Thread 33222194

Former: >>33218565

do you girls like headpats?

Women, what does femininity mean to you?

I hate women so much.

>>33222194 (OP)
Foids some help

I can't for whatever reason deal with the fact my gf has had sex with her boyfriends and been on dates in the past. I've never given a fuck about my previous partner's past but for whatever reason this is fucking me up.

She is such a joy in my life and somehow it pains me to know she has shared this same smile and feelings with other people.

>>33222194 (OP)
Women, do you know how much I love you?

Men, are you ready for hotboy summer?

>>33222237
Kek based
I just take off my shirt altogether though
Also stick to the old thread please

>>33222221
Simps need to fuck off.

>>33222221
Nah come back when you hit sextuplets

>>33222217
Nta. A woman is never yours, it's just your turn. Her next bf will probably be feeling the exact same way about (You). Just enjoy the time your time with her while it lasts.

>>33222217
there is no escaping this, it chips away at your sense of being the exception and thats the ego’s arch nemesis
you simply have to make peace with existing in this tension, you can try to avoid it by running away and seeking for more perfection but I think deep down you know there is no such thing and that you would be bored if it actually were perfect

>>33222221
I do, but do moids know how much I love them? thank you moids for being your messy and adorable selves

>>33222262
Hey das me

>>33222277
Kill all men

>>33222271
How do I go about making peace with this feeling? I'm not some khv that's never had a gf. I've had a 3 and I've never felt anything about my previous gfs past, but this is seriously fucking me up. I wish I knew why I'm feeling this with her. It's so painful man. Just imagining her hold hands with dates is messing with me so much. She has the most beautiful smile I've ever seen and to think it was directed at someone before me hurts so much. I know this is one gay af thought but idk what to do, never felt or thought this with my exes, and idk why it's all coming up now.

>>33222284
cringe

>>33222286
I can‘t answer that for you, idk what makes her so different to the other girls but maybe because she can make you feel like you truly are the exception and someone special? maybe that makes it so that the thought of her having made someone else feel that way hurt much more than with girls that always felt like their love is kinda meh and doesn‘t mean much?
the thing is that maybe she wasn‘t able to make those other men feel like they are the exception, maybe to them she was the girl that could not do that for them and maybe they feel the same way about her that you feel about your exes
maybe it truly is about compatibility, about two people finding each other that each thinks the other is the exception

>>33222217
NAG but this is incredibly hypocritical if you've had several exes lol

>>33222207
It means being pretty, healthy weight and nice. I think we’re so far removed from the stereotypes of femininity by now. Which is a good thing

How do I tell my roommates that I lost my job and gf without them checking if I'm still taking my meds and stuff (it's a Sunday, the lazy fuckers have all been at home since Friday afternoon)
Think I'm gonna try sleep more first before spending the day looking for other jobs, but will have to face the music

>>33222217
Grow up or seek therapy

>>33222207
the ache to merge vs the instinct to recoil

>>33222309
you idiot
you just quit your last job because you aren‘t functional enough to pull that off and now you want to curse someone else with hiring you, then you never showing up and sending another chatGPT email one morning that they will never see you again?
just stop

>>33222309
And have you taken your meds?

>>33222309
Also idk if I should part ways with my ex. She's still messaging me like "ugh i miss youuu <3" and wants to meet when she's back from a trip, but I know she won't take me back, maybe it's best to put some space between us

>>33222313
Well I might be able to find a temp/summer job at least as I live in a very touristy area
My previous job was very stressful which didn't help with my bipolarity
I need the cash, not my fault society is designed in this way
>>33222314
I don't have meds bro, they're too expensive, and because I haven't picked up in a prescription for so long I'll need to have a doctor's appointment first, fuck that noise

>>33222319
>i need the cash
no shit
>stressful
all jobs are, by default - thats why you get paid for it
you just don‘t have what it takes to handle that stress

>>33222277
Thank you :)

>>33222324
>no shit
So what else am I supposed to do? I can't just leech off my housemates
>just don‘t have what it takes to handle that stress
I know, I'm a basketcase, that's why the lower stress the better
Maybe I can find something that's late/night shift or something, I'm up all night most days anyway, I hated getting up at 6am every day at my last job

Women, can you explain the appeal of Pedro Pascal?

sometimes I have reoccurring dreams where I'm sitting in some woman's lap as she pats my head and even through I'm struggling and resisting I start feeling docile and lax and then wake up, what does this mean?

>>33222330
no idea who that is

>>33222330
He's a industry planet
No woman finds him attractive

>>33222330
Bro is a sigma, don't think he's ever been in a relationship at least publically

>>33222331
that you are torn between craving feeling safe to let your guard down with someone and having to keep up appearance?

Why does atoga famously insist that dark skinned ethnic women can't be goth when they're the cutest ones?

>>33222336
>Why does atoga
I don't think that's true.

>>33222336
I dated a mixed baddie like this years ago who broke my heart

>>33222336
You call that dark skinned do ya

>>33222324
At least now I'm single again my spending is a lot less, so even if I just manage to hold down a job for another month or two the money will last a while
Hopefully I can find something temp, I'm usually more manic in the summer so hopefully won't have another depressive crashout for a while

>>33222306
>I think we’re so far removed from the stereotypes of femininity by now.
What were they?

>>33222277
Fuck off

>>33222330
He seems very positive, fun and kind. Like Ryan Gosling.

>>33222355
>Like Ryan Gosling.
Don't ever compare Pedro Pascal to me again.

>>33222351
submissive, dependent, emotional etc you can google the list

>>33222324
It's just a vicious cycle if you're mentally ill desu; you'll only be hired for shitty stressful positions that nobody else wants to do you because your track record is terrible and you're desperate for the cash. Then the illness makes it difficult to be consistent with performance and punctuality in said job until things compound and crash and burn, rinse and repeat
I could say "stay in school kids, take your meds and avoid drugs " but you guys are leagues ahead of me so
Anyway thanks for reading my blog
>>33222357
Kawaii desu

>>33222357
They are the same type, and basically the same age.

>>33222359
I always assumed the stereotype for femininity was kind, caring, empathetic, considerate.

Have you ever had a relationship where you're very compatible sexually but outside of that your interests and don't really line up much?

Do you guys ever pause and go “huh at least I’m not a Chinese slave bouncing off the suicide nets after my 12th 17 hour shift in a row” and feel gratitude for your life

>>33222365
I mean, sex makes or breaks a relationship. Interest doesn't.

>>33222365
I think I'm in that at the moment. The sex is beyond incredible, so I'm not even paying attention to what else is going on. Someone even asked me what she liked to do and I blanked, since even I don't know, since all I know about her is what she likes in bed.

>>33222367
I'm eternally grateful and aware of the honestly immense privileged I've had through my life compared to most people on the planet. I'm grateful every day that I don't experience the awful situations and hardships that these people do.
But my perspective is that I think issues and suffering are relative. My problems and feelings are not less any valid. To quote the great poet Lil Dicky, we just had a different kind of trap.
I know people laugh when rich celebrities like Paris Hilton talk about their mental health healing journey but I think we should just be as sympathetic and supportive towards them as the Chinese slave, even if on paper bro has it really rough and we should count our blessings we're not him.

>>33222374
> I'm eternally grateful and aware of the honestly immense privileged I've had through my life compared to most people on the planet. I'm grateful every day that I don't experience the awful situations and hardships that these people do.
Big doubt on this but go off king

>>33222365
I mean I've never had sex but I've honestly had very little in common with most girls I dated, even if I felt very attracted to them and we seemed to have good chemistry, so I suppose so

>>33222376
How do you mean? Most things in life were honestly handed to me on a silver platter, I had way more privilege than most people. I would say the only "hardships" I've really experienced were my abusive upbringing and mental illness. I'm really grateful every day that I'm not in a terrible situation on paper, even if my brain makes my life feel hellish

why such whores? I don't have any further questions

>>33222380
why not? I don't have any further questions

>>33222371
It can and can't there are some people who can vibe together really well but when they get in the bedroom they're on completely different wavelengths and those who probably can't stand each other outside of the bedroom. Life is complicated and relationships even more so

>>33222339
That's darker than 99% of people in my country

>>33222389
You have to decide: is Europe being flooded by brown migrants or is it a bastion of whiteness? Pick a lane chud

>>33222391
Nta but the UK is, eventually there won't be any white people left at all. More women are getting knocked up by blacks, more Muslims are bombing whites, more whites are leaving this shithole leaving only the uneducated scum behind

>>33222395
Yes bro I am sure that the nation that survived for thousands of fucking years will somehow die from a decade of displaced migrants.

>>33222391
I'd rather fill my country filled with darkies if it got me black goth gf

>>33222398
They would get with tyrone and pajeet
>>33222397
The modern world is very different, this wave and the effects are unprecedented

>>33222402
It’s literally not, no. Neither of what you said are unprecedented in any manner whatsoever.

>>33222365
F. No. In fact, sexual compatibility has always been the hardest thing to find in a relationship in my experience. So I stopped even bothering to hope for it.

pink nipples

>>33222408
Big booty black gf

>>33222404
OK glowie
The culture her has become incredibly niggerlicious. Eventually people won't even be speaking English anymore

>>33222408
>tfw very wide, very dark, bumpy, innie nipples

Dumb virgin here what exactly do you guys mean by sexual compatibility? communication, fetishes and libido?

