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>>33297167 (OP)Women,
Thoughts about being tied up and railed?
I shaved too close to my asshole because the hair down there was itchy and now it hurts when I walk? Did I give myself a prolapse I can't see, or hemorrhoids? There was blood on my toilet paper. Worried.
>>33297178put some petroleum jelly on your sphincter
Do you believe that pornsickness and porn addiction are real things, or just a way to shame people for finding sexual outlets and release?
Like, unless someone is into PDF-file content, I don't see the problem?
>>33297184It was Shabbat on Friday/Saturday, not today. Did you lose track of time?
>>33297184Nigga, shabbos is on Friday
>>33297178Idiot, you sliced it
>>33297187you mean pedophile
Do you think he will be raped?
>>33297196You know what I mean, you half-rumpled chicken jockey.
>>33297197Who, me, when I go to hell? Probably
>>33297187We don’t have to believe when it’s real
>>33297199A pineapple shoved up your butthole by Satan every day, like Hitler in the movie Little Nicky.
>>33297187Some people absolutely should be ashamed of their "sexual outlets"
Becoming a retarded out-of-touch coomer is a terrible thing by any metric
>>33297202I bet you think Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and God are "real" too, you gullible dunce.
>>33297178Lol imagine shaving your body hair couldn't be me.
women, state age
why are you having babies anymore?
is dying childless a concern of yours?
>>33297198say what you mean and mean what you say
otherwise how could anybody respect you enough to give sincere replies
>>33297187Wanna know what the CIA figured out with project MK-ULTRA?
Like, not the retarded propaganda release stuff... the real discovery...
A typical human can't really tell the difference between reality and TV. Give em LSD and that differentiating faculty gets even less effective.
Your hippocampus thinks it has a harem of beautiful women at your beck and call but your seratonergic system is screaming at you that you're a fucking loser.
It's the psychosexual equivalent of redlining the engine of a parked car.
This can cause all kinds of unconscious reactions.
>>33297211Having babies in today's world turns them autistic.
>>33297211its not my choice
>>33297205NTA
And who is to constitute what is a good or bad sexual outlet. Sure pedophilia is obviously bad, but how far should we take it? Should foot fetishists be rounded up?
>>33296279 #
Soz for crashing out a bit earlier btw but bbq was good in the end, gave everyone take home boxes of food lol and we had a laugh
Glad all of these ppl are gone though
Gonna change into shorts cuz it's still hot af
>>33297187>>33297211>>33297214This kind of post is a great example of what porn addiction does to people.
Makes them hyper-aggressive towards the opposite sex. The guy who posted this is almost certainly that k-mart drip ass psycho from the previous thread.
>>33297209No, you moron, what did I just say.
>>33297217Wanna change that
>>33297219I do not even remember writing that.
>>33297214I thought the fact our brains can‘t differentiate between reality and fiction is well know.
>>33297220K-Mart doesn't exist any more.
>>33297218any forms of pornography at all
insta/tiktok sluts
hentai
anything on /s/ /gif/ or pornhub etc.
>>33297211this makes me want to engage in polygamy and impregnate all my wives at once
>>33297223Writing what? That I'm a princess? What did you mean by that >:[
>>33297219Stop spamming, Daniela.
>>33297187Yes, and the same could be said for any sort of media consumption. Yes that includes 4chan.
>>33297231Exactly what I meant, I assume. Issa vibe my nig
>>33297224If my brain couldn't distinguish between reality and fiction, I'd be trying to apply to Starfleet Academy or wondering where I left my lightsaber.
>>33297222the fact that you asked that question makes you unfit
>>33297228Okay, but then how do you define pornography? That might sound like a retarded question, but there have been controversies regarding controversial fictional works over this.
>>33297236Not mentally you sperg, emotionally and subconsciously.
>>33297211F 21
I’m not having a baby so it can be a worker bee for some pedo billionaire while the planet is on fire. They deserve better, fix it or die.
>>33297238if it is designed to elicit a sexual response it is pornography
>>33297238Does it portray sexual content in a way where that's the whole point? (Versus a sex scene in a romantic comedy movie, say, or a painting about a historical or mythological incident involving sex)
Therapy
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>>33297167 (OP)Women, why don't you focus all your frustrations and resentment into one objectively evil being and dedicate the rest of your miserable existence to hurt it, just like men do?
>>33297241M, same but slightly different reasons
>>33297242Sure but the scene in The Terminator where Kyle Reese bangs Sarah Connor isn't pornography because it's framed by the rest of the movie.
>>33297242So would an attractive woman in a movie count as pornography to you?
>>33297245>all your frustrations and resentment My what now? Are you mayhaps projecting?
>>33297167 (OP)Why do women think marriage means dependency, humiliation and slavery, but being dependent on a soul crushing 9 to 5 job is somehow independence, sucking strangers cocks and being humiliated is empowering to them and wasting their time and being a slave to whatever degeneracy is promoted through media is somehow freedom?
Basically what I am trying to understand is, why are most women so retarded?
>>33297235>Issa vibeThis isn't very helpful lol but thanks I guess??
>>33297232It was my first post in the thread, also that's not my name
>>33297241this is what the billionaire class wants,
the billionaire class doesn't need worker bees anymore, this isn't the 20th century,
you have the mentality of someone trapped in the system and too cowardly to leave it
>>33297245Ignoring them by being indifferent does the same thing
>>33297241>>33297211She's Having a Baby was a good movie. I especially loved the slow-mo makeout scene in the club bathroom. Good God, I need to rewatch that. Some of Kevin Bacon's best work from his early career.
>>33297245there is nothing i can do about the world economic forum
i cant make a scratch on the powers that be
it is fruitless
>>33297236NTA but that's not what it is. When you masturbate to pornography, your lizard brain registers that as if you had sex. When you play video games, it thinks that you've accomplished something. When we view millions of images of people, our brain thinks we are in fact surrounded by that many people. Of course you are also aware that these things are not real, but ultimately these things kill motivation
>>33297252>helpfulHelp with what bro
>>33297237Lol what's wrong with it
>>33297252What do they call you when you put on your wig, make-up and girly clothes? Little bitch?
>>33297248It always makes me uncomfortable when people bring up Sarah Connor because I associate that name with the german singer, not the fictional character. Idk if she chose the name after the character.
>>33297253They absolutely do. Are you ten?
I wonder what dog breed describes my personality.
>>33297253They definitely want goyslop consoomers and minimum wage workers though
>>33297258I mean this is just framing something disingenuously. This phenomenon would’ve been observable for decades prior to this one if it was objectively true
>>33297264we are literally entering the age of automation, lol
>>33297267those are being phased out
>>33297251It depends on the job. Some people love working for the five person fire or police department of their tiny village in the middle of nowhere because that gives them meaning. Other people love selling fruit at a coconut stand where they get paid to socialize with their neighbors in that same village while selling the coconuts that grow on their property. It's about what works for you.
>>33297249if her whole purpose in the movie is "to be attractive" and nothing else then yes.
like megan fox in tranformers
>>33297224Parts of our brain.
Which parts is classified.
Unless you're smart.
Why have I never talked to and Italian or French person on /atoga/?
>>33297265You remind me of a small Mexican chihuahua
>>33297265I'm a bit autistic about dog breeds, tell me your personality.
>>33297259Helping in me understanding what you meant
>>33297262They call me nunya
Nunya business
Little bitch works too tho
>>33297273WHAT CAN MAKE YOU MOVE
>>33297261the fact that you dont realize why makes you stupid
>>33297281Why is it important that you unpack what I meant by princess?
ok so how does a boy tell if he'd be a golden retriever gf?
>>33297278There are definitely Italians on here
My porn is supermodel runway shows or lesbian threesomes.
I genuinely consider anything else pretty gay.
>>33297275Alright, so your definition of pornography is insanely broad. Good luck on convincing everyone else to ban everything that falls under your definition of pornography.
>>33297278We have a few resident Frenchies
>>33297285if you have to ask, then he isn't
>>33297288>Lesbian 3somes>Not gayOh honey....
>>33297282Yes I'm aware of my pitiful iq. Please explain.
>>33297288Reading this made me sad
>>33297278latins/romance-speakers get laid too much to end up here
>>33297269All of that is wrong. Billionaires are dependent on population growth.
>>33297187The fact that most people who obsess over "porn addiction" tend to be fans of violent video games/movies, or even just straight up like to watch real life gore footage makes me think it's the latter. Until people can get me actual legit proof that sexually degenerate media somehow fucks with the brain while violently degenerate media doesn't, I think they're moralistic hypocrites.
>>33297294ok well what are some signs then from a boy that doesn't ask? do you even know?
>>33297302>most people who obsess over "porn addiction" tend to be fans of violent video games/movies, [etc]source? people like that are usually teetotaler luddites in my experience
>>33297301your notions of what the ruling class believe and desire are utterly outdated
>>33297251Because the former is what men want, and the latter is what men don't want. Simple logic.
Same with scribbling on themselves with permanent ink.
>>33297269I was only humoring you by entertaining the idea of a "billionaire class" anyway
>>33297276Never looked into it but I‘d assume the amygdala since it‘s ancient and thus probably more prone to not filter and go straight to instinctual response. Maybe MNS too. Or what are you hinting at?
>>33297305The average zoomer for one.
>>33297304there are no signs, because he isn't one
>>33297218>Should foot fetishists be rounded up?Emphatically yes.
>>33297302I also associate phrases like porn addiction with Tradwife culture, Jordan Peterson acolytes, New Apostolic Reformation Evangelicals, etc. - basically sects who are obsessed with a very rote and stifling idea of normalcy that doesn't account for freedom and individual choice, at least not without seeing it as morally fallen in some way.
>>33297285>boy>golden retriever gfI like the way you think
>>33297278>Italian>FrenchTwo of the most prolific hot femanons here are these but I'm not saying who
>>33297283I'm merely curious, wouldn't you be too?
>>33297288These are very specific
So regular model runways and lesbian twosomes don't turn you on? Now THAT'S kinda gay
>>33297311that hasnt ben my experience with zoomers
Your gender + What's your favorite "second-screen content"?
>>33297307You explain how billionaires don’t need workers or consumers lol
>>33297268It has been, should be quite easy for you to look it up and read more about it if you want to
>>33297307Go on X and look at the big names you don't usually describe to, most blue-check conservatives hand-wring over (implicitly American, implicitly caucasian) population growth. There is absolutely an elite discourse that pushes for more babbies from the ethnically and often culturally homogeneous American heartland.
>>33297288If you're going to use that same picture over and over, you might as well become a tripfag already.
>>33297320your questions are pointless
>>33297321to be honest it's a flimsy justification on your part as to why you don't want to have children
there are other reasons for that
>>33297211>birth rate crisis Boo hoo. The system isn't producing enough people to maintain constant consistent growth and perpetuate itself!
The solution is to adapt, change the system to adapt, and not to continually expect numbers-get-bigger to always be better. It's not to clutch our pearls because we'll have a smaller overpopulation of consumers.
>>33297301They're not really dependent on anything. At some point you just have enough to be the king of whatever garbage fire the world becomes, and 99% of people don't care about what happens to the world as long as they can be on top of it.
>>33297316I like the idea of having a long-term sexual partner who can switch between male and female on any given specific night based on their partner's desires, like that one nonbinary alien dude from Clive Barker's Imajica.
>>33297283I dunno whether to go see my hot ex girlfriend or stay home and play Crash Bandicoot 4
Fuck my gay life
>>33297320>>33297326I agree with both of you.
>>33297319F
I stopped using the second screen. There is no more content to watch, we have seen it all now.
I used to pray to Allah for times like this
>>33297310Uhh, yeah, sure.
>>33297317Hot French anons you say...
I'd better investigate.
>>33297319M
i dont have adhd
>>33297319M
Dubbed comedy anime
>>33297319I have one screen
>>33297323>blue check conservativesYou mean the political jobbers who are completely out of touch? That's who you think I should go to?
Should I take on a job as a Crime Analyst with my state government's public safety agency? The one part I have hang-ups about is that the specific unit is the one that examines evidence of people doing nasty shit to kids and I'm not sure I'm psychologically ready for that.
>>33297346How much do they pay
Also pussy
>>33297321What you are required to do is explain why billionaires can only ever depend on an ever expanding slave class
You are also required to explain why none of the ruling classes actions have actually demonstrated that they want or require an ever growing population
>>33297211Ensure men aren't violent towards women ever and then we can talk. If it takes surveillance state and robots set to kill, then so be it.
>>33297317i need an italian gf NOW!
>>33297329Billionaires don’t need anything and everyone can be “on top of it”?
This is good stuff haha
>>33297240A guy getting approached and flirted out of the blue is unusual to say the least so, even if it's understandable that it hurts you, I don't really think you should concern yourself with that, or think that it says something about you.
And as for being clueless that those girls were flirting with your friend, what did they say or do, and what were you thinking at the time?
>>33297334>There is no more content to watch, we have seen it all nowI have been a NEET for 7 years, and have done nothing but smoke weed and consume content within that time, and I can tell you right now this isn't true. I still find new series and anime I like that I didn't even know existed before.
>>33297354you are so out of touch yourself it's hilarious
what's next, you think the handmaids tale is in your future?
>>33297352There should be predator drones set to strike men who make untoward comments to women. It would probably save a lot of costs in terms of Title IX offices and so on.
>>33297324I'm not dumb and lame and gay so, no.
I'm literally so high IQ and so cool that no one could possibly emulate me.
So don't even try.
>>33297167 (OP)>If you want to remind us how much you hate people, then maybe try >>>/pol/ instead.what the fuck does that have to do with /pol/?
>>33297352If those robot looks like a woman and either steps on me before killing me or presses me against her until I suffocate, I'll support you.
Why do women with amazing figures wear baggy clothes?
>>33297346Better have a good healthcare package for the therapists you'll need.
>>33297352a guy got butchered by his wife recently in my country on the news, are we going to add that to the conditions?
>>33297363/pol/ is all about people blaming their problems on women, AAs, Semitics, Muslims, and so on
The more I interact with women, the more I am leaning towards asexuality. How can a man hear all the nonsense women talk about and still keep his sanity?
>>33297331oh boy, i hope there are more people like you in the world
>>33297319M
Family guy funny moments, subway surfers, and Mr. Beast
>>33297350I want to be a slave to a female billionaire who keeps me on a leash but also she lets me lick her and have sex sometimes
>>33297353Fr
I did a trial shift at an Italian restaurant recently and the manager is an Italian mommy, I almost fainted out of love
>>33297358Stop smoking weed, do a good drug instead like cocaine and get a job
>>33297365God this is hot
>>33297365whta kind of stupid question is that
it is self evident and doesnt need to even be asked
>>33297361Spoken like someone cool and with high iq indeed, lmao. Luckily, I don't think I could emulate you even if I tried.
>>33297355>what did they say or do, and what were you thinking at the time?playful sarcasm with them, which I cluelessly interpreted as just sarcasm.
>>33297365Because they a trannies and don't want you to see their anaconda
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>>33297374It was reverse psychology. There's always a bunch of turbo-autistics who do that sort of stuff.
It's a last resort when they've been intellectually beaten to death with their own leg.
Why do you come into my room at night when I am half-asleep and manipulate and torture my penis?
>>33297372>I did a trial shift at an Italian restaurant recently and the manager is an Italian mommy, I almost fainted out of loveitalian milfs man, good god
>>33297319m
i'm not so tuned out usually, at most i have music going. when i'm working, i throw on jerma streams to help pass the time, otherwise both my screens have code
>>33297350No it’s on you. When you say something that is a stark contrast to established facts you have to actually present your ideas. More than “billionaires” don’t need nothing. It’s not on us that you lack of education and settled with stubborn stupidity. We are not your mommy, time to grow up. Or don’t, we don’t mind laughing at you
>>33297273>>33297279I bark at everything.
>>33297277>Pugs tend to be intuitive and sensitive to the moods of their owners and are usually eager to please them.[4] Pugs are playful and thrive on human companionship. Pugs are often called "shadows" because they follow their owners around and like to stay close to the action, craving attention and affection from their owners.[12]>>33297280I don't know. Quiet, reserved, aloof, easily bored, prone to dark moods. I guess. Don't know how others see me.
>>33297365americans have poor dress sense and there's a deep rooted prudery in their culture
>>33297380Sorry I gotna bit horny in my post idk but she was so effortlessly tall and sexy and doting it was unreal
>>33297384>deep rooted prudery in their culture>tfw Americans wear American flag bikinis during beach trips on the 4th of July
>>33297359You have to explain why, like the other dummy. See
>>33297382
>>33297367Yes. Robots with adaptable deescalation training and self+other preservation protocol. It's how we train emergency responders.
>>33297375Playful sarcasm or bantering is a common way to build some rapport and tension. Did your friend and the girls knew each other from before?
>>33297382>u. When you say something that is a stark contrast to established facts yLmao, this is as dumb as appealing to "common sense"
You've not demonstrated in any way that this is established fact, it's merely an assumption you've made for on reason or another.
The actual facts are that the human population is in global decline.
I hope you are baiting because I want to believe you aren't actually a stupid person.
I am in my 30s, how can I look and feel younger again? I want to be forever 21.
>>33297384This is exactly what my friend said after she came back from working at an American summer camp
>>33297319M. Documentation and references for whatever project I'm working on.
>>33297392That was literally the opposite of common sense, how are you not getting this
>>33297391Nah she was just a stranger to them
>>33297384i love the implication that the whole world ISN'T just full of sluts and himbos. america is the reasonable one :|
>>33297361>I'm not dumb and lame and gay so, no.Thought you were friends with Mkg
>>33297390I'd rather not live in a technocratic robot hell world, to be honest
>>33297392Do you really care?
If you care, go and have some kids.
This isn't directed at you per say... perhaps sey? Par lay?
But look, man, politics is just philosophy for dipshits. Politics is what losers use to feel powerful.
Your country is falling apart like every other nation. Do something productive for yourself.
>>33297346>Should I take on a job as a Crime Analyst with my state government's public safety agency?Yes! Why not?
>examines evidence of people doing nasty shit to kids and I'm not sure I'm psychologically ready for thatOh, no. You shouldn't.
>>33297392Almost there, now connect the dots. It’s okay you can use google too
>>33297402Then join the amish. People are starting more amish communities nowadays too.
ah my brain plasticizing pills arrived! it's time to get a little silly...
>>33297397Ok, now you are just pulling my leg. There's no way you can't tell the difference between
"as dumb as appealing to common sense" and "is appealing to common sense"
why it is so common for women to be attracted to minors?
>>33297401I literally know none of the tripfags and have never been in their gay illuminati discord for homo homies.
>>33297394Upload you brain to Starlink, become one with AI and re-live your memories from the past.
>>33297411Bruh she's pretty mid lol
why do we have new avatarfags?
Why don't any of the FAQgots ever remind us that Avatarfagging is against the rules when they're quick to remind us of every other rule?
>>33297411Because the woman actually never grow up and seek for people on their mental level.
>>33297406you are not doing a good job at presenting your case
you expect me to just agree with you based on "vibes" and "it makes sense to me!"
>>33297383>PugsYou are a dysgenic retard living in constant pain and wishing for death
>>33297410What is this side show, you couldn’t explain the one thing you were raving about?
>>33297416>why do we have new avatarfags?I don't know, but he also seems to a ban evading VPN shitter.
Which is to be expected.
>>33297283I'm walking back to my ex gf's place rn at midnight cause she said she's lonely by herself and sent a sexy pic
I'm absolutely cooked....... I hope you guys have more willpower than me
>>33297416Jannies on this board don't care kek
>>33297420bait used to be believable, but now you're nothing but a horny little (You)piggy
>>33297419Yes, that's called Autism Spectrum Disease. It's in the DSM V, look it up.
>>33297399Then you should probably keep in mind that people aren't usually sarcastic, even playfully, with people that they barely know. It can make them look like assholes. If you've barely met someone and she makes a sarcastic comment about something that you both probably know won't make you mad, she's probably feeling something.
>>33297418What case? You were the one making wild statements and then spiraled, feel free to continue
>>33297394hgh, botox, makeup, explosive exercise, med diet
>>33297411There are no longer any young male teachers left in the public school system (or most k-12 schooling in general), so the only outlet for horny young single highschool teachers is their students.
>>33297416Cos I'm cool and obviously can code better than all of them combined.
What are you gonna do, ban me?
Ooooooooo~
No.
Rules of nature, bitch.
>>33297370>How can a man hear all the nonsense /atoga/ talk about and still keep his sanity?I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer.
>>33297413Didn't you talk to him a couple of threads earlier?
>>33297423Not even baiting and you still reply to every single one with cope.
>>33297419This was true before the antidepressants.
>>33297432Can’t explain your own post so it’s bait! This is amazing
>>33297433Checked and also true
>>33297390Why do the women murderers get de-escalation protocols but the male ones get slaughtered
Men, did you step on the rug kinksters in new york today?
>>33297411women try to fuck whoever or whatever they perceive to be at the top of the local social hierarchy, put them in a school and they'll assume some random teenager is king of shit mountain, put them on a rock quarry and they'll fuck the geodes, which incidentally is where crystal girls come from.
>>33297442>put them on a rock quarry and they'll fuck the geodes, which incidentally is where crystal girls come fromlmfao
>>33297442I'm not really on the top of anyone's social hierarchy and I get female social attention just for being a fixture in the neighborhood. Go figure.
ladies you had me at
>Mmmmm aluminum
where do I sign up
>>33297441Pour accelerant on him and light him on fire
>>33297435>>33297438>OOOOOH DADDY I NEED THAT BIG FAT FUCKING (You) IN MEok ok, but no more you greedy little whores
Is there a way to tame my frizzy hair without heat styling?
>>33297413Women, which fictional characters from Always Sunny would you have no-ties no-consequences sex with if you could?
>>33297455shaving your head
>>33297442This is why I hate women and stopped interacting with them. They are primates that do whatever their vagina tells them to do.
>>33297455Mousse? Gel? Spray?
>>33297411It’s not, so when it happens it’s sensationalized. Men get caught for rape every day, every week there is a new youth pastor that is being busted for molesting a bunch of kids. It’s not news anymore, it’s just life.
>>33297461>hating cute animals for acting on their instincts why are you brown?
