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previous >>529525281

*PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP*

first for john dad

mod north W

trannies "R" L

>>529617042
dastardly

hawk tuah!

falling asleep in d3ks warm embrace

hahaha nigga arcane on the verge of crying hahahahhahahh

st0ck falling asleep in my warm embrace

>pride got cancelled
>odablock was too busy getting dittered and his father was dying

sad we never got a video by big O

63 solved took one melee hit oops

forgot listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVWxioAyucg

>>529619426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cqKCb8Ydpc

>>529619260
i believe in you!

>>529619604
thanks
>>529619650
ty <3
65 solved

>>529620580
thats what gnomonkey calls infinite supplies

you got this john

>200+ more demon kills and didnt get my last synapse

john dad L

Is osrs worth spending 5 bucks and just solo enjoying all the members content?
I remember doing a lot of the members stuff when I was a kid and I'm craving some nostalgia

>>529621147
>5 bucks
It's WAY more than that now.
But sure, it's fun.

IT IS DONE
IT IS DONE
IT IS DONE
IT IS DONE
IT IS DONE
IT IS DONE
IT IS DONE

>>529621147
you can't buy membership for 5 dollars anymore

>>529621147
do you mean getting a quest cape? thats all solo apart from 2 quests and most people play solo anyways as most content is solo. i think playing an ironman up to getting a quest cape is a fun time but it will take a while.

>>529621306
common john dad W

jaytroonie L

>>529621306
wow gz ngl i was nervous even though i hate you

Lets fuxking go its John Dad July baybee

>>529621295
>>529621308
Ah yeah oops. How much is it now? Like 10?
>>529621321
I honestly have no idea what a quest cape is. I don't think I'll do an iron man, I just want to do all the single player content and maybe do some peaceful fishing and cooking.
I heard osrs nowadays has endgame content like raiding like in WoW but I don't know if I'd find that enjoyable with osrs mechanics

>>529621306
gz that wasnt that hard after you just fucking did the simulator was it?

42 days of my life ill never get back. i did this for my son
>>529621553
lmao the practice i got from the simulator was so huge
but now i wanna do it in crystal bowfa true iron poverty style

>>529621537
quest cape is an item you can get after you beat every quest in the game.
ironman is THE singleplayer game mode but you can still do group content.
the raiding is a lot different than wow, you do a lot of precise clicking and youre either solo or in small groups.

>>529621676
W

threadtroons eternally BTFO

he actually did it i cant believe its over

>>529621749
Doesn't ironman prevent you from trading or using that auction house though?
I just want something to kill time and I'm so damn bored. It'd be kind of cool if there are clans or guilds still but I don't know if they are any good for non endgame players who just wanna chill and fish and cook

>>529621537
>How much is it now? Like 10?
$14 USD if you pay monthly.
>I honestly have no idea what a quest cape is
The thing you get for completing every quest. You need a fairly high level account to get that, and complete several difficult grandmaster quests.
>I just want to do all the single player content and maybe do some peaceful fishing and cooking.
>I heard osrs nowadays has endgame content like raiding like in WoW but I don't know if I'd find that enjoyable with osrs mechanics
Yeah, there is difficult PvM/PvE, but that's mostly late game stuff. All of the chill fishing and cooking stuff is still there.

>>529622043
>Doesn't ironman prevent you from trading or using that auction house though?
Yes, but it's the way you actually get to experience most of the game. Normal accounts get to skip so much stuff by just throwing gp at it, and then the game revolves around it.
You can always just deiron later if you decide you don't like it.

>>529622043
it does lock you out of that but you can always deiron, nothing wrong with just playing a normal account though. id say most clans are chill and welcome new players. theres an official world for clan recruitment and i think this thread has an official clan called "OSG" if you want to join that

seriously do a ironman it's so much more enjoyable

cg is just one big psyop right? no one has actually killed hunllef before right? its absolutely impossible it has 1000 hp what the fuck am i supposed to do against that

i am highly embarrassed of my healer phase guys. i dont think i wanna post it you will laugh at me forever

runedle in 2 :)

>>529622627
ficticious numbers by a runelite employee. im not falling for your bullshit. we both no hunllef is absolute horseshit

>>529622223
>>529622240
>>529622325
Hmm yeah I didn't consider how easy the AH would make the game today. I remember playing when that didn't exist and we'd just be spamming in varrock bank and scamming people
I'm guessing you get something nice from doing iron man mode?

>>529622724
you get a free cool armor set in lumbridge and some bosses have ironman instances but otherwise no if you dont count personal enjoyment

>>529622223
The flipside here is that irons can't skip content that they hate.

>>529622724
Nope. Ironman is just purely a restriction with no "benefit".
On paper, it sounds like a pain in the ass, and often, it really is, but it's like a more distilled version of the game.
Like, say you want to get a rune axe for woodcutting, you actually have to go out of your way to find it, compared to just dropping like 7k on the grand exchange, which is basically nothing.

You can even go even further with Ultimate Ironman mode, which is the same, but you don't even get access to a bank. But that's not new player kind of shit.

>>529622698
I'd record myself doing a kill, but that'll take me like 20 minutes.

>>529622698
what exactly are you having trouble with?

>>529623238
go FUCK YOURSELF in the face

>>529623342
no

>>529623238
ok this picture is edited wtf

oh shit i jsut realized
i should prolly give the tbow back now

lmao is this retard who spent 6 months doing inferno got hard stuck with a bowfa and had to buy 2b in gear really talking shit

i am doing prestiged gim solo so i am way more impressive than you

>>529623547
i made it to zuk on crystal bowfa also it took less than a month and a half, next cope?

