Thread 33400762

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33398447

>>33400762 (OP)
wrong

Shalom goyim. Now bend over.

plap

I love women
I would be such a good bf if I had the opportunity

>>33400766
>>33400767
>>33400768
Wow, all the cute boys are itt!

>>33400774
>no fat and balding anon
The cutest boy is missing

I have the NEED to BREED

>>33400773
Forgot one.
>>33400774

>>33400775
He has evolved into plapnon

>>33400767
>>33400768
>>33400780
Men make drooling retard posts like these and wonder why women don't respect them

>>33400783
>implying
take the retardpill

>>33400783
I'm >>33400767 and I'm a woman. I make that post mostly to trigger /pol/ types. My goal in these threads is to make /pol/ types and incels seethe. Now I have to come up with no rage bait.

>>33400783
Men are proud to be thought of as drones. They aspire to be walking dildos and get deeply, inconsolably offended if a woman lets it slip that she likes him for his personality or sees him as wise and stable enough to marry.

>>33400787
Men can not afford to not be intelligent

>>33400783
It just needs to hit the right woman.

>>33400789
Now I have to come up with new rage bait.

Women which grifts do you feel are targeted at you personally?

>>33400790
I am usually seen as all of that.
Also a very demanfing dildo.

If Sadako/Samara was actually a hung futa that crawled out of the TV after 7 days to fuck you to the brink of death, how often would you watch the tape?

>>33400789
I think your post is having the wrong effect, jsyk. I've been assuming you were a /pol/tard.

>>33400799
>demanfing
demanding
I swear I am not typing with just one hand...

>>33400790
>she likes him for his personality or sees him as wise and stable enough to marry.
This is all I've ever wanted, legitimately

>>33400798
>give me more ammunition
Never

>>33400798
Comfy looking sex toys. I've been tricked out of money twice now, but I at least got my 500 bucks back the second time.

>>33400807
Woooow, you are so so so unique broo!

>>33400802
I'd watch the tape the whole 7 days
Would do it in the original version too
I can fix her

>>33400808
We do blatant trolling here, not grifting, there is a difference

>>33400811
I'm lonelyposting not being unique chill

>>33400807
Legit how I saw the guy I was dating. But we had our differences and he moved on. Back to single and square one for this femanon.
I will never tell him that though, no point now.

>>33400816
More loke boringposting.

>>33400818
Boringposting is the root cause of my lonelyposting

>>33400813
Atoga men actually hate, are ruthless and terribly mean, honestly.

>>33400817
What were the main differences?
If you have perfect character chemistry, that's rare.

>>33400823
It's the same 3-4 dedicated incels desu, the rest of us are chaotic, and mostly like women

>some cunt dumped his son outside and he's been sat there just yelling for 2 hours to pass the time
Are males poorly behaved from birth?

>>33400817
I'm sorry anon, I hope you find someone that will love you without exception

>gone for 7 days
>manager orders shit
>shithead that's covering me doesn't stock shit
>manager: hmm the stuff I ordered yesterday isn't on the shelf, better order it again lol xd
>repeat 3x

Welp, gonna go for round 3.

>>33400823
Wtf did I do?

>>33400824
I felt we did.
I am not sure - he was interested in other people, I guess. I was blindsided. Would hurt me to much to ask.

>>33400830
Ew

>>33400762 (OP)
>- Racism (only allowed on /b/).
>- Trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).
>- Avatar posting, posting pictures of yourself or personal details.

What's with the janny jizzing? Just let the board be retarded and janny if you gotta janny. Posting rules doesn't stop people from breaking them, it just says, "I DOING MY PART - to make 4chan like reddit."

>>33400831
You know what you did last summer.

>>33400832
You mean he cheated or he broke up because he wanted to fuck somebody else?

>>33400826
No obviously. Shitty children = shitty parents 95% of the time

>>33400837
>You know what you did last summer
I worked all summer, same as this summer

>>33400790
>inconsolably offended if a woman lets it slip that she likes him for his personality or sees him as wise and stable enough to marry
It wouldn't be a problem if the woman doing that was a pure virgin, but it's always some slut who had hook-ups and now wants you to be her betabuxxer. Anyone with self-respect would get offended at that.

90% of men need their dicks cut off, especially the coomers itt

>>33400837
Pretty sure he was seeing someone for a long while before he actually broke it off.
Again, I don't want to ask because it will hurt my heart.

>thumbnail of black midgetsex
>thunbnail of woman chugging a piss jug
Who watches this shit...

>>33400850
Men

>>33400846
No, the dicks are the best part of men.

>>33400847
Sorry to hear that, femanon.
I hope you can move on in due time and stay no contact if possible. He doesn,t deserve you around.

>>33400853
Thats why you cut them off, collect them in a box, keep them in the closet and feed them corn and grains.

>>33400853
They're the worst part of low quality men

Women, would you break up with a guy if he sometimes cums in his sleep?

>>33400859
No, but I would be concerned. Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like nocturnal emissions are something that shouldn't be occurring in adulthood.

>>33400853
They literally sell those without men attached, and the ones without men attached actually function better

>>33400846
But I would be nothing without my penis.

>>33400862
You are already nothing

>>33400859
psssh NO! thats is kind of cute, like.. please leave your snail sauce on me lol

>>33400859
Yeah, why is he so leaky and has no control over his body? Why is he constantly preoccupied with lewd things, even when he is unconscious?

>>33400860
Correct, the partner should drain the balls several times every single day.

Every day I thank our 130iq Asian overlords for inventing pokemon and anime

>>33400864
>snail sauce
Stop that.

>>33400863
Leave our penii alone!

>>33400864
Ew…

>>33400860
Nta but it happens if you don't really masturbate

>>33400762 (OP)
Women what do you prefer out of the two
>If the guy cums too early
>If the guy doesn't cum at all and you have to stop because he gets tired or goes flaccid

fuck idk wha tthe fuck he meant by that stop beating around the bush i hate you

>>33400874
I'd say the former because that's at least a sign the sex is over.

>>33400875
You want to choke on his cock, stfu

>>33400865
You only have nocturnal emissions if you don't ejaculate for like 2 weeks

Where do I meet clingy woman that wants marriage and kids

>>33400860
I thought that a general lack of sexual activity can trigger them sometimes.

>>33400874
Depends entirely on whether he's good or bad at sex, and whether I like or dislike him

>>33400866
I feel like my boyfriend would have to let me know when he was at full capacity. I would do my due dilligence to drain him but if I am busy with chores, he would need to initiate or something.

>>33400872
>>33400880
In other words, Nofap is bullshit, and I should fuck my man a lot. I want kids so this works for me.

>>33400879
he's evolving!

Or did you meet a clingy woman who didn't meet your standards?

>>33400874
First one, no competition. Men that have to hold back to not cum are insanely hot and cute. Men that take forever to cum are boring and a huge turn off.

Older anons

Can you pinpoint the exact moment where your entire life became online?

>>33400890
2011

>>33400884
If he doesn't, then something is wrong with him.
Moving up to you from behind, groping you, kissing your neck and slowly pressing my crotch against your cute butt needs to be a daily event.

>>33400890
2005 when i got access to internet

>>33400879
*jumps up and down*
ooo me me me ooo

>>33400890
I asked older anons because I hope that hasn't happened to anyone young yet, but if you are young and that's you feel free to answer

>>33400890
M and yeah, a long-ass time ago. Nobody would talk to me in real life, I couldn't grasp social interaction and wasn't good enough to get any with real people. Someone with similar problems introduced me to this place, and now I have you guys.

I still go through the motions of self-improvement, and will work out today, maybe text a girl, etc. But if real people ever like me, it will be a couple decades late, and you guys will always be my real friends and the only people who were there when I wasn't worth anything to them.

>>33400890
Not exactly exactly, but it pretty much happened when I met a girl at camp and started talking to her on facebook. Summer of... '09? Or so. Maybe '08.

>>33400875
He hates you? Or wants to hate fuck you?

>>33400864
Honestly, sleeping next to a woman might increase the frequency of wet dreams.

>>33400890
I’m 24
About when I was 11

>>33400905
Camp? What happened to the rest of your life though?

>>33400861
>actually function better
Well I guess that’s true but if he functions fine then I don’t think so

>>33400894
ugggh i havn't had this in so long.
i can count on one hand how many times this has happened in the past two years :/

now i have sworn off all sex and am a non-fapping born again virgy.

>>33400890
Age 12 in 2006, a few months before one of my classmates asked if I was a "computer nerd" which made me realize I'd been making constant excuses to avoid hanging out with anyone after school

>>33400872
Is this true?

>>33400890
My uncle gave me his old laptop while I was in middle school

>>33400890
pre xanga. dialup. vamp freaks.. that 420 site .. og clear mac desktops and gateway
oc og chan

>>33400912
Sounds like you enjoy torturing yourself.
Don't think you could resist me if I pushed the right buttons.

Hey bestie, how are you?

>>33400917
I've heard it a lot and had it happen to me once or twice before so I'm inclined to say yes but I've never checked a reputable source

>>33400890
M

In 1999 I got on neopets and played WC2: Battle.net Edition and learned a bunch of bad words that I knew not to repeat
In 2001-2003 we'd have library trips which meant high-speed internet for a few hours
2004 I got Warcraft 3 and was at least learning how to make my own custom maps and write macros. I was on the path to becoming a comp sci major
2005 I got World of Warcraft and that was the point of no return and I ended up studying physics when I went to college 6 years later instead

>>33400874
For sure cums too early. It’ll probably be too long the other way

>>33400907
Living with and sleeping next to my man is one of my most fav feelings.

>>33400860
>>33400917
yeah. The reason is that sperm are designed to be continually produced fresh, they're very small and unstable little cells and not supposed to be stored forever. the body wants to get rid of them to make room for new ones

like a grocery store clearing the expired food that didn't sell off of the shelves

>>33400924
Did you make any friends at university? How did physics work out for you? Was it more practical or theoretical? For example, how close would you be to being able to get an engineering job?

>>33400927
How? This is my nightmare. They are like huge pets that want home cooked food three times a day and stick their body parts inside of you. Insane.

>>33400907
You're thinking about your hot dream gf, not your real gf who will be a bit chubby and nag about your piss puddles all day

>>33400885
>Nofap is bullshit

disagree

nofap is specifically to encourage guys to stop masturbating to porn and go seek relationships with women

>>33400923
Can you feel it?

>>33400933
sounds hot

>>33400910
What rest of my life? I still had school and clubs, sure, but I'd be on the computer to talk to her as soon as I got home. Future partners followed the same pattern. And I started being part of facebook groups and the like. Wasn't until I quit facebook that that stopped, although I started coming here instead, so...

