Thread 33524850

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33522259

First for blonde girls <3

Second for sigma males.

Pink pony club!

I like Jews.

>>33524850 (OP)
Femcels, how should I approach you?

>>33524860
Leave me alone mayn.

>>33524860
Politely

Telling random femanons on the street to fix their posture

When will women take responsibility for my feelings?

>>33524862
Okay..
>>33524863
Anything more specific?

Telling random anons on the street to fix their penis

>>33524866
Telling random femanons on the street that I'm a glowie and know their IP

>>33524862
ur so cute though

>>33524876
No.

I’m feeling a resurgence of guilt for a guy I started ignoring a few months back
He was a friend of a friend and asked if I wanted to go climbing and I said I don’t like it, and I didn’t want to be alone with him, and then he started cold calling me? He called several times after I said I was busy the days he wanted to hang out, and now I’m going to see him again probably and I’m freaking out

>>33524873
ngl would be hot if a girl did this
>>33524877
how do u know

>>33524860
M
You basically asking women how you can casually harass them.
>>33524862
This

>>33524862
What if we could be alone but together?

>>33524860
>Femcels, how should I approach you?
At a party.

>>33524877
:( rejected once again

>>33524873
what is there to fix

>>33524871
Why should we?

>>33524880
he sounds like a creep lol, just be careful when you're around him
>>33524885
what parties do you go to
>>33524886
get em next time bro

What's your favourite BLACKED or BLACKED RAW scene?

>>33524880
>and then he started cold calling me?
So he was stalking you?

>>33524886
>what is there to fix
It's not out and fully erect.

>>33524889
>BLACKED or BLACKED RAW
what's the diff lmao

>>33524859
My favorite Ashkenazi is Abella Danger

I just saw last thread we have a lot of 90s kids. That's crazy

>>33524889
Kys

>>33524890
No? He just called me late at night the days before he would want to hang out, but I was always saying no and ignoring the calls

I think hes just autistic and eager but it made me feel bad and now I feel like a bitch. I’ll be nice to him if I see him but idk

>>33524897
Why would that be crazy? 4chan is the epitome of millenial internet culture.

>>33524872
In a public space where there are people around

>>33524888
>what parties do you go to
Lots. House warming parties, stag/hen nights, baby showers, work stuff, Christmas, birthdays, Halloween, "we just felt like throwing a party" parties, dinners....

>>33524900
Idk, I wasn't expecting so many to lurk on this general...

>>33524897
90’s kids and Sonicfags. Makes sense.

Do you think graph femcel would give me chance?

>>33524903
Did you think turning 30 suddenly made people stop using the internet?

>>33524897
why is that crazy lol? most people here are probably in their 20s
>>33524902
damn, are you really a femcel then if you go to so many parties desu

>>33524899
That sounds very much like him refusing to take no for an answer. I don't think you are the one who needs to feel guilty.

>>33524895
BLACKED uses typical studio lighting, and the sex is more romantic. BLACKED raw uses a spotlight, and the sex is rougher.

>>33524907
Who?

>>33524905
we got that blast post processing

>>33524898
NTA. Wtf does this mean?

>>33524910
But i wasn’t being clear I just kept putting off hoping he would take the hint and now I feel so bad

>>33524916
You can figure this out anon, I believe in you.

>>33524913
The crazy/hot graph

>>33524899
you definitely do not need to feel guilty in this scenario lmao, bro needs to learn how to take a hint and stop creeping
>>33524916
nta but #000000 is black and #ffffff is white... 5 black dudes around the white chick kek

>>33524880
He's creepy

>>33524892
You got me flustered now

>>33524922
Idk who that is but good luck.

>>33524860
No, don't do that.

>>33524924
>nta but #000000 is black and #ffffff is white... 5 black dudes around the white chick kek
Kek

>>33524927
Well, hurry up!

>>33524924
Dumb hoe

As a male, should i really be my true self? Or should i just hide it as best as possible?
( i know pretty dumb and vague question, but still im interested)

Im 24, think of myself as a pretty chilla nd humble person, pretty fit but i also like anime, manga collecting and videogames... Do women take that shit as red flags? I always thought relationships should be build on honesty and respect

>>33524924
Are you sure? I didn’t want to be mean and shut him down because I knew we were in the same circles but now I don’t know what he’s been telling people about me
>>33524925
I wouldn’t say creepy just socially incompetent a little bit

>>33524913
The annoying one

>>33524929
I won't. I can see how it could be seen as harassment.

Are you actually a femcel though? I thought you said you've pegged guys before?

>>33524929
dw rule breaka I don't anyone here is planning to approach you
>>33524933
>Dumb hoe
kek
>>33524934
>As a male, should i really be my true self
les, life's too sure to be a faker
>>33524935
>now I don’t know what he’s been telling people about me
that's not your problem kek

>>33524880
>and I didn’t want to be alone with him, and then he started cold calling me?
Lmao wtf, girl block his number.

>>33524936
That doesn't narrow it down.

girls, how is your tummy game?

>>33524940
She is annoying, post graphs and does a lot of
> >
> >

*cough cough cough*

>>33524942
Never seen her. Whatever.

>>33524905
I'm a sonicfag (well kinda) and I'm a zoomer

Even getting raped didn’t make me hate men I should kill myself

>>33524899
>I’ll be nice to him if I see him but idk
DO NOT do this. You will just encourage him to think he has a chance. He needs to understand that he hasn't.

>>33524871
*beating you up because you don't show real emotions*

>>33524941
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet

>>33524947
Why would you hate all men for what one man did? You retarded?

>>33524947
I'm sorry you got raped anon ):

I want to be a woman's peg board.

>cant even get a reply back to the first message
why the fuck even match with me then, I try to not do the boring ''hey'' first message and it does fucking nothing

>>33524953
Turn that frown upside down.

>>33524944
>*cough cough cough*

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncurableCoughOfDeath

>>33524941
I would strangle a 100 babies just to go on 1 date with you

>>33524947
I'm really sorry :(

>>33524956
Have you tried being desirable?

>>33524960
Your cum doesn't count.

>>33524960
homo

>>33524947
In an ideal world it wouldn't make you hate *all* men, but it would be quite understandable if it made you wary of them.

>>33524941
she's very pretty but ngl a bit skinny for my taste, I prefer thiccer girls

>>33524962
Im sorry, I learned my lesson, deleting the app later

>>33524948
Am I supposed to cold shoulder him? I don’t want to be a bitch because I’m not really mad at him I just don’t want to make a big deal of it. We had interacted maybe twice before when he started asking me to hang out and I got spooked. I’m willing to be cordial to him because we will have to interact but I don’t know

>>33524964
fellas , is it gay to like women?

>>33524958
>dead
Oh crap

>>33524947
Sorry. Have you thought about taking a break from dating?

>>33524969
Good boy.

