do you girls like headpats?
Women, what does femininity mean to you?
>>33222194 (OP)Foids some help
I can't for whatever reason deal with the fact my gf has had sex with her boyfriends and been on dates in the past. I've never given a fuck about my previous partner's past but for whatever reason this is fucking me up.
She is such a joy in my life and somehow it pains me to know she has shared this same smile and feelings with other people.
>>33222194 (OP)Women, do you know how much I love you?
Men, are you ready for hotboy summer?
>>33222237Kek based
I just take off my shirt altogether though
Also stick to the old thread please
>>33222221Simps need to fuck off.
>>33222221Nah come back when you hit sextuplets
>>33222217Nta. A woman is never yours, it's just your turn. Her next bf will probably be feeling the exact same way about (You). Just enjoy the time your time with her while it lasts.
>>33222217there is no escaping this, it chips away at your sense of being the exception and thats the ego’s arch nemesis
you simply have to make peace with existing in this tension, you can try to avoid it by running away and seeking for more perfection but I think deep down you know there is no such thing and that you would be bored if it actually were perfect
>>33222221I do, but do moids know how much I love them? thank you moids for being your messy and adorable selves
>>33222271How do I go about making peace with this feeling? I'm not some khv that's never had a gf. I've had a 3 and I've never felt anything about my previous gfs past, but this is seriously fucking me up. I wish I knew why I'm feeling this with her. It's so painful man. Just imagining her hold hands with dates is messing with me so much. She has the most beautiful smile I've ever seen and to think it was directed at someone before me hurts so much. I know this is one gay af thought but idk what to do, never felt or thought this with my exes, and idk why it's all coming up now.
>>33222286I can‘t answer that for you, idk what makes her so different to the other girls but maybe because she can make you feel like you truly are the exception and someone special? maybe that makes it so that the thought of her having made someone else feel that way hurt much more than with girls that always felt like their love is kinda meh and doesn‘t mean much?
the thing is that maybe she wasn‘t able to make those other men feel like they are the exception, maybe to them she was the girl that could not do that for them and maybe they feel the same way about her that you feel about your exes
maybe it truly is about compatibility, about two people finding each other that each thinks the other is the exception
>>33222217NAG but this is incredibly hypocritical if you've had several exes lol
>>33222207It means being pretty, healthy weight and nice. I think we’re so far removed from the stereotypes of femininity by now. Which is a good thing
How do I tell my roommates that I lost my job and gf without them checking if I'm still taking my meds and stuff (it's a Sunday, the lazy fuckers have all been at home since Friday afternoon)
Think I'm gonna try sleep more first before spending the day looking for other jobs, but will have to face the music
>>33222217Grow up or seek therapy
>>33222207the ache to merge vs the instinct to recoil
>>33222309you idiot
you just quit your last job because you aren‘t functional enough to pull that off and now you want to curse someone else with hiring you, then you never showing up and sending another chatGPT email one morning that they will never see you again?
just stop
>>33222309And have you taken your meds?
>>33222309Also idk if I should part ways with my ex. She's still messaging me like "ugh i miss youuu <3" and wants to meet when she's back from a trip, but I know she won't take me back, maybe it's best to put some space between us
>>33222313Well I might be able to find a temp/summer job at least as I live in a very touristy area
My previous job was very stressful which didn't help with my bipolarity
I need the cash, not my fault society is designed in this way
>>33222314I don't have meds bro, they're too expensive, and because I haven't picked up in a prescription for so long I'll need to have a doctor's appointment first, fuck that noise
>>33222319>i need the cashno shit
>stressful all jobs are, by default - thats why you get paid for it
you just don‘t have what it takes to handle that stress
>>33222324>no shitSo what else am I supposed to do? I can't just leech off my housemates
>just don‘t have what it takes to handle that stressI know, I'm a basketcase, that's why the lower stress the better
Maybe I can find something that's late/night shift or something, I'm up all night most days anyway, I hated getting up at 6am every day at my last job
Women, can you explain the appeal of Pedro Pascal?
sometimes I have reoccurring dreams where I'm sitting in some woman's lap as she pats my head and even through I'm struggling and resisting I start feeling docile and lax and then wake up, what does this mean?
>>33222330no idea who that is
>>33222330He's a industry planet
No woman finds him attractive
>>33222330Bro is a sigma, don't think he's ever been in a relationship at least publically
>>33222331that you are torn between craving feeling safe to let your guard down with someone and having to keep up appearance?
Why does atoga famously insist that dark skinned ethnic women can't be goth when they're the cutest ones?
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>>33222336>Why does atogaI don't think that's true.
>>33222336I dated a mixed baddie like this years ago who broke my heart
>>33222336You call that dark skinned do ya
>>33222324At least now I'm single again my spending is a lot less, so even if I just manage to hold down a job for another month or two the money will last a while
Hopefully I can find something temp, I'm usually more manic in the summer so hopefully won't have another depressive crashout for a while
>>33222306>I think we’re so far removed from the stereotypes of femininity by now.What were they?
>>33222330He seems very positive, fun and kind. Like Ryan Gosling.
>>33222355>Like Ryan Gosling.Don't ever compare Pedro Pascal to me again.
>>33222351submissive, dependent, emotional etc you can google the list
>>33222324It's just a vicious cycle if you're mentally ill desu; you'll only be hired for shitty stressful positions that nobody else wants to do you because your track record is terrible and you're desperate for the cash. Then the illness makes it difficult to be consistent with performance and punctuality in said job until things compound and crash and burn, rinse and repeat
I could say "stay in school kids, take your meds and avoid drugs " but you guys are leagues ahead of me so
Anyway thanks for reading my blog
>>33222357Kawaii desu
>>33222357They are the same type, and basically the same age.
>>33222359I always assumed the stereotype for femininity was kind, caring, empathetic, considerate.
Have you ever had a relationship where you're very compatible sexually but outside of that your interests and don't really line up much?
Do you guys ever pause and go “huh at least I’m not a Chinese slave bouncing off the suicide nets after my 12th 17 hour shift in a row” and feel gratitude for your life
>>33222365I mean, sex makes or breaks a relationship. Interest doesn't.
>>33222365I think I'm in that at the moment. The sex is beyond incredible, so I'm not even paying attention to what else is going on. Someone even asked me what she liked to do and I blanked, since even I don't know, since all I know about her is what she likes in bed.
>>33222367I'm eternally grateful and aware of the honestly immense privileged I've had through my life compared to most people on the planet. I'm grateful every day that I don't experience the awful situations and hardships that these people do.
But my perspective is that I think issues and suffering are relative. My problems and feelings are not less any valid. To quote the great poet Lil Dicky, we just had a different kind of trap.
I know people laugh when rich celebrities like Paris Hilton talk about their mental health healing journey but I think we should just be as sympathetic and supportive towards them as the Chinese slave, even if on paper bro has it really rough and we should count our blessings we're not him.
>>33222374> I'm eternally grateful and aware of the honestly immense privileged I've had through my life compared to most people on the planet. I'm grateful every day that I don't experience the awful situations and hardships that these people do.Big doubt on this but go off king
>>33222365I mean I've never had sex but I've honestly had very little in common with most girls I dated, even if I felt very attracted to them and we seemed to have good chemistry, so I suppose so
>>33222376How do you mean? Most things in life were honestly handed to me on a silver platter, I had way more privilege than most people. I would say the only "hardships" I've really experienced were my abusive upbringing and mental illness. I'm really grateful every day that I'm not in a terrible situation on paper, even if my brain makes my life feel hellish
why such whores? I don't have any further questions
>>33222380why not? I don't have any further questions
>>33222371It can and can't there are some people who can vibe together really well but when they get in the bedroom they're on completely different wavelengths and those who probably can't stand each other outside of the bedroom. Life is complicated and relationships even more so
>>33222339That's darker than 99% of people in my country
>>33222389You have to decide: is Europe being flooded by brown migrants or is it a bastion of whiteness? Pick a lane chud
>>33222391Nta but the UK is, eventually there won't be any white people left at all. More women are getting knocked up by blacks, more Muslims are bombing whites, more whites are leaving this shithole leaving only the uneducated scum behind
>>33222395Yes bro I am sure that the nation that survived for thousands of fucking years will somehow die from a decade of displaced migrants.
>>33222391I'd rather fill my country filled with darkies if it got me black goth gf
>>33222398They would get with tyrone and pajeet
>>33222397The modern world is very different, this wave and the effects are unprecedented
>>33222402It’s literally not, no. Neither of what you said are unprecedented in any manner whatsoever.
>>33222365F. No. In fact, sexual compatibility has always been the hardest thing to find in a relationship in my experience. So I stopped even bothering to hope for it.
>>33222408Big booty black gf
>>33222404OK glowie
The culture her has become incredibly niggerlicious. Eventually people won't even be speaking English anymore
>>33222408>tfw very wide, very dark, bumpy, innie nipples
Dumb virgin here what exactly do you guys mean by sexual compatibility? communication, fetishes and libido?
>>33222412Women feel "sexually compatible" when getting ploughed by chad and tyrone
>>33222416Qt on his bbc cuck arc
>>33222336My first gf was a mulatta goth who would always beat me at guitar hero 3.
>>33222412yeah, basically
but it‘s a dumb meme since those things change, fluctuate and depend on circumstances, so there isn‘t really such a thing as true compatibility beyond momentary alignment
best you can do is find someone that aligns with you slightly more and more often than someone else
>>33222412Communication is required to have a sexual relationship. It's a matter of necessity, not compatibility.
By compatibility, yes I mean things like similar fetishes and libido. But I also mean similar levels of evergy, assertiveness, and unabashedness in general, which promotes a sexual relationship that isn't one-sided or restrained by feeling awkward.
>>33222417Not really an arc just real life unfortunately.
I had the most success with women when I was manic and acting like a nigger
>>33222412For me at least
>has similar libido (i.e you both just happen to want to fuck at the same time)>share some kinks/fetishes (not all, but some)
>>33222423KEK, shit man. Why are you so retarded lmao
>>33222412I'm a male virgin, I thought it was something only women talked about.
>>33222406What aspects of it make it so difficult?
>>33222429Which part confuses you?
>>33222430I'm hypersexual and have gross fetishes, and I tend to attract and be attracted to guys who are the opposite of that.
>>33222432What kind of guys are the opposite if that?
>>33222432>have gross fetishesSuch as? They probably aren't gross and you're just a tard that thinks you're too le unique for most guys.
>>33222294Nta But this is actually v thoughtful and profound
Having often suffered feelings of jealousy in relationships before, this feels like good insight
>>33222365Not really. Both is required
>>33222432i'll help you with your gangbang if youre hot
>>33222437thats good to hear, thanks
>>33222426Kek sorry I am shitposting lol, disregard my nuttery rn
And idk, ask a neuroscientist
>>33222434I can't really generalize them beyond that they're college-aged and usually pretty quiet socially.
>>33222435>>33222439I meant gross like mentally, not physically. I'm a cleanfreak if anything. It's all just stuff that involves other people and awful smut scenarios.
>>33222440Gangbangs would suck IRL. It'd be impossible to find enough guys who were actually decent and trustworthy enough to make it work.
>>33222417All jokes aside, when I was little I had a black football coach who took me and mum on holiday, and I'm pretty sure they smashed lol
>>33222451Nigga don’t ever share that shit with me ever again
>>33222333I've seen plenty of women swooning over him. It's confusing because he just looks like a normal latinx dad to me.
>>33222451Is that why you hate blacks?
>>33222450>I meant gross like mentallyHuh? How is a fetish "mental"?
>>33222453and why would women not swoon over latino dads?
>>33222450>I meant gross like mentally, not physically.>It's all just stuff that involves other people and awful smut scenarios.so you're one of those 50 shades of grey retards. thats not a gross fetish, its just boring.
>>33222428That's not true, believe it or not men want a compatible partner sex wise as well, good sex requires both players to be on the same wavelength otherwise you're better off thrusting into a fleshlight or something
Dick hurts too much, I am cursed
>>33222457You left out normal.
Why would anyone swoon over normal anything?
>>33222460She is into bestiality, little boys, having a train ran on her and being colonized.
>>33222466I was too lazy to re-read your comment
maybe because people are sick and tired of everyone trying to be ((not normal))
>>33222450Please be my netorare gf and cuck me
>>33222467Are you sure you're not thinking of Girl Who Breaks The Rules? She was the one who fugged her dog, not JH (unless JH has since shared a story too but I hope not).
>>33222456Like masturbating in public isn't gross physically if you put a towel down on your car seat and all that, but it's gross mentally because you're getting off to doing it somewhere that could possibly offend others. Does that make sense?
>>33222459Does it matter for this conversation?
>>33222460Okay. I'd rather be boring than gross.
>>33222465did demons chew on it?
>>33222471>Does it matter for this conversationYeah, because we already know your kinks.
>>33222465The only way to lift the curse is to read a book.
>>33222467I only like the idea of half those things, actually.
>>33222470She has a dog and a horse dildo and likes centaur smut. Rulebreaker had some friends try to get her to do dumb shit with a dog, JH actually shoves artificial dog dick up her cooch.
>>33222473Feels like it, or a demon possessed me last night for my gooning
>>33222476What book? Any book? I feel like a dam cracking
>>33222471That's what you consider to be gross or daring? That's some of the most tame shit I've read, that's about the same as just masturbating with the curtains open. I gave my ex a facial in the backseat of my car and even that is pretty tame.
>>33222469The only scenario where I'd want to have sex with someone else while I'm in a relationship is where the person I'm dating is directly involved and very into it.
>>33222471>Like masturbating in public isn't gross physically if you put a towel down on your car seat and all that, but it's gross mentally because you're getting off to doing it somewhere that could possibly offend others. Does that make sense?Nta but masturbating in public isn't gross, most guys have done it.
>>33222477>Rulebreaker had some friends try to get her to do dumb shit with a dogthey did succeed though, she got eaten out by it, but didnt take the knot or anything like that.
its still fucked up though.
>>33222481M
I've only done it innawoods.
>>33222475You mean you guys have latched onto a very vague, exaggerated list of shit that poorly represents my actual interests.
>>33222478Read a fable.
>>33222483Ew, did not know the lore that deeply. Very gross.
>>33222484>innawoods wendigooningBased
>>33222484Really? You've never wanked one off in a public setting like a restaurant toilet?
>>33222482An old demon, my primordial sexual hunger, the first thing that my soul called out for: fat black women lol
>>33222486yeah she posted the full story once a very long time ago to end the knotting talk, as if somehow that makes it better or less gross that she did something with a dog.
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>>33222485>a fable Your suggestion annoys me, I’m going to do pushups until it goes away
>>33222485Wait, do you really have dog and horse dildos?
>>33222479It was the most tasteful example I could make. I don't feel like being divisive this morning by going too into it. I just wanted to express that sexual compatibility can be tough when the person you like isn't as weird as you.
>>33222481I've schlicked in public with enough frequency and in enough places I shouldn't that I think that it brings it past acceptable by any metric.
>>33222485Plantation raceplay with a romantic side to it, anal, big titted blonde bimbos, strapping white lads, centaurs, public stuff, praise. Am I forgetting any?
Pretty sure most people have watched porn and jerked off in public at least once right?
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>>33222492It is what it is, such is the degeneracy
>>33222498>watched porn no, but looked at nudes
>masturbatedyes
>>33222488Fuck no. It smells terrible in those places.
>>33222498No because I’m not a rapist
>>33222493Your dick will keep hurting then. Get fucked.
>>33222494I have knotted and flared dildos, if that's what you mean.
>>33222488NTA but I did it in a Japanese toilet once since it was spraying warm water up my ass and against my balls.
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>>33222499she is not wrong
>>33222505>I have knotted and flared dildos, if that's what you mean.Sort of. Are they animal shaped or just dildos with flares and lumps like knots? And have you been able to full take all the knots with a nice pop?
>>33222505Ok I read a fable, happy now? Stupid
>>33222497Faceless gangbang, accidental sex, and breathplay.
>>33222505>I have knotted dildosIs that based on the genitalia of the human male, or a different species?
>>33222513>breathplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNOyy06MrQ
>>33222510>>33222516Most of them are from BD, so I guess it's impossible to say they're not at least inspired partially by the real thing. But it's not like they're similarly sized or realistically modeled. Just some similar shapes on a reasonable base with cute colors. I can't even use half of them, they're just cool to have.
Why don't hypersexual women just get a man to fulfil their fantasies?
>>33222512And what did you learn from the fable?
>>33222519I ain't clicking that shit.
>>33222447Not the og Anon But do you know how one might be able to deal with feelings of jealousy Especially when it comes to a partner's past? I always get this painful pang in my tummy whenever I think of my partner kissing or being intimate especially when it's from stuff like a one night stand
>>33222525Something about how being stubborn is bad for both parties and that relenting in grace is the way to go for the safety and love of everyone involved. I preferred my workout
>>33222524Because it's not so simple as to simply reach out to a stranger for that shit? Exploring the sexual realm with a partner in tow that you trust is extremely difficult to do male or female
>>33222524Never met a guy who even liked half the shit I liked. I'm not so greedy that I NEED a guy to fulfill my every fantasy. I'd be content with just having a guy who liked spending time with me in bed in any capacity as much as I liked being with him.
>>33222454No kek he was actually a great guy
I don't hate blacks at all, if anything white people are the biggest proponents of nigger culture currently
>>33222452The irony of saying "nigga" here kek
>>33222498No because most people aren't degenerate lunatics
I have on the forest on a way home from a rave once to elf hentai
>>33222521>Most of them are from BDKek, so yeah, they're specifically animal shaped then. Based. Now you have to tell me, is there a nice pop when you take the knot?
>>33222535List them for us, doitdoitdoit
>>33222533I think it is if you're a girl, it's only hard if you're a bisexual guy like me who's into NTR. Most girls have really lame fetishes
>>33222528How often do you bang?
>>33222538The pops only happen when you take something out, not put it in.
>>33222540Usually every day. Sometimes we skip a day because busy.
>>33222541Yeah that's what I mean. But yeah, so do you get the pop?
>>33222539Someone actually listed a good number of the things I'm into here
>>33222497.
>>33222539>think it is if you're a girl, it's only hard if you're a bisexual guy like me who's into NTR. Most girls have really lameDamn, Sarge
>>33222543Obviously. The whole point of the knot is for the stretch.
>>33222497Is JH black? Wtf
This thread is fucking new, holy shit
it's kind of icky when men are this clueless.
As a woman, the most annoying thing other women do to me is assuming that I'm Stacey or that I "need to be taken down a notch". Me, the person who barely leaves her house, and have my own little world, apparently is stepping on toes.
>>33222547How new Are you?
>>33222547>anon's whole world starts crumbling away as the truth of the universe breaks his soul down
>>33222549Kill yourself newfag
>>33222554I'm not the newfag, faggot.
>>33222546>black>likes plantation play>enjoys dog knot and horse toys
>>33222549Sorry, mistress. We'll do better.
>>33222550Are you a tittymonster? If so, yes you can afford to be taken down at least one notch.
>>33222555my dub, double trip kills you btw, don't even bother replying.
>>33222550They do that irl?
>>33222556To be fair, the raceplay shit is purely on paper. I've never actually tried it with someone else.
>>33222529no, I don‘t and I also don‘t think you can
that might be because someones past makes you feel chosen and less special at the same time, it creates a tension that both degrades and holds you up simultaneously
you crave to know that you are the only one that has ever managed to crack them open this deeply and the answer might be that you did exactly that
a touch might look the same from an outside perspective, lips on lips, but how would you ever know how deep that kiss went? if yours wouldn‘t reach deeper than all the kisses before, why would they chose to want more of those kisses only you can give?
>>33222556>>enjoys dog knot and horse toysYes, she's part white.
>>33222562You should, then get buck broken with the horse dildo.
>>33222550Normalfags assume that anyone who isn't hideous and is an introvert is being standoffish and conceited
Not your problem is they're prejudiced before getting to know you. They're likely projecting their own insecurities and desires onto you
>>33222558No, I'm flat
>>33222561Yup. Just 2 days ago, my sister-in-law was trying to take me down to ground level constantly. Despite me being there just existing.
>>33222566It's like that steam powered buck breaking machine
>>33222559>Saying "icky" unironically You have to be 18+ to post here
>>33222567Yeah figures. Which is really stupid. Hate them normies.
>>33222524>>33222533The solution (according to feminism as well) is to simply get multiple men for casual sex and rotate them. Which is exactly what women have already been doing.
>>33222550>>33222568I knew some femcels were actually pretty.
>>33222563Very beautiful and succinct, NTA
>>33222568The only good reason to want to attack someone who's otherwise reserved and quiet is when she has big tits. You must just be dealing with jealous people who take your smarts or hotness as an attack on themselves.
I'm the last ugly poster in this thread.
>>33222566>>33222569Idk what that even means.
Maybe I'm just being autistic here but...why do women love wearing lingerie? If they're reasonably fit most look better naked.
My wife and I had sex tonight and she said she wanted to do something special for me for Father's Day. So she got the wild idea to put on a slip and thong that she got years ago at her bachlorette party. And she was so fucking horny for once and this wasn't her feigning enthusiasm or anything - she came almost instantly. The slip doesn't do much for me (she looks better naked) so I just went along with it.
I wish I could simp for a cute femcel and be her toy
>>33222579You should watch Tariq Nasheed's documentary called "Buck Breaking."
>>33222580female arousal is very very deeply tied to how attractive we feel in that exact moment
>>33222584That was such a weird movie, one of smith's worst from that era
>>33222576>You must just be dealing with jealous people who take your smarts or hotness as an attack on themselves.Probably.
I'm 7 years into my career and she kept going "oh but you're just in the beginning of your career" and shit like that. And belittling my own relationship. "You're not in that phase yet" (we've been together long enough her and my brother).
>>33222581>used to fantasize about the idea of having a guy who'd be dedicated enough to essentially be my voiceless sex toy/furniture/helper around the house>realized that either the guy would just kill me, or he'd be so genuinely fucked up mentally to accept that scenario that he must be mentally ill and I'd be taking advantage of his retardation
seeing this girl who told me beforehand she’s dominant in the bedroom and she wasn’t lying. the thing is i tend to be too and i don’t know how to feel about this dynamic, can it work despite our differences?
>>33222588>long enough*long before
>>33222571Normies gonna norm
>>33222588If you have a good longstanding career and relationship, whilst being pretty and soft spoken, she's prolly just jelly honestly
>>33222580Feeling sexy matters more to me than actually looking sexy.
>>33222591absolutely, personally I think it‘s the only truly valid dynamic, two forces of nature colliding, wrestling for the throne and taking turns sitting on it just to get pulled off of it again and again
women, how do you like to be teased before or during sex? what can really drive you nuts?
>>33222595Because I don't want to humanize my living sex object or I'd start to feel bad for it.
Femanons:
I'm a guy. How come I saw a cute girl at a bar on Wednesday and complimented her outfit and nothing else and she looked at me like I was crazy?
>>33222591Sounds like a situation ripe for what they call battle fucking.
>>33222600Some people are dumb like that.
>>33222598I HATE being teased in bed in general. Once his dick is out and clearly ready, I want it. So literally anything that involves a guy's hard dick touching me but not in me drives me nuts in the bad way.
>>33222600she was astroturfing and you interrupted her flight
>>33222599Actually sounds like a sweet deal if I'm allowed to talk still. My only mental disorder is ADHD.
>>33222590> he'd be so genuinely fucked up mentally to accept that scenario that he must be mentally ill and I'd be taking advantage of his retardationI'm not mentally retarded I'd still have boundaries but yes, I'd be down for a lot of you're attractive
>>33222600M
I complimented a woman's hair recently and got a similar reaction.
>>33222596>>33222585Got it, in the recesses of my mind I think I knew this. Is there any way to tie this feeling to working out? When she's consistent with working out and putting in the effort she looks fantastic (and that's what I find sexy, if for no other reason than the effort). If she put a little more effort in she'd look like Wonder Woman.
>>33222455>don't believe youDon't believe me then, hater
>Next job you'll find isn't going to be betterCan you say that with certainty?
Even if I ultimately flounder therein too, at least I'll hopefully make some cash in the interim, which is the whole point of a job
I mean what else do you realistically expect me to do?