But now at least I have hobbies that take up my time. If it weren't for work being online I'd be barely using a computer at all.

>>33400940
You sound like you would be tempted to let a dog knot you.

Has anyone else been having dreams where they get raped by demons?

>>33400933
I don't breakfast and love cooking though.

>>33400936
i never understood the logic behind this
people have masturbated for millions of years, monkeys masturbate in the zoo
if masturbation made you forget about chasing women we would have been extinct before inventing fire

>>33400936
People still believe in that pseudoscience? Being horny and on the edge will not make you better with females.

>>33400945
You say that but then what you mean is that you will cook some weird recipe you saw online on saturday and leave a huge mess in the kitchen, not that you will feed yourself adequately on a daily basis.

>>33400947
It's tradcuck shit.

>>33400930
I made a lot of friends in uni. I still play vidya with some of them on discord. I quit WoW around the time I started. Physics was fine, but hard. I was in an experimental research school, which is way better than that meme theoretical physics bullshit. I had some things out of my control (imo) that kept me from being an A-student and ultimately switched majors in grad school. I'm in a PhD program in Engineering and have a job interview this week. Trying to finish this year.

>>33400944
I've had one where a woman kept me captive and eventually made me impregnate her. She was evil but the whole thing was pretty sweet in the end.

>>33400938
Not that I know of, I never have but I also don't remember my dreams so others might feel it
I just know because its there in the morning

>>33400933
I'm better at cooking than you are, stay away from the kitchen!
But the other part, yes.

>>33400935
kek trvke

>>33400950
lmao no, I cook big portions so I get 3-5 servings whenever possible. Freezing what I don't eat right away.
I also cook during the week and it usually takes me 2-3h since I like to cook everything from the raw ingredients when possible.

>>33400947
>>33400948
"nofap" is for people who are addicted (yes, I know it isn't aCtUaLlY addictive, those are maybe the worst kind of addictions) to cooming, and in particular, cooming to porn that is poisoning their mind
"Coomer stare" is a thing

>>33400960
I highly doubt that. But feel free to convince me otherwise.

>>33400965
NTA
Let me guess, you enjoy violent video games and don't think those poison your mind?

>>33400947
>>33400948
1. I don't think masturbation is inherently bad for you
2. I think noporn is more important than nofap
3. nofap is for coomers fapping 3-6xdaily
>Being horny and on the edge will not make you better with females.
It's not about being horny enough to talk to women, it's the lack of another outlet and encouraging you to get out of your comfort zone of porn that will never reject you.

>>33400964
Yeah, when you are single. This all goes out the window the moment you have a gf and you think it is now her job to keep you fed.

>>33400973
Cooking is a hobby of mine.
Accept it or bugger off.

>>33400966
Come over and we'll have a cook-off then if you're so confident.
Loser has to have sex with the winner.

>>33400944
i read this doujin once about a submissive futa succubus who's just starting out for the first time trying to rape a guy, and she comes prematurely and cries
the japanese are ridiculously good at turning nightmares into fanservice

>>33400969
NTA
Worse, I play grand strategy games.
Every time you say "porn doesn't poison people's mind" I want to remind you of femanons complaining about how all men want to choke women and eat ass during sex or how many men think labia size is proportional to the amount of men a woman has slept with.

>>33400980
>Every time you say "porn doesn't poison people's mind" I want to remind you of femanons complaining about how all men want to choke women and eat ass during sex or how many men think labia size is proportional to the amount of men a woman has slept with.
Anecdotes and personal opinions aren't evidence of anything, especially when it's comments on the internet.

God, please save me.
I am praying so hard. I only want to do the right thing. Please guide me.

Only one will be switched.

>>33400978
Ok, omw.
>>33400975
Fine. You will find something else to burden me with then.

>>33400983
What are the options?

>>33400980
>how many men think labia size is proportional to the amount of men a woman has slept with
You'd think watching porn would quickly disabuse them of this notion.

>>33400983
What happened?

>>33400969
Maybe they do? But most "violent" videogames aren't actually premeditated murder and torture simulators so there's a difference there

>>33400982
I don't think you need a peer reviewed study to prove that porn sex isn't like sex in real life...

>>33400984
>Fine. You will find something else to burden me with then
Yeah, being hornier than you.

>>33400990
Yes, fiction is fiction. My point is that people who constantly talk about how evil sexual degenerate fictions is always make excuses and engage in mental gymnastics for violent degenerate fiction every fucking time.

>>33400992
I already covered the wanting to stick their body parts inside of me part.

>>33400987
Long lips = whore
Innie = BIG whore, had labiaplasty

>>33400993
Oh, and I did that? Please quote my post where I said that.

>>33400971
>It's not about being horny enough to talk to women, it's the lack of another outlet and encouraging you to get out of your comfort zone of porn that will never reject you.
I don't think that matters. Obviously you shouldn't jerk off 3-6 times a day, but if you don't have a gf and you're short/ugly, it doesn't matter if you watch porn to get off.

>>33400956
>>33400979
I’m not joking guys I was terrified and it felt like possession. Is the devil in my life? I’m so scared

>>33400998
>I'm short and ugly that means my life is LITERALLY le over, billions must die

>>33400980
>I want to remind you of femanons complaining about how all men want to choke women
This is entirely a female fetish.

>>33401001
NTA
>Watching porn is killing billions
Damn, who knew?

how do people just dump $10k into a single vet checkup with no surgery or anything

>>33401001
>missing the point this hard
Absolute fucking retard.

>>33401000
if there is a devil he is probably laughing his ass off watching us die slowly alone, he doesn't need to do anything anymore

>>33401007
>does nothing
>wins

>>33401007
Am I schizophrenic then?

>>33400762 (OP)
> Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:
- DON'T, unless the old one is either at, or approaching, the image limit (150), or page 10.
The previous thread wasn’t on page 10 or at image limit
Why did you post rules you don’t even follow?

>>33401010
just read some doujins about succubuses and then blame it on the Japanese
you're not schizophrenic, just horny

>>33401011
because if he doesn't break the rules someone will make a thread without his oh-so important rules and the thread will turn into pure chaos. His words.

>>33400994
That's how nature is and how we feel the most complete.

>>33400998
>Obviously you shouldn't jerk off 3-6 times a day
I am feeling called out here.
You are just scared of my high libido.

Gender

Do you actually care about age gaps (more than 4 years) in your relationships?

>>33401000
He likely hides in your home and steals your panties when you're not available for rape dreams.

>>33401022
F, only mentally ill people are in age gap relationships.

>>33401022
M
Only for practical reasons relating to having children. Other than that, if she's attractive she's attractive.

>>33401022
Male
Yeah, anything above 8 years to me feels like a lot
8-10 years she basically has to be my dream girl otherwise
10+ is a dealbreaker

>>33401022
M. Ideal is of course same age, but i am annoyed by people with easy lives and ideal relationships lording it over everyone else, like "why aren't all you people perfect, like us?" Life is chaotic and if you're not lucky you rarely get what you want, you have to try your best with what you got.

>>33400917
Yknow there's such a thing as Google
But yes if I go around a week or so without fapping I will sometimes cum
People think adult men dont/shouldn't do it because most men masturbate too much for it to occur
If a man cums in his sleep it means he ISNT a porn addict

>>33401022
F. I prefer a bit older than me. The 1/2+7 rule seems to work for me to determine a max. My current relationship was right on the edge of that when we met (21 & 29/30) and now it feels more appropriate that we're older.

>>33401022
M
No, but the last three women who were interested in me were 8, 10 and 19 years younger than me. The last one was just 18, but I noticed quite fast that gap is just too big. She had a really nice body and is a good girl, but it was hard to actually connect with her on a meaningful level.
I would say up to a decade younger/older is ok if both are 20+.

>>33401022
Female, I guess so since I've always preferred older guys and my bf is a lot more than 4 years older than me

Men how come whenever I post online about wanting to kms some dude tries to get me to sext him? Like... is wanting to die a turn on?

>>33401036
they just want to stick their dick in you before your pussy goes cold

>>33401036
Idk
If someone talks about killing themselves i just platonically encourage them

>>33401036
We want to fix you.
Through sex.
...Or something like that.
Also mentally ill girls are easier to manipulate.

>>33400844
Nah if you want to find a dude who wants to be cucked you don't have to lie you can go online and be like "Hi, I want to fuck three men per week and keep your dick in a cage and have yo edit videos of me getting pounded for my onlyfans while you clean my dirty panties with your mouth" and get tons of replies.

>>33401036
The expectation/hope is that you are desperate.
Basically, weakness if you are a woman.

>>33401036
Men literally do not give a single shit about you. All they care about is trying to turn any situation where they have access to you into something that benefits them.

>>33401036
They see you begging for attention so they're giving you attention

>>33401000
>>33400983
>>33400944
Nightmares often portray our fears. You are clearly scared of this happening. And since you keep ruminating on it, you are deepening the pathways in your brain to think about it more. Therefore you get more demon dreams.

>have autism
>avoid people i'm attracted to because they make me uncomfortable and i don't want to make them uncomfortable
>will avoid looking at you, interacting with you, physically being next to you etc
>seen as a creep and am picked on wherever i go
what can i do to start working on this?

>>33401036
>sex with me will fix/change your life

idk why but there's a lot of guys who genuinely believe this. I had one friend who came out as a lesbian and a mutual former friend's reaction was "You're a lesbian? You should try femdomming me first." She sent me their texts. It's gotta be one of the most retarded exchanges I have EVER read in my life.

>>33401036
Where are you doing this? 4chan? Instagram?

>>33401036
Women are turn-ons, the moment they get turned on is the moment you say you're not male

>>33401048
Stop being autistic
But since you cant do that you should just reroll for a better life

>>33401036
Guys think they have better chances with a depressed girl because they can be the savior or whatever.

>>33400861
I want the semen.

Like, I want three dudes in a box in my house collecting neetbux and getting milked of their load like 4 or 5 times a day so I can bathe in it.

Fake cum lube smells gross and isn't warm and it doesn't taste different depending on what you feed him.

Hi, do you remember me?

men are disgusting and deserve worse than everything bad that happens to them

>>33401050
They are projecting. Their own biggest problem in life is that they don‘t get pussy, so they assume that dick would solve the problem.

What's the BLACKED equivalent for men? Is it fucking Asian women, or fucking trannies?

>>33401048
Well, you have determined that your actions are making them uncomfortable, yes? This avoidance is more from your own discomfort and about being unsure what to do. Did you grow up with angry parents? Your technique may work against someone angry as you are making yourself small and submissive, hoping they won't notice you. The same technique on the general public looks misplaced.

