarded. Ban it.

>>33329098
>crock pot
I'm going to call you a faggot first, get a Dutch oven and some self respect
Second, Google it, it's ~3 hours on high

It's incredible just how well you can gauge a woman's male theory of mind and logical empathy by simply watching how she frames
any issue like >>33329050
case in point >>33329076, 3/10

>>33329089
I wanted to show my opinion on the fucking question presented to me you imbecile. What the fuck is up with people assuming any fucking opinion they don't like must be secretly fake

>>33329102
Chat gpt keeps logs of all your queries and is what they will use to decide who gets the real cures when covid 2.0 drops.
I refuse to use

>>33329082
M
Jennifer Love Hewitt.

>>33329106
Get a creuset poorfag

>>33329110
I did not accuse you of being fake, I accused you of being simple.

>>33329107
Thats a guy responding brainlet

>>33329118
My bad, fatherless and/or effeminate males sound indistinguishable from females

>>33329082
F
Avril Lavigne

>>33329117
You said I wanted to show how empathetic and nuanced I am. On fucking 4chan. Apply yourself, retard. Just because I mention the word "nuance" jfc fuck me for realising that teaching men how to respect women can work in some situations but be ineffective in others

>>33329112
oh ok, in that case I hope it‘s still raw when you eat it, you are one of those insanely rare instances where that leads to sepsis and you get eliminated, hope that helps

>>33329114
Good call
>>33329098
Don't just get any Dutch oven, it's gotta be a Le Creuset or else none of your food will ever sate your hunger and you will starve to death regardless of how you gorge yourself

>>33329101
dreamy

>>33329119
Why'd you delete your post

I dont think using this website is good for human beings

>>33329121
I didn't say I was going to show you how you were wrong. That's on you to improve, dickhead.

>>33329129
you dont say

>>33329076
I think you are missing some nuance here.
The base line is that women don't know what they want. Second line is that women are unbelievably shallow.
So following women advice is futile, they will tell to do X or Y, and then shame people for doing X or Y.
Case in point, women will say they hate white men while having white boyfriends. Women will tell you that height doesn't matter while exclusively dating and finding guys that are 6'2''+ tall and dismissing everyone else as not as attractive to them.

>>33329129
It's mostly just this thread, there's something uniquely bad about it
It's why I keep coming back

>>33329127
It wasn't my call.

another day of crushing loneliness
baby, i'm ready, i'm ready, ready, ready to blow my brains out

>>33329131
At no point did I say you were going to show me how I was wrong. What is your major malfunction

>>33329077
Bump

>>33329043
He was an average guy
>>33329044
He said he wasn’t ready for a relationship

>>33329138
I did not say that you said so, and nothing in my post relied on that assumption

>>33329141
>He said he wasn’t ready for a relationship
So Chad.

>>33329137
When you die words don’t mean anything it’s permanently nice and I won’t feel anything

>>33329144
Oh well then I didn't say that you said I said that, and nothing in my post relied on that assumption. Get fucked

>>33329145
He begged me to be in a relationship with him and when his mom got sick he bailed

>>33329149
How tall was he?

>>33329147
you really are a sassy little faggot, aren't you buddy?

>>33329137
bump

>>33329153
Bend over

>>33329146
we'll all be laughing with you, when you die

btw the actual line is "night", not "nice", which was very shocking to me when i found out

>>33329149
>He begged me to be in a relationship
not a particularly good beginning for a relationship

>>33329151
5’9

>>33329146
>permanently nice
lol

>>33329155
outed you, fag

>>33329158
It was good
It’s like the other femanon said it was like a drug. I really loved him

>>33329159
I doubt it, but ok.

>It's just kind of annoying how you're heavily opinionated on absolutely everything. You come across as an obnoxious blowhard.
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>33329146
If your soul isn't at peace, you could get stuck in a house or a place that hurt you the most when you were alive.

>>33329162
Yeah you sure got me anon, tempting me with your gay little ways.

>>33329165
say
>well, my opinion on this is that you are an obnoxious blowhard and thats the end of that

>>33329165
some people (mostly women) just want you to listen to them and not just to hear your unsolicited opinion on everything they say.

>>33329156
>>33329160
You guys suck shit

>>33329165
>this is called "not being an NPC"

>>33329165
lean into it with a shit eating grin, "fuck yeah"
won't retain the relationship though

>>33329165
Responding at all will just prove their point.

>>33329165
I genuinely don't know what blowhard means and I would say as much
fwiw if someone doesn't like that I'm opinionated on everything then it's just not going to work out. I'd say as much too.

>>33329115
Testosterone is what makes men retarded, porn is just how the elite exploits that retardation

>>33329167
I’d be at your house then

>>33329050
I agree with that pic

>>33329173
>wah wah wah I am having a mental breakdown because people laugh at me being stupid
calm down idiot

>>33329171
>some people (mostly women)
But especially all incels.

