>enter mashmak co-op extreme as stellaris
>matched with silver serenith and aquila
>tell serenith to switch
>he turns into a narukami
>resign myself to a failed run
>spawn on the top left of the map
>aquila forces us to run to the bottom left to get the exile class ship spawns
>another squad is already clearing those out
>he pings with the "attack" ping
>he rushes in guns blazing, narukami is shooting too
>decide "fuck it" and start fighting
>get tagged by enemy aquila's stun drone instantly
>get gangraped to near-death
>flee
>teammates MIA
>they've fucked off somewhere else without telling me
>ask what they were doing and why they weren't communicating
>they don't respond
>commit suicide via laser turret and leave
what's the secret to getting teammates that AREN'T the kind of shit that gets wiped in the first 2 minutes? i normally solo but thus far every single co-op run i've tried to do has ended in a similar way