>>33222412
Women feel "sexually compatible" when getting ploughed by chad and tyrone

>>33222416
Qt on his bbc cuck arc

>>33222336
My first gf was a mulatta goth who would always beat me at guitar hero 3.

>>33222352
M
Kill yourself

>>33222412
yeah, basically
but it‘s a dumb meme since those things change, fluctuate and depend on circumstances, so there isn‘t really such a thing as true compatibility beyond momentary alignment
best you can do is find someone that aligns with you slightly more and more often than someone else

>>33222412
Communication is required to have a sexual relationship. It's a matter of necessity, not compatibility.
By compatibility, yes I mean things like similar fetishes and libido. But I also mean similar levels of evergy, assertiveness, and unabashedness in general, which promotes a sexual relationship that isn't one-sided or restrained by feeling awkward.

>>33222417
Not really an arc just real life unfortunately.
I had the most success with women when I was manic and acting like a nigger

>>33222412
For me at least
>has similar libido (i.e you both just happen to want to fuck at the same time)
>share some kinks/fetishes (not all, but some)

>>33222423
KEK, shit man. Why are you so retarded lmao

>>33222412
I'm a male virgin, I thought it was something only women talked about.

>>33222428
???

>>33222406
What aspects of it make it so difficult?

>>33222429
Which part confuses you?

>>33222430
I'm hypersexual and have gross fetishes, and I tend to attract and be attracted to guys who are the opposite of that.

>>33222432
What kind of guys are the opposite if that?

>>33222432
>have gross fetishes
Such as? They probably aren't gross and you're just a tard that thinks you're too le unique for most guys.

>>33222294
Nta But this is actually v thoughtful and profound
Having often suffered feelings of jealousy in relationships before, this feels like good insight

>>33222365
Not really. Both is required

>>33222432
Scat?

>>33222432
i'll help you with your gangbang if youre hot

>>33222437
thats good to hear, thanks

>>33222426
Kek sorry I am shitposting lol, disregard my nuttery rn
And idk, ask a neuroscientist

>>33222434
I can't really generalize them beyond that they're college-aged and usually pretty quiet socially.
>>33222435
>>33222439
I meant gross like mentally, not physically. I'm a cleanfreak if anything. It's all just stuff that involves other people and awful smut scenarios.
>>33222440
Gangbangs would suck IRL. It'd be impossible to find enough guys who were actually decent and trustworthy enough to make it work.

>>33222417
All jokes aside, when I was little I had a black football coach who took me and mum on holiday, and I'm pretty sure they smashed lol

>>33222451
Nigga don’t ever share that shit with me ever again

>>33222333
I've seen plenty of women swooning over him. It's confusing because he just looks like a normal latinx dad to me.

>>33222451
Is that why you hate blacks?

>>33222450
>I meant gross like mentally
Huh? How is a fetish "mental"?

>>33222453
and why would women not swoon over latino dads?

>>33222450
Is this JH?

>>33222450
>I meant gross like mentally, not physically.
>It's all just stuff that involves other people and awful smut scenarios.
so you're one of those 50 shades of grey retards. thats not a gross fetish, its just boring.

>>33222459
duh

>>33222428
That's not true, believe it or not men want a compatible partner sex wise as well, good sex requires both players to be on the same wavelength otherwise you're better off thrusting into a fleshlight or something

Dick hurts too much, I am cursed

>>33222457
You left out normal.
Why would anyone swoon over normal anything?

>>33222460
She is into bestiality, little boys, having a train ran on her and being colonized.

>>33222466
I was too lazy to re-read your comment
maybe because people are sick and tired of everyone trying to be ((not normal))

>>33222450
Please be my netorare gf and cuck me

>>33222467
Are you sure you're not thinking of Girl Who Breaks The Rules? She was the one who fugged her dog, not JH (unless JH has since shared a story too but I hope not).

>>33222456
Like masturbating in public isn't gross physically if you put a towel down on your car seat and all that, but it's gross mentally because you're getting off to doing it somewhere that could possibly offend others. Does that make sense?
>>33222459
Does it matter for this conversation?
>>33222460
Okay. I'd rather be boring than gross.

>>33222465
did demons chew on it?

>>33222471
>Does it matter for this conversation
Yeah, because we already know your kinks.

>>33222465
The only way to lift the curse is to read a book.
>>33222467
I only like the idea of half those things, actually.

>>33222470
She has a dog and a horse dildo and likes centaur smut. Rulebreaker had some friends try to get her to do dumb shit with a dog, JH actually shoves artificial dog dick up her cooch.

>>33222473
Feels like it, or a demon possessed me last night for my gooning
>>33222476
What book? Any book? I feel like a dam cracking

>>33222471
That's what you consider to be gross or daring? That's some of the most tame shit I've read, that's about the same as just masturbating with the curtains open. I gave my ex a facial in the backseat of my car and even that is pretty tame.

>>33222469
The only scenario where I'd want to have sex with someone else while I'm in a relationship is where the person I'm dating is directly involved and very into it.

>>33222471
>Like masturbating in public isn't gross physically if you put a towel down on your car seat and all that, but it's gross mentally because you're getting off to doing it somewhere that could possibly offend others. Does that make sense?
Nta but masturbating in public isn't gross, most guys have done it.

>>33222478
what demon?

>>33222477
>Rulebreaker had some friends try to get her to do dumb shit with a dog
they did succeed though, she got eaten out by it, but didnt take the knot or anything like that.
its still fucked up though.

>>33222481
M
I've only done it innawoods.

>>33222475
You mean you guys have latched onto a very vague, exaggerated list of shit that poorly represents my actual interests.
>>33222478
Read a fable.

>>33222483
Ew, did not know the lore that deeply. Very gross.

>>33222484
>innawoods wendigooning
Based

>>33222484
Really? You've never wanked one off in a public setting like a restaurant toilet?

>>33222482
An old demon, my primordial sexual hunger, the first thing that my soul called out for: fat black women lol

>>33222486
yeah she posted the full story once a very long time ago to end the knotting talk, as if somehow that makes it better or less gross that she did something with a dog.

>>33222489
a real classic

>>33222485
>a fable
Your suggestion annoys me, I’m going to do pushups until it goes away

>>33222485
Wait, do you really have dog and horse dildos?

>>33222479
It was the most tasteful example I could make. I don't feel like being divisive this morning by going too into it. I just wanted to express that sexual compatibility can be tough when the person you like isn't as weird as you.
>>33222481
I've schlicked in public with enough frequency and in enough places I shouldn't that I think that it brings it past acceptable by any metric.

>>33222491
cray cray

>>33222485
Plantation raceplay with a romantic side to it, anal, big titted blonde bimbos, strapping white lads, centaurs, public stuff, praise. Am I forgetting any?

Pretty sure most people have watched porn and jerked off in public at least once right?

>>33222492
It is what it is, such is the degeneracy

>>33222498
>watched porn
no, but looked at nudes
>masturbated
yes

>>33222488
Fuck no. It smells terrible in those places.

>>33222498
No because I’m not a rapist

>>33222493
Your dick will keep hurting then. Get fucked.
>>33222494
I have knotted and flared dildos, if that's what you mean.

>>33222488
NTA but I did it in a Japanese toilet once since it was spraying warm water up my ass and against my balls.

>>33222499
she is not wrong

>>33222505
>I have knotted and flared dildos, if that's what you mean.
Sort of. Are they animal shaped or just dildos with flares and lumps like knots? And have you been able to full take all the knots with a nice pop?

>>33222505
Ok I read a fable, happy now? Stupid

>>33222497
Faceless gangbang, accidental sex, and breathplay.

>>33222506
lmfao

>>33222505
>I have knotted dildos
Is that based on the genitalia of the human male, or a different species?

>>33222513
>breathplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNOyy06MrQ

>>33222510
>>33222516
Most of them are from BD, so I guess it's impossible to say they're not at least inspired partially by the real thing. But it's not like they're similarly sized or realistically modeled. Just some similar shapes on a reasonable base with cute colors. I can't even use half of them, they're just cool to have.

Cat killed a mouse :)

Why don't hypersexual women just get a man to fulfil their fantasies?

>>33222512
And what did you learn from the fable?
>>33222519
I ain't clicking that shit.

>>33222524
I have :3

>>33222447
Not the og Anon But do you know how one might be able to deal with feelings of jealousy Especially when it comes to a partner's past? I always get this painful pang in my tummy whenever I think of my partner kissing or being intimate especially when it's from stuff like a one night stand

>>33222525
Something about how being stubborn is bad for both parties and that relenting in grace is the way to go for the safety and love of everyone involved. I preferred my workout

>>33222524
Because it's not so simple as to simply reach out to a stranger for that shit? Exploring the sexual realm with a partner in tow that you trust is extremely difficult to do male or female

>>33222524
Never met a guy who even liked half the shit I liked. I'm not so greedy that I NEED a guy to fulfill my every fantasy. I'd be content with just having a guy who liked spending time with me in bed in any capacity as much as I liked being with him.

