ITT We ask the opposite gender anything.
Previously on ATOGA:
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>>33451911 (OP)Women were a mistake
Struck a nerve, didn’t I?
>>33451919They make my pp hard and sex is fun. But overall they are a massive waste of time.
Those are some deranged tips.
I hate both women and men. Everyone should just die.
>>33451921Only delusions need a repeated mantra to keep them in existence
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>>33451929Thanks. Wanna know an interesting Man Fact? Someone posted this a week ago and even though I’ve looked at it a dozen times, I only just noticed the guy’s hand.
>>33451934You should be more attentive with your hobbies.
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>>33451934I want a boy to do that to me
Rate my trying to have a baby breakfast and tell me how to improve since my stupid body won’t just do it normally:
>1 egg yolk 2 egg white with spinach
>Handful of strawberries
>Handful of green grapes
>Avocado
>Sliced tomato
>Lupini beans
>>33451935Weakling.
If a woman can't claw open my back while I ram her into the mattress, what's the fucking point?
>>33451941The hell is a baby breakfast? Just eat steak and eggs.
>>33451941Why does it need to be a million different things...
>>33451941 fuck is a baby breakfast?
>two egg whites No, don't waste egg yolks.
Also, is this supposed to be eaten as one breakfast? Because that's a lot...
Do you not believe in gentle passionate and loving sex? Why do you all want porn style sex?
>>33451943JH simp coded post.
To sum up the results of that gender test in the last thread, we had:
>one feminine guy
>one masculine girl
>four feminine girls
>two androgynous girls
>one androgynous guy
>one masculine guy
Make of that what you will.
>>33451931>CosplayYes, have done it both as man and woman. Difference is cosplay is generally done at conventions, whereas in regular public I'm trying to blend in with regular people.
>>33451947Lurk more idiot.
How many of the "girls" in this general are actually just troons
>>33451289Calling me "it" is wild
Anyway yeah I wish I died too but unfortunately I'm still alive and suffering
>>33451948I never saw her nails, so I can't say if hers are hot or not.
So I went on a date and I am messaging this really nice and cute girl. But I'm feeling overwhelmed by it all and just want to stop talking with everyone. I like her and there's nothing wrong with her, but I'm not sure I can handle this.
Gender
If you maintain slow comfortable breathing pace, how many breathes do you take in two minutes?
If you don't mind taking two minutes out of your day, please perform this experiment.
Set a timer for 120 seconds, relax, close your eyes, and count the number of exhales before timer goes off.
>>33451950Thanks statisticsGPT
is it weird that all half of my DMs with my girlfriend are pictures and stickers and GIFs of cute animals and those cartoon cats from Instagram?
>>33451944I don’t want steak in the morning. Also Trying to have a baby breakfast, not baby breakfast
>>33451945I like variety and I have a lot of produce to eat
>>33451946>that’s a lotI’m a hungry woman
>>33451956Take deep breaths bro, what is stressing you out?
>>33451953All of us. We love to rub our feminine little girldicks while answering questions on /atoga/.
>>33451941That sounds awesome and delicious
Meanwhile I probably won't eat anything today
>>33451943If a woman can't claw open my back with her own real, natural nails, then indeed what is the fucking point?
>>33451951>Only go out in alter ego to shop for women's clothesNo, I go out in public like that for other reasons, but generally if I'm out and about I'll shop for women's clothes anyway. I errands in drag once in awhile. Grocery shopping especially.
>>33451957F, 26. Idk how valid this result is since it was hard to breath naturally when paying attention.
>>33451954Did you try to OD or something?
When did we get so many fags?
>>33451953any who post in that uwu baby voice. they could just be mentally retarded tho
>>33451957F
16 breaths
>>33451964Why not :(
>>33451972When you started posting here.
>>33451965nta, do men actually like that in sex? I'd be too afraid of hurting him
>>33451970Last night? No, my baddie friend just gave me some MDMA and we went partying and then chilled by the river as the sun rose
Then on the way home I was doing stupid stunts and my balls still hurt
>>33451974Enjoy your food <3
Well it's already 5pm here and I just don't really want to talk to my housemates downstairs, I'll probably just go back to sleep soon
>>33451943Shit looks gross man
>>33451977To be honest, I'd assume most don't. But some do.
>>33451965Good, that means she has long and sexy nails!
Unlike what the other retard wants.
>>33451977Even hotter if you do it just for me.
>>33451981Grow up.
>>33451970I did try to drink bleach recently though and had to go to the psych ward again
End my suffering pls
>>33451911 (OP)I have a good job , a really interesting career , have a great friend group back home , also got pretty lucky on the stock market , been told im funny and a catch by my friends. However , since i moved far away for my first job with the intention of getting back home ; i havnt persued any form of relationship and just focused on working. In a lonely attempt to prevent finding things and reasons to stay in this area, as my home state still is my end goal. It paid off financially however it is beyond lonely.
How would a girl view that strategy ? i've experienced so much just nothing to do with love.
>>33451969>hard to breath naturally when paying attentionConcerning. But thanks for the answer.
>>33451974Also thanks.
>>33451950I think I was the one masculine guy, and I am the crossdresser lol
>>33451985Anything that would stop you from posting here would be great.
>>33451985Why tf would you do that man?
>>33451953There are a couple but they rarely visit, there is only one girl who is here regularly
>>33451984>Unlike what the other retard wants.I *am* the other retard. But if she has long talons for nail they should at least be her real nails, and not fraudmaxxing fakes.
Don't think any women really enjoy men
>>33452001Don't really care.
>>33451990Lmao yeah. I mean if I get another job (which I really need to do soon) I'll have way less time to post
>>33451996>Why tf would you do that man?Because I'm suicidal lol, why else
>>33451943Sexy nails btw idk why these other guys are complaining
>>33451987Sounds good. Good luck
Average woman would effortlessly make a man smile.
>>33452002>Don't think any women really enjoy men hating and killing womenIt's a mystery indeed.
>>33452004>I mean if I get another jobFor the millionth time, egoist, I don't give a shit about your real life, I just don't want to see your retarded, worthless brainrot here all day.
>>33452003Then why reply?
>>33451953Hard to say, but I know some guys here really want me to have a dick
>>33452009Men are 78% of murder victims.
>>33452007Anon, ugly women effortlessly make me smile.
>>33452007>AverageBro back to his trolling
>>33452011>just don't want to see your retarded, worthless brainrot here all dayJust turn off the computer then lmao why are you here all day anyway
>>33452016How many of the murderers are men?
>>33452019Why can't you just keep on your trip?
Oh right, so others have to see your avatarfagging and spam.
>>33451957M
19 breaths. I'm 26 year old, in case it's relevant.
>>33452023>Why can't you just keep on your tripBecause I get instantly banned bruh
>>33452028You are completely fucking retarded and such insane liar.
What an insane asshole you are.
Piece of shit.
>>33452019>Bro back to his trollingGym Creep has never been a bro.
>>33452031I don't think that'd gym creep lol, is it?
>>33452030Y so mean...
State gender. If you could turn into a monkey, but keeping your intelligence, would you do it? You'd have to try and live your current life.
>>33452002They like chads
The rest of us are invisible
>>33452032This general would be so much better without you, entj and the other mentally ill childfuckers, that's the issue.
Everything about you is just insufferable and likeable.
People have told you this so many times already, and every time you are just "wHy Do PeOpLe HaTe Me".
I wish somebody shot you.
>>33452034M, yes, I'm stupid anyway, I would just go to the circus or jungle and try to live a nice life, I'm sure it would beat my current shitty life
>>33452032"Average woman" and sometimes "Average Dutch woman" have been Gym Creep's ritualposts for ages.
>>33451957M, 21. I was lying down if that matters.
It’s always the ones who do the most planning and fantasizing about the future that breakup with you. Sad!
>>33452038>Everything about you is just insufferable and likeableEverything about me is likeable? Awww that's sweet x
>I wish somebody shot youSame, if any hot girls are offering btw
>>33452040Didn't even realise it was him lol
>>33452036Stop falling for psyops.
>>33452042Everyone breaks up with me kek
>>33452044Wdym? It's just real life and my experience
>>33452043People like you make everywhere they go worse.
You are inherently unlikeable since all you do is abuse abuse abuse for your own enjoyment.
You have done it several times with women already, we know that.
And you do the exact same thing here too.
Again, I'd prefer it somebody locked you up in prison until you died, than you still being able to post here.
>>33451977No but she does that
Touching femanon in the toe
>>33452052>You have done it several times with women alreadyWhat? Who am I abusing lol?
>I'd prefer it somebody locked you up in prison until you died, than you still being able to post here.Don't they often have phone access in prison nowadays
>>33452036Don't think they even like Chads outside reproduction
>>33452060Nah they like going on fun adventures and having sex with chad
The rest of men are cattle that they prefer kept out of their sight, unless they want to mock them
Speaking strictly platonically.
How can I get girls coming up to me to bring me into their friend circle.
Back in high school it was a pretty regular experience that a group of girls would just 'adopt' me and we'd become friends.
As an adult that doesn't really happen. But as a guy with feminine hobbies usually when I'm taking classes or hanging out at the common shared spaces it's with girls. Usually they break off into their own groups and outside of saying hi and giving a wave when we make eye contact I usually just go do my thing on my own while they hang out in a group together.
I don't really want to be "one of them" but I would like to at least be included and have things like a shared phone number or group chat to talk about said shared hobbies. One girl asked me to relay information about a shared class once, and I offered to text it to her after and she immediately went on the defensive about having a boyfriend.
I already got a girl so this is strictly about making friends.
>>33452045Your experience of scrolling demoralization botposts 4chan?
I'm female I don't think squirting is real. I think it's pee. It's not some other secret tube shooting out a different liquid. Who invented this
>>33452064Lol no my experience being friends with and talking to women IRL
If every non-chad suddenly died overnight, women would be much happier
Why must people be nitpicky? Why am I never good enough and it’s always for one stupid fucking reason that’s just
>non negotiable, sorry
Like why does taking 15-20 seconds to respond to a thought provoking question come off as a bad thing? Idk it’s just crazy to me. I hate people and I especially hate women
>>33452056What if you wrote her a poem that touched her. In the toe.
Should I fap before this big interview?
>>33452075As long as you shower afterwards too before the interview
Average women with average bodies!
>>33452075Fap during the interview that will show them
>>33452067You could just google it. It’s urine and more from the bladder, and from a gland.
In porn it’s 100% pee. It’s not a secret tube or liquid, we know what it is, no one invented it unless you believe in a perverted god
>>33452069>I hate people and I especially hate womenWhy do you expect people to give you any leeway or benefit of the doubt when you hate them.
>>33452075>>33452079Um, what's the position they're interviewing for?
How do you use eye drops? Do you try and snipe your eye or let it roll there?
>>33452067>Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022
tl;dr - it's pee
>>33452087I usually just drop em in then blink a few times
>>33452080My 3 year relationship ended because she said that I’m hard to communicate with sometimes (specifically citing the “delayed” response thing) and that it’s just a non negotiable for her. It’s not that we couldn’t communicate well, our relationship actually had lots of good conversations and healthy communication but I guess the way I deliver my piece sometimes is just not good enough. I can’t help that I have ADHD and it takes me a second to think about how something makes me feel and then articulate that so it doesn’t consist of 50 “uhs”. Whatever. She’s trying to find absolute perfection and she’ll regret dumping me in a few months to 2 years. Now I have to download all these dating apps and pray that there aren’t too many ugh is on them
>>33452082I only hate them after they’ve wronged me, especially when they don’t want to come to an actual solution to the problem and instead will take advantage of me or abandon me
>>33452078I want to shoot ropes on her peach fuzz on that belly
>>33452034Male
Depends on the kind of monke, but as long as I'm large enough to keep using a keyboard, yes
>>33452091What kind of woman are you looking for
>>33452091>she’ll regret dumping me in a few months to 2 years. Now I have to download all these dating appsYou moved on quickly lol
Sounds like she dodged a bullet ngl
I have absolutely no standards and still can't get laid or a gf
Such is the life of being hideous
>>33452034M
100% id be a gorilla
>>33452092People can probably sense your aura of hate and resentment, which doesn't make them inclined to treat you with any respect. It's a self fulfilling prophecy.
>>33452099Get a chubby autistic girlfriend
>>33452096One that isn’t insane, isn’t a complete normie, and is attractive
>>33452097She said that I should open my heart so that’s what I’m doing. It will help me keep my mind off of her too. Dumb foid
>>33452102I wish
Chubby autistic girls hate me even more than thin stacies
>>33452091delayed as in text or irl?
>>33452107Maybe because you would be dreaming of thin stacies
>>33452110No I wouldn't I like chubby autistic girls too
>>33451989Kek. Feminine women crying in chat rn.
I love fem/andro guys.
>>33452099Women can sense your lack of self-respect
Gender
Is buying a game on sale for $15, that I will probably never play because I don't have the time or the system requirements, because I want to support development of niche games like it, a good idea?
Do women feel anything when giving blowjobs?
>>33452114No, why are you doing that
>>33452113>Women can sense your lack of self-respectProbably
I wish they would whip me into submission
>>33452116>because I want to support development of niche games like it
>>33452114M
I think you should worry at least about getting a system to run the game in theory, even if you'll never play it.
Which game is it though?
>>33452114M
Why not give the money to charity and feeding starving children or something, instead of some stupid game
>>33452118You need to have self-respect so they can whip it out of you and into submission. Otherwise there's no challenge, and where's the fun in that.
Saw a blonde girl that was literally asking for it.
>big tits with a low cleavage top
>slim tanned body with a perfect innie bellybutton
>jean shorts pulled into her pussy and when I turned around to get a better look I saw her ass cheeks
I should have followed her for creepshots but there were too many people around and she was with a brunette friend lol
>>33452126Aw man
Fair enough
Where do I get self-respect then
>>33452127>asking for it>followed her for creepshotsCreepy
She sounds sexy tho
>>33452115>Do women feel anything when giving blowjobs?I feel love, arousal, and magic when I'm giving it to a certain person.
>>33452127>I should have followed her for creepshots but there were too many peopleI hope you never go near women
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>>33452122Maybe I'll upgrade my system at some point, maybe I can get it to run on Linux, but then I'll have a backlog of other games to play and other things to do, and simulation games like this are a time sink.
>>33452131Hello myao, this is type o negative anon. Would you like to play Minecraft together? Do you play Java or bedrock edition?
>>33451950I just did the gender test as a guy, ayo wtf...
>>33452134Unfortunately sounds like he was around them
"Asking for it" is such a bizarre concept to me lol
>>33452137We should do an atoga minecraft sesh <3
Or roblox lel
>>33452125Man, I don't want to support development of starving children! World has enough of those already.
>>33452143more than enough shitty roguelikes too
>>33452129>Where do I get self-respect thenYou build it up for yourself inside you.
>>33452146Which is why I'm not thinking of giving my money to a shitty roguelike.
Is saying "good girl" a cheat code to make a girl's pussy wet?
>>33452150For some girls it is.
>>33452143>don't want to support development of starving childrenThis is a crazy line bro
>>33452147OK thanks but this is not very specific
>>33452150I feel like this is a polarising thing depending on if the girl has a thing for it
Sounds cringe though ngl
>>33452126Nevermind it looks like I got a baddie's number last night clubbing and she msged me on whatsapp
Maybe women don't hate me after all
>>33452062No see women like Chad but want a leftist feminist Chad who is masculine but embarrassed by his manliness so no they don't like Chad
>>33452160I see, so really they like Chadette
>>33452007That looks like a troon idk
>>33452160There is nothing more retarded and selfish than a woman who wants a progressive guy who's also a traditionally masculine one too, like what the fuck would a woman even do in a relationship like that, warm the couch while he does everything?
State gender.
Are you left or right leaning, politically? Why?
>>33451950I wasn't in the last thread. I singlehandedly keep this thread straight
I was walking the dog the other day and a jewish girl was walking hers too. She is around 22 and our dogs started playing and we talked a little bit and i got her instagram. This happened 2 weeks ago ago.
4 days ago she texted me on IG asking me if i wanna join her for a walk but she will drive me to a place. I accepted, everything went well. And boom i sent her a dm two days later and she ghosted me since then.
I must have done something wrong right? The only redflags i saw was that she had her phone on airplane mode for an hour and maybe i asked a wrong question if her childhood was good but apparently her parents got divorced when she was young so idk. Thoughts femanons? Oh also she was the one initiating the walks.
>>33452127I wish you were able to T.B.H
>>33452173M, I'm an anarchist
Fuck the government, fuck the police, fuk u
>>33452062>The rest of men are cattle that they prefer kept out of their sight, unless they want to mock themThat's literally my fetish, where do I find these mocking women? The ones I meet are simply polite.
>>33452160The problem is that the traits which make a man Chad are also correlated with being Chud. You find lots of Chuds which aren't Chad, but few Chads which aren't also varying degrees of Chud.
>>33452173>State gender.>Are you left or right leaning, politically? Why?Idk anymore. Our government is corrupted, jobs are corrupted, Doctors, nurses, teachers are corrupted, everything is becoming awful.
>>33452173M
Left. I'm black and and a solid 50% of my friend group is somewhere on the LGBT spectrum, the "I hate blacks and gays" group was never really an option fo me
>>33452173M. Left leaning. Because left to me represents compassion and solidarity, while the right represents selfishness and greed. And I think the former are better things to base a society on than the latter things.
I fucked up my casserole...
How disappointing. :(
But at least I learned a few things from it.
I should have just fried the chicken legs on their own.
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>>33452176So you waited two days to reply to her, and now you're upset that she hasn't replied to you in two days?
>>33452181>That's literally my fetishSame here I'm just fetish posting rn desu
Idk maybe look for mentally ill girls with a mean streak? And then be annoying or weird around them so they're mean to you
>>33452173Male
Right
I'm very sensitive to loss and I think public morals matter.
Lucky me, since the mainstream right rapes the environment and the left destroys society.
>>33452173M
I'm politically homeless. There are too many things I believe that put me at odds with all sides. Liberal modernity faces unresolved contradictions, preventing it from keeping its promises, which causes a rise of the political fringes.
>>33452190Aw, better luck next time buddy
>>33452190I'm sure it's still edible. So you won't go hungry.
>But at least I learned a few things from it.Then it was worth it.
>>33452173M. Very right leaning. It seems to me that "progressives" have progressed us in a direction that's basically suicidal and the traditions were what they were for a good reason.
I hate women so goddamn much.
>>33452173M
I have some very socialist tendencies.
>Why?Because I want as many people as possible to be happy and able to fulfill their dreams.
>>33452173M
I guess I'm more left leaning, because it aligns more with my personal ideas or values. But every political party is disappoiting for me.
>>33452204I'd be a lot happier if you weren't stealing my money, you vile piece of shit.
My housemates literally spend all of their time hanging out with each other, watching TV, playing video games, chatting, drinking and playing tabletop games. They will literally spend the entire weekend sitting in front of the TV in the front room (and sometimes on their phones/laptops) unless they go out somewhere together
They don't *do* anything, they just go to work and consooom slop and socialise
I honestly don't know how normies can live like this without wanting to kill themselves. At least my ex actually had hobbies and made TikToks and did dancing etc. But most people I know don't actually *do* anything and I don't understand how people are content like this
>>33452207What do (you) "do"?
>>33452207How is their tv any different than your animu?
>>33452207Everything costs alot anon, even non normies do the same thing. Your ex was an attention whore.
>>33452210Complain on the internet and fap
I also make a lot of music though and used to volunteer
Have you people lied to someone today? What are you waiting for?
>>33452207>I honestly don't know how normies can live>>>>normiesReminder that like 80% of this website – minimum – lives like that.
>>33452199I just got the chicken out and ate that.
It tasted alright, but it was just very disappointing. I won't be eating the sauce and veggies, those are ruined.
I put greek yoghurt into the sauce, which I think is what split during the baking. So it got all watery and oily.
The other chicken pieces I'll put into the fridge and reheat tomorrow on their own. I guess I'll just see it as an insanely expensive marinade. Lol
>>33452206Don't worry, I actually live in a country where most people care about others doing well.
>>33451947I don't want my pp touched
I believe in gentle loving going down on a girl, as well as violent aggressive sex (she's the aggressor in this scenario)
>>33452214>Have you people lied to someone today? What are you waiting for?Probably will, that I'm doing okay/good. Im not. I really want to punch a few people and or hit them with a brick in a purse.
I dreamed about you all night
>>33452211I haven't watched anime in years
I wish I did cause I love anime but I get bored consoooming
>>33452212They spend more money buying games and getting takeaways, than it would cost to do cheap hobbies
Two of them are actually really talented artists, one is really good at DIY/gardening and the other is a great creative writer. But they never actually do these hobbies, they just watch TV all day. Idk it just annoys me, taking talents for granted like that
Also my ex is a babe
>>33452173M
Left leaning because it aligns more with my personal beliefs
>>33452219There's nothing that says "people doing well" like being extorted by your rulers and forced to give them the money you've earned under threat of being locked in a cage like an animal.
>>33451950Being a feminine guy kinda sucks
Women would you date a guy that got feminine on his gender role test
>>33452231>like being extorted by your rulers and forced to give them the money you've earned under threat of being locked in a cage like an animal.But enough about working under capitalism.
That was a joke, of course. Your billionaire "friends" will put wagie in the cagie even if they don't break the law :D
Men, would you date a woman who only can have sex for one week out of the month?
>>33452178I could have turned around and did it but if one of them turned back, I would have been clocked right away. But younger girls are very ditzy, so maybe I could have gotten away with it.
I noticed foids in their 30s have a sixth sense for guys looking at their asses. Some of them would literally stop and pretend to check something and then start moving again when I go past them, lol. They never think about not dressing like whores, funny enough.
>>33452239Sure
Would she be okay with me eating her out, kissing or jerking off on her the rest of the month though
>>33452238>I'll give you money if you perform this task for me.THIS IS EXPLOITATION!
>Give me 30% of your income or I'll put you in prison.THANK YOU FOR TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME!
Leftists are subhuman.
>>33451957Male
About 40
I only did a minute because thinking about breathing was making me want to yawn and I couldn't contain it. I got 20 in a minute so presumably 40
Give or take one or two breaths
>>33452173M
right leaning because I don't feel like getting openly discriminated against in legislation and hiring.
>>33452239I haven't had sex ever. Once a year is an infinite amount of growth from zero
>>33452239Sure i dont see why not
>>33452239Sure, but only if she accepts that we're going to fuck nonstop that week.
>>33452240>They never think about not dressing like whoresHow dare a woman wear a top and jeans on a summer's day lol
So this girl I really like stopped answering my messages and basically ghosted me. I stopped sending messages to her. Now she deleted the conversation we had. It would have been really stupid to keep sending her messages right? But I'm still really hurt.
>>33452067I learned this while eating a girl out and got waterboarded by her piss
>>33452228Maybe they're just the type that say they're creative but they're lazy. Nah you're was a true attention whore
>>33452236You're right, I need to get better so I can hate them more.
>>33452245>I will extract all the value from your labour, return to you an infintesimal fraction of it, and treat you and the environment like utter shit while I do it>you'll still be stressed about being able to pay for bills afterwards by the wayTHANK YOU CORPORATE DADDY!!!!
>Hey can you pay a fraction of your wage (which you work for in favourable conditions and is unquestionably enough to live off) to keep the favourable conditions and make sure no one is in financial disrepair if they break a legTHIS IS EVIL INCARNATE
You cannot name a more cucked ideology.
>>33452259>basically ghosted me. I stopped sending messages to herSo you didn't try at all to reconnect with her? And are now upset that she's decided to move on?
>>33452192>picrelMake her barefoot and that pic is perfect
>>33452239No because it’ll probably be during your period and I’m done with only having period sex
>>33452264>just the type that say they're creative but they're lazyI've seen some of their work so I know they have talents/skills, they just can't be arsed 99% of the time
>you're was a true attention whoreOK but so am I so we were a good match
>>33452239Can we get frisky and do other things? Or are you like a weresexual or something?
>>33452259Same thing happened to me
>>33452250Yes
>>33452244Sure
>>33452273It's right before my period
>>33452267You can quit your job if you're not treated well. It's a voluntary relationship where there is no exploitation.
>>Hey can you pay a fraction of your wageThat's not what happens. They steal my money regardless of whether I want to pay or not.
>>33451950I got
56% Masculine
33% Feminine
This makes me "casually masculine." If I wasn't suicidally depressed I probably would have scored higher on both sides, but more towards masculine.
>>33452239I wouldn't have sex outside of marriage anyway, so sure
>>33452274That's why I said they're lazy. Well why is she your ex, did she out whore you
>>33452271Based foot fetish poster
Imo would be better if she was wearing stilettos (but those shoes look more comfortable for her)
>>33452280>sureNice <3
>>33452270I tried and she ignored all the messages. Only a complete mad man would still keep sending them.
>>33452286>why I said they're lazyYeah
Lazy bastards jk
>Well why is she your ex, did she out whore youKek
Because I am retarded and drink too much and am going nowhere in life
She just sent me a video leaving the salon with her re-dyed blonde hair, kill me
Women, would you dress up as an evil leather devil woman, and then, VERY GENTLY, lower yourself onto your man's face
>>33452259>deleted conversation She has a boyfriend.
>>33451940Done, when do we start
>>33452287Stilettos are hot but if I'm gonna get bullied and hurt I have a strong preference for skin to skin contact
ESPECIALLY with that size difference
>>33452294>Because I am retardedCorrection, because you are selfish and like hurting her.
>>33452292>tried and she ignored all the messagesOh right, fair enough then
Sounds like she lost interest, sorry bro
>>33452295>evil leather devil womanHot
I wouldn't want her to be gentle though
>>33452295No. Both leather and face sitting sounds tasteless.
>>33452294>>why I said they're lazy>Yeah>Lazy bastards jk>>Well why is she your ex, did she out whore you>Kek>Because I am retarded and drink too much and am going nowhere in lifeThen find something to do that you feel is meaningful.
>She just sent me a video leaving the salon with her re-dyed blonde hair, kill meYikes, she's got issues. Top kek.
>>33452302>face sitting sounds tasteless.You have no culture
Ok enough is enough, atoga how do I get a girlfriend?
>>33452300Except I don't, and I still talk to and support her all the time and we're friends
>>33452299Ah yeah that makes sense, I'm taking your side now
you ever wear a violet tie with grass-green socks? is that bad?
>>33452283>Yeah bro just quit, use the imaginary savings your bad job didn't pay you to live off and just work somewhere else>Oh they're also bad because there's no profit incentive to treat you well? Just grind it out, if you're lucky one day you'll get to be the guy treating workers terribly instead of the worker!
>>33452306Be someone girls want to have as a boyfriend.
>>33452306You don't
Women hate men
Women, you say men need to trim their nails before fingering you, but I see women in porn finger themselves with huge fake nails without any apparent discomfort. What’s up with that?
>>33452303>find something to do that you feel is meaningfulI have hobbies and I do work jobs in healthcare etc. that I feel help people, but I have no bigger ambitions, wish I was dead desu
>she's got issuesWhy lol?
>>33452308I thought that sounds pretty epic.
>>33452312Nag
1. Porn isn't reality, it's made to be a spectacle
2. Fake nails are way thicker and tend to have rounded edges so they probably wouldn't scratch as much
>>33452312We know how to keep them clean and not hurt ourself. The same can't necessarily be said for men, so better safe than sorry.
>>33452314You probably have clinical depression that or Anhedonia
>>33452312Professional lubed-up porn stars playing with themselves is very different to some guy ramming his fingers into a random chick lol
>>33451911 (OP)Ladies, who is your Morrowind husbando?
Gentlemen, who is your Morrowind waifu (besides Ahnassi)?
>>33452305You have porn damage.
>>33452259She found someone she liked more
I just need a gf that will bully me, is that so much to ask?
>>33452262I wish someone would eat me out
>>33452309Nta
Training new employees is very costly. There is a massive incentive to retain good skilled hard workers.
This is less true for delivery drivers or fast food workers but you can either gain certifications or be a hard worker and make it past the bottom rung which will earn you savings.