Anyway I could potentially make 1k from selling drugs next week at least
>>33222605If you're okay with me sitting on you for hours on end then having sex with you in ways that you're not allowed to argue against, you have to be more fucked up than just having ADHD.
>>33222606I think you're underestimating the scope of being literal living sex furniture.
>>33222609she already knows this, but you know how humans are, even if we know something would be worth the effort we often chose comfort over putting in the work
>>33222600We have w guard up most of the time because men aren’t just trying to give a compliment. It happens so frequently that all men are treated the same, and it works, so we’re not going to stop.
>>33222603I think your guy knows that and is actively teasing you to see where the line is between you getting angry and you straight up raping him.
Women, is there any chance that you'd sleep with a man on the first date?
>>33222603>tie femanon up>tease inverted nipples out with ice>use clamps to prevent them from going back in>use Hitachi on nipples at full power>finish with a generous dab on icy hotDammit, now I'm horny.
>>33222615I always assume that, if I'm dating a guy for long enough that we're having sex, he understands that my frustration is bad for both of us. It's never fun for either of us to make me mad in that context.
>>33222611> think you're underestimating the scope of being literal living sex furnitureHours is kinda a lot anon, most people have lives of their own. However I bet a lot of guys would be a willing sextoy for you on a weekend evening
>>33222616>Sweden, Norway>Underwear onWhat a load of shit
>>33222617I think I'd actually throw up and die from the pain. I viscerally recoiled reading this.
>>33222619Hey you don't know that, one of them could be a masochist who wants to tease his mistress til she punishes him lewdly for it.
>>33222620>I bet a lot of guys would be a willing sextoy for you on a weekend eveningI guess that's all I can realistically hope for.
>>33222622>I viscerally recoiled reading this.Did you really? That's so hot!
>>33222625I wouldn't punish him sexually. I'd just start yelling and crying.
>>33222611>If you're okay with me sitting on you for hours on end then having sex with you in ways that you're not allowed to argue against, you have to be more fucked up than just having ADHD.I mean, I'm submissive. But that's not a diagnosable condition.
>>33222614I guess, but she did have a gold fit. Idk. Her friend I think said "awwww" but idk what that means. She was by me again later and gave me a weird look when our eyes caught each other again.
You people honestly make me feel sick
>>33222631What's wrong, hun?
>>33222631This is a reflection of a microcosm of a microcosm of a culture. Don’t take it too seriously.
>>33222600>>33222607M
You have to be handsome to do this.
Riding a moid only looks good in porn. In reality it's fucking exhausting and dangerous because you can fall down and break his dick
>>33222639Good fit. My finger slipped. My bad
>>33222563>a touch might look the same from an outside perspective, lips on lips, but how would you ever know how deep that kiss went? if yours wouldn‘t reach deeper than all the kisses before, why would they chose to want more of those kisses only you can give?Og anon here. what if i know this is just a me problem? my gf and i are nothing but so deeply involved and in love with each other. she has never done anything to make me feel like I'm not her no. 1 priority and she's clearly told me I'm the only person she's ever felt so strongly about and connected to (and i feel the same as well). surely there's something i should be able to do to sort out whatever these feelings of jealousy are coming from?
>>33222628oh, okay yeah, rules need to be established and agreed upon and notarized before sex can commence, apologies my mind went into pervert mode before realism kicked in.
>>33222641>you can fall down and break his dickMaybe you're just retarded.
>>33222642I know how it feels to read this thread and just be sickened by some of the depravity. It’s not a reflection of most people. If you can take a 15 minute breather and get out of your mind, it’ll help.
>>33222648Just don't understand how some people can be so shamelessly depraved, they need jesus
>>33222631Your hair looks nice, femanon.
>A few minutes laterOfficer, I was just being nice.
I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to harass her... Officer, please!
>A few hours laterHi, mom? I'm in jail for sexual harassment, resisting arrest, and menacing. My bond is $60,000.
>>33222647I'm just thoughtful, you should be grateful for me not wanting to ruin your penis
>>33222641>tfw gfs favorite position is riding me really hard and holding my hands while she does itGod I love it so damn much
>>33222455If I can't even hold down a job and need money to live then honestly I only see two options
>suicide>go back to robbery and selling drugs
>>33222649Who can say? Trauma, faulty wiring, etc. it can definitely wear on your psyche. Keep in mind that the anonymous nature of this place also lets them ham it up a lot more than they’d ever truly show IRL, to anyone. Ignorance is bliss, you know? And again, this is not what normal healthy people do, and you are I are included in that we are not normal nor healthy. There are levels to depravity, and the best thing for yourself is to try and look at them with sympathy.
>>33222649>>33222648Nipple play, and a woman wanting to sit on a guy like he's a chair has you this worked up?
>>33222645>what if i know this is just a me problem?ofc it is but it also isn‘t, since she wasn‘t born only the day you saw her
>has never done anything to make me feel like I'm not her no. 1 priority and she's clearly told me I'm the only person she's ever felt so strongly about and connected toyes, but that does not silence that little voice whispering to you „what if she told those to everyone else and made them feel that way too?“
>something i should be able to do to sort out whatever these feelings of jealousy are coming from?I don‘t think there is, I think your only option is to accept that this is an unavoidable part of the ache of love and see it as what makes it more intense
maybe if you were 100% certain of her, not a shred of doubt in your heart, maybe you would get bored, maybe the loop would close and you would want to go find something new again that allows for tension again
maybe the goal should not be to erase that bit of pain at the core of the pleasure and joy - what if that‘s what holds it all together?
>>33222658>God I love it so damn muchShe's a titcow, isn't she? You love it because it involves her tits bouncing before you, right?
>>33222668No, I just like how it feels and how into it she gets. The tits part doesn't really come to mind for it.
>>33222623NTA.
Is it hot fucking someone that new?
>>33222663It's everything, I hate how selfish, shallow, fake; fickle and gross you people are
>>33222670yeah, feels like playing with fire
>>33222669Ditto, my wife cooms much better when she's on top, makes it better for me too honestly (I usually last much longer)
>>33222671What brings you to 4chan if you dislike weirdos so much?
>>33222670NTA but I struggle with it and usually have a difficult time keeping hard with someone brand new or that I've only just met. It seems like I actually need to get to know them before I can really be hard with them, it's fucking weird.
>>33222674Do you always use protection?
>>33222677Nothing weird about that at all.
>>33222675Opposite for me, it's essentially the finisher for both of us (usually her first thought, she fucking loves it).
>>33222679I hope you get knocked up by a nigger and doesn't pay child support
>>33222658>>33222675I wouldn't be able to do it longer than like 5 minutes
>>33222671Okay, I can get gross and shallow. But where's everything else appearing ITT?
>>33222682why? is that your fetish?
>>33222679Has a guy ever creampied you on the first date?
>>33222677It's weird that you need to get to know someone before wanting to have sex with them?
Humanity is cooked, lock them up and throw away the key
>>33222687Why do you hope femanon gets pregnant and doesn't get child support?
>>33222684It's incessant, you just need to read between the lines
If there was ever an ATOGA meetup I'd give the heathens here what they deserve
https://youtu.be/APnltvXqyHM?si=isNkpHTUfdstnFQC
Is it slutty to french kiss a moid on the first date?
>>33222690Because risking pregnancy because it's "hot" and like "playing with fire" is incredibly irresponsible and selfish
I wish I'd never been born but my mother was a whore
>>33222691Is this sarge? I assumed you were one of the femcels
>>33222695It's slutty to kiss anyone on a first date but you do you
>>33222607Skill issue, last time I complimented a woman's hair she let me smell it
>>33222695Maybe in a good way
>>33222691Have you considered watching Usman break Covington’s jaw instead? That’s what I’ve been doing
>>33222665>maybe you would get bored, maybe the loop would close and you would want to go find something new again that allows for tension againI don't think so anon. I'm not looking for games or drama. I just want a fully secure relationship and I'm trying to build to that together now
>maybe the goal should not be to erase that bit of pain at the core of the pleasure and joy - what if that‘s what holds it all together?this sound poetic and all but won't that pain possibly destroy all pressure and joy if not healthily dealt with?
Also drop your medium profile anon
>>33222701Anon probably has a looks issue
>>33222703I don't know who these people are but that sounds based
>>33222698I'm your mom
>>33222708https://youtu.be/WaNhcOML4nA?si=tKeZfiruM-40HuSP
Enjoy catharsis.
>>33222708You're no saint either, Sarge. Careful with that self righteousness.
>>33222681>>33222683I dunno if it's the angles or if its mental or what but when I get on top of my wife I feel like some sort of wild animal and bust real quick. If she's on top I turn real chill and let her do her thing and it feels great and if the planets are aligned we'll both climax at the exact same time (hot af when it happens).
>>33222695It is if you do it to all the moids you go on first dates with.
>>33222695How long have you known him?
>>33222710Glad it was him and not me
>>33222711What did you just call me
>>33222686no
>>33222697thats not what I said
Do you ever just crack open a can of corn kernels and just eat it?
>>33222719I think that's fine. When's the date?
>>33222237Can't work out, can't take off my dorky baseball cap, and my hairline will look patchy as hell. Oh yeah. I'm thinking I'm ready to travel around Asia.
>>33222720No, my comfort vegetable is peas.
>>33222703>UsmanWho?
>Covingtonfucking who?
explain yourself retard
>>33222727live laugh love
>>33222731>>33222710Look the link big brain
>>33222733Why the fuck would I get catharsis from watching two complete strangers fighting each other you autist
Hm, I might actually hate women. How do I overcome this? Feels very internalized and I don’t want to be like this. What kind of therapy do I need?
>>33222726making out is cool but you probably shouldn't have sex
>>33222734Violence and competition, your response is very feminine coded tho so my bad
>>33222735I decided to just hate everyone instead equally regardless of gender
>>33222703Leave my husbando Colby alone. He only lost because Usman got so many timeouts. Colby is one of the only natty fighters in the UFC, one of the smallest at welterweight, actually fights at his weight, and has cardio for days.
>>33222621Nah that is correct
>>33222616That’s a millennial thing.
>>33222207It means we all faam in the chlurb.
Femanons, wear sunscreen ffs.
>>33222734they're not strangers to him. he identifies with roided up negroes on a very personal basis.
>>33222741He lost cuz Usman’s right straight snapped his jaw lmao, the rest is cope
>>33222738Ironically this is a passive aggressive bitch reply from you. I will be forthright and call you a cunt
>>33222742Ask stardew, she'll set you straight
>>33222221No? What's that like?
>>33222747Well no it wasn’t because femininity does not like violence nor that gutsy competition generally, but okay
>>33222207F
I'm all for female empowerment, but if I ever ran into Sophie Rain knowing she made $76m from the shitty porn she makes, I'd beat the fuck out of her.
>>33222752Would you do what she did if you knew you too could make the same amount of money?
I often think I'd be evil if I could be rich, I'm just too stupid to be immoral.
>>33222621The one Norwegian girl I've got with DID keep her knickers on after our first date. It was the only thing she kept on, admittedly, but the map isn't wrong I suppose.
>>33222742Now that I think about it the only women who've slept with me after a first date were both millennials.
>>33222751>but okayBitch reply
>>33222616I'd never sleep with a man on a first date. The soonest and furthest I've gone was when I made out with a security guard at the hospital I was visiting for clinic that I asked out on a second date. He ended up sticking his hand down my pants.
>>33222755Ah another emotional sperg who can’t say NTA
>>33222330He's a quirk [unconfirmed] bisexual, like ryan reynolds but no stamp.
Very nice man.
>>33222758Why would I need to say nta
at what point did I imply I was some other anon
>>33222752Would it be different if she made good porn?
>>33222466Do you know the appeal of the "girl next door"?
Pedro is the hot slightly dorky dad next door. He makes women feel safe in a sexy way
>>33222759>no stamp.What does that mean?
>>33222762Hence why I said another emotional sperg, you blend together
Men, do you like tramp stamps on women?
>>33222739Yeah I realize this is not the place to ask that, but I don’t want to participate in some gay 2 minute hate on women either so idk
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>>33222768>you blend togetherWith fucking who? I'm
>>33222731. If you thought I was
>>33222691 then you're just straight stupid because you got three replies to
>>33222703.
Is it true that women are as "shallow" as men when it comes to finding physical features attractive, but women are more likely to find a greater variety of features attractive?
>>33222365F No, because we were either both sexually and interest incompatible. Or the sex dwindled without intrests really misaligning.
>>33222774yes and no because it depends on the individual
>>33222770Don't like tatts on women in general
>>33222776Reduced to gibbering
>>33222770I love good tattoos. I haven't seen a good tramp stamp before
>>33222770I'm ambivalent
>>33222771Just accept all women are different, it's lowIQ to hate a diverse demographic
>>33222483>>33222486>He's still making up shit 10 years laterI'm gonna have to meet n greet you. This is an impressive larp.
>>33222770Why would I? Didn’t have an easy enough time being a whore?
>>33222754Didn't she only do like one PIV scene? Fuck yes, I would.
>>33222763No, but at least then I could partially respect it. Like Bonnie Blue fucking a thousand guys, it's gross, but at least she's putting in work. I think Sophie said she got over a million dollars in a year from one guy alone, and he's either money laundering or she's a Dubai porta-potty.
>>33222788I have no idea what she did except she's rich and did porn, lol.
Fuck, what a life that'd be.
>>33222770they're no more trashy than a tattoo elsewhere (but all tattoos are trashy).
>>33222784They’re not all different though. They’re all self centred snakes who can’t fathom an existence outside the world catering to them
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>>33222766The official coming out stamp.
Like kissing Andrew Garfield to explode my heart.
>>33222774>women are more likely to find a greater variety of features attractive?No, men typically find different things attractive while women have little variation. Women's preferences seem to be stronger as well, while men find a large spectrum of features attractive.
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Am I retarded for still thinking about my summer fling? She was so cute and we both caught feelings for each other. I loved fucking her too, especially since she always let me fuck her raw. The only reason it stopped is because she was from another country and only here for a few months. But we still text and she has told me she misses me, and I do miss her too.
>>33222797>Am I retarded for still thinking about my summer fling?You're not retarded and you are normal. But you've also got to let it go and move on
>The only reason it stopped is because she was from another country and only here for a few months. But we still text and she has told me she misses me, and I do miss her too.I empathise with you bro I really do
What do girls prefer in terms of deodorant or lack thereof on men? I'm thin and barely perspire even in the summer so my pits almost never really get stinky, but I'm curious what the general consensus is for day-to-day situations.
>>33222797Summer loving, had me a blast
Also, Dr. Pepper is like crack. Switching to zero sugar is the only thing that kept me sane.
>>33222801Femboy energy. I'd peg the fuck out of you with your unscented armpits.
>>33222641>she doesn't know how to put herself in sport mode and is doing the porn bounce.Stop the theatrics and lock in. Go horizontal, grip under his shoulders, and you pound him horizontally like squat reps. (Yes you need to stretch for this)
>>33222801pls use deodorant
>>33222791>self centred snakes who can’t fathom an existence outside the world catering to themMen are worse in my experience
>>33222807this, pounding a moid like in porn is retarded, you have to position yourself well
>>33222801Not really a deoderant smeller kinda gal. Just go unscented. Now if you were to dabble in cologne...
>>33222810Men are prideless dogs that are slaves to women. No woman will care about you for who you are, only what you can provide, and men are the hapless retards contorting themselves for a scrap of pussy because they have no honour
>>33222789I would probably just take the Belle Delphine route. Make my bag and then just make homemade porn for the fun of it.
>>33222799>But you've also got to let it go and move onIt's not like I haven't dated or fucked other girls, but man, this Scottish girl had me over the moon.
>I empathise with you bro I really doI can't tell if this is sarcasm
>>33222802Dr. Pepper really is GOATED
>>33222813That's just you, G.
>>33222807Okay, I will try this but I'm still skeptical
Think I'm getting a job soon anons/anonettes. Feel like I'm running out of time and at the same time have no clear way on where to go. Want to enjoy the finer things in life, but I find myself resembling the people around me that I hated. Where do i go from here?
>>33222818Nice dude, you got me, next you can call me an incel
>>33222813>No woman will care about you for who you are, only what you can provideI've realised this now the hard way
All the women I dated dropped me as soon I stopped being entertaining and useful to them
Dating is a complete waste of time, so is working for others and following all the rules, focus on yourself
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If a woman can't find a loyal husband there's something wrong with them, I'm sorry. There are like 110 men to every 100 girls
>>33222827there is like 1 good man to every 100 women
>>33222819Of what? It's only slightly more difficult if you can't fit your knees over his hips.
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>>33222827get some new material
>>33222827Any woman can walk outside and be desired for existing. Insane to think about
>>33222823Not gonna call you an incel, as it's a stupid insult, but most men aren't like that and most women aren't like that. I think you have some unaddressed resentment you need to sort out.
>>33222825>tfw autism and PTSD>>33222827The issue is that you never really know if a man is loyal until put in a position where he has to be.
>>33222815>It's not like I haven't dated or fucked other girls,It still sticks with you though, I know.
>I can't tell if this is sarcasmNo I'm dead serious. I still sometimes think of the Chinese ballerina I had a fling with in the summer of 2023. We messaged for a year after that until it got silly.
I'm going to China this year though......
>>33222825What if I'm bipolar and ADHD, can I ascend to tier 2
>>33222828Men are more docile, more respectful, healthier and higher educated than ever before in history of humanity but there are less "good men" now???
>>33222827Every single woman I know, even the unattractive ones could easily have a man - a good one, if they wanted. I know tons of decent guys who can't find a woman to save their life.
>>33222835no [send to siberia]
>>33222838Every woman who’s a 3-6 demands an 8+ because they’re self entitled pieces of shit
>>33222812I have some male paco rabanne for special occasions, but I wouldn't use that on the daily.
>>33222805You could try, I'm still a southern slav probably two heads taller than you and into the opposite of femdom, so I hope you're a switch.
>>33222838>I know tons of decent guys who can't find a woman to save their life.Yeah, but are they retarded?
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>>33222841Oh yeah no, not like that much for daily, just something simple. Bath and bodyworks even.
>>33222827If I was a woman I would be a femcel
Some of us are too loopy for dating and finding someone willing to commit
>>33222839Can I take a jacket I heard it's cold there
Guess I'll go fight wolves there or something
>>33222843Based Fred again enjoyer
What's the male equivalent of riding a floor-mounted dildo in the shower, slipping, and falling on it and bruising your insides?
>>33222848Talking to women when you aren’t 6/6/6
>>33222848Sticking their dick in the vacuum cleaner and breaking their dick.
>>33222825how are personality disorders considered neurodivergent?
mandatory “send all people suffering from cluster b personality disorders in separate societies” reply
>>33222848Probably a deathgrip tear, sis. Moids really be out there with no lotion.
Women if a guy that was like way shorter than you tried to flirt with you, what would you do?
>>33222834Hit her up if you're still on speaking terms. I'm going to Japan this year and gonna try and see if I can finally meet this big titty half-Japanese, half-Indian girl I've been talking to for 2 years
>>33222848coming in last in your fantasy football league
>>33222848My dick has a huge white spot since I tear the skin and it bleeds all over but I can't stop jerking it
>>33222853call the gnome police
Met a lady today, I sat in front of her at an event
Long story short, she said that back in the day even short guys had success, but women these days all want a tall guy
Thanks for reading my blog
most men are at least as bisexual as women, possibly more.
>>33222860an old lady*
80+ years
idk how much is that in imperial
>>33222861literally who cares
>>33222860not reading all that, sorry
>>33222848I masturbated with rubbing alcohol once when I was younger
>>33222860>the more self absorbed humans become, the more they feel like the best is barely good enough who could have seen that coming
>>33222861Just because men find left more attractive than the right doesn't mean they're bi
>>33222864you, enough to respond
>>33222861No, there was been phallometric studies disproving this.
>>33222870>interacting means caring god I wish I could be as brain dead as you, must be peaceful
>>33222869i was thinking about sports. i don't thin there's a single sports fan who wouldn't gladly be sodomized by his favorite athlete if he had the chance. he probably wouldn't even consider it gay.
>>33222869M
I'd choose the right if I had to fuck one
>>33222853I'd "ara ara" the fuck out of him
>>33222859I don't know why this is so funny. Like a Lollipop Guild of midgets dressed as constables taking another midget away to a tiny jail.
>>33222861This just isn't true
>>33222875>This just isn't trueall sports fans are latent bisexuals at the very least, so i'd say it's pretty true
>>33222875>I'd "ara ara" the fuck out of himNTA. I hope you don't mind when a guy blushes
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The only sport I watch is women's beach volleyball
>>33222802>>33222815Dr. Pepper, Coke, Pepsi never liked them.
>>33222853I'd thank him and go right back to my delusion.
>>33222881pretty gay desu
>>33222884What's the delusion?
>>33222884Is the delusion the guy, the situation, or the your tits being that big?
>>33222885Their butts are insane, dude.
Women, if a woman way taller than you tried to flirt with you, what would you do?
>>33222861Men are violently antihomosexual so this is hard to measure. It only evens out if you count how many guys with girlfriends are on grindr.
>>33222884Women, can we watch tv like this, please?
>>33222889call the giant police
>>33222889Uhhh.. the bathroom is over there? Um.. there needs to be a safeword so I know this is gay flirting.
>>33222875>Femanon when she encounters a guy shorter than her.
>>33222891I'd let
>him hold my boobie and watch tv.
>>33222855I might do, but things ended kind of awks (I ghosted her after she got drunk and told me about her ex because it reinforced how kind of odd it was that we still texted). Also there's a few other girls I want to catch up with and I'm travelling with another girl too. Christ that makes me sound like a whore
>see if I can finally meet this big titty half-Japanese, half-Indian girl God damn good luck bro.
>>33222848Ouch that sounds painful, are you ok
Idk but once in highschool my friend tried to build a wanking machine which did not go well for him
I smashed my dick and balls doing a front wheelie once on BMX, hurt for like a day
>>33222851>how are personality disorders considered neurodivergentNta, maybe not in terms of your brain being wired differently from birth, but neuroplasticity is a thing, I think your brain probably does develop differently from normies
>>33222860>women these days all want a tall guyI mean this isn't really true if you just look around you lol
>>33222869Right still kinda cute, left is ungodly
>femanon when she encounters a woman way taller than her / Junji Ito monster
Im struggling with being funny with japanese girls
they dont like dark humor, they just think its mean
and other jokes dont translate well
any advice?
>>33222888hm. so it's their butts you're interested in. very telling
>>33222890>Men are violently antihomosexualit's the protesting-too-much syndrome
>>33222902Dark humor is better with people you already know. If you're dropping it on strangers then you're just plain not funny.
>>33222900I'm not okay, I'm going to throw up I'm so nauseous. My Sunday is ruined. That's what I get for trying to start it on a fun note.
>>33222884My ex used to put my hand on her boobs when we watched TV or cuddled lol
Damn I miss her
Nvm I'm back on my sigma era
>>33222896Jokes on her I don't have a desktop nor can afford one (I could sell the graphics card tho)
>>33222899Is this Oxford fuckboy anon? Aren't you a whore though?
>>33222905>That's what I get for trying to start it on a fun note.I'm sorry to hear that anon
Get well soon
This is why having fun and enjoying things is dangerous
Teto sounds better than Hatsune Miku and I'm tired of pretending the opposite is true.
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>>33222906>Aren't you a whore though?Well yeah but it didn't hit me how much until I was typing that sentence. My friends accuse me of yellow fever and I guess I see now why too
>>33222905that's what you get for being a complete degenerate on the sabbath
>>33222904idk ive won people over with dark humor, just doesnt work with the japanese. they dont like that type of humor
you guys ever go on a date and realie within the first 2 seconds that you dont like her?
what do you do in that situation?
just leaving is kind of rude
>>33222908Turquoise >>> burgundy
>>33222913God would've wanted me to be happy today if He was good.
>>33222915>you guys ever go on a dateNo.
>>33222915I don‘t go on dates with people I don‘t like, so no.
>>33222919why not anon? youre handsome and quite the catch if I do say so
>>33222920real life is always different than online
>>33222889I'd melt
>>33222896>ywn have a nerdy, barely legal boy to sugar mama forWhy even live?