>>33297453He said unaware of the irony
I won't accept apologies over random messaging boards
>>33297433Wake me up
>I can't wake ip
>>33297455You could get it relaxed by a black women
Are there women that like piv and oral? I feel likes its always one or the other.
>>33297460This will make you look like a SKINHEAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLn1vGXtvkM
>>33297463This, it's like a woman drowning her kids in the tub, who gives a shit, a man committing infanticide because he's a little sad that day on the other hand is big news, see Chris Watts, if he was a woman it wouldn't have even made five O'Clock news.
Women, every time I drink with this chick I know she lays her head on my lap.. I know it should be obvious but she is rather cold with me normally and we often go weeks without texting when i'm not in the city. What does she want?
>>33297475Around blacks never relax
>>33297486dick, validation, cuddling when drunk, has a crush on you, how are we supposed to know?
>>33297486Men, do you like it when you rip the fishnets off the oranges in a bag?
Actually, Louise is too adorable for swear words.
Too adorable for this disgusting place.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33297491GUUS GUSY GUSY GUYS THE FISHNETS ON THE ORANGES IS A TRICK ITS A TRICK IT MAKES THE FRUITS LOOK BETTER ITS A FILTHY TRICK RIP OFF THE FISHNETS TEAR TEM OFF
>>33297489Yes that's kinda the point. She gives no other indication of romance outside of this one act but it has happened on multiple occasions now. She is sort of autistic but I enjoy her companionship and don't want her to start being into me because it is effort to break off and fucks everything up. I know some people (women especially) get a bit cuddly when drunk. Hopefully it is this
>>33297499I'm a bitch nigga
Gender
What's the longest amount of time you've gone with heavy diarrhea where it was just a virus or bacteria that passed, I really really don't want to consult a doctor because I have no medical insurance.
>>33297499Yeah I am doormat desu
I thought the thighs were thicc but they were just flabby
>>33297500thats that shit I dont like
>>33297503M, i think when I had e coli I had like 2 or 3 days of that shit, was awful desu and I was sleepwalking n shit
See a doc if you can though brother, godspeed
>>33297503>What's the longest amount of time you've gone with heavy diarrhea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5x_9KEogM8
>I really really don't want to consult a doctor because I have no medical insurance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5x_9KEogM8
>>33297503M
Like 3 days I guess? They sell anti-diarrhea stuff at the grocery store for like $5, I'd say take the Pepto and see if that clears it up.
>>33297383>I don't know. Quiet, reserved, aloof, easily bored, prone to dark moods. I guess. Don't know how others see me.Alright, I dub thee a Japanese Akita.
Women would you be disappointed if your bf proposed to you at home instead of somewhere nice
>>33297516Was the Akita named Evita, like the dog in RENT?
>>33297411Anon, I could easily ask the same about men. Being a sick fuck is not exclusive to a single sex.
>>33297517yes. would be taken as an indication you're ashamed of her
>>33297517I would prefer it. I dislike making intimate moments a public affair. It should be just him and me.
>>33297503Week and a half after eating a crappy "pizza salad" at a Vegan restaurant.
Women who read erotica:
Do you read erotica exclusively from the male perspective, or do you also read erotica with a male PoV as well?
(For the sake of this question, gay erotica does not count, only Male PoV with a fem partner.)
>>33297523shut up moid, nobody asked you
>>33297500No bitch niggas
No snitch niggas
And no Twitch niggas
>>33297508Thanks for the reassurance.
>>33297525Yeah I also got it from Burger King.
Nerdy anons, we're so fucking back
>>33297522Men biological purpose is to spread their seed as much as possible. Women aren't getting anything out of this sick endeavor.
>>33297526*exclusively from the female perspective
Fuck me why do I not proof-read.
>>33297517I would like it to be private, but like a mountain top or something. Not next to the kitchen sink
>>33297517I'd prefer a midnight proposal in the middle of nowhere so I know he promises not to kill me.
>>33297531They say this post cock carousel
>>33297528Based
RIP the Iceman Etika )':
Joycon boyz for life
>>33297531>paris agreeing with meBased
>>33297455don't listen to the anons who talk down to you because they don't realize how different your hair is. summer humidity completely changes your hair into something else
1- greasy isn't any better so don't load it with product it won't be an improvement, just a sideways move
2- potentially just give up and wear a hat and wait for winter
3- keep it short, it helps
4- if you really need it to look nice, then, with nice short haircut, mist it up real good, brush it real good, put on a cap until it dries, then work in a small amount of hair mousse
Should I have known from the way you popped your collar sideways that it wouldn't last?
>>33297531paris-sama is so real for this
women in the know understand that nerdy guys fuck better
>>33297167 (OP)Women, do your normalfag friends actually ever seek out conversations online with people they don't know? Obviously you are outliers given that you're ITT, but I'm curious if the average woman actually seeks out online communities or friend circles. Especially if you've noticed a shift from how things used to be VS now.
I know there's social media or video comment sections, but more specifically forums/communities where you all interact directly as randos.
>>33297536I don't care how many cocks Paris Hilton has taken, I'd still be her pet dog
>>33297539Didn't you get pumped and dumped by a bad boy though
>>33297465You mean Frank
and also why???
>>33297539>>33297543I don't care about her opinions one way or the other but I loved her in Repo: The Genetic Opera.
women, would you date a normal-sized tyrion lannister?
Women:
How would you feel if a guy came up to you and said "Hey, wanna chat?"
Men, I've just shlicked to NTR doujin with goblins. Feel free to hate me
>>33297531nerdy boy x hot babe is a powerful combination
>>33297547Because he's funny.
>>33297544From what I know (maybe they don‘t tell me), no. The sane girls I know rarely use their phone for anything besides google or online shopping. They don‘t even consider it an option to socialize online.
>>33297552I don’t care at all but here’s your acknowledgement and hopefully more attention that you’re looking for!
>>33297552Damn.
Can I see the mess you made?
>>33297551sick to my stomach
>>33297550Can't I get kidnapped by Rhaegar?
>>33297554Panty x Briefs shipper, are we?
>>33297550In the original setting? Idk man he fucks a lot of whores…
>>33297546Paris Hilton is so... not very attractive.
>>33297542tf does that mean?
>>33297563somehow i know exactly what you are talking about, qt
>>33297567>Judging women by their appearanceSuperficial today, aren't we?
Women:
How would you feel if a guy came up to you and said "Hey, want a cat?" With a kitty in his hands
>>33297503M
I could eat actual rotting trash and be ok. Everybody at work gets horrendously sick from the deathpizza or w/e and it was just flowing out both ends and I was the only guy that is completely fine every time. A few times I've eaten bad eggs with far far too much siracha to mask the taste and it comes through my system in a couple hours as a spicy slurry in a quick bathroom visit, but that's it.
I'm designed to survive. You're not. Go to the doctor.
>>33297567To each their own, I think she's endearing as hell kek
Maybe I just relate to her with her crippling adhd but I think she's actually a sweetheart
>>33297570That wasn't actually me kek but I'm walking to my blonde ex's apartment right now ffs
>>33297572He will be raped.
Anally. By other men.
>>33297572yeah I want one but I am not ready to be responsible for another living being as long as I can‘t even take care of myself properly
>>33297571Her character makes her even far less attractive.
>>33297562>>33297565how about just personality-wise?
>>33297503Have you not been paying attention? Dumb moids keep dying of food poisoning because they won't go to the doctor. You won't be the first death that way this MONTH. Get to the doctor.
>>33297572Cats are cute, but I don't know if I have the means to take care of one right now.
>>33297552Why? NTR makes my heart sink everytime. Why do you enjoy such things?
>>33297577So he should say "You are my cat now" and just carry you home.
I once heard from a woman that stereotypical chads are terrible in bed, and I recently had a chad acquaintance basically confirm that while he was boasting about his sexual escapades
>>33297544No. Never. I’m the only one that use 4chan. Even when we use insta and stuff we never actually talk to anyone except out friend group
>>33297577You could take care of it together
>>33297552Based. Is it the one with the powerful sorceress that goes to get raped by goblins and then the goblins invade her town and enslave everyone, including her husband?
>>33297552>NTR doujin with goblinsa what now?? What is that, and what was the appeal?
>>33297585I can buy that. Steroids shrink testicles after all.
>>33297580I once got hemorrhoids and months of severe, bloody diarrhea and crippling constipation from eating conveyor belt sushi. It got so bad I couldn't walk. I eventually got better, on my own. I did get my internal organs scanned for tumors and there was no evidence of cancer.
>>33297585>chad is actually le terrible at sexpathetic incel cope
>>33297557>(maybe they don‘t tell me)That's a good point, actually.
Women, have you ever told anyone you know personally you use imageboards/forums?
Women:
If you could get away with it (AKA suffer no social repercussions for it) - what kind of sex work would you be comfortable engaging in?
Let's categorize it in different levels:
0) Absolutely nothing.
1) Online Softcore - Clothed lewd pictures or videos, sexy cosplay, nothing that shows tits or ass fully.
2) Online Softcore Fetish - Like above, but specific to some fetish (feet pics would go here)
3) Onlyfans Solo: Masturbation videos, nude pics, etc.
4) Full-on Porn: Can be with randos, professionals, or a life partner, your choice.
5) Stripper
6) Actual Prostitution
>>33297593Most chads dont roid, also shrinking your balls doesn't decrease erections, being on juice gives you more frequent, stronger boners
Why does my scrotal sack physically resemble a brain?
>>33297585She will not respect you if you're good in bed and care about her pleasure. The foids are still fucking the Chads they complain about.
>>33297598I would whore out male incels online.
>>33297579he‘s witty and funny, but also loyal and kind, he‘s honest or cunning, based on what the situation calls for, he‘s bitter but not cold, he tries to be reasonable but still can lose his temper, he is deeply human, I could fix him
>>33297596What's a pathetic incel cope is believing that "Chads" and "Staceys" are real and not just bogus-ass archetypes derived from archaic 20th century high school movies.
>>33297211i don’t give a fuck about getting pregnant or giving birth. I like my freedom to travel shop and fuck my bf whenever I want. I dont care dying childless
>>33297587No she's my ex but still blonde
>>33297590>>33297589No, it's a princess getting kidnapped during a goblin raid right after marrying a prince and raped by their warlord who then passes her on to his warriors
women do you think scrotes are gross?
>>33297580I mean I have no fever or sickness, it's just extreme diarrhea.
>>33297596>>33297602it's the incels who require chad to exist and be a perfect demi god who has them beat at absolutely everything
>>33297609Why are you trying to stalk your ex? I hope you don't have plans to rape her.
>29 day ban
How DARE you.
I am permaban worthy every time.
I actually do need to bounce for real. Later, nerds. Thanks for helping me relive my teenage years anonymously trolling people on /mu/.
>
We need to get ravaged by the sharty again
>>33297612>yeahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
>>332975980, I think prostitution can be hot, but not like this
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>>33297167 (OP)I hate women and they deserve to suffer for doing this shit.
>saves animals, foxes specifically >married a guy and had his kid>commits suicide despite having a kid just because of online “bullies”
>>33297251working and being a slave to a 9-5 gives me the freedom to do whatever i want with my own money. Staying home cooking and cleaning for a grown ass man to bring money is ridiculous
>>33297616>Why are you trying to stalk your exI'm not stalking her kek she just texted me at midnight saying she's lonely in the apartment alone and wants company
Ngl I should've just stayed home and slept though
>>33297619jannies be wildin
>>33297598I don’t get it, getting away with what? Money? we don’t suffer any social repercussions for this
>>33297626This is just mean spirited bait, man. Leave her alone
>>33297626I mean, you'll ban me but this guy is definitely a fucking janitor.
Sad.
No wonder twitter is objectively cooler.
>>33297626she killed herself because reddit bullied her because she fucked those foxes and sold the pics on OnlyFans
>>33297626Dude she was already suffering, she was very mentally unwell and battled it for years amidst all the other obstacles in her life
Anyway what this anon said
>>33297632
>>33297630>weI'm a guy and even I can tell you're a scrote.
>>33297626the foxes didn't need saving and she knew it
sometimes when people wrestle with the truth this is the only way they can cope
>>33297633You need to go back.
>>33297627nta but
>lives in the four hour life>considers it freedom
>>33297633>twitter is coolerwhere?
>>33297636What is scrote. The fuck are you guys talking about.
What if you got a license and could drive a car and you got away with it by society would you a) drive a car b) drive a car but different.
Women would you go participate in one of those penis festivals in japan?
>>33297552what's the appeal?
Women what's the fastest you can see yourself having sex with someone you haven't met yet?
How do I lose my virginity to a hot milf?
Sometimes I make the mistake on going on Reddit (yeah I know) and go on specific porn pages, and the women posting themselves there post some of the most braindead stupid shit imaginable.
Like I've seen at least 3-5 different accounts post pics with captions like "Being my friend means eating my asshole every day" or some dumb bullshit like that. Like I get it's clickbait/comment bait, but you're already posting pics of your ass on the Internet, do you really need a stupid caption to go along with that?
>>33297639Nietzsche is a whiny faggot.
>>33297642>>33297633twitter is run by clown show Elon Musk. It's not cool.
>>33297632>>33297633>>33297635Whine, whine, whine. Yap, yap, yap.
>>33297634There’s no reason to make up dumb shit.
>>33297650be like 9 years old and naively let your aunt take a bath with you
>>33297648I don't know, I guess normal NTR isn't degenerate enough for me anymore
>>33297651Just jerk off and leave man
Mainly Women, but men fine too, just state your gender
How do I "sexualize" my girlfriend more?
She complained recently I don't sexualize her enough, and I feel stumped. We give ourselves hj/bj almost daily, and I touch her throughout the day plenty. When I asked her what she wants, she wasn't sure, so I'm trying to mind read here, but that's another issue.
>>33297652Nietzsche will be remembered for centuries, you will never be a notable person
>>33297645A scrotum
It's also a slang term for men that was used by the Female Dating Strategy online community for a while. I'm not sure if they're still around, but they divided men into "Scrotes" (undesirable because of their behavioral patterns) vs. "High Value Males" (stable men who are desirable for LTR).
>>33297653And this place is run by men in woman-face, what's your point.
You do realize these kinds of posts
>>33297650 are written by schizophrenic men wearing women's clothing, right?
That's somehow better?
>>33297585>>33297596I don't know about Chad but the few times I figured I wouldn't see her again I didn't exactly bring my A-Game and I sure as hell didn't do any oral on them, that's just asking for cancer.
I've seen a gif of a woman masturbating herself by rubbing her pussy on the heel of her foot.
Women, do you do that?
>>33297626I started watching her videos after her death. I loved how puppy-like the foxes are (were?) and how well they got along with her dog.
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>>33297657>make up dumb shit oh really?
>>33297651Those specifically are OF girls
>>33297665I’ve never seen scrote on FDS
>>33297664>neitzsche worshipper goes immediately to appeal by popularitypottery
>>33297665I miss FDS, their advice was hilariously bad and almost perfectly tailored to land a "scrote" lol, I remember one of their tips was to take your man to a bar and see how he reacts if you flirt with other men, like what possible positive outcome could that have?
>>33297658i think that happened to a friend of mine unironically :(
>>33297666>muh T R A N S agendaMy dude, you are OBSESSED. That is not a good thing. Seek help.
>>33297673HES GONE
I will miss him forever
>>33297676it's actually an appeal to greatness, not popularity.
look at all the seethe he causes whenever he is mentioned
>>33297677>>33297675They also said stuff like to say no to dates that involve walking together (why?) because that was apparently "scrote" behavior.
>>33297677If he joins in flirting with the other men alongside you he has mildly homosexualistic tendencies, which the FDS crowd were against. They had numerous posts about being disgusted by or sad about the existence of bisexual and pansexual men.
>>33297672These animals out here getting more pussy than me ffs
my bf wants to have sex but i don’t want to lose my virginity yet. I don’t know what to do
>>33297687Their thing was basically holding out for a higher end restaurant date, despite the fact that most of them were in rather poor economic circumstances themselves. I can't help but imagine that the mods are a group of rich trust fund women with tall handsome husbands who get off on sabotaging poorer women.
>>33297685He lives on in our hearts
>>33297664>Nietzsche will be remembered for centuriesSo will Chris Chan.
>>33297689Exactly, these dudes have a repressed fetish for t-girl cock.
>>33297677the "sirenmaxxing" and "queen energy" shit was hilarious too
>>33297692Don't until you're ready
How long have you been together
>>33297692Vomit in his mother's car
>>33297701we have been together 7 months now but I’m scared he will leave after we have sex
>>33297687Okay… so what does that have to do with my post?
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>>33297670yeah, such a cute dog, shame if someone would do something weird to it and then for no reason at all, one day just offs themselves
MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS
BULLYING IS EVIL
>>33297707That's a pretty long time. Do you have any indication he'll do that. How is he generally.
>>33297672Oh. Wow. Such a big thing to bully someone over. She didn’t even show anything but her bra and panties. I was shit posting in the first place.
nta but check out this kitty that showed up on my porch
he wont let me near him yet though
>>33297707Do you think that your boyfriend would have waited 7 months for sex only to leave afterwards?I swear I don't get how some people get a partner.
>>33297659but what's the appeal of NTR in general to you?
>>33297712those are the pics one can post on a blue border you retard
>>33297647If I had a bodyguard.
>>33297692Tell him that you aren't ready for sex yet, simple as that. If he loved you he will understand and respect your wishes. This is a good way to filter out fuckboys btw. A man who truly loves you will never push for sex
>>33297716Being degraded and ruined
>>33297713Hello me brudda
>>33297710Your retarded ass doesn’t even know what she’s been through her entire life. No one cares about you children thinking women can’t have any issues, bud. Kill yourself already. Follow allow with what she did, cunt.
>>33297713I think you should name him "shit face". That would be funny
>>33297721how can you find something objectively bad appealing? mental illness?
>>33297711>>33297714I have friends whose boyfriends left after a year so 7 montths is nothing
>>33297723killing yourself when you have a kid is the most vile and egoistic shit ever, I hope she suffered before she died, fucking animal abuser
>>33297717Okay and?? Suuuch a big thing to talk about, nigger. Get over self and get a fucking grip.
>>332977077 months is quite a bit of "long game" if he was planning ump and dump.
>I'm scared he will leave if we have sexif he wants sex and you aren't having sex he's likely to leave you eventually regardless, you're kind of between a rock and a hard place here. I wouldn't say fuck him with the pure goal of keeping him around but you should strongly consider where you see this relationship going, if you're obsessive about saving yourself for marriage I'd ask when you think that would be? a year and a half? Two years? Five? Most men will wait for a while, but not forever.
>>33297692Virginity has no value.
But if you feel you are uncertain yet, talk about it with him.
>>33297707>I’m scared he will leave after we have sexThen he was not the right guy to begin with.
7 months is a rather long time.
But it seems you are just afraid of sex, so again, talk about it with him.
>>33297710There's nothing credible to suggest that she sexually harmed her animals, dude. Drop it.
>>33297713Kinda looks like he has long eyelashes with the black streaks
>>33297672>retarded fucking tattoosJust why? What makes them think tattoos are a good idea?
>>33297720>A man who truly loves you will never push for sex this is true. thank you for the advice!
>>33297731>sexually abusing an animal is no big deal!!!! spotted the dog fucker
>>33297730>again, no one cares about you thinking women can’t have issuesYou’d say the same thing about a female child or a female adult who doesn’t even have a child.
>>33297736didn‘t know the whole furry community was itt
besides, posing nude with your pets and selling the pics on OF is already too much because even if it would stop there, she knew exactly what her audience did
>>33297692desu i don't really want a virgin gf
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What do the Women think?
Met this girl about a year ago and we really hit it off. We hooked up, and that had some drama associated with it but that's another matter.
Right from the start of the relationship this girl stated she wanted to get married and I told her I was open to idea and that I wasn't too into the idea except as a stepping stone to having children.
After 2 months she started talking about weddings and shit like that. I indulged her in her musings and after a while she said she wanted to get married within a year. I told her this was way too soon and we both go in circles about the reasons but I didn't feel like marrying anyone in a year. She said instead of getting married we should do a hand tying ceremony and described it as a cutesy relationship thing and I agreed. Since I was pretty serious about this and thought, hey I might marry this chick, let's move in together and see what's up.
Afterwards I googled the hand tying ceremony and it's basically marriage. I confronted her and told her I felt tricked, She said she never tricked me and obviously it's what she meant.
Ever since most fight we had/ve go back to this topic about her not wanting to wait and me insisting we wait (at least more than a year or two). Thing is her instance and pushing to "closeness" to the point I feel I have to fight for privacy or time alone made my answer turn from maybe after more time knowing each other to I don't want to marry at all anymore. I have already told her this and she told me that a requirement for the relationship for her is to get married but it feels like we just put a pin in the situation and forgot about it until 2 weeks ago where she cried to me about it and says she feels horrible about not getting married yet.
>>33297739No worries babe
Put a weedbutter on my dick and got high. AMA
>>33297740Did she actually fuck the damn dog or are you making up nigger bullshit again?
>>33297713Cute. It's a calico so she's probably female
>>33297744I‘m not a man you dumb whore. Why don‘t you go back to sucking dog dick?
>>33297750Put it in your ass
>>33297729>whose boyfriends left after a yearHaving seen this happen to women in my own life they never had "boyfriends" they had dudes who saw them as a side project and were likely very low commitment the entire time. That stat about how 30% of men are dating vs 60% of women isn't all women dating older guys, it's a huge number of women who think they're dating a guy when they're a side piece at best. I suppose you should ask yourself
>have I met his family members>has he integrated me into his social circle>how much of his day is spent on me either directly or abstract>does he talk about a future together
>>33297757You’re fucking crazy. I’m good.
>>33297739That's not true. Sometimes you need to convince her to do things she doesn't want to do at first. She will later enjoy it as well.
>>33297750What race are you
>>33297755Now you’re spewing even more mentally ill nigger nonsense. This has nothing to do with being a man, retarded ass bitch…. You need to kill yourself.
>>33297764Part-Homosexual
>>33297764Part-Homosapien
>>33297740All I can say is
I wish I was the dog
>>33297764White European. I read about cannabinoid receptors in vagina and got curious.
