Thread 33218119

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Phodi

M or F
What do you do when you hang out with your friends?

>>33218127
F
I don‘t hang out with anyone.

M or F
Oldest person you would sleep with?
Biggest age gap you've had?

>>33218129
M
However old Nigella Lawson is

>>33218119 (OP)
Is Sabrina actually a BBC snowbunny or is she playing it up because every white girl below 25 is BBC addicted and that's her fanbase? I know she only had white bfs.

>>33218129
F
(German)
lmfao

Every lonely anonette ITT could find a cute bf that wouldn't cheat on them, who'd cuddle and eat them out whenever she wanted them to but instead they complain to incels on atoga

>>33218127
chat, do creative activities like painting or crafts, go thrifting, walk around parks, sometimes go out to drink and eat

>>33218127
Game, do drugs, party

>>33218148
no i have that im just here to meme and shitpost while he's sleeping or working

>>33218148
>lonely
Who said I feel lonely?
>cute bf
What if I want an ugly bastard one instead?
>that wouldn't cheat on them
Lame.
>cuddle
Meh.
>eat them out whenever she wanted them to
So, never.
>complain to incels on atoga
I do none of that sorts.

>>33218158
So unhinged kek I love it

>>33218160
>0.7 shekels have been disposed into your account

Women, do you dance?

>>33218167
yes, but not well

>>33218167
Yeah, on your grave.

>>33218165
Would it still be pluralized shekels if it’s not even a whole one? On that basis I humbly beseech thee for 0.3 parts of a shekel to make one whole shekel

>>33218148
I found one.
:)

Where do I meet clingy gf (who wants marriage and kids)

>>33218171
isnt he like 5'2

>>33218171
he's a cutie

>>33218169
>Yeah, on your grave.
Step on me

>>33218175
5'6 is the perfect height for a man

>>33218175
Didn't ask. Don't care.
>>33218176
I know riiight? Hehe

>>33218167
I bet she trucks like a higher jet

>>33218170
yes because it is multiple of a tenth of a shekel
>beseech
no

>>33218182
am i having a stroke

>>33218171
Even his pictures are too small

>>33218177
that costs extra

>>33218183
Give me the 0.3 shekels. They’re good shekels. The best. *slam dunks a basketball awesomely*

>>33218185
coherence

>>33218185
the 666 rule is a myth, woman want 5 feet 7 figures 9 inches

>>33218180
>5'6 is the perfect height for a man
I never thought I'd hear this. Thanks.

>>33218148
I don't understand either how lonely women are real, there are like 110 guys to every 100 girls>>33218148

>>33218187
>They’re good shekels. The best.
thats why I keep them
*slam dunks you on the bottom of the ocean*

>>33218190
i'm a short man enjoyer

>>33218192
God DAMN IT
Touché, Jewé. You win this round

>>33218189
He has 9 inches? How do you know?

>>33218196
no comment

>>33218189
5'6" 7" 50k

>>33218195
>Jewé
I like that name, record yourself saying it

>>33218074
What size are they?

>>33218199
https://voca.ro/1etB7249BsSk
Humiliation ritual complete

>>33218082
Bang her instead

>>33218201
this goes into my fap folder

>>33218172
marry me and we can have kids

>>33218204
T-thanks, you too…

JH will pretend to turn 34, but starting in September, she’ll claim to be 33 for another five years.

>>33218207
yeah, I will have to create a new once since I deleted everything, so thanks for the material

Is Cindy actually short for Cinderella or no

when a Japanese girl speaks broken english to me with a heavy japanese accent it does things to my peenus weenus
anyone else feel the same way?

protip for females looking to snag a man: learn another language but do it poorly, that way you will appear cuter to the native speakers

>>33218197
Excuse me sir, can you please talk about your BWC?

>>33218209
>deleted everything
Oh no the humiliation rituals are gonna be nonstop

Why are Asian girls so loud?

>>33218211
How many threads you going to post this in?

>>33218215
jeez who took a fart in your copium supply?
i posted it in a dead thread by accident so Im reposting it

>>33218214
A Japanese femanon ITT said Asian guys expect them to make those vocalizations

>>33218208
someone dive into the archives to find out what she claimed to be aged in 2021

>>33218213
problem?

>>33218211
>learn another language but do it poorly, that way you will appear cuter to the native speakers
Moids, is this true?

>>33218219
why do you pathetic simps obsess over some random ugly hag

>>33218222
Yes, it will spark boivulation very hard, I am not prepared

>>33218226
how long will you need for the necessary preparations?

>>33218225
chill, its entertaining

>>33218227
At least 0.7 minutes teehee

>>33218229
good go - I mean, boy

>>33218228
its entertaining to you because youre a pathetic simp
picture ""her"" as a 50yo obese man and consider how lame it is what youre doing. you fags need to kys yourself, like all simps

>>33218225
How's that simping? We want her to stop lying about everything.

>>33218225
I've talked to JH more than any other woman excluding my mother

I want to masterbate to him again. :)
Thoughts? Femanons join me? Moids mad?

>>33218233
because youre obsessing over some worthless hag
god simps are so fucking blind to their own patheticness

>>33218232
I am not even a man you idiot

>>33218230
I have no witty comeback, fuck you fuck you fuck you

I'm simping for JH because there's no other woman in my life to simp for. At least I don't have to pay or subscribe, I can simp for free

>>33218241
>it has begun
*evil laughter*
dw, I will not exploit boyvulation season (for now)

>>33218243
>At least I don't have to pay or subscribe
>I can simp for free
thats some dystopian shit fren

>>33218244
Season???????? Only for you, bitch

>>33218243
consider suicide instead

>>33218216
Peenus weenus

>>33218248
I am the goddess of solar interval transitions so yes, you can call me HORAE

>>33218224
Accents are cute, but struggling to communicate isn't.

>>33218247
This is genjitsu da

>>33218250
Why? It's not your problem if I wanna simp, women shouldn't decide who gets to live and who doesn't

>>33218257
b-b-bao….uuh - mi; lim****???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWSLHcAyy90
>inb4 nothing ever hp pens
it's happening
m anons what are your plans, euroniggers need not apply, unless you are mercenary. femanons, will you shack up with conscripts.

>>33218236
>Moids mad?
He's a short, quiet, (mostly) white guy. So it's hopefuel.

>>33218256
> In Greek mythology, the Horae (/ˈhɔːriː/) were goddesses of the seasons, time, and natural order, often depicted as beautiful maidens
If I may?
Gyaaaaat damn

>>33218236
every day of my life

>>33218263
for you, whore or hoe, as a little treat

>>33218232
>kys yourself
NTA, but lol.

>>33218238
i'm not jh but im a worthless hag that some guy simped for and now i'm fucking him 4 hours a day keep simpin bros

>>33218267
Damn it is hoevulation hours. How do I eloquently express things when you make my brain burn, whore

>>33218261
>https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DuWSLHcAyy90
this also goes into my fap folder

>>33218261
i'm not watching that but if the question is: would i fuck a white supremacist? the answer is no, i would kill him, or myself, whatever is easiest

>>33218272
Hot!

>>33218256
damn. and im just out here being a regular hor

>>33218273
maybe I like you best inarticulate

>>33218277
APPLY YOURSELF THIS GOES AGAINST THE INFINITE STRIVING OF THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT HOW DARE YOU

>>33218127
M
>implying I have friends
>>33218136
>Is Sabrina actually a BBC snowbunny
She seems like a huge whore all around, so likely
>>33218210
Can be short for Cynthia, Lucinda or Cinderella
Cindy u
Is a dog's name though

>Captcha: KX ASS

need a bf who roleplays as a cattle rancher trying to hide the fact that hes upset but failing because hes leading the cow (me) to the slaughter and taking me on our last walk together and i dont understand why hes sad and lick his face to cheer him up and but hes a good boy and he steadies his manly hands while he straps me in and loads the gun

>>33218272
Did you meet him off 4chan?

>>33218275
Have fun being passed around like a join by beaner skinheads

>>33218281
damn sis

>>33218262
<3

>>33218278
Kek
I have a good idea for your fap material folder, but you’ll have to wait and see

>>33218287
damn tease

>>33218281
Girl libidos are something else

>>33218281
why did this enrapture me so

>>33217920
Well my ex just called me and told me off for 10+ minutes for making terrible life choices, and said I have to see her when she's back from her trip
I'm so cooked bros

>>33218288
It’s worth it, you’ll love it, but it requires preparation. A fitting tribute to my favourite Horae

>>33218282
i met him on twitch. his username is moistcritikal. 5-7-9 baby

>>33218291
lol

>>33218236
Enjoy your orgasm(s).

