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Previously on ATOGA:
>>33398447
Shalom goyim. Now bend over.
I love women
I would be such a good bf if I had the opportunity
>>33400766>>33400767>>33400768Wow, all the cute boys are itt!
>>33400774>no fat and balding anonThe cutest boy is missing
>>33400775He has evolved into plapnon
>>33400767>>33400768>>33400780Men make drooling retard posts like these and wonder why women don't respect them
>>33400783>implyingtake the retardpill
>>33400783I'm
>>33400767 and I'm a woman. I make that post mostly to trigger /pol/ types. My goal in these threads is to make /pol/ types and incels seethe. Now I have to come up with no rage bait.
>>33400783Men are proud to be thought of as drones. They aspire to be walking dildos and get deeply, inconsolably offended if a woman lets it slip that she likes him for his personality or sees him as wise and stable enough to marry.
>>33400787Men can not afford to not be intelligent
>>33400783It just needs to hit the right woman.
>>33400789Now I have to come up with new rage bait.
Women which grifts do you feel are targeted at you personally?
>>33400790I am usually seen as all of that.
Also a very demanfing dildo.
If Sadako/Samara was actually a hung futa that crawled out of the TV after 7 days to fuck you to the brink of death, how often would you watch the tape?
>>33400789I think your post is having the wrong effect, jsyk. I've been assuming you were a /pol/tard.
>>33400799>demanfingdemanding
I swear I am not typing with just one hand...
>>33400790>she likes him for his personality or sees him as wise and stable enough to marry.This is all I've ever wanted, legitimately
>>33400798>give me more ammunition Never
>>33400798Comfy looking sex toys. I've been tricked out of money twice now, but I at least got my 500 bucks back the second time.
>>33400807Woooow, you are so so so unique broo!
>>33400802I'd watch the tape the whole 7 days
Would do it in the original version too
I can fix her
>>33400808We do blatant trolling here, not grifting, there is a difference
>>33400811I'm lonelyposting not being unique chill
>>33400807Legit how I saw the guy I was dating. But we had our differences and he moved on. Back to single and square one for this femanon.
I will never tell him that though, no point now.
>>33400816More loke boringposting.
>>33400818Boringposting is the root cause of my lonelyposting
>>33400813Atoga men actually hate, are ruthless and terribly mean, honestly.
>>33400817What were the main differences?
If you have perfect character chemistry, that's rare.
>>33400823It's the same 3-4 dedicated incels desu, the rest of us are chaotic, and mostly like women
>some cunt dumped his son outside and he's been sat there just yelling for 2 hours to pass the time
Are males poorly behaved from birth?
>>33400817I'm sorry anon, I hope you find someone that will love you without exception
>gone for 7 days
>manager orders shit
>shithead that's covering me doesn't stock shit
>manager: hmm the stuff I ordered yesterday isn't on the shelf, better order it again lol xd
>repeat 3x
Welp, gonna go for round 3.
>>33400824I felt we did.
I am not sure - he was interested in other people, I guess. I was blindsided. Would hurt me to much to ask.
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>>33400762 (OP)>- Racism (only allowed on /b/).>- Trolling, ragebait, pretending to be retarded, etc. (Also only allowed on /b/).>- Avatar posting, posting pictures of yourself or personal details.What's with the janny jizzing? Just let the board be retarded and janny if you gotta janny. Posting rules doesn't stop people from breaking them, it just says, "I DOING MY PART - to make 4chan like reddit."
>>33400831You know what you did last summer.
>>33400832You mean he cheated or he broke up because he wanted to fuck somebody else?
>>33400826No obviously. Shitty children = shitty parents 95% of the time
>>33400837>You know what you did last summerI worked all summer, same as this summer
>>33400790>inconsolably offended if a woman lets it slip that she likes him for his personality or sees him as wise and stable enough to marryIt wouldn't be a problem if the woman doing that was a pure virgin, but it's always some slut who had hook-ups and now wants you to be her betabuxxer. Anyone with self-respect would get offended at that.
90% of men need their dicks cut off, especially the coomers itt
>>33400837Pretty sure he was seeing someone for a long while before he actually broke it off.
Again, I don't want to ask because it will hurt my heart.
>thumbnail of black midgetsex
>thunbnail of woman chugging a piss jug
Who watches this shit...
>>33400846No, the dicks are the best part of men.
>>33400847Sorry to hear that, femanon.
I hope you can move on in due time and stay no contact if possible. He doesn,t deserve you around.
>>33400853Thats why you cut them off, collect them in a box, keep them in the closet and feed them corn and grains.
>>33400853They're the worst part of low quality men
Women, would you break up with a guy if he sometimes cums in his sleep?
>>33400859No, but I would be concerned. Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like nocturnal emissions are something that shouldn't be occurring in adulthood.
>>33400853They literally sell those without men attached, and the ones without men attached actually function better
>>33400846But I would be nothing without my penis.
>>33400862You are already nothing
>>33400859psssh NO! thats is kind of cute, like.. please leave your snail sauce on me lol
>>33400859Yeah, why is he so leaky and has no control over his body? Why is he constantly preoccupied with lewd things, even when he is unconscious?
>>33400860Correct, the partner should drain the balls several times every single day.
Every day I thank our 130iq Asian overlords for inventing pokemon and anime
>>33400864>snail sauceStop that.
>>33400863Leave our penii alone!
>>33400860Nta but it happens if you don't really masturbate
>>33400762 (OP)Women what do you prefer out of the two
>If the guy cums too early>If the guy doesn't cum at all and you have to stop because he gets tired or goes flaccid
fuck idk wha tthe fuck he meant by that stop beating around the bush i hate you
>>33400874I'd say the former because that's at least a sign the sex is over.
>>33400875You want to choke on his cock, stfu
>>33400865You only have nocturnal emissions if you don't ejaculate for like 2 weeks
Where do I meet clingy woman that wants marriage and kids
>>33400860I thought that a general lack of sexual activity can trigger them sometimes.
>>33400874Depends entirely on whether he's good or bad at sex, and whether I like or dislike him
>>33400866I feel like my boyfriend would have to let me know when he was at full capacity. I would do my due dilligence to drain him but if I am busy with chores, he would need to initiate or something.
>>33400872>>33400880In other words, Nofap is bullshit, and I should fuck my man a lot. I want kids so this works for me.
>>33400879he's evolving!
Or did you meet a clingy woman who didn't meet your standards?
>>33400874First one, no competition. Men that have to hold back to not cum are insanely hot and cute. Men that take forever to cum are boring and a huge turn off.
Older anons
Can you pinpoint the exact moment where your entire life became online?
>>33400884If he doesn't, then something is wrong with him.
Moving up to you from behind, groping you, kissing your neck and slowly pressing my crotch against your cute butt needs to be a daily event.
>>334008902005 when i got access to internet
>>33400879*jumps up and down*
ooo me me me ooo
>>33400890I asked older anons because I hope that hasn't happened to anyone young yet, but if you are young and that's you feel free to answer
>>33400890M and yeah, a long-ass time ago. Nobody would talk to me in real life, I couldn't grasp social interaction and wasn't good enough to get any with real people. Someone with similar problems introduced me to this place, and now I have you guys.
I still go through the motions of self-improvement, and will work out today, maybe text a girl, etc. But if real people ever like me, it will be a couple decades late, and you guys will always be my real friends and the only people who were there when I wasn't worth anything to them.
>>33400890Not exactly exactly, but it pretty much happened when I met a girl at camp and started talking to her on facebook. Summer of... '09? Or so. Maybe '08.
>>33400875He hates you? Or wants to hate fuck you?
>>33400864Honestly, sleeping next to a woman might increase the frequency of wet dreams.
>>33400890I’m 24
About when I was 11
>>33400905Camp? What happened to the rest of your life though?
>>33400861>actually function betterWell I guess that’s true but if he functions fine then I don’t think so
>>33400894ugggh i havn't had this in so long.
i can count on one hand how many times this has happened in the past two years :/
now i have sworn off all sex and am a non-fapping born again virgy.
>>33400890Age 12 in 2006, a few months before one of my classmates asked if I was a "computer nerd" which made me realize I'd been making constant excuses to avoid hanging out with anyone after school
>>33400890My uncle gave me his old laptop while I was in middle school
>>33400890pre xanga. dialup. vamp freaks.. that 420 site .. og clear mac desktops and gateway
oc og chan
>>33400912Sounds like you enjoy torturing yourself.
Don't think you could resist me if I pushed the right buttons.
>>33400917I've heard it a lot and had it happen to me once or twice before so I'm inclined to say yes but I've never checked a reputable source
>>33400890M
In 1999 I got on neopets and played WC2: Battle.net Edition and learned a bunch of bad words that I knew not to repeat
In 2001-2003 we'd have library trips which meant high-speed internet for a few hours
2004 I got Warcraft 3 and was at least learning how to make my own custom maps and write macros. I was on the path to becoming a comp sci major
2005 I got World of Warcraft and that was the point of no return and I ended up studying physics when I went to college 6 years later instead
>>33400874For sure cums too early. It’ll probably be too long the other way
>>33400907Living with and sleeping next to my man is one of my most fav feelings.
>>33400860>>33400917yeah. The reason is that sperm are designed to be continually produced fresh, they're very small and unstable little cells and not supposed to be stored forever. the body wants to get rid of them to make room for new ones
like a grocery store clearing the expired food that didn't sell off of the shelves
>>33400924Did you make any friends at university? How did physics work out for you? Was it more practical or theoretical? For example, how close would you be to being able to get an engineering job?
>>33400927How? This is my nightmare. They are like huge pets that want home cooked food three times a day and stick their body parts inside of you. Insane.
>>33400907You're thinking about your hot dream gf, not your real gf who will be a bit chubby and nag about your piss puddles all day
>>33400885>Nofap is bullshitdisagree
nofap is specifically to encourage guys to stop masturbating to porn and go seek relationships with women
>>33400923Can you feel it?
>>33400910What rest of my life? I still had school and clubs, sure, but I'd be on the computer to talk to her as soon as I got home. Future partners followed the same pattern. And I started being part of facebook groups and the like. Wasn't until I quit facebook that that stopped, although I started coming here instead, so...
But now at least I have hobbies that take up my time. If it weren't for work being online I'd be barely using a computer at all.
>>33400940You sound like you would be tempted to let a dog knot you.
Has anyone else been having dreams where they get raped by demons?
>>33400933I don't breakfast and love cooking though.
>>33400936i never understood the logic behind this
people have masturbated for millions of years, monkeys masturbate in the zoo
if masturbation made you forget about chasing women we would have been extinct before inventing fire
>>33400936People still believe in that pseudoscience? Being horny and on the edge will not make you better with females.
>>33400945You say that but then what you mean is that you will cook some weird recipe you saw online on saturday and leave a huge mess in the kitchen, not that you will feed yourself adequately on a daily basis.
>>33400947It's tradcuck shit.
>>33400930I made a lot of friends in uni. I still play vidya with some of them on discord. I quit WoW around the time I started. Physics was fine, but hard. I was in an experimental research school, which is way better than that meme theoretical physics bullshit. I had some things out of my control (imo) that kept me from being an A-student and ultimately switched majors in grad school. I'm in a PhD program in Engineering and have a job interview this week. Trying to finish this year.
>>33400944I've had one where a woman kept me captive and eventually made me impregnate her. She was evil but the whole thing was pretty sweet in the end.
>>33400938Not that I know of, I never have but I also don't remember my dreams so others might feel it
I just know because its there in the morning
>>33400933I'm better at cooking than you are, stay away from the kitchen!
But the other part, yes.
>>33400950lmao no, I cook big portions so I get 3-5 servings whenever possible. Freezing what I don't eat right away.
I also cook during the week and it usually takes me 2-3h since I like to cook everything from the raw ingredients when possible.
>>33400947>>33400948"nofap" is for people who are addicted (yes, I know it isn't aCtUaLlY addictive, those are maybe the worst kind of addictions) to cooming, and in particular, cooming to porn that is poisoning their mind
"Coomer stare" is a thing
>>33400960I highly doubt that. But feel free to convince me otherwise.
>>33400965NTA
Let me guess, you enjoy violent video games and don't think those poison your mind?
>>33400947>>334009481. I don't think masturbation is inherently bad for you
2. I think noporn is more important than nofap
3. nofap is for coomers fapping 3-6xdaily
>Being horny and on the edge will not make you better with females.It's not about being horny enough to talk to women, it's the lack of another outlet and encouraging you to get out of your comfort zone of porn that will never reject you.
>>33400964Yeah, when you are single. This all goes out the window the moment you have a gf and you think it is now her job to keep you fed.
>>33400973Cooking is a hobby of mine.
Accept it or bugger off.
>>33400966Come over and we'll have a cook-off then if you're so confident.
Loser has to have sex with the winner.
>>33400944i read this doujin once about a submissive futa succubus who's just starting out for the first time trying to rape a guy, and she comes prematurely and cries
the japanese are ridiculously good at turning nightmares into fanservice
>>33400969NTA
Worse, I play grand strategy games.
Every time you say "porn doesn't poison people's mind" I want to remind you of femanons complaining about how all men want to choke women and eat ass during sex or how many men think labia size is proportional to the amount of men a woman has slept with.
>>33400980>Every time you say "porn doesn't poison people's mind" I want to remind you of femanons complaining about how all men want to choke women and eat ass during sex or how many men think labia size is proportional to the amount of men a woman has slept with.Anecdotes and personal opinions aren't evidence of anything, especially when it's comments on the internet.
God, please save me.
I am praying so hard. I only want to do the right thing. Please guide me.
Only one will be switched.
>>33400978Ok, omw.
>>33400975Fine. You will find something else to burden me with then.
>>33400983What are the options?
>>33400980>how many men think labia size is proportional to the amount of men a woman has slept withYou'd think watching porn would quickly disabuse them of this notion.
>>33400969Maybe they do? But most "violent" videogames aren't actually premeditated murder and torture simulators so there's a difference there
>>33400982I don't think you need a peer reviewed study to prove that porn sex isn't like sex in real life...
>>33400984>Fine. You will find something else to burden me with thenYeah, being hornier than you.
>>33400990Yes, fiction is fiction. My point is that people who constantly talk about how evil sexual degenerate fictions is always make excuses and engage in mental gymnastics for violent degenerate fiction every fucking time.
>>33400992I already covered the wanting to stick their body parts inside of me part.
>>33400987Long lips = whore
Innie = BIG whore, had labiaplasty
>>33400993Oh, and I did that? Please quote my post where I said that.
>>33400971>It's not about being horny enough to talk to women, it's the lack of another outlet and encouraging you to get out of your comfort zone of porn that will never reject you.I don't think that matters. Obviously you shouldn't jerk off 3-6 times a day, but if you don't have a gf and you're short/ugly, it doesn't matter if you watch porn to get off.
>>33400956>>33400979I’m not joking guys I was terrified and it felt like possession. Is the devil in my life? I’m so scared
>>33400998>I'm short and ugly that means my life is LITERALLY le over, billions must die
>>33400980>I want to remind you of femanons complaining about how all men want to choke womenThis is entirely a female fetish.
>>33401001NTA
>Watching porn is killing billionsDamn, who knew?
how do people just dump $10k into a single vet checkup with no surgery or anything
>>33401001>missing the point this hardAbsolute fucking retard.
>>33401000if there is a devil he is probably laughing his ass off watching us die slowly alone, he doesn't need to do anything anymore
>>33401007>does nothing>wins
>>33401007Am I schizophrenic then?
>>33400762 (OP)> Finally, if you're thinking of starting a new thread:- DON'T, unless the old one is either at, or approaching, the image limit (150), or page 10.
The previous thread wasn’t on page 10 or at image limit
Why did you post rules you don’t even follow?
>>33401010just read some doujins about succubuses and then blame it on the Japanese
you're not schizophrenic, just horny
>>33401011because if he doesn't break the rules someone will make a thread without his oh-so important rules and the thread will turn into pure chaos. His words.
>>33400994That's how nature is and how we feel the most complete.
>>33400998>Obviously you shouldn't jerk off 3-6 times a dayI am feeling called out here.
You are just scared of my high libido.
Gender
Do you actually care about age gaps (more than 4 years) in your relationships?
>>33401000He likely hides in your home and steals your panties when you're not available for rape dreams.
>>33401022F, only mentally ill people are in age gap relationships.
>>33401022M
Only for practical reasons relating to having children. Other than that, if she's attractive she's attractive.
>>33401022Male
Yeah, anything above 8 years to me feels like a lot
8-10 years she basically has to be my dream girl otherwise
10+ is a dealbreaker
>>33401022M. Ideal is of course same age, but i am annoyed by people with easy lives and ideal relationships lording it over everyone else, like "why aren't all you people perfect, like us?" Life is chaotic and if you're not lucky you rarely get what you want, you have to try your best with what you got.
>>33400917Yknow there's such a thing as Google
But yes if I go around a week or so without fapping I will sometimes cum
People think adult men dont/shouldn't do it because most men masturbate too much for it to occur
If a man cums in his sleep it means he ISNT a porn addict
>>33401022F. I prefer a bit older than me. The 1/2+7 rule seems to work for me to determine a max. My current relationship was right on the edge of that when we met (21 & 29/30) and now it feels more appropriate that we're older.
>>33401022M
No, but the last three women who were interested in me were 8, 10 and 19 years younger than me. The last one was just 18, but I noticed quite fast that gap is just too big. She had a really nice body and is a good girl, but it was hard to actually connect with her on a meaningful level.
I would say up to a decade younger/older is ok if both are 20+.
>>33401022Female, I guess so since I've always preferred older guys and my bf is a lot more than 4 years older than me
Men how come whenever I post online about wanting to kms some dude tries to get me to sext him? Like... is wanting to die a turn on?
>>33401036they just want to stick their dick in you before your pussy goes cold
>>33401036Idk
If someone talks about killing themselves i just platonically encourage them
>>33401036We want to fix you.
Through sex.
...Or something like that.
Also mentally ill girls are easier to manipulate.
>>33400844Nah if you want to find a dude who wants to be cucked you don't have to lie you can go online and be like "Hi, I want to fuck three men per week and keep your dick in a cage and have yo edit videos of me getting pounded for my onlyfans while you clean my dirty panties with your mouth" and get tons of replies.
>>33401036The expectation/hope is that you are desperate.
Basically, weakness if you are a woman.
>>33401036Men literally do not give a single shit about you. All they care about is trying to turn any situation where they have access to you into something that benefits them.
>>33401036They see you begging for attention so they're giving you attention
>>33401000>>33400983>>33400944Nightmares often portray our fears. You are clearly scared of this happening. And since you keep ruminating on it, you are deepening the pathways in your brain to think about it more. Therefore you get more demon dreams.
>have autism
>avoid people i'm attracted to because they make me uncomfortable and i don't want to make them uncomfortable
>will avoid looking at you, interacting with you, physically being next to you etc
>seen as a creep and am picked on wherever i go
what can i do to start working on this?
>>33401036>sex with me will fix/change your lifeidk why but there's a lot of guys who genuinely believe this. I had one friend who came out as a lesbian and a mutual former friend's reaction was "You're a lesbian? You should try femdomming me first." She sent me their texts. It's gotta be one of the most retarded exchanges I have EVER read in my life.
>>33401036Where are you doing this? 4chan? Instagram?
>>33401036Women are turn-ons, the moment they get turned on is the moment you say you're not male
>>33401048Stop being autistic
But since you cant do that you should just reroll for a better life
>>33401036Guys think they have better chances with a depressed girl because they can be the savior or whatever.
>>33400861I want the semen.
Like, I want three dudes in a box in my house collecting neetbux and getting milked of their load like 4 or 5 times a day so I can bathe in it.
Fake cum lube smells gross and isn't warm and it doesn't taste different depending on what you feed him.
men are disgusting and deserve worse than everything bad that happens to them
>>33401050They are projecting. Their own biggest problem in life is that they don‘t get pussy, so they assume that dick would solve the problem.
What's the BLACKED equivalent for men? Is it fucking Asian women, or fucking trannies?
>>33401048Well, you have determined that your actions are making them uncomfortable, yes? This avoidance is more from your own discomfort and about being unsure what to do. Did you grow up with angry parents? Your technique may work against someone angry as you are making yourself small and submissive, hoping they won't notice you. The same technique on the general public looks misplaced.
>>33401055Am I going to end up in some kind of reverse Stardew Valley sex mod situation with you...?
>>33401048practice like crazy. it will take a lot of practice to mimic a normal human.
and try to keep your morale up or you will end up like me and
>>33401053 (exhausted and tired of playing the game and ready to roll the dice for another chance at being normal).
it helps if you have good people around that will be lenient and help keep you from getting too frustrated at failing over and over thousands of times
>>33401055The Loathesome Cum Eater...
>>33401060Blacked is for the boys
>>33401058Literally nothing happens to men
What men say is a bad thing happening to them is just the absence of happening
More nothing is still just nothing
Why does the army keep sending me recruitment texts and email? I obviously did not sign up for selective service and i do not need to explore and of the"oppritunities". Wtf would i even do if i did enlist?
>>33401060Only men watch blacked content you retard.
>>33401067Did you go to uni? Your info may be available to them if so, is my theory
>>33401067You don't know that israel uses girls to try to boost recruitment?
>>33401067>Wtf would i even do if i did enlist?Being the squad's resident cumrag bussy.
>>33401060Threesomes or reverse gangbangs with extremely hot women where they don't have to do anything.
>>33401067A whole lot of fukken nothing
I'll join the army if ww3 breaks out
Then they won't give as much a fuck about missing equipment as they would during peacetime
>>33401066we could remove their dicks
>>33400856I read a doujin about this once. She installed guillotines in the urinals.
>>33401048You need to start learning how to tolerate discomfort and probably some practical social skills too. Start practising with people you don't find attractive, and if you have the resources maybe look into finding an occupational therapist. They're somewhat similar to a psychotherapist except they focus on helping you with practical skills, like managing symptoms of autism or socializing
>>33401078This is word for word what they accused women of doing in the malleus maleficarum, which was their justification for the witch hunting, trials and burning.
Like the only branch i could ever possibly serve in is the fucking Space Force which isnt even military desu. I mean yeah maybe itd be interesting but like what even would the point be?
>>33401072Well, i am not Israeli
>>33401084surely they'd find some crap for you to do in the air force
but better like I said before, work for Raytheon or something
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>>33401084I found this pic of you.
>>33401067>I obviously did not sign up for selective servicethere's your answer
>>33401084Not sure how america is but usually military is free education, good benefits, no rent payments, low bills, military card for discounts, financially there are a lot of upsides
>>33401084>which isnt even military desuIt literally is? Most people in space force were moved over from air force.
>>33401067I considered joining the military after I failed to find a job for two years, I was about 6 months away from it. I was planning to be a linguist, though I hadn't decided army vs navy vs air force.