>>33222454
No kek he was actually a great guy
I don't hate blacks at all, if anything white people are the biggest proponents of nigger culture currently
>>33222452
The irony of saying "nigga" here kek
>>33222498
No because most people aren't degenerate lunatics
I have on the forest on a way home from a rave once to elf hentai

>>33222521
>Most of them are from BD
Kek, so yeah, they're specifically animal shaped then. Based. Now you have to tell me, is there a nice pop when you take the knot?

>>33222535
List them for us, doitdoitdoit

>>33222533
I think it is if you're a girl, it's only hard if you're a bisexual guy like me who's into NTR. Most girls have really lame fetishes

>>33222528
How often do you bang?

>>33222538
The pops only happen when you take something out, not put it in.

>>33222540
Usually every day. Sometimes we skip a day because busy.

>>33222541
Yeah that's what I mean. But yeah, so do you get the pop?

>>33222539
Someone actually listed a good number of the things I'm into here >>33222497.

>>33222539
>think it is if you're a girl, it's only hard if you're a bisexual guy like me who's into NTR. Most girls have really lame
Damn, Sarge

>>33222543
Obviously. The whole point of the knot is for the stretch.

>>33222497
Is JH black? Wtf

>>33222523
Based mark

This thread is fucking new, holy shit
it's kind of icky when men are this clueless.

As a woman, the most annoying thing other women do to me is assuming that I'm Stacey or that I "need to be taken down a notch". Me, the person who barely leaves her house, and have my own little world, apparently is stepping on toes.

>>33222547
How new Are you?

>>33222547
>anon's whole world starts crumbling away as the truth of the universe breaks his soul down

>>33222549
Kill yourself newfag

>>33222554
I'm not the newfag, faggot.

>>33222546
>black
>likes plantation play
>enjoys dog knot and horse toys

>>33222549
Sorry, mistress. We'll do better.

>>33222550
Are you a tittymonster? If so, yes you can afford to be taken down at least one notch.

>>33222555
my dub, double trip kills you btw, don't even bother replying.

>>33222550
They do that irl?

>>33222556
To be fair, the raceplay shit is purely on paper. I've never actually tried it with someone else.

>>33222529
no, I don‘t and I also don‘t think you can
that might be because someones past makes you feel chosen and less special at the same time, it creates a tension that both degrades and holds you up simultaneously
you crave to know that you are the only one that has ever managed to crack them open this deeply and the answer might be that you did exactly that
a touch might look the same from an outside perspective, lips on lips, but how would you ever know how deep that kiss went? if yours wouldn‘t reach deeper than all the kisses before, why would they chose to want more of those kisses only you can give?

>>33222556
>>enjoys dog knot and horse toys
Yes, she's part white.

>>33222562
You should, then get buck broken with the horse dildo.

>>33222550
Normalfags assume that anyone who isn't hideous and is an introvert is being standoffish and conceited
Not your problem is they're prejudiced before getting to know you. They're likely projecting their own insecurities and desires onto you

>>33222558
No, I'm flat
>>33222561
Yup. Just 2 days ago, my sister-in-law was trying to take me down to ground level constantly. Despite me being there just existing.

>>33222566
It's like that steam powered buck breaking machine

>>33222559
>Saying "icky" unironically
You have to be 18+ to post here

>>33222567
Yeah figures. Which is really stupid. Hate them normies.

>>33222524
>>33222533
The solution (according to feminism as well) is to simply get multiple men for casual sex and rotate them. Which is exactly what women have already been doing.

>>33222550
>>33222568
I knew some femcels were actually pretty.

>>33222563
Very beautiful and succinct, NTA

>>33222568
The only good reason to want to attack someone who's otherwise reserved and quiet is when she has big tits. You must just be dealing with jealous people who take your smarts or hotness as an attack on themselves.

I'm the last ugly poster in this thread.

>>33222566
>>33222569
Idk what that even means.

Maybe I'm just being autistic here but...why do women love wearing lingerie? If they're reasonably fit most look better naked.

My wife and I had sex tonight and she said she wanted to do something special for me for Father's Day. So she got the wild idea to put on a slip and thong that she got years ago at her bachlorette party. And she was so fucking horny for once and this wasn't her feigning enthusiasm or anything - she came almost instantly. The slip doesn't do much for me (she looks better naked) so I just went along with it.

I wish I could simp for a cute femcel and be her toy

>>33222579
You should watch Tariq Nasheed's documentary called "Buck Breaking."

>>33222580
female arousal is very very deeply tied to how attractive we feel in that exact moment

>>33222584
Kek

>>33222584
That was such a weird movie, one of smith's worst from that era

>>33222576
>You must just be dealing with jealous people who take your smarts or hotness as an attack on themselves.
Probably.
I'm 7 years into my career and she kept going "oh but you're just in the beginning of your career" and shit like that. And belittling my own relationship. "You're not in that phase yet" (we've been together long enough her and my brother).

>>33222581
>used to fantasize about the idea of having a guy who'd be dedicated enough to essentially be my voiceless sex toy/furniture/helper around the house
>realized that either the guy would just kill me, or he'd be so genuinely fucked up mentally to accept that scenario that he must be mentally ill and I'd be taking advantage of his retardation

seeing this girl who told me beforehand she’s dominant in the bedroom and she wasn’t lying. the thing is i tend to be too and i don’t know how to feel about this dynamic, can it work despite our differences?

>>33222575
<3

>>33222588
>long enough
*long before

>>33222571
Normies gonna norm
>>33222588
If you have a good longstanding career and relationship, whilst being pretty and soft spoken, she's prolly just jelly honestly

>>33222590
Why voiceless?

>>33222580
Feeling sexy matters more to me than actually looking sexy.

>>33222591
absolutely, personally I think it‘s the only truly valid dynamic, two forces of nature colliding, wrestling for the throne and taking turns sitting on it just to get pulled off of it again and again

women, how do you like to be teased before or during sex? what can really drive you nuts?

>>33222595
Because I don't want to humanize my living sex object or I'd start to feel bad for it.

Femanons:
I'm a guy. How come I saw a cute girl at a bar on Wednesday and complimented her outfit and nothing else and she looked at me like I was crazy?

>>33222591
Sounds like a situation ripe for what they call battle fucking.

>>33222600
Some people are dumb like that.

>>33222598
I HATE being teased in bed in general. Once his dick is out and clearly ready, I want it. So literally anything that involves a guy's hard dick touching me but not in me drives me nuts in the bad way.

>>33222600
she was astroturfing and you interrupted her flight

>>33222599
Actually sounds like a sweet deal if I'm allowed to talk still. My only mental disorder is ADHD.

>>33222590
> he'd be so genuinely fucked up mentally to accept that scenario that he must be mentally ill and I'd be taking advantage of his retardation
I'm not mentally retarded I'd still have boundaries but yes, I'd be down for a lot of you're attractive

>>33222600
M
I complimented a woman's hair recently and got a similar reaction.

>>33222596
>>33222585
Got it, in the recesses of my mind I think I knew this. Is there any way to tie this feeling to working out? When she's consistent with working out and putting in the effort she looks fantastic (and that's what I find sexy, if for no other reason than the effort). If she put a little more effort in she'd look like Wonder Woman.

>>33222455
>don't believe you
Don't believe me then, hater
>Next job you'll find isn't going to be better
Can you say that with certainty?
Even if I ultimately flounder therein too, at least I'll hopefully make some cash in the interim, which is the whole point of a job
I mean what else do you realistically expect me to do?
Anyway I could potentially make 1k from selling drugs next week at least

>>33222605
If you're okay with me sitting on you for hours on end then having sex with you in ways that you're not allowed to argue against, you have to be more fucked up than just having ADHD.
>>33222606
I think you're underestimating the scope of being literal living sex furniture.

>>33222609
she already knows this, but you know how humans are, even if we know something would be worth the effort we often chose comfort over putting in the work

>>33222592
You being you

>>33222600
We have w guard up most of the time because men aren’t just trying to give a compliment. It happens so frequently that all men are treated the same, and it works, so we’re not going to stop.

>>33222603
I think your guy knows that and is actively teasing you to see where the line is between you getting angry and you straight up raping him.

Women, is there any chance that you'd sleep with a man on the first date?

>>33222603
>tie femanon up
>tease inverted nipples out with ice
>use clamps to prevent them from going back in
>use Hitachi on nipples at full power
>finish with a generous dab on icy hot
Dammit, now I'm horny.

>>33222615
I always assume that, if I'm dating a guy for long enough that we're having sex, he understands that my frustration is bad for both of us. It's never fun for either of us to make me mad in that context.

>>33222611
> think you're underestimating the scope of being literal living sex furniture
Hours is kinda a lot anon, most people have lives of their own. However I bet a lot of guys would be a willing sextoy for you on a weekend evening

>>33222616
>Sweden, Norway
>Underwear on
What a load of shit

>>33222617
I think I'd actually throw up and die from the pain. I viscerally recoiled reading this.

>>33222616
sure

>>33222619
Hey you don't know that, one of them could be a masochist who wants to tease his mistress til she punishes him lewdly for it.

