Thread 33451911

ITT We ask the opposite gender anything.
Previously on ATOGA: >>33449419

>>33451911 (OP)
Women were a mistake

Struck a nerve, didn’t I?

>>33451919
I love women.

>>33451920
With what?

>>33451919
They make my pp hard and sex is fun. But overall they are a massive waste of time.

Those are some deranged tips.

I hate both women and men. Everyone should just die.

Men can be an ok hobby.

>>33451921
Only delusions need a repeated mantra to keep them in existence

>>33451929
Thanks. Wanna know an interesting Man Fact? Someone posted this a week ago and even though I’ve looked at it a dozen times, I only just noticed the guy’s hand.

>>33451934
You should be more attentive with your hobbies.

>>33451934
I want a boy to do that to me

Rate my trying to have a baby breakfast and tell me how to improve since my stupid body won’t just do it normally:
>1 egg yolk 2 egg white with spinach
>Handful of strawberries
>Handful of green grapes
>Avocado
>Sliced tomato
>Lupini beans

>>33451935
Weakling.
If a woman can't claw open my back while I ram her into the mattress, what's the fucking point?

>>33451941
The hell is a baby breakfast? Just eat steak and eggs.

>>33451941
Why does it need to be a million different things...

>>33451941
fuck is a baby breakfast?
>two egg whites
No, don't waste egg yolks.
Also, is this supposed to be eaten as one breakfast? Because that's a lot...

Do you not believe in gentle passionate and loving sex? Why do you all want porn style sex?

>>33451943
JH simp coded post.

To sum up the results of that gender test in the last thread, we had:
>one feminine guy
>one masculine girl
>four feminine girls
>two androgynous girls
>one androgynous guy
>one masculine guy
Make of that what you will.

>>33451931
>Cosplay
Yes, have done it both as man and woman. Difference is cosplay is generally done at conventions, whereas in regular public I'm trying to blend in with regular people.

>>33451947
Lurk more idiot.

How many of the "girls" in this general are actually just troons

>>33451289
Calling me "it" is wild
Anyway yeah I wish I died too but unfortunately I'm still alive and suffering

>>33451948
I never saw her nails, so I can't say if hers are hot or not.

So I went on a date and I am messaging this really nice and cute girl. But I'm feeling overwhelmed by it all and just want to stop talking with everyone. I like her and there's nothing wrong with her, but I'm not sure I can handle this.

Gender
If you maintain slow comfortable breathing pace, how many breathes do you take in two minutes?

If you don't mind taking two minutes out of your day, please perform this experiment.
Set a timer for 120 seconds, relax, close your eyes, and count the number of exhales before timer goes off.

>>33451950
Thanks statisticsGPT

is it weird that all half of my DMs with my girlfriend are pictures and stickers and GIFs of cute animals and those cartoon cats from Instagram?

>>33451944
I don’t want steak in the morning. Also Trying to have a baby breakfast, not baby breakfast
>>33451945
I like variety and I have a lot of produce to eat
>>33451946
>that’s a lot
I’m a hungry woman

>>33451956
Take deep breaths bro, what is stressing you out?

>>33451953
All of us. We love to rub our feminine little girldicks while answering questions on /atoga/.

>>33451941
That sounds awesome and delicious
Meanwhile I probably won't eat anything today

>>33451943
If a woman can't claw open my back with her own real, natural nails, then indeed what is the fucking point?

>>33451951
>Only go out in alter ego to shop for women's clothes
No, I go out in public like that for other reasons, but generally if I'm out and about I'll shop for women's clothes anyway. I errands in drag once in awhile. Grocery shopping especially.

>>33451957
F, 26. Idk how valid this result is since it was hard to breath naturally when paying attention.

>>33451954
Did you try to OD or something?

When did we get so many fags?

>>33451953
any who post in that uwu baby voice. they could just be mentally retarded tho

>>33451957
F
16 breaths
>>33451964
Why not :(

>>33451972
When you started posting here.

>>33451965
nta, do men actually like that in sex? I'd be too afraid of hurting him

>>33451970
Last night? No, my baddie friend just gave me some MDMA and we went partying and then chilled by the river as the sun rose
Then on the way home I was doing stupid stunts and my balls still hurt
>>33451974
Enjoy your food <3
Well it's already 5pm here and I just don't really want to talk to my housemates downstairs, I'll probably just go back to sleep soon

>>33451943
Shit looks gross man

>>33451977
To be honest, I'd assume most don't. But some do.

>>33451965
Good, that means she has long and sexy nails!
Unlike what the other retard wants.

>>33451977
Even hotter if you do it just for me.

>>33451981
Grow up.

>>33451970
I did try to drink bleach recently though and had to go to the psych ward again
End my suffering pls

>>33451911 (OP)
I have a good job , a really interesting career , have a great friend group back home , also got pretty lucky on the stock market , been told im funny and a catch by my friends. However , since i moved far away for my first job with the intention of getting back home ; i havnt persued any form of relationship and just focused on working. In a lonely attempt to prevent finding things and reasons to stay in this area, as my home state still is my end goal. It paid off financially however it is beyond lonely.

How would a girl view that strategy ? i've experienced so much just nothing to do with love.

>>33451969
>hard to breath naturally when paying attention
Concerning. But thanks for the answer.

>>33451974
Also thanks.

>>33451950
I think I was the one masculine guy, and I am the crossdresser lol

>>33451985
Anything that would stop you from posting here would be great.

>>33451985
Why tf would you do that man?

>>33451953
There are a couple but they rarely visit, there is only one girl who is here regularly

>>33451984
>Unlike what the other retard wants.
I *am* the other retard. But if she has long talons for nail they should at least be her real nails, and not fraudmaxxing fakes.

Don't think any women really enjoy men

>>33452001
Don't really care.

>>33451990
Lmao yeah. I mean if I get another job (which I really need to do soon) I'll have way less time to post
>>33451996
>Why tf would you do that man?
Because I'm suicidal lol, why else
>>33451943
Sexy nails btw idk why these other guys are complaining

>>33451987
Sounds good. Good luck

Average woman would effortlessly make a man smile.

>>33451960
No.

>>33452002
>Don't think any women really enjoy men hating and killing women
It's a mystery indeed.

>>33452004
>I mean if I get another job
For the millionth time, egoist, I don't give a shit about your real life, I just don't want to see your retarded, worthless brainrot here all day.

>>33452003
Then why reply?

>>33451953
Hard to say, but I know some guys here really want me to have a dick

>>33452009
Men are 78% of murder victims.

>>33452007
Anon, ugly women effortlessly make me smile.

>>33452007
>Average
Bro back to his trolling
>>33452011
>just don't want to see your retarded, worthless brainrot here all day
Just turn off the computer then lmao why are you here all day anyway

>>33452016
How many of the murderers are men?

>>33452019
Why can't you just keep on your trip?
Oh right, so others have to see your avatarfagging and spam.

>>33451957
M
19 breaths. I'm 26 year old, in case it's relevant.

>>33452007
Nice nails.

>>33452023
>Why can't you just keep on your trip
Because I get instantly banned bruh

>>33452028
You are completely fucking retarded and such insane liar.
What an insane asshole you are.
Piece of shit.

>>33452019
>Bro back to his trolling
Gym Creep has never been a bro.

>>33452031
I don't think that'd gym creep lol, is it?
>>33452030
Y so mean...

State gender. If you could turn into a monkey, but keeping your intelligence, would you do it? You'd have to try and live your current life.

>>33452002
They like chads
The rest of us are invisible

>>33452032
This general would be so much better without you, entj and the other mentally ill childfuckers, that's the issue.
Everything about you is just insufferable and likeable.
People have told you this so many times already, and every time you are just "wHy Do PeOpLe HaTe Me".
I wish somebody shot you.

>>33452034
M, yes, I'm stupid anyway, I would just go to the circus or jungle and try to live a nice life, I'm sure it would beat my current shitty life

>>33452032
"Average woman" and sometimes "Average Dutch woman" have been Gym Creep's ritualposts for ages.

>>33451957
M, 21. I was lying down if that matters.

It’s always the ones who do the most planning and fantasizing about the future that breakup with you. Sad!

>>33452038
>Everything about you is just insufferable and likeable
Everything about me is likeable? Awww that's sweet x
>I wish somebody shot you
Same, if any hot girls are offering btw
>>33452040
Didn't even realise it was him lol

>>33452036
Stop falling for psyops.

>>33452042
Everyone breaks up with me kek
>>33452044
Wdym? It's just real life and my experience

>>33452025
>>33452041
Thanks.

>>33452043
People like you make everywhere they go worse.
You are inherently unlikeable since all you do is abuse abuse abuse for your own enjoyment.
You have done it several times with women already, we know that.
And you do the exact same thing here too.
Again, I'd prefer it somebody locked you up in prison until you died, than you still being able to post here.

>>33451977
No but she does that

Touching femanon in the toe

Women are not people.

>>33452052
>You have done it several times with women already
What? Who am I abusing lol?
>I'd prefer it somebody locked you up in prison until you died, than you still being able to post here.
Don't they often have phone access in prison nowadays

>>33452036
Don't think they even like Chads outside reproduction

>>33452060
Nah they like going on fun adventures and having sex with chad
The rest of men are cattle that they prefer kept out of their sight, unless they want to mock them

Speaking strictly platonically.

How can I get girls coming up to me to bring me into their friend circle.
Back in high school it was a pretty regular experience that a group of girls would just 'adopt' me and we'd become friends.