>>33329181
fwiw i used to believe that it "nice" too before i read the lyrics
"nice" fits the cynical tone of the song far better

>>33329165
Honestly, there's not much you can do about it. people like that get really pissed when you call them out on it.

>>33329182
did I hit a nerve?

>>33329178
Wrong.
Testosterone is what gives us confidence, willpower and overall makes us feel good.

I've just coomed. Now I can see no reason to interact with moids

>>33329164
?? You’re an idiot

>>33329185
I am neither an incel nor a woman.

>>33329191
Well you seem to bitch as much as either of them. So if the glove fits..

I just cried so hard I actually threw up a little lol I should get a medal for biggest crybaby bitch in the county

>>33329189
>coomed
No: Men coom. You squirted.

>>33329194
Your anus fits my dick bitch boy

>>33329189
Women can't "fuck" or "come", stop saying this shit.

>>33329184
what if anon actually is an asshole? idk who's in the wrong here but why do atogas always jump to conclusions

>>33329194
Ok, incel.

>>33329082
M
Overall Brandy was my main one desu
Probably influenced my taste in women a lot kek
Kaley Cuoco herself is also really hot

>>33329179
How did I hurt you? I'm a nice guy

>>33329115
Remember guys, this screenshot was just a """bad angle""" taken purposefully by cr*c, she deserves a rich handsome chad to take care of her and her bastard children xx

>>33329195
100%
oh god I hate it when people do that, holy shit it‘s so fucking pathetic
imagine crying like this because you feel sorry for yourself, lol
this kind of crying is reserved for when your child dies in your arms
faggot

I dated a femcel and she was just a autistic know it all slut.
You're all single for a reason even if you don't rant to admit it.

is car insurance worth it

>>33329189
Based post nut clarity moment
>>33329195
Based cryer anon
Sometimes just gotta let it out

>>33329207
Honestly, I am not even sure if I am in a relationship or not. Technically I am, but it does not feel like it.

>>33329207
This is also true for regular male incels.

>>33329189
Then why are you posting here?

sittign on a balcony over the meditarrean in bumfuck nowhere
gonna have a raki on you faggots

>>33329210
The BPD is oozing off of your post.

I feel bad for newfags who come to /atoga/ genuinely hoping to interact with women, not knowing this is a roleplaying thread where men pretend to be roasties while other men talk to them.
Like, there's no women anywhere else on 4chan, why did you think this thread would be any different?

>>33329207
I wasn’t a slut

>>33329214
cheers bitch!

>>33329216
There are women here, just not the kind who'd touch us with a 10 foot pole irl

>>33329215
Possible.

>>33329208
Yes, if you don't have it you risk ruining your life trying to buy a new car.

>>33329214
Raki is so incredibly repulsive though, don't you have anything nice?

Enjoy.

>>33329203
Everything you do harms me

>>33329219
>There are women here
I don't think so
>just not the kind who'd touch us with a 10 foot pole irl
Well, if there were women here they would 100% be like this.

>>33329212
Stop changing the subject

>>33329226
Not changing the subject. Moids love to project. Especially incels.

>>33329226
bad girls, bad girls
what you gonna do, when they come for you

>>33329217
Yeha I bet the femcel who couldn't keep her hands off of other men in front of me thought she wasn't a slut either.

I have a zit and it’s moids fault

>>33329233
Seal babyyyy <3

>>33329229
>changes the subject
Stop acting like a bitch.

>>33329234
this reminded me of my zit on the tit poem
it was outstanding

>>33329204
Yeah this is why I don't really agree with either side of the inkwell culture war
On one hand, people demonize men simply for feeling hurt due to prolonged loneliness. That is not okay. Bitterness and resentment is a normal response to years of social rejection, or even to pain in general.
But on the other hand, it is also not okay to be cruel to random women and call them ugly.
Both sides are cruel. Normies for demonizing hurting people for having negative feelings, inkwells for attacking randoms we know nothing about except that they exist.

>>33329223
yeah, water
it's so fucking humid here. the air is so thick that you can cut it. the only escape is the sea

>>33329234
Soz just use concealer or smth idk babe

>>33329233
I love sea doggos so much. I wish I could have a pet sea doggo.

>>33329240
Don't go swimming when drunk, honey.

Do ladies not like it when a "hang out" is actually a man making it a date?

