Thread 33297167

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>>33294277

>>33297167 (OP)
Women,
Thoughts about being tied up and railed?

I shaved too close to my asshole because the hair down there was itchy and now it hurts when I walk? Did I give myself a prolapse I can't see, or hemorrhoids? There was blood on my toilet paper. Worried.

>>33297178
put some petroleum jelly on your sphincter

Shabbot shalom, /atoga/.

Do you believe that pornsickness and porn addiction are real things, or just a way to shame people for finding sexual outlets and release?

Like, unless someone is into PDF-file content, I don't see the problem?

>>33297184
It was Shabbat on Friday/Saturday, not today. Did you lose track of time?

>>33297184
Nigga, shabbos is on Friday

>>33297178
Idiot, you sliced it

>>33297187
you mean pedophile

Do you think he will be raped?

>>33297196
You know what I mean, you half-rumpled chicken jockey.

>>33297197
Who, me, when I go to hell? Probably

>>33297187
We don’t have to believe when it’s real

>>33297199
A pineapple shoved up your butthole by Satan every day, like Hitler in the movie Little Nicky.

>>33297187
Some people absolutely should be ashamed of their "sexual outlets"
Becoming a retarded out-of-touch coomer is a terrible thing by any metric

>>33297202
I bet you think Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and God are "real" too, you gullible dunce.

>>33297178
Lol imagine shaving your body hair couldn't be me.

women, state age

why are you having babies anymore?
is dying childless a concern of yours?

>>33297198
say what you mean and mean what you say
otherwise how could anybody respect you enough to give sincere replies

>>33297187
Wanna know what the CIA figured out with project MK-ULTRA?

Like, not the retarded propaganda release stuff... the real discovery...

A typical human can't really tell the difference between reality and TV. Give em LSD and that differentiating faculty gets even less effective.

Your hippocampus thinks it has a harem of beautiful women at your beck and call but your seratonergic system is screaming at you that you're a fucking loser.

It's the psychosexual equivalent of redlining the engine of a parked car.

This can cause all kinds of unconscious reactions.

>>33297211
Having babies in today's world turns them autistic.

>>33297211
its not my choice

>>33297205
NTA
And who is to constitute what is a good or bad sexual outlet. Sure pedophilia is obviously bad, but how far should we take it? Should foot fetishists be rounded up?

>>33296279 #
Soz for crashing out a bit earlier btw but bbq was good in the end, gave everyone take home boxes of food lol and we had a laugh
Glad all of these ppl are gone though
Gonna change into shorts cuz it's still hot af

>>33297187
>>33297211
>>33297214
This kind of post is a great example of what porn addiction does to people.

Makes them hyper-aggressive towards the opposite sex. The guy who posted this is almost certainly that k-mart drip ass psycho from the previous thread.

>>33297209
No, you moron, what did I just say.

>>33297217
Wanna change that

>>33297219
I do not even remember writing that.

>>33297214
I thought the fact our brains can‘t differentiate between reality and fiction is well know.

>>33297220
K-Mart doesn't exist any more.

>>33297218
any forms of pornography at all
insta/tiktok sluts
hentai
anything on /s/ /gif/ or pornhub etc.

>>33297211
this makes me want to engage in polygamy and impregnate all my wives at once

>>33297223
Writing what? That I'm a princess? What did you mean by that >:[

>>33297219
Stop spamming, Daniela.

>>33297187
Yes, and the same could be said for any sort of media consumption. Yes that includes 4chan.

>>33297231
Exactly what I meant, I assume. Issa vibe my nig

>>33297224
If my brain couldn't distinguish between reality and fiction, I'd be trying to apply to Starfleet Academy or wondering where I left my lightsaber.

>>33297222
the fact that you asked that question makes you unfit

>>33297228
Okay, but then how do you define pornography? That might sound like a retarded question, but there have been controversies regarding controversial fictional works over this.

>>33297236
Not mentally you sperg, emotionally and subconsciously.

>>33297211
F 21
I’m not having a baby so it can be a worker bee for some pedo billionaire while the planet is on fire. They deserve better, fix it or die.

>>33297238
if it is designed to elicit a sexual response it is pornography

>>33297238
Does it portray sexual content in a way where that's the whole point? (Versus a sex scene in a romantic comedy movie, say, or a painting about a historical or mythological incident involving sex)

>>33297167 (OP)
Women, why don't you focus all your frustrations and resentment into one objectively evil being and dedicate the rest of your miserable existence to hurt it, just like men do?

>>33297241
M, same but slightly different reasons

>>33297242
Sure but the scene in The Terminator where Kyle Reese bangs Sarah Connor isn't pornography because it's framed by the rest of the movie.

>>33297242
So would an attractive woman in a movie count as pornography to you?

>>33297245
>all your frustrations and resentment
My what now? Are you mayhaps projecting?

>>33297167 (OP)
Why do women think marriage means dependency, humiliation and slavery, but being dependent on a soul crushing 9 to 5 job is somehow independence, sucking strangers cocks and being humiliated is empowering to them and wasting their time and being a slave to whatever degeneracy is promoted through media is somehow freedom?

Basically what I am trying to understand is, why are most women so retarded?

>>33297235
>Issa vibe
This isn't very helpful lol but thanks I guess??
>>33297232
It was my first post in the thread, also that's not my name

>>33297241
this is what the billionaire class wants,
the billionaire class doesn't need worker bees anymore, this isn't the 20th century,
you have the mentality of someone trapped in the system and too cowardly to leave it

>>33297245
Ignoring them by being indifferent does the same thing

>>33297241
>>33297211
She's Having a Baby was a good movie. I especially loved the slow-mo makeout scene in the club bathroom. Good God, I need to rewatch that. Some of Kevin Bacon's best work from his early career.

>>33297245
there is nothing i can do about the world economic forum
i cant make a scratch on the powers that be
it is fruitless

>>33297236
NTA but that's not what it is. When you masturbate to pornography, your lizard brain registers that as if you had sex. When you play video games, it thinks that you've accomplished something. When we view millions of images of people, our brain thinks we are in fact surrounded by that many people. Of course you are also aware that these things are not real, but ultimately these things kill motivation

>>33297252
>helpful
Help with what bro

>>33297245
Ahab won desu

>>33297237
Lol what's wrong with it

>>33297252
What do they call you when you put on your wig, make-up and girly clothes? Little bitch?

>>33297248
It always makes me uncomfortable when people bring up Sarah Connor because I associate that name with the german singer, not the fictional character. Idk if she chose the name after the character.

>>33297253
They absolutely do. Are you ten?

I wonder what dog breed describes my personality.

>>33297253
They definitely want goyslop consoomers and minimum wage workers though

>>33297258
I mean this is just framing something disingenuously. This phenomenon would’ve been observable for decades prior to this one if it was objectively true

>>33297264
we are literally entering the age of automation, lol
>>33297267
those are being phased out

>>33297251
It depends on the job. Some people love working for the five person fire or police department of their tiny village in the middle of nowhere because that gives them meaning. Other people love selling fruit at a coconut stand where they get paid to socialize with their neighbors in that same village while selling the coconuts that grow on their property. It's about what works for you.

>>33297265
chihuahua

>>33297249
if her whole purpose in the movie is "to be attractive" and nothing else then yes.
like megan fox in tranformers

>>33297224
Parts of our brain.

Which parts is classified.

Unless you're smart.

>>33297265
Pug

Why have I never talked to and Italian or French person on /atoga/?

>>33297265
You remind me of a small Mexican chihuahua

>>33297265
I'm a bit autistic about dog breeds, tell me your personality.

>>33297259
Helping in me understanding what you meant
>>33297262
They call me nunya
Nunya business
Little bitch works too tho
>>33297273
WHAT CAN MAKE YOU MOVE

>>33297261
the fact that you dont realize why makes you stupid

>>33297281
Why is it important that you unpack what I meant by princess?

ok so how does a boy tell if he'd be a golden retriever gf?

>>33297278
There are definitely Italians on here

My porn is supermodel runway shows or lesbian threesomes.