John Dad the KING OF KINGS
John Dad the SLAYER OF ZUK
John Dad the DESTROYER OF TROONS
John Dad the TRANSIENT
John Dad the UNYIELDING
John Dad the IMMORTAL
John Dad the RESOLUTE
John Dad OWNS This Thread
Pay Your Due Respect
Kneel.

this shit looks like an unironic service cape

>>529623662
>got hard stuck with a bowfa and had to buy 2b in gear

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HUNLLEF IS FUCKING BULLSHIT ITS FUCKING HROSESHIT I DONT GET THERES JUST TOO MUCH HAPPENING HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO IT HOW DO YOU SWITCH PRAYERS INSTANTLY
you have to fucking switch every 12 ticks that like every 6 seconds and then you also have to switch weapon and dodge the floor and tornadoes and reactivate your prayer when he does the purple ball its literally complely impossible i cant do that much stuff in the span of 6 seconds what the FUCK

>>529623932
>lie
>cope

>>529623997
this is obviously bait and i feel bad for falling for it

>>529624083
its not im not its insane to me that you think its bait because that means it comes so natural to you that you can do all those mecahnics it means that it comes natural to everyone in this thread how the fuck can you do that much shit in 6 seconds i dont understand i dont understand at all

Sea Shanty is Reddit
Jolly R is 4chan

>>529624176
you should watch settled teach j1mmy cg youre probably just as retarded as he is

>>529623932
whereas you:
have no infernal cape
too scared to even try inferno
still get jad hands
are a pussy bitch

i could easily do the inferno if i wanted to but im a f2p uim skiller so we dont have the inferno

I was brainfog autopiloting so hard that I didn't even see pet drop

>>529624176
it comes naturally because i put in some effort to learn it and i dont have brain eating amoebas

congrats johndad i always knew you could do it... once you got rid of that lightbearer that is ;)

thank you for believing

>>529624984
are you going to get a quiver now

>>529624514
im also putting in effort its just impossible how are you actually supposed to do 5 minutes of perfect movement and praying and attacking its just impossible

>>529625038
i want to. colosseum seems much more manageable as a challenge even if the individual skill ceiling is much higher per wave. like half hour runs vs 2+ hours each attempt is a huge huge difference

osrs seasonal leagues when?

>>529625121
try to group up the tornadoes by getting as close to the middle of the room and then going to a wall to make them easier to dodge. the bad floor tiles is mostly a matter of knowing which patterns appear in each phase but is mostly a non issue.
hunleff does a very obvious animation and howl when he switches prayers and even before that he does a low pitch growl as he does his final attack in that style giving you some time to switch before he does.

its just a matter of practice, expect to die alot if its your first major pvm experience.

i would love to play leagues whenever i wanted to

Is it worth it to save stardust for mining rather than buying gems?

>>529625896
Buy gems 100%

>>529625896
are you an iron? youre not really gonna even use the ring for its extra ore chance anyways. gems are good crafting xp and soft clay is better gp if main

>>529625146
Fucking do the simulator for colosseum i beg it's so fucking easy after.

simulators are 3rd party clients and should get your account banned fuck all you cheaters

What ever happened to that 2007 osrs private server?

>>529626312
maybe it just flags you and make your cape piss colored

I'm 80x Orange spice (4) in, can't land +5 construction.

>>529627160
Old ass news.

>>529627464
oh my god is that 6 whips???????????????? go get them!!

>>529628083
They looted everything and hopped when I approached. Should have marked the tile instead and hopped myself

>>529625121
>>529623997
I always forget how fucking long it takes to encode this shit as VP9 webm.
Some mistakes in prep, like thinking it's 4 items instead of 3 for T1, but meh, it was executed fine.
https://litter.catbox.moe/5ieffmqpxhkb3e4x.webm

>>529628487
you switch prayers so much faster than i do. jesus christ. you really just do everything so much faster than me
my only cope is that you have much higher stats than i. its clear that i just need to go do other content to get more used to game as a whole. thanks for the video. wish me luck on fire cape i guess

>>529628487
Now do it on an ironman

>>529629392
lol

>>529629256
Good prayer switching is just a lot of muscle memory.
I've done this fight over 600 times on my UIM, plus a non-trivial amount on leagues. You can just know roughly when the changes are going to happen.
>Haven't done fire cape yet
Yeah, you're kind of jumping in the deep end a bit too quickly.

>>529629392
I started this shit with like 70-75 in my combat stats with no CoX prayers.
I wouldn't do T1 with those stats, though. Most of my grind was done with T2, because I found it more comfy long-term.

NICE JOB JOHN DAD
REMINDER THAT JOHN DAD WON

i like jhnd because he makes troons seethe

Is shields being weak in this game that big of a deal? Hypothetically speaking, what if Dinh's Bulwark was one-handed, but conferred big accuracy or attack speed penalties to your weapon? Would it shake anything up about the game?

>>529629392
And that would change the fight how exactly?

hilarious jagex you kill my crops twice when i need them for diary

>>529629952
No, prayers are op so no matter how much defense you get, you will never beat them.

>>529630126
Why wouldn't you just grab the payment for them?

>>529630253
its on harmony they cant be protected

wow he did it

>>529630378
oh fuck im dumb. I apologize, anon. I didn't recognize that patch.

>>529580350
how did she know

>>529623734
I kneel

>>529629952
justiciar is already extremely good. it trivializes inferno/coloseum and allows you to afk various mobs for collection log much longer without need to pray. people sleep on it because streamers just care about dps instead

>>529623809
crazy that bondies can get a inferno cape with so little pvm

2 void blades today but no pet
the grind continues tomorrow

why do guides recommend blowpipe for fightcaves
like i only have a runey cbow chillax unc

>>529631964
Because most of the shit in there has pretty low defence, meaning the blowpipe is good.
>i only have a runey cbow
I hope you're good at prayer flicking.

you dont need prayer flicking with a rcb

personally i used a sunlight cb last time i did it but my first fire cape was with a karils cb

damn there should be a setting to only deposit finished potions into the potion storage but NOT unfinished ones

agree

then put it into the game!

free tay-k

EoC - Evolution of Clue scrolls

Sometimes, when I feel extra spicy, I clean my herbs like this.
I wonder what the other people at the GE would think of me if they knew.

game has been ruined beyond repair with this update

>>529629952
a big shakeup to the game would be giving players the new flat armour stat on shields

who up stacking they clues

damn this update blog has got me Pogging

>>529633920
its not that bad. the limit is only 5. im a little one over honestly.

why do they always put these retarded random ass restrictions and rules on everything they put in the game now? just put a static cap that applies to everyone and call it a day. they do this shit with the wildy and look at the state of that.

more like this update has me clogging! because of all these extra clues i can hold!

aha so true

>baboon shamans now have 40hp and cursed baboons have 20hp
toa is now the best raid

>The Steel Ring now gives +24 Crush Defence bonus (up from +2) alongside +24 Stab and Slash Defence bonuses.
this is insane

>>529634302
what are the actual use cases for this other than doing rex on a new iron

>>529634428
what? you need ranged defense for rex since you just safespot him anyway and the only thing you take damage from is the small shit shooting at you

>>529634576
yes im retarded i got it confused with the granite ring but my question still stands

>>529634613
early moons i guess since defence is the strongest offense for them

>>529634428
Basically just Perilous Moons.