Also maybe skip on the starbucks daily, ten streaming services, lotto tickets and weed and you will have savings
>>33452310I try every day.
>>33452311Love-hate or hate-hate?
>>33452239If everything else is good sure
>>33452327If we were dating I would gladly, it's still one of my favorite things
>>33452327Lose some weight and go outside and itll happen
>>33452325The taste of a coomer.
>>33452328>be a hard worker>maybe skip on the starbucks dailyIt's like reading parody
>>33452324I wish a guy would actually enjoy being bullied in a relationship but if you suggest in any way that he has to get his ass up, you are a nag and ungrateful.
>>33452309The alternatives presented are for everyone to be enslaved by a giant state bureaucracy and a hybrid system where the state forces the capitalist to treat the wageslaves to a bare minimum standard and redistributes wealth from the higher status wageslaves (the only people who actually pay taxes) to everyone else. There's no way out.
>>33452321Male
I'm waiting for OpenMW 1.0 before I play.
>>33452337I've never experienced it but I think I would like it
I also like to do things and be helpful so I don't think I'd have to be bullied to get up if you want me to do something
>>33452309>be a retard>force others to pay for your shortcomings
>>33452319>You probably have clinical depressionI got the DLC manic depression expansion pack
>>33452321I never played it because I'm not a nerd, but this one is mommy
>>33452328>maybe skip on the starbucks dailyAh yes, this is why minimum wage anon can't afford a house, I bet they eat avocado toast too, those lazy zoomers amirite
>>33452324Being teased is fun but being actually bullied is not nice
>>33452321Almalexia is an awful, awful person BUT she's hot so just like I am for women in real life, I'm willing to overlook the
>>33452342Sounds nice. I just feel like it would only last for two weeks before you get tired of it.
>>33452346>he got reaped mid sentence
>>33452343>Want to reap society's benefits>Cry when you have to contribute something other than shareholder value
Women, would you date a man who can’t ejaculate?
Anons what does it mean if someone shows up on suggested but then disappears after a second? Did the algorithm make an oopsie?
>>33452347As long as there's affection in the bullying I don't think I would
Unless you meant getting off my ass in which case my job performance suggests otherwise
>>33452202I want to be an edgelord and hate women but most of them IRL are so wonderful and caring and pretty and smell good I just can't
>>33452354If he can ejaculate where would you want him to cum?
>>33452356It means you should shut the fuck up and go away because no one wants to talk to you.
>>33452356Id assume it's because whatever app you're using is a buggy piece of shit.
>>33452352>steal my money so you can use it on however you want instead of me paying directly for the services I actually use>this is a good thing
>>33452358You are delusional and retarded
>>33452137yes !!
i play bedrock :3
>>33452363How am I delusional lol?
>>33452312I imagine in porn, the directors/producers expect the actors to withstand discomfort in favour of what looks good. The actors are actors. Whereas when you're in a loving relationship, you can be authentic and have sex how you like it, rather than what's imagined by some pornographer.
>>33452362By participating in society you are benefiting from far more than what you just "directly use". Or would you prefer to directly pay for the tuition fees of the doctors that treat you? Prefer waiting for your bank transfer to clear before the police/ambulance/fire service bother listening to your call?
>this is a good thingFinally, we're on the same page about things
Seems a bit silly my results don't even add up to 100%
Anons it's starting to really sink in that I have never had a gf now that I'm 24. High school and Uni came and went, and everyone I know is in some sort of relationship, or has been.
what do I do.
>>33452377Open up your heart
>>33452365>[women] are... wonderful and caring...
>>33452376All right we can help you out there, what sort of boyfriend are you looking for?
>>33452381I'm an ugly creature, though.
Virgin girls, would you let a guy tie you up for your first time?
I've matched with 2 girls on Tinder and went on a multiple dates with both of them. Dating is fucking awful and I have no intention to date a woman ever again.
State gender
Have you ever been pantsed in front of the opposite sex?
>use "water based" lube
>feels incredibly greasy
>notice bottle advertises that it is both scented and unscented in different places
Is my dick gonna fall off?
>>33452393What happened dude
>>33452377Welcome to the club. Just accept it and do your best to stay positive
>>33452394Male
I've never been pantsed
>>33452396I just hate people in general. I'm just going to stay alone and focus on things that actually matter.
>>33451911 (OP)I want to ask this one qt girl out but she doesn’t know me at all. Would a simple dm out of the blue be appropriate? for context, basically a female friend of mine gave her my number with hearts on it saying text me. She did but I fumbled the conversation instantly because I was not in a good place mentally at the time (I’m also a retarded brute at texting). It’s now 4 months later and I’m feeling a lot better about myself.
I really don’t know what to say though. Like hello and do you want to go out with me. That’s the level I’m at.
>>33452376I'll sacrifice myself
>>33452394M
Never been pantsed
https://fxtwitter.com/sav_says_/status/1951718138615156891
Females voted for this
>>33452375Lmao
Maybe you picked neutrally for some
>>33452393Why, what went wrong?
>>33452394No but that would be hot
>>33452403Just ask her how's it going?
>>33452376How does it feel to have s bf?
>>33452406>A 42-year old Somali man abducted and raped a 12-year-old who was playing in her backyardFucking sick, this fills me with rage
Hope he sees hell in prison
>>33452400I know bro I'm also 24 and literally in your position. But there's no point being constantly depressed about it. Im just trying my best to move my life forward and be positive
>>33452377You should've used school for that. Use a couple of years to get in shape, be sociable, get some savings and then go back for a masters
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>>33452403Don't overthink it, just ask how she's doing and see if she's up for chatting
>>33452383Most of the ones I've met are, yeah
I like being an edgelord here but it's the truth
Maybe the energy that you're putting out or your perspective is affecting your interactions with women idk
>>33452417Or maybe you're just full of shit
>>33452394M
Yes but I still had my underwear
>tfw you crack open a white monster on a sunny afternoon (inside) on your day off
Yup
>>33452395Just wash your dick afterwards
>>33452418I do need to take a shit jk
Idk man I can only speak from my own experiences
Most guys are cool too but if I'm honest I've had way more shitty interactions and friendships with men than with women
>>33452416I always hear girls have all these fantasies of bondage and being dominated. I just don't know if a girl would like that as her first sexual experience.
>>33452421Just admit you're a woman, otherwise you wouldn't be telling lies like this.
>>33452420That sounds comfy bro
I love white monster lel
>>33452182What's wrong with being a chud?
>>33452376>I want a boyfriend>6 replies>>33452378>I want a girlfriend >0 repliesBrvtal.
>>33452423>Just admit you're a womanIt's true, I was a woman the whole time
Someone venmo me money pl0x xoxo
What shitty interactions with women are you actually having in real life?
>>33452217>those are ruinedI can't believe that.
I have 0 sexual tension with females because of the way I grew up. I don't like to make females feel uncomfortable and my biggest fear is that I would look like a creep. This is what destroys all the hope I have for a relationship with a woman.
>>33452424I used to avoid it because of the boomer meme, but now I've accepted it.
I am the boomer. Might load up some dark souls 1 or something later
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33452239Sounds like something to look forward to.
Anyone else afraid of missing out on media you love due to being busy/responsibilities/life? I haven’t read a book in months, watched a season of TV or anime in months, I’ve only just consumed movies every here and there since summer started.
And even when I have the energy to sit down and consume media, I end up just watching reruns because I don’t want to potentially “waste” time on something new that might not hit.
Not to mention paralysis because of choices. There’s so much on my watchlist then I never got to post pandemic that I can’t choose what to do.
>>33452420You are what you eat (or drink)
State gender, what's the most epic way to die?
>>33452431>Might load up some dark souls 1That is pretty boomerish
Enjoy bro
>>33452435>You are what you eat (or drink)So I'm based?
>>33452434Nope, i just watch stuff lol
>>33452436M
Recovering the Epstein papers
>>33452428Ghosting, being used like a wallet/beast of burden, rejection, and a lot of being ignored as if I don't exist.
>>33452414>get some savings and then go back for a mastersmy grades are ass tho
>>33452226Welp I had blackout sleep with just a magnesium, so that's possible.
>>33452434Yeah, I barely consoom anything anyway, but it does feel a bit cucked having to go to work and do other things instead of just being able to like spend a day binging an anime
I mean if I organised my time and life better I could probably set aside time to do this but my adhd brain says no
>>33452436Skull crushed by femanon thighs
>>33452440You are a white monster
>>33452435What if what I eat doesn't become part of me, rather it's disintegrated into the void that makes up my insides?
>>33452414what if i'm not sociable? I've also got one more year of schooling left, starting in september.
>>33452436M
In an armored bulldozer after causing millions worth of damage
>>33452452Start becoming more sociable
>>33452394Male
Sort of? I got sent to the principles office for mooning a bunch of girls at the playground in first grade, so a self-pant.
They were chasing me and I figured it would make them stop. It worked.
>>33452457my past attempts of doing so failed
>>33452460What did you do?
>>33452377If you actually want a relationship, then go outside and give yourself chances to meet people.
>>33452445Playing devil's advocate here
>GhostingThis can be shitty yeah, but a lot of girls do this because they're afraid of the guy getting aggressive if they reject them
>being used like a wallet/beast of burdenThis also sucks but if you're offering to pay...
Idk can't relate cause I'm poor lol
Don't you like treating a girl you're going out with though and buying her nice things?
>rejectionPeople are allowed to reject people lol. If a girl you weren't attracted to asked you out you'd probably reject her right
>a lot of being ignored as if I don't existPeople are busy and have their own lives, and are not obligated to interact with you
If these are the worst things that women are doing to you, I think it shows they're not that bad lol
>>33452394M
No but I've had my johnson exposed during a race in front of the other schools women's team. Long story.
>>33452462>>33452463I exist as I am then people take a strong dislike to me and send me all sorts of scorn.
>>33452464>Playing devil's advocatePlay Russian roulette with a 1911.
>>33452434>missing out on mediaOne thing I've learned from my four decades on this earth is that "missing out on media" is a terrible, stressful, mindset to have. Let go of that shit. It's not healthy.
The collective human creativity produces way more media than you can reasonably consoom. And AI i going to make it worse, and average quality will suffer. Be discerning with what you enjoy and choose to spend your time with. Enjoy "media" when you have a moments leisure time.
Women, I have acquired a weighted vest.
Soon I will be a sculpted adonis.
Thoughts?
>>33452468I'm real tired and maybe a bit tarded and read that as
>people ... send me all sorts of cornAnd I was like, "fuck yeah"
>>33452468ye, good luck man
>>33452436Peacefully and pleasantly drifting off to sleep, happily knowing you've lived a fulfilling life, never to wake up again.
Few of us get that.
>>33452452Don't do what I did and drop out kek, studying comes first, but I just forced myself to be more social in my last year of college after COVID (I was basically a shut-in before then). I forced myself to go out with my roommates and go to parties and make friends and go to societies with them. Even at my most ugly and skinnyfat I ended up dating and sleeping over with some really pretty and fit girls (and probably had opportunities with a lot more if I'd been bolder)
By all means keep working on yourself, fixing things in your life etc. but honestly the normies' "beeee social" advice is the best. This is why normalfags have relationships and sex and losers like us don't
>>33452471OK wanna go first, I'll spin the barrell
>>33452472Anon has to consooooom
Reading good books is great, the vast majority of "media" out there is commercial slop designed to placate you, like giving a baby a pacifier
>>33452477Sleeping beauty ahh death
>>33452467Hot, did they laugh at you?
>>33452434no, i'm not afraid of missing out on media. most media can be consumed at any time of my life. the only real counter-example i can think of were certain multiplayer games i played when i was younger which couldn't exist as they do now.
for myself, i've found that i usually pretty quickly exhaust my enjoyment of a form of media if i consume a lot of it (e.g. because there's very little high quality media left to consume after a while, or because i'm just tired of it in general), and once it's exhausted it doesn't really make sense to continue consuming it.
not consuming it now simply means that i'll get to enjoy it later. there's absolutely no point in consuming media like a chore to me, because it just means that i'll exhaust my enjoyment for it more quickly.
for example, i never compromise for outside activities during the summer, because i know that if i do, i'll both have wasted a lot of the nice days in the summer and will be left with fairly little good media to consume during the darker months, where there's not as much to do. same for social activities all year round.
tl;dr: media is essentially a limited resource that is intended for wasting time, don't prioritize it over more valuable and fleeting ways of enjoying your life. definitely don't turn it into a chore, or you'll just be miserable.
>>33451940All you gotta do is ask, Slim.
>>33452414That didn’t work for me either
>>33452392No, I'm a virgin because I'm a neurotic control freak and become insecure and uncomfortable easily
>>33452460What did you try?
Keep trying bro, it's like that meme of the dude digging for diamonds and turning back at the last second. You never know what's lurking round the corner
>>33452480>certain multiplayer games i played when i was younger which couldn't exist as they do nowRIP monkey snowfight on Miniclip
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>>33451929So men can be a hobby but women can't?
>>33452479Weren't limeys supposed to be range-banned?
>>33452489QT is a government experiment
Death to America
Death to Israel
A Curse upon the Hornyposters
>>33452246Thanks. Got to say though, that sounds very high.
>>33452484>I'm a neurotic control freakWould you dominate a guy in the bedroom?
>>33452489Nay
We just have this gay "ADULY CONTENT" filter over anything that's vaguely erotic (but one can just a proxy/VPN to look at it on 4plebs or whatever kek)
>>33452491I'm literally Shadow the hedgehog jk
>>33452473A bit dystopian ngl
>>33452418My roommate is having a shower rn so I can't use the bathroom
I'm literally being cucked by women rn
>>33452464>because they're afraid of the guy getting aggressive if they reject themOr just because they're lazy and don't want to put in the minimal effort of sending a text message, and they don't see men as human so who gives a shit anyway?
>Don't you like treating a girl you're going out with though and buying her nice things?Sure, if she appreciates them and doesn't lead me on so I pay for more of her shit before ghosting me.
I legit had a woman tell me on a date that she had no intention of things going further before the date, but she just wanted dinner.
>If a girl you weren't attracted to asked you out you'd probably reject her rightI might, but I've actually taken women I wasn't attracted to on dates before because I would have felt shitty about turning them down.
Thing is, most women will reject the vast majority of men, because they've all been brainwashed by Disney into believing they need to wait for their hot, rich, endlessly talented, jet-setting vampire bf to come and sweep them off their feet. Their standards are completely insane at this point.
>>33452479>Hot, did they laugh at you?It was not hot. And yes, they pointed and laughed, but I ignored it and finished my race. It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't freezing out. Do women even know about shrinkage?
>>33452496I hope you get arrested and beaten and then locked away forever.
>>33452496>"ADULY CONTENT" filter over anything that's vaguely eroticHuh? What does that look like? How does that work?
>>33452509>I will wear this weighted vest a few hours a day to simulate physical activity because we as a species have become so sedentary and our physical labor so unneeded that we have to waste it artificially to not deteriorate our body that's built for hours of daily exercise to thrive
Anons, I accidentally got a crush on a low-resolution fish. I fell at first sight.
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i to też może
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>>33452515Here's a higher resolution fan art I found.
>>33452299That pic reminds me, I saw a tall blonde woman walking her dog earlier, tugging on his leash and shouting at him, and then he ran over and licked her
Bro doesn't know how good he has it in life
>>33452503Not bothering to text you back means they don't see you as human? Bit of a logical leap don't you think?
>she had no intention of things going further before the date, but she just wanted dinner.So she told you beforehand? So then you had the choice innit?
>taken women I wasn't attracted to on dates before because I would have felt shitty about turning them down.That's sweet and kinda same desu but arguably leading them on depending on how far it goes
>Their standards are completely insane at this point.Have you seen the guys women are actually going out with lol? The bar is not high
>most women will reject the vast majority of men, because they've all been brainwashedIf they're going to (hopefully) be your partner for life why wouldn't you wait for the best and most compatible person you can find? Better to be single than in a relationship with someone who you're not truly into
>>33452508It looks like picrel lol
>>33452507This is a bit rude
>>33452506>yes, they pointed and laughedThat sounds pretty hot, were any of them hot?
>>33452473Autism vest to help calm you down?
>>33452517Are you gonna knit a turtleneck?
>>33452472Realizing there’s way more good media than I’ll ever be able to consume unless I was a loser who spent all his time alone is what got me over the media paralysis.
The only way I’d ever even consume half of what I originally wanted to was if I became rich and never had to work another day in my life.
>>33452515Based, I also thought she was a baddie when I played this game
I want to ram my dick into Ramo though
>>33452520>That sounds pretty hot, were any of them hot?Idk, I was more focused on finishing my race
>>33452521Unironically yes...
>>33452520>It looks like picrel lolLol. Is that every picture on the yellow boards? That satisfies big brother?
>>33452520>Bro doesn't know how good he has it in lifeShit I didn't actually mean to post this story lmao
>>33452528>unless I was a loser who spent all his time aloneMost guys on this site BTFO'd
>>33452532Based racer sigma
I remember once I did a race in school and did a backwards roll over the finish line for the meme and all the girls were cheering me on
>>33452531Ramo is a spoiled brat. Linchen has a refined beauty and elegance.
>Parents are arguing
>Dad is citing fucking TikTok relationship advice videos to back himself
I'm too old to be in this house, man
>>33452539I love how retarded old people are it's awesome and I won't feel bad when they are all dying in droves in suspicious nursing homes
>>33452539Whats the relationship advice?
>>33452539And if someone says they heard eating veggies is healthy on tt, does that mean it's wrong? Just because you don't like the source doesn't mean the content is wrong.
>>33452539My mom got hooked on TikTok too. I don’t get it. The amount of information and ai garbage she’s been getting pisses me off.
>>33452539yikes
how old are you and how old are they
>>33452528>became rich and never had to work another day in my lifeHopefully you'd do more with your life than become a shutin consooming media for the rest of your life.
Kids, don't do drugs.
If there’s any bitches in this room, then there’s something I gotta say.
>>33452553I never thought I’d find someone to be mine. Lord knows I was right.
>>33452536Nope I'm actually still able to view all the porn boards lmao
It's so dumb
I haven't had to use my card or whatever on any site cause there are still a gazillion unfiltered pr0n sites
I wish the UK government actually spent money on something useful like bringing back free school meals for poor children or housing homeless mothers instead this retarded policing not letting you look at a picture of a clothed woman in a dress, whilst the government is full of rapists and paedophiles
>>33452538They're both hot in different ways
I agree Linchen has mommy energy but Ramo is badder
>>33452539>babe we need to align our chakras according to the woman on TikTok->tick tock it's divorce o'clock steven>>33452546>shutin consooming media for the rest of your life.>Kids, don't do drugs.Can attest to this
>>33452556Is this song lyrics?
If you were a celebrity how much would you care about the court of public opinion? For example, you get hit with false rape claim, people don’t believe you. How much would you care?
>>33452542>>33452543>>33452544There's a language barrier for me (parents immigrated, I don't know my native language, sue me), but the gist was
>Whenever a woman complains about her husband, the problem is usually actually herboomer-tier shit.
>And if someone says they heard eating veggies is healthy on tt, does that mean it's wrong? Just because you don't like the source doesn't mean the content is wrong.You don't understand, anon. I've heard the type of shit he listens. It's manosphere type shit about women needing men to lead and weaponised therapy shit about how XYZ trait is actually narcissism so that person you don't like is being a narcissist. Except he's too old to listen to 20something year old podcaster so he watches unironic, genuine, AI text-to-speech slop to validate his views because they argue a bunch and hate each other.
Language barrier means I can't understand the full extent of the argument, but my father has hit my mother because "she was being too unreasonable during an argument and [he] just lost control before" so I'm willing to bet my life he's in the wrong on whatever it is.
>>33452559Depends on how vital my reputation is to my income. Generally getting canceled is not a wise financial move, so I would assume I would care.
>>33452559A lot, because unfortunately people are retarded and they can push retarded things that might affect me.
>>33452563Let’s assume a whole lot of people now hate you or assume you’re a bad person, but you still have a dedicated enough fanbase to provide you stable income
>>33452545>are you22
>are theylate 50s/early 60s
>>33452559I honestly don't care about bring cancelled
No evidence, no problem
I hate celebrity culture and worship, so I think if I was one I'd be as obnoxious and unlikeable as possible. Then you have your haters and your true fans
>>33452559I would have a good PR person and just do what they tell me
>>33452561Then say he is spewing incel bullshit, because this has nothing to do with him having seen it on tt. He could have just as well seen it on instagram or yt or fb. But yeah, he sounds retarded. Divorce incoming.
>>33452569Until you get the people who say “meh, this persons too PR friendly. they’re fake. I want their honest opinion and personality! “
(This does happen, especially in sports lol)
>>33452544There was some disinformation going around a couple months ago that people thought was true just because they saw it on TikTok. I even don’t know how TikTok works.
>>33452566What can even be done about that? Being a public figure always comes with some people hating you. But if the amount keeps increasing, that would be worrisome.
>>33452573A good PR person would align with your personal brand. Not just say boring stuff
>>33452570The same content is posted on all mainstream social medias, I don't think you can have content that's truly tiktok exclusive because it all gets reposted on youtube shorts and instagram reels after
>>33452473Lay down and put 2.5 pl8 ontop of you.
All of my problems in life would be solved if a hot woman made me her slave
Maybe I should act this out anyway and manifest her
The only thing I’d be worried about if I got famous was any old accounts I forgot about being linked back to me.
>>33452577Yeah, which is why I am saying it's retarded to blame tt for this. Blame your dad because there is people that can use sm without falling for this shit. This says more about him than sm.
Would you guys get a sugardaddy/sugar momma who’s 25-30 years older than you? How long would you stay with them? How would you explain this relationship to parents, family, or friends?
How kinky would you be willing to get for them?
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
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any of you anons ever been homeless? any stories
>>33452582>celebrity cancelled for calling somebody a "nigger faggot" on 4chan 10 years ago
>>33452559I could handle people not liking me, in the sense that there's a lot of celebrities that make people think
>Wow that guy is just an assholeI couldn't handle a serious allegation like rape, though. It would drive me insane. Would probably spiral in hedonistic binges to make myself get over it
>>33452587M, unfortunately, no interesting stories it was just really fucking miserable desu
>>33452579I don't understand this mindset. Wouldn't it be much better to have a hot girl who's devoted to you?
>>33452583nta but nah, tiktok's algorithm is powerful enough to lead you into a total echo chamber without you ever realising you're in an echo chamber. Tiktok and tiktok-inspired algorithm traps are a new breed of evil.
>>33452593Self loathing is a strange archon
Why shouldn't I send money to an OF girl?
>>33452592not the static shock images..
how long were you homeless and how are you doing now
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>>33452594My honest reaction
Why do certain societies promote individualism so hard ? Like, why do Americans try to push their children out the house by age 18? Do you guys overrate the “struggle” or something?
>>33452583I wasn't trying to blame the platform, it was context because he said moments ago that he got it from TT. I didn't mean it as if I were above the platform, I spend hours each day mindlessly scrolling through instagram
26m here, studying in a career that can make me a lot of money. I’ve had men compliment my body (it’s ok) but I regularly get this regardless of where I go. I posted my dating app pics on Reddit for some of the women to say I look good, and some other constructive advice.
Why the fok can’t I get any dates irl then ? If I talk to them they’ll look at me like pic related, even some of the male staff in shops do.
Femanons why did you stand-up a man on a date?
>>33452604Yet you worded it in a way where you scoffed about where he got it from, not the content.
>>33452239I could but my libido is high so I'd begrudge missing that one week, could easily lead to breakup.
If you have avoidant attachment, I hope you kill yourself
>anon I have to move b-because I just have to idk where I'll go but I need to move a-and you can't come with you're so clingy!!!
>been together for 4 years
what a waste, glad it's over. Mentally ill cunt
>>33452585>sugar momma who’s 25-30 years older than you?Yes this is literally my dream life
I'd stay with her to her deathbed ofc
Fuck what f a m thinks it's my life
>>33452593No I get nothing out of that. If I wanted a pet I'd get another cat. There's no challenge there and I'd become lazy and complacent most likely. A hot woman whipping me into shape is much more exciting and mutually beneficial
>>33452605>Why the fok can’t I get any dates irl thenWhat are you trying in order to get dates
>>33452603I honestly think it's all part of muh government system to push working, consooooming and boosting GDP
>>33452605Do you ask women for for their phone numbers after having a nice chat?
>>33452587M. Thankfully not. I've been lucky. It could have easily happened if I had been born into slightly worse circumstances with the same fuckup mentality. Could still happen.
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>>33452609Hell is in the rear view
>>33452609She just didn't want to tell you that you suck.
>>33452609Man I feel you.
>>33452605Are you autistic? This happened to me too. I had friends (women) who were attractive think I was serenely a fuckboy. Meanwhile I was a virgin questioning what the fuck they were thinking.
My potential problem was I didn’t approach women (I’ve only seen women approach genuine chads), I sucked at footing (autism), and I had certain tendencies that were off putting like my resting face or tone of voice sometimes seeming dead (autism)
>>33452606I psyched myself out, got too nervous, and bailed.
>>33452603Sense of freedom. People are both individualistic and collectivist, so societies lean one way or another based on things like historical context. I'm not surprised that the country founded relatively recently on the principles of earning your own success and saying fuck you to the nation that tried to rule you is such a way.
>>33452607Okay. I'm sorry I insulted TikTok, anon, don't think it's a point worth arguing.
>>33452617Sucked at flirting*
I can fix BPD
I can fix avoidance
>>33452614I'm the embodiment of heaven on earth
>>33452615I must really stuck if the bitch stuck around for 4 years, fucking retard
>>33452625>fixYou mean feed.
>>33452596Bc she doesn't need it lol
Give the money to a charity or something instead
>>33452609>hope you kill yourselfRude
>>33452617>My potential problem was I didn’t approach womenAnother problem with this ime is a lot of people just assume you're gay or asexual if you're not making moves on women lol
I had the same thing people used to think I'm a fuckboy despite being a virgin... someone guessed my body count as like 30 lol
>>33452627>I'm the embodiment of heaven on earthtype shit that the villain says before launching a laser cannon
>>33452627>stuck around for 4 years She's torn between wanting something better and fearing she can't get it. Apparently thinking being single is better or that she can find someone better won over being with you. She fought a long fight, give credit where credit is due.
>>33452628>>33452626Yes, unironically. I'm extremely confident in my abilities
>>33452633You are a foolish, foolish little guy.
>>33452067I'm suspicious of it even being a real thing desu.
>>33452173F
Right-leaning but desu I think most people are morons
>>33452176Probably she just felt like you guys didn't click. Or like the other anon said she might text back soon.
>>33452207What exactly do you do all day anon?
>>33452392No
>>33452520>Not bothering to text you back means they don't see you as human?All of their actions together leave this impression.
>So she told you beforehand?You don't think it means anything that she thought that was acceptable behavior?
>The bar is not highIt's in the stratosphere.
>Better to be single than in a relationship with someone who you're not truly into You can be into a lot of people even if they're not your fairytale prince. But that would require being an adult, which is something women are not and cannot be.
>>33452598You're very sweet anon
Yeah that static shock ep resonated with me, especially the part where she's like people just look through you like you don't exist
I wasn't for too long thankfully (after that I was couchsurfing for half a year and have a room now). I'm doing OK now thank you, mental health still not the best but very very grateful to have a roof over my head. Once you've been homeless you never take having somewhere to live for granted again
>>33452635I believe in happy endings
>>33452633Last time you just claimed you can teach me how to love, but refused to elaborate how. Not a good way to get me to think you actually can.
>>33452629>assume you're gay Yep. This happens. Funny enough one of my exes got with me that way. She approached me through a friend thinking I was gay, and then when she found out I wasn’t, we started talking.
>>33452636>What exactly do you do all day anonI'm a loser too but I at least do stuff around the house when I'm not at work and have hobbies like music, I spend little time consoooming media
Not that it makes me superior or whatever, I just don't understand how these people don't get bored
Like I'll go downstairs for the first time all day (tfw haven't eaten today and nearly 9pm lol) and just start washing up all their stuff in the kitchen
They were there when I came in at 10 this morning and are still there now 11 hours later still watching TV
All in favor of grinding QT into a fine pate and feeding him to pigs, say aye.
