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6/21/2025, 4:34:08 AM
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>>95912515
Alright, I was going to make a full image build but it's getting late and I really can't be assed.
This is Gloop the Street Performer.
Natural born, and definitely not an explorer, with 38 stats across the board.
Sorry to report that he is in fact retarded, very much so, and can barely understand the world around him. His social skills are lacking and he doesn't even have fingers to count to five. What he is good at, however, is transforming. He's been doing it since he was little. Pokémon always seemed to love the trick, and now he's quite good at it - pretty much his only skill.
He splays out on the side of high street all day, offering his 'services' and begging for donations. But usually, he isn't trying hard. He spends what he makes on beer, and when he's drunk, all he wants to do is gloop out.
The decent townsfolk know he's just a drunk and avoid him, rarely giving him business. If they donate, they do it quick to avoid the stench. Thus, most 'work' comes from overly excited tourists, fetishists, and crooks. For the beer, he'll fulfill those requests with a blank expression. But once in a while, he'll wake up with a rare smile on his face and an uncharacteristic flounce in the way he rolls. He'll call everybody together and put on a stunning show of transformations, earning cheers and entertaining all the townsfolk, who wonder where this side of him came from.
After days like those, he collects his coin and stops by a certain store. The keeper, Miss Espurr, smiles softly and wishes him well. He rolls over to city limits, to a special tree. There, is his treasure box. He'll look over his growing explorer's kit, add the new gear, and wiggle with excitement. Tomorrow, he swears, he'll put on another show and be even closer. But first, he should celebrate. There's a few coins left over, and that's enough for a beer...
>>95912515
Alright, I was going to make a full image build but it's getting late and I really can't be assed.
This is Gloop the Street Performer.
Natural born, and definitely not an explorer, with 38 stats across the board.
Sorry to report that he is in fact retarded, very much so, and can barely understand the world around him. His social skills are lacking and he doesn't even have fingers to count to five. What he is good at, however, is transforming. He's been doing it since he was little. Pokémon always seemed to love the trick, and now he's quite good at it - pretty much his only skill.
He splays out on the side of high street all day, offering his 'services' and begging for donations. But usually, he isn't trying hard. He spends what he makes on beer, and when he's drunk, all he wants to do is gloop out.
The decent townsfolk know he's just a drunk and avoid him, rarely giving him business. If they donate, they do it quick to avoid the stench. Thus, most 'work' comes from overly excited tourists, fetishists, and crooks. For the beer, he'll fulfill those requests with a blank expression. But once in a while, he'll wake up with a rare smile on his face and an uncharacteristic flounce in the way he rolls. He'll call everybody together and put on a stunning show of transformations, earning cheers and entertaining all the townsfolk, who wonder where this side of him came from.
After days like those, he collects his coin and stops by a certain store. The keeper, Miss Espurr, smiles softly and wishes him well. He rolls over to city limits, to a special tree. There, is his treasure box. He'll look over his growing explorer's kit, add the new gear, and wiggle with excitement. Tomorrow, he swears, he'll put on another show and be even closer. But first, he should celebrate. There's a few coins left over, and that's enough for a beer...
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