>>529634683
>>529634856
id imagine its better to wear an imbued b ring but i guess that works

>>529635039
I don't know the numbers, but actual defence goes hard there.

>>529635039
kinda doubt it, since most of the mechanics revolve around the bosses delaying your attacks or healing themselves if you hit you. so essentially more defence = more damage

the duke changes were the only good part of the update.

>>529633920
yup just pointless changes that spur more pointless changed ad infinitum until the bitter end

i thought mod north would crush the stackable clues just as he crushed the gays, transgenders and project zanaris. a sad day

wow thanks jagex now i can have 2 scrolls in my inventory so cooL@

gee bill how come your mom lets you stack 5 clues

>she didn't do their clue scroll prep
On no no no

that does seem to be their current meta
>add useless item or unneeded mechanic
>spend months tuning it at the whim of reddit
>you now have something to use as filler for the weekly update because you did fuck all else
>repeat when needed

>>529635640
lol

>>529635202
nah the original design was better

can i please blog? today has been really big for my account as i quested to unlock Fossil Island in order to start doing Bird House Runs on my iron. while im waiting for my houses i am catching green birds as ultimately my goal is to start hunter rumours at 46 hunter because i need sunfire splinters for all the bone shards that i got from thieving houses and then once i sacrifice those shards then i will hopefully have overhead prayers and ill be able to start fighting things okay

huge

i'm finally ready to farm revs with my ironman
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1lph8jk/how_i_went_from_hating_the_wilderness_to_actually/

>>529636558
kys yourself

how come :(

Keep your shards yourself

post em

hmmmmmmm i dont feel like it

>>529636558
thank you for your blog i enjoyed reading it and youre progress is coming along swimmingly

no thanks im not doxxing myself with kc

i use my full legal name as osrs name so that would be doxxing sir

>>529636892
#myclues

John Dad

>>529621306
OMG HUGE

Post them.

post your beautiful legs

John Dad won.

>>529636892
im a bit of a clue head

why shouldnt i be able to hold as many clue boxes as i want instead of just 5? i still have to take the time to do them

>>529639452
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Slop_of_compromise

go play rs3

i wish john streamed his cape that would have been so hype

are rs3 girls hot like rs2 girls

thanks for 10 free clog slots, jagex

>>529636892
i'm trying my best

i just ate breakfast for the third time today goddamn breakfast is good

legend.... dairy

you forgot to say wait for it

werent they supposed to add dry protection for the mimic

waiting for b0aty to come back

>>529641647
just use lotion lol

>>529641548
beast jagex destroys yellowman

>>529641548
Good now remove all tick manipulation.

did he talk about the gnome cube with chigger

that was hard

Who /members object/ here?

the best chasers have 99 agi

what if they added copper golems to osrs

>>529639452
honestly facts i should be able to stack hundreds of these in my bank

>>529642940
big

im not taking that bait

>>529642940
:O woah thats a big shark

>>529642940
woah gz

>>529642940
NIIIIIIIIIICCCCEEE

>>529642940
Aren't all sharks big? A small shark seems like it would be a more interesting catch.

no some are small like the wobbegong

>>529643476
considering that a normal shark takes up the same amount of inventory space as something as small as a bowstring i think sharks are actually pretty small

>>529643476
"big" isnt an absolute descriptor it used relative to items in the same category

>>529643601
shut up bookworm

>>529643601
*pushes you over*

unfinished potions being put into the potion storage is really really really really bothering me

>>529643601
*gives you a wedgie*

for me it was purple nurples

jarvis write a poem about the sinking feeling you get when you withdraw your gear setup but you realize you dont have placeholders on

>>529644816
lol

nofap day 14, tgirls are starting to look attractive to me
still dry on drops

>>529644020
overall im glad i got potion storage but there sure are a lot of extra little annoyances like the unf thing or if you want to use inventory setups with different doses of the same pot

Help!

oh no! shenkansen is stuck on a mountain!

just tellerport away idjit

>>529645120
you really only use 1doses of scb range and stam in my experience maybe a few others but certainly not "most" pots

i wish they would at least announce what clue count the guaranteed mimic appears on so i know when to stop opening caskets ive been trying to get a friggin mimic since the poll

>>529645245
yeah but the 1/10 times you need to do that you have to remember to ignore your inv setup and go into potion storage and change the dose and then later when you want a 4dose stam you have to change it back

>>529645120
Different doses work with inventory setups you're just retarded.

>>529645257
Life is more fun when there's a little mystery and uncertainly to it.

>>529645218
I forgot that I could teleport home.. You saved my level useless combat level 12 osrs life.

>>529645472
is there a setting somewhere? are you using tag tabs? on my inv setups without tag tabs it just replaces whatever dose i have in the setup with whatever the dose is set to in potion storage

>>529645472
https://github.com/dillydill123/inventory-setups?tab=readme-ov-file#potion-storage
Bank Tags will put potions from potion storage into your layout. Only the dose that you have selected in potion storage will be available from your layout. This is a limitation of potion storage.
ok retard

>>529646463
goteem

>>529645574
>level useless combat level 12

I doubled my bank balance overnight. Up to 2 milly babyyyy im gonna be able to buy a bond before the week's out

another day, another mod north W

i thought mod north was some private equity ghoul but the wiki says hes been at jagex like 10 years?

why wont hespori give me the bottomless bucket?

bucket is a noob trap get the ash covered tome instead

>>529648127
i already have it but i just cannot be assed to switch setup my poh with more portals

i can't read, can i still drop clue scrolls?

>>529648181
build a nexus or use sbs

>>529648215
yes
everything is exactly the same except instead of getting clues you get an item that gives you clues that stacks up to a certain amount

saradomins blessed sword?

swap book of spells

We call him dad, but today he became a Father.

How damaging to the game's economy and combat system would it be if Jagex added a Healing magic spellbook to the game?

I don't mean like the Health transfer, or Dream spells that you see in the lunar spellbook, or even Blood spells in the Ancients spellbook, but legitimate "Lesser Heal," costing runes and replenishing a small amount of HP.

Honest question, how will clue boxes change one chunk accounts?