>>33524947
You should not do such a thing

>>33524970
imo just be cordial london and only put your foot down or tell a friend if he starts being inappropriate or pushy

>>33524963
you obviously havent seen my load

>>33524977
I am not Lodon

Gender
Is there a specific /fa/shion you're attracted to by the opposite?
Bonus if you don't include goth or button shirt with sleeves rolled up

>>33524971
you said you'd kill 100 babies to go on a date with a guy
time to bend over

I'll do anything for a gf

>>33524979
soz it just seemed london-coded
>>33524980
gyaru fashion is pretty based

>>33524973
I’m not dating

>>33524981
there is no fkn way i got baited... that cannot be a man

>>33524980
I like men that wear tight black shirts and black baggy cargo pants.

>>33524971
Sometimes. You know men helped make those?

>>33524980
Tomboys. Or summer dresses.

Just saw Chic-Fil-A girl's glow up and HOLY SMOKES! Hawwwtie

>>33524985
>gyaru fashion is pretty based
It's definitely niche

>>33524980
you mean fashion as in outfits or pieces of clothing.
I have a serious thing for women in winter attire, coats and shit.
Cargopants are also a turn on, but thank Kim Possible for that one

>>33524989
>tight black shirts and black baggy cargo pants
emos we're so fucking back
>>33524994
fr

>>33524917
>I just kept putting off hoping he would take the hint
Well you will have to face the result of your own naivity at some point.

>>33524989
literally me...

>>33524986
Okay. Are you able to talk to anyone about what you went through? Do you have supportive friends/family?

>>33524995
Preferably style. I couldn't think of a woman's equivalent for mens goth gf. Both clothing works too.

>>33524917
He is not going to take the hint, just be very clear with him

>>33524996
>>33524999
Damn, why are there so many hotties itt?

>>33524985
Why?
>>33524998
I messed up I know

>>33524980
F
I like varied fashion, button shirts included. I love clothes

>>33524941
Fat. I fold like this.

>>33524995
>>33525001
Style as in outfits or consistency***

>>33524947
How would hating help?

>>33525001
Picture this.
Cargo shorts
T shirt
Sandals with long socks

>>33524988
NTA
You are low IQ.

>>33524858
>Have you replaced it with something else?
Yeh, just Red Bull, Monster and some local brands.

>>33525004
bc she would get anxious and feel bad over stuff like this with pushy guys when she hadn't done anything wrong lol
>>33525002
this might be the best approach desu if he keeps trying it on
>>33525003
didn't know wearing all black like an edgelord (I am today kek) was hot...

>>33525007
>says she doesn't like black girls
>saved an image of a half naked black girl

>>33525014
You lost me at long socks.

>>33524990
your right

Thats why i never kiss my mom, i know she sucks my dads cock

I want hug and comfort a girl and tell her everything is going to be alright and kiss her forehead

I mean unless she doesn't want me to hold her of course

>>33524985
>>33524977
the fucking creep just can't help itself

>>33525018
Edgelords are hot.

>>33525008
>>33525003
hmm, French and Italian are my favorite ways of dressing when it comes to women
so far in Italy its the only place where I saw this loose but elegant bottoms combined with a nicely fitted top piece of clothing, thats as far as summer is concerned
for the winter, more french because they like to keep it dark and uniform, I feel like in Italy, they add more color even in winter

I’m back

>>33525026
Where have you been?

>>33525019
Can't find it in white. I googled it just now.
Plus I can delete.

I wish more girls wore cargopants

>>33525016
> calls me a low iq homo
> doesnt provide any reason or source

Who here has truly low iq anon?

>>33524970
>Am I supposed to cold shoulder him?
Look, if a guy asks you out once, that's obviously not an issue. If you're not interested, the way it should go is, you say "That's very kind of you, but no thank you" he says "Of course! No worries!" And that's the end of it. Now, if that's how it goes, there's obviously no reason why the two of you can't be polite to each other or even friendly - that's fine.

But when you have a guy who won't take no for an answer - you've been very clear that you're not interested, but he keeps pestering you - that is harassment, pure and simple. He is in the wrong; you are allowed to be upset about that; you are allowed to complain; and you owe him nothing.

Now, unfortunately, guys like this are essentially delusional. If he's been harassing you and you start acting friendly, he will *definitely* take that as a sign that you are actually interested in him after all, and that his attentions are welcome.

So yes, you absolutely should be giving him the cold shoulder. Partly because you don't want to encourage him, and partly because it's what he *deserves*.

>>33525020
You... didn't mind the rest?

>>33525002
I mean I think he did because we left off on me ignoring his last call and that was months ago
But I’ll probably see him again and have to say hi
>>33525018
Oh what happened to her?

M
why do people look at me when I'm outside? like when I'm going for a walk people always look at me?? why are they doing that? am I that ugly? can they read my mind? what's going on?

>>33525031
Nta but you asked a male anon that posted a pic of a cute girl out on a date like a fucking moron. You are very low IQ.

>>33525028
Why is this snowbunny doing a Nazi salute?

>>33525028
Oh fuck off.

Fuck meeeee

>>33525033
Are you F? I think the rest could be cute or hot.
Are you M? Idk

>>33525029
Is that Iris?

>>33525043
Bend over

>>33524974
I'm also giving up on dating...

>>33525036
u a ugly mf

>>33525043
sure
*unzips cock*

>>33525043
Not until we're married

>>33525049
Weak.

>>33525022
I need this. I feel like crying, constantly. Especially when I think of (him)

>>33525036
To asses your threat level and keep a distance from you politely.

>>33525037
Ah thank you for providing a source, i forgot only men use this site..

NTA

but i would totally rape you anon

>>33525054
I'm tired of bothering women

>>33525050
I knew it!!!!
>>33525056
interdasting, do they do this with everybody or only with certain people?

>>33525036
You notice because you're looking at them

>>33525057
>only men use this site
No? But this was literally a male anon asking a question to femanons you responded to. Are you drunk?

>>33525023
"it" is insane bruh
>>33525026
wasshup
>>33525029
based
a lot of party and festival girls do in the UK kek
>>33525034
>what happened to her?
she died
jk
she would just be in similar scenarios
>>33525036
jiiiiiiii
idk people just idly stare sometimes
or maybe you're hot :o (or really ugly)
>>33525024
since when lmao

>>33525055
aw, I know that feeling, I'm heartbroken as well

>>33525058
You don't have to bother women to date. In fact, not bothering them is a much better way to get them to want to spend time with you.

>>33525063
>since when
Not you.

>>33525064
Can we just silently hug for a while while I cry into your shoulder?

>>33525058
Why are you annoying them

>>33525032
What if he didn’t mean anything by it and I was just being a bitch

>>33525060
Likely with everybody, because that is how you deal with the public.

>>33525062
yes im severly depressed and a developing alcoholic.. IS that what you wanna hear you sick fuck?? that im drowning my grief in bottles of cheap beer while browsing online 4chan forums??
Fuck you anon i hope you will have a horrible fkn eavning tommorow

>>33525061
I'm not! I'm terrified of eye contact but I can tell because I can see them from the side of my eye
>>33525063
>jiiiiiiii
>idk people just idly stare sometimes
>or maybe you're hot :o (or really ugly)
probably because I'm ugly

>>33525065
>not bothering them is a much better way to get them to want to spend time with you
me chilling and posing in public with my cherry cola being an edgelord trying to maximize my aura and getting absolutely no bitches

>>33525067
yes we can

>>33524889
>>33524911
You’re still wearing my skin and the fact that you unironically watch BLACKED is fucked

I don’t think you understand that making me look bad with impersonation while admitting to doing the very same thing is wild

>>33525071
>What if he didn’t mean anything by it and I was just being a bitch
What if he did mean something by it?