>>33452610I’m waiting for iois, last time in real life a girl sent some kissy face emojis on ig of a post I made on stories with us and a few people. I got her number from there invited her out and she made some excuses after a while, but I was autist in real life
>>33452611I get responses that let me know what the answer would be if I asked
>>33452617Same actually with the voice and resting face, I’ve tried to change this though with smiling, I approached but can’t tell if some girls liked me or just wanted to be friends.
>>33452567Eh, par for the course probably.
I wouldn't know, mine are divorced.
>>33452648There's much worse posters than him.
>>33452637>she thought that was acceptable behavior?What's wrong with it? There are probably some cucks into that kek
>It's in the stratosphereIs it? Because I know complete losers IRL with pretty gfs
>leave this impressionWhat do they see you as then if not human? An alien?
>that would require being an adult, which is something women are not and cannot beWomen are children because they don't want to date everyone and always be in a relationship? Bruh
>>33452479>I just forced myself to be more social in my last year of collegeI did this in first year but still ended up empty.
>>33452645>one of my exesWell at least you've had relationship lol
I never had a proper girlfriend so everyone just assumed I must be gay
Funny story tho bro
>>33452631If the laser cannon destroys all of india, does that make me a villian?
>>33452632Welp she'll be in for a RUDE awakening after a couple years of adventuring when she realizes that I was and still am the greatest thing that ever happened to her and that my "flaws" (which are so fucking nitpicky that I'd sound insane if I typed them out). She'll try to run back to me
>>33452641I’m sure you do, but you have no idea what you’re talking about.
How do I find out if my friends are open to the idea of friends with benefits?
>>33452661>my "flaws" (which are so fucking nitpicky that I'd sound insane if I typed them out)Sounds like the main issue might have been your arrogance.
>>33452666If you're a chick and they're a dude then the answer is yes.
If you're a dude and they're a chick then the answer is probably no.
>>33452479>This is why normalfags have relationships and sex and losers like us don'twhat if i face rejection wherever I go?
>>33452670I’m a dude. But it sounds alien. I feel like ts easier to get 5 random hookups than it is to get 1 friends with benefits
>>33452648Haters gonna hate bro
Also why would you abuse animals like this
>>33452657RIP, sorry to hear it
Yeah my first year also started off good and was pretty shit by the end. I still had friends but didn't date or anything
A lot of it is just being in the right place at the right time desu, hence the whole creating opportunities thing and maybe one day you get lucky
I only slept over with one girl in first year iirc. She was supposed to be moving into our apartment but they changed the rooms round at the last minute. I helped her go shopping for stuff at IKEA and got her IKEA meatballs, then ended up sleeping with her that night kek. Maybe that's ENTJ's trick, he feeds his gf IKEA meatballs so she's brainwashed into liking him
>>33452661Doo not redeem the cannon sir
>american living abroad
>trying dating apps
>an app in this country specifically does not have people post selfies in profile
>talking with women, able to keep up, have a two way conversation, able to make humor even through second language
>women post selfies, theyre even hotter than anticipated
>post selfie in return
>ghosted
women, how do I become more attractive so I don't have ladies around the world running for their lives upon seeing my face?
if i gift a necklace from my fav vid game char to my new wife will she think less of me when she finds out?
i plan on swapping the packaging so she doesnt know it is from a game. pic related
https://www.ebay.com/itm/305804151423
>>33452660Have you ever been approached in real life?
If you have, whenever you get a compliment, pursue that women.
>>33452682How would we know without seeing a pic of you? Generally being healthy and having fun being alive helps.
>>33452668It's not arrogance, I've always been open to criticism and I've made lots of changes over the years. I've grown a lot with her. The issue is that she saw this one specific flaw as a non negotiable and something that was fundamental to my being that could not be changed
>>33452655>What's wrong with it?What's wrong with using people like wallets? Are you serious?
>I know complete losers IRL with pretty girlsLike yourself? Yes, you can manipulate people. Very impressive.
>What do they see you as then if not human?I already said. Women see most men as wallets or manual labor, if they see us at all.
>because they don't want to date everyone and always be in a relationshipNo, because they'd rather reject guys who would be great for them over and over into their 30s while holding out for "true love" with an idealized guy in their heads that doesn't exist irl.
>>33452683Are you hiding that you play videogames from her like it's some sort of superhero secret identity shit? Who cares.
>>33452666Be friends/go out with slutty girls, talk about sex stuff, ask
One hot friend of mine proposed being fwb once
>>33452685Yes most girls I dated in the past approached me cause I'm shy
>whenever you get a compliment, pursue that womenBut most MILFs are taken
>>33452606>Femanons why did you stand-up a man on a date?I matched with him 8 months prior. The conversation fizzled out, so we never ended up meeting. When I un-paused my account, he immediately messaged me again. Chat fizzles out again. He practically begs me for a date. I talk a lot about being anti-social and not in a good headspace. I ignore his messages on the day of the date. HE decides to still go to the venue anyway...
I think I subconsciously stood him up because I was never really enthusiastic to begin with, and he pestered me into agreeing.
>>33452688Sometimes that's true. I suppose you won't say what that flaw is? Also, I doubt it was just one thing, it sounds more like thats what you are hanging it up on now to feel righteous in your outrage that THIS is why she threw four years away. I'm sure if we could ask her for her honest explanation it would sound very different.
>>33452693That’s the thing though, I don’t know if any of my friends are “slutty”. I know when there’s a dude they’re interested in dating but that isn’t really slutty.
Men,
Assuming you're with a girl, how long does it take for you to go from soft to fully hard? I always thought it took a few minutes but I saw a video of a dude getting a boner in public and it seemed nearly instantaneous.
>inb4 I'm a virgin
Imagine
>>33452677What are you like? I was an awkward nerd my entire life but I feel like this personality type is not at all conducive to what you are describing.
>>33452596Because you don't love her, you just want permission to jerk off and not be shamed for wasting your seed.
>>33452699This is something you could find out yourself.
>>33452699Depends on how much energy I have. Sometimes if she’s talking to me I’ll get a boner. If she even presses up against me I’m rock hard. Some days it’s not until we’re doing the deed.
>>33452699Like 10 seconds, might be more or less depending on how exciting things are.
>>33452609Put her on the mic
>>33452690>Like yourselfNo lol, I'm single and don't have the ability to manipulate anyone
>What's wrong with using people like walletsI mean it's a bit trashy but if the guy's happy paying for the meal and not having sex or whatever then it's not a crime
>Women see most men as wallets or manual laborHot if true but that feels very reductionistic
>they'd rather reject guys who would be great for them over and over into their 30s while holding out for "true love"What's wrong with this? They might still be figuring things out in their 20s and enjoying being single
>>33452683Depends if she's a gamer
Epic gamer moment tho
>>33452695>HE decides to still go to the venue anyway...That's on him then lol, he should've been like "I assume that the date is off, let me know if you change your mind"
>>33452698>don’t know if any of my friends are “slutty”Make more friends then bc a lot of extroverted slutty girls are not shy about it lol
They would literally talk about fucking and stuff they liked doing in bed while we were hanging out
>>33452700>I was an awkward nerd my entire lifeSame
I still am desu
I just try to act more normal and bubbly sometimes
>>33452712We can only pray that you are killed in the upcoming British civil war.
>>33452699Pretty quickly. A few seconds.
Imagine sitting in your living room with your girlfriend after lunch and you serve a good cup of coffee and listen to some great music and start having great a conversations and then end up cuddling on the couch while watching a good movie.
Average woman loves average man!
>>33452716I hope I get taken prisoner by hot female soldiers
>>33452712>Same>I still am desuOh ok I thought you were some sort of normie by the way you wrote your query.
Game show idea:
5 smoking hot BPD foids competing to date one super attractive but uninterested and emotionally unavailable guy.
WOMEN:
If your boyfriend were to bring up prostate stimulation, would you immediately lose all attraction to him?
>>33452699I can get a semi hard on if average woman looks into my eyes and smiles
>>33452724They will just suck his dick in turns like they do on tinder daily
>>33452719Sounds boring to be honest.
>>33452719Man I wish I could have gmfood and coffee rn but I don't want to interact with my roommates
>>33452723>thought you were some sort of normieI'm really not lol, I'm adhd/bipolar and probably autistic
I can LARP as a normie well enough in general situations but I used to be really weird
I'm almost a wizard, I don't understand dating and women
>>33452686>How would we know without seeing a pic of you?Yeah fair enough, I don't really wanna post a selfie here either. Any advice on how to take a better/more flattering picture would be greatly helpful.
>>33452725>If your boyfriend were to bring up prostate stimulation, would you immediately lose all attraction to him?Yes. It has happened before, unfortunately.
>>33452733Just google it man. There us like a million guides.
>>33452729It’s a game show. The man is in on it. He won’t do anything to jeopardise the entertainment value. Duh
He will instigate drama obviously and he will pretend to be super serious about the format of the show
I have to ask. Do you think this sexual behavior of hers indicates that she is mentally ill in the brain?
>>33452723Anyway my point I was trying to make is that you can still have some small successes even if you're a weirdo, if you make an effort and are kind to people and fun enough to be around. And there are all kinds of funko pop collecting autistic nerds with wives and kids
>>33452739Depends on what sexual behavior.
>>33452734YOU had a boyfriend? How
>>33452736I'm asking /here/, not google. What are things that women here typically do to look better in photos (hard mode: no photoshop)
>>33452730it's pretty comfy
When I go to a penis massage parlor in a country where that behavior is legal and above board, how do I know the masseusse I'm seeing is there willingly and hasn't been trafficked or coerced into the professional jacker-offer business?
>>33452697>I suppose you won't say what that flaw is?She said that sometimes she'll tell me something and I'll just sit there for too long to think of something to say back but it's because it's some thought provoking question so I want to think about it for a sec (like 15-20 seconds usually). That was her non negotiable
>I'm sure if we could ask her for her honest explanation it would sound very different.Maybe but what else did I need to be? I was her therapist, I paid for 80% of the things we did, I planned our dates as much as she did. Her love language is quality time together and gift giving so I would spend my entire saturday with her doing fun stuff and enjoying each other's company and I'd spontaneously give her gifts from time to time or make her a little love note. She met my family, I occasionally cooked for her, I'd clean up after dinner when we'd have dinner at her parent's house. We had the same sense of humor and similar sensibilities in the media we consumed. We both enjoyed the fish keeping hobby. She said I have a big dick and would scream when I'd be pounding her. Like what else do I need to be?
>>33452746ask them for the penis weenis license
Question for guys:
I started talking to a guy that posted on soc who's in the same state as me. He did not put in his post he had a girlfriend, and kind of dropped it after we talked casually. Is this a guy looking to cheat? He is incredibly responsive and keeps chatting with me. I feel really uncomfortable but I also wonder if he made up the gf since some guys do that to seem more appealing and also because I'm non-white. He has been responding pretty much instantly since we traded pictures. what do? I have 0 interest in homewrecking and want to know what to make of this scenario
>wants a tradwife
>insists on splitting the bill
Why?
It's very eye opening realising that the reason why women are "sick of the dating market" is simply that only like 15% of men are 6' or taller.
>>33452724I would rather go on a game show where 5 smoking hot BPD foids bully me until I cry
>>33452746>how do I know the masseusse I'm seeing is there willingly and hasn't been trafficked or coercedYou don't, that's why prostitution is le bad
>>33452748Bro she's not coming back, no use fretting and trying to find an explanation
I have five siblings, four women and one man. The man, my youngest sibling, used to regularly pester me for sexual favors when we were young and he was a teenager.
He dropped it and we're on good terms now but it's still kind of weird. How do I resolve my feelings about this? He let it go ever since he got a wife and two daughters, but he also keeps a framed photo of me and him together in his home office bathroom where his face and mine are uncomfortably close and it looks like he's leaning in to kiss me.
>>33452754I'd ask him if he was being serious about having a gf, and what he's looking for
Sounds pretty sus though that he specifically sought out to find and message a girl online all the time while having a gf
>>33452744I don't take any pics unless I feel attractive. Trying to take pics if you don't feel it us never going to go well. If you never feel attractive then just forget trying to take good pics and work on that first.
>>33452721It will be Pakis and they will behead you in the street.
>>33452754He’s probably just too embarrassed to admit he’s single all things considered. The instant replying is a good giveaway. But holy fuck don’t sleep with a man from 4chan. This WILL be your rock bottom experience
>>33452756Wait until you hear their expectations about income and looks
>>33452358In the garbage can
>>33452741She sent me an unsolicited pussy pic and made a random comment on one of my insta stories asking how fast men like to have their penises jacked off
Have you ever had a mail order husband?
>>33452769You wouldn't let him cum on/in you ):
>>33452763I'd rather they not
>>33452748Last time you told a very different story about how you could not make her feel like you chose her or how she isn't a burden. And I would also assume that the fact the relationship hasn't progressed to the next step after four years made her feel like she is wasting her precious time as a young woman on a man that's not very enthusiastic about her. Usually if a man thinks he made a good catch, he'll try to not waste much time to put a ring on it.
But I'm sure she is moving away just because you took a bit too long to answer. I'm sure that's not just what you boil it down to to feel like she's just a dumb cunt and you did nothing wrong. Everyone copes in their own way I suppose.
>>3345269910 seconds or less max I would say. A few minutes is a pretty long time.
>>33452755I do that for the first date if I didn't already know the girl. There are too many bad actors these days and it shows she has at least some level of interest in pursuing a relationship.
>>33452770Yeah that sounds like mental illness.
F, my male friend once confessed to me that his mom used to rent out his butt to adult men to fuck and that she would film it and sell them the tapes.
Is this a normal way of how men are raised compared to women? Does it explain average male psychology?
>>33452760I did ask more about that and it was something about distance and money
>>33452764>don't sleep with a man from 4chanI did with one for years, you're right it was terrible LMAO
>>33452754Not a guy. It would have ideal for him to have been clear from the beginning that he had a girlfriend. Why don't you ask him if his girlfriend would be comfortable him talking to you?
>>33452779>is it normal for guys to be sex trafficked as children by their parent(s)?No.
>>33452779Didn't happen to me, but that sounds like typical foid behavior.
>>33452771No but I wish a woman bought me as her slave
>>33452770She wants the D
>>33452778Maybe she's manic or something
>>33452779>Is this a normal way of how men are raisedNein
>you're right it was terrible LMAOBruh...
>>33452779It's not normal and has nothing to do with gender put unfortunately yeah, most CP is produced by the parents themselves. Shitting out kids to used for prostitution and CP production is by far the cheapest and easiest way to get your hands on kids to exploit and abuse. It's probably much more common than people are aware.
>>33452779I feel like this is probably rage bait because the answer is so obvious I can’t imagine you don’t know it.
>>33452724>but uninterested and emotionally unavailable guy.Fancy for retard and autistic.
>>33452777You're filtering for liberal women though, gl with that.
>>33452783So you're saying it's normal for this to happen to women? Because that's what I'm getting from your post.
Is it a bad sign that a girl isn't sending snaps of her face while sparsely texting but will tolerate stuff like dick pics and dirty pickup lines?
>>33452793(NTA) I would argue, liberal women are MUCH more likely to use a man for a free meal.
>>33452796Maybe she's just shy
Have you met her?
>>33452779M
didn't get molested as a kid but had plenty of HR ladies throw my complaints about being groped out. Women are bad people.
>>33452793Low trust society, please understand.
>>33452795>So you're saying it's normal for this to happen to womenNo.
>tfw wait til the coast is clear and go to the bathroom
>tfw immediately after someone else tries to use the bathroom
Bruh
I hate living with other people and being poor
>>33452775>Last time you told a very different story about how you could not make her feel like you chose her or how she isn't a burdenThose were my assumptions. We met up again and she told me the actual reason
>And I would also assume that the fact the relationship hasn't progressed to the next step after four years made her feel like she is wasting her precious timeSHE didn't want it to progress. This is typical avoidant behavior. I fucking asked her several times if she wanted to move in together, she said no, that she wasn't ready. She would complain about living at home with her parents but she'd still say no to moving in together. Hell, she even said she wanted to live on her own first and that we needed to move in together before getting married, which is sensible. Again, what could I improve?
>>33452779Cheapest possible ragebait
>>33452797Liberal women have better taste in food. They will usually pick something like an Indian buffet serving vindaloo and steamed jasmine rice whereas conservative women will choose something fucking stupid like a steakhouse with nearly inedible charred pork ribs covered in overly sugary BBQ sauce.
>>33452807>conservative women will choose something fucking stupid like a steakhouse with nearly inedible charred pork ribs covered in overly sugary BBQ sauceReally? I love conservative women now
>>33452807This has nothing to do with my point.
State gender
Do you use any other imageboard?
>>33452803>Be a slightly obese and fruity looking autistic cis guy with a high pitched voice due to the autism>Singing gay Disco songs to myself all fruity while trying to use the men's bathroom>Get mistaken by a woman by some dummy guy>"Hey, you! That's the wrong bathroom! I don't want you trans gender faggots pissing there!" >Tell him to fuck himself and go take a piss anyway
>>33452812I use Bin-Laden Chan
>>33452804I don't know her or you or your situation. I only know the stuff you say here. If what you are saying is true then she is indeed very mentally ill and then that's the reason for the breakup and not you taking too long to respond. Instead of making this about how unreasonable she is for throwing everything away over something laughable, be realistic and honest about the fact that she broke up because she is not mentally stable enough to be in a relationship and thats a valid reason to break up.
>>33452807>liberal women have better taste in foodIf you like Indian food or vegan crap sure. Conservative women are so far beyond liberal women's palette that this entire debate is retarded, it's like claiming the Norwegians have spicier food than Mexicans, just on its face it's a stupid statement.
>>33452796Is she black? Black girls always want dick pics lol
I prefer doing videocalls with them tho
>>33452812F, no, I don't even know of any others.
>>33452798We matched last night so no we haven't. I wonder if she's just bored and is looking for attention on Tinder. She doesn't look like the typical kind of girl I hook up with
>>33452814>>Tell him to fuck himself and go take a piss anywayLol based
>I don't want you trans gender faggots pissing thereImagine being so insecure in your masculinity that you think liking disco music makes you gay
Bro is probably deep in the closet
>>33452820OK well do you find her attractive? What are you looking for? What's your usual type lol
As a man who has been raped up the ass and enjoyed it, I sometimes wonder why women don't enjoy getting raped in the pussy
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Being one of those men that’s “invisible” to women has been a bit of a rigmarole emotionally, but in terms of character development and self discovery it hasn’t been all that bad.
Also, when you know you’ve got a bad hand you can still prevail in the poker game. You just have to use a different strategy.
>>33452823Because not everyone has a humiliation fetish.
>>33452812M, yes I LARP as a woman on Crystal Cafe
>>33452824Are you visible now
>>33452823You're a wrongun
>>33452824Over half the time the reason you are invisible to women is one of two things, either they think you're sexually creepy or they think you are a gay homosexualist. Figure out which before you try to change things up. On your end though the problem is just that you are absolute shit at communicating your wants and needs, and you need to not be.
>>33452829He probably just means that he doesn't get attention from/approached by woman IRL
>>33452812M
No im too lazy to find another shithole to waste my time on
Women, can you tell when a man accidentally comes off as sexually creepy or sexually weird without intending to be due to the autism or social awkwardness, versus when a man is actually a credibly threatening sex pest?
>>33452829Wrong, most of the time the reason you're invisible is because your personality is not one that draws attention or makes people want to care about you.
>>33452824>Also, when you know you’ve got a bad hand you can still prevail in the poker game. You just have to use a different strategy.lol why are we comparing life to a poker game now. this is a terrible analogy but i will bite, whats your strat
>>33452835And the two reasons for this are either that women think you are sexually creepy against women, or they think you are fruity for men.
It's always, always one or the other of those two.
>>33452828NTA
But I just lie to bitches about almost everything lol
>>33452843Or maybe he's just ugly lol
I used to get a lot more attention back in the day when I looked half decent
>>33452823As a man who was ass raped and is honestly indifferent I'm perplexed about how women center their identities around this, like getting my wisdom teeth removed was worse than getting raped and in the aftermath everyone's just trying to force you to be upset and it's just like... well, that sucked, but anyway...
>>33452817>Conservative women exclusively eat McDonald's and Burger King every day >Superior to liberal women who know the best Thai, Indian, and Greek restaurants in townTell me you are mentally deficient without telling me. Oh, wait, you just told me.
>>33452838If you come off as sexually creepy then it's because you are sexually creepy. There is no grey zone.
>>33452827Nah. But I’ve gotten a lot better at conversation since I started working on it. My favourite trick is to subtly pick up on something that a person is interested in without flat out asking. And once you’ve figured it out you bring it up in conversation as if it’s something that organically interests you. This at least gets them talking. And the more they do talk the more you can tell about them, so you don’t have to risk alienating them with your autism.
>>33452828See above
>>33452829It’s definitely the creepy thing. Well, I don’t know if it is because nobody has ever accused me of being creepy or gay. But if I was a betting man I’d bet on creepy.
>>33452838Yes. The sex pests are "Chad" - they're more effective in a very socially calculated and narcissistic way. I like the autistic sexually weird guys probably because I'm a bit weird and unfiltered too so it just feels like a normal conversation to me.
>>33452838If he's attractive, he's not creepy. If he's unattractive, he's creepy. Has nothing to do with his behavior.
>>33452845The fucked up thing is I get the most attention from women when they think I'm broken, anxious, or depressed and want to heal me. It's kind of fucky, they ignore me when I've got my shit together.
>>33452852>the more they do talk the more you can tell about them, so you don’t have to risk alienating them with your autismYeah this is why I like extroverted yapper girls
>>33452858Wounded dog syndrome lol
Eh can't say I can relate. I only got attention when I was outgoing and fun
>>33452857Moid hands
>>33452841The point of the analogy wasn’t “life is just like poker!” in a broad sense.
What I’m trying to say is that when you know what you have to work with isn’t the greatest, you just have to keep that in mind and adapt. I know I’m not that good looking. Average face and average height. So I know I can’t rely on that too much
>>33452836I like to travel so I prefer to waste my time on physical, meatspace shithole towns.
Why do you have so many fleas, lice, and tics? Have you ever stopped to think about what behaviours of yours may have caused such an infestation?
>>33452849>Thainope
>Greeknope
>Indianthere you go, they eat the vindapoo daily and think it's so spicy. Meanwhile Tammy is in her trailer park with her fucking carolina reapers looking to torture her boyfriend.
>>33452862Yes I'm a moid, but what I said is accurate.
>>33452824What do you mean, invisible? How do they treat you?
>>33452867Stop projecting you furry.
>>33452867Yes, I do some wresting with your mother
ignoring this girl i met because i suspect she has bpd even tho i have no proof, just leaving her dms unread
how am i doing anons?
>>33452872Like I don't deserve to get my pee pee tongue-groomed and hand-tugged. i am punished through the deprivation of such loving acts to my penis.
>>33452875Enjoy your boring existence.
>tfw got a girl's number last night at the club who's frankly out of my league
>tfw dyed red and black hair
>septum piercing
>heavy makeup
>cross necklace and choker
>red nails
>whatsapp pic taken with polaroid camera
>shoulderless top with black bra straps
She's gonna ruin my life brehs
>>33452872Well they don’t really treat me any sort of way. I’m just background noise to them. Since I started university I’d genuinely say that I’ve initiated 90% of my interactions with women. The exception to this is women I’ve met through my friends who know me. But even that isn’t anything abnormal, just the standard “hello, how are you” pleasantries.
There is one girl who I’m always excited to see and is always happy to see me. But the thing is I see her so rarely. She’s like a rare treat for me.
>>33452880enjoy getting stalked and falsely accused of abuse lol
>>33452882buckle up and enjoy the ride
How would you feel if you found out that during your girlfriend's volunteer hours she was jacking off and sucking off elderly dementia patients in her care who had no idea what the fuck was going on?
>>33452885Better than your sad beige saturdays.
If femanon could see what I wore for my evening run I think she would have called me a slut.
>>33452867>fleasapartment living lol
>licegot close to someone with lice, don't know how you even get them honestly just use the shampoo
>ticksI live in the middle of nowhere and I've had exactly 1 tick in the house in 20 years.
>>33452887You are sick in the head, JH.
>>33452889Men should not have an ass.
>>33452887Retarded question but I’d dump her the moment I found out. Might even call her boss to get her fired.
>>33452882She could fix me
>>33452888to each his own lad
>>33452888I am wearing a beige suit, but with the zipper down so I can wear a leather codpiece over my penis. I'm thinking of going out in public wearing it because I think it technically doesn't violate indecent exposure laws. And it would be a great conversation piece when I go to buy a bottle of Dr. Pepper at the Circle K.
How do I ensure I get a loving gf and not one who wasted her 20s partying and fucking around and now realizes the clock is ticking before she loses all of her per-marital value?
>>33452887Ew.
Wasn't there a movie about something like this? IIRC the main character was conceived by his femcel nurse mom raping a coma patient.
>>33452902That was a funny book. I liked the part where a bunch of guys rape a girl and then cut her tongue out so she can't tell. Did they forget about writing or what?
>>33452900Figure it out yourself
>>33452897anon needs self restraint to not do it, so the beige life clearly isn't actually his
>>33452900Be the kind of man that woman would want.
>>33452892Not sure if you mean by that that ass makes a man more slutty or less. But I should probably add glutes to my workout routine; would make sitting more comfortable.
>>33452719that would be nice
>feeling ok
>see a photo of myself
>day ruined, want to die
>>33452910That's only useful if women don't ignore you anyway
>>33452883That is how men treat me and it isn't any different from what my average friends get. I've never thought I was invisible, people just got their own shit going on and they're not going to drop everything and court and kowtow to some random girl because why would they?
People generally aren't happy to see you unless you put forth that effort yourself (regardless of gender and whether it's platonic or romantic) and show interest and treat them well. I know I tried with several guys until one responded with similar enthusiasm
>>33452910Terrible advice. Women have no idea what they want.
>>33452913>>33452912It makes a man look like a faggot that wants to get on all fours and present his anus to a hairy fat man.
>>33452905I only saw the movie once a very long time ago. I never read the book. It seems even more horrible.
>>33452900>who wasted her 20s partying and fucking aroundAnon, this is called living. What, you think you'll ever have opportunity for this again? You think your life will be better when you have the responsibility of caring for a family?
>>33452925I only read the book, so idk what was or wasn't in the movie but I did like other john irving books.
>>33452922I'm sure you'd like that.
>>33452882Ever heard of a flash-burn?
It’s going to be a glorious week or two, then it will end dramatically and you’ll carry the trauma with you for the rest of your life. Enjoy
>>33452929No, it's disgusting.
>>33452924No, I'm afraid I don't. My day to day interactions don't really encourage it.
>>33452930Where do I sign up?
>>33452905This was also the plot of Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, except in that it was portrayed as far less funny.
>>33452934Sorry to hear that.
>>33452924We're just being realistic.
>>33452838I also tend to make suggestive jokes/comments at bad times so when a man is as noticeably autistic as me I recognize it and don't make a fuss. men who are genuine sex pests are easy to pick out in a crowd and avoid
>>33452936Did they also completely forget the fact people can write?
>>33452720The fuck she does.
>>33452920> People generally aren't happy to see you unless you put forth that effort yourself (regardless of gender and whether it's platonic or romantic) and show interest and treat them well. I know I tried with several guys until one responded with similar enthusiasmI have also tried with several girls and I wish I could tell you that a single one responded with any level of enthusiasm.
I mean, as I mentioned previously, there is one girl but I only see her once a semester practically and I have no idea what her thoughts are. I’m really not sure how to ask such a question without making things awkward kek. I’ll have to figure out something soon before I graduate
>>33452936A girl not knowing how to write was a bit more believable in the 16th century.
>>33452720They do not. They hate average men.