>>33222620
>I bet a lot of guys would be a willing sextoy for you on a weekend evening
I guess that's all I can realistically hope for.

>>33222622
>I viscerally recoiled reading this.
Did you really? That's so hot!

>>33222625
I wouldn't punish him sexually. I'd just start yelling and crying.

>>33222611
>If you're okay with me sitting on you for hours on end then having sex with you in ways that you're not allowed to argue against, you have to be more fucked up than just having ADHD.
I mean, I'm submissive. But that's not a diagnosable condition.

>>33222614
I guess, but she did have a gold fit. Idk. Her friend I think said "awwww" but idk what that means. She was by me again later and gave me a weird look when our eyes caught each other again.

You people honestly make me feel sick

>>33222631
What's wrong, hun?

>>33222631
This is a reflection of a microcosm of a microcosm of a culture. Don’t take it too seriously.

>>33222600
>>33222607
M
You have to be handsome to do this.

>>33222627
Fuck you.

>>33222630
>gold fit
What?

Riding a moid only looks good in porn. In reality it's fucking exhausting and dangerous because you can fall down and break his dick

>>33222635
I'll try
>>33222633
Everything

>>33222641
skill issue

>>33222639
Good fit. My finger slipped. My bad

>>33222563
>a touch might look the same from an outside perspective, lips on lips, but how would you ever know how deep that kiss went? if yours wouldn‘t reach deeper than all the kisses before, why would they chose to want more of those kisses only you can give?
Og anon here. what if i know this is just a me problem? my gf and i are nothing but so deeply involved and in love with each other. she has never done anything to make me feel like I'm not her no. 1 priority and she's clearly told me I'm the only person she's ever felt so strongly about and connected to (and i feel the same as well). surely there's something i should be able to do to sort out whatever these feelings of jealousy are coming from?

>>33222628
oh, okay yeah, rules need to be established and agreed upon and notarized before sex can commence, apologies my mind went into pervert mode before realism kicked in.

>>33222641
>you can fall down and break his dick
Maybe you're just retarded.

>>33222642
I know how it feels to read this thread and just be sickened by some of the depravity. It’s not a reflection of most people. If you can take a 15 minute breather and get out of your mind, it’ll help.

>>33222648
Just don't understand how some people can be so shamelessly depraved, they need jesus

>>33222631
Your hair looks nice, femanon.
>A few minutes later
Officer, I was just being nice.
I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to harass her... Officer, please!
>A few hours later
Hi, mom? I'm in jail for sexual harassment, resisting arrest, and menacing. My bond is $60,000.

>>33222647
I'm just thoughtful, you should be grateful for me not wanting to ruin your penis

>>33222641
>tfw gfs favorite position is riding me really hard and holding my hands while she does it
God I love it so damn much

>>33222455
If I can't even hold down a job and need money to live then honestly I only see two options
>suicide
>go back to robbery and selling drugs

>>33222649
Who can say? Trauma, faulty wiring, etc. it can definitely wear on your psyche. Keep in mind that the anonymous nature of this place also lets them ham it up a lot more than they’d ever truly show IRL, to anyone. Ignorance is bliss, you know? And again, this is not what normal healthy people do, and you are I are included in that we are not normal nor healthy. There are levels to depravity, and the best thing for yourself is to try and look at them with sympathy.

>>33222649
>>33222648
Nipple play, and a woman wanting to sit on a guy like he's a chair has you this worked up?

>>33222645
>what if i know this is just a me problem?
ofc it is but it also isn‘t, since she wasn‘t born only the day you saw her
>has never done anything to make me feel like I'm not her no. 1 priority and she's clearly told me I'm the only person she's ever felt so strongly about and connected to
yes, but that does not silence that little voice whispering to you „what if she told those to everyone else and made them feel that way too?“
>something i should be able to do to sort out whatever these feelings of jealousy are coming from?
I don‘t think there is, I think your only option is to accept that this is an unavoidable part of the ache of love and see it as what makes it more intense
maybe if you were 100% certain of her, not a shred of doubt in your heart, maybe you would get bored, maybe the loop would close and you would want to go find something new again that allows for tension again
maybe the goal should not be to erase that bit of pain at the core of the pleasure and joy - what if that‘s what holds it all together?

>>33222658
>God I love it so damn much
She's a titcow, isn't she? You love it because it involves her tits bouncing before you, right?

>>33222668
No, I just like how it feels and how into it she gets. The tits part doesn't really come to mind for it.

>>33222623
NTA.
Is it hot fucking someone that new?

>>33222663
It's everything, I hate how selfish, shallow, fake; fickle and gross you people are

>>33222670
yeah, feels like playing with fire

>>33222669
Ditto, my wife cooms much better when she's on top, makes it better for me too honestly (I usually last much longer)

>>33222671
What brings you to 4chan if you dislike weirdos so much?

>>33222670
NTA but I struggle with it and usually have a difficult time keeping hard with someone brand new or that I've only just met. It seems like I actually need to get to know them before I can really be hard with them, it's fucking weird.

>>33222674
Do you always use protection?

>>33222678
no

>>33222677
Nothing weird about that at all.

>>33222675
Opposite for me, it's essentially the finisher for both of us (usually her first thought, she fucking loves it).

>>33222679
I hope you get knocked up by a nigger and doesn't pay child support

>>33222658
>>33222675
I wouldn't be able to do it longer than like 5 minutes

>>33222671
Okay, I can get gross and shallow. But where's everything else appearing ITT?

>>33222682
why? is that your fetish?

>>33222679
Has a guy ever creampied you on the first date?

>>33222677
It's weird that you need to get to know someone before wanting to have sex with them?
Humanity is cooked, lock them up and throw away the key

>>33222687
Why do you hope femanon gets pregnant and doesn't get child support?

>>33222684
It's incessant, you just need to read between the lines
If there was ever an ATOGA meetup I'd give the heathens here what they deserve
https://youtu.be/APnltvXqyHM?si=isNkpHTUfdstnFQC

Is it slutty to french kiss a moid on the first date?

>>33222690
Because risking pregnancy because it's "hot" and like "playing with fire" is incredibly irresponsible and selfish
I wish I'd never been born but my mother was a whore

>>33222691
Is this sarge? I assumed you were one of the femcels

>>33222695
It's slutty to kiss anyone on a first date but you do you
>>33222607
Skill issue, last time I complimented a woman's hair she let me smell it

>>33222695
Maybe in a good way

>>33222691
Have you considered watching Usman break Covington’s jaw instead? That’s what I’ve been doing

>>33222665
>maybe you would get bored, maybe the loop would close and you would want to go find something new again that allows for tension again
I don't think so anon. I'm not looking for games or drama. I just want a fully secure relationship and I'm trying to build to that together now

>maybe the goal should not be to erase that bit of pain at the core of the pleasure and joy - what if that‘s what holds it all together?
this sound poetic and all but won't that pain possibly destroy all pressure and joy if not healthily dealt with?

Also drop your medium profile anon

>>33222701
Anon probably has a looks issue

>>33222703
I don't know who these people are but that sounds based
>>33222698
I'm your mom

>>33222708
https://youtu.be/WaNhcOML4nA?si=tKeZfiruM-40HuSP
Enjoy catharsis.

>>33222708
You're no saint either, Sarge. Careful with that self righteousness.

>>33222681
>>33222683
I dunno if it's the angles or if its mental or what but when I get on top of my wife I feel like some sort of wild animal and bust real quick. If she's on top I turn real chill and let her do her thing and it feels great and if the planets are aligned we'll both climax at the exact same time (hot af when it happens).

>>33222695
It is if you do it to all the moids you go on first dates with.

>>33222679
Hot

>>33222695
How long have you known him?

>>33222710
Glad it was him and not me
>>33222711
What did you just call me

>>33222686
no
>>33222697
thats not what I said

>>33222715
A month

Do you ever just crack open a can of corn kernels and just eat it?

>>33222720
definitely

>>33222719
I think that's fine. When's the date?

>>33222724
tomorrow

>>33222237
Can't work out, can't take off my dorky baseball cap, and my hairline will look patchy as hell. Oh yeah. I'm thinking I'm ready to travel around Asia.

>>33222720
No, my comfort vegetable is peas.

>>33222726
Good luck.

>>33222703
>Usman
Who?
>Covington
fucking who?
explain yourself retard

>>33222727
live laugh love

>>33222731
>>33222710
Look the link big brain

>>33222733
Why the fuck would I get catharsis from watching two complete strangers fighting each other you autist

Hm, I might actually hate women. How do I overcome this? Feels very internalized and I don’t want to be like this. What kind of therapy do I need?

>>33222726
making out is cool but you probably shouldn't have sex

>>33222734
Violence and competition, your response is very feminine coded tho so my bad

>>33222735
I decided to just hate everyone instead equally regardless of gender

>>33222703
Leave my husbando Colby alone. He only lost because Usman got so many timeouts. Colby is one of the only natty fighters in the UFC, one of the smallest at welterweight, actually fights at his weight, and has cardio for days.

>>33222621
Nah that is correct
>>33222616
That’s a millennial thing.

>>33222207
It means we all faam in the chlurb.
Femanons, wear sunscreen ffs.

>>33222734
they're not strangers to him. he identifies with roided up negroes on a very personal basis.

