Thread 33788637

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Old: >>33785577

Bugs and humans all the same
Crawl into a corner
Tell 'em that you had enough

I'm horny!

Men would you rather have a dick bigger than your gf’s tits, or a her tits to be big enough to fully cover your dick?

>>33788637 (OP)
horny thread already its no good

I want a gf so much
>>33788652
I don't care

>>33788637 (OP)
What's that red thing Nijika is stabbing?

>>33788652
Big tits any day. They're so rare because every man wants them and they are always taken.

>>33788652
I'm really into paizuri, though I haven't experienced it yet. But I think a gf with tits big enough to fully cover my dick would be ideal for that, as long as my dick stays the same size. I have a big dick, so she'd need to have real massive tits, though.

>>33785664
QT here, and I've not posted in quite a few days so honestly idk wtf you ppl are talking abt
I'm working mad hours and not taking my nigger meds.
I'm pure litty as fuck desu. On my crazy cat uncle era 101%. Xxx
I've been doing long-ass shifts at the bar and I'm still fucking depressed
Imma pass out before another 10+hr shift but gimme voca reqs and I'll go out into field and do em
Holy fuck everything is just darkness and despair. I told my colleague today about how depressed I was and he just laughed it off and made some jokes. I actually fucking hate normies so much
At least America is based for having so many shootings and whatnot. We need more shootings in the UK desu. I'm gonna get arrested again for saying this lmao.
But it's true, you Americans have the right idea, I fucking love America sometimes. Shoot and bomb the fuck out of the haters. Kill all of the insurrectionists. Only then can you begin to fathom a nigger-free life.
I might get arrested again but I'll keep fighting for our rights!!
Even as a second gen immigrant I will not let our land become niggerlicious!! Divine intellectual is being abhorrently compromised by these brutes...
THIS IS ENGLAND AND WE WILL ACT ACCORDINLY
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
THIS GOES TO ALL ALIENS TOO
IF YOU ABDUCT US FUCKING *AGAIN* PLEASE GIVE US VALUABLE MATERIALS IM YOUR WAKE
The nigger shalt inherit the earth, but at what fucking cost??? ...??!?!?!?
YOU CANNOT IMPRISON ME AGAIN FOR KINDLY I AM A UNIVERSAL PROPHET

To femanons, how can an acne scared autistic man fuck you?

>>33788656
I think its the reddit mascot thing lol

>>33788669
Go back to cage wagie

>>33788669
>atoga thread
>blogposts and babbles about retarded nonsense for attention
This is why I hate women

>>33788670
Rape would be the only way.

>>33788669
Are you EVER sober dude

>>33788676
Sad

>>33788670
He doesn’t

>>33788675
I'm not a woman you bleedin moron
Women are awesome stop being a sexist cunt
>>33788673
I've been fucking waging like hell why do you think I'm on my manic shit rn??
Holy fuck if I can charge my phone a bit more I promise I'll make a voca of me testing my new field bomb lol

>>33788677
Actually I've been totally sober most of this month due to poverty and also healthmaxxing
Turns out I am just mentally deranged lol

>>33788676
And like 95% of autistic dudes are either skinnyfat (even 50/50 fight with a female) or obese (brisk jog to escape)

>>33788683
Cunts lost it

>>33788687
Its ok I would also go insane if I had to live in England anon

>>33788637 (OP)
M or F
Are you athletic?

>>33788694
F I used to be

>>33788637 (OP)
Why is the bocchi who's name I don't remember killing.... is it reddit?

>>33788694
F
Not really, I swim sometimes

>>33788692
Lol real
>>33788689
I've always lost it desu
>>33788694
No I fucking hate exercising. I used to maxx that shit and won a gymnastics competition back in day and was good in swimming but what is the point? Save animals, save trees, kill humans

>>33788694
F. I work out often but I don't do anything special. I'm not very athletic.

>>33788694
M
I've been working out for the past month, and I'm seeing a lot of results, so maybe? I grew up ridiculously athletic, but I've been a couch potato since I graduated high school. I hope I can keep the habit up this time.

>>33788677
I'M SOBER RN BUT I'M MANIC AS FUCK NGL
I DON'T WANT TO BE SECTIONED AGAIN BUT I'M FUCKING MADDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I RESCUED A SPIDER AT WORK EARLIER BUT MY COLLEAGUES KILLED SOME FLIES
WHAT MAKES OUR LIVES WORTH MORE
SORRY I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE MY SHIT I HATE NORMIES SO FUCKING MUCH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEE

>>33788700
>>33788656
She's expressing herself

>>33788694
M
Yeah, I workout a lot to try to make up for my face. (Ik women care about your face way more but i think its still a little better than being ugly AND fat).

>>33788730
I assume this is the international signage for sneaky link

Why are women so evil

>>33788735
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_pluralism

>>33788735
Women if you ever post something like this, you are the bad guy. No husband material guy will waste time on you if you post something like this.

https://youtu.be/G1C1MFv7CKU
New Hazbin Hotel

>>33788694
Cute boy

fyi racism makes you an undateable retard btw

>>33788738
>One experiment concluded that between short term and long-term relationships, males and females prioritized different things. It was shown that both preferred physical attractiveness for short term mates. However, for long term, females preferred males with traits that indicated that they could be better caretakers, whereas the males did not change their priorities.

EXCEEDINGLY rare woman w?

>>33788740
Forget that, new Invincible
https://youtu.be/Xg8aWV14vSs

>>33788743
In your containment zone, which I'm happy for you to stay in

>>33788743
What about shocking your dog when it stands up?

>>33788670
>Acne scars
Tretinoin faggot
>Autism
It's a quirk now. Aim for gen z liberal chicks. Also learn to not shut the fuck up. Just keep talking. Like endlessly.

Blonde femanons, how does it feel to mog the other girls?

>>33788743
Are you sure? On Twitter there quite few babes who dont mind at all

>>33788750
>learn to not shut the fuck up. Just keep talking. Like endlessly.
No way telling some zoomette the entire Gaulish campaign ending with alesia (talking even as I breeth in like treebeard) gets me a gf

>>33788747
>>33788749
>>33788753
forgot how many soulless chud moids itt there are

>>33788755
bro, the trick is to lead into a topic and then let her speak about how she feels about it, and just let her yap

>>33788738

>Based on this matrilateral bias they calculated the rate of cuckoldry to be roughly 13% to 20%.[10] These estimates were refuted by Y-chromosome tracking[11] and HLA tracking[12][13] that put the estimates between 1-2%. David Buss, prominent evolutionary psychologist, cited this evidence as a reason to be sceptical of dual-mating strategy hypothesis.[14]

>>33788752
>worst opinion ever

dark hair is objectively more attractive.

Women would you rather jerk off the first guy who ask, or a 5’7" bat?

>>33788758
But the post I was replying advised for me to be the one talking, yours advises the opposite

>>33788761
you'd maybe have an arguement for red hair, but overall, blonde is just better
its literally gold

>>33788760
I posted the link and I also just realized the original study is from the 2000's and probably doesn't reflect modern women at all. From what I've seen, most women just care about the short term and facial attractiveness.

What's sth people often said about you that turned out to be true?

Why do girls get an Iud? Obviously I understand the pregnancy aspect, but if the girl isn't very sexually active? I've heard it stops periods to some extent. Genuinely clueless beyond the basics.

>>33788764
girls love to yap about themselves, you just have to listen and ask a question every now and then.
if you can keep a conversation going, girls love if you have a clear passion for something, as long as it isnt pants on head retarded, if you can convincingly talk about your passion, that works wonders

>>33788761
>dark hair is objectively more attractive.
wrong

>>33788772
>>33788765

>both pics are dirty blonde women

the jokes write themselves

>>33788768
>From what I've seen

Well there's you problem. What you see is the worst of the worst, because that's what the algorithm has figured out you like to see

>>33788774
I wouldn't consider dirty blonde a "dark" hair color though.

>>33788774
dirty blonde is still blonde you retard

>>33788771
There is no woman in this world who finds my enthusiam for ancient rome, playing golf, watching football or deadliting as much as possible without injury anything better than neutral.

>>33788694
M I guess. I can do 20 pull ups does that count?

>>33788780
yknow what fine have it ur way and just leave all the dark hair women for us coomer

>>33788652
I'm mostly happy with my dick and I'm not crazy about huge tits
Can I just get my threeskin back again?