There are plenty of jobs in the military that aren't direct combat roles.
>>33401055I'm going to fucking vomit.
>>33400944They're not demons. Are you into it? If you're not into it, next time it happens try imagining a big stack of donuts on their dick.
>>33400952This, it's a fetish those guys want to let thier chastity kink and their feelings of being a victim of uncontrollable animalistic urges build up with other men in a safe environment they're just gooners doing roleplay.
>>33400982Those dudes are faking. When I was a kid men used to pretend to put it in the "wrong hole" and hope she would believe it. Women are just dumb fucks now and don't know that men are lying. Men know that you have to talk to a woman about it before grabbing her and choking her they just don't care, dude. They think they can get away with choking her without her consent and then playing the "awww shucks" nice guy and they get off on that.
>>33400987They know, it's just a trick for cucks to get women to describe their vagina and hopefully their number of sexual partners so they can imagine it.
>>33401057>Hi, do you remember me?Oh yes, and I still have the photos. Should I send them to the police, or do you have a better idea?
Why can't men wait until marriage anymore
Ozzy Osbourne died. It's joever. I think Keith Richards or Mick Jagger are next.
>>33401022>Do you actually care about age gaps (more than 4 years) in your relationships?M. Yes.
>>33401000Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram
https://sacred-texts.com/bos/bos026.htm
Bam. Fix you right up. Do it every day for like a week.
>>33401104I want to know if we're sexually compatible
I'm fine with waiting a long time but not until marriage
A girl I've been seeing says she broke up with her ex over his views that I hold. How best to approach?
One of her many complains is that he said that he couldn't find someone attractive anymore if they gained twenty pounds. That seems completely reasonable to me, since you can't exactly control what you find attractive. I also doubt I'd find her attractive if she gained a lot of weight.
>>33401108Smoking induced empanadas.
>>33401011At, or approaching. The old thread was approaching page 10.
>>33401104Unironically after ww2 people just wanted to have fun
>>33401104i like tradition but sex is important for bonding, no way i am marrying a girl when we aint even bonded. besides, what if we wait and then one of us doesn't like the sex? bummer :P
plus seems many women don't like their guys jerkin it, so what's tbe alternative?
>>33401104it would be nice but it'd require getting married at a more reasonable age like before
there's no point trying to "wait until marriage"with a 29 year old woman who's had sex many thousands of times with who knows how many men, might as well add some more notches to the bedpost, we are all sluts and mansluts now
>>33401092What the fuck does the space force do that is actually armed combat? Its all intelligence and cybersecurity
I mean sure i could work in intelligence and cybersecurity, i guess, but like.. not military.
Look if they were doing like star trek stuff and launching manned rockets to patrol the moon or whatever then id be joining in a heartbeat because there would be a lot of work and oppritunities available to help science and humanity. But like... they dont do that. At most they just launch satellies to spy and take down servers
>>33401086Like what??
>>33401087I like computer science okay
>>33401089Boys get these texts too though?
I remember in my senior year of high school when they had someone come into english class and tell all the boys they had to sign up for selective service while
>>33401091I dont need help with tuition. As for all that other stuff, i mean maybe itd begood but i cant imagine its THAT good.
>>33401083The Malleus is definitely a fun read. Have you read King James VI/I's Daemonologie? Also fun
women: you ever fuck a guy with a short refractory period? like 5ish mins or less? do they make okay sex partners?
if you haven't, do you want to/wish guys you fucked had a shorter time?
>>33401118>plus seems many women don't like their guys jerkin it, so what's tbe alternative?nofap
>>33401120>What the fuck does the space force do that is actually armed combat?They fight the Taurans in the secret war.
We're allied with the Pleiadeians.
>>33401104Because then she hits you with the "I slept with this guy on the first date BUT I LOVE YOU"
>>33401112What other things are there? I'd imagine there's also tact at play. If her ex constantly was reminding her of that fact, freely expressing his disgust, threatening her directly - - I'd consider it a dealbreaker too
Has she directly asked you about it?
>>33401125>We're allied with the Pleiadeians.When did this happen? Can I get a Pleiadeian gf?
>>33401112Have you tried not treating humans like objects, specifically sex toys?
>>33400860>Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like nocturnal emissions are something that shouldn't be occurring in adulthood.You are wrong. They happen almost automatically when someone doesn't ejaculate any other way.
>>33401098I know that the modern us military is a bunch of civilian work
I wouldnt totally hate doing civilian work but like the only way i would get into it is if i apply and get accepted like any other job
If we were at war and i felt the war was just then maybe i would be willing to get involved. But we havent been at any large war worth fighting since like maybe the korean war and i dont expect that to change
When i watched starship trooper a month or two ago i thought a lot about the US military and how i felt about it and honestly im still not sure how i feel about it
>>33401123Yeah, I have. But I could not care less because why would I fuck again right after we just fucked? I have better things to do.
I did it. I sent her a follow request.
Wish me luck.
>>33401123Yeah
>do they make okay sex partners?A downside might be if he kept wanting to go over and over and I was already spent. But we never really went more than twice anyway
>if you haven't, do you want to/wish guys you fucked had a shorter time?Never even considered it for my current relationship
>>33401112>A girl I've been seeing says she broke up with her ex over his views that I hold. How best to approach?Don't.
>>33401136yeah, good luck
>>33401104Sex is fun, and good for pair bonding.
And there are women who don't care about waiting, and that's your competition.
>>33401142Trash male right here
>>33401040You. I like you.
>>33401045I don't want attention. I think I wish someone would murder me in case it doesn't work, like seppuku.
>>33401043Nah, when I was a teenager I used to do that but then I figured out that men who pick up girls never try to like stab them or asphyxiate them with pantyhose like on television they just want to like get their dick sucked and cook you like the one food they know how to make well and it's boring and lame and doesn't fix your death wish at all.
>>33401052Nah, otherwise why would men be ragebaiting me and stuff all the time?
>>33401104I don't really see the point
>>33400947Having unlimited free porn at your fingertips is a recent phenomena. It's not about masturbating, it's about how easy it is now to simply isolate and immerse yourself in a virtual world that tricks your brain into thinking you've actually accomplished things, sex included. Imagine how different life would be if you had to physically go out and buy a magazine or video tape if you wanted to watch porn. Imagine how different it was before there was even a professional porn industry
>>33401110This seems like it would just open me up to more demons
>>33401146>Nah, otherwise why would men be ragebaiting me and stuff all the time?they're turned on when you're angry, too
>>33401050Did that guy turn out to be trans later
>>33401051There's a couple apps people use for venting idk reddit, whispersecrets, etc.
>>33401054It makes me think he's getting off to seeing me in pain and not like in a kinky way though. Plus, I don't want someone to save me because then I'd owe him forever and I'm not the kind of person who can be grateful that hard and for that long.
>>33401144Your opinion has been noted and placed in the appropriate receptacle.
Women, would you rather be forced to go to a creepy male gynecologist or have to approach a man who you find very attractive?
>>33401124>bro just remove one of the few least-conditional pleasures that exis in this god-awful hellscapeum, no. nofap is bullshit. if i want higher test levels, higher dopamine, etc. i'll buy it and inject or whatever because i'm a man with a job and this isn't the victorian era anymore
Is it even worth it for me to quit smoking if I’ve been smoking since I was 17
>>33401053i love my life, just not when other people are around
>>33401061wow i never thought about it like that before but it fits. a lot of my family was angry growing up. my sister, my mom, my dad, my stepdad. and it makes sense because i feel like i have to protect myself around them too
>>33401063i do well with people everyday (even if not perfect), it's just that some people trigger something in me and i can't look at them. the morale thing is true though, we fall very hard once we're done
>>33401080i'm not sure how to get there. i weird people out even on a good day (always accidentally saying the wrong thing), so speaking to someone while extremely uncomfortable feels like i'm just fucking up someone else's day.
>occupational therapistthank you, never heard of this term before. i don't see any in the area but i'll try to find something online
>>33401156have fun fapping for the rest of your life
>>33401155Obviously the later you sperg
Men: what percentage of the time do you use porn to masturbate? Bonus points if you share how frequently you jerk it in general
>>33401155Stop giving me tough questions
>>33401059Nah, the problem is other people are always pathologically getting in my fucking way on purpose any time I try to do normal human things.
>>33401060You mean like the idea that he's ruined and no woman will want him? Probably stealthing. A thing a lot of women secretly want to be with a guy that has done is probably threesomes or cnc of some kind.
>>33401104>Why can't men wait until marriage anymoreThere has never been a single moment in all of human history when men waited for marriage. It's only ever been women who had to wait. Men just went off and quietly fucked hookers while they were waiting.
>>33401155The latter. Why are men so retarded?
>>33401104It's a retarded concept for insecure people.
>>33400762 (OP)If a gothy makeup thot smells sickeningly of sweat and shit combined, what has she likely done at home? She entered the cafe alone and stinked up the coffee shop
>>33401159>wow i never thought about it like that before but it fits.I'm happy I could help with some insight
>just that some people trigger something in me and i can't look at them.Sounds like a great response
>>33401160uh yeah i will, that's kind of the point of it you DUMMY
>>33401146>and lame and doesn't fix your death wish at all.I said nothing about that...?
>>33401170>>33401159>great response"Like a fear response" is what I meant. Sorry for not reviewing my post. Now I sound like a bit of an ass.
>>33401062Wind up? Nah. If you do anything with me I'll ominously make you go through a lot of meticulous planning and documenting of the plans so that you're 100% sure what you signed up for and I have you on video begging in case your mom comes looking for you one day.
latent sex offenders like
>>33401155 are why men should not be allowed to be OBGYNs
Two weeks no internet
What do?
>>33401148From this perspective, are you sure that banning the porn is a good idea, then? People do things like that, giving up on real life, because they don't have hope of an alternative. If you took away their drugs, they wouldn't be happy, they'd be a dangerous problem. Stupefying people with entertainment and drugs is necessary to make them consent to living in a society that made them worthless and obsolete. Waking them up is probably not a good idea, unless, like the guy that came up with the saying "opiate of the masses", you want unrest and conflict.
>>33401162At least 90% because it's usually quicker than using my imagination and I usually don't want to waste time on it, plus I don't have a very clear visual imagination. Probably more like 95% or 99%.
It varies how often, between 3x in a day to not at all for a week or two.
>>33401175lol
You know, realistically speaking all those things said before it actually happening can be made void by a decent lawyer.
>>33401179By day four you will feel amazing. Try and keep it up
>>33401179Go somewhere with internet.
>>33401123My first bf would stay hard after cumming the first time... like completely fully hard and keep fucking me. It was so hot. He was really bad at sex though, I thought I was broken because I only liked mutual masturbation until way later.
>>33400762 (OP)What's your opinion on spanking as a punishment for your own child? What age do you stop doing it? Personally, I see it as a "last resort" punishment for severe fuck ups.
Either gender can answer.
>>33401187F
I'm against corporal punishment, and I find the arguments for it to be pretty weak.
>>33401187F
You should never hit your child and any men who do are low iq
>>33401179Get off 4chan.
>>33401162Does audio-only ASMR count?
It's some quite depraved stuff if I'm in the mood for it.
Sometimes I also don't jerk off to porn, but just sexy women.
However, I'd say around 80% of my orgasms are with close eyes where I imagine an ex... which might be a bit sad...
>>33401187F. Spanking doesn't work, so I'd never do it. I'm living proof that beating your kid doesn't make them listen to you.
>>33401155>
I've been to a creepy gynecologist a few times. One was a girl.
I guess that means I don't have to choose.
I would approach a guy I found attractive but only if I was 100% sure he would reject me because if you date a guy who you asked out it's guaranteed not to work because you have no leverage and he will treat you like shit. But if he's definitely not interested all that will happen is he says no and you get on with your life.
>>33401187>Personally, I see it as a "last resort" punishment for severe fuck ups.What are some examples?
>>33401127The other things mostly included the ex being misogynist and having misogynist friends. That particular conversion also was also something she heard between his friends where one of the other ones said something like "I couldn't love a girl anymore if she got fat". She also said he was a bit of a health nut in general and talked about helping her get back to her previous weight after pregnancy, which rubbed her the wrong way.
>>33401129I like women for more than just having cunts.
>>33401187M
I generally hate children, would never want any of my own and think parents who hit their children are human garbage.
No exceptions.
>>33401187Why do moids always resort to violence to get their way?
>>33401187M
It doesn't seem necessary. I don't remember it having any greater impact than just being put on "the naughty step" or, God forbid, having my parents turn their backs on me and ignore me.
>>33401192Sure I'll say it counts
>>33401187I wasn't raised with corporal punishment. Occasionally I wonder if I would have been better behaved if I had been. Probably not.
I've thought about it occasionally but I don't plan on it for my children. But I also don't plan for there to be much of a need to.
>>33401190>>33401202Women do it too.
>>33401182That may very well be, but now your mom saw you begging to be locked in a cum milking machine and you can't get that back with all the legal counsel in the world.
Male anons, how many crunches should i do?
i dont know how to do a core workout
>>33401112>A girl I've been seeing says she broke up with her ex over his views that I hold. How best to approach?Break up with her, retard.
>>33401198Especially if you're too stupid to see what she's talking about re: gaining ten kilos if there's pregnancy at play.
>>33401204Oh ok well I think audio-only ASMR probably takes up around 40% of my cummenings.
I sometimes also listen to it while watch pictures or videos of something else.
>>33401208I don't know either. I just sort of automatically have a great core. I think it comes with the testosterone. Sorry
>>33401202This hasn't been my experince my experience is that men travel in packs and gaslight the shit out of all women in the entire world. Like... I secretly think once you hit menopause you get handed a book with the true history of humankind and everything we see is fake.
>>33401187at no age do you start doing it. children are just tiny hyper-emotional vulnerable animals, they don't need to be hit, they just need to be shown good behavior and be allowed to experience regret connected to their actions. if you hit your children at all you need to be sent to the pre-heated chambers post-haste.
>>33401207I haven't done anything... yet!
>>33401187>What's your opinion on spanking as a punishment for your own child?F
I'm torn. I think physical punishments can work and are better than things like grounding because it doesn't waste the child's time. But I was abused as a child and would never do that to my children.
>>33401208crunches suck do leg raises, or planks if you are going for endurance
>>334012083 sets to failure.
>>33401212i want a tighter core :(
>>33401104>Why can't men wait until marriage anymoreAs another anon has pointed out, this never actually happened. But as to why it doesn't: because there is literally nothing to gain by waiting, and a great deal to lose. Why would you want to wait until after you're married to someone to find out that the two of you are not sexually compatible?
>inb4 There's no such thing as sexual compatibilityThis is the kind of thing that sounds convincing when you've never actually had sex. When you have, you realise quite how spectacularly wrong headed it is.
>>33401208I'm not a guy but get an electromagnetic dildo off amazon it's more fun.
>>33401221Contract your pussy for 5 minutes 3 times a day.
do men prefer to lie on their back or kneel in front of the bad when eating a woman out?
>>33401222>This is the kind of thing that sounds convincing when you've never actually had sexThere's a lot of things I read on 4chan where I can tell it's written by a 17 year old who's read a lot of threads in their time and is pretty sure they've got the hang of this "relationships" thing
>>33401162If pictures of girls count as porn then about 80%, if only videos count 10% (at the end)
jerk it about once or twice a week? sometimes I read a story instead, but trawling around online trying to find something to match a specific scenario kinda sucks
>>33401225i think thts a kegel exercise
>>33401208My routine back when I was more fastidious about it was to start with 10x3 each of v-ups, dead bugs, and climber taps, raising the number over time.
I also had a 30 day ottermode challenge that I never finished involving push-ups, flutter kicks, and squats.
>>33401227For me? Kneel. Lets me use my arms to make sure you're giving me good access.
>>33401232I know, I was joking.
>>33401209Gaining weight during pregnancy is fine but I don't think it should be accepted that you're twenty pounds heavier forever now
>>33401187M
Imagine ever hitting your daughter? What the fuck?
>a couple people in friend group start talking about random topics
>have a guy in the group that just responds "no one cares" to people he doesn't like much
how do i get this faggot to shut up
>>33401217you don't need any kind of punishment, just skinner boxes. i really don't understand why they don't teach parenting in school (oh wait yes i do, (((they))) don't want you reproducing)
>>33401239why is the guy in the group in the first place
>>33401239Give him diahhrea
Women, why are all of the top malebots on Janitor AI looking like chad? Can you explain yourselves?
>>33401239Punch him in the throat.
>>33401198>The other things mostly included the ex being misogynistSo are those views you hold too?
>That particular conversion also was also something she heard between his friends where one of the other ones said something like "I couldn't love a girl anymore if she got fat".It's pretty disrespectful to talk about that sort of thing when women are in earshot
>and talked about helping her get back to her previous weight after pregnancy, which rubbed her the wrong way.Would you approach that scenario in the same way he did? I'm not saying specifically the trying to encourage her to lose weight part, but about the manner in which he tried to convince her.
It really seems to me is her main issue is how he treated her, secondarily the opinion he had. If she finds out, I think her concerns would if you'll be insulting about it and that you'd break up with her immediately if she gains weight.
This isn't an uncommon issue, I'd say. This is a white lie situation. A no-win scenario akin to "does this dress make me look fat?" If she brings it up just say you'll always love her and your main concern would be health. That's the normal tactful response.
Breaking up with her is a bit extreme. With the caveat about how she's treating you. Her holding this concern is one thing. If she's constantly reminding you and ranting and threatening you about it, that's another thing.
>>33401246Hey are for gay faggots, not women.
>>33401197Egregious infractions like threatening or hitting their mother, putting themselves or others in potentially fatal situations after being warned, violence against pets, deliberate large scale property damage (think breaking windows on purpose), etc. Nothing that I would expect to frequently happen of course. Most of these would come with other normal non-physical punishments.
>>33401238I'm not talking about beating them up or whipping them with a switch. Palm to ass is as far as things should go.
>>33401241NTA
>The Jews are the only reason why locking your kids in a room for solitary confinement is bad!Nigga what?
I hate googling "womens core exercises" and all the results are super weak and lame. I dont want to be a gym rat or anything but god i dont think 7-15 minutes is going to do very much
im certain most of the instructors doing these dont actually work out this little, they probably go do their actual workout after recording
not that im very good at non-cardio exercise. Its just that like i dont care for the wellness industry trying to protect our feelings with very weak and ineffective advice
>>33401217btw don't do grounding, either. that was my parent's go-to solution for everything, and it it made me feel like nothing i had was ever really mine or sincerely given, any and everything is just a potential tool of manipulation, and now i have trouble being intimate at all, or feeling excited about anything, or valuing anything physical. it's not fun.
>>33401257do legs raises until failure
>>33401242Dunno, I'm the new guy
>>33401243>>33401248I'd rather just verbally assault than get physical
>>3340125715 minutes seems reasonable for just a core workout.
America is where cultures go to die
>>33401258Or you could have just not been a disobedient little shit to begin with.
foids it is likely that you use software i wrote on a daily basis
does that make you feel icky
RIP Prince of Darkness
https://youtu.be/-kEkTt_X8YM
>>33401187M. I probably won't, if I ever have kids, which is doubtful. There are ages where I'm not sure any other punishment works, and American parents seem to just not discipline the kids at all. That's why they can't go outside with the kid or they scream and run and hit things, can't leave them unsupervised or they destroy everything, etc.
At later ages, I'm not convinced psychologically harming the kid is actually better than physically harming them, but it is better because it helps them adapt to the real world, which will hurt them non-physically. They have to be prepared for how the real world works.
>>33401187M
Shame and encouragement are the correct way to raise a child.
It's a very bad lesson to teach them that the threat of violence is the only valid form of consequences, it's an even worse lesson to teach them that violence is a way to make people do what you want. I saw that all the time as a kid, the kids that get hit, hit others.
>>33401187M, I would probably hit them if they were doing something real stupid in moment like about to stick a fork in an outlet or actively hurting an animal. But sitting them down, saying they did a no-no, spanking them, and giving them a hug after seems more counterproductive compared to other options.
>>33401237Twenty pounds is literally nothing. It's 9 kg. A 5'3'' woman is at a healthy weight if she's between 47 and 64 kg. A woman could be 50 kg and gain 9 kg and still be fucking fine.
>>33401268what's the software
>>33401268No, thanks for being useful. Not many men can say the same about themselves.
>>33401108old + lifetime of drugs + Parkinson's + possible medically-assisted suicide.
he had just done his farewell concert earlier this month
>>33401264Yeah im just used to doing a lot more for lower and upper like 30 minutes to an hour
>>33401276not gonna dox self sorry
>>33401253What age would you stop?
What is the intended message with hitting them if they hit their mother? Is it "hitting is only appropriate if you have authority over them"? "If you hit someone expect to be hit back"?
Would a shirt like pic related have a similar effect to a wedding ring? As in, it would actually attract women to a man rather than the reverse?
>>33401257do good old p90x
>>33401284No, thats very cringe.
>>33401281then why bring it up
>>33401267probably wouldn't have been disobedient at all if my parents weren't so bad at parenting, play stupid games win stupid prizes eh?
moot point though, i wasn't disobedient, they were just lazy
>>33401281NTA
That's not how you dox yourself...
>>33401104if I don't get to her first, someone else will
there is no benefit to a man waiting anymore
>>33401261ill try that ty
>>33401290Ofc yes, you could never do anything wrong.
>>33401258How did your parents define grounding? What would they take away and for how long?
>>33401187>What's your opinion on spanking as a punishment for your own child?M. It should be illegal; and happily, that's where we're headed. Obviously there's the basic moral point that if physically assaulting an adult is bad, assaulting a child is necessarily worse. But more than that, it simply doesn't work. Punishments like this don't teach a child not to do something, they simply teach them to try harder not to get caught next time. And, even worse, you're teaching them a lesson by your own example; and the lesson you're teaching them is: "If you are bigger and stronger than someone, it's okay to use force or the threat of force to make them do what you want." That is not a lesson you want to be teaching your child. I remember years ago I saw a study which found an almost straight line relationship between how often a man was physically punished as a child, and the probability of him using force to obtain sex as an adult. This should not come as a surprise to anyone.
>>33401228if you think 17 year olds are bad, just wait till you see the kind of ideas 45 year olds have about marriage
>>33401291>software has a single main developer>name software>single main developer is now obvious
>>33401098join the coast guard if you HAVE to join. you'll rarely be on duty for more than a week, and the only time you'll ever be deployed overseas is if total war is declared a la WW2.
>>33401257You don't need it to be a women's exercise. Core is core. There are specific things to learn for form when it comes to things like shoulder width, but that's only a few exercises where that's relevant.