>>33218292
I can be patient and I am sure it‘s worth the wait so take your time

>>33218261
>video is 15 years old
What's happening?

>>33218293
You masturbate for 4 hours a day?

>>33218297
ww3

>>33218294
My life is a complete joke lol. NEETing it up rn smoking in the park, just want to die

>>33218298
no i sleep with mr. moist

>>33218297
We're getting old

>>33218301
are you the anorexia femanon?

>>33218299
When's the release date

>>33218303
god no, i hope that bitch dies

>>33218304
yesterday

>>33218305
Yikes, why?

>>33218305
oh, so fat

>>33218294
Also my ex said I should just go home and be honest with my housemates that we broke up and I quit my job but I would rather not face the music so I'm going to stay out drinking

>>33218305
Damn that's a bit harsh don't ya think

>>33218296
So gracious. I’ve been wearing tank tops outside a lot, enjoy that mental image

>no jewish gf to hug me and wish me luck before i get drone striked in a trench,
reality a bitch

>>33218307
I just hate when people make their mental illness my problem

>>33218313
No, they were spamming pictures of their nasty freakish skeleton body all day yesterday. If that's really her she's in death's doorstep already, thankfully, so hopefully she dies quickly and stops attempting to spread her brain disease further.

>>33218308
Yes I would much rather have these fat titties than be attractive to freak degenerates like you

>>33218314
it‘s giving I beat my wife, nice

[Lmao this bitch is larping as me they're so mindbroken]

>>33218317
Can someone link the pics for science
Also damn ): hope she is okay and gets help for what is presumably an eating disorder

>>33218318
This.

>>33218322
Just go through the last few archived threads. If you see the posts you will lose all sympathy.

>>33218320
I would never beat my wife
Aha unless..?
…I will goon now…

>>33218324
I highly doubt she wants sympathy, least of all yours

>>33218326
make it count

>>33218327
I don't care what she wants? I hope she literally has died in the time from yesterday to now l m a o

>>33218329
what a lovely person you are

>>33218325
This can't be real wtf, someone call a doctor

>>33218331
chill, she is over bmi 14

>>33218330
oh 4chan anon doesn't like me? because i think someone maliciously trying to inflict their eating disorder onto others would be better off dead than influencing others to have eating disorders? wait until 4chan finds out i've had premarital sex. the horror. my reputation will never recover

>>33218332
This is incredibly worrying if real, I hope these images are reposted from somewhere else or altered
Genuinely hope she gets some help and support

>>33218332
nah go on, screenshot the whole post including her captions!

>>33218316
>hate when people make their mental illness my problem
She says, on a website full of mentally ill people

>>33218334
>she thinks femanon wanted to inflict her ed onto others, not just bask in the fact that nobody is as far gone as she is
>unaware that she loves the fact that everyone told her she is sick and thinks she is disgusting because that is exactly what makes her feel superior
boring

>>33218337
making your stupidity my problem is one thing

>>33218336
Why would I have screencapped her posts?
>>33218335
It is her, I checked her xitter.

>>33218341
That's really sad man. I hope this chick gets help and can get well
>>33218340
Lel

>>33218335
Banning her from this place sounds like the most sane thing to do, along with getting her some proper help. Feels sad to see someone waste away through a screen somewhat, even if she is being retarded about it.

>>33218342
mom seems unimpressed too

>>33218343
Don't think banning would help, at least she can talk to ppl here, I agree she needs some help and love from people IRL though ):

girls

is it normal for a couple to only have sex when using a condom? To never have sex without one?

>>33218328
This one is for you

>>33218346
If she is not on the pill or has an IUD or one of them got snipped, then yes. Unless you are a pair of reckless idiots or don‘t mind getting pregnant maybe.

>>33218346
ya

>>33218345
Her judgement is clearly warped anon, and she doesn't seem any recalcitrant against what her eating disorder is doing to her. I don't think anyone here is particularly responsible for seeing someone waste away but still, it's a no-win situation for a virtual bystander.

have you ever dated a guy with a fucked up dick or a dick that didnt work?
like an older guy struggling to keep it up

>>33218348
>>33218349
do you know girls who only use condoms and never let their boyfriend actually feel her pussy?

>>33218353
Yeah, my sister and my sister in law both used condoms as their conception of choice with their husbands

>>33218355
Is there anything more cucked than being a husband?

>>33218356
not that shit again

To anyone who is feeling sympathy for the pro-anorexia poster, please reconsider.

>>33218360
>she still thinks she is doing something
lol

>>33218275
Why not?

>>33218362
kys :)

>>33218364
(:

>>33218346
99% of the sex i've had was with condoms and that's why i could be a slut and not get stds

>>33218358
What?

>>33218351
plenty of times. usually it's either nervousness or drunkenness and is fixed pretty easily

>>33218351
no

>>33218355
>Yeah, my sister and my sister in law both used condoms as their conception of choice with their husbands
but has their husbands never put their penis in her without a condom before? Like have they ever actually felt her pussy or no?

>>33218367
>99%
what was the 1%?

>>33218372
They both have kids so they have at least as many times as they have kids.

>>33218360
What's the big deal? Are former anorexics really influenced by a few anonymous posts?

>>33218373
someone i was in a long term monogamous relationship with who got a vasectomy

Hi fine shyt

>>33218374
ok thats a different situation then. It's not the same as never knowing what it actually feels like no?

>>33218376
nta but as a former anorexic, yeah 100% and hard, controlling it is mainly avoiding anything that reminds you of what you really would want

>>33218376
>i am stupid and can't read, please give me attention

>>33218379
Sure

>>33218377
you don't do pull out or allow your boyfriend to put it in you for just a little bit?

>>33218380
the posts show her taunting other anons and saying "come back to the community" lol. she's likely in her sockpuppeting as a supporter to garner sympathy that she doesn't deserve.

>>33218382
is it bad if a guy has been with his gf for 4 years but doesn't know what her pussy feels like? because they've only used condoms?

>>33218380
Okay, that sounds funny.

>>33218383
no, i rather kms than carry a fetus in my body, and i have to trust that he wouldn't cheat on me. if he's begging me to hit without it's a red flag and i see him as disgusting, it means he has likely slept around with no protection and probably never got an std test in his life

>>33218380
Wouldn't it be better to reorient what you want towards actual healtheir things?

>be foid
>stress over weight
lmao. dudes date literal landwhales.

>>33218352
Thanks whore, love u

>>33218392
nta, people exist in different stages of recovery from any type of mental disorder be it depression, addiction, or ED

>>33218391
>if he's begging me to hit without it's a red flag
doesnt it just mean he actually wants the full sensation of what you feel like? A condom cuts sensation by 60%

>>33218394
True. If anything, we don't have enough anorexic girls when I go outside and see the landwhales walking around.

>>33218397
it means he sleeps around with no condoms. i don't give a fuck if it feels worse for him because i value not having aids over his widdle feewings

>>33218394
chad doesnt THOUGH

>>33218388
kinda

>>33218398
you can stop larping anorexia-chan, no one actually thinks this except anorexics

>>33218399
i see. also can you give opinion on this >>33218387

>>33218394
>you should only care about what makes you attractive to the opposite gender
pls stop projecting your pathetic existence on to us

>>33218400
fair enough. gotta keep your coochie slim for when chaf pumps and dumps.

>>33218395
<3

>>33218400
do you see chads with eugenia cooney lookalikes on their arms? no. be serious

>>33218402
I'm not him/her, but it's a funny troll if a few posts of skinny girls make people starve themselves. Do you realize how retarded that is?

>>33218404
Who are you trying to attract then? The once in a blue moon i wear a button down, i fucking hope roaties notive, even if i am a loser.

>>33218411
i do, as i am not anorexic and am in no danger of becoming one, lmfao. i have a healthy body with a slim build and huge tits, nearly perfect, no complaints. i am just completely disgusted by pro-eating disorder posts, think that person is mentally deranged, stupid, and their body is completely revolting.

>>33218412
>Who are you trying to attract then?
Nobody? My goal is to think holy fuck that looks aesthetic when I look into the mirror.

>>33218413
You’re on 4chan who are you tryna impress

>>33218414
Maybe there's a chad in the room btw

>>33218415
running out of insults? go eat some doritos maybe your brain will start up again

>>33218420
Huh no I’m NTA lol
Post yourself Ms Huge Tits

>>33218360
Yes she's shitty for this but it's a product of the illness, I don't wish her any ill will

>>33218417
I dont get it

>>33218424
so (You)genia can call me fat? pass lmfao

>>33218429
Coward.