Do we really have to specify a "date" rather than a "hang out?"

i want a moid whose pecs are bigger than my boobs

>>33329165
I have opinions on many things and do not shy away from expressing them
I've never been told something like this, it sounds like a skill issue

>>33329248
yeah, I already thought this is going to be funny when you called it that lmfao

>>33329239
>not okay to be cruel to random women and call them ugly.
I agree with this, however rule breaker was a notorious bully on this board and a narcissist, if she can dish it out she should be able to take it also

>>33329232
Okay well I never did that stuff

>>33329216
There are women on other boards and in other threads
But this thread, yeah, it's painted as some normie congregation but it's actually just nightmare LARPing

>>33329253
Rule breaker? The girl in that picture is infamous here?

>>33329250
That is called gynecomastia and I assure you, you don't want a man with that.

He will mog you

Sorry for my shitposts earlier
Can I pls get a prayer for my ex gf in the chat tonight
Visited her in the hospital and we had a nice time for a few hrs, she's in good spirits with a fighting mentality but she is really not well
She's done nothing wrong and yet she has to suffer like this. Why is the universe so unfair

I had to decline two dates with this guy because I genuinely was busy, should I offer a new time or is he probably done with me?

>>33329082
M
Emma Watson's portrayal of Hermione.
I just have a thing for nerds/bookworms. Still sorta do.
Got chatting with a lass two weeks ago, who waffled on for a good half hour about:
- how the stored potential energy in twisting fibres keeps fabrics from falling apart
- how "technologically advanced" natural fibres are, and how synthetics can't replicate certain properties
- how it's a shame, that colonisers of previous centuries rotted out regional fibre-producing plants with interesting properties and replaced them with boring monocultures.
I have no interest in the topic, but her enthusiasm was infectious!
Still kicking myself, that I never thought to ask for her number, even if she did briefly mention a significant other...

>>33329261
What happened to her?

>>33329262
Did you offer him another time after you rejected the date?

Usually if you want to be with someone you'll re-schedule with them.

>>33329259
Yes kek. She's mellowed out now but years ago she incessantly bullied people on this board while talking about how hot and great she was. She was also friends with and encouraged groomers on this board like Croc, MKG, Gary etc. That's why it's funny to take the piss when she claims that picture was a purposefully taken ""bad angle"".

>>33329262
If you genuinely were busy both times, it's fine. He's probably done for now with initiating, but you can easily salvage. Just text him, set something up, and let him know you actually are interested.

>>33329247
i wouldn't even make it down the 20m of sketchy cement stairs to the beach at this point, let alone past the rocks at the foot of the cliff.
but i'll be sure to take a dip first thing in the morning to wash off all the disgusting sticky sweat

>>33329261
Depends why is she your ex?

>>33329260
>gynecomastia
no im talking about muscle, having big pecs from being fat or hormone imbalanced is cheating

someone do something entertaining pls

>>33329269
>why is she your ex
Mostly because I fucked up one night after work and drank too much and didn't meet her on time for something. She said that was the main thing that made her pull away and then dump me. But then after that she wanted to try again
>>33329264
She had a ministroke a few months ago, has cardiovascular, migraine and sciatica issues (and is getting tested for cancer). She's been doing okay the past few months but had a flare-up this week and is in the hospital again. We're still talking and calling and I went to see her but she's not in a good way. I just wish I could do more and wave a magic wand lol

>>33329274
*Shoots self*

>>33329274
>>33329276
*eats anon's corpse*

>>33329276
nice

>>33329274
What would entertain you kek
I'd do some mad shit but in the house with other people rn. In like 12hrs though I can

>>33329279
NICE

Moids why won't you eat pussy

>>33329281
knock knock

>>33329284
i would if i had gf

>>33329284
Hard to buy in America prease understand

>>33328823 (OP)
Censoring nipples in classic art style... Not based.

>>33329284
If I had a girlfriend I'd be eating her out like man who's never seen food. Nothing could stop me.

>>33329284
Nobody wants me to eat their pussy.

>>33329274
I was about to brush my teeth while letting cookie clicker run in the background.
Should I jerk off instead?

>>33329292
do all three simultaneously

>>33329279
*Comes back to life and erupts from your abdomen like a chestburster*

>>33329292
Jerk off while brushing your teeth

>>33329284
Men who don't are gay.
Pussy is so nice and you get to be the subject and object of here pleasure with no small symbolic value in showing humility and appreciation for her.
Idk unless it's dirty it should be the highlight of the night.

>>33329293
>>33329296
Jerking off is not something I do on the side and I don't want to accidentally cum somewhere I don't plan to...

>>33329294
*writes thanks in the dirt with my last seconds of life, since I got a prion disease from eating your brain anyway and I was doomed regardless*

>>33329285
Zomg who's there
>>33329284
I ate my ex's multiple times
>>33329292
>cookie clicker
Bruh I didn't know anyone over 12 still played that ngl

>>33329275
>made her pull away and then dump me.
Oh so she is a little crazy got it

>>33329301
don't reply to me

>>33329301
>who‘s there
cheese

>>33329305
The Rocket League pro?
Amazing!