>>33401302if you are hot and successful it shouldn't matter if you expose yourself
>>33401180I never said anything about banning porn. Plenty of men are capable of just using it as an occasional stop gap. I am saying it's extremely disingenuous to claim that masturbating to porn today is no different than what men have been doing since the dawn of time. We know that isolation and substituting porn for human connection makes people depressed and dysfunctional, and yes I know there are people who are invested in trying to convince others that that's a good thing
>>33401295as if any amount of wrong can justify being a negligent parent? sterilize yourself immediately
>>33401287Okay. The idea is I don't want any women thinking they have a chance with my guy while he's on campus (I graduated first).
>>33401290Using a discipline for inappropriate reasons is a fault of utilization, not the concept of the discipline itself
>>33401252Too many messages for that. Millions. Gay faggots wouldn't chat with those characters that much, especially when they're made for "fempov"
>>33401305there aren't many things that are worse for a high-profile career than both making it known to your peers that you are a 4chan regular and inviting other 4chan gremlins to fuck with you irl
>>33401307Actions have consequences. You not liking the consequences of your actions does not mean your parents were negligent.
>>33401302There is no software where that is the case for most of us using it a lot, so your point is moot.
>>33401302you vastly overestimate the attention you would get
>>33401284It would damage his status amongst his peers
>>33401309you overestimate how easy it is for your bf to attract a woman
>>33401312Are you dumb? All the trannies and gays are chronically online and nobody but paid service AI has any interest in texting them at all because they are all mentally ill, deranged and insufferable. They are the prime target demographic.
>>33401187Female, no. Not under any circumstances
State gender
What are the biggest tits you have ever seen naked?
How big they were?
>>33401309Why? Do you think he's going to cheat? That he wouldn't shut down flirting? Do you expect him to wear this daily?
>>33401106We will reach the heat death of the universe before Kieth Richards dies
>>33401304Yeah the exercises are the same mostly but male and female exercise routines have different goals
Mens core routines typically have a lot of oblique and weighted exercises while womens have almost no oblique and are more endurance based
>>33401317you have absolutely no clue what you're talking about
>>33401331Ok, attention whore.
>>33401325F
My aunts
She had six kids
>>33401296i guess being denied access to something, or perhaps purposefully instilling boredom. anything was up for grabs, outside of necessities i suppose. really, it was anything for any length of time, but i wasn't actually a very disobedient child anyway, usually if i got into trouble it was with my brother, who had several years on me and would often start shit. i don't regret any calculated trouble to get at him, though. as i got older, i became sickly with chronic illness and was taken out of school and became a proto-zoomer (e.g. terminally online), and so a computer was the natural target wuich by extension means all hobbies/socializing when i was a teen.
>>33401325>What are the biggest tits you have ever seen naked?In real life, or in a picture? If the latter, Google for "Lolo Ferrari".
>>33401258reminds me that my sister is probably right that I should seek therapy. she did. traumatic violent death of a parent and my response as a kid was to not do anything school related, in response I was grounded from all activity- which I handled without complaint- until I was 17 or so at which point they had given up. Probably let me pick up some bad habits.
>>33401298TL;DR
"I got spanked as a kid and never got over it"
>>33401306What I mean is this: escaping from modern reality is a different issue than masturbating. Men are perfectly capable of both jerking off to porn and banging their loving wives. If we still lived in a patriarchal society that's what men would mostly be doing.
What I'm trying to suggest (darkly) is:
>Isolation and substituting porn for human connection makes people depressed and dysfunctionalAre you sure? Or is it their way of coping with a reality in which the things they genuinely need and desire have already been taken away? Are you sure they chose to substitute cheap drugs for love and connection, community and family, or are they just like the chimpanzees at the zoo, locked in a cage and doing their best to cope?
Men:
Would you date a woman who's been Blacked?
Women:
Would you date a man who fucked a tranny?
>>33401325F. When I was doing clinic for radiation therapy, a breast cancer patient came in with breasts so huge and pendulous that they couldn't use any typical set up for her treatment. Like they were crazy big, and at her age they were crazy saggy. I felt so bad for her.
>>33401331>firefox>android>discord>windows>google shit and online hostingNone of these were made by just one person, thus your statement is incorrect and you suffer from delusions of grandeur.
>>33401319He's notoriously an oddball so it would be okay, I'm sure.
>>33401321Rather that than underestimate. I aggressively pursued nearly everyone I dated, and almost did the same when we shared a class years ago, so my perspective may be skewed.
>>33401326Nah, just a few times so any woman who starts to develop a crush on him knows what's up.
I do trust him but also don't necessarily want the trust to be tested, either.
>>33401325M
Aside from silicone tits, it has to be a woman I saw during a nudist meeting.
>>33401330Idk it feels like once you know the movements and the targeted muscles, you can just tweak it to what feels right. Work out until you feel it was a good work out. Rotate what you target. If you want endurance, do low weight high rep. If you don't feel satisfied with the time you've worked, go longer. Monitor how you feel the next couple days on if you feel you've went too far (or not far enough) and adjust accordingly.
>>33401339>Women: Would you date a man who fucked a tranny?Depends on the tranny. If he fucked a passing tranny, I could live with it. But if he fucked an ugly tranny, then I would know he only did it for virtue signaling reasons and I'd be disgusted.
the softwarefag is definitely <4in
>>33401343>I aggressively pursued nearly everyone I datedYeah nobody else does this. Your boyfriend is not going to fall dick-first on a girl. If he cheats on you it's because he actively wanted it
>>33401283Narrowing down an age is tough. Everyone matures at different rates, but I'd ballpark it to around 10 or 11. Old enough to know better. Of course, this depends on the individual and can be lowered as needed.
>What is the intended message with hitting them if they hit their mother?May I answer your question with another questions? What would the "proper" be to seeing your 9 year old full force kick their mom in the shin "as a joke"? Let's say that the kid has no history of violence or cruelty. Again, I'm not advocating for fists, vice grips, or weapons to come into play, ever. I believe that severe actions require immediate reprisal (and a lengthy grounding afterwards). The point is that a spanking would be a rare punishment that they're not used to having. A way of saying "you really fucked up this time, don't do it again".
>>33401347fucking trannies is virtual signaling? what
>>33401337>"I got spanked as a kid and never got over it"Wrong.
>>33401339It is technically not a dealbreaker it's just really really gross. Unless she's black herself.
>>33401339>Would you date a woman who's been Blacked?Assuming she has washed since, sure.
>>33401316someone going out of their way arbitrarily to "teach" at you isn't an action having consequences, it's someone utilizing circumstance to further their own shittiness. there is no spinning this one anon, my parents simply are just miserable people that can't raise children well. i don't hold any ill will against them because they too suffered as children, but i'm not an apologist for them one bit, either, nor should i be.
>>33401336this is more or less what happened to me, therapy helped me discover that my disconnection from valuing things was a way for me to retain control over my actions and space, in the face of an extremely emotionally insecure house. can't threaten me if your groundings mean shit, which sounds like something you'd relate to. i would also recommend the therapy.
>>33401339only if she lets me watch
>>33401334Can you give me an example? Even if you aren't sure if it really happened. Just something that seems like you parents would do. What would be something you did and what would be a possible length of time they'd restrict access to your computer? "Anything for any length" isn't really accurate. I'd imagine they didn't keep anything from you for multiple years.
They never talk about the second day out of prison
>>33401337Tldr this guy thinks physical trauma makes bad people improve instead of reenforce that they should be bad when nobody is watching.
Point and laugh, boys.
>>33401356how did therapy help you? I think I have a similar upbringing
My doctor prescribed me sex today, what do you think of that incels?
>>33401347>for virtue signaling reasonsNobody fucks trannies to virtue signal. They do it because they're desperate and willing to overlook the fact they don't pass just to fuck something that kinda looks feminine
>>33401351>What would the "proper" be to seeing your 9 year old full force kick their mom in the shin "as a joke"?(NTA) Do you really think you can teach a child that violence is wrong by using violence against it?
>>33401342hes probably the developer of some library in one of those things
>>33401339M, yeah sure
>>33401269RIP Ozzy man, sad times but bro lived a good life
>>33401187M, I don't agree with hitting kids, full stop
>>33401179Read a book and touch grass mate
Women, can your hypothetical boyfriend wear an apron around the house or will you think he is a homosexual in disguise.
>>33401360as opposed to.. not punishing them?
>just kill them with kindnessthis is the sort of retardation only people who have never had to deal with low-IQ psychopaths would say.
>>33401370only if he's naked underneath and he isn't fat or skinnyfat
To all the girls ITT who dress wholesomely and blend inconspicuously in the crowd, I just want to say, I notice you first and I truly appreciate you.
>>334013641) how are you getting it?
2) is your doc accepting new patients?
>>33401364>My doctor prescribed me sex today,Where are you proposing to get the prescription filled?
This actually used to happen, of course, in the days when sexual surrogates were a thing. But they're sadly out of fashion now.
>>33401360Not him, but what punishment doesn't do that?
What is your preferred punishment?
>>33401179Read
Draw
Go to the club and have sex
>>33401157I'm having a ciggie rn but smoking is bad man, best if you stop it desu
>>33401162Idk rn unemployed prolly fap once a day on avg, usually will look at r34 at least
>>33400890I think late highschool for me when I had to repeat a year of school, and then also got suspended from college for a year for psychosis. Just became very withdrawn and when I wasn't with people IRL I spent too much time on Internet
>>33401137That would be weird coming from a guy
>>33401364Can he get me a prescription for unprotected intercourse with a goth girl?
>>33401339>Would you date a man who fucked a tranny?Yes, so long as he's not a chaser.
>>33401257>"womens core exercises"That's a trap. Any of these things geared towards women are done so under the notion that they are beginners that are intimidated by actual workouts. Same as those stupid ass celebrity workouts.
https://youtu.be/1G0y8D5rFDc
>>33401348>the softwarefagWho?
>>33401374We are SO back.
will you be my gf, i will handfeed you with fruits and various cheeses.
>>33401391yay
i love fruits and cheeses
>>33401364That’s what he said about period cramps
State Gender
Are you sad that Ozzy has passed or is he too old and irrelevant for you to give a shit?
Is the key to getting rid of love handles really just counting calories and exercise.
>>33401391Are you the cheese & wine picnic weirdo?
>>33401396M, idk if "sad" cause bro was knocking on 80 and honestly with the amount of drugs he did and other crazy shit in his life that's a pretty good age to go. And he had a pretty comfy chill life in his later years from the looks of things. Still kind of sad ofc to lose an icon but it's not a tragic death or anything, everyone has their time. Bro is probably laughing with the skeletons and demons rn as we speak. I'm getting fucked up tonight with some ppl in memory of the ledge.
i've never counted calories and i've been 90-100lb for the past 10 years
>>33401396F
I'm just surprised that he managed to live to 76.
>>33401375I agree. I also like it when girls pick up trash.
A girl that dresses modestly, has manners and is without retarded tattoos, piercings is such a rare occurrence that it warms my heart every time I see them.
>>33401396M
Happy he got to do a final concert.
Nice sendoff.
>>33401179F. Flick it to saved stories, videos, audio, screenshots, messages, etc.
ugh i just got something very stressful done with, feel relieved its out of my hands for now.
how is your tuesday going, anons
>>33401393Love you babe <3
I will now find some suitable palm fronds to make a fan out so I can cool you down in this summer weather.
>>33401400Maybe? This is too broad of a description for me to confirm or deny. I think I recall another anon that made similar claims.
Please explain further.
>>33401367As a general rule, no. But you can't sternly lecture your way out of every situation. I've met plenty of kids and adults that essentially "tanked" punishments like groundings, confiscations, and disappointed pleas. They never got the immediate shock to the system that a single open palm to the bum would have provided. Anyone who's spent years as a functioning adult has met people that were never physically humbled, be it a noogie from a sibling or a punch from a fellow teen. Literally anything to install the lesson that certain actions can result in pain, no matter how brief.
>>33401375>>33401405Nobody cares what you fetishize, tradcucks.
>>33401351>What would the "proper" be to seeing your 9 year old full force kick their mom in the shin "as a joke"?Ripping the kid off, fully restraining him, drag him into his room, yell at him about what was he thinking, I will never allow him to attack his mother. His reaction here would matter on what happens next. If he's still on his high horse I'd tell him to stay here and cool off, I'll be back in X minutes. I'd leave, cool off myself, check on wife. Return later to talk about it a bit more calmly, but still stern. If he never let's it go and thinks he's free to attack his mother, we have a much bigger problem.
>>33401396F, why would I be sad about the death of some deranged idiot I don‘t even know irl?
>>33401408Good job, I'm proud of you anon, just drinking my morning coffee.
>>33401408Bit of a hangover and horny.
>>33401411>liking normal girls means it's a fetish in 2025
State Gender
Share songs please
Preferably from 2006-2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB5jyYD2WEw
>>33401396>Are you sad that Ozzy has passed or is he too old and irrelevant for you to give a shit?F
Yes, I was raised on metal, so him and Lemmy's deaths both hit me pretty hard.
>>33401408going for a walk
>>33401419We call it a kink nowadays but yeah
>>33401419NTA
It is if you're posting pictures of Victorian-era clothing and acting like all modern women have no manners and are covered in shitty tattoos and piercings.
>>33401396M
I'm sad any time a celebrity I know dies, because it reminds me of my own aging and mortality
>>33401422that's so good. i should go for a jog actually
>>33401418oof
>>33401417thanks. coffee sounds nice.
>>33401402What's your point?
>>33401419And as usual, you are utterly disingenuous on top.
>>33401396I didn’t know who he was
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>>33401420F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4
>>33401430counting calories is pointless
>>33401338Taken away? See, that's the issue. You believe you should have everything handed to you on a silver platter, and if things get difficult or uncomfortable then you feel justified in giving up and spending your life whining about it. There are lots of people who will choose the drugs no matter the circumstances, people who have every advantage in life and who still choose to throw it away. You aren't some special poetic tortured soul who is being unjustly tormented. Life is hard and it's hard for everyone. Yes, in some ways life is harder today because paradoxically it's also much easier. But love and connection haven't been taken away from you. You just can't be bothered to uncover and sustain them
3 times I went out with a girl and 3 times they've reached into my pants or feel through clothes to find its size. at ice cream, in sporting goods section, and in car. 3 out of 3 is a pattern- why are women like this?
>>33401420https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M?si=wNF_HNkXBn19RAJ8
>>33401420F
In honor of Ozzy
https://youtu.be/e8fxrX-YidM
>>33401437Well how big is it
>>33401433lol
I didn't realize how true this was until now
>>33401432Jesus christ, I saw someone else say this and it blows my mind. Its not like I really listened to his music but he was a legend in the music scene.
>>33401437I've never grabbed a guy's cock in public. At most, I've sat on a bf's lap in public to feel his boner. And he explicitly said I could. I think most people are at least as sensible as I am.
>>33401435For you, sure. Was someone saying that everyone should count calories, and that's what you're responding to?
>>33401358sorry, you're right, that wasn't very specific, though i wasn't being literal either, i just meant to say that there wasn't a lot of organization or restriction to it. longest i got grounded for was, i think, a month maybe, though i could easily see them doing that more and recall my brother (who was a real trouble maker) being grounded at least for a month. i don't have too many memories of childhood, and suffer from poor memory in general anyway. typically in a grounding, they'd restrict something for a week or two. there wasn't usually a connection between what i was grounded from and what happening e.g. "put that thing back or you're grounded". once, they didn't like that i was failing in school and decided that me being alone in my room with my computer (a laptop) was the problem, so they took the door off my room. another time, i accidentally (when making the mistake of hanging out outside my room for once) left open a chat of me and a couple of strangers talking about porn (not like dirty talk, but discussion on the topic) to an anon on omegle text chat (i would have been about 16 or 17 at the time), and my mom passed by and read it when i stepped away for a few seconds, and wouldn't allow me to use a computer anywhere but the kitchen table for a long time, that probably was more than a month cuz i can't remember how long that was. huh, it's interesting reflecting back on this stuff so far in the future, my problems in life have really matured
>>33401437I've gone out with girls several times, and not once did anything intimate ever happen
>>33401437You are probably an insufferable loser, so the only thing that could make spending time with you worth it is if you at least had a nice dick to make up for it.
>>33401396Female, never thought about it but I assumed he was already dead
>>33401443why is that so hot
>>334014342003 was a different time, can't believe they got away with this. it aged beautifully.
>>33401438Thank you for a genuinely interesting video, fuck you for not respecting the question and stating gender
>>33401439Gay but I'll give it an okay because the dude just died a few hours ago
>>33401447Yeah that sounds pretty ineffective. Do you think you'll have kids?
>>33401390no agony no bragony
>>33401444someone asked about counting calories, feel free to ctrl+f the thread
>got pubic hair in my urethra, again
Women will never understand the pain.
>>33401408Congrats anon, proud of you <3
Yeah was chill thanks. A friend of mine came over for dinner, I get on really well with her so we had a really nice time desu
>>33401455M, sorry
I was talking with a friend :(
>>33401461Why the fuck don't men shave their pubes then?
>>33401455>Gay but I'll give it an okay because the dude just died a few hours agoHere is something more modern (2007)
https://youtu.be/2nX6qGeyaGM
>>33401437To get a sense of his size obviously
>>33401461How big is your urethra?
>>33401460The one instance I see is here
>>33401399>Is the key to getting rid of love handles really just counting calories and exercise.The other conversation about weight was about attraction to a woman after gaining 20lbs and about a woman gaining/losing weight after a pregnancy.
>>33401462tyty.
>A friend of mine came over for dinneraww nice, that sounds lovely
>>33401363my upbringing was an utter shitshow, it wasn't (usually) abusive in a overt way, my parents are just two terribly broken people that really shouldn't have been having or raising kids, but alongside their neglect was their emotional abuse to me, my brother and each other, as well as extreme health issues for me. to confess, i didn't really do therapy, i used paid chatbots instead, but that worked out for me cuz i know how to leverage them well (and have to finagle them as part of my job). for me, i did this on the heels of having had an extremely traumatic end to 2024, childhood pet death, lost my home, close family death, had to move back into my parent's house temporarily, girl i was kinda seeing and was mutually maladaptively attached to broke up with me and just kinda dipped from my life while all this was going on, so i turned to chatbots out of desperation but actually found it to work really well for me and i've discovered a lot of core behaviors about myself. i stuck to free versions for most of that time, so you should use it and explore the concept with it, but i'd recommend getting an actual therapist though, i think my ability to use it to help my issues is a bit unique, and apparently it tends to make people spiral.
https://futurism.com/commitment-jail-chatgpt-psychosis
>>33401450>if i'm an annoying jerk on purpose women will actively pursue sex when they normally wouldn't to make up for me wasting their timeI don't think I'll ever understand a women's train of thought.
>>33401461M and can't really happen to me since I live in a first world country and thus shave my cock.
Fictional men mog moids so hard
>>33401479Go ahead. If your goal is to just get obese STD pussy ONS then thats the way.
>>33401478I tried actual therapists, the 3 I went to seemed addicted to the CBT flowchart and I am out of patience to try new ones
>>33401456i really really want to, one of the very few things that naturally drives me to action is the idea of building a family, to me i don't think i'd need much more to be happy. i'm not really in a good place to see that through, though, i'm getting older (i'm about 30 now), extremely undersocialized, and both my work AND hobbies are all from home and combined with my motivation issues (whatever you want to call them, seems akin to anhedonia but i haven't gone to a professional to get diagnosed with anything because i really do not like the medical system) leaves me with zero social drive
>>33401463Your sins have been forgiven
>>33401465Acceptable, suddenly I want to play Guitar Hero
>>33401410>But you can't sternly lecture your way out of every situationIf you can't, then you've already failed as a parent.
>Anyone who's spent years as a functioning adult has met people that were never physically humbled, be it a noogie from a sibling or a punch from a fellow teen. Yes, they're the happiest and most well-adjusted people you'll ever encounter.
>Literally anything to install the lesson that certain actions can result in pain, no matter how brief.Translation: literally anything to install the lesson that violence is completely acceptable and right, so long as you're bigger and stronger than the person you're hurting.
>>33401486Cock and ball torture?
>>33401494Its surprising how many therapists recommend this, I don't understand what its supposed to do for mental health
>>33401484>Fictional men mog moids so hardYou could say the same about women. As much as a I love women, I find that more often than not that have very, very little substance and are just nice to have around in the same way a dog is.
it seems like once again you had to greet me with goodbye
>>33401498*slaps your dick until you cum and heals you*
My gf in the dreams is mocking all of the real women so hard currently
>>33401503I dont think thats how healing magic is supposed to work ._.
>>33401503>>33401494I'm all for getting my cock slapped around and even gently gnawed on but my balls are not able to withstand that kind of damage.
My penis is like a metapod but the balls are not.
Men will literally contemplate suicide over their dick not getting wet
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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i finished my workout and now im smelly
>>33401513Weak, that just means nobody has done it right yet. There is good and bad ball pain.
>>33401477ywyw
yeah she is a babe we had a great time
also she brought an amazing cake and some drinks and ciggies for me lol
>>33401516Ew, drink some water
Gross
>>33401516Hot, post sweat please
>>33401519im gonna drink chicken stock
>>33401521Stop pouting or I will give you a reason
>>33401516Trust me, we can tell
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>>33401513You can train your balls to take hits. That's what therapy is for.
>>33401511uhh... maybe...
>>33401517You can tug on my nuts but I'm not letting them get stepped on.
>>33401522yeah my cat does that too
all the sweat outside my crotch has evaporated so no sweat fetsh shit for you
>>33401484>women writing dream fictional men>he is a kind, down to earth, ambitious billionaire who is single and no kids at 30-35 years old and also has a lot of free time and a decent physique and 6'6>men writing dream fictional woman>she likes him for who he is over material things. that's it.
I finished my goon sesh and now I'm smelly
>>33401515women will contemplate suicide because Chad didn't call her back
>>33401486to be fair to them, CBT really does seem like the only worthwhile scientifically valid therapy 'system'. but it sounds like they stuck very close to the system? or maybe they don't really know how or why CBT works, just that it does. that's too bad, though, i've never been to actual therapy so i actually can't speak from experience, but if i were you, i'd keep trying until i found one that was good. otoh, i get your institution fatigue so idk. i already am extremely receptive to my thoughts/have a very developed metacognition, so having patterns pointed out to me is usually enough to get me to start engineering ways out of a particular bad habit or thought process
>>33401529Any sweat stains?
>>33401527Ahhhhh so thats what the therapy is for
Would Fs wear heels at home, ironically?
um... I don't kneed therapy. Women could cure me with sex if they wanted
>>33401536I don't like wearing shoes inside
>>33401528Oo I wanna step on them
>>33401539thats what the CBT is for
>>33401536i dont own any heels
i have no reason to ever wear them so ive never bought them
ive been wanting to buy heels for a while but never found a good time to since there are no events id wear them to
>>33401528>stepped onNo, thats the bad kind of pain.
>tuggedYes, now you are getting it.