>>33401055
Am I going to end up in some kind of reverse Stardew Valley sex mod situation with you...?

>>33401048
practice like crazy. it will take a lot of practice to mimic a normal human.
and try to keep your morale up or you will end up like me and >>33401053 (exhausted and tired of playing the game and ready to roll the dice for another chance at being normal).
it helps if you have good people around that will be lenient and help keep you from getting too frustrated at failing over and over thousands of times

>>33401055
The Loathesome Cum Eater...

>>33401060
Blacked is for the boys

>>33401058
Literally nothing happens to men
What men say is a bad thing happening to them is just the absence of happening
More nothing is still just nothing

Why does the army keep sending me recruitment texts and email? I obviously did not sign up for selective service and i do not need to explore and of the"oppritunities". Wtf would i even do if i did enlist?

>>33401060
Only men watch blacked content you retard.

>>33401067
Did you go to uni? Your info may be available to them if so, is my theory

>>33401067
You don't know that israel uses girls to try to boost recruitment?

>>33401067
>Wtf would i even do if i did enlist?
Being the squad's resident cumrag bussy.

>>33401060
Threesomes or reverse gangbangs with extremely hot women where they don't have to do anything.

>>33401067
A whole lot of fukken nothing
I'll join the army if ww3 breaks out
Then they won't give as much a fuck about missing equipment as they would during peacetime

>>33401066
we could remove their dicks

>>33400856
I read a doujin about this once. She installed guillotines in the urinals.

>>33401055
Rare JL moment

>>33401048
You need to start learning how to tolerate discomfort and probably some practical social skills too. Start practising with people you don't find attractive, and if you have the resources maybe look into finding an occupational therapist. They're somewhat similar to a psychotherapist except they focus on helping you with practical skills, like managing symptoms of autism or socializing

>>33401078
This is word for word what they accused women of doing in the malleus maleficarum, which was their justification for the witch hunting, trials and burning.

Like the only branch i could ever possibly serve in is the fucking Space Force which isnt even military desu. I mean yeah maybe itd be interesting but like what even would the point be?

>>33401072
Well, i am not Israeli

>>33401084
surely they'd find some crap for you to do in the air force
but better like I said before, work for Raytheon or something

>>33401084
I found this pic of you.

>>33401067
>I obviously did not sign up for selective service

there's your answer

>>33401084
Not sure how america is but usually military is free education, good benefits, no rent payments, low bills, military card for discounts, financially there are a lot of upsides

>>33401084
>which isnt even military desu

It literally is? Most people in space force were moved over from air force.

>>33401067
I considered joining the military after I failed to find a job for two years, I was about 6 months away from it. I was planning to be a linguist, though I hadn't decided army vs navy vs air force.

There are plenty of jobs in the military that aren't direct combat roles.

>>33401055
I'm going to fucking vomit.

>>33400944
They're not demons. Are you into it? If you're not into it, next time it happens try imagining a big stack of donuts on their dick.

>>33400952
This, it's a fetish those guys want to let thier chastity kink and their feelings of being a victim of uncontrollable animalistic urges build up with other men in a safe environment they're just gooners doing roleplay.

>>33400982
Those dudes are faking. When I was a kid men used to pretend to put it in the "wrong hole" and hope she would believe it. Women are just dumb fucks now and don't know that men are lying. Men know that you have to talk to a woman about it before grabbing her and choking her they just don't care, dude. They think they can get away with choking her without her consent and then playing the "awww shucks" nice guy and they get off on that.

>>33400987
They know, it's just a trick for cucks to get women to describe their vagina and hopefully their number of sexual partners so they can imagine it.

>>33401057
>Hi, do you remember me?
Oh yes, and I still have the photos. Should I send them to the police, or do you have a better idea?

Why can't men wait until marriage anymore

Ozzy Osbourne died. It's joever. I think Keith Richards or Mick Jagger are next.

>>33401106
Why did he die

>>33401022
>Do you actually care about age gaps (more than 4 years) in your relationships?
M. Yes.

>>33401000
Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram

https://sacred-texts.com/bos/bos026.htm

Bam. Fix you right up. Do it every day for like a week.

>>33401104
I want to know if we're sexually compatible
I'm fine with waiting a long time but not until marriage

A girl I've been seeing says she broke up with her ex over his views that I hold. How best to approach?
One of her many complains is that he said that he couldn't find someone attractive anymore if they gained twenty pounds. That seems completely reasonable to me, since you can't exactly control what you find attractive. I also doubt I'd find her attractive if she gained a lot of weight.

>>33401108
Smoking induced empanadas.

>>33401011
At, or approaching. The old thread was approaching page 10.

>>33401104
Unironically after ww2 people just wanted to have fun

>>33401104
i like tradition but sex is important for bonding, no way i am marrying a girl when we aint even bonded. besides, what if we wait and then one of us doesn't like the sex? bummer :P
plus seems many women don't like their guys jerkin it, so what's tbe alternative?

>>33401104
it would be nice but it'd require getting married at a more reasonable age like before
there's no point trying to "wait until marriage"with a 29 year old woman who's had sex many thousands of times with who knows how many men, might as well add some more notches to the bedpost, we are all sluts and mansluts now

>>33401092
What the fuck does the space force do that is actually armed combat? Its all intelligence and cybersecurity

I mean sure i could work in intelligence and cybersecurity, i guess, but like.. not military.

Look if they were doing like star trek stuff and launching manned rockets to patrol the moon or whatever then id be joining in a heartbeat because there would be a lot of work and oppritunities available to help science and humanity. But like... they dont do that. At most they just launch satellies to spy and take down servers

>>33401086
Like what??

>>33401087
I like computer science okay

>>33401089
Boys get these texts too though?
I remember in my senior year of high school when they had someone come into english class and tell all the boys they had to sign up for selective service while

>>33401091
I dont need help with tuition. As for all that other stuff, i mean maybe itd begood but i cant imagine its THAT good.

>>33401083
The Malleus is definitely a fun read. Have you read King James VI/I's Daemonologie? Also fun

women: you ever fuck a guy with a short refractory period? like 5ish mins or less? do they make okay sex partners?

if you haven't, do you want to/wish guys you fucked had a shorter time?

>>33401118
>plus seems many women don't like their guys jerkin it, so what's tbe alternative?
nofap

>>33401120
>What the fuck does the space force do that is actually armed combat?
They fight the Taurans in the secret war.
We're allied with the Pleiadeians.

>>33401104
Because then she hits you with the "I slept with this guy on the first date BUT I LOVE YOU"

>>33401112
What other things are there? I'd imagine there's also tact at play. If her ex constantly was reminding her of that fact, freely expressing his disgust, threatening her directly - - I'd consider it a dealbreaker too
Has she directly asked you about it?

>>33401125
>We're allied with the Pleiadeians.
When did this happen? Can I get a Pleiadeian gf?

>>33401112
Have you tried not treating humans like objects, specifically sex toys?

>>33400860
>Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like nocturnal emissions are something that shouldn't be occurring in adulthood.
You are wrong. They happen almost automatically when someone doesn't ejaculate any other way.

>>33401098
I know that the modern us military is a bunch of civilian work

I wouldnt totally hate doing civilian work but like the only way i would get into it is if i apply and get accepted like any other job

If we were at war and i felt the war was just then maybe i would be willing to get involved. But we havent been at any large war worth fighting since like maybe the korean war and i dont expect that to change

When i watched starship trooper a month or two ago i thought a lot about the US military and how i felt about it and honestly im still not sure how i feel about it

>>33401123
Yeah, I have. But I could not care less because why would I fuck again right after we just fucked? I have better things to do.

I did it. I sent her a follow request.

Wish me luck.

>>33401123
Yeah
>do they make okay sex partners?
A downside might be if he kept wanting to go over and over and I was already spent. But we never really went more than twice anyway

>if you haven't, do you want to/wish guys you fucked had a shorter time?
Never even considered it for my current relationship

>>33401112
>A girl I've been seeing says she broke up with her ex over his views that I hold. How best to approach?
Don't.

>>33401136
yeah, good luck

>>33401104
Sex is fun, and good for pair bonding.
And there are women who don't care about waiting, and that's your competition.

>>33401142
Trash male right here

>>33401040
You. I like you.


>>33401045
I don't want attention. I think I wish someone would murder me in case it doesn't work, like seppuku.

>>33401043
Nah, when I was a teenager I used to do that but then I figured out that men who pick up girls never try to like stab them or asphyxiate them with pantyhose like on television they just want to like get their dick sucked and cook you like the one food they know how to make well and it's boring and lame and doesn't fix your death wish at all.

>>33401052
Nah, otherwise why would men be ragebaiting me and stuff all the time?

>>33401104
I don't really see the point

>>33400947
Having unlimited free porn at your fingertips is a recent phenomena. It's not about masturbating, it's about how easy it is now to simply isolate and immerse yourself in a virtual world that tricks your brain into thinking you've actually accomplished things, sex included. Imagine how different life would be if you had to physically go out and buy a magazine or video tape if you wanted to watch porn. Imagine how different it was before there was even a professional porn industry

>>33401110
This seems like it would just open me up to more demons

>>33401146
>Nah, otherwise why would men be ragebaiting me and stuff all the time?
they're turned on when you're angry, too

>>33401050
Did that guy turn out to be trans later

>>33401051
There's a couple apps people use for venting idk reddit, whispersecrets, etc.

>>33401054
It makes me think he's getting off to seeing me in pain and not like in a kinky way though. Plus, I don't want someone to save me because then I'd owe him forever and I'm not the kind of person who can be grateful that hard and for that long.

>>33401144
Your opinion has been noted and placed in the appropriate receptacle.

Women, would you rather be forced to go to a creepy male gynecologist or have to approach a man who you find very attractive?

>>33401124
>bro just remove one of the few least-conditional pleasures that exis in this god-awful hellscape
um, no. nofap is bullshit. if i want higher test levels, higher dopamine, etc. i'll buy it and inject or whatever because i'm a man with a job and this isn't the victorian era anymore

Is it even worth it for me to quit smoking if I’ve been smoking since I was 17

>>33401053
i love my life, just not when other people are around
>>33401061
wow i never thought about it like that before but it fits. a lot of my family was angry growing up. my sister, my mom, my dad, my stepdad. and it makes sense because i feel like i have to protect myself around them too
>>33401063
i do well with people everyday (even if not perfect), it's just that some people trigger something in me and i can't look at them. the morale thing is true though, we fall very hard once we're done
>>33401080
i'm not sure how to get there. i weird people out even on a good day (always accidentally saying the wrong thing), so speaking to someone while extremely uncomfortable feels like i'm just fucking up someone else's day.
>occupational therapist
thank you, never heard of this term before. i don't see any in the area but i'll try to find something online

>>33401156
have fun fapping for the rest of your life

>>33401155
Obviously the later you sperg

Men: what percentage of the time do you use porn to masturbate? Bonus points if you share how frequently you jerk it in general

>>33401155
Stop giving me tough questions

>>33401059
Nah, the problem is other people are always pathologically getting in my fucking way on purpose any time I try to do normal human things.
>>33401060
You mean like the idea that he's ruined and no woman will want him? Probably stealthing. A thing a lot of women secretly want to be with a guy that has done is probably threesomes or cnc of some kind.