>>33452935You can’t make this happen. This sorta thing happens to you. Big difference
>>33452945In Titus Andronicus the bad guys cut off their rape victim's hands as well as tongue. Her father finds out, kills them, and serves their remains in a pair of pies to their mother who encouraged their behavior.
>>33452950Nta but why not just kill her at that point.
>>33452951Then fuck off. No one's forcing you to be here.
>>33452948Making an effort means making an excuse to see her lad. At least get her number or socials or something.
>>33452910How do I become black and 6'4"?
>>33452954How do I increase the odds?
>>33452961I came here to laugh at you
If children were brought into the world by an act of pure reason alone, would the human race continue to exist? Would not a man rather have so much sympathy with the coming generation as to spare it the burden of existence, or at any rate not take it upon himself to impose that burden upon it in cold blood?
>>33452964Touch it's genitals.
>>33452699It can take anything from seconds to never, depending on circumstances.
But yeah, biomechanically a penis can grow erect in like ten seconds.
>>33452951If we do literally anything beyond being NPCs irl we get the cops called on us, what the fuck do you expect? A woman could literally run naked down the street with zero legal impact, meanwhile I can't take my kids to the park without some fatass calling the cops.
>>33452807Hopefully conservative women also pick KFC.
>>33452966We know. It's boring, honestly.
>>33452968The people that have kids are either too retarded to think it through or the rare exception of people for which life is actually an enjoyable experience they wish others to have too.
>>33452972No, that's more Afro-American women territory.
>>33452971>mans idea of not being boring is public indecency adds up
>>33452962Yeah things are funny like that I guess. Every women I’ve mad an effort with has turned me down real quick, but the one who I befriended by complete accident and barely see is super cool.
I really need to NOT blunder this. Now that I’ve actually typed this out and I can clearly see how close I am to doing so, I’ll have to try harder. For myself
>>33452965Bee social!
It’s been said a million times, you have to be where people are and talk to them.
>>33452933Well, I don't have much of an ass. Very sexy legs though.
>>33452968is this the most based quote of all time?
>>33452926I just don't want to be with someone who is incapable of taking care of themselves or who spent so much time dulling their emotions that if there's any kind of trouble in their life, they turn into a literal child because they don't know how to healthily cope with reality
Women if your bf was a hentai artist, would you let him use your vagina as reference?
>>33452977Then chick-fil-a although between the 2 I prefer KFC
>>33452985he wouldn't have a gf
>>33452981Men can have sexy face, arms, stomach, chest, shoulders, dick. Anything lower than that on a man should never be associated with being sexy.
>>33452985Why would I date a pedo
>>33452951>>33452966Just fucking leave us alone.
>>33452990You're a strange one.
>>33452963What women do you think want that?
>>33452978it's hyperbole you vapid cunt, you have no idea how frustrating it is to be reading some random news article on your phone and then be accosted by fat women for taking your kids to some public place, and they're always fat, it's like once a woman crosses 30% bodyfat she's incapable of conceiving of a "dad"
>>33452720>pic related>average On what planet?
>>33452997Because dads should be at work during the day on week days you little femboy.
>>33452968Luckily, we are not creatures of pure reason and even those who deem themselves denying the will to life out of rational compassion are more often than not ressentiment driven, mad at the world for their inability to act on the impulses that torment them rather than having become their serene masters.
>>33452757Post more best fish.
How true would you say this is?
Either sex.
>>33452995I hear that surprisingly often. I think it's not true. I might just be more honest.
>>33453002Fat hands typed this post
>>33453002It's Sunday retard.
>>33453006F
Seems about right
>>33453009He didn't say this happened today idiot.
>>33453008Pegging enthusiast locked in a chastity cage hands typed this post.
>>33453013Put the burger down sweetheart. You’re getting grease all over your keyboard.
>>33453009It was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
>>33453007>I might just be more honest.Nah, you just have weird opinions and chains of association.
>>33453016I'm sure your dad is trying his best to not show his disappointment at every family gathering when he sees you.
>>33453006M
None of them are usually that extreme but yeah basically.
>>33453006Now post the equivalent male designs.
>>33453019I never met a sane woman that thought male ass and legs are sexy. Let alone feet. The only ones that would say that are some porn damaged coomers that have a thing for men acting like gay sluts. Like JH.
>>33453020Not that you could relate. Living in the sewer is a step up from the trailer park that your parents raised you in. You couldn’t disappoint them if you tried
>>33453026Do something faggot
>>33453027>feed into my spastic moods No thanks, do better
>rage bait hours
What a shame, there were some good questions and answers being posted today.
>>33451911 (OP)1. m or f
2. what does confidence look like to you in the other sex?
3. " " in the same sex?
Moids: I think male pride is already a ridiculous and laughable thing to be quote honest
However, when men who look like twigs try to assert their manhood, I find it even more laughable, because at least a guy who can throw a punch mayyyyyyyyyybe you can understand where that ego is coming from, but a guy who looks like a lesbian yelling at me or being angry because I'm not blindly following his commands (they're commands not suggestions because he doesn't think I should have a say due to my ovaries) I can help but laugh
Fair or not?
>>33453024Does your wife know you post here instead of meal prepping, going to pilates and shaving your ass?
>>33453006I don't think male-centric designs necessarily represent the centre. Men are very varied in their tastes, so you'll find all kinds of designs, from princess-like in flowery dresses, being aristocratically slender, to the more pornographic one in the centre - and everything in-between - especially if we look at Asian media. In fact, I wouldn't even be surprised if the majority of men preferred the design on the left.
>>33453029You were the one complaining about being bored
>>33453034I hope you have tumors in your ovaries.
>>33453023>I never met a sane woman that thought male ass and legs are sexy.Well in that case I can safely continue wearing mid-thigh compression tights and ankle socks for my jogging round.
>>33452891>>33453023Why are you fags so obsessed with me that you feel the need to bring me up even when I haven't been posting all weekend? And also you're lying, I don't have a thing for guy butts or guy legs. I like arms and backs.
>>33453034Nothing to do with being skinny. Being an attractive and desirable man certainly makes your arrogance have more weight, yes. The same is true for women though.
>>33453039i hope you get brain cancer
>>33453041You should fuck off again. It wasn't better with you gone, but you should still fuck off.
>>33453033overrated as movie
>>33453040Sure. Just make carry a pepper spray with you. Or are you asking for it on purpose?
>>33453006>femaleNah, looks like overdesigned gacha shit for 13 year olds
>maleTrue, men worship whores
>SJWLooks more like animation budget constraints, what fantasy franchise looks like that?
>>33453044I probably will if I keep talking to foids.
>>33453045I don't have a date today, so I have time to post in between some housework. You're stuck with me either way.
>>33453034Why the fuck is trying to order you around? And if they are, it's probably because they have institutional power backing them up, not muscles.
>>33453041So did you end up finally fucking that guy?
Also, if you haven't been posting, how come you show up the second you are mentioned? Do you also have notifications on for when someone posts your name like exhib? Pathetic lol.
>>33453047Nobody's going to do anything.
>>33453060You should write should that in your diary.
>>33453032Not really, it's been a slow and boring day.
>>33453006>>33453037Yeah the one on the left is a bit overdesigned but I like it better than the one in the middle.
>>33453054Anon, this isn't something men notice, but women do. Maaaany men think that by virtue of being men they always know better about anything and that you being a woman should comply. And worse: these men don't just do that to their gfs or women... they do that random women they interact with. You talk to them and there's something inside them that makes them want to make you submit if you have xx chromosomes
>>33453032Cry harder please.
>>33453038Because I’ve seen this episode before
>>33453065This isn't true at all, but it should be.
>>33453070Bitter people being bitter, wow…
>>33453056No, I didn't. You are probs thinking of the guy I already said I don't plan on seeing anymore.
And no, you think I could figure out how to do that even if I wanted to? If you spam shit about me every day, it's unavoidable that I come in to post and see it.
>>33453006M
Left appeals to me too, the witcher was like that
Where's a place that women don't mind being approached in and will allow us to get to know each other a little better? I don't have any friends so parties are out of the question for me, maybe I should start with making some friends, idk. I was thinking a concert but I'm open to suggestions (pls don't say clubs or bars, I've tried, it sucked). If I mention my stats here, everyone will say that it's easy but I seriously struggle with communication
>>33453065NTA but I've experienced the opposite all my life, probably because I'm more quiet and less authoritarian, but women at my work always tell me to stop doing what I'm doing so they can work and never pay attention to any suggestion I make.
>>33453072So you stopped seeing the guy you went on a few dates? Why? This is a new guy then?
>>33453071Welcome to life
>>33453065Well, if you say so...
>>33453075just say your stats
>>33453075Here's the thing, you can approach anywhere if you're attractive, but if not then there isn't a place to do this where it won't be considered creepy and borderline sexual harassment.
>>33453068It isn't true in your experience, but it is, especially men who believe in tradition gender roles.
See, anon, in different interactions in life, there are power dynamics too. You mightn notice them in friend groups for eg, where one friend might wield more power than others, and others are aware of their ranking. So when it comes to interacting with women, these men become extra sensitive of these power dynamics an try hard to establish dominance over the woman they're talking to. Call it insecurity, male ego... Idc. But it's annoying as fuck.
>>33453062Atoga is practically a diary.
>>33453080Your life, yeah
>>33453076That looks painful.
>>33453079I learned he had incompatible preferences. And honestly, it wasn't really a date this weekend, just tagged along as a fifth wheel to some stuff.
>>33453085No, what I said is accurate. It doesn't happen that way, but it should.
theoretically, how would one handle a sweet home Alabama situation? Jump into a volcano?
>>33453075You have to be social. You need to make friends.
>>33453092What preferences? White girls? Big boobs? Jail bait?
>>33453089I'm sure you are nothing but a ray of sunshine
>>33453094Blinding yourself, or so I heard.
>>33453095Where to start? I don't want to join a hiking club
>>33453093Pls kill yourself. You're literally proving my point. You're dismissing what i'm saying for no reason other than it doesn't conform with your experience (because your experience is THE truth) then telling me yes men should tell women to shut tf up
>>33453097Better than you
>>33453034Now imagine how women in positions of authority look to us
>>33453077There is a certain type of woman who tries to be the boss regardless of whether or not she's actually the boss. She'll tell people to do things, berate people for what she perceives as not working hard enough or making mistakes, and constantly pester actual management over what people are or are not doing. I see this type a lot as an industrial worker but I'm sure it's the same everywhere.
>>33453099Also valid, but this wasn't my mother.
>>33453102Lol, if you say so
>>33453101Women should shut the fuck up.
>>33453082>24>6'3>white>long, brown wavy/curly hair hair>high paying and interesting job>nice expensive car but not flashy>primary hobby is making music (guitar, drums, piano)>people say I'm funnyEveryone here will say I shouldn't be struggling but I am
>>33453083Based on the above, what would you say? Am I attractive or not? It's hard to describe my face but I'd say it's in the 90th percentile
How do I know if I make women uncomfortable?
>>33453107*does a curtsy*
>>33453103How do they see you?
>>33453094Unless it's a parent or aunt/uncle, or nonconsensual, I would just not worry about it.
>>33453096He prefers to watch rather than to participate. Doesn't work for me.
why do women want men to kill ourselves?
>>33453114Lol, you dated a literal cuck?
>>33453095I genuinely don't know how to make friends now that I'm not in university. I could try work but there are maybe 2 people that I'd genuinely want to spend time with or get to know better. They'd also more than likely run in the social circles that would have women that I want
>>33453105Then cope I guess. We don't have much info. Was it consensual? Are you close or distant?
>>33453114No wonder you can't find a husband if you throw away everyone over the most minor incompatibility.
>>33453110Acting uncomfortable around you is a good sign.
>>33453108The meme is a self report that you're fat and don't remotely have a similar body or jaw... It's how losers cope
>>33453117We are things to be used by women, as far as they're concerned. We're not humans.
>>33453113Well it's emotional to the point where it prevents us from seeking other dates. There was an incident where it's headed to a fucked up tcoaal situation if nothing is done. Neither of us seems capable of naming the elephant in the room. Alcohol was involved.
>>33453124>foid>completely misses the point of the memeWhy am I not surprised?
>trying to be detached and cruel to single mom gf's kid
>take them to a super shitty local theme park instead of the good one
>this kid is going ballistic and saying it's the best day ever
>got him a $20 lego set from a pharmacy for his birthday
>kid is crying and thanking me
What the fuck kind of men do single moms usually date? I'm half assing this as much as I can.
>>33453110If they don't go out of their way to approach you, you do.
>>33453121too close stemming from bad childhood. Consensual. See
>>33453127.
>>33453131Giving the kid anything is already way more than they’re used to.
>>33453109how are your eyes/nose/cheekbones/jawline?
>>33453131Women absolutely love violent abusers, so putting in any amount of effort at all is more than that kid is used to.
>>33453118It's not like I knew before I got to know him.
>>33453122It seemed like it was more than just a minor preference, based on our conversation.
>>33453100You have to join whatever activity is accessible. Be social, make friends.
>>33453131i hope you felt bad after that, poor kid didn't even do anything wrong. he deserves better
>>33453123I don't know what that looks like because I'm autistic.
>>33453128Maybe you should go jerk off again instead
>>33453131>trying to be detached and cruel to single mom gf's kid
Have you ever just suddenly stopped having fetishes, /atoga/?
>>33453119>>33453142You guys are like obese people that want to lose weight without exercise or diet
>>33453135Well, I don't know much about the details, but if it's keeping you from seeking other dates, I think you should do something about it. Even if it's just a "what we did was a mistake, let's promise not to repeat under any circumstance, agree?" or something like that.
>>33453129>noooo you should feel demeaned and submit to my superior meme. aka, a pic i share to hide behind to make you think i'm alpha too by association eat shit.
>>33453145Jerk me off instead
>>33453152No thanks, there's no fun in trying to please an ungrateful audience
Are women inherently kinder to their daughters than they are to their sons?
>>33453153Since when have I been ungrateful
>>33453147lol no, they seem to pile up if anything
>>33453155All you do is complain
>>33453147Yeh. I had a really bad experience in a pool and totally lost my interest in pool sex.
>>33453154No. Fathers are more invested in their sons though
>>33453154No, women constantly mald about how the son is the special child
>>33453147Yes, I unironically stopped yearning for tenderness and intimacy.
>>33453149I'm trying to be vague, but essentially we're indistinguishable from a couple and use each other for emotional validation. We encourage each other to seek outside opportunities but spend each moment with each other to where it's not actionable. Now there was an escalation. Thankfully didn't go to noman's land but seems likely long term if nothing is done now. Don't feel can discuss it, so looking for subtle ways to create distance outside of faking my own death. We both have a baseline knowledge that it's fucked, but I honestly don't have a clue how to fix it
>>33453156It's the opposite for me. I've realized how cringe fetishes are, and now I can see why religions say lust is a sin.
>>33453154lol, no. there is a whole trend of boy moms some of which will straight up tell the internet they like their boys more. but if that's not convincing enough, just ask any third worlder how her mother treats her and treats her brothers, or how the brother is sometimes given authority over his sister even if he's younger than her
>>33453146I already have 3 other kids to take care of and their mom isn't around, I'm father'd out but I have needs.
>>33453150Still missing the point. Low IQ, typical.
>>33453158I’m a grump, I need kisses
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>>33453147No.
The Internet has quadrupled my lust for Snow Women, truthfully.
>>33453113>>33453121>>33453149It's his sister. He posts about this periodically like it's his fetish. He refuses to speak with a therapist, he prefers to drag /atoga/ into his fantasies because forcing it on us is part of his fetish.
>>33453171We both know that kisses won't fix you in any way or capacity
>>33453170you said the point, i didn't need to deduce it. fuck off
>>33453176Since when did you want me to be fixed
>>33453175actually not that anon. I know who you're talking about, but not me.
>>33453175Imaginary sister probably. Erp'ing his creepy incest fantasies instead of taking it to a chatbot where it belongs.
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>>33453138My lips are usually fuller/less dry but it’s Sunday, I’m just chilling lol
>>33453178I don't, which is why I won't be jerking you off
>>33453169Just marry the single mom and then your kids will have a mom and her son will have a dad
>>33453177You first, cunt.
>>33453175not that anon but my sister tried the Lannister route so I put a stop to it by eating a bunch of taco bell + milk of magnesia and then using her personal bathroom. Much cheaper than therapy and she'll never flirt with me again.
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>>33451921I like my favorite Fem ATOGAN, too.
>>33453183what's your bmi? do you work out? you look kinda skinny
>>33453187After you, dicklet cheese
>>33453186My kids don't need a mom.
>>33453148Well if you don't know how to properly exercise or diet, it's hard to lose weight. That's wherein the struggle is
>>33453181So what does your own therapist say when you talk to them about your concerning desires?
>>33453195Ladies first, bitch.
>>33453197Why? Every kid needs a mom.
>>33453065I don't disagree with this, but I also suspect that it is adaptive to an extent, i.e. that behaviour like this signals competence, assertiveness, masculinity and so on. Sometimes it is mismatched, e.g. where the man is outside of his area of expertise and silly pride makes him make a fool of himself, but in other instances, the men who are more eager to put themselves forward in such a way are likely more successful in life, both professionally and romantically.
It is one of these talking points where online conflict is inevitable, since the timid, nerdy types of moids who dwell in these spaces are probably not the ones who are too eager to submit random women (or other men) to assert themselves in the hierarchy.
>>33453166That’s really dumb. But it’s funny you mention religion since oppression is a breeding ground for kinks and fetishes
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>>33453188Why? I like having long hair and I thought women who aren't complete normies like it
>>33453193I'm fit, not a lanky tall guy but I'm definitely not big. Picrel is bmi
>>33453202Nta but they already have their mom looking after them. It's just anon thats a deadbeat.
>>33453166They say that but rape kids left and right
>>33453165If you've been acting like that for so long and there are emotions involved, I don't think creating distance in subtle ways will do. It's very likely that one or both fall again. I think you need to act decisively.
>>33453200Same spiel about seeking other opportunities and enforcing barriers. It's usually been in context of escaping caregiver burnout. It's also not something I talk about in detail, obviously. I've tried, but we're just really close. I'm sure it's something from childhood, but doesn't seem to be working.
>>33453201I insist, dangly ballsack
>>33453198I love you too :3
women why don't you like seeing men happy?
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>>33453206I grew up Christian, stopped being a Christian around high school, I had a bunch of femdom and mdlb fetishes for the longest time, now I've realized how massively cringe and absurd that stuff ultimately is and am back to being Christian again.
>>33453201>>33453215You two should exchange emails and continue this conversation somewhere nobody else has to read it.
>>33453217Male happiness usually comes at the cost of female happiness.
My friends are hanging out without me
This is high school all over
Gender, do you ever get a sudden sense of superstition like if you choose to walk left or right past this pile of rocks your life will significantly affect the course or events in your life?
>>33453202My children are academically successful, play sports, shoot and clean guns, and cook. What can a mom add to this?
>muh love and compassionI can just hug them myself. Maybe my daughter is kinda misogynistic but she'll get over it in college.
>>33453217Men are unhappy on their own. No need to include us
>>33453215No, after you, you putrescent teratoma.
>>33453226M
Not commonly, no.
>>33453223>>33453230thats not true, and you know that
>>33453219Reduced to only images
Soon silence
>>33453233>Not commonlySo it has happened?
>>33453225You have to actually add something good to the get together for it to make sense to invite you. If you are ugly, boring and don't even bring snacks or provide a cozy location then why even invite you?
>>33453230>Men are unhappy on their ownThat has nothing to do with the question of why you enjoy seeing us unhappy
>>33453211Summed up
>>33453212. It's been going on for as long as I can remember. We were kept isolated so essentially became each other's support system. Discussions haven't really worked as we fall into the same pattern. Still are both somewhat shut-ins though thankfully we live separately. Not that that helps. Think just naming the concern or what did you have in mind? Just concerned that we're going to hit 40 and still both be single because we're too busy spending time together.
>>33453221That’s not going to end well for you. Good luck
>>33453203I can excuse the douchebag behavior if the person is truly to be a leader, take initiative blah blah... But that's not what happens. If you talk to these men, you'll find they believe in traditional gender role. Theyre really trying to put you in your place.
I'm gonna offend some people here, but to give you an example, I think Japanese men can be laughable in the way they expect their women to leave their jobs and cater to their fragile egos... all while being short and thin. Like I'm not taking such a man seriously while he's trying to manhandle physically or emotionally while being the same height and weight as me. Listen any person who demands respects comes off as ridiculous, but a person who doesn't but has nothing to back it up is even more ridiculous
>>33453223>such an emotional vampire that a man happy in a vacuum makes you unhappy>"this is men's fault!"
>>33453238I think I have such superstitious impulses inside me and at some point I have probably thought something along those lines or something similar.
>>33453226M, yes. Objects too. Some are special and have good energy.
>>33453227>Maybe my daughter is kinda misogynistic but she'll get over it in college.
>>33453248You are retarded.
>>33453222i didn't want to read about you being a whore either
you give and take
>>33453229Fix your radar, tardo.
>>33453246It already has. I am much happier now and no longer put women on a pedestal.
>>33453259Fix your sexuality, pedo.
>>33453262Oh you’re big mad
>>33453265You win what? The prize for dumbest post?
>>33453258NTA but he's right
>>33453266Yes, clearly I must like JH
I like JH’s ass
>>33453269Nta but no, he's not.
>>33453262>brings up JH unprompted >brings up pedos unprompted Kek we know what occupies your mind
>>33453270Yes, we all know that.
Jesus, this thread sucks ass.
I blame women.
>>33453242We don’t. It’s you coping, you got incel brain rot
>>33453272jh the shotacon
>>33453249>impulses*That's* the word I was looking for but couldn't think of. But you understood what I was asking regardless. Thanks.
>>33453231No way, tree-man syndrome
>>33453273I don’t think I’m nearly that popular
>>33453244If you've been relying on each other for so long it will be difficult but yeah, I think you need to at least name your concern. Maybe try to talk about how even though that pattern has worked for you in the past, now it may be time to let it go.
>>33453247>Listen any person who demands respects comes off as ridiculousrofl
>>33453246What do you mean? It's a good thing he got rid of his femdom fetish because dominant females aren't real. Even the paid dominatrixes are switches and usually have a bf they submit to.
>>33453268I just win. You lose. Now go home and cry.
>>33453278Pathetic. Get the fuck out.
>>33453281All her simps are just disgusting coomers. It is known.
>>33453271NTA (not really, I'm the same anon) but he's right.
>>33453287No, flesh eating disease
>>33453260Your fetish was putting women on a pedestal so instead you choose to put a fictional character on a pedestal. To no one’s surprise, you didn’t get rid of your fetish
>>33453286Are you mentally five years old?
>womanOh, right, guess I know the answer to that question.
>>33453183oh fuck i think i know you irl
>>33453275>It’s you coping,coping about what?
>>33453292NTA (I'm actually moot) but she's right and I have your posting husband to prove it.
>>33453291Yeah, I’d clap her ass, but that’s not nearly enough for me to simp
>>33453279She probably invites her discord simps to defend her here, kek. JH is pathetic enough to do that.
>>33453298Lololololololoolo
What car does he drive and what does he do for work?
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Hello, boy store? How much for one boy?
>>33453301Yet you do it ever day.
>>33453306Go fuck yourself.
>>33453283it does. if you're at a point where you're like you need to respect me, you already lost.
>>33453306We're out of stock. 3 months backorder.
>>33453279>anyone who calls you out for being obsessed is the simp when you give her the most attention Double kek
>>33453315They can't, women are perpetual children.
>>33453309Okay how much are the 5’11 models?
>>33453297Another epic win for girls. Girls rule, boys drool.
>>33453308Uhm, no? I don’t even post every day
>>33453295I don't derive sexual pleasure from it, you degenerate.
>>33453318>he thinks it's only one person calling her out
>>33453320Jump off a cliff.
>>33453208lmao she tried to get the court observer to change the diaper on the youngest one because she doesn't do diapers.
>>33453323That doesn't prevent you from simping for her every time you get the chance.
>>33453327>he thinks it's only one person calling him out for being an obsessed simpTriple kek
>>33453213Where do I be social? The grocery store? Do people really make friends there? At this point, it's more of a struggle to find where to go to socialize than the act itself
>>33453335I never said that dumb faggot.
>>33453306The cost is not having a disgusting loose skin stomach.
>>33453306Average Joe special will run you cost of [nice girl, 5/10 looks]
>>33453319nah, i know plenty of women who aren't stuck at a mental age of 12 like
>>33453311 is. definitely an individual problem
>>33453339No, just grossed out, lol. Have fun with your pedo.
>>33453183>help i'm struggling getting women>no i won't listen to your advice i know what women likegl
>>33453282Been there, done that, but will try again. Concerned as we have a few trips coming up that involve sharing beds and copious amounts of alcohol. Didn't exactly have cause for concern until recently. Knew we were fucked, but not that fucked. Outside of that, it's been our norm, but honestly hell might be a preferable alternative.
>>33453336What do you have close to you?
>>33453345You’re being oddly disingenuous about this
>>33453299Your incel nonsense
>>33453329Oh no that’s terrible. Are the brown haired boy still in stock?
>>33453350>I swear you aren't really disgusted by me simping for a pedo, you are actually just jealous Ok.
>>33453247As I said, conflict is inevitable when it comes to such subjects, since men are going to read statements such as:
>I can excuse the douchebag behavior if the person is truly to be a leaderAs "It's okay when Chad does it.".
At the end of the day, the men who try to assert themselves likely fare better than the men who don't. It's contextual. They might be ridiculous every now and then but sometimes they appear to be great leaders who know what they're talking about and find themselves respected by those whom they put in their place. Their behaviour is rewarded.
I suspect most men here aren't big fans of other moids being unreasonably competitive and attempting to assert themselves at every given opportunity either. Most things women don't like about men, men don't like about men either, since they tend to spend more time around them and find themselves on the receiving end much more commonly.
>yesterday was my birthday
>boyfriend's best friend died a week ago, he was fired from his job the very next day due to downsizing, and he tripped and twisted his ankle two days ago
>tell my boyfriend that he doesn't have to take me on a date for my birthday; we'd planned out my birthday schedule about a week and a half ago
>he refuses
>"You've been looking forward to this, we're not skipping out. Don't worry about me, I'm looking forward to it too."
Men
Why are you like this
>>33453350Shh let them be mad that a girl on the internet said lewd things about fantasy characters
>>33453306You saying you want a whore?
>>33453354The whole simping part, I mean. You’re being weird
>>33453344You're triggered. You must be one of those people.
Just know: back then and now, you were and are a laughing stock and no one takes you seriously like you think they should or have to. You beg for it and people think you're self important pathetic pile of nothing.
>>33453324That’s what you want to believe, give it a minute.
>>33453183You look annoying
>>33453357Sometimes when someone is important to us we try hard to be awesome.
>>33453360Oh, my bad. It's actually very based of you to encourage her. Please keep up the good work. Whatever would we do without the simps that make her come back and post more.
>>33453357Men have to be like that to have even a slim chance of a woman staying with them. You'll probably still leave him at some point though.
>>33453357What else would you do?
>>33453357Maybe he wants to be happy
>>33453336Attend whatever is accessible to you. Be social, make friends.
We’ll repeat it as long as necessary.
>>33453369Yeah that’s what I mean, I almost never talk to or about JH, you silly hoe
>>33453342>oh shit that girl is talking, quick, I have to think of something I know she’s insecure of
>>33453349There are bars and a few clubs, occasionally a bar has a good music act come through, so I was thinking about going to a show there. Other than those 2 places, that's it
>>33453371Stay at home and rest due to emotional stress, loss, and being unable to walk without pain.
>>33453357This isn't about you. He inly cares about what kind of bf he wants to pretend to be. Canceling would threaten the idea he has of who he is.
>>33453356>it's okay when chad doesNo, it's somewhat when competent PEOPLE do it. It's not when it's some fucking beta who wants to dominate you just because you're a girl/woman
You're dumb. I've explained over and over, and you keep returning to it's assertiveness and it's actually a good trait. You're just a sexist posing as a moderate.