Foids need ur advice
>Have female friend
>Used to be irl friends, now online
>Would waste her time with endless messages and she would respond
>Eventually stops responding one time
>Double text
>Get drunk last night
>Leave voice mail "UHHHH HAI I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AM RETARDED"
>She replies
What now foids

>>33788785
hell yeah thats like elite level for pull-ups. im stuck at around 10 reps in a row myself, what did u do to get to 20 and how long did it take?

>>33788790
What did she reply with?

>>33788769
I'm a bad person, I'm ugly, and I should kill myself
I won't, because I won't be a benefit to others so easily
But they're right, I should

>>33788796
hello *crying emoji*
I went "sorry i was intoxicated" then she went "oh no worries lol"

Should I ask my E-GF if we are still an E-couple it seems like she is being ignoring me a lot. To be fair I kind of flirted with a lot of girls in the same chat.

>>33788790
You’re too childish
You’re an adult act like one

>>33788801
E RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT RELATUINSHIPS
YOU FUCKING RETARDS. GO OUTSIDE PLEASE

>>33788793
I started around 5 crappy ones, then I did weighted pull ups by adding like 5lb a month on 3x5. It’s been a little under a year and I can pull 90lb now so I was able to do 20 without really training it specifically. But I thought elite was like 40?

>>33788801
I dont know if she still likes me or not. At first I didn't like her but now that she is ignoring me I want her.

>>33788694
M
I want to be, so badly. I'm so stressed from daily life it feels like a Herculean task just to get out of bed, let alone go to the gym.

>>33788802
Acting like an adult feels creepy idk why

>>33788804
I am unable to have real word relationships for various reasons this is the best I can get.

>>33788809
Because you're still a child deep down, literal mental illness

>>33788761
Based and true.

>>33788800
>oh no worries lol
yeah its fucking over LOL

>>33788649
Hi horny, I’m dad!

>>33788637 (OP)
Is this true? Will I escape the curse if I do this?

>>33788816
Why what I don't get it

>>33788817
Hi!

>>33788813
Would it really be mental illness

>>33788817
Is this why so many girls get fucked by their fathers

>>33788769
>What's sth people often said about you that turned out to be true?
I'm too reserved, not sure about the autism, it's probably ptsd, add and or something else

>>33788814
real ass nigga

>>33788825
they dont i hope

>>33788818
NAG, I don't understand how that would make me less of a female volcel. I'd probably be even more disgusted with men

Anons would you forgive me if I manipulated you and did a lot of things just to get (yous). Stuff like pretending to be both sexes and bait stuff.

>>33788832
well volcel is different than incel
youre nitpicking it

right now i'm listening to the carol symphony by victor-hely hutchinson. it's very good. this is part of my recent infatuation with 20th century english composers such as william walton, malcolm arnold, sir arnold bax, and havergal brian to name a few. brian's gothic symphony is outstanding and reminds me of the grandiose structure of anton bruckner's symphonies which are also excellent. classical music reminds me of culture and history and makes me feel grounded, but i also see music as a formal system comparable to logic but dealt with channeling instances of various geists rather than generalized experimental method or anything like perceived regularity in nature... when i listen to brahms i think about austria-hungary. i think socialism is right and the only way for humanity to replace wage labor as a mode of production and free markets as a mode of distribution is by rationally solving social relations and in doing so reabsorbing or reallocating key responsibilities of the state, such that the state eventually dissolves and is replaced by a kind of human blockchain that's ultimately pragmatic. there is too much to say on this topic and it exhausts me and i'm not as young mentally as i used to be, still i am smarter but harder stirred to action, less free to myself to write. everything i've written i have written before, so it exhausts me, but i can always say more.

>>33788818
If you arent obese, unironically yes. if you wanna go for the any% wr bf run just loudly say "I am now accepting boyfriend applications" after you sit down.

>>33788822
>he doesn't know

>>33788834
No. wait fuck I fell for it

>>33788840
Legit I don't get it dude. Is it like shes like "why did you leave me a voice mail?" "Oh, it's because you were drunk. Makes sense."

>>33788834
I'm an objectively bad person and even when I do good things it's for bad reasons, I can't really judge you for shitposting on the shitposting board

>>33788769
I’m a sociopath

>>33788694
M. Yes. RFK is my hero and I'm working on doing the Pete and Bobby Challenge of 50 pullups and 100 pushups in 10 minutes for the past 2 months or so. I'm able to do it in 12. Ran 6 (slow) miles on the weekend. Hit up the gym with my work wife after work for swimming/weightlifting/jogging - lifted for the first time in about 5 years this week. No dad bod here. Used to be in better shape, but my body is looking pretty good.

State gender
What are some things that make you feel attracted to someone?
What are some things that make you feel repulsed by someone?

>>33788854
M
Her being my cousin
Her not being my cousin

Femanons, do you think you would be a good mom?

>>33788854
F
>attracted
Disabilities, like being blind or deaf, but not any of the really severe ones desu
>repulsed
When they mostly talk and don't really ask many questions

>>33788854
M
>What are some things that make you feel attracted to someone?
Idk but one time my ex woke me up with a knife to my throat and I got bricked. So I guess mental instability.
What are some things that make you feel repulsed by someone?
Blonde hair

Genders, how fast is your Internet? I suspect one gender's is much faster on average.

Would you marry a Japanese porn star? I think I would for some reason I don't count Japanese men as men. The women remain cute unlike western women which their skin looks like leather and their vaginas look horrific. Am I wrong.

>>33788860
Have you played katawa shoujo yet and did it make you gay

>>33788868
What is that

>>33788864
M, slow as fuck cuz of my area

>>33788864
M
Close to a gigabit down, about 40 Mbps up

>>33788860
>Disabilities
We have many retards here, see anything you like? :p

Cold approching has like a 10 - 25 % rate. What now? How am I suppose to get a woman. I think getting one at work is gay.

>>33788871
The best visual novel game. Like just straight-up, objectively the best of the genre. Involves dating disabled girls. Its also free. Pls spend the rest of your night playing it.

>>33788823
Why are you horny, horny?

>>33788857
https://hitomi.la/manga/boshinication-english-176880-986867
For whoever ends up asking.

>>33788863
:/
sometimes all a woman can do is try.. and then ignore.

>>33788879
All you need is a van, a puppy, and some rope, and the puppy is optional

State Gender
Do you ever feel that your efforts and attempts go unnoticed? Like nothing you do is good enough?

>>33788886
All three are optional if you're strong enough.

Gender
Who was more attrative, Celopatra or Nephrotiti?

>>33788887
>Like nothing you do is good enough?
M
I know I'm not good enough so it checks out

How would you feel about a maternal breadwinner in the family?

>>33788890
M
Cleopatra

>>33788857
>shotaposting every thread
Why?

Nerds, moids and femannoys,
How long does it take for you to develop trust for someone you recently started dating?

>>33788896
I should trust them before we start dating

Togies,
If I think I may actually want to spend the rest of my life with someone - should I tell them or let it play out?

>>33788867
>>33788857
>>33788890

I know these dumbass questions are a samefag, but I cant prove it.

>>33788896
I wouldn't date someone I don't trust

>>33788854
M
Kind eyes, a nice smile, big butt
Trashy behaviours

>>33788844
>>33788790
/atoga/ does make me feel better about myself. I'm glad I'm not this pathetic nigga lmao

Anyone noticed how when women let loose their sexuality things become very grim and dark, like their is not limits on what they will do. I can like to watch that stuff when I want to feel bad.

>>33788897
Do you believe in levels of trust?

>>33788887
M
All the time. But it is what it is.

>>33788900
I love and covet the voca where JH says 'atogies' so much. She's such a gem.

>>33788907
Yes, but I don't really know what your question is asking then

>>33788887
F, no. I feel like I always put in a ton of effort. And while not immediate, I feel like I'm overall always making progress towards my personal goals directly because of that effort.

>>33788887
M
Nah, but I also do tangible things in the world as well as emotional labour for mentally ill people online

>>33788805
nah man, 20 is elite by definition. you are better at pull-ups than 99% of the population.

>>33788901
I am just the first and I can prove it.

>>33788909
link pls

>>33788909
I have literally never said that. I've never typed it out. And I've never even THOUGHT it. You've either hallucinated or mixed me up with another femanon.