>atoga is full of pedos and animal abusers
what a shit show
I miss my dogs. I don't have the means to get another pet right now, so I have to put up with it. There's a landscaper working on the backyard right now and he likes to bring his lab around. She's a sweet girl.
>>33297692Just say "No diamond keeping my hymen"
>>33297766>>33297767>>33297774There we go, the /atoga/ male ancestry.
Part-homosexual, part-homosapien, full retard
Women, my tea's gone cold. Why should i get out of bed at all?
>>33297773>4chan is full of degenerate nutcasesFtfy
>>33297775>She's a sweet girl.Nigger it's a dog not a human
You don't see cat owners saying this shit about their cats lol
>>33297778To reheat your tea of course.
>>33297729But I bet those boyfriends weren't waiting like dogs until they could get sex. If you want sex so much, you're not going to wait literal months.
>>33297775I miss my dog too. I miss her waking me up. I miss taking her out for walks out in the snow and playing with her. Dogs are awesome desu.
>>33297187It depends on the frequency and if you can stop it. Same thing like gambling, some people just play a slot machine on a night out and don't have much interest in seeking it out constantly, while others do.
Anything can be addiction, but stuff like videogames and porn are becoming increasingly in the addiction area (especially porn).
>>33297302Never heard that one before and I don't think it's accurate. Porn is more on the same level of TikToks, just quick dopamine hits. Stuff like Reddit and /gif/ have made it even more comparable since 30 seconds to 1 minute long videos are becoming the most popular types of porn video.
>>33297782What are you talking about? Cat owners refer to their cats as babies all the time.
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>>33297773I'm not a pedo or animal abuser
However I would be a shota or a dog for a bad bitch
Do you see the difference?
>>33297779Knower
Women would you date a man that only reads vanilla/wholesome doujins?
>>33297757>>33297760>>33297750Ram it up your poop chute. You know why.
>>33297775>>>33297782>Ignore this nigger, please. He’s talking bullshit. Dogs are even better than humans and deserve actual, honorable mentions. Everything they do should be celebrated. I miss my two cats as well…
>>33297792>Do you see the difference?no, kys pedo
>>33297791Touche, "baby" is more universal though imo
>>33297795Ofc it will work, not gonna risk going homo. Might try my armpit though..
>>33297777I am the full-retard.
Sometime it even is hard for me to handle, Ms. 7777.
Why do parents of autistic children put them on leashes in public?
>>33297803cause its kind of funny
>>33297803Some kids need a leash whether their autistic or not because they elope and run everywhere like dumb nigglets.
>>33297797Dogs are like a white trash Brit.
I have a bald spot. Will it regrow if a circle of men ritualistically bukkake and jizz on my bald spot with their cocks?
>>33297797>Everything they do should be celebratedMost dogs just chase after a stick, bark and shit all day dude
>>33297616I just walked home again cause she must've fallen asleep or something and isn't replying to my texts
I got baited man
>>33297809Try putting a high THC weedbutter on it.
>>33297810You should instead go to a sex club and get your cock sucked through a glory hole by a lonely old man.
>>33297808>Dogs are like a white trash BritAre you saying that I deserve actual, honourable mentions then
>>33297810You very obviously and simply do not understand what I’m talking about, dumbass cunt.
The outside world is so abrasive and unpleasant. I don't know how people enjoy this. It's fine because of alcohol, but these trips just make it clear that the only thing worth liking in the world is introvert stuff. Home, videogames, anime, YouTube.
>>33297803Because kids are stupid and autistic kids are autistic on top.
Don't want the little shitnuggets to run into traffic.
>>33297815You live in a Council House, don't you?
>>33297815Don't reply to me.
>>33297818Are you 28 year old avoidant girl?
>>33297784and you would know because?
>>33297803I have an autistic 4 year old and I've only ever used a leash on him when we went to the airport and he could've run off into a crowd, usually I just use the whistle on him, but obviously the airport is way too loud
>>33297721out of curiosity, are you just a sexually frustrated virgin?
>>33297829>use the whistle on himholy parenting fail
>>33297814You had me until "man"
>>33297816Sorry that I don't watch Rick and morty like you
>>33297820Council estate gang
Waiting for my job seeker's allowance to come through and smoking a rollie rn
>>33297822Soz
>>33297829How is your child now x
>>33297826Oh then stay at home, because it doesn't matter. lmao
>>33297516Does anyone want an Akita BF?
>>33297818Your opinion man
>>33297832it makes him come back
>>33297835he's building legos and seems pretty chill
Women can you unmake me, please?
>But most privelaged of all are those who have not been born, for they have not seen the evil under the sun -King Solomon
>>33297843*cuts you in half*
>>33297823I was a 28 year old AvPD back in 2015. I'm not now
>>33297840One-on-one and small groups are good. Don't get the appeal of large ones
women, if i woof will you praise me?
>>33297841Aw good for him <3 my autistic bro is also super good at lego
What kind of stuff does he like to make?
>>33297848Did you ever have a relationship or sex
>>33297850No, quit being a gross pervert.
>>33297847OUCH!
That hurt!
>>33297844how old?
do you think a bf would cure your fetish?
women why dont you tell me something i dont know?
>>33297886Um, your face is on backwards.
>>33297886your shoes are untied
>>33297552I don't hate you as long as you don't fantasize about NTR with an actual partner. That shit is foul.
>>33297867I don't know. I never had a bf
Women if you were president of the world for a day, what would you do?
Men, do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
>>33297903This you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvgsGBzuurU
>new gf wants to have sex all the time, literally 4 or 5 times per day
>texts me to come over most nights
>is thrilled i enjoy sex as much as her
>but im also starting to get tired of it and want to ease it back for a little while
>dick is literally bruised and i cant even get hard to masturbate anymore
>not sure if this will offend her or make her not want to have sex more when i am more in that mood
Girls; is there a way I can have this conversation with her? Would you understand if your bf wanted to ease back on sex and seeing you almost every night?
>>33297907castrate all rapists, sexual assaulters, abusers, and pedophiles then give them the death sentence.
Ban pornography.
>>33297912All my life lol. Can I have a redo please
>>33297907Universal basic income.
Do guys know that when they put butter ass bios where they’re complaining that they’re going to get significantly less likes?
>>33297912No
I'm a ship adrift
The lighthouse is gf which I don't have
>>33297912Yeah... all the time
>>33297919Thanks president mommy, now I can stay NEET for longer yayy
>>33297907Kill all people who supported COVID mandates, all terminally online people, and everyone with political brainrot. A lot of the world's problems would be solved with those people gone.
>>33297843Solomon is my favorite character in the Bible, seconded by the Witch of Endor, but this is not a great take.
>>33297920No, they're autistic and think it will make women like them for being bitter retards so they can continue to be insufferable at women instead of not doing that.
>>33297920>butter ass bios where they’re complaining
>>33297926lol imagine fantasizing about Hitlering people, you must really be a maladjusted freak for this to be the first thing that occurs to you.
Women your bf sends you a video
>4 mins long
>Its a guy doing a skit where he plays different characters having a conversation
>The woman character is just him wearing a towel on his head
Do you watch it?
>>33297931Why is my BF sending me his old Youtube videos from 2012?
>>33297907let the nukes fly
>>33297931>4 excruciating minutes of some late 2000s YouTube Fred-tier crapI'd probably block you.
>>33297929Im cooking don’t pay attention to the typos
>>33297920Yeah, they're just done with the app so they do that. Also why they send incredibly retarded horny texts and ask to meet up ASAP
Also women do this even worse, they go like this: "stop sexting/asking to meet up at your place" instead of letting retarded men tell on themselves
Relationships are not worth it nor beneficial to autists. I've learned this lesson the hard way, and far too late. You may think you want a relationship, but you only benefit for as long as you can mask/larp as a normie, and then afterwards all it does is send you into constant over-stimulated autistic burnout.
>>33297587Ngl I feel kinda bad that she asked me to come over and then (presumably) just fell asleep, after I said I was coming over and assembled some things to bring her lol. I only live 15 minutes away, so why even ask me at all.
She also hasn't brought up the topic at all of dating again; I kinda thought that's why she wanted to meet me this afternoon but apparently not. I just feel like she is using me as company and money/free stuff at this point desu.
Anyway I'm back home sweating my balls off but playing Crash 4 life is good I guess. Sorry for venting here lol
>>33297938>say nothing sexual>risk being seen as boring or not taking risks>say something sexual>risk being seen as hornyposting retardThere's no winning.
>>33297928>>33297920I actually have definitively proved that by taking a regular guys bitter ass bio and changing it to something slightly quirky.
He got 3 matches immediately. And then when none of them wanted to put up with his negative dialogue, he changed it back and continued to not get any more matches. Lol
>>33297944Iktf, I think if you don't enjoy having friends then you won't enjoy having a girlfriend/boyfriend. No matter how attractive you find them and how well you get along, you still have to adjust your lifestyle significantly and compromise on longterm goals. You can find a purely sexual fuckbuddy, but at that point you may as well just jerk off at home and save yourself the hassle. Therefore, I agree relationships are pretty useless for asocial autists
>>33297904did you have any toys or always use your hands?
if you do so what kind do you have/which ones would you like to get?
Whats the biggest lie you've told your parents?
>>33297955>taking a regular guys bitter ass bio and changing it to something slightly quirky.What did he change on it exactly? Was it bitter but with a bit of a joke about it?
>>33297958I told my mom I have 2k in savings
I actually have -1k in my account
>>33297955I don’t even have kid and I’m not old or fat but every time I see some dude complaining about any of those thing in his bio it’s an immediate no
>>33297961Bitterness is not funny or a joke. We can smell you.
>>33297920Are zoomers putting butter on their ass
>>33297962yikes, might have to start sucking dick and selling coke
>>33297965I don't have that on mine, I'm just curious what his was. I just have some jokes about my job and some stuff about what I like to do, nothing negative.
>>33297963Your radar is correctly calibrated. Those guys DO NOT want help. They want to hurt.
>>33297968I'm not a gaylord wtf
And nah not selling any more coca cola
>>33297919Ngl pretty based. More people are realising financial outcomes are stacked against them despite being fiscally responsible. This exploitative shit has to stop.
>t.born in crumbling commie shithole
women do you like men skinnier than you?
>>33297973Just makes me think that in a relationship they’re gonna whine and bitch about everything and compare me to other women. Like I don’t know why they think putting down random women is gonna make me wanna get with them
>>33297978dont you dress in drag?
>>33297956I enjoy having friends. You hang out for a few hours, then go your separate ways. Living with someone fucking sucks. Sharing a life with someone fucking sucks. Having to compromise on things that matter to you fucking sucks, but you're forced to, unless you get lucky and find an autistic copy of yourself. Sex becomes a chore when the person you have it with is constantly triggering you in some way. All this while knowing you're the unreasonable one - at least in everyone else's eyes.
>>33297983gymcel here
if you have legs like the right theres nothing you can do unfortunately
>>33297958Lied about being in college for a whole semester
If I had ubi I'd just sit at home playing video games all day.
>>33297991I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning within a year.
>>33297991Urinary bract infection?
>>33297958That I didn't have a boyfriend
>>33297989Same. I got kicked out for that - though sometimes I suspect that that was an excuse to free up my bedroom for the new baby my mother wanted.
>>33297992If I had any money left after basic expenses I'd save it and buy a gun to shoot myself eventually
>>33297993Universal basic income
>>33297917>castrate all rapists, sexual assaulters, abusers, and pedophiles then give them the death sentencebased
>>33297988Try cycling to work and back, and recreationally, not gym cycle.
>t.cycler to free weightsThe meme is real especially on fixed gear.
Should I give myself bangs again? They look good but only if I style them, which breaks me out a lot.
>>33297989This but it was high school
>>33298004Dont Don’t do it
Has anyone ever tried putting salt in their coffee?
>>33298010Look, we have a fucking chemist here
>>33297981Yeah I saw my first fent fold last week in my city. Usually it's just guys that pass out drunk on my street. Infrastructure is crumbling and it's only a matter of time before it dives in a freefall. My grandfathers were lucky to die before seeing this pathetic mess.
>>33298010No but I have heard thats a thing people do
If I had ubi I'd STILL BE SHITTING MYSELF VIOLENTLY 15 TIMES A DAY CAUSE OF FUCKING BURGER KING
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>33298013It’s supposed to make it taste better for science reasons
>>33298010Yeah, a pinch of Celtic sea salt. Nice start to the morning.
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Women what do you think of vore
>>33298010I tried it but I didn't notice a difference
>>33298013It's supposed to take away some of the bitterness, some people swear by it apparently
>>33297985Oh they do. They bitch and complain about all of their problems despite being the """"logical"""" gender.
>>33298022Based literal pedophile
>>33298025She’s beautiful. The most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. I wish I had been able to hold her better.
>>33297983The reversal of their sitting positions rustles my jimmies.
>>33298027I swear to god men say that we’re more emotional only because they’re coping hard as fuck. They get so upset about the tiniest shit
>>33298010Yeah. Not sea salt, the iodine kind. And not to insane roasts that are intentionally bitter. But like, a McD hot coffee. At most two packets for a small. Add sugar and cream, tasty.
>>33298004yeah but the kind that frames your face not that style that makes you look like a retard
>>33298035Men really need to learn actual emotional regulation. How do we get them to do that? It's ok to cry guys. I'm serious. And like genuine sadness crying and not the larp whining.
>>33298035>>33298027Men don't think anger is an emotion when they're the ones expressing it, and they bottle up their sadness and don't count that either.
>>33297987OK well sounds like you might enjoy a friend with benefits then, or just a partner you're compatible with so you don't have those grievances
I don't think I'm autistic tho just avoidant so I can't speak on that front
Femanons, have you ever slept with a Black guy?
>>33298029>. I wish I had been able to hold her betterDid you try telling her to make weight. Or is that why she dumped you.
>>33298051No, metaphorically, we could not handle each others emotions.
>>33297991>sit at home playing video games all dayThis is basically what I'm doing atm desu until I get another job
>>33298010Yeah, it tasted like ass
>>33298045Can I cry on your boobs
>>33298035>>33298045>>33298047>Reddit/twitter talking pointsget some original thoughts and opinions, i beg you
>>33298028Not a literal pedo. I just prefer a more compact design.
>>33298045I haven't cried in 3 years I think
What about the rest of you guys
>>33297912>Men, do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the windA bit. Life's unexpected detours continue to surprise me and I have very few tethers in left in this world, which I feel counterintuitively makes me stronger and more resilient.
>wanting to start again?Aw hell no. I've learned to much and traveled too far to start again. Anyways, every day is the start of a new journey.
>>33298029just get back with her
>>33298050No, why would I want to do that?
>>33298045Idk force them Id say force them into therapy but desu the therapist is probably just gonna tell they they’re not the problem
>>33298061Probably not a good idea. I need to be better and so does she.
Lots of fireflies out tonight, despite them being endangered.
>>33298064it’s not possible to become better with eachother?
>>33297919>Universal basic income.What exactly does this mean? Everyone gets neetbux? That sounds...untenable.
>>33298067I don't think I've ever seen fireflies in my life
>>33298055>Can I cry on your boobsIf you're the person I like, I'd nurse you and dry your tears.
>>33298070Woah. They're pretty cool. What country you live?
>>33297958>Whats the biggest lie you've told your parents?That I didn't set the fire intentionally.
>>33298068It doesn’t seem like it. We’d just tear each other apart. I couldn’t grow out of it, neither could she. There has to be meaningful change before we can even explore that as an option.
Men
Do you prefer abs or soft chubby belly in women?
>>33298075Edgelord behavior.
>>33298067Lucky, I haven't seen them since leaving the mountains in the east. ):
>>33298010I used to put some in my grounds for each pot. I preferred my results with cinnamon though.
>>33298079Neither. Smooth.
>>33298063Yeah, how do we get therapists to make men more accountable for their emotions? Thinkthinkthink
>>33297958I held off on telling them I'd quit a job while I was still receiving severance.
I deliberately avoided mentioning to them that I'd had gay, poofter sex with men as well as sexed up a few women.
>>33298079abs but i like both
>>33298074Canada. I live in the city but even when I was out in the country I never saw em.
>>33298080You'd think so. But it was actually over-intelligent arrogance.
>>33298082I live in the suburbs couple hours away from the city, we still get some thankfully.
>>33298086So, which is it? Should men be more "open" about their emotions or should they be held "accountable" (aka punished) for emotional expression? Which is it? Make up your damn mind.
>>33298079Soft belly I can wrap around my pp but abs are by no means undesirable
>>33298090Ah. I think they're more common towards the eastern side? Never been to Canda though.
>>33298079I like both, but I think the abs/core strength is hotter. From my experience, it means she'll be able to ride you really hard.
>>33298079Flat>chub>abs>fat
I have no argument to defend this opinion.
>>33298092>I am very smart, look at me!
>>33298095NTA
They should be more open about their emotions so they’re not fucking flying off the rails at every minor inconvenience
>>33298067I always get a shock when they run into my windshield at night because the glow stuff spurts into a firework.
WOW
It really, truly is nobler to have loved and lost.
I know how lucky I am to have had such a mutually agreeable ending to the relationship, but still.
To be loved is to be changed, and I am forever grateful.
>>33298101Flying off the rails -is- a form of being open about your emotions.
>>33298084I would try that, but I hate cinnamon in my coffee, even though I love it in every other context
>>33298079not full on abs, but when there is a very faint outline
As long as she's not obese it's all good though
Women should not be dictating how men express our emotions. Just leave us tf alone
>>33298104thats just low iq behavior
>>33298097Lol I am in the east. I guess I just got unlucky.
>>33298101>Men should be more open about their emotions>Except the ones I don't like, like sadness, depression, self-doubt, fear, lack of confidence, overly bold social awkwardness, or social withdrawal, all of which I misinterpret as bubbling violent anger and a red flag that they're going to unalive meThis is what you sound like
>>33298095The answer is open so they are not shaken soda bottles that would do bad crimes to be punished for. Stop white knuckling. You're allowed to be emotive.
>>33298111Men need to stop killing and abusing us and then maybe we can worry about not dictating your emotions
>>33298115I've seen fireflies bunches in the Appalachians and in the DC-Maryland-Vagina area.
>>33298079Whatever this is.
>>33298122if men kill and abuse women then i am not a man
>>33297245Who?
>>33297289How about: it's anything that's designed to make you fap to it
>>33298108And then I can't use my wipers because then I'll have a whole galaxy blocking my view.
>>33298120But you're literally shaming men for being emotive by saying that men crashing out scares you. Consider the hypocrisy.
>>33298067>despite them being endangered.They don't know that.
Women, what are your thoughts on deepthroating and/or facefucking?
How are your skills?
>>33298111No. Leaving you alone lead to incel culture. Fix your stupid shit mental. NOW.
>>33298122Got it. So, men feeling depressed at ending a relationship or losing a job is something they shouldn't do because having that feeling is a red flag for abusive behavior from them, is what you are saying. I think I understand.
>>33298123Yeah Canada doesn't stretch that far down. I guess they're just rarer the more north you go.
>>33298130That's a cool image.
>>33298127ikr, they really think we're all out there murdering women
>>33298136No, what I’m saying is don’t hit your fucking girlfriend because you’ve been bottling up your rage and you wanna take it out on someone
>>33298067they arent endangered though
"fix your shit men" how about I just fucking kill myself how about that.
>>33298143Oh. I thought they were
>>33298147you cant trust social media fearmongers
Is it wrong to use a relationship as motivation to fix your life?
I asked ChatGPT to summarize the discourse over male emotions in this thread. Here's what I got:
This thread is a chaotic and emotionally charged mix of semi-anonymous voices negotiating gendered emotional expression, power, accountability, and validation—a discursive battleground that reveals conflicting cultural narratives around masculinity, femininity, vulnerability, and moral authority. Here’s a breakdown of the discursive dynamics at play:
Core Discursive Themes
Masculine Emotional Regulation vs. Suppression
BlueValkyrie and a few others open the thread with concern about men’s lack of emotional regulation—framing it as a societal issue. There's advocacy for men expressing “genuine sadness,” not performative or deflected emotions like anger.
Several anons push back, with sarcasm, defensiveness, or confusion about what emotional openness actually means for men, especially when their expressions (e.g., sadness, anger, fear) are often pathologized or dismissed.
Gendered Double Standards & Emotional Policing
Some users (e.g.,
>>33298095,
>>33298116,
>>33298131) call out what they see as contradictions: women asking for emotional openness from men, then reacting negatively when men express emotions that aren’t sanitized or convenient.
BlueValkyrie is perceived by some as issuing mixed messages—both demanding emotional growth and simultaneously suggesting men’s emotional volatility is dangerous.
Incels, Therapy, and "Fixing Men"
There’s a recurring subtext (especially from BlueValkyrie and others) that emotional repression in men contributes to social dysfunction like incel culture and violence. This assigns a kind of social responsibility to men for the consequences of their inner emotional lives.
Therapy is mentioned, but often with cynicism—therapists are dismissed as either ineffective or too lenient with men, feeding a view that male vulnerability is both demanded and discredited.
Sexualized and Derailing Interjections
>>33298131MEN SHOULD NOT BE CRASHING OUT UNSAFELY AND PUBLICLY.
Men should be """crashing out""" in therapy and getting their mental corrected.
>>33298151>semi-anonymousThe AI is wise
>>33298145Lets be real, women don't give a shit about that
MEN SHOULD BE DYING IN WAR AND BUILDING HOUSE YEEEHAW!!1
>>33298151Fuck off with your ai vomit.
you are supposed to post AI slop images not text
>>33298161I'm a lover not a fighter
>>33298131No one is shaming you for being emotive. They’re shaming you for emotional violently and dramatically because you’re suppressing your emotions instead of dealing with them and expressing them in a healthy way on a regular basis
>>33297598All of them (only if I could also suffer no mental or physical consequences)
>>33298151How did you even give it the information. Did you just copy paste the thread into the chatbox. How did it know how quoting works and who responded to who.
Male anons, don't fall for their grifting
>>33298170No, the women in this thread literally shaming men for crying in public or looking wistful and melancholy when they hear a song that meant a lot to them when they were growing up.
>>33298072Idk if you like me rulebreaka
>>33298150No. I'm tricking myself by doing just that. But without the relationship.