>>33453370This lol, learned the hard way
>>33453375Yeah, I'm sure thats true.
>>33453373women hate seeing us happy
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>>33453361Okay that’s good, are they the sweet and gentle edition?
>>33453385Good, your certainty is very admirable
>>33453387Walk in front of a bus. No, a train.
>>33453380Maybe he is avoiding thinking about all that and staying at home would make him do it. I am very neurotic so doing something else would be better for me than staying at home and getting into some mind loops
>>33453357Maybe he actually likes you and really wants to go out and do something fun for your birthday.
>>33453320cost 5'8 model
alternatively payable with 1 sugarmommy
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>>33453343Oh I don’t know what my balance is. Can I afford that?
>>33453381This. He does NOT care about you. It's just posturing and virtue signaling. Dump the narcissist before this escalates into abuse.
>>33453377It's funny how you pretend to be someone else to defend yourself kek
You still have the fat girl's mindset. That never goes away and you're reminded of your disgusting stomach every day. You know it's disgusting too, that's why you had to hide it when you posted your boobs for lonely virgins.
>>33453389They will never realize that obsessing over her to the point of bringing her up every thread to try talking shit is just going to make more people talk about and care about her in general
Seeing it in real time is funny
>>33453389Your opportunistic hypocrisy isn't.
>>33453404You have such a rich inner world
>>33453398Your seething isn't lost on me.
>>33453357>Why are you like thiscouple of reasons:
>most men just swallow that kinda stuff up without giving it a conscious thought until we just have a complete mental breakdown at some later point in our lives if it keeps piling up. grieving usually comes later.>doing something for someone else (e.g. taking someone you care about on a date) feels good, and why wouldn't you want to feel good after a bunch of horrible things that happened? certainly beats feeling like a piece of shit for dragging others into your misery. >keeping busy helps distract from misery
>>33453395Yes, hell we have an oversupply, take 2 if you want
>>33453408Seething about what?
>>33453383I think you're trying a little too hard now. The act is past the point of plausibility.
>>33453402Why are you ghey?
I wish to jizz upon the bare feet of a Japanese woman and cover her feet in my semen. Why can't this be a reality?
>>33453413I'm female he's my type
I just want a woman to treat me like a body pillow when I go to sleep.
I worried he might be involved in some spy business. Should I be concerned?
>>33453415Yikes!
Nice try though.
>>33453416I box mine into shape and throw it off the bed.
I knew the male anons were cute
>>33453412Did you type this for me or for yourself
Uber driver mentioned he is trying to break into same career as me and asked for my number and where i work I gave it am I cooked?
Whats the least painful way to an hero?
>>33453309>>33453329>>33453361>>33453391Just FYI, she enjoys it when you insult her. She enjoys it for the same reason she enjoys cutting herself, it's pain that she feels in control of (she knows how to make it begin and she knows how to make it end) and that turns it into pleasure.
You will not discourage her from posting here by posting this.
Why do you think some people call me Itchi? I used to think it was short for Ichi the Killer but it is I think actually short for Itchy Balls because I scratch my nuts a lot. Am I right?
What piece of media is a guilty pleasure to you?
>>33453357You are incredibly mentally ill if you won't just let him give you a nice birthday. Jesus christ women are so fucking stupid
>>33453417No, some of us mess with foreign intelligence for fun. Wait until your car is shot at to address concerns.
>>33453362hahaha bet you felt really tough writing that
>>33453417Yeah he is definitely not cheating or have a fwb
>>33453423Was he Indian or Muslim/Arab?
If so, give him a chance!
>>33453423Give dude sound advice. Could make a friend, but if you find out the best way to an hero, let me know. We'll jump on three.
>>33453420why are you trying to be nice to us, all of a sudden?
>>33453426https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_(1971_film)
>>33453183>pictures you can smell yikes
He;s literally cute and has good stats are you guys joking right now lmfao
Omg you guys are jealous
>>33453433NTA,
Wow… and you just gave away your deets like that? You def. horny.
>>33453429>hahahayou sound hurt :( did i go too hard?
>>33453440You’re a bit slow huh
>>33453420I'M NOT CUTE I'M PLAIN STFU
>>33453426https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirpy
>>33453440If you actually liked him you'd ask him for his Discord.
>>33453422I typed it for the incel posing as female on the internet.
>>33453445She wants to impregnate you.
>>33453435>>33453441Im a guy, he seemed nice and could be just looking for a foot in the door but also do normal randos ask for that stuff, and could a bad actor use it?
>>33453454Oh, you typed it for yourself?
>>33453455His nose is already pregnant with shekels.
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>>33453459I am a poor Jew boy who lives in the historic Jewy ghetto, no shekels for me
>>33453419That's not exactly what I had in mind but... what shape?
>>33453443Yea and I just got here
>>33453456In that case… no, normally not.
But I guess it depends what country/state you reside in.
>>33453464Well it’s better than femcel seething at least
>>33453424Good, hopefully she cuts her wrists.
>>33453426M
If you count music, The Offspring.
>>33453466Everyone here is US i assume
>>33453458The fact that you're still replying to me proves my point. If there is anything particular to the women in these spaces it's their lack of patience for silly debates. They lack that silly male pride you were pretending to critique in your posts. Instead of replying over and over again, attempting to one-up the other, they would simply stop replying and ignore the silly moid and his silly views.
You don't do that. You even samefaged your reply. You're as male as it gets, attempting to stir up gender war discourse.
Female children should be aborted.
>>33453468Can you explain
>>33453456The only risk is dude being incompetent or attempting to use your laurels. If he's just trying to break into the industry, no problem in helping him. I don't know what industry, but it's sometimes very valuable to have a colleague in a different department or a different company.
>>33453426ASMR.
Only because the whole thing has been supplemented by OnlyFans models and coomers.
I like the unboxing and haircut ones.
>>33453454Nothing I'm gonna say now is gonna hit hard
I was upstaged by anon
>>33453458
>>33453475I would rather read you hornyposting over a selfie vs reading the femcel screeching about how all men are evil
I wish I had been aborted instead of having to live in the same reality as anon.
>>33453481But what is everyones problem with the selfie
whenever i check this general every couple of months it somehow seems to have gotten more mentally ill than the last time. how do you guys manage to keep getting worse?
>>33453471Usually they ask, but from what I’ve heard, they very rarely follow up and use the free info. Like the odds could be as low as 2/10 they will use it.
>>33453478You mean supplanted.
>>33453485Stope pretending you're not here every day, lol.
>>33452896Famous last words
>>33452886Lool thanks man
She actually seems really sweet desu
Too bad I'm broke rn
>>33452930>end dramatically and you’ll carry the trauma with you for the rest of your lifeOK but she's really hot
>>33453485The thread was worthwhile while my favorite poster was here, but now that they're gone I find fewer reasons to post every day.
>>33453491>QT about to fuck over the next victim
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>>33453487Yes, thank you.
>>33453492Yet here you are.
>>33453485this, lol.
>>33453490. If I had to guess, problems don't magically go away. I wouldn't be here asking how to navigate impossible trauma-fueled situations otherwise.
>>33453485This is a good trend, and it needs to continue.
>>33453476Couldn't he sell the number and my name or something. Idk why but I'm mad paranoid about this. That's the whole reason I avoid soc media
>>33453490i don't think i'd notice this general getting more mentally ill month-by-month if i was here every day myself
>>33453505Why? Are you slow in the head?
I'm trying to date and find the right guy for me long term. I've noticed when there's some sort of incompatibility/disagreement, men get very mean. Why is this, why not just let me go if you don't want me or we're not compatible?
>>33453483Probably jealousy and general bitter mood.
Women are pretty, i wish they were good people
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Men are bad people, I wish they were at least rich
>>33453485We missed you, Anon. What have you been up to without us?
>>33453494>QT about to fuckI wish
There are no "victims" lol I'm still friends with my ex who's doing good
She prolly made the right move dumping my directionless alcoholic ass
Anyway this other girl is a baddie cause she was asking my friend if they had any MDMA left (whereas my ex didn't touch drugs at all, which is good)
>>33453501If he found a buyer, sure. I'm willing to bet a benji no one cares. What would it yield though? Oh shit the company is going down because they found out anon's name and number! Dump the stocks! Fire the staff! Shred the papers!
>>33453507>I've noticed when there's some sort of incompatibility/disagreement, men get very meanFor me I don't get mean, I just try to understand what the issue is but most of the time women become hysterical and talk about how this means we can't be together, we aren't soulmates etc
>>33453485It’s more mellow than ever, you are probably the one with mental illness
>>33453519For me specifically, they try to hurt me or "win" in some way or get an emotional reaction out of me. It's very odd and makes me inclined to believe they don't ACTUALLY want something/someone emotionally healthy
>>33453512>>33453515leave us alone, then
>>33453514I think you’ll be fine.
No prob.
>>33453491That’s how it goes, good luck
>>33453522i come here to poke you and then laugh when you screech
>>33453520>It’s more mellow than everNTA but I think so too. These threads have been comparatively peaceful in the recent time.
>>33453506>Are you slow in the head?yes, but it's also a boiling frog kinda situation.
e.g. in the years i've been on 4chan since 2010 i never really noticed how the tone of posts got progressively more bitter, defensive and sarcastic, or how the language that was being used changed over time. but whenever i check the archives just a couple of years back it's immediately clear that there is a huge difference, and the difference becomes more and more apparent the further you go back.
it's not too far fetched that this general induces a similar effect on its regulars.
>>33453526Hope your parents and siblings all die in a fiery crash.
>>33453365How does someone look annoying?
>>33453346I just didn't think the hair was that much of a deal breaker, if at all
>>33453431Generally speaking yes, I'd say I'm more kind than nice. I've been described as a people pleaser
>>33453530I've been here since then too and I was always aware of how the tone shifted. You just lack awareness. Not that it matters anyways.
>>33453530NTA,
So you think it got worse or “mildly better”?
>>33453512Male
I wish that was true
>>33453532Where are you from?
>>33453531oh noooo, whatever will i dooooo
>>33453530>e.g. in the years i've been on 4chan since 2010 i never really noticed how the tone of posts got progressively more bitter, defensive and sarcasticIsn't this just a consequence of the userbase ageing with the website?
>>33453538no, it's entertaining
>>33453513finished my phd, went through two jobs to end up somewhere pretty sweet and bought a nice flat. how about you guys?
It’s hope fuel for finding the people that aren’t bitter pieces of shit
>>33453530The absolute protection. Frog notices boiling water it hot.
>>33453473It's amazing how you have replying to me, supposedly reading my comments, yet you keep missing the point: I never said pride is a male thing, nor did I say I don't have any. I have a lot. That's why I'm replying to you. Except I'm not replying to prove that by being a specific gender, you can never lead and should only follow, which is what the men I'm criticizing are like. You can see that behavior with godly men who think they're shepards and their wives are goats or whatever tf, and should never oppose. They get super angry and they tell their wives you're not being a good christian wife because you're not obeying your husband. And my point is even larger: many men don't even stop at doing that to their wives and do it to every woman they encounter, just more implicit.
I'm not arguing with you because I think as a man you should submit to me. I'm arguing with you because I'm belligerent, I like arguing, and I'm having fun.
>>33453539I'm in the US, won't reveal anything more than that lol
>>33453533>>33453545why are you still here if you noticed that you're being boiled?
>>33453544Here I am.
> Rock you like a Hurricane.
>>33453507>>33453521Can you guys please respond candidly instead of shitflinging
Women is it important for a guy to be physically strong enough to defend you? I'm a wuss
>>33453552Well played sir
>>33453219I love asian women
>>33453549This smells like either Maryland, Pennsylvania, or Kansas. Hot or cold? Maybe Virginia...
>>33453551Because the half boiled frog has no way of getting out of the pot. He's literally cooked.
>>33453551Sorry, the nicotine was kicking and I was barely coherent. It's because it's better than drinking my own piss. Fuck you, I like being boiled. That's why.
Why did my friends go hang out without me and not invite me despite knowing I'm not busy, but are now sending me pictures of them hanging out together
>>33453526>>33453275>>33453542So do you or do you not enjoy seeing us unhappy??
>>33453561Anons, are we cooked?
>>33453563Because it wouldn't have been fun if you were there.
>>33453006No.
Fat women can fuck.
>>33453563because they're either not your friends or tempting to leave your trashy next of a bedroom.
>>33453485Attrition of sane people.
>>33453426Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theatre is genuinely a really funny and wholesome cartoon
I love everything Sanrio
>>33453543Congrats mate
>what about you guysI went to the psych ward and did a lot of drugs
>>33453525Lol cheers buddy
>>33453512>I wish they were at least richWhatever happened to feminism, go make your own money Mrs. Girlboss
>>33453507>men get very meanRed flag obvs and bullet dodged
Idk they're probs just very insecure
>>33453557That’s Bella Ramsay, slightly edited.
>>33453565Let's just say content men behave very boring.
>>33453563they don't like you
>>33453541pretty sure most people who were here pre-2016 have long left; any aging of the userbase is more likely to have been caused by an influx of facebook boomers
(fwiw, online communication becoming more bitter, defensive and sarcastic isn't an isolated 4chan phenomenon. i don't think it's caused by an aging userbase either way since younger communities are similarly affected by it)
>>33453568But why send me pictures of it
>>33453573She's not going to fuck you.
>>33453492And yet you do.
>>33453543Congratulations, I'm sorry that you're still a bongoid though.
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>>33453582They tell themselves that you just didn't want to come, but still want to be included. They claim that you should have just come along if you felt like it.
State gender. What are your thoughts on the plus sized park hoppers?
>>33453581if I had to generalize, most users here are mid-20's and decrepit 30's. Tell me I'm wrong.
light skin black women > insanely dark skin black women > average black women
>>33453589F.
Idgaf about what overgrown toddlers do.
>>33453591What's the point of this?
>>33453591Sir, the advice you're seeking?
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>>33453217Incorrect. I do like seeing you happy. What’s wrong tonight anon?
>>33453593Annoying you know who.
>>33453589if theyre having fun then who cares, good on them.
>>33453591Saar, this is a BestBuy.
What technical advice do you require?
>>33453570Burned until we're black, and our charred body almost looks like some sort of pill?
>>33453589F
I don't get it. Do they use scooters? Disney is meant to be a place you walk around all day and clearly they aren't doing enough of that
>>33453591Nah, nubians first, then redskins, then lightskins
>>33453569>Fat women can fuckSpeaking from experience are we
>>33453563I'm sorry anon ): shitty friends
>>33453530>the tone of posts got progressively more bitter, defensive and sarcasticIdk this site has always been terrible in my memory lol
>>33453448The animation is great but this one's really fucked up lol, it got banned in the UK
>>33453605Activated charcoal arc until we rise again like phoenix from the ashes. Or not. Probably not.
>>33453589Imagine being on that ride that uses centripital force to squash the person on the end
>>33453596Don't lie to us.
>>33453597Who is you know who? I don't frequent this board
>>33453574Did you mean nest
>>33453580Why do they hang out with me other days though?
>>33453588I don't understand
>>33453606They do scooter reviews and when they get rashes from chaffing they call it the Disney rash
>>33453616>don't understand Oh, you're retarded. That explains why they made plans without you.
>>33453611More like charcoal to be used in grill. I hope I get a drop of grease in this lifetime.
>>33453616You're not "in" enough.
>>33453589This is the first I've heard of them and I don't care to learn more.
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>>33453620Burn bright babe!
Soap bars >>>> gay-ass body wash
>>33453589Imagine trying to get past
They look happy tho
>>33453587Are you also a Hello Kitty enjoyer <3
Catnip is my queen https://youtu.be/gZveFj6bqIs?si=5uCdqfzS-pPRn6gV
I also like the other Hello Kitty shows :3
>>33453623I need more than that. What is JH and why would it annoy them
>>33453616Sadly, yes. Please excuse my lack of adequate typing. Shotgunning nicotine pouches isn't all that it's made out to be.
>>33453589What's a park hopper?
Every friend group I've ever had has done this to me I wish I had one actual friend
>>33453561right, but if the frog noticed that the heat was being cranked up continuously from the start, surely it would have jumped out of the pot before it ended up in a half-boiled state?
i like this anon's (
>>33453562) explanation better. only mentally ill frogs that like being boiled remain in the pot in the first place - you can't conclude that none of the frogs noticed that the heat was being turned up from the fact that all of the frogs in the pot have been boiled, since the ones who noticed left the pot.
>>33453626Buddy you dropped the soap.
>>33453628JH is a resident lolcow femanon who is black. There’s a lot more than that but you’ll have to lurk for that. All I care about is that she has a fat ass
>>33453581Where would they have gone? I'm still here.
Is this the only active thread on the whole site?
>>33453619I understand what you're saying but I don't understand why they would do that
>>33453631Like a snowbunny but slutty for Mickey Mouse instead of bbc
>>33453586>bongoidew, i'm a kraut
>>33453633Well fuck you too I guess.
She was so insanely based and aesthetic.
>>33453626True. I like to scrub myself with soap pieces. It makes me feel like a medieval wench being washed until her skin glows pink in a wooden bathtub with river water heated on the open fire. I imagine it being intensely invigorating.
>>33453640Yeah idk why that anon isn't explaining instead of just being mean to you. Probably the type of person to treat others like your so called friends
>>33453589M
Whats the point of them going to theme parks? Idk if it was their vid or some other fat woman i saw on insta but they didn't even go on any rides it was just them eating like 10000 calories
>>33453626Agreed, much better for shoving up your ass
>>33453642Was geht mein digga
>>33453641I have no thoughts on that. Plus sized or otherwise. Why should I?
>>33453633>jumped out of the pot???? Since when can it jump out of the water with no ground under it's feet?
This reminds me of that allegory of the two frogs that fell into the pot of milk.
>>33453646>your so called friendsBut they're my only friends. Why do they suddenly not like me
So is this thread basically just the /adv/ IRC
>>33453656you probably annoy them in some way without realizing. excluding you and sending you pictures is pretty mean though. you should find a way to lightly address it. ask chatGPT how to craft a message
I'm a king and deserve to make money just for existing like women do
>>33453658It's an anonymous discord server. Try to keep up.
>>33453660If you deserve it, how come it's not happening? Curious...
>>33453655nta but frogs are aquatic animals, they jump out of deep water all the time.
>>33453659They probably didn't even think twice about it but my feelings are hurt and I don't want to cause a problem. Do you really think they were trying to be mean on purpose?
>>33453665if they didn't even think twice they don't care about you. get new friends and work on your self worth
>>33453664I don't know enough about frogs to call him out on it, but that doesn't sound right
>>33453637>not caring more about that pink puss contrast
fat women, can you see your pussy?
fat men, can you see your dick?
>>33453668>get new friendsIt's over
>>33453671I did fuck a black girl once and that shit is hot as hell
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>>33453675I don't like who I've fucked so far...
>>33453664No... thats - they don't do that...
>>33453663Because we live in a gynocentric matriarchy
>>33453626I'll stick to body wash thx
Unless a hot girl has used the bar of soap before me jk
>>33453658>IRCThe zoomers don't know what that means
But yeah basically
>>33453660>I'm a king and deserve to make money just for existingIts called job seeker's allowance
I get to see mommy next week at the job centre
>>33453637She's not a lolcow lol what
Except when she licks glasses and pukes in vans
>>33453606Is it true that in America cops go around on segways
>>33453660Is this directed at me?
PINK is a lifestyle, atoga is my reason.
>>33453688She had a massive fat ass too, gosh damn
My eyes are very bloodshot. Is that bad?
>>33453685>Is it true that in America cops go around on segwaysThey made a documentary about it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Blart:_Mall_Cop
>>33453683>fucking jh while sticking a finger in her donut hole and hearing her get mad as you tell her how much you love that horse pussy
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>>33453668Maybe it is just a misunderstanding and they thought I didn't want to come but wanted me to know what they were doing? So it didn't feel sneaky?
>>33453692Happy for you bro. I'm just hoping to individuate and find a decent human at this rate.
>>33453690She is a good singer desu
>>33453677>>33453681You guys are having sex?
>>33453590"Decrepit 30s" is crazy
>>33453474You should've been aborted jk
>>33453701Nta but what are they doing and did you know about the plans? How many of them are there and how long ago did they plan it? Are you generally someone that says no to plans or ends up canceling?
>>33453701How should I know? Ask them why you weren't invited? Just don't sound whiny
>>33453696How do I fix it?
Zoomers, how do you feel when the boomers are being old and referencing things you don't understand?
>>33453694Lmao, good movie
>>33453693Depends on the reason
So are mine but I was out partying all night
>>33453526Hot
>>33453711Depends on what causes it. Ask your doctor.
>>33453704Not really, no. I'm working on it, but haven't had much luck. Work and processing trauma does a number to a motherfucker. Not to mention the current lack of proper fitness.
>>33453708>Just don't sound whinynta but how? lol
>>33453712I don't care about boomers. Millenials are the worst generation by far.
>>33453711NTA. Sleep more.
>>33453704You should have been aborted
Not jk
>>33453546>I never said pride is a male thingI didn't say pride is a thing particular to men, I said a certain sort of behaviour that men tend to manifest more commonly is rooted in pride, which women - to their credit - 'tend' to lack.
My point was that when you argue the 'degree' to which a man can expect deference depends on their stature, belittling Asian men for their height in the process, your own argument is similar essentialising, i.e. sex relates to height in a similarly essential manner. And to be even more clear here: I did not say that I interpreted your post in that manner, I argued for caution when it comes to such examples, since it would invite such a reading.
I perfectly understood what you 'meant'. I also said earlier: such assertiveness is 'rewarded' when it is accompanied with sufficient competency. It is particularly annoying when the man is outside his area of expertise.
>Except I'm not replying to prove that by being a specific gender, you can never lead and should only follow, which is what the men I'm criticizing are like. You can see that behavior with godly men who think they're shepards and their wives are goats or whatever tf, and should never oppose. They get super angry and they tell their wives you're not being a good christian wife because you're not obeying your husband. And my point is even larger: many men don't even stop at doing that to their wives and do it to every woman they encounter, just more implicit.I am not in disagreement with that. I have no doubt that there are men who expect general deference from women (even though they might not always be consciously aware of it). I expanded on that by saying men also play similar status games with other men. Not on the basis of sex but on the basis of other traits - or just on baseless terms, because they too are belligerent characters.
>>33453718I thought all old people were boomers.
>>33453482>wish I had been abortedSamesies
>>33453470Guilty pleasure? I thought they were cool lol
If we're talking music though I listen to the Barbie and the Rockers soundtrack on a regular basis
>>33453440Always been like this kek, I posted pics on soc back in the day and would always get good ratings from the girls and bad ones from the dudes
>>33453706They are hanging out at one of their places, 4, today I think, no
>>33453708There is no way to not sound whiney
>>33453724It is like a boomer subclass
>>33453717"Lol wow, no invite? Did I miss the memo?"
>>33453717Just say "you should've invited me, I like [THING]." The excuse they give should make it obvious whether they didn't want you there or genuinely thought you wouldn't want to go.
>>33453723My point is that you fuckers should get a room instead of generalizing and posting a thesis here.
>>33453726>today I thinkSo it was a spontaneous thing? How did they make plans? In the group chat?
>>33451934I'm the one that posted it, how did the filename, "finger warmer.jpg" not give it away?
>>33453728Holy seething cringe lol
>>33453732I think they made a different chat without me
>>33453660Men can make money and acquire resources just for existing but you have to use threats of violence instead of sexual and romatic coercion (like women do). For example, my parents let me live at home rent free without a job because I've outright told them I would double murder them and then burn the house down and suicide myself if they ever made me homeless when they got on my ass and we got in a fight before. Haven't heard shit from them since.
>>33453734I'm a fucking femcel, idk!!!!
>>33453735Was there a chance they made the plans irl? Like at school/work?
>>33453737*pats on the head*
>>33453735Roll with the punches. Find some new friends that value you. They're toxic. In the meantime, go out and do stuff. Post it on social media.
>>33453701They hate you I am afraid
>>33453727What's so particularly bad about us? And also I'm not sure you answered the first question.
>>33453741wtf don't do that to me
>>33453591Correct rankings right here
Sudanese > North African > East African > West African
Imagine wanting a woman who doesn't look like she still needs to be unlocked.
>>33453725I like their songs, but a part of me sees them as so, SO much early 2000s that I can't help but cringe a bit.
>>33453747Wow, she's gorgeous...
>>33453747>west african lastgo fuck yourself
>>33451934>I only just noticed the guy’s hand.What the fuck that wasn't there the first time I looked.
>>33453715Real
Godspeed my dude
>>33453717I would just saw something like "aw nice pics, wish I could've been there"
It's rude enough not to invite you but even ruder to send you pix lol
Sorry anon
>>33453420The femanons are babes too
>>33453417Anon chillax you don't live in an anime
>>33453747Burnt to a crisp
>>33453731This is what this thread is for.
>>33453748RIP
Do they live close together or were in the area and you live further away?
>>33453745idk, it is just annoying. Annoying humor, Annoying making up words
>>33453740No
>>33453743Maybe they just thought I was busy
>>33453744No
>>33453756No I live close too
>>33453748Anon, i fucking told you a long time ago to move on. they don't care about you! build your self esteem and worth
>>33453747I just look at that and think
>Too thin. She needs just a bit more muscle. And a bit more confidence and grace in how she carries herself.
>>33453758Why don't you ask? I am curious too
>>33453759I don't think getting rid of my only friends on this earth will make me feel better
>>33453758Then they are either extremely dense or assholes. You need neither of that in your life.
>>33453357Bc it's your birthday and he wants to treat you and make it memorable duh
>>33453306You can have me for free but I'm quite annoying
>>33453751Yeah, and I said that as a west african descendant of slavery
>>33453763If they're excluding you and rubbing it in your face? It absolutely will. Why subject yourself to that
>>33453757>Annoying humor, Annoying making up wordsThat's exactly my major gripe with zoomers.
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>>33453226M, yes all the time kek, I've always been kooky
It was really bad when I was a kid
>>33453767leave west african women alone forever please, shouldn't be hard to do since you see them so low.
>>33453753Bless. Work in progress, but got some hurdles to jump. Didn't think would make it to my 30's like this, but there's always until 35 and later. Better late than never.
>>33453750Heheh, get yo self a QVEEN.
>>33453747>>33453767P-pretty black lady...
do rich people really buy yachts just to get away with doing illegal shit out in the ocean?
>>33453773Hey, I'm trying to fix myself.
>>33453758Cope, but give grace and see if they prove you wrong. If not, don't waste more time hanging onto dead ends. You got this bro and I'm sorry that happened.
>>33453147If anything I've just gotten more overtime
>>33453131>trying to be detached and cruel to single mom gf's kidLe epic edgelord
>>33453767Yooo, the camera man was happy AF.
Lulz
>>33453226M
no. nothing ever happens
How do I find the motivation to get /fit/ and avoid trying to date? I thought finding a man would help motivate me but it's so depressing constantly getting rejected. How do I cut men out of focus and work on just self-improvement through diet and exercise? And no, I was not participating in hook-up culture, exclusively talking to channer men
>>33453762I don't want to cause an issue or sound whiney
>>33453764I don't know why it hurt my feelings so much maybe I'm just hormonal and missing something
>>33453768Why would they do that? They are nice to me to my face
>>33453781Okay
>>33453770But zoomer stuff is not that serious and it changes too fast. Boomer shit annoys you forever. Just look at snl, just knowing that still exists pisses me off
>>33453767>posts a west african girlKEK retard
>>33453779That, and hide everything in Cyprus or Switzerland.
>>33453788>exclusively talking to channer menMaybe talk to normal men in real life and not "2/10 would not bang" 4chan retards
A lot of us like chubby girls
>>33453779Some probably do but they also get away with doing illegal shit regardless.
>>33453797>talk to normal men in real lifehow/where do i do that? dating apps freak me out because I like my privacy
>>33453797+1 for chubby girls
>>33453788Why do you need to be /fit/? You can lose weight sitting on the couch. If you want to be /fit/ do it for you
>>33453788Dunno, what would motivate you to get fit? Do you want a better body? To be healthier?