>>33401539You are my most in need of therapy creature
>>33401527Nta, as someone who has taken a lot of kicks/hits to the balls, you can somewhat but it's still just as painful, you just get slightly better at dealing with the pain
I don't advise this btw
>>33401536Sure, sometimes I wear high heels to do chores because it makes it a bit less insufferably boring.
>>33401552NTA
...I'm scared to know how you've been hurt in the balls so many times in your life anon.
>>33401552>qt is into cbthmmmm, i dont know if i should be surprised or not
>>33401548Almost there anon, keep going!
>>33401420M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vz3_F-iaSQ&
>>33401484The worst part is they're usually written by men so men 100% know what's good and attractive but they just want to be the opposite of that.
>>33401410you don't have to lecture your way out of every situation. most problem-causing actions in life don't have immediate consequences, in fact many things that cause problems simply don't have clear consequences, and introducing artificial punishment doesn't teach them consequences thereby. there's no aspect of any of this that mirrors real life. most people don't need motivation to be good or to avoid bad things, both of these things are natural (e.g. they'll be naturally attracted to good things and naturally want to avoid bad things), they just need self-awareness to recognize when things are good or bad, and the confidence to take situations head on, and the good behaviors comes naturally because, barring extreme circumstances (e.g. your child is a sociopath or brian damaged or something), most people want to be good most of the time naturally.
there is nothing special about a kid's limbic system. all you're going to do is teach a kid's like amygdala that he's in physical danger because he's being too loud at a mcdonalds, because even if you do influence behavior it's going to look like him being unduly uncomfortable with talking at a restaurant (or something). like, sorry, punishment is just a shitty way to teach your children anything.
>>33401552It feels good until the lower stomach pain comes. Then it's not so fun anymore.
>>33401553Cute. I'll think of this the next time some neighbor can be heard walking around the apartment in heels.
>>33401555Not CBT per se lmao but one could call me somewhat of a masochist...
>>33401554Used to do stupid stunts on BMX etc., and one female friend would kick me in the balls for a laugh
Got scared though when I read about testicular torsion and stuff, and when my nuts bled badly from a cut once
>>33401557D:
I'm going now anyways
>>33401391Aren't you being a high standards, if you gain weight you'll get mad he left you because you gained weight.
>>33401570): that sounds grim...
I never had that, worst I got was nausea and dizziness
>>33401574:c
Hope you're having a fun day too
>>33401408its going okay. right now my work seems to be purging workers and so i don't have access to my usual high-paying work which my brain is TRYING to stress out about, although i don't feel very threatened about my future access
>>33401428Don't be sad, at least when you die you wont suffer anymore. You'll have more comfortable adventures and also be at peace unless you're murdered etc then youll haunt those who killed you.
>>33401420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A_XMGAzaWo&list=RD5A_XMGAzaWo
>>33401568Wow, fascinating! We have so much in common.. sex with me? Haha jk )unless
>>33401408Disappointed in myself as usual
>>33401573Wrong anon I thinks
babe... slowdive is on... for once
https://youtu.be/p1mYz1X_CE0
>>33401531>she likes him for who he is over material things. that's it.Where? Men have industry-wide meltdowns when a game protagonist's loving and protective model gf is just a 3d scan of an actress and not a porn doll android succubus princess with huge oiled jiggling breasts that she loves to show off.
>>33401536When I need to get used to a new pair of heels or judge how long I can go before they start killing my feet
>>33401585Make sure to wash your urethra
>>33401553>sometimes I wear high heels to do choresHot
What kind of heels?
Does it make things more difficult lol?
I would rather a woman step on me in heels after me doing the chores desu
>>33401585Have fun in da shower
I showered earlier too
>>33401187Don't hit your children
They might end up like me
>>33401587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLcTdINEBcM
>>33401179Probably watch dvds, read old books, clean a lot
>>33401588i don't play games to do simulated chores. games aren't meant to represent the normal, so why would be okay with a random actress when i COULD instead have android succubus princess porn doll with huge oiled jiggling breasts that she loves to show off?
>>33401595Men are so fucking boring.
>>33401589wish heels were more comfortable for women to wear, because from an aesthetic standpoint they're amazing.
how to be more normal when talking to human beings (non-reptiles)
I am confident in my meat
>>33401602Thats something at least.
>>33401588Did this happen with MJ recently or are you memeing? I haven't seen the typical man hating headlines.
>>33401602How hard can it throb
>>33401461Ouch, go see a doctor and get your prostate checked. Please take care of your health anon.
>>33401598I wish heels were SO uncomfortable for women to wear theyd never wear them ever and literally be only used as a torture device
>>33401588lets see the actress then
the character looks fine to me though
>>33401597ah yes because nothing is more exciting than hundreds of not-particularly-aesthetic diversity hires for characters that i'm supposed to find appealing and connect to. what would we do without women's exuberance?
>>33401536Not really. I've never owned heels and they're very awkward and uncomfortable to walk in. I could get a pair for sex or something but I'm not gonna spend hours of my free time at home in shoes, much less uncomfortable shoes that fuck up one's back.
Are penii supposed to be kept downwards or upwards in men's underwear?
>>33401617Nice mommy issues bro.
>>33401598I don't have much trouble with them desu, it mostly depends on the brand. Some are quite comfortable while others are pretty bad. I have a fairly high pain tolerance too so that probably helps
>>33401622downwards if flaccid. up down left right or outwards if erect
>>33401624i'm just saying, your opinions are shit and you should have less of them about how games ought to be put together because you're contributing to the decline of my industry
>>33401629>my industryWhat are your top three favorite sub reddits?
>>33401606Huh? I meant the quality of the brisket I use to cook with.
>>33401622Up up down down left right left right a b. makes me cum every time.
>CAPTCHA: HRNYY
>>33401629NTA
So you're making your own games to combat the shitty ones and not just bitching and whining on the internet, right?
>>33401630i wouldn't know, my past time is responding to gurgling retards on image boards, not gurgling retards on whatever you'd call reddit
>>33401630r/funkopops
r/dirtygaming
r/teenagers
>>33401640Oh no bro, you are wasting precious gooning time responding rn
>>33401617>>33401629I thought men's dream fictional women "just liked the guy for who he is over material things, that's it"
>>33401636i'm making my games how i see fit, end of. if that means making the playable character a bimbo or a himbo, then i'll do it and publicly make fun of anyone it bothers. i don't have grand visions of changing things, though.
Women, sometimes guys will hype up their bro to a chick by saying he has a huge cock and that’s hit or miss.
How would you feel if he hyped him up by saying he eats pussy like a champ?
What if it was one of his women friends wingmanning him and saying it instead?
>>33401644um, no i'm at work getting paid right now. i'm being paid to watch you take my bait lmao
State gender. Imagine you're a king/queen. How do you prevent your kingdom from getting destroyed from the inside?
You might not know, but I like Isekai. Isekai is a genre of Japanese media where a character, typically a human from this world, travels or reincarnates in another world, typically a medieval swords-and-magic one.
A common trope of Isekai is the MC using his knowledge of the advanced technological civilization he comes from to improve his life and the world he now inhabits. Sometimes the protagonists even become kings and build their very own civilizations.
I like this genre and thus I daydream about it. I have wondered, what steps would I have to take to build my own civilization? How can I protect my civilization from getting destroyed? And conversely, how can I destroy the civilizations of my enemies?
That is why I cannot see all this LGBTQKJSDFASD bullshit as nothing more but crass attempts at civilizational destruction.
Sow discord, harm communal identity, poison the food and water supply, then tell the isolated hormonally-imbalanced youngsters to chop off their genitals, turn homosexual, accept a trillion foreigners--eunuchs and homos can't maintain civilization.
In my Kingdom, LGBTQAJSKFD would be forbidden on penalty of execution, and my spies would promote it nonstop in my enemies' territories. Then when their birthrate falters, I would send trillions of my "refugees" sleeper cells into their walls, cities and villages.
>>33401649Wow you are le epic trickster omg I will never recover
>>33401650Take your meds schizo.
>>33401606nta but mine throbs with authority, it’s like a heartbeat. You could probably find my pulse just by grabbing the shaft.
>>33401650>isekaisage for weaboo shit
>>33401654>doesn't answer the questionHave you tried not taking your meds (hormonal-disrupters and blockers)?
>>33401650What a jewish thing to say.
women
would you consider your man gay for visiting the ooooool' gloryhole every once in a while
>>33401645oh i don't speak for all men, i don't actually care that my player character is a bimbo, i just don't like the idea that it SHOULDN'T be a hypersexualized female character because it's bad for women (but it's fine if it's sterilizing kids with hormones, or putting gay pride in my media, or dropping pamphlets telling people not to eat ass during lockdowns, or literally any sexual thing is okay anywhere else as long as it isn't meant to be consumed by straight guys)
>>33401660So? What's your answer?
>>33401664Kek.
>>33401648Not a single of these 3 scenarios happen outside of your head, not in real life and not in fiction
8 inches by 7 inches with studs
>>33401652what i am is patient, will you stop crashing out? you've done nothing but make yourself look like an idiot. just take the L for having a dumb opinion and move on, it is okay to recover from dumb opinions (this is, in fact, the few truly honorable things one can do in this life)
>>33401650M
Check out “The Book” “How to rebuild civilization” you’d probably enjoy it
>>33401665Doing a gay sexual act because you like guy sexual acts does indeed make you gay
>>33401648You need to 18 to post here
>>33401675Maybe you should try to practice what you preach
>>33401650M
If I was the king, I would prevent females from gaining any political power. That would save us like 90% of the trouble. 5% would be dealing with other people wanting my throne and the other 5% would be other kings wanting my land.
>>33401670Sorry you don’t have a bro that tells chicks you got a fucking summer sausage between the legs, guess you just aren’t tight with the homies like that
>>33401677shut the fuck up candice
>>33401679oh i get ahead of the problem by making sure my opinions aren't dumb to begin with
Why would a white girl have an uncontrollable urge to say the n word and she does not have Tourette’s
>>33401685some women are truly onions
>>33401677delete this immediately, it's not true. women will seriously try to call me gay for visiting the gloryhole every few weeks? what else am i supposed to do to get off?
>>33401676I think I already skimmed it, or one like it. The book was too superficial in knowledge and too circumlocutory in exposition.
It didn't tell you how to rebuild anything and talked endlessly of random things.
You could learn a lot more from watching videos on smelting/blacksmithing, gardening, and how a steam engine works.
Is it a different book?
>>33401683Candice dick fit in yo mouf
>>33401650The solution is to get a job and have sex
>>33401680That makes a lot of sense.
I'm not a parent but I'd like to be someday. Is this an appropriate reaction to a kid being violent?
>>33401413
Girls, I'm healing from my sickness. I'm ready to lose my virginity now.
>>33401701That is the sickness
male anons what is this thing i just found on youtube?
>>33401676>>33401692I just looked it up. The one I read was "The Knowledge". I will download "The Book" now. Thanks.
>>33401685Nigger is fun to say.
>>33401691NTA
Have you tried not being gay?
>>33401650I am not going to read your most likely unhinged blogpost.
>>33401698my parents threatened to sell me to a farmstead when i started acting up. they even played out the phone call
by the point they were holding the phone i was not willing to find out whether they are fucking with me anymore and would usually submit
>>33401703looks like a fat gay retard with a guitar
>>33401622I put mine in upwards and it naturally slides into a downward position off to the left. (When getting pants tailored, hanging to the left is referred to as "dressing to the left")
When I start in a downward position, it feels slightly cramped.
With boxers, it drops immediately either way. I prefer a snugger fit.
>>33401698That anon's reaction seems excessively emotional. Very woman-like.
I would simply hit him back and ask him how he liked it. Then when he's crying from pain, I rationally explain that violence is a tool not to be toyed with, and that it should not be directed at one's own parents except for extreme cases.
I would teach him self-control and logic.
>>33401713You got something to say, bud?
>>33401717yeah all trannies dream of that
>>33401717i want that too :(
>>33401698i think it covers the gist of a good response. you immediately stop the kid, you immediately separate them off from what they were doing, wait until everything is cooled down before finding a way forward. but i don't think a 9 year old full-force hitting a parent is very normal behavior at all, i can't imagine an all-is-well-but-my-healthy-son-assaulted-me-unironically household
>>33401703a guy having a good time, leave him be
>>33401696The job is being a king and you already have a queen consort or harem. That doesn't provide a solution by itself.
>>33401717Lmfaooo he looks so much like my cousin
So heavy I fell through the earth
>>33401717nah, i'm pretty sure female koreans are genetically born to despise men. i think she just puts up a front here. sorry mayo.
>>33401721Everyone itt wants to be one of those people.
>>33401721We've been over this, you need an older guy.
>>33401698NTA but for that scenario I do think that's the best way to go about it. Of course if a kid is acting like that at 9 years old, you've got some big issues to deal with. A 4 year old boy might still act out like that, though
>>33401703Your looks match.
>>33401650Being a queen is a lot of work that I am not trained for. Despite my copious reading of transmigration/isekai/reincarnation/time-travel romance royalty-fantasy manhwas, they have not prepared me for the politics of it. I would probably have to find a trusted advisor and lean on them a lot. I would definitely struggle with my modern notions of charity and equity balanced against keeping in the good graces of the nobles and clergy.
>>33401663I'm not answering your question because it's retarded. Now go take your anti-psychotics you schizophrenic.
What's up guys
How's it going.
>>33401746Absolutely everything annoys me.
>>33401746There's a schizo in here rambling about isekai and society being destroyed by blacks ang gays.
Free cooter punches
Which lucky femanon gonna get their cooter punched?
>>33401739Kek. Do you have any recommendations?
>>33401741You're projecting too much.
>>33401742Weigh me down, oh love
>>33401753What am I projecting exactly? Because all I've said so far is that you're retarded and a schizo.
>>33401746It's going okay. I came almost four times in a row today, which is a new record for me. (for all gooners reading: I am a guy btw)
>>33401746i need to shit shower and piss
>>33401746I'm going for a walk.
Women, would you be open to roleplaying as Tickle Me Elmo? Would you prefer if the guy was Elmo instead? Basically I just need someone to be Elmo during sex
>>33401698It’s excessive, kids don’t view or understand cause and effect like adults do. OP is only teaching him violence and fear, being calm about it later isn’t going to fix it.
Why don't women date fat and balding guys more?
>>33401757That's exactly it, retarded schizo. Kek.
>>33401762Why is Ethan Ralph posting on these threads?
>>33401766>Making a long ass blog post about isekai and the gays and blacks isn't being a retarded schizo, but calling out the blog post isSo basically "how dare you criticize me". Are you 12 years old?
>>33401763so how else are you supposed to teach him that its wrong
>>33401746M
Still kind of reeling over my retardation to not ask this girl for her number on Friday but otherwise it's pretty good. I have some fun weekend plans ahead.
>>33401718>I would teach him self-control and logic.Should he get the message at this point or is there a second stage to do this part?
>>33401723>>33401736>but i don't think a 9 year old full-force hitting a parent is very normal behavior at all, i can't imagine an all-is-well-but-my-healthy-son-assaulted-me-unironically household>Of course if a kid is acting like that at 9 years old, you've got some big issues to deal with. A 4 year old boy might still act out like that, thoughYeah I had a similar reaction. 9 year olds are big and could absolutely do some damage.
The scenario said
>your 9 year old full force kick their mom in the shin "as a joke"? Let's say that the kid has no history of violence or cruelty.so I took that as tik-tok prank culture getting in the way of him being reasonably empathetic. I know I said some stupidly cruel things around that age since I didn't really know the balance of "banter." And perhaps he was getting to the age where he's discovering that he has actual strength. Versus a toddler who can kick full force and won't do a whole lot of damage.
How would the reaction be adjusted for a 4 year old?
>>33401731So heavy you move the earth off it’s axis
>>33401717I'm built like that
>>33401768I made a simple question and described why I'm asking it, then you got triggered and sperged out at me by calling me names.
You're the 12yo getting emotional.
>>33401771lmao are you guys still going about the kid hitting thing.
>>33401599Keep the conversation light. Don't sink deep into a specific topic unless they're leading the conversation there.
When someone says something you disagree with or you find confusing, simply reply with a universally true statement that's somewhat related:
"Can you believe the Good sportsball team did match goal run last night?"
"... sometimes a game can really surprise you."
It allows them to take the meaning they want to and continue talking about what they're interested in.
Conversations are like a game of catch. Questions are good but a list of questions just seems like an interview or interrogation.
Ask a question with a tiny story and a couple details that they can choose to respond to:
"I just found some old family pictures from our trip to the Grand Canyon. The views were amazing but all of our pictures ended up lame. You ever had that happen?"
This lets them answer about traveling, family trips, photography, finding old photos, or the grand canyon itself.
Answer questions with the same mix of little story with a question or details to respond to.
Conversations are a meandering stroll between two lives, exploring them both, usually in just a surface level way.
>>33401776A simple question doesn't take two paragraphs to write out. But please, continue to tell me how I'm the real schizo retard.
>>33401777some kids need to be hit
not like leaving bruises but a spanking or an ear slap is hardly cruel
>>33401777Id beat the shit out my son nigga
>>33401781You're the real schizo retard. The question took exactly one (1) sentence.
The rest is mere context for whoever wants to read it.
>>33401622>Are penii supposed to be kept downwards or upwards in men's underwear?Downwards, unless you have an erection that you are trying to hide.
>>33401771i mean the real answer to your question is to just make sure you engage in rough-and-tumble play with your kids so that way they can learn their strength that way and can understand, intuitively, why kicking someone (or hurting anyone), at age 9, is not even the start of a prank. i might also help teach him how to put a good prank together, too, because kids need that as well
>>33401787>nigger irrationally chimping out on a childColor me surprised.
If the money was the root to what the evil is, is it mandatory for me to live?
>>33401788Okay yes, I apologize. I'm the real schizo retard for daring to criticize you your majesty. Would you like me to sniff your farts too?
>>33401769Calm tone all the way, time-out with the parent present, explain how kicking someone hurt them physically and emotionally. Then apologize. Kids don’t need incentive to care, they already do.
>>33401795stop pretending like you ask people, fart huffer
>>33401588>3d scan of an actress>porn doll android succubus princess with huge oiled jiggling breasts that she loves to show off.I'll take either if the game has good, interesting writing, engaging mechanics, and allows me to make meaningful, relevant choices.
I can always fap to oiled up androids later.
>>33401794Only tankies think that money is the root to all evil.
>>33401771>Should he get the message at this point or is there a second stage to do this part?For the self-control, that should be enough. For the logic, of course more lessons and practice are needed.
State gender
Piss before or after sex?
>>33401800well the issue with modern games that this anon conveniently forgot to mention is that modern games are so void of anything meaningful that objectifying eye candy is all they had going for them (and STILL that had to be taken)
>>33401585Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.
myao wants a big muscular black guy like me though
>>33401513>I'm all for getting my cock slapped around and even gently gnawed on but my balls are not able to withstand that kind of damage.Same.
>>33401777I'd say discussing how to be an effective parent is a good use of time. It goes beyond the single dichotomy of "hitting good/bad" and more about breaking down specific scenarios. There is more to what people would do during the scenario beyond "I wouldn't hit my kid" and "I would hit my kid."
Like this anon
>>33401718 talks about the conversation that is had around the hitting. I think that's valuable to hear, even if I'm personally not someone who would use corporal punishment.
>>33401792That's a good point. Many of my peers are also putting their kids into physical sports like judo and karate, so I think that could also be beneficial in that vein.
>>33401802>For the logic, of course more lessons and practice are needed.What would that look like? Thanks for talking this through with me. My parents weren't much of parents so I'm figuring this out from scratch.
>>33401812I wish this was how women actually thought
>>33401804Before and after for both. It helps clear the vagina of possibility of utis and in case guys want to pamper up their pp/clean themsel
>>33401820So many actually think like this
>>33401794i actually think the root of all evil is naive utilitarianism, and perhaps even utilitarianism more broadly (only because the concept appeals to people but also they can't do it right, so it is SIMPLY a conduit for justifying extreme behavior). this is only the seeds of a social theory i have, though. oh, what's that? your post was about something entirely different? okay...
>>33401764Some are legit in the closet gay and or probably like European and or asian women, I can't compete with those women. I understand.
State gender
What's the biggest penis you've ever seen?
>inb4 "mine"
>>33401826NTA
I actually agree with this. Too many people are focused on what's for the "greater good" then whether or not the "greater good" is even worth it.
Is it okay to walk around naked after showering
>>33401831M
The meme black guy
>>33401836No, disgusting.
i can lower my left brow and raise my right but not the opposite
i can also only do the spock hand thingy with my right hand
gender, anybody else have lefty righty quirks like that
>>33401836If no one else is around, sure why not?
>>33401831F
This one guys reached up to his belly button
>>33401484>>33401566>men 100% know what's good and attractive but they just want to be the opposite of that.See
>>33401531>>women writing dream fictional men>>he is a kind, down to earth, ambitious billionaire who is single and no kids at 30-35 years old and also has a lot of free time and a decent physiqueI've seen variations of this almost exclusively.
Being kind and down to earth isn't enough to get women interested in you. The rest isn't a choice.
But agreed. Duly mogged.
>>33401831M
I refuse you and will confidently say that it's still mine. I got naked daily with two dozen other men during basic and was the biggest of the group.
>>33401831F
Felt big, and more memorable because it looked big before it got hard
>>33401836>fell into the trap of sitting on my towel and posting on 4chan instead of getting my lotion and clothes on
>>33401839Why :(
>>33401844That's what I'm saying but apparently it's weird and "disgusting"
>>33401845Is that impressive?
Is this like that catching a fly thing?
>>33401836One must deprogram the cultural shame they inherited of their nude body.
>>33401819be careful of people inventing extremely contrived situations to justify bad choices generally. there are very few situations where hitting a child is ever useful, and it's very obvious why but people are very attached to the idea of kids being "too soft" or going back to the "right way". but the thing is, and idk why this isn't really taught, but silent generation parents were notoriously bad at being parents because most men and many women spent their prime years fighting wars or working in war-oriented economy and so when it came time to have children, they did a poor job raising them (and hence you get the boomers, and all the cascading failures of each successful generation). this needs to be talked about more, but it isn't
>Me when femanon becomes my gf
>>33401851It's comfy tho. My wet hair is like a humidifier. It's probably better for your skin to let it air dry then towel it off and suffocate it with lotion
>>33401771For a 4 year old, the same basic approach. The father should physically remove him, sit him down, and tell him in no uncertain terms that what he did was unacceptable. When things have calmed down, take the child to apologize to his mother. I think by that point, most 4 years would be crying and expressing some form of remorse, even if it's nonverbal, and it's important to hug and kiss them and reassure them that you still love them. If they show no signs of feeling any guilt or remorse that's another whole issue
>>33401819>What would that look like? Thanks for talking this through with me. My parents weren't much of parents so I'm figuring this out from scratch.No problem.