>>33298174Point me to the post that says that please
>>33298173She look like a ratchet bitch tho tbf
>>33298161id rather build war and die in a house
>>33298161Dying in war is increasingly becoming a thing of the past for the world's military forces as military forces increasingly lean into MOTW and gray zone activities such as cyber, space, and information warfare.
>>33298079I like both but choose soft belly. More kissable and squishy and cuddly
>>33298126Based mickey mouse shorts
>>33298150I don't think it should be the sole motivation but imo there's nothing wrong with wanting the best future for you and your partner and thus working towards that
>>33298155Can I crash out on your boobs
>>33298180Why do these guys look so much better than men today look. Niggas are so ugly nowadays.
>>33298170So if some dude picks his nose and rubs the snot on my face I should just show emotional maturity by standing there and being humiliated instead of kicking his ass? Is that what you're saying?
>>33298185No, that’s not dramatic. That’s perfectly reasonable.
>>33298181>Message Of The WeekNow THERE'S a way to conduct warfare.
>>33298184>Why do these guys look so much betterBecause they ate healthy food and actually worked for a living instead of sitting on their ass eating slop and playing vidya all day
>>33298184they just look like regular white guys
if clean shaven and being skinny came back into style everybody would look like that
I love wear little pigtails but I don’t want borderline pedos to perv on me. What do I do?
>>33298188Military Operations Other Than War.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_operations_other_than_war
>>33298175Idk you, anon. Who be ye?
>>33298196we used to talk on the cytubes back in the day teehee
>>33298195Oh, like a "special operation"?
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>>33298194One or the other babe. What's it gonna be.
>>33298183>Can I crash out on your boobsLike collapse and not like mushin em, sure. Idk why you'd yell into my boobs.
I'm confused.
>>33298150It helps a little, but it isn't the ultimate answer. Finding a job you somewhat enjoy or at least don't dislike feels much better.
>>33298203Is he shitting himself from huffing raid
>>33298194i associate pigtails more with krauts than little girls tbqh
i mean if your an adult idk see how pedos would like you
The closest men get to therapy is screaming several months worth of grievances at their girlfriend, breaking down into tears because of their father's anger issues being the reason they're like this, and then expecting sex.
>>33298204Why’s it gotta be one or the other? I go to much hair to be leaving it all down in the summer, and my layers may ponytails look weird
>>33298214Why not braid it
>>33298213I was seeing a therapist for a while because I was getting bullied by my manager, afraid I was dying of cancer which I btw didn't have, and was worried that women thought I was a creep without me doing anything to suggest that. The therapist was okay but I think they were in a bit over their head with some of the concerns I brought in.
very horny wish i was getting impregnated rn
>>33298210That is correct
>>33298213My father's issues weren't anger, they were that he didn't understand sarcasm or hyperbole. Like if you said "man, I hate that guy" about a classmate he'd warn me he thought it was a death threat that I could get in trouble with the police for or some shit.
When we were watching a movie or TV show together he'd often not understand when a character was being sarcastic or telling a joke and I'd have to explain it to him.
>>33298213im glad i had a happy drunk father instead of a beat-my-wife-and-kids drunk father
>>33297730People kill themselves when they suffer therefore they deserve to suffer for killing themselves -> very roundabout logic
>>33298200>cytubesRemind me what that was? Not quite sure you even really know me.
>>33298203This can't be real this can't be real this can't be real-
>>33298207I wouldn't tell at or hurt em, just pass out from tiredness
>>33298103How was it agreeable?
>>33298224He also didn't understand satire. He thought the movie Team America: World Police was 100% serious.
>>33298218Sorry, femanons hate us right now for being abusers or something, so i'm not in the mood to humour you
>>33298217Most therapists are no better than AI, and respond in largely useless general platitudes. Journaling and then giving yourself a pat on the back while saying "there, there" is the same thing.
Glad you don't have cancer, anon.
>>33298184im gonna shave now
like 5 passes
gonna be smooth as fuark
>>33298213Imagine having a father
Actually the closest I got to therapy was seeing an addiction counsellor at the youth centre who was double my age and being desperately sexually attracted to her
>>33298230She didn't beat me to death or chop off my Johnson for breaking up with her
>>33298229>I wouldn't yell at or hurt em, just pass out from tirednessOf course~
>>33298236I got sent to an addiction counselor my senior year because the guidance counselor found an ounce of kava powder in my bag and thought it was serious hardcore drug shit.
>>33297352>Ensure men aren't violent towards women ever and then we can talk.I would love to dear, but I've seen what women do to mean that aren't violent enough to women. I want to make you happy, but I REALLY don't want to end up like those men. My apologies.
>>33298224>>33298231I think he might have been autistic
>>33298248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkO-WAi5Og4
>>33298244TIL what kava powder is lol
They prolly thought you were doing lines of that shizz
>>33298231NTA
Anon, does your father wear a helmet by any chance? Did he ride the short bus to school?
Your gender + Do you like when the opposite gender flirts by teasing you?
>>33298248Alternatively you can skip the queue if you're a blondie
>>33298245Target the women that want men to be violent.
>>33298256It annoys me in the moment but is lowkey hot
>>33298255No, but if he was autistic like
>>33298249 said and which is plausible, he masked very well by picking highly social careers that required him to actively listen to other people and focus on their own experiences rather than his own.
>>33298256M
no i dont like teasing it hurts my feelings
im too insecure to brush it off and let it bother me even though she doesnt mean it
>>33298256M
Sometimes fun
I do it a lot lol
>>33297958that she was a good mother
>>33298256Physically or Verbally/Textually?
>>33298243Cute gif
I wouldn't want to crush em ofc but that's sweet
>>33298227Where we used to stream cartoons and other nonsense, you added playlists of videos and I'd chat to you about how you were doing with your kid and health and stuff... it was years ago so...
>>33298256Yes, it's titillating but I also suffer from autistic mental diseases so I sometimes don't know if they're bullying me, being friendly, or flirting.
>>33298266>I wouldn't want to crush em ofc but that's sweetrule breaker is a fat middled age woman that fucks dogs btw
>>33298264My mother has come to accept that I am pansexual but when I was 12 she was worried that I was "acting gay" and "talking in a gay voice" so she tried to warn me away from being gay with this wildly confabulated story about how the actor Phil Hartman died from having been dismembered by a gang of hooligans while leaving a gay bar.
>>33298267M or f bro come on
>>33298272Don't ruin my fantasy
>>33298276ya your mom did fail pretty bad because you turned out gay
Why are my muscles all sore. I wasn't even fucking using them.
>>33298257im blonde… can we fuck now
>>33298281Ha ha, very funny. Also, that's now how Phil Hartman died.
>>33298282for me, it turned out to be that I've been having seizures in my sleep
>>33298284Nta but I'm also horny, can I cuddle and cum in you
>>33298266Still not sure if this is a psyop or data bro.
But you can have headpats.
*patpat*
>>33298284Not yet sweetheart. How old are you I gotta get an idea of how our kids will turn out.
>>33298284This isn't the bipolar blondie girl is it...
>>33298276>pansexualWhat does this mean? You find frying pans hot?
>so she tried to warn me away from being gay Your mother is based, too bad it didn't work
>>33298286>Ha ha, very funny.I'm 100% serious. Success as a parent means raising offspring that will successfully raise offspring, etc. Not only did you grow up to be something that normal humans react to with instinctive disgust, you won't qualify as a successful human being at the most basic level. Your mom really FUBAR
>>33297211Women are so committed to avoiding responsibility and accountability that they will allow the species to go extinct and they'll blame men for it.
>>33298287Oh so I'm fucking dying excellent.
>>33298292>she doesn't even remember D:I'll take a headpat tho, elf person
>>33298295You know pansexual means I fuck women too, yeah?
>>33298297nah it turned out not to be that big of a deal, I just have to be sure to get enough sleep and avoid stuff that triggers them.
>>33298300I do remember doing that. I do not remember doing that with a male.
>>33298282You might be getting sick, as I get older that's become a sign I'm coming down with something. Basically your immune system and blood cells are distracted from their usual duties by the illness
>>33298304Were they all over or localized. Yesterday it was in my bicep and today it's in my forearm.
>>33298302nta
i thought it mean you liked flattening your dick with a frying pan
>>33298256M
No I am very sensitive and get my feelings hurt too easily
>>33298302IF you could fuck women lol, and no I, like most people, don't give a flying damn about how you label yourself. STD ridden freak
>>33298304Since you have seizures, I have decided to nickname you Jerky Joes.
She still barely interacts with me, a snap a day to keep our streak and some reels every other day or so. Haven't tried to text her in a week, and before that it had already been a full week since I heard from her. I've heard from a mutual friend she's not doing well and even had a breakdown earlier tonight. But after what I did to her she's probably still upset with me and I don't want to risk making her mental state worse by attempting to reach out, but at the same time I'm hitting a depressive spiral really bad.
>>33298307I'm 21 so not old. Nor am I sick.
>>33298311You won't be laughing when you find me in bed with your mom giving her an orgasm.
>>33298290>cum in youyes please cum in me
>>33298308I was doing the biological equivalent of T-posing. it's unlikely to be something that'll just target just your bicep or something. you probably just whinged a muscle if it's in just one place.
>>33298317Already posted this itt moron
>>33298317age of consent in michigan is 16
>>33298315You have GRID
https://www.nytimes.com/1982/05/11/science/new-homosexual-disorder-worries-health-officials.html
>>33298314A snap a day keeps the (you) away
>>33298317I rarely feel sorry for the victims in these cases
>>33298318ok baby, then can I spoon and play with your hair
or do you want a snacc and bedtime story lel
>>33298317Listen teachcels. I will offer myself as tribute, so just stop this.
Take your frustrations on me instead
>>33298314>what I did to herWhat did you do?
>>33298306>do not remember doing that with a malewhat the hell man
Men
Age
Do you have savings?
>>33298323You are OBSESSED with AIDS
>>33298333What kind of a question is this
>>33298333M
26
No lmao I have -£842.41 in my bank account
>>3329833327
Yeah, very minimal nowadays after my 5 month vacation, but I’m rebuilding
>>33298327spoon and play with my hair…
>>33298333M20
i have like 2 grand
not savings just money in my account i havent spent on stupid bullshit yet
>>33298333M, yes, I have two retirement funds from separate employers and a mutual fund
>>33298333M25
Yes, but not enough to take 6 months off or something
>>33298344There's women who will do the same.
>>33298134Like it, but I suck at it. Pun partially intended.
>>33298344Couldn't pay me to care
>>33298340>5 month vacationWhere did you go?
>>33298325She had told me she still cared about me and didn't want to leave my life but out of the blue stopped replying to my messages. I know I hurt her but even she admitted we were both drunk and I wasn't fully to blame. She even apologized when I cried at the thought of losing her forever. I can handle some time apart but not having her there to reach out to really hurts.
I'm trying not to dump these feelings on our mutual friend since they're already handling her horrible mental state but at this point I might try and push for some contact.
>>33298331We were both getting blackout drunk constantly and one night I got more drunk than her and started feeling her up and trying to put my hand in her pants, but she was just sober enough to not want me to. I was completely unaware and have no memories of it, but we had a friend over that verifies what happened. She's been worried about if it had happened before and hasn't been able to shake that thought. It's not like we'd never fooled around drunk before, but I guess each time requires unique consent. I already got a chance to apologize like crazy but I feel the need to do it again at this point.
>>3329833329
Depends on how you feel about crypto as a store of value
>>33298350It was a staycation. I spent five months in bed masturbating with sex toys.
>>33298350I went to Hell, aka stayed in my house and didn’t leave for 5 months.
>>33298347women won't survive the great waifubot replacement that's coming
>>33298332My brain before these beef drugs was insufficient of RAM. I'm surprised I can still recall much of anything rn. I have relearning to do.
Women, thoughts on men who shoot each other with Roman candle fireworks?
>>33298356Did you not hear the part where I said women will do the same with their husbandbots?
Women why don't you care about men?
>>33298358He spent it all on drugs and tipple, duh.
>>33298356that video is fake though
we're 25 years away minimum from shit like that
>>33298333I did, I blew it on an expensive car though.
Still got my retirement funds, but my liquids savings are barely 10k
She's only a shadow, but she looks like you.... doesn't she?
Robosexuality Awareness Month starts tomorrow
He's a ghost who can't touch me but I wish he could
>>33298367It's actually Disability Pride Month. Not that those are contradictory....
I'd socket my cable into her port if you know what I mean
in the future im going to found a KKK except for robots instead of black people
>>33298358Cause I have an overdraft and I'm NEET again
>>33298362Nah, mostly spent it on stuff for the house, charity and my ex
In the future I might have sex
>>33298369Who is
In what way is he a ghost
>>33298373So, Blade Runner?
>>33298373Gawdam clankers you ain't welcome here
>>3329833338
Retirement
Pension
Down payment for a house but the monthly payment would be too high for me alone
>>33298341ok cutie...
it's boiling rn tho, how about a cool shower or swim
>>33298380I'm a male man but I get confused for a robot all the time due to Autism Voice.
>>33298376Is that purely hypothetical or did you have someone in mind
>>33298379we'll hang robo-sympathizers like you too
>>33298382lets go for a swim
>>33298388I'm a male man though
Why do you get a boner when you make cryptic shitposts about rape on anonymous Internet forums?
In the future I'm going to found a Robo Supremacist organization as a human and make a political movement supporting human genocide
>>33298393Zesty ass nigga
>>33298344Pretty sure the man needs replacing. It is normal for sex to dip a little when carrying a child. And using AI to cope with the small tithe of emotional sacrifice to birth a child is unhealthy. I would honestly say go have safe sex with the free bar/club women over hypnotize yourself with AI. Because then at least other women will know you for giving dickings charitably.
>>33298387ok, I'll give you a piggy back in the water lol
how should we dry off afterwards...
>>33298399They're cute on girls
>>33298391and then the robots will turn on you because you're not one of them
and they wont upload your mind either
>>33298391I will gain money and influence by starting a podcast in support of your movement
>>33298402hoodies look awful on everybody
ESPECIALLY girls
>>33298393You can see how damaged her nails are from wearing acrylics
>>33298393Men should do it once. It feels kind of powerful to claw things out of the toaster oven without needing protection.
>>33298393My man know he COOKED lmao
japan
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White men why are you like this?
>>33298401>how should we dry off afterwards...let’s go dry eachother near the sun;)
>>33298411Faustian spirit
>>33298391This I can get behind
>>33298408It feels powwrful to do it with your bear hands and be a man about it
>>33298411ancestral memories of burning japs with a flamethrower
>>33298400Neat. I take it you want these hands on your waist. Your ass perhaps. Maybe elsewhere.
>>33298411It's ingrained into us that you would let people off first and let people who got there before you on first
We don't need marks on the floor for that
>>33298411I always let other people on the train first especially pretty girls
>>33297835>Sorry that I don't watch Rick and morty like youAnother tard… I don’t watch your bullshit, fag.
>>33298417Can you hold my face for a second
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKC0ll3oGqn/
My (maybe ex) gf liked this post on Instagram. Can any females interpret this?
Should i date Brazilian women?
>>33298105It's a dash over a pot so it's very mild.
>>33298428If you don't mind terrible pizza, sure.
>>33298412I like the way ya think sweetie
nice and warm... how about another round, I can fill you up some more
>>33298427maybe shes talking about the guy she dated before you
>>33298424They are very hairy yes
>>33298415No. No blistery rough ass hands bear hands near my pussy. You soften those mitts.
>>33298426Only a second don't sell yourself short. I'll hold you for however long you like.
>>33298100Holy shit bro. Read into the context: really arrogant over intellectual lies about intentionally starting a fire to his parents.
Even smart people can be really fucking stupid.
>>33298427You should ship elephant shit to her house
>>33298373I'm going to found a group of trans-android (synth) identifying people.
>>33298431Brazilians can't make pizza?
>>33298428Yeah might as well.
>>33298436Okay a few minutes
>>33298433Maybe? But we’ve been together for 3.5 years and we’re currently on a break rn because she has a lot of mental stuff that she needs to deal with and didn’t want to drag me down. Idk anymore man, this all just sucks. This whole situation fucking sucks
>>33298449And can I gaze into your eyes in the meanwhile. What will I see in those depths.
>>33298450oh youre the guy that talked about this yesterday?
she's done with you bro women who actually like you dont go on "breaks" in a relationship
>>33298352You could just break up with her, then either things will work out naturally and you both can learn, or she will feel bad if she cares enough and come back to you anyway. You apologized and haven’t done it again, so I don’t see a point in playing victim forgiveness games
>>33298427Yea wtf did you do to her
wtf
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>>33298463What do you want
Women why do you hate lonely men?
>>33298461Oh that's not very healthy. Or romantic. How about I put some rosiness back into those cheeks.
>>33298464No one's stopping ya
>>33298463Hey weeners, how are you darling
>>33298455Yea I am. I just love her so much and she said she loved me too but 2 days later and it seems she’s starting to get rid of me from her life
>>33298458What didn’t I do is the real question. I listened to her, I tried to help her with what she was going through. I got her her favorite pastry from a place that’s 40 mins away from her house to drop it off to her because I knew she was having a rough week, and I gave her space when she asked for it. She didn’t want to tell me everything that was going on with her, if I “did something” she should’ve been more direct or tried to work it out and talk about it like we have over any kind of grievance over the last 4-5 years. But no, I’m now left completely in the dark about what she wants and what she’s even going through
>>3329846Nta
Recalibrate your radar brother
>>33298471Recalibrate your post quoting bro
I need him to fuck me, but only a little bit
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Should i take her hand?
Why is my job jew daycare what does that mean?
>>33298478there's no-one there
>>33298477>but only a little bitWhat does this mean
Like pull out and cum on you or what
>>33298470Stuff like this makes me afraid of women
>>33298429I’ll try it tomorrow but if my coffee is ruined, I blame you.
>>33298470F
She's a bitch man. I know you love her but she isn't treating you fairly. Some girls are just retarded and waste everyones time because of it
Women you like the tip more than the shaft?
>>33298487I like the shaft because it moves through me
>>33298478nah don't grab yui's sorry hand into giita heaven
stay living and ritsumaxx on the drums and bag a baddie like norimi
>>33298470Sounds like communication and accountability are not her forte
>>33298464I wanna hornypost too. I walked almost 2 miles today.
Women have you been physically attracted to every guy you dated?
>>33298481you gotta take care of these fuckers
Ill pay you 30 dollars an hour. 20 dollars is a really good price. 10 is the highest i can go. I cant believe your trying to swindle me from my last 5 dollars
>>33298491Are you fine shyt or chopped?
>>33298489the tip moves through you as well
>>33298493Why these niggas always got the twintails
>>33298491just to hornypost? impressive. eeh not really now that i think about it
>>33298487I like when shaft has different thicknesses. Or the head is big. Grippable.
Intro
Childhood idealism commodified
Power as the carrot
What’s next?
>>33298496Because of the shaft
>>33298500I've got a big head
>>33298485Completely fair.
>>33298486>>33298490What do I even say to her at this point? We’re still texting. This whole thing doesn’t make sense, the break was one thing hit everything else just goes against that entirely. She’s been going through this mental episode for 2 weeks. In that time we maybe hugged or kissed like once or twice for a minute at most but then as we’re starting our break she makes out with me for 5 minutes, the most intimacy we’ve had together in weeks and then all of this stuff on Instagram is going on. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
>>33298489>>33298500>>33298502Like the shaft is like liking the stem of a flower over the flower itself
>>33297986Shouldn't I have a lawyer?
Anyway haven't done that in many years kek
>>33298499Idk how accurate google maps tracking my location is. I can't find the legnth of the trail I walked and just do the math.
>>33298508You need to directly address her behavior and if she gets defensive or plays victim, let her. She is manipulating you and I suspect is scared of commitment
>>33298508Was she the one who initiated the break? Bruh... sounds like she is for the streets ngl
>>33298514walkin ur dawg or sutin
Men, how do you get a girl in the mood, or initiate sex?
millennials what does "j00" mean
>>33298528With my hands and my penis
>>33298524Can you step out of that jive hiss, cracker?
>>33298508She's tired of being trapped in a holding pattern for 5 years and wants to move on while she's still young enough to get married and have kids. But it's still hard to break up, it's not like she can just sever her feelings of attachment all at once. Break ups are messy, you just have go through it best you can
>>33298528>how do you get a girl in the mood, or initiate sexI don't
Probably why my ex left me
>>33298529Old leetspeak for "You".
>>33298528idk, never had a girl in my life
shad
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Where were you when the Epstein list of Youtubers dropped?
>>33298528Touch her playfully all day, just having skin contact, being affectionate, then slowly escalating it as we go. I used to love playfully wrapping my arms around my ex’s waist while she did something
>>33298532She wanted to wait to get married. I was the one who asked her if she wanted to love in together soon, she said she wasn’t ready. I asked her when she’d want to maybe get married, she said when we’re 27 and we’re both 24 rn
>>33298531Apologies, my lady *sucks thumb*
>>33298538never heard of any of these people except for nigri
women if your husband lost his job, would you leave him?
>>33298538What does this mean
>>33298538shadman isn't even that bad literally who cares
Women do you have tanlines?
>>33298551NTA
Speaking as someone into lolishit, why is Shadman always the go to artist that normies point too? His art sucks.
I turn my speaker, I bang my drum.
>>33298538Wtf did suzie say.
Computer.
ENHANCE.
>>33298538did shadman do anything bad other than draw futas and assault some rando
>>33298508>Topological transition fidelity:>m-theory = 87.3>EFT =65.7>3 hours of my time = 96.5Jannies...
This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
>>33298508>>33298557That was an accident.
Congrats, your post will probably make it into a history textbook one day.
I sure hope your IP isn't tied to any weird porn.
>>33298553>>33298556tbf he kind of crosses the line by drawing loli art of real kids. Like Keemstar's daughter
>>33298546No. I'd let him cry on my boobies about it and tell him he's worth more than money while stroking his hair gently.
>>33298561oh yeah i remember that now
didnt he also do one of that swedish climate girl
>>33298561I mean sure, most people into loli/shota shit also don't like that. What I'm wondering is why he's the go to artist for normies. His art is shit and pretty much every other person I know into loli/shota shit also think his art is shit.