3:13:37 doesnt this oldhead have max gear

i admire his persistence hope he leaves now

Someone mentioned that I should just teleport around instead of running yesterday. But did they assume that I'm not playing ironman and/or that I've leveled magic?

he wont leave because the love of his life is here

>>529648864
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Chronicle
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Grouping
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Home_Teleport

why the fuck savant wears a stupid fishbowl

john dad W


trannies L

that quest needs a sequel

slug boss slug pet yay

Maldavius figtree L

Jammku W

>hang out at the GE while I'm eating
>people there shouting things like "BUYING 10K NATURE RUNES" or "BUYING IRON PLATE" to bypass trade limits
>they're offering to buy them for LESS than it costs to buy them from the GE
Are these people retarded?

How are people supposed to play RuneScape when PVP exists?

imagine if piratesoftware played runescape lol, he would be pushing for sailing to be released.

>>529650090
They're usually scams.

there are some gamers on the total level worlds who are genuinely bypassing trade limits but yeah on the regular worlds its 99% likely to be a scam

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>529650687
Surely the scam would be something that at least entices people indulge in the scam? Imagine some retard doing three card monte in the streets and telling people for the low low price of $100 they can play the game maybe win TEN WHOLE DOLLARS. That's what these retards are doing. Your scam is supposed to be too good to be true, not too bad to be real.

how come they put a jewish house in this town?

>>529650880
There are some things I can think of:
- They're trying to get you to buy an item with an inflated price on the GE that they are selling (unlikely with super high volume items like runes)
- They're going to try and pay you in platinum tokens and hope you don't notice the math is wrong.
- They're playing the long game and build trust, so they can get you with the 2 above scams in the future.

>>529650961
why do you think there's a faggot midget and asgardian 100 tiles away?

a lot of scams and lures are "lets obviously be a scam/lure and try to get someone who tries to antiscam/antilure"

who was that girl looking for ironfriends

>>529648287
so if i have a scroll box in my bank or inventory, i will still be getting clue drops?

All Quests done on the UIM.

wtf alfie is over 30??????

>>529652483
gzzzzzz whats your next goal

its so fucking hooooottt why is there a heatwave

OMG

>>529653181
Lumby elite so I can drop the dramen staff.

>>529650437
Bots are protecting legit players at spindel now since pkers have their hands full on every world. You can always nab the boss from a bot and it leaves.

>>529653385
>its so fucking hooooottt why is there a heatwave
Because my sister likes to order €2 earrings from China on a daily basis.

buying twisted bow 2 bill

>>529656003
pm me rsn jhnd i might as well dont wanna drop another $800 on colo gear

>>529656367
sent

>>529656003
Im already in camelot, trade me

:D

>>529656656
Wow good job you followed the blue arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man i wish the stretched mode UI scaling didnt scale the bank

>>529656707
Thank you.

Anyone here done ultimate ironman? Does it add any meaningful challenge or is just 100% tedium? Also thinking of making it hc.
t. last played runescape before osrs

do you need prayer potions for zeah runecrafting?

>>529657896
no

People are botting blue dragons at ogre city surely there are better methods to make money.

>>529653951
Not my experience. My experience is you waste time crashing the bot, then after a bit get a pker on you, then a bot crashes while you run back. Spindel is already the slowest singles boss and with all the bots a task is grueling. I don't know why redditors whine about the pkers when the number of bots is the real problem

Why is everything evil in this game. i feel like there should be more good type of items, all the top items are demon stuff or corrupted or something like that. why cant some weapons be like a light type thing you know what i mean

>>529657896
lol

>>529658208
isn't shadow a good type of item

>>529659141
i dont know but its very evil sounding

>>529658208
because they come from 'evil' type creatures i guess

>>529658083
People are botting here at Tempoross - a lot of them are irons too. Maybe botting stuff that makes so little money allows them to slip underneath Jagex's radar.

how do i become a player mod

be honest girls raise your paw if john dad has more inferno kc or a faster pb than you

The Moment Brendan Schaub Realizes His Career Is OVER!!!

*raises paw*

walg me to my trugg

isnt 3 and a half hours acb and sgs tier

no rate for either is 254 kc and ehb is 30kph so 8 hours

im a girl we dont have ehb

>>529663440
he had to wait an hour at wave 53 for raul to take his ticket

>>529664160
i have the entire thing recorded. wait for the netflix special

>>529663698
girl what

the time is really not evident of anything, i was just sitting there keeping myself logged in while typing in the thread and shit, using my browser. probably at least an hour of that time is just pure alt tabbed

i do think its funny it came out to exactly 31337 though thats just amazing

now i have to return the bow im gonna cry

nigger stfu 4 out of the last 5 posts were you and you srsly wonder why people think your obnoxious stfd faggot

this clue update seems less buggy than i was expecting after recent fiascoes

nepobaby if my word of the week

John Dad W
Mettya L
Meriipu L
Midzy L

midzy is the only L there

>>529663440
Nobody cares how long it takes as long as your first one isnt gm time.

P diddy won

I have been totally zonked out the past few days

trying to decide which 420 themed resource pack to use

the worst player in the thread got an infernal cape

Didnt know every single osger is a gama

success breeds jealosuy

john dad inspires me to get an infernal on the iron, shout out to my nigger john dad

it makes me think less of infernal cape and players who have it if that idiot can get one

its almost like this game is.... le easy???

john dad is what happens when you tell reddit dads inferno is not that bad

>>529666421
that word is very offensive to several threadgirls

i frew up this morning

gregnant

common john dad W

common jaytroonie L

for any babymoders you can buy blood essence for about 120k each and sacrifice them for 150k and make quite a bit of profit

>>529666421
I hate the word "nepobaby". I know what it means, but it sounds like the sort of word that a dysfunctional adult with arrested development would describe herself as.

do you have ptsd from being repeatedly called a nepobaby or something

yeah i wish we had our own pirate software, that would be a funny lolcow moment.