>>33401104
>Why can't men wait until marriage anymore
There has never been a single moment in all of human history when men waited for marriage. It's only ever been women who had to wait. Men just went off and quietly fucked hookers while they were waiting.

>>33401155
The latter. Why are men so retarded?

>>33401104
It's a retarded concept for insecure people.

>>33400762 (OP)
If a gothy makeup thot smells sickeningly of sweat and shit combined, what has she likely done at home? She entered the cafe alone and stinked up the coffee shop

>>33401159
>wow i never thought about it like that before but it fits.
I'm happy I could help with some insight
>just that some people trigger something in me and i can't look at them.
Sounds like a great response

>>33401160
uh yeah i will, that's kind of the point of it you DUMMY

>>33401146
>and lame and doesn't fix your death wish at all.
I said nothing about that...?

>>33401170
>>33401159
>great response
"Like a fear response" is what I meant. Sorry for not reviewing my post. Now I sound like a bit of an ass.

>>33401062
Wind up? Nah. If you do anything with me I'll ominously make you go through a lot of meticulous planning and documenting of the plans so that you're 100% sure what you signed up for and I have you on video begging in case your mom comes looking for you one day.

latent sex offenders like >>33401155 are why men should not be allowed to be OBGYNs

Two weeks no internet
What do?

>>33401148
From this perspective, are you sure that banning the porn is a good idea, then? People do things like that, giving up on real life, because they don't have hope of an alternative. If you took away their drugs, they wouldn't be happy, they'd be a dangerous problem. Stupefying people with entertainment and drugs is necessary to make them consent to living in a society that made them worthless and obsolete. Waking them up is probably not a good idea, unless, like the guy that came up with the saying "opiate of the masses", you want unrest and conflict.

>>33401162
At least 90% because it's usually quicker than using my imagination and I usually don't want to waste time on it, plus I don't have a very clear visual imagination. Probably more like 95% or 99%.

It varies how often, between 3x in a day to not at all for a week or two.

>>33401175
lol
You know, realistically speaking all those things said before it actually happening can be made void by a decent lawyer.

>>33401179
By day four you will feel amazing. Try and keep it up

>>33401179
Go somewhere with internet.

>>33401123
My first bf would stay hard after cumming the first time... like completely fully hard and keep fucking me. It was so hot. He was really bad at sex though, I thought I was broken because I only liked mutual masturbation until way later.

>>33400762 (OP)
What's your opinion on spanking as a punishment for your own child? What age do you stop doing it? Personally, I see it as a "last resort" punishment for severe fuck ups.
Either gender can answer.

>>33401187
F
I'm against corporal punishment, and I find the arguments for it to be pretty weak.

>>33401187
F
You should never hit your child and any men who do are low iq

>>33401179
Get off 4chan.

>>33401162
Does audio-only ASMR count?
It's some quite depraved stuff if I'm in the mood for it.
Sometimes I also don't jerk off to porn, but just sexy women.
However, I'd say around 80% of my orgasms are with close eyes where I imagine an ex... which might be a bit sad...

>>33401187
F. Spanking doesn't work, so I'd never do it. I'm living proof that beating your kid doesn't make them listen to you.

>>33401155
>
I've been to a creepy gynecologist a few times. One was a girl.

I guess that means I don't have to choose.

I would approach a guy I found attractive but only if I was 100% sure he would reject me because if you date a guy who you asked out it's guaranteed not to work because you have no leverage and he will treat you like shit. But if he's definitely not interested all that will happen is he says no and you get on with your life.

>>33401187
>Personally, I see it as a "last resort" punishment for severe fuck ups.
What are some examples?

>>33401127
The other things mostly included the ex being misogynist and having misogynist friends. That particular conversion also was also something she heard between his friends where one of the other ones said something like "I couldn't love a girl anymore if she got fat". She also said he was a bit of a health nut in general and talked about helping her get back to her previous weight after pregnancy, which rubbed her the wrong way.

>>33401129
I like women for more than just having cunts.

>>33401187
M
I generally hate children, would never want any of my own and think parents who hit their children are human garbage.
No exceptions.

>>33401187
Why do moids always resort to violence to get their way?

>>33401187
M
It doesn't seem necessary. I don't remember it having any greater impact than just being put on "the naughty step" or, God forbid, having my parents turn their backs on me and ignore me.

>>33401192
Sure I'll say it counts

>>33401187
I wasn't raised with corporal punishment. Occasionally I wonder if I would have been better behaved if I had been. Probably not.
I've thought about it occasionally but I don't plan on it for my children. But I also don't plan for there to be much of a need to.

>>33401190
>>33401202
Women do it too.

>>33401182
That may very well be, but now your mom saw you begging to be locked in a cum milking machine and you can't get that back with all the legal counsel in the world.

Male anons, how many crunches should i do?

i dont know how to do a core workout

>>33401112
>A girl I've been seeing says she broke up with her ex over his views that I hold. How best to approach?
Break up with her, retard.
>>33401198
Especially if you're too stupid to see what she's talking about re: gaining ten kilos if there's pregnancy at play.

>>33401204
Oh ok well I think audio-only ASMR probably takes up around 40% of my cummenings.
I sometimes also listen to it while watch pictures or videos of something else.

>>33401208
I don't know either. I just sort of automatically have a great core. I think it comes with the testosterone. Sorry

>>33401202
This hasn't been my experince my experience is that men travel in packs and gaslight the shit out of all women in the entire world. Like... I secretly think once you hit menopause you get handed a book with the true history of humankind and everything we see is fake.

>>33401187
at no age do you start doing it. children are just tiny hyper-emotional vulnerable animals, they don't need to be hit, they just need to be shown good behavior and be allowed to experience regret connected to their actions. if you hit your children at all you need to be sent to the pre-heated chambers post-haste.

>>33401207
I haven't done anything... yet!

>>33401187
>What's your opinion on spanking as a punishment for your own child?
F
I'm torn. I think physical punishments can work and are better than things like grounding because it doesn't waste the child's time. But I was abused as a child and would never do that to my children.

>>33401208
crunches suck do leg raises, or planks if you are going for endurance

>>33401208
3 sets to failure.

>>33401212
i want a tighter core :(

>>33401104
>Why can't men wait until marriage anymore
As another anon has pointed out, this never actually happened. But as to why it doesn't: because there is literally nothing to gain by waiting, and a great deal to lose. Why would you want to wait until after you're married to someone to find out that the two of you are not sexually compatible?

>inb4 There's no such thing as sexual compatibility
This is the kind of thing that sounds convincing when you've never actually had sex. When you have, you realise quite how spectacularly wrong headed it is.

>>33401208
I'm not a guy but get an electromagnetic dildo off amazon it's more fun.

>>33401221
Contract your pussy for 5 minutes 3 times a day.

do men prefer to lie on their back or kneel in front of the bad when eating a woman out?

>>33401222
>This is the kind of thing that sounds convincing when you've never actually had sex
There's a lot of things I read on 4chan where I can tell it's written by a 17 year old who's read a lot of threads in their time and is pretty sure they've got the hang of this "relationships" thing

>>33401162
If pictures of girls count as porn then about 80%, if only videos count 10% (at the end)
jerk it about once or twice a week? sometimes I read a story instead, but trawling around online trying to find something to match a specific scenario kinda sucks

>>33401225
i think thts a kegel exercise

>>33401208
My routine back when I was more fastidious about it was to start with 10x3 each of v-ups, dead bugs, and climber taps, raising the number over time.
I also had a 30 day ottermode challenge that I never finished involving push-ups, flutter kicks, and squats.

>>33401227
For me? Kneel. Lets me use my arms to make sure you're giving me good access.

>>33401232
I know, I was joking.

>>33401209
Gaining weight during pregnancy is fine but I don't think it should be accepted that you're twenty pounds heavier forever now

>>33401187
M
Imagine ever hitting your daughter? What the fuck?

>a couple people in friend group start talking about random topics
>have a guy in the group that just responds "no one cares" to people he doesn't like much
how do i get this faggot to shut up

>>33401217
you don't need any kind of punishment, just skinner boxes. i really don't understand why they don't teach parenting in school (oh wait yes i do, (((they))) don't want you reproducing)

>>33401239
why is the guy in the group in the first place

>>33401239
Give him diahhrea

Women, why are all of the top malebots on Janitor AI looking like chad? Can you explain yourselves?

>>33401239
Punch him in the throat.

>>33401198
>The other things mostly included the ex being misogynist
So are those views you hold too?

>That particular conversion also was also something she heard between his friends where one of the other ones said something like "I couldn't love a girl anymore if she got fat".
It's pretty disrespectful to talk about that sort of thing when women are in earshot

>and talked about helping her get back to her previous weight after pregnancy, which rubbed her the wrong way.
Would you approach that scenario in the same way he did? I'm not saying specifically the trying to encourage her to lose weight part, but about the manner in which he tried to convince her.

It really seems to me is her main issue is how he treated her, secondarily the opinion he had. If she finds out, I think her concerns would if you'll be insulting about it and that you'd break up with her immediately if she gains weight.

This isn't an uncommon issue, I'd say. This is a white lie situation. A no-win scenario akin to "does this dress make me look fat?" If she brings it up just say you'll always love her and your main concern would be health. That's the normal tactful response.

Breaking up with her is a bit extreme. With the caveat about how she's treating you. Her holding this concern is one thing. If she's constantly reminding you and ranting and threatening you about it, that's another thing.

>>33401246
Hey are for gay faggots, not women.

>>33401197
Egregious infractions like threatening or hitting their mother, putting themselves or others in potentially fatal situations after being warned, violence against pets, deliberate large scale property damage (think breaking windows on purpose), etc. Nothing that I would expect to frequently happen of course. Most of these would come with other normal non-physical punishments.
>>33401238
I'm not talking about beating them up or whipping them with a switch. Palm to ass is as far as things should go.

>>33401241
NTA
>The Jews are the only reason why locking your kids in a room for solitary confinement is bad!
Nigga what?