>>33329303
I mean she's BPD and I'm bipolar we're both nuts
I still really care about her and want the best for her
And despite my mistakes, I honestly think I was a good bf while we dated
>>33329304
Take a shot everytime bro says this

>>33329284
>femanon is dating chad again

>>33329299
*Lets out an incompressible RAAAAGH as I am a zombie and cannot read or think, but were I cognizant I'd appreciate your gratitude*

>>33329309
Just be with her then anon. That really is the only good thing you can do at this point. But I'll keep her in the prayers. The big man upstairs knows just what to do with her.

>>33329312
Women is this true. If I want to be a heckin based alpha I have to stop eating you out.

>>33329309
>I still really care about her and want the best for her
More and more lies.
You are evil and enjoy hurting others.

>>33329319
It's the other way around: when you're a heckin' based alpha you don't need to.

>>33329284
I would if I could, but there's no one 'round here who'd want to stick their cunt in my face.
Hell, I've had a freakishly large tongue all my life (can touch the tip of my nose with it) and been playing woodwind instruments all my life.
Thought that'd make me a hit. Thought it'd be interesting, to see what I can do with these God-given gifts.
But no, I'm in my thirties and still haven't touched a woman beyond poking them in the shoulder.

Extra hell: If it's rank, I'll bend you over myself and wash you out before going down on you!

>>33329309
>I honestly think I was a good bf while we dated
Lol

Guyze I found turtles
What do you think of em?

Girls, what do you think of my personal favorite image?

>>33329284
I need to meet a girl who deserves it.

>>33329319
no, lol
not eating pussy doesn‘t make you an alpha but being an alpha makes us cum from your dick alone

>>33329328
PUSH THE CUNT IN

>>33329262
Offer a new time, if you don't hes done with you, and if you didn't do that the other 2 times he's also too socially inept to realize you already rejected him twice.

>>33329328
Turtles is something you can just find?

>>33329329
lacks vibe of anguish in bottom panel from tfw no gf

>>33329254
So you don't have any male friends irl or online?

>>33329329
Are you the kind of guy who spends all day seething about Jews and blacks? I don't mind a guy who can appreciate edgy jokes, I just don't want to deal with a sperg who spends all day crying about Israel.

>>33329337
No

>>33329341
Do you want a male friend irl or online

>>33329342
I just want a boyfriend

>>33329284
I would, but the woman I like isn't into me, so there's no pussy I care to eat.

>>33329335
Sometimes, they find you

>>33329343
Why did you last relationship end?

>>33329340
That's not what the image is about to me. It's about not letting the constant stream of negativity stop you from appreciating life.

>>33329328
söt sköldpadda

>>33329284
It's too hard

>>33329348
Ah okay. Then you're a cool dude.

>>33329348
That was my take away too but not my first thought.

>>33329328
Don't you dare trying to fuck them.

>>33329354
I'm gonna cum on them

>>33329347
He died

>>33329358
Woah what happened

>>33329328
... they're turtles...

>>33329346
I have never been found by a turtle. As far as I know.

There's no such thing as a femcel.
If you are a single as a woman it's because YOU don't want to date the men who want you, not because of lack of options.
You VOLUNTARILY chooses to not date the local Timmy who would love to date you, simply because he's not tall or rich or muscular enough to meet your unrealistic standards shaped by erotic romance novels and streaming series.

>>33329355
i sometimes cum in my aquarium. the fish love that shit and eat it up like it's a christmas dinner
gonna cultivate myself an aqua man soon. stoked

Women if you share a name with a guy's mother would it be weird for him to point that out?

>>33329365
Omg hi Mr The Deep

Foids, any advice for establishing a romantic relationship with an equally-aged family member? Aside from "kys" and "don't do it"

Bruh

>>33329312
How the fuck are determining "mate-value"

I mean, I could replace their entire study with the lyrics to Crazy Bitch.
If someone fucks so good, you may very well overlook flaws and, in fact, be down with it.

How is willingness to go down on a woman NOT intrinsic to mate value while something else like willingness to work an office job, change diapers, or tolerate her family would be?

It seems retarded from the start.

>>33329363
I rejected a tall rich guy because he didn’t know what a zucchini was

>>33329371
Did you just reference Buckcherry in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five? Peak trailer trash, my man

>>33329274
I'll maybe post a voca later, if it records right.

>>33329373
Lol

There are certain things fanfics, smut, porn or ASMR just can not accurately explain.
And that is when your partner slowly and gently caresses our thighs. Desiring you, wanting you.

>>33329379
>hornyposting while the sun is in the sky
Have some shame and hide your sin in the dark

>>33329380
>hornyposting
Was not my intention.
Just made me a bit sad that I am not experiencing it right now...