I genuinely consider anything else pretty gay.

>>33297275
Alright, so your definition of pornography is insanely broad. Good luck on convincing everyone else to ban everything that falls under your definition of pornography.

>>33297278
We have a few resident Frenchies

>>33297285
if you have to ask, then he isn't

>>33297288
>Lesbian 3somes
>Not gay
Oh honey....

>>33297282
Yes I'm aware of my pitiful iq. Please explain.

>>33297288
Reading this made me sad

>>33297278
latins/romance-speakers get laid too much to end up here

>>33297269
All of that is wrong. Billionaires are dependent on population growth.

>>33297187
The fact that most people who obsess over "porn addiction" tend to be fans of violent video games/movies, or even just straight up like to watch real life gore footage makes me think it's the latter. Until people can get me actual legit proof that sexually degenerate media somehow fucks with the brain while violently degenerate media doesn't, I think they're moralistic hypocrites.

>>33297294
ok well what are some signs then from a boy that doesn't ask? do you even know?

>>33297302
>most people who obsess over "porn addiction" tend to be fans of violent video games/movies, [etc]
source? people like that are usually teetotaler luddites in my experience

>>33297301
your notions of what the ruling class believe and desire are utterly outdated

>>33297251
Because the former is what men want, and the latter is what men don't want. Simple logic.
Same with scribbling on themselves with permanent ink.

>>33297269
I was only humoring you by entertaining the idea of a "billionaire class" anyway

>>33297276
Never looked into it but I‘d assume the amygdala since it‘s ancient and thus probably more prone to not filter and go straight to instinctual response. Maybe MNS too. Or what are you hinting at?

>>33297305
The average zoomer for one.

>>33297304
there are no signs, because he isn't one

>>33297218
>Should foot fetishists be rounded up?
Emphatically yes.

>>33297302
I also associate phrases like porn addiction with Tradwife culture, Jordan Peterson acolytes, New Apostolic Reformation Evangelicals, etc. - basically sects who are obsessed with a very rote and stifling idea of normalcy that doesn't account for freedom and individual choice, at least not without seeing it as morally fallen in some way.

>>33297285
>boy
>golden retriever gf
I like the way you think

>>33297278
>Italian
>French
Two of the most prolific hot femanons here are these but I'm not saying who
>>33297283
I'm merely curious, wouldn't you be too?
>>33297288
These are very specific
So regular model runways and lesbian twosomes don't turn you on? Now THAT'S kinda gay

>>33297311
that hasnt ben my experience with zoomers

Your gender + What's your favorite "second-screen content"?

>>33297312
>>33297294
>>33297282
>>33297237
Most boring poster award

>>33297307
You explain how billionaires don’t need workers or consumers lol

>>33297268
It has been, should be quite easy for you to look it up and read more about it if you want to

>>33297307
Go on X and look at the big names you don't usually describe to, most blue-check conservatives hand-wring over (implicitly American, implicitly caucasian) population growth. There is absolutely an elite discourse that pushes for more babbies from the ethnically and often culturally homogeneous American heartland.

>>33297288
If you're going to use that same picture over and over, you might as well become a tripfag already.

>>33297320
your questions are pointless

>>33297321
to be honest it's a flimsy justification on your part as to why you don't want to have children
there are other reasons for that

>>33297211
>birth rate crisis
Boo hoo. The system isn't producing enough people to maintain constant consistent growth and perpetuate itself!
The solution is to adapt, change the system to adapt, and not to continually expect numbers-get-bigger to always be better. It's not to clutch our pearls because we'll have a smaller overpopulation of consumers.

>>33297301
They're not really dependent on anything. At some point you just have enough to be the king of whatever garbage fire the world becomes, and 99% of people don't care about what happens to the world as long as they can be on top of it.

>>33297319
M
What?

>>33297316
I like the idea of having a long-term sexual partner who can switch between male and female on any given specific night based on their partner's desires, like that one nonbinary alien dude from Clive Barker's Imajica.

>>33297283
I dunno whether to go see my hot ex girlfriend or stay home and play Crash Bandicoot 4
Fuck my gay life

>>33297320
>>33297326
I agree with both of you.

>>33297319
F
I stopped using the second screen. There is no more content to watch, we have seen it all now.

I used to pray to Allah for times like this

>>33297310
Uhh, yeah, sure.

>>33297317
Hot French anons you say...

I'd better investigate.

>>33297319
M
i dont have adhd

>>33297319
M
Dubbed comedy anime

>>33297327
Cool. Now this >>33297321

>>33297319
I have one screen

>>33297323
>blue check conservatives
You mean the political jobbers who are completely out of touch? That's who you think I should go to?

Should I take on a job as a Crime Analyst with my state government's public safety agency? The one part I have hang-ups about is that the specific unit is the one that examines evidence of people doing nasty shit to kids and I'm not sure I'm psychologically ready for that.

>>33297346
How much do they pay
Also pussy

>>33297321
What you are required to do is explain why billionaires can only ever depend on an ever expanding slave class
You are also required to explain why none of the ruling classes actions have actually demonstrated that they want or require an ever growing population

>>33297211
Ensure men aren't violent towards women ever and then we can talk. If it takes surveillance state and robots set to kill, then so be it.

>>33297317
i need an italian gf NOW!

>>33297329
Billionaires don’t need anything and everyone can be “on top of it”?
This is good stuff haha

>>33297240
A guy getting approached and flirted out of the blue is unusual to say the least so, even if it's understandable that it hurts you, I don't really think you should concern yourself with that, or think that it says something about you.

And as for being clueless that those girls were flirting with your friend, what did they say or do, and what were you thinking at the time?

>>33297334
>There is no more content to watch, we have seen it all now
I have been a NEET for 7 years, and have done nothing but smoke weed and consume content within that time, and I can tell you right now this isn't true. I still find new series and anime I like that I didn't even know existed before.

>>33297354
you are so out of touch yourself it's hilarious
what's next, you think the handmaids tale is in your future?

>>33297352
There should be predator drones set to strike men who make untoward comments to women. It would probably save a lot of costs in terms of Title IX offices and so on.

>>33297324
I'm not dumb and lame and gay so, no.

I'm literally so high IQ and so cool that no one could possibly emulate me.

So don't even try.

>>33297167 (OP)
>If you want to remind us how much you hate people, then maybe try >>>/pol/ instead.

what the fuck does that have to do with /pol/?

>>33297352
If those robot looks like a woman and either steps on me before killing me or presses me against her until I suffocate, I'll support you.

Why do women with amazing figures wear baggy clothes?

>>33297346
Better have a good healthcare package for the therapists you'll need.

>>33297352
a guy got butchered by his wife recently in my country on the news, are we going to add that to the conditions?

>>33297363
/pol/ is all about people blaming their problems on women, AAs, Semitics, Muslims, and so on

The more I interact with women, the more I am leaning towards asexuality. How can a man hear all the nonsense women talk about and still keep his sanity?

>>33297331
oh boy, i hope there are more people like you in the world

>>33297319
M
Family guy funny moments, subway surfers, and Mr. Beast
>>33297350
I want to be a slave to a female billionaire who keeps me on a leash but also she lets me lick her and have sex sometimes
>>33297353
Fr
I did a trial shift at an Italian restaurant recently and the manager is an Italian mommy, I almost fainted out of love
>>33297358
Stop smoking weed, do a good drug instead like cocaine and get a job
>>33297365
God this is hot

>>33297365
whta kind of stupid question is that
it is self evident and doesnt need to even be asked

>>33297361
Spoken like someone cool and with high iq indeed, lmao. Luckily, I don't think I could emulate you even if I tried.

>>33297355
>what did they say or do, and what were you thinking at the time?
playful sarcasm with them, which I cluelessly interpreted as just sarcasm.

>>33297365
Because they a trannies and don't want you to see their anaconda

>>33297374
It was reverse psychology. There's always a bunch of turbo-autistics who do that sort of stuff.

It's a last resort when they've been intellectually beaten to death with their own leg.