>>33524987
Peak

>>33525074
Kek, love you too silly rapist anon.

>>33524987
I should break my ribs.

>>33525087
Wtf is this tranny abomination?

>>33525079
Then i should have rejected him clearly

>>33525071
>I was just being a bitch
Just let that go. He was being needy an annoying or would be. In person just be polite and if he tries again you be clear that you are not interested

>>33525088
Corset, babygirl

>>33525055
Tell us about him.

>>33525088
That is not the first step.

>>33525092
>Then i should have rejected him clearly
Didn't you?

>>33525106
Did you even follow her posts before making your one sided rant >>33525032 here?

>>33525097
I feel dumb for falling for him, but can't get him out of my head. He was so sweet and genuine (I thought). He was kind, caring and loving. I miss his conversation, his snuggles and his humor. He was my best friend, but he was more than that. I feel betrayed. I feel sad and lost. No one really compares and I am not sure why.
His cute smile, his whiskers, his giggle. How can I make myself forget? How can I make myself hate him instead of feeling this longing?

Gender
Do you think >>33524827 got dumped or did the dumping?

>>33525093
Okay thanks
>>33525106
No i didn’t

>>33525119
>his whiskers
Is he a cat...?

>I feel betrayed.
Is it because he hasn't told you before you met him that he is a cat?

>>33525129
meow poster
we need myao's input on this

>>33525124
I think polyamorous people are all insane and cannot be trusted

>>33525124
Can we not? This is just some spiteful shit.

>>33525132
+1
known many people in that shit, but the relationship always ends in disaster

What is for breakfast, atoga?
F
Advocado Toast and poached egg yolks

>>33525138
I don't do breakfast.

>>33525138
F
Green tea

>>33525138
Hummus and pretzels.

>>33525141
Most important meal of the day!

>>33525089
What's wrong with it

>>33525132
The Machine Gun Kelly fan made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.

>>33525146
That's what Kellogg's and others want you to think.

>>33525138
Cold pizza topped with taco sauce

>>33525148
Polly hammer deez nuts

>>33525138
I don't really eat in the morning.
I'm lucky if I can force myself to eat once a day.

>>33525156
ED, underweight girlie?

>>33525162
Sadly

>>33525138
Eggs cooked with butter and lemon juice
Rice
Bacon
Water

>>33525164
How long has it been going?

>>33525165
I forgot, banana

>>33525165
Insane.

>>33525167
Ever since 7th grade.
I've had a fairly negative body image of myself and keep thinking I'm fat.

>>33525169
What's insane about it?

Men who have given up on getting a wife and kids, what's your plan for the future? Buying a motorcycle and hitting the open road?

can anyone help describe how to kiss a woman so she enjoys it?

I dont know anything. Im a khhv thirdie and i am getting married to another likely khhv. dont want to disappoint her

Why are women so terrified of rape in the night?

I thought that most men's designated raping times are mid to late afternoon.

>>33525176
Just rotting. Don't feel like doing anything or going anywhere.

>>33525175
Everything?
Insane amount of shoveling food into your face in the morning.

>>33525176
Most likely going to KMS before the age of 40.

>>33525147
God I would love to jizz on the soles of those feet. Imagine that baddie squeezing big globs of my semen between her toes.... sexy.

Why do people get so upset by any serious and challenging topics where there's bound to be disagreements?

>>33525176
My plan is to drink kava every day, tune in, and drop out.

>>33525186
Because it's the foundation of their whole personality.

>>33525186
I get upset because I'm an autist interested in geopolitics and religion in a very clinical and dissective way, and when I make any academic-style observations about these themes people think I am making an argument or challenging them.

>>33525183
I'm weight training and trying to gain weight. 3000 calories a day is the goal.
That breakfast was about 685

>>33525138
Coconut shrimp and sweet potato tots.
I need more caffiene or the sleep is going to take me out.

>>33525174
How old are you now, if you don't mind saying?
I used to be with somebody who also had an ED as a teen, primarily anorexic tendencies. When things got bad for her, she would automatically shut off and restrict her food intake. I frequently had to remind her to at least take her vitamin pills.
Some say it's a struggle that never completely leaves you, even when you feel you have conquered it.

Is anyone else getting a ton of "hey" "hru" "miss you" texts now that it's later summer? I have been with my man for over a year and I just got my third one this month.
Cuffing season is approaching and the men are lonely as fuck now is prime bf hunting season ladies

>>33525181
Richard Ramirez

>>33525176
Play with sex toys in my bum and, when I get really horny, buy a plane ticket to somewhere I can pay someone to stick their finger in my bum with one hand and jerk me off the other.

>>33525176
Goon to AI

>>33525192
Stop using a made up term as your excuse for your retarded takes.

>>33525196
Can you at least try to put a little effort into your bait?

>>33525196
I've been getting those from Pig Butchering scam accounts that are likely run by slaves in Thailand. So there's that.

>>33525196
No You bitch whore men don’t like me

>>33525176
My plan is instead to make mad wads of cash by starring as the fat, sad cuck in cuckold porn who is forced to watch the woman playing his wife fuck a big, buff bull while he jerks off in the corner.

>>33525196
i don't use social media so nope, for the better and the worse lol. for the past few months i've gotten more guys (just the dweeb type) coming up to me way more often though so maybe you're right

>>33525196
damn girl how many guys have you been with?

How would you feel if a group of /atoga/ anons broke into your home and took turns peeing and pooping on your face while you were sleeping, and then blogged about it here to taunt you with photo evidence of what they did?

>>33525207
you need therapy anon

>>33525206
I'm autistic, so most of my friends are men I've hooked up with. :)

>>33525206
Not even that many I find it lowkey insulting that it's been so long and they only just now hit me up just shows they thought they could get a better option even if I were single I'd still ignore. I just find the coincidence fucking weird

>>33525196
>now is prime bf hunting season ladies
Shooting moids in their cold shoulders has never been so fun.

>>33525210
a-anon....

>>33525209
Masturbation therapy.

Men complain about women wanting “Chad” and then six of them are all chasing the same girl who already dumped them and she has a boyfriend. Dumb faggots

>>33525180
if just touching lips is what you want then go for a peck, rubbing your lips all over someone else's lips just feels a bit strange. if you want more action than just a peck though you gotta use some tongue and/or bite lightly.
you'll feel more confident if you treat it as learning what you enjoy personally at the start, since two awkward-feeling people will never have good kissing.

>>33525204
Marketing minds

>>33525195
23
I have a younger brother that gets on my ass about needing to eat more but I can't seem to get myself to. I know I'm hurting others by pretty much hurting myself and I wish I could think better about my body. I feel like I'm in a lose/lose situation.