As an adult that doesn't really happen. But as a guy with feminine hobbies usually when I'm taking classes or hanging out at the common shared spaces it's with girls. Usually they break off into their own groups and outside of saying hi and giving a wave when we make eye contact I usually just go do my thing on my own while they hang out in a group together.

I don't really want to be "one of them" but I would like to at least be included and have things like a shared phone number or group chat to talk about said shared hobbies. One girl asked me to relay information about a shared class once, and I offered to text it to her after and she immediately went on the defensive about having a boyfriend.

I already got a girl so this is strictly about making friends.

>>33452045
Your experience of scrolling demoralization botposts 4chan?

I'm female I don't think squirting is real. I think it's pee. It's not some other secret tube shooting out a different liquid. Who invented this

>>33452064
Lol no my experience being friends with and talking to women IRL
If every non-chad suddenly died overnight, women would be much happier

Why must people be nitpicky? Why am I never good enough and it’s always for one stupid fucking reason that’s just
>non negotiable, sorry
Like why does taking 15-20 seconds to respond to a thought provoking question come off as a bad thing? Idk it’s just crazy to me. I hate people and I especially hate women

>>33452056
What if you wrote her a poem that touched her. In the toe.

Should I fap before this big interview?

>>33452075
As long as you shower afterwards too before the interview

Average women with average bodies!

>>33452075
Fap during the interview that will show them

>>33452069
What happened?

>>33452067
You could just google it. It’s urine and more from the bladder, and from a gland.
In porn it’s 100% pee. It’s not a secret tube or liquid, we know what it is, no one invented it unless you believe in a perverted god

>>33452069
>I hate people and I especially hate women
Why do you expect people to give you any leeway or benefit of the doubt when you hate them.

>>33452075
>>33452079
Um, what's the position they're interviewing for?

How do you use eye drops? Do you try and snipe your eye or let it roll there?

>>33452067
>Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022


tl;dr - it's pee

>>33452087
I usually just drop em in then blink a few times

>>33452080
My 3 year relationship ended because she said that I’m hard to communicate with sometimes (specifically citing the “delayed” response thing) and that it’s just a non negotiable for her. It’s not that we couldn’t communicate well, our relationship actually had lots of good conversations and healthy communication but I guess the way I deliver my piece sometimes is just not good enough. I can’t help that I have ADHD and it takes me a second to think about how something makes me feel and then articulate that so it doesn’t consist of 50 “uhs”. Whatever. She’s trying to find absolute perfection and she’ll regret dumping me in a few months to 2 years. Now I have to download all these dating apps and pray that there aren’t too many ugh is on them

>>33452082
I only hate them after they’ve wronged me, especially when they don’t want to come to an actual solution to the problem and instead will take advantage of me or abandon me

>>33452078
I want to shoot ropes on her peach fuzz on that belly

>>33452034
Male
Depends on the kind of monke, but as long as I'm large enough to keep using a keyboard, yes

>>33452091
What kind of woman are you looking for

>>33452091
>she’ll regret dumping me in a few months to 2 years. Now I have to download all these dating apps
You moved on quickly lol
Sounds like she dodged a bullet ngl

I have absolutely no standards and still can't get laid or a gf
Such is the life of being hideous

>>33452034
M
100% id be a gorilla

>>33452092
People can probably sense your aura of hate and resentment, which doesn't make them inclined to treat you with any respect. It's a self fulfilling prophecy.

>>33452099
Get a chubby autistic girlfriend

>>33452096
One that isn’t insane, isn’t a complete normie, and is attractive
>>33452097
She said that I should open my heart so that’s what I’m doing. It will help me keep my mind off of her too. Dumb foid

>>33452102
I wish
Chubby autistic girls hate me even more than thin stacies

>>33452091
delayed as in text or irl?

>>33452107
Maybe because you would be dreaming of thin stacies

>>33452110
No I wouldn't I like chubby autistic girls too

>>33451989
Kek. Feminine women crying in chat rn.
I love fem/andro guys.

>>33452099
Women can sense your lack of self-respect

Gender
Is buying a game on sale for $15, that I will probably never play because I don't have the time or the system requirements, because I want to support development of niche games like it, a good idea?

Do women feel anything when giving blowjobs?

>>33452114
No, why are you doing that

>>33452113
>Women can sense your lack of self-respect
Probably
I wish they would whip me into submission

>>33452108
irl

>>33452116
>because I want to support development of niche games like it

>>33452114
M
I think you should worry at least about getting a system to run the game in theory, even if you'll never play it.

Which game is it though?

farted

>>33452114
M
Why not give the money to charity and feeding starving children or something, instead of some stupid game

>>33452118
You need to have self-respect so they can whip it out of you and into submission. Otherwise there's no challenge, and where's the fun in that.

Saw a blonde girl that was literally asking for it.
>big tits with a low cleavage top
>slim tanned body with a perfect innie bellybutton
>jean shorts pulled into her pussy and when I turned around to get a better look I saw her ass cheeks

I should have followed her for creepshots but there were too many people around and she was with a brunette friend lol

>>33452126
Aw man
Fair enough
Where do I get self-respect then
>>33452127
>asking for it
>followed her for creepshots
Creepy
She sounds sexy tho

>>33451950
M
just done it

>>33452127
(•᷄- •᷅ ;)

>>33452115
>Do women feel anything when giving blowjobs?
I feel love, arousal, and magic when I'm giving it to a certain person.

>>33452127
>I should have followed her for creepshots but there were too many people
I hope you never go near women

>>33452122
Maybe I'll upgrade my system at some point, maybe I can get it to run on Linux, but then I'll have a backlog of other games to play and other things to do, and simulation games like this are a time sink.

>>33452131
Hello myao, this is type o negative anon. Would you like to play Minecraft together? Do you play Java or bedrock edition?

>>33451950
I just did the gender test as a guy, ayo wtf...
>>33452134
Unfortunately sounds like he was around them
"Asking for it" is such a bizarre concept to me lol
>>33452137
We should do an atoga minecraft sesh <3
Or roblox lel

>>33452125
Man, I don't want to support development of starving children! World has enough of those already.

>>33451950
M

>>33452143
more than enough shitty roguelikes too

>>33452129
>Where do I get self-respect then
You build it up for yourself inside you.

>>33452146
Which is why I'm not thinking of giving my money to a shitty roguelike.

Is saying "good girl" a cheat code to make a girl's pussy wet?

>>33452150
For some girls it is.

>>33452143
>don't want to support development of starving children
This is a crazy line bro
>>33452147
OK thanks but this is not very specific
>>33452150
I feel like this is a polarising thing depending on if the girl has a thing for it
Sounds cringe though ngl

>>33452126
Nevermind it looks like I got a baddie's number last night clubbing and she msged me on whatsapp
Maybe women don't hate me after all

>>33452062
No see women like Chad but want a leftist feminist Chad who is masculine but embarrassed by his manliness so no they don't like Chad

>>33452160
I see, so really they like Chadette

>>33452007
That looks like a troon idk

>>33452160
There is nothing more retarded and selfish than a woman who wants a progressive guy who's also a traditionally masculine one too, like what the fuck would a woman even do in a relationship like that, warm the couch while he does everything?

State gender.

Are you left or right leaning, politically? Why?

>>33451950
I wasn't in the last thread. I singlehandedly keep this thread straight

I was walking the dog the other day and a jewish girl was walking hers too. She is around 22 and our dogs started playing and we talked a little bit and i got her instagram. This happened 2 weeks ago ago.

4 days ago she texted me on IG asking me if i wanna join her for a walk but she will drive me to a place. I accepted, everything went well. And boom i sent her a dm two days later and she ghosted me since then.

I must have done something wrong right? The only redflags i saw was that she had her phone on airplane mode for an hour and maybe i asked a wrong question if her childhood was good but apparently her parents got divorced when she was young so idk. Thoughts femanons? Oh also she was the one initiating the walks.

>>33452127
I wish you were able to T.B.H

>>33452173
M, I'm an anarchist
Fuck the government, fuck the police, fuk u

>>33452062
>The rest of men are cattle that they prefer kept out of their sight, unless they want to mock them
That's literally my fetish, where do I find these mocking women? The ones I meet are simply polite.

>>33452160
The problem is that the traits which make a man Chad are also correlated with being Chud. You find lots of Chuds which aren't Chad, but few Chads which aren't also varying degrees of Chud.

>>33452114
What game?

>>33452173
>State gender.
>Are you left or right leaning, politically? Why?
Idk anymore. Our government is corrupted, jobs are corrupted, Doctors, nurses, teachers are corrupted, everything is becoming awful.

>>33452173
M
Left. I'm black and and a solid 50% of my friend group is somewhere on the LGBT spectrum, the "I hate blacks and gays" group was never really an option fo me

>>33452173
M. Left leaning. Because left to me represents compassion and solidarity, while the right represents selfishness and greed. And I think the former are better things to base a society on than the latter things.

I fucked up my casserole...
How disappointing. :(
But at least I learned a few things from it.
I should have just fried the chicken legs on their own.

>>33452115
No

>>33452176
So you waited two days to reply to her, and now you're upset that she hasn't replied to you in two days?
>>33452181
>That's literally my fetish
Same here I'm just fetish posting rn desu
Idk maybe look for mentally ill girls with a mean streak? And then be annoying or weird around them so they're mean to you

>>33452185
UBOAT

>>33452173
Male
Right
I'm very sensitive to loss and I think public morals matter.
Lucky me, since the mainstream right rapes the environment and the left destroys society.