>>529671094
gnomemonkey when he did the group hcim

I hated piratesoftware before it was cool btw.

he had the tranny phenotype so i always knew something was off about too

why cant i have infinite scroll boxes

moons

i just pogged my clog so hard omg omg omg

yeah its kind of mad gay they limit scroll boxes at least they dont limit stacking clues on the ground

>>529672402
it makes no sense, if they were going to do that then they should have got rid of the box limit. who actually enjoys clue juggling

what are the chances jagex will nerf hunllef

0% its a fair boss

the same as the chances you get good at the game aka 0%

might just do demons offtask my rng has been bad le sighh

>>529672553
chunk accounts love clue stacking

i look kind of like a gay ricky norwood but fat

they call me a peptobaby im pink and always gassy

practicing cg made me a much better player

it is kind of like throwing the nepobaby out with the gamer girl bathwater

"Nepobabies" sounds kinda like a game that would come out on the Nintendo DS.

if john dad can get inferno you can do cg

im excited to finally do cg but i need to get this stupid fish sack so i can store my barrel and also get my qc and farm all these herb seeds filling up my looting bag woe is me

for me its a spoonful of baking soda pepto bismol doesnt do shit

this game sucks

youre on youtube 24 sev you and nalts could be bffs

d3 sucked it

all clue items including ranger boots crashing so hard now

a spoonful of baking soda makes the medicine go down

glad i never fell for the ranger boots meme

the avernic treads only require pegasian crystal not pegasian boots has nothing to do

john dad did it in only 8 months what a beast

it only took him 6 weeks

and it only took him rwting 2b in gear for a 3 hour cape absolute speed demon i think my acb cape 7 years ago was faster

once i finish my diary cape and get my mimic its going to be medium clue city

prekwuarm stained jorts gjg

>>529674214
i never rwted i am giving the bow back later today

is yama easy?

>>529674610
no

the cope is palpable thank you john

ain't no way my woketuber tels deleted his "dragon wilds success" video

>>529674776
seems easy tho

i just had 2 minute bandos kill because i was hitting 0s

grok generate notorious big juicy lyrics but john dad themed

>>529671491
>>529672402
infinite clues in 2 years once the normies and wow players come in and power/accesibilty creep this game to shit

this is the end of osrs unironically

>>529675307
this, i voted no to stackable clues i think it's bullshit

microsoft just laid off 9000 people, and apparently they're going to have all blizzturd employees work at home, and lots of games are being cancelled.

another mod north W for firing freaks before jagex joins the ACK

no stacking no dropping wouldve been ideal imo

wtf i want to work for blizzard all of the sudden

>>529675087
lol

this game is driving me to drink, i'm on my 4th can of bubble tea already and it's barely 7pm

on my 3rd monster of the day and its only 11am

if people could just get laid instead of laid off the world would be a happier place

stackable clues wouldve been fine if they banned australians to compensate

>>529676809
the girls are blaming this on jack welch

this game sucks in a good way. except for hunllef that boss sucks in a bad way

i got dizzy and lightheaded when i did a kwuarm run yesterday idk if im ready for another like that

im level 99 after 14 days playtime.

any news from st0ck?

3.5k sentinel kills and no shard

>>529650437
I do this but to air orbers, level 60-80 pking is nothing but pure gold camping those.

mhmmm

>>529678093
why is your mage thrall boney

>>529677735
Yeah breaking news John Dad raped that cheesecape twink

why cant i bring in ruby arrows against hunleff

herb runs are 300k an hour
what do you get gp wise for bird runs

what do you think about those projectiles that only calculate damage when they hit you i hate that shit it only confuses new people who went to scurrius to learn pvm

>>529678275
i don't actually think you're a trash ass nigger, post your w/l ratio

>>529633790
SLUT.

i went to the wildy without reading what being skulled means.

i lost 10mill

BRICKED Nintendo Switch 2's Are Being Resold In Retail!!!! MUST WATCH!

>>529633790
You dress like you grew up without a father.

bear rsbf keeps giving me dark crabs whenever i try to take his hilt

i need cox

>>529679654
omg eww

>>529679659
you'll get it at death 50

>>529678093
gz

When did JimBad get a tbow. How long has he been grinding

>>529679659
regular gauntlet???????

>>529680436
his wifes boyfriend bought it for him as a gift

>>529680452
no corrupted
>>529680375
ill be bald from ripping my hair out by then

record an attempt seriously. even if youre too embarrassed to post it, its one of the best ways to improve your game

I beat corrupted gauntlet first try on release

i asked

My biggest fan :D

idk who you are lil brody

i just dont get how this isnt good enough its just crazy to me that in order to do the boss you need to do every 100% perfect otherwise you just die instantly. i use 85% of my ticks i only prayed wrong when i died and took damage from the floor tiles when i realized i was praying wrong. i feel like i did so well and yet he didnt even go under 50% hp.

>>529682245
>he didnt even go under 50% hp
you must be trolling

>>529682443
you can see it in the screenshot
total ticks is 282 if you multiply it with 0.6 youll get the time the fight took which is 169,2 seconds and then multiply that with my dps which is 2.9 * 169,2 = 490,6 damage done. its insane how much health this boss have, i just dont get how youre supposed to be doing everything perfectly for like 6 minutes straight

>>529682696
Do you have the new prayers?

>>529682916
no but they only increase my hit chance by like 1 percent i didnt think they were really worth it

Just encountered someone with decently high stats but nothing crazy, but also 200m ranged xp and 51k vorkath kills.

>>529683931
its abot

>>529684136
Looks too well rounded to be a bot, unless maybe the account was hacked and turned into bot, like some kind of zombie.

hey whats up guys, it's crapgamer from crap gamer revieewwws

>>529684307
people bot max accounts

i'd bot but idk where to get the hacks and i dont want ivan from ukraine to steal my acc

>>529685726
i make about 500 bucks with bots its not much but its nice extra cash

>>529682245
do you have 60 ranged or something

>>529686373
i am not going to tell you my exact stats but i have over 80 in mage and ranged

my kwuarms will be ready for harvesting in a while maybe 15 minutes tops

>>529686473
no one will find your fucking account if you tell mage and ranged level you idiot

>>529686848
thats what someone whos trying to doxx me would say

how are you yt bois getting baited by someone who is trying to bait me in to a response stupid ass bitches

why do the wow normies say osrs has "permanent" progress

yama invalided nex, bandos, basilisk helm, moons invalided barrows

and probably a ton more shit being worthless outside of col log in the coming years

well theres a few reasons but i dont really care enough to explain

to reddit spacers

sorry maybe next time

yea if your an ironman retard lol

@grok edit 736 to not have reddit spaces

im gonna work on getting my infernal since my nigger john dad can get it that means i can too.

Does osrs have mods like model replacers?

clog is perma and i like collecting rare items so idrc

shout out to my nigga pink clay for another fire cape most la la la lava ca ca ca capes in osg history

is the pirate hook a respectable clog

>>529687736
>moons invalided barrows
pretty hard to do moons without barrows

>>529688631
best tank armor and zombie axe and its easy

the only respectable clogs are the ones that go in the master treasure trails (rare) section of the clog

john dads infernal cape is permanent

Hard Ardy done.