>>33222741
He lost cuz Usman’s right straight snapped his jaw lmao, the rest is cope

>>33222738
Ironically this is a passive aggressive bitch reply from you. I will be forthright and call you a cunt

>>33222742
Ask stardew, she'll set you straight

>>33222221
No? What's that like?

>>33222747
Well no it wasn’t because femininity does not like violence nor that gutsy competition generally, but okay

>>33222207
F
I'm all for female empowerment, but if I ever ran into Sophie Rain knowing she made $76m from the shitty porn she makes, I'd beat the fuck out of her.

>>33222752
Would you do what she did if you knew you too could make the same amount of money?
I often think I'd be evil if I could be rich, I'm just too stupid to be immoral.

>>33222621
The one Norwegian girl I've got with DID keep her knickers on after our first date. It was the only thing she kept on, admittedly, but the map isn't wrong I suppose.
>>33222742
Now that I think about it the only women who've slept with me after a first date were both millennials.
>>33222751
>but okay
Bitch reply

>>33222616
I'd never sleep with a man on a first date. The soonest and furthest I've gone was when I made out with a security guard at the hospital I was visiting for clinic that I asked out on a second date. He ended up sticking his hand down my pants.

>>33222755
Ah another emotional sperg who can’t say NTA

>>33222330
He's a quirk [unconfirmed] bisexual, like ryan reynolds but no stamp.
Very nice man.

>>33222758
Why would I need to say nta
at what point did I imply I was some other anon

>>33222752
Would it be different if she made good porn?

>>33222466
Do you know the appeal of the "girl next door"?
Pedro is the hot slightly dorky dad next door. He makes women feel safe in a sexy way

>>33222759
>no stamp.
What does that mean?

>>33222762
Hence why I said another emotional sperg, you blend together

Men, do you like tramp stamps on women?

>>33222739
Yeah I realize this is not the place to ask that, but I don’t want to participate in some gay 2 minute hate on women either so idk

>>33222770
?

>>33222768
>you blend together
With fucking who? I'm >>33222731. If you thought I was >>33222691 then you're just straight stupid because you got three replies to >>33222703.

Is it true that women are as "shallow" as men when it comes to finding physical features attractive, but women are more likely to find a greater variety of features attractive?

>>33222365
F No, because we were either both sexually and interest incompatible. Or the sex dwindled without intrests really misaligning.

>>33222773
Wah wah sperg

>>33222774
yes and no because it depends on the individual

>>33222770
Don't like tatts on women in general

>>33222408
That's me

>>33222776
Reduced to gibbering

>>33222779
Cute

>>33222770
I love good tattoos. I haven't seen a good tramp stamp before

>>33222770
I'm ambivalent
>>33222771
Just accept all women are different, it's lowIQ to hate a diverse demographic

>>33222483
>>33222486
>He's still making up shit 10 years later
I'm gonna have to meet n greet you. This is an impressive larp.

>>33222770
Why would I? Didn’t have an easy enough time being a whore?

>>33222754
Didn't she only do like one PIV scene? Fuck yes, I would.

>>33222763
No, but at least then I could partially respect it. Like Bonnie Blue fucking a thousand guys, it's gross, but at least she's putting in work. I think Sophie said she got over a million dollars in a year from one guy alone, and he's either money laundering or she's a Dubai porta-potty.

>>33222788
I have no idea what she did except she's rich and did porn, lol.
Fuck, what a life that'd be.

>>33222770
they're no more trashy than a tattoo elsewhere (but all tattoos are trashy).

>>33222784
They’re not all different though. They’re all self centred snakes who can’t fathom an existence outside the world catering to them

>>33222766
The official coming out stamp.
Like kissing Andrew Garfield to explode my heart.

>>33222774
>women are more likely to find a greater variety of features attractive?
No, men typically find different things attractive while women have little variation. Women's preferences seem to be stronger as well, while men find a large spectrum of features attractive.

Am I retarded for still thinking about my summer fling? She was so cute and we both caught feelings for each other. I loved fucking her too, especially since she always let me fuck her raw. The only reason it stopped is because she was from another country and only here for a few months. But we still text and she has told me she misses me, and I do miss her too.

>>33222797
>Am I retarded for still thinking about my summer fling?
You're not retarded and you are normal. But you've also got to let it go and move on
>The only reason it stopped is because she was from another country and only here for a few months. But we still text and she has told me she misses me, and I do miss her too.
I empathise with you bro I really do

What do girls prefer in terms of deodorant or lack thereof on men? I'm thin and barely perspire even in the summer so my pits almost never really get stinky, but I'm curious what the general consensus is for day-to-day situations.

>>33222797
Summer loving, had me a blast

Also, Dr. Pepper is like crack. Switching to zero sugar is the only thing that kept me sane.

>>33222801
Femboy energy. I'd peg the fuck out of you with your unscented armpits.

>>33222641
>she doesn't know how to put herself in sport mode and is doing the porn bounce.
Stop the theatrics and lock in. Go horizontal, grip under his shoulders, and you pound him horizontally like squat reps. (Yes you need to stretch for this)

>>33222801
pls use deodorant

>>33222791
>self centred snakes who can’t fathom an existence outside the world catering to them
Men are worse in my experience

>>33222807
this, pounding a moid like in porn is retarded, you have to position yourself well

>>33222801
Not really a deoderant smeller kinda gal. Just go unscented. Now if you were to dabble in cologne...

>>33222810
Men are prideless dogs that are slaves to women. No woman will care about you for who you are, only what you can provide, and men are the hapless retards contorting themselves for a scrap of pussy because they have no honour

>>33222789
I would probably just take the Belle Delphine route. Make my bag and then just make homemade porn for the fun of it.

>>33222799
>But you've also got to let it go and move on
It's not like I haven't dated or fucked other girls, but man, this Scottish girl had me over the moon.
>I empathise with you bro I really do
I can't tell if this is sarcasm
>>33222802
Dr. Pepper really is GOATED

>>33222813
That's just you, G.

>>33222807
Okay, I will try this but I'm still skeptical

Think I'm getting a job soon anons/anonettes. Feel like I'm running out of time and at the same time have no clear way on where to go. Want to enjoy the finer things in life, but I find myself resembling the people around me that I hated. Where do i go from here?

>>33222818
Nice dude, you got me, next you can call me an incel

>>33222813
>No woman will care about you for who you are, only what you can provide
I've realised this now the hard way
All the women I dated dropped me as soon I stopped being entertaining and useful to them
Dating is a complete waste of time, so is working for others and following all the rules, focus on yourself

lol

If a woman can't find a loyal husband there's something wrong with them, I'm sorry. There are like 110 men to every 100 girls

>>33222827
there is like 1 good man to every 100 women

>>33222819
Of what? It's only slightly more difficult if you can't fit your knees over his hips.

>>33222827
get some new material

>>33222827
Any woman can walk outside and be desired for existing. Insane to think about

>>33222823
Not gonna call you an incel, as it's a stupid insult, but most men aren't like that and most women aren't like that. I think you have some unaddressed resentment you need to sort out.

>>33222825
>tfw autism and PTSD

>>33222827
The issue is that you never really know if a man is loyal until put in a position where he has to be.

>>33222815
>It's not like I haven't dated or fucked other girls,
It still sticks with you though, I know.
>I can't tell if this is sarcasm
No I'm dead serious. I still sometimes think of the Chinese ballerina I had a fling with in the summer of 2023. We messaged for a year after that until it got silly.
I'm going to China this year though......

>>33222825
What if I'm bipolar and ADHD, can I ascend to tier 2

>>33222828
Men are more docile, more respectful, healthier and higher educated than ever before in history of humanity but there are less "good men" now???

>>33222827
Every single woman I know, even the unattractive ones could easily have a man - a good one, if they wanted. I know tons of decent guys who can't find a woman to save their life.

>>33222835
no [send to siberia]

>>33222838
Every woman who’s a 3-6 demands an 8+ because they’re self entitled pieces of shit

>>33222812
I have some male paco rabanne for special occasions, but I wouldn't use that on the daily.

>>33222805
You could try, I'm still a southern slav probably two heads taller than you and into the opposite of femdom, so I hope you're a switch.

>>33222838
>I know tons of decent guys who can't find a woman to save their life.
Yeah, but are they retarded?

>>33222841
Oh yeah no, not like that much for daily, just something simple. Bath and bodyworks even.

>>33222827
If I was a woman I would be a femcel
Some of us are too loopy for dating and finding someone willing to commit
>>33222839
Can I take a jacket I heard it's cold there
Guess I'll go fight wolves there or something
>>33222843
Based Fred again enjoyer

What's the male equivalent of riding a floor-mounted dildo in the shower, slipping, and falling on it and bruising your insides?

>>33222848
Talking to women when you aren’t 6/6/6

>>33222848
Sticking their dick in the vacuum cleaner and breaking their dick.

>>33222825
how are personality disorders considered neurodivergent?
mandatory “send all people suffering from cluster b personality disorders in separate societies” reply

>>33222848
Probably a deathgrip tear, sis. Moids really be out there with no lotion.

Women if a guy that was like way shorter than you tried to flirt with you, what would you do?