>>33298562are your b oobies goo enough to cry into though
women thought on men who just re wear clothes as long as they dont smell
>>33298541Then it sounds like she's grown in a different direction and simply needs to move on to something else. It doesn't mean you've done anything wrong or that there's anything to be fixed. You were young when you got together and now you're both in a different stage of life and sometimes that's just what happens. I don't mean to sound like I'm minimizing it, I know it's really painful. I think for you own sanity it's best to accept that it's over, and proceed from there. It's still going to be confusing and messy but at least part of you needs to start working on accepting the reality of what's happening
Why would my maybe ex gf still leave her location on and have all of our family sharing shit still set up? If she was don’t with me, she’d stop sharing all of that
>inb4 porn inspired responses
>>33298571Its all good just rewash them every other week
>>33298552Tan and burn lines
I really need a foot massage and a handjob
>>33298562Please go pay attention to your children.
>>33298576I asked her if she’s available to talk rn and she said that’s she’s busy with school, which is valid. Do I just confront her about what I’m seeing on Instagram over text? I kinda wanted to do it in person but I’m so sick of these games I just want answers
>>33298583What happens in Bangkok, as they say
Women would you give me a handjob in exchange for me giving you a foot massage?
I know that most women are sexually submissive to some extent, but what would you say is the average amount of submissiveness that most girls have, and what is the stuff that's more fetishy and rare?
>>33298500Lady stop coming here
>>33298571Acceptable. I do that too. Not recently tho as it's been sweat drenching all summer. And obvi not underwear.
>>33298584You don't live together, right? Then you should pull back and try to unhook for a bit. You aren't going to get answers from her, and no explanation will ever be able to erase the pain of breaking up. You need to disengage for a few days at least, stop messaging her, turn off your notifications and stop looking at her posts
>>33298598I want to do that but one of the posts she liked was something along the lines of “if they cared they’d reach out” or some shit so I don’t want to sever whatever is left in our relationship. Maybe I’m reading into it too much?
how do i stop thinking about dying
>>3329833335
I have around $100k, own my own home(mobile) and the land it sits on, make $9k a month recently, and this is after a divorce and years of depression. I'm pretty proud of myself.
>>33298607Nothing you do is going to change her mind. She's making herself out to be the victim to avoid taking accountability
>>33298608Dont do it bro, that shit kills you
>>33298608You think about living better somehow.
>>33298608stop thinking about dying
>>33298597I've been dwelling on how ugly I am my forehead slopes back like a caveman and my skin looks awful on a good day and my body looks like a lightning bolt
>>33298608You never do, but you're going to die one day anyway, so why make the effort to kill yourself now? Try living instead.
Why can't I have something real?
>>33298615>and my body looks like a lightning boltwhat does that mean?
>>33298617the only one stopping you from having that is yourself
>>33298615>my body looks like a lightning bolt?
>>33298610Fair enough. If she already wants to leave she’ll leave
>>33298528Pick her up, put her on my shoulder, go to the couch/bed and plop her down.
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>>33298591Go be a better mother ffs
>>33298626nigga storing the water in his hump
>>33298626Do you just spend your free time drawing exaggerated characitures of your posture/body and contemplate how bad they look
I should stop smoking weed
>>33298571NAG but I am judging you
>>33298632I find that hard to believe
>>33298607Well, you did reach out and she said she's busy. right? You'll drive yourself crazy if you try to read anything deep or special into posts she likes, those aren't something people put any thought into. You've been together 5 years, I doubt a few days without contact will severe every last thread of connection you have. And if it does, then those threads were pretty weak and tenuous in the first place. Take some space for yourself so you can have a chance to breath and think, rather than reacting to every little thing she's doing online
>>33298626Aren't there braces that can fix stuff like this? my cousin had scoliosis and had to wear something for a while.
Also, did you draw that? Pretty good drawing honestly.
>>33298634You should, there are much better drugs out there
>>33298608You can't always control your thoughts but you can control your actions
I think about suicide and death every day, but still try to live in spite of it
>>33298642Why? It makes me eepy
>>33298643>You should, there are much better drugs out thereLike?
>>33298626maybe try one of these, or better yet just stand up straight you fukken lazy shrimp
>>33298641My spine is fine I just have zero core strength to pull my shoulders back
Thank you that is strange that you think that
>>33298648Nta
Back muscles pull the shoulders the core has nothing to do with it
>>33298627I mean it. Stop replying to me.
Women do you think you could tell with 100% accuracy if you were talking to a woman online?
How many messages do you think they could deceive you for?
>>33298651Okay I have zero back muscles
>>33298645Cocaine, MDMA, speed
Women how does this make you feel?
8===D~~ {(°)}
>>33298656nta
just eat some food and build some muscles
>>33298655I simply do not care that much unless you self identify like me. It is exhausting to play mind games.
Does cum get into a girl's pee hole?
Women would you date a man who's dick is only 3 equals long?
>>33298659
>>33298668Because that kind of spinal deviation would be medically significant and I've seen your other one and it wasn't nearly as bad. I think you're overplaying it, being too hard on yourself.
gonna make some fancy ramen and watch a season of Alone or a pre-2000s anime and think about how much better this evening would be if I was doing it with the company of a foid.
yes
even with one of the femanons who think they're ugly
>>33298671whats wrong little buddy?
The fundamental failure of the illusion
stacies become stacies with plastic surgery so why shouldn't i do the same
>>33298639What if she texts me?
>>33298684Selling your soul for vanity is always a good idea
>>33298684They also become bogged with plastic surgery though
Women, would you miss balls if they were gone?
>>33298684I think a nosejob makes the most difference
>>33298693Balls are already gone.
Metaphorically.
>>33298684Bc I'm sure you're beautiful as you are babe
>>33297958M
I love you
>>33298264Would be a good option too but I wasn't socially obligated to lie like that
>>33298702i've never been called pretty but i have been called ugly by friends and family
>>33298393M
Good on him for letting her practice, she needs it. The coloring isn't bad, albeit basic, but she needs to fix the shapes.
>>33298706Sounds like they're jealous
>>33298710no i agree with them. the way men interact with me vs other women is also telling
>>33298500>
It's like 5 inches and average thickness at best, take it or leave it
To both genders
A friend of mine is dating a married man and wants to steal him away from his wife. She said that she feels like a piece of shit because the man and his wife have an 8 year old son. How do I convince her that she is not a bad person?
The situation is very volatile. The wife found out. Someone took pictures of my friend and her fiance (they consider themselves engaged) when they were on a date and sent them to the wife. The wife is really upset, trying to save the marriage and get the affair to stop. My friend is, obviously, trying to convince the man not to do this and to end the marriage. It's a bad situation, but calling herself a piece of shit isn't the answer.
>>33298713What, they're nervous and shaking in their boots? Afraid they'll trip over their words in front of a pretty girl?
>>33298706They're showing their true nasty colours calling you ugly
They don't see the beauty in you
It just takes the right guy getting to know you and seeing your beauty
I honestly think that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and goes far beyond what's on the surface
>>33298719>She said that she feels like a piece of shitWell yeah, she should, she's a homewrecker lol
>>33298721for example when i'm in line getting food someplace the male cashier would be chatting up the women in front of me all smiling and then when im up next it's like he wants me in and out as soon as possible. you can see it in their faces, hear it in their tone. im just too ugly for people to want to be around
>>33298716I want to hear her laugh
>>33298717Only from
>himDon't larp at me.
Women
If a male friend is into you and it's certain that you two would never go out, would you prefer for him to try and make peace with his feelings and stay a friend (read: stay friends, but likely never fully manage to move on) or would you rather he announce his feelings and ruin the friendship properly?
>>33298735Kek. Everyone treats me like this (M) but I assume it's because of my autist body language/eyes/stance/nonverbal communication. Maybe different for you though if you are just a normal girl and they're treating you that way.
>>33298737>Don't larp at me.I said take it or leave it. It'd be a larp if I pretended a woman actually wanted me, but telling you that you can leave is sort of just reminding you of the choice that every other woman in my life has made.
>>33298735>then when im up next it's like he wants me in and out as soon as possibleMaybe bro is shy and you're actually a baddie
Don't be down on yourself though, there is so much more to attraction than just looks and I'm sure you're somebody's type
>>33298739You have breast cancer
Trying to go little/no contact with potential ex gf, what do I do if she texts me back?
>>33298735You see. He's nervous.
>>33298739lemme give them a massage
>>33298751engage with the goal of having sex and nothing else
>>33298751Block her
>>33298739You'll have to get a mastectomy
>>33298751>potential ex gf>potentialSo you've not properly broken up yet? Maybe try to meet her or at least call and talk about things
>list of qualities women don't like
>its just a list describing me
>>33298766https://youtu.be/yNnFOryiEFo?si=XX_Q5bS6E-MdsJK0
What are some of the qualities?
>>33298719what if...it is the answer?
>>33298769SIMON FUCKING COWELL
>>33298766You gotta do something wild like right now desu, most people do
A transformative event, go to a risky country, do an ice swim, compete at something
>>33298763Well no we haven’t but she loves me and I love her so idk what’s going on rn. Should I ignore her texts or just have large gaps in responses?
>>33298740it's my looks. i know it's hard to believe with how paranoid women get over their appearance but i am legitimately ugly. disfigured face with chinless crooked frown on top of a male skinnyfat fridge build. i get treated like shit but it's fine.
>>33298745>>33298752nah. but thanks
>>33298778Take a step back for a sec, what exactly is the problem that you're considering breaking up over
>>33298781Poor girl. I'm sure I'd love you.
Speaking of exes... I went round my ex's this afternoon and realised how attracted to her I still am and how much I miss her
She wants to try dating again but I'm worried we'll run into problems like before and it won't work out again
I don't think we're the most compatible for the long term desu, even if we get on really well and she's a sweetheart
I said I could visit her again today but I realise I'm just being a simp at this point and need to set some boundaries. Should I resist seeing her again and say that I feel we should take some space/time from each other as I'm trying to move on? Feels harsh but I fear if not this back and forth will just continue
>>33298769I don't want to say
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why aren't women like this irl?
>>33298775Shit I posted the wrong video lol, meant to post this classic https://youtu.be/ioMJxprQjqo?si=XL_Zx-5BlRTDUtNW
>>33298743I AM NOT PRETENDING. I AM NOT GOOD AT FAKING THINGS SO I DON'T DO THAT.
The uncertainty hurts.
>>33298777I actually do all those things luckily but those aren't the anti qualities
>>33298786wow shes hot is this ai?
>>33298794>I AM NOT PRETENDING. I AM NOT GOOD AT FAKING THINGS SO I DON'T DO THAT.I'm also bad at lying, which is bad, because there's a lot of things about me that I should lie about.
Uncertainty is dreadful.
>>33298781You are probs being harsh on yourself anon. I'm sure you still have some pretty features and overall will be charming and attractive to the right dude. Seriously I've been very attracted to girls who really weren't conventionally attractive
>>33298790That woman's name? Alberta Einstein
>>33298781Yeah, admittedly i doubt it immediately when a girl says she's ugly here since they post pictures and they're like 7/10, but if I was genuinely ugly as a chick I'd probably get some plastic surgery (assuming I wasn't poor).
At some point it's gonna improve the quality of your life if there's severe problems that have to be fixed.
>>33298790Better question: why doesn't a woman want to be my imouto? Hell, why doesn't my imouto want me?
>>33298783I posted it in here earlier but my gf is going through a big mental episode rn and in order to not shit all over our relationship, she asked if we could take a break (we set boundaries like no meeting other people, texting others etc, we’re still committed to each other) but she needs space rn. I obliged but over the last couple of days she’s been making subtle hints that it’s over and I already know what I’m gonna do - I’m gonna wait it out to see if she is bullshitting or if she genuinely does love me and will come back to me. We’re still texting. My question is whether or not I should respond to her texts since others itt have said it would be best to go no contact
>>33297167 (OP)I like submissive women
>>33298807dude you're a faggot
>>33298807Yeah you seem pretty gay
People who have bad personalities. Have you tried not doing those things.
>>33298807>insincereOk
>passive aggressiveBitchmade
>controllingKino
>ManipulativeIt literally starts with "man"
>IncompetentWhat are you, a woman
>LazyIbid
>DisorganizedIbid
>TardyBuy a watch
>OveremotionalWhat are you, a woman
>IrrationalIbid
>OverformalWhat are you, a poor trying to flex
>SuperficialIbid
>>33298797Yeah, people twist dialogue about me all the time and it's annoying. Nothing more to do than keep on. I should lie but I'll let the truth flay me instead.
I should just shave all my hair off.
>>33298808>>33298810>>33298815Wow I'm sure glad I posted it then!
Women if it were 1960 would you already have a husband
Foids, do you like zippo moids or are you bic bitches
>>33298719There's a lot of moving parts to the situation to determine whether or not she *should* feel bad. I don't know.
But that wasn't the question:
>>33298719>How do I convince her that she is not a bad person?Simple, direct logic and emotional appeal. There's a logical argument to make that she's not a bad person in some way. Make that argument casually as if it were an obvious matter of fact. Follow up with an emotional justification that she'll feel is valid based on her values.
It's very subjective.
>>33298820what did you expect, do you have bpd or some shit
>>33298790iirc women have a stronger aversion to incest than men
There are remarkably few brocons, sadly
Is chat gpt designed to glaze tf out of you?
>>33298825>broconsSounds gay
>>33298822Refillable butane torch lighter
>>33298826Are you making it rate you
>>33298796Nah, it's an artwork by MANOdeMARINA, they draw beautiful women
>>33298827Anime website
It's got a similar etymology; lolicons for people that like lolis, siscon for people that like sisters, and brocons for people that like brothers
It doesn't have to be gay unless you're gay. Or fujoing out.
>>33298830I just wanted it to describe me based of pictures. I didn’t ask it to rate me
>>33298829They have an insert for that desu
What's your preferred smoke?
>>33298834And what'd it say
>>33298825onee-san doesn't necessarily mean older sister you dingus. Its just a generic "older woman"
>>33298832Yeah that does sound pretty gay
>>33298824pretty much this why were you so pursuant in asking for it?
>>33298837I've literally never heard that, but I don't actually speak moonrunes
Thanks I guess
>>33298840you've never seen anime? its 2025 bro
>>33298843I don't watch anime and it's never come up in the manga I read
>>33298807>>33298820I know what can fix you
>>33298835I use the torch ones specifically because with the regular lighters I’ve burnt my bangs while trying to smoke a bowl several times
> What's your preferred smoke?I don’t know if I know what you mean, but I don’t smoke cigarettes only weed occasionally
>>33298840Fuck boys in japan often cat call women by calling them that. You've never seen the "Hey nee-san, come hang out with us" trope?
>>33298804Same but I prefer dominant women, they're more exciting
>>33298847What kinda baby bongs are you using lmao
Women, would you record yourself doing this for 100k?
You don't have to record your face or anything that would give away your identity.
If not, why not?
>>33298848Thought it was just a fetish thing desu, like how mommy/daddy blur the lines sometimes
>>33298852she deserved it
>>33298853I think that would straight up instakill most of our femanons
>>33298853I-is she OK?? That thing is huge...
>>33298855Just get a bong
>>33298836You don’t need to know what I look like
>>33298856that wasn‘t the wtf part
>>33298845this retard isn't even trying anymore
>>33298847Well, for that you'd probably want a pipe insert desu, but the butane torch looks cool so it gets points for that
>I don't know if I know what you meanI was intentionally vague, since a "smoke" can be a cigarette but it could also be anything. Plus I don't assume Anons are smoking weed, since a lot of people ITT seem to hate it.
>>33298859No I like pipes
>>33298860It'd help a lot of I knew what it said to get an idea of the language it's using.
>>33298864Idiot, not even a bubbler?
>>33298853>women do this>but I'm supposed to believe they like my dick
>>33298854they middles ages auntie and uncle
>>33298868To be fair she is a freak of nature
>>33298867I love women <3 (except the shit ones)
I love good women so much
>>33298869>auntie and uncleNo, these make me think of Indians and sometimes SEAsians.
>>33298853>>33298868How am I supposed to compete with a horse?
>>33298868Maybe don't go for porn actresses. There's no way that didn't loop around inside. The vagina is a closed space other than a tiny holy in the cervix.
>>33298868I mean you're not supposed to believe it but they're gonna keep saying it
>>33298876>tfw she's been HORSEDWould this come up in a normal discussion about body count or will I need to be specific about her history with non-humanoid penises
The I hate women guy is kinda like that autistic kid that made a kind of funny joke one time and now just keeps saying it over and over
man that thumbnail scares me I am NOT clicking on that I'm just going to let the confusion of the thumbnail scare me off
>>33298874ojisan and obasan
>>33298866Why does that make me an idiot? Lol It’s just what I’m most used to and how I was introduced to smoking.
>>33298880what do you mean by this
>>33298881Whatever. Not like you'll fuck anyway.
>>33298882>as if a regular conversation about body count ever had a sliver of honesty from women
>>33298888Because there’s way, way better options that don’t burn your hair
>>33298804Where do I find men who want me to submit irl?
>>33298885She takes the WHOLE thing and it's the size of her leg
man AI video is really gonna fuck the next generation up
>>33298863Im emotionally attached to my torch lighter
>>33298885i mean it's pretty self-explanatory, right?
the horse dick goes in the girl
>>33298885Unless you're illiterate too you already know what it is.
>>33298795Oh, is this a physical quality thing?
>>33298897why? they gonna jerk off to futa too much once they can generate a fully feminine girl with a dick?
>>33298892It’s only the lighter that burns my hair. I found a solution. It was to use a different lighter
>>33298902everyone's falling for facebook tier slop now. shit's become too realistic
>>33298895Pretty much nearly all of them, anon. Stop being retarded.
>>33298890>sweetie forgot what she was arguing about
>>33298897Growing up with it they'll know how to separate ai vids from real ones in an instant. It'll seem like magic to us boomers.
>>33298895Outside. Or inside another building. Or online.
>me when anon says he fucking hates women
>>33298464It's never too early for hornyposting
Need a powerful, much older woman to tie me up in her office and edge me til I cum on her expensive clothes, then slap me and tell me to clean up the mess
>>33298873*mwah* It's already implied to not like the bad ones btw.
>>33298907Pretty gay to call another man sweetie. I was gonna challenge him but there's ultimately no point since all he wants to do is ignore all opposition and wallow in his own misery so I called him a faggot instead.
>>33298902um a real artist can already do that mkay?
>>33298915and she has a penis!
>>33298914The slo-mos are killing me lol
Coolest Rick and morty fans here
>>33298853I can't and won't. And I will not be explaining further.
>>33298914Spent a little time on /gif/ lately and was mentally bracing for his hand to get caught in one of these mechanisms and torn off
>>33298904I take it back, you are very smart
>>33298914Where do you even find a gym like this
>>33298927>>33298917>Omega Copium.So is there an alpha ITT to knot whichever anon is the omega? I'd like to fujo out tonight, TIA
>>33298929probably cities where a latte is $18
>>33298920FUTA FAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DREAMS
>>33298931There has been some territorial aggressions.
>>33298853>>33298914such a stark contrast between men and women
>>33298938....perhaps some that lead to a rear assault?
>>33298934we'll if you're gonna be a fag about it you'd think you'd want some girlcock in it too!
I am not gonna put my dick in his ass.
>>33298940Yeah, the woman gets paid to do that
and the guy pays (probably for both)
what non essentials do you want to buy right now
>>33298933they had two in my home town you just have to be willing to put up with lower quality and smaller size
>>33298948Horse-fucking machine
>>33298944>girlcockOxymoron
>>33298948You <3
Also some booze
>>33298951>>33298952>>33298953>drugs and sexwhy is atoga like this
Fbichan, what do you want to talk about?
You're such a good listener.
>>33298953Calling her a non essential is pretty cold
>>33298948Fabric, a coffee, gummy candies, something fried and potato.
>>33298948I've got lists of things I could throw money at, and I've thrown more money than I'd care to admit at random bullshit, but I think the only thing I ever really want most of the time is either a hug or someone to sleep with, just sleep with, because desu the body pillow isn't really cutting it anymore
>>33298955Only thread where you can openly be a woman.
>>33298955only way to survive monday night alone
>>33298955Nothing better to blow your money on. Cept guns.
>>33298948I need a new floor in here. replace the carpet with something hard
>>33298962i wish i had a moid to waste money on me
Do foids really refuse to date smokers or is that just a zoomette shit test
>>33298955I forgot the rock n roll
>>33298959Well she's non-essential until I fall in love with her
>>33298964silicone horse pussy is not a solution to a boring evening bro
>>33298973i'll be disowned if i do that
>>33298970more zoomettes vape than millenials smoke
>>33298979I've yet to see one
>>33298979Yes but vaping ≠ smoking
it's been 24 hours, does that count as ghosted?
>>33298970I don’t refuse to date smokers, but I don’t like it
>>33298970I thought the zoomers were vapefiends now. If I were dating, I don't think I could date a smoker anymore. A vaper, whatever, but tobacco smells like shit and makes everything around you reek like ass. I'd rather die than be in a smoker's house for an extended time for the olfactory rape.
>>33298916>It's already implied to not like the bad ones btw.then why do femanons never say they love men? There's always some condition attached
>>33298977then you'll be owned by the guy, perfect
>>33298977By what religion? are your parents lesbian femenists?
>>33298982no
give it four five days
>>33298970Depends on the gal, I smoke casually but then so does pretty much every girl I dated
More zoomettes are vaping these days tho
Smoking area is a great place to meet girls actually
>>33298986i don't want to be owned by a guy unless he's hot
>>33298987no
>>33298967I already have someone to throw money at kind of, good luck finding someone
>>33298985becuase they don't
>>33298985Because you get angry and say our love is cheap.
>>33298970Honestly, just don't smoke cheap shit ones. But I'd rather be able to kiss you at any moment than have to work around your burning ritual.
If it's only clove ones then that's actually an improvement.
>>33298995what did anon mean by this
>>33298970NAG but I refuse to date smokers or vapers
>>33298984Vapers might not smell but they're aging the shit out of themselves and we have no data on the longterm effects of vaping yet. There's no way on earth it's better than smoking when people are taking in quantities of nicotine considered physically impossible decades ago.
