>>33329284
I would if I could, but there's no one 'round here who'd want to stick their cunt in my face.
Hell, I've had a freakishly large tongue all my life (can touch the tip of my nose with it) and been playing woodwind instruments all my life.
Thought that'd make me a hit. Thought it'd be interesting, to see what I can do with these God-given gifts.
But no, I'm in my thirties and still haven't touched a woman beyond poking them in the shoulder.
Extra hell: If it's rank, I'll bend you over myself and wash you out before going down on you!