>>33452173
M
I'm politically homeless. There are too many things I believe that put me at odds with all sides. Liberal modernity faces unresolved contradictions, preventing it from keeping its promises, which causes a rise of the political fringes.

>>33452190
Aw, better luck next time buddy

>>33452190
I'm sure it's still edible. So you won't go hungry.
>But at least I learned a few things from it.
Then it was worth it.

>>33452173
M. Very right leaning. It seems to me that "progressives" have progressed us in a direction that's basically suicidal and the traditions were what they were for a good reason.

I hate women so goddamn much.

>>33452173
M
I have some very socialist tendencies.

>Why?
Because I want as many people as possible to be happy and able to fulfill their dreams.

>>33452173
M
I guess I'm more left leaning, because it aligns more with my personal ideas or values. But every political party is disappoiting for me.

>>33452204
I'd be a lot happier if you weren't stealing my money, you vile piece of shit.

My housemates literally spend all of their time hanging out with each other, watching TV, playing video games, chatting, drinking and playing tabletop games. They will literally spend the entire weekend sitting in front of the TV in the front room (and sometimes on their phones/laptops) unless they go out somewhere together
They don't *do* anything, they just go to work and consooom slop and socialise
I honestly don't know how normies can live like this without wanting to kill themselves. At least my ex actually had hobbies and made TikToks and did dancing etc. But most people I know don't actually *do* anything and I don't understand how people are content like this

>>33452207
What do (you) "do"?

>>33452207
How is their tv any different than your animu?

>>33452207
Everything costs alot anon, even non normies do the same thing. Your ex was an attention whore.

>>33452210
Complain on the internet and fap
I also make a lot of music though and used to volunteer

Have you people lied to someone today? What are you waiting for?

>>33452207
>I honestly don't know how normies can live
>>>>normies
Reminder that like 80% of this website – minimum – lives like that.

>>33452199
I just got the chicken out and ate that.
It tasted alright, but it was just very disappointing. I won't be eating the sauce and veggies, those are ruined.

I put greek yoghurt into the sauce, which I think is what split during the baking. So it got all watery and oily.
The other chicken pieces I'll put into the fridge and reheat tomorrow on their own. I guess I'll just see it as an insanely expensive marinade. Lol

>>33452206
Don't worry, I actually live in a country where most people care about others doing well.

>>33451947
I don't want my pp touched
I believe in gentle loving going down on a girl, as well as violent aggressive sex (she's the aggressor in this scenario)

>>33452214
>Have you people lied to someone today? What are you waiting for?
Probably will, that I'm doing okay/good. Im not. I really want to punch a few people and or hit them with a brick in a purse.

I dreamed about you all night

>>33452211
I haven't watched anime in years
I wish I did cause I love anime but I get bored consoooming
>>33452212
They spend more money buying games and getting takeaways, than it would cost to do cheap hobbies
Two of them are actually really talented artists, one is really good at DIY/gardening and the other is a great creative writer. But they never actually do these hobbies, they just watch TV all day. Idk it just annoys me, taking talents for granted like that
Also my ex is a babe

>>33452173
M
Left leaning because it aligns more with my personal beliefs

>>33452219
There's nothing that says "people doing well" like being extorted by your rulers and forced to give them the money you've earned under threat of being locked in a cage like an animal.

>>33451950
Being a feminine guy kinda sucks

Women would you date a guy that got feminine on his gender role test

>>33452231
Ok.

>>33452202
Skill issue

>>33452231
>like being extorted by your rulers and forced to give them the money you've earned under threat of being locked in a cage like an animal.
But enough about working under capitalism.

That was a joke, of course. Your billionaire "friends" will put wagie in the cagie even if they don't break the law :D

Men, would you date a woman who only can have sex for one week out of the month?

>>33452178
I could have turned around and did it but if one of them turned back, I would have been clocked right away. But younger girls are very ditzy, so maybe I could have gotten away with it.
I noticed foids in their 30s have a sixth sense for guys looking at their asses. Some of them would literally stop and pretend to check something and then start moving again when I go past them, lol. They never think about not dressing like whores, funny enough.

>>33452239
Sure
Would she be okay with me eating her out, kissing or jerking off on her the rest of the month though

>>33452238
>I'll give you money if you perform this task for me.
THIS IS EXPLOITATION!
>Give me 30% of your income or I'll put you in prison.
THANK YOU FOR TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME!

Leftists are subhuman.

>>33451957
Male
About 40
I only did a minute because thinking about breathing was making me want to yawn and I couldn't contain it. I got 20 in a minute so presumably 40
Give or take one or two breaths

>>33452173
M

right leaning because I don't feel like getting openly discriminated against in legislation and hiring.

>>33452239
I haven't had sex ever. Once a year is an infinite amount of growth from zero

>>33452239
Sure i dont see why not

>>33452239
Sure, but only if she accepts that we're going to fuck nonstop that week.

>>33452247
you deserve it

>>33452240
>They never think about not dressing like whores
How dare a woman wear a top and jeans on a summer's day lol

>>33452248
This kek

So this girl I really like stopped answering my messages and basically ghosted me. I stopped sending messages to her. Now she deleted the conversation we had. It would have been really stupid to keep sending her messages right? But I'm still really hurt.

>>33452067
I learned this while eating a girl out and got waterboarded by her piss

>>33452228
Maybe they're just the type that say they're creative but they're lazy. Nah you're was a true attention whore

>>33452236
You're right, I need to get better so I can hate them more.

>>33452245
>I will extract all the value from your labour, return to you an infintesimal fraction of it, and treat you and the environment like utter shit while I do it
>you'll still be stressed about being able to pay for bills afterwards by the way
THANK YOU CORPORATE DADDY!!!!
>Hey can you pay a fraction of your wage (which you work for in favourable conditions and is unquestionably enough to live off) to keep the favourable conditions and make sure no one is in financial disrepair if they break a leg
THIS IS EVIL INCARNATE

You cannot name a more cucked ideology.

>>33452002
Not in general

>>33452259
>basically ghosted me. I stopped sending messages to her
So you didn't try at all to reconnect with her? And are now upset that she's decided to move on?

>>33452192
>picrel
Make her barefoot and that pic is perfect

>>33452239
No because it’ll probably be during your period and I’m done with only having period sex

>>33452264
>just the type that say they're creative but they're lazy
I've seen some of their work so I know they have talents/skills, they just can't be arsed 99% of the time
>you're was a true attention whore
OK but so am I so we were a good match

>>33452239
Can we get frisky and do other things? Or are you like a weresexual or something?

>>33452259
Same thing happened to me

>>33452250
Yes
>>33452244
Sure
>>33452273
It's right before my period

>>33451927
I agree

>>33452267
You can quit your job if you're not treated well. It's a voluntary relationship where there is no exploitation.

>>Hey can you pay a fraction of your wage
That's not what happens. They steal my money regardless of whether I want to pay or not.

>>33451950
I got

56% Masculine
33% Feminine

This makes me "casually masculine." If I wasn't suicidally depressed I probably would have scored higher on both sides, but more towards masculine.

>>33452239
I wouldn't have sex outside of marriage anyway, so sure

>>33452274
That's why I said they're lazy. Well why is she your ex, did she out whore you

>>33452271
Based foot fetish poster
Imo would be better if she was wearing stilettos (but those shoes look more comfortable for her)
>>33452280
>sure
Nice <3

>>33452270
I tried and she ignored all the messages. Only a complete mad man would still keep sending them.

>>33452280
Why only then?

>>33452286
>why I said they're lazy
Yeah
Lazy bastards jk
>Well why is she your ex, did she out whore you
Kek
Because I am retarded and drink too much and am going nowhere in life
She just sent me a video leaving the salon with her re-dyed blonde hair, kill me

Women, would you dress up as an evil leather devil woman, and then, VERY GENTLY, lower yourself onto your man's face

>>33452259
>deleted conversation
She has a boyfriend.

>>33451940
Done, when do we start

>>33452287
Stilettos are hot but if I'm gonna get bullied and hurt I have a strong preference for skin to skin contact
ESPECIALLY with that size difference

>>33452294
>Because I am retarded
Correction, because you are selfish and like hurting her.

>>33452292
>tried and she ignored all the messages
Oh right, fair enough then
Sounds like she lost interest, sorry bro
>>33452295
>evil leather devil woman
Hot
I wouldn't want her to be gentle though

>>33452295
No. Both leather and face sitting sounds tasteless.

>>33452294
>>why I said they're lazy
>Yeah
>Lazy bastards jk
>>Well why is she your ex, did she out whore you
>Kek
>Because I am retarded and drink too much and am going nowhere in life
Then find something to do that you feel is meaningful.
>She just sent me a video leaving the salon with her re-dyed blonde hair, kill me
Yikes, she's got issues. Top kek.

>>33452226
My condolences

>>33452302
>face sitting sounds tasteless.
You have no culture

Ok enough is enough, atoga how do I get a girlfriend?

>>33452300
Except I don't, and I still talk to and support her all the time and we're friends
>>33452299
Ah yeah that makes sense, I'm taking your side now

you ever wear a violet tie with grass-green socks? is that bad?