>>33328923
>Men if a guy says he doesn't mind my type of woman does that mean he's rejecting me or he'd fuck? This would just be fucking. Not normally this desperate but he is incredibly hot
I like slutty women, but at least have enough dignity not to fuck a guy that negs you.

>>33329373
the fact that those are the two most notable properties about him that you consider worth sharing to note his value says a lot about you

>>33329383
>women
>dignity
I might have said pick one, but nowadays you get neither

>>33329284
Smells bad, tastes bad.

>>33329369
I think the only reason I'm not into incest is because everybody in my family is ugly af.
>>33329371
>How the fuck are determining "mate-value"
Things like height, income, amount of muscle, face shape, etc are measurable and most of the time can be reduced to a single number.

>>33329384
NTA
No dumbass, she's pointing out that women don't just want tall rich men.

>>33329325
>>33329320
Oh piss off lol.... you don't know me lol you only see my edgy shitposts here
>>33329316
Thank you anon it really means a lot <3 yeah I'll keep talking to her and try to see her again soon

>>33329373
>zucchini
Don't Americans call those "egg plants"?
Never understood, where the "egg" bit comes from..

>>33329384
Nta but height and wealth were literally brought up in the op

>>33328896
>Why would I want to bang a smug douchebag with his head up his ass?
A lot of chicks seem to be into that.
Just look at Destiny and Hasan.

I decided to walk on a trail today and I saw a woman walking her dogs. I kept looking up to greet her whenever she acknowledged me but she ignored me and walked off the trail to avoid walking past me. I forgot the would you rather bear or man in the woods meme existed.
Do women really get that frightened when they see a guy in the woods? I felt pretty bad about it.

>>33329390
an egg plant is an aubergine you moron

>>33329375
It may just be that you and I have sensibilities that do not correlate.

https://youtu.be/NVUGCdTVpug?si=wtPMhhk0ACV9XoNk

>>33329390
No, eggplants are aubergines. Zucchinis are long green things.

>>33329387
>I think the only reason I'm not into incest is because everybody in my family is ugly af.
Tbf I'm not really into incest either, it's specifically her that I want. I've jerked off to incest smut before, but that was just so I could insert us in the story instead, I'd rather we weren't related so I could just ask her out. Thanks nonetheless.
>>33329390
Aubergines are eggplants, zucchini are closer to cucumbers but not quite

>>33329390
NTA
Don't know what you're going on about. Eggplants are the purple things, not zucchinis.
>>33329392
Dumb retarded lefty women, sure. But I'm not a dumb retarded lefty woman, so those two repulse me.

>>33329284
i do

>>33328907
>Once I saw a very ugly dude in public while I was having a cigarette in the park in my work break
>Then a very pretty girl ran into his arms and I started seething
Maybe she was a friend, family member, or an escort?

>>33329389
You report back constantly how you hurt others.

>>33329387
>Things like height, income, amount of muscle, face shape, etc are measurable and most of the time can be reduced to a single number.
Equally hilarious if true but I'm gonna press x to doubt

Plap

>>33329388
ok im clearly too drunk to read and post
have a good one

Is this good advice?
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1751900411658078.jpg

>>33329378
What’s so funny

>>33329362
>As far as I know.
Indeed.

>>33329408
F
LMFAO I hate Indians so much

>>33329379
I love women's nails

>>33329408
>the first time I see a woman actually suggest whoring around (especially with another race) to get it out of your system and then settling down with someone else (especially someone of your own race, which you don't find desirable)
>she's Indian
I'm not even surprised

>>33329390
>>33329396
>Zucchinis are long green things.
Indeed.

>>33329409
I just found it funny how he didn't know what a zucchini was. Himbo chad.

>>33329373
How tall was he?

Women
Do you like pickles? What kind(s) of pickles?
Men can answer too I guess but make it clear that you're a man

>>33329419
M
Hell yeah

>>33329408
White women do the exact same thing but with black men instead (minus the financial part).

>>33329408
bitch half of us are the product of dozens of famines and 30 year wars and look like little fat garden gnomes whose bodies are hoarding calories for another decade without potatoes, wdym by "tall european men"

>>33329419
yeah, I love pickles
my favorites are obviously classic pickles, then pickled onions and pickled zucchini

>>33329419
Yeah I like pickles. Sour pickles specifically. Sweet pickles can go fuck themselves.

>>33329398
NTA. You wouldn't suck Nick Fuentes tiny cock with Destiny?

>>33329424
What's a zucchini

>>33329423
Euros are the tallest people on earth besides the Dinka. Not every European is a muck-shoveling mick.

>>33329426
Fucking disgusting.

M
I want to be the prize

>>33329408
Does anyone have a version of this but about european women?
Asking for a friend...