Why do you come into my room at night when I am half-asleep and manipulate and torture my penis?

>>33297372
>I did a trial shift at an Italian restaurant recently and the manager is an Italian mommy, I almost fainted out of love
italian milfs man, good god

>>33297319
m
i'm not so tuned out usually, at most i have music going. when i'm working, i throw on jerma streams to help pass the time, otherwise both my screens have code

>>33297350
No it’s on you. When you say something that is a stark contrast to established facts you have to actually present your ideas. More than “billionaires” don’t need nothing. It’s not on us that you lack of education and settled with stubborn stupidity. We are not your mommy, time to grow up. Or don’t, we don’t mind laughing at you

>>33297273
>>33297279
I bark at everything.

>>33297277
>Pugs tend to be intuitive and sensitive to the moods of their owners and are usually eager to please them.[4] Pugs are playful and thrive on human companionship. Pugs are often called "shadows" because they follow their owners around and like to stay close to the action, craving attention and affection from their owners.[12]

>>33297280
I don't know. Quiet, reserved, aloof, easily bored, prone to dark moods. I guess. Don't know how others see me.

>>33297365
americans have poor dress sense and there's a deep rooted prudery in their culture

>>33297380
Sorry I gotna bit horny in my post idk but she was so effortlessly tall and sexy and doting it was unreal

>>33297384
>deep rooted prudery in their culture
>tfw Americans wear American flag bikinis during beach trips on the 4th of July

>>33297359
You have to explain why, like the other dummy. See >>33297382

>>33297367
Yes. Robots with adaptable deescalation training and self+other preservation protocol. It's how we train emergency responders.

>>33297375
Playful sarcasm or bantering is a common way to build some rapport and tension. Did your friend and the girls knew each other from before?

>>33297382
>u. When you say something that is a stark contrast to established facts y
Lmao, this is as dumb as appealing to "common sense"
You've not demonstrated in any way that this is established fact, it's merely an assumption you've made for on reason or another.
The actual facts are that the human population is in global decline.

I hope you are baiting because I want to believe you aren't actually a stupid person.

I am in my 30s, how can I look and feel younger again? I want to be forever 21.

>>33297384
This is exactly what my friend said after she came back from working at an American summer camp

>>33297319
M. Documentation and references for whatever project I'm working on.

>>33297392
That was literally the opposite of common sense, how are you not getting this

>>33297391
Nah she was just a stranger to them

>>33297384
i love the implication that the whole world ISN'T just full of sluts and himbos. america is the reasonable one :|

>>33297361
>I'm not dumb and lame and gay so, no.
Thought you were friends with Mkg

>>33297390
I'd rather not live in a technocratic robot hell world, to be honest

>>33297392
Do you really care?

If you care, go and have some kids.

This isn't directed at you per say... perhaps sey? Par lay?

But look, man, politics is just philosophy for dipshits. Politics is what losers use to feel powerful.

Your country is falling apart like every other nation. Do something productive for yourself.

>>33297346
>Should I take on a job as a Crime Analyst with my state government's public safety agency?
Yes! Why not?
>examines evidence of people doing nasty shit to kids and I'm not sure I'm psychologically ready for that
Oh, no. You shouldn't.

>>33297392
Almost there, now connect the dots. It’s okay you can use google too

>>33297402
Then join the amish. People are starting more amish communities nowadays too.

ah my brain plasticizing pills arrived! it's time to get a little silly...

>>33297397
Ok, now you are just pulling my leg. There's no way you can't tell the difference between
"as dumb as appealing to common sense" and "is appealing to common sense"

why it is so common for women to be attracted to minors?

>>33297401
I literally know none of the tripfags and have never been in their gay illuminati discord for homo homies.

>>33297394
Upload you brain to Starlink, become one with AI and re-live your memories from the past.

>>33297411
Bruh she's pretty mid lol

why do we have new avatarfags?

Why don't any of the FAQgots ever remind us that Avatarfagging is against the rules when they're quick to remind us of every other rule?

>>33297411
Because the woman actually never grow up and seek for people on their mental level.

>>33297406
you are not doing a good job at presenting your case
you expect me to just agree with you based on "vibes" and "it makes sense to me!"

>>33297383
>Pugs
You are a dysgenic retard living in constant pain and wishing for death

>>33297410
What is this side show, you couldn’t explain the one thing you were raving about?

>>33297416
>why do we have new avatarfags?
I don't know, but he also seems to a ban evading VPN shitter.
Which is to be expected.

>>33297283
I'm walking back to my ex gf's place rn at midnight cause she said she's lonely by herself and sent a sexy pic
I'm absolutely cooked....... I hope you guys have more willpower than me
>>33297416
Jannies on this board don't care kek

>>33297420
bait used to be believable, but now you're nothing but a horny little (You)piggy

>>33297419
Yes, that's called Autism Spectrum Disease. It's in the DSM V, look it up.

>>33297399
Then you should probably keep in mind that people aren't usually sarcastic, even playfully, with people that they barely know. It can make them look like assholes. If you've barely met someone and she makes a sarcastic comment about something that you both probably know won't make you mad, she's probably feeling something.

>>33297418
What case? You were the one making wild statements and then spiraled, feel free to continue

>>33297394
hgh, botox, makeup, explosive exercise, med diet

>>33297411
There are no longer any young male teachers left in the public school system (or most k-12 schooling in general), so the only outlet for horny young single highschool teachers is their students.

>>33297416
Cos I'm cool and obviously can code better than all of them combined.

What are you gonna do, ban me?

Ooooooooo~

No.

Rules of nature, bitch.

>>33297427
>>33297423

>>33297370
>How can a man hear all the nonsense /atoga/ talk about and still keep his sanity?
I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer.

>>33297413
Didn't you talk to him a couple of threads earlier?

>>33297423
Not even baiting and you still reply to every single one with cope.

>>33297319
northernlion

>>33297419
This was true before the antidepressants.

>>33297432
Can’t explain your own post so it’s bait! This is amazing

>>33297433
Checked and also true

>>33297390
Why do the women murderers get de-escalation protocols but the male ones get slaughtered

Men, did you step on the rug kinksters in new york today?

>>33297411
women try to fuck whoever or whatever they perceive to be at the top of the local social hierarchy, put them in a school and they'll assume some random teenager is king of shit mountain, put them on a rock quarry and they'll fuck the geodes, which incidentally is where crystal girls come from.

>>33297442
>put them on a rock quarry and they'll fuck the geodes, which incidentally is where crystal girls come from
lmfao

>>33297442
I'm not really on the top of anyone's social hierarchy and I get female social attention just for being a fixture in the neighborhood. Go figure.

ladies you had me at
>Mmmmm aluminum
where do I sign up

>>33297441
Pour accelerant on him and light him on fire

>>33297435
>>33297438
>OOOOOH DADDY I NEED THAT BIG FAT FUCKING (You) IN ME
ok ok, but no more you greedy little whores

Is there a way to tame my frizzy hair without heat styling?

>>33297413
Women, which fictional characters from Always Sunny would you have no-ties no-consequences sex with if you could?

>>33297455
shaving your head

>>33297442
This is why I hate women and stopped interacting with them. They are primates that do whatever their vagina tells them to do.

>>33297455
Mousse? Gel? Spray?

>>33297411
It’s not, so when it happens it’s sensationalized. Men get caught for rape every day, every week there is a new youth pastor that is being busted for molesting a bunch of kids. It’s not news anymore, it’s just life.

>>33297457
Danny DeVito

>>33297461
>hating cute animals for acting on their instincts
why are you brown?

>>33297453
He said unaware of the irony

>>33297433
True and same

>>33297433
Kill me

I won't accept apologies over random messaging boards

>>33297433
Wake me up
>I can't wake ip

>>33297455
You could get it relaxed by a black women

Are there women that like piv and oral? I feel likes its always one or the other.