>>33222921People have told me that ad verbatim IRL
Idk I just can't ask a girl out
Physically not possible for me
>>33222915I don't like anyone, but I warmed to every girl I dated desu and had a nice time with them, they all dumped me tho
>>33222924>ywn have a nerdy, barely legal boy to sugar mama forPlenty of those to go around, unless you 'can't have it' because you're too poor to be a sugar mama lmao
>>33222915No, this has never happened to me
I dont think Ill ever fall in love again
I fell in love with a bpd cutie 2 years ago but things didnt work out and since then I cant stop thinking about her
nothing will ever be the same again
>>33222889Depends. Is she a tittymonster, too?
>>33222929I bought my fiancee a new car in cash. I can afford a fucking graphics card.
>>33222934I dunno man, with these price hikes nowadays a car might become cheaper than a 5080 ngl...
>>33222848I once jerked off too much and uh...had my penis hole hurt a lot. Not in the same ballpark, but similar in nature. You goof, couldn't you wait til the bedroom?
>>33222933Wow, rude. Breast size shouldn't matter, ma'am.
>>33222931Same here but desu I think I have bpd too
Women, you're sent into a Hentai Dimension where all the tropes and rules apply, you're one of the 'heroines' in said hentai.
Would you rather be in:
A) A fantasy hentai world with rape monsters (No risk of death, just rape)
B) A hentai filled with fat-cocked ugly bastards and NTR
C) A hentai with incest (any type)
D) A hentai with a shota as the male main character.
>>33222941b is a loli hentai
all you tall women loving gays should watch the really real news
https://youtu.be/wR5dqPlPow0?si=A4znXwAHVoe7YrYW
>>33222941A, it's not even close and is one of my go-to genres.
>>33222905JH, was it one of the horse dildos?
So why don't lonely single women just date fat and balding guys?
>>33222947>ever risking riding a dildo that bigI'm retarded, but not THAT retarded.
>>33222899What's up, Chad? I've heard a lot about you.
>>33222948Because lonely, single women want monogamy and fat and balding guys can't give that to them.
>>33222937be careful, you can lose sensitivity in your penis because of that
>on a date with a short girl
>my ideal type
>Date is over
>Reflect on my behaviour
>kind of bullied her about being short
i do this everytime but now I caught myself
she said she enjoyed it anyway but I hope she didnt just sya that out of politeness
>>33222955I too come to this thread to humble brag with plausible deniability
>>33222412frequency, importance, how willing you are to skip a funeral to fuck, etc
>>33222955It made her wet
>>33222956theres nothing to brag about in my life
most dates dont work out for me. my success rate is extremely low
>>33222958I hope so
>>33222848riding a floor-mounted dildo in the shower, slipping, and falling on it and bruising your insides
>>33222955It's okay, we're used to it.
>lady
Men and women
Should I get tested for autism if I have had issues with social and communication skills, and still do, before I even started using phones and social media? What would be the point and would it be too late to get social ability increased?
>>33222963its never too late for that
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/SHl9HOZMkEs
What do you do when you feel depressed?
>state gender too
>>33222959IME dating isn't about personal success rates. Most dates don't work out because the chances that you'll both click like that are simply low. It's nobody's fault and it doesn't reflect badly on anyone. If you had a high success rate it'd indicate your standards were too low OR you were some sort of chameleon who moulded yourself to everyone you met OR you were an SCP level giga normalfag
>>33222324It's almost 3pm and still haven't left my room or interacted with my housemates, should I just sneak out? (They'll hear/see me leaving tho)
>>33222941D, reluctantly. I'd have said A if you specificied the type of monsters. If they are monsters that can communicate and have a culture that I end up being forced into, that'd be infinitely better than just being stuck to a wall Aliens style.
>>33222963What issues do you have with social skills exactly?
>>33222963Yes, get tested if you can
The point is that you can access management strategies and advice which is laser focused on what you actually need help with. Instead of generic "how do I into socialising" you can get "okay so I find this specific thing difficult, how have other autistic people dealt with it?".
>>33222965female, self harm and stop eating (no appetite for days with depression)
>>33222965My father's second wife was significantly taller and she never left him
He was a baller tho
>>33222971Sorry to hear that
>>33222963>Social and communication skillstell me more about this please. i'm here to help.
>>33222965>What do you do when you feel depressed?F
I tend to put on music and dissociate for a while. Then I go to the gym in the morning and that usually makes me feel better.
>>33222972Apple fell pretty far from the tree.
>>33222965m
i just say, well, i guess this is how i'm feeling at the moment, i'll ride it out and try to make the best of it.
>>33222965F. Bake and masturbate.
>>33222965M
Eat. Not having eaten all day is usually the cause. Besides that, talk to my best friend, watch something comfy like Technology Connections, or maybe play something comfy.
>>33222979Oh, showering really helps too. I also sometimes shock myself out of melancholy by playing the Fist of the North Star theme "You Are Shock" or the Shadow the Hedgehog theme.
>>33222977I'd eat your cookie.
>>33222964>>33222970Okay, I’ll look into it
>>33222969>>33222974I know I have selective mutism because my throat always tightens when I speak. It’s been an (annoying-to-most) issue when I can’t speak at all or speak very quietly. People got angry at me a lot in childhood and I almost got placed in special education for it (my cousin, no matter what issue she has, actually got kept back a grade just because she didn’t talk “enough”).
I still don’t know how to converse and I just get stuck with nothing in my head. No thoughts or opinions or anything. Just stumped with emptiness of thoughts and feeling very nervous, hoping the person will ask a yes or no question so I had use body language instead of verbal.
There’s more but that’s the basic stuff I think.
>>33222980>showering helpsdo you have any heavy pisces placements, by chance?
>>33222975>Apple fell pretty far from the treeYou're not even wrong and now I feel sad
Both my grandfathers were miserable incels though, idk why their wives stayed with them
>>33222980>Fist of the North Star theme "You Are Shock" or the Shadow the Hedgehog theme.Holy based
>>33222973Thanks, I’ll be fine hopefully
>>33222981I'm more into making pies than cookies.
>>33222989Well I'd go down for that eating contest too.
>>33222788>Didn't she only do like one PIV scene?I thought she didn't even do full nudes.
Wasn't she one of those tiktok thots who built an audience of pedos while underage who then cashed in them big time by starting an OF as soon as she turned 18 but never fully delivering?
>>33222889It'd go over my head, I'm not a lesbo.
>>33222992>It'd go over my head,Well yes, she's way taller than you.
>>33222965M
Wait for my next manic episode
>>33222975>Apple fell pretty far from the tree.Damn, why did anon deserve that?
>>33223001Nope, I like men,
>>33222982hm. you're not retarded, but everything you're describing is a negative characteristic. lack of speech, lack of thought, lack of an internal life. if you were autistic and capable of putting on your own clothes and writing down your experiences after solving a captcha on 4chan, there would be positive attributes to your autism too. can you think of anything like that in your life? a special interest? something that brings you great joy? what excites you?
>>33222984I do not know what that means
>>33223007>Nope, I like men,NTA. Wait until you date me, both my exes came out as gay.
>>33222938Sorry, I'm only gay for blonde titcows.
>>33222982>and I just get stuck with nothing in my headLike you're panicking or like you're in a big fog or like what?
>>33223010She's talking about space racism
>>33222915I had someone leave once. Completely ridiculous. I considered calling her out on Facebook but I thought that it’d be too much.
>>33223014I know it's horoscope stuff I just don't know what heavy pisces placement means. I looked up my birth chart and it's incomprehensible
>>33223017heavy in this case would be sun, moon, or ascendant
>>33223006She's not wrong, I'm basically the opposite of my chad normie father to the point where I wonder if we're related
But his father was an incel bipolar alcoholic so ig it skips a generation
>>33223012So you're racist too. Not cool, ma'am.
>>33223018As opposed to asteroid supplementation, meteoric risibility, and cometment issues.
>>33223021Having a preference isn't racist. I just really like the contrast of white skin against mine.
>>33222924>ywn have a nerdy, barely legal boy to sugar mama forYes, please. I really want to be able to play space marine 2
>>33223013I don’t know. Maybe panicking.
>>33223008>lack of speech, lack of thought, lack of an internal lifeThis only happens when I’m in social situations, not when I’m alone or with some other people I’m comfortable with. I have depression already so maybe it could that that causes me to have very little happiness. I love my pets, games… that’s really it.
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Male anons if I was in the same room as you would you give me a big hug Ang tell me everything is alright?
>>33222963>ladyHear me tonight
>>33223027Sounds more like classic depression/anxiety combo
I used to think I was autistic, then I realised I don't like interacting with people and it's usually terribly dull
>>33223028Wassup weeners
>>33223030Yeah ofc
Why do I feel evil for dating other people after a break up?
>>33223018I see. In that case the answer is a resounding nope. Sun = Leo, Moon = Virgo, Ascendant = Gemini.
>>33223032Shouldn't act like that's mutually exclusive with autism when the two are actually hugely comorbid.
>>33223036How long ago did you break up with him?
>>33223030>big hug AngYeah we could cuddle up on the couch and watch Ang Lee movies until you feel better.
>>33223039She broke up with me about 6 months ago
>>33222980>Fist of the North Star theme "You Are Shock" or the Shadow the Hedgehog theme.I concur, based.
>>33222987>>33223006Sorry, I didn't mean to be so mean.
Women, do you believe Will Smith when he tells you that he isn't gay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE
Who had the better humiliation ritual?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Y5KVtU810
>>33223028https://voca.ro/1liT8SvEJIym
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>>33223030Honestly, no. Too dangerous.
>>33223025So you'd turn down a pale-skinned woman with red/brown/black hair? What about the contrast of a woman being darker than you?
>>33223048Maybe, idk. I have a thing for blondes in particular.
>>33223044>Women, do you believe Will Smith when he tells you that he isn't gay?Sure. I also believe that he's a pathetic cuck married to a sorceress sucking the life out of him.
>>33223045Why do you sound like Sheen Estevez
>>33223027i don't know how beneficial it might be to get a diagnosis of anything. if you're not american it might be different of course.
since you're alone right now (or at least are with people you're comfortable with) and have access to speech, thoughts, your internal life, what do you think is wrong with you? try to be as honest with yourself as you can. being able to label yourself one thing or another isn't going to clarify much for you, you're just going to be exchanging one word for one thing for another. you still need to try to understand yourself.
>>33223032I’ll just get checked sometime by a psych
>>33223054Idk who that is, but I'll assume you're insulting me.
>>33223056I’m sure I understand myself perfectly fine
>>>33223057
>>33223051And you'd turn her down if she had the right skin and hair and body size, but she wasn't busty?
>>33223043>didn't mean to be so meanNo worries, it was funny and you're not even wrong lmao, I am the black sheep of the family. My siblings are successful chads and stacies like my father, meanwhile I can't get out of bed in the morning
>>33223057Godspeed
I wouldn't trust psychs though desu, they all told me I didn't "seem" autistic
>>33222941Mix of A and B <3
>>33223058You must be really old
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My therapist told me I’m autistic :(
>>33223059it doesn't sound like it. why do you clamp up when forced to interact with others? why aren't you able to find more enjoyment in life? why aren't you interested in anything? why are you so fucking dull?
>>33223062This conversation is making me sound more and more shallow.
>>33223066I'm only 34.
>>33223067theyre probably just jealous of you
did you do anything to set them off
have they done anything else suspicious
>>33223042That's a bit strange then. Any idea why you feel that way?
>>33223070>I'm only 34.Lol
>>33223046You're welcome. Cute frog!
>>33223035>Wassup weenershi
>>33223070>This conversation is making me sound more and more shallow.Don't worry, nobody knows who you are and none of your answers will be held against you at a later date.
>>33223067Nothing wrong with being autistic anon
You got this cat girl
My therapist told me I'm bipolar kek
>>33223070Happy birthday, jh
>>33223076How is life going weeners
Are you off for summer soon
We gotta do more drawing and puzzle game sometime
>>33222934>bought my fiancee a new car in cashHave you fucked in it yet?
>>33223073Fuck you.
>>33223077I wish.
>>33223079You're late. But thanks.
>>33223078My dad grandma and great grandma all have bipolar I’m so scared I’ll develop bipolar, or worse
I wish my parents knew I was going to be so mentally ill when I was a fetus so they could abort me
There's like this 6 foot tall woman at the gym who goes for the picrel aesthetic, she's middle aged for sure and all she does is ass workouts which makes me respect her less desu cause it tells me she's extremely superficial and vanity driven which is not shit I could ever keep up with. She also kinda gives off extreme Jezebel energy , like she's been divorced and solely from burning her own own house down sorta thing.
So I just ignore her, very hard, like zero eye contact. The problem is, she's very hot and always hovers around me and follows me at least one station per day. I swear I heard her say "fag" as I walked by once but I didn't flinch and kept walking so she looked like the idiot, I'm going to chalk it upto her being irritated that she gets zero attention so she has to be petty.
The problem is though, im like 5 8 and she's basically a giant, it was NEVER going to work , why the fuck is she pissed? And she doesn't do this to anyone else. Do you think its worth talking or smiling at her or something?
Or is this purely attention seeking behavior from a narcissist?
State gender
What is a "slutty" outfit?
>>33223084I think you're a neat person and I'm glad you're alive. I'm sorry life hasn't gone how you'd like so far, but I hope it'll go better in the future. I believe you'll make it because I believe in you.
>>33223087M
Anything a woman who rejects me is wearing.
>>33223087f, i'd say something that shows thighs and belly and cleavage all at the same time. two is pushing it, one is safe.
State gender
Why is this the case?
>>33223092If I look like one of the ones on the top row, can I possibly make money streaming video games despite absolutely sucking at them?
>>33223086She just wants you to simp
>>33223089Thank you anon
I hate going to class and seeing so many of my classmates not suffer with mental illness. Everything just comes so much easier for them. They don’t know what I had to do in order to reach their academic level
>>33223094Yes
>>33223092Hasan is extremely good looking. And Moistcritikal is above average.
>>33223092Women aren't allowed to be ugly
>>33223092The audience for both of them is just men
>>33223092F
Because Dan Clancy likes titty streamers and tankie streamers.
>>33223094How's your self-deprecating banter while sucking?
Can you try out a variety of different games so the sucking doesn't get monotonous?
>>33223094Probably not at your age
>>33223092https://youtu.be/vdJGoulILFs?feature=shared
>>33223092Only Men are actually sitting down and watching twitch so the top in both genders caters to different mens interests , women only watch hasanabi at best
>>33223092I need a girl who looks like the top right
>>33223105Ignore the caption I just chose the first video link that popped up
>>33223106nta
>All women are tankiesSpeaking as a woman whose not a tankie, men like you are an excellent argument for misandry.
>>33223094Are you funny and/or willing to do stuff that is borderline softcore porn?
>>33223080its going aaokay
yes we do
>>33223095this is where I was leaning as well , thanks anon
Time to ignore her even harder to make her seethe
>>33223102I take criticism VERY poorly.
>Can you try out a variety of different games so the sucking doesn't get monotonous?Probably, if I'm making enough money to afford so many games.
>>33223103It's not like they'd know how old I am.
>>33223111Yes, no.
>>33223105Of course she is noridc
>>33223110>misandrist>not a tankieAnarchist?
>>33223116>Yes, no.Then you might have a moderate amount of sucess but probably not enough to live of it.
>>33223068You’re throwing a tantrum now, huh.
>>33223063>they all told me I didn't "seem" autisticThat’s the most I’m worried about
>>33223113happy to hear it!
got any nice summer plans
>>33223092bc most people who watch streamers are horny teenage boys who either want someone le funny or hot
>>33223084honestly if you're not having episodes by now you're probably not bipolar
maybe your college has some support and accommodations for the autism stuff
>>33223083did you do anything fun for your b-day
>>33223116>I take criticism VERY poorly.Having a melty could be your gimmick, but I don't think you'd enjoy it very much.
>Probably, if I'm making enough money to afford so many games.You need variety before you're popular in order to become popular. Games are cheap if you play on a computer and go for smaller titles instead of Big Name games. Games seem expensive to you because your main experience is Nintendo.
>>33223092What about Hasan? Women love him
Girls
Your brother comes to family dinner with multiple girlfriends. How do you react?
>>33223106>>33223125>women only watch hasanabi at bestDo they actually though?
>>33223126>huh, he's just like chad.>moves on and enjoys dinner.
>>33223110i dont know what a tankie even is you chronically online wench , 70% of twitch viewers are male and I bet the lions share of donations come from that 70% cause women ain't spending shit if its not someone else's money.
You commit a misandry, I commit a misogyny , the world spins for yet another day.
>>33223082>Have you fucked in it yet?No, it's bad for the leather.
>>33223087>What is a "slutty" outfit?F
Outfits that are revealing for the sake of being revealing and sexually enticing. Bikinis aren't slutty, despite covering up less than a skimpy French maid costume because the maid costume was designed to me sexually appealing.
>>33223092F
Because most people that watch streamers are men. They want men they can relate to (retards, misogynists, and basement dwellers) or women they can goon to.
>>33223126>Your brother comes to family dinner with multiple girlfriends. How do you react?Tell them to run. All three of my brothers are objectively terrible people. TERRIBLE.
Girls, why are there so many threads?
>>33223120Makes sense.
>>33223123I spent it sleeping all day.
>>33223124>Having a melty could be your gimmick, but I don't think you'd enjoy it very muchThat's already my gimmick ITT, and I hate it.
>Games seem expensive to you because your main experience is NintendoHow much does a good game cost normally, then?
>>33222965Cry to sad songs that trigger my ptsd
Unrelated, this is dating men.
https://youtube.com/shorts/QcZ8dMTXFzE?si=QcYZMo1a9ieNjJPU
>>33223126I'd be mad at him for cheating on his wife. I talk to her weekly and know for a fact that she wouldn't want to share him.
>>33223126Well I already hate my brother for a variety of other reasons, so I wouldn't give a shit.
>>33223121you're just boring and insecure. congratulations
>>33223099>>33223131Why do women not watch streams?
>>33223131>retards, misogynists, and basement dwellers)>Hasan Piker>intelligent>feminist>lives in a mansionWhy put your foot in your mouth?
>hangover
>super fucking extra horny
Does this happen to women too?
>>33223126He's just like meeee. Awwww
>>33223131>All three of my brothers are objectively terrible peopleAre they narcos?
>>33223135lmfao he's so me fr fr
>>33223135Sorry you have to deal with us
>>33223145Do you get horny more often or to rougher stuff?
>>33223145Does getting fucked help with the headache?
>>33223149I'm rougher with myself, but more out of frustration than any sort of fetish thing. I wouldn't say it gets me significantly hornier than normal.
>>33223011My ex bf said he was gay after he dumped me, I still wanted to be with him. Not sure if he lied.
>>33223134"Good" is relative. It's up to you to figure out what YOU enjoy playing, because your tastes will be different from others' tastes.
Personally, I buy all my video games from charity fundraiser drives. Right now you can buy Slay the Spire by donating $8.50 to a QoL charity for sick children (plus tip).
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/ign-live-bundle-2025
I can't guarantee that your computer will run Slay the Spire, but it probably will. I can't guarantee that you will enjoy Slay the Spire, but you might. I can guarantee that many other people are familiar with Slay the Spire, and they wouldn't be lost or confused if they saw your stream.
>>33223152Schlicking in the shower does, for sure.
>>33223045nice sample btw https://voca.ro/1ceVaSXlQOpZ
>>33223126Thankfully I don’t have a brother
>>33223158Do you ever use the shower head? Or is that a meme?
>>33223155That's interesting actually. I didn't know that you could buy games that way.
Father’s Day is such a silly holiday compared to Mother’s Day when your mom does all the work
>>33223045Why do you sound jewish?
>>33222365>>33222371fun fact: in the times before premarital sex you checked your sexual compatibility via dance
>>33223153I didn't really mean it in a fetish way, but similar to what you said.
Like I'm even more into degrading and being a dom than usual. But I might also jerk off one or two more times than on a non hangover day.
Why frustration though during a hangover?
>>33222965M
Write in my diary. Re-read the last notes I've had from previous depressions. Try as hard as possible to realize it isn't me talking right now. Try my hardest to do any little thing that can start me on an upward spiral. Try to avoid spiraling downward.
Why are 4chan women so easy and hypersexual?
>>33223159You could make anything into a remix.
>>33223161Not in like a decade, the newest shower head hose is too short. It was way too intense anyways.
>>33223164Haven't heard that one before. That's the millionth accent I've been told I have ITT.
>>33223166>Why frustration though during a hangover?I hate that I like to drink. And I hate that I need to masturbate in the morning. So waking up hungover and horny makes me extremely self loathing.
>>33223170The easy excuse would be that I was raped as a kid. The actual answer is that I can afford to vent my sexual frustrations anonymously here so that I don't come across as hypersexual in my daily life.
>>33223140>Why do women not watch streams?Most of it is uninteresting brain rot. I listen to podcasts, which is kind of the same but at least there's a topic.
>>33223141>Hasan Piker>pseudo-intellectual that argues with millionaire streamers who know nothing about politics and resorts to playground insults>feminist until a woman disagrees with him and then he turns into a Caliph>champagne socialist who lives in a mansion despite constantly griping about wealth inequalityThis isn't the slam dunk you think it was
>>33223142>Does this happen to women too?No, I usually just puke violently to the point my abs hurt several days later.
>>33223146>Are they narcos?One is. He's a gang member who has dealt with cartels, has been involved in human trafficking (and maybe murder), and used me as a drug mule when I was a kid. One is lowkey a sociopath that tried to kill my dog. One is incredibly misogynistic and has a history of beating his partners.
>>33223170They're actually harder to fuck than normies. But they do want it more often after you finally get one into bed.
>>33223148It's so hard. I want to stop being hurt, and lied to, but it keeps happening.
Women:
You get to press a button and instantly look like her forever.
Would you press it?
>>33223171>hate that I like to drink. And I hate that I need to masturbate in the morning. So waking up hungover and horny makes me extremely self loathingnothing wrong with a tipple and schlicking now and again, not that your life revolves around it
you seem to have less baileys nights these days
>>33223170>easyI have low self esteem
>hypersexyalI’m a virgin so no
>>33223170That's just me and jh. The others are terrified of ya'll.
>>33223177No. I like how I look. I don't need Griffith swooping in to rape me.
>>33223174What is your relationship with your father?
>>33223171>was way too intense anywaysNTA but would be fun to see how intense it could get for you, if you would not be able to get away from it.
>And I hate that I need to masturbate in the morningNot sure why you hate that, it's something enjoyable.
>>33223179I can't afford to drink as often as I would if I could. And I mean that both in time and in money.
>>33223162They have new charity fundraisers every week, but not all of them appeal to me personally. Right now there are 6 available, but I'm only getting one of them. The hard part isn't getting the games, the hard part is doing research to figure out WHICH games (You) want.
You just missed out on blowing up aliens to fight Parkinson's Disease, that was a good one.
>that doesn't sound like funThere's another woman in this thread RIGHT NOW who can tell you that XCOM is fun, if only she sees this post.
>>33223176Have you thought about taking a break from dating? I needed a few years off due to depression.
>>33223177No, that's a downgrade.
I'm going on a date with a man today. I don't want to though.
>>33223188NTA. What do you look like?
>>33223183>What is your relationship with your father?A lot better than it used to be. He was a good dad when he was sober, but he was a violent alcoholic and I got the brunt of that. He's been sober for about six years now and my sister and I paid for his knee replacements, his knees being so bad being the main reason behind his alcohol abuse.
>>33223185well it's good that you have a life and are filling your time in other ways
>>33223189cancel then
or just have a go anyway and try to have fun. worst case scenario it's a bit boring and you can try to cut it short
>>33223187>taking a break from datingwhat a normalfag moment kek
>>33223181>properly avoided the temptation to use the improper "JH and I"We can be sisters both in hornyposting and in grammar.
>>33223139Stop projecting; you don’t know or understand my issues at all.
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I wish I was pretty enough to wear clothes like this
>>33223184I don't do well with overstimulation. I'm talking kicking.