>>33788864
M
Parent's house is old, so the wiring isn't great. We are supposed to be getting 1Gbps, but IDK... My bedroom the ethernet is all fucked ups, so I have to use a powerline adapter, and while better than WiFi (don't even get me started about all the deadzones in our house), it's only about 10-20% better than WiFi.

>>33788901
>>33788890
fuck you all

>>33788864
90 Mb/s down, 170 Mb/s up apparently.
I wonder why it's slower down than up?

>>33788901
The first is some weird schizo that keep shilling that kind of porn-related question here the last few weeks.
Would not be surprised they end up on a sex-offender registry. You can see the patterns in his retarded posts. Archive-chan probably has all the receipts.

>>33788882
I'm male.

>>33788919
It was definitely you, don't lie.

>>33788879
Cold approach 10 women.

>>33788919
Ayy-Too-Gah
Ah-Toga

E-GF keeps ignoring me should I ask her if we are just friends now? She is E-pregnant we cant just simply undo our child. What do I do now.

>>33788934
It's time for an e-bortion

>>33788934
Kek

>>33788934
LOL... damn.
Well, at least you tried.

>>33788854
M
Hairy pits, spoiled attitude but not in a bitchy way, like she literally is so sheltered she doesn't know her ridiculous demands are in fact ridiculous. Yes, I date Chinese and Indian girls, how did you know?
>repulsed
Watched Sex and the City, Girls, or any other stupid dumb slut show.
>>33788856
I accidentally dated a cousin once, she was super into it, I was not.

>>33788670
If you are ugly only from behind so I don't have to see you

>>33788940
>accidentally dated a cousin once
Can you elaborate a little bit

Women, would you date a man who believes that any history without video evidence should be considered as likely fake and treated like a fantasy, and that the only thing that matters in world affairs is the last ~120 years?

Gender, would you date a person who had smart home things in their home?

>>33788940
>I accidentally dated a cousin once, she was super into it, I was not.
Keked at the phrasing
Tbh I don't really get why incest is a big deal (but it bothers others) so it's just a good shitposting tool, sorry about your relationship

>>33788735
Define evil

>>33788929
You know how much I like getting any excuse to repost all my dumb vocas, I know for sure I've never said that while sober, at least. Post it if I actually said it, because I feel like I'm crazy if I have.
>>33788933
The latter is objectively correct.

>>33788949
I would probably think he is retarded. One of those dudebro do your own research types that simultaneously believes in nothing and the dumbest bullshit, and has zero critical thinking skills or ability differentiate between reality or madeup bullshit.
If he was really pleasant to be around aside from that maybe though...

>>33788854
M
Attraction:
Cute (over bimbo), fashionable (aka smart dresser and not just chasing trends), smooth hair/skin, loyal, empathetic and smart.

Repulse:
Looking down on others, racist, lazy, materialistic and addiction to social media/selfies.

>>33788953
I don't have the link. I swear to god it's was you, I'm the person who has been saying you have a cute speech impediment for like the last 3 years. I know what your vocas sound like. it was maybe like 2 months ago.

>>33788946
I've discussed it before, but over dinner on our first date she talked excitedly about how her mom's maiden name was in fact my last name, and we found out we had the same grandad. She then proceeded to creep me the fuck out by claiming that our family was "good people" and that we had similar ethics (LMAO) so we should just see where things went. I am actually ashamed of myself to say that we did go on a second date, wherein she flat out tried to play up my non-existent incest fetish as a reason we should make it official.

We're both married to people that we aren't related to now but I saw her a few years ago at a family gathering and it was super weird, had to keep my wife away from her.

>>33788801
Have you actually seen her naked? I don't think she's your e-gf until she watches you cum at least

>>33788960
Not him and entirely unrelated but can u critique my voice lmao

https://voca.ro/1fesks9E4NjN

How do I find women that want to watch me cum on camera
I'm willing to do it with a lapel mic

>>33788752
Can't answer not blonde

>>33788864
3.31 mdps

>>33788752
Thank you for this, Anon.

>>33788960
First off, I ain't got no speech issues. Secondly, I feel like I'd remember posting something like that within the past couple months. I haven't had a drunk voca tirade ITT in over a year, I think.

>>33788966
Yeah bud I'm sure the problem is the sound quality

>>33788966
I hope you know, the dudes that do that kind of shit on cam... it's ONLY dudes watching you, lmao. That little "heterosexual/straight" tag isn't fooling anyone.

how to tell bf i want him to free use me

>>33788976
Do I need the camera to support HDR so that the milky white of my cum contrasts more with the dark black of my desk
Or is it that I need to be streaming in 4k@60 instead of 1080@60

>>33788985
Corn-fed hands wrote that.

Post gender
Do you write in print or in cursive or in a mix

>racist man
>always dating a non-white woman
>vehement anti-racist non-white woman
>always dating a tall white man
explain

>>33788991
M
A mix. I hate cursive Fs and Ss

Too early for schizo hours.
Chill out, everyone. Gets some coffee or something.

>>33788991
M I don’t know much cursive

>>33788790
You need to cut open an avocado, remove the core, chup up some onions and garlic then add a squeeze of lemon juice to keep it fresh longer. Add salt and pepper. Now you got dip

>>33788973
>First off, I ain't got no speech issues.
See, you know it's me and I know it's you because you say that or something similar every time. We're not litigating your annunciation right now though.

>>33788965
I lol'd.

>>33788991
M
Print. I haven't had to use cursive since elementary school. But I still know how to do (most) of it.

>>33788991
M. I write in schizophrenic chicken scratch.

>>33788993
White men will invariably date brown women

If you played this game which of those characters would you choose?

>>33788991
hideous print. in my defense my mind moves much faster than my physical dexterity/hand-eye coordination allows so im always trying to force my hand to go faster than I can handle to make things look neat. Writing anything more than a sentence-long note by hand and going slowly enough to make it look neat and nice is excruciating to me.

>>33789008
The answer is (always)...
TERRY!

There was one guy here who wanted validation for his voice and he sounded like the most stereotypical nerd ever. Even the nerdiest guys I knew in school didn't sound like that lol
I don't want to sound mean but why would you post a voca when you sound like that??

>>33788637 (OP)
Can we do voice rates now?
https://vocaroo.com/14cOAcWYE3RD

>>33788965
You have a funny voice but it sounds oddly approachable, like it'd be easy to be friends with you. I would imagine women wouldn't like it though.

>>33788750
Did you not see the other replies? girls dont think of autism as a quirk lmao

>>33788993
https://youtu.be/tqKWshKUC5E

>>33789010
He was my best at one point in the original.

>>33788934
E-jeculate into your pants

>>33789000
You vastly overestimate my ability to identify anybody.

>>33789011
>doesn’t post a voca of her own

>>33789016
I want Alicia Keyes so badly.
ZDAMN!

I am a guy but the men here sound like chads yet I never see a woman compliment them.

>>33788928
Woah me too :o

>>33789028
Foid hands

>>33789028
I compliment them by saving their vocas schlicking to them.

>>33789028
NotMe.mp3
I'm hideous; not even 4chan Femanons would talk to me.

>>33789028
Women only care about your voice if its unattractive.

Women
Why are you so spankable?

Legitimate question, have any of you struggled with dating solely as a result of political/cultural mismatch?

I am what you'd call racist in most definitions of the word. Every girl I've ever dated (by chance, zero "looking" for any type, just going with whoever I get along with) has been your archetypal lefty. I disagree with them on a great many issues barring some economic. It's never really been an issue for me. All of them knew my views, all of them tried to "educate" me (and I them a few times) but I never broke up with a woman over that or refused second dates because of some off the cuff comment about the world. Am I alone on this? I see people (men and woman alike) online act like there's no good partnerships anymore and I often see politics as an extremely common driver. Of all the things that's driven a wedge between my partners and I, politics and our value systems have always been the easiest to get past.

>>33789028
I don't open vocaroos because I'm not a simp orbiter coming here to spot e-celebs

>>33789035
me too, bro.

>>33789014
https://voca.ro/1ekzWdvPO98C
https://voca.ro/1foGvm6mQ443

If your voice was attractive, you'd hear it from people IRL pretty often or in online games

>>33789040
Im so chopped I cant afford to let politics get in the way of dating so no

>>33789045
>playing with voice chat enabled in online games

I wish I could hear JH's voice every day and that she loved me and was my wife.