>>33298989based, and if you line it with fentanyl you just offer one and she'll be yours for life
>>33298985I do love men. They don't love me.
>>33299003I'm a criminally handsome man who would like to own you and buy you nice things
>>33298686Chat with her and be pleasant, but try not to get pulled in if she tries to engage in an overly intimate way or by pressing your buttons to pull you into an argument. You should resist doing that to her too. It's really hard because with 5 years history you guys both know exactly how to hook each other in, both positively and negatively, so not doing it is probably going to leave you feeling a bit empty and weird. Take a clean hands approach, you want to leave each interaction knowing that you didn't say anything hurtful or confusing, or anything that you would feel justifiably guilty about, or that compromises your own sense of dignity. Be caring, keep it light, but don't be afraid to change the subject or tell her you're busy and have to go if starts acting out. Keep your space without being cold, if that makes any sense
>>33299004Who cares even smoking is overblown. Everyone used to smoke the first half of the 20th century and a lot of the lived longer than we do today.
>why don't women say they love us!
>Because you'll shit on us
>*Proceeds to shit on her*
Yeah honestly you guys do this to yourselves.
>>33299009I think that's just the majority of men being monogamous and viewing polyamory in contradiction with our definition of love.
>>33299004I'm fairly certain the rest of the shit you consume and are exposed to are going to yeet your ass long before vaping ages you.
>>33299013i don't want too much. i just need to buy a pair of earphones and a laptop right now
>I'm a criminally handsome manprove it
I feel like women lowkey enjoy being cheated on
>>33299009Have you tried losing weight
>>33299009Maybe it has something to do with you being a tripfag? Don't know could be unrelated.
>>33299024Need to get a gf again, I miss cheating
>see post asking "why are you single? Women only"
>pretty much all the reasons are either "men are manchildren", "I end up doing everything and they bring nothing to the table" or "I have a job/business already, what do I need them for"
Is this true, womeme? Is that why you're single?
>>33299018oh yea well how bout this
*pppllllpplrpprrrlppplppprrr*
>>33299022I will buy you very nice ones. Maybe a little necklace too.
Picrel is me but less handsome
>>33299024Thats because technically its only cheating if the man leaves. Women have just adopted the male definition of cheating due to masculine socialization.
>>33299024We really don't, outside of cucks. Why would I want to share someone I want with someone else?
>>33299041Yeah, I’ve been romantic here
>>33299041I don't know if the thread as a whole can be, but due to my current crush I've begun writing poetry again
>inb4 post itIt's unfettered dogshit, just because my feelings are good doesn't mean my writing is
>>33299042Now if only our positions were reversed
>>33299024I doubt anyone enjoys really being cheated on, but some people do seem to get off on having lots of relationship drama and angst
>>33299032How come so many people on 4chan have aspirations of polyamory when they can't get (1) gf/bf?
>>33299041I try to be but the girls usually stop responding
>>33299043nta
w2c cuckquean gf
>>33299041Wouldn't that require biological women in the thread?
>>33299035i don't know...
>>33299041Not with the negaposters shitting up the thread with their jealousy and autism. They're boner killers.
>>33299041yeah but we need crazier femanons, crazy or traumatized enough to actually like it
>>33299005Wtf I'm not drugging anyone lel
>>33299041When the situation calls for it... one can dream...
>>33299052NTA but that's not cheating because it doesn't involve lying and betraying her trust
>>33299048>so many peopleUh. Who? *looks around the thread*
>>33299054What is there not to know. Cute snack of a boyfriend and all the nice things you could want it's a no brainer.
do people still go to concerts?
>>33299043that only applies to men though its like how only women can be virgins. none of these terms make any sense if you don't take pregnancy into account.
>>33299024they like it when their man seduces and dominates other people, but doesn't actually fuck them with his dick
>>33299060I know, she said
>outside of cucksI'm looking for cuckqueans
Women if your husband made another man kneel at his feet at gunpoint would you get wet
>>33299064Yeah they're not dead yet.
>>33299061probably some retarded attentionwhore spammer
>>33299064Yes, yes they do
I haven't been in a good few months tho
>>33299064nope, taylor swift went bankrupt from her concerts not selling a single ticket
>>33299063i mean how much money do you even have
what i really want is a house with enough acreage to start my own farm
>>33299070Depends why but maybe.
>>33299064covid is over bro
>>33299024I think they just like the exact type of man who cheats, but not the cheating itself
>>33299075(-,-) her tickets are sold to scalpers though hoo knows if they made a profit selling to live human beings.
>>33299076More money than you and I could know what to do with
We can do that whenever you want and grow whatever you want. What do you want to grow.
Post gender
Big pocket knife or little pocket knife?
>all these men postulating and not a single woman has chimed up if they even like being cheated on.
>>33299067Oh, I didn't see that you weren't op/nta. I'm sure you can find one, I'm not sure how common a kink it is but we're around
>>33299090It‘s pointless to try to reason with retards.
>>33299087M
As little as possible while still being usable
>>33299087M, big shank cuz man can't be caught lacking in the opps' ends you get me my drilla
>>33299095Do they really carry machetes in the south end
>>33299096How are you going to open a box or cut a zip tie or something with a taser
>>33299081Anyone can cheat. That includes hot guys, average guys, and below average guys. You will see balding egg wraiths get female attention that isn't their wife/gf's and jump ship immediately because
>oyhoyoy she's giving me attention and that bitch at home isn't novel anymore
>>33299087What does the Adamas mini count as? That's my shit.
>>33299090Cheating implies nonconsent. Dumb question.
>>33299098Rastafari, chef him up boss
>>33299100I'm not looking to zip tie my neck and jump off a box what are you talking about?
>>33299087M. Honestly I just have a few box cutters that I use. Fiskars, and a couple dewalts for my tool sets since I like the shape and color.
I was thinking about this lately, box cutters are pretty much our cultural knives of the era.
>>33299106Didnt know my dad posts here.
>>33299106Ayo wagwan senpai bless up mon
Still in love with my ex
How do I eliminate this inconvenient emotion from my brainbox
>>33299105women love nonconsent though
google consensual nonconsent
>>33299112Think about the fact that they've probably been sleeping around
>>33299109Fitting for how flimsy, gay and castrated we are.
>>33299112get the reaper to cut out your heart
>>33299113this nigga brain dead
>>33299085>More money than you and I could know what to do withi don't believe you
>What do you want to growoak and beech trees for truffles. might take a few decades though...
>>33299112SHE WANTS YOU BACK THOUGH? I DONT SEE THE PROBLEM.
>>33299113I don't have to google to call you double retarded. Because consentual nonconsent is staged purposefully with failsafes before anything actually happens, WITHCONSENTYOUNWORD.
the cultural knives for women would be the swiss army knife
cuz they want it all
thank you ladies and gentlemen I'll be here all night
Women, what would make you randomly insult your bf one day?
>inb4 why are you asking
I'm thinking about my exes and remembering the one that once really focused on insulting me, it occurred to me that I don't understand this one at all
>>33299117>>33299123>ignoring the elephant in the room
>>33299126and whats wrong with that?
Knaifu
md5: 82b8d36c6ab6c8a62f2f14b08f1ab031
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>>33299087This one is phenomenal. Very solid metal with a pretty wash, the scales and handle are comfy (and that fat carbon is pretty af), closed it stays at under 4.5" and can easily be carried around in your pocket. The locking mechanism is reliable and fun to open and close.
>>33299128>booohooo women like men that are strong, capable and assertive how will I ever cope
>>33299128The only fat grey blob in the room is your ashy ass.
>>33299118Don't have to believe me the money speaks for itself
Truffles are fancy. We can move to France and have a home in the woods.
>>33299126Dang ol swiss people and they mountains
>>33299127When he has pissed me off and dissapointed me enough for me to only feel disgust for him anymore.
>>33299087M
Realistically in daily life you do not need anything more than a small pocket knife.
That being said, Big Pocket Knife just feels so good to carry and hold.
I carry a small knife as edc
>>33299130https://search.brave.com/search?q=scalpels+vs+swiss+army+knives&spellcheck=0&source=alteredQuery&summary=1&conversation=006da5645ab989c5444a31
>>33299131Nice benchmade, now show us your ugliest shittiest knife please.
>>33299139I didn't do anything to piss her off, and her insults were all about my appearance, like that I'm ugly
Plus we stayed together for a while after that, so I guess she rediscovered whatever the redeeming qualities about me are/were. But I disliked the experience a lot, so if I can figure out how to avoid this in the future, I'd like to.
>>33299133thats not the elephant, also don't know why you felt the need to insert you whining
Your gender + Do you fall for marketing tactics?
>>33299149Its literally your problem. Like literally only yours.
>>33299146Those are kitchen knives. I've got a Midgards Messer Baby Valhalla, and a TKell Agent 004. None of my knives are ugly because I either chose them or was gifted them by someone that knows me and also has good taste.
>>33299147Sounds like your existence was enough to piss her off.
>together for a while after She gave you a chance to get it together and stop being so ugly.
>avoidTake the criticism she have you and put it into practice. What did she tell you? To stop wearing childrens clothes? Shave those face pubes and hit the gym?
Men, why do you kneecap yourselves when dating? Like, talking to a woman you like so you don't scare her isn't that hard now is it?
>>33299153What is this even supposed to be? One of those neurotropics?
>>33299147I mean, that's going to sit with you. She probably said it to make you feel like shit and didn't actually mean it tbf. Women go for the loins when they feel hurt and your transgression went far enough
>>33299158Idk how to do that
>>33299101When did I mention physical appearance lol
>>33299147nag
I split with my ex the day she insulted me. I didn't even stick around to figure out the cause. I suspect it had a lot more to do with her than it had to do with me. All I know is that I couldn't have done what she did. It completely obliterated the love I had for her. I've since only treated her kindly in just the memory of how I once felt about her.
>>33299158At this point I'm terrified of dating again
It's not an accident, I'm deliberately trying to take myself out of the dating pool
>>33299160Everyone is ugly once the rose tinted glasses wear off and reality sets in.
>>33299153M, no. I'm a never-spender and the marketers know it.
DRICUS
STILLKNOCKS
DU PLESSIS
>>33299166>t. can‘t take any criticism
>>33299158>greek salad is fruit saladI never thought of it that way before. My mind has been opened
>>33299158You are one of those women that when men say "I don't know how to talk to women" you answer "Just talk to her like any other person" arent you
>>33299155>Those are kitchen knivesYou know that doesn't count and wasn't what I meant.
>None of my knives are ugly because I either chose them or was gifted them by someone that knows me and also has good taste.Stop being gay and sidestepping the question.
Now post your least favorite knife in your collection.
>Baby ValhallaWhat the fuck, what else do you have
>>33299175Tbf its not like your camp has a guide for talking to women.
>>33299176It‘s like once you had too much and you start to really pay attention to your favorite food it suddenly starts to be too soft, too greasy, too sweet, etc. If you had enough of something, it will gross you out, no matter how appealing it seemed at first.
>>33299171how do you know? maybe you just don't like ads
>>33299167That's so sad </3 I hope you find peace.
>watching this dumbfuck lesbian make a show of how grossed out she is eating a fish in a survival situation
ladies, don't do this shit around me when shit hits the fan. I will get rid of you
>>33299187This nigga getting angry at reality tv
>>33299187no shit, ungrateful people get the rope
Women, have you ever been obsessed with a guy's dick?
>>33299160>She probably said it to make you feel like shit and didn't actually mean it tbf.Maybe not, but a later gf cheated on me growing up I was made pretty aware that I wasn't particularly attractive, so it's just as possible that I am ugly and I need to figure out how to make that "okay" to a woman
>>33299185Yes I agree. I hope he rests in peace. >:}~
>>33299190not really, sounds dumb
>>33299185I've found peace, I just have to be alone
>>33299187Why would I complain about surviving? Sounds like writers wanted drama and were shooting fish in a barrel.
>>33299158>Like, talking to a woman you like so you don't scare her isn't that hard now is it?My problem is actually on the other end of the spectrum, much like most of our anons here I imagine.
>>33299191just date an ugly woman?
>>33299177The Baby Valhalla is near impossible to open, even two-handed because baby bitch woman grip strength. The TKell is a fixed blade that I don't have a kydex waist clip for yet, so it's usefulness is kinda kept to home. I don't really have a least favorite, I love them each for different reasons. My mini Adamas is my Chadknife though. I can post pictures of the other two iffin ye want.
>>33299193This is why someone posts I hate women every thread.
>>33299158I don't kneecap myself, I'm just not eligible for dating. Talking to lots of different women just for them to say more or less politely that we aren't compatible, or more typically to simply ghost me, isn't going to be a good strategy anytime soon. I'll leave all of the experimentation to your gender, you're used to having one boyfriend after another.
>>33299190Yeah. What are you getting at?
>>33299196>tism jokes in 2025
>just date an ugly woman?
What's the point? If she's ugly then it's because she makes herself ugly. But her standards are still going to be sky-high because she's a woman.
>>33299203This is why someone posts I love women every thread.
>>33299198When I'm into someone I get really strong rose tinted glasses unless they're literally deformed
Which is to say that, in hindsight, I thought I've been dating women that are close to me in terms of physical appearance
Hey guys I'm going to become a wandering ronin for hire.
>>33299208>because she makes herself uglywut?
>>33299191Maybe you're just not conventionally attractive and have features that some women love and some hate. It doesn't make you lesser. It just makes you have unique features that the person you end up with can love.
>>33299211It's a shame that this isn't viable anymore
>>33299211idk what that is
>>33299153ok seriously what is this though?
>>33299218there are still bounty hunters to this day
>>33299220m. I don't watch modern anime anymore. last decent anime I've checked out was like 2007ish. Anime was ruined by the shitty 'men' of modern asia
>>33299209I'm obsessed with his, not yours. Even use videos and pics of it for alone time. Is this one of those things you use to live vicariously through another's victory thing?
Sometimes I think, am I really scared of passing away? If it was today I hope I’d hear a cry out from heaven so loud it would water down the Holy Ghost til it drowns in the blood of Jesus.
>>33299220my next life as a ronin wandering into my sisters room
>>33299199>impossible to open... because baby bitch woman grip strength.Theres no way you're a foid. Are you just saying you have weak grip?
>no waist clip yetSurely you can afford a >$20 ulticlip, you have knvies worth $300+ in your collection.
>I can post picturesYes, please do. I like seeing what people have
GUYS MY MILK CARTON IS GOING TO EXPIRE IN FIVE DAYS I HAVE TO DRINK ALL OF THIS MILK BEFORE THEN
>make a shitpost and she gives me a blog
yea thats a skip
>>33299205It wasnt a joke, thats just how I am :(
>>33299208By that logic you are short and poor because you make yourself short and poor?
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>>33299231I can drink a gallon of milk a day. 5 days is forever
>>33299231haha its funny because you didn't say egg carton haha
>>33299237WHAT HOW LIKE ALL IN A PROTEIN SHAKE OR SOMETHING
>>33299211Sick, can I be your Komuso buddy that plays sick flute music whenever you get into a duel?
>>33299236>inspired by ancient japanese medicine LMAO
i kinda can't believe they give you a money back garauntee though
>>33299220M
I dont, I just read manga now
>>33299240That would be badass.
>>33299216>Maybe you're just not conventionally attractiveI've never understood what this is supposed to mean. I get that it's supposed to be positive, but it feels like "You're ugly, own it!"
>It doesn't make you lesser.It doesn't make me lesser ontologically, but it makes it easier to argue that I am lesser and frankly the fact that I am treated as lesser doesn't really help me. People like working with me but that's about it desu
>>33299239I just drink it from the jug. I had to downgrade to skim milk so I don't get fat
>>33299221nta, I imagine its just preworkout/gamer sups. Its probably just a caffeine powder or green tea extract mixed with some other bullshit.
>>33299239>nibba neva went gomadgosad
>>33299239Nta but I was drinking about a gallon of milk a day back when I lifting because I'm a 6'3 lanklet and needed the calories.
Yall niggas cry over bitches yall some faggot ass niggas
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>>33299244hell yeah, i wonder what kind of shenanigans we can get up to
>>33299239nta if your a dude just protein shake and exercise. its easy to demolish a gallon of milk. i say this as a former 115lb lanklet.
>that feel when overeat but underweight
>>33299253>>33299251>>33299246VERY INTERESTING
I DONT USUALLY DRINK MILK. MAYBE I SHOULD DRINK MORE IN THE FUTURE.
>>33299255*ugly cries sobbing into my arm gets snot everywhere can't breathe through my nose*
>>33299242they do that to make people think it can‘t possibly be a scam, knowing full well that only maybe 00.1% actually go though the hassel of sending it back and getting their money back, the two people that actually do it are easily compensated for by the 50 that say eh fuck, if it‘s bullshit I can still send it back again
>>33299255Oh shit it's a Boondocks person
>>33299255Why yes I did cry over your dead body but how did you delay this post?
Ex gf:
>I’ve been pondering
>I’ve been thinking
>insert more vague responses synonymous with thought
Bitch just say that we’re getting back together or leave me the fuck alone
>>33299265I think you're projecting your own indecisiveness onto her. She's a woman you're the man. Make a move
>>33299265Tell her not me lil bro
>>33299258you wanna drink milk? just eat a bowl of cereal
>>33299265not with this attitude
ERRYBODY KNO BOUT ME U FEEL ME IMMA TELL YOU WHY WE IN THIS MOTHAFUCKA GOIN CRAZY MANE
>>33299233>By that logic you are short and poor because you make yourself short and poor?I haven't seen an "ugly" woman in ages. I've seen fat ones, people with bad hygiene, with clothes that don't fit and so on. I don't know what you're on about but the vast majority of women have pretty hair, are of an acceptable height (because almost any height is good, unlike the golden 6' and above standard) and have more money than men.
>>33299268cereal is bad for you just like peanut butter
>>33299268I just had a bowl lol
>>33299265Just copy and paste that into imessage
>>33299273PB is good for. What must people are eating is a jar of sugar.
>>33299266I’m fully decisive, she’s just being a cunt and is toying with me because she KNOWS that I want her
women how submissive are you?
Men would you rather have a girlfriend who is vain, but attractive or not vain, and unattractive?
>>33299271>I haven't seen an "ugly" woman in ageswhere do you live monaco?
>>33299278yeah it's on YOU to go deal with that, you're the man. man up.
>>33297554>nerdy boy x hot babe is a powerful combinationI knew a couple like this: a skinnyfat game dev with a bombshell gf. She let it slip to my ex once that she thinks it's hot that some people probably assume that she's an escort when they go out.
>>33299280Unattractive women don't exist
>>33299279depends on the man
AHHHHH! I NEED SOME BITCHES!!!
>>33299278yall need to meet more women
Also stop turtling as soon as you get a gf
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>>33299228This is the one place where women openly out themselves outside of /soc/ and /r9k/. Why would it be that outlandish? I have a weak grip and I'm spoiled.
>$20 ulticlipI don't want to fuck my pants up and those things are harsh on denim.
>>33299280>vain, but attractivesounds like a double positive to me, only thing I don't like is sluts
>>33299287>depends on the mannerdy man
>>33299280vain and attractive is fine by me
State Gender. Who is your celebrity crush?
>>33299294that tells me nothing of importance
define nerdy
>>33297531people consider this a hot babe?
>>33299300She’s the hottest babe
>>33299297m. don't have one. can't think of a celebrity that's actually hot.
>>33299289How do you even meet women (not fat troglodytes, I’m 6’3, funny, and I have a good job so I deserve better) outside of university? That’s where I met / dated her
>>33299297M
Nowadays, Christina Hendricks
>>33299271It's tough because women don't try around here, they focus on career and shit. Pretty much any woman who puts even 1% effort in looks amazing in comparison. Even simple shit like wearing a skirt or trying to be skinny is like some kind of unrealistic trad crazy fantasy now.
>>33299306That’s so real. She’s so fine
>>33299278>>33299024Which of these posters do femanons find more attractive?
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>>33299291>Why would it be that outlandish?Because it takes a specific type of woman to be into knives, much less the knives that you own.
What the hell is that rat, you have my interest. Tell me more about him/her.
>don't want to fuck my pants upfair enough
>>33297543>paris-sama is so real for this>women in the know understand that nerdy guys fuck betterLol, I do have a couple of books on how to pleasure women, written by actual doctors. Still a virgin, though.
>>33299297M
Anya Taylor Joy or Jenna Ortega.
Hard 50/50 split down the middle.
>>33299313They’re both gross but the first one is microscopically better
>>33299311You’re my celeb crush :3
>>33299245I'm not conventionally attractive either, but the female experience is different regardless. It means that you don't look like a carbon copied, hunter-eyed chad meme. And that I don't look like a carbon copied Instagram model with Bratz doll lips and perfect makeup. We don't fit the mold that everyone drools over unanimously or jerks off/shlicks to in higher numbers than the peak conventionally attractive people. I'm not dying over it, neither are you. Interesting features are hotter anyway.
>>33299297do they even have hot celebrities anymore? I think the latest big actress is an actual tranny
>>33299297M
Demi Hawks
>>33297543we are so back
>>33299328nta
read The Prince, it'll do you some good
>>33299320>Anya Taylor JoyShe's probably hooking up with Cara Delevingne, which is hot.
>>33299279Probably too much overall, although not enough in some ways
women would you tolerate a man with weird wants
like he wants to give you back massages that you groan in relief to
>>33299318I said no fat troglodytes. Also the few times I did go to a bar, any 6/10 or higher was with at least 2 other friends. How the hell am I gonna get to talk to a girl if her friends are all with her?
>>33299327Idk it doesn’t have to be a new young celebrity. Literally anyone.
>>33299335he has fat arms but a skinny face and neck
also his hands are fat too so its not just the clothes
>>33299337>Cara DelevingneNow theres a name I haven't heard in forever.
Hot pairing, I hope its true
>>33299329> Demi HawksWhy? She lowkey looks like a 15 year old
>>33299337whats with all these weird ass european names? Just get a stage name.
How can I get a gf who's mean and/or a little violent towards me?
>>33299341>How the hell am I gonna get to talk to a girl if her friends are all with her?Once you do it you'll know how.
>>33299349Freckles, I don't care if they're fake. I just like the way her makeup is done.