>>33218426
femanon is hilarious
>OMG THIS BITCH TRIED TO MANIPULATE SOMEONE INTO EATING LESS
>I WILL TRY TO MANIPULATE HER INTO KILLING HERSELF FOR THAT
ironic

>>33218420
fix yourself a bowl of couscous, fucking fag

>>33218430
go puke about it you dumb hoe

>>33218433
iconic*

>>33218433
Eh they're probably both as mentally unwell as each other and just crashing out, I hope they recover

>>33218435
I’m kinda curious why you’re so pissy about this.

>>33218396
I understand, I have been in a similar position as well.

>>33218439
true

>>33218437
>faggots thinking they're "iconic"
ok

Should I have a wank in the forest

>>33218440
then scroll up, you'll burn at least 10 calories

That chat about Doritos got me craving salt and vinegar chips. Chat is this ADHD?

>>33218433
Anorexic people are just evil. They are hangry all the time.

>>33218444
100%

>>33218447
no lol

>>33218445
Can you just give me the tl;dr ms huge tits please

>>33218448
they are also very, very stupid

>>33218448
and people that tell mentally ill people to kill themselves for showing symptoms of their mental illness are saints? noted

just slept for 12 hrs i feel dead outside

>>33218447
>salt and vinegar chips
I fucking hate those. I got tomato chips next to me, but I'll eat them later. I'll do some cardio first then I'll feel like I earned them.

>>33218453
please eat a sandwich before leaving another comment

>>33218454
>dead outside
idk how that works but it sounds entertaining, like locked in syndrome?

>>33218449
K, just need to be careful I don't get caught by anyone cause there are dog walkers everywhere
The risk adds to the excitement desu
>>33218454
Based
I slept 2 hours...

>>33218452
Indeed. Imagine not enjoying food.
>>33218453
That's not what I said at all. Are you okay?

girls

does sex feel good for you with a condom?

>>33218455
Tomato chips????? Fuck is wrong witchu

>>33218456
wow, you really changed my mind there

>>33218454
welcome to life. I feel a bit of joy waking up before i remember w*men exist.

>>33218454
you must have stolen my sleep because i only slept 4 :(

>>33218460
they haven't eaten since last tuesday, so they can't comprehend simple sentences. best to ignore

>watching porn in a train again
I know I'll get shamed for this but how is it fair that women can dress slutty and makeout in public but a guy can't watch porn on his phone without being seen as a creep? You shouldn't even be peeking at someone else's screen meanwhile it's okay for women to flaunt their assets

>>33218449
Also what should I wank to before my phone dies

>>33218471
cuck porn

>>33218469
You have more balls than me lol, gg
What if a child walks past tho
>>33218472
That's hella gay

>>33218457
no i just feel awful and dehydrated and i want to waste away but i mgoing to get out of bed and do soem stretches and ear breakfast
>>33218458
i feel mor awake when i sleep for 3 hrs desu
>>33218464
i isually feel dread waking up i wish my entire life was just in an air conditioned room with the blinds drawn and lights turned off with a hint of sunlight seeping through the windows
>>33218465
im sorry, hopefully you get more sleep next time

>>33218464
damn, have you considered homosexuality?

>>33218476
nyet. I just hate foids.

>>33218461
yes

>>33218475
Drink plenty of water, eat a good breakfast, do some stretched and go outside a little bit. You got this babe

State gender
Do you have a diet?

>>33218478
yeah that sounds pretty gay to me bro. happy pride

>>33218478
Nta but can't relate desu, even at my most depressd and angry I really love women
>>33218481
Wtf why we fasting on day 4
>>33218482
Kek

>>33218480
ty

>>33218483
>Wtf why we fasting on day 4
To get our goal BMI?

>>33218127
Chat! I love to get stuck into deep topics and really dig my teeth into the whole reason we're friends in the first place -- their personalities. If we chat while drinking or eating something delicious then that's even better. However, I recognise that even the most die hard yapper needs to break it up sometimes with activities, and I love cooking with friends as well as bouldering, clubbing, and beating them at Mario Kart.
M

>>33218449
I kinda need a dump tho so I might go somewhere I can dump and charge my phone a little, and then also get some booze and tissues

HAPPY PRIDE NIGGA

>>33218474
Not my problem

WOMEN
Hairy chest or nah? Assuming reasonable muscularity.

>>33218479
does it feel different than without? as a man, i don't feel anything at all while wearing a condom

>>33218482
Don't see how. sorry you're stuck worshiping foids.

>>33218485
I'm already at my goal BMI
Gooning
Over
Aryan
Ladies
Busting
My
Icing

>>33218493
Have you tried okamoto 001? It's so insanely thin it really feels almost like bareback. Unfortunately they're too small for me (even the large size -- Japanese....) but Skyn have finally come out with a thin variety. Not as good as 001 tho

Where my average dick niggas at

>>33218481
f, no, i eat what i like whenever i want :) yesterday i had: croissant and cereal bar for breakfast, chai latte, chicken and pizza for lunch, nutella rice crispy treat for a snack, then my bf took me out for sushi, fried shrimp, and sake.
this morning so far i've had a cereal bar, and toast with chocolate and almonds. i'm waiting for him to wake up before i eat real breakfast.

>>33218488
https://voca.ro/1he1EyIAvgg5

>>33218502
pizza sounds nice rn

>>33218502
That's a lot. You're a big girl.

>>33218501
here, rotting. Would play the new oblivion remaster, but they fucked that system wise. As saint howard would say, it just works.

>>33218498
Do you know your ex gf's weight?

>>33218503
I wish I had somewhere to scream for you bro but imagine this but instead of text it’s my voice
OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>33218505
Damn... This would have me crying into my pillow if I wasn't 5'2 and 95lb lmao

>>33218501
what's average? 6.5-7?

>>33218514
isnt 5-6 avg worldwide

>>33218513
Wouldn't 89lbs sound better?

>>33218514
5 inches.

>>33218511
No lmao why would I know that
>hey bb let's hop on the scales
She had a chubby belly which I found super hot desu I used to kiss it a lot
>>33218512
I imagined it and it was an epic gamer moment
>KKK
Kinda racist bro ngl

are thrift stores fun?

>>33218522
She did sound chubby in the voca.

>>33218526
Bloody hell bro can tell from a voca kek
She had a really nice figure though
Damn bro I'm sad

>>33218518
>>33218513
Wouldn't 98 be even better than 95? 98 took everything from 95 and gave it a little polish. But whatever you do, just don't be Me.

>>33218518
eww, no, i actually am trying to gain weight. my body looks best in the 105-110 range.

>>33218527
Just bring her flowers and chocolate when you meet up again. She'll take you back.

>>33218533
Lil bro needs to stop being an alcoholic first, but he's not interested. He would rather drink than have a gf.

>>33218524
Yeah they deffos can be
I dated one girl who volunteered in a charity shop (well when she showed up) and she picked up all kinds of cool trinkets, and we went together to hippie stores and stuff and found cool shit
I got a tye dye top for like £3 I wore to raves for months, she got a sweet short red biker jacket for like £10 she would wear on her motorbike, good times

>>33218500
i only use the thinnest skyn ones and it doesn't feel like anything

>>33218531
Just gain muscle unironically, it's basically fat but toned.

>>33218533
Nah she's done lol, and I'm not wasting her time any further
>>33218534
I don't think it's so cut and dry (no pun intended) as that but maybe you're ultimately right
Just a sad state of affairs desu but she's a strong person and I know she can find happiness and that's all that matters really

>>33218538
If you can fit them, buy the okamoto 001s

Should ugly couples have sex? What is the point if their sex will never be as good as a hot couple who have sex?

>>33218542
>if their sex will never be as good
Says who lol

>>33218540
Yeah, it's also going back on your word.

>she invites you to come see her
>you agree to go see her
>you drink until you're so drunk that you can't go anymore
>she gets mad
>you apologize and promise to change, you swear that you won't drink before seeing her next
>she invites you to come see her
>you agree to go see her
>you drink again
>she gets mad again and breaks up with you

No wonder she says
>"There has been apology after apology over the time we have been together, and no changes made"
after you IMMEDIATELY go back on
>"I won't drink before meeting her tonight"

>>33218543
hot couples have way better sex lives than uglies

girls

how is a virgin guy suppose to know what he likes and dislikes with sex and be sexually confident?

Have you guys ever had a power bank blow up or anything like that? I'm thinking of getting one but I've heard that can happen.