This motherfucker in 430 BC really pulled out the "I'm the based chadjack, you're the cringe basedjack"

Women, do you read classic lit? This play is basically making fun of influencer culture even though its almost 2500 years old. Its literally saying "this is what retards look like when they chase clout and social gains over the truth, look how fucking dumb and retarded they are lmao."

>>33789051
Based

>>33789047
Yeah, why not?

>>33789040
I don't date rightoids but I don't feel like I'm "struggling" with it, it just means I focus on other things in life since men have started lying about their views

>>33789047
NTA
Back in the day, when Left4Dead 1 launched, I would usually only say one worded responses. After the game died out, never went back to using voice chat for anything. It felt... weird. Never got over it.

>>33789055
F, but I feel like I do have a serious issue with this because when I see guys in their 20's I literally feel disgust towards them because I assume their rightoids.

>>33789008
Shit I want to voice these chars lol but my phone fina die
Anyway top left lass looks cool

Okay anons the internet tells me that the things below the knees are called lower legs or shanks is this correct? Also anyone knows whats the name for the part behind the knees the parts that look like arm pits.

>>33789058
>>33789055

based

>>33789037
It naturally comes with having a big butt.
>>33789051
Well you can at least take care of the first third of that by saving and replaying the same vocas.

>>33789054
I've never had it be an advantage and more frequently it's been an annoyance. Hell, in Rocket League I don't even have text chat enabled. Might be that I'm shy.
>>33789056
Unfathomably based
The right answer is to just listen to music while playing games

>>33789060
Wtf kind of alien ass question is this? Abduct somebody like you're supposed to, stop trying to get us to do your alien homework for you.

>>33789058
i find it hard to reconcile the constant trend of women with clearly racist/sexist bfs and the seemingly endless claims online/in person with your sentiment in them

either people are lying for social points or their desperation for a lover is much more powerful than their morals

>>33789059
Hotaru? (Blue hair) voice them how?

>>33789063
>Well you can at least take care of the first third of that by saving and replaying the same vocas.
That feels kind of violating unless you gave me permission to save and listen to them all the time. I would feel weird just doing it. Plus it's not the same even if it would be something.

>>33789058
Its always really funny when women hate men from the right because they're literally just banking on morally corrupt weak men (men on the left).

I don't even care if you date a right leaning man, I'm just telling you most left leaning men are fucking subhuman trash and every male knows it which is why most men disassociate with them. They're fucking slimeballs.

>>33789060
>Also anyone knows whats the name for the part behind the knees the parts that look like arm pits.
No clue what they're called but I want to lick them

The baddie from work btw invited me to work party on tues but I'm really fucking depressed and suicidal
Should I bail or should I go and get blackout drunk and act the fool
I hate everyone so much

>>33789070
... this is true, too.
Anon had a good point.

>>33789028
It's funny how high quality some of the men are here.

But oh so broken. Haha.

>>33789008
I like B. Jenet in Garou and KoF XV.

>>33789075
Just go for like an hour.
Talk only to people who only make eye contact with you.
Take ALL the free gibs, and leave :)

>>33789070
No, I agree, the "check out this salon article + *the most racist man alive*" meme is real. To be clear, the bf's in these cases are universally lying to the women, but the women are also being retarded and willfully ignorant of the incredibly obvious reality.

>>33789074
Yeah, they look so nice.

>>33789075
Just go, have some free booze and food, then dip whenever you can't hide the bad feelings if they're still there
Quit being a fag about it

>>33789063
You should be leveraging the creator economy, you literally already have a fanbase here. Sell sexy vocas or ASMR or recordings of you getting plapped. You would be set for years and kickstart having the fucking baby already for god sakes.

why do women seem to think certain guys have cute butts but are completely against rimming

>>33789083
>To be clear, the bf's in these cases are universally lying to the women
observably false

>>33789079
Same, she is my favorite FF girl. She is good in KOF XI too.

>>33789028
I appreciate the (fake) compliment, but the only way I could be a "Chad" is if every (other) man suddenly dropped dead and every woman was brainwashed (heavily) into thinking they need me, lol.

>>33789070
Even if you literally completely cut men off from women because all women went left and wouldn't have sex unless you were also left leaning most men will not break on moral issues like that. They know what is right and wrong. Living with integrity is more important than getting pussy. Sorry, it just is.

>>33789044
nta, i was humoured

>>33789091
I’m more partial to Shermie or Kula in KoF proper, how about you?

>>33789068
How is it alien? I am building a huge list of terms. It will be amazing when is done.

>>33789095
feels like a rightoid seething at getting no pussy wrote this.

>>33789070
Truth nuke: racists have bigger dicks

>>33789098
You're not fooling anyone, zip zorp.

>>33789093
Which voca were u?

>>33789100
false

t. knower

>>33789093
Relax, it wasn't fake some of you sound really good, I wish I had one of those voices.

>>33789100
>implying
For whatever reason, God found it right to put the biggest hogs on the girliest guys
I don't know what His plan is, but my plan is to fuck them

Foids should post hands more often.

JH will you help me get a gf?

>>33789081
>>33789085
Thanks for the input
Think I'm just gonna bedrot though and dip
Fuck my manage he's a fucking nigger desu. I would rather be homeless again than keep working for that selfish cunt. I hate you all and one day I'll muster the courage to finally kms

Femanons:
>go to comic con yesterday
>at a booth to get an exclusive figure
>as I pay, the wifi shits out on 3 of our machines so we're stuck waiting for the authorization on our cards
>it was a cute girl who rang me up
>as we wait we talk
>she asks me questions
>what I'm there for, what I'm into, etc
>she also mentions that she's a talker and she can just talk for a while
>she's laughing and giggling
>adjusts her hair while we talk while looking at me (moving bangs out of hair, or other stuff)
>we had a nice conversation
>was literally stuck there for probably 5-10 minutes waiting for the machine to work with two others next to me
>eventually leave and tell her to have a nice weekend and it was nice to talk to her
>didn't ask for her number or socials because she was working and knew that was weird
>but if it was a girl I had met randomly on the floor or whatever, I would have asked
My friend said I should have tried anyways rather than play it safe. Should I have? I felt weird doing that. I'm not some fucking retarded virgin that thinks a girl being nice means interest, but it felt like there was something there, but I didn't go for it because I didn't want to put her on the spot.

>>33789115
Alright then have fun sucking off a shotgun or whatever you retards do

Do you have a dress or suit or other article of clothing that hangs in your closet for an occasion that never came?

>>33789072
If I post it, it's obvs fair game for anyone to do whatever they want with it. It's how 4chan works.
>>33789086
And then get doxxed so my future kid will be made fun of for their mom being a niche pornstar from 4chan? Come on, anon.

>>33789115
Move to Northern Ireland, mate. You will be so so so so so so so so much happier.

>>33789118
I have a sports coat and some ties that I never wear, I usually just wear slacks and a button down

>>33789114
I'll answer questions ITT that I feel qualified to answer to the best of my ability. That's helpful, right?

>>33789118
Yes and a few shoes, too.
I'm getting old, so the style probably wouldn't look right on me anymore.

How can I be more attractive to black women

I'm dating a girl with a small only fans, its mostly lite stuff like dressing in leather but I found out that she has a twitter where some of her posts have her wearing a strapon and saying she is going to rape you, to the reader of the tweet

She seems to be into pretty normal sex, so is she just doing that for fame and subs, or does she actually want to fuck my ass and is waiting for a good time

>>33789129
Take care of yourself.

>>33789085
https://voca.ro/16gpvSRsao10

>>33789130
Grim.

What does a bag of sand feel like?

>>33789129
are you secretly attracted to JH?

>>33789132
Kek

>>33789097
I choose different women in different games. King and Mai are the most constant. I enjoy Shermin in NGBC probably my favorite female there, because I can play as her there unlike KOF 98. Only tried Kula in XI and she is decent. My men are more consistent I pick them across most games. Ralf, Ryo, Iori.

>>33789134
Like boobs

>>33789119
I should have known you would come up with some stupid excuse, just like hating cum.

>>33789130
NOPE.mp4
I would be outta there.