>Not sure why you hate thatBeing so out of control of my body that I don't feel right some mornings unless I touch myself is extremely frustrating and demoralizing.
>>33223198You don't have to be pretty, just don't me obese
>>33223186I just wish I could play some games. Like I still have a friend who sends me stuff about the game with all the slasher villains and it makes me want to learn some hand-eye coordination.
>>33223199That's an unusual hung up.
Sounds like something you need to be conditioned about accepting.
>>33223198That's a bit trashy
>>33223177yes. smaller boobs and less jiggle please.
>>33223198>modest>booty shortsBe skinny, but that person is retarded or trolling anyway
>>33223189Are you the girl who went speed dating?
What’s the best disorder to fake so get the best psychiatric pills?
Male
You guys ARE going to church, right?
>>33223174>feminist until a woman disagrees with him and then he turns into a CaliphWhen did this happen?
>>33223211lmao no I am not mentally ill.
How do I get a tall, blonde, arrogant gf that is socially akward and secretly a bit insecure?
>>33223211Not religious, so no. I do follow some religious themed Youtube channels because I like studying religion though.
>>33223211>You guys ARE going to church, right?No, au contraire, I'm going to a Pride parade in two hours.
The shorts I’m currently wearing are like a phone and half long, idk what the inseam is
>>33223205Maybe. I don't have the attention span or time to address it beyond just schlicking in the shower when it it's a problem.
>>33223220Does that cover your whole butt?
>>33223215Get run over by a trunk and then end up in an isekai anime.
>>33223207that sounds awful
>>33223221I love doing sexual teaching and conditioning.
It's hot breaking a woman in and training her.
>>33223187I already did that and men still found me. I had deleted like 99% of dating apps, even deactivated facebook dating.
But I am happy now, comfy even.
I think it's possible. I believe.
and I can't ever sing enough praise for him.
>>33223203The two games I mentioned are both turn-based games, meaning that you don't need hand-eye coordination. You can play them slowly, taking your time for each decision, and not rushing or panicking.
You want to be spooked? Here's a game that might spook you:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1092790/Inscryption/
If you install Steam then there's a demo that you can download to your computer. The demo is free. You can see what the game is like for free, at no cost, no investment for a spooking.
The full game costs $20 right now, but in three weeks it'll be on sale and only cost about $8.
>>33223225You make it sound like a you're training a dog. Not a comparison I appreciate.
>>33223201;P
>>33223210>What’s the best disorder to fake so get the best psychiatric pills?you already have a disorder if you're considering doing this
also street drugs are better than psychiatric ones for recreational use
>>33223045techno version lol https://voca.ro/14mx6k5RhIBr
>>33223220>a phone and half longis this a stacy measurement system
>>33223199>don't do well with overstimulation. I'm talking kickingbut you're not autistic?
Is the zoo a good choice for a 7th date? Or is it too big/expensive/time consuming?
>>33223227I'll try the first one. I feel like it's been talked about before ITT.
>>33223231If my legs spasming when I hold a strong vibrator against my clit for longer than two seconds makes me autistic, then yes. I'm the most autistic girl in the world.
>>33223231> you already have a disorder if you're considering doing this>also street drugs are better than psychiatric ones for recreational useFuck you. I want psych drugs, not some gang banging bullshit I can get arrested for.
>>33223229Only if she want to be trained to walk on all fours with a collar and leash.
>>33223235I'll never stop being surprised that that's an actual fetish for some people.
>>33223211You know it's a sin to use church for your showboating?
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
>>33223213>lmao no I am not mentally ill.NTA.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8462234/table/T1/
Men, I'm wearing track pants, large, unsexy panties and a tshirt right now. Also I'm not wearing any make up. Is that enough to scare you off?
>>33223238is it really a showboat if I want to know how much of /atoga/ attends church and guilt-trip Christian atogans into getting off their asses and going?
>>33223239Don't care, not clicking.
>>33223222yeah unless im like running up the stairs
>>33223224>Hebrew lettersThe Khazar Milkers stereotype seems more plausible all the time.
Not sure who needs to hear this and it should probably go without saying, but please no incest joke in the father's day card this year, thanks.
>it's my autism
no the therapist said that autism doesn't make you do that
>>33223233Good luck. Feel free to share an impromptu audio of an angry rant when you get frustrated. We'll make a streamer out of you yet.
>>33223236Well some women (or I guess some gay men too) just want to be as submissive as possible and love to be treated like their master's sextoy.
And I love to treat them like that.
>>33223239NTA
Motherfucker, link to the full study: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8462234/
>>33223231>is this a stacy measurement systemi still dont understand what a stacy is
>>33223242Cute! Hope you have fun.
>>33223194Yayyyyy
Sisterrrrrrr
I've never had oneeee
>>33223232great choice. the smell of shit permeating the air will provide just the right atmosphere for your amorous escapades
>>33223241I’m gonna jork it to the thought of you looking like this <3
>>33223248I think it’s her trying to be unattractive, warding off attention from males.
>>33223198I kind like when fat women wear stuff like this. You giggle like jello and it's hypnotizing.
>>33223243>and guilt-trip Christian atogansBruh, what are you doing?
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
>>33223244>I don't care about scienceI'm not surprised. But someone will.
>>33223250I should do a practice stream to nobody and see how dumb I sound.
>>33223241a guarded ship promises rich booty for the haul
>>33223242Is he cute? Why don't you want to go?
>>33223257legit can't tell if this is sarcastic or not
>>33223263I don't care what you have to say.
>>33223264It's only sad if you also practice thanking your plentiful adoring fans for their generous donations.
>>33223262>missingthepoint.png
Gender and what color do you think blueberries are?
(hint theyre not blue)
women describe what it feels like to get overstimulated
compare to things a man could imagine
you are tied down so you cant kick or punch or bite
>>33223241Is this a humblebrag?
>Men PLEEEEASE leave me alone, getting a bf is just too easy I'm sorry, I already have 5, I don't even have to go to the bf store, it comes to me. Ugh...
Women, I used a bath bomb yesterday.
Is this too fruity for you?
>>33223193>what a normalfag moment kekYou have no idea what you're talking about. You're more of a normalfag than I am since you've had a gf.
>>33223276its like when your pc freezes or blue screens
>>33223273How do donations even work? Like they have to be taxable right?
>>33223275Indigo.
>>33223276It's like pulling a whole body muscle, except you're simultaneously getting stabbed by a million tiny knives right on your clit.
>>33223279Cringe
Men should smell like sweat and pheromones
>>33223272Or the NIH, apparently.
>>33223285Stop replying to me.
>>33223279Hot, sniffable even
>>33223269I'm nervous, and he's okay
>>33223212>When did this happen?Several times, plus there's him hiring sex workers, him saying Hamas doesn't rape women, used the police to harass his pornstar ex-girlfriend when she wasn't talking to him, etc. He's a giant piece of shit and the picture of a male feminist.
>>33223275>Gender and what color do you think blueberries are?They look blue when dry, but the tannins that leak out of them are purple. Especially wild blueberries, which stain my fingers.
>>33223276>women describe what it feels like to get overstimulatedIn the autistic way? It feels 100 different free-form jazz ensembles are playing in your head. Every synapse and nerve in your mind and body are all firing off at once and you feel like you're suffocating in your head.
>>33223279>Women, I used a bath bomb yesterday.>Is this too fruity for you?No, men need better hygiene. Normalize men bathing.
>>33223241>track pants>and a tshirt>not wearing any make upvery cute. especially if the hair is also a bit messy, evoking images of comfort and approachability. the silhouette of boobs in a wide shirt or sweater is supremely erotic.
>>33223276i hate being overstimulated
when i when to the club for the first time a week or so ago it was so so fucking loud i started tearing up before my group found me. Like i just wanted to run out and ask for a refund on my cover i hated it so much i was so glad when we left and just wandered the street
i dont know why i would want to kick or bite anything though im not violent. I mean sometimes i bite or hit myself but never another person and when when they can see
>>33223283>How do donations even work? Like they have to be taxable right?Sorry, I have no clue. I only know about games, I don't know about streamers.
Ask me tech questions like how to get the game running on your computer once you've bought it, don't ask me how fans can buy your attention.
>>33223294Thanks, tech support anon.
>>33223274NTA. Are you the fake Christian that said you'd rather go to hell than accept that the Holy Spirit spoke through Deborah and Ruth?
Women, how do you handle the fact your bf dated other girls before you?
>>33223290*e-hug*
I think you'll do great
>>33223286i like sports and i like running. any kind of squish gets thrown around by gravity and it hurts, boobs especially.
>>33223297I don't have to because he didn't
State gender
Are you overqualified?
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33223297I deal with it just fine.
>>33223291>He's a giant piece of shit and the picture of a male feministNTA. Should guys say they're pro feminist instead of saying they're feminist?
>>33223306Guys shouldn't be streamers in the first place so we wouldn't have to hear what they say anyway.
>>33223302F. I work at a job in education that requires either a few years of experience or literally any associates degree. I have multiple degrees and thousands of hours of experience in education and clinical practice. So yes, I'm overqualified.
>>33223280>since you've had a gffor a few weeks, doesn't really count kek
hadn't been on a date in years beforehand
if we're having a normalfag contest
>>33223302I dropped out of college so no
but I'm also unemployed rn
>>33223293sorry to hear that anon ): not all clubs are like that
student clubs can be the worst desu for being really crowded with the music blaring
>>33223297I'm better than them.
>>33223232sounds like a fun date idea if she's not funny about animal captivity and stuff
>>33223253it's hot girl summer
>>33223241hot
>>33223234>want psych drugsfine I'll give you some adderall
>>33223311>if we're having a normalfag contestWell don't talk shit if you don't want push back.
I accidentally wished my dom daddy a happy fathers day and he said no more penetration until the end of Pride.
>>33223293post more cats or i will force you to give a presentation on your life in front of hundreds of people and they will often interrupt you to ask questions or yell at you to speak louder
>>33223316Guy has no sense of humor
>>33223234really though it depends what you want to use the drugs for, and how they would affect you personally
I'm prescribed like 4 different things for bipolar but they would probably have uncomfortable effects on normies
>>33223290Where's he taking you?
>>33223315I'm just saying I can't relate to "taking a break from dating". I'm lucky to get a date every few years kek
>>33223316Will he suck your cock still?
>>33223316accidentally opened a happy fathers day message from my practice gf so she knows i saw it i might have to start over
I feel kinda dizzy and weak. Period hurts kind of significantly. But I'm still dragging my ass out to work because I can use drugs. Men, if your tummy hurt too much, or if you had to bleed out your ass involuntarily, would you take off work?
>>33223321You also intentionally fuck yourself over.
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>>33223323What size is that female?
>>33223323Because that gets me off.
>>33223323>>33223328This is the height difference femanons deserve
feels like my left wrist is disintegrating. is this the end of rico?
>>33223331The man is 6'11 the woman is 5'4
also dont use female as a noun thats gross
>>33223326M
One of the most unpleasant experiences I've ever had was waking up feeling "wrong" in a way that was hard to describe, sitting on the toilet, my bowels opening and about a shot glass of blood just falling out
And yeah I, of course, took the day off work
>>33223335And the male is an even 6 feet?
>>33223327>intentionally fuck yourself overI mean it's not like I do it on purpose, I'm just a basketcase
surely that makes me less normal though
>>33223337>telling incels to hide their red flagswhy do they do this
>>33223337>also dont use female as a noun thats grossIs it trans exclusionary?
>>33223334that would be too much for me. the perfect gap imo is that if we're standing he can kiss my forehead without bending over. like four inches? give or take?
>>33223347>The incels aren't going to like this post
>>33223345i dont care about them its just gross to call women "females" like were lab specimens
>>33223343Thankfully no. I had an accident while hiking that gave me an internal cut on the colon
>>33223337I got called out for this online once, I don't get it. Why is it not okay to call people by male or female? Is it not the same as man or woman?
>>33223329ask more questions or i will spread rumors to your friends that you are attempting to steal their bfs to goad them into using their superior social skills to torture, publicly humiliate and execute you
your reply will also contain (1) additional cat
>>33223348I'm an incel and I love
>>33223347's post. Four inches is totally reasonable when most women want eight.
>>33223326>if you had to bleed out your ass involuntarilyWhen have you bleed out of your ass voluntarily...?
I'd go to a doctor right away, of course.
>>33223309Can't you just not mention all your degrees? Work as a tutor, a nanny, a janitor, etc
>>33223352>Is it not the same as man or woman?No its not. Using them are nouns sounds dehumanizing like its a medical report or police report or youre talking about animal husbandry
>>33223312He settled for you
>>33223357I've tutored and babysat since I was in highschool. But we're talking real jobs here.
>>33223352It's one thing if you say "males and females", but what we see too often is "men and females", which is hella weird.
>>33223337>>33223342Did you two not notice I referred to both individuals by their sex?
>>33223339
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>>33223354uh, male anons do you like hugs and snuggles?
>>33223360>medical reportOh fuck me, that's probably why. I'm so used to that. I stopped doing it a while back but I never really understood why lol.
>>33223366>male anons do you like hugs and snugglesMore than sex.
>>33223338*headpats*
Poor babe. That sounds rough.
Anyway, I've been bullied by american work culture so hard that even when setting my own hours if I miss any work I make it up. I'm not allowing myself to relax except that one day I do. It'll have to put me in the ER to be serious.
>>33223361Nope. I'm too real.
>>33223366I just jerked off and it is incredibly hot here.
So no, I don't want to snuggle right now.
Especially not with another man.
>>33223360hmm
week 8, female expressed frustration - brain readings remain highly abnormal, with little change from the start of the experiment
alright we have what we need, terminate her and lets get out of here
>>33223356mein gott, she's just trying to illustrate what it would be like for a man to deal with the same issues as a woman does when on their period (women are designed to bleed, whereas the ass is not, so the example doesn't really hold, but you should get the point)
>>33223373sure, keep coping and seething.
>>33223293Cute. When this person posts I am less sick of humanity for a moment.
>>33223334That’s too tall, for me anyway. I prefer someone near my height of 164cm.
>>33223380I'm not seething. You are mad I am not mad. And that's sooo funny!
>>33223366Of course!
Don't let yourself get bullied though, you have claws!
>>33223366do the freshly widowed wives of your enemies clutching at your knees in grief count as a hug
>>33223385Are you the pegger or the polygamist?
>>33223094Which one do you look like?
>>33223393Not a fan of your theory.
>>33223352Are you ESL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpGblPngkBc
Do you chafe your bfs dick?
>>33223306>Should guys say they're pro feminist instead of saying they're feminist?No, just don't talk about it. People try to paint it one way or the other, but you don't have to be a feminist to not be a misogynist and vice versa. In fact, I'd argue a higher percentage of feminist men are actually misogynistic.
>>33223323I'd pay good money to watch the sex tape
>>33223328She's normal sized, he's just gigantic.
Is it still incest if he's my second cousin?
>>33223387based konata reposter
>>33223398what's theoretical about it? it's just basic reading comprehension.
Women would a guy who's unable to work because of a (mental) disability be a dealbreaker for you dating-wise?
He gets neetbux/social security so he still brings in some amount of money.
>>33222194 (OP)Do women experience post-nut clarity?
>>33223400NTA but why does 4chan love calling people "ESL"?
>>33223401Chafe? like rubbing it until it turns red?
>>33223401no, i sandpaper it and measure the healing of the scar tissue over time to make sure he isnt using it outside of our experiments
>>33223404Yes, but the degree of genetic overlap is negligible. Roughly 3% if my math is mathing.
>>33223297I literally do not give a shit.
>>33223094Yes
But you will need to wear little to no clothing
>>33223410women don't experience clarity at all
>>33223401lol wat, how could that even happen?
>>33223409I'm on neetbux myself (trying to get out of the hole and get a real job, but it's hard because I'm a retard), so it'd be hypocritical for me to reject him.
>>33223409Depends on the disability
>>33223410All the time
>>33223415Go fuck yourself
>>33223417>How would that happenJerk it too much, I've made my dick bleed by jerking off too much
>>33223411>NTA but why does 4chan love calling people "ESL"?Americans are embarrassed that they only speak one language so they try to cover up their shame by bullying people who speak multiple languages.
>>33223406JH, you should collaborate with Hasan since you're both people of color
>>33223409Right now im in college so i dont care if he has a job, but after graduationand before retirement (if that even still exists in the future) if he isnt working that is a total deal breaker
i dont want him to pay for me i just dont want a freeloader
>>33223409i just dont know how i'd ever meet a guy like that to be honest.
>>33223423I'm not American nor was I bullying anyone, I find it really impressive when people speak multiple languages
I just thought that might be the most likely explanation, that or he's undersocialised
>>33223410It's more like post-ovulation clarity
>>33223420>Depends on the disabilityLet's say high functioning enough to take care of himself around the house and mantain relationships, but not enough to hold a steady job.
>>33223302M
I'm underqualified.
>>33223431And I would assume not enough to take care of kids on his own, so itbwould be a pass from me.
>>33223425>i dont want him to pay for me i just dont want a freeloaderWell I'm not trying to convince you, just putting another perspective out there- couldn't he avoid being a 'freeloader' in ways other than working? Taking care of the house for example.
>>33223423i speak some mandarin do you boys think thats a turn off?
>>33223427i used to be impressed by people who could speak more than one language, until the africans starting showing up and i realized it's nothing special
>>33223431nta but can you not work any jobs at all? I'm a complete nutcase but still work some odd jobs
>>33223421NTA
You do know that having a gf means usually shoving your dick into her wet mouth or cunt and is not just a shitty, worthless handjob?
>>33223420>All the timeThat doesn't make sense to me.
Like women can cum multiple times before man comes, right? So, how can that happen under clarity?
>>33223094Sure, just play Dark Souls (2011) and make sure you name the video "[category] girl plays Dark Souls for the first time!" with a picture of you making the :O face
>>33223435It's a bit of a useless language since we will never go to China.
>>33223437Theoretically work from home would be possible, but regular 9-to-5 wouldn't be.
>>33223435Only a turn-off on 4chan, not with boys in real life. Speaking of, what about your H skills?
>>33223431Siunds like you are just very lazy.
>>33223444what is an H skill?
>>33223440I fucking HATE Dark Souls. I had an ex that made me watch him play it all the time for our "date nights". Any guy who plays that shit should be strung up by his balls.
>>33223446Well the government considers me 100% unable to work, so if I'm just 'lazy' then I'm lazy enough to count as a pathology.
>>33223447I want to know if you speak another language besides English and Mandarin.
>>33223443ok, am just curious why that's the case
there are jobs with other shift patterns and part-time
based for getting neetbux tho, working sucks
>>33223448You're the one person here who has this ex dark souls horror story and it makes me laugh every single time
>>33223452So what is an H skill?
>>33223448There's your gimmick.
>girl who will try out any game EXCEPT soulslikes
>>33223448I bet he was shit at it too.
>>33223448Soulslikes are great, I played them in coop with women before.
But if he thinks making you watch him play a vidoe game counts as a date, he is mentally ill.
>>33223454>Whyyou said it yourself:
>working sucksBasically, if work sucks for 'normal' people, then it sucks ten times as much for me, emotionally, mentally and physically.
>>33223448I wanna do a co-op Cuphead speedrun with JH
>>33223435>i speak some mandarinThat's pretty cool.
>>33223462at least you're getting the neetbux bro
personally I just work a job until I have a mental breakdown or get sent to the psych ward, then live off that money until I find another job
get that coin my drilla
>>33223465She couldn't handle it, bro. The controller would end up down your throat
>>33223465cuphead speedrun with JH but you never get past the tutorial
>>33223448i tried playing elden ring and i literally just couldnt lol i dont see the appeal
>>33223469>he controller would end up down your throathopefully something else would end up down hers
>>33223472she should be a journalist
(we'll play the legacy version and I'll do the lobber roundabout glitch)
>>33223468Yeah I'm glad I'm not too worried about money right.
Altough I have joked around with my family that my two futures are either living in the streets or marrying a rich bread-winning woman. I don't think that's really a joke now though...
>>33223457I can't be the only person cursed with that experience.
>>33223459I don't think that'd sell.
>>33223460Very shit. I'd make fun of him when he died and got mad to vent my frustration.
>>33223465Is this an innuendo?
>>33223448ngmi
You could play horror games like Outlast, that's another genre that is entertaining to watch without requiring too much skill
>>33223473Elden slop =/= Dark Souls, different genre, elden ring is open world
>>33223363Just do it, if the real jobs aren't hiring you, those real jobs will still take you.
>>33223469>>33223472I'm not retarded. My only issue with games is that sometimes my brain goes faster than my hands.
>>33223477>Is this an innuendo?It's a game with a really fun art style, but you would get frustrated because your lack of hand-eye coordination would make the game very difficult for you. Anon's theory is that he could carry you through the game and you would be so grateful that you would reward him with ___.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN-9SQXoi50
>>33223477You should give twitch a look right now, I don't think any of the female streamers with a significant audience are currently gaming anyway.
You just have to be on stream, and you can do whatever you like, dress up, bake a pie, get paid.
What do tomboy femanons look for in moids?
Time to cook lunch. https://youtu.be/6N7wEzSRPWQ
>>33223479Elden Ring still carries the same core souls combat and exploration in terms of the dungeons, I find it hard to call it a different genre because of the open world.
>>33223482Cuphead is fucking hard
>>33223473I also watched my housemates playing it and it just looked boring and uninspired desu. But to each their own and I probably just lack context/knowledge to appreciate the genre
>>33223476>two futures are either living in the streets or marrying a rich bread-winning woman. I don't think that's really a joke now thoughkek I'm rooting for you
>>33223477>Is this an innuendo?no I genuinely just think it'd be a laugh, and like other anon said I could carry
>>33223363>real jobsEducation and childcare long predate whatever labwork job you're doing now lol
>>33223479yeah one of my stacy sisters streams horror games and gets a lot of viewers
the other does more weeb stuff like danganronpa
>>33223485How does the multiplayer work? Is it one of those things where I die early and then the guy complains I'm taking all the lives and eventually just plays it himself? Because I got over those sorts of shitty "multiplayer" games back when we went to arcades.
Tell me why my body was holding two or three pounds of shit.
>206 lb without drinking water and after pissing in the morning after sleeping for 8 hrs
>203.5 lb after still not eating, just drank a cup of water and took a short walk that made me shit
>>33223492>yeah one of my stacy sisters streams horror games and gets a lot of viewersIs she stacked?
>>33223486Sounds too good to be true.
>>33223491I'd probs take a long time to learn it. It took a while for me to understand Vampire Survivors. But eventually I beat it.
>>33223492By "real job", I meant a job I can make a real living off of.
God, I love Aritzia but the fitting rooms are fucking horrendous.
>>33223439>Like women can cum multiple times before man comes, right?Can and do are two very different things.
>>33223495how tall are you big guy
>>33223487>What do tomboy femanons look for in moids?I don't think atoga has any unless you count goths
>>33223491>Cuphead is fucking hardskill issue, Gunstar Heroes is harder imo
Cuphead is hard at first but very learnable, I can breeze through it now
>>33223494in co-op, if one player dies, they turn into a ghost and the other player can resurrect them if they parry them on time before they float away - if not, they just finish that stage alone (the levels are short). you can resurrect someone infinite times. so it's very forgiving for co-op and people of different abilities
if both of you suck at the game though you're going to have a hard time
>>33223496no comment (yes all of my sisters are)
What's the best way for a short man to respond to the constant humiliation rituals inflicted on him by women?
https://youtu.be/Cwkej79U3ek?si=aAVSsTMRhGbf8MSF
i miss the 2000s. im too young to remember anything but the late 2000s but i miss when i was a kid and adults made us listen to 2000s music and TV
people who keep journals probably talk less than people who don't, i reckon. a guy at work i know who hasn't read a book in decades and probably has never written down a single thought of his in his entire life always has to share, share, share everything that's going on with him. i realized it's his way of substantiating his experience for himself. what someone who writes in a journal can do through self-examination, other people do through social intercourse. i try not to be judgmental but it does seem like a child's way of going about it.
>>33223505If you become a sub (like me) you'll enjoy them.