>>33222834
Hit her up if you're still on speaking terms. I'm going to Japan this year and gonna try and see if I can finally meet this big titty half-Japanese, half-Indian girl I've been talking to for 2 years

>>33222848
coming in last in your fantasy football league

>>33222848
My dick has a huge white spot since I tear the skin and it bleeds all over but I can't stop jerking it

>>33222853
call the gnome police

Met a lady today, I sat in front of her at an event
Long story short, she said that back in the day even short guys had success, but women these days all want a tall guy
Thanks for reading my blog

most men are at least as bisexual as women, possibly more.

>>33222860
an old lady*
80+ years
idk how much is that in imperial

>>33222861
literally who cares

>>33222860
not reading all that, sorry

>>33222848
I masturbated with rubbing alcohol once when I was younger

>>33222860
>the more self absorbed humans become, the more they feel like the best is barely good enough
who could have seen that coming

>>33222861
Just because men find left more attractive than the right doesn't mean they're bi

>>33222864
you, enough to respond

>>33222861
No, there was been phallometric studies disproving this.

>>33222870
>interacting means caring
god I wish I could be as brain dead as you, must be peaceful

>>33222869
i was thinking about sports. i don't thin there's a single sports fan who wouldn't gladly be sodomized by his favorite athlete if he had the chance. he probably wouldn't even consider it gay.

>>33222869
M
I'd choose the right if I had to fuck one

>>33222853
I'd "ara ara" the fuck out of him

>>33222859
I don't know why this is so funny. Like a Lollipop Guild of midgets dressed as constables taking another midget away to a tiny jail.

>>33222861
This just isn't true

>>33222875
>This just isn't true
all sports fans are latent bisexuals at the very least, so i'd say it's pretty true

>>33222875
>I'd "ara ara" the fuck out of him
NTA. I hope you don't mind when a guy blushes

>>33222876
M
The only sport I watch is women's beach volleyball

>>33222802
>>33222815
Dr. Pepper, Coke, Pepsi never liked them.

>>33222853
I'd thank him and go right back to my delusion.

>>33222881
pretty gay desu

>>33222884
What's the delusion?

>>33222884
Is the delusion the guy, the situation, or the your tits being that big?

>>33222885
Their butts are insane, dude.

Women, if a woman way taller than you tried to flirt with you, what would you do?

>>33222861
Men are violently antihomosexual so this is hard to measure. It only evens out if you count how many guys with girlfriends are on grindr.

>>33222884
Women, can we watch tv like this, please?

>>33222889
call the giant police

>>33222889
Uhhh.. the bathroom is over there? Um.. there needs to be a safeword so I know this is gay flirting.

>>33222875
>Femanon when she encounters a guy shorter than her.

>>33222891
I'd let
>him
hold my boobie and watch tv.

>>33222855
I might do, but things ended kind of awks (I ghosted her after she got drunk and told me about her ex because it reinforced how kind of odd it was that we still texted). Also there's a few other girls I want to catch up with and I'm travelling with another girl too. Christ that makes me sound like a whore
>see if I can finally meet this big titty half-Japanese, half-Indian girl
God damn good luck bro.

>>33222848
Ouch that sounds painful, are you ok
Idk but once in highschool my friend tried to build a wanking machine which did not go well for him
I smashed my dick and balls doing a front wheelie once on BMX, hurt for like a day
>>33222851
>how are personality disorders considered neurodivergent
Nta, maybe not in terms of your brain being wired differently from birth, but neuroplasticity is a thing, I think your brain probably does develop differently from normies
>>33222860
>women these days all want a tall guy
I mean this isn't really true if you just look around you lol
>>33222869
Right still kinda cute, left is ungodly

Im struggling with being funny with japanese girls
they dont like dark humor, they just think its mean
and other jokes dont translate well
any advice?

>>33222888
hm. so it's their butts you're interested in. very telling
>>33222890
>Men are violently antihomosexual
it's the protesting-too-much syndrome

>>33222902
Dark humor is better with people you already know. If you're dropping it on strangers then you're just plain not funny.

>>33222900
I'm not okay, I'm going to throw up I'm so nauseous. My Sunday is ruined. That's what I get for trying to start it on a fun note.

>>33222884
My ex used to put my hand on her boobs when we watched TV or cuddled lol
Damn I miss her
Nvm I'm back on my sigma era
>>33222896
Jokes on her I don't have a desktop nor can afford one (I could sell the graphics card tho)
>>33222899
Is this Oxford fuckboy anon? Aren't you a whore though?

>>33222905
>That's what I get for trying to start it on a fun note.
I'm sorry to hear that anon
Get well soon
This is why having fun and enjoying things is dangerous

Teto sounds better than Hatsune Miku and I'm tired of pretending the opposite is true.

>>33222906
EPIC
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NAME
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DROP
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>>33222906
>Aren't you a whore though?
Well yeah but it didn't hit me how much until I was typing that sentence. My friends accuse me of yellow fever and I guess I see now why too

>>33222905
that's what you get for being a complete degenerate on the sabbath

>>33222904
idk ive won people over with dark humor, just doesnt work with the japanese. they dont like that type of humor

you guys ever go on a date and realie within the first 2 seconds that you dont like her?
what do you do in that situation?
just leaving is kind of rude

>>33222908
Turquoise >>> burgundy

>>33222913
God would've wanted me to be happy today if He was good.

>>33222915
>you guys ever go on a date
No.

>>33222915
I don‘t go on dates with people I don‘t like, so no.

>>33222919
why not anon? youre handsome and quite the catch if I do say so

>>33222920
real life is always different than online

>>33222889
I'd melt

>>33222896
>ywn have a nerdy, barely legal boy to sugar mama for
Why even live?

>>33222921
People have told me that ad verbatim IRL
Idk I just can't ask a girl out
Physically not possible for me

>>33222915
I don't like anyone, but I warmed to every girl I dated desu and had a nice time with them, they all dumped me tho

>>33222924
>ywn have a nerdy, barely legal boy to sugar mama for
Plenty of those to go around, unless you 'can't have it' because you're too poor to be a sugar mama lmao

>>33222915
No, this has never happened to me

I dont think Ill ever fall in love again
I fell in love with a bpd cutie 2 years ago but things didnt work out and since then I cant stop thinking about her
nothing will ever be the same again

>>33222889
Depends. Is she a tittymonster, too?

>>33222929
I bought my fiancee a new car in cash. I can afford a fucking graphics card.

>>33222934
I dunno man, with these price hikes nowadays a car might become cheaper than a 5080 ngl...

>>33222848
I once jerked off too much and uh...had my penis hole hurt a lot. Not in the same ballpark, but similar in nature. You goof, couldn't you wait til the bedroom?

>>33222933
Wow, rude. Breast size shouldn't matter, ma'am.

>>33222931
Same here but desu I think I have bpd too

Women, you're sent into a Hentai Dimension where all the tropes and rules apply, you're one of the 'heroines' in said hentai.

Would you rather be in:
A) A fantasy hentai world with rape monsters (No risk of death, just rape)
B) A hentai filled with fat-cocked ugly bastards and NTR
C) A hentai with incest (any type)
D) A hentai with a shota as the male main character.

>>33222941
b is a loli hentai

all you tall women loving gays should watch the really real news
https://youtu.be/wR5dqPlPow0?si=A4znXwAHVoe7YrYW

>>33222943
Slop.

>>33222941
A, it's not even close and is one of my go-to genres.

>>33222905
JH, was it one of the horse dildos?

So why don't lonely single women just date fat and balding guys?

>>33222947
>ever risking riding a dildo that big
I'm retarded, but not THAT retarded.

>>33222899
What's up, Chad? I've heard a lot about you.

>>33222948
Because lonely, single women want monogamy and fat and balding guys can't give that to them.

>>33222937
be careful, you can lose sensitivity in your penis because of that

>on a date with a short girl
>my ideal type
>Date is over
>Reflect on my behaviour
>kind of bullied her about being short
i do this everytime but now I caught myself
she said she enjoyed it anyway but I hope she didnt just sya that out of politeness

>>33222955
I too come to this thread to humble brag with plausible deniability

>>33222412
frequency, importance, how willing you are to skip a funeral to fuck, etc

>>33222955
It made her wet

>>33222956
theres nothing to brag about in my life
most dates dont work out for me. my success rate is extremely low
>>33222958
I hope so

>>33222848
riding a floor-mounted dildo in the shower, slipping, and falling on it and bruising your insides

>>33222955
It's okay, we're used to it.

>lady
Men and women
Should I get tested for autism if I have had issues with social and communication skills, and still do, before I even started using phones and social media? What would be the point and would it be too late to get social ability increased?

>>33222963
its never too late for that

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/SHl9HOZMkEs
What do you do when you feel depressed?
>state gender too

>>33222959
IME dating isn't about personal success rates. Most dates don't work out because the chances that you'll both click like that are simply low. It's nobody's fault and it doesn't reflect badly on anyone. If you had a high success rate it'd indicate your standards were too low OR you were some sort of chameleon who moulded yourself to everyone you met OR you were an SCP level giga normalfag

>>33222324
It's almost 3pm and still haven't left my room or interacted with my housemates, should I just sneak out? (They'll hear/see me leaving tho)

>>33222941
D, reluctantly. I'd have said A if you specificied the type of monsters. If they are monsters that can communicate and have a culture that I end up being forced into, that'd be infinitely better than just being stuck to a wall Aliens style.