>>529688818
not really stinky 3rd age like vambs go in here
only master 3rd age uniques are good clogs

>>529689075
huge gz

can john dad teach me how to infernal?

My husband berated me this morning for over 20 minutes bc I burnt some pancakes while I was cooking and doing 5:1 cg at the same time. I acknowledged I burnt them a bit but he says they are “burnt to a crisp” and “black”. He went on and on until I started crying and threw them away.

>>529688818
why is winning the lottery respectable

>>529689526
yeah go in with a setup like this until you can consistently make it to 35 and then we'll go from there

chat why are mahagony logs no longer 500-600gp a pop

>>529689526
hi john dad here basically you want to rwt full max bis and then spend 8 months trying to do the inferno and failing and then youll eventually get it

>>529689964
im an ironman i dont have sandals, lightbearer, occult, blowpipe or dragon armor.

>>529690084
you forgot how you need to parsec pink clay in so he can complete it for you after failing for 8 months

>>529689770
take more estrogen troon

>>529690105
thats crystal armor from cg and i wouldnt attempt inferno without a blowpipe and bowfa at the very least. getting ring of the gods from vetion seems like it would suck but thats most likely a better option than lb. i just went with lb at the time because i didnt realize how good rotg imbued was. sandals are a hard one too for iron

xth for making an extremely realistic replica simulation of the inferno except the attacks randomly hit through prayer and trolling parsec runners

about to head in to the inferno do i need overheads or can i do it without

>>529690698
im talking about the mage armor, isn't it called dragon something

>>529691123
dagon'hai yeah and i just used this because i didnt wanna spend money on ahrims and i already had dagon'hai. apparently blue moon is fine for it as well

>>529688818
i got a third age axe in a clue once, i don't think i'm ever going to be that luck with anything ever again

>>529690026
i didnt talk to my siblings at all now we dont interact at all as adults

>>529691218
then i just need to get a blowpipe and maybe sandals. i have ring of the gods and ahrim and blue moon and i just need more pots just in case i fail a lot

me personally im top 100 mediums so yes i do have all of the horrible to get boots

>>529691385
it seems i have a different philosophy than most on this, people will tell you to send real attempts with all your supplies and everything right off the bat but for me it was crucial that i just send bum ass poverty attempts so i could learn how everything works first. its just a difference in how i learn.. get your hands dirty, dont be afraid to die a LOT. it doesnt matter how many tries it takes you, dont listen to these people shit talking most of them have never even tried it and never will

is this good

shenny only has the minor scroll cases

what range lvl would you recommend me having before continuing with this quest? Cant seem to kill the guy,

excuse me will somoene please answer my question

dont listen to john dad hes retarded

no hes not he holds the world record for longest tbow cape run

>>529691994
40? you can kill him with rune crossbow and diamond bolts

>>529692217
i purposely timed it so it was 3:13:37 for the memes lets see you do that shithead

13 new clogs for free PLUS a free greenlog

i fucking hate going dry

pet in 10% rate FUCK YOU

>>529692758
that pet is 1/5000

>>529692693
just use lotion then lol

>>529692919
wtf why is it so high especially considering how long gwds bosses take to respawn

>>529691994
it was kind of tricky for me
I had to use stam pots and run around like a word that runs around and still barely managed it and I had reaosnably high range like in the 90s I think even if my def was like 42

>>529691994
jarvis

>>529693327
you arent supposed to actually collect everything. its just a cute little thing that you can happen to get

after i get my final synapse i might do zulrah or bandos idk.

>>529693514
err actually col log is completable in 50 years playing 16 hrs a day sweaty. even faster if you have infinite money to buy d imps

>>529693514
>you arent supposed to actually collect everything
that won't stop me from trying, binch

dragon collection staff is more humilating than max cheese cape imo

>>529694096
call me a bitch again and watch as your mom slowly starts to lose all memory of your existence, her dementia will be all encompassing she wont be able to take care of herself and as you watch over her she will never recognize you even once. you will forever be a stranger to her until the day she passes away.

my mom is autistic and doesnt really care about me

autism is genetical

awh my cats asleep on the mousemat

is anybody going to answer my fucking question

my cat died of kidney failure three months ago

>>529694710
are you nimi nightmare

what the fuck is a question

Okay your a goon but what's a goon to a goblin. Nothin, nothin, you ain't scaring nothin. Okay your a goon but what's a goon to a goblin

i think a goon is scarier than a goblin level 2

>>529694710
im sorry anon. thats how my cat died too.

>>529694749
no, but i do have nightmares on a semi-regular basis

gucci mane bart simpson tattoo lol

yeah i ate a shy bitch

youre a bad owner if you let your cat die of kidney failure just saying

the rs3 subreddit is laughing at us because they get 60 stackable clues soft cap and infinite hard cap

wow 100 wilderness tasks i have so many points

>>529695447
thats cap, hard cap.

>>529677735
She has a lot on her mind recently and so she is taking a social breather. She will pop up every couple of days to reply to a couple of anons but that's about it

>>529695447
Yeah they know what turning the game too easy does and our downfall just keeps getting closer.

>>529695685
stop using ebonic slang in this thread please.

hell come by and control f his name at some point later

what if mod north adds more mtx in osrs and runescape 3 becomes free of it.

Give me ONE (1) good reason why don't you play on the glorious OSG home world of 327.

i have 220 ping to it next question

the girls would admonish me if they saw me on the chud world id never live it down

im not a cc normie so idk why i would use it

she aint shy no more she changed her rsn to my bitch

>>529696054
No fucking thanks.
I'll stick to 533.

4clan is pretty chill ngl

naevis play kiss and tell

>>529696185
>>529696323
>>529696358
but you can bankstand on 327

im wayyyy too good at the game to be associated with dogshit racist cheeser chuds stop replying to me shitter

4clan is comprised of 1700 total irons who solely talk about bbc and us politics

>>529696713
Even bankstanding with half a tick's worth of latency is just a slog.

and the king james version of the bible

im feeling rapey again

is bryan kohberger the most famous osg

consider yourselves MOGGED

>>529697435
would prefer not to live in a muslim country though

>>529697403
..........who?