>>33223497>Vampire Survivors. But eventually I beat itcongrats, that's an addictive one (there's also a multiplayer mode I think but not tried it)
>>33223508introvert vs. extrovert
>>33223503That doesn't sound terrible, then. I'd give it a try.
>>33223508>true for me definitely
>>33223497>meant a job I can make a real living off ofah fair enough, suppose you'd have to build up a big enough clientele to make equivalent to a full-time salary
>>33223510I liked it because I could play for ten minutes then just let it play itself while I did some housework for twenty minutes. It felt a lot like playing slots on my phone.
>>33223497>Sounds too good to be true.I mean, obviously that's not the only thing you'll be doing, it's basically a social job.
I mean, you technically could just do the exact same thing you're doing here, in this thread, except publicly, with a face and a voice attached to your persona, and then you'll have to deal with the parasocial people trying to intrude into your personal life.
>>33223513Just fuck off already
>>33223448>>33223465For me, it's playing co-op RPGs with JH. Lower the difficulty level, take our time, go slowly, no rush, no pressure.
Look, Divinity is only slightly less trending than Cuphead right now. Only slightly!
>>33223513Sometimes I wish I had no pride and I could just be some rich guy's arm candy. But I don't have the temperament or tits to do that.
>>33223516Honestly, I could see the "I need a husband, I need to get pregnant" character hitting it big with big bucks coomers and gooners.
Things women should like but don't:
>shoulder veins
>FAT hands
>big wrists
>>33223485also 0:31 of this trailer revealed to the devs a bug where Mugman got bigger when parrying lol, if you look closely
Women, why are you like this?
Women, would you marry a 90 years old billionaire?
Just think about all those billions you would inherit. You would never have to work again. You would never have to worry about anything because this much money can buy everything. You would be able to just realize your dreams.
Question for older anons
did you support the invasion of iraq?
>>33223528>It's another terminally moid using random social media posts to judge the world episode.
>>33223528just shove a phone in her hand next time. it's like a pacifier for them
>>33223530It seemed obvious to us at the time that it was about oil, and killing "ragheads" in revenge for 9/11
>>33223516>I mean, you technically could just do the exact same thing you're doing here, in this thread, except publicly, with a face and a voice attached to your personaI'd be dead within a month.
>>33223520Co-op is a lot of pressure, honestly. I don't think you guys appreciate the anxiety that trying not to look like a retard puts on me when I'm doing new things with a guy.
>>33223515yeah it's a fun game but my ADHD brain gets too bored of the grinding aspect
>>33223528>give a moid 3 obvious hints that you want to fuck>he doesn't fuck you>he behaves like it's your faultGod, moids are so fucking tiresome
>>33223530Back in 2003 I tried to stop it from happening, I protested against it with all my might, but there's only so much that an 8th grader could do.
>>33223528That's language for
>Iwant your affection>but you're emotionally blind, so I have to turn it into external tasks you can actually process>then I get frustrated doing this emotional translation work, and start wondering if you even care>because if you did, why would I have to ask for it in the first place?
>>33223529No. Relationships are mostly about the bond we have in my standards. In the perfect world, when we die of old age 100-105 years old, that’s only a very short 10-15 years we’re together (22 years old, so he’ll be dead by the time I’m 32-37). That’s not fulfilling and not worth the money.
>>33223538being honest I just pretend to be oblivious because the handful of times a woman has attempted to fuck me of her own initiative it's been way more fun to just act retarded until she gets mad, like way better than the lackluster sex she would have provided.
>>33223538>>33223541more like (most) foids are tiresome
just ask to fuck if you want to, is it rocket science kek
>>33223535There's no anxiety when you play on Easy, er, on "Story Mode".
>>33223538>give a moid 3 obvious hints that you want to fuckNTA.
Wait, really?
How does pizza mean you want sex?
What does it mean if a woman calls me babygurl?
>>33223540I love you anon
>>33223538>her:"hey i was feeling hungry maybe we could order a pizza or something?">sigh>here we fucking go again>unzip pants>me:"front or back this time?"tbf it was an enlightening experience and exactly why practice gfs are so valuable to have
>>33223545Half the appeal is feeling wanted.
If she has to ask, the moment's already dead.
>>33223553nta but too damn bad, maybe I want to feel wanted for once, she can bring herself down to my level and ask for some sex if she wants it, otherwise mary palm and the five fingers are playing their hit single "Jacking it in the Bathroom"
>>33223547That lack of any expectations is exactly the sort of thing I'm terrified of living up to.
>>33223529How often would I need to have sex with him? Or is this an Anna Nichole Smith situation?
>>33223549It means youre entertaining lol, babygirl
Found a cat hair in the meat I just cooked, it’s so over
>>33223548Having a dinner with your partner is often an introduction to sexy time. I don't know why moids don't understand that.
>>33223531I replied to the wrong post, my bad
Women, are you tall?
would you be able to date a guy shorter than you? Like im 6 feet tall but I love women who are tall and I have no problems being shorter, so you can wear all the heels that you want
>>33223553>If she has to ask, the moment's already deadI mean I've had girls ask in the moment and didn't feel like it was dead
idk I'm just not a mind reader and pizza and movie does not in any way imply sex to me lol
>>33223564but i want pizza
>>33223563>it’s so overFor the food or the cat?
>>33223565it's ok I should also fuck off desu
>>33223564because eating food has nothing to do with sex
>>33223564A girl wanting to have dinner with you just means she's being nice femanon, like I used to go to dinner with this one girl all the time and sometimes we'd go listen to music in her room but she was just being nice.
>>33223564Because we feel sexier with an emptier belly. Vigorous plapping is best done not straight after food
>>33223570I’m going to eat my cat
>>33223563it's to be expected when cooking cat meat
>>33223558There are bad outcomes (character dies) that we can undo (reverting to an earlier save, or "savescumming") to avoid anxiety.
There are good outcomes (digital trophies for completing certain tasks, or "achievements") that we have to play just right to obtain, so you're not playing without any expectations at all.
>but isn't it a bad outcome if we don't get all 100% of the good outcomes?Only losers get 100% of a game's achievements. We're not losers, are we?
>>33223573this kek, I used to do this with a friend who had a bf, sometimes it's just friendly hangouts innit
>>33223566>Women, are you tall?5'10 :(
>would you be able to date a guy shorter than you?sure i guess but id really like a taller guy
its embarassing, i feel like people would judge me if i dated a shorter guy
>>33223579>Only losers get 100% of a game's achievementsBut I did that with Vampire Survivors and it was fun.
>>33223582thats a good height
>>33223568Well, depends on the situation, ye?
Things can build up before a question. Also can’t play catch if your guy has no metaphorical emotional hands to catch any hints.
Also, I don't think she was looking for sex specifically.
>>33223566This model's videos are pretty cringe, to be honest.
>>33223582Taller than me, damn.
>>33223582>its embarassing, i feel like people would judge metell them to piss off
>>33223579>Only losers get 100% of a game's achievementscan confirm, am a loser, have all Cuphead achievements on PC and console
>>33223506>webmI'll say it again, if I was him, I'd put a collar a d leash on her after the kiss.
>>33223571No you shouldn’t, I’m sorry
>>33223583>But I did that with Vampire Survivors and it was fun.Once or twice is okay, just don't make a habit of it.
>>33223594youre too old to talk about her like that
>>33223587I understand flirting and building up to something without explicitly saying it, but most foid hints are retarded pussyfooting
I miss my ex man she was direct with me at least
I'm a socially retarded pussy so one of us has to not be
>>33223597nah it's cool I should be looking for jobs rn
>>33223558NTA but you need to think of this less of an exam of competency. Moids love watching women fail in a cute manner so they can show off how manly and competent they are in contrast.
>>33223589she's hot though
>>33223582I'm quite a bit taller than you, but I imagine with your height, it'd be perfect to fuck you against the wall.
>>33223599Only if she's underaged.
>>33223601>I miss my ex man she was direct with me at least>I'm a socially retarded pussy so one of us has to not benot to point fingers.....
but you're really forcing my hand here with how you laid this out. lmao. :^)
I watched half of the first episode of Love on the Spectrum.
Do women, especially non-autistic women, actually watch shit like this? It feels really weird, as an autistic guy, watching something like this being broadcast for mass appeal.
>>33223589>cringeNah, it's funny, manlet.
>>33223605youre intimidating me
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>I'd put a collar a d leash on her after the kiss
>it'd be perfect to fuck you against the wall.
>>33223607Speaking as an autistic woman, I avoid pretty much anything that's about autism because I know the chances that I hate it will be high.
anons the only anime ive watched is Evangelion and ghibli
https://youtu.be/hoKluzn07eQ?si=ZGXPbW5UPcpvLFgB
good song
>>33223573This is true. Femanons ITT are just dirty minded.
>>33223610That'd only be a problem if you don't like that.
>>33223616What are your thoughts on comedy movies?
Do you like them?
Almost done cooking al lthis meat, thank god.
Gender, What’s your favorite meat? I mean the food that you consume and digest in your GI tract
>>33223619>EvangelionExcellent taste
>>33223623Yeah I like comedy movies. I find that I have a fairly twisted since of humor though, so dark comedy tends to appeal to me more.
>>33223582>i feel like people would judge me if i dated a shorter guyThis is interesting. In my experience, men are typically quite impressed when shorter guys date taller women. Is it some intrasexual competition thing where you'd be judged by other women?
Jannies are triple niggers and need to kill themselves immediately.
>>33223619You're in university and having anxiety about your social life, so you should watch this anime about being in university and having anxiety about your social life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbPnahzXcdY
>>33223629I guess I'm the only weirdo that can barely stand comedy movies then, lmao.
something about the awkward social interactions.
Trips out my neurosis.
>>33223619Watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes. It's great!
>>33223639How do you prepare it?
>>33223631I’m killing you.
>>33223637She's not ready for it yet.
>>33223619FMA is the go to recommendation for anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist, get on that shit.
>>33223548>>33223571>eating food has nothing to do with sexYou turbo fatasses, when your friends invite you to McDonald's it's at most 3% about about the food. Jimmy can get a burger without you. If it were about the burger you wouldn't be invited.
>>33223637That’s a classic for men who like strategy and women who also like strategy but also like gay men even more
>>33223606Enlighten me lol
>>33223635They're much darker but I also recommend Welcome to the NHK and WataMote if you're just struggling with anxiety, mental health and school life in general
>>33223641You're killing me for not knowing your weird term?
>>33223641Cubed, marinated, baked in a convection toaster oven.
Scrambled, marinated, fried in a wok or pot or pan.
And when I have no energy at all, plain and raw.
>>33223649I mean come on, lol
>If she has to ask, the moment's already dead.>my ex>she was direct with me at least>I'm a socially retarded pussy so one of us has to not be
>>33223629I have an autistic sister, autistic wife, and autistic daughter, all have a fucked up sense of humor, I think that's just part of female autism.
>>33223655People sleep on the plain tofu
onions sauce, scallions and some katsuobushi
Where the white women at?
i like the idea of two people who like each other but are incapable of actually initiating anything for the most meaningless of reasons. it's basically my experience with everyone i've liked. every overture my way i recoil from, but that could still so easily be overcome if only she were willing to be more direct. i like to think that the barrier between living alone and being in a happy relationship is always super thin, but still impenetrable.
>>33223666So that's why you read manga, I see, I see.
Women, would you date a bisexual conservative man?
>>33223665Yeah go fuck some white blonde hussy and leave me alone
>>33223657I'm not getting what you're getting at here
>>33223665right here but i hate white dudes desu
>>33223672Your asshole WILL get stretched.
>>33223438Handjobs feel the best though? Pussy and mouth are too wet for any traction
>>33223670>conservativeno
>bisexual NEVER
>>33223637insanely comfy, but not for the casual viewer
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>>33223665playing princess and the pea
>>33223670a self hating man? no. lmao
>>33223320We're doing a couples art class but I think it's just paint by numbers
>>33223671You have a cellar??? Wow that’s so cool can I come ?
>>33223678Sounds like you just got a small dick.
Handjobs are very boring and this is coming from somebody who has a nail fetish.
>>33223636>something about the awkward social interactions.>Trips out my neurosisYou would hate British comedy kek
I'm convinced women don't actually care about their breast size, they just act as if they care
thank you for the reccomendations
im thinking of buying sailor moon on dvd
>>33223670that might be the worst combination ever
>>33223684If you want to join the slave club down there, ye.
>>33223681Lmao princess pee
>>33223670Self-hating gays are honestly some of the worst and most miserable people to be around.
>>33223681She might not feel that pea but she'd feel my penis
>>33223689Can't go wrong with classic Sailor Moon <3 it's very comfy
Usagi is ADHD representation, we love to see the character growth
>>33223691What are you talking about
>>33223685Yeah, I'm barely 6 inches in length and 5.7 in girth.
>>33222207last night, my bored was cooking us dinner while i repaired his old computer and we had music playing and we were singing along and so happy. and all i could think about was how much worse our lives would be if we were forced into traditional gender roles at that moment. me cooking some terrible garbage slop and him throwing away a perfectly good pc and buying a new one, or paying to have it repaired, fucking stupid. femininity to me is some nonsense
>>33223686For some reason, the fact that it's dead pan means I'm okay with it, I don't get it myself either.
I think it's because it's played straight, so I can react to the situation, instead of witnessing other's reaction to it which sours it for me.
>>33223696Did you not read what I replied to? kek
>>33223697Let me guess, a mutilated cut dick.
>>33223674Do you like bbc?
>>33223688It's true. People have preferences, but no one has made me feel lesser for having small breats. Plus, they're gonna age a lot better.
>>33223703>watching British newsUmm, gross
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>>33223692*pisses on you*
>>33223701I thought you were referring to yourself (a white woman) as chilling in the cellar
>>33223707autocorrect, boyfriend *
exposed as a phone poster. the humiliation
>>33223683I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds enjoyable. Was it his idea?
>>33223709the chemical reaction for that attack is so fucking funny, nature is amazing
>>33223695you mean the peanes
>>33223709Why are you playing princess and the pea
I don’t understand
>>33223709*JD bathing in spit*
>>33223713Benzoquinone goes brrr
>>33223703anything but white
>>33223670>Women, would you date a bisexual conservative man?Maybe
>>33223717because I am a spoiled brat that finds something to bitch and moan about even if I am literally resting on nothing but sky high stacked comfort
https://youtu.be/BkFzSaAx4tI
Me and who
>>33223708Let me rephrase: have you had enjoyable relationships with men who have recent ancestors from sub-saharan Africa?
>>33223731The guy from Scrubs, obviously.
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>>33223728Will you bitch and moan about me?
>>33223724Would you consider a guy that's half latinx, and half ashkenazi Jewish to be white?
>>3322373724/7 for absolutely no reason at all
>>33223728The best kind of girl unironically
>>33223670Depends on the type of conservative.
>>33223715Lol good one
>>33222324Anyway it's 6pm and I've managed to avoid my housemates all day, they've been in the front room hanging out all day together like a bunch of normies, sounds like they have friends over too
I'm gonna run down the stairs and try to quickly leave but if the door to the front room is open I'll have to explain myself
Wish me luck lol
>>33223740Cute. You’ve got attitude.
>>33223739Anybody who says Latinx is white.
>>33223741ohnononononononono anon NO
>>33223750I haven't seen people use 'latinx' anywhere but in this thread, it's really weird.
>>33223747>>33223752damn someone‘s seething lol
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>>33223747>oh my heckin yikerinos this isn’t wholesome 100 yall
>>33223739no, unless he considers himself white
Being a NEET made me spend way too much time interacting with moids online and become a disgusting pervert. I hate myself
>>33223753nta
I think it's just one anon.
>>33223758How’s that working out for you
>>33223753It's the best way of getting under their skin.
"You're Latina, that means you're genetically inferior to me!"
>"You wish, sweetie.""You're Latina, that means I'd conquer your little brown pussy and fuck you raw!"
>"You wish, sweetie.""You're Latinx."
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>>33223758Being perverted is good.
>>33223753nta i've literally only seen it on tumblr and don't know a single latino who likes it
breast ultrasound tomorrow :(
>>33223761It’s almost as if as a white person someone hurt you but who hurt you my sweet summer child? Oof
>>33223766Would you rather me do it?
Hope it goes well.
>>33223760Bad? Masturbating all the time and developing sick fetishes is bad, I guess
>>33223763No
>>33223766Lump girl?
Hope it's nothing.
>>33223750it was invented by homo puerto ricans
>>33223766*doctor takes off mask, shakes head and sighs gravely*
"The results are in... you've got some tig ol bitties, bitch."
>>33223770It's not bad at all.
Become the sextoy you want to be.
>>33223498>Can and do are two very different things.implication being what?
>>33223751Women are supposed to know they are too good for their feet to be touching the ground
A woman is meant to be like a magical bird that lands on your arm if you are worthy and enriches you, but can fly away at any time
>>33223766Hope it goes okay, fingers crossed.
>>33223766good luck anon, had a cancer scare a few years ago and it was so so scary. everything was okay in the end, just a random lump. hoping the same for u
>>33223767my performative aristocratic fragility ofc
>>33223773nta
Doesn't change the fact that only woke white liberals use the term and no actual Hispanics use it.
>>33223744Update, shit, the friends just left so my housemates are def gonna see me if I go now lol
Why do they have to spend literally all day in the front room ffs
Just wanna go for a walk outside and eat something...
>>33223782Fragile things exist to be broken. <3
Your gender + Do you still go out to eat at restaurants in 2025?
>>33223778sounds like a recipe for disaster
>>33223783In my experience woke white liberals from America are performatively against "latinx" for the reason you described but it was objectively invented by hispanic people for hispanic people
>>33223779Kek did you make this with AI
>>33223774nta but when i got one the female doctor literally gave my titty a little slap and complimented them i was fucking shocked. like. wtf lmao
>>33223786M, very rarely.
Mostly because I'm alone.
No tipping culture here so that's not an issue.
>>33223786M
I can't afford it
>>33223772yeah..
>>33223774oh my god.. how long do i have
anyways picrel is a ultrasound of them taking a core sample like im a wheel of cheese
>>33223785k, break me then
>>33223786f, no
>>33223782Oh sweetie
Maybe… just maybe I’m loosing all faith in humanity and it’s called being a decent human being.
It’s almost as if you’re toxic
Do you think I could bang a woman 4 years older than my mother?
>>33223790You should have gotten her number.
Her NPI number. To report her.
>>33223786removed from photo: "customer copy"
>>33223790Did you nasturbate to that memory?
>>33223790Kek she was seething
>>33223796>almost as if you’re toxicthats - what I said
I've seen some porn videos where the man first cooms on woman's face and then sticks his dick in her pussy and releases the rest of his coom there. Is it normally possible for males or just some weird porn trick?
>>33223795I'll pick you up, fold you and throw you onto the bed.
>>33223806I can’t even…
Let’s unpack this
>>33223794>core sampleOuch...
You're braver than me, lol.
I'd be screaming and hollering if I had to get cored like that.
>>33223807He would need a pretty big load saved up.
>>33223809lets start, you first
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>>33223780>>33223779thank you luckily its just a benign lump, really scared me when i first went for it
unfortunately i think its grown. Im hoping theres something they can do to make it go away. They said its common for my age
>>33223811That's just how I deal with frahile little things.
>>33223786M
Yes I eat out alone. I went to a peruvian place a few days ago.
>>33223786M for a date last night
good morning atoga i am obsessed with a short man
>>33223817By posting on 4chan about it? Sad really. Embarrassing even
anyways who wants to see my milk ducts
>>33223826Your what now
Moo moo
>>33223821Whatever gets destroyed in the process, they tend to come out happier afterwards.
>>33223815Ok. My day was decent. I didn’t do anything except sleep all day. But that’s ok Sunday is a break day. I have to get up and do my work now so that I have less to do tomorrow though. Sucks to suck
>>33223822Yes but he's a celebrity so you're still shallow.
Someone tell me to stop being a pussy and just go downstairs and interact with my housemates if needed
>>33223762I hate that you're right.
>>33223773Puerto Ricans are retarded, but not that retarded. It was made up by stupid ass middle class white people in universities who think voter ID laws are racist because clearly black people can't afford an ID.
>>33223776>implication being what?Implications being women very seldom finish multiple times with men. You're lucky if you get one orgasm. So the notion that a women runs during sex and then has her post-nut clarity is wishful thinking.
>>33223786F
Occasionally, but I've learned to enjoy cooking at home.
>>33223828yeah honestly I could need some being humbled
>>33223827uncensored breast!
>>33223836Prehistoric cave painting of sneks.
>>33223835I always appreciate it when a girl knows what needs to be done.
>>33223836Damn you just throwing some modern art up on the wall like that?
>>33223832my bf is not a celebrity lol
>>33223712Yes
Should I offer to pay for my ticket in person or over text, now?
>>33223837lol
>>33223831mine was comfy too, I camped in the forest last night and today all I did was basically talk to AI
>>33223839thats where the milk comes from.. i think atleast
>>33223833anon stop being a pussy and just go downstairs and interact with my housemates if needed
How to get a boyfriend when you hate dating and friends to lovers never works out
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>>33223848>friends to lovers never works outSkill issue.
>>33223845> I camped in the forest last nightYou’re going feral on us. Stray woman
> today all I did was basically talk to AIOh that’s weird… doesn’t it get boring after a while?
>>33223849Read that as Sunlight Wamor
>>33223848idk, i met mine on a video game but we were gaming friends for 2 years before we met and were mutually attracted to each other
>>33223847Nice copy paste lol
OK fuck it I'm going now
Wish me luck xP
>>33223822Is he 5'6 or 5'4?
>>33223849I'm mixed. Please don't call me crossbreed.
>>33223849whats wrong with calling your daughter princess or beautiful?
when i become a mother my daughter better be a little princess
>>33223857he said he was 5'6 but i think he might be shorter lmao. he's taller than me at 5'1 though
>>33223845kek you really are seething, malding and coping.
Feamons, do you think these words are ok to use during sex?
>use
>abuse
>rape
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>>33223862Is he white or mixed?
>>33223864An individual woman is going to have her own opinion on that, there's no general rule
>>33223864i say use my pussy but don't have a fetish for the other things so no wouldn't be ok for me
>>33223864I use the word use quite often myself desu
>>33223854idk what that is
>>33223858silence crossbreed
>>33223861calling it rn, she will be a full blown tyrant, which would be fitting since most princesses were
>>33223864>useokay i guess, if she likes it
>abusenot good
>rapeabsolutely not
>>33223868I was of course asking for the individual opinions of the femanons.
>>33223871The pic you posted, brub.
Femanoobs, thoughts on
>thrill me
>chill me
>fulfill me
?
>>33223864I think they are but I might be pornsick
male anons do you like nipples or only the boob?
>>33223853>boring if you get bored talking to AI, that sounds like a skill issue to me
>>33223878I like your whole entire body.
>>33223856remember, they're more scared of you than you are of them
>>33223879Sounds lonely though. Do you use it to learn stuff or just to pass the time?
>>33223878Nipples are the best bit*
*if they are sensitive, otherwise the entire boob is wasted, no matter the size
I had the strangest vision of a red pool noodle that seemed to be magnetized to the sky and every time I grabbed it I could fly
>>33223878i reckon i would like both equally if ever i were in such a position to judge it
>>33223891I asked myself why I couldn’t fly, given that I felt I had a right to when I was stuck to the side of a skyscraper. No response
>>33223885>lonelywat
oh, nonono, I‘m not using it to larp as a character (well, I fed it the whole canon of masonic literature snd then told it to larp as a level 33 mason and then asked it about masonic worldview, if that counts), I‘m making it do weird shit
for example, I made it simulate a social experiment where subjects were divided into two groups at birth and then one group had the goal of fully validating their experiences/inflate their ego whilst the other group‘s goal was to give no validation/give no room for ego formation at all
both groups either committed suicide or fled
then I made a song about it
How can white moms make sure their sons don't turn out to be racists?
>>33223900Oh I see. That’s actually fairly interesting. I thought you were using it as a buddy to have conversations with lmao. I’m glad that’s not the case.
>>33223878Both are good, both are great. Both I can appreciate.
>>33223902ironically the only way to do that is to move to the whitest area possible and make sure that their only interaction with blacks is through media
>>33223887The vision of a what now?
hardcore
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>>33223900This is how a boring person tries to larp that they aren't boring.