I like the critical thinking framework of Richard Paul, as it is simplistic and easy to learn but very useful at the same time. You can find it in his book "A Miniature Guide to Critical Thinking".
For example, one basic critical thinking question is PURPOSE. What is this thing/person's purpose? If some retard yells at you, why are they doing it? If they're doing it to stop you from wrongful behavior (which you might be doing unconsciously) or to keep you away from danger, then it would be wrong to beat the shit out of them. On the other hand, if they're doing it to intimidate you or harm you, then beating the shit out of them is the logical and appropriate thing to do.
Teaching logic is important because it allows people to make rational decisions.
Teaching that violence is ALWAYS wrong will turn your kids into spineless cowards, and never teaching anything or teaching that violence is ALWAYS right will turn your kids into niggers.
Once I teach this framework, I would have him learn more formal and informal logic using Irving Copi's "Introduction to Logic", as well as fallacies and cognitive biases.
>>33401807Eh. I see a lot of games with compelling gameplay. They're just not my bag.
>>33401853Idk nigga my vagina is small
>>33401862Fair enough, sugar pot.
Women what's the smallest penis you've ever seen?
>>33401859Non violence does not turn kids into spineless cowards.
>>33401834well the greater good by definition is always worth it, which is the problem. if only i can bake these 6 gorillion jews into pizzas/let a few million people starve for the cause/tie up russia in ukraine/give every free healthcare/etc, then germany can be saved/our communist society can succeed/american hegemony can be maintained/all americans can be free from disease and debt/etc. no amount of cost is too much when the future good is infinite or maximized, by definition.
the issue with utilitarianism though is that human beings don't have describable values, we don't even know our OWN values, and so we can't establish an effective utility function to operate on (and hence we overoptimize for some values and not others, and this is ALWAYS destabilizing). this is the core issue with capitalism, for instance, is that it optimizes strictly for growth and resource acquisition, even though human beings care about more things than just growing their resources. welcome to status quo.
Asian skincare is a scam that shit sucks so bad lmfao I hate asians it's all shitty plastic packaging full of shitty subpar products full of lead and asbestos idk how people fall for it
>>33401753>Kek. Do you have any recommendations?They're definitely geared towards a female audience, but sure.
>The Villainess Lives Again(time travel/reincarnation, very popular tragedy romance)
>Villains are Destined to Die aka Death Is The Only Ending For The Villain (very classic use of the trope. Transmigration into a dating sim where she is the villainess. She knows how the story goes and the multiple ways in how her character is supposed to die, so she tries to avoid it)
>The Reason Why Raeliana Ended up at the Duke's Mansion(another classic trope. She transmigrates into a romance novel as a side character that is killed off. She has to use her knowledge of the novel to prevent her death)
>Concubine Walkthrough(transmigration into Eastern drama video game)
>The Crimson Lady(transmigration into a romance novel, trapped in time travel/reincarnation loop, decides to kill everyone, thriller)
>>33401872The best products are actually bad, good take anon
>>33401872other races just age like milk. just look at how asians age, their skin is pristine and their hair is full and black until they hit 70
>>33401877Thanks. Will check them out and see.
>>33401878They are not that good. If you actually use these products and do research on them they are just full of filler and silicones and shit and mica for no reason. Just garbage quality in cute packaging
>>33401879Asians get the most plastic surgery and if you go to their farmland the people look like shit just the same
Don't piss me off
>>33401879Non of that is correct, travel to any Asian country.
>>33401892NTA
It's really only South Koreans who get plastic surgery.
Imagine what I could have done with my life instead of wasting all this time talking to ugly retarded losers like you guys
>>33401886If you read any, be sure to come to the thread and say so. I like to read on bato.to
>>33401897same as you are now but more lonely probably
>>33401895lol no. What’s up with the barrage of posts being straight up wrong about everything
>>33401895Have you seen the japanese
Also yea. And their products are most popular, because they market their products on people who are pumped and tucked and pinched and FaceTuned
>>33401872External skincare is for people that already take proper care of themselves internally.
If you do not, then you are fighting against your own wishes and thus retarded.
>>33401841Um... those can be signs that you've had a stroke anon.
>>33401908I want a snowbunny gf but they only want thugs not normal guys who like anime and have regular jobs
Is it normal to have forehead wrinkles by 25
>>33401918yes, i've had them since childhood
>>33401875But you've never seen mine. You just want to be mean for no reason
>>33401909its been like that my whole life
never had a stroke but i did used to have seizures at a very early age, none in almost two decades though
i just think its simply a result of being right eye and right hand dominant
>>33401923I was just kidding I'm sorry
>>33401870It literally does, though.
If someone grows up always being taught and intimidated into "never strike back", then they won't strike back unless they go against that teaching.
>>33401746Wassup anon
I'm shit as usual lol, should go sleep soon
Whatcha doin
>>33401685Have you met black people yet?
>>33401918if you frown a lot yeah
>>33401831>What's the biggest penis you've ever seen?F
My best friend hooked up with a guy with an 11 inch penis and sent me pictures of it next to a measuring tape and her own arm for reference.
>>33401836>Is it okay to walk around naked after showeringYes, so long as you're dry.
>>33401867>Women what's the smallest penis you've ever seen?A micropenis that a guy sent to me because he was into SPH. Mind you, I never asked to see it.
>>33401872>Asian skincareIt's literally just staying hydrating and moisturizing. Most people just treat their skin and body like shit.
>>33401856How do I preorder my deep stroke pizza bot?
foids, my penis is really small when soft :( when it's hard, it's okay though so there's that at least. i actually kinda like it but i imagine it'd look very unimpressive to women unless they like watching a really small dick grow into a reasonably average dick
>>33401942>and sent me pictures of itI thought people who talked about the sex they have were annoying, but this is just another layer of being a shitty
how can i discreetly let a guy know i want to have sex with him? i’m shy and have never had sex but i think it’s time and i really love him but im so embarrassed to mention it. i don’t know how to make a move or let him know
>>33401872How long did you spend tanning?
>>33401924Could be a birth injury if you had seizures too from young.
>>33401942>It's literally just staying hydrating and moisturizing. Most people just treat their skin and body like shit.Yea so why should I pay a premium for some Korean garbage that performs worse than the baby lotion at my local grocery store
>>33401954depends, what is your current relationship with him?
>>33401918Maybe if you chain smoked since 13 and refuse to drink water.
I got agitated with my gf yesterday because she asked if she could put her finger in my water cup, and I said no repeatedly. She did it anyway. Is it normal that I was moderately bothered by this?
>>33401958i was born premature
i dont think its a disorder though, do you have some kind of healthcare knowledge that makes you think that?
pretty sure its normal to be more "able" with your dominant side
>>33401961we have been seeing eachother
>>33401962I've never done drugs and I drink lots of water, no juice or soda or alcohol
>>33401963Yeah. Thats real childish of her.
>>33401966so you're dating? just say you want to have sex dumbass
>>33401973not exactly dating since we haven’t labeled the relationship. Im embarrassed to tell him I want it
>>33401966If you've been seeing each other, why do you think he hasn't made a move on you yet?
>>33401949Dicks are fun to play with at any size, and I am saying that as a size queen. Big dicks are great, but that does not mean average or small dick aren‘t very entertaining and fascinating too. You can play with them in different ways that are just as enjoyable.
>>33401918botox now, before its too late
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
>>33401974so you're orbiting chad. you can still ask and he'll probably fuck you regardless
>>33401974NTA but presumably you're kissing and making out and stuff? Just tell him you're ready to spend the night together
>>33401974>not exactly dating since we haven’t labeled the relationshipDating does not mean you are in a relationship yet.
It means you go on dates...
>>33401975our dates have been very innocent like walks in the park, dinner dates and movies he seems like very shy and anxious type and im shy too i literally blush around him but i feel ready to take it to the next level
>>33401988so you are dating. why are you overcomplicating this?
>>33401988Well, then cuddle up to him when you are sitting on the couch or on a bench.
>>33401986we only kissed but nothing make out like is he not attracted to me?
>>33401967Are you underweight? What is your diet like? What the fuck are you frowning for so long at?
>>33401988How old are you two?
>>33401990why am I whore for wanting to be intimate with someone i really like?
>>33402000Don't reply to the incel.
>>33401999im 25 and he is 23
>>33401954The classic move is to arrange a date that results in him being at your place late at night, either at the start or end. Inviting him to come in for coffee or drink, to see something you talked about like some drawings you did, or enjoy some media. Or play a game, or whatever.
Invite him to be in close proximity to where you undress and sleep. Then be intimate iley him make a move. Unless he's dense or overly polite. Then you'll have to get more aggressive.
>>33401964I do my own research and first aid knowledge updates periodically.
It is normal to be able with your dominant side, it's the inverse that sounds bad.
>>33402000Wait a few months
>>33401918Use moisturizer, or better facial sunscreen moisturizer
Use a lot, like a lot more than you think you would need and let it soak in. Forehead wrinkles will go away for the majority of the day and itll progressively help prevent more wrinkles and make your face look more suple
I use picrel
However the only fixes that medicine currently knows of are tretenoin and botox
>>33401997No
Very healthy, almost no processed foods
I'm not frowning
>>33402002Are you from a country where casual sex is taboo?
>>33402006why should I wait? Im 25 and I fear if I wait I could end up being 30 and never been intimate. Men will think Im mentally ill
>>33402007I always wear a hat when I go out in the summer since it's so hot here, so my forehead is always shaded
>>33402005Sighs
Who’s there
>>33402010No. We are just two anxious reserved people who took their time with romance and sex. I wasn’t interested in dating untio I met him
>>33401953>this is just another layer of being a shittyWdym?
>>33402008Ok, now what is your skincare like? Soap? Detergent even? Why do you have wrinkles unless you have an immune disorder?
>>33402004well i'm right handed so, i guess its fine then?
>>33402024I exfoliate once every 2-3 days and use a mild cleanser in the morning, when i get back home, and before going to bed
Why do men not take abuse seriously? Especially sexual abuse? And why do they have such little empathy for male victims of abuse?
if you buy something from ebay do you leave positive feedback for the seller every time you get a good shopping experience?
>>33402034Moids let their lives revolve around sex, when they hear another man got raped they get mad that it wasn't them
>>33401995idk, to be honest I don't know what advice to give to you. In my experience sex has always happened naturally without needing to orchestrate it and the hard part has always been holding back, not figuring out how to make it happen
>>33402034what a ridiculous thing to think. you don't know what your mother is thinking, much less all men. do better, dolt.
>>33401836Why wouldn't it be?
>>33402035if i remember to, yeah
>>33402039NTA
And yet, men in these threads love to play woman expert all the fucking time.
>>33402018This doesn't make any sense to me. You're telling me you're a 25 year old virgin who happened to find another 23 year old virgin?
I'm from a conservative country and even here men will try get what they can get. No matter how shy and respectful a guy pretends to be, they have dirty minds and if they like you they have already thought about fucking you in every position known to man... So why is this 23 year old going on "innocent" dates with you, has not brought up sex or did anything to initiate it... It's kinda weird and I think you're not noticing something I just don't know what it is. Maybe he's not physically attracted to you, maybe he's getting sex from somewhere else... Idk. I hope I'm wrong, but I suggest you try to think about this without your judgement being clouded with your attraction to him.
>>33402035I do, I feel guilty otherwise
>>33402020It's shitty to share other people's nudes with your friends
>>33402034I feel bad for sa victims regardless of gender
even when the perpetrator is an attractive woman
it can be humiliating, thats why men dont talk about it, and therefore they dont know that its even a problem, so they think its funny
>>33402020Did he consent with having his nudes shared?
>>33402025Well.. if that's acceptable to you, it's ok.
Im never going to be a mother
>>33402047there you go thinking you're in men's heads again. gawd, how limiting.
>>33402051nta
for sure although based on the measuring tape and fact this pic was taken at all, i'm gonna guess the guy was okay with it
>>33402061Dumbass, my point is that men in these threads play woman expert all the fucking time despite getting upset if women do the reverse to them.
>>33402034>Why do men not take abuse seriously? Especially sexual abuse? And why do they have such little empathy for male victims of abuse?What do you imagine that men taking sexual abuse seriously would look like?
What do you imagine that men having empathy for male victims of abuse would look like?
Is the behavior that you wish to see the kind of behavior you see men express in response to other topics?
>>33402030Might be unironically washing your good skin too hard. Cut one exfoliation and cleansing. Include a moisturizer at bedtime.
>>33402048stranger things have happened, i am 29 and have never fucked a girl, never had a properly not-online-to-some-degree relationship, actually
>>33402069My job here is done
>>33401846Well I don't know about the "women writing" and "dream men" parts, for me it's just characters like Oblivion NPCs mogging any man I've known by being polite and unassuming and having a schedule.
>>33402065no, your point was that you think you have access to the innermost thoughts of every man who's ever lived. probably all women too. maybe animals and plants. weirdo.
is the feeling of being filled with a big dick even that good?
Femanon with big tits, please give me a chance.
>>33402074No I don't, I was just merely pointing out moid hypocrisy, and now you're seething about being called out.
>>33402077If you are a woman who loves the man attached to that dick, I heard it is.
>>33402077Yes but a big part of it is not just physical but mental.
>>33402051>>33402064He was and is an OF creator
>>33402048>>33402071oh, and i have no desire to have sex casually or very soon after meeting/dating. maybe, if we were already friends before. i sent my first nudes eber to my ex after maybe two months of stuff. frankly idk if i'll ever have sex, as i have no idea how to really get into it and don't get many women wandering into my life (although i have found things to escalate naturally and easily so i think this reflects more me being an undersocialized hermit rather than not being able to score)
>>33402080>now you're seethingyou simply can't stop yourself! amazing.
>>33402066At least be sympathetic and understand how dehumanizing it can be rather than downplaying it when it happens to a woman or outright mocking/congratulatory when it happens to another man.
women have you ever been scammed?
>>33401954talk too him about it, make sure everything is like fine (e.g. he doesn't have intimacy issues or sexual trauma or something) and then take initiative, or tell him to take initiative.
you guys sound very wholesome. how'dja meet?
>>33402091I am a man and I have been scammed twice.
Once trying to buy a switch and another selling my switch.
I will not elaborate.
>>33402091Yes, I almost got married
>>33402095>I will not elaborateDon't worry, OP wasn't interested in your reply anyway.
>>33402102ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS!
>>33402073>Oblivion NPCs mogging any man I've known by being polite and unassumingWell I...
>and having a schedule.Ah.
Fair enough.
women do you want to get married (to a man)?
>>33402079How big are we talking?
>>33402091>women have you ever been scammed?Yes, a guy once told me he loved me. Then I remembered that men are incapable of love, but by that point, it was too late.
>>33401036Femanon.
The males here would touch your carcas if nobody would catch them.
>>33402077It's amazing but what makes it that way is something beyond just physical sensation
>>33402083>>33402120what's the secret? piv is so boring to me
>>33401036NAM but you should learn that most men will never see you as anything but a sexual object. They see a woman who is mentally unwell and want to take advantage of that with no regard for her wellbeing.
>>33402113>men are incapable of lovewrong
>>33401060It is asian/east asian women. True lost cause is men going to a race that is smaller to force their sexuality on it.
>>33402073>>33402108Frfr
https://youtu.be/PaZXPx1kdtg
>>33402109Not really. What's in it for me besides some man that's probably going to kill me or emotionally abuse me?
>>33402123probably actually loving the person you're with would be a good start
>>33402133father for your kid, maybe. but nah, who needs one of those?
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Women do you think you can beat me up?
>>33402135NTA
Will he make for a good father and husband? Interesting that you only said "father" and nothing else.
>>33402135I didn't. I know many who didn't and are fine as well.
>>33402138>manletI can beat you up mentally
>>33402034>Why do <gross generalization about the opposite sex>I don't know
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>>33402138I am smol. Why do you want to fight us?
>>33402147NTA
What are your thoughts on men making gross generalizations on women in these threads?
>>33402138What's in it for me?
>>33401954If you are already at the makeout stage you just start touching him more
>>33402127Does that mean I BLACKED my fiancée and she YELLOWED me?
This is some raceplay I can get behind.
>>33402145>manletevil
>>33402149>Why do you want to fight us?I didnt want to at first, but after being called a mantlet, i'm angry
>>33402151I'll buy you some icecream
>2am
Should I try to go to sleep?
>>33402138Yes, I am stronger than you.
>>33402155Are you ever going to run out of korrasami fanart?
>>33402150both sexes do it and they should stop it
>>33401060The replies to this are interesting because it really shows you what the anon thinks of BLACKED porn
>>33402109Weddings are a scam desu. I would rather have a courthouse wedding and get have small ceremony if any. My sister went first and got to give my parents the pleasure of sorting through that mess.
Why anon?
>>33402155She RICED you the same way I BLACKED my Viet roommate ;-)
>>33402109Yes, absolutely. I'm a bit anxious about it, but I can't wait to be his wife and to know that he is my husband. It makes me smile and blush just thinking about it
>order something online
>seller doesn’t ship or respond after a week, so I get refunded automatically
>next day the package says it has been shipped
I got something free :D
What would you have done if this was your situation? Male or female?
>>33402166>Why anon?cause it feels like women dont want to marry us anymore
>>33402034Nothing we can do, it's a police issue
In real life it isn't like a soap opera scene where Obvious Dickhead McEvilman beats her in front of me outdoors and I heroically call the police, in real life he silences her with intimidation and makes sure I never see what's going on
>why do they have such little empathy for male victims of abuse?Most of us would have happily fucked a teacher. If you explain to the moid about a specific case, such as a mom abusing her kid, he will be sympathetic
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>>33402157It was not me Anon. I see you, or another anon, are posting many images that I also have in my gallery.
I enjoy the sensation of a man's hand tracing my face way more than his dick penetrating me
I don't like it when white girls say "tix" in stead of "tickets"
Is it just me?
>>33402171I’d have given it back like a good person, unlike you
>>33402118>>33402111Average band size. 30 - 36? 38 maybe? Chubby is cute.
>>33402177Is this a zoomer thing? I say “tix” referring to the insect. In fact I haven’t seen that spelling since the mid 00s.
Or it reminds me of Kid Pix.
If i eat the pussy of a woman with ADHD, will i contract it?
>>33402157>I'll buy you some icecreamI already had some today.
>>33402123How you feel about each other, your chemistry together, all the things you do leading up to piv and all the things you do afterwards, the way you are together when you aren't having sex. idk, when everything just clicks together it's the most exciting, fulfilling, and pleasurable thing I can imagine but I've past experiences with bad, boring sex too
>>33402176hate, HATE it when women say shit like this
>>33401060>What's the BLACKED equivalent for menBlacked was ruined by George Floyd and BLM. There, I said it. Removing the raceplay elements of Blacked ruined the studio.
The best blacked video was laughably the Ana Foxx lesbian video.
t. a black anon
>>33402159how can you be so sure?
>>33402175square up, cat anon
>>33402132Speaking of a lack of schedule, I'm either going to fall asleep or write until I fall asleep now.
Good thread.
>>33402176What if he has sweaty/clammy hands?
Would you go on a vacation with you ex that you planned while you were still together?
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>>33402200gross
also if his hands are fat and soft, it makes me feel like I'm being seduced by a baby which is also gross
this chciekn mad good im sucha. slut for chciken
>>33402195Imagine being the guy who gets a woman like that and finding out a touch on the cheek makes her feel better than you fucking her
>>33402162>Are you ever going to run out of korrasami fanart?Lol no I still have a ton I have never even posted. Not including the stuff I can't post on blue boards.
>>33402168>She RICED you the same way I BLACKED my Viet roommate ;-)Damn, that's really hot.
>>33402177>Is it just me?Every time a waitress calls appetizers "apps" I have to actively fight the urge to punch her in the fucking throat.
Women how do you feel about men with calluses on their hands?
Are there any surgeries to get rid of sweaty/clammy hands?
>>33402207handpics >>>>>>>> dickpics for a reason
>>33402171If they are a small seller, I would contact them and offer to pay for the item. Most of the time I think they would just rather let you have the item for free. If it's a big seller or company, I'd just do no nothing
Girl from high school posted a new selfie on Facebook, what do I comment to flirt subtly? It's just a pic of her face. Also I'll probably be the only man to comment. She just posted it like 5 minutes ago
>>33402215if thats the reason then Im done with women for real
>WAS 13 year old in 2016, almost 14
>thought it’d be a good idea to stop learning Japanese language and culture because I thought I’d look lame to classmates in high school
>get into what I thought kids like back then with American culture
>still got treated like shit and no one cared about my hobbies or interests and bullied the fuck out of me anyway
>personality is lost and now I’m boring as hell and just watch the same old videos on YouTube again and again
Any tips for how to get the cringe of anime and start watching?
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>>33402214>google itGonna start replying this to any question from women. What even is the point of /atoga/?
>>33402222>Any tips for how to get “over” the cringe of anime and start watching?
I can't "love" any woman because my baseline for "love" is for an adult woman who forced me to have sex with her as child, even though I have loved since. I can't allow myself to say anything close to "I love you," or to really open yp. Even typing this, I feel urge to claw the hands off of my neck.
>>33402185I am transmitting adhd nanoparticles through your screen via 5g
>>33402229you’re retarded and a loser
>>33402222Lesson from before your time, people had waaaaay more fun when they were "cringe"
>>33402232So you condone pedophilia. Nice to know.
>>33402222Depends. Which part of anime is cringe to you?
I stayed out of Japanese language classes in uni and took German/French instead because I didn't want to be associated with them even though I probably know like 50 kanji and a handful of japanese words just from 20 years of anime and manga. But I also started when I was 10 and watched a LOT of garbage growing up alongside good anime so my taste got refined with time.
>>33402232Do you say I love you quickly?
>>33402158Hey Yurotrash
Sure, if you're tired
>>33402246I have never said "I love you," to a woman who wasn't related to me as an adult.
>>33402248Could be salvaged if they posted hands
>>33402248>Femanons be mean to men>Men retaliate>"Those shitty moids again!!"
>>33402237That’s why I had many friends before. Like the flip of a switch, I just lost it all.
>>33402245Maybe when they show any emotion too much.
>>33402222You think watching anime is going to make you interesting?
>>33402263fat anime femcels need bfs too you know?
>>33402248Say something more exciting then bitch ass punk
All femanons except elder cat poster are so lame
>>33402263It’s about having something to talk about like before, dumbass.
>>33402261You're supposed to show the back of the hand to assess veinage
>>33402270>elder cat posterI thought that was a dude
>>33402254Will never get the hand obsession...