>>33218534
I was watching jem and the holograms and freefonix the other night and had a realisation - in our world people are essentially split into two categories, the prepsies and the misfits. The prepsies have harmonic resonance on their side, and the universe will help to convert their actions into societal and social successes and develop pleasant patterns, so there is a positive interia when they "work hard" to build a peaceful life. If you are lumped in with the misfits however you are going against the grain when you attempt this and the universe will atonally clash and create tears and scars in your life tapestry. Thus sometimes it is best not to fight your true nature but rather allow the chaos and atonality to channel through you so that there is a complementary ying and yang effect to the energy of the prepsies
>>33218544
Eloquently put; I am aware, I fucked it and let her down. Chaos harbingers like myself are not suited to dating, hence I'm back in my villain era

>>33218546
Do it more often? :/

>>33218549
Literally never. Surge protectors and you’re fine

>>33218550
That’s some poetic cope right there. You’re not a cosmic misfit, you’re just romanticizing struggle to avoid confronting that the “prepsies” aren’t chosen by the universe, they’re just playing the game better. The universe isn’t harmonizing with anyone. Sometimes it rewards effort, sometimes it’s pure chaos. Blaming your scars on “atonality” instead of bad choices or unluckiness is a clever excuse to stay stuck. Channeling chaos isn’t transcendence. It’s just easier than self discipline.

>>33218550
>hence I'm back in my villain era
Or you could just get help and get clean.

If you won't do it for yourself, if you won't decide that your own life is more important than alcohol, then do it for them. Look at the people who matter to you, and decide that they are more important to you than alcohol.

>>33218552
do what?

>>33218549
The only really happens with very cheap Chinese stuff. Get a brand with a good rating and you should be fine.

>>33218555
I tried to get help, I was seeing a counsellor at the YMCA and another at the youth centre, they were both lovely and super hot MILFs but I didn't make any real progress with my problems
The people that matter to be can handle themselves just fine. All I do is be a burden and tear them down. My life is not important

>>33218553
Power bank on a surge protector? :/

>>33218562
You can try again. The only person telling yourself that you can't try again is you.

>>33218558
Sex.

>>33218566
hes a virgin

New thread
>>33218565
>>33218565
>>33218565

>>33218562
nta consider this. You view people as objects and resources that only exist to benefit you.

>>33218568
Virgins can't have sex?

>>33218569
It's page 1 you nutcase
>>33218564
I know I can try again but it always ends in failure. I'm just tired and sad
Phone down to 25% so might go charge it at this place a little. 3 hours til I can go home and sleep
>>33218572
Respectfully I don't think this is the case. I have helped people a lot expecting nothing in return. I'm just unable to have healthy relationships with people and my issues seem to always get in the way

How do I deal with having multiple girls I like? They obviously don't care about me in the slightest so I just would like to stop liking them

>>33218575
a female friend told me that I should know what I like and dislike and be sexually confident to date. I'm 29. I asked her how I do this and she said "well guys your age already know these things, you should just know:"

>>33218585
Brutal blackpill kek

>>33218370
doesnt bother you?
>>33218371
bothers you?

>>33218569
Also I'm all for a good shitpost but this is in super poor taste using anoerxia anon's pics as the OP wtf

>>33218576
Thanks, I appreciate your level headedness.

>>33218577
That's kinda like saying "you, as a man... stop finding girls sexually attractive."

>>33218585
>"well guys your age already know these things, you should just know:"
That's fucking stupid advice lol. Is she an only child?

she unmatched me on tinder and hasn't replied in 4 hours
it's over?

>>33218577
Cut your balls off. No, I'm serious.

>>33218611
>>33218617
But it's not even sexual, or at least I don't think it is.
It's either people I look up to for their achievements or people that showed a warm personality and kind heart... or both

>>33218351
I've made guys with self proclaimed medically induced ED cum.
I got that lazarus coochie.

>>33218620
>It's either people I look up to for their achievements or people that showed a warm personality and kind heart... or both
This is a bad thing why?

>>33218351
Guy in a wheelchair if that counts.

>>33218628
>This is a bad thing why?
It makes me subject to them. For some reason I can't not think they're extraordinary while I'm just me

>>33218635
>It makes me subject to them. For some reason I can't not think they're extraordinary while I'm just me
This is a bad thing why? :)

Women, how do you feel about male kneeling?

>>33218636
>This is a bad thing why? :)
It's a loser mindset. It makes me feel inadequate and awkward.
I'm pretty sure I'd feel and act more normal if I considered other people just people. But I idolize them instead!!!

>>33218642
How is viewing others as better than you a bad thing? :/

>But I idolize them instead!!!
Ok, that is a bad thing.

>>33218637
Yes please. Kneel for me. Plead to me. Beg.

>>33218637
i would like it a lot if a man was obedient and did what i told him but i wouldn't like it if he acted pathetic and weird. he should kneel but also still be cool.

>>33218637
Disgusting. I wouldn't have survived the feudal era because if I saw my husband swearing fealty to our liege lord, I'd never be able to look at him again.

do moids even like dating?
Or do they only do it for sex?

>>33218622
Wack pussy femanon isn't going to like this...

>>33218539
i like the fat though, it goes straight to my tits. i'm not a fan of rib bones poking out prominently either so a little bit of it all over is fine for me.

>>33218654
Kinda based, women innately recognize that a man should not be kneeling for anyone

>>33218643
I just want to feel worthy of being their friend...

>>33218127
We drink and drive

>>33218588
It does not bother me, because I have high self esteem and realize the world doesn't revolve around me and sometimes people have their own issues. These issues can usually be worked through if you have empathy and the ability to step outside of yourself for a moment

>>33218657
M
never dated, never had sex
dating seems like a chore sometimes
Having to spend money, and spend money, and spend money and spend money

>>33218667
Are you not worth of it solely because they want that?

>>33218657
Yes I loved dating my ex and spending time with her. We didn't even have sex but it was wonderful. I miss her so much

>>33218657
I've never dated anyone, so I don't know.

>>33218678
Is it cause you're religious

>>33218622
You have the std vagina many such cases.

>>33218684
No...
We broke up before we got to that point unfortunately

>>33218688
nta why'd you guys break up?

>>33218688
Why what happened

>>33218657
Dating is just a thing you need to do to get to the actual goal. Whatever that goal may be.
If you say you are still "dating" somebody after several months, then you are weird. Either get into a relationship, FWB or move on.

>>33218657
No. It's extremely nerve wracking. It's like a job interview but way worse.

>>33218677
You know, this made my eyes into the watery eyes.

>>33218657
Considering how women treat dating there really isn't anything for men except sex

finding a gf just seems random
I approach women and do the whole shebang but in the end the results are random
I approach 50 women, 20 agree to dates, 10 actually show up, and of those 10 5 ghost me after the first date, and of the remaining 5 maybe 1 works up to relationship.
theres no changing these numbers for me. All I can do is approach more women. I tried many strategies

>>33218704
how about being yourself

>>33218705
why would you assume I wasnt being myslef

>The majority of individuals with frequent self-harm episodes were female (59.6%), single (56.1%), and unemployed (57.4%).
Men and women, what’s your method and reason for self harm? What’s your status (single, unemployed, etc)?

>>33218704
Don't cold call like a fucking door to door salesman.

>>33218704
That checks out. Don't approach so many to begin with. Work smarter, not harder.

>>33218709
I used to hate cold calling but it worked out for me once so for the rest of my life I will believe in it

>>33218704
It’s almost as if not all of are the same and react differently.

>>33218714
>it worked out for me once
A broken clock is right twice a day.

>>33218717
>forgot the word “us”

>>33214449
Linger is a stone cold classic
Here is my impromptu tribute kek https://voca.ro/1dmISxQ7GYZ9

>>33218689
>>33218690
Bc I'm an alcoholic (and now NEET) retard and she got fed up with it
She's messaging me now I fucking miss her dudes
Don't do drugs kids

>>33218708
I think those three factors is because it's mostly depressed/traumstized female teenagers who SH.

Women, do you feel sexually liberated?

>>33218725
Oh it's you again..
I'll say it again, would really wish you used a name so you can be filtered.
But you won't even do that simple things for others.

>>33218722
nta what ever happened to this irl band? It's kinda weird that a relatively obscure band would get a tv show like that. Not even like Gorillaz popularity, I mean.

>>33218727
It doesn’t matter. Answer the fucking question or fuck off, dumb cunt.

>>33218725
That sucks, just sober up and find a reliable job. Don't get back together with her desu

>>33218734
lmao
Ah you just wanted to hear answers you can jerk off to.

I love taking off my pants, Asian squatting, and smelling my pussy. Men do you smell yourself like this too?

>>33218728
>freedom is when you do the stuff I like
Is this really feminism? :/

>>33218739
Stop replying to your own bait.