Does anyone enjoy taunting the neighbors in the balcony across the alley by going out on to your own balcony and waving your pecker around at them, or peeing in their direction?

>>33525206
two

>>33525219
If I notice my neighbors looking down on me when I'm gardening or staring at me in the middle of the night when I'm letting my dog out I always flip them off

>>33525138
didn't eat breakfast bc i rarely feel hungry in the morning. or i guess i eat very late breakfast, but for me it's more like eating a very late snack/bite 3-4 hours after waking up so i see that as more like a snack than an actual breakfast.

I want a boyfriend who will be a nudist with me

>>33525221
Once I went to the kitchen at night to grab a bag of crisps and I noticed a car parked outside my front window with the headlights on. There was a man in the car with his pants down, masturbating with one hand and staring through my windows with a binocular he had in his other hand.

Why do women date male pedophiles and even help them select their victims? Are those women pedophilic as well or just accomplices out of some misguided sense of loyalty and love?

>>33525218
Sorry to hear that, femanon.
Have you ever seen a specialist for it?
What can help is trying to adhere to a schedule and trying to get some calories in liquid form.
I take it you aren't working out a lot? That could counteract fatigue that often comes with being malnourished.

>>33524980
f I secretly kinda like the skinhead look (a shaved head mostly (not bald though))

>>33525224
I'll fuck you on my balcony while you can overlook the entire street.
And you better get your fucking tits out.

>>33525192
right..

>>33525218
>23
>I have a younger brother that gets on my ass
When he gets on top of your ass, does he only dry hump you or does he go the whole way and fuck you in your butthole with his penis?

>>33525226
I know a woman like that exists (ex of a friend of a friend) and I truly think it's just deep mental illness and simply being a bad person.
for every 100 male pedophiles there must be at least 1 female enabler and/or female pedophile (likely more), they do exist.

Should I try dropshipping? I don't want to get a real job

>>33525226
I genuinely don't think they are pedos themselves. I think thats just a strategy to stay relevant to some guy and make him depend on her, so she can feel special.

girls

Are any of your friends in sexless/low sex relationships?

Why is corn so often used as an ingredient in Chinese restaurants in America when it's not commonly grown in real China?

>>33525228
>(a shaved head mostly (not bald though))
Like a buzz cut? I didn't even know skinheads had a look

>>33525235
Sure if you want to rot in a PIT in hell

>>33525238
Becuse it is dirt cheap in America

>>33525215
Yeah and they want her to beg to live with them in their barren apartment with a mattress on the floor while they play every japanese/mech game they emulate on their barely functional laptop in dead silence.

>>33525235
https://youtu.be/A-BbseHFkNU?si=qerUdl-5fNR4FH54

>>33524980
M
Women doing their nails.
Especially if she did them just for me.

>>33525236
Why would that guy have to be a creepy pee pee against tots, though? When a woman can have literally any other man?

>>33525240
Why would I rot in hell for that?

>>33525237
I have a friend who doesn't want to use any BC and doesn't want more kids so she and her husband just haven't had sex since 5 years.

>>33525242
I knew a guy who did this with platonic friends he invited over. That guy was rude and loud as shit and had no volume control. He also always loudly bragged about probably fictional sexual adventures he had when you were around him.

>>33525226
I think unfortunately, a lot of men are that or okay with that. So some women are fucked in the head and think ALL men are like that and should just be okay with it in order to keep their man. You hear so many abuse victims that stem from being abused by their mom's boyfriends/husbands and she knew but keeping the boyfriend/husband was more important than the safety of her child.

>>33525245
Apparently not.

>>33525237
Yes, I'm friends with an asexual lesbian couple who are both sex-repulsed but like to hold hands and kiss without French kissing. I don't judge their lifestyle, but it's not one I'd choose.

>>33524980
I like women who have a big no hoodie sweatshirt and short shorts bonus if she is bubbly and in a good mood.

>>33525245
Some women are fat single mothers with a black autistic kid and a drug addiction anon. They still want to feel like some guy thinks they are based and not like other girls. It's a strategy and it works. Often they even have kids with these men just to give him a child to abuse.

>>33525239
for some reason there are many of them here, i moved to this town a few years ago. the complete look with a pilot jacket + birdshit pants + shaved head + combat boots can look a bit silly sometimes but i do like shaved heads.

>>33525243
good video

>>33525247
Pure and utter fucking misery.

>>33525254
You want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

>>33525258
Yeah, idk why he puts up with that but ngl they seem pretty content. Maybe he's asexual or gay.

>>33525259
My coochie smells like cake

Why is it that when women are raped by a man it's a traumatizing and emotionally crippling experience, but when men get raped by other men, it turns them homosexually gay?

>>33525265
Because male sexuality is inherently depraved.

>>33525265
Because women just get scared of men, men want to get their masculinity back by dominating another man like that.

>>33525247
Are they happy?
>>33525253
Are they both really hot or are they weird looking

>>33525264
should be a sexxy red song, desu

>>33525265
Only homosexual men say that though, nobody else (aka normal people) thinks like you.

>>33525264
waah?

>>33525264
I told you before, that's because you're a sweet girl

>>33525268
>happy
They seem to be, yes.

>>33525266
Hot

>>33525272
Thank you. Still think I may be diabetic kek

>>33525278
Are you overweight?

>>33525278
you're welcome :)
hope you're not diabetic though!

>>33525243
I honestly do better in advertising products online if it doesn't look so high quality. It builds a sort of trust between me and the buyer that their product they are receiving is not a scam.

>>33525280
Probably underweight, actually. Flat belly, but not washboard

>>33525265
Men cannot reconcile being conquered it literally mindrapes them. Being sexually assaulted or violated as a woman is horrible but we are basically the cucked underclass sex to begin with we all know it's a risk of our existence and take measures to prevent it. Men never expect to be ASS RAPED it's fucking hilarious actually. Surprise nigga

>>33525273
Even without sex in 5 years?

I don't get why would anybody want to physically hurt a woman, they're soft and cute

>>33525264
Looks like I'm having cake for dessert. You can have blueberry pie with sweet tea for dessert if you want. ;)

>>33525293
Apparently, yeah.

>>33525281
would you stick me, if i asked you to?

>>33525294
The contrast is hot.

>>33525297
How old is she?

>>33525295
Mmmm !! Sounds yummy

>>33525302
38

>>33525290
Sounds plappable.
Why the diabeetus thought then?

>>33525298
There is only one drawback to that, and it is that I am squweemish

>>33525292
I wish this happened to more men

>>33525298
I don't know if you would want me to do that, what if I messed it up? I mean I could learn!

>>33525307
You can have too low of blood sugar. Still diabeets

>>33525292
Ngl it's pretty hot.

Day 1 of eternal nofap and I'm struggling

>>33525237
Yes. And I don’t even have relationship

>>33525310
I will teach you. We can play doctor. I am
too blind to do it myself (another diabetius symptom)

>>33525299
no it's not! that's horrible!