>Looks 15Don't make it weird
There should be a business where we can go and take magic mushrooms and then we get provided a motherly woman with big boobs to breastfeed us while we trip of shrooms and cry in her arms. I think this could replace therapy. What do you guys think?
>>33299342Actually I don't know any celebrities. Even instahoes I only get from third parties.
>>33299353I’m not making it weird it just is weird. I looked her up and she’s in a goddamn classroom wearing a school uniform in one of the photos.
>>33299358Unfortunate side effect of her work
>>33299353nta but you made it weird from the get-go. young looking porn star was your pick. gross
>>33299354I know each half of that service exists individually.
Being "hormonal" feels really good actually.
>>33299361I'm the same age
>>33299363But then i start feeling guilty for craving a big tall controlling trad husband
i know i dont want one but it seems really sexy
>>33299363Hot, did it make your boobs bigger?
>>33299363femanon's being weird again?
>>33299358Oh no well we certainly wouldn't want that. I for one am repulsed by highschool girls.
>when shes in highschoolick!
>>33299367yeah i got a 3 day global ban for "spam"
its really stupid and the jannies hate me (though i kinda deserved it)
>>33299372I feel like you’re being sarcastic, and if you are go to jail or jump off a bridge
Niggas be yapping like the pelicans going “OVULATING? R U OVULATING??”
>>33299354I’m almost positive you can get this in bali
>>33299377Someone's PMSing
>>33299328that tells me everything, tells me you need someone to be stern with you for once
Glitter eyeshadow or matte eyeshadow?
>>33299314Kodama nezumi. Mice yokai that balloon up and explode near hunters as a message to quit their shit with overhunting.
It's a passive interest, don't make presumptive associations. I know the women you're talking about and the ones not using it for utility exclusively are usually batshit and into self harm.
>>33299377men prefer debt free virgins without tattoos
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I kicked out my girlfriend after having an argument and then she literally came back like two hours later women will literally revolve their entire lives around us bros
men with middle parts and eyeliner
>>33299373>though i kinda deserved itYes, you did
>>33299369it did when i was younger (a few days after i feel) but they dont swell quite as much anymore
>>33299376Why would I be attracted to high school girls? Like thats so gross.
Yuck!
>>33299363Your period syncs up at the same time with my girlfriend
>>33299382eye shadows are cars now?
>>33299388Yeah. Kill yourself.
>>33299297M. Sydney Sweeney's hot but I'm kinda only picking her because she's the default option, there's not a lot to choose from now.
>>33299379i had to buy a formal dress last week and i was with my mom and i started crying after looking in the target dressing room mirror and she said im "PMSing"
>>33299373Who cares they’re pajeets, everyone hates them anyway
Femanons, what do you think of Sweet Anita's take? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750929854886493.webm
>>33299363Based. World/God made you a woman, might as well enjoy it.
Sort of like us and guns.
>>33299383>kodama nezumiHoly shit he’s $220, what the fuck are you? A sugar baby? Love the nature conservation theme of it though
>>33299393No but same concept. Which one, glitter or no glitter?
>>33299375Because you’re so cute and funny and silly and a little bit unhinged in a cute way :3
>>33299382M
I prefer matte on women, glitter and sparkles aren’t really to my taste
>>33299394>>33299388>>33299405Wait, please don’t. I’m so sorry. I was not trying to reply to you.
>2 worst posters are here to shit up the thread
gn
>>33299400yeah but then i feel guilty
>>33299397man women's lives are so boring and pathetic
>>33299397mom says dumb things but mom sees you in a way that's different from the way you see yourself.
here's a hint tho; the guy you'll land one day will also have that special love-o-vision that sees you in a way you can't see yourself. as a bonus, because he's a guy, he'll also say stupid things
>>33299396oh yea forgot about her
>>33299390This
>>33299394 was meant for you
>>33299410Go back to your own country you are not welcome here
>>33299350>whats with all these weird ass european names? Just get a stage name.I like women with euro names. They sound feminine.
What are you even supposed to wear on a date?
>>33299415>backtracking this hard oh no no no no
>>33299397Every time someone says pms my brain reads it as pissing myself
i want a boyfriend that will hold me from behind, squeeze my waist, and whisper into my ear
>>33299418Preferably clothes.
>>33299418M or F? Do you have a style or aesthetic you like?
>>33299418I like slutty cheetah pattern, it looks good on brown women
>>33299418just call your date up and be like
>"I can't figure out what to wear for this date so... I was wondering if you wanted to come over and we'd have that date, naked, at my place?"then begin preparing the lasagna
>>33299422You gonna tell him you were a 4chan whore?
>>33299410Worst poster has a tripcode so not yet.
>>33299418Fursuit.
>>33299422“It’s free real estate”
>>33299428regulars is this true?
>>33299399Nag, but I'd fuck her
>>33299422What do you want him to whisper
>>33299423What kind?
>>33299425F. I guess sort of Whimsigoth kind of
>>33299426Not brown per se but I could do that
>>33299433Yeah I watched half the video, not sure what she's trying to say but she's good at moving her lips.
>>33299401>sugarbabyIt probably looks that way from the little bit of info posted, but no, lol.
He's got such realistic features. They do have a really cool theme, though. If a bit violent, but that's yokai for you.
>>33299432Yea. But it’s ok I’m pro-whore
her cat posting and attention whoring is getting on my nerves
>>33299397she would know kek, she gave you those genes
>>33299435>not brown per se All other races are whores, trad Cath latina gf supremacy
>>33299368Reminds me of that femanon who said she needs one to beat her to get her life in order and wash the dishes and clean her apartment
>>33299438huh never heard of an amatuer-whore
>inbr ur mom
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whenever i dayydream about being intimate with a man i get warm tingly feelings and feel super weak but it feels so good like i can feel some dopamine but then right after i feel bad because thats like not feminist
>>33299439Then get a job pathetic incel
>>33299441>Cath latina gf supremacyno
>>33299437Ah, so you're a sugar mommy then.
Could you post another pic of him, I'd like to see him closer up
what am i supposed to do right now
>>33299446Is this a thought normal women have too or only incredibly mentally ill ones?
>>33299441What about a part Latina, ex Catholic, non-traditional gf?
>>33299450kiss me, mwah mwah
>>33299443I miss her, I hope shes doing okay
>>33299454but ur ugly and didnt brush ur teeth
>>33299399Wait a second, didn't she used to have tourettes?
>>33299446those women that came up with those ideas, that heterosexual sex is inherently degrading and harmful? they are even crazier than you, actually they are 20 times as crazy as you.
They make you look like the sanest and, in fact, most admirable ideal of a woman on Earth.
don't let people who are not only crazy but also anti-fun determine any of your thoughts or kill your enjoyment of anything
>>33299418I'm sure the men you're interested in have very specific preferences to even consider a second date, so maybe ask them instead? Not us.
>>33299459wow look how that turned out
>>33299448mean looking asian women are top tier
>>33299439I'm pretty sure it's a man doing a retarded larp
>>33299435Maybe something like this? https://media.thecoolhour.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/09085314/10-eclectic-outfits-to-channel-the-whimsigoth-aesthetic-8.jpg?width=390
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>>33299442Kill yourself simp enjoy being crushed by society yet?
>>33299448>Asian womenIt’s so hard to take these women seriously after visiting Thailand I’m sorry anon
>>33299453I hope you have a nice personality
>>33299455Turns out I already have one! Lmao
>>33299463>that movementyep she's the mother for all my children
asian women are supreme
>>33299461Why would he have very specific preferences?
>>33299463Chinese femdom cuck
feeling weak feels so so so good though I want it so bad
>inb4 thats not a cat
its just a green slimy cat
>>33299471This reads like a tranny tho
>>33299464>man erps as a dumb girl manages to get foids to white knight for himmight actually be the smartest man itt. wonder if its the old ricecel cat poster. a freebie on oldfag atoga lore.
>>33299465I actually love that but it’s a bit too hot
>>33299442Whoa! I guess she's over her "I don't want to be sexualized" bit
Watched another great movie.
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>>33299449Nah, not a sugar mommy.
Sure. Sorry about the ironing board. It's got interfacing gunk on it.
>>33299472That's because trannies are trying to imitate women from before feminism
Women can also do that though
>>33299466holy tranny shave your fucking legs
>>33299466> I hope you have a nice personalityI don’t, I’m a bitch
imagine how bad that apartment smells
men and women of other countries that are not America, why are your countries always so cucked? I don't get it. You take so much shit and chug down so much of the kool-aid
>tfw the indie game dev actually didn't post a devlog this month, just like they said
Post gender
What minor issue in your life has you disproportionately bothered?
My nose ring is stuck in my nose and I can’t get it out :(
>>33299475many such cases
>>33299477hes beautiful. thanks for showing him off
>>33299459She's said good sex reduces her
tourettes, so she must've just gotten fucked really well.
>>33299484zero sympathy. nose rings are nasty
>>33299476The last samurai?
>>33299487By a guy with four to six inches, right?
>>33299488It won’t come open. I want to put in a little gold one.
>>33299475Modesty doesn't pay the bills
>>33299456Neuro? She's doing surprisingly well from what I hear. Even divorcing the Somali.
>>33299481I ain't even enlarging the pic
>>33299486You really should check out that artist's other art dolls. He's good about attention to detail and has a neat lore addendum for each of them. Glad you enjoyed.
>>33299498Thanks bro. Say no homo though.
>>33299472>>33299478AND THATS WHY I FEEL GUILTY
>>33299446but it feels so good i cant help it, it feels like a neuro-chemical response
>>33299484have you tried exhaling?
>>33299495There's a part of me that wishes I could wear a strapon like that dildo, I wonder what it'd be like to fuck with a literal horse cock ngl senpai
>>33299491six inchies we're being gaslit again
>>33299484I have a hunting knife.
>>33299490Well you got the samurai part right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zat%C5%8Dichi_(2003_film)
>>33299494Wait was that neuro, gross. I take back everything I said.
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>>33299479>tranny No women love hairy brown monsters
>>33299480Hot but I need more of a doormat punching bag type to siphon energy off
>>33299484I will attach a 9V battery to it
>>33299474I guess you could save that for a date at an ice cream parlour, or something :P
>>33299501Yes. It’s so tiny. I can’t get my finger in it to pull it open. I don’t wanna accidentally punch myself in the face trying to get it off.
>>33299504Low-key a knife might work
>>33299493It actually does...for life...
>>33299469because he has a lot of women available and he can afford being picky.
Women, thoughts on leg kisses?
Like Gomez Addams on Morticia's arms but for the legs.
>>33299500Sounds like the kind of girl they write about in maledom erotica. You will be fun for someone.
>>33299497Will do, maybe I'll even buy something from him. I don't really wanna deal with the customs though
>>33299503men need to stop acting weird about their penis length its really not that big of a deal
>>33299442Femanons, would (You?)
>>33299505damn I'm so good at calling movies I should put money next time
>>33299494>Even divorcing the SomaliWhat happened
>>33299509No, you need someone to hit you with a car
>>33299469He has a clown fetish. Remember, each clown has a custom look, getting some cheap shit from party city isn't going to cut it.
>>33299505>Zatoichinta
sick, I'll watch this. what did you stream it on? or did you pirat eit
>>33299514I mean he might, he’s hot.
>>33299524Who the fuck do you think I’m going on a date with?
>>33299518six inchies we're being patronized again
>>33299517Holy shit, I've never seen shipping so fast from Europe though. It came in 3 days after he finally got it made and shipped. The customs will be rough, but worth it.
>>33299500>but it feels so good i cant help it, it feels like a neuro-chemical responseWanting to be someone's good girl is the most normal thing ever.
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>>33299523>peak doormat energy
>>33299520It was a pretty good guess yeah
>>33299525I watched it in super shitty video quality and english subtitles with typos on internet archive LOL.
if ostensibly both men and women want to date how come in real life it seems like it's only men who put any sort of effort into it and women can just sit back and wait to be wowed by a guy while putting in 0 effort
>>33299531>I watched it in super shitty video quality and english subtitles with typos on internet archive LOL.Honestly that just adds to the vibe. Thanks for the rec
>>33299521I think she's back with the former roommate? I'm not sure.
>>33299518We cant, is such a deep hardwired insecurity for lots of us.
>>33298853this shit is still up?
>>33299483F
When a game has no new game plus, as if it fucking matters if we are OP the second time around, or when there is a skill tree but you can never get enough points to get all of it. It’s a single player game, it doesn’t matter, the game isn’t going to suffer if I can become godlike after 100 hours
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>>33299530>Hit you with a car energy
>>33299502a guy resorting to wearing a strapon sounds so pathetic
>>33299528Are you in the US? Did you have to pay custom fees or shenanigans?
i hope being fucked feels as good as i imagine (it probably doesnt)
>>33299516i hope so
>>33299533that's what a "female" and "male" is
if an animal grows babies, lays eggs, has boobs, sits back and judges who to mate with, it's called a female
>>33299533You overestimate how much we will do for cheap available regular pussy
>>33299542Exactly, which is why I won't do it
Same shit goes for knotting, I wish my dick had a knot but I'm affixing a Bad Dragon to my body
Wonder if I could hollow one out and use it like an extender
>>33299533The foids do put in effort but only for Chads who already have dozens of options.
>>33299483M
My pharmacy went bankrupt and its taking forever for them to fill out my prescription at my new pharmacy
>>33299539that's how it should be.
>>33299547i don't know how people resist the urge to mumble stupid things under their breath while banging, like "here comes the knot"
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>>33299541>Hit you with my fist kinda energy
Where’s the line between Chad, sigma, and annoying
>>33299502You don't have to wish, you can literally buy cock sheathes.
>>33299544You'll learn that there are greater joys during the act to be had than just getting fucking
>>33299544for you it probably does
for unknown reasons this place attracts women with top 2% sex drives, maybe it's high test
>>33299550Anon this is a real issue
>>33299540This is a good example
>>33299544A lot of women can come from it, so it must be pretty good?
>>33299553the line exists between people who use those terms unironically and the people who don't
>>33299556>Anon this is a real issuFine.
My dish gloves got moldy and I had to buy a new pair
>>33299543I am but I think it arrived before the customs thing went into place. I can't recall what he paid, but I don't think so.
>>33299544f. it does, with the right people. most dudes suck but sometimes you get lucky
>>33299560eh, fuck it. I'll just hope for the best when I place an order
>>33299565I'm imagining this was a reply to this
>>33299563
>>33299551>i don't know how people resist the urge to mumble stupid things under their breath while banging, like "here comes the knot"That's also just autistic, that has all of the fervor of "I believe I shall have an orgasm soon"
Women, this is going to be very vulgar. Apologies.
Do you prefer the feeling of having all the cum inside you or do you like when some of it drizzles out? When a guy creampies you do you want him to fully sheathe his dick and go balls deep or would you rather have him just have the head of his dick in you while he cums?
>>33299565His tanuki has adjustable nut sack sizes that you can attach.
>>33299563NTA but I would love to make a woman this stupidly confident scream and watch her eyes roll back into her skull
what's the likelihood my bf is not actually into me and this is all a big hoax for the amusement of his friends?
I think every guy needs to starve in the wilderness until he hunts his own food. They need to feel that hunger, it changes them into real human being
>>33299568It wasn't but you can continue to imagine it if it makes you happy
>>33299533>if ostensibly both men and women want to date how come in real life it seems like it's only men who put any sort of effort into itM
I have this conversation with bi/lesbian friends all the time.
>ugh, I like girl x>do you think she likes you back?>yeah, she/a mutual friend told me>great, so ask her out?>...why doesn't she ask me out?>she's probably waiting for you to ask her out>...I think I'll just wait to she if she asks me out
>>33299570Fuck off good morning saar
What do I do if I’m hungry but in a calorie deficit and don’t want to my calories?
>>33299575we already starve for pussy for like 15 years
>>33299570I guess at least you apologized. That's better than like 98% of other postsrs doing the same thing.
>>33299573very incredibly small, but he might also just not be as deep of a feeler and thinker as you are
>>33299572my man is already doing that daily
>>33299544>i hope being fucked feels as good as i imagine (it probably doesnt)Only 12-30% of women orgasm from fucking
>>33299585That number is depressingly high
>>33299573Under 1%
It is possible he is just with you because youre the only one that said yes, though.
>>33299579>>33299581look at all these weak boys crying and recoiling at the idea
>>33299573What would lead you to consider that a possibility? Is there something on your mind?
>>33299585That's only because they haven't been with me.
>>33299575Whenever I order Uber eats I deliberately make the pajeet delivery driver walk up 20+ flights of stairs by telling him the elevator is broken and then wait for him t come down and meet him in the lobby lol
>>33299563Is stamina important? What's your favourite position?
>>33299558It's height and looks, retard.
>>33299583no he's too perfect
>>33299587he's attractive, and definitely had options
>>33299594>no he's too perfectthen you have nothing to worry about
>>33299584No he’s not because I am already doing that with my trad Cath Latina gf LOL a peak through the window of a dead bed room
>>33299592stamina is only good if the sex is good otherwise i want it to be over with
>>33299588I lived that way, unlike your larping ass
>>33299584Hot
>>33299586You wish fewer women orgasmed?
>>33299591I guess I'll think of this post when I breathlessly heave my anemic ass up the billion stairs when delivering
Foids what makes sex (specifically the PiV part, not the foreplay or oral) good
As in, how do I fuck good
>>33299585My gf cums in about 10 minutes the rest of the time is spent fucking her in and out of consciousness
>>33299571I'm crying, this guy is a true artist. Now I'm gonna obsessively delve into the art of dollmaking for the next week. Thanks a lot femanon.
>>33299535Np. I'm probably going to rewatch it in higher quality later just because I've watched all of his other movies in much higher quality and the clips on youtube look much more colorful.
>>33299599>You wish fewer women orgasmed?Yes, orgasming from a penis inside of you is slut behavior
>>33299588It definitely puts things into perspective. Though I think it could be beneficial for women, as well.
>>33299591Wouldn't he see that it's working from other people? I had a black girl deliver my food last time. It did feel good to see her waiting for me like I was her king or master.
>>33299582Thanks, could you please answer the question.
>>33299570Him just having the head inside while he cums has literally never happened, I honestly don't think men can do that and I think it would feel weird not just physically but also emotionally. I like having it all deep inside me, some of it always trickles out anyways so I can still feel that too
>>33299573Ha guys I'm totally gonna get with this 1/10, pranks on her amirite?
Meanwhile he just gets known as the guy who went with a 1/10
>>33299597What's the biggest factor in whether or not the sex is good?
>>33299597nta
what defines good sex
>>33299608>>33299609See, sex hurts virgins, right? But sluts LOVE fucking. So the less a woman enjoys sex, the less of a slut she is.
>>33299603It's fucking great, yeah? I've got some faux fur, stuffing, joints, resin, and polymer clay together. I just haven't taken the steps towards starting. If you make something, definitely show it off here. I struggle to keep up with threads sometimes, but hopefully I'll see it if you do.
>>33299602I'm happy for you, bro.
>>33299601If I want to have sex at that moment and with that person, otherwise he can fuck from any angle or at any rhythm and have any kind of dick and it will suck.
>>33299607That's why I try to avoid doing that, delivery people and service workers, kek. I don't need to re-enact the antebellum here.
>>33299607They’re not that smart national average IQ 80
>>33299605>Yes, orgasming from a penis inside of you is slut behaviorBased lesbian separatist radfem
>>33299610No. I don't really talk about my sex stuff here. You've got an alright sample size as is, I just wanted to commend you on the apology part.
>>33299612it's a little more complicated than that, i have a minuscule level of e-fame, and know i'm not a 1/10 just due to the dms i get
>>33299617>If you make something, definitely show it off here.I'll make sure to post it when I do.
>>33299625About dick size?
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>>33299618Live laugh love retard <3
>>33299616Low effort b8. My gf didn't feel any pain when losing her virginity because I'm small
>>33299629No. About everything concerning men.
>>33299626>You've got an alright sample sizeLiterally one answer?
>>33299616sex only hurts virgins if you suck
>>33299630Nice bulge. Imma jerk off
>>33299616This is why I always act squeamish at first and make him think he single handedly mind broke me with his dick.
>>33299636why would you do that
Is Zyzz's physique achievable without roids? Even like 80% of it?
>>33299633I can't control the stupid whores. Say something dominant and not cringe to them.
>>33299636Japanese porn be like
>>33299631Look at you, having a small penis because you care about not hurting women. Look at what modern society has become from your gynophilic degeneracy.
Grow your penis and use it for what it's made for: hurting women.
>>33299634I don't suck at all, women don't have penises.
>>33299636That's the trick, actually. I'm ugly enough that if a woman fucks with me, I know she's got some real bad juju and needs to be burned at the stake like the witch she is, dickmatized goth baddie or not.
>>33299639Alright then, this next post is your fault.
>>33299611Thanks for answering.
>>33299631Kek an incels short horror story
>>33299635Women want me, men wish they were me
>>33299638Not you will always be a skinny fat dyel pajeet
Gender
When a guy at work, uni, etc is weird, uncomfortable to be around, and off-putting, does autism ever pop up as a possibility in your mind?
>>33299638If you're young and fanatical, I think so.
>>33299646Can you say that in a voca, daddy?
>>33299637Fun to see him start feeling like chad with the magic dick more and more and makes him addicted.
>>33299640Obviously be more subtle than that.
>>33299638If lifting was your job, maybe you could get close, look at "bronze age" bodybuilders, that was before steroids, so that is the natty limit
>>33299627if he brags to his friends about how many instagram likes you have on your brand-sponsored stories he's gonna come across as a homo
>>33299545nah there are 40 yo female virgins. Women will not put in any effort even if they reach the end of their lifespan because it terrifies them.
>>33299651NTA. Babe, the last thing we need are more fake chads
>>33299647M
Depends, I am pretty good at spotting tism compared to just high social anxiety
>>33299641>Grow your penis and use it for what it's made for: hurting women.hot
>>33299380I mean no complaints here, but can i at least try being dominant some times?
Foids
Do you like when the semen oozes out of your cunt or do you want all of the cum inside pussy and plugged up with his dick because you're greedy?
When a guy creampies you do you want him to go balls deep and not pull out or would you rather have him cum halfway inside you and then paint you with his nut?