>>33789132
I'm not listening to your recorded schizobabble, type it out
>>33789135
I don't know much about her aside from her extensive dildo collection (beige flag) and extreme aversion to semen (red flag), so no
I also don't care for/about the namefaggotry, I'm just cursed with knowledge of it

I wish women were real.

>>33789129
Be white.

>>33789146
luv brown women
'ate brown people
simple as.

>>33789129
I read this as "how can i be more attracted to black women"

>>33789070
Also an easy explanation is that conservative men are more attractive and dependable.

Conservative Man
>fit
>aesthetic based around jeans, leather jackets, curled up sleeves, beards, and traditionally masculine working attire
>believes in hard work
>believes in raising families
>loves the united states
>believes in opportunity and freedom
>believes in traditional values like male accountability, valor, leadership, integrity
>is judged by his peers based on his labor and following through with action
>has to maintain his beliefs despite being called racist and being ostracized by many intellectuals and women
>is expected to attend church and be a leader in his community

Liberal Man
>must invalidate his own viewpoint in favor of women, gays, and minorities because his perspective as a straight male isn't valued by the party
>probably a part of big tech, social media, liberal arts, etc (weaker, less accountable for work ethic and problem solving)
>only needs to say the right things for approval, doesn't actually have to live by them
>is viewed as "on the right side of history" by women, celebrities, intellectuals and thus is the safer option
>aesthetic involves colored hair, pasty skin, being weak and feminine looking, black colors or youthful "rebel" aesthetic
>pet parents, not encouraged to start families
>generally faithless

The math just doesn't add up. Of course women are going to date the conservative man. There basically aren't any actual men on the left because WHY would you be on the left as a man? What would drive you to choose the left? It's literally not a party where you're welcomed.

>>33789148
When did it all go so racist

>>33789153
I'm not racist. I just said I love brown women.

>>33789149
That's not possible
>>33789146
Done

>>33789132
I care about you more than you will ever know.

>>33789150
calling the average conservative man fit is generous. I think they are on average ever so slightly more fit then liberal men but still.

>>33789150
Idk what you're on about but most liberal men in the United States are liberal black men claiming that white people are the ultimate evil. Very different from your description of a liberal man

>>33789150
your view of what defines a conservative man is hilariously biased and fantastical

>>33789154
That there is a drawering
>inb4 a drawering of WHAT
don't play this game

>>33789129
Why are you guys like this.

>>33789150
Nobody sees right wingers as anything other than low IQ racists, actually. Sorry to burst your bubble lad.

>>33789150
tactical truke

another one of my favorites is how women love period drama where the men are outright patriarchal gigachuds, but handsome and successful

>>33789164
I could post brown women I like irl too. I just also like cartoon girls. Also not a drawing, she's a 3d model.

>>33789167
I’m literally fat and balding

>>33789165
>why are you like this
Look to his left and to his right, there are two amazing arguments right there

>>33789174
You alone are the only good person ITT and I would consider it an honor to feed you a McChicken while I wax and shine your cranium. I love you and I pray for your success.

Femanons, how was the lunch date with Chad earlier today?
Did you "share" the dessert?

>>33789167
I dont think im a good man at all, I am entirely aware that my views are based largely in xenophobic disgust and nativist, essentialist thinking. I just don't care

>>33789181
Yeah but how much hair is on your head

>>33789174
Heh, im fit and balding, get fucked, chud.

>>33789161
>>33789162
>>33789166
The above list of traits are all positive male attributes.

Why does the left champion LITERALLY NONE OF THEM. The only thing the left offers men is "being one of the good ones."

All of those traits are conservative traits by default because the left actively attacks all of them. Being fit is fat shaming. You're not supposed to raise white children, in fact the world is overpopulated DONT HAVE CHILDREN in general. Don't be a man, don't be strong. Your viewpoint doesn't matter, straight white men have been in power for too long, you have to step down for women and minorities etc.

There is NO reason to be a white masculine male and be on the left. You can't even convince men that its morally correct because all the moral arguments collapse under scrutiny.

>>33789103
I was going to show you but my memory is full. Also my original list got corrupted so I had to restart working from an older back and its a bit embarrasing to show it now since it needs to be more polish. Why dont you believe me anon.

>>33789188
why did you write so many words just to write
>left is when fat and balding

>>33789137
Pretty varied tastes. Sounds like you’re an SNK connoisseur.

>>33789184
Full head of it, unironically it's my one good feature.

>>33789177
I’m crying..

>>33789141
>>33789143
You guys need to keep up with my stupid blogposts. My aversion to cum has been severely lessened. I still hate it, but I've made a ton of progress on not freaking out with it on me after sex.

>>33789191
Yeah, SNK and Capcom are my favorite companies. I try to get all their games.

>>33789198
I guess it depends on who did the cumming?

>>33789195
Ick, that's effeminate
A man should be bald

She must pay. She must suffer.

>>33789198
ZAMN, bro hit the reset button on jh!

>>33789159
Sorry i was crashing out ): my roommates are making me take my antipsychotic and get some sleep before work, ttyl xxx I just want to be normal for a day

>>33789208
Goodnight, sweet dreams.

even luigi, who all the left women are lusting over is a hardcore libertarian techbro type, both of which they claim to hate. What matters is being fit/hot and the ability to take initiative, which is basically anti-leftist because the vast majority of them want things to be fixed by institutions or other people and never take actions themselves.

>>33789198
>You guys need to keep up with my stupid blogposts.
Not only do I hate namefags and all of the drama, I'd left this thread for a year or so, and frankly it's worse now than it was then so absolutely not

>>33789201
No, it's all thanks to having a good support system and communicating heavily before, during, and after.
>>33789207
It's the sort of progress I've always been trying to make, turns out it just takes a team to make it happen.

>>33789208
>>33789212

>>33789214
Whoever got Captain Kirk could also probably get mad pussy too, all you need to do is switch down some uppity cracker and you can get all the pussy you'd want

>>33789213
Pic rel.
>>33789215
Welcome back. My post was mostly facetious, since I only bring that shit up when it's relevant to the conversation or someone calls me out. I think, overall, the thread has been a lot less focused on that sort of namefag shit in general recently.

>>33789219
nah, kirk's guy was an ugly weirdo, and he just sperged out, he didn't do anything with intent the way luigi did.

>>33789213
>>33789220
I'm stupid.

>>33789199
I approve. For me, it's Sega and SNK. Recently, now that I'm out of Sega consoles to collect, I was considering getting a Neo Geo AES.

>>33789220
>I think, overall, the thread has been a lot less focused on that sort of namefag shit in general recently.
Less namefag drama but there's other forms of mental illness running amok ITT, and none of them are fun or interesting. Thank goodness for /vg/.

>>33789229
uh.. /vg/ is the same as here.

>>33789226
Post voca

women are not fun

>>33789229
Sure, but it's fucking 4chan. Everywhere is crazy.

>>33789236
Yes, but not all flavors of crazy are the same
>>33789230
Not entirely

>>33789231
The time for that was like an hour ago. Besides, I'm still sick.

>>33789238
I like that I don't get called racial or sexist slurs here by default.

Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?

I am brown and want a far right gf. Am I DREAMING? Many right wing leaders have brown partners why should I be different.

nobody fucking cares nigger stop recycling that stupid shit . women arent fun, they're fucking dumb as nails and i have never made one orgasm
i got an amazing bj she swallowed my semen i went into an unconscious sex retard state and now pale owmen with black hair can own me sex goddess style wherever i go. its not fucking fun. i fucking hate women fuck

>>33789212
Goodnight to you too lovely <3
Tbh I've not gotten any actual sleep since like Tues and I've had horrible nightmares but ill try for tomoz
I really want to call in sick but I cba to deal with my housemates
Just wish I was dead
I really really want to die
But I'll act happy and bubbly at work for you guys
Sorry to be such a bore, I'm just so tired of nothing getting better. I'm utterly exhausted of living. My life is awful and I need to die

>>33789242
shut up you bitch and tell me what u look like so i can fucking kill you samurai style, with my penis isntead of a sword, then i can beat the shit out of you with my (penis) and not my blackjack which i made out of sand and a rope and some paper i made out of a papyurs, so FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FCUK FUCK YOU
BITHC UFKCING BITCH also i went to the mall today

>>33789245
Fuck off fakecel
Women are cool wtf

>>33789122
>>33789126
When I was younger I used to wear new clothes as soon as I bought them and when my mother asked why I always told her what if I died before I got to enjoy them
I hope you wear those clothes soon, anywhere, anons, and get to enjoy them and not leave any unresolved issues on the day you die :p

you're dumb as nails i bet ur not even pretty. i bet ur ass sucks dick, i bet ur ass isnt even fat or round, show me so i know, or you're dumb. and i went toe ht mall too

>>33789244
Good morning saar!