>>33525313
Nofap is such a beta thing to do.

>>33525317
No, I like being at a man's mercy.

>>33525316
sure if you taught me I would do it

>>33525313
fapless bastard

>>33525318
I've got ed from constantly cranking it

Men
How would you live with yourself after getting raped by a bigger and stronger man?

>>33525311
I'm sweet enough for the both of us.
You'll just have to suck my blood every now and then.

>>33525313
good luck

>>33525313
the only reason i ever went a month without fapping was because my gf didn't allow me to masturbate without her permission, but it was worth it, cumming after a month gave me the most mindblowing orgasm I've ever had

>>33525325
You might get Ed from never cranking it. Take a break then make it a once a week thing

>>33525312
>>33525326
I love your posts I'd sign your yearbook and ask you to never change

>>33525329
*heart eyes
I might gobble ya up

>>33525313
Weak genetics
Real men don't fap, they plap because they are worthy and don't hurt women.

>>33525333
We are 2 different people

>>33525335
I might catch you on the couch and return the favour.

>>33525338
No you aren't.

>>33525305
She never talks about sex ever? Also did she have sex with a lot of guys before she met her husband?

>>33525330
I'd kill millions of people for gf like that frfr

I want to go shopping

>>33525330
Too tanned

>>33525351
gay

>>33525330
Ngl
That's super gross

>>33525325
There is such a thing called balance. You don't have to overdo it in one or the other direction. Neither is good.

>>33525351
holy fucking gay

>>33525350
To where, for what

Women, would you rather be spitroasted or dp'd?

>>33525354
gay or tattoo racist?

>>33525345
No, she seems to be content like this. She wasn't a prude but I think her bc is like 4.

>>33525346
Sexton is that u

>>33525343
Not sure what this means

>>33525242
Who hurt you?

>>33525336
You said exhib was healthy for fapping

>>33525363
Reverse-gobble when you least expect it.

Being in an abusive relationship is better than being alone.

>>33525360
Does her husband seem happy with no sex?

>>33525368
Depends on the type of abuse

>>33525370
From what I can tell, yeah. It doesn't seem like he harbors any resentment for her or so.

>>33525367
a vomit?

>>33525368
>Dating a well adjusted man isn't even an option

Women, can we have some pronebone sex?

>>33525379
I don't even know you.

>>33525374
I... uh... no.
Nevermind.

>>33525375
nta
I would love to date a well adjusted man, but due to having a traumatic past/upbringing, I am not a viable option for them. I have a feeling even if one dated me, it would bring out abusive tendencies he didn't exhibit or have much of before

>>33525375
And where are these mythical men

>>33525368
Agreed but only if she's pretty

>>33525384
That's a terribly sad way of thinking of things.

>>33525387
She killed men right? BASED

>>33525384
>it would bring out abusive tendencies
Then they weren't well adjusted to begin with

this is all I want in my life just fall asleep while holding hands with the love of my life

>>33525138
I had vodka and cigarettes for breakfast but had a pepperoni pizza slice and iced donut with sprinkles for lunch
Just had beans with chili and rice and veg for dinz

>>33525390
Don't be evil, don't enough men die prematurely each day?

>>33525388
I'm sorry, I'm not sure how else to think. I have tried, but well-adjusted men don't seem to go for me, and I can't blame them. I think for some people like me it's safer and better to be alone to avoid more harm.
>>33525392
You think so? I don't know, I seem to be capable of bringing that out in lots of normies even in like a work setting.

>>33525373
when your friend told you, what exactly did she say? Just that she won’t have sex anymore because she doesn’t want to use bc?

>>33525368
>Being in an abusive relationship is better than being alone
You have no fucking clue.

>>33525386
In the friendzone, or you ghosted them.

Have any femanons pegged a guy before?

>>33525397
It's not nearly enough, and all things considered, women rarely kill men.

>>33525399
We were talking about her skin condition and the meds she has to take for that, which are incompatible with hormonal BC, so I asked her how they do BC and she said they don't, they just don't have any sex. I asked if that's not a problem for them and she said nah and that was that.

>>33525403
Yeah.

>>33525398
Why are you saying sorry to me? You are the victim, not me.

>well-adjusted men don't seem to go for me
Why do you think that?
Which type does go for you?

>>33525404
Please choke me to death in bed femanon!

>>33525408
Seriously?

>>33525404
What would be your weapon of choice to kill a man?

>>33525406
I wonder why they don’t use condoms

>>33525365
He's only generous for the femanons that ask him to show pp. (Unless that's not real and he just goons to monster shit in the mean time, that is bad) He gets a pass when he shoots his shot AND THEN cums.

>>33525406
Not that anon, but do you view them any differently knowing that they don’t ever have sex?

>>33525417
You are repulsive.

>>33525359
Tattoo and piercing hater

>>33525368
No it is not. Stress is still causing our number one cause of death.

>>33525411
Gladly
>>33525415
Honestly, my bare hands would be the most satisfying

>>33525415
Snu snu

>>33525420
You're nothing

>>33525394
>male who wants to be a child
You got molested a lot I see, sorry dude.

>>33525425
I'd go for a shovel during a night walk.

>>33525410
>Why do you think that?
>Which type goes for you?
I've only managed to gain the romantic interest of men who wanted to harm me. Normal men usually date within their social circles (I don't have many friends, and they're mostly online), and I'm an outsider in many ways. Also I have a lot of anxieties for normal things a well-adjusted man could not handle.

>>33525428
You’re an abuser who takes advantage of the vulnerable

>>33525425
Why do you hate men?
Why do you want to kill us?
Some of us are innocent and fun to be around

>>33525415
Bare hands, baby.

>>33525435
This might sound like an asshole thing to ask, but do you think you appear weak and helpless?
Just to be clear, I am absolutely not blaming you. If somebody abuses you, it is their fault, not yours. But I wonder if you might seem like an "easy prey"?

But this is more like a teenager to young adult issue usually, how old are you?

>>33525413
Yeah, why?

>>33525442
>Why do you hate men?
>Why do you want to kill us?
I never wanted to kill, I am not naturally evil
>Some of us are innocent and fun to be around
I haven't met any of those yet.

>>33525442
Foids come here to seethe after getting fucked and dumped. The guys they fucked blocked them, so the next best thing is shitting on lonely guys whom some haven't touched a girl in years. Tldr: foids are just hypocritical scum who deserved the abuse.

>>33525416
She said they are too much of a hassle.
>>33525418
Not really. I mean, I generally prefer to not think about the sex life of people I know irl, lol.

>>33525458
NTA
Yes, you understand the minds of every single woman whose ever lived anon. You're the smartest. :)

>>33525438
They're not vulnerable if they don't have emotions to use. So, I can't be an abuser.

>>33525468
is that what you told the family court judge?

>>33525355
Why is jerking off good?

>>33525468
That’s actually psychopathic. What the fuck.