>I'm pushing new boundaries, exploring the unexplored secrets of esoterica!Nah.
>>33223909It took me many places, showed me many lands, lives, and losses. Eventually it left me in a tree
>>33223902Mandatory sissy hypno BNWO lessons
>>33223880So mixed. He's probably 5'6 1/2
>>33223914I had to google what you meant.
>>33223902Presumably by not being a woke leftist that constantly makes excuses for retarded organizations like BLM destroying shit in the streets over muh racism. 90% of /pol/ types are just angry and want to spite their progressive liberal parents.
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I'm pushing new boundaries, exploring the unexplored secrets of esoterica!
Now women owe me sex
>>33223902Gross bait question but the real answer is to teach them empathy and how cultures and trauma work. Show them good examples of good people regardless of their race. Basically high level thought structures.
>>33223918What do you mean? This was a real thing that happened. It was a red pool noodle that felt like it was being pulled upwards and forwards and when I grabbed it it took me up with it.
>>33223923Yeah and I had no idea what a "red pool noodle" is. Are you being retarded on purpose now?
>>33223925Oh, no, sorry. When I have intense dreams like that I wake up depersonalized
>>33223926How smol are you?
>>33223921yeah, you can't shield children from societal brainwashing and media stereotypes. the best thing to do is talk it out, probably, with positive interaction with people of different cultures too. cultural appreciation and not putting some cultures on a pedestal over others. i have little faith this can be done effectively, though, in my experience dating white men they tend to be highly performative and people-pleasing to anyone they perceive as being higher on the social ladder than them. a white man is only anti-racist until his moid role model says something racist.
>>33223921if public education hasn't managed to stamp out racism by now then nothing will (nothing ever will). a parent's influence is negligible.
>>33223928Pedo-coded post.
>>33223911And what have you been doing with your dad anon? The point was to entertain myself and it worked like a charm.
>>33223920real
gender
who's your favorite composer?
not expecting a lot of answers on this one desu
>>33223931I don't think women were cute bigs to do that.
>>33223936
>>33223929Anti-racism is a stupid fucking tenet of CRT that only works within the framework of that libtarded bullshit where racism becomes a question of prejudice AND power. Rewriting terms like that is peak American arrogance and no one truly believes it, the conqueror’s culture will naturally favour the majority.
>>33223930Retarded
>>33223932Wrong
>>33223937omg i want that so bad
>>33223930this implies public education is good or even touches racism beyond learning watered down portrayals of slavery, colonization, or even the civil rights movement. i went to a top high school in the country - i didn't know who malcolm x was until i googled him after college. it wasn't that i had a subpar education, it's that schools don't teach this shit and barely touch history post-civil war even in the best districts.
>>33223935Yeah but I’m good at hiding the extent of it, I can function irl
>>33223932NTA but a woman in /Ask The Opposite Gender Anything/?! the horror!
>>33223944public education is of course terrible, but it does do its best to hammer into kids' heads the idea that racism is a very, very, very naughty thing indeed
>>33223883Lmao they're not spiders
Anyway I sat down and chatted to them and was honest, not ideal cause they're also pretty hard up this summer due to other expenses, so really I need to get another job soon as I can, but they weren't mad or anything like that
Haven't told them about the breakup either but they'll probably find out from my ex anyway
Starting from square 1 again... least I have the house to myself for a week while they're on vacay
>>33223878Both is good...
>>33223947It was just a stereotypical foid thing to say. "muh empathy"
>>33223936M
Stravinsky, probably. Or maybe Bartok. Or maybe Vaughan Williams. Been listening to this again lately https://youtu.be/ZR2JlDnT2l8
>>33223941>tfw no beetle scooter
>>33223936Shostakovich. Not for his music, I just like his name. It rolls right off your tongue. Sho-sta-ko-vich.
>that's now how you pronounce it!Uh, that's not how YOU pronounce it, loser.
>>33223936f, schubert, liszt or vivaldi
https://youtu.be/pbICS_tUBgk
>>33223949well, yeah, taking broad stereotypes that the news spoonfeeds you and applying it to everyone you meet is bad and indicative of low intelligence
>>33223951You can go suck Elon's cock, Mr. "Empathy is le bad".
>>33223946Do you have a diagnosed mental disorder?
>>33223952>no beetle scooterwhat even is the point in living anymore?
>>33223953Lol Shostakovich is a pretty fun name to say.
>>33223939no one cares, i don't even know what CRT is. i thought it was a tv. are you all 15 or something?
>>33223959Nah, slipped through the cracks, never been to a psychiatrist and can’t afford it
>>33223955>pattern recognition is a sign of low intelligenceyikerino
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>>33223834>Implications being women very seldom finish multiple times with men. You're lucky if you get one orgasm. So the notion that a women runs during sex and then has her post-nut clarity is wishful thinking.Seems like a skill issue.
Have you tried fingering yourself during penetration? I heard it helps.
what do you women think of a guy who seemingly is super reserved but only open to his bros? He doesn't bother flirting or anything but his friends would
>>33223966What you call pattern recognition, modern medicine calls "black and white thinking" which is both a sign of low intelligence and a symptom of severe mental illness! let me guess, anti-vax?
>>33223944Kek at this. They teach everyone else, they just purposely leave out Malcolm X for certain reasons. I watched the 3 hours biopic btw, it was pretty good.
>>33223936M. The Fiechter brothers, i'll say, even though they'll never have the glory of the hollywood guys or classics. They have made like 6,000 ambience tracks for every mood of fantasy music for reading or video games, getting in the mood for halloween, whatever else. They deserve some credit.
>>33223957Go to a third-world country and see how empathetic they are towards you.
guys of atoga, would you let me eat you out while you jerk off? i think i have a new fantasy ngl
>>33223973We basically got a cliffnotes on MLK, but I always thought it was so strange how we would spend multiple years studying the civil war and almost nothing on American history post 1950
>>33223961Bugs freak me the fuck out sometimes, but they're honestly so metal.
https://youtu.be/O2OWfu0WEqA
>>33223967Unlike you, I think the buunny doesn't like it however.
>>33223967im going to share life-defining experiences with you and patiently build intimacy and trust, becoming the tree upon which the treehouse of your life is built
and in the moment where you feel most safe, im going to make my move
>>33223978Hell yeah, dig in
>>33223971>a symptom of severe mental illnessit doesn't get more delusional than denying the influence of groups. that's downright psychotic.
>>33223979damn we got taught about malcom x and we're english
>>33223978... what? if esl, "eat you out" is reserve for pussy
>>33223936M
I have a hard time picking favourites but there are lots of lesser known and very accessible Baroque composers who should be more popular: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwobKWAc6k.
>>33223987she wants to poke your hairy mouse with her tongue
>>33223983someone on here said they let their girl eat them out for a whole movie and I think I want that to be me
>>33223978You wanna tongue my asshole....?
>>33223985mlk's was the racial harmony and gibs message , whereas malcolm x had more of a separatist / supremacist philosophy, so his presence was minimized
I am 21 and i really want a 18 yr old girl to sit next to me on the sofa and hug me and for me to hold her tight near my chest with ny arms wrapped around her
>>33223975This is such a stupid moid "gotcha" that doesn't even make sense. Imagine having such a meatball brain that when you get outsmarted your only response is
>ooga booga I'm not like the other moids they are so much worse than me!! pick me!!
>>33223993You sound like you'd prefer it if she was underaged.
>>33223995It's a form whataboutism.
Something egoistic people love to use.
>>33223995You're not being very empathetic and understanding right now. My feelings are really hurt :(
Alright time to work out.
>>33224000make daddy proud
I need to check the archive to see if I didn't post any cringe last night drunk...
But that will havr to wait until tomorrow. Too lazy for that rn.
>>33223999Using pussy as an insult is really insulting to women. Do better.
How do you properly memorize things it all feels like a haze and I already forgot so much
>>33224001SIRYESSIR OORAH
>>33224004Go back to r/eddit fag
>>33224006I just trust that if something is important enough to me, my brain will remember and fuck the rest.
>>33224001That reminds me I found out the other day some women make ASMR where they "want to make daddy proud".
Was kinda funny to listen to.
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>>33224006what kind of things are you referring to?
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>>33223936M, do you mean classical or contemporary?
>>33224016It didn't really turn me on, yeah.
Women desperately begging is hot, but the concept of "making daddy proud" seemed a bit funny.
>>33224017you need my permission to have a favorite composer?
>>33224020sorry, that was unnecessarily aggressive
i want to snuggle a boy and rest my head on his chest
I grew up white in a white family and was abused by my white family, could /pol/ explain why this is? I thought white people were supposed to all treat each other kindly on the basis of being white.
>>33224022https://youtu.be/NtXS5kFqasw
>>33224023Your funeral, my chest has a bear trap on it.
>>33224024This pasta looks a little moldy
>>33224024sir this is /po/
>>33224028Not a copy pasta, I'm serious.
>>33224030Lel anon I was there when you posted this before
>>33224031Indeed, and I've never gotten a good answer from /pol/ about it.
>>33224033Not all white people are decent human beings. Sue them, wait for the inevitable karma to catch up to them and or get your revenge and face the consequences
>>33224023>boyShotacons are just as weird as lolicons
What kind and how much attention do you need from your bf?
>>33224035>Not all white people are decent human beingsSo you mean to tell me that there's more to what makes someone a good/bad person than their race?
>>33224036Is it wrong to call men my age "boys"? They call me a girl. If im a "girl" then cant they be "boys"?
i mean theyre called "frat boys" not "frat men"
>>33224003It's OK, I post drunk cringe here every day
>>33224033it's a weird assumption to make that white people are nice to each other on the basis of their being white. i don't think anyone's ever made that claim. usually what you hear is that white people (certain of them, anyway) make pretty decent societies and that throwing that away in order to try to assimilate the unassimilable is a lousy idea that's had its time and has clearly failed.
>>33223998pick me! pick me!
Women are you bored of helicopter penis?
>>33224043>it's a weird assumption to make that white people are nice to each other on the basis of their being white. i don't think anyone's ever made that claim.I've come across several /pol/ types who make this claim.
>>33224039it's nice to be called a boy by a girl under any circumstance imo
>>33224048Incels and /pol/tards don't base their "logic" on reality.
>>33224024whiteness only exists due to a lack of culture. your ancestors have experienced generations of trauma and abuse to force assimilation and that is being passed down to you.
>>33224045ive never seen it
>>33224020ok, here is 1
https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=bLdEd5olrA-_X5Vk
>>33224048i can't speak for /pol/. it's all bots and feds there
>>33224051>whiteness only exists due to a lack of cultureWhat.
>>33224053i opened up the video, clicked play, and listened to it all the way through. i don't get it. is this some sort of prank?
>>33224061...and have sex with men
>>33224060>zoomers don't know what a rickroll isI feel old now
So the only reason we don't use /soctoga/ is because of IDs right?
>>33224066nta
I get irrationally pissed off when I see zoomers not recognizing something everyone my age can.
>>33224046noooooo
we dont have much other tricks
>>33224052why not
>>33224067red boards scare me
>>33224065No. I hate that I am attracted to women. They’re scum.
>>33224067I would prefer it.
But I am in the minority.
Women, do you have a favorite erotic movie?
>>33224066like tears in the rain
>>33224067IDs and it just feels pointless to me, and it's annoying to have to check two threads. I haven't been on there in forever, usually it's just dicks and horny guys
I have relationships with men and sex with men.
>>33224059whiteness is a modern invention, everyone in europe fucking hated each other, colonized and murdered each other, and had their own distinct cultures for thousands of years. it wasn't until the angloids of the USA realized they couldn't outvote the irish catholics, that "white" was even conceptualized, and it was literally only to stop them from unionizing and forming coalition with black people.
>>33224075Erotic in a sexy way or erotic in a comedic way?
>>33224067Some people probably don't like the freedom to post lewds.
>>33224067No. I just don't wanna go on /soc/. That board is gayer than /lgbt/
>>33224066yes we do lol, its a very popular meme with us. My college professors literally rickrolled us a few months ago. Some people are just clueless
>>33224073then date men. happy pride
>>33224000Enjoy your workout bro
>>33224011And discord mods are paying for it
>>33224083Shut the fuck up you disgusting spastic loser
>>33224082Whatever is erotic to you
>>33224084/lgbt/ is actually pretty straight because of all the "former" incels larping as lesbians
>>33224075Not sure what you mean by erotic movie. I don't watch much normie porn and most "erotic movies" I've heard about look cringe. I do like late 90s-early 2000s raunchy comedies if that counts.
>>33224080Oh you're a lefty, yeah I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about /pol/ types who spend all day seething about blacks and Jews.
>>33224067no, i have no interest in knowing who any of you are, not revealing my own identity. i post here because i enjoy the anonymity and freedom to express myself i do not get elsewhere.
>>33224086Kill yourself whore
Women do you like the male perineum?
>>33224080>whiteness was inventedoh yeah?? show me the patent. i'll wait
>>33224085Glad to know the meme is still alive lol
I still remember rickrolling people on IRC and BBS boards back in the day, good times
>>33224049not necessarily desu
>>33224094me dying won't turn you straight
>>33224071Too much penis?
>>33224095That's the taint? Ehhh, nah.
>>33224096damn. checkmate, lefthiests
>>33224099Pathetic. Must defend womanhood, dainty little perfect angels right? You could be so much to many people but instead your kind chooses to be degenerate animals who only care about yourselves
>>33224093So the answer to the question is yes then, dipshit
>>33224098what would you prefer to be called there? 'mister'? 'chap'?
>>33224103your pathetic attempts to hurt my feelings won't soothe your feelings of rejection
>>33224100no, the expectation to post images of myself
here i can hide behind the "its a blueboard" excuse but on a redboard they just beg and beg for more images and i have body dysmorphia so i hate taking unlimited pictures and get foldered
sometimes i just want to post my cat pictures and occasionally post myself on my own merit
>>33224107No, I know I can’t hurt your feelings, because you don’t have any to hurt. You have your cadre of men who’ll die for you by virtue of your cunt.
>>33224044No pick me here. I don't have empathy for idiots. Go get raped, I don't care.
>>33224067I don't like looking at dicks
>>33224103nta
So what caused you to hate women? Shitty mother/sister? Bullied by women? Fell in love with a girl who just wanted to be friends?
>>33224110then why post into the void?
but also most of the penis on soc isnt not amazing. I mean theres a couple really nice penises but mostly its just old guys who havent been told their weird lumpy stumpy dick in a pitch black room isnt attractive
t. that 20f anon that got sent a lot of dick pics so i know what im talking about
>>33224092Which is your favorite raunchy movie?
>>33224116nta this unironically sells the board to me. i want to be the one to tell them
>>33224118I like the American Pie movies and Van Wilder.
>>33224113> Shitty mother/sister? Bullied by women?These two. I’ve never had trouble romantically with women.
>>33224114Because the world is unfair. Why respond? You don’t care. Why would you? You can only benefit from the merit of being born.
>>33224116Guys have gotta learn the power of the bulge pic. Its power to stimulate their imagination is not to be underestimated.
>>33224075no, couldn't even name one. i have never enjoyed porn and always felt that regular movies were very shallow and silly portrayals of romance. women in general are written in such a braindead way too.
>>33224121Ah okay. What are your thoughts on women who hate men because they had a shitty father/brother and were bullied by men?
>>33224124Not that you'd know, small fry
>>33224121if i don't care then why would i respond?
if you don't care then why would you keep attempting to bait responses? i know you are trying to get a rise out of me but the regurgitated stereotypes of some random moid on 4chan aren't offensive to me because i never valued your opinions of women to begin with
>>33224116Not a sexhaver, do normies actually bang in pitch black rooms? How do you know what to do...
>>33224126What about it? It’s unfortunate they had to deal with shitty people but it has nothing to do with my hatred of women, she’s still going to become like all women do, self centred, self entitled, nothing is ever enough. No woman alive will ever love you for being yourself.
>>33224133nta but you don't think that maybe those two things could be related
>>33224133>No woman alive will ever love you for being yourself.So if another woman said "No man alive will ever love you for being yourself" and came to that conclusion due to her negative experiences with men, would that upset you?
>>33224116soc is nothing but pics of penises
Even most of the "girls" have penises
>>33224132nta and i never bang in a dark room but, you can't actually see what's going on down there super well anyway, you kinda have to get a feel for it so the lights being on isn't important. plus many normies have severe self esteem issues and would rather fuck without the other person seeing their body.
>>33224105Thanks man, nothing like some good street pussy to take your mind off things
>>33224139No, why would it? She’s only upset because she feels personally attacked by the world if men aren’t falling at her feet, however it gets translated from her brain to her lips doesn’t really matter, that’s the nature of women.
>>33224145>She’s only upset because she feels personally attacked by the world if men aren’t falling at her feetAnd there it is. Knew you were leading to "men are perfect pure angels who never hurt women" bullshit. Nice double standards hypocrite.
>>33224131>>33224136Yeah I get it, I’m supposed to just get over it, I don’t get the parade of people trying to help because I don’t have a cunt.
>>33224090I really liked the American Pie movies. Just really goofy and great, though questionable, soundtracks.
But on the more serious and lesbian side, I really like Carol and Blue is the Warmest Color.
>>33224147Never said that. Men are more at fault than women are for the way things are because men are degenerate animals who lost their sense of pride and don’t teach women that same pride. It’s what creates the empty women who devour everything and the pathetic simps who either hate women or “love” them. But of course you wouldn’t get that. Why would you? That system benefits you on paper, you get to take your miles from the inches.
>>33224153I could tell you my sob story of how male family members abused me and how male classmates in school abused me, but I know you'd find a way to dismiss my trauma. But regardless, you're wrong.
Women I can't find the post but a femanon spoke about women living vicariously through their man, basking in his confidence or something.
Is that something women really feel?
>>33224156Can't say I've ever done that.
Women there was a buy one get one free special for toasted sandwiches so I had one for breakfast and one for dinner.
You owe me sex now
>>33224155Yeah? I could tell you how I was molested by my sister and when I told my mom she told me to shut up. I could tell you how the Stacey came up to me and said “do you want to fuck me?” While having everyone laugh at me.
I could also tell you the story about my little sister being made a bitch by some gangbanger at a party when she was 15. You don’t get it, do you? You want to minimize my feelings because you’re a woman who wants to have your cake and eat it too. Only your lived experiences matter, right? Fuck me for feeling like shit and venting.
>>33224143>many normies have severe self esteem issues and would rather fuck without the other person seeing their bodyNot that I'll ever have sex anyway but this is reassuring desu
>>33224156That sounds like a mental illness
>>33224149You like Blue is the Warmest Color? Seems more like a porno than a lesbian movie
>>33224139NTA but maybe you can see the vast difference between this stuff. If that guy had 1/1000th of the positive experiences with women that women have with men, he wouldn't be a misogynist, he'd be posting about how women are goddesses. If he had good relationships with 1000 women and only a few of them hated and insulted him, he'd say "Damn, I've died and gone to paradise!"
>>33224160bro making your own toastie is the easiest thing in the world
>>33224161>You want to minimize my feelings because you’re a woman who wants to have your cake and eat it too. Only your lived experiences matter, right? Fuck me for feeling like shit and venting.Holy projection Batman. My point is that there are plenty of men and women who've experienced trauma and it's retarded to hate every member of the opposite sex because of your trauma.
>>33224165>My only understanding of how women live is MRA/MGTOW memes
>>33224166Definitely, but I was at the bakery to buy some bread anyway so I made an executive decision
>>33224165this is so completely disconnected from reality I have to assume you're either underaged or else you haven't interacted with society in years
>>33224161lmao you're such a silly idiot.
>>33224172Clearly I don’t fucking hate every woman. Read between the lines you dumb cunt.
>>33224148You are making a pretty big assumption.
>>33224176Clearly you do if you're getting this upset about it on 4chan.
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>>33224161>"Fuck me for feeling like shit and venting.">look at the venting>"I hate women. Kill yourself whore"
>>33224174I think there is a slight disconnect here between where the guys and girls live.
When you say "go outside" you mean where, Delhi? I live in an upper class safe neighborhood in the US, people treat women like they walk on water. I open up Reddit, same thing. I open up the mainstream news like Vox or Atlantic or New Yorker, same thing. I hang out with women, same thing.
Meanwhile where do I see horrible nasty misogyny? On fucking 4chan, an internet website with 50 users. I'm sorry, but some of you are clowns. THIS is the place that's detached from reality, the misogyny here is what I don't see reflected in real life.
women why dont you like looking at dicks?
>>33224185NTA
> in the US, people treat women like they walk on water.Once again
>My only understanding of how women live is MRA/MGTOW memes>>33224188I love looking at dicks, what're you talking about?
Women would you rather date a man who lives with mom or lives with his wife?
>>33224185I live in the UK and people do not treat women like they walk on water here. They treat women like they want to fuck them
>>33224166Nta but I just bought a meal deal while out to avoid having to interact with my roommates at home more than necessary
>>33224191I refuse to be the "other woman" in a relationship, so the former.
>>33224192>OIII LUV, SHOW US YER TITS YA SLAGG
>>33224185I lived in a safe US neighborhood when a moid tried to murder me and then the cops blamed me for "allowing" him to drink, and my mom had the same exact reaction as you. Actually, I had the same reaction as you too I used to be very man hating and used to parrot shit like "kill all men" on secret forums. Glad I grew out of that shit, hope you do too because keeping hate in your heart like this is a path of self destruction and continuing cycles of abuse. You will never be happy until you can let it go.
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>>33224195>grim situationSums up my life pretty well bro
>>33224199Weaponizing kindness like this is so sickening.
>>33224176Sounds like you hang out with angry traumatized feminist types and internalize what they say about men to apply to yourself so you come to troll this thread to cope when in reality you should just either stop taking it so personally or make friends who actually like you, lmao
>>33224190>I love looking at dicks, what're you talking about?Oh my bad, i thought you guys hated dicks
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You know what makes me really uncomfortable?
Women probably think I’m creepy and weird and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it. I try to respect people’s boundaries and to not get into awkward situations don’t get me wrong. But I’ve been rejected so many times that just logically there has to be something wrong with me. I don’t think it’s because of my hygiene. I’m also pretty average looking. Maybe I’m creepy and that’s the problem.
I think I’m getting to the point where it’s probably time to give up on women
>>33224204> angry traumatized feminist typesYou mean my family? Very cool yes how dare I speak against the Holy Foid, won’t happen again.
>>33224202How exactly is this "weaponized", anon? Are you sure you aren't just recoiling at authentic sympathy because you are mentally ill from trauma?
>>33224205Well, women don't like unsolicited dick pics, that's true. And I'm pretty sure I'm weird in that I like to look up random pictures of dicks. But I don't hate dicks.
>>33224209You didn’t show sympathy to me, you showed it to the other anon who was actually showing sympathy to me because you’re a woman and the way that anon explained it was palatable to your delicate sensibilities.
>>33224207Who are you usually getting rejected by? Tinder seioes, random women, classmates? Friends? I'm actually a big proponent of giving up but I'm just curious
>>33224207Just keep trying bro and working on yourself, it only takes 1 lass
Where are you meeting these people
>>33224212Okay enjoy your pity party then
>>33224212Dude you're making a mountain out of a molehill here
>>33224221He's enjoying the drama, just let him
>>33224213Classmates mainly.
>>33224221>>33224224Yeah my bad, women are very cool and nothing wrong with them at all.
>>33224229Are you getting to know them at all first? College classmates or?
>>33224195Lol I was just sitting in the field and some dog started barking at me and I had to leave
>>33224230NTA
>I hate women because of the shitty women in my life>Damn dude, that sucks. It's not healthy to hate all women because of your trauma though>Shut up foid! I'm not gonna bow down to you!
>>33224230I mean you can't generalise everyone lol
>>33224236You are retarded. They never said that sucks, they said it was my fault. Why would they ever say it sucks? The system benefits them to an extreme degree. Keep simping.
>>33224230No one said that except for you, buddy.
>>33224199I mean I believe you of course, I read stories like this and I never doubt them. And I'm sorry so many of the girls here have been abused. I've read some of you post about it dozens of times. There are plenty of serial killers and rapists in the world, I don't doubt that.