>>33402222Find an anime that interests you, watch some kino OVAs
>>33402261cut ur nails babe too sharp
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>>33402278nah the og og cat poster was an asian dude. cat poster the elder is a 30 something year old lady
>>33402271Life isn't going to go back to the way it was when you were 12, most adults have matured past that stage. There's a million things you can talk about with people other than cartoons
>>33402288Way to go to point out the damn obvious. You have no real life either, you just want to spew your retarded nonsense onto everyone because you’re miserable, cunt. There’s a million other things you can do besides being a faggot as well.
"I've never been assaulted at the club only in private circle" Thats because you're a tranny faggot who lives in Croatia and hasn't been sober for longer than 4 days since you were 13 but thats neither here nor there
>>33402287You’re ashy as fuck and need some lotion
What leads a human to do this?
>>33402291>u single?Ye
>aslHi FBI-chan
>>33402280Like what
I am starting to feel tempted to post hands...
Foids are powerful and evil.
>>33402287Something off about your skin.
>>33402299Something you can fully wrap your hand around
>>33402298Bro was gurning too hard on the sesh
Notice the replies to all the hand pics. Femanons recently have been encouraging men to post body parts with the intention of negging them. Some sort of self righteous "revenge" i guess. Stop falling for it brothers
>>33402298If they were cat-sized, you'd find it cute.
>be me
>20 year old girl
>like a 30 year old man at my workplace
>ask him to be my boyfriend
>he tells me he's too old
>I keep on asking him
>he starts avoiding me
>he doesn't seem to like me anymore
should i give up
>>33402305I have yet to get any bad replies when I post myself on atoga.
>>33401582scenario : you walk into your room, and see-
A. a spider
B. a fly
C. an ant
D. a silver fish
how do you react for each of those ?
>>33402301I'm an Irish person with a tan. It throws people off
>>33402313>with a tanUh...
>>33402311Nuclear option every time.
>>33402305The moid who posted his eye a few months ago was hot tho
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>Praying for femanons to get endometriosis
>>33402298Iron deficiency
>>33401717why specifically white guys ㅠㅠ
>>33401733???? hey i don't hate i love everyone
>>33402307You might just be too young for him
>>33402305i keep a folder on my laptop of all the hands posted here and on discord
>>33402321Will never happen because I'm so happy and healthy.
>>33402316That pic was taken well before summer. It's definitely not a burn.
>>33401733all the female koreans i know are married to white euro men lol
>>33402326The hot one...? It was very obviously attractive
>>33402321I cast pimple on the underside of your balls!
>>33402332>>33402335why. you’re the ones posting hands in the first place
>>33401815any race is fine
a little too confident tho ^^
>>33402339but why are you saving them
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>>33402342Sending my army to everyone in this thread rn
>>33402345what are u hiding
>>33402345doesn't even sleep on the ground what a loser
>>33402343because i like them.
>>33402307I have made this mistake as a 31M with a 21F lol and instantly began to regret it
>>33402292There's a reason you don't have any friends and it's not because you stopped watching anime before high school
Being a /lit/izen is literally suffering
>>33402347I just hate feetshitters.
>>33402348That's my couch, not my bed. Only gf gets pics of me from the bed, I am not that much of a manwhore!
>>33402349cute domestic terrorist hand database
>>33402345>>33402348Seriously nigga, you should be pulling a Nikephoros II Phocas and sleeping on the floor with a sword at the ready.
the hands here are 6/10 at best. fingers too stubby and not enough veins
>>33402342No need. I live next to water.
>>33402298Is that even possible? They must have been made with something else, not someone literally pressing their teeth against the stainless steel or whatever it is
>>33402360thanks
>>33402353men’s hands are hot.
>>33402346Summon the frogs anons.
>>33402362Yeah, no tats either.
>>33402365>men’s hands are hot.chad's* hands
>>33402361I don't speak your language.
>>33402357>Look at book websites, booktube, booktok/etc.>Women, women everywhere>Meanwhile on /lit/: WHERE ARE THE WOMEN!???Have you considered that you're not looking hard enough?
Is it weird that I hate it when my hands are veiny sometimes even though women like veiny hands?
I just think they look ugly
>>33402370looks like every man here is a chad
>>33402315Twist it, pull it, flick it...
>>33402337Was just curious
I posted a while back https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33120885/#q33122719
>>33402362that's because people like me who have long almost bony fingers with plenty of veins on the back and pale skin have self respect and don't post them
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>>33402367I will not bow.
>>33402373Smut doesn't count
>>33401436>There are lots of people who will choose the drugs no matter the circumstancesYeah, no matter the circumstances. No matter the circumstances at all, those aren't real. We just close our eyes and pretend we don't see.
Just close your eyes, everything will be okay.
>>33402376Why haven't you gotten a gf yet
>>33402379There are women reading non smut books though, again, it really seems like /lit/ males are just dismissing women in book circles before even giving them a chance.
>>33402375More like only the men with good looking hands bothered to post lmao
>>33402378release the frog
>>33402386They aren't veiny right now and I don't really want to show them
should i post my hand too? it's not for the faint of heart
>>33402357>that picI should have never posted that on this godforsaken website
>>33402374Nah, that sounds pretty normal
>>33402328>i keep a folder on my laptop of all the hands posted hereThanks I hate it
>>33402303Remember bros... stay gaming
>>33402382She dumped me
>>33402390Lessee
>>33402390yes post it. i like all sorts of hands, i saved the photo of the anon who lost some of his fingers.
>>33402391Is that you or someone you know? She's gonna go viral anon....
Girls, would it give you the ick if your boyfriend asked you to drive him to the doctor when he's sick?
>>33402390Join us mansluts.
>>33402394i really don't want someone saving a picture of my "hand"
>>33402393I'm the xbox controller
>>33402395yeah, all the femanons look like that
>>33402399okay fine you don’t have to post it.
>>33402393>She dumped meAw why :( and when did you start dating???
>>33402079Femanon, this is extremely serious.
>>33402397how sick… if it’s really bad ofc i would drive him
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I wonder if any girls would subscribe to my OnlyHands
>>33402397What did you eat anon?
>>33402401So who is she kek, Instagram/OF girl? She's obviously extremely pretty
>>33402409where are the VEINS
>>33402407What if he's just extremely tired due to the illness and the doctor is a town over and he just doesn't feel like driving?
>>33402362This is why men don't post anything
>>33402408Bullshit. Searching through Booktube and Booktok it's incredibly easy to find women who aren't just reading porn. Again, you /lit/ guys are just dismissing women and then crying about why you can't meet women.
>>33402409i want to scratch your hand. is it itchy?
>>33402390Do what ya want
>>33402362Last time someone posted a veiny hand it got called extremely ugly
>>33402410Mostly popsicles for about five days.
>>33402417Physical women anon, it's easy to find people of all calibers online
the moid with the cute eyes is back and his hands are veiny that's all that matters
>>33402400Babe are you an xbox controller cause I can't keep my hands off you uwu
Hun are you an xbox controller cause I feel like I'm pushing your buttons
Dudette are you an xbox controller cause you're draining my batteries
I need to get a job
>>33402404>why :(Because I'm a nutcase
>when did you start dating???Around a couple months ago I think
Time is an illusion
>>33402414well if he’s exhausted from being sick that’s not him being lazy imo. i would be completely fine driving him
>>33402413what about tendons? i've got veins and tendons.
>>33402383how do I meet those girls though?
Should I post my inverted and ingrown toenail
>>33402420>For sale in India only
>>33402435no ew that is not a hand. do not post that
>>33402439Well yeah,of course I cheaped out. Didn't you see the Hebrew letters?
Moids, tell me something embarrasing about yourself
>>33402444This was not the first I posted crotch on my couch.
>>33402444I am a 23yo khhv.
I sweat when I get nervous, which is every time I go outside.
>>33402444I want a woman to bite on my neck and call me a good boy
>>33402435maybe save that one for redtoga
>>33402433if they aren't bulging they might as well not even be there
>>33402444i have womanishly elegant hands
>>33401733i didn't even realize u called me mayo lols
everyone please call me myao, mayo is grooooooss
>>33402444My motorcycle isn't really fast enough to go on the highway. I'm gonna have to find a way to explain that to a girl soon and still look cool.
>>33402444I post on atoga... while blazing down the highway... on tight mountain roads
>>33402444I mostly just play vidya in my free time
>>33402393My hands look like this but more hair
Why am i sleepy after eating. Curses
Femanons I met a drop dead gorgeous woman on Saturday and we've been talking to each other. I'm kinda flabbergasted that she'd talk to me and give me her instagram and basically I don't get it. She looks like a super model and I look weird.
>>33402444I'm 30 and everyone thinks I smash mad pussy but I've only ever fingered two women and have never been in a longterm relationship. I go on plenty of first dates, they just don't go anywhere for some reason- either I reject the girl or she rejects me.
>>33402450tendons don't expand, i don't think, but they are prominent
>>33402444I've been using the same 10 pieces of underwear for 5 weeks straight
>>33402459Who cares? Who would care?
>>33402459good luck I hope it works out
>>33402463Unwashed or what?
>>33401396M
I was aware of his existence but his music wouldn't be the kind of thing I'd listen to.
>captcha: R H8R 2I wouldn't go that far, captcha. Don't even know the guy.
>captcha: You must have mistyped the captchaYeah, that's what I thought.
>>33402458You're diabetic and you ate too many carbs
>>33402355Hey, if you can’t handle people being rude to you, then don’t dish it out, little bitch. I have nothing to prove to you, but I did have a few friends before then, and I don’t treat people nicely unless they deserve it. Stop being a cunt I guess.
>>33402435Do it, we need to scare the hoes
>>33402456Stay gaming bro
>>33402457Based hairy guy
>>33402458Blood going to the stomach, siesta time
>>33402444I stayed up all night gaming instead of getting a job
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>>33402476But I’m not diabetic and I had protein and some fruit
>>33402444I have a mommy dom fetish
>>33402472Unwashed obviously
>>33402428>is backNever left
>>33402488): why are they hurting?
>>33402481robin williamsesque
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well femanons?
>>33402491WHWRE DID YOU COME FROM MWHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE
>>33402491>he is GermanOh no...
>>33402499Perfect for cucking your boyfriend, only have to check if he's fat and bald too
>>334024959/10 hope you're not brown though
>>33402491>): why are they hurting?Ear infection I think. Doctor gave me antibiotics. I've been sick from a cold but she gave me some antibiotics because I guess I got a secondary bacterial infection in the ears.
>>33402504>he's fat and bald tooIs thst your type?
Are women more racist than men?
>>33402495You want some lotion?
>>33402380>Just close your eyes, everything will be okayThat's what you're proposing men should do, not me. The point is to see and accept reality for what it is and choose to forge ahead regardless, find meaning where you can, create love and connection where you can, and build whatever is within your power to build no matter how small, as long as it has meaning to you, despite your suffering. You are the one advocating for hiding and denial and retreat to the goon cave, and honestly it's really weird that anyone would devote so much energy to doing that
>>33402481do u bite your nails ?
>>33402512where is the lotion going to go?
>>33402466Thank you, I hope it does too, I want to invite her out but I am nervous.
>>33402464Idk I'm kinda used to being rejected a lot, also a woman cheated on me for the first time in my life a couple of weeks ago so I'm feeling more worthless than usual.
Niggas be e-whoring on a Tuesday
>>33402514used to, not anymore
>>33402509Absolutely, they just pretend not to be.
Men will say fuck niggers, but still be friends with black guys. Women will say they support blm and than make fun of their black "friend's" hair behind their back
>>33402509I'm racist, but not in an exclusionary way. I like white guys too much.
>>33402495Nice pic dude, no homo
>>33402497Who's German? Hitler?
>>33402496Bangerr
Brainrot edition https://youtu.be/YxOGgRy6Ylw?si=h0MNHUYb0Sx88oRk
>>33402494The genie escaped the lamp ahh pic
>>33402507Ah yeah that's pretty common, stick with the abx and hopefully it'll clear up once you get over your cold <3
>>33402514Nta but I do, bad habit
>>33402505>hope you're not brown thoughwish i wasn't either, sorry
gender
do you crack your knuckles? other joints?
>>33402515Just regular body lotion. I need to get a new hand soap for my bathroom too,
>>33402523Don't reply to me.
>>33402527M
ye, even the thumb
>>33402509No. Believe it or not men and women are largely the same.
>>33402527M
Yes several times a day and first thing in the morning.
>>33402298There were two people in the stall.
I'll let you do the math.
>>33402509>Are women more racist than men?Lowkey yes, men are just more direct about it
>>33402527M
Yeah, after I’m done training
>>33402520>Men will say fuck niggers, but still be friends with black guys.Women don’t do this? I have so many experiences like this as a guy
What is worse?
Having small boobs as a girl or having a small dick as a guy?
>>33402509I'm going to have to say no simply on the grounds of all the /pol/types whining about not having girlfriends.
>>33402527M
Yeah. Knuckles, toes, wrists, ankles, etc. Used to be able to crack my shoulder, but doesn't work anymore
>>33402541Small boobs are not really an issue
>>33402362I posted last time this came up, or maybe the time before. My hand is incredibly veiny. Go find that one.
>>33402541what is worse, a supremely desirable characteristic or a supremely undesirable one? hm...
>>33402541small dick is worse overall
>>33402420I'm trying to educate myself on layman's basics of quantum mechanics right now and I feel so dumb and out of my depth. So it's funny seeing this
When will it become socially acceptable to have 2D waifus? Non-chads need love too
how do depressed man want their dick sucked?
>>33402552>layman's basics of quantum mechanicskek
>>33402527M
Unfortunately. And yes, my back and neck.
>>33402541The latter, obviously.
>>33402541Men like my breasts. No one really likes small dicks.
>>33402556Sloppy. Slow. Lots of licking and kissing, show affection to it. And you must enjoy doing so.
>sleeping with mouth open and drooling
that’s how you really know a nigga is tired
>>33402513Most of us are still trying to be among the survivors of this wreckage, including me.
I'm not arguing that escapism is good. I'm saying that it's not the first option of the people that can't make it in the new world; I've always had a bone to pick with the libertarian idea that people choose to fail. For example, a house in a good neighborhood costs a million dollars now. It's just absurd to me when people start saying things like, "oh, kids are so lazy, they only want to rent because it's more convenient than homeownership". Nobody plans their life around failing, around being alone and jacking off to porn instead of having a wife. People are immiserated by the modern world and if the "I got mine" idiots don't wake up and smell the birthrates, fewer and fewer people are going to have a decent life each year.
Yeah, we are going to still try to be among the survivors. But tell me with a straight face that you're really happy knowing you got yours while the others get nothing and the world fades away. Is that all there is to the modern mindset? Get mine, everyone else is just too lazy and weak, sucks to be them, apres moi le deluge?
>>33402527every joint i can !!!
all fingers plus both joints of the thumb, back, neck, ankle, knee, n hip
i have never spoken in ebonics to another person. how many of you can claim the same?
>>33402556sensually and romantically
>>33402527M, sometimes, and can click some other joints sometimes but it's kinda icky
>>33402529https://youtu.be/CduA0TULnow?si=s1uDPbAyRFt0kHOR
>>33402541Small dick, there is no equivalent to the IBTC
>>33402556With love
>>33402562Patrick star ahh sleeping
>>33402553Don't let normalfags stop your dreams
I've seriously considered waifuism ngl
>>33402564good work. the same, except for the hip.
My hands may not be veiny but my dick is femanons.
I was just reading some feminist literature btw, I put it down to type this.
>>33402565i have black friends and i speak like a black person when im with them
if im with white people i speak like a white person
if im with my parent in speak in their language
if im with jews we also for some reason all speak like black ppl that ones weird but i think it’s just a city thing
>>33402567>there is no equivalent to the IBTCGod i wish women were attracted to men enough for this to be a thing
>>33402517Equinox symmetry, and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
Not how you play the game, it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin, and I'm a cynic
For those about to rock, we salute you
The dirty thoughts for dirty minds we contribute to
https://youtu.be/H6nrmFdlXc0?si=qHVVmMLbYo8S32Gr
>>33402565I can't say I've ever spoken in ebonics, but I know some black slang terms, does that count?
>>33402565Like the other anon said, I speak negro to negros.
>>33402477Okay, have fun on your journey of becoming an insufferable weeb I guess. At least you've got half it down pat already
>>33402552Do you know diff eqs?
i wish my bladder was bigger
>>33402574>there is no equivalent to the IBTCWhat is the white race?
>>33402583what would be an example of that?
>>33402582if you use them to convey a certain tone to your discourse, then yes
>>33402589What happened anon?
>>33402589RIP
iktf pissing is inconvenient
>>33402592drinking and needing to find a bathroom lol
My hand is on my dick right now, femanons did this
you make me crazy you make me wild just like a baby spin me round like a child
gender
what's something you deeply doubt the mainstream narrative about?
>>33402591>what would be an example of that?An example of "speaking negro"? I'm not sure I can convey it properly through text. A lot of it is tonal.
>>33402595Are you in public? Hope you can find one soon
>>33402599F
Everything related to COVID. That it's okay to give children hormones and chemically castrate them. Anything about Islam being a peaceful religion.
Men my knees hurt you bitch
>>33402557I know lol but you know what I mean
>>33402570ya the hip is occasional
i can pop just about any bone if i stretch right ^ㅂ^
>>33402604you don't happen to be jewish too, do you?
>>33402605Get back to sucking
>>33402605*Breaks your arms*
I bet you dont even notice your knees anymore.
>>33402609No, but I don't hate Jews/Israel either so I might as well be according to /pol/.
>>33402605Soz I'll give you a piggyback
Been reading reddit posts of women who divorce their husbands, and he immediately commits suicide.
>>33402605that's because you've got no leg muscles. if you had leg muscles your knees would have support. but you don't, because you can't stop eating
>girl asks for my number
Sigh, it’s hard being Chad
>>33402615>Been reading reddit postsWhy?
>>33402612would you say you hate muslims / islam?
>>33402397definitely not, i don't see a problem with that
Take the Uma Musume pill, the girls are pretty, they like you and talk sweet things. It's soothing, ASMR for the soul
Just try it
>>33402581hi valk!!!
was that mayhaps targeted
>>33402619Its a form of self harm. Just like reading atoga, honestly
>>33402619This lol
>>33402617Are you gonna text her
>>33402612Based femanon. Gives me hope.
let's say goodbye, the hundredth time. and then tomorrow we'll do it again. You know that I mean anons?
>>33402604Based femanon. I will never forgive the lockdown demons.
>>33402620I guess. I don't hate people of ethnicities related to Islam, but it drives me nuts how liberals love to kiss the ass of Muslim societies when said societies go against every single one of their values. Hell, even if I'm not really liberal (I guess I'd be by 90s-early 2000s standards), I find it insane that you can't have an honest discussion about the issues of Islam/Muslim societies without being branded as a bigot by people who'd be thrown off of rooftops in Sharia law countries.
>>33402622But I am a girl
>>33402622Based horse enjoyer
Rn I'm playing Super Lucky's Tale tho
My posts are the backbone of /atoga/. Me.
>who are you
Exactly.
anons i don't get the appeal with veiny hands, they're kinda freaky like they look like you could accidentally hit something on it and then it would hurt even if it wasn't that hard
>>33402631>liberals love to kiss the ass of Muslim societies when said societies go against every single one of their valuesBe careful saying this in the UK or you will be labelled as a far-right protestor lol
>>33402631so your primary animus against muslims comes from liberals' attitudes towards them?
>>33402632Shoo shoo why are you here instead of being your bf shoo
fat white women, would you date a black man?
>>33402637I guess, yeah. But there's also the fact that Muslim societies don't seem to have any interest in changing for the modern age, and while that's fine in their countries, it becomes a problem when they start mass immigrating to other countries and dumbass liberals can't see it which leads to problems like this anon
>>33402636 pointed out.
>>33402527f
i can only do the thumb and maybe my knees if it counts but it's involuntary
>>33402635i have veiny hands and sometimes i'll have the same thought about other people's veiny hands. i think, wow, if they cut themselves there they'd be spraying blood all over the place. even though from personal experience i know that doesn't happen.
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>>33402639Thank you for the reminder anon…
>>33402641that's your own government doing that to you though. muslims aren't writing immigrations laws.
Why were the moids so whorish today
>>33402649moids are inherently whorish.
>>33402649I was punching other hot men today
>>33402646cat poster has a bf???
>>33402645I’m not ready for that.
state gender
should a femanon have nail polish or not
if yes, what color?
>>33402649those weren't moids
>>33402650Why aren't the good looking moids more whorish on here
Women why are you so unkind?
>>33402622but I already play DOA VV
>>33402658femanons are too picky
>>33402652Sadly no. Cat Poster needs to go to sleep now.
>>33402658none of them even posted their faces
>>33402649Just a bit of bantz
Also I've had a few beers
>>33402654Why not? Not even just to get a coffee with her or something?
>>33402655M
Yeah! i love when girls have cute nails. Red, black, purple are my favourites
>>33402655M, yeah if she likes it
Black, red, blue, pink... anything really
>>33402669You’d know what CSA does to the psyche. I’m easing my way in.
>>33402668I've posted my face here a bunch kek (prolly shouldn't tho)
>>33402674What's CSA?
>>33402655No.
Natural nails always.
>>33402655M
No, definitely not.
Nails should be kept clean and as short as reasonably practicable on both genders, for both aesthetic and practical reasons.
Nail polish is gross.
>>33402675if you are who i think you are then you look good, but most moids don't post face here.
>>33402658I'm very recognizable and I know people who use this site.
>>33402668I've posted a picrew or two in the past, but that's about as close as I'll get.
>>33402675Childhood sexual assault
>>33402680Idk I used ImgBB mostly when drunkposting
>>33402679Cucked by the chainsaw
>>33402683Cucked by the trauma
Well I hope you can chat to her at least and see where it goes. If nothing else to make a friend
Have any atoga posters made a meaningful positive impact on society?
>>33402668Don’t need someone doxxing me
>>33402687not me as far as i'm aware
>>33402687F
One time I volunteered
>>33402687Define "meaningful"
I think pretty much everyone has at least to some degree
I'd like to think I've done good things and helped people despite being a fuck-up
>>33402687Yes, thanks to my job.
>>33402687No. Fuck s*ciety.
>>33402687I used to act in a children's theatre when I was in high school, and I stuck around and worked backstage and occasionally played parts for older people when they needed me. I ended up getting some fans. When I graduated and we were having a ceremony, a little kid and his mom came up to me and she said "Can he take a picture with you? He loves you." That made me feel really special. I also said hi to a kid one time, and I later found out that he excitedly told his mom that I knew his name.
It's a funny thing to think about but you can really be a celebrity to a child, and I'm glad I could entertain them.
I have this weird tendency to view women as dumb slutty whores who trick me a lot. Any way I can change that?
SOMEDAY IIIII'M GONNA CUT IT CLEAR
RIDE LIKE PAUL REVERE
Your gender + Your age + Your race + What do you pick first in Rock, Paper, Scissors?
>>33402704fsociety reference ?