>>33789130
Grim, cucked bucked and broken. That's sucks buddy, remember to get your prostate checked every year. rip your butthole

>>33789248
no they're fucking not i wish i could rape one and by rape i mean make them fucking suck my dick samurai style, as in i commit sepukui afterwards in the woods, after i string u up by your fucking undies upside down, so all the blood poools in your face and you hang there like a solemn and terrifying symbol of my power, my evil, and my willingness to explore the unknown

black, blue, and red all over, red being me, coming to become all over.

Tbh, once you embrace the fact that living is complete darkness and suffering for the average person, things do become easier x hang in there comrade. We'll make it out or we'll die.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33789251
Good morning sir.

>>33789257
I can't watch stuff like this anymore after seeing one of those videos of isis or syrians or something burying prisoners alive

>>33789257
we shouldnt be average people. average people have no purpose, they're cogs in a wheel that they cant see, and dont care about. they're numb my friend. they're grains in a hour glass, and we're the little creatures trying to climb up the glass.
stay out of the RIVER HAHHAHAHH TSTAY AO UT TAHT OTU FO THE RIVER FAH HAO OAHO HO A MOLLY HAH AH AH HAHHAA THAT it that was a dog i saw that day and she told me the hah
.
it

>>33789257
Seriously though if any anons want to make a suicide pact in the UK or can help to pay for my plane tickets I'm all ears. I'm really fucking depressed and want to commit suicide.

>>33789251
Hooliganism but is between call centers lmao

>>33789257
Today is a beautiful day, I'm sipping on a glass of orange juice and vodka; tempted to go out and be a disgusting normie tonight.

How do you feel on days where the weather is nice?

Bear
Seek
Seek
Lest

>>33789270
>>33789271
Telepathy

>>33789247
What is at the mall?

>>33789271
I haven't gone outside in, maybe 3 years.

>>33789271
i dont notice the weather at all. all i notice is the disgusting nature of people. the blank stares, the small talk, the politeness, the horrible politeness, and the LIES
THE FUCKING DISHONESTY
YOU ARE LOVED
NIGGER SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KYS BITCH
IFUCKING HATE PEOPLE
I FUCKING HTATE THEM
I WANT TO FUCKING MURDER THEM I CANT
I NEED TO DO THAT I FUCKING HATE THEM FUCK U NIGGER
FUCK U NIGGER
FUCK U NIGGER
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE DO U NOW HOW IT FUCKING FEELS TO LIVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AS A A FUCKING AGENT FOR SOMEONE ELSESE DESIRE YOU FUCKIKNG MORONG OYU FUCKING CUNT MORON I WANT OT UFCKING DIE ON A DAILY BASIS O IAH HAIM ALONE
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>>33789271
I'm waiting on my outdoor lounge set to come so I can shitpost on my sunbaked balcony

>>33789116
bumping this

>>33789271
I kinda prefer lousy weather. Playing games near the window when it's storming, with the volume low and the smell of ozone drifting in, is pretty nostalgic.

My E-GF keeps ignoring me. I dont want to confront her I guess I will you stop talking to her unless she talks to me. Time to move on to another site. On another topic: Pro tip dont get 4chan gfs, dont simp for atoga women they are bad once you know who they really are.

>>33789276
what i notice at the mall is nothing, i fucking go there to creep on women or just fucking anything, i cant do it anymore. i met a fucking fucking they fucking i ha i h fucking hate htem os mufuhc tghey fucking cunt ievery i just wantn ah ave sex with a littenb ufcking fuck u cunt i fuckin GHATE OUYH IM GONAN KAIL LYOU FUCKER FUCK YU

do you know what its like to have everything fall before you and be both unable to grasp it but able to see it walking away? or tto have the cells the one the cells the onecelsl the one you have to the love to tlove to tlove to cvefear you because of your own ooyour own oyour own uunconsicous desires you r own itne htte cells the te corffforo tand i saw that? hahhah ithath eitheyho d wont stop anymore /H ah dh it htehy sonwt stop help mei t-s[oz dadD TATHT NO

>>33788637 (OP)
pls answer >>33789283 >>33789266

>>33789271
By nice weather I'm guessing sunny days? I hate them, I hate the sun give me cloudy rainy days

>>33789278
Don't you miss nature, anon?

>>33789271
Shit
>>33789270
Sounds comfy

>>33789263
What if I bought you a plane ticket to America but we hang out and party hard?

>>33789297
yes

>>33788652
I don't care about my dick being bigger than her tits, I want it big enough to hurt her

women are fucking retarded and the fat ones smell like shit thier butts smell like fucking shit wtf

the small ones are dumb sexy tho, i fucking hate them so much
i fucking hate them so fucking much fuck them i fucking hate her so fucking much i fucking hate women so fucking much i fucking hate them so fucking much i fucking hate them they should fucking die fuck them they fucking suck

>>33789295
>her answers are short and she barely says anything or asks questions
should have been immediately obvious here she wasn't interested

Why is groping so common in muddle sckull

mark cat man here
just checking in
see you guys in 4 months
remember
you're not here forever

>>33789276
Mall people are so weird, they look at you funny

mall girls compete for my attention, they all compete for my attention wherever i go and i fucking hate them. i tried to turn on a girl today and these fucking retards kept distracting me and i had to listen to her fucking feelings and keep backing off i fucking hate women ij ust want you to bounce on my dick and FUCKING LOVE ME
AND FUCKING NOT LEAVE ME
EVERY FUCKING TIME
FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT
FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT
FUCK YOU
CUNT
YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LOLIVEFE OGLAHIGELA HJLIFEF YOU FUCKING CUNT
ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU
CUNT FUCK YOU
CUNT FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
STOP LEAVING ME FUCK YOU
CUNT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>33789287
Being inside during a storm does make me cozy, but when the weather is nice, it's inviting. It also makes me think whatever worries I have in the moment, nature is indifferent but it's also because in the grand scheme of things, my worries are insignificant.
I also think that I'll miss the good weather, scenery, nature... when I'm dead. I know it's stupid, but it's one of those things I want to appreciate before I'm 6 feet under. I don't want to live boxed mentally and or physically only then to end up boxed in a hole under dirt.

>>33789305
I mean, that was what I thought, that's what you guys say all the time, but I got confused because she kept smiling
or maybe I just wanted it to be something it was not...
oh well. I hope I didn't annoy her too much

>>33789289
>>33789291
>>33789303
>>33789307
>>33789311 (checked)
Shock collar car wash status?

>>33789267
It's so hot today, might go to the local waterpark later and cool off

>>33788637 (OP)
Asking in this thread again:

Femanons, what are your height preferences in men? What is your ideal height range in men, and how tall are you yourself?

>>33788637 (OP)
Women

Have you ever been in this situation? How did you feel? How did it turn out?

>>33789296
Rainy days have their charm, but personally sunny cloudless days especially when the sun isn't that worm make me feel sober, and sunny warm days make me feel like I'm in a dream state

>>33789271
Very happy. I feel like I get more done during the day even though I’ll spend most of it indoors

>>33789313
everything revolves around me and nature is actually reacting to me most of the time.
if you want to enjoy scenery that you see every fucking day and not learn anything then you're a moron, enjoy you're stupid ass npc life where you walk around tasting nothing, thinking nothing, and fuck u

Would it be too much to ask a gf to paint her hair green?

>>33789321
Quintessential British posting

>>33789319
It turned out shit. I say to the guy I like you as a friend, he tells his group friend, they start to hate my guts because I had been stringing their friend along (not true)

>>33789319
This can make sense for a normal girl, but girls who overtly sexualize themselves with a fetish style like goth or egirl don't have the right to complain about this. They make their entire persona about looking like a fetish character, you can't be mad when people are interacting with you because they like that fetish sexually.

>>33789313
I prefer the quiet moments, I guess. Some of my fondest memories have to do with inclement weather.