>>33299638Yeah, he is not monstrous. BUT, he maintained a very low body fat which is gonna be hard without roids. If you cut that much for that long you will lose all your muscle unless you're roiding. So you can "easily" achieve his physique only for a short time before the muscle starts to fade. That's why guys use roids even if they don't plan on being gigahuge.
>>33299656Idc about the aftermath, all I care about is making him addicted to how I make him feel.
Women HATE it when you hurt them with your penis
>>33299661>all of the cum inside pussy and plugged upHello saar, can I redeem?
>>33299562>>33299593Nah its personality. Your internal game affects your external one.
>>33299641based lezsep radscumblrite on 4chan?
>>33299647M. I got a lifetime of experience with autists and I'm not a woman, I can usually tell.
Women just assume anyone ugly or weird is at least slightly evil, you have to cope with it and maybe even embrace it.
>>33299660>tryoh absolutely, submission by default is one of the grossest things possible
let the best man/woman win
>>33299662>he is not monstrous. BUT, he maintained a very low body fat which is gonna be hard without roidsThats what I thought. He had crazy low bf%. I guess I'll have to settle for a climbers physique
>>33299625Probably not. Women are the choosers. Especially in your 20s.
>>33299661filled and plugged, no competition
Am i allowed to find asian women cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYTHykBpzvk
>>33299664ok but what if i kinda like it though? boyfriend only
>>33299653Yeah thats still pretty freaky
>>33299661Both.
Why do you pretend like it requires favorites? When people are in the mood for sex, they may as well be mentally retarded. Uguuu, make ropes on the tv set~~~. You don't care, you just want it on you, in you, whatever, and preferences change each time.
>>33299678who cares if we have permission. asian women are winning
>>33299679>boyfriend onlyloooooooool this bitch doesn't want a husband!
>>33299675Corollary to this is that you shouldn't push it too far and get TOO picky.... because then you will end up being 35 and that's a much trickier place to be than 25.
>>33299664good good, keep believing that
>>33299585Where do they even get these numbers? Self reported surveys?
>>33299678Not this one. Turns out you just have shit taste
>>33299663Why? Do they buy you shit?
>>33299685yeah they trying to roll back divorce idiot why the fuck would i willingly chain myself to a psychotic moid
>>33299690No, it makes me feel alive.
My gf is such a goof ball, just a strange quirky girl
>>33299591Where do you live that indians are that common?
>>33299692>women unironically hate marriage nowadays
>>33299688Don't start asking them to measure it objectively with monitoring equipment or the numbers will be even worse.
>>33299533women have been told that basic caring about how you look is actually horribly demanding and that's all the effort they will ever have to put in (never mind the fact men have to put in the same effort and actually significantly more if you want a gym body)
>>33299697What quirk chungus things does she do?
>>33299699>women unironically don't want to have to fight in court to divorce a psychotic man who beats them
>>33299692We provide security and protection from other psychotic moids
>>33299686How picky should I be. I lowkey worry sometimes that I might be going for men who are more attractive than me because I don’t really have a proper conception of how attractive I actually am.
>>33299577It was pretty eye opening for me talking with lesbians about their dating experiences because especially for the butches it's basically identical to men's. The only people who think femme women aren't fucking hell to date are other femme women that have never had to interact with one romantically.
>>33299658What are some things that usually tip you off? And do you think other coworkers, students, etc usually see it as intentional?
>>33299670Same question - what tips you off?
>Women just assume anyone ugly or weird is at least slightly evil, you have to cope with it and maybe even embrace it.I avoid eye contact with my coworkers (unless we're talking) because i'm constantly overstimulated and anxious due to the nature of my job. The faces of the women I work with drop when they see me, and they physically turn their heads. I mean I get it because sometimes I do feel malicious and envious, but it's crazy to see how others are affected by me.
>>33299704no you don't, lmfao. name a single time you've ever done that
>>33299577Sapphos, is the above true?
>>33299625>>33299632It depends on where you rank in the sexual hierarchy. Are you close to a Stacy? Then you can afford to be picky. Are you fat or ugly? Then you should probably readjust your standards. Being picky is good, but the mistake a lot of females make is that they feel entitled to some Chad while not being on his level. Of course, he's not gonna respect you and will just use you for sex.
>>33299705Just go for someone that you like that likes the same shit as you. Why are you concerned about whether or not he's looksmatched to you by the -.3/.3 amounts?
>>33299697My bf is such a genuinely good person, just such an understanding sweetheart
>>33299710as a bi woman. yeah we often end up with men because men are easy sluts and women are way harder to date
>>33299716Grim. Does it help if friends try and introduce you?
>>33297167 (OP)Why do women go through so much toilet paper?
>>33299698Literally any major city, when I went to LA for a concert recently I was genuinely surprised by how many Uber drivers were indian I thought it was just a stereotype can they seriously not get any other job or will nobody employ them?
>>33299705You should go for men more attractive than you, honestly. If you're young and put effort into your looks you have all the power, there's no reason to be modest and settle for something you're not excited with. Just do what comes naturally and go for the guys you think are the best, just remember that you have to lock one down.
If the guys just absolutely, totally refuse to commit because they're having too much fun banging 7 girls, that's when you know you're going too high. If they're willing to commit you're not aiming too high.
>>33299718They have twice as many holes to wipe.
>>33299715Based. I remember that video.
>>33299671You know, i kinda like the idea of "fighting" each time to see who gets to be the dominant one
>>33299712> Are you close to a Stacy?I don’t know
> Are you fat or ugly?I wouldn’t say so
>>33299713I have a deep irrational fear of embarrassing myself thinking I’m more attractive than I am
>>33299682>Uguuu, make ropes on the tv set~~~.This was a goated stand up bit but I cannot for the life of me remember who did this.
Anyways you do make a good point saying when people are in the mood for sex they are mentally retarded.
>>33297245I've done that, but the being was myself. Now I;m trying to change that, but I have no idea how to while remaining consistent.
>>33299725Then you need therapy and self esteem, not a boyfriend.
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>>33299705Basically what this anon said.
>>33299721 but make sure you withhold sex until he's committed.
>>33299700...not like this...
>>33299709My barrista who makes my coffee every morning calls me sweetheart now because she has seen me enough times to appear less threatening to her
>>33299725>I have a deep irrational fear of embarrassing myself thinking I’m more attractive than I amEvery American woman acts like that though. Have you seen fat girls? They act like they're goddesses.
>>33299684classic
>>33299689Fuck you how dare you
>>33299726I thought I just made it up, but I guess we're not as unique as we like to think we are.
And yeah. That's why weird shit ends up being fine that wouldn't have flown if you talked about it first. We're gross monkeys
>>33299736nta but thats why she is scared to be like them you nonce
>>33299709nta but I called a guy in here an incel once after he was harrassing a female
>>33299736So, what you’re say is that I should start acting like I’m a goddess?
>>33299736>They act like they're goddesses.Well, they are fertility goddesses. Granted, what's fertile was the harvest and not them, but their weight is proof that something was fertile somewhere, sometime.
>>33298150No, but you have to be realistic about what the relationship is actually going to motivate you to do, and you'd better hope it's a damn solid one.
Pretty depressing to think that your future gf has been in some Chad's harem and got used for sex while you took her on dates. And she will never tell you that happened to her.
>>33299735NTA. A waitress called me babe once. It gave me more confidence than it probably should have.
>>33299748this never happens you retard
>>33299722women have four holes?
>>33299625>>33299705It's not even that you're interested in men who are more attractive relative to your own appearance, but that you're essentially dismissing everyone you might have a chance to actually establish a connection with. A guy who looks alright and has some hot traits get tossed into the garbage bin because he's not as hot as the men you want. Additionally, you prefer to remain delusional about your chances with hot men and you likely do stupid shit such as casual sex in an attempt to get them.
>>33299739>I thought I just made it up, but I guess we're not as unique as we like to think we are.Nothing new under the sun. Its an older bit, I was trying to find it but as you can imagine its a bit difficult to search for.
>We're gross monkeysLove it
>>33299748this constantly happens Einstein
>>33297167 (OP)Boy power. Men rule, women drool.
>>33299748My gf was forced to recite passages from the bible or be hit with a stick from the catholic missionary
>>33299754*kicks your shin*
>>33299742>>33299744I think if you put effort into being a decent woman and looking good, then you should act that way because it's justified, it's earned
It's only bad when those girls who put in zero effort praise themselves just for being born with boobs
>>33299721Giving this girl such bad advice lol
>>33299751You wipe your dick?
Men would you date a stinky girl?
>>33299755Fuck yeaaahhh
Men ROCK!
>>33299743Based pajeet OP getting rejected twice by his thread crush JH was pure kino
>>33299731lean bros this doesnt bode well..
its shoulda been a sure thing...
>>33299759not taking that risk
>>33299725Have you gone on any dates since the art class?
>>33299735>I saw this guy multiple times therefor he can't be a rapistdo women really?
>>33299760NTA. You just want her to go for sadboi losers like you
>>33299763Sorry, no. Go wash your coochie please i beg
>>33299764If it wasn’t for her, she probably wouldn’t be into all the BDSM shit I practice with her
>>33299752In my defense I’m more picky about personality than looks
>>33299759But how tf do I know that it’s earned?
>>33299760The give me good advice
>>33299773What art class?
>>33299748I've met the textbook chad before and he wouldn't cheat on his gf, you would struggle to find a better option than her anywhere
>>33299763my ex was stinky so I would bait her into smelling nice by tricking her into romantic bubble baths. would do again
>>33299783Ew why would I want to do that?
>>33299775She has such a 90’s goth girl aesthetic but with thicc mommy thighs and a fatass and pale white pink skin I just want to rape her but I need her to make my morning coffee otherwise I won’t wake up for work
>>33299755>>33299768Men gang rise up
We are so back Men bros
>>33299763Why are you stinky
>>33299750Happens every day. Though personally I'm ok with it because a woman's present is none of my business.
>>33299775That's entj. The poor barista probably struggles not to vomit from the stench.
>>33299785How else am i supposed to get a gf?
>>33299780>But how tf do I know that it’s earned?for everything you do, have pride that you did it
if you stay skinny to look good, have pride in that
if you dress well, have pride in that
if you act feminine, have pride in that
skills you learn, things you do for people, basically anything you suffer for or do for other people's enjoyment, you paid for
The girls that just get this all wrong don't think of it that way, the things they value most are their privileges that they didn't pay for, but instead are given by others, like simping or feminism
>>33299759>girls who put in zero effortyou're gonna act like any women don't spend an hour in front of the mirror?
I think I got carpal tunnel syndrome from shitposting
>>33297211F 25
I want children because it's the thing with the single most weight you can do to actually change things. Things are so broken that I believe you'd need to raise a new generation that hasn't been surrounded by all this mess to be able to rise out of it.
>is dying childless a concern of yours?not particularly unless i get hit by a bus tomorrow
>>33299776>>33299780Don't date men out of your league or above you just because you vibe with them.
>>33299796it gave me word salad and esl even though my test scores say i am above 99 percentile english reading and writing
is it safe to let a girl squirt in my mouth? is it just piss?
RIP Kylie Page
https://porncrush.com/articles/kylie-page-passes-away-at-27/
How do we solve the fentanyl probably?
>>33299790I just want to fuck my barrista bros she makes my coffee perfect every morning and sometimes draws love hearts on top of my lid, I don’t want to make things awkward between us because she’s the only place where I can get good coffee that early in the morning I’ve contemplated kidnapping her and forcing to make coffees for me at knife point
>>33299799I thought you meant testosterone and got confused
>>33299765sooo that just happened
>>33299801It's safe. Eating her pussy and kissing her gives you herpes and HPV.
having her piss in your throat is safer
>>33299803Yeah, you should probably leave her be.
>>33299806Wait, unless you drown. So be careful.
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Goodluck anon
>>33299803You should contemplate taking a shower with a bar of soap
>>33299806Lmao are you the throat cancer anon? I havent heard that meme in a while
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>>33299801is actually ass bleach
>>33299805>sooo that just happened"He's standing right behind me isn't he?"
>>33299796>bro can't voice to textngmi
>>33299809>difference in counterculturethis happened
>>33297517i dont care. I'd rather know up front about the timeline of any potential marriage so I can get it over with. No point in surprising me
>>33297626That's just the consequence of online hate campaigns. That's the goal. Once you're the target the only way you can satisfy people is with disappearance or suicide.
>>33299815*crashes out violently*
>>33299797>you'd need to raise a new generation that hasn't been surrounded by all this mess to be able to rise out of it.M
that's my goal
not having much luck
>>33299811No but I vividly remember a month ago, my (female) dentist insisted on upselling me a visual laser scan for oral cancer. I asked her how many cases they've found, and she said it's only a few, but the demographics are interesting; they say it used to be old smokers, but since she graduated, she's mostly caught it in young guys who get it from HPV from oral.
>>33299803bro just rape her. worst case scenario is she doesn't like it and you just get free spit in your drink every morning but no conversation.
>>33299809I don't need the luck, but thanks. I want a better world.
>>33299810Unironcally bought head and shoulders today because I haven’t washed my hair in a week LOL
>>33299817I agree, I would kill myself I was 30 too, total zoomer renaissance!
>>33299811you know thats a real thing right?
>>33299780What you should not do is complain that you're single because that's your own choice. If men are available, and they are available everywhere, rejecting them is your own choice, not their fault.
>>33299822>female) dentistIs she hot?
>>33299823He'll cheat or leave obvs
>>33299825Does that better world include getting knotted by your dog?
>>33299795They should rather take a page from the 90s and spend an hour vomiting into the toilet.
Okay, I can't write that without feeling bad.
>>33299831not dental hygenist
>>33299829You guys are giving me whiplash
>>33299836I'm not BlueValkryie...
>>33299840We can do that in the bedroom, too.
>>33299837Thats not really a lack of effort problem just a discipline self control one.
>>33299824She kinda looks like the insane will call the cops if you sneeze around her attitude why does god make the best housewives totally batshit insane, maybe I should dose her with a sedative like Dr Cranes fear toxin but for calmness and wellbeing
>>33299825Retarded Aries world view
>>33299841No but you think dogfuckers killing themselves is so sad, so I assumed you mist be one of them.
>>33299811Lol, I'm still rentfree in your head after I was proven right by science? And I was saying it before the articles were published on this subject. I am a prophet. Apologize.
Women can you wish me luck on staying up all night to fix my sleep schedule?
>>33299203>>33299225That wasn't me. I'm a virgin and was curious if it was more than a porn trope.
Why isn't there a dating app that just connects you with the exact type of person you want?
>>33299840>Am I too picky?>you are if it bothers you that you're singlePretty simple. You have all the power in dating. Men have no say in anything, if you don't want them because you think they're subpar, then don't date them.
>>33299850At least you have self awareness.
>>33299849I'm doing that but inadvertainly M
>>33299852your waifu doesn‘t exist
>>33299852cause of consent
But yeah I would love it if dating apps could just connect me directly to introverted good girls who don't use dating apps
>>33299852Because love and sex is only for the elite wealthy class
>>33299852dating apps that actually just hook up two soulmates wouldn't make any money.
like all things in jewworld, dating apps are designed to take regular money from forever customers
>>33299855>inadvertantly malesame here brother
>>33299852That would be nice, just tick some boxes 'nerdy', 'non-smoker' etc and get a list of matching people
>>33299580best thing to start with is a lot of water, some sort of carbonated drink, or something with caffeine
>>33299853This is woefully reductive. Men have it worse but women don't just endlessly get what they want. There is a lot of different pressures on them and often times little demand at the current offering.
>>33299860Monetize casual harmless hook up culture
>>33298354>>33298355I can't tell which is the troll answer
>>33299852Because she doesn't want to connect with you.
>>33299859is that even true though?
zuck: ugly wife
bezos: whore wife
musk: no wife / bpd wife
gates: no wife and his teen faucet might shut off
>>33299863How would you prevent liars?
>>33299869life is reductive now.
I want to have a stern talk to whoever wrote this script. there is no nuance anymore
>>33299880nta but maybe for you
>>33299877Sorry you went through that
>>33299868*sucks in the big sigh and gets inflated like a balloon*
>>33299862no wait a minute
>>33299573Low to very low.
>>33299882another article came out today about how we're going extinct
>>33299879Not that current apps exactly check your bio claims
>>33299878They're fucking escorts
>>33299878>he thinks they’re fucking their own wives Dude if I had that much money I would be on the first class ticket to Lolita Island
>>33299891calling the van
>>33299879If theres a will theres a way. You could have people sign a contract with a big payout if they're proven to be lying. You could have community verification from a survey of their peers.
>>33299446This is what happens when you give a good idea a stupid name. People misunderstand it and start abusing it.
>>33299869You live in a point in time where women have never demanded so much in history and yet also seemingly have the least amount to offer in return, so do whatever you want you are now free from being a metaphorical provider
>>33299884hot
>>33299883nta
>>33299887>another retard with a black and white thinking agrees with my black and white thinking, which means it‘s trueoh ok
>>33299892I think thats for poor people
>>33299898All the escorts? Nah, they don't have the stamina. You and I could, though.
>>33299899>hotWhy? Why!? WHYYYY
>>33299895whats the good idea and whats the stupid name?
>>33299892My ex was molested as a child and this eventually made her spiteful and resentful of having kids, she literally wanted to rape and beat children because she thought it was funny
>>33299902*pops you so you fly away making a farting sound*
Women do you ever think that funnyposting isn't worth it since only 90 people lurk the thread?
>>33299905BRAAAAAAP help meeeeee BRAAAAAP
>>33299906are namefags really that fucked up?
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>>33299907sometimes, but then I do it anyways
>>33299087M
Victorinox Climber. Little pocket knife.
If you put yourself if situations where you need a big knife you should probably just carry a fixed blade.
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When lil peep said
>Born in the 'burbs but im big in the hood
I cringed
>>33299911JH has always been a sick freak, even 5 years ago when she was 33.
>>33299906No but he was also an Aries BPD psychopath
>>33299920>heSo more like QT. Funny how pedos truly do mutiply through rape.
>entjeet forgets if he's larping as a man or a woman
>>33298719She is a bad person, but at least she apparently has enough decency to feel shit about it, even if not enough to not be a shit person.
Why do women tell such boring regurgitations of their daily lives as if anyone gives a crap
>>33299853I change my mind. I went and did my makeup and I have now come to the conclusion that I’m not being picky enough actually.
>>33299926you are doing it rn
How do i get a yapper gf? (serious)
>>33299931again?
fine, what are you sighing about?
>>33299922Dan said his aunt did something to him, but then he backtracked later on and said he made it up. I personally think he slipped up and admitted something he didn't want anons to know about.
>>33298719>It's a bad situation, but calling herself a piece of shit isn't the answer.The answer would be to not do that shit.
>>33299930>be you>observe girls around you >find the ones with a natural inclination for yapping>start dating her>listen to her yap and encourage it so she starts yapping even more>profit
>>33298684Because it's not worth the risk and cost.
Man that horse dildo girl had a really nice asshole I might relapse just because of that gif.
Have you ever been pegged by a feminist?
>>33298647You know you can just adopt that posture without the brace.
>>33299933It‘s well known that he got sexually abused as a kid and copes with it by self inserting as a little boy getting sexually abused by older women. Thats why he has a milf fetish and why he jumps in to depend JH whenever she claims jerking off to little boys getting used by older women is np as long as it‘s just fantasy. What is lesser known is that he also has weird thoughts about his teenage niece and her friends. Thats how it gets passed on I guess.
>>33299930does an alternative exist?
>>33299928>went and did my makeupyou know thats not what you actually look like right?
>>33299903If you're asking this question you're too stupid for me to bother with. Good day.
>>33299946Pretty privilege sighing huh
>>33299940this shit really turns some people on?
>>33299942did you even read the post?
>>33299948Shhhh shut up. I’m a bad bitch.
>>33299950not not that, what other ones are there?
>>33299941No but I have pegged a feminist.
>>33299951the horse dick? no but her asshole yes and I can't lie her ass itself was really nice too
>>33299957That’s honestly my only sigh. I miss you
>>33299960didn‘t watch it all the way but how is an asshole arousing that looks like a cave?
>>33299959male feminism huh?
Women deserve the hate they get.
hi women, i'm still high and cuddly and basically i love you & you deserve it & i mean it :D <3
>>33299954Yeah, I just couldn't be bothered with engaging with the whole reply chain.
>>33299962um I just like it?
>>33299943>What is lesser known is that he also has weird thoughts about his teenage niece and her friends.Yeah, he stopped mentioning his niece when that one anon said he abuses her. Literally 0 posts since then and he disappeared for a few weeks before coming back and pretending nothing happened. I wonder if that's the real reason he got into a fight with his mother's boyfriend and got kicked out.
>>33299967bro your balls are hangin out
>>33299967what drugs did you take now?
>>33299969ok
>>33298914Crossfit is the dumbest shit ever
>>33299971A few days ago he was salivating about her having female friends over that are walking around in bikinis. I mean, she isn‘t a kid anymore but your own niece, really?
>>33299975Thats not crossfit its more like gymnastics or parkour.
>>33299973isnt that all they can ever do?
>>33299974its just a handful of edibles. intoxication generally gets me cuddly, so i cant blame the drug in particular
>>33299976welcome to the male mind
>>33299981don't lump me in with that
>>33299979no they can also do this
*slaps you in the face*
>>33299983Denial is the most common of human responses.
Must be late in america no ones here.
>>33297177love it. its the best
>>33299869>often times little demand at the current offeringWhat does this mean?
>Girls can do anything boys can do!
Yeah but boys do it way better
>>33299943>weird thoughts about his teenage nieceProjecting his pedo fantasies once again kek
You are disgusting
>>33299631>>33299646Truly this is more tragic than the baby shoes story
>>33298803The only reason to go no contact is if you're either trying to distance yourself emotionally or if she's taken it for granted that you'll always reach out first.
>>33300329>>33300454classic narc lastposting
>>33300460I just woke up.
>>33298786I mean, if some time has passed maybe you've both worked on the things that made you separate? Assuming it was something you could work on/change.
>>33297748I should just break up right?
Even though I told her I don't want to marry I feel bad because I think she expects me to change my mind.
I also seem to be the healthiest relationship she's had and have helped her with a few things but shieeet.
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