>>33453749>so, SO much early 2000sTrue lol, but this is kind of trendy with zoomers rn
Good times playing Crazy Taxi man
>>33453788A lot of men here have the opposite problem, getting /fit/ but lacking the courage trying to date. I actually think you're in a better position than those, since if you keep trying you'll eventually run into someone you're compatible with. /fit/ness is no prerequisite to dating; there are plenty of people that are overweight who have no trouble with that, getting married even.
>>33453803I hate being fat. I got fat because I had a really rough year and it disgusts me. I want to be healthy
>>33453804Healthy + better body yeah
>>33453747is it weird that i think somalian women and their large foreheads are kinda hot?
>>33453788Flip situation, sort of. Don't avoid going out. That's how you in up in my situation. Fix your diet first, but still live your life. You don't have to religiously track calories, but determine your bmr and make sure you vaguely stay below that. Exercise will take some scheduling. You have the time, but need to dedicate time for it and be consistent. I've found that's the hardest part, but the diet thing will work for you in the meantime.
>>33453792If they really are your friends and you know that by heart just be like "i wanted to go to :(" or something like that
>>33453811>>33453807Where should I meet people? I was a hermit/shutin most of my life and I only really go to a niche specific thing and socialize that way. I don't really have any friends
>>33453801>dating apps freak me outSamesies but I've tried in the past and they're not so bad
Idk if you're in school/work or have any friends and hobbies where you can meet more guys
It's good to get fit and stuff ofc but that shouldn't stop you from talking to guys
>>33453802https://youtu.be/zDnPFxnALBg?si=LlAOqGxmHFpWspif
>>33453226M. When I was 16 yes
>>33453806Same. Fuck, I had a physical copy of crazy taxi 3 and I loved, although the challenges can eat a dick. Too bad the only downloadable versions I find have changed the music for some reason.
>>33453810Get a snow woman?
They can have large foreheads, too.
>>33453816Also to add, I've noticed people don't really like/talk to me much or seem to want me around. Maybe I'm too awkward?
>>33453793>not that seriousYou've lost me. Are we still talking about humor.
>>33453794Where did I say west africans were ugly?
>>33453818Did you make the right choice?
>>33453816I wish I could tell you, same boat. What I'm attempting to do is explore different towns around me and then dedicating a weekday to do at least something that looks vaguely fun. I haven't gone out yet though due to work, which kind of sucks, but maybe try it and see if it works? Do you have any hobbies or things you like to do outside of your niche?
>>33453814Imagine not subconsciously analyzing ever single one of your thoughts for whether there is a sound logical argument in favor of them and immediately discarding ones that aren't
>>33453626You should buy some cheeky soap
>>33453826Goooooood gravy!
>>33453816>>33453821Both of these things also apply to me, so I wouldn't know how to fix it. But if you're at least trying to date - even though you're getting rejected - you're probably not doing it wrong.
>>33453828Do you have any examples of activities that are appropriate for a single 20something woman to do? I do have other hobbies/activities but they can all be done solitary
>>33453825How do you perceive boomer humor to be serious?
thinkin bout washboard abs
>>33453826Love that hair.
>>33453809>Healthy + better body yeahWell, there you have it, that's a good motivation. Now all you need to do is take small but constant steps towards that goal, not compare yourself or get discouraged and trust the process.
>>33453821Comes with the territory. People can be shitty and standoffish at times. Very well could be, but just focus on being nice and chill and you'll meet people. Niceness usually comes with familiarity so smile, make eye contact, say hello, hold the door, etc. You'll find people eventually.
>>33453837Are you… excited?
>>33453807This, I dated the most when I was skinnyfat but going out and partying a lot, vs. when I was a fit nerd
>>33453819>the challenges can eat a dickLol yeah they were pretty tough
I played it in the arcade also and had the PC version
>>33453819>changed the music for some reasonYeah I think it had to do with licensing issues. But the new soundtrack is actually awesome too and has that y2k pop punk vibe. Introduced me to good albums like this one https://youtu.be/_dhGXfNe-eg?si=rLJ-N9nk3A0h9sbF
>>33453837Trust me babe, I have strong muscles below all that fat from sucking in my tummy all day to look thinner
>>33453836In the sense that people still remember early internet memes. Maybe not serious It just lasts longer
>>33453829That's right, just follow your NPC decision tree.
>>33453834Thank you. I just am at a loss for what to do because I keep trying and running into a wall. I haven't let other setbacks prevent me from doing what I need to do but when it comes to dating, it's starting to get exhausting :(
Are you in the US?
>>33453846Nta but actually often true.
>>33453839prefer a bit lankier than him but sure
>>33453844i want to know what it feels like to rub against them
>>33453851>Are you in the US?No, I'm in Europe.
>>33453827Probably not. But I only felt that I have the power to choose very recently. So idk
>>33453842Thank you for the kind words anon!
>>33453843Thank you, I won't give up.
>>33453847https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
YTMND
>>33453835Do you mind sharing them? Might give me some ideas, but try hitting up a coffee shop or some places have crafty/maker spaces around. There's also classes, but these things vary by region so you may have to shop around. Worst case, there is always the gym or learning a new thing. I went to a craft place and it was almost like a live-action murder mystery where you had to play a character. Not my cup of tea personally, but it was fun and forced me to interact with people.
>>33453853I do that (5'11, 190lbs) and I just tried doing a pushup. Could not. It's over...
>>33453855Bummer, well I hope you and I both can find what we seek!
>>33453847Personally I'd say that's mark of quality humor that has stood the test of time.
>>33453854*wipes forehead*
I see.
>a foid struggling with dating in 2025 when every non-Chad is basically begging for a crumb of pussy
I don't buy it
>>33453856Nta but what did you chose once you felt that?
>>33453846Apparently you're supposed to do that to have a strong core so good job
I had an injury after a car accident and they told me I should just be flexing my ab muscles at all times to get them stronger lol
>>33453857Anytime and don't give up. Sometimes it can be soulcrushing, but there's people out there. Just gotta find them. And if you end up in my situation, you can at least have some interesting stories about the crazy stuff you've done. Just this last week, I had to fight off a crackhead which was cool.
>>33453855Haha what a sucker (I'm in Europe too pls help)
>>33453860>I went to a craft place and it was almost like a live-action murder mystery where you had to play a character. That sounds right up my alley
Truthfully a lot of what I enjoy doing is probably because I can do it by myself. Like reading, writing, watching movies, baking. There are a couple other activities I like doing that are better with others but I haven't found any friends for that yet
>>33453870I started exercising to stop being depressed and am trying to stop being so shy
>>33453851>Thank you. I just am at a loss for what to do because I keep trying and running into a wall. I haven't let other setbacks prevent me from doing what I need to do but when it comes to dating, it's starting to get exhausting :(I can understand that. But as I said: plenty of guys here are struggling with the opposite - or even worse issues - where they're either only attempting to self-improve indefinitely, always procrastinating on actually leaving the house and trying to meet someone, or not doing either, only posting on /atoga/. If you're actively trying, you're miles ahead of many - if not most of the guys here.
Also, as
>>33453845 said, data shows that BMI is not strongly correlated with romantic success (and underweight tends to be worse than overweight). Extraversion is much more predictive of it. At the end of the day, the people who end up romantically involved are the grass touchers.
>>33453863I wish you the best of luck as well.
>>33453872>fight off a crackheadThat sounds terrible... What happened?
>>33453860>try hitting up a coffee shopAgreed
If a girl asked me out when I was a barista or receptionist I would've said yes...
>>33453095>You have to be social. You need to make friendsEw
>>33453075>pls don't say clubs or bars, I've tried, it suckedWhy did it
That's where the baddies go
>>33453065>they do that random women they interact withDer mansplainer
>>33453034Nobody should be yelling at you or ordering you about anyway so yeah, they're pathetic
>>33453866Maybe. I also just classify everything that annoys me on the internet as boomer behavior. So there is a bias for sure
>>33453873Europe… the land of Princesses.
It’s not over!
>>33453874Check it out! Same as in solo hobbies. Mine gets me outside when I have time, but a lot of it can be solo. I'm sure there's some groups out there for those other activities, but sometimes you might have to brave discord to find them too.
>>33453879He was tweaking off something and raging and beating his steering wheel. I was in a hurry so I chose the fuel bay closest. Guy came at me and I had to tell him off. Very nearly had to fight him and luckily did not have to stay for when police came. Great fun and a good story. Just gotta live for those random events. This wasn't the first time either.
>>33453883>just classify everything that annoys me on the internet as boomer behaviorI guess that answers that.
Men, what's it like to have a prostate?
He is trying to overlay external order onto internal chaos and his body rejects it like a bad transplant.
>>33453891Like conflating needing to pee with being horny.
>>33453891It's kinda just there.
Incels think that it's about being tall, handsome or rich. But the truth is that if you're extroverted and talkative you're good, but if you're introverted and quiet you're fucked.
Both genders, opinion.
>>33453888>DiscordI'm actually in a bunch for my area and interest hobby group. I haven't made any friends yet, though.
That sounds awful, I would hate dealing with that but I'm glad you didn't have to duke it out or deal with the police
>>33453893Not in that way, I'm not going to ruin their night over this
Is it a feminine notion to have an inner world? I'm an M and grew up with one, and am now wondering if other people have one, or if it's mostly a feminine thing to have one.
>>33453033Being sure of yourself, not letting fear or shyness get in the way of you doing things, having faith you can succeed
Lack of insecurity basically
Don't think it's gendered
>>33453006I hate the overused bean mouth artstyle lol
Also OP didn't account for lesbian women who draw some of the sexiest stuff
>>33453894What are you talking about?
>>33453891Dunno, unfortunately I can't seem to find it or reach it. It's there I guess.
>>33453901I know. I am just curious
>>33453902>feminine notioneven if it is, why does it matter? You have one and it doesn't need to be a gendered thing. it just is a thing about you
>>33453907Even if they were being nefarious they'd probably just lie if I called them out
M., I live with more women than I'd like, 2 are autistic, I do pretty much all the cooking and cleaning. Women, would you be offended if you were provided a diaper genie for pad disposal? If I've got to be dealing with the damn things anyways why not make it simple?
>>33453909>why does it matter?I am just curious, that is all.
>>33453902What is that? Never heard of it
>>33453891What's that
>>33453902Sounds more like introversion and a personality thing
>>33453898Oversimplification and I think it's more that introverts just don't meet as many people and come out of their shell to hit it off
Sometimes opposites attract and some women like introverted, quiet guys so I disagree with that statement
>>33453900I've found you just sort of have to annoy/constantly dm anons. Again, kind of plays into that familiarity dynamic. In hindsight, totally random event and kind of funny. Next time, I probably shouldn't choose the bay next to the raging crackhead. At the time, I was just hoping not to have to fight or shoot someone on something.
>>33453898>if you're introverted and quiet you're fuckedAt least this part sounds right. Can meet people and play the numbers game to find someone you click with if you don't meet people.
t. m introvert
>>33453911>diaper genieit doesn't need to go that far. Just suggest/get a little trash can with a step opener. It's pretty straightforward and understood what it's meant to be for
>>33453902no, no one else has one. you are very special and unique
>>33453891It honestly sucks in my opinion. Unwanted sexual stimulation sometimes and it seems like they only exist to crap out and cause problems as you age.
>>33453902>grew up with oneDidn't everyone?
>or if it's mostly a feminine thing to have one.Also fuck you for the way you're framing this question.
>>33453911>the moid who is obsessed with maxi pads has entered the chat
>>33453891Frustrating because I don't have a gf who will massage it for me
>>33453916you get random dms? I've never experienced that. But also they are all massive servers/mostly people that know each other irl. My username doesn't give any indicator to who i am bc i didn't make it my real life name or picture and i'm okay with that. I prefer to have few friends anyway. Maybe that's a cope but it's just what works best for me.
You're in a European country where you have a gun? Interesting
>>33453911NAG. What are autistic women actually like?
>>33453898I've also had girls assume I was an extrovert because I can be quite bubbly in social settings, in reality I've always been incredibly introverted
Being an introvert doesn't mean you can't have social skills or open your mouth
>>33453898>But the truth is that if you're extroverted and talkative you're goodF I disagree with this. Being likeable requires more than this. Hell, politicians have this.
>>33453898I don't think you're wrong - and there is supportive data for your claim. The problem is that this isn't the white pill it seems, since personality traits like extraversion are actually substantially heritable and relatively stable. I think the underlying reason why people are struggling is because in-person interaction is generally declining and people are becoming more and more socially isolated. Extraverts do comparatively well since they're the only ones still leaving the house.
>>33453898F
Charisma can make up for a lot of things. But so can being tall and rich. If you have one outstanding thing, you can leverage that to try and catch the less than ideal parts a bit but obviously the final boss power move is to bring them all together. Being charismatic as a broke manlet is better than also being autistic and awkward on top of it, but it won't outshine a tall broke guy thats charismatic. It's like strengths you gather. The more the better and the final potential is unlocked when it all comes together.
Do I need to be a goth to meet a goth girl?
>>3345389195% of the time you forget it's there until your 50's and 60's when suddenly it's cancerous
>>33453923>Also fuck you for the way you're framing this question.The notion of a male having a feminine trait is not something to be desired, since it goes against traditional gender norms.
>>33453723Let's agree on something: pride itself isn't a male thing. Male pride is. And there's a slight difference, otherwise there would be no need to coin a term.
But you claimed I was a man because women lack patience in debates, and lack pride... It's not true. Women can be argumentative, can care about winning... But they're often not doing it to vindicate their sex or their femininity... Whereas when a man's male pride is threatened, it's a threat to his manhood.
Now, let's go back to Japanese men: what is wrong with them? Their (their male ego, their manhood) is easily threatened by their women. And the woman they're in a relationship with has to be conscious of that and try to minimize herself or his embarrassment whenever he thinks his manhood is threatened, otherwise the man will hate her. But what makes this funny to me is the paradox between basically how this man sees himself and how he is: he demands respect like he's this alpha male, but by the traditional standards he relies on to require respect for his male pride, manhood... he would be a beta bitch: short, thin, can't throw a punch, wears glasses, relies on a woman's sacrifices/diminishing herself to keep face, to save his ego and sense of manhood... It's just all too pathetic and thus a bit funny to me.
Another point that I would like to clarify, though I think should be clear by what preceded, is that these men aren't just annoying because they give out falsely confident opinions about things outside their field. They don't just do this professionally, they do it in all aspects of life, where they belittle a girl or woman to humble her and to remind her she'll always be inherently lower than a man.
Men do belittle each other, but when they do that, it's out of competition. It's not about competition when it's a woman; it's about the need to reinforce to themselves and to her that she's inferior. It's as if they need to reinforce the "natural" order.
I hope this is clear. If it's not ask me.
I hate how people describe things as "massive" in current year.
To me massive means not hollow. So yeah, a lot of things are massive, even small things.
>>33453930>Extraverts do comparatively well since they're the only ones still leaving the house.Man, they had it rough during Covid lockdowns though. Introverts were like, "So?"
>>33453891I don't even think about it.
>>33453926Started with my messaging, but yes. Best to try to pick some friendly folks and start from there. A lot of times that can lead to smaller/unrelated discords which tend to be a lot more welcoming. Best to keep anon until you know who you're dealing with. Same for friends, but I sadly have none local right now. USA actually, which probably makes a little more sense
>>33453943Your retardation is massive.
Women, do you have any stereotypically male traits?
>>33453927they are completely silent most of the time and then when you're alone they talk at you not to you and they go into intricate detail about things you don't know or care about, and you are supposed to be thankful that they feel comfortable enough with you to sperg about serial killers for 4 hours.
>>33453937Nope, just go to alt bars/clubs and meet goth baddies
>>33453943You know what's massive? The jungle https://youtu.be/mL2Bgj-za5k?si=x0QwAThOL7XlaxLv
Men, do you have any stereotypically male traits?
>>33453923>Didn't everyone?I assumed this too, but my hypothesis is that for people who grew up where rigid gender norms were followed, they did not because it's considered a feminine trait to have one.
>>33453949>smaller/unrelated discordsI got invited to one! I still wouldn't say they're friends/even like me but it is nice to feel semi-included with that particular niche activity.
Which part of the US are you in?
>>33453947True enough. But word have meanings and it annoys me when people abuse words.
>>33453960Nta but have you ever heard of this concept called a metaphor?
>>33453952So not that different from male autists after all.
>>33453955Sometimes I can't find something and then my female roommate finds it straight away
>>33453937no, most goth girls date the most braindead normies imaginable, but you should go goth anyway bc goth guys are hot
>>33453943>To me massive means not hollow.This is incorrect because the word refers to mass not how much something contains. A massive object can be hollow. Solid objects can be small and not massive. It's "massiveness" comes from weight or size not structure.
>>33453968Oh god, I hate weaponized incompetence.
Why do Western women raise their sons to be doormat simps?
>>33453959Perfect! yeah, it can take some time, but it's nice to be included especially in a smaller group where chat isn't drowned. Best of luck and if you don't mind, what is your niche? Always like to see new things. Pennsylvania is about all I can say, but what about you?
>>33453955I think seeing a better version of myself in my reflection probably applies to me.
>>33453937Not at all, I'd just have more of a common ground with those guys. In fact I like normies better because I get to expose them to stuff.
>>33453967The female ones are their own special breed of retarded, there's nothing quite like cleaning a disaster zone of a bathroom and then getting texted an article from a girl about how men don't do enough housework.
>>33453976Why do western men let them?
Oh wait, it's because thats the male default and not actually something they impose on them.
>>33453956>it's considered a feminine trait to have oneI have never heard such nonsense.
>>33453978Oh no! I don't want to say, its too specific I'm sorry. Also you're really far from me, bummer.
>>33453958Can you elaborate?
>>33453966All words are metaphors. You can be poetic with them. Don't abuse them.
>>33453943Scientific jargon isn't normal language. It means very large in regular English vernacular
>>33453943How can you have a massive thing that is hollow then?
>>33453974Everything has mass. Except my ego.
We know that JH is into raceplay and choking.
Do we have her thoughts on whether or not she'd want to incorporate a noose in the bedroom?
>>33453937goth girls don't date goth guys
anime girls don't date anime guys
cosplayer chicks don't date cosplayer guys
gamer girls don't date gamer guys
I hope you can figure out the pattern here
>>33453986That's fair! I do find myself in some of the central asia stans from time to time if that's closer. Maybe sometime on discord, yeah?
>>33453973I'm not gonna do the look just to be a poser.
>>33453981Now you're just describing women.
>>33453988Using massive to describe something big is poetic. It's also used to describe something of impact or weight. Like how you are a massive autist, with a massive mom that drops massive logs.
You are aware that language morphs and evolves all the time, right?
If women love dangerous men then how come super roided out MMA guys aren't popular with women? Why do they like more lean soft guys? Do they basically just want like a medieval knight prince who is both elegant and violent at the same time?
>>33453997I'm on the other side of the US I mean. What takes you to central asia? And yeah that would be neat!
>>33452991You have to be 18+ to post here
>>33452951Sorry babez
>>33452900Why does she lose value for partying or sleeping around?
>>33452887Be disturbed, report it and break up soz
>>33453992Like this
>>33453974But if you ask me you can't.
>>33453995She gets violently angry when people suggest this, so we know she's into it.
>>33454001Being dangerous has little to do with your physical fighting skills in a world of police states and automatic rifles. Having a dangerous mind is much more important for success.
>>33453996>anime girls don't date anime guysI disagree with this one. Have you seen an anime club lately? And gamer girls like gamer guys that just aren't the stereotypical Halo COD dudebro.
>>33453992Your pussy is massive but its hollow innit?
>>33453991>It means very large in regular English vernacularAnd I hate it. Because it wasn't so long ago it didn't.
>>33453996I've dated girls who also liked vidya and anime, but that was incidental
You don't have to make it your entire personality lol
>>33454001MMA guys are popular with women
>>33454008Yeah but is it actual angry or is it tsundere angry
>>33454000>You are aware that language morphs and evolves all the time, right?I don't have to like it. Especially when it's being stupid about it.
>>33454004>Why does she lose value for partying or sleeping around?>it's gross>probably got a disease>implies loose morals, low impulse control, or both>guy #42 will never be anything special to her>there will probably be a guy #43
>>33454001>super roided outThis look is what a guy thinks a girl is physically attracted to, not what they actually like. It's a power fantasy like a comic book or something.
>>33453955I’m pretty cocky
Would the women itt enjoy it if I posted a pic of me being vascular?
Girls, I’m going to tickle you inside your private parts
>>33454003Ahh I gotcha. California/Nevada out that ways? Used to live over there actually. It's amazing over in the stans, but partly the horse milk now keeps me coming back. Great people over there too. Made a few friends. Admittedly, tempted to drop a line, but maybe this will work for the next 15 minutes.
>>33453998that's respectable. I was goth for a long time but grew out of the style without ever having a goth bf
Men, are you a "wifeguy"?
>>33454018>probably got a diseaseSTD tests are a thing
>>33454028RIP
>>33454023They don't deserve it.
>>33454006Blimps? Oil storage tanks? Stadiums? The Statue of Liberty?
>>33454027Yeah I'm out west. Do you have family in the stans? And it's up to you, no pressure
>>33454029Probably not. The fuck is that?
>>33454029Nah I don't say any of these things
I'm more like a girlhusband
Men, if you were 18, would you have sex with Bonnie Blue?
>Who?
She's a porn star. One of her things is fucking any 18 year old guy who asks, so long as he agrees to be filmed while doing it.
>>33454012Next thing we know you have a melty over the fact that awful isn't used to mean full of awe, girl means female child and not just a child regardless of gender, meat now specifically means flesh when it used to mean food in general and silly isn't used to mean something is innocent and blessed, terrific isn't used as in terror inducing and artificial is no longer meant to say artfully made. Your life must be truly awful (in the modern meaning). You were born in the wrong era.
>>33454028Lol, How many times have you see The Crow? :)
>>33454017Ok boomer. I bet everything was so much better when you were a kid.
>>33454034Excuse the email as it was randomly generated. Nope, just made some friends in school that were from there. Hoping to visit next year
>>33454029M
Yes my wife has done literally all of those things
>>33454037My life would probably have been better if I actually went through with losing my virginity to a Brazilian hooker when I had the chance.
Femanons, describe yourself and I'll fap to you
>>33454048Fat and balding.
>>33454037Honestly? Putting myself in my 18 year old brain, yeah.
>>33454037From what I've seen, she's one of those "I'm gonna fuck 1000 men", so no.
>>33454037Shoudlve posted a pic. She looks pretty bogged.
Still would though
How do you act when no one is watching you?
>>33453869>>a foid struggling with dating in 2025 when every non-dateable moid is basically begging for a crumb of pussyFtfy
>>33454037Absolutely not, even without the filming thing
>>33454037No. I'd call her a disgusting whore to her face.
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>>33454055>non-dateablearen't you not only a single mom but not a very good single mom? There is no "non-dateable" for you, you should be jumping for joy if the dude doesn't have a felony.
>>33454029No, I hate women.
>>33454053F I tend not to wear pants.
I dont eat a lot of sugar. Is it true that sugar is good for me brain? Am I allowed to eat a moderate amount?
>>33454054M
Emptier than usual
>>33454033Not massive. According to my understanding of the word.
>>33454042Just emailed you from proton
>>33454065Thats nice Bonnie, didnt ask though
>>33454066Yeah, eat some sugar. It's a feast and you were invited.
>>33454066Refined sugar is pretty damned bad. Stick to fruit and like honey.
>>33454058Kill yourself.
>>33454055We know you hate men, you don't have to keep telling us.
>>33454054I jerk off a lot
>>33454035>The fuck is that?A "wife guy" is a strictly monogamous guy who really loves his post-wall wife a whole lot and posts about her. Usually she is just using him for resources after having her fun in her youth, and he either doesn't know or doesn't care because he is weak ineffectual loser simp of a man. If he does begin to care then what little pushback he offers immediately gets threatened by the ominious looming threat of divorce rape or dead bedroom situations. They may try to overcompensate for this by acting tough on social media, but in reality everyone knows wife guys have too much to lose and too little courage to ever enact violence or truly stand up for themselves.
>>33454034Just realized I can't respond, lol. Give me a sec to figure out a workaround.
>>33454037No I wouldn't lol
Lass has been banged more times than pots in lockdown
I would date her though (if she wasn't doing the sex stuff), she actually seems quite nice
>>33454050Somehow I suspect moid hands
>>33454054Dance around the room
>>33454058REEEEEEEE
>>33454037No. Mostly because I wouldn't live anywhere near her.
>>33454048fat, black and retarded
>>33454061Nope, men are cooked out there.
So much mental illness, not enough therapists putting up with it.
>>33454072What? That's not my name.
>>33454080Imagine being this paranoid.
>>33454039probably not enough to swear by it. I swear I was just having this conversation with my only still-goth friend. can you read minds?
>>33454071>>33454080My bad - lemme fetch my old proton
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>>33454073>It's a feast and you were invited.Same vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDAhnbYobE
>>33453891It sucks, I don't want my ass linked to my dick at all, I get proctalgia fugax a lot
>>33454076>Stick to fruit and like honey.I can do that
>>33454089Haha, nah, that's just something that posers especially seem to really like.
>>33454079Oh and btw almost all men are like this. Most men with wives are wife guys because only retarded simp men get married in 2025 (as if they're some medieval prince getting married for political power or some shit.) Genuine high value chad men just fuck women and then ghost them or manipulate them.
>>33454086>man has healthy boundaries and self esteem>woman declares it mental illnessmany such cases
>>33454085Are you actually
Well I like black girls, chubby girls and bimbos
Uh what are you wearing
>>33454091What's you grammar
>>33454088If I dropped a discord, I'd prolly be flooded, but I'm down for that. Shoot me a line by all means
>>33453942>Let's agree on something: pride itself isn't a male thing. Male pride is. And there's a slight difference, otherwise there would be no need to coin a term.Yes, we can agree here.
>But you claimed I was a man because women lack patience in debates, and lack pride... It's not true. Women can be argumentative, can care about winning...I don't disagree, but there are tendencies in behaviour.
>when a man's male pride is threatened, it's a threat to his manhood.I don't think that consciously manifests as a threat to ones manhood, i.e. men don't think "I need to assert myself for my manhood's sake". It is probably correlated with that in the sense that men feel particularly upset when they feel threatened in a way that risks how other men - let alone women - view them, which can be viewed as a proxy of manhood, social status, etc. - but it does not come to ones mind. One just feels upset about that other person being in disagreement and the desire to resolve it, test ones argument, best the other, etc. - in fact, I don't think what you experience and what I experience is not that different. I don't think it's a question of sex, it is more a question of personality traits - which have a gendered dimension in the sense of the distributions differing between the sexes. However, you can e.g. find women who are less agreeable than some men, even though women tend to be more agreeable than men on average.
>>33454086>Men are cooked, so much mental illnessSays the fat poly single mother who posts here all day
>>33454097I dunno, can you? Avoiding refined sugar is harder than it seems. It's in an awful lot of processed food. Even "whole wheat" breads can contain it.
>>33454038Artificial does still mean artfully made, as far as I'm aware, in the sense it's been crafted by humans.
I am however annoyed about the shift the word art has taken.
>>33454104>bimboYes I am. I'm also tall. I'm not that kind of retarded. I'm retarded in a social retard kind of way that probably looks antisocial to people who don't understand and get to know me and in an annoying know-it-all sperg way. I'm wearing a uzumaki t-shirt and black pants
>>33454092>WE MUST PLUNG WE MUST PLUNGE WE MUST PLUNGE God yes. You so get it.