>>33452283
>Yeah bro just quit, use the imaginary savings your bad job didn't pay you to live off and just work somewhere else
>Oh they're also bad because there's no profit incentive to treat you well? Just grind it out, if you're lucky one day you'll get to be the guy treating workers terribly instead of the worker!

>>33452306
Be someone girls want to have as a boyfriend.

>>33452306
You don't
Women hate men

Women, you say men need to trim their nails before fingering you, but I see women in porn finger themselves with huge fake nails without any apparent discomfort. What’s up with that?

>>33452303
>find something to do that you feel is meaningful
I have hobbies and I do work jobs in healthcare etc. that I feel help people, but I have no bigger ambitions, wish I was dead desu
>she's got issues
Why lol?

>>33452308
I thought that sounds pretty epic.

>>33452312
Nag
1. Porn isn't reality, it's made to be a spectacle
2. Fake nails are way thicker and tend to have rounded edges so they probably wouldn't scratch as much

>>33452312
We know how to keep them clean and not hurt ourself. The same can't necessarily be said for men, so better safe than sorry.

>>33452314
You probably have clinical depression that or Anhedonia

>>33452312
Professional lubed-up porn stars playing with themselves is very different to some guy ramming his fingers into a random chick lol

>>33451911 (OP)
Ladies, who is your Morrowind husbando?
Gentlemen, who is your Morrowind waifu (besides Ahnassi)?

>>33452305
You have porn damage.

>>33452259
She found someone she liked more

I just need a gf that will bully me, is that so much to ask?

>>33452322
I have taste

>>33452262
I wish someone would eat me out

>>33452309
Nta
Training new employees is very costly. There is a massive incentive to retain good skilled hard workers.
This is less true for delivery drivers or fast food workers but you can either gain certifications or be a hard worker and make it past the bottom rung which will earn you savings.
Also maybe skip on the starbucks daily, ten streaming services, lotto tickets and weed and you will have savings

>>33452310
I try every day.

>>33452311
Love-hate or hate-hate?

>>33452239
If everything else is good sure

>>33452327
If we were dating I would gladly, it's still one of my favorite things

>>33452327
Lose some weight and go outside and itll happen

>>33452325
The taste of a coomer.

>>33452321
M
Dagoth Ur

>>33452328
>be a hard worker
>maybe skip on the starbucks daily
It's like reading parody

>>33452324
I wish a guy would actually enjoy being bullied in a relationship but if you suggest in any way that he has to get his ass up, you are a nag and ungrateful.

>>33452309
The alternatives presented are for everyone to be enslaved by a giant state bureaucracy and a hybrid system where the state forces the capitalist to treat the wageslaves to a bare minimum standard and redistributes wealth from the higher status wageslaves (the only people who actually pay taxes) to everyone else. There's no way out.

>>33452321
Male
I'm waiting for OpenMW 1.0 before I play.

>>33452337
I've never experienced it but I think I would like it
I also like to do things and be helpful so I don't think I'd have to be bullied to get up if you want me to do something

>>33452309
>be a retard
>force others to pay for your shortcomings

>>33452319
>You probably have clinical depression
I got the DLC manic depression expansion pack
>>33452321
I never played it because I'm not a nerd, but this one is mommy
>>33452328
>maybe skip on the starbucks daily
Ah yes, this is why minimum wage anon can't afford a house, I bet they eat avocado toast too, those lazy zoomers amirite
>>33452324
Being teased is fun but being actually bullied is not nice

>>33452321
Almalexia is an awful, awful person BUT she's hot so just like I am for women in real life, I'm willing to overlook the

>>33452342
Sounds nice. I just feel like it would only last for two weeks before you get tired of it.

>>33452329
The second one

>>33452346
>he got reaped mid sentence

>>33452343
>Want to reap society's benefits
>Cry when you have to contribute something other than shareholder value

Women, would you date a man who can’t ejaculate?

>>33452353
No

Anons what does it mean if someone shows up on suggested but then disappears after a second? Did the algorithm make an oopsie?

>>33452347
As long as there's affection in the bullying I don't think I would
Unless you meant getting off my ass in which case my job performance suggests otherwise

>>33452202
I want to be an edgelord and hate women but most of them IRL are so wonderful and caring and pretty and smell good I just can't
>>33452354
If he can ejaculate where would you want him to cum?

>>33452356
It means you should shut the fuck up and go away because no one wants to talk to you.

>>33452356
Id assume it's because whatever app you're using is a buggy piece of shit.

>>33452352
>steal my money so you can use it on however you want instead of me paying directly for the services I actually use
>this is a good thing

>>33452358
You are delusional and retarded

>>33452137
yes !!

i play bedrock :3

>>33452363
How am I delusional lol?

>>33452312
I imagine in porn, the directors/producers expect the actors to withstand discomfort in favour of what looks good. The actors are actors. Whereas when you're in a loving relationship, you can be authentic and have sex how you like it, rather than what's imagined by some pornographer.

>>33452362
By participating in society you are benefiting from far more than what you just "directly use". Or would you prefer to directly pay for the tuition fees of the doctors that treat you? Prefer waiting for your bank transfer to clear before the police/ambulance/fire service bother listening to your call?
>this is a good thing
Finally, we're on the same page about things

Seems a bit silly my results don't even add up to 100%

I want a boyfriend

Anons it's starting to really sink in that I have never had a gf now that I'm 24. High school and Uni came and went, and everyone I know is in some sort of relationship, or has been.

what do I do.

I want a girlfriend

>>33452377
Open up your heart

>>33452376
I'll be ur bf

>>33452365
>[women] are... wonderful and caring...

>>33452376
>>33452377
There you go

>>33452376
Go away.

>>33452376

All right we can help you out there, what sort of boyfriend are you looking for?

>>33452382
>>33452385
Thank you

>>33452381
I'm an ugly creature, though.

Virgin girls, would you let a guy tie you up for your first time?

I've matched with 2 girls on Tinder and went on a multiple dates with both of them. Dating is fucking awful and I have no intention to date a woman ever again.

State gender
Have you ever been pantsed in front of the opposite sex?

>use "water based" lube
>feels incredibly greasy
>notice bottle advertises that it is both scented and unscented in different places
Is my dick gonna fall off?

>>33452393
What happened dude

>>33452377
Welcome to the club. Just accept it and do your best to stay positive

>>33452394
Male
I've never been pantsed

>>33452397
It sucks tho

>>33452396
I just hate people in general. I'm just going to stay alone and focus on things that actually matter.

>>33451911 (OP)
I want to ask this one qt girl out but she doesn’t know me at all. Would a simple dm out of the blue be appropriate? for context, basically a female friend of mine gave her my number with hearts on it saying text me. She did but I fumbled the conversation instantly because I was not in a good place mentally at the time (I’m also a retarded brute at texting). It’s now 4 months later and I’m feeling a lot better about myself.
I really don’t know what to say though. Like hello and do you want to go out with me. That’s the level I’m at.

>>33452376
I'll sacrifice myself
>>33452394
M
Never been pantsed

https://fxtwitter.com/sav_says_/status/1951718138615156891

Females voted for this

>>33452375
Lmao
Maybe you picked neutrally for some
>>33452393
Why, what went wrong?
>>33452394
No but that would be hot

>>33452403
Just ask her how's it going?

>>33452376
How does it feel to have s bf?

>>33452406
>A 42-year old Somali man abducted and raped a 12-year-old who was playing in her backyard
Fucking sick, this fills me with rage
Hope he sees hell in prison

>>33452400
I know bro I'm also 24 and literally in your position. But there's no point being constantly depressed about it. Im just trying my best to move my life forward and be positive

>>33452377
You should've used school for that. Use a couple of years to get in shape, be sociable, get some savings and then go back for a masters

>>33452403
Don't overthink it, just ask how she's doing and see if she's up for chatting
>>33452383
Most of the ones I've met are, yeah
I like being an edgelord here but it's the truth
Maybe the energy that you're putting out or your perspective is affecting your interactions with women idk

>>33452417
Or maybe you're just full of shit

>>33452394
M
Yes but I still had my underwear

>tfw you crack open a white monster on a sunny afternoon (inside) on your day off
Yup

>>33452395
Just wash your dick afterwards
>>33452418
I do need to take a shit jk
Idk man I can only speak from my own experiences
Most guys are cool too but if I'm honest I've had way more shitty interactions and friendships with men than with women

>>33452416
I always hear girls have all these fantasies of bondage and being dominated. I just don't know if a girl would like that as her first sexual experience.

>>33452421
Just admit you're a woman, otherwise you wouldn't be telling lies like this.

>>33452420
That sounds comfy bro
I love white monster lel

>>33452182
What's wrong with being a chud?

>>33452376
>I want a boyfriend
>6 replies
>>33452378
>I want a girlfriend
>0 replies

Brvtal.

>>33452423
>Just admit you're a woman
It's true, I was a woman the whole time
Someone venmo me money pl0x xoxo
What shitty interactions with women are you actually having in real life?

>>33452217
>those are ruined
I can't believe that.

I have 0 sexual tension with females because of the way I grew up. I don't like to make females feel uncomfortable and my biggest fear is that I would look like a creep. This is what destroys all the hope I have for a relationship with a woman.

>>33452424
I used to avoid it because of the boomer meme, but now I've accepted it.
I am the boomer. Might load up some dark souls 1 or something later

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33452239
Sounds like something to look forward to.