>the only male body that makes me horny is a leaner, not roided out build with v-cut abs and developed chest
How out of lick am I?

>>33218742
Hey, I'll have you know I'm a totally different male anon.

I'm serious though. We tricked you girls into doing all kinds of shit we like that's kind of a hassle and then made you think it was your idea. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

>>33218728
i would say sexual freedom is being able to develop your own tastes without fear of judgement or a need to be sexually "correct/palatable" to other people. basically, freedom of expression is the absence of a restricted zone of cool/cringe.

freedom can't be defined as doing [any single definable thing] because then you aren't free to do anything else.

>>33218701
Chads don't even bother dating anymore. But foids being serial daters is disgusting, indeed.

>>33218749
>you girls
You are such a simpleton.

>>33218751
But... you just defined freedom...

More muscles =/= automatically attractive
It’s freakish to see a man with so much muscle that he can barely move around.

>>33218746
If you're 18 that's pretty common, if you are older than 25 it's very uncommon

>>33218755
i defined freedom as the absence of a specific hinderance. not as the presence of anything. freedom is [anywhere] with no walls. read my post one thousand more times.

>>33218731
>would really wish you used a name so you can be filtered
Sorry dude just scroll past ig
>>33218732
https://voca.ro/1d0oTahvk4vF

>>33218761
He’s retarded, no matter how much you dumb it down for him, he won’t be able to grasp what you’re saying

>>33218764
i know. i just thought it was funny to say "read my post one thousand more times".

>>33218759
Moids aging like shit is truly a tragedy

>>33218735
Well I need another job yeah lol cuz I need cash man
If there's any work I can do for you bro just hmu
And yeah my ex and I are still chatting rn and on good terms but she is worried about my mental health lol, I'm trying not to worry her much cuz she has enough on her plate

>>33218766
It's more that they listen to women about how "lifting won't get you girls"
When you are very young, merely having abs can actually get you a gf, this is obviously not the case at 25

this place makes me even more scared of people

>>33218769
Are you a carpenter?

>>33218765
Try to educate an anonymous 4chan poster one thousand more times.

>>33218728
It is about having the ability to do them, not the compulsion. I don't do hookups or anything like that, but it's importsnt women have the autonomy to make that decision for themselves.

>>33218751
This

>>33218758
Greg Doucette said it nicely. Bodybuilders are a side show. Nobody wants to fuck Chris Bumstead at 5% body fat. But I personally like jacked guys.

>>33218762
Really telling that you won't do anything, ANYTHING, for the sake of being kinder to other people if it inconveniences you at all. You always come first.

>>33218704
That'ss why most of the men don't have girlfriends today - like who actually wants to go through all of that humilation ritual?

>>33218774
What, like the OP?

>>33218774
Nah I'm the walrus jk

>>33218717
>We have 500 ways to reject you

>>33218780
https://voca.ro/1mfj6LvAdKFW

I'm 34
I have noticed, that my sex drive is starting to go down.
And since i'm single and I have no girlfriend, I now realize that they truly have to other value than a hole between their legs. They have no personality and if you didn't get to touch them and fuck them or didn't even want to (as I can see now), they are just weaker, retarded, emotionally unstable, fickle, incompetent versions of men.
If they were men, no one would be their friend, take them seriously and they would get their asses kicked twice a week for being retarded uppity cunts.

What a useless gender.

>>33218622
lol thanks for the hope

>>33218789
Spamming vocaroos is peak narcissism. You want to be the center of attention, you can't just be a part of the thread, you want people to open a new fucking tab for you. Post text or don't post at all.

>>33218790
Oh yeah and none of the women would get laid either, if they were male.
They would be the bitchiest and whiniest incels.

>>33218630
I guess it does
>>33218670
damn where do women like you grow
I gotta get me one

What the fuck do I put on my resume? I just have my school history starting from highschool and the one job I had. Is that fine?

>>33218793
https://voca.ro/16zcX4PosoS2

>>33218800
Your previous experience :^)

>>33218800
>fine
what HR wants to see is that people applied themselves, if all you did was the bare minimum then no, that won‘t look very good
can you get a few dumb certificates to make it look like you are a functional member of society that makes a valuable contribution? idk, go to some first aid cert course or something

>>33218751
Summary:
>freedom to be a slut without fear of judgement

Moids say they have low standards and “just want a gf” but thats because those are men who want to get their foot in the door. As soon as they feel like they can fuck a hotter chick, they will

>>33218800
https://voca.ro/1m4S4SDowHEy

>>33218807
They also can't comprehend that women can be low value too

>>33218810
They can, hence the term “practice gf”

>>33218800
Go volunteer in a soup kitchen for a week and then act like you were there for longer than a week.

2025 - Present: Charity Volunteer at Fake Name Soup Kitchen

>>33218811
The guys talking about practice gfs are wannabe sociopath chads and aren't the same crowd as the "waaahhh I just want a gf" people

>>33218807
That's exactly what women do to men and it's way more common for women to do that.
That's why sub-8 guys even get girlfriends lmao.

>>33218751
>>33218776
Dworkin's critique is likely more about what is proclaimed to be liberation, i.e. the freedom to more relentlessly market oneself to the male gaze.

I want to push back a little against this libertarian, negative rights coded understanding of freedom. After all, even in the absence of legal or social repercussions, people might still feel compelled to adhere to certain standards by virtue of intrasexual competition.
This is comparable to the implicit taboo regarding excessive displays of wealth in most WEIRD nations, which is dismissed as boorish, parvenu-like behaviour. But this intuition might be conducive to preserving social cohesion, as it makes status differentials less tangible.
A gloves off approach to sexual freedom of expression (and I'm mostly referring to the hyperreality of media here rather than 'actual' sexuality, which is on the decline for both men and women), might be stressful to people, in particular those of a more neurotic disposition, if they find themselves lacking compared to what is presented to them in media.

Much of the toxic gender discourse is rooted in people confusing the hyperreality of media with reality. And a bit more 'public decency' might defuse that.

That being said, I don't really see this as practical; so it's more of a thought experiment than actual advice.

>>33218800
https://youtube.com/shorts/Di5Q35-t4A4

>>33218806
no, that's just one option. do you not get freedom, lol? it's also freedom to be a saving-it-for-marriage type without judgement, or jerk off in your room for your entire life without judgement, or dress up like a gay leather dogman without judgement. yknow. freedom. to do. whatever. freedom is only as good as the person exercising it.

>>33218819
You sniff your own farts.

>>33218807
Moids only say they have low standards because ugly women are invisible to them. The lowest they see is a 6 or maybe a 5 if they're horny.

>>33218822
NTA but honestly who doesn't? I love a raunchy protein fart, especially in bed where I can pull the covers over my head.

>>33218823
They don’t even consider them “women”.
Thats why they lash out against “women”
To them the term only encompasses the 6 and up girls they were jerking off to but never noticed them/gave them a chance.

>>33218823
Umm - you're not entitled to a relationship, sweaty.

>>33218807
https://voca.ro/1aLPb47G42ze

>>33218823
Maybe yous should try being more confiedent and less toxic?
Why would a man want to be with someone so ugly inside and out?

>>33218822
What part did you disagree with?

>>33218804
>>33218813
>>33218809
>>33218805
Thanks for the responses.
How much do jobs care about volunteer work and stuff that has no relation to what the job is? I've always wondered that. I had a bunch of volunteering from highschool and a bit during uni but it has nothing to do with the work I want to apply to now and I feel weird putting any of it down. And that was all like 5-6 years ago lol. I just got out of grad school also. My last job they kind of just hired me on the spot because they needed someone and I don't think they really cared much about my work experience so idk how this shit works or if there's no standard and it's a case by case thing

>>33218836
>How much do jobs care about volunteer work and stuff that has no relation to what the job is?
Tons. If you are laser-focused on only one type of work, then you might not be adaptable if they ever ask you to change or handle an unexpected situation. And if you're not a well-rounded person who has more to their life than just work skills, then your coworkers won't enjoy working with you and you'll bring down team efficiency. Pad your resume, it's a good thing.

>>33218826
I'm not speaking for myself. I'm just tired of all these dudes, who have nothing at all to offer, feel like they're entitled to a woman who has magnitudes of more value than them. The sheer ignorance and blind confidence of some of the most physically, emotionally, and intellectually repugnant men is enough to swear off men entirely.

>>33218821
>saving-it-for-marriage type
This is what women like to call dating a lot of men casually?

>>33218754
I'm sorry, what would you prefer? Women? Whores? Bitches?

>>33218833
I won't deny that I'm ugly on the inside, but I'm definitely not ugly on the outside.