>>33525457
Now you have!
gn

>>33525332
Well let it be from that then
My mind is poisoned from pornography

>>33525453
>do you think you appear weak and helpless?
I think on some level, I am definitely giving off those vibes that I'm an easy target. Mostly though, I don't really have any support or protection if that makes sense. I'm older than you think, I had a career and worked jobs where it happened on a high level. I don't want to say my exact age, but I am post-college. I will likely end my life by 30.

>>33525471
For prostate health and to keep your vril alive.

>>33525430
no!!! I mean yes I was molested but that wasn't the point of my post! I just want a gf is what I'm saying ugh forget it...

>>33525479
Here's a tip bro: you can crank it without porn

>>33525489
Damn son...

>>33525479
I only masturbate to lewd audios, nothing turns me on than a woman with a nice voice

>>33525470
>>33525472
You guys are so fucking stupid you can't even see the gum on your shoe. Track it everywhere you go.

>>33525478
No, I haven't. I don't know you.

>>33525498
Don't be so low trust...

>>33525501
Aren't you supposed to go to bed?

>>33525403
>Have any femanons pegged a guy before?
Mm-hm. Yeah.

>>33525403
I would only want to do that to a guy I don't particularly care about. So it would be like a one time thing but then, I don't want to do a hookup. It wouldn't even be humiliating for him bc obviously he'd be getting off to it. No thanks

>>33525131
hallloooo

ning ?

>>33523138
myao approved ur my favorite voice anon so far

>>33525496
you are so fucking fat you cant even see your shoes unless you look in a full length mirror

>>33525493
only molested, never actually raped (though I was almost raped a couple of times)

>>33525510
>Myao has a favorite voice
It's so over....

>>33525496
NTA
Why do you still come here just to berate and try to hurt people?

guys I got two blue screens D: I'm scared

How should I tell my family that I'm thinking of jumping off the bridge later tonight?

>>33525516
And it's qt

>>33525510
That guy sounds so lame, myao I'm disappointed in you :c

>>33525520
Don’t be. Look in your event viewer and try to find what program is causing issues right before each BSOD.
For me, it was “Razer Wizard Service”. I deleted it, no more BSOD.

>>33525496
if you lost some weight maybe you wouldn't be so bitter, it's easy just eat less

MY BODY HURTS SO MUCH

>>33525527
That was not QT.

>>33525516
>>33525528
no fair !!

no one else sent any so he's the winner by default :‹ he does have a nice voice tho

>>33525541
Sounds like him.

So sad when a women would be beautiful if not for her hip dips

>>33525547
So shallow and faggy

>>33525544
Thank you.

>>33525546
I promise I’m not.

>>33525482
>I'm older than you think
I didn't have any preconception of how old you are.
I have talked with women over 30 with a similar view on life.

>I had a career and worked jobs where it happened on a high level.
Do you mean with that other people at your job taking advantage of you?

>I will likely end my life by 30.
That's rather dramatic...
I don't believe in setting deadlines like that.

>>33525547
i want you executed

>>33525551
yw !!

>>33525519
I don't really try all that hard.
I'm chilling here. You guys are awful. So I get to throw tomatoes at you for being awful.
Why do you go into public spaces to be awful?

>>33525415
>What would be your weapon of choice to kill a man?
Whatever is handy; which probably means my SIG P365, 124-grain hollow point rounds.

>>33525555
Quads!
It was more than taking advantage, I was bullied even in the office setting which stunned me that even as an adult, there's no escape. It's dramatic but my life suck and I don't want to keep suffering. It would be one thing if I had community/support, but I don't.

>>33525493
Where'd you find this

>>33525494
Mine is raspy today

I’m pretty lonely and do nothin about it but that’s not true i tried and i tried and i tried some more

>>33525531
thanks!

>>33525562
Perhaps your time would be better spent looking after your child?

>>33525563
I have a sling shot?

>>33525565
>Mine is raspy today
are you getting sick?

>>33525570
Understandable, undenyable accurate. But everyone needs a massage or break just to recoup their mental health and be better for their children.

>>33525564
>Quads!
I was being serious and you just joking around like that?? >:(
Nah, it's cool. lol

>I was bullied even in the office setting
That's terrible and shouldn't happen. You'd think once people are adults, they'd be a bit more sensible, but I guess not all are...
I used to work with a guy who has Asperger's, so talking with him and giving him direction was sometimes a bit difficult, but nobody bullied him and if I had heard of that, I would have not been ok with it. He had his quirks, but he was an avid worker and that should be the most important thing.
Are you currently a NEET?

>>33525573
I felt sick yesterday. Feel better today but sound like a grunge singer.

>>33525570
That requires knowing where the child is.

I am plucking my eyebrow

>>33525579
>aspergers
Yeah, I probably have some of those social quirks. I try not to be annoying and mask well, but women especially pick up on it really easily and they are often my worst bullies. Men usually just invade my space, but that's easier to make stop. I have a lot of other factors that blend together into a horrible soup that just makes my reality pretty bleak. I've accepted it and come to terms with it, so it's not really sad for me anymore. I am NEET and will probably stay that way until I die.

My uterus has decided to curse me with horrific constipation this month. Moids, would you be willing to give me an enema?

>>33525138
>breakfast at 21:00

I hate women. Simple as.

>>33525581
sounds kinda hot

>>33525576
She is here 24/7 for well over a decade.

i have an 8 inch cock, can fuck for an hour, my refractory period is practically nonexistent, i'm fit and have a six pack, my jawline is gigchad and my facial symmetry is top tier

but my personality is shit

i'm kind of autistic, small talk is hard for me because i always spiral into weird obscure stuff, and i can't help but be earnestly blunt when it comes to what i think and how i feel about things which is often not politically correct or popular

tips for more normal interaction?

Femanons
How to make a girl approach or talk to you if you are a person of few words?

>>33525591
This but I love women and it is extremely complicated

>>33525588
good first date

>>33525596
You're ugly nigga, not sure how, not sure why, maybe you're 5'3 or something, but you're ugly.
If you weren't you'd get all the whores on Tinder with ease and have no need for personality.

>>33525522
please don't

>>33525596
>tips for more normal interaction
I am not normal, do not interact normally and therefore am of no assistance to you.
But I will be supportive of your nonnormie, as I too am nonnormie?

>>33525596
>i have an 8 inch cock, can fuck for an hour
Neither of those is in any way desirable.

>>33525570
Deflecting because you can't answer honestly means it was super effective. :)
Do it again.

>>33525522
I hear third eye blind playing in my head

>>33525598
you can't

>>33525602
that's the thing. i'm not looking for whores. pretty sure i intimidate a lot of decent looking non whore women. they blush and freeze up when i try and interact with them.

>>33525598
How tall are you?

>>33525609
i don't HAVE to

just saying if you've done a lot of cycling or riding horses and that's what you need i got you...

>>33525544
There was another one posted in that last thread

>>33525425
>>33525452
>Bare hands, baby.
>Honestly, my bare hands would be the most satisfying
Are we talking choking, or beating?

>>33525620
where ?

>>33525621
>choking or beating
All of the above, and then some

Myao are you asian

>>33525587
That sounds very final and absolute.
When did you come to this conclusion, how long ago?
I guess if you say you have no friends and family to rely on, it's easy to blame yourself as the one at fault, because how could it be everybody else?
A kid that has been told every single time it's their fault, will assume everything is their fault.