I guess men and women are always going to have different experiences. Women have 9532 positive interactions, ruined by 1 serial killer, and men have 9523 negative interactions, hopefully ruined one day by one woman that likes him. Misogyny and misandry are just different.
>>33224243Show me where they said it was your fault. Because I haven't seen that at all.
All the men I know in my life work to support a woman who does very little. My brother supports his NEET girlfriend, and she doesn't even cook or clean for him. Is this normal now? Other men can I get your guys input on this?
>>33224249Pussy is worth it's weight in gold now
>>33224245I'm not sure how you read about my experience with 2 men and decided I had an experience with 1 bad man? I have had far more bad experiences with men than good ones, almost any traumatized woman will tell you that. Hell you can look up studies showing that trauma victims are even more likely to be targeted by abusers and be re-traumatized.
>>33224248I don’t care enough. Sure, I’m just a raging misogynist incel or whatever.
>>33224249It was normal for 10,000 years, although with kids involved. People are just playing that out without kids, now. But in my circles, it's not normal. Women almost always want to work, even if it's a job that doesn't really pay much. The guy almost always earns more, but the girl is rarely just NEETing it up unless she's doing the traditional stay-at-home-mom thing.
>>33224165>>33224245Can you describe the positive interactions with men that you think women are having?
>>33224245NTA
>Sorry you had a bad situation, but you need to understand that you're a privileged woman and still have it better than men on the account of being a womanI find it hilarious that MRAs hate feminists when they engage in the same bullshit "muh privilege" argument that feminists do, but with the sexes swapped.
>>33224255>No one ever said that, I just want to seetheThanks for being honest at least.
>>33224255No, you are just severely mentally i'll and suffering from all or nothing cognitive distortions.
>>33224249I know several guys who earn less than their gfs/wives or are just straight up unemployed lol
>>33224165Lel you would not last a week as a woman
>>33224265NTA but this is literally proven by reading any mtf's experience on the matter lmao
>>33224264How many unemployed men really have girlfriends? I feel like you'd have to be a tall dark triad drug dealer to pull that off.
>>33224267And mtfs dont even pass so they aren't getting the full experience of being surrounded by rapey, violent dysgenics while being weaker than all of them
>>33224267NTA
>The experiences of trannies is totally the same as the experiences of biological womenHoly fuck you're retarded
>>33224249Yes it's normal no you are not different or unique for not doing it.
>>33224268>How many unemployed men really have girlfriends?You'd be surprised...
Tho tbf several of who I'm thinking of are drug dealers lol
>>33224262>>33224261Thst anon probably has BPD.
>>33224271Let me explain this slowly because you are clearly very stupid: Men treat people different when they THINK they are women, regardless of their actual biological sex, pronouns, self-identity, etc. I know you are probably a "I cAn AlWaYs tELL" genius but moids are fucking stupid and get shocked to the point of violence when they take a drag queen home and find a dick under the dress
>>33224260Uh, everything outside of 4chan, pretty much. Men spend a lot of time trying to make women comfortable, talk to women positively and politely and include them in things, make them laugh, compliment them, start conversations, cheer them up if they're sad, help them with things if they look like they need help. Talk to them like they're friends, like they like them, go out of their way to act like they're in a good mood and friendly. Agree with their ideas and try to change themselves to suit women's tastes and opinions, change their beliefs to match women, go to protests to support women's rights and their other political causes. Date and marry women and try to take care of them and be good boyfriends and husbands, go to the gym to look good for them, work hard at work to get a good job to impress and support them. Spend time learning how to talk to women the way they want and not make them uncomfortable. Vote for candidates that women like to hope that it'll make life better for women.
Seriously, the idea that men talk to women like "cover your ankles, whore! roastie!", that is 4chan not real life. It's comically absurd to act like this is reality, it's an inversion of the truth. Andrew Tate is some guy I have never met in my life and never will, who lives 5000 miles away from me. And yet that's supposedly the benchmark for how men treat women, according to the terminally online and insane.
>>33224270watch any video of vladncl catfishing and see how much moids change up their behavior the second they realize he isn't a little uwu egirl
Why do women even care that we hate them? You want most of us dead anyway
>>33224265Why do FtMs have much higher rates of detransing than MtFs?
>>33224249This is not normal in my experience, no. Remember that people usually surround themselves with similar people.
>>33224188>women why dont you like looking at dicks?Reminds me too much of my childhood.
>>33224191>Women would you rather date a man who lives with mom or lives with his wife?Wife, so I can steal the wife.
>>33224268>How many unemployed men really have girlfriends?I suspect the ones who aren't drug dealers are extraverted narcissists, who are capable of communicating their grandiose self-image, making themselves higher status than they objectively are.
>>33224286This is false information. That experiment was several years prior and she only killed herself after being diagnosed with a terminal illness.
>>33224285protip, attacking strawmen with your question isn't a great way to get an answer
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Women post stuff like this on their TLs then go and have premarital sex for the millionth time. If only men didn't keep pressuring them into it.
>>33224268I had a few opportunities to do it and I would say I'm the diametric opposite of those things.
>>33224290I could see myself being called an extravert but I wouldn't call myself a narcissist. I didn't make myself higher status or something, I was just honest that I'd recently graduated and had spent a year fucking around travelling and otherwise doing fuck all but was looking for my first job. Eventually I got a job offer and that definitely helped but I still don't actually have the job yet.
>>33224285Most women don't hate you, they just want to feel safe around men. I say most because I hate you.
>>33224286NTA but I dont think this proves much (Even though it's funny).
MtF is almost always a biological disorder.
FtM is often a social contagion problem, those girls shouldn't be transitioning to begin with. It's not entirely that life as a man is hard but just that they aren't really trans and they're making a mistake.
>>33224268nta my sister dated a fat ugly dude and supported him for months until my mother kicked him out. he then became homeless. i have no idea why she dated him i assumed she was fucking desperate for male attention
>>33224296>Women who don't want to have sex until marriage and women who engage in casual sex are both the same person
Women, how well can you estimate penis size?
>>33224296>this moid cannot comprehend marriage and love outside of conservative religious context, which is more akin to slavery
>>33224303>>33224307Just ignore the lil' retard.
>>33224292>strawmenWe're not blind or deaf. No one's going to fall for this anymore
>>33224298>I say most because I hate you.And what makes you different from most? I suspect those other women are just too socialized to admit it
>>33224306big dick energy is real. i can't always tell if a man will be small, but i can tell if he will be big. and yes, i have a large sample size because im an evil slut
>>33224285Women only hate if you if you aren't attractive or if aren't willing to be their slave. The sheer seethe that random men get just for being NEETs or buying sex dolls or AI girlfriends is pretty funny.
>>33224313>i can tell if he will be bigHow?
>>33224297>I didn't make myself higher status or something, I was just honest that I'd recently graduated and had spent a year fucking around travellingSomeone who is on a solid route to future success is obviously a different case. I was more talking about long-term unemployed types without a good perspective. Unsuccessful musicians, aspiring writers, actors, etc. - bohemian types rather than people who are very reasonably likely to join the bourgeoisie in the near future.
>>33224313Man I have a big dick but I don't have BDE. How do I get it
i think the few trannies that transition when theyre kids could be considered actual women with unfortunate male biology, unlike the ones that have a midlife crisis and cell themselves a lesbian on leddit
>>33224314none of us are seething about that. cope
https://youtu.be/9KZek-zgZ0Y?si=JCLqwPBCbV7vD7E4
The first dance
>>33224313How big is big?
>>33224306Without seeing it? Not very well. There is actually no scientific correlation between penis size and the size of any other body part. There are certainly guys with "small dick energy" but again, penile insecurity is actually present in nearly all sizes surveyed.
Actually seeing it? Very well. I have incredible spacial awareness and am well-versed in the tricks people use to make them look bigger on camera.
>>33224314>Women only hate if you if you aren't attractive or if aren't willing to be their slaveThat's most of us zoomer men. Well, maybe that's overly optimistic
>>33224313Can confirm as man with bde
IT IS INSANE THAT THREE DOUBLE AUTOTURRETS AND TWO MINIGUN TURRETS AND A BARBED FIRE FENCE CNANOTT KILL TWNETY FUCKING HOBO BARBARIAN FUCKS WITH CLUBS AND BOWS
>>33224307Nta
But that does that mean dating to marry still means sleeping with a guy on the first date to women?
>>33224328>romans vs germanic hordes
>>33224313What are the tells?
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BDE doesnt necessarily mean you have a big dick
primae noctis belongs to a girl's father, or brother if her father is not available.
>>33224328This was basically the premise for The City of God
>>33224325>have incredible spacial awareness and am well-versed in the tricks people use to make them look bigger on camera.Why do you?
>>33224325Were you a porn performer at some point? Or OnlyFans star?
>>33224312>And what makes you different from most?I'm built for this. Literally built different. My mom nursed me on Hate-orade. When I pleasure myself, they call it masturhate-ing. I don't take the high roads, I take the elevhater. Ice in my veins like a refrigerhater.
>>33224307Seculartards have no basis for why marriage as an institution should even exist outside of transactional reasons, which is far more akin to slavery. Most religions view marriage as a sacred covenant before God between two people who love each other and have come together to be fruitful and multiply, it is a covenant not meant to be broken as you have taken religious vows. Whereas you get married for tax reasons so please shut the fuck up.
>>33224343Didn’t laugh but only commenting so you don’t think you’re universally funny
>>33224321Do I need to pull out the twitter screenshots?
Just wanted to say that I hate short women
>>33224347Hey tax reasons are avery valid reason to marry.
>>33224351Yeah short women are the worst.
>>33224351>>33224354wow rude, what did we ever do to you? *bites your shins*
>>33224351Hate is an extreme word.
I personally just find them unattractive
>>33224337>Why do you?For the special awareness, it's the black genes. For the porn tricks, autism.
>>33224341No, I can just visually tell when there are inconsistencies. For example, there was a picture Damion Dayski took of his penis next to a bottle of orange juice but the bottle was actually well past his groin, angled in a certain way, and was a couple of inches away.
It's pretty pathetic the lengths that some of them go to to seem bigger than they actually are when they're already in the top percentile globally.
>>33224348I may never recover
>>33224282Is this something you do for women? The only things I've had from that list are
>start [positive] conversations (on dating apps when they want pussy, and sometimes professionally if cooperation at work/school counts)>Date women (I had to end things because he became abusive)I've seen 4 more of those things happen because my best friend is a very attractive and busty blonde but the majority of women's lives are not like that, and even her experiences with men have been mainly negative.
>that is 4chan not real lifeYou don't think women get called whores in real life? I've gotten way more insults and threats than compliments from men both online and in real life.
"Women" under 5'6" don't deserve to breed
>>33224361You merely adopted the hater. I was born into it, moulded by it.
>>33224363Women under 5'6 deserve to be bred and eat bread
>>33224351That's okay, I'll take yours.
>>33224358I felt like replying something lewd and horny now, but I can't come up with anything funny enough.
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i love posting cute animals
>>33224372Yep. Only good thing to see when hornyslop is rampant
>>33224372I've only just recently come to realize how cute bunnies are.
>>33224355Ew disgusting creature *Punt kicks you across a football field like the little flesh ball you are*
>>33224372Why so many bunnies and cats though? You've gotta branch out more!
>>33224372Yeah.
>>33224375Only recently??
>>33224355>>33224376*catches her and princess caries the cute little goblin into the woods*
>>33224380Yes. Better late then never.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlp1e_ZBuoo
>>33224382Stay in the woods you disgusting goblin abominations or the human realm (over 6 feet) will kill you all.
>>33224358>picture Damion Dayski took of his penisTbf, his whole business revolves around the big cock shtick. You would probably do those things too if you were a similar male actor.
>>33224388I am probably taller than you. lol
>>33224383They call her Thumpelina xD
>>33224385Now we're getting somewhere. Maybe get some gifs and webms, too.
>>33224393Annoyed that nobody replied to your crap, huh?
>>33224377Goats are actually fucking monsters
>>33224389Maybe, but I can make a living without taking my clothes off, which I assume most people in porn couldn't.
https://youtu.be/1aQ5d5Ybh_U?si=EiYCpFdwF9dsYkrE
>>33224347you can argue it serves as a legal shorthand to grant someone power of attorney. Let them access your bank account, your medical records, sign contracts in your name, and etc without you needing to be there. Marriage from a legal standpoint is essentially two people forming a corporation to be considered one legal person, civilly.
Alright, I'm going to shower and brush my teeth.
Don't do anything stupid while I'm in the bathroom and don't peek to get a look at my dick.
Single women, is there a place where you are atleast once a month and wouldnt be mad or annoyed when somebody approached you there?
>>33224404>don't peek to get a look at my dick.
>>33224408That goes for men too! >:(
>>33224328Eh. It really depends on the layout.
Five points of defense versus twenty mobile attackers isn't ideal and there's likely blind spots and obstructions even with 360° aiming.
A 20 man team with a covered approach could easily sacrifice most of their team to get close and take out the base once behind the lines.
Yub nub, bitch.
Now, one direction down a narrow canyon or hallway, that'd be pretty bullshit insane, yeah.
I saw that some bitch got $100k for letting a guy breastfeed from her on a yt vid the other day. Prostitution, in a very legit way, but also $100k. That's a lot of money.
>>33224407How should one approach you there?
The Jews used their mind tricks to get me to break nofap, but at least I gooned to an Aryan princess like Hunter Schafer
I tore the woman without a face from God’s bosom and cast her down into Acheron’s prison for years. I ate my own eyes to let her escape.
>>33224404>>33224408>don't peek to get a look at my dick.Reminds me of the first girl I kissed.
>>33224420well i'm a bit retarded, so i like people to be completely honest. if you are talking to be because you think i'm attractive then say i'm pretty then offer to buy me ice cream or something.
>>33224420You heard her, anon. Beach.
>>33224425this is literally what started the witch hunt era
>>33224425>In seventh grade, Schafer came out to her parents as a gay boy; however, she started experiencing gender dysphoria in eighth grade. In ninth grade, she came out as a transgender girl and began transitioning after being diagnosed with dysphoria.You jerked off to a tranny.
i really don't get why so many women bother with make-up.
i visit a public pool regularly and most of the women there are genuinely beautiful, and obviously none of them are wearing make-up. the rate of beautiful women is not worse than in public where most women are wearing make-up.
>>33224420That's actually a good question. I've never done this morning seen it done well irl.
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>>33224432Because moids are lying whenever they claim to not like make-up and say women shouldn't wear make-up.
>>33224435men like makeup but they dont know it
>>33224419How much would you have to hate men to turn that down?
>>33224432Quality meat is delicious and tender without seasoning. But seasoning and sides can make good into extraordinary.
>>33224435It's because moids only notice make-up when it's done badly. It's the same with plastic surgery. However, no - or subtle - make-up can be attractive also.
Man fuck that puto, Donald Trump and fuck our government and all these bitch ass billionaires, nigga. I finna go out here and protest that shit and make a difference bruh. Only until Sunday night though, I got work Monday and I got to get my grocery shopping at Walmart done. Anyways, is anybody else still waiting for their tax refund to hit or just me? I'm thinking imma get a new Iphone.
women are you willing to scratch/trace my balls over my underwear with your nails?
>>33224437It's more how much would I have to eat the humiliation and +10 permanent psych dmg hit of doing it. I guess I could just pay shit off and rope after.
>>33224437>>33224419Reminds me of a small time comedian that got offered $2k for a feet vid, turned it down, then covid hit and her gigs disappeared and two weeks after he offered, she broke down and replied.
He didn't respond back.
>>33224435it's not like i don't like make-up, but i feel like most women are roughly as beautiful without it.
when i'm swimming, i don't feel like all girls are suddenly ugly.
Women: is a 5'7" guy too short for you?
>>33224442NTA
I love watching women put on really elaborate makeup and am always amazed at how much thought goes into it with layering and stuff.
It can be an art form.
>>33224434Yeah, because I fell in love with the Angel born in hell after that.
These bitch ass white folx need to learn no human is illegal fr.
>>33224449It's kind of pathetic what people end up resorting to when they're down on everything, but it is what it is.
Is he having a meltdown again?
>>33224425>The Jews used their mind tricks to get me to break nofap, but at least I gooned to an Aryan princess like Hunter SchaferThis is quite possibly the most based and hottest post I have ever read on this site.
>>33224426>I tore the woman without a face from God’s bosom and cast her down into Acheron’s prison for years. I ate my own eyes to let her escapeI have seen the Magna Carta. I have seen the eye of horror. I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type one civilization.
>>33224454oh no, you are cooked
>>33224456I cut them short today
>>33224461Eye of Horus, my bad. I went blind years ago, but this shit ain't nothing to me because I don't need to see the price tag anyways.
>>33224466The Eye of Horus watches over you. As justice reigns from above, you will suffer as I have.
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>>33224463>this nigga gonna goon to fingernails
>>33224465I'm ngl. Bi and gay men make me sick (non-derogatory) but there's something inherently hot about men fucking passing trans women.
>>33224428How about complimenting your bikini?
How far would you want me to go?
>>33224471Yes, I am the resident hand fetish guy.
>>33224473Based. I like the way you think.
I'm in a relationship for a couple years now and she's perfect in every way. But I am struggling to feel sexually attracted to her as much as I'd like to. She has a lot of masculine features about her that kind of takes me out of it a bit when we're being intimate. We don't live together and are only in bed once every couple months, so I've been able to ignore it for a while thinking I'd get over it in time. But we've just had a getaway last week and have had a few days of continuous sexual engagement which has really brought this issue to the forefront for me. It'd be a shame to let go of a relationship that's perfect in every other way, but I'm not really sure if this will sustain.
>>33224452no, it's nearly too tall
>>33224445That's half the reason why I have these long acrylics in the first place.
Go to the gay board. It includes the B just for the greedy and indecisive types
>>33224443having a larp today, are we?
>>33224459I think it's pretty hard to rationalize not taking money for a g-rated feet video when you're without income.
But I understand it. The best artwork I've ever done will be seen on the internet because it's a gorgeous drawing of my niece's first communion.
And I don't want it in the wrong hands.
>super cute girl newhire at my favourite local pizza joint
>can't ask her out because if I do and she says no then I can never go back
pain
>>33224434why is it so babygirl?
>>33224489>if I do and she says no then I can never go backWhy?
Not like anything happens.
>>33224489Sure you can. Tell her that God deemed that you own this space for the Lord. Then you start speaking in Portuguese.
Eu sento e me amarro, phodi
>>33222471I don't see a problem as long as you're not doing that shit in an area where children may be. If you are, you're a legitimate subhuman
>>33224363sick! free sterilization??
>>33224459NTA, but I'd rather safely make weird anonymous porn than possibly die on the streets.
>>33224494Empty parking lots only, if not in a locked room. But I guess it's possible anybody could sneak up to the window of my car at 6AM and see me.
I just want a race traitor girlfriend who cucks me with BBC and jerks me off to white extinction, is that too much to ask for?
>>33224501Date a liberal.
>>33224501Yes, yes it is. You’re fucked in the head.
>>33224362I try here too when I'm in a better mood. I admit I talk to people in real life with perfect lives and then sometimes assume you all have lived those lives. Hopefully some of the niceposting here, like last night or whenever, makes some of the femanons smile.
Do you like girls who look like this?
>>33222674Even better when you go to pee later and it still feels like playing with fire.
>>33224501Yes, goon your little white dicklet to the thought of "your" girlfriend taking a real man's superior black dick and seed.
Jesus, I almost threw up typing that. Raceplay is gross. Fuck who you want, but please stop with the racial fetishization.
Why do women love men with big penises more?
Rate my day
I slept past 2pm today, immediately went to the couch where I put on some Youtube videos on the TV.
I jerked off 4 or 5 times and in total ate some corn with a bit of yoghurt mayo, a chocolate muffin and about half a kilo of mango yoghurt.
>>33224501Date any Gen Z White woman
>>33224501you are already married to that woman, she's called "society"
>>33224512I don't, I prefer smaller penises.
>>33224507If they take it up the ass.
I literally look so good and I think I'm really funny. Why can't I ever find a gf >~<
>>33224507No, Lily is a bitch
>>33224507People wanting to fuck that plushie is the only reason any of us have seen it.
>>33224501I lost my first gf because I told her about my cuck fetish.
Never again.
>>33224512I don't. It just so happens that the men I've gotten along with best in my life turned out to have huge cocks.
>>33224513Sounds like a very comfy and fun sunday, a lot more enjoyable than mine
>>33224512I prefer average and physically can not take big dicks.
>>33224512i still don't think this matters much
if it did there would be thousands of studies about how much it downgrades/boosts your life, like height and beauty
>>33224525I have a big penis but women don't want to be my girlfriend
>>33224507Assuming she's nerdy that's my exact type yeah
>>33224507Ashamed to admit it, but yes.
>>33222194 (OP)My aunt is having a mental breakdown right now and I'm alone with her in the house.
Women what do you like more, men or penises?
>>33224520I don't even know who is she
Women, would you be mad if your bf bent you over daily and bred you?
>>33224536Cock > women that I don't have sex with > men that I don't have sex with > pussy
>>33224537nta, lilypichu is literally the inspiration for that meme
Women, what is your favourite topic so I can come up with a very realistic fake story about it involving me doing something shocking like r*pe for your entertainment?
>>33224526I am quite hung over, so I was constantly fighting falling asleep.
Unless you are qt; What happened?
>>33224536Men are just people, I'm neutral about them.
Plastic penises I like a lot because they give me orgasms.
>>33224540I am not mentally prepared for being finished inside of daily.
Alright, how do I do a FFM?
What strains of weed are the best for gooning? Indica, sativa, or hybrid?
>>33224488Well, I meant it more in regards to the $100k, but even feet pics is kind of demeaning despite its innocence otherwise. Maybe I'm just having a bitchfit over it, I don't know
>>33224549Pay two hookers.
>>33224550Probably satvia as that's more of an "upper", but satvia tends to induce paranoia, so watch out.
>>33224542NTA, I still don't know who that is.
>>33224542She looks ugly in that pic
>>33224491she'll probably report me to her manager for harassment and have me banned. Even if not, it would still be too humiliating to pretend she didn't deem me worthy of her company.
>>33224549Felivaru Fisheries Maldives? That's adventurous. Maybe the Indian anons might know more.
>>33224552No I want to seduce two normal women
>>33224543Make it about horses, but minus the rape.
>>33224558So it's all just in your head, as expected.
>>33224536>Women what do you like more, men or penises?Penis. Men will constantly let you down. Penis will only sometimes let you down.
>>33224540>Women, would you be mad if your bf bent you over daily and bred you?That's not how breeding works, but no.
>>33224561No normal woman wants to do FFM
>>33224549Get a gf who is open sexually and had a gf who was also open sexually. It's how I was talked into it, at least.
>>33224564It's happened to me before.
>>33224561here is the method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQrapQ4d0Y
>>33224573I don't doubt you have been delulu for some time.
>>33224567At that point, just purchase a decent dildo, a weighted dakimakura with a heating pad in it, and AI bf.
Would dudes buy a weighted, heated dakimakura? Is this something I can earn an income from creating?
https://x.com/BranPuffin/status/1933987044277268806
>>33224571I can't get a gf in the first place
>>33224577NTA, but a dildo will never be able to be a good substitute for real dick.
>>33224577>be femcel>advertise custom weighted, heated dakimakuras>show up at the guy's house when he orders itperfect plan
>>33224522>People wanting to fuck that plushieEvery day we stray further from God...
>>33224562I'm no longer feeling creative. Sorry for teasing
>>33224584I know. They're weirdly hard and not in good ways.
>>33224585Not a femcel. An incomecel
What if i started a weighted blanket company and started marketing it towards 4chan/reddit/twitter users?
>>33224569Yes we need to first find a way to make a normal woman want to do FFM
>>33224591I would demnd 75%, you idea thieving coon.
Do women know they ain't shit either?
>>33224550Sativa for more horny, indica for more body sensations.