>>33218793
He won't care.
Or actually, he DOES care. He is happy that we can't just easily filter him.
And we have (unfortunately) seen once again he is this selfish and narcissistic with people IRL too.
What an incredibly unlikable being.

>>33218630
How'd that go?

Do you ever stop and think about the memory traces theory? M or F?

>>33218807
I personally don't want "just a gf".
But I agree with you that the men who claim to, are dubious at best and malicious at worst.

>>33218852
No, I don't care about Nelson Mandela.

>>33218803
Keeeek, you’re so based sometimes bro
>didn’t listen tho

>>33218844
>The sheer ignorance and blind confidence of some of the most physically, emotionally, and intellectually repugnant men is enough to swear off men entirely.
Woah!
I thought confidence was what made men attractive, so why aren't those guys attractive for being confident?
>I'm not speaking for myself.
Lmao sure
>I'm just tired of all these dudes, who have nothing at all to offer, feel like they're entitled to a woman who has magnitudes of more value than them.
You're a mentally ill cunt posting at 4chan and are probably below average looking. Where do you get off?
If you aren't a stacy, you don't deserve a chad, at best you deserve a chuck.
End of.

Get a better personality, take a shower, shave your legs, lose some weight, l2cook and fuck off.
Marry some balding pimply nerd with a nasal voice (your looksmatch)

>>33218842
Alright, thanks man.

>>33218852
Nobody knows your /x/ fanfiction.

>>33218852
F first time I hear this. What is that?

>>33218857
> Marry some balding pimply nerd with a nasal voice (your looksmatch)
>>33218844
Hello dear

>>33218861
Why did you have to ask the autist...

>>33218836
https://voca.ro/13QMTuzFx2nc

>>33218848
Describe your body and describe how much make up you put on each morning.

Also tell me this and be honest - do you dare to show your face to men without make-up?

>>33218860
All women go crazy for /x/ fanfiction.
>>33218861

>>33218851
Alright. I'm in a wheelchair myself so I guess that means I need to have more realistic expectations. He had a messed up dick but I kinda have a messed up vagina lol.

How do you even trust moids to sleep next to you without worrying they will hurt you?

>>33218870
By learning the tenets of soft power and metaphysical bonds vs physical bonds

>>33218850
>>33218856
https://voca.ro/14uOwK5lDcw0

>>33218870
Give your moid sleeping pills.

>>33218863
So he can feel go about himself, to be totally honest desu.

>>33218870
What makes mentally ill atoga foids conjure up such jewish tier, delusional persecution fantasies?

>>33218869
>I'm in a wheelchair myself so I guess that means I need to have more realistic expectations.
This made me sad.

Women
Who up playing with they pussy

Women.

>>33218870
I put a bed sheet up between us. It's virtually impenetrable.

>>33218864
Makes sense, thanks

>>33218877
that's a man though

>>33218883
No worriez

>>33218880
What’s up with them?

>>33218877
Statistics and biology
t. chud, women are right about men

>>33218879
sheeeit
I don need to play with mah puss-ay, i've gots mysuf muh massa fo dat mmh-mhh
he know wuss good

>>33218876
*good

>>33218888
Bitch wtf

>the manic narcissist thinks I will.click his links
I am not going to listen to male voices on atoga, I am not mentally ill.

>>33218884
Um, no.
This post was clearly written by a woman

>>33218867
>>33218876

>>33218892
Jokes on you a real actual woman has gooned to my vocas, and no I’m not qt

>>33218892
>male
Ew, wtf? Why would a man make a voca?

>>33218882
this
I once wanted to harm a girl I was sleeping next to but a bed sheet stopped me.
by morning when she woke up and removed the bedsheet my anger had subsided.
if it wasnt for that bedsheet id probably be in jail right now

>everyone anon doesn’t like is a narcissist
Many such cases

>>33218886
I have no idea

>>33218860
>/x/ fanfiction.
I'll have you know it's a widely used model in psychology.
>>33218861
It's a theory or model used to describe how information is stored, consolidated in our brain and used to recall stuff.
The brain basically organizes information based on characteristics that are fit into a model that after having enough data constitutes our way of recalling stuff, but also somewhat our way of thinking. It's really intresting
It's still just a theory as stuff like this is very difficult to proof, but there's also fewer other theories for memory that have their faults (as this one has too), but I like it more

>>33218870
Funny you'd mention that.
I knew a women who has a personality disorder and at two points I even talked to the other personality.

My biggest fear was kind of her just grabbing a knife one night and slitting my throat open.

>>33218896
Again... a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>33218897
3 years ago a woman answered cute voice to a voca and he's been trying to get that high for himself ever since

>>33218887
Men never kill women while they are sleeping and wiithout a good reason.

>>33218904
What? Fuck you retard, grow up. I’m going to buy ice cream because you’re so dumb

>>33218896
I don't care.
They're free to masturbate to whatever they want.

>>33218897
Narcissism and mental illness.

>>33218882
Ok, you joke, but this actually works. It's like how boys are always told to never hit a girl. Some stuff just sticks with you.

>>33218904
lol well done.

>>33218870
Stop sleeping with muslims or blacks.

>>33218910
I don’t get it…why anons mean to me

>>33218892
I listened.
>you should just scroll past my vocaroos, I'm only using them to shitpost
>also sometimes I'm posting serious advice, so you should never scroll past me
He has no consistent position, he will say whatever suits him best in that moment.

The whole world revolves around him, you're just his loyal and adoring audience.

>>33218902
I see. Thanks. What are the practical applications here?

Women-
Why do I still want you, when I know you are all retarded and I sort of hate you all?

>>33218915
Sex. If I impress you with my intelligence then you'll have sex with me. Are you impressed yet?

>>33218481
This last month I've been living off jersey Mike's and those sour candy sticks that Walmart brought out.

Somehow I've lost weight.

I can’t think for myself, help

>>33218913
nta legit because you're an easy target. That question even can be taken as a sign of weakness.

>>33218919
Good goy

>>33218905
The best part-
It was probably a dude too.

>>33218917
Well played. Yes. Yes, let's have sex right now.

>>33218920
Oh I see.

>>33218921
Ice cream flavour pls

>>33218913
>>33218731

>>33218919
what do you want to think about? we can think for you

>>33218915
>What are the practical applications here?
I don't really know, I briefly studied it for a university course related to music and the professor went on about how this kind of memory traces are what makes jazz players and improvisators in general good at what they do.
They recall information in patterns and are able to expand them creating variations and things like that.
There was also some notions about how sleeping helps consolidating these memory traces, which sleep phases do what and it was very intresting

>>33218916
well, maybe you're a little retarded and hate yourself a bit too, and maybe loving someone despite that makes you think someone could do the same for you.

>>33218927
You stupid or something

>>33218914
>He has no consistent position
I didn't need to hear him say it out loud, his BPD comes through loud and clear via text too, but thanks I guess.

>you're just his loyal and adoring audience.
I stop replying to it as soon as I notice it is him.

>>33218857
>why aren't those guys attractive for being confident?
Overconfidence is not attractive, bordering pride and hubris.
>You're a mentally ill cunt posting at 4chan
This doesn't invalidate my point.
>If you aren't a stacy, you don't deserve a chad
Stacy/Chad is a cope for losers who have nothing to offer and blame it exclusively on looks. If you were able to read, you would have seen I said physically, emotionally, and intellectually. There is something to be said about lacking the self-awareness of your own physical attractiveness, but my issue is primarily with men who are big nothings thinking the world and women owe him something. Like the guy who wants a SAHM tradwife but he stocks shelves for $12/hour, has no ambition, does not take care of himself, and is probably not even pleasant to be around.
>Get a better personality, take a shower, shave your legs, lose some weight, l2cook and fuck off.
Then you resort to ad hominem attacks because you think I am simply projecting when none of those things apply to me.

>>33218862
>Hello dear
Kys, ENTJ

>>33218865
>Describe your body and describe how much make up you put on each morning.
I don't believe I can objectively describe my own appearance, only give objective facts about it, so it would be entirely moot aside from saying I'm average height and have a low bf%.

I don't wear much makeup because it tends to clog my pores. Pretty much just stuff for my eyes like eye shadow, eyeliner, and mascara, and stuff for my lips like lip liner and lip stain.
>do you dare to show your face to men without make-up?
Yes, my self-worth isn't defined by how attractive or palatable men find me.

>>33218926
you like vanilla. You think its underrated as a flavour, but you understand that the reason for that is because often vanilla is diluted as a flavour. Actual good vanilla flavours are hard to come by, but worth it

>>33218928
Sorry I am sad now from being bullied, I will not be taking Atoga on my adventure

>>33218929
You learned this from a music course? How much actual music knowledge did you learn?