Anyone else afraid of missing out on media you love due to being busy/responsibilities/life? I haven’t read a book in months, watched a season of TV or anime in months, I’ve only just consumed movies every here and there since summer started.
And even when I have the energy to sit down and consume media, I end up just watching reruns because I don’t want to potentially “waste” time on something new that might not hit.
Not to mention paralysis because of choices. There’s so much on my watchlist then I never got to post pandemic that I can’t choose what to do.

>>33452420
You are what you eat (or drink)

State gender, what's the most epic way to die?

>>33452431
>Might load up some dark souls 1
That is pretty boomerish
Enjoy bro

>>33452435
>You are what you eat (or drink)
So I'm based?

>>33452432
psych ward

>>33452434
Nope, i just watch stuff lol

>>33452436
M

Recovering the Epstein papers

>>33452428
Ghosting, being used like a wallet/beast of burden, rejection, and a lot of being ignored as if I don't exist.

>>33452414
>get some savings and then go back for a masters

my grades are ass tho

>>33452226
Welp I had blackout sleep with just a magnesium, so that's possible.

>>33452434
Yeah, I barely consoom anything anyway, but it does feel a bit cucked having to go to work and do other things instead of just being able to like spend a day binging an anime
I mean if I organised my time and life better I could probably set aside time to do this but my adhd brain says no
>>33452436
Skull crushed by femanon thighs

>>33452440
You are a white monster

>>33452435
What if what I eat doesn't become part of me, rather it's disintegrated into the void that makes up my insides?

>>33452414
what if i'm not sociable? I've also got one more year of schooling left, starting in september.

>>33452436
M
In an armored bulldozer after causing millions worth of damage

>>33452452
Start becoming more sociable

>>33452394
Male
Sort of? I got sent to the principles office for mooning a bunch of girls at the playground in first grade, so a self-pant.
They were chasing me and I figured it would make them stop. It worked.

>>33452457
my past attempts of doing so failed

>>33452449
Nice.

>>33452460
What did you do?

>>33452377
If you actually want a relationship, then go outside and give yourself chances to meet people.

>>33452445
Playing devil's advocate here
>Ghosting
This can be shitty yeah, but a lot of girls do this because they're afraid of the guy getting aggressive if they reject them
>being used like a wallet/beast of burden
This also sucks but if you're offering to pay...
Idk can't relate cause I'm poor lol
Don't you like treating a girl you're going out with though and buying her nice things?
>rejection
People are allowed to reject people lol. If a girl you weren't attracted to asked you out you'd probably reject her right
>a lot of being ignored as if I don't exist
People are busy and have their own lives, and are not obligated to interact with you
If these are the worst things that women are doing to you, I think it shows they're not that bad lol

>>33452394
M
No but I've had my johnson exposed during a race in front of the other schools women's team. Long story.

>>33452462
>>33452463

I exist as I am then people take a strong dislike to me and send me all sorts of scorn.

>>33452464
>Playing devil's advocate
Play Russian roulette with a 1911.

>>33452434
>missing out on media
One thing I've learned from my four decades on this earth is that "missing out on media" is a terrible, stressful, mindset to have. Let go of that shit. It's not healthy.
The collective human creativity produces way more media than you can reasonably consoom. And AI i going to make it worse, and average quality will suffer. Be discerning with what you enjoy and choose to spend your time with. Enjoy "media" when you have a moments leisure time.

Women, I have acquired a weighted vest.
Soon I will be a sculpted adonis.
Thoughts?

>>33452468
I'm real tired and maybe a bit tarded and read that as
>people ... send me all sorts of corn
And I was like, "fuck yeah"

>>33452468
ye, good luck man

>>33452436
Peacefully and pleasantly drifting off to sleep, happily knowing you've lived a fulfilling life, never to wake up again.
Few of us get that.

>>33452452
Don't do what I did and drop out kek, studying comes first, but I just forced myself to be more social in my last year of college after COVID (I was basically a shut-in before then). I forced myself to go out with my roommates and go to parties and make friends and go to societies with them. Even at my most ugly and skinnyfat I ended up dating and sleeping over with some really pretty and fit girls (and probably had opportunities with a lot more if I'd been bolder)
By all means keep working on yourself, fixing things in your life etc. but honestly the normies' "beeee social" advice is the best. This is why normalfags have relationships and sex and losers like us don't
>>33452471
OK wanna go first, I'll spin the barrell
>>33452472
Anon has to consooooom
Reading good books is great, the vast majority of "media" out there is commercial slop designed to placate you, like giving a baby a pacifier
>>33452477
Sleeping beauty ahh death
>>33452467
Hot, did they laugh at you?

>>33452434
no, i'm not afraid of missing out on media. most media can be consumed at any time of my life. the only real counter-example i can think of were certain multiplayer games i played when i was younger which couldn't exist as they do now.

for myself, i've found that i usually pretty quickly exhaust my enjoyment of a form of media if i consume a lot of it (e.g. because there's very little high quality media left to consume after a while, or because i'm just tired of it in general), and once it's exhausted it doesn't really make sense to continue consuming it.
not consuming it now simply means that i'll get to enjoy it later. there's absolutely no point in consuming media like a chore to me, because it just means that i'll exhaust my enjoyment for it more quickly.
for example, i never compromise for outside activities during the summer, because i know that if i do, i'll both have wasted a lot of the nice days in the summer and will be left with fairly little good media to consume during the darker months, where there's not as much to do. same for social activities all year round.

tl;dr: media is essentially a limited resource that is intended for wasting time, don't prioritize it over more valuable and fleeting ways of enjoying your life. definitely don't turn it into a chore, or you'll just be miserable.

>>33451940
All you gotta do is ask, Slim.

>>33452414
That didn’t work for me either

>>33452392
No, I'm a virgin because I'm a neurotic control freak and become insecure and uncomfortable easily

>>33452460
What did you try?
Keep trying bro, it's like that meme of the dude digging for diamonds and turning back at the last second. You never know what's lurking round the corner >>33452480
>certain multiplayer games i played when i was younger which couldn't exist as they do now
RIP monkey snowfight on Miniclip

>>33451929
So men can be a hobby but women can't?

>>33452484
me too

>>33452479
Weren't limeys supposed to be range-banned?

>>33452489
QT is a government experiment

Death to America
Death to Israel
A Curse upon the Hornyposters

>>33452246
Thanks. Got to say though, that sounds very high.

HI FINE SHYT

>>33452484
>I'm a neurotic control freak
Would you dominate a guy in the bedroom?
>>33452489
Nay
We just have this gay "ADULY CONTENT" filter over anything that's vaguely erotic (but one can just a proxy/VPN to look at it on 4plebs or whatever kek)
>>33452491
I'm literally Shadow the hedgehog jk

>>33452473
A bit dystopian ngl

>>33452418
My roommate is having a shower rn so I can't use the bathroom
I'm literally being cucked by women rn

>>33452487
Ye

>>33452464
>because they're afraid of the guy getting aggressive if they reject them
Or just because they're lazy and don't want to put in the minimal effort of sending a text message, and they don't see men as human so who gives a shit anyway?
>Don't you like treating a girl you're going out with though and buying her nice things?
Sure, if she appreciates them and doesn't lead me on so I pay for more of her shit before ghosting me.
I legit had a woman tell me on a date that she had no intention of things going further before the date, but she just wanted dinner.
>If a girl you weren't attracted to asked you out you'd probably reject her right
I might, but I've actually taken women I wasn't attracted to on dates before because I would have felt shitty about turning them down.
Thing is, most women will reject the vast majority of men, because they've all been brainwashed by Disney into believing they need to wait for their hot, rich, endlessly talented, jet-setting vampire bf to come and sweep them off their feet. Their standards are completely insane at this point.

>>33452494
Sup bro

>>33452479
>Hot, did they laugh at you?
It was not hot. And yes, they pointed and laughed, but I ignored it and finished my race. It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't freezing out. Do women even know about shrinkage?

>>33452496
I hope you get arrested and beaten and then locked away forever.

>>33452496
>"ADULY CONTENT" filter over anything that's vaguely erotic
Huh? What does that look like? How does that work?

>>33452500
how?

>>33452509
>I will wear this weighted vest a few hours a day to simulate physical activity because we as a species have become so sedentary and our physical labor so unneeded that we have to waste it artificially to not deteriorate our body that's built for hours of daily exercise to thrive

Anons, I accidentally got a crush on a low-resolution fish. I fell at first sight.

>>33452515
Crensch

i to też może

>>33452517
K

>>33452515
Here's a higher resolution fan art I found.

>>33452299
That pic reminds me, I saw a tall blonde woman walking her dog earlier, tugging on his leash and shouting at him, and then he ran over and licked her
Bro doesn't know how good he has it in life
>>33452503
Not bothering to text you back means they don't see you as human? Bit of a logical leap don't you think?
>she had no intention of things going further before the date, but she just wanted dinner.
So she told you beforehand? So then you had the choice innit?
>taken women I wasn't attracted to on dates before because I would have felt shitty about turning them down.
That's sweet and kinda same desu but arguably leading them on depending on how far it goes
>Their standards are completely insane at this point.
Have you seen the guys women are actually going out with lol? The bar is not high
>most women will reject the vast majority of men, because they've all been brainwashed
If they're going to (hopefully) be your partner for life why wouldn't you wait for the best and most compatible person you can find? Better to be single than in a relationship with someone who you're not truly into
>>33452508
It looks like picrel lol
>>33452507
This is a bit rude
>>33452506
>yes, they pointed and laughed
That sounds pretty hot, were any of them hot?