>>33224588God dammit. I already got the towels out.
any other austistic people here who pretend to like sex?
when i meet a girl i get a lot of sexual thoughts, but once i get to know her and start dating i dont feel like having sex anymore and it makes me uncomfortable
>>33224576nah about ten years ago I asked out a cute cashier girl and she reported me to her manager after I left. I went back in a week later and was told I wasn't allowed back in. I had been a regular there, going 2-3 times a week after school
>>33224599What significance do the towels have?
>>33224606Do men not have an equivalent to schlicking towels?
>>33224600>autistic people hereyes, me
>having sexsorry not your guy
>>33224607what the fuck is a schlicking towel
>>33224592How? Any man I'd want to fuck I wouldn't want to watch get with another woman. The whole scenario is incompatible with reality. I'd need to not give a shit about the man, at which point I would simply not fuck him, unless I was a hooker
>>33224607How do you use the twoels to slick? As a man I just cum in the toilet
>>33224605We don't hate you. You do retarded things, and some of you deserve to be entombed in a honeyed log while you're alive, but not hate.
>>33223092Who do you think has the time to listen to a 4 hour stream other than teens?
>>33224607They just use paper towels. It's not like the AoE we get.
>>33224605I don't hate men, I'm just an autist with androphobia. Penises don't scare me though. They're adorable and I wish I had one.
How do you get a girl into private free use?
>>33224607I don't exactly know how you'd do that, but I have a fleshlight and use tissues if I go barehanded.
>>33224610>>33224612You lay them down to sit on while you masturbate? Obvs?
>>33224611Noo you wouldn't simply watch. You would be in on the action. With the other girl too
>>33224613And a lot of you women need corrective rape
>>33224621Why does this help?
>>33224618Have a gf and mention you like the spontaneity of sex around the house. I could easily be talked into a reasonable arrangement like that with a bf.
>>33223092M
I disagree. While there are male streamers who are goblinoid looking, the ones with large female audiences tend to be at least moderately attractive.
men
am I lucky to date a woman that likes slapping my ass and is overall showing physical affection by hugging me while driving, caressing my hand/bicep while walking, kissing me on the neck, etc
Or is this expected in a relationship and considered a minimum at the beginning of a possible relationship?
Lowkey paranoid that because I didn’t get affection in general and I don’t want to get attached receiving the expected/minimum
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>>33224621no, i don't use something like that
>>33224616Guys ITT talk about how they mess up their bedsheets all the time. They should really be laying down towels, too.
>>33224629Because otherwise there could be a little mess? Does that really not make intuitive sense to you?
>>33224608youve never had sex? any reason why?
>>33224622I'd still have to see and hear it though and it'd be torture, one of the women would have to be removed or I'd start wrecking shit
>>33224623That's excessive. You would convert something that's supposed to help people bond into trauma and make shit even worse.
>>33224633That's foul, but I literally just washed some snail trails out of my panties so I can't talk.
>>33224630What about nudism?
>>33224636No it doesn't make sense to me. How do you use the towel? Why can't you just be on the bed? Where do you cum?
>>33224632>am I lucky to date a womanyes
>>33223092Who are the top streamings nowadays?
Before it was the lefties schizo, the guy who hates showers, penguin who was just a text2speech ai and the rest were loud niggers.
Why some pussy juice looks white like cum and some just looks clear?
>>33224638So you are saying you wouldn't like to suck dick together with another woman? Also what if the guy is fucking you while you eat her out or she is eating you out while you suck dick?
>>33224644NTA and M
Are you actually mentally handicapped or something? Or just trolling?!
Women get WET when they're horny and especially when masturbating they can drip or sometimes more.
>>33224632Your question doesn't matter, we both know it was just an excuse to flex/larp.
>>33224642That's a bit much. Clothes make me feel more comfortable, even around the house.
>>33224644If you're on the bed, the bedsheets would get messy. Are you retarded?
>>33224651Mostly hydration. Partially hormones and friction.
>>33224654I have never seen a woman get wet
>>33224520The resemblance is uncanny lol
>>33224534Shit, is there anyone you can call? What kind of breakdown?
>>33224545Damn, hope the hangover gets better
Maybe have a vitamin C drink or something
>Unless you are qtNo comment
>What happened?Not a lot today, watching TV with my housemates rn but going to bed soon
Spent the day mostly procrastinating applying to jobs, having an uncomfortable conversation with my housemates, drinking in the field and getting barked at by a dog
>>33224591It should come with a free dakimakura
>>33224637never went to parties, was exclusively surrounded by guys starting in high school due to autistic career path and am too socially retarded and boring to initiate conversations with strangers in public.
there were no girls in my classes in school, almost no girls at my university and there are no women at my job.
all of my hobbies are solitary.
Women on a scale of -10 to +10, how do you feel about precum?
>-10: disgusting!
>0: neutral
>+10: love it!
>>33224474i think i would be a bit uncomfortable with that mostly because it would feel like you were trying to accelerate to a sexual place as fast as possible which i wouldnt want
>>33224661Don't fucking reply to me.
>>33224658Ok apparently women make things wet when they masturbate. Why would men need towels though?
>>33224637Nta but did you miss the part where he said he's autistic
>>33224633Take a flamethrower to this
>>33224662There's something wrong with people who initiate conversations with strangers in public
>>33224665Very female of you.
>>332246632
It's the telltale sign that I'm turning my man on, but it feels weird in my mouth after blowjobs.
>>33224663Neutral at best.
>>33224667Idk. I figure there must be something men prep ahead of time when they masturbate that they could relate to towels. Like someone said tissues.
Why laundry smell so good
>>33224666What are you, the reply police? Why do you hate me, gooner boy?
I did update my resume, apply to and call some jobs, cleaned the kitchen, wrote a bunch of music so it's not like I've wasted the entire day
>>33224669But how could I know women make everything wey when they masturbate and that's why they use towels?
It feels impossible to talk to women tbqph
>>33224676How would you even use tissues? I just go to the toilet and cum in there
>>33224685This doesn’t count
>>33224679It's common knowledge.
Stop being so autistic.
>>33224641What did you fantasize about today?
>>33224676I have a roll of kitchen towels on my desk that I go through surprisingly quickly.
>>33224607The cum sock, duh
>>33224685>implying there are women on /atoga/
>>33224672because of where we are that sounds derogatory
Girls, how would you react to the following? Your bf comes and shows you some very hot chick's instagram pictures and asks you if you like her
>>33224685This isn't talking to you
>>33224687No it's not. I have never had sex with a woman and I don't know how their pussy works
>>33224688Sex in my garden. I was mowing the lawn while thinking about taking a bf over there and letting him bend me over one of the lower fences. That combined with the shaking of the mower made the whole afternoon less of a chore.
i am so fucking annoyed by people at my school who keep clogging up our campus social media feeds with israel palestine shit
I DONT CARE
I read the news i know what is happening. How stupid do these psych majors think we are? They think their classmates dont read the news?? STFU THIS IS SO ANNOYING
i open these feeds looking exclusively to chat with classmates about stuff happening in our lives and all i have to hear it "omg kids are dying in palestine" YEAH WE KNOW. ITS SAD. I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT PARTIES AND DRUGS
>>33224698It is common knowledge.
>>33224694I can't honestly answer this hypothetical without an example of the pics he's looking at.
>>33224668autistic people can still have sex or be horny. i hear stories of autistic women having boyfriends all the time
>>33224698>I don't know how their pussy worksBasically, it is a flesh cylinder that inflates when they get horny and shoots out a white liquid (pussy juice) when they reach orgasm.
women what should men do today?
>>33224702Answer conditionally on the pictures. I.e. if the pictures are like this ... if they are like that ...
>is male
>have a fantasy about being rape corrected by a female
>When she's done I'm her loyal servant who no longer knows who he once was
I'm warped dudes
>>33224712You're being lazy.
>>33224682Just treat them like you would anyone else and don't say anything weird
>>33224685Hi I like stroking my dick
>>33224700>How stupid do these psych majors think we are? They think their classmates dont read the news?? STFU THIS IS SO ANNOYINGThe psych major would tell you you need therapy and have repressed anger if they saw this
>>33224705I thought we were talking about autistic men
Also anon probably doesn't have the likeable flavour of autism
>>33224700>that picWho the fuck uses both their native language AND english in the same sentence?
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md5: b8ccfa494320ed70bf9aec486b2e0dfe
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Where were you when the best build dominated the world?
>>33224712Nope. You set the examples or I won't answer, fuckface.
>>33224694Get jealous and find hot guy accounts to show him how it feels.
>>33224700Too many people feel the need to virtue signal about conflicts in other countries that don't affect them in the least.
>>33224719I don't talk to anyone
>>33224707It's more like a crumpled tube that expands. The "juice" squirting out is a not all the time or for everyone thing.
>>33224720nta but i do but i’m also korean.
single women, whats the first thing you'll do when you get a bf?
>>33224718Why do men like mental illness pussy so much
>>33224719initially yes. but i started to wonder if women mask the same way by pretending to like sex/blowjobs then after a few weeks tell their boy sex feels gross and overstimulating
>>33224717It's a hypothetical and I don't want to influence your answer in any way
>>33224723Imagine it's a hot girl
>>33224725But would you tell him you like one of them if you did?
>>33224729>she didn't get itlol
>>33224719>Also anon probably doesn't have the likeable flavour of autismto be honest, i get along with men just great. my personality is fine, i just never interact with women.
>>33222194 (OP)Reminder for men to give her back rubs
Reminder for women to cup the balls
Your gf/bf will love you
Have a nice day everyone
>>33224716I thought this was a relatively common and vanilla fantasy but maybe we're just fucked in the head
>>33224722These guys could beat me in a fight for sure
>>33224730You've got that k-drama rizz
>>33224728Talking to people is pretty awful tbf
>>33224718Bipolar sperm is worse than depression? What the fuck I want a refund
>>33224732Most men don't have a preference for mental illness. Most men who date mentally ill women tend to be mentally ill themselves (often subclinical). However, by virtue of greater male variability there are likely more mentally ill men than women.
>>33224661>Shit, is there anyone you can call? What kind of breakdown?First she started acting weird, then she kept repeating same phrases, now she won't speak at all. Don't worry, her cousin came and we called the paramedics.
>>33224721Ikr? If the bugs weren't swarming me, I'd have gone and done it by myself.
>>33224731Suck dick.
>>33224735I'm not imagining shit. Pretend you're my bf and post a pic of a "hot girl" so I can give my honest, passive aggressive answer.
>>33224663I've never experienced precum so I don't know what to say.
>>33224720its very very common. We do it in written chinese quite often. Loanwords just dont work well
>>33224743>Bipolar sperm is worse than depression?This is not about sperm quality. These people are not necessarily infertile but they might be unable to find partners or have stable enough relationships to have children.
>>33224735>if you didI don't like hot chicks. I especially don't like hot chicks my bf is into.
>>33224749>Suck dickThe first thing...?
Stare gender
What is a detail you find incredibly attractive in the opposite sex that's not the usual things like ass/tits/legs/jaw/shoulders?
I'll go first
M, I love the small vertical wrinkle women have near their lips when they smile or smirk
>>33224757You’re fucking stupid
>>33224751I mean, i'm a virgin male and i want vagina juice all over my face
>>33224756Yes. The moment he says yes to a committed, exclusive, physical relationship, I'm sucking his dick.
>>33224757M
Nape of neck.
I haven't reasoned out the features of it that I do find attractive, I just know that if I like it, I really like it.
>>33224757F. Veins. Mostly hand and dick veins.
>>33224757I oddly really really like female sideburns
>>33224757M
I want to gnaw on a woman's collar bones
>>33224765what if he doesn't want that? (i for instance wouldn't want that)
>>33224757M
Do Montgomery glans count? god i love bumps
>>33224734There probably is more of an element of social condition and people-pleasing in women
>>33224738Women are not that different desu they just have tits
>>33224732Only mentally ill girls wanted to date me
>>33224746Shit, good on you guys to call, keep her posted
Does she have a history of this kind of stuff?
>>33224754Sorry I'm a moron and just read the graph properly
>>33224757i like it when a girl has small eyes
>>33224757M
Do pits count or does that fall under the ass/tits/legs/feet/jaw/shoulders category?
Other women, I wanna know if I’m alone in this. Every time I’m on dating apps and I see a guy posing in front of fancy cars, talking about how much money he has an it is the absolute biggest turn off. I never have, and never will swipe right on a guy like that because it makes me immediately think they are the most insufferable man on the planet and I’m just grossed out. Do you guys do this too or is it just me?
(Men can share opinions too)
>>33224756Do you know who you're talking to there
>>33224768When you're working in the library at 6 but playing in an Elvis tribute band at 7
>>33224757Are armpits unusual
>>33224770I'd say sorry for pressuring him so suddenly and let him know that it's something I'd only want to enjoy with him when he's ready. I just get very excited, especially since I clearly must love him a lot to get in the relationship.
I got some real curly bitch ass blond hair
>>33224774The fabled anti-trypophobia...
>>33224780M, yes I've known blokes like this IRL and they're usually shallow as a puddle and will treat you like an accessory in the relationship
>>33224774You're a fucking liar. Men hate that. Next you'll say you like when the areolae are very wide and dark as fuck.
>>33224632Only worry if the affection stops desu
Otherwise don't look a gift horse in the mouth
>>33224716>being rape correctedI can interpret this in a number of ways.
I think many men want to find a woman who makes us a better man. Your flavor of it is just a bit distinct.
>>33224731Kiss kiss cuddle cuddle suck suck
>>33224788Anon, the point was for that guy to reply with something that isn't traditionally attractive.
>>33224788Femanon, thats exactly what i like...
I specifically jork it to that exactly description at least once a week
>>33224795It's just not believable.
>>33224797If you say so.
>>33224787Also, in the words of Shrek, don't you think maybe he's overcompensating for something...
>>33224757>usual things>jaw/shouldersWeird.
M
Hands with sexy nails.
>>33224801More believable than you preferring average sized dicks
>>33224757F
A big back. Especially if there is definition. Nothing quite like a good back.
>>33224755Ok in your case he wouldn't show you hot chicks but the type of women you like. What is it btw?
>>33224757I love it when men walk slutty. Like when they’ve got relaxed posture and there’s a lot of hip movement. Idrk how to describe it
>>33224801It's not typical, but it's that guy's thing evidently. I mean, I like narrow faces on men and that's not really the norm either. Not the same, but you get what I mean?
>>33224799I'm starting to think he does this to intentionally break up the horny posting
Does anybody else like to laugh when poor people seethe at billionaires?
>>33224805I prefer cocks that fit in me. Now that I know that bigger ones can technically fit in me, my preferred range is wider than ever.
>>33224801>JH just being JH
>>33224801>If you say soWhy is that so hard to believe? lol
https://youtu.be/WeQrCMwD5-E?si=tWRMgyWNdSgrqhFc
I will
>>33224694>Your bf comes and shows you some very hot chick's instagram pictures and asks you if you like her>>33224702>I can't honestly answer this hypothetical without an example of the pics he's looking atIn my experience, this cuts both ways. If the girl is very different from the gf, she feels like he prefers the other type of girl and wishes his gf were different. If the girl is very similar to the gf, she fixates on what she thinks is more attractive about the other girl and feels like he wishes she were more attractive in that way.
It's kind of a losing move unless you're explicitly communicating how hot your girl would be in that outfit, make-up, etc.
>>33224814Then why use pics like that?
>>33221143
>>33224757sometimes a woman will stand like a cow, her legs kind of dumbly splayed out, and look at me. i like it when they do that.
>>33224775>Sorry I'm a moron and just read the graph properlyIt's confusing terminology. They just compare the number of children people in the general population have with people suffering from various psychiatric disorders. For some this might be due to low-level biological infertility, but for many it's just that they struggle with the having relationships part.
>>33224821>Now that I know that bigger ones can technically fit in me, my preferred range is wider than everhahaha we were right all along. The "bigger ones hurt" has always been gas
>>33224790Well let's look at the definition of what rape correction tends to be
Someone is rude,evil, a brat, ect
messes with the wrong person
person fucks them silly til they apologize express remorse for their previous actions possibly denying them the ability to cum as well
once it's over there's usually 3 possibilities of what happens to them afterwards
they become a better person and end up going out with their rapist/marrying them
they end up a sex toy to their rapist stripped of all they ever were as a person living only to feel pleasure.
end up a legit better person and go on to live a just life as their rapist takes off.
I'm not sure which fate anon or really most people with this fetish want if they actually want to experience it for real or it's just a fantasy like all other rape fantasies out there
>>33224720>Who the fuck uses both their native language AND english in the same sentence?Ask me how I know you've never been to Quebec.
>>33224812Yes. I realize I made a snap reply while drinking and I regret it. Now if I backtrack I'll look just as annoying, but whatever.
>>33224822Like always.
>>33224823Because I'm self loathing, okay?
>>33224829Exactly. That's why I wanted the anon to post a pic for the hypothetical. I was even going to respond with a voca.
>>33224829I'm trying to do something else but the femcels again aren't communicating properly. If they manage to get there you'll see ;)
>>33224780M
Wise move, they usually don't even own the car. Thirdies will even just take a picture with a random car in the street
>>33224835I mean, it depends on what the guy's doing with it. My preferred range overall is wider, but my preferred range for rough stuff and anal is definitely a lot more narrow now that I have that 7 inch data point.
>>33224841>was even going to respond with a voca.Can you make a voca talking about what you're drinking and maybe say something lewd?
>>33224809Please find an example for us
>>33224841Posting a pic is too much commitment for me but why would you post a voca on this?
>>33224848Fuck no. I wanted to be productive.
>>33224853Because the context of giving an honest response with as much real loathing in my voice would be the perfect excuse to make an on topic voca.
>>33224855It doesn't need to be several minutes long, please?
You always say anons here aren't nice too and I'm asking nicely... :(
>>33224833Fucked up that substance abuse and bipolar are much higher than autism desu
>>33224858Image limit already reached.
Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini.
>>33224858Oh ok. Noone tiggered this dialogue but I was gonna wait for you to say she is pretty I guess and then I would say what would you think about fucking her in an FFM?
>>33224775>Shit, good on you guys to call, keep her posted>Does she have a history of this kind of stuff?Yes, few years ago. She got treatment but now she relapsed
>>33224850I had one but I swiped faster than I could think because he had a video of a luxury car and a voice prompt about sending some guy 3000 dollars on cash app. t-t
>>33224818No, but I almost came when I heard the United Healthcare CEO got shot. It's good to be wealthy but not so wealthy that people want to kill you.
>>33224850John seed in far cry 5
Women-
Have you coped with the fact, that literally all of the value you have comes from your pussy and mens desire to fuck it?
>>332248741b0nYDVx2pLl
>>3322486416iPuHEmV5Yr
>>33224873He doesn't like brown women.
>>332248761fmr4nVemQFP
>>33224906It doesn’t because I intend to be fucking them, so therefore my value would come from how big my strap on is.
>>33224914>He doesn't like brown women.Yes he does. Surely his morals and character are more of a turn-off, no?
>>33224924There's only two women I'd ever want to ever have another FFM threesome with. One of them is my bestie and one of them hasn't posted ITT in forever.
>>33224914Oh ok, those are really short...
>>33224914https://voca.ro/1b0nYDVx2pLl
https://voca.ro/16iPuHEmV5Yr
https://voca.ro/1fmr4nVemQFP
Nice vocas, thanks for postan
>>33224926Well then he doesn't like me specifically. I'm indifferent to his morals because I don't know him well enough to judge him. I'd hate all of you purely based on what you share ITT.
>>33224929Is it the lesbian who converted you heehee?
Is it natural for women to want a man to force himself on her?
A lot of the women here have told me, that they would end up loving the man that captured them and made them be their wife.
>>33224934That's, uh, really sad.
>>33224930Don't start complaining. Just jerk off.
>>33224931Don't make it so easy for them.
>>33224938I wasn't converted.
>>33224941Yeh, I'm a sad person overall. I look past lots of red flags if someone makes me feel loved and appreciated. Not saying that's the case here, but overall my standards are below sea level.
>>33224950How loved and appreciated would you feel by someone who only wants you as a side piece behind his wife's back, or who would keep a side piece behind your back?
>>33224950>Just jerk offBruh how would I from those short samples?
>>33224917I will rip that strap on off you and make you take my cock up your butt
>>33224950>I wasn't converted.I know I'm just teasing you. However I am interested in understanding something, did you like/were you attracted to any women throughout middle school and highschool?
>>33224952Not interested.
>>33224954You figure it out. What am I, your porn coordinator?
>>33224962I've told the story a million times. I was a barsexual right out of highschool. I thought the enjoyment I got out of kissing my friend was from the male attention, but I think I also just enjoyed being sexual with her after all. Talking ITT helped me realize that.
>>33224965>Not interested.Yeah, that's the point. Weird that that's all he has to offer, but you'd look past it if the sex is good enough.
>>33224965Not him but
>tfw no porn coordinator gf
>>33224961Nuh uh. You know you’re a little bitch. Just man up and accept it.
>>33224934>Well then he doesn't like me specifically.Judging by his reply, he doesn't.
>I don't know him well enough to judge him.The most relevant thing about him is that he cheated on his wife.
>I'd hate all of you purely based on what you share ITT.Don't you hate us already?
>>33224965I didn't intend to jerk off to your voice, I was just hoping for something nice or fun to hear from you where you talk a bit...
But it's fine, forget it.
>>33224973But I want to know if you had any sexual inclinations or fantasies towards any women during middle school or high school. It's for my research on FFMs etc
>>33224979You're gonna be the my buttslut till you say "I'm sorry, daddy, please stop!"
>>33224985No. I hated titcows, though.
>>33224838>Well let's look at the definition of what rape correction tends to beAh.
Familiarity with that definition was precisely what I was lacking. I almost always find depictions of rape, outside of a loving CNC dynamic, to be thoroughly distasteful. Even in fictional 2D form. Fantasies of being sexually assaulted have always appealed to my personal psychology but I have never looked for and seldom encountered 1st person victim depictions. I can only think of one audio at the moment.
>>33224997Very interesting. What do you think about titcows now? How did the barsexual thing start then?
>>33222600>>33222636I've never had that issue, funnily enough. I'm not the best looking guy, but I've always gotten an "aww thank you" or a full out conversation with women whenever I'd compliment their outfit, hair or tattoos. It comes down to the tone the compliment is given and how you look when you say it.
>>33225007I hate them, but I also want to have sex with them. It's complicated. And I liked my best friend despite her tits, so that's how that started.
>>33225093When you say liked, do you also mean sexually/you were attracted to? Was that the first woman you felt attraction towards? Additionally if you don't mind I would like to hear more about the complicated part
I want to have sex with women.
Give me sex now
>>33224873>JH x MKG?I've been flirting with her for years. For a time, she was the only woman in the world I was interested in fucking besides my wife. We're exceptionally compatible but it's harmless internet fun.
Although I did once use her posts to track her down to a 20 mile radius with a description of her home specific enough that I believe, at the time, I could have successfully stalked her, knocked on her door, and offered to fix her bathtub and treat her to some mint ice cream at a place to the southwest.
But like I said, it's harmless internet fun and that's where it should stay.
Since then I've missed enough lore that she could be in Alaska for all I know.
>>33224914>He doesn't like brown women....wut
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I mean, gun to head pale ass white is my favorite. And for some reason really *black* black skin makes my attraction hesitate, like my lizard brain needs to translate my arousal.
Also, like anon said, brown goths are rare and goth is my favorite aesthetic.
But many brown women are hot and sexy as fuck. Ones with far less sexy bottoms and personalities have gotten me hard.
I also want to have sex with women
I'm okay with just one
Give me sex now
Please
>>33225198Call Bonnie Blue
>>33224940No it isn't and no they haven't, lmao. I remember when you asked that question many times and you've never received that response. How about the ones saying they would poison you?
>>33225188It's three hours later, so nobody can see me admit that I find that hot as fuck.
And I meant the brown comment more that I thought you liked CB's type a lot more than me.
>>33226195I wasn't necessarily expecting a response and certainly wasn't expecting it to make my jeans uncomfortable. Well played.
Surpringly nostalgic trouser tightness.
>>33226195So you are into cheating after all?
>>33226826>>33225188>Although I did once use her posts to track her down to a 20 mile radiusWait, are you Logic in the atoga server?
>>33226832JH is into threesomes, so that's kinda expected