https://youtu.be/-NMph943tsw?si=Y8V8a3t4oo7xX91G

*Stands up on chair*
*Hits champagne glass with fork*
TING TING TING!
*Ahem*
Attention settle down now everyone, please gather around for an important announcement

We are putting together a team to go back in time
This is not a joke
/x/
/nobody/
You'll get paid after we get back
Must bring your own marijuana, strength and potency in the past not guaranteed!!
Safety optional
I might have already done this a few times before if this works
Success might have already happened :)

>Paris Climate Accords
>95% of funding is supposed to come from U.S. Tax Payers
>#1 Priority written in the fucking contract is Third Wave Feminism in Environmental Concerns
>China and India are both exempt described as "emerging economies" even though they are both thousands of years old

I shit you fucking not, it would hand over the reigns of all global energy profits to China and India for the next 30+ years, with no need for them to ever join the accord even at the end of 30 years.
At this point, fuck all of the elites.
ALL OF THEM.
I don't even care if India floods the entire Earth's oceans, rivers, streams, lakes and ponds with holy sacred human shit and china eats every fish, bat, kitten liquefied in a blender and great leap forward sparrow on earth.
FUCK IT ALL CLIMATE ACCORD NIGGER KIKES!
You burned all good will and honest efforts of rational discourse leading towards good faith.
At this point I want to see you fuckers all die, even it it means collapsing the entire corrupt stinking temple down around all of our ears.