>>33329431
European women and bbc?

>>33329000
kek based chad mindbreaking dumb foids

>>33329432
not necessarily bbc

>>33329419
M
Not a big fan of normal pickles but pickled items I go absolutely feral for.
Pickled red onions? Incredible, more please.
Quick Pickled Cucumbers? Yes please.
Normal pickle spears? I mean, sure. If I have a sandwich I guess.

>>33329430
Alrighty, bend over. :^)

>>33329411
Were you a monitor lizard in a past life?

>>33329373
Was he hot?

>>33329408
tldr

>>33329444
Even Brahmins are as Dalits to Evropean BVLLS

>>33329427
How... how old are you?

Should i jerk off to black women again? or asian women?

>>33329450
Why not some lesbian porn with both, or perhaps Blasians, milord

>>33329450
why not both?

>>33329448
26

>>33329453
nta
where the fuck do you live that you dont know what a zucchini is

>>33329453
That is so sad and you never heard of a zucchini?
Where do you live?

>>33329453
Years or months

>>33329450
If your dick isn't telling you the answer then you shouldn't jerk off.

>>33329000
It's about connection.
Seek connections and thrive.

>>33329456
>>33329457
>>33329458
Come on guys >>33329373

>>33329461
oh he was memeing, i just got here. I haven't caught up to the continuity of the thread yet

>>33329461
I don't read every single post in here.

>>33329461
I'm sorry, I thought people online were genuine and honest. I expected more from you guys, and instead I'm just let down.
Maybe it's my fault, I keep getting disappointed by others, maybe I just expect too much. Sorry.

>>33329466
real shit

>>33329466
>data miner moment

>>33328835
european men suck ass

>>33329474
American foids are hated everywhere, you're trash.

>>33329474
No, I eat pussy.

women why do you hate being loveydovey?

I asked this guy out on a coffee date and he said “why don’t we just go on a walk” lol this is going to go terribly

Can you guys figure out my riddle?
oxygen sodium sodium, whats my name?

>>33329328
Cute!

>>33329474
European men are awesome
>t. brazilian dude

>>33329483
he just wants to smash

>>33329328
Me on the right

>>33329484
Onana?

>>33329417
6’5
>>33329440
He had a baby face but was fit

>>33329490
His foot into her face while they are alone on that walk, yeah.

>>33329390
Eggplants are aubergines as the others have said, but no one here has yet mentioned that zucchinis are courgettes. And while we're at it, arugula is rocket.

Not sure anyone really knows where the "egg" part comes from, but there are eggplant varieties that look more like eggs than the modern one. Certainly more reasonable than "pineapple".

>>33329488
Brazilians aren't beating the homosex allegations

>>33329497
this this how femcels think?

>>33329484
Yeah.

>>33329497
Why do women act like men can't be nice and sweet and horny at the same time? Its not always an act...

>>33329419
M
I mostly only like dill pickles, and maybe Asian pickles.

>>33329493
That be a horrendous name.

>>33329498
i think it‘s pretty obvious where the egg part comes from

>>33329484
O N-

>>33329484
Anon? Anona? Idk

>>33329501
yes
>>33329504
sure

My friend of 18 years died this morning.

>>33329451
>Why not some lesbian porn with both
Leave my fiancée and I out of this.

>>33329501
NTA
Women in general don't like to be seen as rewards for acting in the basic levels in decency?

>>33329498
>Not sure anyone really knows where the "egg" part comes from, but there are eggplant varieties that look more like eggs
Older cultivars that were grown as ornamentation instead of food have fruit that looks a lot like a chicken egg.

>>33329497
Why is it so difficult for women to understand the concept of doing something for someone so they'll do something for you?
Futhermore, why is it so offensive to them?

>>33329483
What's wrong with going for a walk

>>33329401
Nah I think they were a happy couple desu
>>33329402
Can you give any examples?

>>33329511
Damn that sucks. How'd your friend die?

>>33329515
>why is it offensive to pretend to truly like you and care about you just to be able to use you as a self cleaning sex toy
gee, no idea anon

>>33329512
Believe it or not some guys like affection and like to show it regardless of sex

>>33329517
>Can you give any examples?
Waste of time with narcissistic trash like you.

>>33329511
Good.

>>33329507
Yeah, when you pick the type of eggplant that looks like an egg, it looks like an egg, like I said in my post.

>>33329499
I've only ever dated women but desu I always had the curiosity to date a skinny blonde twink.
It's a shame they are basically non-existent here.

>>33329493
>>33329508
>>33329509
Rihanna

>>33329521
You got no leg to stand on dude

How can she slap?