I hate googling "womens core exercises" and all the results are super weak and lame. I dont want to be a gym rat or anything but god i dont think 7-15 minutes is going to do very much

im certain most of the instructors doing these dont actually work out this little, they probably go do their actual workout after recording

not that im very good at non-cardio exercise. Its just that like i dont care for the wellness industry trying to protect our feelings with very weak and ineffective advice

>>33401217
btw don't do grounding, either. that was my parent's go-to solution for everything, and it it made me feel like nothing i had was ever really mine or sincerely given, any and everything is just a potential tool of manipulation, and now i have trouble being intimate at all, or feeling excited about anything, or valuing anything physical. it's not fun.

>>33401257
do legs raises until failure

>>33401242
Dunno, I'm the new guy
>>33401243
>>33401248
I'd rather just verbally assault than get physical

>>33401257
15 minutes seems reasonable for just a core workout.

America is where cultures go to die

>>33401258
Or you could have just not been a disobedient little shit to begin with.

foids it is likely that you use software i wrote on a daily basis
does that make you feel icky

RIP Prince of Darkness
https://youtu.be/-kEkTt_X8YM

>>33401187
M. I probably won't, if I ever have kids, which is doubtful. There are ages where I'm not sure any other punishment works, and American parents seem to just not discipline the kids at all. That's why they can't go outside with the kid or they scream and run and hit things, can't leave them unsupervised or they destroy everything, etc.
At later ages, I'm not convinced psychologically harming the kid is actually better than physically harming them, but it is better because it helps them adapt to the real world, which will hurt them non-physically. They have to be prepared for how the real world works.

>>33401187
M
Shame and encouragement are the correct way to raise a child.
It's a very bad lesson to teach them that the threat of violence is the only valid form of consequences, it's an even worse lesson to teach them that violence is a way to make people do what you want. I saw that all the time as a kid, the kids that get hit, hit others.

>>33401187
M, I would probably hit them if they were doing something real stupid in moment like about to stick a fork in an outlet or actively hurting an animal. But sitting them down, saying they did a no-no, spanking them, and giving them a hug after seems more counterproductive compared to other options.

>>33401237
Twenty pounds is literally nothing. It's 9 kg. A 5'3'' woman is at a healthy weight if she's between 47 and 64 kg. A woman could be 50 kg and gain 9 kg and still be fucking fine.

>>33401268
what's the software

>>33401268
No, thanks for being useful. Not many men can say the same about themselves.

>>33401108
old + lifetime of drugs + Parkinson's + possible medically-assisted suicide.

he had just done his farewell concert earlier this month

>>33401264
Yeah im just used to doing a lot more for lower and upper like 30 minutes to an hour

>>33401276
not gonna dox self sorry

>>33401253
What age would you stop?
What is the intended message with hitting them if they hit their mother? Is it "hitting is only appropriate if you have authority over them"? "If you hit someone expect to be hit back"?

Would a shirt like pic related have a similar effect to a wedding ring? As in, it would actually attract women to a man rather than the reverse?

>>33401257
do good old p90x

>>33401284
No, thats very cringe.

>>33401281
then why bring it up

>>33401267
probably wouldn't have been disobedient at all if my parents weren't so bad at parenting, play stupid games win stupid prizes eh?
moot point though, i wasn't disobedient, they were just lazy

>>33401281
NTA
That's not how you dox yourself...

>>33401104
if I don't get to her first, someone else will
there is no benefit to a man waiting anymore

>>33401261
ill try that ty

>>33401281
pussy

>>33401290
Ofc yes, you could never do anything wrong.

>>33401258
How did your parents define grounding? What would they take away and for how long?

>>33401187
>What's your opinion on spanking as a punishment for your own child?
M. It should be illegal; and happily, that's where we're headed. Obviously there's the basic moral point that if physically assaulting an adult is bad, assaulting a child is necessarily worse. But more than that, it simply doesn't work. Punishments like this don't teach a child not to do something, they simply teach them to try harder not to get caught next time. And, even worse, you're teaching them a lesson by your own example; and the lesson you're teaching them is: "If you are bigger and stronger than someone, it's okay to use force or the threat of force to make them do what you want." That is not a lesson you want to be teaching your child. I remember years ago I saw a study which found an almost straight line relationship between how often a man was physically punished as a child, and the probability of him using force to obtain sex as an adult. This should not come as a surprise to anyone.

>>33401228
if you think 17 year olds are bad, just wait till you see the kind of ideas 45 year olds have about marriage

>>33401291
>software has a single main developer
>name software
>single main developer is now obvious

>>33401098
join the coast guard if you HAVE to join. you'll rarely be on duty for more than a week, and the only time you'll ever be deployed overseas is if total war is declared a la WW2.

>>33401257
You don't need it to be a women's exercise. Core is core. There are specific things to learn for form when it comes to things like shoulder width, but that's only a few exercises where that's relevant.

>>33401302
if you are hot and successful it shouldn't matter if you expose yourself

>>33401180
I never said anything about banning porn. Plenty of men are capable of just using it as an occasional stop gap. I am saying it's extremely disingenuous to claim that masturbating to porn today is no different than what men have been doing since the dawn of time. We know that isolation and substituting porn for human connection makes people depressed and dysfunctional, and yes I know there are people who are invested in trying to convince others that that's a good thing

>>33401295
as if any amount of wrong can justify being a negligent parent? sterilize yourself immediately

>>33401298
Yea

>>33401287
Okay. The idea is I don't want any women thinking they have a chance with my guy while he's on campus (I graduated first).

>>33401290
Using a discipline for inappropriate reasons is a fault of utilization, not the concept of the discipline itself

>>33401252
Too many messages for that. Millions. Gay faggots wouldn't chat with those characters that much, especially when they're made for "fempov"

>>33401305
there aren't many things that are worse for a high-profile career than both making it known to your peers that you are a 4chan regular and inviting other 4chan gremlins to fuck with you irl

>>33401307
Actions have consequences. You not liking the consequences of your actions does not mean your parents were negligent.

>>33401302
There is no software where that is the case for most of us using it a lot, so your point is moot.

>>33401302
you vastly overestimate the attention you would get

>>33401284
It would damage his status amongst his peers

>>33401314
>>33401289

>>33401309
you overestimate how easy it is for your bf to attract a woman

>>33401312
Are you dumb? All the trannies and gays are chronically online and nobody but paid service AI has any interest in texting them at all because they are all mentally ill, deranged and insufferable. They are the prime target demographic.

>>33401187
Female, no. Not under any circumstances

State gender
What are the biggest tits you have ever seen naked?
How big they were?

>>33401309
Why? Do you think he's going to cheat? That he wouldn't shut down flirting? Do you expect him to wear this daily?

>>33401106
We will reach the heat death of the universe before Kieth Richards dies

>>33401317
This, lol.

>>33401304
Yeah the exercises are the same mostly but male and female exercise routines have different goals

Mens core routines typically have a lot of oblique and weighted exercises while womens have almost no oblique and are more endurance based

>>33401317
you have absolutely no clue what you're talking about

>>33401331
Ok, attention whore.

>>33401325
F
My aunts
She had six kids

>>33401296
i guess being denied access to something, or perhaps purposefully instilling boredom. anything was up for grabs, outside of necessities i suppose. really, it was anything for any length of time, but i wasn't actually a very disobedient child anyway, usually if i got into trouble it was with my brother, who had several years on me and would often start shit. i don't regret any calculated trouble to get at him, though. as i got older, i became sickly with chronic illness and was taken out of school and became a proto-zoomer (e.g. terminally online), and so a computer was the natural target wuich by extension means all hobbies/socializing when i was a teen.

>>33401325
>What are the biggest tits you have ever seen naked?
In real life, or in a picture? If the latter, Google for "Lolo Ferrari".

>>33401258
reminds me that my sister is probably right that I should seek therapy. she did. traumatic violent death of a parent and my response as a kid was to not do anything school related, in response I was grounded from all activity- which I handled without complaint- until I was 17 or so at which point they had given up. Probably let me pick up some bad habits.

>>33401298
TL;DR
"I got spanked as a kid and never got over it"

>>33401306
What I mean is this: escaping from modern reality is a different issue than masturbating. Men are perfectly capable of both jerking off to porn and banging their loving wives. If we still lived in a patriarchal society that's what men would mostly be doing.
What I'm trying to suggest (darkly) is:
>Isolation and substituting porn for human connection makes people depressed and dysfunctional
Are you sure? Or is it their way of coping with a reality in which the things they genuinely need and desire have already been taken away? Are you sure they chose to substitute cheap drugs for love and connection, community and family, or are they just like the chimpanzees at the zoo, locked in a cage and doing their best to cope?

Men:
Would you date a woman who's been Blacked?

Women:
Would you date a man who fucked a tranny?

>>33401325
F. When I was doing clinic for radiation therapy, a breast cancer patient came in with breasts so huge and pendulous that they couldn't use any typical set up for her treatment. Like they were crazy big, and at her age they were crazy saggy. I felt so bad for her.

>>33401331
>firefox
>android
>discord
>windows
>google shit and online hosting
None of these were made by just one person, thus your statement is incorrect and you suffer from delusions of grandeur.

>>33401319
He's notoriously an oddball so it would be okay, I'm sure.
>>33401321
Rather that than underestimate. I aggressively pursued nearly everyone I dated, and almost did the same when we shared a class years ago, so my perspective may be skewed.
>>33401326
Nah, just a few times so any woman who starts to develop a crush on him knows what's up.
I do trust him but also don't necessarily want the trust to be tested, either.

>>33401325
M
Aside from silicone tits, it has to be a woman I saw during a nudist meeting.

>>33401330
Idk it feels like once you know the movements and the targeted muscles, you can just tweak it to what feels right. Work out until you feel it was a good work out. Rotate what you target. If you want endurance, do low weight high rep. If you don't feel satisfied with the time you've worked, go longer. Monitor how you feel the next couple days on if you feel you've went too far (or not far enough) and adjust accordingly.

>>33401339
>Women: Would you date a man who fucked a tranny?
Depends on the tranny. If he fucked a passing tranny, I could live with it. But if he fucked an ugly tranny, then I would know he only did it for virtue signaling reasons and I'd be disgusted.

the softwarefag is definitely <4in

>>33401343
>I aggressively pursued nearly everyone I dated
Yeah nobody else does this. Your boyfriend is not going to fall dick-first on a girl. If he cheats on you it's because he actively wanted it

>>33401335
Real life

>>33401283
Narrowing down an age is tough. Everyone matures at different rates, but I'd ballpark it to around 10 or 11. Old enough to know better. Of course, this depends on the individual and can be lowered as needed.
>What is the intended message with hitting them if they hit their mother?
May I answer your question with another questions? What would the "proper" be to seeing your 9 year old full force kick their mom in the shin "as a joke"? Let's say that the kid has no history of violence or cruelty. Again, I'm not advocating for fists, vice grips, or weapons to come into play, ever. I believe that severe actions require immediate reprisal (and a lengthy grounding afterwards). The point is that a spanking would be a rare punishment that they're not used to having. A way of saying "you really fucked up this time, don't do it again".