>>33789330
>a fetish style like goth
Great bait, try fishing

>>33789330
>fetish style like goth
It's a subculture. Moids will fetishize literally anything women do.

>>33789334
"I want to be special and stand out from all the other girls."
. . .
"Wait, no, not *that* special!"

>>33789334
Good idea. I could use the fishnets from a goth to do it.

>>33789329
NTA, but I'm sorry that happened to you, anon. I had a very close female friend that I really liked a lot and I asked her out years ago and she politely rejected me, and I am still very close friends with her and we talk to this day, I'm sorry it seems the guys you interacted with were shitty.

>>33789336
I'm not a fish, stop trying

>>33789334
nta
theres a difference between being like, "proper" goth and "please look at me im an e-attentionwhore" goth i.e. that green hair chick

Femanons; can you cook nutritious and healthy hoom cooked meals for your family?

>>33789324
>spiritually a sunflower
<3

>>33789116
Its like you said, either she was nice or interested in you. You just never found out.

>>33789325
>everything revolves around me and nature is actually reacting to me most of the time.
Kek, LITERALLY the opposite of what I said.

>>33789325
This is the most based meth posting I've seen today thanks dude

>>33789340
Closer to effective! But I'm still not biting, (You) aren't cute enough for that.

>>33789345
>You just never found out.
Was it the "right" choice to not find out? I always hear girls say they hate guys asking for their numbers or something when they're working because they're stuck there.

>>33789350
okay

>>33789341
I've made an apple pie and my moid didn't eat it

>>33789356
musta been a shitty apple pie.

hey anons. can i get a qrd on what has happened here in the past year. im drunk btw

>>33789358
I fucked her

>>33789356
musta been a shitty moidle poidle

>>33789356
Maybe he was upset that you didn't wash your hands before food prepping?

>>33789358
I left and place died, which is a good thing.

>>33789347
I fucking know that moron. im talking about myself. the difference between me and you, is that im superior to you, and you should be on your knees fucking worshipping my dick, my balls, my feet, in that order. i shouldnt even be talking to you thats how supeiror i am to you, also fuck you and suck my dick at the mall bathroom while i stare at fucking high shcoolers you fuckking retard fuck you bitch

>>33789349
i havent done drugs in months i did drink the other day. i was too uncouth at the bar and the lady there threw me out. i went to another bar and some loudmouthed white man was being a faggot so I had to shuffle my feet and be sad, then I called him a retard as he was walking out and pushed his friend.
I have to categorize people by race gender and hair color becaue i havent talked to a consistent group of people in months to years. i get harassed and abused by authorities everywhere i go, i have about 2-4 weeks tops in any business i frequent, and i hate my life so much. i want to die. i cant commit suicide. i pass out on a daily basis, and i yell and confront other men on a daily basis. ive begun to do it to women on the roads becasue i get the police called on me on foot. its sao fun. its so fun. i love it and i love you i love you so much that i wouldnt do a fucking thing for you.

>>33789338
I went to great lengths not to give those guys the impression that I liked them: I don't kiss, I don't hug, I don't use pet names, I'm friendly but in a formal way on purpose.. I'm 100000000 times more lovey dovey to men on atoga than I ever was to 99% of men I've met in my life and I still couldn't escape the stringing him along narrative. And desu it's a reason I steer clear from male friendships, unless I think the guy is different (very rare)

However, anon, my experience is representative of the part of the world I'm from, but I'm not sure that's the case for other women.

>>33789341
i can, but i don't

>>33789369
>I don't hug, I don't use pet names
This is crazy. I'm a guy and a hugger to anyone. That friend I asked out also gives me hugs, and I wouldn't say a pet name, but she always calls me by the first letter of my name. So I guess a nickname. I'm not sure what part of the world you're from, but I am sorry you now feel you have to live without male friends.

>>33789338
1. you're a fucking bitch and a retard. she strings you along getting you to pay her attention for nothing, and you get nothing out of it, and i doubt you even talk about anything you like, or learn anything, or gain any skill. im pretty sure you gain negative skill, as you become numb to other women taking advantage of the barest scrap of masculinity you have, which im sure is not a lot, proibably 1-2% of what i have on my good days, and like 30% of a virgin incel, who still has some manhood in him despite never having sex.

>>33789369
just shut up and smd you fucking moron fuck you, also ur dumb and ur a nigger and a fucking chink as well. then you should let me fuck u upside down style spiderman hug style scratch that, lots of tickles bitch coming ur way...

>>33789330
moids fetishize everything we do and then act like we're doing it for their sexual attention lmfao kys

>>33789328
It's cute when someone's feeling themselves and they try to come out of their shell and they nail whatever they're doing
>>33789331
>Some of my fondest memories have to do with inclement weather.
Like what?

>>33789368
Your self destructive behavior literally sounds like a book I'm reading atm, based king go out and venture into this world and take whats rightfully yours

This place died and it's a good thing. Goodbye forever.

>>33789378
Bro it's not her fault you have a sub-5 incher.

Chill out, ya fuckin dongus.

>>33789318
5'2-5'8 is preferred but 5'6 is ideal. o will not date 6'+

>>33789358
I got into a hot threesome.

>>33789369
just a heads up to u and other femanons in the thread, a guy will never pursue/show interest in a woman just to be "friends". women make terrible friends, why would anyone spend twice the effort of making a friend with a woman for half the result of a male friend.

>>33789379
Like I said, if she was 'normal', broad range of stuff i'm talking about here, even if she was like a sexy girl in a tank top or whatever, I'd be more on her side. But there are certain styles dramatically more associated with it than others, goth and egirl being 2 of them. I'm not even sure I can think of many others, it's not that many that I don't cut a lot of slack to. The goths I know who are legitimately doing it because they like it would not post something like that, they would say they bitched the guy the fuck out and then go home and eat out their lesbian gf.

>>33789373
But cooking is so easy, you don't even need utensils just use your bare hands!

>>33789388
bait unless you yourself are like a midget or some shit

>>33789380
Hanging out with my grandpa on his porch after the power went out from an awful rainstorm. Getting snowed in and playing Animal Crossing with my sister to pass the time. Flipping through old magazines and listening to the rain, or sitting right next to the window and listening to it drizzle while I played Zelda. Stuff like that.

>>33789288
myao and jimmy on the rocks? grim

>>33789377
>I am sorry you now feel you have to live without male friends.
I don't feel. I have no problem being friends with men, it's just I'm picky and there aren't many good men that are worth befriending.

>>33789399
Dont know them don't care.

>>33789396
i'm 5'2 and prefer men who are taller than me but less than a foot taller.

>>33789379
uh number one girls will do anything not to be vulnerable to men especially sensitive men. most women would fucking bounce their asses up and suck a dick and get cum in their pussies or w.e, rather than actually be vulnerable and share who they really are. thats a fucking fact
also a fact: women who actually dress creatively and express themselves are fucking hot. i doubt ur hot but i saw a kinda ugly girl with cool like an armband swirly metal thing, and some black clothing and and stuff and it was sooo much better than these fucking blond retards with yoga pants and perfect bodies and hair all looking alike like i see every fucking day, they're so fuckin boring and simple and stupid and also their pussies probably are so fun to fuck but w.e i would rather genuinely get t oknow the former.
ok

>>33789382
its not fun nigger. i stopped because life is a fucking nightmare when you actually have some destiny or purpose. its risky it makes you go insane and its lonely. it doesnt even make sense. idk i jsut hate people i want to be myself and i want to be around others. most people are just
i dont have a choice at this point so i wish i could just accept who i am who i want t obe. i guess this encounter i had with this thing in my room left me so shaken i dont
i dont wanna do it anymore man

>>33789386
refer to fuckking my first reply, im the same way. i used to want to be vulnerable with women, now i'd rather just fuck them, call them names, or run away. its not great but idk

>>33789378
>and i doubt you even talk about anything you like, or learn anything, or gain any skill.
I cannot imagine being this miserable

>>33789391
You think like this, that's why you're an incel and you're probably die alone.
Also, other people don't necessarily have to "spend twice the effort" You only think that because you think it's a chore and a sacrifice to befriend women you're not gonna fuck.

>>33789403
le science says 5'10 is the ideal male partner height programmed into your brain

>>33789380
Some people have so much confidence in themselves it's crazy, they really inspire others to do the same in their own lives.