>>33222963
What issues do you have with social skills exactly?

>>33222963
Yes, get tested if you can
The point is that you can access management strategies and advice which is laser focused on what you actually need help with. Instead of generic "how do I into socialising" you can get "okay so I find this specific thing difficult, how have other autistic people dealt with it?".

>>33222965
female, self harm and stop eating (no appetite for days with depression)

>>33222965
My father's second wife was significantly taller and she never left him
He was a baller tho

>>33222971
Sorry to hear that

>>33222963
>Social and communication skills
tell me more about this please. i'm here to help.

>>33222965
>What do you do when you feel depressed?
F
I tend to put on music and dissociate for a while. Then I go to the gym in the morning and that usually makes me feel better.

>>33222972
Apple fell pretty far from the tree.

>>33222965
m
i just say, well, i guess this is how i'm feeling at the moment, i'll ride it out and try to make the best of it.

>>33222965
F. Bake and masturbate.

>>33222965
M
Eat. Not having eaten all day is usually the cause. Besides that, talk to my best friend, watch something comfy like Technology Connections, or maybe play something comfy.

>>33222979
Oh, showering really helps too. I also sometimes shock myself out of melancholy by playing the Fist of the North Star theme "You Are Shock" or the Shadow the Hedgehog theme.

>>33222977
I'd eat your cookie.

>>33222964
>>33222970
Okay, I’ll look into it
>>33222969
>>33222974
I know I have selective mutism because my throat always tightens when I speak. It’s been an (annoying-to-most) issue when I can’t speak at all or speak very quietly. People got angry at me a lot in childhood and I almost got placed in special education for it (my cousin, no matter what issue she has, actually got kept back a grade just because she didn’t talk “enough”).

I still don’t know how to converse and I just get stuck with nothing in my head. No thoughts or opinions or anything. Just stumped with emptiness of thoughts and feeling very nervous, hoping the person will ask a yes or no question so I had use body language instead of verbal.

There’s more but that’s the basic stuff I think.

>>33222980
>showering helps
do you have any heavy pisces placements, by chance?

>>33222975
>Apple fell pretty far from the tree
You're not even wrong and now I feel sad
Both my grandfathers were miserable incels though, idk why their wives stayed with them
>>33222980
>Fist of the North Star theme "You Are Shock" or the Shadow the Hedgehog theme.
Holy based

>>33222973
Thanks, I’ll be fine hopefully

>>33222981
I'm more into making pies than cookies.

>>33222989
Well I'd go down for that eating contest too.

>>33222788
>Didn't she only do like one PIV scene?
I thought she didn't even do full nudes.

Wasn't she one of those tiktok thots who built an audience of pedos while underage who then cashed in them big time by starting an OF as soon as she turned 18 but never fully delivering?

>>33222889
It'd go over my head, I'm not a lesbo.

>>33222992
Yet

>>33222992
>It'd go over my head,
Well yes, she's way taller than you.

>>33222965
M
Wait for my next manic episode

>>33222975
>Apple fell pretty far from the tree.
Damn, why did anon deserve that?

>>33223001
Nope, I like men,

>>33222982
hm. you're not retarded, but everything you're describing is a negative characteristic. lack of speech, lack of thought, lack of an internal life. if you were autistic and capable of putting on your own clothes and writing down your experiences after solving a captcha on 4chan, there would be positive attributes to your autism too. can you think of anything like that in your life? a special interest? something that brings you great joy? what excites you?

>>33222984
I do not know what that means

>>33223007
>Nope, I like men,
NTA. Wait until you date me, both my exes came out as gay.

>>33222938
Sorry, I'm only gay for blonde titcows.

>>33222982
>and I just get stuck with nothing in my head
Like you're panicking or like you're in a big fog or like what?

>>33223010
She's talking about space racism

>>33222915
I had someone leave once. Completely ridiculous. I considered calling her out on Facebook but I thought that it’d be too much.

>>33223014
I know it's horoscope stuff I just don't know what heavy pisces placement means. I looked up my birth chart and it's incomprehensible

>>33223017
heavy in this case would be sun, moon, or ascendant

>>33223006
She's not wrong, I'm basically the opposite of my chad normie father to the point where I wonder if we're related
But his father was an incel bipolar alcoholic so ig it skips a generation

>>33223012
So you're racist too. Not cool, ma'am.

>>33223018
As opposed to asteroid supplementation, meteoric risibility, and cometment issues.

>>33223021
Having a preference isn't racist. I just really like the contrast of white skin against mine.

>>33222924
>ywn have a nerdy, barely legal boy to sugar mama for
Yes, please. I really want to be able to play space marine 2

>>33223013
I don’t know. Maybe panicking.
>>33223008
>lack of speech, lack of thought, lack of an internal life
This only happens when I’m in social situations, not when I’m alone or with some other people I’m comfortable with. I have depression already so maybe it could that that causes me to have very little happiness. I love my pets, games… that’s really it.

Hi guys

Male anons if I was in the same room as you would you give me a big hug Ang tell me everything is alright?

>>33222963
>lady
Hear me tonight
>>33223027
Sounds more like classic depression/anxiety combo
I used to think I was autistic, then I realised I don't like interacting with people and it's usually terribly dull

>>33223030
Of course.

>>33223028
Wassup weeners
>>33223030
Yeah ofc

Why do I feel evil for dating other people after a break up?

>>33223018
I see. In that case the answer is a resounding nope. Sun = Leo, Moon = Virgo, Ascendant = Gemini.
>>33223032
Shouldn't act like that's mutually exclusive with autism when the two are actually hugely comorbid.

>>33223036
How long ago did you break up with him?

>>33223030
>big hug Ang
Yeah we could cuddle up on the couch and watch Ang Lee movies until you feel better.

>>33223039
She broke up with me about 6 months ago

>>33222980
>Fist of the North Star theme "You Are Shock" or the Shadow the Hedgehog theme.
I concur, based.

>>33222987
>>33223006
Sorry, I didn't mean to be so mean.

Women, do you believe Will Smith when he tells you that he isn't gay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

Who had the better humiliation ritual?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Y5KVtU810

>>33223028
https://voca.ro/1liT8SvEJIym

>>33223033
>>33223035
Thank you anons

>>33223030
Honestly, no. Too dangerous.

>>33223025
So you'd turn down a pale-skinned woman with red/brown/black hair? What about the contrast of a woman being darker than you?

>>33223048
Maybe, idk. I have a thing for blondes in particular.

>>33223044
>Women, do you believe Will Smith when he tells you that he isn't gay?
Sure. I also believe that he's a pathetic cuck married to a sorceress sucking the life out of him.

>>33223045
Why do you sound like Sheen Estevez

>>33223027
i don't know how beneficial it might be to get a diagnosis of anything. if you're not american it might be different of course.

since you're alone right now (or at least are with people you're comfortable with) and have access to speech, thoughts, your internal life, what do you think is wrong with you? try to be as honest with yourself as you can. being able to label yourself one thing or another isn't going to clarify much for you, you're just going to be exchanging one word for one thing for another. you still need to try to understand yourself.

>>33223032
I’ll just get checked sometime by a psych

>>33223054
Idk who that is, but I'll assume you're insulting me.

>>33223056
I’m sure I understand myself perfectly fine
>>>33223057

>>33223051
And you'd turn her down if she had the right skin and hair and body size, but she wasn't busty?

>>33223043
>didn't mean to be so mean
No worries, it was funny and you're not even wrong lmao, I am the black sheep of the family. My siblings are successful chads and stacies like my father, meanwhile I can't get out of bed in the morning
>>33223057
Godspeed
I wouldn't trust psychs though desu, they all told me I didn't "seem" autistic

>>33222941
Mix of A and B <3

>>33223058
You must be really old

My therapist told me I’m autistic :(

>>33223059
it doesn't sound like it. why do you clamp up when forced to interact with others? why aren't you able to find more enjoyment in life? why aren't you interested in anything? why are you so fucking dull?

>>33223062
This conversation is making me sound more and more shallow.
>>33223066
I'm only 34.

>>33223067
theyre probably just jealous of you
did you do anything to set them off
have they done anything else suspicious

>>33223042
That's a bit strange then. Any idea why you feel that way?

>>33223070
>I'm only 34.
Lol

>>33223046
You're welcome. Cute frog!

>>33223035
>Wassup weeners
hi

>>33223070
>This conversation is making me sound more and more shallow.
Don't worry, nobody knows who you are and none of your answers will be held against you at a later date.

>>33223067
Nothing wrong with being autistic anon
You got this cat girl
My therapist told me I'm bipolar kek

>>33223070
Happy birthday, jh

>>33223076
How is life going weeners
Are you off for summer soon
We gotta do more drawing and puzzle game sometime

>>33222934
>bought my fiancee a new car in cash
Have you fucked in it yet?

>>33223073
Fuck you.
>>33223077
I wish.
>>33223079
You're late. But thanks.