>>33452473
Autism vest to help calm you down?

>>33452517
Are you gonna knit a turtleneck?

>>33452472
Realizing there’s way more good media than I’ll ever be able to consume unless I was a loser who spent all his time alone is what got me over the media paralysis.
The only way I’d ever even consume half of what I originally wanted to was if I became rich and never had to work another day in my life.

>>33452515
Based, I also thought she was a baddie when I played this game
I want to ram my dick into Ramo though

>>33452520
>That sounds pretty hot, were any of them hot?
Idk, I was more focused on finishing my race

>>33452521
Unironically yes...

>>33452520
>It looks like picrel lol
Lol. Is that every picture on the yellow boards? That satisfies big brother?

>>33452520
>Bro doesn't know how good he has it in life
Shit I didn't actually mean to post this story lmao
>>33452528
>unless I was a loser who spent all his time alone
Most guys on this site BTFO'd
>>33452532
Based racer sigma
I remember once I did a race in school and did a backwards roll over the finish line for the meme and all the girls were cheering me on

>>33452531
Ramo is a spoiled brat. Linchen has a refined beauty and elegance.

>Parents are arguing
>Dad is citing fucking TikTok relationship advice videos to back himself
I'm too old to be in this house, man

>>33452539
I love how retarded old people are it's awesome and I won't feel bad when they are all dying in droves in suspicious nursing homes

>>33452539
Whats the relationship advice?

>>33452539
And if someone says they heard eating veggies is healthy on tt, does that mean it's wrong? Just because you don't like the source doesn't mean the content is wrong.

>>33452539
My mom got hooked on TikTok too. I don’t get it. The amount of information and ai garbage she’s been getting pisses me off.

>>33452539
yikes
how old are you and how old are they

>>33452528
>became rich and never had to work another day in my life
Hopefully you'd do more with your life than become a shutin consooming media for the rest of your life.
Kids, don't do drugs.

If there’s any bitches in this room, then there’s something I gotta say.

>>33452551
Spit it out

>>33452553
I never thought I’d find someone to be mine. Lord knows I was right.

>>33452536
Nope I'm actually still able to view all the porn boards lmao
It's so dumb
I haven't had to use my card or whatever on any site cause there are still a gazillion unfiltered pr0n sites
I wish the UK government actually spent money on something useful like bringing back free school meals for poor children or housing homeless mothers instead this retarded policing not letting you look at a picture of a clothed woman in a dress, whilst the government is full of rapists and paedophiles
>>33452538
They're both hot in different ways
I agree Linchen has mommy energy but Ramo is badder
>>33452539
>babe we need to align our chakras according to the woman on TikTok-
>tick tock it's divorce o'clock steven
>>33452546
>shutin consooming media for the rest of your life.
>Kids, don't do drugs.
Can attest to this

>>33452556
Is this song lyrics?

If you were a celebrity how much would you care about the court of public opinion? For example, you get hit with false rape claim, people don’t believe you. How much would you care?

>>33452542
>>33452543
>>33452544
There's a language barrier for me (parents immigrated, I don't know my native language, sue me), but the gist was
>Whenever a woman complains about her husband, the problem is usually actually her
boomer-tier shit.
>And if someone says they heard eating veggies is healthy on tt, does that mean it's wrong? Just because you don't like the source doesn't mean the content is wrong.
You don't understand, anon. I've heard the type of shit he listens. It's manosphere type shit about women needing men to lead and weaponised therapy shit about how XYZ trait is actually narcissism so that person you don't like is being a narcissist. Except he's too old to listen to 20something year old podcaster so he watches unironic, genuine, AI text-to-speech slop to validate his views because they argue a bunch and hate each other.

Language barrier means I can't understand the full extent of the argument, but my father has hit my mother because "she was being too unreasonable during an argument and [he] just lost control before" so I'm willing to bet my life he's in the wrong on whatever it is.

>>33452558
xd

>>33452559
Depends on how vital my reputation is to my income. Generally getting canceled is not a wise financial move, so I would assume I would care.

>>33452559
A lot, because unfortunately people are retarded and they can push retarded things that might affect me.

>>33452563
Let’s assume a whole lot of people now hate you or assume you’re a bad person, but you still have a dedicated enough fanbase to provide you stable income

>>33452545
>are you
22
>are they
late 50s/early 60s

>>33452559
I honestly don't care about bring cancelled
No evidence, no problem
I hate celebrity culture and worship, so I think if I was one I'd be as obnoxious and unlikeable as possible. Then you have your haters and your true fans

>>33452559
I would have a good PR person and just do what they tell me

>>33452561
Then say he is spewing incel bullshit, because this has nothing to do with him having seen it on tt. He could have just as well seen it on instagram or yt or fb. But yeah, he sounds retarded. Divorce incoming.

>>33452569
Until you get the people who say “meh, this persons too PR friendly. they’re fake. I want their honest opinion and personality! “
(This does happen, especially in sports lol)

>>33452544
There was some disinformation going around a couple months ago that people thought was true just because they saw it on TikTok. I even don’t know how TikTok works.

>>33452566
What can even be done about that? Being a public figure always comes with some people hating you. But if the amount keeps increasing, that would be worrisome.

>>33452573
A good PR person would align with your personal brand. Not just say boring stuff

>>33452570
The same content is posted on all mainstream social medias, I don't think you can have content that's truly tiktok exclusive because it all gets reposted on youtube shorts and instagram reels after

>>33452473
Lay down and put 2.5 pl8 ontop of you.

All of my problems in life would be solved if a hot woman made me her slave
Maybe I should act this out anyway and manifest her

The only thing I’d be worried about if I got famous was any old accounts I forgot about being linked back to me.

>>33452577
Yeah, which is why I am saying it's retarded to blame tt for this. Blame your dad because there is people that can use sm without falling for this shit. This says more about him than sm.

Would you guys get a sugardaddy/sugar momma who’s 25-30 years older than you? How long would you stay with them? How would you explain this relationship to parents, family, or friends?
How kinky would you be willing to get for them?

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

gender
any of you anons ever been homeless? any stories

>>33452582
>celebrity cancelled for calling somebody a "nigger faggot" on 4chan 10 years ago

>>33452559
I could handle people not liking me, in the sense that there's a lot of celebrities that make people think
>Wow that guy is just an asshole
I couldn't handle a serious allegation like rape, though. It would drive me insane. Would probably spiral in hedonistic binges to make myself get over it

>>33452587
M, unfortunately, no interesting stories it was just really fucking miserable desu

>>33452579
I don't understand this mindset. Wouldn't it be much better to have a hot girl who's devoted to you?

>>33452583
nta but nah, tiktok's algorithm is powerful enough to lead you into a total echo chamber without you ever realising you're in an echo chamber. Tiktok and tiktok-inspired algorithm traps are a new breed of evil.

>>33452593
Self loathing is a strange archon

Why shouldn't I send money to an OF girl?

>>33452592
not the static shock images..
how long were you homeless and how are you doing now

>>33452596
you should

>>33452594
My honest reaction

Why do certain societies promote individualism so hard ? Like, why do Americans try to push their children out the house by age 18? Do you guys overrate the “struggle” or something?

>>33452583
I wasn't trying to blame the platform, it was context because he said moments ago that he got it from TT. I didn't mean it as if I were above the platform, I spend hours each day mindlessly scrolling through instagram

26m here, studying in a career that can make me a lot of money. I’ve had men compliment my body (it’s ok) but I regularly get this regardless of where I go. I posted my dating app pics on Reddit for some of the women to say I look good, and some other constructive advice.


Why the fok can’t I get any dates irl then ? If I talk to them they’ll look at me like pic related, even some of the male staff in shops do.

Femanons why did you stand-up a man on a date?

>>33452604
Yet you worded it in a way where you scoffed about where he got it from, not the content.

>>33452239

I could but my libido is high so I'd begrudge missing that one week, could easily lead to breakup.

If you have avoidant attachment, I hope you kill yourself
>anon I have to move b-because I just have to idk where I'll go but I need to move a-and you can't come with you're so clingy!!!
>been together for 4 years
what a waste, glad it's over. Mentally ill cunt

>>33452585
>sugar momma who’s 25-30 years older than you?
Yes this is literally my dream life
I'd stay with her to her deathbed ofc
Fuck what f a m thinks it's my life
>>33452593
No I get nothing out of that. If I wanted a pet I'd get another cat. There's no challenge there and I'd become lazy and complacent most likely. A hot woman whipping me into shape is much more exciting and mutually beneficial
>>33452605
>Why the fok can’t I get any dates irl then
What are you trying in order to get dates
>>33452603
I honestly think it's all part of muh government system to push working, consooooming and boosting GDP

>>33452605
Do you ask women for for their phone numbers after having a nice chat?

>>33452587
M. Thankfully not. I've been lucky. It could have easily happened if I had been born into slightly worse circumstances with the same fuckup mentality. Could still happen.

>>33452609
Hell is in the rear view

>>33452609
She just didn't want to tell you that you suck.

>>33452609
Man I feel you.

>>33452605
Are you autistic? This happened to me too. I had friends (women) who were attractive think I was serenely a fuckboy. Meanwhile I was a virgin questioning what the fuck they were thinking.
My potential problem was I didn’t approach women (I’ve only seen women approach genuine chads), I sucked at footing (autism), and I had certain tendencies that were off putting like my resting face or tone of voice sometimes seeming dead (autism)

>>33452606
I psyched myself out, got too nervous, and bailed.