>tfw I have been through CSA and am from the CSA
>>33402717Sorry to hear that
>>33402687I gave a fifty dollar bill to a panhandler... twice.
anons
what is your opinion of coffee icecream ?
>>33402721As a child I had coffee icecream in italy and I still remember the flavor, 10/10
>>33402721i haven't tried it much but i guess it could be nice considering the fact that i haven't eaten ice cream in a while too
>>33402721I'm not clever enough in my inebriated state to say something funny but I wanna go down on you
>>33402721only care for it if its chocolate
>>33402721A pint of coffee icecream got me through grad school, so it's good in my book
>>33402721Yum
I like vanilla ice cream in a latte
>>33402722>>33402723>>33402726>>33402727yaaaaay!! good people, coffee icecream is my favorite :3
>>33402725oh
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My hand?
Girls
Thoughts on Mexican standoffs?
>>33402738iy looks like they need to make small talk
>>33402736My hands and fingers are pretty long yes
>>33402724wowie so forward with it ㅠㅠ
ask again when you're sober ?
>>33402721I haven't wanted to try it because I don't like coffee. But maybe it's okay (if made without dairy, obv).
What are you supposed to do if you genuinely really like someone?
>>33402746Tell them as much
>>33402744lactose intolerant? don't like coffee???
god has cursed you :c
>>33402746Ask them out
Or if they're married just be friends
Snak
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>>33402623Having some Tteok-bokki snackings~
>>33402747>>33402750What if I can’t be with them right now?
>>33402751How about I snack on your ear lobes instead?
Would you vote for me? i'm a right leaning leftist who believes in socialist capitatim.
>>33401136oh shit she accepted and requested to follow back
I didn't think this far ahead but I kind of want to ask her out, but maybe I just dm her a bit to find out some of her interests?
Where do big tiddy indonesian women hang out?
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>>33402714F 28 Blatina
Scissors, depending on the person. People have a tendency to pick rock first.
>>33402721I like it but I don't like that I can't have it late at night because of the caffeine
>>33402749No, I chose the lactose intolerance because my ethics don't tolerate dairy.
Coffee just tastes bad. I don't know why people drink it.
>>33402762>Blatinaare you the one who only likes white men?
>>33402751ganjang tteokbokki..?
definitely not regular, can't tell what flavor (ㅎ.ㅎ)
>>33402766Trying to track people will not bring you happiness.
>>33402766I think a lot of us are like that
>>33402741Have you considered playing the piano
>>33402751Tteokbokki are delicious when prepared right.
Are we still posting hand pics, I just woke up. Why'd we start posting hands.
Women be like:
>Orc men
>Centaurs
>various monster men
Yes daddy!!! give me some of that monster cock!
>non-white men
barrrrrfff
>>33402781Niggas be hoeing
>>33402781Right? What is with that? Femanons should be posting feet instead
>>33402781idk some femanons really like hands for some reaosn
>>33402752Keep them dear in your heart
>>33402563Unless you live in a war torn country or have a terminal illness, you are surviving just fine. Feeling discomfort doesn't mean you are on the brink of death. Do you think people always used to wait around until they had a nice big house and a cushy life before they had girlfriends and got married and had children? Do you think the secret to happiness is tied to owning a house of a particular size? By all means, put your life on hold and never bother trying to make a life for yourself until you feel society is perfect, but you're only cutting off your nose to spite your face
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Anyways, reposting pls be nice femanons
How do I pressure/emotionally manipulate a man into being my boyfriend? Do you think emotional manipulation can work on men or are they immune to that?
>>33402784I am sorry that you are filipino man, its not your fault
>>33402764realsies, i always regret drinking my beloved monster in the afternoon when im too energetic at night ㅠㅠ
>>33402765coffee is good!! i like black but you should try lattes too, they're so yummy ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
how would you feel if your bf's first kiss was with a man 10 years his senior
>>33402796I think you should have sex with me
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>>33402793>airpods>vape>ring>ugly watch >be nice to me uwuHoly normgroid.
>>33402793Nice vape bro
>>33402787Anyone else remember Kira anon, the maleanon obsessed with his gf's hands
>>33402444I was a sheltered autist. When I went from homeschooling to high school I was at first friendly with people and when I was talking to this cute girl she joked about us dating and being a sheltered autist I took it for real and told everyone about it and the next day she yelled at me about it and told me to fuck off and I just stopped talking to people after that. I had a lot more moments like that later down the line where I acted way more rude or awkward than I thought I was being and once I realized it later I became depressed and even more withdrawn because I thought all I did was hurt people and be rude and nasty to them so I just hid myself from everything out of shame. I didn't have the balls to stand up for my mistakes at the time so I became really self loathing for many years instead. Interacting with people to this day scares me for this reason.
>>33402793nice hand but
>that ring>that watch>vape
>>33402721I’d prefer an affogato but if that’s not available then I do enjoy coffee ice cream, it’s like 3rd favorite flavor
>>33402796>Do you think emotional manipulation can work on menIt works on me at least
>>33402796I have heard that love bombing can be quite effective, assuming they are lonely to begin with
>>33402714M
23
White skonned mystery meat
Why would I tell you that?
>>33402799Why did that happen
Why femanons ignored my hand? :(
>>33402283
>>33402819best hand out of all of them
myao approved !
>>33402796Depends on the man, for some yes. Others would take it with suspicion and be dismissive.
>>33402798If you could find a way to make coffee not taste like coffee I'd try it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GWsVPpBwgzE
These are the men and women calling you an insecure incel for caring about a woman's past.
Kek.
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>>33402804tfw too autistic for the normies but too normie for the autists :/
>>33402808>nice handI’ll take it
>but…Don’t care
>>33402588No, I know literally nothing. I just want to at least be able to begin to wrap my head around some concepts and theories, even if I can never fully understand them
Women, how would you feel if you were your bf's first kiss?
I am talking the current you.
>>33402791Man, you are not getting what I'm saying. I posted that chart to help you understand. Look, I am trying to get a wife and kids and love and happiness in this world, and so is everyone else! Unfortunately, in each generation now, fewer and fewer people are succeeding in getting that. First it was 90%, then it was 80%, then 70%, and now for us it is 30%. Soon, for zoomers, it will be even lower, God help them. The number of people who are "winners" in this game is shrinking yearly, and the proportion who are "losers", it keeps rising. At some point either the great mass of morons on this earth are going to have to consider getting their heads out of their asses and doing something about it, or there won't even be any new people to watch the porn or date the AI robots in the future.
>>33402817how do you think it happened
>>334028253 kids from 3 different men, bruh...
She's a baddie but for FWB only
>>33402623>was that mayhaps targetedYes btw
>>33402793bleh a vaper (ᴗ_ ᴗ。)
>>33402821I'll accept your pity, myao
I really really hate women.
>>33402839Same except love
>>33402841I ain't talking bout love
>>33402809what's your first n second ?
>>33402836OTL
it’s so over…
>>33402796I think you just... be nice to them?
>>33402841You must be insane.
>>33402842Gross, don't reply to me.
>>33402714Female, 26 white. I literally don't even know the rules of that game, anytime I played it I just randomly did one of the hand signs
>>33402796Have sex with him
>>33402835 =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
>>33402852>FemaleLet's have sex!
>>33402844Coconut at 1 taro at 2
>>33402714M 31 Mulatto
Paper
>Horror game
>The monster is actually just an abusive parent/husband
uuuggghhhhh
>>33402859>indie game>game is just about depressed teenagers
>>33402852>I don’t know the rules of the gameWhat a weird larp to commit to
>>33402793I'd let you finger me if I didn't know you vaped
>>33402793why do you vape
>>33402858>Mulatto:O theres more of us here?
>>33402846can confirm I fall in love with every woman who's nice to me
>>33402850>you must be insaneyes
>>33402852Anon was too busy living under the rock
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper
That's literally it anon that's the entire game
>>33402863Because I used to smoke a pack a day
>>33402862u_u
Fine, I’ll give up vaping when I get a nice femanon gf
>>33402845vapers r gross !
don't do that stuff :c
>>33402874How about I do you?
>>33402874how big is your gock?
>>33402848if someone says one more thing like that to me im gonna have to start kicking my feet n giggling
stop !!!
Foids
What physical feature do you generally notice first on a guy?
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I haven't successfully slid into a girl's DMs for a date, but I'm about to try again. Any suggestions?
>>33402871Do you vape because you have no femanon gf? Or do you have no femanon gf because you vape?
>>33402864what if he was early twenties when it happened
>>33402871I also got my white trash accoutrements here
Berry vape nation
Stay gaming, stay vaping
>>33402870Yo I was playing this the other day
>>33402883Who are you trying with?
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Vapes are lame
>>33402881General physique/body fat/condition.
>>33402885thats a little better I guess
>>33402889yeah. I recently saw one of those signs at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, that says
>Smoking kills more people than AIDS, gunshots, car crashes, suicide, murder, and war combined each yearAnd thought damn, I better start puffing on real fags
>>33402793Based vape chad
>>33402874I will quit when I have a femanon gf, maybe you
>>33402883Truly one of life’s greatest questions. We may never know the answer to this.
>>33402887Thanks bud
I think it should be illegal to sell tobacco products outside of designated stores. Not even like license or whatever but I mean that you have to be a tobacco store and the only thing you sell is tobacco, nobody else can sell tobacco
I think that would help a lot
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>>33402887>Who are you trying with?Girl I met at an amateur rock concert. I met her and her sister, introduced them to my friends, and one girl became besties with them and got both their numbers. Then I proceeded to not ask the one that was single for her number. So I found her on insta instead and added her. Maybe I'll just try "Hey Anonnette, how are you?" and wing it from there. There's no wrong answer when you're being genuine, right? Ha ha ha.
>picThat lung looks like a burnt ass steak lol
>>33402906Why do you think I smoke straights, rollies and vapes
Gotta maximise the chance of dying
>Primary school
>Girl gets dared to kiss me
>4 or 5 kids pin me down so i couldn't run away
Women would you date a man who's first and only kiss was like this?
>>33402913Medium rare ahh lung
>There's no wrong answer when you're being genuine, right?Yeah, I mean you've met her IRL so worth a shot, gl
>>33402915That’s child on child sexual assault
>>33402915Did you guys ever used to play kiss chase on the playground lol
Absolute scenes in primary icl
>>33402909Add in that the tobacco stores cannot provide any social gathering space, and that they cannot sell anything else either.
Honestly, I'm surprised that people still tolerate smoking being legal in the first place, let alone legalizing new things you can smoke.
>>33402921Yeah, kids are rather prone to doing that
>>33402908contestant number seven !
>>33402918Thanks.
The only thing I'm slightly concerned about is that she has two weeks of summer semester left, so she might be caught up with finals.
>>33402929>Pabst on the floor
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>>33402883>any suggestionsYeah, hit her with picrel
>>33402933Ah right, well you can still wish her luck and try to talk a little
>>33402931>sevendamn it's just like one of those reverse harem otome games or anime
Except all of them are fat and balding gigachads
>>33402927I never saw anything like that happen until middle school when a male friend slapped my ass and grabbed my thigh
>>33402934The cheapest stuff is all I need
Mayo is going to have more fans than cat poster at this rate. Or is it kittenposter now? I don't know
>>33402829Why did nobody answer? :(
>>33402939did he say no homo?
does anyone ever wonder how being shot would feel like
would the bullet puncture n go clean through me or would it tear ? would it leave an actual hole or would the flesh bounce back from being pressed in and fill the hole ?
sigh
>>33402830What exactly do you think I don't understand? Your solution to the problem of falling marriage and birth rates is to argue in favour of withdrawing into isolation and pornography. I wonder why
>>33402942cause you don't want to know the answer
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>>33402910do you ever trip over it?
>>33402945This one is too easy
>>33402939In middle school is when the tables turn
In elementary it’s the girls assaulting the boots
>>33402945Let me press in and fill your hole, sugar
>>33402938uwaai then no one wins, i have to pass down good genes !
>>33402955what's your type?
>>33402941mmmmm mayo </3
but i don't post cats nor kitties ?
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>>33402944I’m a girl
The second time he did it it he grabbed my thigh and said
>happy international women’s day
>>33402861I'm serious, I never played it much growing up. I know scissors cut paper and that's it
>>33402941I was long on myao the moment I saw her. Kitten poster was rather obviously overvalued simply due to the shock factor of her posting tits.
>>33402947Come on, I'm not saying it's a good thing. What I'm saying is that it's an effect, not a cause. It's just a visual symptom of what modern society has done to people.
>>33402942i think that's pretty cute !
>>33402963Remain Anonymous Challenge: Impossible
>ask about my childhood SA experience
>get ignored
about right, honestly
>>33402965Well, the discord deviants are getting smarter....
>>33402951occasionally
>>33402952hey tell me the answer !! i can't test it on myself so tell me :c
>>33402963damn, you knew this guy in high school?
https://x.com/mattlady/status/1898392455592214763
>>33402945>does anyone ever wonder how being shot would feel likeNot really I'm not American
Also myao, do you like mayo <3
>>33402970Sorry what was that
>>33402941You guys are too easy
>>33402965Kittenposter can't last much longer. It's only been 2 months and she's already a laughingstock. She won't survive her 90 day eval.
>>33402950Of course you do, you posted your titties and they were nice
>>33402970Was it in the CSA?
>>33402954come over :p
smooth people make me too weak i need to build up some defense v.v
>>33402976It's all moids.
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>>33402978Thank you anon!
>>33402867I think I would get mixed up about paper beating rock because it doesn't seem intuitive lol but thanks for explaining
>>33402984and that's a good thing
if both genders were difficult nobody would ever get laid
>>33402960someone kind and minimum 5'6.5
>>33402989literally me we can have some half brazillian babies
>>33402983I corrupted you
>>33402978Wait, is she the fat one or the other one?
>>33402965uuuuu stalker core...
>>33402989Why is height height so important?
I'm only 5'3...
>>33402970Cause you phrased it like a meme retard
>>33402989No one's cock is that big, wtf
>>33402986Yeah that's the less intuitive one but just think the paper covers the rock so it can't escape lol
>>33402974I HATE MAYO !!!
i don't hate but mayo is odd :p
>>33402909What's the point, there would just be a tobacco shop on every corner just like with weed shops
>>33402996i have the kind that can be slung over my shoulder
>>33402993You like that? ;}
>>33402990brazil ?
hmm....
>>33403001Just limit the number that can be opened in a municipality
Some states already do this with alcohol
>>33402985Thank you for having nice nipples
>>33402992She calls herself chubby but she’s tastefully thick imo.
>>33402994im sorry u gotta be taller than my appa n me or he'll challenge you to a fight n you'll die :c
>>33402999Awww okay fair enough
How about garlic sauce
>>33403008>but she’s tastefully thick imoGive me your evaluation on the matter
>>33402996height ???? like feet ???
>>33402945It would depend on what you got shot with.
If it's a rifle round it's going to punch straight through. Depending on what type of bullet was used, it might do very little damage, or it might do significant damage to the surrounding tissue, including rupturing nearby organs. Unless it's .22lr, in which case it can cause a lot of damage if you get shot in the head or the heart or something like that, but if it hits you in the arm it's just a flesh wound.
If it's a pistol, it may or may not come out the other side. If it's a hollow point, it's likely to stop in your body, but this is actually worse than going all the way through because that means it dumped all of its energy into causing damage to your body.
Buckshot will be somewhat similar to pistol rounds, birdshot will cause flesh wounds and not much more.
>>33403005i like devoted guys!
i guess loyalty is ensured at least..
>>33402829I would unironically really hate that
>>33403015>like feet ???Myao likes feet, confirmed. Footfag mayo
Thick?
I want to be skinny :(
>>33403014What Are You asking, did I not give an evaluation already?
>>33402965I knew myao since i asked for recommendations for countries to read about their local news and she said
>korea !!!!!!
>>33403024"thick" is in style, which is why every girl is in the gym to get a huge butt
Lying ass bitch, I know you want the dick
>>33403017thank u for giving me an answer anon (´∀｀)
>>33403010Do your suitors have to beat your dad in a 1v1 starcraft match? What race does he play?
>>33403030Must be very cute.
>>33403021nonono not confirmed, i hate feet !!
>>33403024I know but it does me no good to lie just to soothe your ego. You still have some tummy. It’s cute and you’re not fat but you still have some more work to put in if you want to be skinny.
>>33403038Asian feet do be cute y'knowimsayin?
>>33403025I need you to show me an example and then explain to me why you would describe her as tastefully thick, as opposed to chubby.
>>33403028Nta but for me it’s because I asked her to post her ugliest plushie
Skinny girls are nice and all but you dont get that raw sexual "i want to knock her up" attraction like a girl with nice thighs and juicy ass.
>>33403044wasnt that like, yesterday?
>>33403044and then she called you a girl
>>33403048I know u_u
>>33403047pretty much
>>33403024You have a lot of disordered thinking that isn't healthy. You are your own worst enemy.
Why are anons such shameless simps?
>>33403047And this is already the certified Mayo general
>>33403052its in the genes
>>33403043Nevermind, she's skinnier than I remember. She is not thick she is actually just normal woman. Not sticc but still skinny.
>>33403052Counterpoint: Asian women.
M and F, do you agree with this?
>Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>Lick on the nuts and suck the dick
>GTFO after you're done
>Then I hops in my coupe to make a quick run
>>33403030nonononononononono
>>33403037he specializes in hapkido ! you have four months.
>>33402941>is female and a namefag>didn't post her tits out the gate>doesn't randomly crash out and make the thread unusable or make retarded posts like "I should get high for the first time in my life on public transport" is it really an achievement?
>>33403058I'll give him a BJJ
>>33403048i said sorry !! ㅠㅠ
>>33403052if girls act feminine they deserve it, we're rewarding them with attention for doing it
>>33403052Pic
Also, I think I this is my fault for corrupting this poor woman.
>>33403059>is it really an achievement?the absolute state of /atoga/
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>>33403050My doctor diagnosed me with an eating disorder
>>33403062The damage has been done
>>33403067You also have other behaviors that are going to bite you in the ass someday, EJ.
Women its pouring rain rn. Why aren't you cuddling under the blankets with me watching cozy anime?
>>33403056My brother already married an asian woman
What are my parents gonna think if both of their kids married asians?
God, I wish women were real.
>>33403072Because you smell like someone who watches anime.
women what do you think of snarkers?
>>33403073Should've been faster
>>33403070nah, this is fun
you should see what real life dating is like nowadays, this is better i'm not even joking
>>33403076nope, i shower every day and i wear antiperspirant fuck you :(
>>33403072What anime bro?
>>33403076What smell is that >:o
>>33403061ning ?
double blow job..? pls don't my father is a happily married man
>>33403080It's only slightly better in that it takes less effort and investment and doesn't usually result in significant disappointment. However, it's more pathetic than trying to get something real.
>>33403084Brazilian Joe Job
>>33403083In your case, you smell like alcohol and cigs and vapes, you are hella gross.
>>33403068More repulsed than hate.
>>33403083>What anime bro?yuru camp :)
>>33403059is being a namefag a bad thing to be ?
>>33403073>What are my parents gonna think if both of their kids married asians?"Wow, look at how beautiful my grandchildren are!"
Women did you come from your dad's right ball or left ball?
>>33403081You should get some nice colognes too bro
>>33403087Wtf
Women compliment my smell though
>>33403089Kino
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How do I get skinny?
This is a rhetorical question I’m just upset
I should go back to starvation
>>33403090How long did you lurk on this website before making your first post? Less than five minutes of observing website culture? It wasn't enough time, you needed to lurk more.
>>33403092men come from the right
women come from the left
everybody knows that
>>33403097do you even exercise
>>33403099Your right or my right?
>>33403098i think like a day
4chan is hard to learn :c
Women would you rather date a man who's left ball hangs lower than his right? or a man who's right ball hangs lower?
>>33403097Get fatter. Your tits will grow.
>>33403101Today I did a 45 minutes of workout and walked 3 miles
>>33403103i cannot tell if anon has spread mayo on a piece of bread or is talking about me
>>33403105don't post your tits and then try to delete it a day later lol
>>33403103Are there any mayo bottles that have the "Will squirt when squeezed" warning?
>>33403103Soon everyone will know everything
>>33403111i wouldn't post my nudes anywhere lols
>tfw mayo will never call you "my ninga"
>>33403105Why are you even on this site in the first place? You seem way too normal compared to everyone else here
>>33402966Okay? That doesn't mean individuals can't make a different choice for themselves
>>33403117they are only for me, i know
>>33403097Listen, I'm sorry. You are not fat, you *are* skinny. I just remembered wrong. I made a mistake.
>>33403118my ninja !
u can be the garu to my pucca :3
>>33403121I said that, I think its a mossad psyop
>>33403119Nu uh.
That is my job description.
This thread is only big enough for 1 inspector.
>>33403121she should be a discord kitten instead but here she is
>>33403126>garu to my puccaholy shit, based. i used to love that show
>>33403121wanted to see y people feared 4chan so much
thank you ! i think that says a lot about the other anons though..
>>33403105Allow me to explain a bit about 4chan culture.
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a name when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your name when the conversation it was used for is gone! Posting with a name when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
>>33403127>mossad is psyoping us into thinking girls are feminine and cute >usa birthrates are so low mossad needs to re-moralize usholy shit, what a timeline
>>33403109That's how I started losing weight but it takes some time I also had some very nice company
>>33403127No shit Sherlock. They never learn
>>33403125You’re lying, I’m not skinny. We all know it. I’m just sad I’ve been reminded of it. I think about my weight and body constantly
>>33403123( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
yes I'd never betray uu!!
>>33403138man, you need a boyfriend to reassure you and tell you to shut up and be happy about it. you look fine babe.
women can i get your attention please?
>>33403138Im gonna plap you relentlessly and call you fat while I do it.
>>33403023I wouldn't be comfortable with the idea of being with a virgin, for me that would be a turn off
>>33403135I lost 70lb last year
I just can’t get below a BMI of 23. It’s like there’s a wall there
For the past month I’ve been eating like under 1600 a day and no change. Idk what’s going on
>>33403129YAAAAAAAAAAAYY I LOEVE THAT SHOW SM IM SOS HAPPY U GOT TJE RRFEERRNCE ^ㅂ^ ^ㅂ^ ^ㅂ^
>>33403146Why?
Clearly, I am a virgin. But I'm not looking to lash out at you or anything. Genuinely curious.
>>33403132hmm ok I'll let people guess who i am from now on then
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>>33403142I need a boyfriend so bad
>>33403097>>33403138EJ, close your phone and go to bed. These aren't healthy thoughts.