>>33454101>healthy boundaries and self esteemThat's not how you spell "mommy complex and porn addiction" lol
>>33454106>If I dropped a discord, I'd prolly be floodedwho is going to tell him
>>33453942>>33454107>Now, let's go back to Japanese men: what is wrong with them? [...] It's just all too pathetic and thus a bit funny to me.I think it's important to note that what determines such behaviour is not just a question of competency, height, strength, etc. but most of all personality traits. While personality traits and manifest behaviour is to an extent correlated with physical traits (e.g. both stronger men and more attractive women are more likely to get 'angry' than weaker men or less attractive women), the correlations aren't that pronounced. The point I made earlier was that even though the weak, frail Japanese man might seem silly to you, he might not seem as silly to even weaker and even frailer Japanese women, who reward his behaviour with deference. Overall, the behaviour is adaptive, because the cost to looking silly every now and then is relatively small compared to the benefits of being in charge whenever it works. Behaviour like that is to a greater extent instinctual than we tend to think.
>Men do belittle each other, but when they do that, it's out of competition. It's not about competition when it's a woman; it's about the need to reinforce to themselves and to her that she's inferior. It's as if they need to reinforce the "natural" order.I hope this is clear. If it's not ask me.
No, I get what you mean. Such behavioural patterns might exist. But if they do, they would also manifest subconsciously, i.e. men would not typically think in literal terms that they need to subdue women in order to assert themselves but rather they will inadvertently act in a manner that achieves it.
That being said, it's getting a bit late here, so I'll have to leave now. I'm somewhat glad the discussion became a little less bellicose in the end. Perhaps there will be a future opportunity to continue. Have a nice evening / day or whatever time it is where you are.
>>33454106Lol, you are not that important. Nta
if you were to choose a baby name, do you consider the possible ways it could rhyme with a word kids could bully them with?
>>33454079>>33454099>almost all men are like thisI don't think that's true. That guy does exist though.
>>33454108I just got back from touching grass today. Did you?
>>33454098LOL fair enough. I never really got into the stereotypical "goth" stuff anyway
>>33454118Yeah.
If you don't, you are a bad parent. You have to consider a name from every possible angle. Not a choice to take lightly.
>>33454037My dick would probably fall off within a few days
>>33454111What makes you a bimbo lol
Ooh, tall is hot, how tall if you don't mind me asking
>retarded in a social retard kind of wayAre you a bit autismo
>to people who don't understandSounds like a them problem
Based Junji Ito enjoyer, have you seen the animation also?
>black pantsWhat kind, like jeans? You sound cute
>>33454114>Mommy complexGod forbid you be expected to do literally anything in the relationship
>porn addictionYes Gladys, he can't get hard for a woman he hates who lays there on the bed staring at the ceiling because of the porn, clearly the porn is the issue not your awful personality, frigid attitude, and unwavering stoicism in the bedroom.
>>33451911 (OP)M
>Don't let your husband your husband wear a violet tie with grass green socks. If he is unhappily devoid of the color sense, he must be forcibly restrained.Honestly this. Some men need aesthetic sense beaten into them.
>>33454111I mean yes I am actually, and that i'm not a bimbo
>>33454040>Everything that existed in the world when you were born is the natural order of things.>Everything that was invented before you were 30 is new and exciting and you can probably make a career in it.>Everything that was invented after you were 30 is an abomination.- Douglas Adams
>>33454115>>33454117Definitely not lmao, but never know what to expect from these threads,
>>33454105The first guy I ever had a crush on was named Adrian. Good memories.
>>33454123Yes I was literally touching grass in the field this morning and probably scaring the hoez
>>33454132Gotcha
>>33454119Any man with a wife in the western world pretty much is because there is little logical reason for someone who is the breadwinner to get married in the current day.
>>33454054Grabbing my penis.
>>33454131I like that name
>>33454104You know what they say about people that point out typos, right?
>>33454133Maybe if you are an NPC that stops growing.
>>33454135Glad you have good memories. I don't think anyone has ever had a crush on me though.
>>33454128Average american male height.
I saw the animation, only the first episode because it apparently went downhill from there due to a production nightmare.
They're synthetic and wide-leg. Please don't actually masturbate to me I promise you I'm not what you have in mind and I thought you'd be put off.
What do you look like?
>>33454148They should. Is a good name.
>>33454118I used to be bullied a lot, so yes.
>>33454079I don't have any resources to be used for. So, no I'm not a "wife guy".
>>33454153What is your name?
>>33454140Also, this made me nostalgic. I had a bright eyes phase when I was 16 or so.
https://youtu.be/VzQS3LcG3lo?si=XcPqGtvB2qy0mq_B
>>33454144Thank you. It's pretty common around here. I guess it's like Ashley or Jessica almost.
>>33454152It seems that it takes more than that to make people like you. Still, thanks.
>>33454134You can like, just ignore or block people you want nothing to do with.
Saw clouds today
What was the highlight of your day, atogs?
>>33454156
Can i come back, or are femanons still shitting on us?
>>33454169Hanging with my mom, grandpa, and grandma
>>33454150>Please don't actually masturbate to meAlright lol
You're taller than me lol by a couple inches
>only the first episode because it apparently went downhill from there due to a production nightmareYeah same
My bud is a fan of the manga but was disappointed by the later eps
>synthetic and wide-legSounds comfy
>What do you look like?What do you wanna know lol?
>>33454091Gavin
The feds already knows who I am, I don't care
>>33454169I was laying in bed and let tiny pieces of very bitter dark chocolate melt in my mouth until it coated every bit.
>>33454166Eastern europe? Is anna common?
>>33454091David, but you can call me A- Dave.
>>33454169>What was the highlight of your dayDid a set of four pullups. For the first time in my life.
>>33454168It's honestly seemed to change a few times and I haven't paid attention enough to keep up with them. That probably makes more sense, but hey why not?
>>33454163Bright Eyes was/is phenomenal. Glad it brought you back to a simpler time, if only for a moment.
>>33454172Hopefully they've all fucked off for good.
>>33454169Having a roast dinner
>saw clouds todayCome to the UK we have them every day
>>33454175Just describe yourself to the best of your ability. Thank you for not jerking off to me
>>33454129Come on, you eventually have to give up that women are the problem with all the studies coming out on why women are divorcing men and why they are mostly right in arguments.
Men. Are. The. Problem. Periodt.
>>33454123supervised visitation?
>>33454169M
Im eating good food at this very moment
>>33454173What would they say? I can't think of anything
>>33454172What have you been up to?
>>33454190NTA but you're wrong, and retarded. And also fat and stupid. You should kill yourself.
>Indian chick spends literally 30 minutes on a train ride shitting on America, white men, Christianity, and me in particular
>asks if I want to get coffee with her to talk more
So apparently where Indian men are like a super distilled version of negative masculinity the women are the same for feminine trait, but there just aren't as many of them here.
>>33454185Hm yes, maybe I needed that. Thank you.
>>33454189You're welcome lmao
Er I'm 5'7", brown curly hair, blue eyes, wide shoulders but kinda skinnyfat, just wearing sweatpants and a coca cola t-shirt rn lol
>>33454197She is giga based
>>33454190literally every study coming out of a women's studies department is fake, they can never be replicated and usually it comes out that the women doing them just made everything up. The infamous "men will divorce you if you get cancer!" study is the prime example, it's still passed around as gospel despite the fact that it was all made up. Without getting too much into my personal life a nurse has literally said that shit in front of me and my wife, it took a lot of restraint not to just deck her then and there.
>>33454191>>33454195Bunch of road kill screaming a death rattle. Seethe harder.
>>33454197Sounds like they deserve the way their men treat them.
>>33454197There was an Indian girl who lived in the dorm above mine in college and and I would sometimes sleep over with her and she'd let me lie in her lap and play with my hair and she cooked really good food
Lots of Indian girls are great you just met a toxic one kek
>>33454207Nah, I always get that. The song. https://youtu.be/ZJp0CzMYY_w?si=1RY2Xz4yUYLZ84q-
>>33454194hi cat poster
>What have you been up to?watching back cracking asmr videos on YouTube
>>33454048OK can one of the femanons here at least insult me then so I have something to fap to
>>33454211Probably easier to hate us than to accept that men don't want you.
>>33454188American. Descendant of recent Irish immigrants
>>33454196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grfiGzmoJ74
>>33454169Waking up
>>33454177That sounds MAGICAL
>>33454187>>33454192I just ate my weight in medi food
>>33454204That's cool. You should probably post on soc if you're looking to lewd with someone. Unfortunately that won't be me. Good luck!
>>33454058Oh shit you beat me to it
>>33454225>recentEverything ok?
>>33454209>The infamous "men will divorce you if you get cancer!" study is the prime exampleYeah this is stupid kek. I worked in healthcare for years and most cancer patients of both genders had very loyal partners
>>33454212Indian gender relations are a chicken or the egg thing, like my time in India really made me rethink my misogyny and that's a place that would make Andrew Tate a feminist, at the same time the Indian women are very calculating and devious in a way that western women just aren't, like American girls just assume they're Queen of Shit Mountain and think manipulation and scheming are beneath them, Indian women are navigating a land where they can literally be burned alive if they fuck up, and accordingly they're very sneaky.
>>33454230Thanks, you're a sweetheart
Nah I'm good was just a spur of the moment thing kek
>>33454227Yo that sounds yum
>>33454234What do you mean?
>>33454218I could use a back crack
State gender. How likely would you be to divorce a significsnt other if they were in a severely disfiguring accident?
>>33454223You are a disgusting perverted degenerate coomer and you have to pathetically stroke your hard dick straining into thin air in a futile attempt to impregnate cute girls before you waste your seed that was supposed to carry on your genetic legacy. All because you failed what all your forefathers managed to do in an unbroken line since many many generations - get pussy. Your sexual appetite is no longer an exclamation of virility but an unwanted expression of a dead end.
Hope this helps.
>>33454241Guaranteed to work
>>33454237I bet if I went it would make me more of a misogynist.
Imagine if they retconned Superman so that the source of his strength was multiculturalism. That would be so based.
>>33454239I dunno, I guess I always assume that immigrants have experienced some negative stuff.
>>33454241Me too! I dont have pain or anything, but it looks like it feels so good.
>>33454248Little bit smaller to begin with
>>33454251Kinda like Captain Planet?
>>33454242M, I wouldn't
If I married her it's cause I love her, that's not gonna change after an accident
If anything we might bond more if I have to take care of her
>>33454247Thanks, this is turning me on kek
>>33454258Captain Planet needs a reboot. I think it's a cool concept that would do well if it was slightly less preachy.
women what kind of things do you automatically do in relationships without us having to ask for it?
>>33454242M
Tough question. I'd like to think that by that point I'd love that person enough as to not let that change my feelings.
>>33454247Red flags as fuck
>>33454260The whole concept was preachy eco-terrorist bullshit. The show was horrible and it belongs in the dustbin of history forever.
Is it based to give every girl i fuck a hickey?
>>33454261Dishes mostly. General cleaning.
>>33454261what exactly do you want
>>33454238It was sooo good. I ate like five entrees myself. Sure, I probably looked like a slob. Went on a nice cruise around the town and got ice cream. One of the best dates I have taken myself on!
>>33454224Hahahahaha, oh you were serious like I didn't get hit on several times today again? Men are disgusting and it is morally correct to ignore every advance from one. Jfc.
Liar
md5: 7c5f1d1b04601bb5aa342a7806312c06
🔍
Why do men lie to themselves like this?
>>33454261mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
>>33454265>The whole concept was preachy eco-terrorist bullshitand thats a good thing
>>33454261Nobody has ever asked me for anything. What someone wants and needs is logical and obvious and if I can and want to do it, I will. If I don't then it's because I don't want to or can't, so asking me is not going to make me do it.
>>33454264Cry harder bitch.
I am having trouble finding service to post out here at sea
>>33454265I'm not saying it wasn't but the lore and elemental powers angle was neat.
>>33454270Yes, we totally believe that. Uh huh.
What 9th level Jewish Magic should I use, girls?
What does "eat hot chip" mean? Don't laugh too much.
>>33454271They think simping and being a doormat for women will get them pussy. It's pretty pathetic.
>>33454273Let's drop you in the middle of a hurricane.
>>33454276I shall, it’s a pity you’re so ill
>>33454277You should never have joined the Navy. Your career is powered by the gay sex the other sailors force upon you while your commanding officer turns a blind eye to you bending over and taking it in your bunk.
>>33454282The one where you end up actually having fun existing.
>>33454253My grandparents came from Ireland and my mother's raising wasn't exactly the best, not really an immigrant atruggle persay. Grew up in a single parent household too.
>>33454282deposit 1 million dollars into my bank account
>>33454277That’s where they get you with the Wi-Fi package
>>33454283"Hot chip" is spicy potato chips.
>>33454283Metaphor for being useless, a leech, do nothing but consume.
>>33454282Kabbalah, it's what Madonna turned to after she started to lose her looks and fame.
>>33454268>what exactly do you wantI want a girl to
>Trace her nails on my back and neck>Play with my ears>Tell me nice things>Hug me when i come home>Lean on my shoulders>Rest her legs on top of mine>Put her cute girly things in my apartment
>>33454283eating hot chips, presumably of the Flamin Hot/Taki variety
>>33454287Maybe you even get a boner out of your high horse sesh.
All women want is for you to be dominant, funny, assertive and make them feel safe
If you do that panties drop
>>33454271Does pim tool really look like this now?
>>33454277Get a Starlink.
>>33454271Idk. Maybe they like being alone and jerking off until their heart muscles give in. Power to them. (But stay the fuck away from me and shut up about it)
>>33454282To truly study Jewish Wizardry you have to be born ethnically Jewish and make aliyah to Israel with the certification of a Rabbi knowledgeable about the Black Arts. Service in the IDF is required.
>>33454282>getting anything from the jews for freeIf a jew offers you a deal that sounds too good, it probably involves your soul.
>>33454268honesty
loyalty
an actual human being rather than a repulsive creature that is a slave to sensual pleasure
>>33454304I don’t, I just don’t like people being assholes for no reason, plus it’s icky as hell and I get second hand embarrassment
>>33454301>>Put her cute girly things in my apartmenti thought moids hated that shit
>>33454249India really shook my "women are bad" philosophy, it's hard to describe just how mean they are, Muslims don't even come close.
>>33454305This only works for a small percentage of men. For the rest of them, all of this just comes off as creepy.
>>33454312she didnt ask you
>>33454313>icky as hell and I get second hand embarrassmentNow you know how I feel.
Enjoy.
>>33454305Trying to phrase this as politely as I can but do most women feel unsafe?
>>33454305all men want is for you to be submissive, quiet, obedient, and to keep the house clean
if you do that the wallet opens
>>33454317Making exuses is cucked and non assertive
>>33454316It would strengthen mine. Sounds like a pretty based place.
>>33454314I dont care what other "moids" like or dont. I like what i like
>>33454311As a Jew boy, we really just want to be left alone with a stack of library books and math homework and lubrication to masturbate our circumcised pee pees.
If somehow i ever reach this level of pathetic i want one of you femanons to shoot me
>>33454318public forum, I can say what I want
>>33454319I mean I knew that already. But yes I’ll leave
>>33454320Only if I do something like walk down an alley by myself at night.
>>33454331You keep making those empty promises...
>>33454328idk sounds fun to me
>>33454328i NEED a woman to put me in a triangle choke
>>33454305>dominantshit
>funnyshit
>assertiveshit
>make them feel safefuuuuck
>>33454283It’s because women born after 1992 can’t cook
>>33454305I want to make them feel unsafe, though.
>>33454328Hey, at least he's content with his lot in life. He will escape the chains of Samsara.
>>33454328>>33454337You're gonna have to pay her to do it.
>>33454305If a man tried to pull that with me, I would simply rip his penis off and but it between his jaws.
>>33454338just get a gun woman
Women, have you ever received payment for something that could be considered sexual?
>>33454334Why are neurotypical women more worried about this than autistic women? I've known mega-autistic women who've gone solo backpacking in Spain and Italy, probably with the intent of discrete sex tourism, and have fucked around the town square and tram lines there at all hours of the night without company.
>>33454336Maybe next year
what watches do men like?
>>33454339I hate to tell you this but nothing after 1992 is real. Everything after the 1992 U.S. election is a simulation. You feel like time has passed for 30+ years but it's actually still the very early 1990s. You're part of a test for new VR software is the thing.
What women REALLY want is a chill dude who smokes pot on the weekends and has a bit of a stubble and is kinda lanky and cracks stupid jokes. And also eats pussy.
>>33454345I stepped on a guy's dick once. No, I'm not proud of myself.
>>33454350Depends on the man.
Gshock and Seiko will cover most guys though
>>33454345No but I will accept payment for cuddles
>>33454354Need a woman to do this to me
Balls too
>>33454354Good money or bad money?
>>33454310"Jews" are Edomites, not Judeans which is the actual root of the word Jew. The term "Jew" was a English mistranlation from the Greek word for Judean "Ioudaios." Judeans are an extinct people, Hadrian made sure of that, the modern "jews" are not descended from Jacob and his son Judah but Jacob's brother Esau who hated eachother as well as their descendants towards one another.
>>33454320NTA but within a relationship it's also very much about emotional safety
>>33454353Maybe if by women you mean pudgy microwave meal synthetic tops and outgrown roots individuals.
>>33454347Autistic people are generally really naive.
>>33454354If you did that to me, I'd at least want you to feel proud. Did he like it?
>>33454353I can assure you this is not true.
>>33454354You still touched my dick so that'd be a win for me
>>33454345Spent a year as a happy ending masseuse in a European country. Thought it would be fun, applied online, learned the stories, hopes, and dreams of at least 1000 male tourists that year before I quit and earned enough money to study for a Master's degree.
>>33454356Nobody asked you
>>33454350The old timey pocket watches with a lid you click open.
>>33454328It's probably his wife
>>33454350Omnitrix. Nothing else anyone says is true
>>33454357I can only pay you in reciprocal cuddles, homecooked meals and takeout, and letting you choose the temperature for heating/cooling.
>>33454354Shoes on or barefoot?
lots of classic men's wear never goes out of style larpers itt
>>33454365It's more that we're adventurous than that we're naive. We know the risks, we just care a lot less than neurotypicals.
>>33454359Pretty decent amount.
I know a guy from a hobby shop I go to and he was hanging out with this really hot goth chick, like the kind you think you would never see IRL, and I don't know if t hey were together or just friends but fuck if I felt envious. I couldn't even look at her cause I didn't even feel worthy of doing that.
>>33454374What are your favorite meals to cook?
>>33454350I take back my previous answer, this anon is objectively right
>>33454373
>>33454347NTA but Spain and Italy aren't dangerous and you should stop projecting your obsession with sex tourism onto others
>>33454354How did that arrangement even come about? Did he just ask you out of the blue, did he meet you online?
>>33454366Uh, thanks? I think? I think he was satisfied, yes.
>>33454380>I didn't even feel worthy of doing that.My brother in Christ, get a fucking grip.
>>33454380>like the kind you think you would never see IRLI wonder what it's like being this hot in the real world.
>>33454369I unironically think being a woman in that position would be fun in that you get to hear so much stuff.
>>33454380>ever since I improved myself I started to feel worthy to masturbate to slightly hotter girls
>>33454381Mostly carbohydrates and vegetables. A lot of pastas and rice dishes. That's when I'm cooking for myself, I don't know what I'd be doing differently if I were cooking for two.
>>33454389I geniuenly don't know how to interact with women IRL it's actually an issue.I feel like if I don't do something it's going to turn into some sort of weird phobia.
Would you clap alien puss if you had the Omnitrix?
>>33454399Just pretend she is a guy
>>33454380I've legit seen services where you pay someone like that to hang out.
>puts femanon in a triangle choke but my boner keeps poking her in the cheek
>>33454401Yes, absolutely. Next question.
>>33454405He's a tall skinny twink so I don't doubt he would be able to pull someone like that legitimately.
>>33454403The problem is I don't just go up to random guys and go 'hey what's up' either.
>>33454386I dunno, I still feel like I comprised my morality or something.
>>33454409I don't think I could do martial arts because all those bare feet on the mat would give me a constant boner.
>>33454328I would put my thighs around an anon's head and watch mid anime but for free because I have nothing else in this life
>>33454387I used to run in some pretty freaky circles and I think it was a guy trying to weirdly hit on me.
>>33454415Are you in brazil by chance?
>>33454416So a guy just went "Hey you're hot, wanna step on my dick?"
and you just....said yes? For no payment?
>>33454412You learned from the experience and you grew as a person. Before you weren't sure what your boundaries are, and now you know.
I know we have at least a few femanons that do grappling arts ITT.
Has it ever been an issue where you accidentally feel the dudes dick while rolling?
>>33454399nta do you find yourself distracted or like intimidated or something?
>>33454282I'd say hamsa, but that requires introspection, and you could be trolling so then that would be moot and you'd just leave.
Women, how do you feel about a man not being horny when you are?
>>33454271The funniest thing is that it's as easy as doing the exact opposite of this. Be the one guy who DOESN'T do those things nowadays and watch how easy you get laid.
>>33454424I geniuenly and willingly avert my gaze because I feel like a creep.
>female body makes men horny
why does the male body not make women horny?
>>33454409>batman patchNeed to look into this style of grappling
>>33454354Id let a girl edge me and then flick my dick to make me cum but stepping on my dick with shoes on is a bit much.
>>33454426No idea, that has never happened before. Sounds very awkward.
>>33454261physical affection and gifts. whatever I can do to make life easier, I just want my loved ones to feel loved tbqh
>>33454429women don't get horny for anything they just like playing with men
>>33454327There is not a word you can say that would convince me.
>>33454411>random guysnta
yeah but how do you deal with friends of friends, do you just ignore them?
>>33454415Sign me up. You can pick the anime to make it more tolerable
>>33454429It does. You told us in very unmistakable ways to never ever show it or else we are trash whores with no value.
>>33454420I think it was some weird attempt at machismo or something. I received payment, as previously stated.
>>33454426don't care, probably just go back to doing whatever or sleep
>>33454423I’m in the girls corner if I ever do grappling. For now, I watch the cats train.
>>33454428I was like that a year ago. I don't feel like a creep anymore but still get nervous and scared around women
>>33454444Are you implying that girls are cats and boys are dogs?
Do you think he has been anally raped? Does that explain his thousand yard stare? He is thinking about the male penises that anally invaded his butt?
>>33454421Thanks, anon, unironically. You're good at looking at a situation positively.
>>33454438>yeah but how do you deal with friends of friends, do you just ignore them?If a friend of a friend comes up to talk to my friend I just stare at them idly, say nothing, and wait for them to leave unless they directly talk to me.
Yes, I have the 'tism, how could you tell?
>>33454401Alien's of higher dimensions don't have physical sex.
>>33454429Most of you put no effort into looking good
>>33454450I dont know why I even try taking you guys seriously. Its my fault really.
>>33454447Nta but girls are very cat like
>>33454432Can't sleep so I looked at the porn boards but nothing is doing anything for me. I'm just not horny at all. Now imagine if a woman wanted to fuck.
>>33454448No, he has been anally raped because he had the thousand yard stare. Common misconception.
>>33454458Why would she want to fuck a lifeless and joyless man?
>>33454423No, but I've accidently been felt up a bunch.
>>33454423I used to do hapkido, they usually put me with the other girls because I was always the lightest and least experienced in the group. did feel the assistant teacher's dick on my ass once tho. not bad
>>33454447No
>>33454448Creamy is here for you.
>>33454457Exactly. Like if you try to pet them on the head or scratch them on the chin they will sometimes slap or scratch you, but a few of them will welcome it.
>>33454444Do you like watching the boys wrestle each other?
>>33454453What effort should we put into looking good?
>>33454456Do you think I'm trolling? That is geniuenly what happens to me.
>>33454428You know we like when guys check us out once in a while, right?
>>33454460NTA but women are more attracted to me when I seem lifeless and joyless than when I seem full of energy and passion.
>>33454460Ouch. Well I guess crying myself to sleep is one alternative.
>>33454470Yeah but probably not in a goddang hobby shop full of musty neckbeards and geeks.
>>33454468Styling your hair, dressing nice, working out, controlling your body odor...
>>33454466I like watching the boys in black cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIV_QDt93rY
>>33454471Mentally ill bitches that need to feel like their love and pussy could fix a broken man to feel like they matter don't count.
>>33454464>NoSo you're not implying it but directly stating it?
>>33454462>>33454463Is this something you shrug off or something they apologized for?
>not badharlot
but
hot
>>33454470>You know we like when guys check us out once in a while, right?Women have made it abundantly clear that male attention is cheap, unwanted and gross
>>33454477ye it does and it works too
>>33454464wtf is wrong with Creamy?
Women:
Generally, have you had negative experienced with 'nerd' type guys, or 'jock' type guys? In terms of being respected, having negative relationship with, etc. etc. etc.
IRL encounters only.
>>33454461They want you to respect their boundaries, they can be brainless but intelligent in ways you dont expect. They talk at you that they want something but they dont know what they want.
>>33454481the shy autistic ones get a pass
>>33454429You don't value female horniness more than paying for porn.
>>33454485Nerd type guys are much rapey-er and more boundary-disrespecting. They will pretend to be your friend but you will often find them trying to finger your pussy or put their tongue inside you if you're asleep in the same room together. Jocks are much more respectful.
>>33454464I haven't loved myself in years, I'm not going to start because of a cat.
>>33454485I mainly had positive experiences with men, regardless of their archetype. I think it's more about what you bring out in someone. If you're an insufferable bitch then thats what you get back.
>>33454478The guys that have done that have been mortified. I think I would have made it worse if I made an issue out of it so I shrugged it off. They are kinda hard to avoid I guess.
>>33454488>They talk at you that they want something but they dont know what they want.kek
>>33454491no idea what you mean. No sane person pays for porn
>>33454429you fags get mad when we all flock towards the one guy that actually looks decent while the rest of you are skinnyfat and lame
>>33454475>controlling your body odorHow does that make me look good?
>>33454478I was comparing grappling to cats playing with each other.
>>33454484Creamy is concerned that some anons aren’t loving themselves enough.
>>33454480Creamy said hi.
>>33454500>skinnyfat and lameHey!
:(
>>33454500so now you like muscles
>>33454481That's only sometimes. There are certain occasions and social settings where a woman doesn't mind being objectified to some degree.
>>33454491Nta but isn't paying for porn the ultimate form of valuing female horniness? You're literally paying a woman to be horny without her even needing to see or interact with you, like you're just giving them money to masturbate.
>>33454501It helps to not scare off the huzz like a skunk
>>33454501It makes you look like a civilized person who was raised in a good environment
>>33454507>he actually thinks the women in porn are horny Oh sweaty
>>33454440aww okay :) you won me over
>>33454494How can I help?
>>33454499I paid for the OnlyFans of someone I know irl once to support her during a rough time in her life. It was less arousing than it answered the question "oh, so that's what her pussy looks like when she masturbates", etc.
>>33454500>we like chadssasuga
>>33454510I thought women loved that feral tarzan shit tho
>>33454485What do you mean by nerd and jock? Like out of shape neckbeard type vs athletic and in shape?
>>33454513You can tazer my balls and mace me in the face.
>>33454510>It makes you lookNo it doesn't.
>>33454517The one who shall not be named is not an accurate representation of all women.
>>33454517Only if you have the looks to back that up.
>>33454496>he guys that have done that have been mortifiedHow could you tell
>>33454505>nowthe problem is you retards hear women saying they like muscle and then think of the most extreme grotesque bulking gymcels when we meant runners/swimmers physiques
>>33454478shrug it off, it's not like it was on purpose, especially in a combat sport. closest I've ever been to a man IRL ill take what i can get
>>33454496NTA I also do contact sport but not grappling. Sometimes you hit people in the breasts or nuts, or sometimes you breath wrong and spit a bit on them. Lot of embarassing things, I think everybody quietly accepts them because they happen to everybody at some point.
Hey I'm starting to think women aren't a monolith hive mind who share the same tastes in men and behavior, and actually have a variety of tastes which contradict each other.
Hmm...
NAH!
>>33454521does that mean other women like jizz then?
>>33454499That's not the only way to pay.
You pay with your eyes and your isp too btw.