>>33452603
Sense of freedom. People are both individualistic and collectivist, so societies lean one way or another based on things like historical context. I'm not surprised that the country founded relatively recently on the principles of earning your own success and saying fuck you to the nation that tried to rule you is such a way.

>>33452607
Okay. I'm sorry I insulted TikTok, anon, don't think it's a point worth arguing.

>>33452617
Sucked at flirting*

I can fix BPD
I can fix avoidance

>>33452625
Lol

>>33452614
I'm the embodiment of heaven on earth
>>33452615
I must really stuck if the bitch stuck around for 4 years, fucking retard

>>33452625
>fix
You mean feed.

>>33452596
Bc she doesn't need it lol
Give the money to a charity or something instead
>>33452609
>hope you kill yourself
Rude
>>33452617
>My potential problem was I didn’t approach women
Another problem with this ime is a lot of people just assume you're gay or asexual if you're not making moves on women lol
I had the same thing people used to think I'm a fuckboy despite being a virgin... someone guessed my body count as like 30 lol

>>33452627
>I'm the embodiment of heaven on earth
type shit that the villain says before launching a laser cannon

>>33452627
>stuck around for 4 years
She's torn between wanting something better and fearing she can't get it. Apparently thinking being single is better or that she can find someone better won over being with you. She fought a long fight, give credit where credit is due.

>>33452628
>>33452626
Yes, unironically. I'm extremely confident in my abilities

>>33452633
You are a foolish, foolish little guy.

>>33452067
I'm suspicious of it even being a real thing desu.

>>33452173
F
Right-leaning but desu I think most people are morons

>>33452176
Probably she just felt like you guys didn't click. Or like the other anon said she might text back soon.

>>33452207
What exactly do you do all day anon?

>>33452392
No

>>33452520
>Not bothering to text you back means they don't see you as human?
All of their actions together leave this impression.
>So she told you beforehand?
You don't think it means anything that she thought that was acceptable behavior?
>The bar is not high
It's in the stratosphere.
>Better to be single than in a relationship with someone who you're not truly into
You can be into a lot of people even if they're not your fairytale prince. But that would require being an adult, which is something women are not and cannot be.

>>33452598
You're very sweet anon
Yeah that static shock ep resonated with me, especially the part where she's like people just look through you like you don't exist
I wasn't for too long thankfully (after that I was couchsurfing for half a year and have a room now). I'm doing OK now thank you, mental health still not the best but very very grateful to have a roof over my head. Once you've been homeless you never take having somewhere to live for granted again

>>33452635
I believe in happy endings

>>33452633
Last time you just claimed you can teach me how to love, but refused to elaborate how. Not a good way to get me to think you actually can.

>>33452629
>assume you're gay
Yep. This happens. Funny enough one of my exes got with me that way. She approached me through a friend thinking I was gay, and then when she found out I wasn’t, we started talking.

>>33452636
>What exactly do you do all day anon
I'm a loser too but I at least do stuff around the house when I'm not at work and have hobbies like music, I spend little time consoooming media
Not that it makes me superior or whatever, I just don't understand how these people don't get bored
Like I'll go downstairs for the first time all day (tfw haven't eaten today and nearly 9pm lol) and just start washing up all their stuff in the kitchen
They were there when I came in at 10 this morning and are still there now 11 hours later still watching TV

All in favor of grinding QT into a fine pate and feeding him to pigs, say aye.

>>33452610
I’m waiting for iois, last time in real life a girl sent some kissy face emojis on ig of a post I made on stories with us and a few people. I got her number from there invited her out and she made some excuses after a while, but I was autist in real life
>>33452611
I get responses that let me know what the answer would be if I asked
>>33452617
Same actually with the voice and resting face, I’ve tried to change this though with smiling, I approached but can’t tell if some girls liked me or just wanted to be friends.

>>33452567
Eh, par for the course probably.
I wouldn't know, mine are divorced.

>>33452648
There's much worse posters than him.

>>33452578
now what

>>33452637
>she thought that was acceptable behavior?
What's wrong with it? There are probably some cucks into that kek
>It's in the stratosphere
Is it? Because I know complete losers IRL with pretty gfs
>leave this impression
What do they see you as then if not human? An alien?
>that would require being an adult, which is something women are not and cannot be
Women are children because they don't want to date everyone and always be in a relationship? Bruh

>>33452479
>I just forced myself to be more social in my last year of college

I did this in first year but still ended up empty.

>>33452645
>one of my exes
Well at least you've had relationship lol
I never had a proper girlfriend so everyone just assumed I must be gay
Funny story tho bro

>>33452631
If the laser cannon destroys all of india, does that make me a villian?
>>33452632
Welp she'll be in for a RUDE awakening after a couple years of adventuring when she realizes that I was and still am the greatest thing that ever happened to her and that my "flaws" (which are so fucking nitpicky that I'd sound insane if I typed them out). She'll try to run back to me

>>33452641
I’m sure you do, but you have no idea what you’re talking about.

How do I find out if my friends are open to the idea of friends with benefits?

>>33452661
>my "flaws" (which are so fucking nitpicky that I'd sound insane if I typed them out)
Sounds like the main issue might have been your arrogance.

>>33452666
If you're a chick and they're a dude then the answer is yes.
If you're a dude and they're a chick then the answer is probably no.

>>33452479
>This is why normalfags have relationships and sex and losers like us don't

what if i face rejection wherever I go?

>>33452670
I’m a dude. But it sounds alien. I feel like ts easier to get 5 random hookups than it is to get 1 friends with benefits

>>33452648
Haters gonna hate bro
Also why would you abuse animals like this
>>33452657
RIP, sorry to hear it
Yeah my first year also started off good and was pretty shit by the end. I still had friends but didn't date or anything
A lot of it is just being in the right place at the right time desu, hence the whole creating opportunities thing and maybe one day you get lucky
I only slept over with one girl in first year iirc. She was supposed to be moving into our apartment but they changed the rooms round at the last minute. I helped her go shopping for stuff at IKEA and got her IKEA meatballs, then ended up sleeping with her that night kek. Maybe that's ENTJ's trick, he feeds his gf IKEA meatballs so she's brainwashed into liking him
>>33452661
Doo not redeem the cannon sir

>american living abroad
>trying dating apps
>an app in this country specifically does not have people post selfies in profile
>talking with women, able to keep up, have a two way conversation, able to make humor even through second language
>women post selfies, theyre even hotter than anticipated
>post selfie in return
>ghosted
women, how do I become more attractive so I don't have ladies around the world running for their lives upon seeing my face?

if i gift a necklace from my fav vid game char to my new wife will she think less of me when she finds out?
i plan on swapping the packaging so she doesnt know it is from a game. pic related

https://www.ebay.com/itm/305804151423

>>33452660
Have you ever been approached in real life?
If you have, whenever you get a compliment, pursue that women.

>>33452682
How would we know without seeing a pic of you? Generally being healthy and having fun being alive helps.

>>33452668
It's not arrogance, I've always been open to criticism and I've made lots of changes over the years. I've grown a lot with her. The issue is that she saw this one specific flaw as a non negotiable and something that was fundamental to my being that could not be changed

>>33452655
>What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with using people like wallets? Are you serious?
>I know complete losers IRL with pretty girls
Like yourself? Yes, you can manipulate people. Very impressive.
>What do they see you as then if not human?
I already said. Women see most men as wallets or manual labor, if they see us at all.
>because they don't want to date everyone and always be in a relationship
No, because they'd rather reject guys who would be great for them over and over into their 30s while holding out for "true love" with an idealized guy in their heads that doesn't exist irl.

>>33452683
Are you hiding that you play videogames from her like it's some sort of superhero secret identity shit? Who cares.

>>33452666
Be friends/go out with slutty girls, talk about sex stuff, ask
One hot friend of mine proposed being fwb once
>>33452685
Yes most girls I dated in the past approached me cause I'm shy
>whenever you get a compliment, pursue that women
But most MILFs are taken

>>33452606
>Femanons why did you stand-up a man on a date?
I matched with him 8 months prior. The conversation fizzled out, so we never ended up meeting. When I un-paused my account, he immediately messaged me again. Chat fizzles out again. He practically begs me for a date. I talk a lot about being anti-social and not in a good headspace. I ignore his messages on the day of the date. HE decides to still go to the venue anyway...

I think I subconsciously stood him up because I was never really enthusiastic to begin with, and he pestered me into agreeing.

>>33452688
Sometimes that's true. I suppose you won't say what that flaw is? Also, I doubt it was just one thing, it sounds more like thats what you are hanging it up on now to feel righteous in your outrage that THIS is why she threw four years away. I'm sure if we could ask her for her honest explanation it would sound very different.

>>33452693
That’s the thing though, I don’t know if any of my friends are “slutty”. I know when there’s a dude they’re interested in dating but that isn’t really slutty.

Men,
Assuming you're with a girl, how long does it take for you to go from soft to fully hard? I always thought it took a few minutes but I saw a video of a dude getting a boner in public and it seemed nearly instantaneous.
>inb4 I'm a virgin
Imagine

>>33452677
What are you like? I was an awkward nerd my entire life but I feel like this personality type is not at all conducive to what you are describing.

>>33452596
Because you don't love her, you just want permission to jerk off and not be shamed for wasting your seed.