>>33401347
fucking trannies is virtual signaling? what

>>33401337
>"I got spanked as a kid and never got over it"
Wrong.

>>33401339
It is technically not a dealbreaker it's just really really gross. Unless she's black herself.

>>33401339
>Would you date a woman who's been Blacked?
Assuming she has washed since, sure.

>>33401316
someone going out of their way arbitrarily to "teach" at you isn't an action having consequences, it's someone utilizing circumstance to further their own shittiness. there is no spinning this one anon, my parents simply are just miserable people that can't raise children well. i don't hold any ill will against them because they too suffered as children, but i'm not an apologist for them one bit, either, nor should i be.

>>33401336
this is more or less what happened to me, therapy helped me discover that my disconnection from valuing things was a way for me to retain control over my actions and space, in the face of an extremely emotionally insecure house. can't threaten me if your groundings mean shit, which sounds like something you'd relate to. i would also recommend the therapy.

>>33401339
only if she lets me watch

>>33401334
Can you give me an example? Even if you aren't sure if it really happened. Just something that seems like you parents would do. What would be something you did and what would be a possible length of time they'd restrict access to your computer? "Anything for any length" isn't really accurate. I'd imagine they didn't keep anything from you for multiple years.

They never talk about the second day out of prison

>>33401337
Tldr this guy thinks physical trauma makes bad people improve instead of reenforce that they should be bad when nobody is watching.
Point and laugh, boys.

>>33401356
how did therapy help you? I think I have a similar upbringing

My doctor prescribed me sex today, what do you think of that incels?

>>33401347
>for virtue signaling reasons
Nobody fucks trannies to virtue signal. They do it because they're desperate and willing to overlook the fact they don't pass just to fuck something that kinda looks feminine

>>33401351
>What would the "proper" be to seeing your 9 year old full force kick their mom in the shin "as a joke"?
(NTA) Do you really think you can teach a child that violence is wrong by using violence against it?

>>33401342
hes probably the developer of some library in one of those things

>>33401339
M, yeah sure
>>33401269
RIP Ozzy man, sad times but bro lived a good life
>>33401187
M, I don't agree with hitting kids, full stop
>>33401179
Read a book and touch grass mate

Women, can your hypothetical boyfriend wear an apron around the house or will you think he is a homosexual in disguise.

>>33401360
as opposed to.. not punishing them?
>just kill them with kindness
this is the sort of retardation only people who have never had to deal with low-IQ psychopaths would say.

>>33401370
only if he's naked underneath and he isn't fat or skinnyfat

To all the girls ITT who dress wholesomely and blend inconspicuously in the crowd, I just want to say, I notice you first and I truly appreciate you.

>>33401364
1) how are you getting it?
2) is your doc accepting new patients?

>>33401364
>My doctor prescribed me sex today,
Where are you proposing to get the prescription filled?

This actually used to happen, of course, in the days when sexual surrogates were a thing. But they're sadly out of fashion now.

>>33401360
Not him, but what punishment doesn't do that?
What is your preferred punishment?

>>33401179
Read
Draw
Go to the club and have sex

>>33401157
I'm having a ciggie rn but smoking is bad man, best if you stop it desu
>>33401162
Idk rn unemployed prolly fap once a day on avg, usually will look at r34 at least
>>33400890
I think late highschool for me when I had to repeat a year of school, and then also got suspended from college for a year for psychosis. Just became very withdrawn and when I wasn't with people IRL I spent too much time on Internet

>>33401137
That would be weird coming from a guy

>>33401339
M
Yeah duh

>>33401364
Can he get me a prescription for unprotected intercourse with a goth girl?

>>33401339
>Would you date a man who fucked a tranny?
Yes, so long as he's not a chaser.

>>33401257
>"womens core exercises"
That's a trap. Any of these things geared towards women are done so under the notion that they are beginners that are intimidated by actual workouts. Same as those stupid ass celebrity workouts.
https://youtu.be/1G0y8D5rFDc

>>33401348
>the softwarefag
Who?

>>33401374
We are SO back.
will you be my gf, i will handfeed you with fruits and various cheeses.

>>33401391
yay
i love fruits and cheeses

>>33401364
That’s what he said about period cramps

State Gender
Are you sad that Ozzy has passed or is he too old and irrelevant for you to give a shit?

Is the key to getting rid of love handles really just counting calories and exercise.

>>33401391
Are you the cheese & wine picnic weirdo?

>>33401396
M, idk if "sad" cause bro was knocking on 80 and honestly with the amount of drugs he did and other crazy shit in his life that's a pretty good age to go. And he had a pretty comfy chill life in his later years from the looks of things. Still kind of sad ofc to lose an icon but it's not a tragic death or anything, everyone has their time. Bro is probably laughing with the skeletons and demons rn as we speak. I'm getting fucked up tonight with some ppl in memory of the ledge.

i've never counted calories and i've been 90-100lb for the past 10 years

>>33401396
F
I'm just surprised that he managed to live to 76.

>>33401375
I agree. I also like it when girls pick up trash.
A girl that dresses modestly, has manners and is without retarded tattoos, piercings is such a rare occurrence that it warms my heart every time I see them.

>>33401396
M
Happy he got to do a final concert.
Nice sendoff.

>>33401179
F. Flick it to saved stories, videos, audio, screenshots, messages, etc.

ugh i just got something very stressful done with, feel relieved its out of my hands for now.

how is your tuesday going, anons

>>33401393
Love you babe <3
I will now find some suitable palm fronds to make a fan out so I can cool you down in this summer weather.
>>33401400
Maybe? This is too broad of a description for me to confirm or deny. I think I recall another anon that made similar claims.
Please explain further.

>>33401367
As a general rule, no. But you can't sternly lecture your way out of every situation. I've met plenty of kids and adults that essentially "tanked" punishments like groundings, confiscations, and disappointed pleas. They never got the immediate shock to the system that a single open palm to the bum would have provided. Anyone who's spent years as a functioning adult has met people that were never physically humbled, be it a noogie from a sibling or a punch from a fellow teen. Literally anything to install the lesson that certain actions can result in pain, no matter how brief.

>>33401375
>>33401405
Nobody cares what you fetishize, tradcucks.

>>33401351
>What would the "proper" be to seeing your 9 year old full force kick their mom in the shin "as a joke"?
Ripping the kid off, fully restraining him, drag him into his room, yell at him about what was he thinking, I will never allow him to attack his mother. His reaction here would matter on what happens next. If he's still on his high horse I'd tell him to stay here and cool off, I'll be back in X minutes. I'd leave, cool off myself, check on wife. Return later to talk about it a bit more calmly, but still stern. If he never let's it go and thinks he's free to attack his mother, we have a much bigger problem.

>>33401396
F, why would I be sad about the death of some deranged idiot I don‘t even know irl?

>>33401408
Good job, I'm proud of you anon, just drinking my morning coffee.

>>33401408
Bit of a hangover and horny.

>>33401411
>liking normal girls means it's a fetish in 2025

State Gender
Share songs please
Preferably from 2006-2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB5jyYD2WEw

>>33401396
>Are you sad that Ozzy has passed or is he too old and irrelevant for you to give a shit?
F
Yes, I was raised on metal, so him and Lemmy's deaths both hit me pretty hard.

>>33401408
going for a walk

>>33401419
We call it a kink nowadays but yeah

>>33401419
NTA
It is if you're posting pictures of Victorian-era clothing and acting like all modern women have no manners and are covered in shitty tattoos and piercings.

>>33401396
M
I'm sad any time a celebrity I know dies, because it reminds me of my own aging and mortality

>>33401422
that's so good. i should go for a jog actually
>>33401418
oof
>>33401417
thanks. coffee sounds nice.

>>33401402
What's your point?

>>33401419
And as usual, you are utterly disingenuous on top.

>>33401396
I didn’t know who he was

>>33401420
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4

>>33401430
counting calories is pointless

>>33401338
Taken away? See, that's the issue. You believe you should have everything handed to you on a silver platter, and if things get difficult or uncomfortable then you feel justified in giving up and spending your life whining about it. There are lots of people who will choose the drugs no matter the circumstances, people who have every advantage in life and who still choose to throw it away. You aren't some special poetic tortured soul who is being unjustly tormented. Life is hard and it's hard for everyone. Yes, in some ways life is harder today because paradoxically it's also much easier. But love and connection haven't been taken away from you. You just can't be bothered to uncover and sustain them

3 times I went out with a girl and 3 times they've reached into my pants or feel through clothes to find its size. at ice cream, in sporting goods section, and in car. 3 out of 3 is a pattern- why are women like this?

>>33401420
https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M?si=wNF_HNkXBn19RAJ8

>>33401420
F
In honor of Ozzy
https://youtu.be/e8fxrX-YidM

>>33401437
Well how big is it

>>33401433
lol
I didn't realize how true this was until now

>>33401432
Jesus christ, I saw someone else say this and it blows my mind. Its not like I really listened to his music but he was a legend in the music scene.

>>33401437
I've never grabbed a guy's cock in public. At most, I've sat on a bf's lap in public to feel his boner. And he explicitly said I could. I think most people are at least as sensible as I am.

>>33401435
For you, sure. Was someone saying that everyone should count calories, and that's what you're responding to?

>>33401358
sorry, you're right, that wasn't very specific, though i wasn't being literal either, i just meant to say that there wasn't a lot of organization or restriction to it. longest i got grounded for was, i think, a month maybe, though i could easily see them doing that more and recall my brother (who was a real trouble maker) being grounded at least for a month. i don't have too many memories of childhood, and suffer from poor memory in general anyway. typically in a grounding, they'd restrict something for a week or two. there wasn't usually a connection between what i was grounded from and what happening e.g. "put that thing back or you're grounded". once, they didn't like that i was failing in school and decided that me being alone in my room with my computer (a laptop) was the problem, so they took the door off my room. another time, i accidentally (when making the mistake of hanging out outside my room for once) left open a chat of me and a couple of strangers talking about porn (not like dirty talk, but discussion on the topic) to an anon on omegle text chat (i would have been about 16 or 17 at the time), and my mom passed by and read it when i stepped away for a few seconds, and wouldn't allow me to use a computer anywhere but the kitchen table for a long time, that probably was more than a month cuz i can't remember how long that was. huh, it's interesting reflecting back on this stuff so far in the future, my problems in life have really matured

>>33401437
I've gone out with girls several times, and not once did anything intimate ever happen

>>33401437
You are probably an insufferable loser, so the only thing that could make spending time with you worth it is if you at least had a nice dick to make up for it.