>>33454518Like in those 1970s-1980s college movies where you have party animal dudes that play football and live in frat houses (jocks) and then you have dudes that are socially awkward and are in the math club and play Dungeons and Dragons and shit (nerds)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoIUqTnHSus
>even a wife is an individualtopjej
>>33452284>the math doesnt add up, because the calc was done, yes, by a womanand 11% turboautist
jk
>>33454526>closest I've ever been to a man IRL ill take what i can gethahahahahahaa
sexually repressed femcel spotted
>>33454513Well, I'm going to sleep now, and we're probably countries apart, so not much you can do. But your interest was appreciated, so thanks.
>>33454518The broad archetypes.
Nerd could be fat neckbeard, skinny twink glasses-wearing geeks, mousy guys, etc. etc. etc.
'Jocks' could be just athletic guys, dudebros, frat boys, sportsball guys, etc. etc. etc.
>>33454528You almost gained some self awareness there - almost
>>33454511Why the hell would they fuck themselves on camera otherwise?I mean yeah for money obviously, but they could just go get a real job. They're in porn because they're whores, and whores are very horny.
>>33454519Cat Poster is not in law enforcement and does not have access to those items.
>>33454528Well I've never seen a woman lust over short men so clearly they have to be a monolith.
>>33454512What show you picking in this hypothetical scenario? My pick would be Golden Time.
>>33454528if women get to generalize us as creepy murdering rapists, then its only fair
>>33454540>Cat Poster is not in law enforcementWould be funny if Cat Poster was.
>>33454540Cat poster, take me to the vet to have me euthanized please
>>33454485the worst men I've ever met were beefy gymbro extroverted types. I come to 4chan to talk with nerds at the end of long days. my biases are set in stone
>>33454539>They're in porn becauseThey have no other way of making money, possibly because they grew up poor and couldn't get a good education. Moids can't be this naive
Men, how would you feel if a girl hit you up out of no where for a make out session?
>>33454547No, go ask your father
>>33454549I don't know what this means.
Do I need a veterinary license to euthanize animals?
Can I just take house calls and drive to peoples houses to put down their animals?
Its not like I'm gonna make the situation any worse...
>>33454524They apologize profusely. I mean, sure, it's a little awkward and uncomfortable but a boob is not going to break or anything like that. If you're getting into a contact sport I daresay you should expect that kinda stuff.
>>33454552Id probably think im gonna get robbed or something
>>33454548Awww, thank you, love you too random femanon <3
>>33452217I would like to compliment you on being successful with your chickens.
>>33454552Im in a dry spell so I'd drop everything and go to her that instant.
>>33454552Like it's a trap, or a scam.
>>33454552I would be scared then surprised then suspicious then down for it maybe
>>33454553Dont have one anymore...
>>33454545>Cat Poster gets sued for breaking some nigger's skull with a flashlight>posts about it itt with a gif of a cat batting another cat
>>33454552Same as
>>33454557There's probably some guy behind me waiting to pickpocket me while I'm not looking.
>>33454500>actually looks decentTall, broad shouldered, chiseled jaw (all genetics)
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>>33454552Id probably think im imagining things
Women, what does getting hit accidentally in the boob feel like?
>>33454557>>33454567If you knew for certain it was real would you go?
>>33454566See? I'm laughing already.
>>33454552I think right now even if it was the girl I used to argue with alot, I still would, better than nothing
>>33454552Depends who it is. No to some, absolutely yes to a couple girls
Women would you be part of my 100 girls harem?
What weird, cooky anime archetype would you bring to the table?
>>33454550Nobody who is in porn in the modern Western world is it unless they want to be outside a few rare cases of pimps forcing women to do it. Could it be that maybe some women have just different sex drives than you and enjoy being shameless whores? The women who want to profit off of porn and don't want to show off their bodies do findom instead.
>>33454552Depends on the previous nature of our interactions.
Getting together for a snog is reasonable in some cases, awkward in others, and risking waking up with one less kidney in others.
>>33454574does she have mouth STDs?
>>33454579NAG. How could I even keep track of 100 girlfriends?
>>33454534fml but yeah you got me there
>>33454568and the majority of women are genetically predisposed to be attracted to that body type. tough luck
>>33454574Realistically I'd probably still get cold feet and run away in a hurry. I mean, it also depends on if I think the girl is hot or not.
>>33454579NAG
Ive seen 1 episode of this show its so retarded
>>33454579I don't wanna be that guy but it's "kooky".
>>33454543something off my massive watchlist but I don't have that with me rn. Golden Time is a great pick actually, that sounds good to me
>>33454579F why does anime have so much shameless wish fulfillment stuff like this?
>>33454588But then you guys get mad when we talk about how women only like to 10% of men lmao.
>>33454586The whole joke of the series is that the main character guy is basically a love autist who loves all his girlfriends equally and would die for every single one of them. He goes to such absurd lengths to keep all girls happy that it warps back around to being wholesome.
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>>33454573Like being hit in the dick but with more padding to soften the blow.
>>33454579Tsundere cat girl
>>33454594Because escapism from your dreary life is the reason people like anime in the first place.
>>33454594Because a lot of it is made for depressed salary men yearning to relive their youth
>>33454594Most japanese men haven't talked to a woman other than their mom in decades.
>>33454579>>33454590I can't even imagine this working on fiction. You can't fully give adequate time to the women with half that many. I'm literally attempting and it's unfeasible without substantial sacrifices.
>>33454574Do I live in a world of fiction? Has the author given me some knowledge that I shouldn't have? How else am I supposed to know for certain that this total stranger is both sincere and sane?
>>33454598Didn't expect Cat Poster to field that one for some reason.
>>33454593Glad you like it. Its probably my fav show
>>33454596Absolutely retarded. Let me guess, it's the usual will they won't they with cringy japanese humor and a foolish but good hearted and lovable mc as self insert.
>>33454594Fuck off women get to read books and fanfics about their 7 foot billionaire ceo chad bf all the damn time. Its only male fantasies that get demonized like this
>>33454608Cat Poster can be surprisingly unwholesome.
>>33454595since when? even in these threads there's maybe one moid out of 10000 posts that is somewhat fuckable. all of us already know the male race is hopeless
>>33454598>a girl who actually really just doesn't like you. at all.Oh I've met plenty of those. Never known a tsundere though.
>>33454594Hey, you try living in Japan. Anime and manga is like their only outlet.
>>33454614nta but I've never heard of any poly stuff for women.
>>33454594Why not? It's fun.
Plus it's more of a parody.
>>33454613>it's the usual will they won't they with cringy japanese humor and a foolish but good hearted and lovable mc as self insert.Unironically no, the MC gets two girlfriends by the end of the second episode and has a three-way kiss with them in the next one. Honestly in the first season alone there's like a kiss scene in every episode. Multiple ones, even.
>>33454594It's retarded escapism for men working lives they should escape from.
I don't mind escapism but too much of it is literally wishes fulfilled in the first episode and zero conflict or tension for the rest of the series.
It's annoying because it's not that hard to do better.
One Punch Man is absurdly overpowered but at least he stresses over buying discount ramen.
>>33454619They are retards
They created an unattainable ideal and now can't fuck because they aren't sexually attracted to real human beings anymore
I wish women actually liked men
>>33454625Lol, if someone actually did that irl it would be pretty psychopathic.
>>33454579I'm not getting a man that can only spend 1/3rd of a day with one person. That's giving unmedicated adhd/schizotypal.
You'd have to pay me and have everyone tested.
>>33454596>The whole joke of the series is that the main character guy is basically a love autist who loves all his girlfriends equally and would die for every single one of them. He goes to such absurd lengths to keep all girls happy that it warps back around to being wholesome.This does absolutely nothing to lessen the retardation.
>>33454627>One Punch Man is absurdly overpoweredThat's what makes it funny.
>>33454625Holy shit it's even more wish fulfilling and retarded than I though.
>S-see, there are so many lovable things about you... that they don't fit into a huge ass book>OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BLAND AUTISTIC SELF INSERTRomance manga are fucking awful, but this is so self indulgent that it makes me feel actual disgust.
>>33454628Just like women
>>33454628>now can't fuck because they aren't sexually attracted to real human beings anymoreI don't think that's the primary obstacle.
>>33454605Three women sucking and stroking your dick, one underneath you gargling your balls, one rimming you, one riding your face, at least seven or eight rubbing and massaging you elsewhere, one on phone call dirty talking to you in your ear. Then rotate the cast every twenty minutes with new girls, some women can be used to fetch the viagra, cocaine, or tea break drinks.
>>33454596How could that be considered wholesome? It's like Betty and Veronica crap times 1000.
>>33454637I fuck plenty of ugly men and I like it
>>33454638You're right. It's probably also the pedophilia
>>33454634>The series focuses on high school student Rentarō Aijō, who in his lifetime fell in love and confessed to exactly 100 girls, only to be rejected by all of them. While praying in a shrine, Rentarō is approached by the God of Love, who reveals that he, due to an error, is destined to have 100 soulmates. However, he also tells Rentarō that since meeting a destined soulmate is the greatest luck one can ever have, if he does not return the feelings of any of his soulmates, they will be out of luck, eventually suffering a major misfortune and dying. Not wanting this to happen, and genuinely being in love with all of the girls, Rentarō is determined not to let any of his soulmates die as he meets and dates them all at the same time.This is the actual description of the show. It's so retarded
Are there any romance manga written by women?
>>33454640Tall guys with broad shoulders and strong jawlines are real though. You just happen to not be one of them.
>>33454635>That's what makes it funny.Yeah, but often when the protagonist is overpowered, it drains any entertainment out of the story. OPM does it very well.
https://open.spotify.com/track/6MbXcRocNsO306NAIoqJFd?si=EcuJGuHlQmare71Riplz1g&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A5FF8xJSW4qUVU8bk79KYLT
>>33454636>>33454641>>33454634Honestly I thought the same thing when I heard about it at first, but honestly watching it in action was another thing entirely. I quite enjoyed it.
>>33454639That's neither a relationship nor a story.
>>33454647nta F This is why I've never liked DBZ. It's just melodramatic power creep.
>>33454644Shoujo manga and they're never harems, it's always shy girl fawning after one guy who takes forever to notice her
>>33454634Consider it amor fati, a dog with one hundred bones.
https://open.spotify.com/track/6zWJc78D3bIkRM8e7sopl9?si=if2KV-IoTZOthkqf6G4rCg&context=spotify%3Aartist%3A5FF8xJSW4qUVU8bk79KYLT
>>33454643Ah. Well, that's a decent motivation for the impossible retardation.
Women, how do do you dress for sleep?
Men, what's a task your wife asks you to do that makes you feel more like a man?
>>33454659What do you care, you don't believe in marriage.
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>>33454659You know I don't have a wife
>>33454658Like an old lady
>>33454654There are a couple. Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Yona of the Dawn, Diabolik Lovers...
>>33454658saw a velour pink juicy teddy at nike store in the mall tday
>>33454662This except the werewolf
Also being born into wealth doesn't automatically make you a piece of shit, see luigi mangione
>>33454652Do the japs have a different idea of what harems are or some shit? Never watched one of these before. I always thought harems were just a bunch of whores that kings and emperors would keep around as "wives" who they would have sex with and keep around as servants.
>>33454658tank top n panties !! (or boxers)
>>33454658Usually just shorts and a tank top.
>>33454644Theres a lot. Most of the good romance that's not harem stuff is written by women
>>33454662>also he was a werewolfBased and furrypilled
>>33454665Grandma nightgown seems comfy
>>33454665A sleeping gown and a bonnet?
>>33454668Did you get it?
>>33454667You're right i take it back, little girls are retarded just read josei series
>>33454661Answer the question
>>33454664Your pretend wife
>>33454657Its meant to be more of a satire on the harem romance genre than a serious story
>>33454649Oh also the longer it goes on it becomes less of a harem and more like a bisexual polycule with a guy in the middle.
>>33454669>luigi mangioneLuigi was not "billionaire old money" rich, retard
>>33454667>Diabolik LoversMan, that takes me back.
>>33454658big tshirt/sweater and flannel pants usually. if too hot, then underwear only
>>33454649>Honestly I thought the same thing when I heard about it at first, but honestly watching it in action was another thing entirely. I quite enjoyed it.I might try it. I mean I read Twilight to disprove that it's better than the film. (It is but still shit).
But 100 is retarded.
Let's do some slapdash math. Assuming 4 hours of time away from girls to sleep, that's 12 minutes of time with each girl per day, not subtracting travel time between them. Even overlapping 4 at a time, that's less than an hour with the love of their life while constantly spending time with multiple people and traveling to other people and living life.
It's impossibly stupid for no reason yet seems to commit to the premise. What possible characterization could their be?
>>33454658Usually shorts only unless it's really cold
>>33454658T shirt and basketball shorts.
>>33454685His family works in government, healthcare, and real estate, maybe not billionaire but they're still rich as fuck
>>33454659I don't like when women do that shit lol. Offloading easy to do tasks and pretending not to know how to do them sounds toxic in the long run.
>>33454689I think you're under the assumption he's dating each one individually. They're all his girlfriends and they're all in an open relationship with him, they all hang out as a group like 90% of the time.
>>33454653>This is why I've never liked DBZ. It's just melodramatic power creep.Power creep is bad but it can start off okay, hook fans, and slowly drag them down.
But you're right, power creep is avoidable too.
Failure exists even if a character is strong in one aspect.
>>33454532>>33454536Okay. I don't have any romantic experience with nerdy guys like that. Athletic guys aren't one dimensional, I've had a range of experiences with guys who are fit and active. It's kind of dumb to stereotype people
>>33454655Consider not being a worm, punching up and wishing he was punching down, as if that were something noble.
>>33454699I haven't seen One Punch Man. Does he fail, even if it's just buying ramen?
>>33454695So your wife would only offload easy tasks because you are a retard and can't be asked to do tougher tasks on principal?
I'm trying to ask you what you would like to be asked of so you feel like a man.
Just got ghosted for the third time in a row after what seemed to me like good first dates. I'm 30 years old, healthy weight (5'11/170-75 lbs) but not muscular, and have a shaved head + short beard. Is it just bad luck or is it over?
>>33454659Carry heavy shit, fix something physical, kill bugs, yard work.
Plumbing and construction too but that's less of an ask and more of need.
>>33454707>Plumbing and constructionDo zoomer men even know how to do this anymore?
>>33454659Moving something or like opening a jar or something like that. I forget just how weak you guys generally are in comparison.
>>33454709Friend Computer will get you through almost any basic home maintenance task as long as you have a triple digit IQ.
>>33454645Because if I were to admit that I like his body or dick or whatever, you'd call me shallow anyways.
>>33454709We don't need to. This isn't Little House on the Prairie.
>>33454705No task makes me feel more like a man, but I guess the cliche answer would be opening jars or carrying things.
>>33454706Depends on so many factors you may as well not have even asked.
>>33454671That's the classic definition.
Short version:
Romance games have multiple romantic options because player choice.
Anime of that game has a story with one protagonist and multiple women interested in him.
This is popular and repeated ad nauseum, with no game or reason.
The concept of a male protagonist with a collection of romantic interests is referred to as a harem, because it's like he has a harem of girlfriends, sometimes literally does.
Women, how's it feel to be so comparitively biologically broken?
>>33454707All this makes you feel more like a man who must stray from the bed.
>>33454718Pretty good, thanks
>>33454718broken as in good or bad?
>>33454683It's possible to be a satire or parody without going to ridiculous absurd extremes. It's possible it could work but the absurdity demands a suspension of disbelief for nothing in exchange but a silly joke.
It reminds me of those FateStay edit whatever things. They weren't funny. They were amusing to those who perpetuated them. Like meming memes to meme memes.
At a certain point, you're spinning in circles doing nothing and it's not entertainment.
>>33454718You have a dangling weak point like a boss from a video game between your fucking legs. Your prostates are so relatively unstable that EVERY SINGLE MAN will experience prostatic hyperplasia if they live long enough to get old. Men are the freaks.
>>33454704Women, would you grind on your hypothetical boyfriends thigh/forearms until you orgasm?
>>33454698>I think you're under the assumption he's dating each one individually.No. But human beings interact in relationships individually. One does not have a relationship with an auditorium.
>they all hang out as a group like 90% of the time.He's either interacting with individuals or regarding the swarm. He doesn't have time for the individuals and one can't be intimate with a swarm.
>>33454738>One does not have a relationship with an auditorium.You could argue a lecturer does.
>>33454728sweet dreams, anon <3
women i'm going to go pee. I'll be thinking of you while i pee
>>33454744Good idea. Think about me, and DON'T think about how you'll inevitably die someday and everything you've ever experienced and all your thoughts will fade into nothingness and you'll be unable to even realize that fact by the time it happens.
>>33454712>Forget about his personality or who he is as a humanYou are shallow
>>33454680I am going to buy it!
>>33454735Yes, yessssss
Her voice is a siren song and I’m melting
>>33454702>I haven't seen One Punch Man. Does he fail, even if it's just buying ramen?I forget exactly, but definitely. Like he accidentally gets a disciple and then constantly sweats because he has nothing to teach.
And he goes completely unrecognized a lot. He doesn't do it for recognition but basically saves everyone constantly and is only known for being bald. And he's not cool and he knows it.
So yeah.
The bad guy always gets beaten, that's a given. But the journey is pretty engaging.
Plus there's other characters that are fun.
>>33454746Meh i got over this existential nihilism phase when i was like 19. Kinda cringe imo. Life is about being silly
The moon is beautiful tonite.
Astrology, anyone?
Men, how important are boobs to you?
>>33454755Tonight the Moon is a waxing gibbous in Sagittarius
>>33454756Boobs? Never heard of them.
>>33454754Good for you. It still keeps me up at night.
>>33454756Nice to have but I'm not going to make any decisions based on it aside from maybe noticing you in the first place.
>>33454756I mean, they're nice and all but a certain size is in no way a requirement.
>>33454756Very important, but so it everything else. She needs to be perfect or else I could never truly love her.
>>33454709>Do zoomer men even know how to do this anymore?Well, it involves effort, so....
>>33454711>Friend Computer will get you through almost any basic home maintenance task as long as you have a triple digit IQ.Fair enough.
It's how I learned. Plus the guys in the shop.
Plumber's cement etc
>>33454714>We don't need to.Ha
When the need arises, is your mommy going to do it for you?
>>33454756I like them and I want her to like that I like them.
>>33454760>aside from maybe noticing you in the first place.Isn't that a really big decision?
>>33454765No, there's this thing called the internet...
>>33454756>how important are boobs to you?They aren't really but they are amazingly captivating. Cleavage is a powerful attention grabber.
I'm finding myself drawn more to shapely asses recently.
Necks are still my favorite.
>>33454770>No, there's this thing called the internet...Yeah. I know. I said it's how I learned.
To learn from the internet, you have to be able to read.
I AM HE
AS YOU ARE HE
AND YOU ARE ME
AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER
>>33454344women are allergic to responsibility, that's a man's job.
>>33454369remember lads, this is the sexual history of any girl who posts international travel pics on instagram
>>33454403women get the ick when you do that
>>33454756I'd love to be able to play with them, but that comes with lots of drawbacks.
The most beautiful poetry of our generation will be written by simps for their e-thot objects of affection.
>>33454767I guess, but it's nowhere near the only thing I might see as attractive. The things I first noticed about my fiance were her voice and her long braided hair.
>>33454797What do you mean? It's my understanding that that's acceptable in a relationship.
>>33454692you don't know what 'old money' means
>>33454801Yes, and that's the problem.
>ideal man and soulmate has a big penis and I have an unusually tight vagina
Are we fucking doomed? Has anyone fixed such an issue?
I know vaginas expanding is a myth but I almost wish it was true.
>>33454805>I know vaginas expanding is a myth?? no the vagina does become more elastic when you're horny
>>33454805It's not. You can do that with gradually bigger and bigger toys. I'm pretty sure that's what that one intersex lady did.
Moids really get turned on by webms of pastries being filled with cream
>>33454807Yes I know, but it has its natural limit before it hurts. Even when masturbating and relaxed/aroused I struggle more than I'd like with a dildo that is his size. I had to take my own virginity with it because we simply could not do it before we went long distance.
>>33454808Which lady?
I would try most anything to fix this issue.
>>33454811I do! Because it reminds me I want to fill you with cream
>>33454728lols goodnight !!
>>33454812I dunno. She mentioned that when talking about her anatomical issues once.
>>33454815You don't mean that, baby
>>33454815Suffocate me mommy. :D
>>33454812>with a dildo that is his sizeDon't just jump start to that size. Start smaller and gradually move up.
>>33454805You have a dry vagina when looking at your soulmate? That sounds like a skill issue unless you're being irradiated.
>>33454805agp hands typed this post
>>33454829there's a technique involving touching your eyelid that works, but I don't remember exactly what it is
>>33454829take a reaaaally deep breath in n hold it as long as u can !
usually works for me
>>33454829Hold your breath.
>>33454829Activate brain freeze
Valsalva maneuver
Strenuous exercise
>>33454811guess I'm a moid then
>>33454811Not my bag but I won't kinkshame
Femanons, matcha is out. Stop it.
Don't abuse it.
Leave some for the regular people.
Men, have you had matcha and enjoyed it?
>>33454852I've never heard of such a thing
>>33454818>>33454823Maybe I'll acquire a smaller one and give it a try. Perhaps I was ambitious. It can fit now, it's just an issue of pleasure. I want to be able to have spontaneous sex with little to no pain!
>>33454825No I produce a lot. Not the problem at all.
>>33454831No, honestly a bit of the opposite (AAP bisexual "top"). I never really considered penetration before we met since I assumed I'd end up with a woman due to all of my sexual fantasies involving me having a penis (which I do not). My bf is actually pretty compatible with my bullshit, I got him off 100x more than the reverse (awesome), but we also would like to use our genitals together at the same time. It's romantic.
After typing this out I realized our issue is actually very specific.
>>33454852M
I've never had matcha
Should I try it? Grow my own?
>>33454852matcha isn't even a species, it's made from the same camellia leaves used for all types of tea which is not going extinct any time soon. what a retarded image
>>33454645Because if we say we like you having a non-negative EQ you'll think we want to peg you and make you wear maid outfits.
Matcha Lububu Dubai Chocolate, girlies.
>>33454662You forgot the essential part where for some reason he isn't interested in the model-esque highly intelligent, successful and interesting women he is surrounded with ,but wants a meek girl who runs a flower shop that somehow survives making 2 sales a day in a metro area.
>>33454876No that part's believable.
>>33454876>You forgotDo you think he wrote that?
>>33454852>Men, have you had matcha and enjoyed it?Yes, all sorts of ways. Its nice when I don't feel like a coffee
>>33454875Every time I see dubai chocolate it just looks like actual shit and I think of the AIslop pajeet stuff that one anon posts
>>33454852Male
Yeah, I've got a tiny little can of it in my cupboard that I sometimes mix in with my green tea
It's really good. I don't use much though, this one can has lasted me months
>>33454875what countries besides the US are these trends even relevant?
>>33454892>Its nice when I don't feel like a coffeeYou know what else is nice? The humble teabag.
>>33454756Not at all honestly
I prefer a flat chest
>>33454659I'm not married but the only time I've experienced anything remotely like this is when a female friend asks me to accompany her for protection
>>33454644A lot of the yuri I've read actually seens to be written by women
>>33454903What countries besides the US are even relevant?
>>33454242Male
0%
I'd love my wife forever
What is showering together with a man like
I offered my husband cow's milk for his cereal, and he got upset at me. What did I do wrong?
I've decided to accept that I'm into fat girls.
>>33454906I'll show you a teabag.
>>33454242I think moids only divorce if she becomes useless/disabled, not ugly.
>>33454923He will get horny every time, but also if you are going to have sex in the shower, turn the water off
>>33454923We like to use it as an excuse to touch your boobs.
>>33454926I don't get it, why do you have to accept that you're into fat girl. Its not like its something you have to sit down and think long and hard about. I like fat chicks too but I never had this internal battle that some of you niggas seem to go through
>>33454926We really don't like you.
>>33454934Being fat is bad. We're not supposed to like it.
>>33454936Is BlueValkyrie fat or not? I keep hearing conflicting claims.
I tolerate a little bit of chub on a girl
>>33454939She weighs 243lb iirc. So yes.
>>33454938We're about to go into a recession. Fat girls are coming back in style.
>>33454932Why would you even shower together if not to have sex?
>>33454939>I keep hearing conflicting claims.??????? I am fat.
>>33454947Last time I asked if you were fat I was told you lost weight but that was a couple weeks ago
>>33454945Because it's a nice thing to do with eachother in the morning and you don't always have time for morning sex?
How do you feel about the scenario where I leave my car unlocked with a fresh fart so if my neighbor gets curious, they are met with a meaty stink as they open the door.
>>33454948I lose and gain weight all the time. Last time I dropped 10lbs I felt like shit and was losing my butt and tits, so I stopped.
>>33451911 (OP)im asking the same gender today. sexhaver women did losing your virginity actually matter very much? did you lose it to someone you loved and if you didnt, do you regret that? what about other firsts?
i ask because i have not found anyone i love, im beginning to think i never will, but ive found plenty of people i would like to have sex with (though i have abstained from doing so thus far).
I'm going to a concert in about a month for a band I really like. It's in my area and I'm hoping to make some friends there since I really don't have any. How can I make friends and ask for contact information of people?
>>33454959Talk to people in concession/merch lines. What's the venue like?
He visits my town once a year
He fills my mouth with kisses and nectar
I spend all my money on him
Who, girl, a man?
No, a mango.
Men, do you appreciate this ancient feminist shitpost from before printing presses?
Can you be more valuable than a mango?
>>33454961>What's the venue like?It's just a pit lol, pretty sure there's a bar in the back but 97% of people are all together standing up. What about talking to people I'm next to?
>>33454962I can provide mangos thus I am more valuable than a mango
Women can you absorb my body heat as I sleep? I get so hot I normally wake up in the middle of the night
>>33454965You can try that but my (admittedly limited) experience is that pits are terrible places to meet people. Will people be outside smoking?
>>33453223this is so true
>>33454962what makes it feminist exactly
Do guys like septum piercings?
>>33454970>Will people be outside smoking?I imagine they will be but I don't smoke
Would you date a guy who was hammering a nail and missed and hit his penis?
>>33454967No. Leave me alone fatty.
>>33452812M
No, 4chan is the neatest, all the others are way too clunky
>>33452649>I get responses that let me know what the answer would be if I askedSo you defeat yourself before you can get rejected...
Either gender
I just got here today, what made this thread so popular?
Any good post?
>get drunk at my friend's birthday party
>ask her little sisters that I've known for 14 years but are only a couple years younger than me to swipe on me and my friend on tinder double date
Well yeah idk
>>33454997British druggie got banned again so some good things happened at least.
>>33454979Only if she is skinny desu
>>33454962M
I've had mangos better than entire years of my life.
Girls, what would you hope your boyfriend does for you when you've had a bad day?
>>33455011be silent n hold me ㅠㅠ
>>33455012>be silent. . .
>>33455012I was born for this...
>>33455012How do you feel about this anon's OC myao?He looks kind of similar to me
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>>33455022>trying to gain brownie points using someone else's photoAbsolutely shameless.
>>33454658Tank top and panties
I want to ask: why do many white women feel comfortable hitting their bf/husband?
As a femoid, everytime I see domestic violence I wince and it's traumatic. Why do some white women think that equality is enacting physical and psychological violence over their partners? And they want you to believe that domestic violence is empowerment. Since I lived through that in my childhood, I really hate how abuse is presented as some form of feminism. It's nothing but white (woman) privilege, narcissism, and mentally ill behavior
>>33455033>fresh>can smell the protein farts through the screen
>>33455013ning ?
>>33455017make sure to squeeeeeeeze me
>>33455022reminds me of shaggy from the show with the hippie van ghost hunting !! (not an insult)
all depends on the eyes tho (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
>>33455011Leave me alone.
>>33454979No. It makes them look like they have boogers hanging out of their nose
Do you ever had recurring nightmares?
Tired and wish i had a cute and pleasant smelling bf to fall asleep cuddling with
>>33455491Women are evil.
>>33454962Just reminds me of that jamaican white girl speaking patois about her mango tree growing one mango two mango.
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>>33455011Kisses and snuggles and quiet time