>>33452699
This is something you could find out yourself.

>>33452674
Because it is

>>33452699
Depends on how much energy I have. Sometimes if she’s talking to me I’ll get a boner. If she even presses up against me I’m rock hard. Some days it’s not until we’re doing the deed.

>>33452699
Like 10 seconds, might be more or less depending on how exciting things are.

>>33452609
Put her on the mic

>>33452690
>Like yourself
No lol, I'm single and don't have the ability to manipulate anyone
>What's wrong with using people like wallets
I mean it's a bit trashy but if the guy's happy paying for the meal and not having sex or whatever then it's not a crime
>Women see most men as wallets or manual labor
Hot if true but that feels very reductionistic
>they'd rather reject guys who would be great for them over and over into their 30s while holding out for "true love"
What's wrong with this? They might still be figuring things out in their 20s and enjoying being single
>>33452683
Depends if she's a gamer
Epic gamer moment tho
>>33452695
>HE decides to still go to the venue anyway...
That's on him then lol, he should've been like "I assume that the date is off, let me know if you change your mind"
>>33452698
>don’t know if any of my friends are “slutty”
Make more friends then bc a lot of extroverted slutty girls are not shy about it lol
They would literally talk about fucking and stuff they liked doing in bed while we were hanging out
>>33452700
>I was an awkward nerd my entire life
Same
I still am desu
I just try to act more normal and bubbly sometimes

>>33452712
We can only pray that you are killed in the upcoming British civil war.

>>33452699
Pretty quickly. A few seconds.

Imagine sitting in your living room with your girlfriend after lunch and you serve a good cup of coffee and listen to some great music and start having great a conversations and then end up cuddling on the couch while watching a good movie.

Average woman loves average man!

>>33452716
I hope I get taken prisoner by hot female soldiers

>>33452712
>Same
>I still am desu
Oh ok I thought you were some sort of normie by the way you wrote your query.

Game show idea:
5 smoking hot BPD foids competing to date one super attractive but uninterested and emotionally unavailable guy.

WOMEN:
If your boyfriend were to bring up prostate stimulation, would you immediately lose all attraction to him?

>>33452699
I can get a semi hard on if average woman looks into my eyes and smiles

>>33452724
They will just suck his dick in turns like they do on tinder daily

>>33452719
Sounds boring to be honest.

>>33452719
Man I wish I could have gmfood and coffee rn but I don't want to interact with my roommates
>>33452723
>thought you were some sort of normie
I'm really not lol, I'm adhd/bipolar and probably autistic
I can LARP as a normie well enough in general situations but I used to be really weird
I'm almost a wizard, I don't understand dating and women

>>33452719
No, shut up.

>>33452686
>How would we know without seeing a pic of you?
Yeah fair enough, I don't really wanna post a selfie here either. Any advice on how to take a better/more flattering picture would be greatly helpful.

>>33452725
>If your boyfriend were to bring up prostate stimulation, would you immediately lose all attraction to him?
Yes. It has happened before, unfortunately.

>>33452733
Just google it man. There us like a million guides.

>>33452729
It’s a game show. The man is in on it. He won’t do anything to jeopardise the entertainment value. Duh
He will instigate drama obviously and he will pretend to be super serious about the format of the show

I have to ask. Do you think this sexual behavior of hers indicates that she is mentally ill in the brain?

>>33452723
Anyway my point I was trying to make is that you can still have some small successes even if you're a weirdo, if you make an effort and are kind to people and fun enough to be around. And there are all kinds of funko pop collecting autistic nerds with wives and kids

>>33452739
Depends on what sexual behavior.

>>33452734
YOU had a boyfriend? How

>>33452736
I'm asking /here/, not google. What are things that women here typically do to look better in photos (hard mode: no photoshop)

>>33452730
it's pretty comfy

When I go to a penis massage parlor in a country where that behavior is legal and above board, how do I know the masseusse I'm seeing is there willingly and hasn't been trafficked or coerced into the professional jacker-offer business?

>>33452697
>I suppose you won't say what that flaw is?
She said that sometimes she'll tell me something and I'll just sit there for too long to think of something to say back but it's because it's some thought provoking question so I want to think about it for a sec (like 15-20 seconds usually). That was her non negotiable
>I'm sure if we could ask her for her honest explanation it would sound very different.
Maybe but what else did I need to be? I was her therapist, I paid for 80% of the things we did, I planned our dates as much as she did. Her love language is quality time together and gift giving so I would spend my entire saturday with her doing fun stuff and enjoying each other's company and I'd spontaneously give her gifts from time to time or make her a little love note. She met my family, I occasionally cooked for her, I'd clean up after dinner when we'd have dinner at her parent's house. We had the same sense of humor and similar sensibilities in the media we consumed. We both enjoyed the fish keeping hobby. She said I have a big dick and would scream when I'd be pounding her. Like what else do I need to be?

>>33452746
ask them for the penis weenis license

Question for guys:
I started talking to a guy that posted on soc who's in the same state as me. He did not put in his post he had a girlfriend, and kind of dropped it after we talked casually. Is this a guy looking to cheat? He is incredibly responsive and keeps chatting with me. I feel really uncomfortable but I also wonder if he made up the gf since some guys do that to seem more appealing and also because I'm non-white. He has been responding pretty much instantly since we traded pictures. what do? I have 0 interest in homewrecking and want to know what to make of this scenario

>wants a tradwife
>insists on splitting the bill
Why?

It's very eye opening realising that the reason why women are "sick of the dating market" is simply that only like 15% of men are 6' or taller.

>>33452724
I would rather go on a game show where 5 smoking hot BPD foids bully me until I cry
>>33452746
>how do I know the masseusse I'm seeing is there willingly and hasn't been trafficked or coerced
You don't, that's why prostitution is le bad
>>33452748
Bro she's not coming back, no use fretting and trying to find an explanation

I have five siblings, four women and one man. The man, my youngest sibling, used to regularly pester me for sexual favors when we were young and he was a teenager.

He dropped it and we're on good terms now but it's still kind of weird. How do I resolve my feelings about this? He let it go ever since he got a wife and two daughters, but he also keeps a framed photo of me and him together in his home office bathroom where his face and mine are uncomfortably close and it looks like he's leaning in to kiss me.

>>33452754
I'd ask him if he was being serious about having a gf, and what he's looking for
Sounds pretty sus though that he specifically sought out to find and message a girl online all the time while having a gf

>>33452744
I don't take any pics unless I feel attractive. Trying to take pics if you don't feel it us never going to go well. If you never feel attractive then just forget trying to take good pics and work on that first.

>>33452721
It will be Pakis and they will behead you in the street.

>>33452754
He’s probably just too embarrassed to admit he’s single all things considered. The instant replying is a good giveaway. But holy fuck don’t sleep with a man from 4chan. This WILL be your rock bottom experience

>>33452756
Wait until you hear their expectations about income and looks

>>33452358
In the garbage can

>>33452741
She sent me an unsolicited pussy pic and made a random comment on one of my insta stories asking how fast men like to have their penises jacked off

Have you ever had a mail order husband?

>>33452769
You wouldn't let him cum on/in you ):
>>33452763
I'd rather they not

>>33452748
Last time you told a very different story about how you could not make her feel like you chose her or how she isn't a burden. And I would also assume that the fact the relationship hasn't progressed to the next step after four years made her feel like she is wasting her precious time as a young woman on a man that's not very enthusiastic about her. Usually if a man thinks he made a good catch, he'll try to not waste much time to put a ring on it.
But I'm sure she is moving away just because you took a bit too long to answer. I'm sure that's not just what you boil it down to to feel like she's just a dumb cunt and you did nothing wrong. Everyone copes in their own way I suppose.

>>33452699
10 seconds or less max I would say. A few minutes is a pretty long time.

>>33452755
I do that for the first date if I didn't already know the girl. There are too many bad actors these days and it shows she has at least some level of interest in pursuing a relationship.

>>33452770
Yeah that sounds like mental illness.

F, my male friend once confessed to me that his mom used to rent out his butt to adult men to fuck and that she would film it and sell them the tapes.

Is this a normal way of how men are raised compared to women? Does it explain average male psychology?

>>33452760
I did ask more about that and it was something about distance and money
>>33452764
>don't sleep with a man from 4chan
I did with one for years, you're right it was terrible LMAO

>>33452754
Not a guy. It would have ideal for him to have been clear from the beginning that he had a girlfriend. Why don't you ask him if his girlfriend would be comfortable him talking to you?

>>33452779
>is it normal for guys to be sex trafficked as children by their parent(s)?

No.

>>33452779
Didn't happen to me, but that sounds like typical foid behavior.

>>33452771
No but I wish a woman bought me as her slave
>>33452770
She wants the D
>>33452778
Maybe she's manic or something
>>33452779
>Is this a normal way of how men are raised
Nein
>you're right it was terrible LMAO
Bruh...

>>33452779
It's not normal and has nothing to do with gender put unfortunately yeah, most CP is produced by the parents themselves. Shitting out kids to used for prostitution and CP production is by far the cheapest and easiest way to get your hands on kids to exploit and abuse. It's probably much more common than people are aware.

>>33452779
I feel like this is probably rage bait because the answer is so obvious I can’t imagine you don’t know it.

>>33452724
>but uninterested and emotionally unavailable guy.
Fancy for retard and autistic.

>>33452787
Duh

>>33452777
You're filtering for liberal women though, gl with that.