>>33223078
My dad grandma and great grandma all have bipolar I’m so scared I’ll develop bipolar, or worse

I wish my parents knew I was going to be so mentally ill when I was a fetus so they could abort me

There's like this 6 foot tall woman at the gym who goes for the picrel aesthetic, she's middle aged for sure and all she does is ass workouts which makes me respect her less desu cause it tells me she's extremely superficial and vanity driven which is not shit I could ever keep up with. She also kinda gives off extreme Jezebel energy , like she's been divorced and solely from burning her own own house down sorta thing.

So I just ignore her, very hard, like zero eye contact. The problem is, she's very hot and always hovers around me and follows me at least one station per day. I swear I heard her say "fag" as I walked by once but I didn't flinch and kept walking so she looked like the idiot, I'm going to chalk it upto her being irritated that she gets zero attention so she has to be petty.

The problem is though, im like 5 8 and she's basically a giant, it was NEVER going to work , why the fuck is she pissed? And she doesn't do this to anyone else. Do you think its worth talking or smiling at her or something?

Or is this purely attention seeking behavior from a narcissist?

State gender

What is a "slutty" outfit?

>>33223086
Boobs

>>33223084
I think you're a neat person and I'm glad you're alive. I'm sorry life hasn't gone how you'd like so far, but I hope it'll go better in the future. I believe you'll make it because I believe in you.

>>33223087
M
Anything a woman who rejects me is wearing.

>>33223087
f, i'd say something that shows thighs and belly and cleavage all at the same time. two is pushing it, one is safe.

State gender
Why is this the case?

>>33223090
Good fox.

>>33223092
If I look like one of the ones on the top row, can I possibly make money streaming video games despite absolutely sucking at them?

>>33223086
She just wants you to simp

>>33223089
Thank you anon

I hate going to class and seeing so many of my classmates not suffer with mental illness. Everything just comes so much easier for them. They don’t know what I had to do in order to reach their academic level

>>33223094
Yes
>>33223092
Hasan is extremely good looking. And Moistcritikal is above average.

>>33223092
Women aren't allowed to be ugly

>>33223092
The audience for both of them is just men

>>33223092
F
Because Dan Clancy likes titty streamers and tankie streamers.

>>33223094
How's your self-deprecating banter while sucking?
Can you try out a variety of different games so the sucking doesn't get monotonous?

>>33223094
Probably not at your age

>>33223092
https://youtu.be/vdJGoulILFs?feature=shared

>>33223092

Only Men are actually sitting down and watching twitch so the top in both genders caters to different mens interests , women only watch hasanabi at best

>>33223092
I need a girl who looks like the top right

>>33223105
Ignore the caption I just chose the first video link that popped up

>>33223106
nta
>All women are tankies
Speaking as a woman whose not a tankie, men like you are an excellent argument for misandry.

>>33223094
Are you funny and/or willing to do stuff that is borderline softcore porn?

>>33223080
its going aaokay
yes we do

>>33223095

this is where I was leaning as well , thanks anon

Time to ignore her even harder to make her seethe

>>33223102
I take criticism VERY poorly.
>Can you try out a variety of different games so the sucking doesn't get monotonous?
Probably, if I'm making enough money to afford so many games.
>>33223103
It's not like they'd know how old I am.
>>33223111
Yes, no.

>>33223105
Of course she is noridc

>>33223110
>misandrist
>not a tankie
Anarchist?

>>33223116
>Yes, no.
Then you might have a moderate amount of sucess but probably not enough to live of it.

>>33223068
You’re throwing a tantrum now, huh.
>>33223063
>they all told me I didn't "seem" autistic
That’s the most I’m worried about

>>33223113
happy to hear it!
got any nice summer plans
>>33223092
bc most people who watch streamers are horny teenage boys who either want someone le funny or hot
>>33223084
honestly if you're not having episodes by now you're probably not bipolar
maybe your college has some support and accommodations for the autism stuff
>>33223083
did you do anything fun for your b-day

>>33223116
>I take criticism VERY poorly.
Having a melty could be your gimmick, but I don't think you'd enjoy it very much.

>Probably, if I'm making enough money to afford so many games.
You need variety before you're popular in order to become popular. Games are cheap if you play on a computer and go for smaller titles instead of Big Name games. Games seem expensive to you because your main experience is Nintendo.

>>33223092
What about Hasan? Women love him

Girls
Your brother comes to family dinner with multiple girlfriends. How do you react?

>>33223106
>>33223125
>women only watch hasanabi at best
Do they actually though?

>>33223126
>huh, he's just like chad.
>moves on and enjoys dinner.

>>33223126
slut

>>33223110

i dont know what a tankie even is you chronically online wench , 70% of twitch viewers are male and I bet the lions share of donations come from that 70% cause women ain't spending shit if its not someone else's money.

You commit a misandry, I commit a misogyny , the world spins for yet another day.

>>33223082
>Have you fucked in it yet?
No, it's bad for the leather.

>>33223087
>What is a "slutty" outfit?
F
Outfits that are revealing for the sake of being revealing and sexually enticing. Bikinis aren't slutty, despite covering up less than a skimpy French maid costume because the maid costume was designed to me sexually appealing.

>>33223092
F
Because most people that watch streamers are men. They want men they can relate to (retards, misogynists, and basement dwellers) or women they can goon to.

>>33223126
>Your brother comes to family dinner with multiple girlfriends. How do you react?
Tell them to run. All three of my brothers are objectively terrible people. TERRIBLE.

Girls, why are there so many threads?

>>33223127
Yes?

>>33223120
Makes sense.
>>33223123
I spent it sleeping all day.
>>33223124
>Having a melty could be your gimmick, but I don't think you'd enjoy it very much
That's already my gimmick ITT, and I hate it.
>Games seem expensive to you because your main experience is Nintendo
How much does a good game cost normally, then?

>>33222965
Cry to sad songs that trigger my ptsd
Unrelated, this is dating men.
https://youtube.com/shorts/QcZ8dMTXFzE?si=QcYZMo1a9ieNjJPU

>>33223126
I'd be mad at him for cheating on his wife. I talk to her weekly and know for a fact that she wouldn't want to share him.

>>33223126
Well I already hate my brother for a variety of other reasons, so I wouldn't give a shit.

>>33223121
you're just boring and insecure. congratulations

>>33223099
>>33223131
Why do women not watch streams?

>>33223131
>retards, misogynists, and basement dwellers)
>Hasan Piker
>intelligent
>feminist
>lives in a mansion
Why put your foot in your mouth?

>hangover
>super fucking extra horny
Does this happen to women too?

>>33223126
He's just like meeee. Awwww

>>33223142
Yeh.

>>33223131
>All three of my brothers are objectively terrible people
Are they narcos?

>>33223135
lmfao he's so me fr fr

>>33223135
Sorry you have to deal with us

>>33223145
Do you get horny more often or to rougher stuff?

>>33223145
Does getting fucked help with the headache?

>>33223149
I'm rougher with myself, but more out of frustration than any sort of fetish thing. I wouldn't say it gets me significantly hornier than normal.

>>33223011
My ex bf said he was gay after he dumped me, I still wanted to be with him. Not sure if he lied.

>>33223134
"Good" is relative. It's up to you to figure out what YOU enjoy playing, because your tastes will be different from others' tastes.

Personally, I buy all my video games from charity fundraiser drives. Right now you can buy Slay the Spire by donating $8.50 to a QoL charity for sick children (plus tip).
https://www.humblebundle.com/games/ign-live-bundle-2025

I can't guarantee that your computer will run Slay the Spire, but it probably will. I can't guarantee that you will enjoy Slay the Spire, but you might. I can guarantee that many other people are familiar with Slay the Spire, and they wouldn't be lost or confused if they saw your stream.

>>33223152
Schlicking in the shower does, for sure.

>>33223045
nice sample btw https://voca.ro/1ceVaSXlQOpZ

>>33223126
Thankfully I don’t have a brother

>>33223158
Do you ever use the shower head? Or is that a meme?

>>33223155
That's interesting actually. I didn't know that you could buy games that way.

Father’s Day is such a silly holiday compared to Mother’s Day when your mom does all the work

>>33223045
Why do you sound jewish?

>>33222365
>>33222371
fun fact: in the times before premarital sex you checked your sexual compatibility via dance

>>33223153
I didn't really mean it in a fetish way, but similar to what you said.
Like I'm even more into degrading and being a dom than usual. But I might also jerk off one or two more times than on a non hangover day.
Why frustration though during a hangover?

>>33222965
M
Write in my diary. Re-read the last notes I've had from previous depressions. Try as hard as possible to realize it isn't me talking right now. Try my hardest to do any little thing that can start me on an upward spiral. Try to avoid spiraling downward.

Why are 4chan women so easy and hypersexual?

>>33223159
You could make anything into a remix.
>>33223161
Not in like a decade, the newest shower head hose is too short. It was way too intense anyways.
>>33223164
Haven't heard that one before. That's the millionth accent I've been told I have ITT.
>>33223166
>Why frustration though during a hangover?
I hate that I like to drink. And I hate that I need to masturbate in the morning. So waking up hungover and horny makes me extremely self loathing.