>doing boring ass nightwave shit on SP
>oh look stalker showed up
>wait for him to finish his spawn animation
>blast his shields off in one hit
>dude knocks my shields off too in a single shot and teleports like two rooms away
>ok thanks dude
>walk over there
>before the door sliding open animation even finishes I eat an arrow to the face and instantly die

you know what stalker? I think I'm going to go home and have sex with your wife's mindless body a few times to make myself feel better
how about that?
what are we feeling for a name this time? I'm thinking scorpius since we're going with constellations
I'll let you see the kid every other week