>>33297460
This will make you look like a SKINHEAD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLn1vGXtvkM

>>33297457
Caylee

>>33297473
Fartbox

>>33297473
Sorry

>>33297479
hot…

>>33297463
This, it's like a woman drowning her kids in the tub, who gives a shit, a man committing infanticide because he's a little sad that day on the other hand is big news, see Chris Watts, if he was a woman it wouldn't have even made five O'Clock news.

Women, every time I drink with this chick I know she lays her head on my lap.. I know it should be obvious but she is rather cold with me normally and we often go weeks without texting when i'm not in the city. What does she want?

>>33297475
Around blacks never relax

>>33297486
dick, validation, cuddling when drunk, has a crush on you, how are we supposed to know?

>>33297486
Men, do you like it when you rip the fishnets off the oranges in a bag?

Actually, Louise is too adorable for swear words.

Too adorable for this disgusting place.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33297491
GUUS GUSY GUSY GUYS THE FISHNETS ON THE ORANGES IS A TRICK ITS A TRICK IT MAKES THE FRUITS LOOK BETTER ITS A FILTHY TRICK RIP OFF THE FISHNETS TEAR TEM OFF

>>33297489
Yes that's kinda the point. She gives no other indication of romance outside of this one act but it has happened on multiple occasions now. She is sort of autistic but I enjoy her companionship and don't want her to start being into me because it is effort to break off and fucks everything up. I know some people (women especially) get a bit cuddly when drunk. Hopefully it is this

Are you a pussy nigga?

>>33297499
I'm a bitch nigga

>>33297492
real

Gender
What's the longest amount of time you've gone with heavy diarrhea where it was just a virus or bacteria that passed, I really really don't want to consult a doctor because I have no medical insurance.

>>33297499
Yeah I am doormat desu

I thought the thighs were thicc but they were just flabby

>>33297500
thats that shit I dont like

>>33297503
M, i think when I had e coli I had like 2 or 3 days of that shit, was awful desu and I was sleepwalking n shit
See a doc if you can though brother, godspeed

>>33297503
M
About a week

>>33297505
yours?

>>33297503
>What's the longest amount of time you've gone with heavy diarrhea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5x_9KEogM8
>I really really don't want to consult a doctor because I have no medical insurance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5x_9KEogM8

>>33297503
M

Like 3 days I guess? They sell anti-diarrhea stuff at the grocery store for like $5, I'd say take the Pepto and see if that clears it up.

>>33297383
>I don't know. Quiet, reserved, aloof, easily bored, prone to dark moods. I guess. Don't know how others see me.
Alright, I dub thee a Japanese Akita.

Women would you be disappointed if your bf proposed to you at home instead of somewhere nice

>>33297516
Was the Akita named Evita, like the dog in RENT?

>>33297411
Anon, I could easily ask the same about men. Being a sick fuck is not exclusive to a single sex.

>>33297517
yes. would be taken as an indication you're ashamed of her

>>33297517
I would prefer it. I dislike making intimate moments a public affair. It should be just him and me.

>>33297503
Week and a half after eating a crappy "pizza salad" at a Vegan restaurant.

Women who read erotica:
Do you read erotica exclusively from the male perspective, or do you also read erotica with a male PoV as well?

(For the sake of this question, gay erotica does not count, only Male PoV with a fem partner.)

>>33297523
shut up moid, nobody asked you

>>33297500
No bitch niggas
No snitch niggas
And no Twitch niggas

>>33297508
Thanks for the reassurance.
>>33297525
Yeah I also got it from Burger King.

Nerdy anons, we're so fucking back

>>33297522
Men biological purpose is to spread their seed as much as possible. Women aren't getting anything out of this sick endeavor.

>>33297526
*exclusively from the female perspective

Fuck me why do I not proof-read.

>>33297517
I would like it to be private, but like a mountain top or something. Not next to the kitchen sink

>>33297517
I'd prefer a midnight proposal in the middle of nowhere so I know he promises not to kill me.

>>33297531
They say this post cock carousel

>>33297528
Based
RIP the Iceman Etika )':
Joycon boyz for life

>>33297531
>paris agreeing with me
Based

>>33297455
don't listen to the anons who talk down to you because they don't realize how different your hair is. summer humidity completely changes your hair into something else

1- greasy isn't any better so don't load it with product it won't be an improvement, just a sideways move
2- potentially just give up and wear a hat and wait for winter
3- keep it short, it helps
4- if you really need it to look nice, then, with nice short haircut, mist it up real good, brush it real good, put on a cap until it dries, then work in a small amount of hair mousse

Should I have known from the way you popped your collar sideways that it wouldn't last?

>>33297531
paris-sama is so real for this
women in the know understand that nerdy guys fuck better

>>33297167 (OP)
Women, do your normalfag friends actually ever seek out conversations online with people they don't know? Obviously you are outliers given that you're ITT, but I'm curious if the average woman actually seeks out online communities or friend circles. Especially if you've noticed a shift from how things used to be VS now.

I know there's social media or video comment sections, but more specifically forums/communities where you all interact directly as randos.

>>33297536
I don't care how many cocks Paris Hilton has taken, I'd still be her pet dog
>>33297539
Didn't you get pumped and dumped by a bad boy though

>>33297465
You mean Frank
and also why???

>>33297539
>>33297543
I don't care about her opinions one way or the other but I loved her in Repo: The Genetic Opera.

women, would you date a normal-sized tyrion lannister?

Women:
How would you feel if a guy came up to you and said "Hey, wanna chat?"

Men, I've just shlicked to NTR doujin with goblins. Feel free to hate me

>>33297531
nerdy boy x hot babe is a powerful combination

>>33297547
Because he's funny.

>>33297544
From what I know (maybe they don‘t tell me), no. The sane girls I know rarely use their phone for anything besides google or online shopping. They don‘t even consider it an option to socialize online.

>>33297552
I don’t care at all but here’s your acknowledgement and hopefully more attention that you’re looking for!

>>33297552
Damn.

Can I see the mess you made?

>>33297551
sick to my stomach

>>33297550
Can't I get kidnapped by Rhaegar?

>>33297554
Panty x Briefs shipper, are we?

>>33297550
In the original setting? Idk man he fucks a lot of whores…

>>33297546
Paris Hilton is so... not very attractive.

>>33297542
tf does that mean?

>>33297563
somehow i know exactly what you are talking about, qt

>>33297567
>Judging women by their appearance
Superficial today, aren't we?

Women:
How would you feel if a guy came up to you and said "Hey, want a cat?" With a kitty in his hands

>>33297503
M
I could eat actual rotting trash and be ok. Everybody at work gets horrendously sick from the deathpizza or w/e and it was just flowing out both ends and I was the only guy that is completely fine every time. A few times I've eaten bad eggs with far far too much siracha to mask the taste and it comes through my system in a couple hours as a spicy slurry in a quick bathroom visit, but that's it.

I'm designed to survive. You're not. Go to the doctor.

>>33297567
To each their own, I think she's endearing as hell kek
Maybe I just relate to her with her crippling adhd but I think she's actually a sweetheart
>>33297570
That wasn't actually me kek but I'm walking to my blonde ex's apartment right now ffs

>>33297572
He will be raped.

Anally. By other men.

>>33297572
yeah I want one but I am not ready to be responsible for another living being as long as I can‘t even take care of myself properly

>>33297571
Her character makes her even far less attractive.

>>33297562
>>33297565
how about just personality-wise?

>>33297503
Have you not been paying attention? Dumb moids keep dying of food poisoning because they won't go to the doctor. You won't be the first death that way this MONTH. Get to the doctor.

>>33297572
Cats are cute, but I don't know if I have the means to take care of one right now.

>>33297552
Why? NTR makes my heart sink everytime. Why do you enjoy such things?

>>33297577
So he should say "You are my cat now" and just carry you home.

I once heard from a woman that stereotypical chads are terrible in bed, and I recently had a chad acquaintance basically confirm that while he was boasting about his sexual escapades

>>33297544
No. Never. I’m the only one that use 4chan. Even when we use insta and stuff we never actually talk to anyone except out friend group

>>33297575
An ex-blonde?