>>33403147damn thats a lot
i'm watching eastern promises right now. pretty good
>>33403152>EJHow did you guys even manage to get her initials
>>33403148I'm happier you made the reference, no one I know knows about that show for some reason u_u
>>33403147>eating like under 1600 a day and no change.sadly that's just adult metabolism
they must have come up with 2000 by measuring 6'0 tall athletic men or something
>>33403151tall boys only tho
>>33403155It stands for Endearing Jew
>>33403160hes the real slim shady
>>33403131Tbh a lot of the boards on this site are pretty chill once you learn to ignore the retards.
I'm trying to lower the dose of my meds so it's not so hard to quit if I ever decide to.
I am on a pretty high dose, so I'm tapering. Not planning on quitting, just lowering.
I have done it in the past but always went back to the original dose.
But oh man, I don't know why, this time it feels way worse. This is the most prudent I've ever been with changes in dosage, and it's the worst I've felt. Grim.
>>33403131nta but i feel like its odd you ended up on /adv/
>>33403156realsies ???
such a good show used to watch it smm
>>33403160i just want your attention
>>33403166The most feared board
>>33403155Those are not my initials.
>>33403164Talk to your fucking doctor about this?
>>33403172adv is better than doctors desu
>>33403170more like the most innocuous board
women what does receiving affection from you feel like?
>>33403163ya there's a couple mean people but they're not too bad
>>33403172He wouldn't say much. I am following the standard plan that doctors give. I am slowly decreasing the dosage in the smallest amounts available.
In the past, I barely noticed it. This tkme I feel awful tho. Just gotta push through it really.
Men have you ever considered, when you look at these ethots, that you didn't really consent to getting horny?
Does that make it feel any worse? What right did she have to show you her thong, or midriff or whatever it is this time?
>>33403171It's your nickname on the other board. You are really bad at this. Please turn off your phone and go to bed.
Where tha white women at?
>>33403097The answer, as both of us know, is that no you shouldn’t starve yourself. But you will probably do it anyway because you’re mentally ill
>>33403168fr fr
it reminds me of a simpler time. it was good too, it didn't get the recognition that it deserved. OG yandere
Its fucking 5am and I can't sleep. I shouldn't have stayed up coding and staring at a screen for hours
>>33403132ok wait how will people still know its me ?
>>33403180Yes. Not really about a "consent" issue.
But they look hot or pretty and I think
>bro this girl would never talk to me. >there's literally thousands of men in the comments right there>it's a cringe fucking thirst trapAnd so, I have cleansed my fyp of all ethots. I don't "hate" them, as I'm not particularly angry at them, but I'm completely disinterested and I find their whole world annoying
>>33403180If I didn't want to be I wouldn't be. I can't speak for other guys but I can at least control that part.
Anyway, they're often not that attractive.
>>33403180sister, i consented to like, nothing about this planet
>>33403181>Other boardSoc?
>>33403186im a man
men aren't cute
>>33403188she's so me
(sorry other anon but i really like my name)
>>33403190There are other websites where you want people to know that it's you.
On this website it's a bad idea for people to always know that it's you.
You will occasionally drop some information about yourself that seems harmless in the moment, but later that information will be used against you if you are easily identified.
>>33403198Youre a cutie patootie
What’s crazy is that I know I’m only a mere casual archive stalker compared to a couple other people ITT.
Anyway, do you think that /atoga/ ruined JH’s life when they told her to lick that guy’s glasses? In hindsight it seems like the last real shot she had at getting what she always says she wants. Also remind me please if the guy was already married and just not wearing a ring or if I’m misremembering that
>>33403197/pol/, i remember your manifesto about exterminating the russians
>>33403198everything is cute !
>>33403196I know right? Do you ever encounter a random woman who’s so pretty you get star struck anon? It happened to me yesterday. She’s the class tutor for one of my modules.
>>33403197Do your own homework
Women, guy cupping your boob while cuddling/spooning: yay or nay?
>>33403132>Allow me to explain a bit about 4chan culture.You are not the arbiter of 4chan culture faq poster.
>>33403207>In hindsight it seems like the last real shot she had at getting what she always says she wants.this is way too funny
>>33403207I remember when that happened and I actually hate you people, not only for annoying her about it for like, who knows how many years, and number 2, for reminding me i'm old and have used this site too much over the years
i mean that's gotta depress you too, how freaking long ago was that? damn man
>>33403203o
but why would anyone be so malicious against me ?
>>33403214>too new to recognize old pastaOh boy.
>>33403209>everything is cute !Even Nazis?
>>33403201>she's so meI need you.
>>33403220Because by applying a name to yourself you paint a target on yourself.
>>33403132>Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your name when the conversation it was used for is gone!You should have been bullied more as a child.
>>33403223short pale girls in leather and silver studded fascist regalia? very cute
>>33403223nta but sometimes they are!
>>33403207Yeah. A lot of the advice given to the thread cows is just plain terrible. Remember when qt told the thread about this girl that liked him and he said “I’m not ready for this, if I do it both of us will be miserable” and then a bunch of people pressed him to do it anyway? It went exactly how you expect
>>33403223no not nazis
nothing that hurts anything is cute
>>33403230but cats hurt people all the time
>>33403180>What right did she have to show you her thong, or midriff or whatever it is this timeIt's just the human body lol
>>33403189Bri'ish? I need to go bed
Hope you can get some sleep, maybe have a glass of milk and read a book if you're not able
>>33403218Like 2-3 years ago? The thread is super meta now so it got me thinking about happenings. It’s not depressing for me, I think we’re all still growing. I like JH and want what’s best for her
>>33403230But what about booty slaps? Those can hurt.
>>33403224are you a mute cute ninja boy with two buns of spiky hair ?
if so, i need you !
>>33403229Using qt as an example is unfair, he's a constant fuckup
>>33403225oh okki
hopefully other anons recognize me
>>33402746>>33402752anon what the fuck what’s the context then? why can’t you be with her? she’s a stranger? doesn’t know your feelings? financial reasons? she hates you?
it'll be so funny if myao turns out to be a male anon larping lol
>>33403239Sometimes they will and sometimes they won't. It's a bit of a game.
>>33403237I'm a lot closer to that description than you would think.
>>33403149And I genuinely don't mean to be hurtful or insulting, just being honest and only speaking for myself. I prefer men who are older and more experienced than me, and that includes sexually. Part of it is about sexual compatibility, but outside of that it also helps me feel more secure in general. Like I can relax more and be more myself within that space of the relationship. Not saying it's a good thing, it's probably due to a deficiency in my personality desu
>>33403242isn't it obvious?
>>33403238>he’s a fuckup And yet, this thread spent a week talking him into something he explicitly told us wouldn’t end well. I’m sorry but that’s completely fair
>>33403242I would give it a 15% chance. And a 15% chance for tranny
>>33403231but we do it to ourselves so we like it :c
>>33403236uuuhhhjmm
>>33403245Sure. Fair enough.
>>33403229qt just needed to go on more dates to purge the spaghetti from his system and needed a gf to plapplapplapplapplapplap to burn off his his excess energy. I stand by this assessment.
>>33403207I don't know how stupid you'd have to be to lick someone's glasses
>>33403246HEY FAKE MYAO IS BACK IM RETREATING AGAIN
>>33403250I just need a weeb gf with big tits to give my life for.
>>33403229nah, hot take is all the advice is good. this thread is often good at spurring people to do dumb things and that's not bad. The reality is that life is brutal and there is no guarantee anyone will succeed in anything, and many of us are damaged and doomed, we will fail no matter what. For example I texted a girl 20 minutes ago after working up the courage for a while.
If I asked you all what to do, what would you have said? "text her! good luck!". myao would have added an emoji.
It's always better to do and dare even if we know people like me are going to die alone, QT will ruin everything again, that guy will make his wife regret the day she met him, and JH... actually, she might be fine one day. I don't know, maybe this is destiny. But we're not bad for each other sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RKlz1qpQY
>>33403229>>33403247Not me, I've spent the entire time telling him that he needs to be working on overcoming his addictions more than anything else.
>>33403252nah that wasn't me, actually
>>33403242i lidally send photo proof of myself ㅠㅠ
pink bunny ?
>>33403243i don't like this game :c
>>33403257nta but thats not real proof. real proof would have a timestamp
women thoughts on 26 year old man with no driver's license
>>33403244COME OVER ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
>>33403253Boob autist this is not the time lol
>>33403256SDTTOP LEAVE ME ALOOOEN </3</3</3
You’ve awoken something deep inside me…
>>33403259ning ?
how would a timestamp prove im not a dude nor a tranny ?
>>33403267Egg, you're hatching?
>>33403254You don’t need to tell me. I’m also doing an exceptionally dumb thing for a girl.
Basically, in one of my modules there’s a class tutor that’s only one year older than us third years (tutor basically just helps the lecturer and gives tutorial classes every week) and she’s gorgeous. So when the lecturer asked the class for volunteers for administrative assistance (regular thing where I am) I volunteered.
Anyway it may have been a mistake. Firstly I hate the subject. Secondly the second after I volunteered the lecturer and the tutor started telling me about how brutal and hard the module is, and how busy I’m going to have to be. Oops.
Anyway I’ll use this as an excuse to get to know her and when the class ends I’ll shoot my shot if I think I have a chance.
Women would you date a man with a fetish for women?
>>33403221NTA but we are in peak summer
>>33403243no i don't like this game im gonna stay myao n hope no one doxxes me (please don't)
>>33403266Are you from this region of Virginia?
https://youtu.be/Zss77i-ZfZ4?si=_raT55adOvih_Kf9
This one?
https://youtu.be/7qXaKadDFns?si=PXL9uBHjLtZx1GVz
Or maybe I'm between?
https://youtu.be/u8KsYVu09KU?si=dAc5MTkpDnYzIcqH
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This is YOU!
I might've spent like 2-3 hours to beat a single level of an old Donkey Kong game. Women, are your proud of me?
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>>33403281That’s what I just said asshole. Get with the program
>>33403273No they hate that
Started sleeping with boxers so my cock and balls can be free during REM sleep
>>33403272Kek, I feel you bro. I met this girl a while back and changed my minor to her field to hopefully spend a little more time with her and have more things to talk about. I still screwed it up with her, but just graduated with that, and I'll have it as a reminder on my resume forever. And I'm kinda proud of it. You know, there are way worse ways to live your life than doing dumb things to impress pretty girls. Our ancestors wouldn't be disappointed.
>>33403288>theyim asking wooomeeeen
>>33403207iirc it was a shy nerdy co-worker she was "sort of" dating/had gone out a few times with; I think things fizzled out with him for miscellaneous reasons, albeit the glasses licking running joke was bantz
>>33403234It was spring 2022, so over three years ago...
>>33403250The spaghetti is self-perpetuating
>>33403282Which game, DKC2 on SNES?
>>33403289Why REM sleep specifically... are you lucid dreaming
>>33403273would men date women with a fetish for men ? :c
>>33403278(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)
actually im from nevada !
>>33402324noticing how you didn't say "hey! i don't like white guys!". seems like we've got you pegged, mayo
>>33402336i don't actually know any koreans personally so i cannot confirm, but i would absolutely let kim jong-un's sister (and not a single other girl or sister) step on my balls aggressively and i'd thank her for it.
>>33402452oh sorry myao
>>33403299best kind of women
>>33403295>I changed my whole degree up for a girl Okay… that’s on a whole other level anon. Jeez. But at least you’re not sore about it.
You know that meme about your grandparents and how they got married
>I saw the most gorgeous woman and I knew I just had to have her so I asked her out every day for 3 years until she said yes! Well, I wouldn’t go that far but persistence isn’t too bad of a trait. That isn’t to say that you shouldn’t take no for an answer. Just that you should never be afraid to try
IS THIS IT? IS KT GONNA TAKE IT RIGHT HERE!?
>>33403297>Why REM sleepAccording to my research (chatgpt) thats when sleep boners occur
>>33403297Homeslice, believe in yourself. Hoes like you. You're charismatic as hell.
>>33403304u just did it again </3
but y specifically white ?????
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>>33403273>adult woman fetish
>>33403317Shut the fuck up mayo monkey! This is black woman territory
>>33403318the adultfucker
>>33403207Also
>the last real shot she had at getting what she always says she wantsShe's not geriatric lol. Isn't she dating someone else currently that it seems to be going well with?
>>33403229If anyone takes the frequent misguided "advice" given here as gospel that's on them tbqh
>>33403313I have about as much charisma as a potted plant and twink death is upon us
Thanks nonetheless for the vote of confidence, you seem alright too
>>33403312Ah right, yeah that is a legit phenomenon kek, hence the post-dream morning wood
>>33403308Yeah I tried like crazy, I knew I wasn't gonna just let her go and disappear without giving it everything I could give. Thankfully the academic part was already in my area of interest (that's how i met her to start with) so I only ended up taking 2 extra classes for her. On the plus side, I got a letter of recommendation out of it. I couldn't impress her but I impressed her favorite professor, LOL. Good luck with your girl, too. Hopefully it goes well.
>>33403318swear this is older than '22
Where the fuck am I gonna find another woman that
>will watch Xavier renegade angel, aqua teen hunger force, and South Park with me
>listens to death metal, black metal, goth, punk, prog rock, billy joel, and alternative rock with me
>talks about fallout, fear and hunger, and other cool video games
>shares the same sense of humor as me
>is very sweet and cute
>is an excellent gift giver and very sentimental
>has big boobs and a big ass
>is a good cook
I want her back in my life so badly
>>33403325It’s ok mayonnaise. You’re aight in my book
>>33403329goodnight everyone
>>33403328You’re not. Be real. You had a perfect thing and it slipped through your fingers like sand!
If I turn on cellular data and walk over to a local sex offenders home I’ll pick up an IP permanently banned on the site for posting c hold pornography on /b/ last year
>>33403255Just need to find more constructive outlets again for my restless energy; at least the structure and routine of a job reeled me in somewhat but rn I have nothing holding me accountable
Anyway gonna take a nap cause my housemates are up lol
>>33403331Sorry I meant myaonnaise
>>33403333me when i'm walking around in this city and find out shits all rangebanned for cp
>>33403326It’s a long shot. I think she’s literally taller than I am which is funny. But she’s so cute so I know I just have to try
>>33403337ok strangely this is acceptable
>>33403319what race do you think i am ?
>>33403332Because she fucking left me and gave me zero fucking closure because she gave me the good ole
>it’s not you, it’s meBut then I reached out so I could talk to her some more. She asked if we could have more no contact time, and I said yes but idk if that means she’s waiting for me to reach out again or if she’s going to. I’m so fucking pissed. I haven’t picked up my guitar in days, I can’t concentrate at work, and I’ve lost like 10 pounds, and I’m already 6’3 165 pounds. I can’t be losing weight
>>33402721I like it. But I prefer frappes with tripple espresso shots, they hit hard.
>>33403295>>33403272ah anons i did this same thing in high school, made a big stink to get into this math class i was held back from cuz this girl i had a huge crush on was in it. i got it changed, ruined math as topic for me for the rest of high school (which is SO sad, as i later learned that i fucking love mathematics to the degree that i'm now starting to approach becoming a mathematician, at 30 lmao).
the worst part of it all is that i didn't even end up in the same math class as her - i was put into an entirely different block, in a topic that I was now weeks behind and really couldn't do then, sacrificing knowledge in other crucial topics that were then needed for the next like 4 years. lmao.
>You know, there are way worse ways to live your life than doing dumb things to impress pretty girls. Our ancestors wouldn't be disappointed.i really like this attitude, i used to be really embarrassed by it but actually, if one is not doing it for the nookie, then what is one doing it for?
(to the first anon though, just befriend her and be straight up and ask her asap, don't do a whole thing and build it all up. relationships are built, not discovered, so start building nigga)
>>33403317okay, you got me - i DO like bullying korean girls. i didn't make that post though, so i'm not sure, but WMAF isn't a bad combo in my very humble opinion
>>33403343One of the various yellow races of the orient. Not sure which
But it’s about your soul. You have a honkey soul
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Does myao know she is mostly oil and therefore should only be eaten in moderation?
>>33403345i can't imagine my body being able to handle that
>>33403346WAHHH
>>33403302>shes closer than i thought
>>33403340It’s not a rangeban, it’s specifically one IP address that posted CP in August
>>33403347..? where did you get hispanic from
>>33403353myao you would find me amusing, i think. i created this caffeine nasal spray so i could shoot energy directly to my cranial nerves. you wouldn't believe how fast it wakes you up.
>>33403282I have too much adhd to play kirby snes.
Congrats on your thing tho.
>>33403350correct !!
anons, what does it mean if i have a "honkey" soul ?
>>33403359Being a midget and just something about the personality that comes through here. Am I wrong?
>>33403362you're an honorary aryan, but the anon saying that has dark skin and they hate that about themselves
>>33403349Henlooooo
I'm mildly triple faded perhaps..
Spicy, weed, and like two sips of a sour.
>>33403352hey i am not made of mayonnaise
where's the anon with the pink jar with my name on it when i need him
>>33403352>made of rapeseed
>>33403354no i was lying LOL
im on the east coast
>>33403362It means that in terms of mentality and soul you’re a crackkka
>>33403368Rapeseed is the non GMO varietal of canola
>>33403363yes, very, im asian ㅠㅠ
>>33403365"honorary aryan" ?
they shouldn't feel bad about dark skin, it's very pretty
>>33403353My body loves caffeine. It's so good. It works how it's supposed to! To keep me from falling asleep!
>>33403365pretty sure hitler gave the japs honorary aryan status, kinda like black people giving tarantino the n* pass
>>33403366lucky i need an edible rn
sighh
>>33403346> to the first anon though, just befriend her and be straight up and ask her asap, don't do a whole thing and build it all up. relationships are built, not discovered, so start building niggaI’m not going to be doing this. I have to be the admin assistant for this class for the next three months. If things go pear shaped I don’t want to be dealing with the awkwardness for MONTHS. I’ll only jump the gun if things go fantastically well
>>33403378why don't u wanna sleep valk ?
>>33403374i agree actually, personally i find black women generally less attractive to me on average, but by and large the most attractive women i've seen have all been black or at least non-white. might be my pioneer ancestors urging me to manifest my destiny in a foreign womb, the science is still out on that one
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Going to the boy store to pick up one boyfriend
>>33403390Have fun. You should chose me
>>33403390what height?
what ethnicity?
>>33403388damn !
last sentence caught me off guard
>>33403386ah, that's a good point, i hadn't considered that. of course, i don't think it *has* to be that awkward if things go tits up, but it is ironically a more delicate situation now. good luck anon v_v i am rooting for you
>>33403383Man gummies are so potent for me tho. I tear off a little pin head size and I'm good for a night.
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>>33403394Thanks bro. I haven’t been struck by a woman like this in years. I hope she doesn’t have a boyfriend but she looks like she does because she’s gorgeous. I’ll have to find out! I hope it works out
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>>33403391Wait every boy is in the boy store?
If I was in the girl store would… no I don’t like that idea, that’s gross
>>33403390oh you stopped at the right fuckin' place on the internet alright, Boys"R"Us. i hope you'll look in the discount section, but not for any particular reason... ;-)
>>33403393sorry it's the caffeine to the cranial nerve, has me moving different sometimes
>>33403297>DKC2Donkey Kong Jr. Math
Women please invest in me. I can be a great bf. I just need a little guidance please
>>33403387Oh I have had a chronic fatigue syndrome thing I've been fighting as a depression.
Waking up has always been hsrd for me. I could sleep for 12 hours and not feel rested.
>>33403404>a little guidanceprotip: girls do not want that. Don't ever say that again
women please invest in me. i know i'm a little weird, and i say strange things and act a bit like an animal but i swear it's animal like dog not animal like bear or spider. thanks.
>>33403409>Don't ever say that againYou're not my dad, dont tell me what to do
>>33403412hey don't tell that anon what to do, who the hell do you think you are, his dad?
>>33403411Come up with your own original posts...
>>33403404I want to guide
>himNot you.
>>33403407:c
i hope it gets better soon !! rooting for ur health <3
>>33403399No. But I happen to be on this auspicious day. Lucky isn’t it?
>>33403411>tfw no spider bf
>>33403407that's tough, i remember catching chronic fatigue after having mono in high school. very unfun, glad i outgrew it. i hope you can move past it at some point, anon
women would you date a man with a sensitive tongue? i burn it really easily on hot coffee/tea...
Is it bad to have an objectification fetish?
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>>33403419>miau wants to eat the spider assi'm intrigued but not surprised. wait a minute, shouldn't you be in bed?
>>33403415no. my favorite coffee mug sums up my feeling on the matter.
>>33403431goodnight !! sweet dreams
>>33403431sweet dreams, ily
Women opinion on Mata Hari?
is exoticmaxxing the way?
>>33403430i am in bed! very comfy, too hot
pls everyone it's myao or myaonnaise not mayo nor mayonnaise nor miau ㅠㅠ
>>33403428no. "objectifying" someone as a negative thing at all is conceptually dumb, because people absolutely are objects and, on occasion, are worth admiring as such. i would happily objectify one of your eggs with my seed, though
>>33403441what happened to nyao nyao
>>33403441everyone? like 90% of it has just been me lmao. i have a whole list of them. i came up with one, "mewo", but i'm not sure if you'd get it
Oh boy, i'm so hungry i can eat a femanon
>>33403448Like eat out or?
>>33403443she died not too long ago
>>33403444say the list, im curious now !! mewo ? i would've gotten that :c
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need a gf with blonde shoulder lenght hair so bad...
Making a woman cum would inflate my ego. And I want to do it a lot.
>>33403448i will run away so fast
>>33403305it's true, dead people aren't the ones suffering, their alive loved ones are
>>33403457your legs are too short to run fast
>>33403462im no munchkin cat my legs r fine !!! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
even munchkins can run just as fast as other cats...
>>33403452well, list is fluffing it up a lot, was just floating around some ideas:
mewo (sorry btw i forgot you are high iq korean, i just figured it'd look too weird in situ),
nyao nyao reminded me of mao mao (rip parker simmons, CN did him dirty. my boy deserved better!),
chairman myao,
something to do with miau but i couldn't really work it in anyway,
and my personal favorite (saving this one for a rainy day): lmyao
>>33403484 (favorite anon)
lmyao how did u think of that ㅠㅠ
mm cant choose if lmyao or chairman myao is my fav..
>>33402945i'd imagine it'd hurt A LOT and i'd probably be like why didn't you go for the head dude
>>33403180They're worthless whores but at least they occasionally pretend that they don't hate men for a few minutes. Can't really say that about most women.
>>33403305Women are easy to understand. The need constant attention and praise, and they will never allow themselves to be held accountable for anything they do wrong.
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>>33403571That's, like, 88% retarded bullshit.
>girl shows interest in nerd thing
>try to relate to her by talking about it
>doesn't give a real response and calls me a loser as a "joke"
why should I even bother talking to you fs
>>33403207I know this is old and nobody will read this, but honestly it wasn't that big a deal. I do cringier shit without encouragement by you guys. I genuinely thought that would be seen as sexy, with or without your egging on.
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