>>33329533
What does rih have to do with oxygen

>>33329490
Aw man :(
>>33329516
I’m not a dog
Jk

>>33329483
I will go for some coffee with you anon :)

>>33329538
So what's the problem then

>>33329537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0CGsw6h60k

>>33329524
yeah, and I am saying that it‘s called eggplant because this specific variety that‘s round and white was cultivated in 18th century england (from india, where they had a lot of varieties), and so it got it‘s english name from looking like that because english speaking people‘s first exposure to it was this variant
in most other languages it‘s called a variety of aubergine, which comes from sanskrit/persian/arabic

>>33329518
He drowned. They think he had a heart attack while driving and drove into a flooded area.

>>33329538
>I’m not a dog
>Jk
So.... you are a dog?...

Women can you stop being so skinny? put some meat on those hips

Anons how do you not ellicit back-handed comments? I get back handed comments all the time in response to a statement that I made.

I feel like I subconsciously lace my statements with scorn and derision and they are responding to this. The thing is this happens literally all the time.

>>33329550
stop enabling my binging

>>33329551
usually not being an arrogant prick with a superiority complex helps a lot

>>33329553
I'll buy you a treadmill if you promise to stop being a fat bitch

>>33329555
I already have one, plus a gym membership but thanks

nihongo tabemasuka?

Women, don't listen to >>33329550
he wants to turn you into landwhales!

You have to be fucking retarded as a man to still go on dates with girls who were sucking off Chad yesterday. If she doesn't want to hook-up with you, she doesn't respect you.

>>33329560
no shit, lol

>>33329559
Ching chong mothafuka

>>33329477
I’m not American, I am Asian.

women am i allowed to lust after you?

>>33329483
He's either flat broke or extremely jaded or extremely cheap. This is why it's better to let men ask for the date imo

>>33329561
There's more to romance and love than sex dude...

>>33329561
I don‘t hook up with men because I respect them. I don‘t hook up with men because I respect myself.

>>33329561
>You have to be fucking retarded as a man to still go on dates with girls who are part of the 99%

>>33329557
Alright then hop to it sweetheart

>>33329565
no

>>33329554
Well how do u not be this then

>>33329488
Brazilian women are awesome, especially the ones with cocks

>>33329546
NTA but that's terrible, I'm so sorry

>>33329571
working on it

>>33329483
I would joke back something like "you don't like coffee? :p"
I agree it is a bit cheap to not even go to a coffee shop with you lol, this is coming from a brokie guy who was asked out by their ex, I still treated her a lot

>>33329504
aha sure.

>>33329515
so relationships are transactional? got it. I knew men thought this way.

>>33329578
That's the spirit

>>33329559
日本語で書けよアホ。

>>33329574
I don‘t know you, but guessing into the dark, stop assuming you know better and everyone else is a bit slow and stupid

>>33329573
give me 1 good reason why not

>>33329586
natural selection has decided that you are not fit for breeding, so your desire to breed has become diseased and thus disgusting

>>33329584
urusai, okamayaro

>>33329568
Why would you romance and love whores?
>>33329570
Yes? Have some self-respect. Unless you know 100% that she's a virgin or only has had 1-2 long-term bfs, don't humiliate yourself with dates.

>>33329576
No, they are fucking ugly and have horrendous bodies.
You gringos are only shown the top 5% of brazilian women.

>>33329539
Thanks
>>33329542
I don’t think he’s looking for something serious
I guess I’ll find out on our walk
>>33329548
I think it’s crazy to downgrade from coffee to a walk
>>33329566
He did ask but I was busy so I asked instead

>>33329588
thats not true, you made that up

Women, how soon into our relationship would I be able to cum in you?

>>33329593
This is not true kek
If you lived in Europe, you'd appreciate Brazilian women more.

>>33329580
Dear anonette, MOTHER'S LOVE is transactional - why wouldn't a sexual relationship be?
>>33329591
>Unless you know 100% that she's a virgin or only has had 1-2 long-term bfs, don't humiliate yourself with dates
That's a sure way to die alone, anon.

>>33329585
Ok well how do I get out of this mindset?

>>33329477
>American foids are hated everywhere, you're trash.
Cope, Hans

>>33329591
>Why would you romance and love whores?
Because they're people and often kind and caring and deserve love same as anyone else?
Idk dude some of the girls that were nicest to me were whores

>>33329596
ok, then where is your wife and children?
if you got filtered by natural selection then your mating instinct has turned from something desirable and important for the continuation of the species to a threat to it and something to keep from being consumed or expressed

>>33329594
>I think it’s crazy to downgrade from coffee to a walk
It is, especially since you were the one that recommended it, but thats not what I asked. Are you are are you not a dog?

>>33329511
My condolences anon. Keep their memory with you.

>>33329284
Idk I've never had pussy to eat

The demon in my left ear keeps saying "Low battery". What does this mean?