>>529697435
I have only 145 higher ping now after they did something to the servers

has anyone signed up for st0cks onlyfans

no more tbow any future infernos will have to be done with bowfa

>>529698120
congratulations on the cape John Father <3

>>529697435
:(

>>529698194
tyvm anonymous

https://youtu.be/UwIq_fylsxw
:o

>>529698494
quiver run when my nigger?

>>529698871
buy an ad + oda already won

>>529698871
runescape doesn't use dollars, it uses gold pieces

Peasants.
Kneel.

she can buy an ad and still post here if she wants to leave her alone!!!!!

>>529698931
i dunno i got some stuff i wanna do before that, if i went in right now id be doing it in absolute poverty melee gear. what is even a recommended setup?

jagex should bring back the well donation for the month of june, now that pride garbage is gone.

>>529698494
john chad

>>529698494
after your quiver i think you should set your sight on a zuk helm

>>529699482
lmfao i will never be a gm

mans flexing a 3 hour cape like it didnt take him 8 months with full rwted bis

SYBAU you jealous twat

he won and you are a balding troon get back to your redwoods

infernal cape isnt bad
BUT
do you have perfection of het? hmm?

im half het

john dad W

jaytroonie L

mod north W

>>529700435
W

whats wrong with balding

whats wrong with being a 30yo man and typing like a 14yo girl

severe depression for me

some iron nigger in my clan just got an enh at 61 kc

nothing we're all emotionally mature enough to realize the people typing like that are just having a laugh a bit of banter if you will

i write like a gay retard

i am a gay retard

im half gay and retarded

Two of my friends started speaking to each other in Spanish in voice chat, but I don't speak Spanish so I wasn't able to understand them.

i have to write gay ass emails and type in gay teams chat all day so its very liberating to type retarded style here tbqh

>>529700797
its roleplay kid

is that (half gay) and retarded or half (gay and retarded)

im half gay full retarded thanks for asking

im half black and a quarter jewish

jagex should just force full passport submission like coinbase to get rid of bots.
boom easy fix

what do you mean its roleplay

kinda funny to think that some people here are probably middle managers or highly-educated professionals doing important stuff, then come to /osg/ and type like babies with down's syndrome

im gay/2 + retarded

im unemployable personally

A 21 year old twink is ruining my life (he's literally perfect) via a British medieval cookie clicking game from 2001.

i bet the dastardly plarper is a ceo

i have down syndrome but its mild

>>529701570
it's like using an anime avatar to play a character that I'm not in real life
example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6uB1Fztyk

i just got the sword of making atrocious posts +2 in osg roleplay

i hate my job im very depressed the business i work for is falling apart and im going to quit soon with nothing else lined up

>>529701773
All i'll say to doubters watching this for the first time is at least play along and try to hug her back. After you embrace her try to honestly tell me that it doesn't make you feel fuzzy inside. At minimum you will feel a lift of some sort.

im a wfh nigga so i play runey all day

>>529701678
yeah we have several nepobabies with good theyre very obvious about it

I hate my NEET life i'm very depressed no business will accept my credentials, i'm going to kms soon with nothing to pass onto my family.

>>529702090
st0ck....

when i first started posting here a long ass time ago i was a degen retard like u but then i got an education and now have a career theres hope for u runephews 2 frfr

tfw shut-in with zero friends both online and offline for the past 12 years.
I thought one day i'd be able to fix it, but that day has never arrived.
Now it's too late anons...

>>529702342
take phenibut

>>529702194
i followed this path except at the end no one would hire me it feels like trying to get someone to let you join their team as a lvl 1 defender at ba

i got an education 7 years ago so its irrelevant now in fact it only makes things worse

>>529702431
just lie on your resume about your exp if you think you can do the job it wont matter. also get friends or family to pretend to be refs for you for those fake jobs

>>529702342
watch welcome to the nhk

grr how am i supposed to get 100 tob kc to do tob if i cant tob without 100kc or a sugar daddy

personally im the smartest poster itt (142 iq (mensa certified)) so i dont need friends or a job

my iq is certified higher than yours so unfortunately you arent the smartest poster sorry

>>529702625
pay up

>>529702620
im autism i cant lie good

type a on a is wrong and evil but i will guam to it

king roald is trying to remove the ferox pools to pay for a ge tax cut on megarares

>>529703282
lol usually those posts are shit but that was a good one

>>529702861
i dont get it for perfect theatre can't you just hide behind the barrier and let the other people do it

i only really like solo type a that look like type b personally

>>529702432
actually real and true that's why I threw in the towel.

i get bashful and butterflies in my stomach around type a who look very type a

ive thought about streaming but it would mean abandoning osg and i dont want to leave you girls

rsn?>>529703643

>>529703773
jhnd

My life, writ in a single image.

>>529703406
obviously not

>>529703856
nvm creep

im still trying to figure out the one reason jhnd refuses to leave

thermy with shadow thralls echo and suffering is nice

>>529703884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex6KJFvy5wo
u can for verzik at least

i can go get my diary cape the moment i kill a thermy but i heard you get crashed constantly and im afraid of confrontation

i pull up at thermy with 4 spec transfer alts and rape whoever has the misforunte of being there. i even thank them for the free dps

Yes I make my money flipping items on the GE

Yes I suppose you could call me a market mover

>>529703951
d3k...

i would call u a faggot and a babymoder but ok

>>529703951
I LIKE JHND, A LOT OF US LIKE JHND
FUCK OFFFFFFF ANON!
YOU MISERABLE BASTARD

sigh

if you saw me floundering at thermy would you be nice to me

i accidentally completed my kandarin meds doing ba a couple days ago it was epic

Rank 1 Wow Streamer Tries OSRS (HARDCORE) For The First Time Ever I Am Not Trendhopping

main = rwtmoder
gim = bigbabymoder
ironman = babymoder
hcmin = normalmoder
uim = transmoder
chunkman = ultraautismmoder
hcgim (max group of 3) = good

Thermy was dead for me when I was hunting pet. I saw less than 5 people. Just hop, no need to confront with such little competition.

i went months without picking my cuticles now it hurts to do dishes im a failure :((

yes im a weam yes im a type a we exist

>>529703951
i know why

i cannot stop tearing my fingers up

you can wear gloves to do dishes in fact you should because the water should be hotter than your hands can bear to properly kill the germs

i go out of my way to crash because i enjoy making others suffer more than i care about being efficient

>>529705014
will you be my rsbf

my osg experience is basically im connor omalley and youre all the slugs except for eel girl shes the heroine

>>529705136
I. AM. A. WOMAN.

she didnt do her bird runs (voice training)

4clan is full of gays who think theyre important

>>529705190
Women aren't that cruel and spiteful.