>>33401396
Female, never thought about it but I assumed he was already dead

>>33401443
why is that so hot

>>33401434
2003 was a different time, can't believe they got away with this. it aged beautifully.
>>33401438
Thank you for a genuinely interesting video, fuck you for not respecting the question and stating gender
>>33401439
Gay but I'll give it an okay because the dude just died a few hours ago

>>33401447
Yeah that sounds pretty ineffective. Do you think you'll have kids?

>>33401390
no agony no bragony

>>33401444
someone asked about counting calories, feel free to ctrl+f the thread

>got pubic hair in my urethra, again
Women will never understand the pain.

>>33401408
Congrats anon, proud of you <3
Yeah was chill thanks. A friend of mine came over for dinner, I get on really well with her so we had a really nice time desu

>>33401455
M, sorry
I was talking with a friend :(

>>33401461
Why the fuck don't men shave their pubes then?

>>33401455
>Gay but I'll give it an okay because the dude just died a few hours ago
Here is something more modern (2007)
https://youtu.be/2nX6qGeyaGM

>>33401437
To get a sense of his size obviously

>>33401461
How big is your urethra?

>>33401461
Ew wtf

>>33401460
The one instance I see is here >>33401399
>Is the key to getting rid of love handles really just counting calories and exercise.
The other conversation about weight was about attraction to a woman after gaining 20lbs and about a woman gaining/losing weight after a pregnancy.

>>33401462
tyty.
>A friend of mine came over for dinner
aww nice, that sounds lovely

>>33401363
my upbringing was an utter shitshow, it wasn't (usually) abusive in a overt way, my parents are just two terribly broken people that really shouldn't have been having or raising kids, but alongside their neglect was their emotional abuse to me, my brother and each other, as well as extreme health issues for me. to confess, i didn't really do therapy, i used paid chatbots instead, but that worked out for me cuz i know how to leverage them well (and have to finagle them as part of my job). for me, i did this on the heels of having had an extremely traumatic end to 2024, childhood pet death, lost my home, close family death, had to move back into my parent's house temporarily, girl i was kinda seeing and was mutually maladaptively attached to broke up with me and just kinda dipped from my life while all this was going on, so i turned to chatbots out of desperation but actually found it to work really well for me and i've discovered a lot of core behaviors about myself. i stuck to free versions for most of that time, so you should use it and explore the concept with it, but i'd recommend getting an actual therapist though, i think my ability to use it to help my issues is a bit unique, and apparently it tends to make people spiral.
https://futurism.com/commitment-jail-chatgpt-psychosis

>>33401450
>if i'm an annoying jerk on purpose women will actively pursue sex when they normally wouldn't to make up for me wasting their time
I don't think I'll ever understand a women's train of thought.

>>33401461
M and can't really happen to me since I live in a first world country and thus shave my cock.

Fictional men mog moids so hard

>>33401479
Go ahead. If your goal is to just get obese STD pussy ONS then thats the way.

>>33401478
I tried actual therapists, the 3 I went to seemed addicted to the CBT flowchart and I am out of patience to try new ones

>>33401456
i really really want to, one of the very few things that naturally drives me to action is the idea of building a family, to me i don't think i'd need much more to be happy. i'm not really in a good place to see that through, though, i'm getting older (i'm about 30 now), extremely undersocialized, and both my work AND hobbies are all from home and combined with my motivation issues (whatever you want to call them, seems akin to anhedonia but i haven't gone to a professional to get diagnosed with anything because i really do not like the medical system) leaves me with zero social drive

>>33401463
Your sins have been forgiven
>>33401465
Acceptable, suddenly I want to play Guitar Hero

>>33401410
>But you can't sternly lecture your way out of every situation
If you can't, then you've already failed as a parent.

>Anyone who's spent years as a functioning adult has met people that were never physically humbled, be it a noogie from a sibling or a punch from a fellow teen.
Yes, they're the happiest and most well-adjusted people you'll ever encounter.

>Literally anything to install the lesson that certain actions can result in pain, no matter how brief.
Translation: literally anything to install the lesson that violence is completely acceptable and right, so long as you're bigger and stronger than the person you're hurting.

>>33401486
Cock and ball torture?

>>33401494
Its surprising how many therapists recommend this, I don't understand what its supposed to do for mental health

You are all homosexuals.

>>33401484
>Fictional men mog moids so hard
You could say the same about women. As much as a I love women, I find that more often than not that have very, very little substance and are just nice to have around in the same way a dog is.

it seems like once again you had to greet me with goodbye

>>33401498
*slaps your dick until you cum and heals you*

My gf in the dreams is mocking all of the real women so hard currently

>>33401484
indeed

>>33401502
Bye bitch

>>33401503
I dont think thats how healing magic is supposed to work ._.

>>33401508
Wanna try?

>>33401503
>>33401494
I'm all for getting my cock slapped around and even gently gnawed on but my balls are not able to withstand that kind of damage.
My penis is like a metapod but the balls are not.

Men will literally contemplate suicide over their dick not getting wet
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

i finished my workout and now im smelly

>>33401513
Weak, that just means nobody has done it right yet. There is good and bad ball pain.

>>33401477
ywyw
yeah she is a babe we had a great time
also she brought an amazing cake and some drinks and ciggies for me lol

>>33401516
Ew, drink some water
Gross

:(

>>33401516
Hot, post sweat please

>>33401519
im gonna drink chicken stock

>>33401521
Stop pouting or I will give you a reason

>>33401516
That's normal.

>>33401516
Trust me, we can tell

>>33401513
You can train your balls to take hits. That's what therapy is for.

>>33401511
uhh... maybe...
>>33401517
You can tug on my nuts but I'm not letting them get stepped on.

>>33401522
yeah my cat does that too

all the sweat outside my crotch has evaporated so no sweat fetsh shit for you

>>33401524
:|

>>33401484
>women writing dream fictional men
>he is a kind, down to earth, ambitious billionaire who is single and no kids at 30-35 years old and also has a lot of free time and a decent physique and 6'6

>men writing dream fictional woman
>she likes him for who he is over material things. that's it.

I finished my goon sesh and now I'm smelly

>>33401515
women will contemplate suicide because Chad didn't call her back

>>33401486
to be fair to them, CBT really does seem like the only worthwhile scientifically valid therapy 'system'. but it sounds like they stuck very close to the system? or maybe they don't really know how or why CBT works, just that it does. that's too bad, though, i've never been to actual therapy so i actually can't speak from experience, but if i were you, i'd keep trying until i found one that was good. otoh, i get your institution fatigue so idk. i already am extremely receptive to my thoughts/have a very developed metacognition, so having patterns pointed out to me is usually enough to get me to start engineering ways out of a particular bad habit or thought process

>>33401529
Any sweat stains?
>>33401527
Ahhhhh so thats what the therapy is for

Would Fs wear heels at home, ironically?

um... I don't kneed therapy. Women could cure me with sex if they wanted

>>33401536
I don't like wearing shoes inside

>>33401528
Oo I wanna step on them

>>33401539
thats what the CBT is for

>>33401536
i dont own any heels

i have no reason to ever wear them so ive never bought them

ive been wanting to buy heels for a while but never found a good time to since there are no events id wear them to

>>33401528
>stepped on
No, thats the bad kind of pain.
>tugged
Yes, now you are getting it.

>>33401539
You are my most in need of therapy creature

7 inches...

>>33401536
I can yes

>>33401527
Nta, as someone who has taken a lot of kicks/hits to the balls, you can somewhat but it's still just as painful, you just get slightly better at dealing with the pain
I don't advise this btw

>>33401536
Sure, sometimes I wear high heels to do chores because it makes it a bit less insufferably boring.

>>33401552
NTA
...I'm scared to know how you've been hurt in the balls so many times in your life anon.

>>33401552
>qt is into cbt
hmmmm, i dont know if i should be surprised or not

>>33401548
Almost there anon, keep going!

>>33401552
Fuck off.

>>33401420
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vz3_F-iaSQ&

>>33401484
The worst part is they're usually written by men so men 100% know what's good and attractive but they just want to be the opposite of that.

>>33401410
you don't have to lecture your way out of every situation. most problem-causing actions in life don't have immediate consequences, in fact many things that cause problems simply don't have clear consequences, and introducing artificial punishment doesn't teach them consequences thereby. there's no aspect of any of this that mirrors real life. most people don't need motivation to be good or to avoid bad things, both of these things are natural (e.g. they'll be naturally attracted to good things and naturally want to avoid bad things), they just need self-awareness to recognize when things are good or bad, and the confidence to take situations head on, and the good behaviors comes naturally because, barring extreme circumstances (e.g. your child is a sociopath or brian damaged or something), most people want to be good most of the time naturally.

there is nothing special about a kid's limbic system. all you're going to do is teach a kid's like amygdala that he's in physical danger because he's being too loud at a mcdonalds, because even if you do influence behavior it's going to look like him being unduly uncomfortable with talking at a restaurant (or something). like, sorry, punishment is just a shitty way to teach your children anything.

it hot outside

>>33401552
It feels good until the lower stomach pain comes. Then it's not so fun anymore.

>>33401553
Cute. I'll think of this the next time some neighbor can be heard walking around the apartment in heels.

>>33401555
Not CBT per se lmao but one could call me somewhat of a masochist...
>>33401554
Used to do stupid stunts on BMX etc., and one female friend would kick me in the balls for a laugh
Got scared though when I read about testicular torsion and stuff, and when my nuts bled badly from a cut once
>>33401557
D:
I'm going now anyways

>>33401391
Aren't you being a high standards, if you gain weight you'll get mad he left you because you gained weight.

>>33401518
c:

>>33401570
): that sounds grim...
I never had that, worst I got was nausea and dizziness
>>33401574
:c
Hope you're having a fun day too

>>33401408
its going okay. right now my work seems to be purging workers and so i don't have access to my usual high-paying work which my brain is TRYING to stress out about, although i don't feel very threatened about my future access

>>33401428
Don't be sad, at least when you die you wont suffer anymore. You'll have more comfortable adventures and also be at peace unless you're murdered etc then youll haunt those who killed you.