>>33329606
That show was so underrated man

Men, what BMI do you prefer for a gf to be?
Women, what BMI do you prefer for a bf to be?

If you don’t have a BMI preference, what body shape?

>>33329603
humble yourself
for starters, surround yourself with people that know better than you and more than you and observe how some of them can know more and better without being condescending or have a chip on their shoulder over it and just patiently and genuinely want to pass on their knowledge and help others understand too, because they have not forgotten that they know nothing

>>33329593
I'm not white. I'm Mexican and I love the jawlines of South American women. I don't even care that they speak Portuguese.

>>33329607
lol shut up, schizo-chan

>>33329594
When are you having it

>>33329616
Fr
I was just watching it with my housemate, is it bad that I relate to the sexually repressed cleaning-obsessed wife lmao

>>33329617
I prefer B MI gf

>>33329617
My gf must be 15 bmi. It looks normal skinny on the low end.

>>33329620
don‘t ask if you can‘t handle the answer

>>33329602
>That's a sure way to die alone, anon.
You'll end up alone anyway if you marry a slut and she divorces you after cheating on you a few years later.
>>33329606
If they slept around, they don't want love. Actions matter.

>>33329591
Most people aren't lethargic, broke, bitter, assexual blobs like you anon

>>33329622
No. I think the whole show is a parody of our repressed feelings. Season 3 is a banger but only if you follow 1 and 2

>>33329617
>Women, what BMI do you prefer for a bf to be?
12 - 18%

>>33329577
>>33329613
Thank you. They've been one of the few constants in my life since I was 10.

>>33329615
Charge her

>>33329601
>I'd appreciate brazilian women if I was surrounded by this
Nah

>>33329631
I mean it's not a good thing that you share some of those feelings but what I mean to say is that it's okay

>>33329628
I'm not asexual, I'm telling anons to stop taking sluts on dates and to just use them for sex.

When your sewing and then you poke the fuck out of your finger with the needle.
State Gender
Agree or disagree

>>33329634
European women with an ass like that are like 1 in 10,000

>>33329632
>%
I think you're confusing your measures

>>33329632
12-18% of what?

>>33329746
f, it‘s not that big of a deal

>>33329748
I'm a tits guy

>>33329749
>>33329751
Sorry, body fat percentage. I don't like BMI.

>>33329745
>use them for sex
Doesn't that just make you a slut too

>>33329594
Personally I wouldn't go, he'll probably be the type who will want you to go over to his house to watch a movie as a date

>>33329756
>I don't like BMI.
NTA then why did you reply?

>>33329746
M
I don't sew

>>33329602
>MOTHER'S LOVE is transactional
This explains so much about the average guy ITT, thanks

>>33329626
answer this, chuckle nuts

>>33329634
>posts a fake ass bogged IG bimbo when he has fit tanned brown natural Latinx bodies in Brazil
You have no idea how lucky you are to be in Brazil.

How long has this NTA been a thing and why? I know it’s from Reddit.

>>33329764
someone that tells you the truth instead of sugar coating it to protect you

>>33329591
Sluts are precious.

Hi, have you all been behaving while I was away?

what are the odds that a femanon ITT has the genetics to do this tongue thing?

>>33329605
Kek even posting that image debunks it

>>33329776
Who?

>>33329770
are you retarded?

>>33329772
meds

>>33329617
I dont know what the BMI numbers mean
for me the ideal on a girl is when there's a hint of abs visible

>>33329770
It has nothing to do with Reddit because the fundamental difference between these two sites is that 4chan is anonymous, without a username. NTA here means “not that anon” because people have no idea who they are really replying to

>>33329612
I’m a rat
>>33329621
Friday
>>33329758
I really dont want to hook up with him but I think that’s all he wants from me

>>33329778
What tongue thing?

>>33329781
Answer the motherfucking question and don’t waste my damn time, retarded, filthy nigger.

>>33329770
2-3 years. No idea who brought it here. I hate it too.

>>33329778
why is the framerate so gay?

>>33329627
>If they slept around, they don't want love
Why do you think this?
>>33329631
Yeah I want to watch the whole thing through at some point kek. Especially as someone who grew up in a strict Catholic school with abusive teachers and mom it hits very close to home xP

>>33329782
>the truth hurts my feefees
noted, next time I will simply lie to you and keep you in a state of blissful ignorance
or
I will simply not answer since I don‘t like to lie

>>33329770
Oil up lil newnigga

>>33329770
This is the type of low IQ poltard we have to put up with here every day...

>>33329789
NTA btw

>>33329786
Well not shit I know what it means, cunt. It never used to be thing when I was on here back in 2012.

>>33329789
>retarded, filthy nigger
Hello tourist-sa

>>33329787
Perhaps. If you don't like it you can leave at any time remember that.