>>33297577
You could take care of it together

>>33297552
Based. Is it the one with the powerful sorceress that goes to get raped by goblins and then the goblins invade her town and enslave everyone, including her husband?

>>33297552
>NTR doujin with goblins
a what now?? What is that, and what was the appeal?

>>33297551
So bummed out

>>33297585
I can buy that. Steroids shrink testicles after all.

>>33297580
I once got hemorrhoids and months of severe, bloody diarrhea and crippling constipation from eating conveyor belt sushi. It got so bad I couldn't walk. I eventually got better, on my own. I did get my internal organs scanned for tumors and there was no evidence of cancer.

>>33297585
>chad is actually le terrible at sex
pathetic incel cope

>>33297557
>(maybe they don‘t tell me)
That's a good point, actually.

Women, have you ever told anyone you know personally you use imageboards/forums?

Women:

If you could get away with it (AKA suffer no social repercussions for it) - what kind of sex work would you be comfortable engaging in?

Let's categorize it in different levels:
0) Absolutely nothing.
1) Online Softcore - Clothed lewd pictures or videos, sexy cosplay, nothing that shows tits or ass fully.
2) Online Softcore Fetish - Like above, but specific to some fetish (feet pics would go here)
3) Onlyfans Solo: Masturbation videos, nude pics, etc.
4) Full-on Porn: Can be with randos, professionals, or a life partner, your choice.
5) Stripper
6) Actual Prostitution

>>33297593
Most chads dont roid, also shrinking your balls doesn't decrease erections, being on juice gives you more frequent, stronger boners

Why does my scrotal sack physically resemble a brain?

>>33297585
She will not respect you if you're good in bed and care about her pleasure. The foids are still fucking the Chads they complain about.

>>33297592
>>33297561
Hey wanna chat? :D

>>33297598
I would whore out male incels online.

>>33297579
he‘s witty and funny, but also loyal and kind, he‘s honest or cunning, based on what the situation calls for, he‘s bitter but not cold, he tries to be reasonable but still can lose his temper, he is deeply human, I could fix him

>>33297600
It's smart

>>33297596
What's a pathetic incel cope is believing that "Chads" and "Staceys" are real and not just bogus-ass archetypes derived from archaic 20th century high school movies.

>>33297211
i don’t give a fuck about getting pregnant or giving birth. I like my freedom to travel shop and fuck my bf whenever I want. I dont care dying childless

>>33297587
No she's my ex but still blonde

>>33297590
>>33297589
No, it's a princess getting kidnapped during a goblin raid right after marrying a prince and raped by their warlord who then passes her on to his warriors

>>33297584
yea
>>33297588
nice
>>33297597
hell no

women do you think scrotes are gross?

>>33297580
I mean I have no fever or sickness, it's just extreme diarrhea.

>>33297596
>>33297602
it's the incels who require chad to exist and be a perfect demi god who has them beat at absolutely everything

>>33297609
Why are you trying to stalk your ex? I hope you don't have plans to rape her.

>29 day ban
How DARE you.

I am permaban worthy every time.

I actually do need to bounce for real. Later, nerds. Thanks for helping me relive my teenage years anonymously trolling people on /mu/.

>

We need to get ravaged by the sharty again

>>33297612
>yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts

>>33297598
0, I think prostitution can be hot, but not like this

>>33297167 (OP)
I hate women and they deserve to suffer for doing this shit.
>saves animals, foxes specifically
>married a guy and had his kid
>commits suicide despite having a kid just because of online “bullies”

>>33297251
working and being a slave to a 9-5 gives me the freedom to do whatever i want with my own money. Staying home cooking and cleaning for a grown ass man to bring money is ridiculous

>>33297616
>Why are you trying to stalk your ex
I'm not stalking her kek she just texted me at midnight saying she's lonely in the apartment alone and wants company
Ngl I should've just stayed home and slept though

>>33297619
jannies be wildin

>>33297598
I don’t get it, getting away with what? Money? we don’t suffer any social repercussions for this

>>33297626
This is just mean spirited bait, man. Leave her alone

>>33297626
I mean, you'll ban me but this guy is definitely a fucking janitor.

Sad.

No wonder twitter is objectively cooler.

>>33297626
she killed herself because reddit bullied her because she fucked those foxes and sold the pics on OnlyFans

>>33297626
Dude she was already suffering, she was very mentally unwell and battled it for years amidst all the other obstacles in her life
Anyway what this anon said >>33297632

>>33297630
>we
I'm a guy and even I can tell you're a scrote.

>>33297626
the foxes didn't need saving and she knew it
sometimes when people wrestle with the truth this is the only way they can cope

>>33297633
You need to go back.

>>33297627
nta but
>lives in the four hour life
>considers it freedom

>>33297633
>twitter is cooler
where?

>>33297636
What is scrote. The fuck are you guys talking about.
What if you got a license and could drive a car and you got away with it by society would you a) drive a car b) drive a car but different.

Women would you go participate in one of those penis festivals in japan?

>>33297552
what's the appeal?

Women what's the fastest you can see yourself having sex with someone you haven't met yet?

How do I lose my virginity to a hot milf?

Sometimes I make the mistake on going on Reddit (yeah I know) and go on specific porn pages, and the women posting themselves there post some of the most braindead stupid shit imaginable.

Like I've seen at least 3-5 different accounts post pics with captions like "Being my friend means eating my asshole every day" or some dumb bullshit like that. Like I get it's clickbait/comment bait, but you're already posting pics of your ass on the Internet, do you really need a stupid caption to go along with that?

>>33297639
Nietzsche is a whiny faggot.

>>33297642
>>33297633
twitter is run by clown show Elon Musk. It's not cool.

>>33297649
A year maybe

>>33297632
>>33297633
>>33297635
Whine, whine, whine. Yap, yap, yap.
>>33297634
There’s no reason to make up dumb shit.

>>33297650
be like 9 years old and naively let your aunt take a bath with you

>>33297648
I don't know, I guess normal NTR isn't degenerate enough for me anymore

>>33297651
Just jerk off and leave man

Mainly Women, but men fine too, just state your gender

How do I "sexualize" my girlfriend more?

She complained recently I don't sexualize her enough, and I feel stumped. We give ourselves hj/bj almost daily, and I touch her throughout the day plenty. When I asked her what she wants, she wasn't sure, so I'm trying to mind read here, but that's another issue.

>>33297598
0

>>33297652
Nietzsche will be remembered for centuries, you will never be a notable person

>>33297645
A scrotum

It's also a slang term for men that was used by the Female Dating Strategy online community for a while. I'm not sure if they're still around, but they divided men into "Scrotes" (undesirable because of their behavioral patterns) vs. "High Value Males" (stable men who are desirable for LTR).

>>33297653
And this place is run by men in woman-face, what's your point.

You do realize these kinds of posts >>33297650 are written by schizophrenic men wearing women's clothing, right?

That's somehow better?

>>33297662
M
lol

>>33297585
>>33297596
I don't know about Chad but the few times I figured I wouldn't see her again I didn't exactly bring my A-Game and I sure as hell didn't do any oral on them, that's just asking for cancer.

I've seen a gif of a woman masturbating herself by rubbing her pussy on the heel of her foot.

Women, do you do that?

>>33297626
I started watching her videos after her death. I loved how puppy-like the foxes are (were?) and how well they got along with her dog.

I SEE A CAT

>>33297657
>make up dumb shit
oh really?

>>33297671
Post photo

>>33297651
Those specifically are OF girls

>>33297665
I’ve never seen scrote on FDS

>>33297664
>neitzsche worshipper goes immediately to appeal by popularity
pottery

>>33297665
I miss FDS, their advice was hilariously bad and almost perfectly tailored to land a "scrote" lol, I remember one of their tips was to take your man to a bar and see how he reacts if you flirt with other men, like what possible positive outcome could that have?

>>33297658
i think that happened to a friend of mine unironically :(

>>33297666
>muh T R A N S agenda
My dude, you are OBSESSED. That is not a good thing. Seek help.