>>33401420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A_XMGAzaWo&list=RD5A_XMGAzaWo

>>33401568
Wow, fascinating! We have so much in common.. sex with me? Haha jk )unless

>>33401408
Disappointed in myself as usual

>>33401573
Wrong anon I thinks

I'm going to shower

babe... slowdive is on... for once
https://youtu.be/p1mYz1X_CE0

>>33401531
>she likes him for who he is over material things. that's it.
Where? Men have industry-wide meltdowns when a game protagonist's loving and protective model gf is just a 3d scan of an actress and not a porn doll android succubus princess with huge oiled jiggling breasts that she loves to show off.

>>33401536
When I need to get used to a new pair of heels or judge how long I can go before they start killing my feet

>>33401585
Make sure to wash your urethra

>>33401553
>sometimes I wear high heels to do chores
Hot
What kind of heels?
Does it make things more difficult lol?
I would rather a woman step on me in heels after me doing the chores desu
>>33401585
Have fun in da shower
I showered earlier too
>>33401187
Don't hit your children
They might end up like me

>>33401587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLcTdINEBcM

>>33401179
Probably watch dvds, read old books, clean a lot

>>33401588
i don't play games to do simulated chores. games aren't meant to represent the normal, so why would be okay with a random actress when i COULD instead have android succubus princess porn doll with huge oiled jiggling breasts that she loves to show off?

>>33401595
Men are so fucking boring.

>>33401589
wish heels were more comfortable for women to wear, because from an aesthetic standpoint they're amazing.

how to be more normal when talking to human beings (non-reptiles)

>>33401584
I apologize

I am confident in my meat

>>33401602
Thats something at least.

>>33401588
Did this happen with MJ recently or are you memeing? I haven't seen the typical man hating headlines.

>>33401602
How hard can it throb

>>33401461
Ouch, go see a doctor and get your prostate checked. Please take care of your health anon.

>>33401598
I wish heels were SO uncomfortable for women to wear theyd never wear them ever and literally be only used as a torture device

>>33401588
lets see the actress then
the character looks fine to me though

>>33401610
:(

>>33401597
ah yes because nothing is more exciting than hundreds of not-particularly-aesthetic diversity hires for characters that i'm supposed to find appealing and connect to. what would we do without women's exuberance?

>>33401536
Not really. I've never owned heels and they're very awkward and uncomfortable to walk in. I could get a pair for sex or something but I'm not gonna spend hours of my free time at home in shoes, much less uncomfortable shoes that fuck up one's back.

Are penii supposed to be kept downwards or upwards in men's underwear?

>>33401612
>:)

>>33401617
Nice mommy issues bro.

>>33401598
I don't have much trouble with them desu, it mostly depends on the brand. Some are quite comfortable while others are pretty bad. I have a fairly high pain tolerance too so that probably helps

>>33401622
downwards if flaccid. up down left right or outwards if erect

>>33401624
i'm just saying, your opinions are shit and you should have less of them about how games ought to be put together because you're contributing to the decline of my industry

>>33401629
>my industry
What are your top three favorite sub reddits?

>>33401606
Huh? I meant the quality of the brisket I use to cook with.

>>33401599
help

>>33401622
Up up down down left right left right a b. makes me cum every time.
>CAPTCHA: HRNYY

>>33401629
NTA
So you're making your own games to combat the shitty ones and not just bitching and whining on the internet, right?

>>33401630
i wouldn't know, my past time is responding to gurgling retards on image boards, not gurgling retards on whatever you'd call reddit

>>33401630
r/funkopops
r/dirtygaming
r/teenagers

>>33401640
Oh no bro, you are wasting precious gooning time responding rn

>>33401617
>>33401629
I thought men's dream fictional women "just liked the guy for who he is over material things, that's it"

>>33401636
i'm making my games how i see fit, end of. if that means making the playable character a bimbo or a himbo, then i'll do it and publicly make fun of anyone it bothers. i don't have grand visions of changing things, though.

Women, sometimes guys will hype up their bro to a chick by saying he has a huge cock and that’s hit or miss.
How would you feel if he hyped him up by saying he eats pussy like a champ?
What if it was one of his women friends wingmanning him and saying it instead?

>>33401644
um, no i'm at work getting paid right now. i'm being paid to watch you take my bait lmao

State gender. Imagine you're a king/queen. How do you prevent your kingdom from getting destroyed from the inside?
You might not know, but I like Isekai. Isekai is a genre of Japanese media where a character, typically a human from this world, travels or reincarnates in another world, typically a medieval swords-and-magic one.
A common trope of Isekai is the MC using his knowledge of the advanced technological civilization he comes from to improve his life and the world he now inhabits. Sometimes the protagonists even become kings and build their very own civilizations.
I like this genre and thus I daydream about it. I have wondered, what steps would I have to take to build my own civilization? How can I protect my civilization from getting destroyed? And conversely, how can I destroy the civilizations of my enemies?
That is why I cannot see all this LGBTQKJSDFASD bullshit as nothing more but crass attempts at civilizational destruction.
Sow discord, harm communal identity, poison the food and water supply, then tell the isolated hormonally-imbalanced youngsters to chop off their genitals, turn homosexual, accept a trillion foreigners--eunuchs and homos can't maintain civilization.
In my Kingdom, LGBTQAJSKFD would be forbidden on penalty of execution, and my spies would promote it nonstop in my enemies' territories. Then when their birthrate falters, I would send trillions of my "refugees" sleeper cells into their walls, cities and villages.

>>33401645
>monolith

>>33401649
Wow you are le epic trickster omg I will never recover

>>33401650
Take your meds schizo.

>>33401606
nta but mine throbs with authority, it’s like a heartbeat. You could probably find my pulse just by grabbing the shaft.

>>33401650
>isekai
sage for weaboo shit

>>33401654
>doesn't answer the question
Have you tried not taking your meds (hormonal-disrupters and blockers)?

>>33401650
What a jewish thing to say.

women
would you consider your man gay for visiting the ooooool' gloryhole every once in a while

>>33401645
oh i don't speak for all men, i don't actually care that my player character is a bimbo, i just don't like the idea that it SHOULDN'T be a hypersexualized female character because it's bad for women (but it's fine if it's sterilizing kids with hormones, or putting gay pride in my media, or dropping pamphlets telling people not to eat ass during lockdowns, or literally any sexual thing is okay anywhere else as long as it isn't meant to be consumed by straight guys)

>>33401660
So? What's your answer?
>>33401664
Kek.

>>33401648
Not a single of these 3 scenarios happen outside of your head, not in real life and not in fiction

8 inches by 7 inches with studs

>>33401669
M
yeah

>>33401652
what i am is patient, will you stop crashing out? you've done nothing but make yourself look like an idiot. just take the L for having a dumb opinion and move on, it is okay to recover from dumb opinions (this is, in fact, the few truly honorable things one can do in this life)

>>33401650
M
Check out “The Book” “How to rebuild civilization” you’d probably enjoy it

>>33401665
Doing a gay sexual act because you like guy sexual acts does indeed make you gay

>>33401648
You need to 18 to post here

>>33401675
Maybe you should try to practice what you preach

>>33401650
M
If I was the king, I would prevent females from gaining any political power. That would save us like 90% of the trouble. 5% would be dealing with other people wanting my throne and the other 5% would be other kings wanting my land.

>>33401670
Sorry you don’t have a bro that tells chicks you got a fucking summer sausage between the legs, guess you just aren’t tight with the homies like that

>>33401677
shut the fuck up candice

>>33401679
oh i get ahead of the problem by making sure my opinions aren't dumb to begin with

Why would a white girl have an uncontrollable urge to say the n word and she does not have Tourette’s

>>33401684
Lol

>>33401685
some women are truly onions

>>33401677
delete this immediately, it's not true. women will seriously try to call me gay for visiting the gloryhole every few weeks? what else am i supposed to do to get off?

>>33401676
I think I already skimmed it, or one like it. The book was too superficial in knowledge and too circumlocutory in exposition.
It didn't tell you how to rebuild anything and talked endlessly of random things.
You could learn a lot more from watching videos on smelting/blacksmithing, gardening, and how a steam engine works.
Is it a different book?

>>33401683
Candice dick fit in yo mouf

>>33401650
The solution is to get a job and have sex

>>33401680
That makes a lot of sense.

I'm not a parent but I'd like to be someday. Is this an appropriate reaction to a kid being violent? >>33401413

Girls, I'm healing from my sickness. I'm ready to lose my virginity now.

>>33401701
That is the sickness

male anons what is this thing i just found on youtube?

>>33401676
>>33401692
I just looked it up. The one I read was "The Knowledge". I will download "The Book" now. Thanks.

>>33401685
Nigger is fun to say.

>>33401691
NTA
Have you tried not being gay?

>>33401703
Some guy

>>33401650
I am not going to read your most likely unhinged blogpost.

>>33401698
my parents threatened to sell me to a farmstead when i started acting up. they even played out the phone call
by the point they were holding the phone i was not willing to find out whether they are fucking with me anymore and would usually submit

>>33401703
looks like a fat gay retard with a guitar

>>33401703
>bass players

>>33401622
I put mine in upwards and it naturally slides into a downward position off to the left. (When getting pants tailored, hanging to the left is referred to as "dressing to the left")
When I start in a downward position, it feels slightly cramped.

With boxers, it drops immediately either way. I prefer a snugger fit.

myao wants one (1) thing

>>33401698
That anon's reaction seems excessively emotional. Very woman-like.
I would simply hit him back and ask him how he liked it. Then when he's crying from pain, I rationally explain that violence is a tool not to be toyed with, and that it should not be directed at one's own parents except for extreme cases.
I would teach him self-control and logic.

>>33401713
You got something to say, bud?

>>33401717
yeah all trannies dream of that

>>33401717
i want that too :(

>>33401698
i think it covers the gist of a good response. you immediately stop the kid, you immediately separate them off from what they were doing, wait until everything is cooled down before finding a way forward. but i don't think a 9 year old full-force hitting a parent is very normal behavior at all, i can't imagine an all-is-well-but-my-healthy-son-assaulted-me-unironically household

>>33401703
a guy having a good time, leave him be

>>33401696
The job is being a king and you already have a queen consort or harem. That doesn't provide a solution by itself.

>>33401717
Lmfaooo he looks so much like my cousin

So heavy I fell through the earth

>>33401717
nah, i'm pretty sure female koreans are genetically born to despise men. i think she just puts up a front here. sorry mayo.

>>33401721
Everyone itt wants to be one of those people.

>>33401721
We've been over this, you need an older guy.

>>33401698
NTA but for that scenario I do think that's the best way to go about it. Of course if a kid is acting like that at 9 years old, you've got some big issues to deal with. A 4 year old boy might still act out like that, though

>>33401703
Your looks match.