>>81464510
>>81464580
This but fucking actually. It's literally just impossible to fight the chaos. I mean, it's not impossible, but you will get clinical depression.

>>81464587
>>81464584
Let me give it to you straight, if you are in a major American city and have a bachelor's degree in literally fucking anything you're good. Officially the requirements are blah blah blah blah whatever. They are WOEFULLY understaffed.
Sure, you won't officially be a teacher if you're not allowed to be, but you'll be that "aide" or "substitute" with a fucking homeroom and a schedule who they see every day and who does the fucking job of teaching them. Again, you don't have to be qualified to do this. With the state our education is in, you think they're hiring people they vetted? Bro. It's some underqualified jackass who just stumbled out of a frat party with mountains of student debt, bolstered by a single black/Hispanic mom who has some kind of "lunch aide" role because her kid goes to the school.
This is purely hypothetical, but if you were at all educated and went to some shit inner-city school district they'd hire you. Period. They'd hire you if you were visibly ripping dab carts in the parking lot. Really you could have worked for El Chapo and they'd probably hire you as long as you weren't convicted of literally butchering kids on camera. I don't think you fully appreciate how bad it is. You'd THINK, "Nah, they'd never hire me, they must have standards" but nah, if you really wanted alone-time with 30 strangers' kids for 8+ hours a day you could probably just have it. Let that sink in.
>but isn't there a background check and a test and certifications and a drug test and some kind of orientation pro-
No. None of that. More like 30 misbehaved kids and a "good luck." If anything you hope one of the kids is retarded so you can have an additional adult in the room.

>>81464540
You can just be a lolicon. It's not like anyone asks.