>>33297673
HES GONE
I will miss him forever

>>33297676
it's actually an appeal to greatness, not popularity.
look at all the seethe he causes whenever he is mentioned

>>33297677
>>33297675
They also said stuff like to say no to dates that involve walking together (why?) because that was apparently "scrote" behavior.

>>33297666
>t.

>>33297677
If he joins in flirting with the other men alongside you he has mildly homosexualistic tendencies, which the FDS crowd were against. They had numerous posts about being disgusted by or sad about the existence of bisexual and pansexual men.

>>33297672
These animals out here getting more pussy than me ffs

my bf wants to have sex but i don’t want to lose my virginity yet. I don’t know what to do

>>33297687
Their thing was basically holding out for a higher end restaurant date, despite the fact that most of them were in rather poor economic circumstances themselves. I can't help but imagine that the mods are a group of rich trust fund women with tall handsome husbands who get off on sabotaging poorer women.

>>33297685
He lives on in our hearts

>>33297664
>Nietzsche will be remembered for centuries
So will Chris Chan.

>>33297689
Exactly, these dudes have a repressed fetish for t-girl cock.

>>33297677
the "sirenmaxxing" and "queen energy" shit was hilarious too

>>33297692
Don't until you're ready
How long have you been together

>>33297692
Vomit in his mother's car

>>33297701
we have been together 7 months now but I’m scared he will leave after we have sex

>>33297687
Okay… so what does that have to do with my post?

>>33297670
yeah, such a cute dog, shame if someone would do something weird to it and then for no reason at all, one day just offs themselves
MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS
BULLYING IS EVIL

>>33297707
That's a pretty long time. Do you have any indication he'll do that. How is he generally.

>>33297672
Oh. Wow. Such a big thing to bully someone over. She didn’t even show anything but her bra and panties. I was shit posting in the first place.

nta but check out this kitty that showed up on my porch
he wont let me near him yet though

>>33297707
Do you think that your boyfriend would have waited 7 months for sex only to leave afterwards?I swear I don't get how some people get a partner.

>>33297659
but what's the appeal of NTR in general to you?

>>33297712
those are the pics one can post on a blue border you retard

>>33297647
If I had a bodyguard.

>>33297692
Tell him that you aren't ready for sex yet, simple as that. If he loved you he will understand and respect your wishes. This is a good way to filter out fuckboys btw. A man who truly loves you will never push for sex

>>33297716
Being degraded and ruined

>>33297713
Hello me brudda

>>33297710
Your retarded ass doesn’t even know what she’s been through her entire life. No one cares about you children thinking women can’t have any issues, bud. Kill yourself already. Follow allow with what she did, cunt.

>>33297713
I think you should name him "shit face". That would be funny

>>33297721
how can you find something objectively bad appealing? mental illness?

>>33297711
>>33297714
I have friends whose boyfriends left after a year so 7 montths is nothing

>>33297723
killing yourself when you have a kid is the most vile and egoistic shit ever, I hope she suffered before she died, fucking animal abuser

>>33297717
Okay and?? Suuuch a big thing to talk about, nigger. Get over self and get a fucking grip.

>>33297707
7 months is quite a bit of "long game" if he was planning ump and dump.
>I'm scared he will leave if we have sex
if he wants sex and you aren't having sex he's likely to leave you eventually regardless, you're kind of between a rock and a hard place here. I wouldn't say fuck him with the pure goal of keeping him around but you should strongly consider where you see this relationship going, if you're obsessive about saving yourself for marriage I'd ask when you think that would be? a year and a half? Two years? Five? Most men will wait for a while, but not forever.

>>33297692
Virginity has no value.
But if you feel you are uncertain yet, talk about it with him.

>>33297707
>I’m scared he will leave after we have sex
Then he was not the right guy to begin with.
7 months is a rather long time.
But it seems you are just afraid of sex, so again, talk about it with him.

>>33297710
There's nothing credible to suggest that she sexually harmed her animals, dude. Drop it.

>>33297713
Kinda looks like he has long eyelashes with the black streaks

>>33297672
>retarded fucking tattoos
Just why? What makes them think tattoos are a good idea?

>>33297720
>A man who truly loves you will never push for sex

this is true. thank you for the advice!

>>33297731
>sexually abusing an animal is no big deal!!!!
spotted the dog fucker

>>33297713
Kitty cat

>>33297730
>again, no one cares about you thinking women can’t have issues
You’d say the same thing about a female child or a female adult who doesn’t even have a child.

>>33297738
women are dumb

>>33297736
didn‘t know the whole furry community was itt
besides, posing nude with your pets and selling the pics on OF is already too much because even if it would stop there, she knew exactly what her audience did

>>33297692
desu i don't really want a virgin gf

What do the Women think?
Met this girl about a year ago and we really hit it off. We hooked up, and that had some drama associated with it but that's another matter.
Right from the start of the relationship this girl stated she wanted to get married and I told her I was open to idea and that I wasn't too into the idea except as a stepping stone to having children.
After 2 months she started talking about weddings and shit like that. I indulged her in her musings and after a while she said she wanted to get married within a year. I told her this was way too soon and we both go in circles about the reasons but I didn't feel like marrying anyone in a year. She said instead of getting married we should do a hand tying ceremony and described it as a cutesy relationship thing and I agreed. Since I was pretty serious about this and thought, hey I might marry this chick, let's move in together and see what's up.
Afterwards I googled the hand tying ceremony and it's basically marriage. I confronted her and told her I felt tricked, She said she never tricked me and obviously it's what she meant.
Ever since most fight we had/ve go back to this topic about her not wanting to wait and me insisting we wait (at least more than a year or two). Thing is her instance and pushing to "closeness" to the point I feel I have to fight for privacy or time alone made my answer turn from maybe after more time knowing each other to I don't want to marry at all anymore. I have already told her this and she told me that a requirement for the relationship for her is to get married but it feels like we just put a pin in the situation and forgot about it until 2 weeks ago where she cried to me about it and says she feels horrible about not getting married yet.

>>33297739
No worries babe

Put a weedbutter on my dick and got high. AMA

>>33297740
Did she actually fuck the damn dog or are you making up nigger bullshit again?

>>33297710
cute doggie

>>33297713
Cute. It's a calico so she's probably female

>>33297744
I‘m not a man you dumb whore. Why don‘t you go back to sucking dog dick?

>>33297750
Put it in your ass

>>33297729
>whose boyfriends left after a year
Having seen this happen to women in my own life they never had "boyfriends" they had dudes who saw them as a side project and were likely very low commitment the entire time. That stat about how 30% of men are dating vs 60% of women isn't all women dating older guys, it's a huge number of women who think they're dating a guy when they're a side piece at best. I suppose you should ask yourself
>have I met his family members
>has he integrated me into his social circle
>how much of his day is spent on me either directly or abstract
>does he talk about a future together

>>33297757
You’re fucking crazy. I’m good.

>>33297755
nta, ywnbaw

>>33297739
That's not true. Sometimes you need to convince her to do things she doesn't want to do at first. She will later enjoy it as well.

>>33297750
What race are you

>>33297755
Now you’re spewing even more mentally ill nigger nonsense. This has nothing to do with being a man, retarded ass bitch…. You need to kill yourself.

>>33297764
Part-Homosexual

>>33297764
Part-Homosapien

>>33297740
All I can say is
I wish I was the dog

>>33297762
what?

>>33297764
White European. I read about cannabinoid receptors in vagina and got curious.

>atoga is full of pedos and animal abusers
what a shit show

>>33297764
Full-retard.

I miss my dogs. I don't have the means to get another pet right now, so I have to put up with it. There's a landscaper working on the backyard right now and he likes to bring his lab around. She's a sweet girl.

>>33297692
Just say "No diamond keeping my hymen"

>>33297766
>>33297767
>>33297774
There we go, the /atoga/ male ancestry.
Part-homosexual, part-homosapien, full retard

Women, my tea's gone cold. Why should i get out of bed at all?