>>529705190
proof?

>>529705310
my driver's license says I'm a woman and in game I use a type B toon with she/her pronouns.

eel girl is literally mine i cant stress enough that she is taken by me

read 376 in slug voice

another 1300 fishpoints redeemed at tempoross
another 2 more big harpoonfish

>>529705376
how presumptive

i redeem my fishpoints as soon as i get them personally

eel girl rules

i had a good joke if jhnd failed zuk last night i dont think i can tell it now

she might be taken by you but shes taken with me

im also redeeming my big harpoonfish

>reddit pushing hooded slayer helmet because they can't get zuk helm
lol

>>529704751
is someone copying reddit posts again

youre making me so mad

>>529705875
it looks cool though

i hate that slayer helm i also hate the crystal crown spammers

youre making me so sad

a sourhog task thats that shit i dont like

i need a fat bitch

sourhog that reminds me of someone

you know doing that is worse than just saying her name

eala there i said it

why do you assume its a she

i assume everyone here is she until further info

reddit thread about how low levels run out of stamina too fast
i wonder if there was a skill that improved that...

well it is a she so

i miss sunny lemon

i miss etna rock

lemon?

I'm a boy please don't misgender me.

i am going to gym to get huge muscles, gender affirming care (picture of me gigachad)

>>529705931
i don't know what that means but my advice was personal and honest

I'm going to go total beast mode at the weekend on clues >:) SO many unfilled clogs to catch up on.
I will finally cease to be a cloglet

did kpop quit

can u not use her deadname

im a man

sure you are little buddy *pats u on head*

is d3kky here i have a question

the answer is no

>let's frickin go boys
>that's a fucking 1/600000 drop. FUCK!
>this is huge let's go
>WTF MAN A DUPE PET

can you post ass

that wasnt my question hey

what was your question

any let's goers in the chat?

my rocky pet was 1/38000

im not gonna freaking ask it unles d3 is here otherwise someone else is gonna steal it and make me look weird

well she hasnt posted here for about a year so idk what you expect

let's frickin go dude haha

you are weird

im at 50m wc xp with no beaver
but on the bright side these redwoods are now almost 1200 each

thats not true when midzy streamed she was in the twitch chat so she lurks here sometimes

yeah but she midzy and pm are all in a clique together maybe she just linked it on discord

how can i join this clique and no thats not my question

are we not all subbed to midzy with notifs on

i dont really like midzy shes a little too much of a meanie moder im worried shes gonna be mean to me and make me feel small

theres a word for people like you girls in japanese its tennen

a troll task south of mount quidamortem thats that shit i dont like

>>529712556
>>529712681
why do stupid people get me going so much

if anyone needs me i will be laboriously hopping worlds to buy glass ingredients for the next year of my life

girl youre giant seaweed??

giant seaweed ahh those were the days i got my tangleroot there at 75 farming

the wikipedia and my rsso both told me to do hopping

Expressed as a percentage, how much did this most recent update devalue my 2.3k completed clues by?

>>529713348
*gives you a swirly* shut up nerd

0% no one who wasnt already doing clues is going to start doing them because of this

youre rsso much be a stupid head what does bruhsailor say

i dont listen to guys who say bruh

i think bruhsailor has you hop for a few levels for a quest or something

they ruined toa and nex

toa was already dogshit same with nex

they should increase npc store stock amounts somewhat

they used to be bone chilling slow burners

>>529714187
were you the one looking for ironfriends

no but i responded to her request and was cruelly rejected

just clogged my toilet

>>529714472
KYS

does anyone want to start a klan together

no thanks

fed alert

>>529714510
omfg

>>529714793
idgi

every new clan has to have a freak that everybody orbits whos your freak gonna be

>>529714935
why does she want to kiss me all the time

im a freak

body and soul

put away that crop top girl

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHH

i just got my diary cape on the iron ive never had a diary cape before

gz thats pretty cool

>>529716597
that is actually huge congrats

>>529716597
gzzzzzzzz but whats your rsn

guys lets farm obor

you should have to reobtain your infernal cape and quiver every month to prove youre not a cheeser

just experienced a based pog moment

make them charged like everything else thats a cool mechanic i love upkeep its not annoying

untradeable charge currency from zuk and sol to use your infernal cape and quiver im sold

today i am thankful for Menu Entry Swapper

how about we just cut out the middleman and if you dont complete a zuk every week and if your average time isnt decreasing on a monthly basis your rsn is forcibly changed to CHEESEBITCH

my pb is sub 45

>>529717930
hi aaty

is an over 3 hour pb good or does it indicate afking in the inferno waiting for your bull to get done banging your wife so he can do the hard stuff

>>529718043
hey

he was afking because he wasnt in a hurry he knew he had it in the bag and he had all the time in the world so he took his time its not like hes been saying that the only reason he didnt have a cape already was because he didnt have enough time to do a run a day jhnd is a chill guy

>>529718198
i was just chatting with you guys you can see all my posting in the last thread while i was in there. just a chill run no rush

i dont want to "see" your "posting"

>>529718293
how do respond to allegations that youre annoying and weird

do you think the plarp tuah girl is ok

and yet im here every day
>>529718403
being annoying is the last thing i want to do i am definitely weird though, so guilty

i have literally never touched boobs + im an ironman

>>529718750
rsn?

>>529718802
anonydork

John Dad Won

but at what cost

im an anonymous troll demon

im a total level 1039 iron woman

much like rendi im a beast

My runey session has been ruined because my doordash driver is retarded.

youll have to speak up im wearing a snelm

omg my bloodhound is wearing a snelm too >>529482007

>>529722185
I've yelled enough today.

thats a totally different thing its not even made from snail >>529722421 dont touch me with your fascist shit you fat fat ass

Women shouldn't be driving.

>>529722421
damn thats crazy i saw that on x the everything app

i am going to hop to every single world in this game and buy every sand and every ash

my food smelled like weed or cigarette smoke too many times so i dont use doordash anymore personally

i personally dont enjoy paying a 50% markup for food that is cold and soggy

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>>529724061
>>529724061

>>529694710
sorry anon
had to put my dog down a few months back right before his fourth birthday. i still miss him every day.