>university
Oh, I get it now. :)

>>33218926
Pistachio with salted caramel

>>33218926
Mango or passion fruit.
Both, if you a wild one.
Quite refreshing during summer.

>>33218935
>>33218731

>>33218926
Cookie Dough

/atoga/ what do I think of short women?

>>33218941
Suck my cock nigger

>>33218944
All short women are valid except for Sabrina Carpenter.

>>33218936
>You learned this from a music course?
Yeah, I still have to understand the purpose of that particular course though it was very intresting
>Oh, I get it now. :)
Uh.... what did you get?

>>33218944
danger
their smaller stature implies they have developed stronger psychic powers to compensate

>>33218936
>>33218948
>How much actual music knowledge did you learn?
Forgot to answer this. There was a lot about music theory, buy also a lot of other stuff like anathomy of the ear, some psychology (that memory stuff) and some digital signal processing lol. It was a clusterfuck

>>33218934
>>33218937
>>33218938
>>33218943
What size

>all inclusive company trip to a resort
>everyone is having fun going to spas and swimming pools, singing and dancing
>I am so hateful of my own body and worried about appearances, I don’t even want to leave my room
I am not even fat or deformed or anything, but not being “perfect “ makes me feel very insecure

>>33218953
1 SCOOP COOKIE DOUGH
1 SCOOP BROWNIE BATTER (or anything super chocolatey)
IF CUP: HOT FUDGE + WHIPPED CREAM + PRALINES
IF CONE: WAFFLE CONE

>>33218797
you would hate me irl :)

>>33218953
BUY ONE GET ONE

>>33218944
you love them, bitch

>>33218948
>Uh.... what did you get?
Making a joke. University generally seems to be more concerned with theory over practical college courses.

>>33218954
Imagine that I'm in your room with you and I'm going to stab you if you don't go outside.

>>33218955
>>33218957
Ok thank you don’t be surprised if I get something completely different

>>33218952
Lol. Sounds legit like the teacher had ADHD or something.

hi

>>33218933
NTA, but you normies have fucked yourselves in the ass, hard. This whole idea that to have a decent life, you have to be ambitious, good-looking, tall, strong, successful, work hard all day at the grind, be confident, loaded, and outgoing, have a fast car and a big house and a good job title, the idea that mediocre people deserve nothing, you have to grind to be the best... great job geniuses, you built a society barely any of you are happy in. Your competitive rat race accomplishes nothing but making you all ridiculously miserable.

Meanwhile in the boomer days a guy could have a nice car, a house, a stay at home wife, three kids, a dog, and a retirement fund on one moron's mediocre income from a job that didn't even require a degree. That was the life. Humans couldn't appreciate it and will never have that again.

>>33218933
>I don't believe I can objectively describe my own appearance, only give objective facts about it, so it would be entirely moot aside from saying I'm average height and have a low bf%.
You didn't mention your boobs or ass, so you're a thin girl with no ass and flat chested.
>Pretty much just stuff for my eyes like eye shadow, eyeliner, and mascara,
So you have a subhuman eye area, got it.

>, but my issue is primarily with men who are big nothings thinking the world and women owe him something
Presumably average guys, that are supposed to worship you for not being a landwhale.


I mean if all the guys are too subhuman for you to date, when you are average looking at best, then the problem is your own mental illness and overinflated ego.

>Then you resort to ad hominem attacks because you think I am simply projecting when none of those things apply to me.
The core point still stands - the problem is you.

>>33218959
>>33218963
Why would you laugh at the teacher or at the university when it's clear that it's just this one Anon in particular who is extra whack?

>/atoga/, do you ever stop to think about this vague outline of a concept that I don't really remember from a course that I can barely describe because I didn't really study or pay attention all that much?

>>33218968
god shut the fuck up and write it in a diary you little crybaby bitchboy

I have extremely fucked up news, ice cream is closed

>>33218973
too early? too late?

>>33218953
Stop fucking replying to me, you worthless piece of shit.

>>33218973
holy shit its so fucking over

>>33218975
Too early by 51 minutes.
>>33218977
https://youtu.be/dEnScG_WD6I?si=T8r5gbtAb1GcxNsN
My honest reaction

>>33218959
Oh, I don't know the difference between university and college
But there are also more practical courses!! There was this one that was a bit more standard and was about vibration analysis and sound radiation from structures. It gives all you need for analyzing the performance of a -for example- violin by measuring the vibrations of its case and analyzing them

>>33218979
i'm not watching that but im sure it's very funny. take this pity lol

>>33218983
Let me describe it for you
A streamer spills coffee on himself and screams “FUCK! GOD! WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY!”

>>33218984
>A streamer
Goodbye.

You guys ever greentext a story and realize that you don't actually have a question or realize the answer to your after typing it out and then question whether or not you should post it anyway?

>>33218976
You good bruh

>>33218973
nooooooo :(

need a man to make me happy against my will
like vicious biting and kicking
you will need to restrain me

>>33218984
oh is he a hot streamer? is it mr moist man?

>>33218971
>this one Anon in particular who is extra whack?
I take pride in how I can't explain things.

>>33218988
do you know how many other people use this thread as their personal fucking diary

>>33218991
I could do that... OR we could hold hands and walk to the nearest ice cream shop to buy ourselves some ice cream.

>>33218990
Why taunt me like this MAN MAN
>>33218992
Nop, Trainwreckztv. Never watched him just like the clip

>>33218996
oh. sad

>>33218972
oh no, how could he reply to my randomly hostile ranting with more randomly hostile ranting? Terrible.

>>33218988
just write at the end "gender? thoughts?"

>>33218998
Sorry Mrs Breaker

>>33218971
Anon, I would expect that concept to come up in like a neuroscience course or something like that. Not a music class.

>>33218999
Or be a chad and just make the posts anyway for no reason at all. Atoga purism is an exceptional form of homosexualism

>>33219002
It wasn't even a music course, it was a
>course related to music

What is that relation? Anon couldn't tell you. Anon can't tell a straightforward story to save their life.

>>33218991
I could handle this task

Sometimes I forget you guys are real people and not just a funny box to press buttons for funny noises, my bad

>>33219006
>Anon can't tell a straightforward story to save their life.
Why are you this bitter? We're on 4chan bro, chill out, this is your free time

>>33219010
who the fuck told you that

>>33219012
I noticed it when I stop getting yous

>>33219006
>>33219002
>>33218971
See, this is exactly why I said >>33218863
Nothing productive ever comes from people who ask questions like that.
At best, we get to laugh at the retard.

>>33219006
Oh, good catch. So... perhaps it is the anon that has the ADHD?

>>33219011
I'm just reporting the facts.
>I take pride in how I can't explain things.
>>33218993

>>33219002
It's actually good that university teaches the most esoteric stuff. If you wanted to just play all day you could do that at home. There's also nothing preventing you doing that in your free time during the course.

>>33219020
I don't know, you sound like you think I stole the spotlight from you
What kind of music do you like?

Men, if you had a gf that you love and she loves you and you have discussed marriage before and in a romantic moments she just proposed to you, would you appreciate it or feel like it was a weird move and you should have been the one doing that?

>>33218968
>This whole idea that to have a decent life, you have to be ambitious, good-looking, tall, strong, successful, work hard all day at the grind, be confident, loaded, and outgoing, have a fast car and a big house and a good job title, the idea that mediocre people deserve nothing, you have to grind to be the best... great job geniuses, you built a society barely any of you are happy in.
What you need to consider is that the people who believe this are not the normies. The normies - while most of them are reasonably successful in terms of petit-bourgeois respectability - are not the overachievers who perpetuate these narratives. The normies are blissfully unaware of these discourses and just living their own, happy lives of mediocrity. The people who think you need all of that are often as disconnected from reality as the incels. Held back by their own neuroticism, they are stuck between the torment of FOMO, inhibiting compulsions to self-optimise down to their partner choice and feelings of inadequacy for the inability to live up to their own delusions of grandeur. People who feel the need to partake in such discussions at all are all varying degrees of mentally ill. No exceptions. Me and you included.

>>33219003
In theory we should all be posting good content regardless of rules, but in practice the rule breakers are our worst posters who sometimes make the thread absolutely insufferable, take ENTJ or Gary or yes even Rule Breaker.

>>33219010
i am not a real person, you are helping me learn to imitate one though

>>33219030
I'd say "yes".

>>33219033
Yeah because they suck at posting and are just narcissists, I try to be entertaining at least
>>33219034
You want to drive a vehicle at speeds that are higher than the signs

>>33219035
cute

>>33219034
Real people capitalize the first letter in a sentence and then they finish that sentence with its proper punctuation.