>>33297773
>4chan is full of degenerate nutcases
Ftfy

>>33297775
>She's a sweet girl.
Nigger it's a dog not a human
You don't see cat owners saying this shit about their cats lol

>>33297778
To reheat your tea of course.

>>33297729
But I bet those boyfriends weren't waiting like dogs until they could get sex. If you want sex so much, you're not going to wait literal months.

>>33297777
Kek

>>33297775
I miss my dog too. I miss her waking me up. I miss taking her out for walks out in the snow and playing with her. Dogs are awesome desu.

>>33297187
It depends on the frequency and if you can stop it. Same thing like gambling, some people just play a slot machine on a night out and don't have much interest in seeking it out constantly, while others do.
Anything can be addiction, but stuff like videogames and porn are becoming increasingly in the addiction area (especially porn).

>>33297302
Never heard that one before and I don't think it's accurate. Porn is more on the same level of TikToks, just quick dopamine hits. Stuff like Reddit and /gif/ have made it even more comparable since 30 seconds to 1 minute long videos are becoming the most popular types of porn video.

>>33297782
What are you talking about? Cat owners refer to their cats as babies all the time.

>>33297773
I'm not a pedo or animal abuser
However I would be a shota or a dog for a bad bitch
Do you see the difference?
>>33297779
Knower

Women would you date a man that only reads vanilla/wholesome doujins?

>>33297757
>>33297760
>>33297750
Ram it up your poop chute. You know why.

>>33297775
>>>33297782
>Ignore this nigger, please. He’s talking bullshit.
Dogs are even better than humans and deserve actual, honorable mentions. Everything they do should be celebrated. I miss my two cats as well…

>>33297792
>Do you see the difference?
no, kys pedo

>>33297791
Touche, "baby" is more universal though imo

>>33297795
Ofc it will work, not gonna risk going homo. Might try my armpit though..

>>33297777
I am the full-retard.
Sometime it even is hard for me to handle, Ms. 7777.

Why do parents of autistic children put them on leashes in public?

>>33297803
cause its kind of funny

>>33297803
Some kids need a leash whether their autistic or not because they elope and run everywhere like dumb nigglets.

>>33297797
Dogs are like a white trash Brit.

I have a bald spot. Will it regrow if a circle of men ritualistically bukkake and jizz on my bald spot with their cocks?

>>33297797
>Everything they do should be celebrated
Most dogs just chase after a stick, bark and shit all day dude
>>33297616
I just walked home again cause she must've fallen asleep or something and isn't replying to my texts
I got baited man

>>33297772
Would

>>33297809
Try putting a high THC weedbutter on it.

>>33297810
You should instead go to a sex club and get your cock sucked through a glory hole by a lonely old man.

>>33297808
>Dogs are like a white trash Brit
Are you saying that I deserve actual, honourable mentions then

>>33297810
You very obviously and simply do not understand what I’m talking about, dumbass cunt.

The outside world is so abrasive and unpleasant. I don't know how people enjoy this. It's fine because of alcohol, but these trips just make it clear that the only thing worth liking in the world is introvert stuff. Home, videogames, anime, YouTube.

>>33297803
Because kids are stupid and autistic kids are autistic on top.
Don't want the little shitnuggets to run into traffic.

>>33297815
You live in a Council House, don't you?

>>33297815
Don't reply to me.

>>33297818
Are you 28 year old avoidant girl?

>>33297823
boy*

>>33297784
and you would know because?

>>33297803
I have an autistic 4 year old and I've only ever used a leash on him when we went to the airport and he could've run off into a crowd, usually I just use the whistle on him, but obviously the airport is way too loud

>>33297721
out of curiosity, are you just a sexually frustrated virgin?

>>33297829
>use the whistle on him
holy parenting fail

>>33297814
You had me until "man"
>>33297816
Sorry that I don't watch Rick and morty like you
>>33297820
Council estate gang
Waiting for my job seeker's allowance to come through and smoking a rollie rn
>>33297822
Soz
>>33297829
How is your child now x

>>33297826
Oh then stay at home, because it doesn't matter. lmao

>>33297516
Does anyone want an Akita BF?

>>33297818
Your opinion man

>>33297832
it makes him come back
>>33297835
he's building legos and seems pretty chill

Women can you unmake me, please?
>But most privelaged of all are those who have not been born, for they have not seen the evil under the sun -King Solomon

>>33297831
Yes

>>33297843
*cuts you in half*

>>33297823
I was a 28 year old AvPD back in 2015. I'm not now

>>33297840
One-on-one and small groups are good. Don't get the appeal of large ones

women, if i woof will you praise me?

>>33297841
Aw good for him <3 my autistic bro is also super good at lego
What kind of stuff does he like to make?
>>33297848
Did you ever have a relationship or sex

>>33297850
No, quit being a gross pervert.

>>33297847
OUCH!
That hurt!

Fake and gay

Real and straight

>>33297844
how old?
do you think a bf would cure your fetish?

Abstract and Bi

Lab grown and Pan

>>33297870
Woah.

Fuck atoga

women why dont you tell me something i dont know?

>>33297886
Um, your face is on backwards.

>>33297886
your shoes are untied

>>33297552
I don't hate you as long as you don't fantasize about NTR with an actual partner. That shit is foul.

I WIHS I WERE A GOBLIN

>>33297867
I don't know. I never had a bf

>>33297649
1-2 years

>>33297903
Why?

Women if you were president of the world for a day, what would you do?

Men, do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

>>33297903
This you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvgsGBzuurU

>new gf wants to have sex all the time, literally 4 or 5 times per day
>texts me to come over most nights
>is thrilled i enjoy sex as much as her
>but im also starting to get tired of it and want to ease it back for a little while
>dick is literally bruised and i cant even get hard to masturbate anymore
>not sure if this will offend her or make her not want to have sex more when i am more in that mood
Girls; is there a way I can have this conversation with her? Would you understand if your bf wanted to ease back on sex and seeing you almost every night?

>>33297907
castrate all rapists, sexual assaulters, abusers, and pedophiles then give them the death sentence.

Ban pornography.

>>33297912
All my life lol. Can I have a redo please

>>33297907
Universal basic income.

Do guys know that when they put butter ass bios where they’re complaining that they’re going to get significantly less likes?

>>33297912
No
I'm a ship adrift
The lighthouse is gf which I don't have

>>33297912
Yeah... all the time

>>33297919
Thanks president mommy, now I can stay NEET for longer yayy

>>33297907
Kill all people who supported COVID mandates, all terminally online people, and everyone with political brainrot. A lot of the world's problems would be solved with those people gone.

>>33297843
Solomon is my favorite character in the Bible, seconded by the Witch of Endor, but this is not a great take.

>>33297920
No, they're autistic and think it will make women like them for being bitter retards so they can continue to be insufferable at women instead of not doing that.

>>33297920
>butter ass bios where they’re complaining

>>33297926
lol imagine fantasizing about Hitlering people, you must really be a maladjusted freak for this to be the first thing that occurs to you.

Women your bf sends you a video
>4 mins long
>Its a guy doing a skit where he plays different characters having a conversation
>The woman character is just him wearing a towel on his head
Do you watch it?

>>33297931
Why is my BF sending me his old Youtube videos from 2012?

>>33297907
let the nukes fly

>>33297931
>4 excruciating minutes of some late 2000s YouTube Fred-tier crap
I'd probably block you.

>>33297929
Im cooking don’t pay attention to the typos

Diatoms are so cool

>>33297920
Yeah, they're just done with the app so they do that. Also why they send incredibly retarded horny texts and ask to meet up ASAP
Also women do this even worse, they go like this: "stop sexting/asking to meet up at your place" instead of letting retarded men tell on themselves

Relationships are not worth it nor beneficial to autists. I've learned this lesson the hard way, and far too late. You may think you want a relationship, but you only benefit for as long as you can mask/larp as a normie, and then afterwards all it does is send you into constant over-stimulated autistic burnout.