>>33788744
so....be good looking and clear father material and she'll want to stick around?
i'm glad science helps us learn new things.

>>33789365
There's no need to do it, the heat kills all the bacteria

>>33789409
no, i think 5'6 is ideal, because i like the proportions better and the angle of his face to mine when we kiss and fuck

>>33789335
>>33789379
Why wear sexy stylish clothes if not to attract men?
>errm but I like looking cute
for whom? For men, duh.
If you don't want men sexualizng you, then just wear basic pants and shirts. Don't go around wearing cute boots in a skirt, or booty shorts with a midriff, or god forbid a fucking slutty cosplay at a con, if you don't want guys being aroused by you. Just dress how married moms do, practical normal clothes. You don't see men walkign around like He-Man at the mall, do you?

>>33789412
How does he get out?

If a woman talks to my boyfriend and I become super territorial about him, is that enough to scare her off or no?
I think anyone who has ever found him attractive but me should die.

>>33789406
exactly, thanks for the reminder.

>>33789382
The little waterwheel at the beginning reminds me of a show about a hampster and various other little animals. The guinea pig lived in a little house with a waterwheel, pictured at the timestamp in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8f4y51qC6M&t=1388

Very important stuff.

>>33789414
>why exist if not for MEEEE?

>>33789410
True

>>33789414
This anon needs his dick chopped off.

>>33789405
behind you.

>>33789416
surly man of the egg fortress...

>>33789398
What changed?

>>33789424
i already locked him up moron. enjoy a blissful life where you have no idea whats behind the curtain

>>33789414
Nta but I want to fuck myself, personally. When I dress in revealing clothes or when I dress androgynous, I want to fuck myself.
I also think men should dress sluttier.

>>33789427
What do you mean?

>>33789426
i want him to crack me like an egg

>>33789251
White women are ovulating RN!

>>33789410
I don’t get the video…

>>33789431
shut the fuck up bitch, then kys.

>>33789413
Based

>>33789417
Sis calm down no one wants your chopped bf

>>33789405
All you have to do is go out, get a drink, hook up with some girls maybe even take one home; this simple procedure has been executed for decades and it does not involve overthinking

>>33789430
Aren't these memories of the past that you're fond of? What changed between the past and the present? What makes the past feel different than the present?

>>33789417
that shit isnt attractive, its old lady behavior. attractive women make themselves look good and then men deci

>>33789408
You cant roughhouse with them, you cant be vulgar, you cant be offensive, it is almost guaranteed you will have different interests, you cant playfully banter because they'll take it as an insult, the list just goes on and on. Im not even saying its impossible for male/female friendship to exist its just really rare.

>>33789433
i want him to fold me like the egg toast

>>33788818
You obvi need to dress up a bit. But yes.

>>33789437
That I'm an adult and I live on my own now?

>>33789416
Why is he so angry?
And is that an omelette?
Why is it so bloody dark (the video)?

>>33789403
>more than a foot taller
it's over.

>>33789440
alright go be with him then moron, ill be here jerking off to my elderly neighbor

>>33788752
Thanks for the tributes.

best way to force a man to moan?

>>33789440
You want to be impregnated with curry cum? Damn!!!

>>33789444
>Why is he so angry?
a lot of people don't want some asshole filming them when they are trying to work

>>33789444
Anon didn't invited to the big party

>>33789428
hope you're right :)

>>33789411
u didnt even read the post fgt. physical attractiveness was a short-term trait and not a long-term, but was surprisingly overlooked by females interested in a long-term relationship. the study is almost 20 years old though and I doubt it applies to the modern woman.

>>33789446
ok. but will she make you grilled cheese egg toast though?

>>33789450
Ohhh, whoops.
I just assumed he paid already and and asked if he could film making the thing for him.

>>33789448
When he cums, hold the top of penis and gently make circles on the tip, make sure it's wet with cum not dry, he will try to pull away, don't let him, but be a bit more gentle
He will give you exactly what you want

https://voca.ro/1mKaalqhbbLY
gn

Women, is the Nina Hartley video advice really as good as people say it is?

>>33789439
Aside from roughhousing, you can do all the other stuff with women. And men are women aren't a monolith. I had a friend who liked chess, going out, talking philosophy, sometimes physics, and banter/trolling online (and he was great at it, because he was smart without being deprecating, even though I personally don't mind edgy humor)

>>33789456
>make circles on the tip
with my tongue or finger? how much pressure do i apply?

>>33789449
i want to be the egg empress

>>33789453
retard, do you not know how to apply information you learn? is your IQ freezing water? attractiveness brings her in short term, fatherliness keeps her long term

How do I stop thinking all women want me. Is it possible for a man to be liked universally like some women are?

>>33789457
Yoooo, Tom Brady!

>>33789436
lets just give you a fucking leson, the reason he can do that is cus he figured it out himself, you fucking taking his advice and doing what he says will NEVER WORK to get the same results.

he is somewhat right about retard maxxing, in the sense that you have to submit to fucking annoying queers in businesses when you shouldnt have to. he is better than most people he meets probably, and so am i
if i went in a business and everyone did exactly waht i said while i was in there, then the business would operate much better. that is why when i feel like being a leader i usually become one, as long as i have some knowledge and experience with the setting. this is barring the days when i am an emotional wreck, as is pretty much every day...

most businesses and irl settings are fucking infested with beta males that swarm around like roaches with no purpose other than to annoy , buzz around people with sex drives or any truth in their life, and to drain their attention and volition with lies, half truths, and provocations. they are totally unconscious of this and thats why they continue to do it, they will probably do it till the day they die. i would hate them, but honest to god, 80% of the human population is like that, man and woman.

>>33789461
Women already are.
They have ALL the eggs, hehe…

>>33789463
Women have now been made obsolete thanks to AI and automation

>>33789443
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but this is an asshole reply
You can go back and spend time with family but I think it wouldn't feel the same. I'm asking what do you think changed? You didn't have to give a fancy answer either, just your own perspective or experience

>>33789465
sarge take your meds and put the phone down

Women:
Is it at all worth the effort if I, a single guy, goes out tonight downtown and just hangs around clubs and bars? I don't give a shit about clubs and bars but it's that or just get high at home and maybe go to the gym.

>>33789452
shut up and suck my dick moron. if i met you irl i could literally paralyze you with fear if i wanted to.

>>33789460
With your thumb specifically. Tongue probably works too but harder to keep him still because he will buck.
>how much pressure
However much makes him no longer try to pull away and realizes he loves it

>>33789405
>I used to want to be vulnerable with women...
Maybe try being less of a witch.

>>33789462
u didnt reAD THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE FGT!!

>>33789435
He's had success in the past, though.
And he's so cute. It's not my fear that he'd cheat, I just don't even want anyone to ever even think of him that way.
>>33789438
They killed anon but still made his post....

>>33789455
It's probably also 100 degrees there, and hotter because of the cooking plus long hours, low pay, on his feet all day, why would he be smiley

>>33789474
no you couldn't. you would probably wet yourself from drunkenness

>>33789474
yeah, no doubt, i'm sure you run really fast too considering you have no balls, dumb faggot lmao

>>33789468
Pretty much.

>>33789469
>I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but this is an asshole reply
I genuinely don't understand where you're coming from. I answered the question. Are you okay?

>>33789479
True, true.
I feel bad for asking now, lol…

>>33789410
But when white people do it they consider it 'haute' cuisine

>>33789468
mechanical chinaman XD

Who Is He ?

>>33789454
idk i havent talked to her before that much.
i fucking hate my neighbors desu. they're all so fucking gay except for the one, who i want so badly i want to fuck her so badly omg... and then the older lady like 3 houses over who stood too close to me one day and gave me such a heady erection. unfortunately all the men nearby me are non-idiots and they can easily see what im up to.
unfortunately most men with wives are non-idiots when it comes to their neighbors trying to fuck their wives.

>>33789471
im not sarge.

>>33789476
ive tried literally everything. the last thing i want to try is to just become healthy, and to end this cycle of torment which is sexual gratification, and this thing we call "love" which has infested my life. I don't want to hate either. I want to become what i was meant to, what we weere all MEANT TO

>>33789343
Mayhaps a gloomflower? I thought nice weather was subjective lol. I like cloudy weather and love hearing the rain. I hope that doesn't turn your <3 into a