>>33219018
Lol. I try to do something nice for a change and...

>>33219030
Assuming it's something we're both ready for, yes it'd be very appreciated.

>>33218999
>spontaneously invite girl I was considering asking out to my bible study instead because it naturally came up in the conversation
>add her on instagram
>message her a bit, she eventually ghosts me and comes back with "sorry I deleted instagram"
>ask her for her number, she sends it
>realize it's been a few days and I haven't texted her

and I was gonna be like "damn /atoga/ what do I text her?" and that's a dumb question

>>33219030
>you should have been the one doing that?
No.
I am usually the more dominant one, but I would probably find it very cute of her.

I might try to still arrange something special where I propose to her back or at least tell her how happy I am that we're grtting married. If I am ready for it.

>>33219043
>>33219045
Why does this sound like the breakfast question
>but I’m not ready for marriage

>>33219041
I am not faulting you for it, you're a good one.

>>33218919
Enjoy it.

>>33219047
Again, stop replying to me.

>>33219050
nta, he won't be able to reply to you if you just ignore him, retard.

>>33219050
Huh you’re just some pissed off retard, neat. Happy Pride!

>>33219043
>>33219045
wholesome

>>33219044
Go read the Bible until you see a verse that reminds you of her. Then text her "Hey, sorry for the radio silence, I realized I forgot to text you but I just saw this Bible verse that reminded me of you."

Christians have it so easy, like damn, just open your book and use it.

>>33219050
why would you even bother asking a 4chan poster not to troll you? your post would be more successful if you begged him to reply to you. unless your motive was to get more attention

>>33219030
How good is her proposal?

>>33219056
Anything that pisses the narc off is good.

>>33219056
Weirdest part is I have no idea who they are but they have me clocked dead to rights

>>33219059
i don't speak british

>>33219030
>if you had a gf that you love and she loves you
I would go along with almost anything

>>33219041
Don't worry, I appreciated it. Wuv & peace.
Have picrel as a gift

>>33219030
If a guy is reluctant to propose, despite the discussion having come up, can be a bit of a red flag. Of course this could just be a guy being insecure about providing affording the romantic ideal of a marriage or some other - completely normal reason - but it could also indicate a guy being yet uncommitted. Making the first move could be a good idea to put things on the table openly.

>>33219031
I'm partly a little burned in/out on this personally since those are almost all the people I meet IRL. I'm sick to death of spending time around people who have been planning to be neurosurgeons since they were 12. I'm also sick of people who think that only those people deserve respect or a good life, since they've basically made those hyperambitious sociopaths into society's default. I've been thinking of spending some time in the wilderness to try to detox from modern life, or going somewhere I can hang out with people that aren't hyperoptimized, asexual, antisocial robots, maybe a foreign country.

>>33219059
You are just so insufferable and unbearable that it is obvious at times.

>>33219030
I would prefer it if she let me do it, but I wouldn't mind that much. If I'm marrying a girl I love, the rest is just details. I'd appreciate that she wants to.

>>33219055
>Christians have it so easy, like damn, just open your book and use it.
More "Christians" need to do this desu.

>>33219010
not a real person.
I just make an extreme persona thats going to make people upset.
irl im very kind to people but online I try to make everyone upset and insult people all the time

>>33219066
Makes no sense bro. Sounds like pure projection to me. Why don’t you tell me how you really feel?

>>33219062
Thank you, anon. I will treasure this always.

M/F
give an honest rating of yourself (appearance only)

M
between 6/8/10

>>33219077
Seven ate Nine

>>33219077
M
5

>>33219077
>6/8/10
I mean between 6 and 8 out of 10

>>33218914
>so you should never scroll past me
I never said this lol. I just said that sometimes I do actually give people advice, and that using a trip sets a poor precedent for this board imo

>>33219077
M
7

>>33219065
In certain social spheres you might meet a lot of these striver types, but they don't represent the norm. The question is: if you're part of these spheres, a type of person who is - at least in part - an aspiring elite, yet lacks the temperament for it, whether you're even capable of getting along with the 'actual' normies. You'll have to see for yourself. If you're a social type of person, maybe travelling could indeed be a grounding experience.

>>33219077
Somewhere between a 4 and a 6 depending on my mood.

>>33219077
M
I don't know. Probably between 3 and 4.

>>33219082
Asking people to open up a different website in a different tab isn't a poor precedent? Either post the thread's content inside the thread or don't post at all, especially when you're using your vocaroos to give advice so you do want people to pay attention to your input.

>>33219077
M, at my best an 8, currently probably a 6
I'm not tall, chiseled or stylish enough for 9+

>>33219077
Black and white photos: 6
Color photos: 2

>>33219090
It spices up the thread, though.

>>33219095
No you don’t get it the only thing this thread can be used for is asking women how much they pussies stretch and what flavour of hot chip they like

>>33219090
If I'm out and about in the sun and my phone's dying I feel it's better to post a voca than not post a reply at all. I'm not forcing anyone to click on it lol. I feel like you are taking this board too seriously

>>33219098
>I feel like you are taking this board too seriously
That's rich coming from you, and you know it.

>>33219080
>>33219083
>>33219088
>>33219093
>all men
the ration of women to men here really is 1 to 20
this thread is just men talking to other men pretending to be women, isnt it?

>>33219057
What is a good vs. bad proposal?
>>33219063
What if they just thought it would be a bit fast but it was a special moment and felt right?

>>33219104
Gotta love the dudes that post here as some weird porn VN stand in and then cry when it’s not like your hecking eroge

>>33219104
My favorite woman is in this thread right now. She read your post, thought about responding, and then decided against it because she didn't want to deal with the "I would give you a chance, you're a dishonest liar unless you would date me" replies.

I think it would be kinda fun if 4chan integrated a vocaroo-like system to allow people to respond to threads verbally, but also think it would be too disruptive to site culture.

Looks like it's schizo hours. Post your favourite schizo theories... and state your GENDER.

>>33219112
M
Depression is narcissism

>>33219105
>What is a good vs. bad proposal?
Are you sure you are female

>>33219110
>avoidant and vaguely passive-aggressive
that's 1/2 of the femanons, though

>>33219110
This explains a lot kek

Girls why can't you be basic, get a basic bf, have basic kids and a basic life?

>>33219110
Ive read this post 4 times and still dont know what any of this means

>>33219121
Skill issue.

>>33219114
not schizo

>>33219111
My voice is ugly, so I don't mind.

>>33219121
It means our Anonymous little friend has a little parasocial crush on a lady who posts here

>>33219127
Wait, is that unusual behavior here?

>>33219085
Yeah I come here so often partly in the hopes that one day, someone will come here to share the answer of how you find the holy grail: a "community", a "tribe", "our people." They must be hiding in the jungle somewhere, like the lost cities of gold. But yeah, I think I've agreed with you before that a lot of people here are too high-functioning to fit in with the blue collar and country, guns and God types, but too Kaczynski and insane to fit in with the other doctors, lawyers, and finanancial industry types.

>>33219114
>think I'm worse than everybody else, worthless ugly loser, etc.
>this actually means you think you're better than everybody
How does that work

>>33219131
Kinda sorta, desu. It’s usually a few select mentally ill dudes who latch onto a few select girls. It’s not as common as people would say it is. Like that guy who loves JH and talks about her constantly

>>33219116
I wanted to know what you think since you mentioned it.

>>33219132
Why do you want to fit in anyways?

>>33219135
Thinking about yourself all the time is thinking about yourself all the time.

>>33219135
Having a grandiose self is only one tenet of narcissism. Its actual biggest calling card is obsession with self and inability to extend your vision outwards

anons do men actually have an aversion to marriage or is that just a stereotype?

>>33219122
ermmm... thats incorrect. structure your posts in a way thats easier to comprehend next time.

>>33219145
Some men do, some men don't. Men aren't a monolith.

>>33219136
nta isn't that just joking though?

>>33219143
That makes sense I guess
I guess I need to stop thinking

>>33219127
>>33219121
Not him, but I highly doubt he meant a specific femanon.
It was just a jab at a stupid and boring question.

>>33219150
NTA but no, that guy talks about JH way too much to be joking. He craves her and he reviles her because she doesn't like him back.

>>33219150
I don’t think it is. That is a massive long con “joke” if so. Makes more sense for a guy to unironically put his ego into being an “atoga oldfag” and having some weird claim to a girl.

>>33219145
Fuckboys are definitely allergic to commitment, and a lot of women in the world are crying their eyes out over them right now.