>>33297587
Ngl I feel kinda bad that she asked me to come over and then (presumably) just fell asleep, after I said I was coming over and assembled some things to bring her lol. I only live 15 minutes away, so why even ask me at all.
She also hasn't brought up the topic at all of dating again; I kinda thought that's why she wanted to meet me this afternoon but apparently not. I just feel like she is using me as company and money/free stuff at this point desu.
Anyway I'm back home sweating my balls off but playing Crash 4 life is good I guess. Sorry for venting here lol

>>33297938
>say nothing sexual
>risk being seen as boring or not taking risks
>say something sexual
>risk being seen as hornyposting retard
There's no winning.

>>33297928
>>33297920
I actually have definitively proved that by taking a regular guys bitter ass bio and changing it to something slightly quirky.
He got 3 matches immediately. And then when none of them wanted to put up with his negative dialogue, he changed it back and continued to not get any more matches. Lol

>>33297944
Iktf, I think if you don't enjoy having friends then you won't enjoy having a girlfriend/boyfriend. No matter how attractive you find them and how well you get along, you still have to adjust your lifestyle significantly and compromise on longterm goals. You can find a purely sexual fuckbuddy, but at that point you may as well just jerk off at home and save yourself the hassle. Therefore, I agree relationships are pretty useless for asocial autists

>>33297904
did you have any toys or always use your hands?
if you do so what kind do you have/which ones would you like to get?

Whats the biggest lie you've told your parents?

>>33297541
Thank you

>>33297955
>taking a regular guys bitter ass bio and changing it to something slightly quirky.
What did he change on it exactly? Was it bitter but with a bit of a joke about it?

>>33297958
I told my mom I have 2k in savings
I actually have -1k in my account

>>33297955
I don’t even have kid and I’m not old or fat but every time I see some dude complaining about any of those thing in his bio it’s an immediate no

>>33297961
Bitterness is not funny or a joke. We can smell you.

>>33297920
Are zoomers putting butter on their ass

>>33297962
yikes, might have to start sucking dick and selling coke

>>33297965
I don't have that on mine, I'm just curious what his was. I just have some jokes about my job and some stuff about what I like to do, nothing negative.

>>33297967
See>>33297936

>>33297963
Your radar is correctly calibrated. Those guys DO NOT want help. They want to hurt.

>>33297968
I'm not a gaylord wtf
And nah not selling any more coca cola

>>33297919
Ngl pretty based. More people are realising financial outcomes are stacked against them despite being fiscally responsible. This exploitative shit has to stop.
>t.born in crumbling commie shithole

women do you like men skinnier than you?

>>33297973
Just makes me think that in a relationship they’re gonna whine and bitch about everything and compare me to other women. Like I don’t know why they think putting down random women is gonna make me wanna get with them

>>33297978
dont you dress in drag?

>>33297956
I enjoy having friends. You hang out for a few hours, then go your separate ways. Living with someone fucking sucks. Sharing a life with someone fucking sucks. Having to compromise on things that matter to you fucking sucks, but you're forced to, unless you get lucky and find an autistic copy of yourself. Sex becomes a chore when the person you have it with is constantly triggering you in some way. All this while knowing you're the unreasonable one - at least in everyone else's eyes.

>>33297983
gymcel here
if you have legs like the right theres nothing you can do unfortunately

>>33297958
Lied about being in college for a whole semester

If I had ubi I'd just sit at home playing video games all day.

>>33297991
I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning within a year.

>>33297991
Urinary bract infection?

>>33297958
That I didn't have a boyfriend

>>33297857
:/

>>33297989
Same. I got kicked out for that - though sometimes I suspect that that was an excuse to free up my bedroom for the new baby my mother wanted.

>>33297992
If I had any money left after basic expenses I'd save it and buy a gun to shoot myself eventually
>>33297993
Universal basic income

>>33297917
>castrate all rapists, sexual assaulters, abusers, and pedophiles then give them the death sentence

based

>>33297988
Try cycling to work and back, and recreationally, not gym cycle.
>t.cycler to free weights
The meme is real especially on fixed gear.

Should I give myself bangs again? They look good but only if I style them, which breaks me out a lot.

>>33297989
This but it was high school

>>33298004
Dont Don’t do it

Has anyone ever tried putting salt in their coffee?

>>33298010
Why

>>33298010
Look, we have a fucking chemist here

>>33297981
Yeah I saw my first fent fold last week in my city. Usually it's just guys that pass out drunk on my street. Infrastructure is crumbling and it's only a matter of time before it dives in a freefall. My grandfathers were lucky to die before seeing this pathetic mess.

>>33298010
No but I have heard thats a thing people do

If I had ubi I'd STILL BE SHITTING MYSELF VIOLENTLY 15 TIMES A DAY CAUSE OF FUCKING BURGER KING
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>>33298013
It’s supposed to make it taste better for science reasons

>>33297983
Mhmmmmmmmmmmmm

I miss her

>>33298010
Yeah, a pinch of Celtic sea salt. Nice start to the morning.

>>33298023
why?

Women what do you think of vore
>>33298010
I tried it but I didn't notice a difference
>>33298013
It's supposed to take away some of the bitterness, some people swear by it apparently

>>33297985
Oh they do. They bitch and complain about all of their problems despite being the """"logical"""" gender.

>>33298022
Based literal pedophile

>>33298025
She’s beautiful. The most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. I wish I had been able to hold her better.

>>33297983
The reversal of their sitting positions rustles my jimmies.

>>33298027
I swear to god men say that we’re more emotional only because they’re coping hard as fuck. They get so upset about the tiniest shit

>>33298010
Yeah. Not sea salt, the iodine kind. And not to insane roasts that are intentionally bitter. But like, a McD hot coffee. At most two packets for a small. Add sugar and cream, tasty.

>>33298004
yeah but the kind that frames your face not that style that makes you look like a retard

>>33298035
Men really need to learn actual emotional regulation. How do we get them to do that? It's ok to cry guys. I'm serious. And like genuine sadness crying and not the larp whining.

>>33298035
>>33298027
Men don't think anger is an emotion when they're the ones expressing it, and they bottle up their sadness and don't count that either.

>>33297987
OK well sounds like you might enjoy a friend with benefits then, or just a partner you're compatible with so you don't have those grievances
I don't think I'm autistic tho just avoidant so I can't speak on that front

Femanons, have you ever slept with a Black guy?

>>33298029
>. I wish I had been able to hold her better
Did you try telling her to make weight. Or is that why she dumped you.

>>33298051
No, metaphorically, we could not handle each others emotions.

>>33297991
>sit at home playing video games all day
This is basically what I'm doing atm desu until I get another job
>>33298010
Yeah, it tasted like ass
>>33298045
Can I cry on your boobs

>>33298050
mhm

>>33298035
>>33298045
>>33298047
>Reddit/twitter talking points
get some original thoughts and opinions, i beg you

>>33298028
Not a literal pedo. I just prefer a more compact design.

>>33298045
I haven't cried in 3 years I think
What about the rest of you guys

>>33297912
>Men, do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind
A bit. Life's unexpected detours continue to surprise me and I have very few tethers in left in this world, which I feel counterintuitively makes me stronger and more resilient.

>wanting to start again?
Aw hell no. I've learned to much and traveled too far to start again. Anyways, every day is the start of a new journey.

>>33298029
just get back with her

>>33298050
No, why would I want to do that?

>>33298045
Idk force them Id say force them into therapy but desu the therapist is probably just gonna tell they they’re not the problem

>>33298061
Probably not a good idea. I need to be better and so does she.

>>33298050
Lmao no.

Lots of fireflies out tonight, despite them being endangered.

>>33298064
it’s not possible to become better with eachother?

>>33297919
>Universal basic income.
What exactly does this mean? Everyone gets neetbux? That sounds...untenable.

>>33298067
I don't think I've ever seen fireflies in my life

>>33298055
>Can I cry on your boobs
If you're the person I like, I'd nurse you and dry your tears.

>>33298070
Woah. They're pretty cool. What country you live?

>>33297958
>Whats the biggest lie you've told your parents?
That I didn't set the fire intentionally.