Men, do you chase novelty because you lack depth? Are you even ready to be fully known? Why are you like this?

>>33525632
less shitting up the thread and eating and more exercise fatty

>>33525632
I am the emotionally most open motherfucker you will ever meet.

>>33525630
nope !!

im an 11'4 ethiopian man :p

>>33525611
You are super effective at revealing your malignant narcissism :)

>>33525638
Since when do Ethiopian men have such nice fucking tits?

>>33525642
New patch got released last month.

can a femanon tell me that me that she loves me even if she doesn't mean it? I need to feel loved at least for a few seconds :(

>>33525625
Nvm it was the same anon
>>33523181

>>33525632
It is because I am sick in the head

>>33525631
>When did you come to this conclusion, how long ago?
It's hard to say, I recognized a lot of these repeat issues from a very young age. I didn't really start feeling depressed or that my future was fucked until maybe 10 or 11ish? I was still living with my family (I was never supposed to be born anyway) then but their problems and the problems I would likely inherit became clearer to me or how those vicious cycles would play out. I tried my best to do everything right, go to school, get a good job, find a nice guy. Even though I tried my best and did everything right, am innately defective and not good enough. And realistically, there's not much I can do to change factors outside of my control even keeping at doing the "right" things. Everything came crashing down anyway so there's only one logical solution.

>>33525640
Why do you go into public spaces to be awful if you're not the narcissist projecting?
What are you looking for?

>>33525596
>but my personality is shit
>i'm kind of autistic, small talk is hard for me because i always spiral into weird obscure stuff, and i can't help but be earnestly blunt when it comes to what i think and how i feel about things which is often not politically correct or popular
where's the downside

>>33525649
I love you and you are worthy

>>33525657
he is saying that he is a nazi

>>33525658
thanks, I feel a bit better now

>>33525657
NTA
Most people don't want to hang out with someone who wants to spend all day sperging about controversial political topics.

>>33525662
and?

>>33525664
Good, i'm glad. Now channel that into yourself, and tell yourself that. Put it on a sticky note on your bathroom mirror

>>33525667
thats it

>>33525662
nazi would be incorrect

i love and pray for everyone, but i will state the truth even if the truth is something that many would interpret as racist

>>33525642
ty lols

>>33525649
i larb uuuu

>>33525651
he has such a rhythmic (?) voice !!

does anyone here have monotone voices i love those more :c

>>33525666
that's like not even 20% of what i sperg out about

>>33525666
>>33525672
oh
okay yeah then that's pretty boring

>>33525675
would you date a darkie, seriously?

>>33525618
I have *no* interest in going with a guy with an 8" dick. That is simply painful.

>>33525655
>maybe 10 or 11ish?
That's very early.
Even for people with severe depression, it doesn't usually hit until they are at least teens and in puberty, when they hormones amplify potential issues. Be it chemical imbalances in their brain or social issues.

>Everything came crashing down anyway
Was there a specific event that triggered this "finality"?

>>33525671
hmm ok but not in the mirror I don't like looking at myself
>>33525677
>i larb uuuu
thanks!

>>33525677
>does anyone here have monotone voices i love those more
I do. I've had multiple people say my voice is depressing and monotone. I thought people didn't like that

>>33525632
>Men, do you chase novelty because you lack depth?
No.
>Are you even ready to be fully known?
Yes.
>Why are you like this?
Dunno. Just unlucky I guess.

women
what if we formed a testudo together?

>>33525683
i have dated a few women of color but i wouldn't again. after evaluating a lot of the science, both hard and social, i prefer to date within my culture and ethnicity.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4178329/

>>33525690
Myao likes to be quirky.

>>33525176
death

>>33525687
>social issues
It was a variety of factors, mainly my home life, school at the time, not fitting in, and getting bullied. I didn't have anyone safe or guiding I could turn to.
>"specific event"
It was multiple bad things happening in fairly quick succession. I'd rather not go into detail because it's hard to talk about but yeah. Even being NEET now for a little while and starting over in a way, I still run into some of those same issues so I'd rather just not keep doing this again.

>>33525649
>can a femanon tell me that me that she loves me even if she doesn't mean it?

>>33525696
>posts an article
Yeah, you're insufferable.

>>33525176
Im enjoying the 2 years I have left and then wrapping up the show when I hit 30.
I have to come up with a way so my siblings can get the insurance payout though

>>33525684
it can be, and when i was inexperienced (and sometimes drunk) i definitely hurt some women, but i have the technique and control to prevent painful experiences now, and after a while you star getting used to it

>>33525706
>after a while you star getting used to it
No.

>>33525705
Oh hey it's cowboy anon

>>33525684
Weak.

>>33525709
the what now?

Why do autists have massive dicks?

>>33525715
Depends on the autism. Big brain autism often comes with big dick.

>>33525714
Aren't you the guy that posted about being a millionaire and if you don't get a wife and kids by 1.5 years you're going to kill yourself?

>>33525718
no, different guy. I'll have exactly 2 years in a week

>>33525677
I feel like you’d be nice about any voice an anon posts

>>33525722
You guys should find each other and do mpreg
jk
but you should try to befriend guys like you instead of just resorting to suicide

ITT are
>rich and mature but lonely guys
>broke (or at least less rich) and immature but also single girls
Why doesn't atoga just start pairing up?

>>33525728
Lol
Lmao even

>>33525727
I have plenty of friends

>>33525728
Forgetting the mental illness

>>33525176
M, no plan, just work on jobs, volunteering and hobbies really, try to still make the best of life, be open to experiences
If I ever get my own place would be cool to get some cats of my own, have a garden etc. but I don't see that happening either desu

>>33525700
You are one who fell through the system.
Usually, people have several "safety nets", from big to small, but if all fails, they end up as drug addicts, on the streets or dead by their own choice.

It's hard to put yourself in somebody else's shoes, especially when they see no way out.
I used to know somebody who came from a dysfunctional family, had several mental issues, was abused by their partner and ended up on the streets for several months. They didn't actually "start to live" a somewhat normal life until their late 20s, even after several suicide attempts. This is not to diminish what happened to you, but to tell you you are not alone.
The truth is, I'm in no position to tell you what to do and I can't fully judge your issues from this little conversation. But I hope you can find it in you to be a fighter again.

>>33525728
not good enough

>>33525728
>mature
definitely not. Do not suggest this

>>33525739
I don't have any fight left in me, but thanks.

>>33525199
Based Nagatoro enjoyer but AI is a bit cringe
>>33525235
Just get a job.ya lazy bastard
>>33525264
Christmas cake?
>>33525313
Nothing wrong with fapping, just don't look at porn

>>33525728
These boys are not rich no offense

>>33525368
It's really not lmfao
>>33525527
That wasn't meee I was making dinner and watching a movie with housemates

>>33525728
>>rich and mature
more moid lies

>>33525689
<3

>>33525690
i love them sm, they're very even all throughout so i don't get spooked when the volume/pitch suddenly changes (im sensitive to noise)

this is y one of my favorite voices is futurecanoes lmyao

>>33525724
i would be nice ofc but I'd definitely have my favorites (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)

>>33525527
Oh yeah and I haven't done any vocas
I could do one tomorrow tho when home alone
>>33525568
What you tryin
>>33525584
Based, godspeed
I also did this the other day kek, got rid of the monobrow kek

We have duolicious.
Ask them how things are going.
Can the creator please come overe to this thread and explain what's wrong with 4chan people with charts?
I get lots of weird messages because their uniqueness filter is so strict. It's almost at code cyphering levels now with sub speak.

>>33525632
>do you chase novelty because you lack depth?
Says the single mother who is poly and chases incels on an anime imageboard instead of a father for their kid

>>33525758
What are you talkng about

Duolicious is full of ugly men who choose to be horrible
I've found ugly men tend to have higher physical standards too when they have no right

>>33525755
>this is y one of my favorite voices is futurecanoes lmyao
The cooking guy on YouTube?

>>33525746
If that were the case, then why did you refrain from telling your exact age?
Or still talk to me about it?
I think there is a spark left.

>>33525728
I'm actually a broke and immature lonely guy
>>33525755
Myao do you have any voca requests

>>33525728
I don't have enough in common with the men here or anywhere. I'll enjoy my money by myself and let the state absorb whatever is left when I die.

>>33525768
True, true…

>>33525761
Not even an effort.
I don't chase anyone currently.

>>33525766
>ugly men tend to have higher physical standards too when they have no right
Ngl it goes the same way with a lot of girls too kek

ugly girl alert

>>33525749
That's right I'm RICH
Retarded
Immature
Cluster B
Hungover

>>33525769
I don't know how those things correlate

>>33525728
I have added four femanons off of here.
But it's not easy to really develop a romantic relationship from that, if that's what you mean.
Sole just do it on a whim, but then they back off immediately.

>>33525766
>Duolicious
Why would you do that to yourself.

>>33525785
Bro is building a harem
Did you make any nice friends

>>33525779
Maybe, but women are pressured to put more effort into their looks. I mean ugly in terms of, you can tell they aren't taking care of their hygiene and unkempt asking for 10/10 aryan princess who must be okay with getting impregnated immediately

>>33525787
>Bro is building a harem
I am not that disgusting qt.

>>33525728
I did meet my gf on here, but not a single one of those adjectives describes either of us. Or, in all likelihood, anyone else here.

Should I reach out to my boyfriend's ex who left him 2 years ago to see if she's still interested in him?
Even a few weeks before we met (last May) he was trying to get her back and I believe he still has a soft spot for her. It haunts my mind and I even have dreams about her as a result. I thinking of her all day long most days.
The idea is that it may put my mind to rest to know she is definitely over him.

>>33525783
Sorry, that was too hasty from me.
I was reaching for a hope that is maybe not there.

>>33525790
It was a joke breh
>>33525788
>you can tell they aren't taking care of their hygiene and unkempt asking for 10/10 aryan princess
Lol, classic "2/10 would not bang" ahh mentality while waiting for mom's tendies

>>33525728
I’m a mature woman with decent wealth, who am I pairing up with?

>>33525794
Did you want me to fuck you?

>>33525797
Slightly immature unemployed man?

>>33525777
sure that's why you're on duolicious complaining the filter is too strict

>>33525792
Arab bf femanon?
>>33525792
>Should I reach out to my boyfriend's ex who left him 2 years ago to see if she's still interested in him?
With all due respect hun, this would be batshit crazy

>>33525797
Me pls

>>33525792
No. You should stop thinking about a woman that is actively not trying to be in his life at all right now.

>>33525792
Samefag. Correction it was 3 years ago, 2 years before we met.

>>33525792
>Should I reach out to my boyfriend's ex who left him 2 years ago to see if she's still interested in him?
If she is, why would she tell you?

>>33524850 (OP)
M or F
When do you feel comfortable having sex with someone?

>>33525797
unemployed mature woman

>>33525809
M
I'll let you know if it ever happens
>>33525811
I would read this ecchi

>>33525800
Eh.. noo
>>33525803
Are you mature and decently wealthy too? Or how does the pairing work

>>33525809
M
After spending a few hours with them

>>33525798
I think you are in a position where a relationship would help not necessarily help you.
I have this issue of wanting to listen to and cheer people up who are doing incredibly bad and it might almost be compulsive at times, where I overstep my boundaries. And I noticed that just happened here, which is why I tried to excuse myself.

>>33525809
M
My hands are better and won't give me STDs so never.

>>33525809
F
Been in a relationship for a while, I’m a virgin heh

>>33525815
If the wealthy guys have to pair with the poor femanons it's only fair that the wealthy femanons pair with the poor guys.

>>33525811
Hm.. I can’t have someone with a job at least?

>>33525808
I just want to see how this conversation plays out lmao
>"hey, you dated my boyfriend 2 years ago right? Are you still in love with him?"
>"ummm... yeah ngl I still have feelings for him uwu"
>"OK cool well STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN"
>"Ok?? Have a nice day bitch"

>>33525819
I was asking you honestly. I don't think you actually answered.

>>33525815
I am not wealthy but I think I am mature

>>33525824
how mature are you? got enough time for 4-5 kids left?

>>33525823
Oh I see

>>33525824
What if their job is being your slave
>>33525823
Broke anons we're winning.....

>>33525824
I'm working on it, anything for you queen

>>33525829
Maybe I misspoke. I’m not rich, I have an above average income.

Men
When did you go from boy to man

>>33525830
I can’t have kids

>>33525840
After I tried to kill myself.

>>33525840
I didn't

>>33525828
I answered it I think. I am not interested in sex with somebody outside of a relationship.
No, I do not want to fuck you, because you are not my partner.

>>33525835
Yeah! Hope you find a job

>>33525809
F
About 8 months

>>33525802
....yeah.
I know it would be crazy, I just want the thoughts to end.
My original plan was long and drawn out, involving infiltrating her online friend group and getting close to her. But that was extra crazy and I'm too employed to do all that these days.
>>33525804
She does have him blocked as far as I know. This reassures me sometimes but I worry she may reminisce on their young love and check up on him.
I do not really wish her harm so I don't want to scare her. Maybe this is scary.
>>33525808
I would reach out under the guise of asking if he had any problematic/toxic behaviors...girl code or something. Then I'd try to squeeze an answer out on the side.
>>33525825
Yeah it does seem kind of ridiculous like this.

>>33525845
Okay good

>>33525809
>When do you feel comfortable having sex with someone?
M. Now, basically never. When I was younger and less disabled, if I was going to be attracted to someone, I would generally be feeling it within about half an hour of meeting them.

>>33525841
would you be open to adoption

>>33525850
I am not joking and I am saying this for your own good, kill yourself

Men
Why does it seem like you want kids more than women?

>>33525820
Your hands can definitely give you STDs under certain circumstances.

>>33525852
Why are you more disabled now